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Woman Soldiers | Son of a Boy Dad #176 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: Hey, what's going on there? Pal?
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  Speaker 5: We saw you the hockey game Mark.
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  Speaker 1: I know you, guys.
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  Speaker 5: I'm Ryan Whitney. I got a drink named after me,
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  Speaker 3: Guys, I got something trouble troubling to uh to let
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  Speaker 3: get off my chest, let's hear it. Yesterday I took
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  Speaker 3: our beautiful English setter beauty.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, just a magnificent show dog.
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  Speaker 1: Quality is amazing, amazing, like a Steed.
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  Speaker 5: Thirty dollars that's not right, yep, alone for her.
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  Speaker 1: Put a lean on his house just so we could
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  Speaker 1: have his dog.
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  Speaker 3: She was. When Sas was in the car with us,
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  Speaker 3: she would lean forward and put her head on his
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  Speaker 3: shoulder and he'd be like.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, that's not what I actually said. I don't mind,
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  Speaker 5: and Frances kept on going he hates dogs, or saying
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  Speaker 5: it to the dog.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not one that you want to try this way.
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  Speaker 5: And it's not.
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  Speaker 1: It's not your fault. Don't internalize.
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  Speaker 5: She would sit on my lap in the car, which
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  Speaker 5: was she's a pretty big dog.
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  Speaker 3: She loves him.
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  Speaker 5: He's a big dog.
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  Speaker 3: Forty four pounds. She's sitting plaip wig.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, four pounds, but a lot of it's long hair,
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  Speaker 1: so she's bigger presenting. If you shaved her down, she'd
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  Speaker 1: look like a greyhound.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's just one of those people that doesn't like
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  Speaker 3: being kind loving animals.
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  Speaker 5: I love dogs.
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  Speaker 1: You say that, I like my proper Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, anyway, you have your beautiful Yeah. The dog
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  Speaker 3: that sas shunned. He we were taking her to. I
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  Speaker 3: took her to get groomed yesterday.
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  Speaker 5: She needed that that place. And you to think she
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  Speaker 5: would have been done getting groomed after she got off
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  Speaker 5: of me because I was covered in hair.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I took her. I took her and it's there's
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  Speaker 3: a guy works at the store. She hates it. She
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  Speaker 3: hates when I bring her in there. She pulls against
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  Speaker 3: the least. She knows what it's up. She doesn't like it.
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  Speaker 5: Is this the one that you thought was fucking the dog?
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  Speaker 3: That's right? Yeah, there goes the whole story.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you told us this already on the podcast. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: but now I'm more sure of it. Okay, yeah, no,
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  Speaker 5: so this is like a Now I'm worried about it. Okay,
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  Speaker 5: so what happened? Now, I'm now I'm hooked. Now, I'm
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  Speaker 5: hooked in.
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  Speaker 3: He runs the store by himself, and it's a pet
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  Speaker 3: store and in the back they have this grooming area
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  Speaker 3: that is locked.
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  Speaker 1: Away, and there's like the basement in pulp fiction.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like when you go to a gun range
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  Speaker 5: and you gotta you gotta close one door before you
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  Speaker 5: open the other.
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  Speaker 3: No, but it's it's like a red room. Oh god,
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  Speaker 3: it's like a room from you know, fifty shades of gray.
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  Speaker 3: There's a big metal table and then there they have
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  Speaker 3: sort of a four way chains. I don't think it's chained,
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  Speaker 3: but Waite cure the dog because they don't like it,
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  Speaker 3: and you have to prevent them from because he's clipping them.
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  Speaker 3: And so then she comes out of there and she's
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  Speaker 3: you know, I pick her up and she's all cleaned
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  Speaker 3: and trimmed, and she's a little woozy.
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  Speaker 5: So I think he's expressing her anal glands.
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  Speaker 3: He does do that.
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  Speaker 1: Whether she needs it or not. Right, she does need it,
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  Speaker 1: but he's just probing around. How does he even know
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  Speaker 1: she needs it? Even finding that out as treacherous.
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  Speaker 3: I know, but I think he's slipping her a drug
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  Speaker 3: to make her acquiescent.
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  Speaker 1: Really, you should definitely ask, well, he's not gonna come
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  Speaker 1: clean about having a nasty, dirty relationship with a dog,
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  Speaker 1: will never bring him back?
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  Speaker 3: Now? Am I a bad owner for continuing to bring
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  Speaker 3: her back even with this suspicion? Because if I'm honest,
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  Speaker 3: he does do the best grooming job.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the two questions. How well you have to
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  Speaker 5: if you're going to fuck the dogs, you got to
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  Speaker 5: do the best grooming job anyone's ever done.
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  Speaker 3: There's a part of me that thinks what a master
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  Speaker 3: that he's able to get his nut and then finish
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  Speaker 3: the grooming.
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  Speaker 5: No, he's definitely nutting after the grooming.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's a good point because.
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  Speaker 5: He's like, look at what I've done, Look what I've created.
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  Speaker 5: But then what fucks the dog? He's like, this is
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  Speaker 5: so good, I got a fuck it?
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  Speaker 3: Jesus Christ?
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  Speaker 1: Is he washing it? Does he wash it down? Afterwards?
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  Speaker 1: A dog washed?
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  Speaker 5: I mean, you're the one that I thought I was
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  Speaker 5: doing a bit, the one that's bringing it up, and.
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  Speaker 3: You brought it home. I brought it up, but you
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  Speaker 3: brought it home, brother.
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  Speaker 1: You tucked it in bed. Fucking read it a bedtime.
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  Speaker 1: That's not crazy. So this guy is sucking your dog.
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  Speaker 3: That's the concern.
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  Speaker 1: I think that if you're what's her No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: definitely not that because once, first you said he's doing
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  Speaker 1: If he's doing a good job, it's worth it. Second
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  Speaker 1: of all, what's her disposition afterwards? When she gets home?
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  Speaker 1: She tuckered out.
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  Speaker 3: She's a little tuckered, but she seems to know that
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  Speaker 3: she looks good. So she's she's a resilient she's resilient.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he makes her feel pretty.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess that's it.
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  Speaker 1: I think that there's an al.
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  Speaker 3: He's given her a lot of treats to keep her quiet,
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  Speaker 3: like having a lot of hush money you have to sign.
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  Speaker 3: Uh no, we didn't have to sign anything, and you're
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  Speaker 3: pay in cash. It's all pretty seedy. I'm not gonna lie.
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  Speaker 3: And not only that, but when he goes back to
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  Speaker 3: groom the dogs, there's no one left to run the store.
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  Speaker 3: He's the only employee there. They're selling dog food and toys.
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  Speaker 1: Or we should set up a sting. There's a couple
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  Speaker 1: of ways we could do it. We could go human
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  Speaker 1: in a dog outfit.
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  Speaker 5: That dude, that's what I was thinking as well. I
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  Speaker 5: was actually thinking that, and then in my head, I was, so,
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  Speaker 5: that's really a pretty funny sketch idea to have someone
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  Speaker 5: go in like a full on mascot, but dude, a
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  Speaker 5: guy like him, like he might be. He might see
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  Speaker 5: that and be like, this is gonna be my greatest
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  Speaker 5: n ever if you see as a human and a
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  Speaker 5: dog like that might be what he's been saying.
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  Speaker 1: Sees the Gonzaga bulldog walking.
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  Speaker 3: I remember watching a sting about this creepy dentist once
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  Speaker 3: where a woman he was they people thought he was
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  Speaker 3: violating patients while they were under the numbing or whatever,
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  Speaker 3: and a woman volunteered herself as a you know, undercover,
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  Speaker 3: and he groped her and I was like, I'm surprised
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  Speaker 3: they had to go that far. Yeah with it, do
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  Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, it feels like the.
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  Speaker 1: South Park where the undercover officer goes in and like
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  Speaker 1: gets fucked in his ass by the prostitute. He's trying
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  Speaker 1: to figure out if their prostitutes.
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  Speaker 5: It's like, you didn't have.
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  Speaker 1: To go all the way there, and whoever's signing up
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  Speaker 1: for it, like, is she gonna now claim trauma?
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  Speaker 5: Probably, it's like, well you especially if it was on
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I'm not want to.
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  Speaker 1: Say people ask for it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I think now, luckily what they can
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  Speaker 3: do now because this was this was years and years ago.
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  Speaker 3: But now what you could theoretically do is instead of
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  Speaker 3: setting up hidden cameras and then doing the reviewing the
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  Speaker 3: footage after, you could set up a live feed so
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  Speaker 3: the second he starts getting bad, you could jump in there.
