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I wipe my own ass · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:05
  Testecleese: Whoa!
• 0:08
  Testecleese: And now is the time when things are shifting.
• 0:11
  Testecleese: There's going to be a new world. Order out there.
• 0:14
  Testecleese: Believe it next summer who are fake news.
• 0:21
  Testecleese: I am not suicidal.
• 0:25
  Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly. If I can circle back, I'll circle back with you.
• 0:30
  Testecleese: Do not come, do not come.
• 0:35
  Testecleese: I'm Gonna come.
• 0:36
  Testecleese: Hello and welcome to episode 287 of the Jeffrey and Brian show. I'm Jeffrey.
• 0:42
  Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
• 0:44
  Testecleese: Oh, there's 2 guys drinking some beers talking to what's going on busy, busy week we've had here, Brian.
• 0:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah. I mean, as long as trump is President, I expect it to be a busy, busy week every week.
• 0:58
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 0:59
  Brian McFadden: He likes to stay in the news, and he likes to. You know he likes to.
• 1:05
  Brian McFadden: He doesn't just he. People say something about him in the news. He's not afraid to rebuttal back, so we'll get.
• 1:11
  Testecleese: You know he's.
• 1:11
  Brian McFadden: More lately.
• 1:13
  Testecleese: Yes, and he's 1 of the biggest trolls out there which goes right along with what you just said.
• 1:17
  Testecleese: Of course, of course, right after we hit record, Guapo shows up.
• 1:21
  Brian McFadden: Where is he? Goes?
• 1:24
  Testecleese: So the super mayor back.
• 1:25
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:26
  Testecleese: News.
• 1:27
  Testecleese: She's been brought into court to discuss
• 1:31
  Testecleese: basically our financial fraud and waste and abuse.
• 1:35
  Testecleese: but check this out. She tried to do like a Skype meeting with the Judge for her court date.
• 1:41
  Brian McFadden: So she think she think. Was she wearing her face mask when she showed up too.
• 1:45
  Testecleese: I don't know. Honestly, I didn't see the video.
• 1:47
  Testecleese: but she's just begging to go to jail, isn't she?
• 1:51
  Brian McFadden: She thinks it's still Covid.
• 1:54
  Testecleese: Yeah. And I mean, remember, she was using the police force as her own private security squad. She kept guys on for, like
• 2:01
  Testecleese: all but 3 h in a month and paid them. It was kind of insane.
• 2:06
  Testecleese: not sure what's gonna happen, because I mean, she is a black Democrat
• 2:10
  Testecleese: in yeah, in Illinois. So we're gonna be tough to get a jury to put her in prison. But her own constituents hated that woman, and that was a predominantly black area, and Democrat, too.
• 2:23
  Testecleese: so we can see how that plays out.
• 2:25
  Testecleese: What's up, Guapo.
• 2:27
  El Guapo: Not too much, Kyle. How's it going.
• 2:29
  Brian McFadden: Going well, just getting started talking about your favorite super, Mayor.
• 2:35
  El Guapo: Tiffany Hanger.
• 2:36
  Testecleese: Yeah. Yup.
• 2:38
  El Guapo: Super.
• 2:39
  Testecleese: We waited 10 min. We waited 10 min for you to start the show like. Oh, maybe he took a shower instead of just a giant dump, and as soon as we get 1st topic.
• 2:47
  Brian McFadden: It was a dumb. He's not afraid to admit it.
• 2:54
  El Guapo: No, I'm a guy.
• 2:55
  Testecleese: Everybody.
• 2:56
  Testecleese: Everybody poops. Man, I read a book about it once. Okay.
• 3:01
  Brian McFadden: Have you read the Lgbtq friendly one.
• 3:05
  Testecleese: -Oh, okay. Now push that shit back in.
• 3:09
  Brian McFadden: It is pride month. So we got to come up with all our pride. Stuff.
• 3:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, pride is like a nothing issue this year. Do you notice that.
• 3:18
  El Guapo: Yeah. Nobody cares.
• 3:21
  Testecleese: Like Walmart Target, and a whole bunch of other big retailers that we're doing like a hardcore into this are pushing father's day more
• 3:30
  Testecleese: instead of pride. So.
• 3:32
  Brian McFadden: We covering that now.
• 3:35
  Testecleese: It's in there, but it's I think it's at leftovers. But the nobody. It became clear this wasn't helping business, so why would you continue to do it as a business right?
• 3:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 3:47
  Testecleese: I mean for real. Who wants to explain to their 7 year old what a tuck friendly bathing suit is.
• 3:52
  Brian McFadden: I don't even know what it is, and I'm a lot older.
• 3:54
  Testecleese: That's when you tuck your junk down between your ass cheeks. So you look like a woman.
• 3:58
  Brian McFadden: That doesn't sound very comfortable.
• 4:00
  Testecleese: I know. But ask Rupaul he'll tell you all about how it works. But Rupaul doesn't actually claim to be a woman, though either right.
• 4:07
  Brian McFadden: No, no.
• 4:08
  Testecleese: Yep, alright. Alright.
• 4:11
  Testecleese: Okay. So what was this 13 year old Kid's name that the Secret Service did like an honorary thing for Trump's inauguration.
• 4:19
  El Guapo: Oh!
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  Brian McFadden: I'm looking it up now
• 4:23
  Testecleese: The kid with brain cancer.
• 4:25
  Brian McFadden: Dj.
• 4:28
  Brian McFadden: Daivari and Dj Diode.
• 4:31
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 4:32
  Brian McFadden: Revealed his father just revealed that he has 3 new tumors.
• 4:36
  Testecleese: Jeez please, man.
• 4:38
  Brian McFadden: Brain tumors. He already had an incurable brain cancer.
• 4:42
  Brian McFadden: So now they've 13 walls. Yeah.
• 4:45
  Testecleese: And just remember that the Democrats wouldn't show this to any what up.
• 4:50
  Brian McFadden: No.
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  El Guapo: No.
• 4:52
  Testecleese: And again.
• 4:53
  Testecleese: this is why everyone, a lot of people, think I'm Republicans. I talk shit about Democrats for this stuff like what the.
• 4:58
  Brian McFadden: Back in the day. You used to talk as much shit about the Republicans as you did the Democrats. So.
• 5:03
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 5:03
  Brian McFadden: We just had to listen to the show 20 years ago to hear it. So.
• 5:07
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ. We've been doing this forever, haven't we?
• 5:08
  Brian McFadden: It's not quite that long, but it's it's a lot longer. I would say 2,009, 2,010.
• 5:17
  Testecleese: I bet it was further back than that. But I honestly don't know.
• 5:20
  Testecleese: because I was still living in Hampton.
• 5:22
  Brian McFadden: Right, right.
• 5:23
  Testecleese: And I'm.
• 5:24
  Brian McFadden: Would you do.
• 5:24
  Testecleese: More nuisance then than Massachusetts, and then West Virginia.
• 5:28
  Brian McFadden: Okay, yeah, you've moved all around. So.
• 5:32
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 5:33
  Testecleese: Sean was still in the service.
• 5:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 5:36
  Brian McFadden: because he used to come on the show back in the day when he thought it was a cool thing to do. Now he says we're garbage.
• 5:43
  Testecleese: We are garbage.
• 5:46
  El Guapo: It's a dump to require.
• 5:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, I meant to bring this up.
• 5:50
  Brian McFadden: Right way, though.
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  El Guapo: Dump, supplier.
• 5:52
  Brian McFadden: You gotta get that beer accent going, man.
• 5:56
  Testecleese: It'd be.
• 5:56
  Brian McFadden: Rabbits.
• 5:57
  Testecleese: It's garbage it's got. It's all garbage.
• 6:01
  Testecleese: But anyway, I meant to bring this up last week.
• 6:05
  Testecleese: The Nashville shooter remember the trans shooter, the Nashville Christian School.
• 6:11
  Brian McFadden: The one that the manifesto didn't come out until just recently, because it didn't fit the narrative.
• 6:16
  Testecleese: Exactly a hundred pages came out and said, specifically said, this person was targeting Christians, and said, I'm going to kill all your kids.
• 6:25
  Brian McFadden: Because they suspected that there wouldn't be other weapons at a Christian school. They didn't expect the Christians to be armed, so
• 6:33
  Brian McFadden: they thought they'd have a better chance of war damage.
• 6:37
  Testecleese: And keep in. Remember this, remember, Christian, when it comes to today, because we have a couple stories to talk about Christianity.
• 6:47
  Testecleese: But you know it's not even about Christianity, but they come up in the the topics.
• 6:51
  Testecleese: -Oh! Brian's Brian's getting it from the wife.
• 6:54
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 6:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, what else is new?
• 6:57
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 6:58
  Testecleese: She's going to yell at him because he's not out plumbing the water into his refrigerator or something.
• 7:07
  Brian McFadden: No, she said something to the printer in color, and she wanted it in black and white, so she's trying to save me some ink. So.
• 7:13
  Testecleese: Well, it's already printed. What's the difference?
• 7:15
  Brian McFadden: I got it before it all printed so.
• 7:17
  Testecleese: All right.
• 7:19
  Brian McFadden: There's only a section that got printed so.
• 7:22
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 7:22
  Brian McFadden: Anyway, back to the show.
• 7:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, we we talked about the King of the Hill Actor Jonathan Jocelyn.
• 7:28
  Brian McFadden: Is he in the? Is he in the reboot.
• 7:33
  Testecleese: That's what I was wondering. Is John Redcorn gonna be in the reboot or not? Because this guy was John Redcorn, the native that was.
• 7:41
  Brian McFadden: Politically corrected. That's part of Dei now, so I don't think they can have a native American in the seven-eleven.
• 7:47
  Testecleese: That's in here, too, actually about in New York.
• 7:51
  Testecleese: But yeah, he was. Apparently he was shot to death.
• 7:55
  Brian McFadden: By his neighbor.
• 7:57
  Testecleese: Now? Was he shot, or was he collateral damage?
• 8:00
  Brian McFadden: I don't. But they they've arrested his neighbor, and they found him like the next day or the day after he actually was shot. So it's insane.
• 8:10
  Brian McFadden: That's why I don't talk to my neighbors, cause
• 8:14
  Brian McFadden: I don't want to get shot by him.
• 8:16
  Testecleese: Well where you live. Yeah. But thing is, my name is, I say, neighbors, people live near me more likely to have guns.
• 8:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 8:23
  Testecleese: But they're also less likely to shoot me for knocking on their door, you know.
• 8:26
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 8:28
  Testecleese: Cause I've been to your house. I've been in your area dude, that it's not the roughest part of it.
• 8:34
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 8:34
  Testecleese: But it ain't the nicest.
• 8:36
  Brian McFadden: No, it's neither, but.
• 8:38
  Testecleese: For real. You drive about 5 miles and cross them. Train tracks across Martin Luther, King Boulevard, and it gets nasty, doesn't it?
• 8:44
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 8:46
  Testecleese: You know exactly where I'm talking down by the shipyard.
• 8:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Portsmouth.
• 8:50
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, Portsmouth's nasty, too, I was thinking. Over by the north of Grumman shipyard.
• 8:55
  Testecleese: Hmm, okay, you're.
• 8:57
  Brian McFadden: News. Yeah.
• 8:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's a nasty area.
• 9:01
  Testecleese: But you're right, Portsmouth. It's real nasty.
• 9:05
  Brian McFadden: All right. So it's been a while since we've
• 9:08
  Testecleese: Brought up the possible serial killer in Massachusetts.
• 9:11
  Brian McFadden: I know, but it popped back up in my newsfeed today, so I had to share it.
• 9:16
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, I'm glad we're on this. This is the 13th body that's been unexplained in the New England area around Massachusetts since March.
• 9:26
  Brian McFadden: That's insane.
• 9:27
  Testecleese: The authorities. The authorities still say it's not a serial killer, which I'm like, okay,
• 9:32
  Brian McFadden: How many bodies have to die in the northeast before they call it a serial killer?
• 9:37
  Testecleese: Realistically, they're probably saying.
• 9:38
  El Guapo: 3 or more.
• 9:40
  Testecleese: 3 or more is technically a serial killer, but.
• 9:42
  Brian McFadden: They're not tying them together right now. They're saying it's not.
• 9:46
  El Guapo: Is the same.
• 9:48
  Testecleese: Exactly. Generally serial killers use the same Mo. This person was 21 Adriana Suazzo, I believe that's how you pronounce that's SUAZ. O.
• 10:00
  Testecleese: Her body was found in a wooded area of Milton, Massachusetts. Milton was not that far from where I was and where I grew up. Actually, I used to compete against Milton in high school sports.
• 10:12
  Testecleese: And yeah, she's a Boston resident and found in Milton
• 10:17
  Testecleese: jeez Louise, like exactly how many people have to.
• 10:24
  Testecleese: I don't know, man, I'm telling as I bring up all the time I got out of it just in time.
• 10:30
  Testecleese: This shit's going wrong over there.
• 10:32
  El Guapo: Like old chicks, or this person.
• 10:35
  Testecleese: 21.
• 10:36
  El Guapo: No, no, but the people that were like, what type of people were you killing like blondies, chicks, guys? It doesn't matter.
• 10:42
  Testecleese: I think that's what they're saying is that there's no common thing tying all these mergers together. But that doesn't necessarily.
• 10:48
  El Guapo: So the same way, you know, like a stab it from behind. Stab it.
• 10:52
  Testecleese: Yeah. Are you cutting all their throats? Are you hanging them all? Are? You?
• 10:56
  Testecleese: Shows all but that just because you don't do them all the same way doesn't mean you're not. It's not a serial killer. You know what I mean.
• 11:02
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 11:04
  Testecleese: But that either way, that's okay. So what's worse, one person who killed 13 people or 13 separate killers on the loose.
• 11:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, I mean, somehow, they had to do okay, people get killed every day everywhere.
• 11:17
  El Guapo: But it's so such a small area, I mean perimeter, wise and the same mother the same the type of killing, you know. So probably that's how they're trying it together.
• 11:30
  Testecleese: Well, exactly. They say New England and people think of like the entire New England area, which is still smaller than
• 11:37
  Testecleese: Most States.
• 11:39
  Testecleese: Unless you're watching out in Maine, it's a little different. But this is all. The south shore of Massachusetts, Northern Connecticut and Rhode Island
• 11:47
  Testecleese: like this is a small area.
• 11:49
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 11:50
  Testecleese: Wow!
• 11:51
  Testecleese: It it jeez, Louise, man, this is a little little more than a little terrifying.
• 11:56
  Testecleese: and I know it's almost impossible to get a firearm up there. But I'm Gonna tell my buddies that live up in Massachusetts buy a fucking gun dude.
• 12:04
  Testecleese: just, you know, be responsible. And if you have a felony. You're not allowed to get one.
• 12:09
  El Guapo: So.
• 12:09
  Testecleese: Don't go and do something stupid and illegal.
• 12:14
  Testecleese: All right, all right, Brian. We've had this debate more than once on this show.
• 12:18
  El Guapo: -Oh.
• 12:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 12:20
  Testecleese: The toilet paper, debate.
• 12:21
  Brian McFadden: That's why I put it.
• 12:22
  El Guapo: Oh, why does it pop out.
• 12:27
  Brian McFadden: Under or over. How do you put your toilet paper on your roll? I know you're not a big toilet paper fan, Ray, but I know you still.
• 12:33
  El Guapo: Do you use it?
• 12:34
  Brian McFadden: Reverence. Yeah, is it over or under.
• 12:36
  El Guapo: To drive.
• 12:36
  Testecleese: Central. He's from Central America. They use their bare hands, don't they? He's.
• 12:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I've been a.
• 12:41
  El Guapo: Have a good one.
• 12:42
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, yeah. So how? So? How do you dry your ass off after a bidet?
• 12:51
  El Guapo: Paper.
• 12:53
  Testecleese: Work, support the big day.
• 12:55
  Brian McFadden: He uses a lot less toilet paper again.
• 12:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 12:57
  El Guapo: Majority of the take it down by the end of the day.
• 13:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, see, I have dairy lactose issues and the potato just not gonna cut it.
• 13:07
  Brian McFadden: You need a full blown shower.
• 13:10
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 13:10
  Brian McFadden: With every with a unhookable nozzle you can shove over here.
• 13:15
  Testecleese: I've done that before.
• 13:17
  Brian McFadden: Jeez -
• 13:18
  Testecleese: Oh, no! Oh, God! No!
• 13:22
  Brian McFadden: But I love taco bell. But taco bell don't love me.
• 13:28
  Testecleese: We've had this debate, and I said over the front.
• 13:31
  El Guapo: The beard.
• 13:33
  Brian McFadden: Most people. Most men, it says in the article, are over, and most women are under.
• 13:40
  Testecleese: Well, I believe last time we talked about this I brought up the fucking patent where they designed the toilet paper holder, and the patent shows it as over the front.
• 13:49
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 13:51
  Testecleese: You made it a point of saying I have cats, and at least, if the cats spin it.
• 13:55
  Testecleese: it'll it won't just undo all my TV.
• 13:57
  Brian McFadden: But they've gotten bored with it now. They moved on to other things in the house. They they'd rather lay around and relax now than play with the toilet paper. I got one laying next to me on the desk
• 14:10
  Brian McFadden: here on the show, so.
• 14:12
  Testecleese: Will. I will say that they brought up that there's a sanitary issue involved and
• 14:18
  Testecleese: the over the front instead of
• 14:20
  Testecleese: under the back technique because your fingernails, your fingers don't touch the wall. When you reach to get a piece you grab the piece that's already hanging down.
• 14:28
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 14:29
  Testecleese: I was like, all right now, maybe maybe that's a little less of an issue in your own home. But in a public restroom that could really be an issue. Right?
• 14:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, you didn't know what's behind your wall.
• 14:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, you don't know what? Yeah, exactly. For all you know, someone wiped their ass with their bare hand, and swipe.
• 14:43
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 14:46
  Testecleese: Hey? Trust me, you cannot wash your hands enough when you put your hand in someone else's turn right.
• 14:50
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 14:51
  Brian McFadden: I've never done that before, so I wouldn't know.
• 14:56
  Brian McFadden: Okay, well, you can imagine.
• 14:58
  El Guapo: A diaper.
• 15:00
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 15:00
  Brian McFadden: I don't have kids.
• 15:02
  Testecleese: Not even that, I'm thinking you've been in a public bathroom. They're fucking nasty, dude. People are disgusting it.
• 15:09
  Testecleese: especially when you get like the heroin addicts passing out in like a 7 11 bathroom. And you you're on your way. I'm going. I gotta be, or I gotta dump right now, you know.
• 15:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 15:19
  Testecleese: Alright, Brian, I'm sure you know all about this, even though you don't follow X, or actually.
• 15:24
  Brian McFadden: I? Well, how can I mean, I can't believe there's only one article about this in here that I shared, and I didn't share until late in the week.
• 15:31
  Brian McFadden: I was gonna early on in the week. I didn't care about this shit.
• 15:35
  Testecleese: I was gonna avoid it, but exactly became such a damn issue. It was all anyone talked about yet.
• 15:39
  Brian McFadden: That's good.
• 15:40
  Testecleese: Tell me what's going on.
