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The French Kiss is Dead | Son of a Boy Dad #225 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 2: Hey what's going on there? Pal?
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  Speaker 3: you guys. I'm Ryan Whitney.
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  Speaker 3: Sas has been busting my balls mercilessly. I fucking love.
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  Speaker 1: It feels like being back in the locker room. Feels
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  Speaker 1: like after a fucking long football practice. I just threw
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  Speaker 1: for four touchdowns. Francis caught five touchdowns. Yeah, and Sas
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  Speaker 1: threw for one touchdown as the backup. Yeah, you caught
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  Speaker 1: all the touchdowns though.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I'm the guy.
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  Speaker 5: He's the guy. You're definitely not a wide receiver. Ryan
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  Speaker 5: Whitney once he could be a tight end.
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  Speaker 2: Ryan. When Whitney once told me that I am him
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  Speaker 2: on the blog, Oh.
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  Speaker 3: That's true, I thought that was cool.
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  Speaker 5: Your they them, bro.
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  Speaker 2: I am he him his and hers, they his and hers. Sinks.
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  Speaker 1: Those those jokes used to have a lot of a
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  Speaker 1: lot of when people started doing pronouns and people would
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  Speaker 1: be like this country boy's pronouns.
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  Speaker 5: Or he haw or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's fun.
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  Speaker 5: I identify as as a piece of toast with some
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  Speaker 5: butter on it. That's like the that's like the like
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  Speaker 5: the alt right, like go to joke. Well, then I
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  Speaker 5: guess I identify as a salmon. I don't care if
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  Speaker 5: you're what you identify as. I'm gonna identify as a football.
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  Speaker 5: I don't care if you're black, white, brown, or purple.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah that was always the big one too.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care if you're.
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  Speaker 5: They always loved throwing around purple. Yeah, I forgot.
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  Speaker 2: About that, Seth. There was an ad that I saw
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  Speaker 2: a commercial for Navy Federal Credit Union yesterday where it
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  Speaker 2: was a bunch of guys in I think marine outfits
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  Speaker 2: hiking through the streams and they like were one of
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  Speaker 2: them picked up a fish or something really, and I
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  Speaker 2: think maybe they were fishing, and it just made it
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  Speaker 2: felt like an absolute blend of your yours and Bow's relationship. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: with his marine the military thing, and then you with
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  Speaker 2: the fishing and you guys both being there and one
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  Speaker 2: was giving the other lots of shit.
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  Speaker 5: Really, this was all in a commercial for.
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  Speaker 2: Credit maybe Federal Credit Union.
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  Speaker 5: Dam do you think they're really just fishing like that.
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  Speaker 2: I think the through line was he worries about the
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  Speaker 2: type of fishing tackle that he uses, but one thing
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  Speaker 2: he doesn't have to worry about is his credit maybe
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  Speaker 2: Federal Credit Union.
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  Speaker 3: Is that one of the ones where you can't get
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  Speaker 3: the fucking you can't get in unless you're in the army.
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  Speaker 3: Gronk is always doing ads for those, and it's like
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  Speaker 3: Gronk can't even get the protection.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's if you can use it if anyone
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  Speaker 5: in your family was in the military too, I think
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  Speaker 5: is that right for that the one that Gronk is.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I've seen that commercial a thousand times a billion.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you can trace it back to like, uh,
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  Speaker 1: like the Confederate Army. Yeah, Like if you if you
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  Speaker 1: all fought for the fucking South, you still get this good.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah that you can take like an ancestry dot contest. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: If any of your family was warriors, I don't think
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  Speaker 1: or no, I had some fucking warriors in my family,
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  Speaker 1: have fucking.
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  Speaker 5: I had a bunch of dodge draft dodgers really now,
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  Speaker 5: but no one in my family was in the military,
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  Speaker 5: or no one in my immediate family. My grandparents.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry to hear that. I'm so proud of.
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  Speaker 5: I think everyone just missed it. I think we just
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  Speaker 5: got lucky. My uncle, my uncle was almost in Vietnam,
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  Speaker 5: but then it ended.
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  Speaker 2: I think my grandfather it wasn't a matter of luck.
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  Speaker 2: He was going to go no matter what. He just believed.
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  Speaker 3: You believed in the cause he was willing to die.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, there was a moment there where he got
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  Speaker 2: his physical back and they had miss read that he
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  Speaker 2: had color blindness. Yes, and when he saw that, I
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  Speaker 2: mean he was ready to take his own life. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But then they I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 5: Which movie is this movie? There's a move, there's like
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  Speaker 5: a you're talking about Ryan.
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  Speaker 2: I think you're thinking of little Miss Sunshine.
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  Speaker 5: No, I know that was my immediate thought. But then
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  Speaker 5: I was like, no, I don't think that's what he's doing.
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  Speaker 2: It's well, I'm not doing little Miss Sunshine. I'm using
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  Speaker 2: my real life situation, which is true. My grandfather was
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  Speaker 2: Admiral Kincaid's flag lieutenant. Interesting, and there's a photo of
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  Speaker 2: him marching through the fucking jungles of Ewo Jima next
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  Speaker 2: to uh. I can never remember the general, all the boys.
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  Speaker 2: It might be but it also might be was MacArthur
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  Speaker 2: in was MacArthur in the Pacific?
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  Speaker 5: I have no idea he watched The Pacific?
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  Speaker 3: Doesn't he walk through?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 5: I didn't watch is that who that is? I watched
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  Speaker 5: like three episodes.
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  Speaker 2: Of the great black and white photo of my grandfather
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  Speaker 2: standing walking through. I mean, and they're they're up to
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  Speaker 2: there aren't.
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  Speaker 3: All every photo he sees his black and white.
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  Speaker 2: That's exactly right, color blind ass. But he had to
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  Speaker 2: pay the clerk to fudge the results of his color blindness.
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  Speaker 3: And I heard he had fifteen kills over there, all his.
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  Speaker 2: Own men, all black guys, the fire, his h.
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  Speaker 3: The uniforms, even in like the Civil War and even
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  Speaker 3: in World War Two, were like like a light shaded
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  Speaker 3: gray and close.
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  Speaker 5: They were close close.