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  Speaker 1: With the crew Chris Hansen walks out or something like that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we need Chris Hanson every Michael Vick. We need Michael
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  Speaker 1: Vick everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: Imagine Barstool did that, but the Internet failed, like our
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  Speaker 3: live stream cutout.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, we're like, we don't actually know. Yeah, twenty minutes later,
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  Speaker 8: we gotta do it again. I has been raped Pete
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  Speaker 8: over Myer's Like, look, I run sixteen different shows here.
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  Speaker 8: I can't keep trying.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the tech guys are just like sighing hard. What
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  Speaker 1: are we supposed to do about this Internet? Well, it's
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  Speaker 1: got to go on and rumble first.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's like a six hundred million dollar media company
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  Speaker 3: and I can't get one guy getting raped on a camera.
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  Speaker 3: One of my best guys team pornoy Tommy smokes.
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  Speaker 1: All the evidence we have is jiz on the jumpsuit.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, that's not right. But it's good because it's Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: it is, and he's the one where you could really
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  Speaker 1: joke about it.
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely, you could really.
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  Speaker 1: Lean into it. But the other way, like you just
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  Speaker 1: send someone in. You just have the dog getting uh
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  Speaker 1: whatever anal glands express in the back, and then you
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  Speaker 1: send someone else in the front of the store and
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  Speaker 1: see what he does. Does he rush out with a
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  Speaker 1: fucking apron on and a boner behind it? Or like
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  Speaker 1: is it like can you or is the store completely locked?
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  Speaker 1: Is it completely shut down?
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  Speaker 5: You call?
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  Speaker 1: I think that there's ways that we could get to
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  Speaker 1: the bottom of this ourselves.
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  Speaker 3: There's no way to uptuck a boner in an apron.
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  Speaker 5: It's also because you can't ask anyone, like even if
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  Speaker 5: you know someone that brings their dog there, you can't ask, right,
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  Speaker 5: it's a wild thing that you don't think he's fucking
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  Speaker 5: our dogs. Yeah, that's a good way to end that
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  Speaker 5: relationship forever.
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  Speaker 3: And then they're dog.
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  Speaker 5: It's funny that you say that francis.
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  Speaker 3: No, or they're like, well, why isn't he fucking my dog.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, he feels guilty like another like Altar
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  Speaker 1: boy who didn't get touched.
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  Speaker 5: He's like, why not me?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know he doesn't really like rescues like purebreads.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's short hair, the bottom of your fine, you
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  Speaker 1: don't have to worry about that. Yeah ugly Yah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean I would say my dog in but it's
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  Speaker 1: a short it has short hair, it doesn't really shed,
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  Speaker 1: doesn't really need grooming. It only could use the sex. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's fixed, so it will really never know sexual desire
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  Speaker 1: in that way. So like maybe we could just see
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  Speaker 1: if there's like part like a line item on the
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  Speaker 1: menu for just the sex.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, like a secret menu type thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, ordering off the menu like the Double Brother.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe just go in and ask I may do
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  Speaker 5: just be like, can you fuck my dog? And then
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  Speaker 5: see based on his because he's probably gonna be like
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  Speaker 5: what dude, No, no, do that. I don't do that.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that. Why did they say something?
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  Speaker 5: Did someone say something?
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  Speaker 1: Did someone say we were who recommended you?
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  Speaker 5: Because referral strike policy? Right now we're on three.
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  Speaker 1: Having a referral or like a code word or something.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so here's something I was thinking about after
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  Speaker 3: the last episode. Uh we so, Sassin, I hang out
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  Speaker 3: and go fishing on the weekends. Our dogs are best
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  Speaker 3: friends and we hang out together in our place that
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  Speaker 3: we live. I'm concerned about you two keeping pace. We
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  Speaker 3: have nothing where. How have I become the common length?
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  Speaker 3: You're the lynchpin. Yeah, well, I don't know that the
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  Speaker 3: river should run through me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna start taking up Jewel pods, just tooling
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  Speaker 1: around with Joel pods.
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  Speaker 3: Don't you think you two should hang out to sort
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  Speaker 3: of What are we to do?
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  Speaker 1: Francis?
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  Speaker 5: What can he I do with him?
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't like anything except for like gummy worms and
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  Speaker 1: fucking video games.
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  Speaker 5: Ron and I hang out all the time and we
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  Speaker 5: text constantly. Yeah, yeah, just a simple how you doing? Man?
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  Speaker 1: You okay?
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  Speaker 5: Checking it down today? Check is trying to get to
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  Speaker 5: the bottom of it.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 5: I'm always here for you, that kind of thing.
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  Speaker 1: When day on days when SaaS feels low or seems low,
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  Speaker 1: I purposefully avoid him. I could text him and reach
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  Speaker 1: out and be like, are you all right?
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  Speaker 5: And I'm like no.
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  Speaker 1: He wouldn't want that. No, it would be bad at all. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he wouldn't want that. But we're at we're at an impass.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck to do. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: like about to start showing up at his fucking like
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  Speaker 1: his shows or something like that.
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  Speaker 5: Well you have done that in the past.
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  Speaker 3: You should take up stand up. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: We could talk rooms.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's almost like I know all the.
• 15:07
  Speaker 5: Rooms if you can talk ceiling heights.
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  Speaker 1: I've heard enough about like pillar placement and fucking like
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  Speaker 1: the appetizers that they have that I feel like I'm connected,
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  Speaker 1: But it's living vicariously. It's like you're in an NFL
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  Speaker 1: announcer break down the game. Like I don't play football.
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  Speaker 1: I've heard Tony Romo talk enough about the fucking Natros
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  Speaker 1: at Magoobi's that I feel like now I'm plugged it. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what should I do.
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  Speaker 5: Francis, I think that's all there is left. Or video games, Well,
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  Speaker 5: he'll be I think video games is the big thing
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  Speaker 5: right now.
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  Speaker 1: Football was a thing kind of We did talk all
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  Speaker 1: a lot, but then like the good thing about uh,
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  Speaker 1: this little boy is that he gets a new hobby
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  Speaker 1: every like four months or something like that.
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  Speaker 5: Not really, it was pool for a while, Pool was big,
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  Speaker 5: but that was also a side effect of alcoholism and
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: an excuse to be at a bar and get drunk.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: You weren't even going to bars bars. You were going
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: to like full on pool halls.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you should go all the time.
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: It was actually the fact that Francis was eating your
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: lunch and no matter how hard you tried to fucking
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: beat him, you couldn't. So you're like, let me do
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: something that Francis doesn't do.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: I started hiring tiny knots.
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: I stopped drinking, and I have not had the urge
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: to play pool once. They were playpool this weekend next
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: to me, and I was like, I'm not fucking doing that.
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: That shit sucks. Who did that's the old brand and
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: play pool this weekend? No we didn't, Yes, you did,
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: You're right we did. I played Madden instead, that's right.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: And he didn't want to play. He doesn't want to
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: play with me anymore, and it's my fault. It is
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: I should it down a little bit more.
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: So we got to the end and it was like
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: I had like a handicap. I was like, dude, this sucks.
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: We don't have to do that. If you want to
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: just keep losing, straight up, we can do it that way.
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: It just wasn't It wasn't ideal. It reminded me of
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: when I play war Zone and you're and you have
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: a bad night and you lose every game and you're like,
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: this isn't fun at all.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: That's what it's like for me playing like everything competitively
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: that I do. Yeah, because I never want I will
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: never want to take the time to get good at something,
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: and I'm never good at things right away, so I'm
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: just in no man's laying well.
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: The problem was I was I got good at like
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: I got good enough at pool that like I would
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: go to bars and I would beat everybody, and that
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: I would play Francis and then he would smoke me.
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: And then that's kind of when like it's kind of
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: like a come down to earth moment.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: I don't feel good about that. I bums me out.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: I enjoyed playing pool with you.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: You're like playing against a five year old on a
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Fisher Price basketball hoop, like you need to let him
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: win a couple.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: Of times I should have done. But you know, the
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: problem for me is that I actually enjoyed competing with
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: people who are better than me and because I get
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: I find that I get better when I play against people.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: Like if I played tennis with players that played you know,
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: D one tennis, they'd kill me, but I enjoy hitting
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: with them because they make me better.
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: What's your next hobby going to be darts? No, darts?
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: Actually I do enjoy, but that's not a hobby.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Let's pick up darts. Let's get into that because I'm
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: not great at that, so we would probably be more
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: level on that.
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: Darts is like something that you do once a year. Maybe.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: No, I think we could get into a league. We
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: could do it.
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: You could dark dark boards at your apartment, you could practice.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: At your home.