• 15:41
  Brian McFadden: They said. I mean, I have to agree on the knowledge. This is about the the big fight between Elon Musk and President Trump.
• 15:51
  Testecleese: Now, Republicans, I will say, this is the problem you have when you have 2 daddies. Okay.
• 15:58
  El Guapo: Daddy's a gonna fight.
• 16:01
  Brian McFadden: I don't even know if this fight's for real. I think this is all like I think it's just a make. I mean, somebody's like. Well, I had one of my buddies. Tell me today he's like, Oh, you haven't. I went to Twitter and saw Elon Musk's Twitter feed.
• 16:15
  Brian McFadden: I mean no agenda show, thinks this might be.
• 16:19
  Testecleese: Set up.
• 16:20
  Brian McFadden: A setup between the 2 of us.
• 16:22
  Testecleese: Currency, if you will.
• 16:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, a conspiracy. And then I mean, if it's not, then this is going to force Trump to release the Epstein files that he promised to do. You know, 10 months ago.
• 16:35
  Testecleese: Well, that's because Elon said that trump was on the files. That's why they've been released. And I thought the same thing you did, Brian, I was like, this is a giant scam
• 16:43
  Testecleese: for one. This is how Elon falls and trump have a bad
• 16:48
  Testecleese: whatever fallen out, because Elon was only allowed to hold this job for so.
• 16:52
  Brian McFadden: For a hundred 30 days.
• 16:54
  Testecleese: And that time is up.
• 16:56
  Testecleese: So everyone started blowing up Teslas and hating musk.
• 16:59
  Testecleese: So now, all of a sudden, he's fighting trump, is it okay to buy a Tesla. Now.
• 17:03
  Brian McFadden: Yes, that's exactly where I'm going with this. I do think that there's going to be less defacing and destruction of Teslas, and you know, and then they're like, Oh, well.
• 17:14
  Brian McFadden: Trump's going to cancel all of Spacex's NASA contracts. He can't really do that. If he wants to be keep people going to the space station.
• 17:24
  Testecleese: Well, here's the funny thing is, Elon Musk was the one who threatened to shut it down.
• 17:28
  Testecleese: and then he came back and said, okay, I won't do that. And I was like, how are we gonna get our astronauts back from space? Because we know now.
• 17:34
  Brian McFadden: Not going back to Russia to do it, because they're barely communicating with Russia on the space station situation. Now.
• 17:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm pretty sure what?
• 17:44
  Brian McFadden: So if we had to rely on Russia to do it again. How much do you think they charge us now? They were charging us like a million dollars a space flight before.
• 17:52
  Testecleese: They would say.
• 17:53
  Brian McFadden: Do you know.
• 17:54
  Testecleese: It would be stop giving money to Ukraine.
• 17:58
  Testecleese: I think Trump would agree to that. So I yeah, let the people
• 18:04
  Testecleese: let the far lefties blow up all that right.
• 18:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, trump's been trying to stop giving money, Ukraine, since he became president again. He, every time you hear him talk about Ukraine is like this isn't my war. This isn't my war. This isn't my war.
• 18:19
  Testecleese: We're going to get into that. Don't worry.
• 18:22
  Testecleese: But yeah, I think exactly, Brian. I'm I'm with you, and I've listened to a lot of middle of the road people and right wing people.
• 18:29
  Testecleese: We all know. The left wing says like, Oh, it's fun to watch him fight.
• 18:32
  Testecleese: and that's the end of it.
• 18:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 18:34
  Testecleese: But a lot of people are saying
• 18:37
  Testecleese: this looks like it might be a way to save Musk's name.
• 18:42
  Testecleese: and you know what I mean and still keep the work that he didn't text, even though they're trying to
• 18:46
  Testecleese: drug, test him now, because.
• 18:48
  Brian McFadden: He? Well, apparently he likes ketamine.
• 18:51
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, sure.
• 18:54
  Testecleese: In Jesus Christ's day
• 18:56
  Testecleese: it was fun to watch for a little while. Then it just got boring, because I mean.
• 19:01
  Testecleese: they're both they both love themselves, and they both love to talk trash.
• 19:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 19:08
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 19:08
  Testecleese: So I don't know where it's gonna go. But when Musk came out and said that trump was on the Epstein files, and that's why they didn't release him.
• 19:18
  Testecleese: I think this is specifically to get all the Democrats to demand these files, get released.
• 19:23
  Brian McFadden: And then Trump's going to go ahead and release them.
• 19:25
  Testecleese: Yes, and you know what. I can't wait for that Saudi Prince to show up his name on the list, and Bill Clinton and everyone else, because we all know. Trump rode on. The Lolita express.
• 19:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 19:40
  Testecleese: He was on the flight manifest.
• 19:42
  Testecleese: But there was no evidence he was any kind. He even went to Epstein Island.
• 19:47
  Testecleese: and actually, what's her name? Guth Guthre Guthre.
• 19:50
  Testecleese: the the woman, the girl just died, the woman who died that was 17 on Epstein Island.
• 19:54
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 19:56
  Testecleese: Came out years ago and said trump never flirted with us. He never slept with any of these girls. He never did any of that he was just polite on the plane.
• 20:06
  Testecleese: So what was it like?
• 20:07
  Brian McFadden: Kate's on the plane, too.
• 20:09
  Testecleese: Yes, exactly. Exactly. My point is to go ahead and drop all of this up, and you know what if Trump was banging kids
• 20:16
  Testecleese: put him in prison.
• 20:18
  Testecleese: I am fine with that, honestly.
• 20:23
  Testecleese: you know not. Everyone's going to agree with me on that one, but I don't care who you are. If you're paying someone to bang children, you should be in prison. Not just that you should be executed and buried beneath the prison.
• 20:34
  El Guapo: I mean. I think if he wasn't that Pedophile list they would get out somehow. You know.
• 20:39
  Testecleese: Exactly. If he was on the list, the Democrats would release this immediately, wouldn't they?
• 20:44
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, just to get him out of office.
• 20:47
  Testecleese: They would have leaked it up before we got into office. They would have.
• 20:49
  El Guapo: No, that's what I said, like, yeah, before he even got in office.
• 20:56
  Testecleese: Alright, you guys both knew. Barno is right.
• 20:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you too.
• 20:59
  Testecleese: We talked about U. 2 on, I think. Last episode.
• 21:02
  Testecleese: did we? When he said 3 Usaid cuts killed 300,000.
• 21:06
  Brian McFadden: No, not that. We talked about how Youtube has one or 2 good songs, and that's about it.
• 21:13
  Testecleese: Oh, okay. Well, now, he's claiming that the Usaid cuts killed 300,000 people already.
• 21:19
  Testecleese: You can go into the details if you want, but Joe.
• 21:22
  Brian McFadden: Joe Rogan said, raise the bullshit flag on it.
• 21:26
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, he pulled a number out of his ass, like he seriously did. He's like, Oh, it must have been this many. It's like what the fuck dude.
• 21:33
  Testecleese: We we stopped. We stopped transing shrimp.
• 21:37
  Testecleese: Okay, that was what got cut out of this stuff and forever.
• 21:41
  Brian McFadden: And and a few few overseas programs, you know, got shut down, but most of them been turned back on, thanks to the court system right now.
• 21:51
  Testecleese: Well, exactly like, Oh, we need to give these guys resources like it's not. They call it Usaid, because that's the acronym, but that it's not aid to foreign nations.
• 22:00
  El Guapo: -
• 22:00
  Testecleese: Necessarily well, I mean we would.
• 22:02
  Brian McFadden: Change the acronym, now.
• 22:05
  Testecleese: Well, we were given what 20 million dollars a year to make Sesame Street in Iran.
• 22:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's where people want to watch Sesame Street.
• 22:14
  El Guapo: They can buy it, pay for it if it's a demand.
• 22:19
  Testecleese: Have someone translate our Sesame Street and send it over there.
• 22:22
  Brian McFadden: That's not going to fly.
• 22:24
  Testecleese: There'd be a couple 1,000 bucks to pay someone a couple months to do this. You know what I mean.
• 22:29
  Testecleese: But yeah, musk and rogan like bullshit and hit, you know.
• 22:34
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 22:35
  Testecleese: again, these people don't give a fuck. They just want to make things sound as extreme as they can. They have no idea what they're talking about, just like Bruce Springsteen.
• 22:43
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 22:44
  Testecleese: Now. OP.
• 22:45
  Testecleese: He was doing a tour with a bunch of country artists, and they're like fuck off dude. You're just making stuff up to say how much you hate, trump.
• 22:52
  Brian McFadden: And he lost his, and we talked about the show before he lost his contract with jeep, which is like millions of dollars a year.
• 22:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, I didn't know he was working with Jeep. Honestly, what
• 23:03
  Testecleese: you know. I don't get a whole lot of mainstream commercials these days. I don't do cable, you know.
• 23:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 23:09
  Testecleese: All right while we're still talking about Elon Musk, somehow.
• 23:14
  Testecleese: Gee, I didn't even do that on purpose. Remember when he said, my heart goes out to you, and everyone said it was a Nazi salute.
• 23:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Somebody else did it recently.
• 23:23
  Testecleese: Well, they said, no matter what, even if that's not what you meant, it's obvious. Everyone knows this. That means you're a Nazi period. And now Cory Booker did the same thing.
• 23:32
  El Guapo: Ta-ha-ha.
• 23:34
  Testecleese: And all the Democrats. Well, this is different, because it's like no, no, no, you said, there's no excuse. It's never acceptable.
• 23:41
  El Guapo: That might be our thumbnail. By the way, it's no receptive.
• 23:45
  Testecleese: Cory book. No Cory Booker. I believe the thumbnail. The picture might be a picture of Cory Booker with his arm out like he's a fucking
• 23:51
  Testecleese: Roman soldier.
• 23:54
  Brian McFadden: Let me try to find a picture of it.
• 23:56
  Testecleese: It's in the article.
• 23:58
  Brian McFadden: Okay. Cool.
• 23:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, this one. Here's the best part. There's 2 pictures, article one with his hand on his chest, and the next picture was with an out raised straight out like he's a freaking Nazi.
• 24:08
  El Guapo: But nobody's talking about that. When Elon Musk did it.
• 24:13
  Testecleese: Blows a hole in their narrative, and Guapo's over there fucking couch, fishing like he's beavers and butthead.
• 24:18
  El Guapo: I know. Don't be jealous, hey? My fishing day
• 24:22
  El Guapo: got canceled. So I got to put my lures back in place.
• 24:25
  Testecleese: All right.
• 24:26
  Brian McFadden: Fishing, day.
• 24:28
  El Guapo: I'll talk to you guys about it later.
• 24:32
  Testecleese: So China. Okay, you've heard of the Terracotta army right.
• 24:38
  El Guapo: Bring it out somewhere to some museums.
• 24:41
  Testecleese: Yeah. And this, this is like a thousand soldiers made of terracotta in this tomb.
• 24:46
  El Guapo: Everybody's different. All the soldiers.
• 24:49
  Testecleese: Yeah. Some tourist
• 24:52
  Testecleese: jump down, jump down the 18 foot embankment to get into this excavated ancient 2,200 year old relic and destroy 2 of these statues.
• 25:03
  El Guapo: Oh, he's gone.
• 25:04
  Brian McFadden: Nothing's gonna happen to them.
• 25:05
  El Guapo: Is, that.
• 25:06
  Testecleese: It's in China dude, so that I don't know they might actually execute the motherfucker.
• 25:09
  El Guapo: No, that would be too much easy dude. They had to make a ship out of him.
• 25:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, executing them would be making an example out of them.
• 25:17
  El Guapo: You're gonna make him work for that shit for years to his dad.
• 25:20
  Testecleese: You can't pay back. You can't pay this back to. It's not like they can just rebuild it or repair it. You know what I mean.
• 25:25
  El Guapo: No about fucking labor. Dude.
• 25:28
  Testecleese: Yes, just like just like the crazy jackass kids a couple of years ago, that carved their names in one of the pyramids in Giza.
• 25:35
  El Guapo: Oh, my God!
• 25:36
  Testecleese: Or or the climate activists that spray painted Stonehenge.
• 25:42
  El Guapo: Oh, they wanna fucking! Oh, the fucking old ladies! They want to fucking destroy the fucking Magna Carta.
• 25:49
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! I didn't hear about that. Oh, let me! Because that was climate activists, too.
• 25:53
  El Guapo: Yeah, the old lady. Oh, like you, bitch, this is the whole reason you got fucking rights. If you don't know.
• 25:59
  Testecleese: This. This is why you didn't get shot in the face for this.
• 26:05
  El Guapo: Magna.
• 26:05
  Testecleese: It was eye for an eye right.
• 26:07
  El Guapo: No, the Magna Carta is established. The King is no longer one solar rule. So that's where the Lowers start getting power.
• 26:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm trying to.
• 26:17
  El Guapo: That's what I was. Huh!
• 26:18
  Testecleese: I'm trying to remember the one that was older than that. That was the the 1st quote.
• 26:23
  Testecleese: Yeah. Anyway.
• 26:24
  El Guapo: It was the 1st constitution that in.
• 26:27
  Testecleese: To give the Lord more rights. Just. The King was entire in charge the entire time. Yeah.
• 26:32
  Testecleese: property is not the king's property. You actually own this.
• 26:38
  Testecleese: Well, a mayor here in West Virginia, resigned last with no warning.
• 26:45
  Brian McFadden: Why?
• 26:46
  Testecleese: Done I couldn't find. Why.
• 26:49
  El Guapo: I guess.
• 26:50
  El Guapo: Fire, motherly! Fuck this place.
• 26:52
  Testecleese: Yeah. Mcmeckon is the city?
• 26:57
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 26:58
  Testecleese: Mayor, David Goddard was the mayor.
• 27:01
  El Guapo: He resigns, but no notice, and those are emergency.
• 27:07
  Testecleese: City Council meeting to put someone in that office. They're gonna have a regular vote coming.
• 27:11
  El Guapo: They don't have a vice mayor or deputy mayor, or anything they could like. Take the job while.
• 27:17
  Testecleese: Well, well, the the mayor's just glorify City Council, basically.
• 27:24
  El Guapo: In a way.
• 27:25
  Brian McFadden: In some cities, some cities we got. You have city managers, but then other cities. They're the ones that run the city.
• 27:32
  Testecleese: It's an executive.
• 27:34
  El Guapo: Big it is through the city.
• 27:37
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 27:38
  Testecleese: which I surprised. It didn't give a reason why, he resigned. I don't know if it was health issues, or if he was going to get.
• 27:44
  Testecleese: of course, something.
• 27:45
  El Guapo: I guess it would probably help reason. Just don't want to be closer to the public.
• 27:49
  El Guapo: Hello.
• 27:50
  Testecleese: Once again here in West Virginia the people are asking publicly if there are mountain lions in the mountains out here, because we keep being told there's no mountain lions that live in West Virginia. Occasionally one will pass through.
• 28:04
  Testecleese: I'm like, it's kind of a it's kind of a big state for a cat just to like
• 28:08
  Testecleese: walk across it. Yeah, I swear I saw one right after I moved in here.
• 28:16
  Testecleese: and I'm pretty sure it wasn't a bobcat, because it was taller than a bobcat, and it didn't have a short, itty, bitty tail.
• 28:23
  El Guapo: I used to this people like, Hey, I came across with a kitty and stuff. It turned out to be a bobcat.
• 28:29
  Testecleese: Well, bobcats are big cats, but they're not.
• 28:31
  El Guapo: No, but they're like the baby ones, the baby bobcat.
• 28:35
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, daughter brings home a kitten, and it's a bobcat. Oh, yeah.
• 28:39
  El Guapo: a little aggressive. Is he like, yeah, it's like, yeah.
• 28:42
  Brian McFadden: Actually that.
• 28:43
  El Guapo: What happened? They're like, why is the cat so aggressive? It's a bobcat.
• 28:47
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 28:48
  Testecleese: It's becoming a hot button issue around here a lot of people saying, I swear to God I saw one.
• 28:53
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 28:54
  Testecleese: But the issue is, it's tough to take a picture of them because they're in the dark.
• 28:57
  Brian McFadden: You don't have night vision.
• 29:00
  Testecleese: Whoa, that doesn't help your camera and you go ahead. Go ahead and pull out your camera. And you know, get your camera on your phone ready while there's a fucking 80 pound 90 pound cat hunting you. You know what I mean
• 29:14
  Testecleese: because I tell you, when I when I was certain I saw the mountain line. I got back in the house immediately. I was like, Nope, I am done for the night. I am done working.
• 29:25
  Testecleese: What's going on in Virginia, out East.
• 29:31
  Brian McFadden: We got a man arrested after barricading himself. When Hampton Police Department tried to serve him a warrant.
• 29:40
  Testecleese: Did he? Okay? So he got arrested.
• 29:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he did get arrested. He barricaded himself for hours.
• 29:47
  Testecleese: How, how long, how do you honestly expect it to end by barricading yourself in a home.
• 29:55
  Brian McFadden: And I mean the police had to take it more seriously because his charges were possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, aggravated malicious wounding and use of a firearm in the commission of felony, discharging a firearm in public, and the reckless handling of a firearm.
• 30:14
  Testecleese: Did they tear gas him? Did they flashbang him.
• 30:16
  Brian McFadden: No, no, they said that eventually it happened without incident after a couple of hours, but he's accused of
• 30:27
  Brian McFadden: now, resisting shooting somebody back in the back in May.
• 30:34
  Testecleese: Yeah. How do you expect it to end like, where are you? Gonna go? Do once you have a secret tunnel on your base.
• 30:39
  Brian McFadden: Exactly where you don't even have bases in Virginia, because they'll be under. There'll be swimming pools rather than a basement.
• 30:46
  Testecleese: Well in Hampton. Yeah, if you move inland, obviously it's a little different.
• 30:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 30:51
  Testecleese: I'm in a basement right now, but I'm also on a mountaintop in West Virginia, so
• 30:56
  Testecleese: I don't. It's funny, I say, that I would say, I don't have to worry about flooding, but I actually have water on the floor in here.
• 31:02
  Testecleese: but that's because I changed the water filter a couple of days ago and
• 31:06
  Testecleese: back down. I didn't tighten the cylinder up enough then it was dripping like slowly, for, like 3,
• 31:11
  Testecleese: it is.
• 31:12
  Brian McFadden: That's not good.
• 31:13
  Testecleese: No, it's not I drained out my second dehumidifier and turned it on.
• 31:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 31:19
  Testecleese: And you have a another topic here.
• 31:23
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 31:24
  Testecleese: And another one in Hampton. Why is Hampton becoming so much more violent than it used to be?
• 31:28
  Brian McFadden: You asked for more local, so I gave you more local.
• 31:31
  Testecleese: I didn't necessarily say that, I said, you only have the one, but I'm noticing. I've noticed a trend recently that Hampton is becoming as.
• 31:38
  Brian McFadden: I'm just not sharing Norfolk articles. There's plenty of them. It happens in Norfolk all the time. This is.
• 31:45
  Testecleese: Image.
• 31:46
  Brian McFadden: Teens, 2 teens that were arrested after they, a student, was robbed on his way to a bus stop.
• 31:54
  Testecleese: Alright!
• 31:55
  Brian McFadden: So this is 2 teens robbing another student. So.