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  Speaker 2: And I have to say, I hate to say this,
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  Speaker 2: the German uniforms were pretty sharp.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, they had the sharpest uniforms. But dude, it's
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  Speaker 5: all it's like that makes it that makes it a
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  Speaker 5: pain in the ass to watch those movies. Yes, and
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  Speaker 5: I watched Band of Brothers. I was like, I don't
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  Speaker 5: know what who is shooting at who? I don't know
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  Speaker 5: what is going on in the audio description. Should I
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  Speaker 5: to pause that show like seventy five times and look
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  Speaker 5: up shit because there's so many characters and they're all
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  Speaker 5: they just show like side shots of someone exploding. You're like,
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  Speaker 5: that could have been Dick Winners. I have no fun.
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  Speaker 2: I guess, I guess, I guess I just knew.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah he had. And it's it is. It's so it's
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  Speaker 5: so hard to follow that they have that scene towards
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  Speaker 5: the end of the episode where they show everyone that's
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  Speaker 5: died so far when they're in the church and remember
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  Speaker 5: he's looking around and then he sees like the ghosts.
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  Speaker 2: That's not why they did that, absolutely why No. I
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  Speaker 2: think it was a solemn moment where they finally had
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  Speaker 2: time to catch up and and remember some horrific moments
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  Speaker 2: from the war. That was. That's where they're after the
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  Speaker 2: Battle of the Bulge Rights, that's where they're showing the medics.
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  Speaker 2: There's they're just highlighting. As a directorial, that was like
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  Speaker 2: that was like Margot Robbie with in the bathtub coming
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  Speaker 2: in to explain what's going on in the show. It's
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  Speaker 2: selfish it that way because you were confused. It's really
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  Speaker 2: to show how horroring, like how the horror that they've
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  Speaker 2: been through them.
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  Speaker 1: Now I know that now what the Battle of Guadalcanal
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  Speaker 1: was is, you're probably wondering what the Battle of the
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  Speaker 1: ice like fucking ice cube or iced tea.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I buy two salmon at the Farmer's on Monday.
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  Speaker 5: By Wednesday, now you're probably wondering what the fuck just
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  Speaker 5: went down at the Battle of the balls ice cube?
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  Speaker 3: Isn't that if they had thought of that, I'm surprised
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  Speaker 3: that more movies didn't use that brilliant technique from The
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  Speaker 3: Big Short. Yea, that movie.
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  Speaker 5: That's a great fucking movie.
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  Speaker 1: I just listened to a podcast from that economist. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: it's like the father of like modern economics.
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  Speaker 5: Or some shit like that. The dude who, Michael Lewis?
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  Speaker 5: Is that who it was? Well?
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  Speaker 3: He wrote?
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  Speaker 5: Didn't he write a Moneyball two? Phenomenal? The guy who
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  Speaker 5: in Mally's Game?
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  Speaker 2: I think, Oh, really, no, I don't think he wrote
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  Speaker 2: Molly's Game. Michael Lewis might be right. He wrote Liars
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  Speaker 2: Poker and Flashboys.
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  Speaker 3: And Lars and The Real Girl.
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure, and he's done. And then he wrote
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  Speaker 2: the Oh, he wrote The blind Side.
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  Speaker 5: That fucking movie.
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  Speaker 1: Michael, I saw that at the top of a list
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  Speaker 1: of movies from the two thousands that of aged terribly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't you look look that up. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if he wrote May his game, but I don't think
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  Speaker 2: he did.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was Michael Crichton.
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  Speaker 2: He did write.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, that was Michael Clayton, the lawyer who wrote that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he just wrote the ones that you said. He
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  Speaker 5: wrote Radical Wolf.
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  Speaker 2: He writes a book every year.
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  Speaker 5: Big Short, Moneyball, blind Side, Next the Future, Just Happened?
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  Speaker 1: Writes a book every year, So he's just dumping bullshit out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's spewing a lot of nonsense.
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  Speaker 3: That's too much. That's too much writing.
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  Speaker 1: Take a little time with your craft, Yeah, digheads exactly maybe.
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  Speaker 5: A year and a half.
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  Speaker 2: King writes a book every like six months, every single
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  Speaker 2: top charts and they're like eight hundred page books.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're really long. You've got superpowers.
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  Speaker 3: Do you think those dudes just like write stuff and
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  Speaker 3: like don't even read it back.
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  Speaker 5: I think they're just don't they Probably? I mean Stephen
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  Speaker 5: King's lovely, Probably so many editors that yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Probably, Maybe he might just be that kind of tuned.
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  Speaker 5: He probably just writes it and then he goes fix this.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know what you think.
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  Speaker 2: Might go ahead and believe that Stephen King probably doesn't
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  Speaker 2: have a lot of ghostwriters. And I think part of
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  Speaker 2: the reason is that I think he's been as prolific
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  Speaker 2: as he is now his whole career, So even in
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  Speaker 2: his early stuff, he was churning and burning before he
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  Speaker 2: could have theoretically hired.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I heard Stephen King is not even a
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  Speaker 3: real person. It's just a group of thirty dudes.
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  Speaker 2: Are you thinking of William Shakespeare?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's what I'm thinking of what.
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  Speaker 2: They say about don't it. Don't put it any dirt
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  Speaker 2: on Stephen King's name. That is the pride of Maine
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  Speaker 2: right there. Yeah. He lives in Bangor, Maine, which I
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  Speaker 2: don't know why anyone would live there.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, probably to write some scary shit.
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  Speaker 2: I used to have to drive up there to do
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  Speaker 2: AAU basketball practice for Maine. Whoop to drive two hours
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  Speaker 2: for practice.
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  Speaker 5: From How far away is that from? Where are you from?
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  Speaker 2: Freeport near Portland, like where people actually live, and Bangor
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  Speaker 2: was a bigger you could call it a city, I guess,
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  Speaker 2: but it's not. And as your jumper back then, back
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  Speaker 2: then pretty wet like a whetting stone. That must have
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  Speaker 2: been fourteen, So your parents would have.
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  Speaker 5: To drive you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but we would carpool with other kids who were
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  Speaker 2: from our party. All of our games were back in
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  Speaker 2: Civilization where I lived. Yeah, and then the kids that
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  Speaker 2: were from all the way up there Mount Desert Island.
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: Lee Souvlu yes an Inuit and he had four children
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  Speaker 2: by his like twentieth birthday power move.
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  Speaker 3: But he was a prodigy there Inuits and on the
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  Speaker 3: fucking East Coast.
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  Speaker 2: He had come a long way.
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  Speaker 3: I thought all the Inuits were in like Alaska.
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, his ice broke off and he just.