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: I do have that long assholeway. Definitely throw darts in there. Yeah,
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: you could all the way. Yeah, but I need something.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: It's not something that you guys can do together.
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: I need something that I can do with.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's right, we need that for you.
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: On the war zone, dude, you wouldn't play with me.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: I'll play with you, but you wouldn't play with that bev.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: It's so hard for you to shake these racism out,
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: so hard, and I'm offering you every fucking branch that
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: you could fucking climb out of this. Yeah, the things
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: you said about Anthony Wiener's wife, nasty things that you
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: said about who's wife, Anthony Wiener's ex.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: Wife, Huma Abadeen.
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: Oh, I didn't say those things. I heard you saying
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: them earlier. No, that was war Mode they said that.
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: I didn't say that.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you were reading a trend that
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: your plagar war Mode. You're stealing their most racist bits
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: and then doing them yourself.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: I was gonna wear preemptively blocked me on Twitter. Have
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: never interacted with him. I don't even know who he is.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: I've never seen him, and he just blocked me, which
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: felt like a badge of ar.
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that is one of the funniest things in that article.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: Was it said, uh it said Shane Gillis and uh
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: Billy McCusker and Spud all declined to comment, which is
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: just funny to the billion Spud declining a comment on
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: an article about them, like going Spud going through his publicist.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you think?
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: I was gonna wear my war mode my war mode
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: bucket hat today but I couldn't find it.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Or you fucking you turtled and cowardice in your one
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: chance to support your brothers as are getting canceled by
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: the woke Lynch mobs. You could have staid with them instead,
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: you're basically said tacit compliance with Seth Simon's sas. Simon's
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: over here, good God, not me. Yes, that's what everyone's
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: saying Simons.
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: Francis used to hang out with Seth all the time.
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: They used to actually playpool.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: Used.
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: We saw him at Society once and Francis went up
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: and was like, Seth, what's up you fuck? I would
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: never I haven't seen you in a minute.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: We canceled.
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: Also, a great job on that Shane thing. Dude, you
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: killed that.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: He wrote that for the Daily Beast. Yeah, that was
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: the one that did the worst thing about me. They
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: hate me.
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: Oh no, oh that's probably way as you bloked.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: No, he I think he has me boxing.
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: Probably I'm done murder time.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: Didn't Lewis choke him, did he?
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's crazy.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: At the stand. He came to the Stand one night
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: and Lewis held him up against the wall.
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: That's crazy. It was like you welcome here, Like comedy
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: is not that serious. Choke slamming.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: He's the guy that like cancels everyone, yeah, and boxes
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: everyone critic. Yeah, and has come after Lewis's friends. Yeah,
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: I guess it's true.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: If you don't take that seriously, there's not a seat
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: at the table for you.
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: I would have gutted him. I would have brought him
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: out back and sliced him open.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: What. I just feel like he's gonna take this clip
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: and write an.
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: Article about me. There's nothing to write about me.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: About you taking a bowie knife across his vital organs
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: spill out like.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Gillis keeps supporting a guy who says he would slice
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: me up.
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: I don't think he's gonna he doesn't write about Ship
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: like that. Dude, he's the amount of death threats that
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: he's probably gotten.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know who uh, who is he?
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Should probably say something, Yeah, I know, I think we
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: should cut all of this.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, definitely that's pushy. Ship is like we're betraying
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: comedy critic. We're going to be like, no, we don't
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: want the critics to be angry with us.
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: I think it's just you don't want to give him
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: any more attention. Nah. Yeah, that seems to be the
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: general idea.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Nah, this is fun to talk.
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: Welcome to Son of a Boy Dad podcast, Is.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: This is fun?
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: Talk about write about you?
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Francis on The Daily Beat.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: No, No, he didn't write that. Another guy did. When
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: I got fired. They wrote that guy wrote that I
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: had slut shamed, murdered girl and that I had made
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: a lot of which was ridiculous, because you know, I've
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: never slut shamed anyone in my life.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: I love sluts, Yes, you exalt.
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: But I especially the dead ones.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Then they truly deserve to be for the offences.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: And I love it.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: I personally love it. It's fun to sit next to such
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: big cuts.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: To be in frame with someone who.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: I, Oh, have at it boy, Yeah, feast very nice.
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: I think I've said anything crazy.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Like the bites you're taking? Yeah, very good. No, but
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: then what was the other thing? He wrote that? And
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: then he went back through blogs I had written, and
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: he said that I had made a bunch of homophobic
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: like it was? It was that I was homophobic because
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: he pulled up articles about me wanting to fuck Frankie. Yeah, which,
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: how is that homophobic? And it's gay? Yeah, it's just gay,
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: it's gay aspirational? Did he think I was kidding? Clearly
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: he misread the blog homophobic.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Yes, exactly the detail that you went into, like you
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: obviously had to go there mentally and fantasize about it.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: I said exactly how I would address him, and that
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: it was his feminine qualities that made me attracted to Frankie, which,
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: if anything is straight true.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: I get like a joy out of watching like comedians
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: and the people that they have like problems in beef with,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: like Sess Simons or what's the dude something Gellman some
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Bret Gelman yet or Jake Flores or whatever, like all
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: these people that comedians like wind up beefing with. Just
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: is that's like a different level of entertainment, and I
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: imagine that's what it's like for a comedian to watch
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: when barstools like beefing with somebody or like when there's
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: internal beef at barstool. It's just this entertaining. It's not
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: necessarily comedy itself, but it's like salacious.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a little reality TV. Yes, which, by the way,
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: The New York Times wrote a fifteen page piece on Sandoval,
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: guy from vander Pump Rules.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Yes, who SaaS, maybe we could get into that together.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Would you watch start watching vander.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: Pop rules, I would watch vander Pump would you did
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: you read what did he do? Did something bad?
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: Well? Last year he was the talk of the entire
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: reality TV world because it turned out that he cheated
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: on his girlfriend of nine years with another cast member,
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: another girl, and.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: The story broke and it was her best friend too.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: Somehow it became it almost transcended reality TV. It was
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: it launched the show into a different echelon. It became
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: their highest rated.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Show ever, and now the other shows aspire for that
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: level of he.
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: Of oh shit, Actually, I remember when this happened. They
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: had like a sit down with all of them, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: I remember when that happened, and.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: I didn't follow it in real time, But then I
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: read this expos because it was it was fascinating. And
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: this dude has no ability to differentiate between his life
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: and the show anymore.
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: It's amazing.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: He's been doing it for twelve years now and quite
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: literally cannot turn it off. Where he has a friend
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: who's on the show.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Best friend own restaurants together Schwartz and Sandy and Tom
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Tom and he once I went to Tom Tom, once
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I got I got very sick from a drink called
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: the Daddy Diablo that has a buzz button in it
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: made me throw up.
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: What is a buzz button.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: It's like it's like the inside of like a cactus
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: or some shit like that. And I was throwing up
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: all over the Like there was like a sliding door
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: to the bathroom of the hotel room I was in,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: and I threw up so much that it got in
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: between the cracks of the sliding door. Like I was
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: like scrubbing the floor at like four in the morning
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: as I was throwing up on it. Dollars, I left
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: so much money for them, like an apology note for
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: the for the ladies, like this is too.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Much, Jesus, did you drink too much.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Or was just it was just the buzz button in
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: the Daddy Diablo made me sick.
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: The buzz buttons will do that.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: The buzz button really gets you on the Daddy Diablo
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: at Tom Tom and Beverly Hills.
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: But go ahead, Francis Well, so he had a friend
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: on the show.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't feel like I should.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: I'm just had in color, I know, but you you
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: are really just want to add color, you know, you
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: know it so well?
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Uh he said that in this thing that when he
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: wants to text his friend Schwartz, Yes, that guy's best friender,
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: he was to talk to him about life. He can't
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: stop himself from contacting the producers first to see if
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: they can get cameras over so that they can record
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: his conversation with him, even if it's something that like
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: is innocuous.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: Well, it's like an addiction.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: He just doesn't think that anything he does anymore should
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: not be on camera, and he can't even tell if
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: something is worthy of being on camera or it's.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Making him so famous for the worst reasons possible, and
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: he still wants to get more famous. Instead of wanting
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: to be like, hey, I need to put a fucking
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: cork in this and slow down this like leak of
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: like toxicity that I'm putting into the world and just
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: not become more famous. He's like, it's more important that
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: I make the world more toxic, be more toxic, and
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: I just need to get more famous.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: He feels responsible for the gigantic success of this show,
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: and he is responsible for it, but for bad reasons.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the most like twisted and toxic human being
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: on television.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Awesome, he's a villain. Yeah, And they used to. They
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: would put in his home where they would shoot. Often
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: they would put papers over the lights to create TV
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: ready lighting, and when the season would end filming, he
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: would take it down. And now he just leaves them
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: up year around, so his home is a perpetual set.