• 31:59
  Testecleese: In Hampton. What are.
• 32:00
  Brian McFadden: Didn't have this.
• 32:01
  Testecleese: Does say what school we went to was there high school or.
• 32:04
  Brian McFadden: Bethel, high.
• 32:05
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 32:07
  Brian McFadden: You know where that's at.
• 32:09
  Testecleese: I do, and I don't know, man, I what what is this
• 32:15
  Testecleese: a high school student, have that you need to steal from him.
• 32:18
  Brian McFadden: Money.
• 32:20
  Testecleese: What 50 bucks, maybe.
• 32:22
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's what the kids were looking for was money, you know, though they weren't.
• 32:27
  Testecleese: Once the kids deal with drugs or something. Who cares.
• 32:29
  Brian McFadden: Suspects implied they had a weapon and demanded property from the victim. So maybe they wanted his cell phone. Maybe they wanted his shoes. Who knows?
• 32:39
  Testecleese: Alright! 10 min.
• 32:40
  Brian McFadden: People are. I mean the younger generation, just, don't they?
• 32:48
  Brian McFadden: I don't understand him anymore. I guess I'm getting old.
• 32:52
  Testecleese: These 2 just ruined their lives.
• 32:54
  Brian McFadden: No, they're minors. They probably won't be tried as adults.
• 32:58
  Brian McFadden: and because there was nobody died, and the their things can be expunged in like 2 years.
• 33:04
  Testecleese: Armed robbery, though that's something that might not necessarily. You know, you might get charged an adult for that, depending.
• 33:12
  Testecleese: And you know you could say it doesn't say armed robbery, but if they claim to have a weapon.
• 33:15
  Brian McFadden: They did totally be armed. Robbery? Yeah.
• 33:18
  Testecleese: Exactly, and you don't actually have to have the weapon on you. You just have to. The victim just has to think you do.
• 33:24
  Brian McFadden: That's exactly what the article says, he thought.
• 33:27
  Brian McFadden: There you go.
• 33:27
  Brian McFadden: It was implied that he had a weapon, so they had weapons. So yeah.
• 33:32
  Testecleese: Jeez, Louise, man, yeah, this
• 33:35
  Testecleese: I don't know. I just know. My parents would have kicked my ass for some.
• 33:39
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, well, we're a different generation.
• 33:43
  Testecleese: Like. I remember I called my mom a bitch once when I was 17.
• 33:47
  Testecleese: Oh, huge mistake!
• 33:50
  Testecleese: My father fought me like 1920 style boxing out in the back. Guys. Put up your dukes. I'm like, I'm a kid I got. I got no dukes, you know.
• 33:57
  El Guapo: Hmm!
• 33:59
  El Guapo: I think we need to bring it back.
• 34:03
  Testecleese: Yeah. Bring back corporal punishment. Right?
• 34:06
  Testecleese: Of course.
• 34:08
  Brian McFadden: I'm in the beginning of generation X. Okay.
• 34:12
  Testecleese: I'm at the beginning of millennial.
• 34:16
  Brian McFadden: Generated excellence from 1965 to 1980. So I'm the only Gen. X. On this show bitches.
• 34:23
  Testecleese: I was. I was born 82. I was known as I'm known as a geriatric millennial. Because I'm I'm 42. I'm gonna be 43 this year.
• 34:32
  Brian McFadden: I don't want to talk about a.
• 34:34
  Testecleese: Well, I still hear people talking about.
• 34:35
  Brian McFadden: I get the senior discount at Denny's, and I have.
• 34:39
  Testecleese: Hmm!
• 34:40
  Testecleese: Remember, I was working in.
• 34:41
  El Guapo: Before you before you turn 65, they're gonna raise it to 75. Yeah.
• 34:47
  Testecleese: Well, is it? 55. Aarp.
• 34:50
  El Guapo: I think you can.
• 34:51
  Brian McFadden: You can join Arp if you really want to. I refuse to. So.
• 34:54
  Testecleese: Why do you refuse? It's a discount dude.
• 34:57
  Brian McFadden: Because they spend a lot of my dues, or if I put dues in, they spend it on very liberal.
• 35:05
  Testecleese: I didn't realize I didn't realize you had to pay a subscription fee
• 35:09
  Testecleese: that, and you probably can't use more than one discount when you go somewhere, and your retired id is good enough for a discount. Most places you go right.
• 35:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 35:17
  Testecleese: All right.
• 35:18
  El Guapo: Or military, Id.
• 35:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, but he doesn't have an active duty. Military id.
• 35:24
  El Guapo: You could get a minute.
• 35:25
  El Guapo: I got a military id.
• 35:28
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, but it's it says, return right?
• 35:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 35:31
  Testecleese: The wife has one, too. It doesn't say active duty, it says, retired.
• 35:35
  Brian McFadden: It's dependent.
• 35:37
  Testecleese: Which is drives me nuts, man.
• 35:40
  Testecleese: you know, shit just goes wrong sometimes.
• 35:43
  Testecleese: I got out of the service because I had the more physically demanding job.
• 35:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 35:47
  Testecleese: And I and I dealt with a seizure. So I was like, All right, Babe, you stay in.
• 35:52
  Testecleese: You keep the steady military paycheck going, and then she gets medically retired.
• 35:56
  Brian McFadden: It was a car accident.
• 35:57
  Testecleese: Yeah. And I was like shit. And the thing is, she was in E. 5 when I met her, and I was in E 3.
• 36:03
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 36:05
  Testecleese: When I got out she was in E. 5, and I was in E. 5.
• 36:08
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 36:09
  Testecleese: I I was moving up chain quicker, and that's nothing against her. The Air Force advance is different. Basically, we have this. We have this many spots for the next pay grade versus the Navy said, this job has this many spots in the next pay grade.
• 36:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, it's a broken double job. Yeah.
• 36:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was only competing against other home maintenance technicians, you know.
• 36:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 36:29
  Testecleese: And not picking on my fellow hts, but it's the lowest Asvap score you need to have to get in the navy.
• 36:36
  Testecleese: and my.
• 36:38
  Brian McFadden: My son of Boses, mate.
• 36:40
  El Guapo: No, I think it was some.
• 36:42
  Testecleese: Well, it might have been the same, might have been the same. It's a 35.
• 36:44
  Brian McFadden: Okay, I scored a 93 on the asvab. I was offered nuclear technician and you you declined it.
• 36:52
  El Guapo: That doesn't mean it's a glorious job is up, you know.
• 36:56
  Testecleese: No.
• 36:57
  Brian McFadden: I was just drinking at the Vfw. Night with a IET nuke.
• 37:05
  Brian McFadden: E. 7 chief tonight.
• 37:07
  El Guapo: Yeah, but.
• 37:08
  Brian McFadden: He's younger than me. He's only been in 12 years. So that's how fast they're advancing in the new field.
• 37:15
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 37:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, this this few guys compete against in the nuclear field, too. It's only nuclear ships. Right? Yeah. But.
• 37:21
  El Guapo: The nuclear ship you read ready as an e 3 e. 3 is, and as a nuke you just like an air, I mean E, 3, you know E. 4, I mean.
• 37:29
  Brian McFadden: Well, this guy's a chief, so you know, and he was like the most people person people friendly nuke I'd come across in probably my whole time in the Navy, and then
• 37:40
  Brian McFadden: I was just gonna say that because I didn't like the Nukes. He was
• 37:43
  Brian McFadden: drinking up a storm at the Vfw, talking to me left and right. It was a great conversation. So yeah, he's definitely a unique
• 37:53
  Brian McFadden: type of nuke.
• 37:54
  Testecleese: Yeah. The nukes used to call me up in my shop. They're like, Hey, we need a weld repair done down like reactor 2,
• 38:00
  Testecleese: like, all right. I'm gonna give you guys priority. It is propulsion on a nuclear ship. We're gonna you know.
• 38:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we need it.
• 38:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'll be down there in like 2 h. I'm gonna finish the job I'm doing, and I'll be down
• 38:12
  Testecleese: and I would show up, and I would get turned away at the door like all right.
• 38:19
  Brian McFadden: We're not ready for you yet.
• 38:20
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, I was like the secret clearance. I was like, I have top secret clues like, you're a hall techie. I was like, I, yeah, I have top secret clearance.
• 38:26
  Brian McFadden: I weld, I've got the ability to weld and nuclear reactors.
• 38:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, I can go literally anywhere on the ship to do my work, and it happens so many times that when they would call me for help. I'd be like, if you guys turn me away. You're not staying on top of the list. I'm not gonna wait 2 h for it to go up to your chief and come back down. I'm gonna say, Fuck, you guys, I'll be back in 3 days, and they will still send me away.
• 38:49
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 38:49
  El Guapo: I'd be like, call me when you guys are ready for me. I would just.
• 38:52
  Brian McFadden: You should just walk around with a copy of your top secret clearance in your pocket.
• 38:56
  Testecleese: Yeah. Yeah. And actually, I remember one time the chief actually came to answer, when I, you know, request permission to answer. And he's like, I know they keep turning away. Come on in. I was like, All right. Thanks, chief. I don't know if everyone understands how heavy it is to bring a welding setup on your shoulders when you were bringing an argon bottle with you to do gas shielded arc welding, or you know.
• 39:18
  Brian McFadden: And you're not. And the nuclear reactors are not on the main level of the aircraft carrier.
• 39:24
  Testecleese: No, and neither was my shop, so I had to go up ladders.
• 39:27
  Brian McFadden: Yup and download.
• 39:28
  Testecleese: Us then back.
• 39:29
  Brian McFadden: And down down here. Huh? Yeah.
• 39:31
  Testecleese: And then they fresco down like go back.
• 39:33
  El Guapo: Got a dumb waiters and stuff, you know. That would be kind of neat.
• 39:37
  Brian McFadden: They do?
• 39:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, I've used the aircraft elevators before to move here.
• 39:43
  El Guapo: Yeah, no. But you know, like dumb waiters like at least for like 500 pounds.
• 39:50
  Testecleese: Movies.
• 39:51
  Brian McFadden: There's weapons, elevators, you know, and there's there are elevators all around the aircraft carrier depending on.
• 39:57
  Testecleese: Personnel, though.
• 39:58
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 39:59
  Brian McFadden: No, nobody for equipment.
• 40:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. I've used aircraft elevators. I asked. Weapons. Wants to use a weapon elevator like God. No dude. We're we're not even gonna deal with that, you know.
• 40:11
  El Guapo: I can see weapons of a baby. No, no, especially gases.
• 40:15
  El Guapo: Yeah. But they're like, what happens if that bottle what I was like dude. You lift bombs up in this thing.
• 40:20
  El Guapo: No, that's the thing like, what if the bottle falls? It detonates all the fucking bombs? You know the.
• 40:25
  Brian McFadden: There aren't gonna be bombs on the elevator. At the same time the tank of gas is.
• 40:31
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 40:32
  Testecleese: All right, let's move on to the boulders of immigration. We have going on here.
• 40:39
  Testecleese: I'm sure everybody who's listening to this show heard about the the attack in Boulder, Colorado.
• 40:48
  Testecleese: The guy when he had, like 12 or something Molotov cocktails and a homemade flamethrower.
• 40:53
  Brian McFadden: You only use one.
• 40:55
  Testecleese: I thought he threw 2. Maybe it wasn't.
• 40:57
  Brian McFadden: It was 2, it might 2 or one. It wasn't like all of them he had on them. So.
• 41:02
  Testecleese: Well, he lit himself on fire, too. Did you see the video.
• 41:05
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 41:07
  Testecleese: This has happened more than once when the lefties try to throw Molotop cocktails. They don't know what they're doing, and they light themselves on fire!
• 41:15
  Testecleese: He yelled, Free Palestine! When he chucked these Molotov cocktails into a crowd of praying, elderly people.
• 41:25
  Brian McFadden: I don't know what people expect by doing.
• 41:31
  Testecleese: Not helping your cause.
• 41:32
  Brian McFadden: No, not at all. It's turning more people away from it isn't helping.
• 41:37
  Testecleese: Well, it turns out this guy is an Egyptian national who overstayed his visa.
• 41:42
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 41:44
  Testecleese: 1st thing I saw was he was being charged with murder, and I was like, Oh, he's fucked.
• 41:50
  Brian McFadden: And I hate crime.
• 41:52
  Testecleese: Yeah. But then, then, saying, no one died. He's not being charged with murder. I was like, Okay, well, thank God, no one died. But people did get 3rd degree Burns.
• 41:59
  Testecleese: But yeah, these are Li think the youngest was
• 42:02
  Testecleese: The young guest was in their mid fifties.
• 42:06
  Testecleese: and they were just praying for the hostages Hamas took on October 7th to be released.
• 42:13
  Testecleese: but he said he wanted to kill the Zionist people. All the Zionist people.
• 42:19
  Brian McFadden: He's gonna need more. Maltov cocktails.
• 42:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, and well.
• 42:27
  Testecleese: we'll get to that in a minute. Cnn. Came out and said, Cash Patel, the director of the FBI was a juvenile, describing this guy as a terrorist, like what he attacked a group of people as civilians.
• 42:38
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 42:38
  Testecleese: To put out a political agenda. That's the definition of terrorism.
• 42:43
  Testecleese: And that lets you know how far these companies will go
• 42:47
  Testecleese: to say how much they hate Israel.
• 42:49
  Testecleese: And you. As I've said, I'm not a huge fan of how far Israel has gone with what they're doing.
• 42:55
  Brian McFadden: I'm not, either, at this point, but I understand why they're doing it, and it's not my fight so
• 43:01
  Brian McFadden: exactly. There.
• 43:02
  Brian McFadden: Tired of the Palestinians and the Hamas all ganging up against them. They let them go away for 1020 years, and then they come back and attack them again. So I understand the frustration with the problem, but you know.
• 43:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. They keep getting coming to peace deals, and then they get attacked again. Then everyone wants to and you go. They provoked city head.
• 43:26
  Testecleese: June.
• 43:27
  Testecleese: Killing people and taking hostages is different than I don't like your government. And here's the thing is, it's 2 separate States, right like Palestine has their own government, don't they?
• 43:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but they're not, but they're not. They do. They're under Plo.
• 43:43
  Brian McFadden: Who.
• 43:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, how much?
• 43:44
  Brian McFadden: Plo is pretty much Hamas.
• 43:47
  Brian McFadden: They all the people in Palestine keep electing the Hamas people as leadership, you know, and then Hamas uses civilians as a target, as a human shield.
• 43:59
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 44:02
  Brian McFadden: Who's who's showing up for our show tonight? Oh, Guapo is coming in again on a different user.
• 44:06
  Brian McFadden: Guess? So, yeah.
• 44:08
  Testecleese: I don't want I was doing this.
• 44:10
  Testecleese: Take it. Well, anyway, it turns out this guy overstayed his visa, so
• 44:16
  Testecleese: I don't know. Should we just abort him? Or should we put them in prison?
• 44:19
  Testecleese: Go up.
• 44:23
  El Guapo: Death sentence. Fuck it.
• 44:25
  Testecleese: Okay?
• 44:26
  Testecleese: Well, terrorism is a capital offense.
• 44:28
  El Guapo: Well, he didn't kill nobody know.
• 44:31
  Testecleese: No one actually died from what I see, but.
• 44:33
  El Guapo: 10 years, still inactive 10 years minimum to pour his ass.
• 44:36
  Testecleese: How much is it going to cost us to keep him in prison?
• 44:40
  El Guapo: Chantel, sabolor.
• 44:42
  Testecleese: Well, we could send it back to Egypt, where it would be hailed as a a hero.
• 44:47
  El Guapo: Why is he's gonna be free. So how old is he? 40.
• 44:50
  Testecleese: Something like that. He waited for his youngest. He planned this for every year, and waited for his youngest kid to get out of High school, knowing that something would happen.
• 44:59
  El Guapo: I think 10 years fuck it, deport his family.
• 45:03
  Testecleese: Well, Trump actually went and arrested his whole family, because they're here illegally, too. And now a judge came out and has stopped him from doing it, deporting the family.
• 45:12
  El Guapo: I think she.
• 45:13
  Testecleese: There are.
• 45:13
  El Guapo: Oops. Sorry too late. They're the port already.
• 45:17
  Brian McFadden: It happened yet, so it can't be too late.
• 45:19
  Testecleese: They're arguing that. Oh, well, the family didn't do it. Yeah, but they're still here illegally.
• 45:24
  El Guapo: So you know what Trump was doing. He was like taking the judges, I mean all those illegal immigrants to New Orleans.
• 45:31
  El Guapo: So when a lot of Federal judges want to snatch a legal immigrant. They have to go to the closest Federal court.
• 45:39
  El Guapo: Well, the closest where they are is going to be in New Orlean at times, so they're like oops. Here we go, you know, which is going to be more favorable to trump.
• 45:47
  El Guapo: you know.
• 45:49
  El Guapo: But I think you need to establish like a fucking.
• 45:56
  El Guapo: Well, he got an embassy on Sabado. Put a judge over there like oh, they're waiting on trial in El Salvador right now.
• 46:01
  Testecleese: But why bother? Send them to El Salvador, instead of just sending them back to Egypt, where he came from?
• 46:04
  El Guapo: Well, because it's just gonna be free. Probably gonna plan something else later. You know.
• 46:11
  Testecleese: Yeah. And if he comes back again, then you can't carry out a sentence for his crime. And I want to point something out about this deportation. Everyone's all offended about okay.
• 46:20
  El Guapo: And.
• 46:21
  Testecleese: Could you imagine someone breaks into your house like eats the pizza in your fridge.
• 46:27
  Testecleese: calls your daughter a whore right.
• 46:30
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 46:31
  Testecleese: What would you do?
• 46:34
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 46:34
  El Guapo: Dude house out.
• 46:36
  Testecleese: You. Yeah, check this out. The United States is like, All right, Buddy, you've broken all the rules in my house that you broke into. Let me give you a ride home.
• 46:45
  Testecleese: how more polite can you be this is like the most left wing thing, I can think of in terms of how to handle this. It's like we'll give you a ride home. Don't worry. You won't go to prison. We won't execute you, which we'll get you home
• 46:57
  Testecleese: fuck that some dude does that shit in my house. I'm gonna put my! I'm gonna point my weapon at him. Say, get the fuck out, and if I ever see you again you're gonna catch one, you know.
• 47:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 47:09
  Testecleese: Meanwhile we're bringing Kilmar, Brago, Garcia back to the United States to face charges
• 47:16
  Testecleese: for the trafficking of thousands of migrants.
• 47:20
  Testecleese: So wow!
• 47:21
  Brian McFadden: All the all the Democrats
• 47:24
  Brian McFadden: Republic Democrat House representative people got their wish, you know. We're going to bring them back for
• 47:32
  Brian McFadden: to properly deport him. Now.
• 47:35
  Testecleese: All he's is
• 47:37
  Testecleese: the only thing that he that didn't happen in school. Okay, the mistake. There was a mistake that you sent to el Salvador, but
• 47:44
  Testecleese: a hearing is the only due process he was entitled to.
• 47:48
  Testecleese: because he already got 2 orders of deportation against him from judges.