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  Speaker 3: Drive navigated the globe on this.
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  Speaker 2: Float, carried aloft by a team of seals. Yeah. But
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  Speaker 2: I will say this, Lee Souvlu came to stay at
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  Speaker 2: my house when we went to play our games for
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  Speaker 2: that weekend, and he all he wanted to do was
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  Speaker 2: go to the main mall. Really and that because he thought, no,
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  Speaker 2: that wasn't where the main mall was close, but this
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  Speaker 2: big attraction that he'd heard great things about. And you know,
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  Speaker 2: it was three and a half hours from where he
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  Speaker 2: was from, half an hour from where I was from.
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  Speaker 2: And I said, Lee, you know you're going to be
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  Speaker 2: disappointed in the main Mall.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I don't even go there now. Part of that
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  Speaker 2: is that I live close enough that I could go
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  Speaker 2: anytime I want.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I got what you're saying.
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  Speaker 3: What do you remember your first time at the main mall?
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  Speaker 5: Maybe the magic had been long.
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  Speaker 2: You're not wrong. The food court, Panda Express, Saborrow, Auntie Anne's,
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  Speaker 2: and then the miss Fields, Yes, and near and that
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  Speaker 2: was near the DC Discovery Zone. I think they had
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  Speaker 2: one of those little like Chuck E Cheese knockoff only games.
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  Speaker 3: Unbelievable, So for for an Inuit, that's probabrobably fucking eye opening.
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  Speaker 2: Literally, Yeah, he was excited to go to best Buy.
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  Speaker 2: That's where he wanted to go.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, is of a good store.
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  Speaker 2: I think we're NBA streaked two might have been the first.
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  Speaker 3: Uh original two wasn't really kicked into gear though, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: big time. Did Native Americans get circumcised?
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  Speaker 5: Uh? Probably not tomahawks.
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  Speaker 2: The other side. They might there's always like that back
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  Speaker 2: of the tomahawk that has the smaller yeah, the tiny
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  Speaker 2: smaller blade.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know how anyone was getting circumcised back then.
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  Speaker 3: Who the jew started it?
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 5: I think there's.
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  Speaker 3: Enough jew talk. We got our fucking asses, chewed our asses,
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  Speaker 3: Jude out.
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  Speaker 2: We just didn't know. It's not our fault.
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  Speaker 3: Best episode. We're trying to learn over here, we're trying.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't see any nasty comments.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you must not have notifications on I.
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  Speaker 5: Do, and they were all just like Sasas is the
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  Speaker 5: funniest person ever, typical ship like that. Sasas is the goat.
• 14:59
  Speaker 5: SaaS is the best.
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  Speaker 2: You should have spoken up as a Jewish man, brother.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know anything about the Jews.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: Well you got. I know one thing, and that is
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  Speaker 2: that Jews are big on light, right, lighting the candles,
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  Speaker 2: and speaking of which, I am trying to find some
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  Speaker 2: light fixtures still. If anyone out there has any connections,
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  Speaker 2: I've heard from a few of you, and I appreciate
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  Speaker 2: you all, but we're still on the hunt.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have light fixture connections, but I got a
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  Speaker 3: ton of molly connections after the last episode.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds a little more up my own.
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  Speaker 5: I got so much good intel about Pennsylvania fishing.
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  Speaker 2: Look at this, see this is why we do this.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't know we had any I didn't know anyone
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  Speaker 5: who actually fished that listened to the podcast Lake seven. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: did you hit up Lake Lake?
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  Speaker 2: His name's Lake. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I thought you said Blake.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, I said Lake like river trout.
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  Speaker 5: Like the trout, yes, like the actually is a lake trout. Yeah.
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: I got a great I got a bunch of good info.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: Good because he seemed like he really knew what he
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: was talking about.
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: He had actually before about fishing. I went back and looked,
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: and you had an open day, and he said, let
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: me know if there's an let me know if you ever
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: fishing in Central Pa.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: I'm going to instead, I'm going to New York and
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna try my hand at fly fishing. Really instead
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: of Amsterdam.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: Really, where are you going?
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: Just I don't like an hour and a half north
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: Cat skills. Maybe, I'm not sure if somewhere by the Hudson,
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: on the Hudson or close to the Hudson.
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: You're gonna fly fish in the Hudson.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna fly fish in the Hudson. I'm going
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: somewhere close to the Hudson as a landmark.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: Hudson's a town. I know.
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: No, you don't Hudson Valley, I do.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: I know that I'm doing this just as an exercise
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: to be closer to you, just so I can learn
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: learn how to learn the ways of your mind.
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: I bet you'll be good at it, No, no chance.
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: But it'll be fun. Yeah.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: I like to learn things. I like to try new things,
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: get outside of my comfort zone.
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: I wonder if you'll catch anything. Are you going with
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: a guide? Probably you probably will catch something.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Then if I'm going with the guide, yeah, yeah, they'll
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: probably like hold my hands, or they'll probably just let
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: me reel it in.
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: I mean, they just know exactly where the fish are.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: It's a good season.
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: In the Catskills. It should be fine.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: Isn't that your neck of the woods.
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm probably if you're gonna be in Hudson,
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: I'm well east of that. Hudson's big on antiques. They
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: got some good lighting stores there.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: I think, well, maybe i'll bring you home something.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: Take a look.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: Maybe I'll bring you home a series of sixteen fixtures.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Oooh, dude, I went to a store yesterday. I gotta
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: tell it. We gotta tell you about this, of course,
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: of course, called apparatus. Okay, I didn't know stores could
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: be this cool. It's a studio showroom, and you got
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: to go into a nondescript building in New York, one
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: of those ones where you call a number on the
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: front door and they buzz you through and then you
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: get into an elevator. And the other floors in the
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: building are a dental practice and a fucking.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: You Buy I Fix iPhone store where people just take
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: stolen phones and fucking flip them.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's just a whole bunch of nonsense. You
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: have no idea what's in the building. Yeah, and this
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: place is on the fourth floor.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: Right, I have to buzz into my doctor. Right, I
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: have to get a rash looked at from out holding
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: the button outside.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: I think I've gone a rhea.
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: I have a rash.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Suck, can you see me? Do you want to see it?