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: Well, they owned the home together.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: He cheated on his wife, and now they're in a
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: what was that Vince Vaughn Jennifer Aniston movie?
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: Break up?
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: The breakup? They're in the breakup situation where they both
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: want the.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: House, but she sued him in court to force him
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: to sell the house. So I think that's over now.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: And now she's in fucking Chicago. She's in the show Chicago,
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: and it's it's breaking record numbers because the same way
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: he's become the biggest villain in the world, this woman
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: didn't do anything except for get cheated on, and now
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: women are fucking standing for her at a tailor swift.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: Sympathy is a commodity that knows no bounds.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: So, ladies out there, if I could give you any advice,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: get your ass cheated on. Yeah, get your ass cheated.
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: On, the world will love you.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah right?
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Sas are you here? You here for all this, Bro.
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: I don't know why. I literally don't know anything that
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: you guys are talking about.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: That's how I feel when you guys talk about like
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: sneak screamers and rappers.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Sneak oh and fucking uh Jack Doherty.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: The laundry people whatever, the laundry Day. Yeah.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Bro said that they would go along.
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Bro said that they would slide.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: I talked to Brug who said slide. Wow, dude, I
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: really he said, definitely sliding.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: It's worth it. It's worth reading. It's worth reading this
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: because it's so twisted.
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: I just you that sounds like pretty dark.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: Nick.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: You know, it's deeply mental ill. He went on this dude,
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Nick Vile's podcast. This dude who used to be on
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: the Bachelor was kind of a villain on the Bachelor.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: But this dude, this very toxic guy, Tom Sandoval, went
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: on there and he just like every aspect of his
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: like mental illness was on display. They're like, why were
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: you late?
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: He was like, well you were.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Late for my podcast. Oh it's like and it was
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: proven that the guy wasn't late, and he was just
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: like lying and he's like, well, what do you want
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: me to do? Like I'm so so like every part
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: of his uh, every interaction that he has is just
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: like another chapter of like a psychological handbook on like
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: somebody who's so fucked up?
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, did you really stop filming him?
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Those people? I know, those people get into this thing.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: Apparently now like he's in this perpetual cycle of fucking
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: up and then processing it in front of a camera.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: He believes that everything that happens to him he needs
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: to process it in front of a camera.
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: And I'm so tired of that word processing. I probably
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: I like to process nothing. Just keep chugging along, very everything.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: That's exactly right, whatever happened to just being miserable.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: And our brothers from World War Two?
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Like, if there's anything we could take from Band of
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Brothers is the interviews at the beginning where the guys
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: just suppressed everything, never shed a single tear about the
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: atrocities that they withstood and committed.
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: I think they cried a lot in those interviews. No,
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: they didn't.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: There was definitely there was like a tear and it
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: like dudes were like shit like vibrating. No, it came
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: out as a cloud of dust out of their eye socket.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Just old ass dudes.
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: I told you about my first experience with Band of Brothers. Right,
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: Have I told you about this?
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: No?
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: When I tried to watch it and then they showed
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: the interview in the beginning, and I was like, Oh,
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: it's a fucking documentary and I turned it off and
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: then and I rewatched and I was like, dude, that's
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: like fifteen seconds into the show. I gave the show
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: fifteen seconds. The first time I tried watching it, I
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: was like, dude, I'm not watching it.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: Fucking the interview is the best part. Yeah.
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: I was like, I'm not watching a ten part documentary. Yeah,
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: these guys are old. F what I want to hear
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: these old guys for? That was like the ultimate like
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: don't judge a book by its cover.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: I like Shifty when he's like he's like, they asked
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: me if I wanted to come over and see Bill Guania,
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: and I said I don't. I don't think I want
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: to do that, no, because I would have had hard
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: time with that.
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess the leg.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: Was blown off and he's you know, you don't want
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: to see that? Yeah, Like, well, I didn't think i'd
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: want to see that. I just broke my heart too much.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: That's the suppression that we're talking about, though, Like the
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: guy's like, well, I don't. I didn't think I wanted
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: to see him, not like I was so traumatized. Like
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: it's just like it's Italian, and I mean more Irish
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: than Italian, honestly.
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: I mean what that guy's saying though, is pretty much
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: it was like the most pain he's ever felt mentally,
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: and he's just like, I didn't think that was gonna
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: be good for me. That wouldn't be. It was like
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: the deepest, most severe trauma he's ever experienced.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the man who he'd been through the literal trenches
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: of warfare.
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: I'm decided at that point I would never see him again,
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: you know what I'd be what I was curious about.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: We knock people in this world. I've heard this refrain
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: frequently recently about how if you know somebody who does
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: not have any best friends that are longer than five
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: to ten years or whatever, like, that's a bad sign
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: about that person, uh, because it means they can't hold
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: friendships and they're just flitting from one person to the next.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Well, Jordan Woodroff said, if you're losing friends, that's a
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: good sign you're growing.
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she said that modern day philosophers.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so, I mean, I don't mean to completely take
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: steam out of what you're saying.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: But oh, by the way, you're gonna want to cut that.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: No, we're not cutting good, we're not cutting nothing.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: It's like the fucking retuguing Bravo.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: And but so what are you saying, So you think
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: it's a red flag, which.
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: Oh I don't.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: I don't. Well, I was gonna say those people would
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: fare very well in war. Oh yeah, because getting over
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: your friend dying in front of you and moving on
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: is probably something that follows from people that were like
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: friends it.
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: Dude, it's also gotta suck. It's also got to suck,
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: just from the aspect of like when you're out in war.
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: It's like when you're doing a group project and there's
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: one person in the group that you like and then
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: they don't show up one day because they're sick, and
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: then you're like, God, I gotta fucking sit with these
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: people all day. Imagine being in war and you got
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: like one buddy and then he just gets shot in
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: the head, and then you're like, now I gotta fucking
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: figure out a whole new group. Yeah, I have no
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: one else to hang around with.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: Not great.
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it's a lot like war is a
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: lot of socialized.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: It's a lot like group projects.
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: It is.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: It's a lot.
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: I mean, dude, you're just walking around ninety percent of
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: the day, just walking.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: And there's some soldiers who just like put their name
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: on it, like cowards who just like didn't do shit
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: like hung back.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a lot of socializing. What a funny way
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: it is. It's true. But I think it's true of
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: like the American military or like, you know, very developed nations.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: I think that they're like if you were to ask,
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: you know, the fucking Northern Iraqi forces that the Kurds, Yeah,
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: were like, did you guys happen to have any card games? Well?
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: So much fun from isis. They'd be like, no, we
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: didn't have fucking downtime to get to know each other.
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I probably did have some good songs that they sang.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: But I think that there's an element, Francis to what
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: you're saying that you know, if you're not great at
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: forming bonds, if you're not great at forming friendships, war
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: could be a little bit easier for you. And I
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: think that's that's adult women in a lot of senses. Yes,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: like women in their forties should be the soldiers that
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: were sending out on the front lines instead of twenty
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: year old dudes.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Dude, I've had this thought a lot, like we should
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: we should let women fight fight wars.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: As like as our main as our main guys.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: Though I think it would I don't know what that
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: would look like, and I'm.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Sure it would be incredible.
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: It would be sexy as hell interesting like Laura Craft.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: There'd be a bunch of Joe Lee's And would they
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: fight or would they just solve?
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: They probably solve it.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: They probably solve it, talk it out.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, they probably shade the enemy.
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they throw some.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: Deep I guess the band of Sisters would look like
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: an episode of vander Pump Rules. Listen, I heard what
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: you said about us, and I think I just want
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: to talk to you about it.
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: Can they be like, why do you think we're trying
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: to attack you? We literally were not doing that by
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: taking that up in your head?
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Did you see what they're wearing?
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: All right? I got one other thing I wanted to mention.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: There's bathroom right here, and there's two yurinals. There's one
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: that's low and one that's high. And I went in
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: there to pee before uh the episode, not when you
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: were there.
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: I was shitting, but no, a different a different title,
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: though nothing came out.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Was I next to you?
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: No?
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Did you hear like a.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: Raspberry?
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Or is to kind of?
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: I went in right before we recording. You were sitting right.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Here, so I'd already had already. Yes, So so you
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: were you were in the tall journal or the small journal?
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: I was in the tall well No, no, okay, A right,
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: So this was not the time when you were in there. Yes,
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: I was. I used I was using I went to
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: use the small journal, so it's it's much lower. And
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: then a guy who works at this company that I'd
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: never seen before, who is very short, and I had
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: not seen someone this short who worked here. And you
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: don't know bad if he listens to.