• 47:53
  Testecleese: The only thing that was supposed to happen was, Hey, by the way, El Salvador was no longer dangerous. We're going to send you back.
• 47:58
  El Guapo: Right? So what we're we're going to bring him all the way back here to say, Hey, by the way, we're allowed to send you okay? And then we're gonna send him back.
• 48:06
  Testecleese: What the fuck.
• 48:07
  Brian McFadden: Well, that'll shut up the Democrats. If that's the case, I understand.
• 48:11
  Testecleese: And that argument, but at the same time.
• 48:14
  El Guapo: Sounds, like.
• 48:15
  Testecleese: How much will we.
• 48:15
  El Guapo: Escalation.
• 48:17
  Testecleese: No, everyone's all offended by all this money Trump is spending this big, beautiful bill. That's why Elon Musk lost his shit.
• 48:24
  Testecleese: and we was going to spend more money
• 48:26
  Testecleese: for literal. No change. He's he's gonna get sent back and he's gonna get put back in the prison in El Salvador.
• 48:33
  Brian McFadden: This seems insane to me. Why don't we send down a representative to have this hearing with him in prison?
• 48:39
  Brian McFadden: Had the proper representative in El Salvador.
• 48:43
  El Guapo: Wow! My.
• 48:44
  Testecleese: Send a fucking public defense attorney with him.
• 48:49
  Testecleese: Sounds great in theory, but you know somebody will pitch a fit about it.
• 48:55
  Testecleese: Thing is, everyone's like he didn't get a trial. Due process means trial. 1st of all. No, it doesn't means the process is due to you. Because.
• 49:02
  Testecleese: have you ever had a speeding ticket. Brian.
• 49:04
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 49:05
  Testecleese: Did you ever fight a speeding ticket.
• 49:07
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 49:08
  Testecleese: Okay, did you have a jury.
• 49:09
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 49:10
  Testecleese: Okay, did you? Were you stripped of due process? Could you have this vacated because you didn't have a jury trial?
• 49:17
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 49:18
  Testecleese: No, because the process duty was standing in front of judge and pleading your case.
• 49:22
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 49:22
  Testecleese: A hearing.
• 49:24
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 49:25
  Testecleese: People are so fucking. And this is what's really pissing me up about the Republicans. No due process coming in, no due process going out, motherfucker, it is due process.
• 49:35
  Testecleese: but people are so goddamn stupid.
• 49:39
  Testecleese: I mean, obviously not the fellas on this show, because we actually pay attention to what's going on. But your average, I'm sure you see it all over Facebook people saying no due process and no due process out right.
• 49:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 49:51
  Testecleese: They don't know what they're talking about.
• 49:53
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 49:55
  Testecleese: All right, all right, Brian. Tell me how we're going to give health, not just health care, but dental care to these migrants. Now.
• 50:02
  El Guapo: Oh, my God!
• 50:06
  Brian McFadden: Oh, well, this is New York City surprise surprise councilwoman Gail brewer is demanding free dental for migrants.
• 50:18
  Brian McFadden: Says she spent up to $10,000 of her own money, taking care of this problem.
• 50:23
  Testecleese: Rich. Why did you put that money in to help American citizens with dental care?
• 50:28
  Testecleese: Like most most Americans I know don't have dental insurance.
• 50:32
  Testecleese: It's expensive.
• 50:33
  Brian McFadden: I do, but it's expensive and doesn't cover a whole lot.
• 50:38
  Testecleese: No? Well, I mean, we have tricare with it.
• 50:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, I will be. Yeah, I think it is.
• 50:46
  Brian McFadden: No, but it's a separate insurance.
• 50:50
  Testecleese: Okay, with something else attached to the Va. Oh, okay, it's Va, that's what it is.
• 50:54
  Brian McFadden: Good to have done them through the Va, yeah.
• 50:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's what it is. And I did have a tooth pulled recently, and I think I only paid like 20 bucks out of pocket, but it was just a tooth pulling, you know.
• 51:05
  Testecleese: But yeah, most Americans I know don't have dental insurance. It's just too expensive. And as often as you need to go to the dentist like need to. They pay out of pocket, you know, until they get with the root canal and they go. Oh, shit, you know.
• 51:19
  Testecleese: But she wants to give these months, and this California is giving them health care.
• 51:25
  Testecleese: Could you imagine being a California resident paying taxes with no health insurance. But your taxes are paying the health insurance of an illegal migrant
• 51:34
  Testecleese: or or not even wearing literally anyone else. And you don't get it infuriate. You.
• 51:41
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, definitely.
• 51:44
  Testecleese: Oh, my God, like it's the same ideas like you have to walk to work because you can't afford a car. But your taxes are buying cars for other people
• 51:53
  Testecleese: that's insane, absolutely insane. And actually, I just saw something on Cnn recently, when
• 52:01
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 52:02
  El Guapo: What's the Republican guy's name on that Cnn panel that's always ripping everyone apart.
• 52:08
  El Guapo: Scott Jenkins, Jenkins.
• 52:09
  Testecleese: Jennings.
• 52:10
  Testecleese: He was talking about this and that, or health care for illegals actually.
• 52:15
  Testecleese: and 1%, everyone in the world, we should, everyone in the world should have health care. It's a right.
• 52:20
  El Guapo: Exactly.
• 52:21
  Testecleese: 1st of all, it's not a fucking right. That's slavery.
• 52:24
  Testecleese: Because now you're making all these doctors, nurses, technicians, people building the equipment, maintain the equipment, making the medication, etc. Etc. Work for free.
• 52:33
  Testecleese: or at least work for you while you don't pay for it.
• 52:36
  Testecleese: And second of all, she said, the world. She wants us to pay everyone else's health insurance on the entire fucking planet.
• 52:43
  Testecleese: and then some other one of the.
• 52:45
  Brian McFadden: We don't have the money for that. We may be rich Americans, but we ain't got that kind of cash.
• 52:51
  El Guapo: And then the other guy on the panel said, Check this out. He actually called them undocumented citizens.
• 52:56
  Brian McFadden: What the fuck.
• 52:58
  Testecleese: He used the word, and we knew this was coming, didn't we?
• 53:00
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 53:01
  Testecleese: We we news? I'm pretty sure we talked about this show how soon there'll be undocumented citizens.
• 53:07
  Testecleese: So why do these folks get more benefits from tax dollars than actual citizens paying these taxes.
• 53:15
  Testecleese: So anyway, representative in Vermont.
• 53:21
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 53:23
  Testecleese: Is this the one I think it is I I'm pretty sure it is.
• 53:27
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, she said. I think it's a she.
• 53:31
  Testecleese: Yeah backup balance balance, whatever.
• 53:34
  El Guapo: Deal.
• 53:34
  Testecleese: She said. We're not going to have anyone around to wipe our asses without more immigration.
• 53:39
  Brian McFadden: What I wipe my own ass!
• 53:42
  Testecleese: Additionally toilet, too.
• 53:44
  El Guapo: I guess you don't got bidet.
• 53:48
  Testecleese: But this is insane
• 53:50
  Testecleese: again. They want a slave class, just like, how many times have you heard them say, well, who's gonna pick the crops, motherfucker, you sound just like the slave owners back in the 18 hundreds. Say, who's gonna pick our cotton.
• 54:03
  El Guapo: The Democrats back for.
• 54:05
  Testecleese: Yeah. Jasmine Crockett even said this, go ahead. Try to get a black man to pick. So you get a light-skinned brown guy to do it instead.
• 54:14
  Testecleese: Bitch. We use fucking machines these days to pick cotton.
• 54:20
  El Guapo: Yeah. Democrat come back full circle. Dude.
• 54:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, right back to their roots. Huh?
• 54:26
  Testecleese: This is a real issue.
• 54:29
  Testecleese: Well, who's gonna pick our fruit? I don't know how about you pay someone a real wage instead of paying some undocumented migrant less than minimum wage, then demand.
• 54:38
  Testecleese: oh, my God!
• 54:40
  Testecleese: And the best part is, they say, and again, same thing, they said, back with slavery in the United States. They're better off here doing this than they are back in their home country.
• 54:51
  Testecleese: What the fuck! How is this? Not raised red flags for everyone.
• 54:55
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 54:57
  Testecleese: We're not gonna be able to wipe our own asses. What's the how broken is this person who can't wipe her own ass.
• 55:06
  Brian McFadden: Pretty damn broken.
• 55:09
  Testecleese: Yeah. And no, you got the rich people like Sharon Osborne. Was it Sharon or daughter that said, Who's gonna
• 55:16
  Testecleese: order? Can't we
• 55:18
  Testecleese: said, yeah, who's gonna clean your toilets? I'm like, I clean my own toilet. I don't know about you.
• 55:24
  El Guapo: Just rich.
• 55:25
  Testecleese: And and that's exactly the problem Guapo is. She's fucking rich. She could pay someone at least minimum wage to do it right like you can hire a housekeeping service. That's legal citizens.
• 55:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 55:37
  El Guapo: Dude. Okay, you know what's funny is, you know what I've seen when they hired a maid to come clean your house and they clean before they made kids there.
• 55:47
  El Guapo: What the hell is the point of getting the May? If you get a clean for the may, all she gonna do is dust up here.
• 55:55
  Testecleese: The deep clean, because the deep clean. My wife's mother and grandmother used to do that she would clean because they were well off
• 56:03
  Testecleese: her. The wife's grandfather was, basically a scam artist.
• 56:09
  Testecleese: In real estate and selling cars. Go figure right.
• 56:14
  Testecleese: But yeah, she would go around and like.
• 56:16
  Testecleese: clean up the the general stuff.
• 56:20
  Testecleese: Like. Oh, this! Says a T-shirt left on the floor, you know. And then that was before the maid came into like vacuum and everything. And I'm like, you're paying these people to do this you're, if you're embarrassed what the Maid's gonna find, why are you paying them at all
• 56:35
  El Guapo: I know I see the app, and like what.
• 56:37
  Brian McFadden: Wife used to do that
• 56:39
  Brian McFadden: like back in the day when we hire a housekeeper to come in and clean up a little bit. She cleaned before the house Pearson kinship.
• 56:46
  Testecleese: She didn't want to be embarrassed. Right?
• 56:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. I don't have 2 shares.
• 56:50
  Testecleese: And no, but you're thinking is like, trust.
• 56:52
  Brian McFadden: I already paid her to do this shit.
• 56:55
  Testecleese: It's like, why am I paying you, anyway, then, and
• 56:57
  Testecleese: and trust me, that housekeeper has seen far filled.
• 57:00
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 57:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Yeah.
• 57:04
  Testecleese: Oh, my goodness! Just like
• 57:06
  Testecleese: I don't know. You have to have a technician come into your house to
• 57:09
  Testecleese: check on whatever you know what I mean, or fix whatever that you can't do yourself.
• 57:14
  Testecleese: I mean, I'll pick up some stuff. Just so. It's not
• 57:17
  Testecleese: horrific. But I'm like this guy is seeing way worse shit than this, especially in West Virginia. I know that sounds terrible to say.
• 57:24
  Brian McFadden: Drug abuse is rampant around here. Yeah. A lot of houses falling apart that people live in, you know.
• 57:30
  Testecleese: And I'm certain this guy has seen way nastier stuff than what's in my house.
• 57:34
  El Guapo: Dude I had a I had when I was getting my my cable install in here.
• 57:40
  El Guapo: I was talking to the guy he was fixing stuff, calling the, you know, fixing things set up, I go like, hey, man, what's the worst thing you ever seen that he told me he's seen like a roll of fucking bills on the coffee table, and he used to tell the guy like, Hey, move that shit out of there because I don't want you to blame me later on. That that shit's missing.
• 57:58
  Testecleese: Go put that somewhere else, so I don't get blamed for stealing it right.
• 58:02
  El Guapo: And he's like drug, he telling me I've seen drugs this nasty houses like,
• 58:09
  El Guapo: yeah, I can just imagine.
• 58:11
  Testecleese: Is Michigan in the News.
• 58:13
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 58:16
  Testecleese: Well, well, we're talking about nasty. Yeah, because some Chinese. A couple of Chinese citizens
• 58:24
  Testecleese: brought a fungus strain.
• 58:27
  Brian McFadden: Toxic fungus, not magic mushrooms.
• 58:30
  El Guapo: No, the first.st
• 58:31
  Testecleese: Wow! This fungus targets wheat, barley, rice, and it says, maize like what the.
• 58:38
  Brian McFadden: Is maize corn, or is it not thought it was going.
• 58:42
  El Guapo: Base is going by, just separated from the the cob.
• 58:47
  Brian McFadden: So what would if that this fungus got released to the world in the United States? What would it do to American crops?
• 58:54
  El Guapo: Oh, no more whiskey, no more beer. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, no more food. Sorry.
• 58:58
  Testecleese: Bread.
• 58:59
  El Guapo: Bread.
• 59:01
  Testecleese: Well, yeah. And this is just China.
• 59:03
  Brian McFadden: Be out of a job.
• 59:05
  Testecleese: They're trying to disrupt the economy in the United States.
• 59:10
  Testecleese: Good way to do it.
• 59:12
  Testecleese: And at Tsa they were asked about this like, oh, we're going to Michigan to study this fungus, whatever. And Michigan's like. We don't know shit about that like we don't know anything about this.
• 59:22
  El Guapo: Probably backed up with the last second. What what are you talking about? We don't know.
• 59:25
  Testecleese: Yeah. Yeah, well, hey, probably.
• 59:28
  El Guapo: Probably was the leftist, and you just backed up. So they got caught.
• 59:32
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, it was still going to be an agro, an agro terrorism, as they call agricultural terrorism.
• 59:39
  Testecleese: Gee! What how much would life suck if a loaf of bread cost $12, because half the week in the country got destroyed.
• 59:45
  El Guapo: Brother would have been gone. Beer.
• 59:49
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 59:50
  El Guapo: But would.
• 59:50
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! What would be.
• 59:51
  El Guapo: You you angry, sober God! Can I get up here with me, fucking everywhere.
• 59:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 59:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, that would be vicious. And then, Jesus Christ, you're worried about people, all these people rioting and looting, just trying to get bread next.
• 1:00:09
  Testecleese: Yeah. Wait until a loaf of bread costs $12, you know.
• 1:00:13
  Testecleese: And by the way.
• 1:00:15
  Testecleese: you're you're stealing because you're poor. You don't steal fucking big screen Tvs. Okay? Because you're poor.
• 1:00:21
  Testecleese: If you if you're hungry, you steal food, not big screen Tvs to sell in the black market on ebay.
• 1:00:27
  Testecleese: Meanwhile another Chinese student or another Chinese national, who happens to be a student in the University of Michigan.
• 1:00:35
  Testecleese: fled the country after getting busted with and charged with voting illegally in Michigan.
• 1:00:41
  Testecleese: I thought that wasn't happening.
• 1:00:43
  El Guapo: Neither.
• 1:00:44
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, it's happening.
• 1:00:46
  Testecleese: Does Michigan require Id to vote?
• 1:00:48
  El Guapo: Put it in the nation.
• 1:00:51
  Testecleese: I know Massachusetts doesn't.
• 1:00:53
  Brian McFadden: They're in Michigan. It's a blue state.
• 1:00:57
  Testecleese: And there you go. And when Trump said, Hey, maybe we should require Id to vote. They said, No, no, you can't do that.
• 1:01:03
  Testecleese: Well, then, how do you know we know that they're not voting because it's illegal shit? Then let's just fire all the police, because no one's committing any crimes, because it's illegal, right?
• 1:01:12
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:01:14
  Testecleese: I mean. Jeez, why do we have to ban guns? If murder's already illegal?
• 1:01:19
  Testecleese: I don't know. That seems like a good enough argument to me right
• 1:01:25
  Testecleese: anyway, in light of all this young shit trump has announced a travel ban on 19 different countries.
• 1:01:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:01:33
  Testecleese: And what bothers me is China's not on that list.
• 1:01:37
  Brian McFadden: No, it's mainly African American countries, and Chad has already retaliated against us and said no more. Tourism in Chad.
• 1:01:46
  El Guapo: Who's going to check?
• 1:01:47
  El Guapo: Yeah, sad. Is that a lie?
• 1:01:52
  Brian McFadden: In Africa.
• 1:01:53
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:01:54
  Testecleese: Right now. They're in the middle of a war which, by the way, no American gives a shit about the war in Chad. They care about Israel or Ukraine, not what's happening in Chad or Myanmar. You know
• 1:02:03
  Testecleese: there's there's more than 1 2 wars going on on the planet right now.
• 1:02:07
  Testecleese: but no one gives a shit about what's going on in these other places like well, I don't know where that is, bitch. You didn't know where Ukraine was. You still don't know where Ukraine is, you know.
• 1:02:17
  Brian McFadden: And that's why I had to laugh when I saw that come across. My newsfeed is like nobody's going to Chad before they knew they were banned. The people from Chad were banned to come in here. He's like.
• 1:02:30
  Brian McFadden: you know.
• 1:02:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. Again. Nobody even knows what Chad is, or that it's a fuck, and you know it's not a little country either.
• 1:02:38
  Brian McFadden: No, it's huge.
• 1:02:40
  Testecleese: It's enormous. It's like Sudan sized.
• 1:02:43
  Testecleese: And you know what?
• 1:02:44
  Testecleese: Oh, we couldn't like.
• 1:02:45
  Testecleese: Huh!
• 1:02:46
  El Guapo: His name is Shad.
• 1:02:48
  Brian McFadden: TADD.
• 1:02:50
  Testecleese: Yeah. One day the OP. Like the opposite of Karen, a Chad.
• 1:02:53
  El Guapo: Oh, my God! Like you couldn't come up with a better name than that!
• 1:02:58
  Testecleese: Well, dude, it's not English over there, you know.
• 1:03:02
  Testecleese: They didn't hear a dude's name when they said it.
• 1:03:05
  Brian McFadden: American celebrities are leaving the United States to go to Britain.
• 1:03:12
  Testecleese: I know of all right.
• 1:03:15
  Brian McFadden: I know people who went to Ireland.
• 1:03:17
  Testecleese: Well, that's Rosie O'donnell.
• 1:03:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:03:20
  Testecleese: Sarah Jessica Parker and her husband, Matthew Broderick, went to Britain.
• 1:03:24
  Testecleese: I don't know who else has, but it's funny, because Britain
• 1:03:31
  Testecleese: was like, hey? By the way, you can't just move in here. That's illegal.
• 1:03:37
  Brian McFadden: Most countries are like that.
• 1:03:40
  Testecleese: All of them, except for us, apparently.
• 1:03:43
  Testecleese: But yeah, they're shocked that they're gonna get kicked out of this country and deported if they don't leave on their own. I'm like dude. You broke into their country and just set up shop. Oh, isn't this where Ellen and her wife went.
• 1:03:55
  El Guapo: Yeah, I think they're back in the state.
• 1:03:57
  Testecleese: I think. Well, maybe they might have. They might have been kicked out of the country because they don't have any authority or right to be there.
• 1:04:03
  El Guapo: Yeah, I, just.
• 1:04:04
  Brian McFadden: So it went to Ireland.
• 1:04:07
  Testecleese: And it was.
• 1:04:07
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, O'donald's
• 1:04:10
  Testecleese: It's not.