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Just putting your fucking pubic mound up to a fucking
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: fish islands It looks fine.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: And so you get into this fucking warehouse, well.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: Like, go all the way up to the fourth floor,
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: and the door was this vault door that had apparatus
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: written on the front, and then I was let in,
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: and I mean, I'm never it's worth going to this
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: store just to see what it's like everything in there
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: close to here Partieth Street, unbelievable.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: We gotta says, we gotta go to this.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: That's like pictures are expensive.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: I'm sure we don't have to go check this out.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: It was cool to just see it. We should go
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: just as a field trip. They give you the story
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: behind everything. Yeah, this piece was a confluence of East
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: and West.
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: I've gone to a couple stores like that with Francis
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: and put my hands in my pocket so I don't
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: knock anything over.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: He's the guy, you know, testing the fire door to
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: see if the alarm actually is connected, which, by the way,
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: I did once as a kid. I was at a
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: everyone did in Germany, I think, and the door said
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: like achpung yeah, don't touch yeah, And I was like,
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: surely that's not working, and I just I just put
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: my hands on it. I didn't push. It was one
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: of those just touched it and the whole arm went off,
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: really and I was like, and there was a guy
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: who had been It was a really nice moment. Actually,
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: there was a guy who'd been watching me through the
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: security camera and he told me in English, he was like,
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: I was watching you get closer and closer, saying don't
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: do it, don't do it. And then he just just ybody,
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: let you do it. Well, he wasn't going to leave
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: his booth or whatever. Yeah, until I actually did.
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: I've had so much. Have you ever had that? If
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: you were watched a kid contemplate to do something and
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: then like go through with it. I was on a
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: I was on the train one time coming back. I
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: was doing shows in Bridgeport, and I was coming back
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: and there was a kid, a little kid, sitting in
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: front of me, and he was looking he was like
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: I was in the window, and he was looking out
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: the window and he was staring at it for like
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: ten minutes, and then he just stuck his tongue out
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: and just licked the entire window.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I wanted to do that.
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: Shit. It was so funny to know that he was
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: just like contemplating licking the window for like ten minutes straight.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: Just the intrusive thoughts being the biggest part of his brain. Yeah,
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: I gotta fucking do this.
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: I mean, it was a nice cold window. I'm sure
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: it felt great.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: I'm sure it tasted pretty.
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, cold window, that's an ideal window to lick.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: I remember being at a Renaissance Fair when I was
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: in sixth grade, and it was like the final performance
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: of the Renaissance Fair. It's like a huge battle scene
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: and there's a guy that during the scene like ziplines
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: across the entire audience to like this huge thing in
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: the back, and there's multiple people that come in zipline,
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: and my sixth grade teacher, like sarcastis, was like, yeah,
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: like someone touch him or something like that. I was like,
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna touch him, and the guy fucking zipline through
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: and I like like touched his knee and he like
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: wobbled a little bit and then he like lost his
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: shit on me, but he didn't break character from the
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: Renaissance Fair guy. So he's like it was that lot
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: right there. Some lady in a headset came over fucking
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: like God on her hands and knees and was like,
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: you can never do that. I was like, well, my
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: teacher told me to do, not understanding his sarcasm, and
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: he's like, I want to be serious about just grumbled
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: at me all the way back to the school bus.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: The guy was just furious in his fucking kilt, like
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: it was that lod.
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: Probably that would be I would have been crazy if
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: he went down. It's been so funny, so funny.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: I mean, he was definitely precarious and he's going through
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: the whole thing, and I just like touched his knee here.
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: I'm sure it's not the first time that's been done.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: Well, it's on them, for like, the people that go
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: to renaissance fairs have to be the closest to retarded
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: adults that are.
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: But they also do have like the utmost respect for
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: each other. That's like they would never fuck with each
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: other like that. Oh no about the performers or the
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: people who regularly probably I think everyone. I think there's
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: a mutual respect. We're all fucking freaks.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: We went to a renaissance fair right when I got
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: hired at Barstool, like me and like ten of my friends,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: and we all acted like we were from the future.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: We dressed like we were from the future, but like
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: pretending that we were from the past, but we didn't
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: know how to fit in, so we all just dressed stupid.
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think you told me about that.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: It was so dumb. I was just like stacking multiple
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: of those like winter hats that go over your ear.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: I had like three of these aside my head like
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: a bunch of pairs of sunglasses, like, no, we're from
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: this time, We're from this air.
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: That's pretty funny.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: Was walking around, but it was so fun I need
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: to go back to a rent fair.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Sasas did you ever do anything like that?
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: Go to a Renaissance fair?
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Just sort of a whimsical, mischievous stuff that didn't make
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: a whole lot of sense.
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, when I went to the Most Dangerous Game Show
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: and I yelled may Day into the walkie talkie, I remember,
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: it was not really One of the ones that I
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: was really working about. Was when we were when I
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: was in when I was in school, when I was
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: really young, like grades, like early grade school. I remember
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: I we would like go into another we would go
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: into the classroom next to us and do like a
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: group study for some reason. And I was like, can
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: I go back into our classroom. I have to get
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: a pencil. And then I went in and I and
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: I opened up one of my friend's lunchboxes and he
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: had those like stuffed oreos. Took a massive bite of
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: one of them and put it back and then it
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: went back in the other and then they found out
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: and I got I got into a ton of trouble. Yeah,
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: I found out it was you. Yeah, who else wouldn't
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: have been I think my I think my friend like
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: Spash made a scene.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: He went behind the counter and started beating the fast
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: food workers.
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was bad. I had to flip my card
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: to red. It was back in those days.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: What did that do?
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: That meant I had to like write apologizing. Wow, you
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: would have to like like if you got, you got
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: everyone had like there was like this like thing hanging
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: up with all these cards and they were like green
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: and red, and if you were misbehaving, you had to
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: flip yours to red. It was like the Walk of shame,
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: the a on the chest, yeah, hester Prinne, Yeah exactly,
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: the scarlet letter.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Nice, very nice. We're all on the same page on
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: this one. Yeah, pretty popular. Look that that nasty ass whoreor.
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: I would have just killed her, to be honest, who.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: Was she fucking?
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Though? The priests?
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: Which is I mean?
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: And he didn't get any he didn't get any flack
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: at all.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: At the end.
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: He did he did?
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: I think? Well, I think so. I think it came
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: out that they that he was the father. Yeah, I
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: don't know. I don't know if he was ostracized to
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: the degree that she was.
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: The probably let him pick. They're probably like were they
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: going to talk about the kids or this?
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: And he was like, just go with that one. I
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: gotta be able to keep on fucking kids. Don't take
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: that from me, Cardinal. That's all I have is what
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: a weird.