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: This podcast, but promise you he doesn't.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: He had to come in and use the other Jurnal,
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: which was much taller, and it was almost too tall
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: for him, such that he kind of had to stand
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: on his tippy toes to reach the ledge in order
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: to make the pee go in the Urnal, and I
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: noticed that he was standing on his tippy toes because
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: I was so far away from the urinal, because it
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: was so low that my pee was splashing out of
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: the urinal and hitting his feet.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, and that sexual assault.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: It was every aspect of this. R.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Kelly went to jail for that, like a.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: Hate crime from me, Like I had opted for the
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: lower one, which clearly should have been his.
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: Why did you go for the lower one?
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: I didn't think about it.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Handicaps. You don't think that there's gonna be a wheelchair
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: boy behind you.
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: It's knowing that a lower urinal is always a choice
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: that you're making.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: Probably I prefer it.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: I'm picturing him like coming up and flopping his.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: Don't you You prefer the one that's closer.
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a part of me that thinks that if
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: I use the one that's more level, the risk of
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: the pee splashing back onto my genitals is greater.
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's true.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: So I'd rather have it be farther away, and so
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: worst case it's getting on my boots.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Your stream must be incredible, is your prostate health must
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: be fucking godly.
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: I'd imagine your stream is like the width of a
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: can of coke.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: My streams is I got, I got stream like sneak
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: o Oh.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Now I'm picturing him flopping his dick up on the
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: bottom ledge like Kevin McAllister going into the store and
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: like putting money on the counter alone, just him like
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: fucking trying to get some loft onto his dick just
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: so he can rest it so it can pee straightforward.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: Did you see that shack had a shoe come out
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: where it holds a hidden can of pepsi in the heel.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: Now that's how big.
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: That's hilarious.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: It holds a hidden can of pepsi.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: The heel slides away and he could put a can
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: of pepsi in there and still walk on it as
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: a normal shoe.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: It's crazy. I'll show you a picture.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Is it like something that he's selling or that I
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: don't know em like old fish in a disco boot.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: Let me look it up.
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: That's actually kind of awesome, it's cool. Yeah, I feel
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: like a fucking sucker.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: I can't put it there.
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: I used to have those splip flops. I had the
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: bottle openers on the bottom, and I thought they were awesome.
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: I was like ten, I would like try, and I
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: would like try and find the rainbow bottles that were
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: like glass, but I could use them.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, those are fucking awesome.
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: I met some dudes from Manchester at a rap battle
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: that gave me a pair of underwear that had a
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: pouch over the penis where you could put drugs. And
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: they're called smuggling duds, which is such a good name
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: for underwear that you fu. Yeah, smuggle drugs with a
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: pair of smuggling smuggling duds.
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: You ever use them? Uh? I don't know if I
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: were smuggled in my smuggling duds.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: I wore the smuggling duds, but I don't know if
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: I actually I must have gone to a festival or
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: something like that and use the smuggling dust. Yeah, once
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: or twice now at the airport though, they're fucking like
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, I had my penis touched on my way
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: to Los Angeles two days ago, really the back of
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: a guy's hand. He's like, I need to touch your penis,
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: and they like tell you beforehand, They're like this is
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: what like this is where the inconsistency was because I
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: like buttons, a buttonfly and that must have triggered it off,
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: and I was sexually assaulted by a TSA worker at
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: the airport.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Jesus button fly, by the way, one of Harry's favorite
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: ties to fly.
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: Is to tie not familiar.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: No, No, you can't tie one.
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: I don't know what a button fly is.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: I guess your fingers aren't.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: No, that's when you're wanting to catch.
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: I was just trying to figure out if, like why
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: why the backhand doesn't count as groping but the front does?
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: And I feel like it's because there's more you got
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: more feel on the front. But I feel like if
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: you could, if you could turn your hand all the
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: way around, then it would still be groping.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: If you just mold your kilo of coke and to
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: a penis and ball set up, yeah, in your smuggling duds.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: I feel like that'd be a good way to get
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: away with it. Like how do they must know exactly?
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: I wonder if there's training of them being like this
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: is here's fifteen different penises, here's fifteen different penis densities
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: that you can be sure or like can you find
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: the drug amongst all the penises? Like how are they
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: training here to know what? Like a penis is supposed
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: to feel like doesn't feel like my dick.
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: I mean, but what you went thirteen for fifteen, that's
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: fourteenth one. You thought it was coke rocks but it
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: was an STD.
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that was a herbie.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: That's just a bad rash.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: It's just a bubblin.
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: What is the Are people really at airports putting drugs
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: in their pants? I thought that I thought they didn't
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: even check for drugs, so that the whole thing was
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: that they were checking for bombs.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think they checked for personal use
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: in marijuana.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: No, they're not worried about marijuana. But I you hear
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: about the what do they call the.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: Duds, smuggling dudgs, duds.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: You hear about the duds, and you wonder, well, if
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: those exist, then why is someone being so desperate as
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: to shove heroin up their asshole? Because why not try.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: This a little fun, that's a little naughty.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: How often are they getting caught with the smuggling duds?
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: And thin? Oh shoot, if only i'd boothed this.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Well they I mean, I also think that there was
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: like some uh like they weren't really COMPREHENDI they didn't
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: like cut my nut sack, feel in between my dick
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: and balls, or go behind my nutsack. They like went
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: to the top of my leg, went to the top
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: of my leg and then just touched my whole penis
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: with the back of their hands. Yeah, like full just
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: sexual assault. But they like I could have still hit
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: the drug somewhere if I really wanted to. I think
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: I feel that they just wanted to h touch my penis.
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: I think that's why I think you got raped.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Is that what this is? Because I'm so to process
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: this trum.
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: Because I'm touching my penis right now and there's I mean,
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: I don't even know if that's a penis. I'm feeling
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: absolutely nothing. With the back of your hand, you really
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: can't tell. I mean, but if it's honestly, like if
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: they're going to go as far to touch your penis
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: through the pants, at least touch at least like use
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: your hands, don't use the back of your hand, Yeah,
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: at least like Like, if that's something that they're doing,
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: I'm assuming there's a reason they're doing it, and they
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: should do it the right way. There's a right way
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: and a wrong way to do that.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: I had to wait, I had to sit stand there
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: and wait because the guy was like, I need to
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: I need get.
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: I need to get the right head space right now.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: I need to get you hard for this.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Do you want to hear any music? Or is there
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: any magazines you like to watch?
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: No?
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: He was like, uh, He's like, I need my supervisor
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: to be here.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: To make sure that it wasn't inappropriate.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: I guess. I guess. So they needed some kind of
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: clearance to molest me.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: He needs a spotter.
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, dude, one time.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: I just holding his back. Yeah, he's saying, like a
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: T ball coach, he ain't too much or no, now
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: push push like a cockswing or the fucking crew team.
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: Go go. Do they bring you to a separate area
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: or do they just.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Keep asking me if I if I wanted to go
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: to a separate area.
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: And would you say not? You know, like, if you're
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: gonna fucking fight, yeah, buy me dinner first, at least,
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna you should say that. Next time, I'm definitely
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: gonna use that. And right when his hand is on
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: your dick, go at least buy men. You think they
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: would laugh, God, No, I think they would laugh. That
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: would be pretty fun. I could see you doing that
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: for sure, Yeah, I would do it. Yeah, break the tension.
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: So next time we go to the when we go
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: to Madison, let's put a eight ball of coke on
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: your dick.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Or just like put like some like babon powder.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't think we need to use real drugs
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: for this experience.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: But drugs, but make it look like drugs and then
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: have them tested or something like that. We'll just be
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: like I have a metal plate in my penis. Just
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: put like a finger splint over your dick or something
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: There are always those people that have like plates inside
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: of them.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm, penis plates.
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: Penis plates.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Where are you about to say, Francs.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: One time I was flying back from Colorado actually, and
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: I had lost my driver's license while I was there,
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: So I flew out and then lost my driver's license
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: somehow left it at a bar I don't know, and
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: then then I flew home. And when you don't have
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: your license coming back, they'll let you come through, but
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: they give you the most comprehensive search I've ever experienced.
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you got to like go check in before you
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: go to TSA, right, I mean.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: Coming through the security, they were like that's fine, but
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: we have to do a very thorough search. And they
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: every inch of my body they explored me with with
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: no there was no I don't think they were using
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: the back of their.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: Hand really or like four hands multiples like.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: It was to the point where I was like, I
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: need to just get rid of my license completely. Is
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: this every time the best?