• 1:04:10
  Testecleese: Ireland doesn't care which. They're not great about deportation. But Rosie does have lineage, which means she could get citizenship.
• 1:04:17
  El Guapo: Dude they don't fucking. Consider everybody here. Irish. If you got Irish background.
• 1:04:22
  Testecleese: One.
• 1:04:22
  Brian McFadden: I got Irish background.
• 1:04:25
  El Guapo: The Irish people don't consider you Irish at all. You're just an American.
• 1:04:29
  Testecleese: Well, you're an American.
• 1:04:31
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:04:31
  Brian McFadden: I'm going to. I'm going to Ireland to Haggis.
• 1:04:34
  Testecleese: Oh, oh, God! That that's Scotland!
• 1:04:38
  Testecleese: I ate.
• 1:04:39
  Brian McFadden: I was wondering if anybody would notice.
• 1:04:41
  Testecleese: Oh, man, I got haggis in Scotland. I was like that was the most disgusting thing I've ever eaten in my life.
• 1:04:45
  Brian McFadden: Nobody but tourists eat it.
• 1:04:47
  Testecleese: Yes, that day I found that out because I was like, there's no way. That's what it really tastes like. And I tried it again.
• 1:04:52
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:04:53
  Brian McFadden: And I was like, Nope, yeah, I'm gonna have to try it twice.
• 1:04:56
  Testecleese: Was it pig intestine in a sheep's stomach, or.
• 1:04:58
  El Guapo: This is like.
• 1:04:59
  Brian McFadden: I thought it was rains.
• 1:05:01
  El Guapo: It's like I don't know if I gave. But let me try to dig again, just to make sure that.
• 1:05:04
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:05:08
  Testecleese: Didn't like.
• 1:05:08
  Testecleese: Well, let' make sure.
• 1:05:12
  Testecleese: Let's try the other orifice this time. Right?
• 1:05:17
  Testecleese: Oh, man.
• 1:05:19
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:05:20
  Testecleese: I see.
• 1:05:21
  Testecleese: But yeah.
• 1:05:22
  Testecleese: these celebrities are shocked that they're not allowed you to stay in these foreign nations. I think it's hilarious, and we brought this up a while ago with that
• 1:05:29
  Testecleese: American who who want to go back to her ancestral homelands in Africa.
• 1:05:33
  Testecleese: And she's like there's no electricity. There's no running.
• 1:05:35
  Brian McFadden: She said. She's coming back to America.
• 1:05:39
  Testecleese: Yeah. And then she's like, you know what? And they don't see me as their kin. They say I'm just an American.
• 1:05:45
  Brian McFadden: He's a rich American, so they want more money from her. They want more handouts.
• 1:05:49
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:05:50
  Testecleese: yeah, like, well, she's got tons of money. She's in America. It's like, it's bullshit. I'm like, Yeah, she's now you know how nice you had it here in the States. Huh! All that garbage you were talking, you know.
• 1:06:00
  Testecleese: freaking, drinking water from a stream that when you're watching someone
• 1:06:04
  Testecleese: 20 feet upstream. Take a shit in the same stream, you know. It's like this is my drinking water.
• 1:06:10
  Testecleese: Oh, all right, Fetterman, man looks like Fetterman
• 1:06:18
  Testecleese: is starting to be the centrist voice from the Democrat party lately.
• 1:06:24
  Testecleese: He's come up more than one saying the Democrats are out of control, and he's a Senator, and from Pennsylvania.
• 1:06:30
  Testecleese: He's saying that the chaos and the violence is unacceptable. Coming from the Democrat party concerning the border.
• 1:06:39
  Testecleese: he specifically said that the border is a real issue. We have to do something about this. He said that every year the population of Pittsburgh is coming into the United States under by.
• 1:06:50
  Testecleese: and that's just unacceptable.
• 1:06:53
  Testecleese: But you know
• 1:06:54
  Testecleese: I got a feeling there's no way Fetterman is going to get reelected if he's going to keep trying to be the voice of reason in the Democrat party look just like what's.
• 1:07:01
  Brian McFadden: I don't know. He's in Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania.
• 1:07:04
  Brian McFadden: almost voted for freaking out so.
• 1:07:08
  Testecleese: Well, it was either him or Oz.
• 1:07:12
  Testecleese: Dr. Oz, by.
• 1:07:13
  Brian McFadden: So if he may get a primary if he wins his primary. I think he's got a good chance of winning.
• 1:07:19
  Brian McFadden: you know, and he may go independent, and he still has a good chance of winning independent. In Pennsylvania.
• 1:07:27
  Testecleese: Oh, speaking of independent Buddy.
• 1:07:30
  Brian McFadden: Oh, boy!
• 1:07:32
  Testecleese: Green. Jean-pierre is no longer a Democrat.
• 1:07:36
  Brian McFadden: Yep. Oh, damn! I did that! I swerved right on in.
• 1:07:40
  Testecleese: We did. Well, we skipped a couple to get to it, but it isn't the next topic that we're going right into.
• 1:07:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:07:46
  El Guapo: Did you believe her? I mean, I didn't believe her when she was saying anything in the White House.
• 1:07:50
  El Guapo: You gotta believe right now.
• 1:07:52
  Testecleese: Well, here's the best part. Is she saying stuff? She came out and said, stuff like, Oh, yeah, we were all being lied to by. You know the White House. I was like bitch. You were the press secretary.
• 1:08:02
  Brian McFadden: White house.
• 1:08:06
  Testecleese: And it's funny, because the wife says said something like, Well, you know, she worked for Biden. She could have been lied to like. She was also one of his top advisors.
• 1:08:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:08:14
  Testecleese: I mean she was the one orchestrating the lies that we got just like Jake Tappers like, how did we miss all this? You know the media and the White House lied to us like dude. You are the media that lied to us right? And they both wrote books about it.
• 1:08:28
  El Guapo: They just drip.
• 1:08:28
  Brian McFadden: Well, Jake Tapper's name's on that book. I don't think he actually wrote shit in it.
• 1:08:33
  Testecleese: No, he probably didn't write it, but he had to. I bet he was involved somehow.
• 1:08:37
  Brian McFadden: Well, they wanted his name on the book, so they sell more books. There's another guy. He's a co-author on the book. The other Guy wrote 99.9% of the book.
• 1:08:49
  Testecleese: Well, I'm sure the other guy wrote the whole book, and Jig Tapper just gave his
• 1:08:52
  Testecleese: perspective. You know what I mean.
• 1:08:55
  Brian McFadden: You know, whatever.
• 1:08:55
  Testecleese: But here's the best part is an ex Biden show came out and said that Karine Jean-pei is kind of dumb, and gave random, incoherent answers on policy.
• 1:09:04
  El Guapo: I can see that.
• 1:09:04
  Testecleese: This was the person Joe Biden. President Biden chose to speak for him.
• 1:09:10
  Brian McFadden: And we
• 1:09:11
  Brian McFadden: we had. We had multiple shows about her, probably multiple titles of shows about her. She was not a good press secretary.
• 1:09:22
  El Guapo: Oh, the one that gets.
• 1:09:24
  Brian McFadden: Standard.
• 1:09:25
  El Guapo: They want to kick her out, but they couldn't do it, because they don't.
• 1:09:27
  Brian McFadden: Why?
• 1:09:28
  Testecleese: Because she was black and lesbian.
• 1:09:30
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:09:32
  Brian McFadden: DI hire.
• 1:09:33
  Testecleese: She's black and lesbian. That's why.
• 1:09:36
  El Guapo: Even the fucking beautiful on her dude. That's how bad she is.
• 1:09:39
  Testecleese: I mean Jen Psaki.
• 1:09:41
  Testecleese: More than once, when she was still doing her job, I said.
• 1:09:45
  Testecleese: I kind of feel bad for this poor woman. It's almost impossible to defend this guy.
• 1:09:49
  Testecleese: right, you know, and let's be real. She was nicer to look at than Kjp. Not that
• 1:09:55
  Testecleese: Pierre is an unattractive woman.
• 1:09:58
  Testecleese: But at least, when Jen Psaki was younger, she was. She was pretty, attractive, and she
• 1:10:03
  Testecleese: I'm quoting a woman that I saw on. Podcast I said.
• 1:10:08
  Testecleese: man, she's got some giant cans.
• 1:10:10
  El Guapo: Does she.
• 1:10:11
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah! Oh, my gosh! Turn on Msnbc.
• 1:10:15
  El Guapo: Change the 40 Mile.
• 1:10:16
  Testecleese: Didn't she just beat cancer, or something happened to one of her kids or something.
• 1:10:20
  El Guapo: I don't know. Let me follow up deep.
• 1:10:22
  El Guapo: She got giant cans, probably to follow her. She shut them off.
• 1:10:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, but yeah, she's on Msnbc now. She's doing the show 4 nights a week that Rachel Maddow does. One night a week.
• 1:10:35
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:10:37
  Testecleese: And now that Kgap has
• 1:10:40
  Testecleese: come out and basically renounce the Democrat party, there's no way she's gonna get a job in the news doing the same thing.
• 1:10:47
  Testecleese: This is no way. They're all talking trash on her already.
• 1:10:53
  Testecleese: All right, let's get back to the pardons, Brian.
• 1:10:56
  Testecleese: We knew something's gonna happen sooner or later. What's going on.
• 1:11:01
  Brian McFadden: Well, the Doj has started reviewing all the pardons that trump did, and they're because they're concerned about the state of mind he did with Biden's pardons. When he did, the state of mind.
• 1:11:14
  Testecleese: Yes, because, especially with the information that came out concerning his cancer, that was.
• 1:11:20
  Brian McFadden: Thinking these part, they're thinking most of the pardons were done with auto pen, and who was running the auto pen.
• 1:11:26
  Testecleese: Well, here's the thing is all all of his pardons, except for 1 1,500 people.
• 1:11:36
  Testecleese: and only one pardon that was signed was actually signed by Joe Biden's hand.
• 1:11:41
  Testecleese: Can you guess which one.
• 1:11:43
  Brian McFadden: No, but I know.
• 1:11:44
  El Guapo: This one.
• 1:11:47
  Testecleese: His own family and fauci were on the same pardon.
• 1:11:50
  El Guapo: Tab down.
• 1:11:51
  Testecleese: That was the only one he actually physically signed What the hell!
• 1:11:58
  Testecleese: And in case
• 1:12:00
  Testecleese: some whistleblower in the White House came out and told the Senator, speaking of Joe's mental decline, that it was so bad that he got lost in a white.
• 1:12:09
  Brian McFadden: I saw that
• 1:12:12
  Brian McFadden: article got lost in his own closet. I wish I had that big of a closet in my house.
• 1:12:18
  Testecleese: Say, I am sure it's a luxurious closet for certain.
• 1:12:22
  Brian McFadden: For you.
• 1:12:22
  Testecleese: Put your hand on the wall and just keep walking. You'll eventually get back to the door. You came in right.
• 1:12:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:12:28
  El Guapo: Oh, look! Look! You know how you know you're poor. When you sit in the toilet you can reach the front, the door, your toilet the toilet.
• 1:12:36
  El Guapo: You poor, I mean.
• 1:12:39
  Brian McFadden: The door for the bathroom.
• 1:12:41
  El Guapo: Yeah, the Dorothy about? Sorry. That's what I meant. Yeah.
• 1:12:43
  Testecleese: I'm just saying that again. This is probably a giant walk-in closet, with, like all sorts of crazy stuff. But
• 1:12:49
  Testecleese: but I mean again, just put your hand on the wall and just keep walking.
• 1:12:52
  El Guapo: Mr.
• 1:12:53
  Testecleese: Same direction. You'll eventually come back all the way around to where you came in right.
• 1:12:57
  El Guapo: Was the lights off. I don't know.
• 1:12:59
  Testecleese: Even so you could do that.
• 1:13:01
  Brian McFadden: Doesn't matter.
• 1:13:02
  El Guapo: You're the same.
• 1:13:03
  Testecleese: Change the layout of the room. You don't fall into some infinite paradox when the lights shut off.
• 1:13:13
  Testecleese: All right.
• 1:13:14
  Testecleese: Brian. Want to move us on in. Well, they said that. Okay, that's why the Korean jumpy, I think, was supposed to be the bottom is they called her dumb and everything else. So let's move into education, Brian. What's going on there.
• 1:13:24
  Brian McFadden: The Court blocks. The Trump Administration attempt to dismantle the Education Department.
• 1:13:33
  Testecleese: Ow.
• 1:13:34
  Brian McFadden: Well.
• 1:13:35
  Testecleese: It. Take? It takes Congress. Maybe.
• 1:13:36
  Brian McFadden: Yes, it takes. That's where it's going, because Congress set it up. So it's going to take Congress to get rid of it. But trump can gut it.
• 1:13:46
  Brian McFadden: which he's in the process of doing, but he can't like just totally eliminate it without.
• 1:13:51
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:13:52
  Brian McFadden: Isn't approval.
• 1:13:53
  Testecleese: You say you can gut it. But the problem is that judges are stepping up and stopping that too.
• 1:14:00
  Testecleese: There should be no DOE. I don't. I don't understand where the Federal Government gets the authority to do this.
• 1:14:06
  Brian McFadden: They made it up.
• 1:14:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, like the Constitution clearly outlines the authority of the government, and nowhere to say that they can have all of these different departments.
• 1:14:16
  Testecleese: It seems crazy to me that the average person doesn't understand this.
• 1:14:21
  Testecleese: And like I said, I put put it out on Facebook once that I know I'm an old man using Facebook right?
• 1:14:28
  Testecleese: Said something like everyone who keeps trying to cite the Constitution should probably actually read it.
• 1:14:33
  Testecleese: And this jackass Sean comes back. And I suggest you do the same, considering the job you used to have, like Motherfucker. Where does it say you're allowed to make a Department of education?
• 1:14:43
  Brian McFadden: No worries.
• 1:14:43
  Testecleese: You know it's nowhere.
• 1:14:47
  Testecleese: and that's the same reason why I keep saying we shouldn't have the Air Force or the Space Force.
• 1:14:52
  Testecleese: We should roll the Air Force back into the army, because the Constitution says the United States shall maintain a navy and may maintain an army.
• 1:15:02
  Testecleese: and that's believe it or not. That's actually the reason why the Marine Corps is still in the Navy.
• 1:15:08
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 1:15:09
  Testecleese: It says Department of Navy right in their id, and you know any marines, any marines listening to this? Because they're in Brian's Vfw. I know the joke. Yes, yes, the men's department. Okay. It's a good one, all right. But put the crayon down, you know, and listen for a couple minutes here.
• 1:15:25
  Testecleese: That's why you're still in the Navy, and the Air Force should still be in the army.
• 1:15:30
  Testecleese: and you know what you can even roll the Air Space Force right into the Air Force as part of the Army.
• 1:15:36
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:15:36
  Testecleese: What you know. Hey? What do I know? I only read the damn Constitution a couple times, you know. Couple, I say that couple couple dozen times versus just assuming that what someone else said is the truth, and heads up.
• 1:15:48
  Brian McFadden: People thought trump was a joke for creating Space Force.
• 1:15:51
  Brian McFadden: but Biden kept it in place.
• 1:15:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, what is the Space Force really doing like satellites? Is that really what they're doing? And like.
• 1:15:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're doing satellite recon, and anything space related with the military.
• 1:16:06
  Testecleese: So does that mean the navy doesn't have their own satellites anymore, or.
• 1:16:09
  Brian McFadden: I'm sure they still have satellites, but I mean I don't know. I don't.
• 1:16:14
  Testecleese: Google, are you.
• 1:16:14
  Brian McFadden: Let me look it up. Let me look it up while we move on to the next topic.
• 1:16:17
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, I'm just saying, I know that the Space Force is not deploying weapons from space, because Reagan signed some Star wars shit, saying we would never do that right.
• 1:16:26
  Brian McFadden: What does space force do.
• 1:16:28
  El Guapo: Yeah, just like our.
• 1:16:30
  Testecleese: You know what I'd love to see? Which again, Reagan said, never is rods from God.
• 1:16:34
  Brian McFadden: It conducts. It's the nation's armed forces that conducts military operations outer space and Space Force. Oh, my word.
• 1:16:44
  Brian McFadden: thank you. We could be. We're being the most unreliable source ever.
• 1:16:49
  Testecleese: Yeah. So what do they run around fucking white sabres? What the hell is going.
• 1:16:54
  Brian McFadden: It just re it was redundant. Let me
• 1:16:57
  Testecleese: Yeah. Space Force doesn't things. The Space Force does.
• 1:16:59
  Brian McFadden: You know.
• 1:17:00
  Testecleese: To use the term in its own definition. Okay?
• 1:17:04
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:17:05
  El Guapo: The does.
• 1:17:08
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, like a woman is anyone who identifies as a woman. You're not allowed to use the word woman defining woman.
• 1:17:14
  Testecleese: The why not. Okay. Then what is that? Oh, is this? Okay? But yeah, the word you used to define it. What does that mean? Circular logic?
• 1:17:23
  Testecleese: Well, like, I said I'd love to see some rods from God. You guys, either one of you ever heard of it.
• 1:17:28
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:17:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:17:30
  El Guapo: God's footsteps.
• 1:17:32
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, for anyone who's never heard of it. The idea is, you drop like a 10 foot long by like foot across
• 1:17:40
  Testecleese: tube, not tube. I'm sorry.
• 1:17:41
  Brian McFadden: All right. Here's what AI says about Space Force.
• 1:17:44
  Testecleese: Oh, this will be good!
• 1:17:45
  Brian McFadden: It's the 6th Branch, the US. Armed Forces.
• 1:17:49
  Brian McFadden: and its focus is on military operations in space. Its mission is to secure Us. Interests in space, including defending satellites and space-based communications.
• 1:18:00
  Testecleese: Okay, so comms and and recon, okay, that's that's what I kind of guessed.
• 1:18:05
  Testecleese: But back to the rights of God for one moment before we move on. It's like a. The idea is like a 10 foot long, one foot across round
• 1:18:15
  Testecleese: bar of tungsten you drop from a satellite
• 1:18:18
  Testecleese: and its sheer mass. Traveling a terminal velocity will wipe out an entire city when it hits the ground.
• 1:18:24
  Testecleese: Myth buses tried to do this once, not myth buses
• 1:18:29
  Testecleese: veritasium. I don't know if you're familiar familiar with them.
• 1:18:32
  Brian McFadden: I've heard of. I've heard of mythbusters, but not fair Tothium.
• 1:18:35
  Testecleese: Veritas. Seems it's an online thing from Pbs,
• 1:18:41
  Brian McFadden: Be sweet.
• 1:18:42
  Testecleese: No, no, they do. A. They do a show called Space time. It's it's fascinating. It's so informative.
• 1:18:50
  Testecleese: They tried to like recreate this, but they were using a fucking helicopter like 200 feet off the ground. Oh, it's not accurate. It's like, yeah. You have all the downfalls from the helicopter. You're not dropping it from orbit. You know what I mean, and plus you don't have the computers
• 1:19:03
  Testecleese: that the United States military does alright
• 1:19:08
  Testecleese: back on to education like you, said Trump's trying to gut education in terms of funding from the Federal Government. Because why is the Federal Government involved instead of letting the States handle their own shit.