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: Book that you have to read when you're in like
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: fifth grade?
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: A lot of those were we read The Crucible. I
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: mean it was that was a it's a play. I
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: think it's Arthur Miller and it was so dark and confusing,
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: and it's all about the Salem witch trials. Yeah, like that.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Did you guys read that?
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: I don't think so.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: No.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: I read to mother, Arthur was it our town? Is
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: that Arthur Miller?
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: It might be? And he also wrote Death of a
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Salesman famously, Yes, oh yes.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: I only saw that, uh in the playhouse.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Did you?
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: That's that? Uh? What's the what's the name of the
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: lead in Death of a Salesman?
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: Salesman?
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: That's the whole I can't believe he's died.
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: We were salesman one.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: And they're just giving mouth to mouth to the salesman
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: for like twenty minutes trying to resuscitate him.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: His oldest son is named Biff.
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: Really, I know that, Yeah, that's not the jock. I'm
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: not very familiar with that.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: I took an acting class in college. They made you
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: play they maybe played I think they played Biff. I
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: think I did play Biff, and it was it was
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: a scene class with and there was another girl we
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: had to kiss in the scene. Really, she was really
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: cute too, got an act I didn't mind it. I'm
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: sorry you guys, Mac or just a peck. I was
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: an actor's kiss. No tongue, no tongue. I was trying.
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: He tried to squeeze them in, trying to just shove
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: it down and put up the teeth shield. Ah.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: She was all closed, mouth pursed.
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: She had a mouth guarden.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: She fucking yeah, dental, damn damn.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: On Love Island, they were recently saying one of the
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: women was describing her kiss and she was like, yeah,
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: it was really nice, like he smelled good his breath
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: and smell bad. He didn't try to put any tongue in,
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: so I.
• 27:17
  Speaker 8: Think like his tongue his tongue dead, tongues out. Tongue's dead, right,
• 27:22
  Speaker 8: fools are not kissing with tongue these days. Fools are
• 27:26
  Speaker 8: no tonsil hockey these days. From the fools, I think
• 27:28
  Speaker 8: it was covid ruined it. Covid ruined the French kiss.
• 27:31
  Speaker 8: Now it's known as the Chinese.
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: Kiss's lips, kiss kiss of dead Chinese kids. Oh my
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: God's lips only. Yeah, that's nasty.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: I wonder why I wonder what uh I mean? I mean,
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: I guess sanitary?
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: How come you do you remember nine to eleven when
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: the French wouldn't join us in the war against Afghanistan,
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: and so we started calling everything that had the word
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: French in it, freedom, freedom toast, freedom fries.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: They're like, we don't want to take a shide. How
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: come we see it from both ways?
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah we didn't. We just said we're not we're going
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: to boycott the word French, even though we eat French
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: toast and we eat French fries.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Well, it's not like any of the money from French
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: toast goes back to France. We were still serving them,
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: is just skimming off the top.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: I remember being at a Celtics scheme and some guy,
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: a vendor was coming down the aisles and being like
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: he was in one of the stalls on the outside,
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: and he was like one one freedom toast, one freedom fry,
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: and I was like, what a patriot. But my question
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: is in COVID, how come we didn't start calling the
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: things that have China in them, you know, freedom.
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: Find freedom, buy some fucking a stack of freedom.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: I got my fingers stuck in a freedom trap. Freedom
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: finger trap.
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, trying to think of anything that has the name Chinese.
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: I mean, China is like just a thing.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: Chinese, the freedom chicken, Chinese food, freedom food, just calling
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: it freedom foods taking their entire Yeah, yeah.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: We didn't do that. I guess we just said fuck
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: all of them.
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're going to just tell them to Yeah.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: It would just be racist. It's way easier. It's harder
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: to be racist against French people.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Well better than to come over here in that time.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Also, it's funny that France decided not to take a
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: side when like it started with a terrorist attack. It
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: makes it seem like they were conspiracy theorists or something.
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, look into dollars seven.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: You really don't know it was.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Actually George Bush's.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: Followed, it's curious why they wouldn't just take our side.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: Even at least in name or was it a lead
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: from the back situation? I don't know. What about NATO,
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know. They all beating the drum for NATO.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: You're two the biggest NATO supporters, I know, Yeah, NATO.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: Why wouldn't the French? If French are part of NATO,
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: why would they not ride with us?
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Think?
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: Sometimes you just got to pick your on fights.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: You know. I don't remember they didn't join in Afghanistan
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: or did they join Afghanistan, but they wouldn't join us
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: in Iraq? I can't remember.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: It's probably funny from their perspective too, being like you
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: spend two hundred trillion dollars on defense, Like, why do
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: some of us need to die with you?
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's.
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: We were lying about.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's holding the line one for all, all for
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: one NATO.
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: NATO. Is that their moto?
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: You attack one of us, you attack us all?
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: Yes, it was.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: Who's in NATO? It's Athos, Porthos, Artemis, Artemis and Racus.
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: Those are the three numbers of NATO.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: As I remember it, there.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: Was always that Fourth Musketeer.
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: Yes, wasn't there a.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: Movie called The Fourth Musketeer with like Chris O'Donnell in
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: it or something was there.
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: I don't fucking know.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: What I'm talking about.
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: The Fourth Musketeer sounds like it would be like a
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: parody movie, and like the Fourth Musketeer would be like
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: Channing Tatum or something, and I'd be like, I just
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: don't fit in with my family.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Just knocking over shit with his brute strength, just knocking
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: over buckets of water, being jacked as hell.
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: Then he says the day at the end, yeah, guaranteed
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: to save the day. He doesn't go on the mission.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: Then all the Musketeers get captured, and then Channing Tatum
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: has to go and fucking kick down the door himself,
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: but in an unorthodox style, like for.
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: Some reason, like he does like the like his The
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: other Musketeers just like make fun of him. They because
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: he's jacked, yeah, and as he was.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: Like a big brutish penis. Yeah, they're like we have.
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: Are they French?
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Said Greek? I think they're French? Are they? Well?
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: A those porthos those sound like Greek names. Artemis also
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: sounds Greek. But also but who wrote it?
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: Boys are the literary Michael Lewis, Michael Crichton, was Michael Clayton,
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: the lawyer and receiver from the Baltimore Ravens.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: I'll look that up, do champ.
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: I don't know if I don't know anything about Three Musketeers.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: You never watched Some Dog Millionaire?