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: So you guys do this every single time?
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: It was incredible.
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: Start flying from Newark to LaGuardia just needing a cigarette.
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: I left my license in Queens. So I'm gonna fly.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: OVERFK to LaGuardia because they're close to the close.
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: They're close because they're close to each other.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: They're the closest to airports statistically. I guess there's Minneapolis
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: and Saint Paul.
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: Do they have no I'm.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: Sure they don't have different ones. I have no idea
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Midway and Midway and O'Hair those are pretty close, are
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: pretty close to one another. San Francisco and Oakland.
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: Burbank in La Burbank.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: Lax who had never flown into Burbank? Are people flying
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: into Burbank?
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: I've done that before.
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: Really, I'm flying into Burbank sometime soon. Yeah, on what airline,
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: Burbank Air.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Not a Delta. I know, you know fine on Delta.
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, by well, my my friend Matt flies into tell
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: Your Ide and he flies from Denver, and the airlines
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: that he flies, the names of them are so funny.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: It's like the Sunspot Air.
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: No, there's dun Country Air. And we were flying, but
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: we were we were taking Uber to the airport leaving
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: Denver together and the Uber drivers like, what airline are
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: you guys? I was like, I'm United, and he's like,
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: I'm key Lime Air. There's no signs for key Lime Air.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: They're like not trying to advertise the fly key Lime
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Air is crazy.
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: So she just dropped us off at the same place.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Starting a new airline is fucking crazy. And naming it
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: something that's not like pretty regal sounding that doesn't sound
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: like a bank, like you're you're naming it after a dessert.
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: Hell no, I have a whole bit about Hooters Air.
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: I remember that.
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that bit? Yeah, I still do it.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Where did I hear that?
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I stole it from her. I figured she's
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: gonna take one of mine, I'll take one of hers.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: She's getting killed for her face. Yeah, what are people
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: saying about, what is there a reason for that? Does
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: she have a disease or something like that?
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: I said so, but it was it endomya trosis or
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: something like that was one I'd never heard of it. Yeah,
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: but I believe her.
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: I believe her too.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Women.
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: I believe women. You believe women, Francis.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I believe that it is that and not you know, uncontrollable, uh,
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: digesting of gummy worms.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's what Sas does. And he doesn't look
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: No, not yet. I'm getting there. Yeah, it's just kidding.
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: I'm losing weight. What was that video? Has ever seen
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: the Yeah? Probably have you ever seen the video of
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: the dude? Uh and he's talking to the kid and oh, yeah,
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: gets bullied because he's fat, and the guys like, did
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: they call you names like lard ass, double wide, big
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: big khuna like like that? You never say that.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: I do remember that vaguely. What was it?
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: It's just like an old TV interview. Yeah, what they
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: call you things like lard ass, double wide. It's a
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: it's an adult saying it to a child. And he's like, yeah, yeah,
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: that's what they called me.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: That shaming like existed from the advent of fat people
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: in like the fifties until like the early nineties. Yeah,
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: and that there was like forty one years of it
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: being just like as normal as like going to church
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: or getting the newspaper like that. Schaming was just part
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: of the fabric of American society.
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and it was like that was like the best jokes,
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: like your mama.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: Is so fat?
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, and then it, I mean, it all, it
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: all went away.
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: What was it was your mama so fat, she steps on.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: The when she goes around the house, she goes around
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: the house or.
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: Something, You're so fat. When the school bus drives by,
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: she says, twinkies.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: Your mom's so fat. When she goes to school, she
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: sat next to everyone, Yes, something like that.
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: There was one that was like your mama so fat
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: when she steps on the scale. She says, I was
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: asking for my weight and on my phone number.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: That's good, it's good.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: They were all pretty bad jokes.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Not really, not if you're a black comedian, like snapping
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: on someone at a club or something like that, like
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Buddy Love and the Clumps or whatever, or what was
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: the nutty the Nutty Professor, Like Buddy Love gets skinny
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: and then he goes on stage yep, and he like
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: does like a run of Yo, Mama's So Fat, Like
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: we getting on Mama's dude.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: That movie did so much revenue.
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: I believe it.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: That is like what men could be men.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: Those all those Eddie Murphy movies, It's hard to put
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: them into present day context, but like he had a
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: run of movies where people wouldn't even watch trailers. Eddie
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: mur Murphy's in a movie, We're going to see.
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: It, I believe.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: I'm I missed that time. Eddie Murphy was great. I
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: don't know what fucking slowed it down for him. Was
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: it that he was cruising?
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: He might have been cruising.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: I thought he said he wanted to spend more time
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: with them.
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: I thought it was like a he had, like a
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: transsexual tryst.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: That was always the rumor. There may have been truth
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: to it. I don't know.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: I don't hold it against him, Honestly, if he had
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: done that, now he'd be getting more movie roles. The
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: shit dried up. If they're like Eddie Murphy, he should
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: go back to it. He should be putting that on
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: the front page.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: That's exactly right.
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: Fuck yes, the murph Man mur not very I haven't
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: watched nearly enough Eddie Murphy stuff.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: Oh that was my that was my generation.
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Have you watched any of his stand up? Yeah,
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: I've seen some of it, but I've never I haven't
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: seen all the specials.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: I was obsessed. Yeah, I knew every word. I used
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: to go to school and say, quote the jokes and say,
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: pretend they were mine.
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: Oh that's the best going to school and like memorizing
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: a joke.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: That was part of the fabric of American culture too.
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like an Anchorman line. I guess you guys are
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: probably like in your thirties by then.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Akerman.
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, how old were you when Anchorman came out?
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: Because I heard was You're a twinkle in your father's eye.
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: Probably like three.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: I was eight, I think, excuse me, eighth grade.
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: I think is how when did it come out?
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: My guess would be the like two thousand and five, four,
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: two thousand and four, so that was three.
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh my god, dude, that movie changed everything for us.
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: I remember when that came out, and I remember I
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: looked at my dad and I said, comedy's back. The
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: pendulum is finally swung back our way.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: From the dark days. Of Adam Sandler to the Dawn
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: of the Will Ferrell Age. Finally, Yeah, comedy is ours again. Yeah,
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: from that lull and Saturday Night Live, when Rob Schneider
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: was trying to carry I was years Comedy's back.
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: I looked at my dad and I said, I don't know.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: I had nothing, just a little hiccup into comedy, just
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: a little divot. I tried to watch. I watched three
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: movies on the plane back and forth to LA. I
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: watched Terrifying movie. It gave me goosebumps, made my hair
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: stand up, misery fucking awesome. Then I watched I rewatched
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Saving Private Ryan. Wow, banger, fucking great. Banger grabs you
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: by the fucking.
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: Balls, grabs you by the sack instantly.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: And then on the way back, I knew I was
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: gonna fall asleep, so I wanted to watch a familiar one.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: And then so I did The Big Short. Ooh, It's
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: just so fucking good, great movie. I feel like I'm
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: learning a little bit more every time I watch it,
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: Like I feel like I I feel like I used
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: to get so high for every movie that I watched
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: that like I just didn't retain any movie. So now
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: I'm rewatching every movie that I've saw over the last
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: fifteen years, and it's like seeing it for the first time. Yeah,
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: I completely cooked my brain. It's like, there's no way
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be able to learn about the housing bubble collapse.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: But and there's like it was Ariana Grande in there.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: I know Celena Gomez Bourdain is in there. They have
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: people explaining it. But even my high brain was just like, oh,
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: it's Marco Robbie. I wasn't picking shit up. It would
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: be impossible. But now it's just like I finally fucking
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: get it.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: Due.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: I'm basically a quant.
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: I always wonder about some Margot Robbi's in that movie
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: for two minutes.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: How much did she get paid?
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: How much did she get paid?
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: I was guessing, like, I don't know why one hundred
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: to one hundred and twenty thousand dollars came to my mind.
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: I was gonna say two hundred that sounds about right. Yeah,
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: two fifty could be two sixty. Honestly, we need to
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: please sound off in the comments. Sound off and how
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: much do you guys think.
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: That's one day on set? One day, she's on set
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: for one day and they get it, dude.
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: That's like that was probably like an hour on set.
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: That was probably she was gonna get lunch with her friends.
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: She's like, I gotta go do this thing real quick.
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: She's in it for like two days.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: Everything takes a long time. I bet you that took
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: at least five hours.
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: Oh, you never been on set, bro, Now I haven't.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: You obviously have never been off set.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: You've never been on a set.
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: No, I'd never been in a movie before a TV show,
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: or I've never been on a TV show where just
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: something you guys would know if I had been in
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: a movie or a TV show.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: I guess you never have been on set.