• 1:19:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:19:20
  Brian McFadden: But then there's Harvard who's got a war against right now.
• 1:19:24
  Testecleese: You know. They came out, ran their mouth again about these Draconian government measures. That trump.
• 1:19:29
  Brian McFadden: Oh, who did?
• 1:19:31
  Testecleese: The commencement Speaker.
• 1:19:33
  Brian McFadden: Who, the.
• 1:19:35
  Testecleese: That's an excellent question. The Ivy League University 100, Stanford, Professor Abraham verges.
• 1:19:44
  Brian McFadden: So.
• 1:19:45
  Testecleese: It's a kid.
• 1:19:46
  Brian McFadden: So Harvard for their commencement figure. I hired somebody from Stanford, on the West coast.
• 1:19:55
  Testecleese: Isn't Stanford in New York?
• 1:19:57
  El Guapo: I'll take.
• 1:19:57
  Brian McFadden: Stanford's, on the West coast, California.
• 1:19:59
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:20:00
  Brian McFadden: Been there.
• 1:20:01
  Testecleese: Am I thinking, Yale? Then maybe.
• 1:20:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, probably.
• 1:20:04
  El Guapo: Harbor.
• 1:20:05
  Brian McFadden: So they basically went to another Ivy League school to get this guy to ramble on about shit they already believed in
• 1:20:12
  Brian McFadden: against trump duh, yeah.
• 1:20:16
  Testecleese: Good point they brought in someone from another school. That's just saying that this school is better than us, because our guy isn't good enough right.
• 1:20:22
  Brian McFadden: Pretty much.
• 1:20:24
  Testecleese: But yeah, they said, Trump's administration is a cascade of Draconian government measures, and
• 1:20:29
  Testecleese: I understand a lot of people don't like what he's doing. I totally get that.
• 1:20:34
  Testecleese: I didn't like a lot of what Biden did, but I didn't use nearly the the verbiage these guys are using.
• 1:20:40
  Testecleese: No, I said, things like this is stupid, or this is a mistake.
• 1:20:44
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:20:45
  Testecleese: I didn't come a fascist. I got a feeling. These assholes don't know what fascist means.
• 1:20:50
  Testecleese: These are Ivy League professors.
• 1:20:53
  Testecleese: But yeah, they're talking about the the terminating the student visa program to Harvard, because Harvard won't.
• 1:20:58
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:21:00
  El Guapo: Ms. Harvard won't do what the Government says,
• 1:21:03
  Testecleese: Terms of like their education. Yada! Yada! Yada, here's the thing is, you don't get government funding unless you follow the rules that the government puts in place. Believe it or not. That is why drinking age is 21, and smoking age is 21, the entire country. It's because the Federal Government said, we're going to stop giving you money
• 1:21:21
  Testecleese: unless you do. This
• 1:21:23
  Testecleese: is, believe it or not. There's no Federal. There's no actual minimum age to drink in this country.
• 1:21:28
  El Guapo: I know.
• 1:21:28
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:21:29
  El Guapo: Each State gets to set their own, and the Federal Government said, Hey, let's make it this so
• 1:21:33
  El Guapo: same thing with the seat belts.
• 1:21:35
  Testecleese: Yet with all of that stuff and the Federal Government well.
• 1:21:38
  Testecleese: bribing these States to do what the Federal Government wants, because the Federal government does not have the authority to do it.
• 1:21:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. But, Harvard, you know they're coming, you know they're saying trump saying, Use your endowment. Harvard's saying they're going to use their endowment. But the real trick to this thing is how many international students come in and pay full price. That's where Harvard gets all their money from. Besides, government grants.
• 1:22:07
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 1:22:07
  Brian McFadden: By the amount of students that come in and are paying the full ride involved.
• 1:22:15
  Testecleese: No, because I got a feeling they're getting a big scholarship, or else we wouldn't be shipping them in from overseas, and Harvard gets most of their money from people that have already graduated most of its endowments from alum.
• 1:22:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Well, these alumni, it's gonna stop now.
• 1:22:32
  Brian McFadden: because Harvard's big. How many, I mean, I'm sure a lot of alums hate the Republicans.
• 1:22:40
  Brian McFadden: But there's going to be some that like Republicans, and they're going to stop giving money.
• 1:22:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, we've already talked about this. A whole bunch of them said, we're going to cut you off, because, like, especially over the the Israel thing.
• 1:22:52
  Testecleese: a whole bunch of these. Very okay. Let me go. Full conspiracy, theorist from the left, though. No, no, from the left of the aisle. They think that Jews run the fucking world.
• 1:23:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:23:03
  Testecleese: Just like Kanye West did until recently.
• 1:23:07
  Testecleese: So okay, so the rich and powerful people that are giving all the money to Israel to Harvard are Jewish
• 1:23:14
  Testecleese: as you're supporting the destruction of Israel, they're going to stop giving you money.
• 1:23:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:23:20
  Testecleese: Now, whether or not they're actually all Jewish, which I don't honestly believe.
• 1:23:24
  Brian McFadden: I don't either.
• 1:23:25
  Testecleese: That's the argument we're hearing from the left is that the Jews run the world? Israel runs the world like, how is Israel making decisions like, do you know how much commerce we do with Israel.
• 1:23:34
  Brian McFadden: Not that much.
• 1:23:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, barely more than Australia. Actually, I say, rephrase that. We get almost nothing from Israel. Can you name of anything we get from Israel? Besides, intelligence.
• 1:23:45
  El Guapo: Oh, some weapons, I guess. I don't know.
• 1:23:47
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:23:48
  Testecleese: Great! Where's our iron dome?
• 1:23:51
  Brian McFadden: They're building it.
• 1:23:53
  Brian McFadden: No, we're building a golden dome because Israel, it's not iron domes. Technology.
• 1:24:00
  Testecleese: Asia wouldn't share theirs. We had to make our own.
• 1:24:02
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:24:04
  Testecleese: And actually speaking of trump offered Canada.
• 1:24:09
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 1:24:09
  Testecleese: Under the golden dome.
• 1:24:11
  Brian McFadden: And then we have a stage.
• 1:24:12
  Testecleese: They asked him, well, what's the cause like? Become a state? And they're like, no, he's like, Okay, that sucks for you guys. Which I mean, you know.
• 1:24:20
  Testecleese: you know, we're going to defend Canada, no matter what.
• 1:24:23
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:24:23
  Testecleese: Oh, no! If someone conquers Canada they can come right across the border into the United.
• 1:24:27
  Brian McFadden: Not by our not with our iron dome. We're not gonna build.
• 1:24:30
  Testecleese: But not with our golden dough.
• 1:24:32
  Brian McFadden: Diamond.
• 1:24:32
  Testecleese: Trump trump likes gold, which, by the way, gold is soft, and it melts really low temperature. So that's a mistake. But I get it.
• 1:24:40
  Testecleese: Alright, Brian, take us into the next one, maybe even finish out the topic while I go, relieve myself.
• 1:24:47
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 1:24:47
  Brian McFadden: So this judge is halted Trump's proclamation to suspend new international student visas for Harvard.
• 1:24:57
  Brian McFadden: After this the Harvard's complained.
• 1:25:03
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:25:04
  Brian McFadden: What do you think?
• 1:25:06
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:25:07
  El Guapo: Oh, there's nothing you can do but the Department of what is it? Interior Department doesn't control the visa.
• 1:25:15
  El Guapo: no matter what.
• 1:25:17
  El Guapo: Yeah, they cannot do nothing. They're just gonna repeal it. Do.
• 1:25:23
  El Guapo: The the secretary off is the one that
• 1:25:27
  El Guapo: to tell who's coming in or out of the State. I mean.
• 1:25:30
  Brian McFadden: I mean depends on where they filed Sue, which more likely.
• 1:25:34
  El Guapo: It's gonna get repealed. I'm gonna get.
• 1:25:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's gonna get appealed. And blah blah blah.
• 1:25:38
  El Guapo: Yeah. So I don't see nothing in the car.
• 1:25:41
  Brian McFadden: But the Us. Government is taking a different tack with Colombia when they're saying that it's failed to meet
• 1:25:48
  Brian McFadden: accreditation standards. So here they're gonna go at the Us. Government's going after Columbia's accreditation standards. If you're not accredited, you might as well not be a university or a college.
• 1:26:02
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:26:03
  Brian McFadden: Because you're that just means your credits don't transfer. And if somebody pays money to come there to go to school, then they're gonna have to pay again when they go to the next school to continue on their education.
• 1:26:16
  El Guapo: Yeah, what did this to himself? Do? So fuck it.
• 1:26:24
  El Guapo: you know.
• 1:26:25
  Brian McFadden: And
• 1:26:26
  Testecleese: You guys already talked about Columbia? Losing their accreditation.
• 1:26:29
  Brian McFadden: Though.
• 1:26:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:26:30
  Brian McFadden: So government's requesting that the accreditation be gone. Yeah.
• 1:26:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, because they're not following the rules that the Federal Government has put in that
• 1:26:39
  Testecleese: that's probably what they should have went after Harvard for too
• 1:26:44
  Testecleese: well, how pissed would you be if you spent the kind of money you need to go to Columbia University, and then there's no accreditation.
• 1:26:50
  Brian McFadden: Oh, super pissed, because that means all the things you paid for at Columbia. You got to do over again at another university.
• 1:26:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, your expensive diploma is worthless now.
• 1:27:02
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:27:03
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:27:05
  Testecleese: Well back to michigan University.
• 1:27:10
  Testecleese: was it Mizzou? That's what they call it?
• 1:27:15
  Testecleese: Protesters that are supporting Palestine destroyed this peony garden. It's a flower garden.
• 1:27:22
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:27:23
  Testecleese: Well, it's absolutely enormous. It's
• 1:27:27
  Testecleese: It was. Baby!
• 1:27:29
  Testecleese: There we go.
• 1:27:31
  Testecleese: Studio R.
• 1:27:34
  Testecleese: It's the WE. Up John Peely garden.
• 1:27:39
  Testecleese: It's
• 1:27:42
  Testecleese: It's like a famous All right. There you go!
• 1:27:45
  Testecleese: Of course it's not telling me now, but
• 1:27:48
  Testecleese: oh, you go! About 250 plants were decapitated with thousands of buds and blooms hacked off at the stem and strewn about in the dirt.
• 1:27:58
  Testecleese: And they they littered everywhere with flyers that said things like, where are
• 1:28:03
  Testecleese: what is that confetti? What
• 1:28:06
  Testecleese: But Keffir?
• 1:28:10
  Testecleese: So yeah, Michigan wants it. What's going on in Michigan? Man.
• 1:28:14
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:28:15
  Testecleese: Real Michigan keeps showing up in the news with crazy shit. You got illegal people, illegal migrants voting. You got people smuggling in frigging
• 1:28:26
  Testecleese: apocalyptic fungi that will destroy our food. And you also have these asshole
• 1:28:32
  Testecleese: protesters destroying. I think it said it was the world's largest peanuty garden
• 1:28:38
  Testecleese: at the University, and by the way, I mentioned Brian is, is the University of Michigan. Is that Mizzou.
• 1:28:44
  Brian McFadden: University of Michigan is Ann arbor.
• 1:28:47
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, you know. But don't they call it the Zoom Link, Missouri University.
• 1:28:51
  Brian McFadden: No University of Michigan is University of Michigan. The Wolverines.
• 1:28:56
  Testecleese: I thought it was like a I thought it was like a nickname that people use.
• 1:28:59
  Brian McFadden: Of them is University of Michigan.
• 1:29:02
  Testecleese: All right. I could have sworn this one they called Mizzo. Maybe it's a different school, but
• 1:29:06
  Testecleese: I know it's in school. That's for sure it's got a big golden M as their
• 1:29:11
  El Guapo: Their logo.
• 1:29:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, all right. Did we mention Greta?
• 1:29:18
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:29:18
  Testecleese: Sailing over, not not even last week.
• 1:29:21
  El Guapo: Sell away, sell away, sell away.
• 1:29:25
  Testecleese: Come, sail away! Come, sail away!
• 1:29:27
  Testecleese: I know they're like.
• 1:29:28
  Brian McFadden: Well, she doesn't. She doesn't believe in like power boats, because it's gonna ruin the environment. So.
• 1:29:35
  Testecleese: Yeah. Meanwhile she's in a fucking.
• 1:29:37
  El Guapo: Cell phone.
• 1:29:37
  Testecleese: Made of fucking oil right.
• 1:29:40
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 1:29:41
  Testecleese: And and you know she's not sailing alone. There's a fucking fleet of ships making sure she's okay, just like when she came across the Atlantic. But now she's trying to sail into Gaza on a humanitarian mission. She's bringing milk and butter.
• 1:29:57
  Testecleese: so how are you keeping the milk and butter from spoiling on like the week and a half long journey across the the Red Sea, or.
• 1:30:05
  Brian McFadden: It's all a publicity stunt to try to keep her name like in the forefront, as like the environmentalists.
• 1:30:16
  Testecleese: This has nothing to do with environmentalism. She doesn't shit about the environment. She gives more more crap about a war in a country that she didn't know existed until this happened.
• 1:30:26
  Brian McFadden: Till she was 16.
• 1:30:29
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, she's legal now.
• 1:30:31
  El Guapo: Look a little retarded.
• 1:30:34
  Brian McFadden: Very much.
• 1:30:35
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:30:36
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, let me let me quote tropic thunder. Okay, never go full. Retard.
• 1:30:44
  El Guapo: She living the best life dude she's selling away. God! That's my fucking life right there.
• 1:30:49
  Testecleese: Can Greta swim.
• 1:30:51
  Brian McFadden: Who knows it?
• 1:30:53
  El Guapo: I guess she skipped a class. But we're gonna find out.
• 1:30:56
  Testecleese: Well, Israel has a blockade.
• 1:31:00
  Testecleese: You can't bring goods in or out.
• 1:31:03
  Testecleese: so like what? But she's gonna just sail right there, and Israel already comes like. No, no, no, she's not docking. It's not going to happen.
• 1:31:10
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:31:10
  Testecleese: And they haven't.
• 1:31:12
  Brian McFadden: Well the problem we've already tried. Other organizations have tried to bring supplies in for the Gaza people, but it never gets to the Gaza people.
• 1:31:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, right? Actually, it gets taken by Hamas and split amongst their people. And it's happened more than once.
• 1:31:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:31:29
  Testecleese: Shit. That was just an airdrop for the the people there.
• 1:31:33
  Testecleese: and Hamas literally opened fire on the people running up to get help like
• 1:31:40
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ, Greta. They're gonna kill you and steal your boat and sell it to fund their shit.
• 1:31:46
  Testecleese: But again.
• 1:31:48
  Testecleese: she has no idea what's going on. She doesn't give a shit. She's the one who said, we have to stop fossil fuels not next year, not tomorrow. Today. Now.
• 1:31:57
  Testecleese: I tell you, worldwide
• 1:32:00
  Testecleese: 100 million people would die within a week. 10 million people die overnight. If you just cut off fossil fuels.
• 1:32:07
  Brian McFadden: People don't realize all the shit that fossil fuels into.
• 1:32:12
  Testecleese: Oh, like life, support.
• 1:32:13
  Brian McFadden: Like plastics.
• 1:32:15
  Testecleese: The the refrigerator that keeps your insulin safe.
• 1:32:18
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:32:19
  Testecleese: How many diabetics are on the planet that need their insulin to survive.
• 1:32:24
  Testecleese: And you can say, Shut it off. Great. Yo use something else. Yeah. Great. Why don't you set up something else first? st Bitch.
• 1:32:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:32:32
  Testecleese: Like you, you think. Oh, my God! You trap your fires and smell them because you think you're so much better than us, because you have an electric car, but then you plug it into your house. That's powered by a coal power plant.
• 1:32:42
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 1:32:44
  Testecleese: And not to mention you have to strip mine a country to get the minerals. Oh, by the way, speaking of, did you hear? We just found a giant. The world's largest lithium deposit in the United States.
• 1:32:56
  El Guapo: Oklahoma. Yeah, we talked about it a while ago.
• 1:32:58
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:33:00
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:33:00
  Testecleese: I don't. I don't remember talking about, but it's.
• 1:33:02
  Brian McFadden: I do. I did hear recently that
• 1:33:06
  Brian McFadden: Microsoft and Google have both have signed up with nuclear power companies to provide power for their
• 1:33:14
  Brian McFadden: their data, their data, many, their data.
• 1:33:18
  Testecleese: We should go nuclear.
• 1:33:19
  Brian McFadden: Databases.
• 1:33:20
  Testecleese: We should go nuclear. It's the cleanest.
• 1:33:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we were pro nuclear power on this show.
• 1:33:28
  Brian McFadden: because we've all well. 2 out of 3 of us have been on nuclear powered ships and realize it's not nearly as dangerous as 3 Mile on Island was brought up to be.
• 1:33:39
  Testecleese: Or true? No.
• 1:33:40
  Brian McFadden: That even wasn't that bad in the end?
• 1:33:43
  Testecleese: Well, Chernobyl would speak. Do you know what actually happened in Chernobyl?
• 1:33:47
  Testecleese: One of the guys.
• 1:33:48
  Brian McFadden: They didn't have a good enough cover over the nuclear reactors. It was substandard.
• 1:33:56
  Testecleese: That's what led to the issue. But one of the guys in charge of, like the whole program in the Soviet Union.
• 1:34:02
  Testecleese: Came in, and an alarm was going off.
• 1:34:04
  Testecleese: and he said, Shut that alarm off.
• 1:34:06
  Brian McFadden: You ignored it.
• 1:34:07
  Testecleese: And well, yeah, he said, shit, and they shut it off and didn't fix it.
• 1:34:11
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:34:12
  Testecleese: That's what happened. And oh, Fukushima, Dude! There was an earthquake and a tsunami. They put this place. They put this probably in the wrong place.
• 1:34:19
  Brian McFadden: Right. We talk about that on the show.
• 1:34:21
  Testecleese: Yes. Well, Jeez, when it happened dude, we've been doing this forever. Huh!
• 1:34:26
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:34:28
  Testecleese: But I mean France for the longest time was 100% nuclear. They're still mostly nuclear.
• 1:34:34
  Testecleese: Germany had a lot of nuclear plants. They shut them all down.
• 1:34:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's it's clean and it's safe.
• 1:34:43
  Testecleese: I'm gonna be a little pushback being. The guy working next to radiation isn't always necessarily the safest thing, because
• 1:34:52
  Testecleese: I'm sure you've heard the stories right. Everyone who comes back from a deployment or a nuclear ship does not have a son when they come back from deployment right away right.
• 1:34:59
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's why you're having daughters now.
• 1:35:02
  Testecleese: I got 2 daughters, and it's also known. Doses are known to cause epilepsy.
• 1:35:08
  Testecleese: I got the epilepsy, too, but I also took an unusually large dose because of a repair I had to do.
• 1:35:15
  Brian McFadden: Right which Va Va. Says did not happen.
• 1:35:20
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, you might have been born of that. Yeah. Might not have. Meanwhile the wife who just had a kidney taken out for cancer Va is covering a hundred percent because check this out. She had her surgery done before the report came out, but then the report came out, saying, everyone who served over in the Afghanistan, and during this time
• 1:35:38
  Brian McFadden: In the burn pile.