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: No? What? Yeah? What?
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: That's the that's the Bollywood one, right, Yeah.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: But it's barely Bollywood is more American.
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: I watched the trailer and I was like, that's Bollywood.
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: I mean there's Indian dudes jumping off of skyscrapers in it.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: There is a dance scene where they're like joy.
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: Saying that that movie's bad. Moment of the whole in
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: that movie is barely Bollywood is crazy. It is bare
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: I remember watching that at our old apartment, watching the
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: trailer and being like, I'm not watching this.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: Are you thinking of r r R?
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: No, I'm thinking of slum Dog Millionaire.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: I mean that it's an incredible movie.
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: Everyone says it's like one of the best movies.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: It's incredible.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: They do do a Bollywood scene at the end, they
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: do the Bollywood dance, but it's a tongue in cheeks
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: sort of homage.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: To the fact that it's a satire, a little satire.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: I don't really gets satire. It's more like a little satire.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: It's like a hat tip.
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: Ye little irony.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna come over there and fuck your face with
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: my cock.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: That's probably a little irony. It is British fourth Musketeer cock.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: By the way, what is going on with your forms?
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: They look so fucking vascular, Alexander?
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: Fucking months drinking in the last month? What liquid, Molly. Yeah,
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: when you don't drink water and use pop pills every day,
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: you get real.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: Vascular about drinking waters?
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: What made you? No, I think dehydrating yourself is what
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: makes you vascular.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, really, mm hmmm.
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: I'm so hydrated. That's why I'm probably never vascular me too.
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: That's proactically what it is. I have zero definition on
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: any point of my body just because I'm it's all
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: a water weight. There's not a single edge on my
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: entire body.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: My entire body baby proofed. He's safe for toddlers to
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: run around.
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: Him the head and falling on their ass. Don't cry.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: He's just covered in those little edge protectors that round
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: out coffee tables. No one has ever stubbed their toe on.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: He's an anti Chris clamor you just have a loose
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: balloon around Clamor that's funny as hell. Do the Patriots
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: had a joint practice with the Eagles, and they are.
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: Why they're playing them on Thursday. Why would they have
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: a joint practice with them?
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: I think, just as sharp iron Sharpen's iron. But the
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: Patriots are getting smoked. And this is coming from Patriots writers.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but the.
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: Patriots writers are also always super negative.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: Towards what's also coming from Eagles writers. They said that
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: in the last and.
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and the Eagles. The writers are always super obsessed
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: with the Eagles. The Patriots riders are honest.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: On the last six plays, the Patriots got sacked five times.
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: That really sucks. Well, it's just annoying because it's like,
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: how do you not fix the O line? And the
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: O line was so bad last season?
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: The quarterback can wait? Get the O line right?
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: Yes, exactly, you can have a quarterback and at least
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: if we have a good O line, the quarterback could
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: do something. I was only reminded of that because of
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: your Patriots sweatshirt, Buddy was who was playing Drake May
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: or Joe Milton or Drake May and uh, Brissette. Milton
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: didn't play.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: Uh not that I not in the status.
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: Ridiculous.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: We're both getting sacked the Kingdom.
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: Milton was the best one by far. Yeah, Drake May
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: would look worried someth Dude, did you see J. J.
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: McCarthy's out for the season talking ball? Yeah, talking ball?
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the season.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: I think the guy from Michigan, Yes, yeah, I know him.
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he had a good he had a good preseason.
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: He played for Michigan. Yeah, but everyone said he couldn't
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: throw the ball because Michigan would run the ball only.
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: And then he was throwing. He was throwing some pretty
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: good passes, darts and dimes. Yeah.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: Instead it's gonna be fuck my brother, Sam Donald starting.
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, which that sucks for the Vikings.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: Sam Donald, friend of the program, bro, change your tune.
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: Friend of the program. Still gotta be honest, brother, I'm
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: not gonna lie about ball. He's trash.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: I think anyone famous listens to this pod.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: Probably for sure, a couple of ballplayers. You think Sam
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: Donald our brother.
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: I'd hope Mac Jones has listened before. I'm his number
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: one supporter. No one support. Everyone hates him and I'm
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: always out there being like I think Mac Jones is
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: gonna be good this season.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: You didn't even watch the preseason game?
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: I did the Jaguars one.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: Yes, dude, I watched.
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: I think I watched every single preseason game. Network getting
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: it's who your two? Your top three? Rookie Qubs based
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: on Daniels, based on Jayden Daniels. Okay, is slinging rock?
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: He looked good.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: I mean, are we counting McCarthy? Definitely not Drake May,
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: probably not. Caleb Williams really.
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: Not. Caleb Williams.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: What has he done?
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: Dude? He looked phenomenal and I want him to suck
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: so bad.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: He's just holding onto that rock too long for me.
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: Dude, he looks like he looks like a professional quarterback.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: Okay, maybe him. Bow Knicks had a nice.
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: Little bone, looked amazing, but he was He spun that
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: ball at Oregon.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: Bow Knicks is top three for me? Really? He played phenomenal.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: Put the fucking infographic out? Who's your top three?
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: Drake May, Joe Milton Bonnecks, No, Jaydon Daniels, No, I'm kidding. Uh,
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: Caleb Williams won. Probably Caleb Williams. Jadeon Daniels Bonecks. I
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: like that, And dude, I would put Joe Milton at four.
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: He played great, he did.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: He's a practice player though.
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: Talk to Big T. That's whatever. The Tennessee fans want
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: him to suck so bad, probably because he sucked at Tennessee.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, that was talking ball.
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: You know who sucked to Michigan, Tom Brady.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: JJ McCarthy. See if you can burn that statue or
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: see if you can just just like if it'll even take.
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: Whoa, what the fuck'll rip it off?
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: What the fuck?
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: Fuck with our set?
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: Bro?
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: What the hell? Why whch don't glue that on? So
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: we never have to because no one's gonna it's a set, dick,
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: just talking ball with you. I was just trying to
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: get your restlessness out, Like I'm surprised with your lack
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: of ball knowledge.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: I just don't care, but you do.
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: That's what I don't understand. You just don't care about
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: like preseason shit.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: I mean I don't. I don't know, man, what what
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: even matters anymore?
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  Speaker 5: College Ball starts at the end of the month.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Once it starts, I'll take and I'll take notice. I
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: don't I don't follow college football at all. So all
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: these players that are coming into the League. I don't know,
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: you know, I don't even know they're fucking I couldn't name.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: I didn't know all those people you just named. Other
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: than JJ McCarthy, I wouldn't have known. I don't know
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: who Drake May is. I thought that was the guy
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: from that Nickelodeon show.