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: Wow, that's crazy.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: That's a shame. But I mean no, it's definitely a
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: full day for her. At least she got there at
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: probably five am. For that, she spent about three hours
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: of makeup. I mean, she's in a bathtub, so they
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: had to make it look as salacious and nude suggestive
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: as possible, and there's probably a ton of takes. She
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: had to rip a quick monologue. They probably broke for
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: fucking lunch in the middle of her being in the bathtub.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: Had to reset.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what happened.
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: Because her hands were getting all crinkly.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: Because she had crinkly hands. I mean that's going to
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: show up on.
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: The Yeah, the water refill it make it warm every
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: time because it's getting cold quickly, you know.
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: You know what I saw a picture of recently that
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: fucking blew my mind that they were even doing this.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: It was a picture of Jerry Rice ass naked on
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: the cover of an ESPN the magazine for their body issue,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: The Body Issue. Why the fuck were they doing that, dude?
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Why was ESPN the magazine getting like male athletes asked
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: naked to put them on the cover of their magazine?
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: Who is that for? Dudes? No, it's not.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but it did. It garnered a lot
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: of attention. People talked about it. But but why, I
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: don't know. But I liked a lot of the bodies
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: in that.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: You have a better body than Jerry Rice.
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: That's not true.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Look it up right now, Look it up right now.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: You have a better body auDA Yadiyaddy than him. Look
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: it up right now.
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: But what is he sixty five?
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: No, this is an old issue, no way.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: I remember seeing pictures of Adrian Peterson shirtless.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: Oh you don't have a better body than him.
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: And thinking never, I've never seen anything like that.
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: Did that confuse you as a young man?
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: No, it didn't. It did make me think that my
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: goal of making the NBA was probably.
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: Could put Yeah, Adrian, we'll do that to you. Shot
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: in my dreams as well.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: Ap And it also made me sad that, you know,
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: my dad hadn't beaten me with a willow switch?
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: Is that what? Adrian Peterson's dead?
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: That?
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: No, he did that to his isn't that his dad?
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: Jordan Peterson was as Peterson's.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: Jokes amplified by the Minnesota offense, just.
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: This starts crying all the time. Jordan, have so.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Much time with your vikings, cherish them now.
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: I can't.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: I'm getting no internet.
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: I just want to show you, guys, Jerry Rice's naked body. Dude.
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: You're acting like we've never seen this before. We studied this.
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: Have you seen that dude on on like Instagram and TikTok?
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: And he's like, uh, his whole thing is that you
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: can't work for him unless you have six pack abs.
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, it's so funny.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: That's pretty good.
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: Is that him?
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: No?
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: No, it's this one. It's it's it's one of the here,
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: go ahead, take a look at that. Oh yeah, I
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: mean like half the set can see his fucking cock
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: and balls.
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: They're wearing a burkin.
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: Why do they have him out in a field running?
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: Doesn't that seem a little racist?
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: Doesn't that?
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: Does that not feel weird? You just have a black
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: dude completely naked sprinting through the wilderness. I don't know,
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: look at it, dude, hold it as an exist I
• 59:36
  Speaker 5: would have. I would have said, hold, I want.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: To see if your penis appears out of thin air.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't do it. I don't know. I'm not getting
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: I'm not getting naked. I wouldn't get naked for the
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: act calendar. I'm not getting naked for the fucking body issue.
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: Are they doing that?
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: They tried to make me get naked.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: They try to make us all get naked, like Enrique
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: is gonna photograph you.
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: They were like, yeah, to make you feel more comfortable
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: that our gay employee is gonna photograph you. The one
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: person who could be turned on by this is gonna.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 5: They did. They tried to have They tried to make
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: me get naked, and I said, I'm not doing that. Yeah, same,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: And then the act fans were like, hey, this is
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: why he's not funny. He refuses to show us his genitals. First,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: he wouldn't get sucked off by the stripper, and now
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 5: we won't take his fucking dick out.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: SaaS doesn't get it. SaaS isn't fucking built for a barstool.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: He won't show us as Penis.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: Show us the cock. All right, what are we at? Oh,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: we're there, we got three minutes left.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: Well, we have ads.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: We also might need to cut some things.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: We're not cutting anything.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: He's definitely cutting all right, what well, I don't want
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: to say it now because now we're gonna then we
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: have to cut this too, So we're not gonna say
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: anything else now then one other thing or yes, maybe
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: no way, there's some things that I'm thinking about.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: What you guys are pussies.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: You're a pussy for what. I don't know. You could
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: have said I was what I fucked this podcast? Anyway,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: I'm done, I'm out. Yeah.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: Have the clip of the dude on the podcast where
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: he's like, I try to be funny for you guys
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: and I can't do it. There's a guy on a
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: podcast and he fucking breaks down crying and like his
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: co hosts.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 5: Like, that's super uncommedy for one of you guys said that,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 5: I'll be pissed. I tried.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: It's not as fucking easy as it looks to be
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: fucking funny.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 5: For you guys.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: Is that Dana White thing was that real?
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: No, obviously, I don't think Dana White would have gone
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: to fucking have Mandell's studio and then been, like I
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: do so many fucking podcasts, fuck this ship. I'm out.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: It was pretty funny. It was fun It was really funny.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: I mean Danau, you know who went on Howie Mandel's podcast,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Tom sand of All his first interview after all that shit,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: and Howie Mandel didn't know anything about it, thank god
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: his daughter did. His podcast is for the fucking ladies, dude,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: talking about pat downs, female soldiers, vander Pump rules, what else.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: But I've never listened to his podcasts. I'm talking.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: I'm not.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about this podcast that we're doing right now
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: being for the.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: Oh I thought you were talking about said his podcast,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 5: this podcast, this podcast, I have ad diction.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: Diction is done with the tip of the tongue and
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: the teeth they say, Francis, I'm sure you know.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: That those are good.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: That's a good warm up there.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it makes me much my m and ms yum yum,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: Mommy makes me much my hamma and ms yum yum.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: Mommy makes me much my hamma and ems yum yum.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: Mommy makes me much my hamm on. Did you ever
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 5: have to do that?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: No, we did to sit in solemn silence on a dull,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: dark dock, in a pestilential prison with a lifelong lock.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: That doesn't sound like.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: A waiting condensation of a short sharp shop shock from
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: a cheap and chippy chalker on a big black block.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: But instead of block, I would always say cock. That's funny.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: I was just gonna say that.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: Always change it quickly.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: That's good ship.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: That's really on a big black cock. Damn, that's really fun.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: Would laugh.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: Nothing funnier than changing the lyrics of a song. I
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: would do that at my camp, Camp Magar, back in
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: the day.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 5: I remember Camp Magar. Yeah. My sister told on me
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 5: once though, for changing the lyrics.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: She told me to my.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 5: Mom, what were you changing the lyrics too?
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: I think Camp Cigar maybe.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 5: Lyrics? I was good as black cock but still funny.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: I mean it's administration.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: That would have been in high school. I did some theater.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: Did you ever do any theater?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: Says no, I did senior plays.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: Though that's theater.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that'll be theater.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about this exactly?
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: I think I've told this story before. I had. I
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: was an extra and then I missed my one uh part,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: were in the bathroom about jewel bent to the bathroom
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 5: is and I came back and they were like it's over,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 5: and I was like, god damn. My parents were there,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 5: like fuck. There was just one scene where they had
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 5: like thirty people walk out and then we were supposed
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: to all be like hula hooping or some shit, and
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: and I just didn't do it. So I went to
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: rehearsal like thirty times and I didn't do it.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: What play was?
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: It was like student written plays, Oh Jesus Christ, like
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: a parody on Harry Potter. Very very funny.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: I bet the theater kids were horny. Man, you could
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: that was an untapped salmon farm. Oh yeah it was.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: I didn't know about it. And then I got into
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: theater in high school and man, I remember one time
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: this girl.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: You're like zach Efron.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: She wrapped me up in the play curtain and we
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: were stuck in there together the fuck And I was
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: like because she wasn't particularly attractive, and then she goes,
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: she goes, what now, I was like getting me out here?
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: So I dropped down and.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: She's the back of her hand.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: At least she kept she kept wrapping up the curt
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: We were rolling around.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: And I don't know that sounds like you got me too?
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: Well you did.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 5: Who was directing the play, Harvey Weinstein.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: It's it is like theater kids are horny because there's
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: like this seed of them in like of wanting to
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: be like on stage, seen by people famous, liked like
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: there's this big thread of all that that goes into like.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 5: Not like us, like us who've all made careers and
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 5: being on stage.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm not horny at all. Luckily the horny's guy. Now,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: by far, what have I ever done?