• 1:35:40
  Testecleese: The burn pile. All the garbage you were breathing in. And they said, specifically caused urinary tract cancer. And I was like, Well, there you go, kidneys? Because they asked us, why do you think
• 1:35:51
  Testecleese: the military's response was just?
• 1:35:54
  Testecleese: I don't know. It only makes sense. And then the report came out like 3 days later. She's like, well, there you go.
• 1:36:01
  Brian McFadden: A 100%. Now.
• 1:36:03
  Testecleese: She's not a hundred percent, but but because they got the cancer out. But they covered all of the costs and check this out. Even paid gas mileage, and like 50 cents a mile, it took her to drive to the hospital for the surgery.
• 1:36:15
  Brian McFadden: Still I still have my claim for that.
• 1:36:19
  Testecleese: The thing is, the nearest Va. Hospital is 2 h away.
• 1:36:22
  Brian McFadden: It don't matter. You can put in your Va. Claim and and use that on the claim and see what happens.
• 1:36:28
  Testecleese: True, true, all right.
• 1:36:30
  Brian McFadden: It doesn't need a hospital for that.
• 1:36:31
  Testecleese: I want to go to the Va. Hospital to get reevaluated for what I've already spoken to a Va. Doctor for, but the doctors here might be more receptive than
• 1:36:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:36:40
  Testecleese: Where then? Where I was? You know what I mean.
• 1:36:42
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:36:45
  Testecleese: Dude.
• 1:36:46
  Testecleese: I'm getting 540 bucks a month from disability, right?
• 1:36:50
  Brian McFadden: That's ridiculous!
• 1:36:52
  Testecleese: Yes, it is. Because I.
• 1:36:54
  Brian McFadden: $2,000 a month from disability.
• 1:36:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, they cut a piece of my brain out of my head. The realist. What I'm getting disability for is the tinnitus I have.
• 1:37:06
  Testecleese: and a.
• 1:37:08
  Brian McFadden: There's the Va. Says I don't have that.
• 1:37:11
  Testecleese: Well, it took you too long to request it. Dude honestly.
• 1:37:14
  Brian McFadden: I've just appealed to 3 Blood channel. So.
• 1:37:17
  Testecleese: Yeah. But yeah. And they said, a painful scar. I'm like this painful scar is because you cut a hunk of my brain out of my left temporal lobe.
• 1:37:24
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:37:26
  Testecleese: Which different story I'm gonna go off on a tangent for a moment. Here
• 1:37:29
  Testecleese: T. And I were in Hampton. We rode our bikes out to the Cinema Cafe.
• 1:37:35
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, that place isn't here no more.
• 1:37:38
  Testecleese: It was a good time, though, wasn't it?
• 1:37:39
  Brian McFadden: Yes, I was.
• 1:37:41
  Testecleese: But we got a bottle of wine and watched a movie
• 1:37:45
  Testecleese: rode. My, we rode our bikes back home. I got hit by a fucking car.
• 1:37:49
  Testecleese: Okay, yeah.
• 1:37:52
  Testecleese: Went to the hospital like I wasn't hurt that bad, but I was bleeding, bleeding pretty good. I needed stitches.
• 1:37:59
  Testecleese: The nurse is like, Oh, man, you're just drunk, and I was like no man. And I
• 1:38:04
  Testecleese: I apparently, I said, like I'm dealing with all sorts of shit right now I had a left temporal craniotomy doing a cavernous malformation, Angioma and this dude looks at me. He's like, well, that was pretty coherent for completely drunk.
• 1:38:18
  Testecleese: Anyway. 2 weeks later I went and spoke to another doctor. I was like, I'm pretty sure I had a concussion, but the guy didn't give a shit to check me. The dog was like, Oh, my God! You're still concussed!
• 1:38:27
  El Guapo: Damn.
• 1:38:28
  El Guapo: So that lets you know how much they give a shit about you in hospital. Sometimes, you know, they'll just dismiss you out of hand, because you had some wine.
• 1:38:36
  Testecleese: An hour and a half ago watching movie, you know.
• 1:38:40
  Testecleese: But yeah, man, I love sitting down, having
• 1:38:42
  Testecleese: having some wine and like a steak while watching a brand new movie.
• 1:38:47
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:38:48
  Testecleese: I haven't been in a movie theater in like.
• 1:38:51
  El Guapo: 8 years, maybe.
• 1:38:53
  El Guapo: Damn! I want to go see the new movie the accountant. 2.
• 1:38:58
  Testecleese: Now I'm gonna go. Okay. I'm not going to go. I'm gonna buy it at home. But I'm gonna watch the new superman movie, even though I haven't enjoyed the DC. Movies lately.
• 1:39:06
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:39:06
  Testecleese: Nathan Fillion is playing Guy Gardner. Guy Gardner is the guy who becomes the green lantern.
• 1:39:15
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:39:16
  Testecleese: So I like Nathan Fillion. But anyway, anyway.
• 1:39:21
  Testecleese: did you guys hear about this attack Ukraine did on Russians? Russia's warplanes.
• 1:39:25
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:39:28
  Testecleese: And these are the war points that they have that are capable of deploying a nuclear gravity ball deep within, deep within Russia, not on the border.
• 1:39:38
  Testecleese: Wow!
• 1:39:40
  Testecleese: For I'm going to say first.st This was a brilliant attack. It took him 18 months to set up
• 1:39:46
  Brian McFadden: It's almost like the pager bombs that Israel.
• 1:39:50
  Brian McFadden: Yes, stuff.
• 1:39:51
  Testecleese: Yes, good point, excellent comparison.
• 1:39:55
  Testecleese: They they smuggled in these tractor trailer trucks, thousands of them, I think.
• 1:40:02
  Testecleese: All over the country. Actually, I say, all in 3 separate locations, in terms of like generally where they were
• 1:40:09
  Testecleese: then all at the same time the backs of these trucks opened up, and drones took off.
• 1:40:14
  Testecleese: I was like this is a brilliant tactical attack.
• 1:40:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:40:21
  Testecleese: But the problem is, it was horrible strategic.
• 1:40:24
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:40:25
  Testecleese: if you guys had the capability to attack this deep inside of Russia and wipe out or not wipe out. They they claim to have destroyed 40 Russian aircraft.
• 1:40:35
  Testecleese: Why didn't you give a shit about the land that's being occupied by Russia instead.
• 1:40:40
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:40:42
  Testecleese: Like you can.
• 1:40:43
  Testecleese: This is insurgency at this point, like we can't get them out. So we're just going to keep blowing everything up, to discourage, to dishearten the people. So they don't want to fight anymore.
• 1:40:54
  Testecleese: Why don't you worry about the occupation that you're claiming is the real issue.
• 1:40:59
  Testecleese: And then they went and blew up the bridge that connects Ukraine to Russia.
• 1:41:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:41:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, that sounds like a good idea in terms of keeping supplies out. Except now, Russia has no way to get to their own Navy base
• 1:41:13
  Testecleese: except through
• 1:41:15
  Testecleese: the land strip that they've already seized and are occupying. They have no option. Besides the land they've already taken.
• 1:41:24
  Brian McFadden: So they got to keep defending it.
• 1:41:27
  Testecleese: And by the way, they did this behind Trump's back, they didn't tell Trump about this attack. They were planning for 18 months
• 1:41:36
  Testecleese: what the hell dude.
• 1:41:39
  Testecleese: and and I know we've mentioned on this show. Germany has an outstanding warrant for a Ukrainian citizen. Check this out. The guy's name is Vlodimir Fee.
• 1:41:50
  Testecleese: Who else in Ukraine
• 1:41:52
  Testecleese: his name Vlodimir? His last name starts. Never mind, it starts with a Z. Not a VI think it was Zelensky.
• 1:41:59
  Testecleese: They have a warrant over this guy for blowing up the the pipeline.
• 1:42:05
  Brian McFadden: So.
• 1:42:07
  Testecleese: Well, if Ukraine went and broke the pipeline that feeds Germany a NATO ally, then didn't Ukraine attack NATO.
• 1:42:18
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:42:18
  Testecleese: According to Article 14.
• 1:42:21
  Testecleese: This. This is a real problem that no one's looking at. Ukraine is doing whatever they can to stay in this fight every time trump gets putin to say I'll come to the table. Ukraine does some bullshit like this to make sure it doesn't happen.
• 1:42:35
  Brian McFadden: Yep, totally.
• 1:42:37
  Testecleese: What the fuck man and you know, what is is this that Ukraine wants to bring on World War 3. Or is Zelensky terrified to get out of office because they can't kick him out in war
• 1:42:48
  Testecleese: so and he knows he'll be executed as soon as he's not in office. Is that what it is?
• 1:42:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:42:55
  Testecleese: There's no way they're taking back the land Russia already took.
• 1:42:59
  Testecleese: They're just not. They don't have the capability, the training, or the resources, and especially if the United States pulls the plug and says, we're not giving you any more money or weapons.
• 1:43:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. Go ahead. France.
• 1:43:12
  Testecleese: you know. Go ahead. Spain. Keep paying for this war, and see how much money you dump into a pile into a giant fucking fire pit. You know.
• 1:43:20
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:43:24
  Testecleese: And again it comes down to. It's not our fucking fight. Dude
• 1:43:28
  Testecleese: Ukraine's not an ally of the United States. I don't care what anyone says
• 1:43:33
  Testecleese: there's no nothing's ever been signed.
• 1:43:36
  Brian McFadden: Huh!
• 1:43:37
  Testecleese: And one more thing I'd like to bring up before we
• 1:43:41
  Testecleese: kick this thing in the fucking balls because I'm done with it is Russia.
• 1:43:48
  Testecleese: the biggest threat to the United States.
• 1:43:53
  Brian McFadden: I don't think so anymore.
• 1:43:54
  Testecleese: Mitt. Romney said it was, and Barack Obama said, quote
• 1:43:59
  Testecleese: the 1980, 1990, S. Call, do they want their foreign policy back?
• 1:44:05
  Testecleese: When Trump was running, Obama was running for office.
• 1:44:10
  Testecleese: Does everyone? Did everyone forget that one.
• 1:44:12
  Brian McFadden: No, I remember it.
• 1:44:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, it.
• 1:44:16
  Testecleese: And you know again, it's the whole memory of a goldfish.
• 1:44:23
  Testecleese: All right.
• 1:44:24
  Testecleese: Did you hear? Okay, I think, did I share this one. I think I did.
• 1:44:30
  Testecleese: Pakistani schoolboy that's 10 years old in.
• 1:44:32
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:44:33
  Testecleese: Grade.
• 1:44:34
  Testecleese: He was beaten to death by the headmaster of the school during an assembly in front of the entire school, with a rock with a rod
• 1:44:42
  Testecleese: over a quote, minor offense.
• 1:44:45
  El Guapo: The fuck was a minor offense.
• 1:44:47
  Testecleese: It doesn't say.
• 1:44:50
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:44:50
  Testecleese: Honestly in Pakistan it could have been anything as
• 1:44:54
  Testecleese: yeah does all kinds of shit. You know. They're like.
• 1:44:59
  Brian McFadden: Capital punishment, state basically.
• 1:45:03
  El Guapo: Not being to death, but like what the fuck is, the fence dude like.
• 1:45:06
  Testecleese: Well could you imagine being the parents knowing the kind of shit that has happened in Pakistan.
• 1:45:13
  Brian McFadden: And they chose a stage.
• 1:45:16
  Testecleese: Well, I'm saying that the parents might kill this guy before the
• 1:45:20
  Testecleese: God knows if there even be a trial. Right?
• 1:45:25
  Testecleese: Yeah. Beat a 6 year old, 10 year old, to death.
• 1:45:28
  El Guapo: The
• 1:45:30
  Testecleese: Dude. If that was my kid.
• 1:45:34
  Testecleese: Well, in the United States I'm going to call the authorities and try to let them handle it right right. I don't know if I trust the Pakistani authorities not even talking trash about Pakistan, but
• 1:45:45
  Testecleese: they're kind of known for all sorts of violence, and you know, blowing up buses and such.
• 1:45:51
  El Guapo: Probably you can get away with it like, Hey, the kid? You can't. Oh, yeah, we understand.
• 1:45:58
  Testecleese: Alright before we move on to our California topic. You got mentioned to you guys that we got the snack box right
• 1:46:08
  Testecleese: right.
• 1:46:08
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:46:10
  Testecleese: I think I thought I mentioned it. We get a box of snacks from a different country every month.
• 1:46:15
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:46:16
  Testecleese: This past one that we just got is from Pakistan.
• 1:46:19
  El Guapo: Oh, shit.
• 1:46:21
  Testecleese: Well, we got pack a Cola.
• 1:46:23
  El Guapo: Coca-cola.
• 1:46:24
  Testecleese: A pack of Cola.
• 1:46:26
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:46:26
  Testecleese: And there's a beverage in each each one's box.
• 1:46:30
  Testecleese: It was dude. It was this really good cream soda.
• 1:46:34
  Testecleese: I was like, yeah, that's actually pretty damn good, you know.
• 1:46:37
  Testecleese: But yeah, you should check out these snack boxes. Dude, it's it. There's different things you can do.
• 1:46:42
  Testecleese: And there's different companies that do them. But
• 1:46:45
  Testecleese: you get to taste all sorts of neat stuff like you're traveling again.
• 1:46:48
  Testecleese: But tell you, they got some spicy chitlins over in Pakistan, and I like spicy food.
• 1:46:57
  Testecleese: all right. Well, California, looks like Gavin. Oh, yeah. Going going back back to Kelly Kelly.
• 1:47:06
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:47:07
  Testecleese: Gavin Newsom is suggesting doing some kind of like test to set up a medi-cal.
• 1:47:15
  Testecleese: California has to stop taking on more and more projects they still haven't. How long have they been working on this high speed rail?
• 1:47:23
  Brian McFadden: It's done. The Trump Administration is pulling the plug on it.
• 1:47:29
  Brian McFadden: They're not going to provide any more Federal funds to this high speed rail that's never going to be high speed rail. Now they're saying it's only gonna like 100 and maybe 150 miles.
• 1:47:41
  Brian McFadden: There's no actual tracks laid. Yet I was living in California in the eighties, nineties, nineties when they introduced this shit, and here it is 50 years later, almost, and.
• 1:47:57
  Testecleese: It's gonna be another 20. But, like you said, they haven't laid track yet.
• 1:48:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. So as long as there's a Republican in office, this thing ain't ever gonna happen because the State can't afford it, the State can't afford it, and
• 1:48:12
  Brian McFadden: the Federal Government sees no purpose in it. So.
• 1:48:15
  Testecleese: I see a purpose for a high speed rail. I really do.
• 1:48:19
  Testecleese: But the problem is, it took.
• 1:48:21
  Brian McFadden: Where did all the money go? Millions of dollars have been spent on this project already?
• 1:48:26
  Testecleese: It took Boston less time to build the T. Which is underground under Boston, right.
• 1:48:31
  Brian McFadden: And that was the boondoggle of the time.
• 1:48:34
  Testecleese: Yeah. Every time they dug a hole they found a crane of tear, an arrowhead and had to stop and, freaking excavate with archaeologists.
• 1:48:41
  Brian McFadden: And that cost more money.
• 1:48:43
  Testecleese: Oh, it did! Oh, the big dig was just as big a problem for the same reason when they put the highway underground. But Boston, paid for the Massachusetts, paid for that.
• 1:48:51
  Brian McFadden: No California wants everybody to pay for it except for them.
• 1:48:55
  Testecleese: I will say, though, the big Dig project in Boston, when it was all said and done finally, like 10 years ago, it worked excellently. You can drive through Boston and not have to deal with Boston traffic. It was
• 1:49:09
  Testecleese: I could get to the airport not to deal with Boston traffic. It was awesome.
• 1:49:14
  Testecleese: But when they were building it dude like, until I was like 20 on the site. Yeah. 20, until I was like 40
• 1:49:21
  Testecleese: dude going anywhere in Boston was the biggest pain in the ass, because there was always a detour, because they were always digging somewhere. You know.
• 1:49:29
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:49:31
  Testecleese: But yeah, I mean it doesn't. It's not this big a project to make trains, I mean, for Jesus Christ. Okay, Cal.
• 1:49:37
  Brian McFadden: And most of the places where this train. I don't know if you've been to California before. But these train, the trains were gonna go from Los Angeles to San Francisco.
• 1:49:48
  Brian McFadden: 90% of the tracks we're gonna be in Central California, where there's not huge population centers that they got to divert around or pay tons of money to get rights, to go through.
• 1:50:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, you could just lay track, because it's like State National Forest.
• 1:50:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, or it's a farm, or it's a farm.
• 1:50:11
  Testecleese: Whoa! You gotta figure out how to get through a farm, because you know crazy.
• 1:50:14
  Testecleese: and gave up his forearm.
• 1:50:16
  El Guapo: Just race it, that's all.
• 1:50:18
  Testecleese: It doesn't cost as much to build a train track. It's it's not this difficult. And you know what California you guys love your immigrants so much. Why don't you get the fucking Chinese to do it again?
• 1:50:29
  Brian McFadden: And oh, yeah, they did it once before they did a great job, he goes.
• 1:50:32
  Brian McFadden: They didn't agree close to the west coast.
• 1:50:34
  Testecleese: And we're still using it. And you know what it took them less time in the 18 hundreds.
• 1:50:38
  Brian McFadden: He's a.
• 1:50:40
  Testecleese: Carol.
• 1:50:42
  Brian McFadden: You're right. You're right. Yeah.
• 1:50:46
  Testecleese: Oh, God, just just start building. But no, exactly. The money's going into some rich asshole's pocket.
• 1:50:55
  Testecleese: and it's gone. What what are they getting paid for. Is this all consulting fees.
• 1:51:01
  El Guapo: Probably.
• 1:51:02
  Testecleese: Why don't you do what the Federal Government doesn't do? Lowest bidder, hey? We want to do this show
• 1:51:07
  Testecleese: that would make so much sense.
• 1:51:10
  El Guapo: Test.
• 1:51:10
  Testecleese: Show us your plan, and what's it going to cost to do it?
• 1:51:13
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:51:14
  Testecleese: No, no, no,
• 1:51:18
  Testecleese: Ryan, I think you shared this one. I didn't actually read this one. I usually do.
• 1:51:23
  Testecleese: because I knew the general points, but I don't know why.
• 1:51:27
  Testecleese: but apparently California residents are not excited about Kamala coming back.
• 1:51:33
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, because there's rumors flying around. She's going to run for Governor of California, and
• 1:51:39
  Brian McFadden: I mean they got Newsome, who's horrible, and I don't think they. I don't think they feel Kamalo's gonna be any better. So.
• 1:51:47
  Testecleese: Well, Kamal is bad because Kamal is just bad Newsom. Now they hate him because he's doing his podcasting and talking to republicans.
• 1:51:55
  El Guapo: Oh, no, he's going against the fucking book. So yeah, that's backfiring.
• 1:52:01
  El Guapo: It's not going well, as he thought it was. Gonna go.