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: Drake May was the quarterback at UNC.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: Drake and Josh. It's Drake May and Josh Allen.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, so that shows about two quarters.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: I like Josh Allen. I like the fact that he's
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: dating the girl from True Grit, and I like her
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: because she auditioned for the Coen Brothers and was like
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: one of four thousand children that they looked at interesting.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, what are they? Priests?
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: I actually want to play.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: I don't think priests or that picky I don't.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Being like his arms are at his shoulders. We'll take him.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: I want a preseason parlay, did you?
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: The key to betting in preseason is to pick the
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: teams that are worse, that are trying to be.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: Good, right, because they'll play their starters long.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: Chargers Chargers Cowboys. Chargers take that game every single time
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: because the Cowboys aren't gonna play anyone that matters.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: We'll put me onto some ship for this weekend.
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: I had Chargers Cowboys parlayd with Broncos. Who did the
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: Broncos play the Bengals? Uh no, No, I don't fucking know.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: But all in the DraftKings sports book.
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: All in the DraftKings sports Book. You know what I
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: love about the DraftKings Sports Book. That quick deposit. They
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: got that swipe to deposit.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: I like playing Rocket.
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't do that.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: That's so fun.
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: Really, I have done it before, and it is very fun.
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: I did it at a restaurant in Pennsylvania with Nick
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: and Mook.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: You should do it when you go to uh Central Pennsylvania.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: Maybe I will just out in the woods by myself,
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: howl in the moon, just playing Rocket for three hours straight.
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: It's so good to get away from all the fucking
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: just the city is just too much.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: Right now, just unplug a little bit, literally, just holding
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: your phone not plugged in, using.
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: My satellite telephone to play Rocket on Draftings.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: In the wilderness, just like different animals huddled around you.
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: My bail Bilt.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm hooked up to the radium satellite right now,
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: which makes it. I can play Rocket anywhere. I can
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: play Rocket Center of the Woods. I'm playing Rocket all day,
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: and with.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: His charger I have, it gives my phone four x
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: battery life. I could literally play Rocket for the three
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: days consecut.
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: What's your longest Rocket sashon? Mine's four days straight, no sleep, a.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: Lot of stream It as fun as hell. There's probably
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: other fun ass games in there.
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: I think I have a serious problem with video games.
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: I play, not not with Rocket. Now. That's where it
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: sounded like.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: But no, no, no new topic. I get it.
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: This is now.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: The moment is now.
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: Last night, a little I was playing last night and
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: I was like, I gotta go to bed, and I
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: went to bed.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: Fuck, I guess I better cancel that fucking chair.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah what the hell?
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: No, I'm never gonna stop, Okay, okay, but I was like,
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: I gotta go to bed, And then I was like,
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: the only reason I'm going to bed right now is because, like,
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: society says that I should go to bed and get
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: eight hours of sleep before the podcast.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, society's the one saying that, not science and science.
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: But it's like, if you like, no part of me
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: wants to stop playing video games ever, like I've never
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: once gotten off and been like that was a good
• 43:46
  Speaker 5: Like I'm done. I'm ready to be done.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: Is there no part of you that feels like maybe
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: you'd be more productive in your career, which I know
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: you care about, if you weren't playing so.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: Many That's why he gets mad if someone's two minutes
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: late for the show. He's like, you're cutting into video
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: game time. No, you know, I wrote for I wrote.
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: An hour and a half yesterday and then I played
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: video games.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: Anything good writing?
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: No?
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Nothing?
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: Do you right?
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Truly? Nothing?
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: Are you writing your phone? No? I write on my notebooks.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: You're writing in a notebook for an hour and a half.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: What are you writing civil war letters?
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: Well, you're not just scribby, I'm it's not just like
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: a constant flow of words for an hour and a
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: half where you're mostly me just pacing around my apartment.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: At least you're walking around. Yeah, they'll get their thoughts going.
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: And then saying the jokes and going all right, this
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: is really funny, and then reading it back and going
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: this fucking sucks. I'm never gonna say this on stage ever.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: I wrote two good ones last night out of nowhere. Yeah,
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: and that hasn't. I hadn't written anything in weeks.
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: I've been waiting for that to happen.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: It happened. I have two good ones and I'm very
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: excited to try them on stage tonight.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: Well, why don't you try living a little bit SaaS
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: getting out into the world. That's the answer, having having experiences.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: I do have experiences all the time, or like spending
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: time with a bunch of people and like telling stories
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: and stuff like that, and then you tell a story
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: and everybody laughs and you're like, wait, maybe that's something.
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm hoping for This weekend in the green
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: room gonna be an electric hang me, mook, Francis.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: I forgot that I was part of this.
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's gonna be bits on you.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: We're gonna do.
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: We're gonna be a little cramped, though I know there's
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: one couch and a chair.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: Do you think we'll get bats? Personalized bats? Did you
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: get one the last time.
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: You were there? No? Because I didn't sell it that
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: one show.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: You gotta sell it the whole weekend to get the bat, I.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Think, Yeah, they give you a single baseball glove and you.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: Go to Cordelia on the street. We're gonna go there.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: You were coming, I don't care what you say. A
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: nice restaurant, really nice restaurant. Not no, you're coming. I'm
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: not letting. You need to come with me.
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: You don't want remote play on PlayStation this weekend, in
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: whole weekend.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: He's gotta have a VPN and do Rocket Man?
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: Do they have? Can you play Rocket in Ohio.
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: If you have a VPN? No, I think he's gambling legoing. No,
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: actually I don't think it is legohow is it?
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: I don't think so. I don't think so.
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: I don't think.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: We don't know. That is not for us to say
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: it really is.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: But you can't play in New York though, like a
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: certain games.
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: You can't play well. Gambling restrictions in New York are
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: pretty strict. You can't do a lot of shit. You
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: can't bet on you can't bet player props on college sports, right,
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: But in Chicago, like you could go and you could
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: pet Like I when I was in Chiago, I bet,
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: uh fucking whatever that dude on the Colorado's who is it?
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: Travis Hunter?
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: I bet him to have three touchdowns his first game
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: back after being injured. And it hit and I was like, dude,
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: betting on college football is so easy.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: Damn you never you never lose? Do you?