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: That?
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: Torny tried to funk me a couple of times, that's
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: for sure. That's because that was dominant, was trying to
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: put you down. I was just trying and put you
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: under my thumb and wants you to hold my fucking
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: pocket and walk around the prison yard, the barstool yard,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: the way that Jenks walks around with Frank. Frankett was
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: crushing Jenks. He's fucking in like a prison prison top.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: I had to fuck Cuz.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: I had to fuck Cuz because I had to let
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 5: him know who was boss. Did you watch Prison Break?
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: Now? How rough and rowdy could have fucking a prison
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: show be if it's on Fox. I needed to be
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: on HBO so I could at least see their cocks
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: in the shower.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like oz, I watched a little bit of Prison Break.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 5: That's how when I first found out about the holding
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: onto the pockets thing. I mean, you were a bitch mhm.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 5: Never would catch me holding pockets.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: It occurred to me that if I ever did go
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: to prison, uh, I would just kill myself as fast
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: as possible.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that's the general idea.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: Have you guys seen Sam Bakman free in prison?
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: Yes? Dude, that picture is so funny.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: He's like posted. He's like posted with a bunch of
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: like serenos. He's like just up against the wall and
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: like some baggy at but they all have like whatever
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: shoes they want on, like they're not just wearing like
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: prison issue shoes. They all have like kind of they're
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: all they're in there dressing, bro, they're kind.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 5: Of doing it. Yeah, they can get fits off.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: They're definitely getting fits off. Yeah, they look tough in there.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: Crazy that sagging pants came from prison, from from like trying.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: It's like showing cleavage in prison. Yeah, showing Yeah, and
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: then everybody just came out into the world and just
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: started fucking.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: Some people sag and show their pubes off. That's a
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: big that's actually making uh.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: Bro, I just thought someone doing that. Yeah, front sagging.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like the new wave though underwearless and just
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 5: flashed the pubes a bit.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: This is dudes that are doing this.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you want to have a full bush. You
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 5: do not want to have a clean shave or else
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 5: it looks really weird.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: We're just show you're showing mound then, yeah.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 5: You don't want to be showing off stubble.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: Or just your pubic mount.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: What if you got to that point where you could
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: start to show the cleavage between shaft and sack on
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: both sides.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: Neck showing neck.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: Yes, I saw a dude showing neck with like a
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: deep sag. He was funny because they managed to not
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 5: show off the ass at all.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: I think it's the cut of the pants, Like they
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: need to make like low rise jeans for men so
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: they can show neck like captures the top of the ass.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: But but yeah, like dipping down, it's like cleavan really
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: is cleavage for men showing neck flashing a little bit
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: of fucking stem.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: Like one of those old bicycles for the back wheels way.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 5: Yes, exactly, Why why did they why did they take
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 5: those up? Why are people not riding those anymore? I
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 5: think it's just too hard to get onto them.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: They are hard. Occasionally you'll see someone in New York
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: City riding something like that and you're.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: Like why or dude, yeah Brooklyn man going down the
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: street on a unicycle. Yeah, well, how do you get
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: onto a really tall unicycle?
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: I think you need a couple people to help you out,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: walk up a ladder or step onto it from a
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: ledge or something.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: I can't even ride a fucking bicycle with no hands.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 5: I used to be so good at that what plased
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 5: to be my thing. I would drive around town with
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 5: my hands just sat just hanging down. It's like significantly
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 5: less comfortable. Yeah, it's more of a pain in the ass,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 5: but I would be like, yeah, I don't even need
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 5: my hands.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: Course strength, course strength and balance.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're a skater boyd though I could also do
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 5: some pretty sick wheelies. You could turn the gear to one, dude.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: Wheelies used to be like basically outlawed.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 5: In New York. There was a it was a Philly.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: Thing bike light.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, twelve o'clock Gang, twelve o'clock Gang.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: Now, twelve o'clock Gang is ripping seventh half.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: I see, I saw them yesterday.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: Yes, they're like twelve o'clock Gang is fifty of them.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 5: Yes, twelve o'clock gang. You would know if you saw
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: you didn't see twelve o'clock Gang.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: I think he saw a bike five hundred of them.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 5: Oh, and they like it's a big problem, Like butterly
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 5: And and Mike Rainey are always tweeting about them, and
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 5: they like, I hope these guys fucking crash and die.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: Really they hate them.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: Well, that's that's fucked up. Those guys are rule there.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 5: You know, you're not even allowed to the cops aren't
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 5: allowed to chase them. Twelve o'clock Gang at least, yeah,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: they shouldn't. They should be a protected class. They are.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: They could be cees, they could be informants.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because if they because there's so many people are
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 5: dying in chases.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: The cops, so many cops were dying, and the people
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: on the bikes cops trying to do wheelies in their
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: four wheel cars.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Have you ever been able to do a wheel
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 5: on a bicycle? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, put it in
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 5: gear one, start peddling really fast, just the top tires
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 5: comes up.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: But I would only do it on grass.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, me too.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: I'm too afraid to do it on cement. Have you
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: seen this guy who goes to people's yards that are unkempt, Yes,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: and edges them.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: I can watch that for out. It's amazing.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 5: He's really good. The guy that's really bad is the
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: guy that tries to clean people's windows, and his whole
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 5: channel is just him getting denied and then people being like, dude,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 5: get away from my house. He just keeps uploading the video.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 5: I've gone down these rabbit holes of this guy. He's all.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 5: I don't think he's ever actually successfully cleaned the window
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 5: before he shows up and he knocks on the No, dude,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: he knocks on the door and he's like, and he'll
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: the comment will be like, just got to keep being persistent,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 5: just keep getting out there every day. And he goes
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 5: out and he's got the camera set up and he's like,
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 5: he's like, like, you're wearing black boots right now. He
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 5: would say you answered the door. He'd be like, hello, sir,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: your name Francis. Okay, so good news for you. We're
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 5: actually offering a deal one hundred dollars off for anyone
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 5: wearing black boots today. And they'd be like, okay, what
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: do you do? So I want to you. I notice
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: your windows are not totally clean and it's just something
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: that no one pays attention to. And he's like, so
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 5: we're gonna do a little scrubbing. It's all it's gonna
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: cost you is a round five hundred dollars and we'll
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 5: be out of your hair and they're like, yeah, we're good.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 5: Five hundred dollars. Yeah, it's like insane. And then I'd
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 5: be like, oh, well, this actually just came in from
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 5: corporate black Jeans as well. We're gonna cut that down
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 5: to four hundred dollars. And the people are like, dude,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 5: just please leave, like it's.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: Just artificially creating a high price and then taking prices off.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 5: It gets down to like fifty bucks, and they're still
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 5: just like your please leave now. Anyone with white skin
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 5: his lips.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's fucking bad.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 5: I don't understand.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: I guess like cable companies do the same thing.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 5: It's just like hustle culture.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: This shit sucks.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: The hustle culture is taken over.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: Will just be at the at your job as the
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: guy who does the lawns and the edging for free,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 5: But it's like this, this guy is clearly he's like
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: been denied so many times, but he's like, no, something
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: great is gonna come from this.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like awareness for his business or some shit. Yeah,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: nobody wants their windows cleaned. No, or it's so easy
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: to do on your own. It's like that's a very
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: low effort, exactly.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: No one.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 5: No one's looking. No one's like sitting in their house
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 5: being like, fuck, I need someone to come here and
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 5: clean my windows, and I'm gonna pay.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: Praying on a fallen stars, Yeah, I wish I may,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: I wish I might get someone to clean my windows tonight.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: The long guy is awesome though, Yeah, it's good his
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 5: videos are so good that I've actually, he says, clicked
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 5: the link in my bile for the full video. I've
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: clicked that link multiple times. Yeah, like it's always a
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: treat when he comes up on my timeline.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hopefully it happens to me tonight. Long guy.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was worried about, uh, whether or not people
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: whose yards he cleaned up kept up with it.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna go with no.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: Because they would piss me off if they got that
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: incredible gesture from him and then just let it fall into.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: It's like we're gonna give you a free liposuction. Yeah,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: and then you just get fat again.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: Right, horrible, horrible.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: It's like six hundred pounds life. They follow up with
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: people on six hundred pounds life.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 5: Now there's seven hundred pounds.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: You've undone everything. Yeah, we stayble this stables burst on
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: your stomach.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, speaking of I'm starving.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: You let's get friends with some beans, all right, They're
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: good for your heart.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: Thank you for listening to the Son of a Boy
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: Dad podcast. We will see you on Tuesday. Goodbye.
• 1:14:15
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