• 1:52:03
  Testecleese: Meanwhile, all the money that's in California funding all this shit is moving out because California is just taxing the fuck out of. Actually Los Angeles just had a bill blown up
• 1:52:12
  Testecleese: because they wanted to charge everyone a hundred dollar a year tax for having a driveway or business.
• 1:52:19
  Testecleese: This is for having a parking lot based on.
• 1:52:22
  Brian McFadden: Nice to me.
• 1:52:22
  Testecleese: They said, having these things gets people to helps people not use public transportation
• 1:52:32
  Testecleese: like, Oh, yeah. Well, that encourage people to drive like what I can't have a driveway. I can't own a car that I barely use, but I want to be able to drive from like like you said from like Los Angeles to
• 1:52:43
  Testecleese: San Diego, San Francisco.
• 1:52:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:52:46
  El Guapo: Fuck or Sacramento, for the love of God, you know what you know. What? No, you're right. Maybe this is your top on the high speed train. Oh, fuck! You blew that tune.
• 1:52:58
  Brian McFadden: Well, I know on the east coast we have Amtrak. That is like
• 1:53:02
  Brian McFadden: they're they're trying to create a high speed rail. But they need to.
• 1:53:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:53:07
  Testecleese: I know they need to
• 1:53:09
  Testecleese: When my mother died I.
• 1:53:12
  Brian McFadden: You looked at it.
• 1:53:14
  Testecleese: Well, I hopped. I went to the airport right check out. This horrible story. Went to the airport. I was told my mother was very, very sick, and I went and visited her, came back, and like
• 1:53:24
  Testecleese: a month and a half later I got a message. You need to come see mom now. Oh, shit! Oh, shit all right. So I booked a flight.
• 1:53:33
  Testecleese: went to the airport.
• 1:53:35
  Testecleese: I get a message from a buddy of mine who says I'm so sorry to hear about your mother. I was like.
• 1:53:40
  Testecleese: what do you mean? I thought she was just very sick, and he goes oh, shit.
• 1:53:45
  El Guapo: Oh, motherfucker!
• 1:53:47
  Testecleese: You're probably.
• 1:53:48
  Brian McFadden: Parent. Your your dad didn't tell you before he did. That's bullshit.
• 1:53:53
  Testecleese: They want me to be home. But my sister went and told other people.
• 1:53:57
  Brian McFadden: No, that's not going to work.
• 1:54:01
  Testecleese: But turns out my flight. Got canceled.
• 1:54:04
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:54:05
  Testecleese: I found out at the airport that my mother had died. I flipped out.
• 1:54:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Fuck, horrors.
• 1:54:10
  Testecleese: I was like, fuck it. I went and got me a train ticket.
• 1:54:13
  Testecleese: and I like the train. Honestly, it's a fun ride. But
• 1:54:17
  Testecleese: yeah, yeah, it's nice, but it's too special, though, like God damn
• 1:54:20
  Testecleese: cost as much as a flight, and it cost. It took 13 h.
• 1:54:24
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:54:25
  Testecleese: I was like I would. It would have been like an hour and a half on a plane, you know.
• 1:54:29
  El Guapo: At least nowadays. They got Wi-fi, too, you know, but still.
• 1:54:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, okay, I'm I'm fucking, watching shows and playing video games. When I'm mourning my mother's death alone on a train.
• 1:54:41
  El Guapo: No, no, but I said, like technology, now, you know, and I don't know.
• 1:54:50
  Testecleese: All right, Maxine. Juan is Congresswoman right?
• 1:54:54
  Testecleese: Yes, from California.
• 1:54:59
  Testecleese: She is being fined $68,000 by the Fec investigation for illegal donations to her campaign
• 1:55:12
  Testecleese: $68,000.
• 1:55:15
  Brian McFadden: Nothing. Drop in a bucket.
• 1:55:17
  Testecleese: Yeah. She accepted more in donations than this. This. All I could think of was, what was her name
• 1:55:23
  Testecleese: from Full House. Becky.
• 1:55:25
  El Guapo: Yeah, she got arrested because of the.
• 1:55:28
  Testecleese: When she bribed everyone to get her kids and her kid into college, and then all she got was a fine, and it was less than the amount of money she had bribed them to get her kid into college.
• 1:55:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:55:40
  Testecleese: Oh, it pissed me off. It pissed me off so much, and this does, too. She's taking in illegal donations and getting fined. Nothing like
• 1:55:49
  Testecleese: fuck.
• 1:55:50
  Testecleese: None of us are exceptionally wealthy.
• 1:55:52
  Brian McFadden: No, not at all.
• 1:55:54
  Testecleese: In 5 years we could pay off a $60,000 fine if we absolutely had. If we actually got hit with a fine right.
• 1:56:00
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:56:00
  Testecleese: It would hurt, but we could do it.
• 1:56:04
  Testecleese: and that's just that means you have a ton of money. No, it means that I could fucking tighten my belt a little bit, and Maxine Waters.
• 1:56:13
  Testecleese: She's also the one who said, If you see trump, support the trump crowd at a gas station at the Cantonese station and supermarket hitting the faces. Hell! They're not welcome here.
• 1:56:25
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:56:27
  Brian McFadden: Very good imitation of her.
• 1:56:29
  Testecleese: I thought that was pretty good. Actually, I thought that was a good nexie waters, just like Nancy Pelosi.
• 1:56:37
  Brian McFadden: Kind of sounded like South Park, but I love it.
• 1:56:45
  Testecleese: Alright
• 1:56:46
  Testecleese: anything here and leftovers you want to talk about Mark Cuban saying that the tariffs might actually lower prices.
• 1:56:53
  El Guapo: Burn.
• 1:56:54
  Testecleese: Getting upset at wealthy people again, even though he's wealthy.
• 1:56:57
  Brian McFadden: Oh, my!
• 1:56:58
  Brian McFadden: How about the 2,200 year old condo.
• 1:57:01
  Testecleese: Yeah. A 200 year old condom.
• 1:57:04
  Brian McFadden: It was a 20. It was 21 year old. Statues. Well.
• 1:57:09
  Testecleese: Okay, they said. This 200 year old condom is in mint condition in Amsterdam Museum.
• 1:57:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:57:15
  Testecleese: What what is mint? Condition?
• 1:57:18
  Brian McFadden: Oh no!
• 1:57:20
  Testecleese: I know what it means when, like coins are minted or or cards are pressed.
• 1:57:26
  Testecleese: Is this thing used.
• 1:57:29
  Brian McFadden: Oh, no.
• 1:57:33
  Brian McFadden: it's like it would last longer if it wasn't used.
• 1:57:37
  Testecleese: I pointed out to the wife. I showed it to the wife, and she's like
• 1:57:40
  Testecleese: they had condoms 200 years ago.
• 1:57:42
  Brian McFadden: That's pretty much my theory. That's why I put it in there. It's like it's fucking craziness.
• 1:57:48
  Testecleese: It was, typically speaking sheep intestine right. This
• 1:57:52
  Testecleese: natural condoms, which are sheep, intestines.
• 1:57:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they do.
• 1:57:56
  Testecleese: But I mean, hold on. Now, think about intestines. Is your
• 1:58:00
  Testecleese: poop shoot going all the way up to your mouth right.
• 1:58:03
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:58:05
  Testecleese: So are you butt fucking a sheep using a sheep's a natural condom.
• 1:58:11
  Brian McFadden: I guess you could.
• 1:58:13
  Testecleese: Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God seems kind of gross to me.
• 1:58:20
  Testecleese: Oh, Epstein, suicide! I brought that up last week, actually, I think, or maybe even the week before that, when Bongino and Patel came out and said, Oh, no! He definitely committed suicide. He went in by himself, came out by himself. How did he come out by himself? If he was dead.
• 1:58:36
  Brian McFadden: You want to talk about the Tesla.
• 1:58:39
  Testecleese: Sure.
• 1:58:41
  Testecleese: Did. Did you happen to read this article.
• 1:58:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:58:44
  Testecleese: Okay. Well, woman caught this
• 1:58:48
  Testecleese: kid, and she's like, well, you see, a typical kid with a big, fat black jeans with their hair tied black and eyes painted black. I was like, so, okay, so a 1995, Goth.
• 1:59:03
  Testecleese: yeah. So these kids have no culture of their own. That's why there's no.
• 1:59:09
  Testecleese: that's why everything's still marketed to millennials. Man like you go to hot topic today. It's still nightmare before Christmas, isn't it?
• 1:59:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it sure is.
• 1:59:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's the same shit that kids my age.
• 1:59:20
  Testecleese: my kids. But people my age were into when they were kids.
• 1:59:24
  Testecleese: But she caught him putting a swastika sticker on her car
• 1:59:27
  Testecleese: when she was in a therapy session or something.
• 1:59:30
  Testecleese: And she went and confronted this kid. And the Kid was like, I'm so sorry I started crying. He's like, why'd you vandalize my car
• 1:59:39
  Testecleese: woman made the kid peel the sticker off, which apparently didn't just come right off. Go figure
• 1:59:45
  Testecleese: while people are looking at this woman like you're an asshole. It's like, no, you vandalized my fucking car, and then they turned out to be friends in the end, because it goes into the whole. I didn't realize Elon was going to be a crazy asshole when I bought this Tesla 6 years ago.
• 1:59:59
  Testecleese: And this is the same thing we said was all these people that said, You have to buy a Tesla to save the environment
• 2:00:05
  Testecleese: are now getting their cars lit on fire and vandalized. Why would you make friends with these assholes that are vandalizing your car.
• 2:00:13
  Testecleese: And this kid has no idea what this kid was doing. This kid just thought it was funny.
• 2:00:17
  Testecleese: And this is a real problem I'm having with these idiots that do this shit. They get caught and they start trying.
• 2:00:23
  Testecleese: said, No, no, no, no, you were certain you were right. Stand by your shit.
• 2:00:29
  Testecleese: You don't get to apologize after you damage my property. You know
• 2:00:35
  Testecleese: you have anything to say about this Tesla thing.
• 2:00:41
  El Guapo: I think they need to come out. Elon Musk need to come up with a better fuel efficient engine
• 2:00:48
  El Guapo: and sell it with the Tesla, side by side.
• 2:00:53
  Testecleese: Well, I remember I sent you the article about the 6 cylinder not 6 cylinder, 6.
• 2:00:59
  El Guapo: But that was another company. This.
• 2:01:01
  Testecleese: It was Porsche. It was Porsche.
• 2:01:03
  El Guapo: A 6 stroke engine.
• 2:01:05
  Testecleese: I know you looked at it like holy shit. This is brilliant right.
• 2:01:09
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, but.
• 2:01:11
  Testecleese: No, yeah, exactly. Find a way to use less fuel.
• 2:01:14
  El Guapo: Yeah. So we don't, you know.
• 2:01:18
  Testecleese: Shit? Why.
• 2:01:19
  El Guapo: Oh, oh! And alternative! Because he he came. When he was doing this rocket thing, he came up with alternative fuel system, no alternative but a different type of fuel systems instead of the ordinary one.
• 2:01:34
  Testecleese: I mean, why don't we?
• 2:01:35
  Testecleese: Why don't we use hydrogen or.
• 2:01:37
  El Guapo: There was a lot of the thing is
• 2:01:41
  El Guapo: they go to process like it's a little bit more difficult. The propane and everything else hydrogen.
• 2:01:49
  Testecleese: Dude. I can make hydrogen in my house.
• 2:01:51
  El Guapo: Yeah. Well, it was something. I forgot what it was. It wasn't.
• 2:01:54
  Testecleese: What is this insanely explosive.
• 2:01:57
  El Guapo: It's just a matter of fuel to fuel, too, you know. Gas.
• 2:02:01
  Testecleese: Well, I'm just saying hydrogen is more likely to blow up in a car accident than gasoline is.
• 2:02:06
  El Guapo: Well, hydrogen when you mix in the air is just H. 2 O.
• 2:02:10
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, that's exactly what I was talking about is it's easy to make. I can use electrolysis run through water.
• 2:02:15
  El Guapo: I forgot what it was. It was like something like, Okay, that makes sense. But I don't know if you come out with a better fuel alternative fuel system than that. Oh, man, he would be fucking gold.
• 2:02:28
  Testecleese: Well, that's what I'm talking about, though. Right? You put literal pure water in a tank, right?
• 2:02:34
  Testecleese: And you you are. Use your battery system
• 2:02:39
  Testecleese: to separate the hydrogen and the oxygen in the water, the H. 2 O.
• 2:02:43
  Testecleese: And then you mix them back together in the same ratio in your combustion chamber right.
• 2:02:49
  Testecleese: Once you ignite it, your exhaust product is water. You can pump back into your tank and use again.
• 2:02:57
  Testecleese: Now, granted, it's not gonna last forever, because you know,
• 2:03:01
  Testecleese: rule of conservation of energy. It costs more energy to do it than you get out of it, but every now and then you plug it into your wall once a month, once a week.
• 2:03:10
  Testecleese: just to recharge a couple little batteries like the ones you have in your car already
• 2:03:16
  Testecleese: we could be using literal water in in theory, in theory.
• 2:03:22
  Testecleese: You might. Now you're going to deal with issues with water in your engine getting pumped out right? You have to find a way to handle that. But the
• 2:03:29
  Testecleese: the problem is, we have such an abundance of petrol products that we're not doing it
• 2:03:36
  Testecleese: well, I mean, we went from the steam engine to the internal combustion. Let's take the next step, and you know what
• 2:03:43
  Testecleese: I'm cool. Solar, honestly, but the issue is, what if it's rainy for a week? You know
• 2:03:51
  Testecleese: I don't know. You got a better idea for a fuel system.
• 2:03:55
  El Guapo: A hydrogen would be good, but just I forgot what was the issue that it couldn't solve. You like you might make this shit happen, dude, and make that fucking gas power instead of fucking.
• 2:04:07
  El Guapo: I don't know if we could solve that issue he'd be golden dude.
• 2:04:11
  Testecleese: Well, it's it's funny you say that because you know your car, I'm assuming your car runs on gasoline, not Diesel.
• 2:04:17
  El Guapo: Yeah, they're both of them. Yeah.
• 2:04:19
  Testecleese: You know, you can actually just break it up to use propane, and it'll run in the same engine. No problem. And it's cleaner than gasoline.
• 2:04:29
  El Guapo: Yeah, but.
• 2:04:30
  Testecleese: It's really easy, too.
• 2:04:32
  Testecleese: What? Now you can join propane tanks.
• 2:04:34
  Brian McFadden: How long does a propane tank get you in a jeep.
• 2:04:39
  Testecleese: Marsha.
• 2:04:39
  El Guapo: It was a horrible fucking fuel consumption, dude.
• 2:04:43
  Testecleese: Propane's more combustible than gasoline. But propane ain't cheap.
• 2:04:49
  Testecleese: You know what I mean like, what do you pay for a 5 gallon refill of propane
• 2:04:54
  Testecleese: versus gasoline, right.
• 2:04:57
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:04:58
  Testecleese: So it, you know, pros and cons of that, and you have to drive around with a propane tank strapped to the strap to your vehicle just like you do with a forklift, you know, and get into a car accident with a propane tank and see how that ends. You know.
• 2:05:13
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 2:05:14
  El Guapo: Alright!
• 2:05:14
  Testecleese: You think you think that's it?
• 2:05:16
  El Guapo: Yeah, I guess so.
• 2:05:19
  Brian McFadden: What about the Navy renaming the gay rights ships.
• 2:05:24
  Testecleese: Shit.
• 2:05:24
  El Guapo: Oh, harbor milk.
• 2:05:26
  Testecleese: Harvey, Milk.
• 2:05:27
  El Guapo: Happy Milk.
• 2:05:29
  Testecleese: Well, not just that. They want to rename ships that haven't come out yet like the Ruth Bader gin.
• 2:05:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:05:35
  Testecleese: The Harriet Tubman.
• 2:05:36
  Brian McFadden: Who wants to be on a ship named after Ruth Ginsburg. I don't care if 95% of the ship is civilian still.
• 2:05:46
  Testecleese: That at good point. The Harvey Milk is a merchant marine vessel. It's civilian.
• 2:05:50
  Brian McFadden: All these shits are all these ones they want to rename are merchant marines. They're.
• 2:05:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, I honestly.
• 2:05:59
  Brian McFadden: The class was gonna be named after civil rights people. So.
• 2:06:04
  Testecleese: What did Ruth B. Ginsburg do for civil rights?
• 2:06:07
  Brian McFadden: Absolutely not Jack shit.
• 2:06:09
  El Guapo: Yeah, and she wasn't the first, st and she wasn't the 1st Supreme Court justice. It was the other lady. I forgot the name of
• 2:06:17
  El Guapo: the rigor.
• 2:06:17
  Testecleese: I'm gonna assume people are going to talk about Roe V. Wade. But the issue was Ruth Bader. Ginsburg was the one who wrote the Dissent letter in the roe versus Wade.
• 2:06:27
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:06:28
  Testecleese: Decision.
• 2:06:29
  Testecleese: She's like, okay, this is a temporary Band-aid. We need to come up with an actual solution, because this just.
• 2:06:33
  Brian McFadden: Cheers.
• 2:06:34
  Testecleese: In the way it's yeah, it's never supposed to. And then she never did to the day she died in office, which gave Trump the opportunity to put a Kavanaugh in office.
• 2:06:43
  El Guapo: Yeah, thank you. Ruth.
• 2:06:45
  Brian McFadden: Kevin. Oh, Amen! Perfect!
• 2:06:48
  Brian McFadden: A lot of Trump's nominees ain't been perfect, but they're still Republicans.
• 2:06:54
  Testecleese: Oh, I don't know.
• 2:06:56
  Testecleese: Please say that! Oh! In terms of the Supreme Court, or.
• 2:06:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Supreme Court. What about it?
• 2:07:02
  Testecleese: I'm not.
• 2:07:03
  Brian McFadden: Cohen, Amy Cohen, Barron, Republican.
• 2:07:06
  Testecleese: There it is!
• 2:07:07
  El Guapo: Dude. All right. Let's let's just come out. She's a Dei hire. Okay, after all, this fucking.
• 2:07:14
  Testecleese: He had to have a woman.
• 2:07:16
  El Guapo: Yeah, he's the fucking name of himself, like I'm gonna put a woman in there. Thanks. You know. DI hire said he's the best. She's the best
• 2:07:24
  El Guapo: out of the pool that I got.
• 2:07:26
  El Guapo: No, they just want to put another woman, and they fucking backfire him.
• 2:07:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm gonna make up some ridiculous
• 2:07:34
  Testecleese: category I'm in. So when I go to get a job they cannot not hire me, no matter what the job is, because they don't have any people of that group.
• 2:07:43
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 2:07:44
  Testecleese: You know I'm gonna be a fucking brain surgeon. Dude. Just pray to God you don't have surgery from me right.
• 2:07:51
  Testecleese: Alright, I think that's it, Brian. What do you think.
• 2:07:53
  Brian McFadden: All right. I think that's it.
• 2:07:55
  El Guapo: Read the bidet.
• 2:07:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, let's let's flush this Turd and sit on the bidet.
• 2:08:01
  Brian McFadden: Alright!
• 2:08:02
  Brian McFadden: Everybody loves a bidet.
• 2:08:04
  El Guapo: I don't forget the toilet paper.