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: I lose a lot? What? But I bet responsibly. I
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: never hear about your losses. We want to share your wins.
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: I bet responsibly. And my big thing now is micro bets,
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: like five dollars tops. Put put thirty dollars into the account,
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: try and get it up to like one hundred, and
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: then put one hundred on one thing.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: It is largely the same thrill.
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: It is, it really is. I've noticed that. Yeah, I'm
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: gonna do that for the NFL.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: I'm a big game hunter. Yeah you are, trophy.
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: What's your unit size?
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: No?
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: Never mask, Never mask a man of unit size. Never
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: ask a girl or weight or a or age. Never
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: ask a man his unit size. M what's that circular
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: saw doing in here? Oh? Yeah? Oh and actually brought
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: it from home? I gotta bring something. Does anyone know
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: how to break something to hold up the mic?
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: Does anyone know how to clean?
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: You know what?
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: I heard?
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: Good for cleaning a grill and onion. I've heard that
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: as well.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: An onion will clean and flavor your girl simultaneous season.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: It Wow, someone told me because I've cooked some barbecue
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: chicken on my grill last weekend. You have a grill,
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: or of the juices just dripped right down into the
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: that's a.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: Good way to start a fire, soul of the grill.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Well it is. And someone told me that what I
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: should do is turn the grill up to like the
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: highest thing and just melt it all off, burn it
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: all into dust.
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: Is that right? Is that actually the right way to
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: do it?
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: No, you're supposed to get one of those things.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: But there's now there's stuff in the core, there's stuff
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: in the react.
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: I don't know the grill that I think you got
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: to get under the hood.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: You gotta lie down on a pop that bitch. Oh,
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: I can't do this every time. It's it's too much.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: You have to what you're going to start a fucking fire?
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: Do you know how to put out a grease fire?
• 48:32
  Speaker 9: No?
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: Baking?
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: Water?
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: No, not water?
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: Baking, so a big vat of water, yeah, right on
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: top of it.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: Baking so yeah.
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: Or or a fire extinguisher would work as well, But
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: one of those, or just let it burn out fire
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: baking are what.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: Do you think a fire extinguisher costs?
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: Seventy five dollars. It's actually three hundred dollars.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: I got one for twenty five bucks. What do you
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: think in ironing board.
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: Costs fifteen dollars?
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: Twenty five dollars sixty bucks?
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: Really isn't that weird? And you got the wrong ironing board.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: You can prevent your home from burning down for twenty
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: five dollars, but I can't de wrinkle a T shirt
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: for less than sixty Where did.
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: You get your ironing board? He got like you definitely
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: got like a Louis Vauton.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: I got the overall choice.
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: It's like Amazon.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: It's not the cheapest, but it's certainly not an expensive one.
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: What the hell should just steal one from a hotel?
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: Walking out with the bucket, I wouldn't say anything.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: I believe in hotels, I don't.
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: I believe the children are our future.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: They look the other way up forged.
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: I believe female citizenship, paper future is female. The glass ceiling.
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: I'm endorsing Kamala Harris and that's official psych Ga Greer
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: hitting the tyler oday. Did you see That's so funny? Dude?
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: He's like, I'm a marine, I hunt, I fish, and
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: I'm voting for Kamala Harris and Tim Walls.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: Wait, is Tyler Oday a big He's not, no Tyler Oday.
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: But I think it was just because there was an
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: original tweet that some dude posted, and it was it
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: was that exact like a thing he said, like he's
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: like a he's voted Republican his entire life. He hunts
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: he fish's and he says, I'm voting for Kamala Harrison.
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: He got like ten thousand replies from like Trump supporters
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: being like fuck you whatever. And then Career just tweeted
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: the exact same thing with a photo of Tyler O'Day's face,
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: and then all these people are commenting.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: They're calling sat Brian and I didn't realize that he
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: does have a little He looks a little bit like
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: Zach Brian.
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a little bit, Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I saw
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: Tyler when I saw Tyler Oday and Macy's like six,
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: like a year ago, just I was in Macy's buying
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: a suit, and all of a sudden, Tyler, was you
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: ever going to Macy's. There's no one in there? Which
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: one somehow it was just me and Tyler Odey in there.
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: The one I'm up in the close Times Square.
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: That's not the one at thirty fourth Street.
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: Thirty fourth Street that was like the biggest Macy's in
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: the world forever. No, dude, there's those things are always.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: In My grandmother usould do her Christmas shopping in there.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: That's where they inflate the floats for the day parade.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah I made that up. No way, that's true.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, upstairs and then the fifth floor they just shove
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: them down the elevator shaft.
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: On the fifth floor they have all the floats up there,
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: but they're like half deflated because they're not they're too
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: small to build a fit in the Macy's.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: I don't like this.
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: It's like a half deflated snoopy.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: I don't like this bit. Dude.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: Have you guys been watching Hard Knocks.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: I have not. I will don't spoil it.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: I think it just sucks.
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: Now Francis can't watch it. Why he's too cool?
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: What you're saying, that's why he doesn't like ball, because.
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: He's too cool. France doesn't like ball.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: No, I love Ball. I just I don't know.
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: They don't want to get crowd up in the minutia
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: your comedy.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: I want to watch it on Sunday, and that's enough
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: for me, that's all.
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: I don't watch Monday Thursday. You're not gonna watch the
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: Friday opening season game.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: Brother.
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: Come on, hey, I'm having a party at my house.
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: YouTube boys, I'm having a party at my house.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: I want to have a party.
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: Fellas. I have to tell you something that I did
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: yesterday that you might not like. Uh oh, I was
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: cleaning my apartment, just taking care of my space. Of course,
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: you always this is number one twice a day for
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: you and uh I we have the Son of a
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: Boy ad YouTube plaque. Hung that shit up in my apartment,
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: mounted it to the wall. I was supposed to bring
• 52:39
  Speaker 5: it in here like a year ago, and then I
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: forgot and it was just on the floor in the box.
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: You dusted the blunt cuts off. Yeah. I cleaned it
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: with my sunglasses case and then I hung it up.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: So I don't have a problem.
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: If you want to come see her, feel free to
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: stop by anytime. I'll give you guys a spare key.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: I missed your apartment. I missed coming over.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm waiting for the gold plack bro.
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: Well, sit tight.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: I waited for the diamond plaque ten millions.
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it real tight.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: We need a consultation with mister Beasts on how to
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: get to get to ten million?
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: Is there any podcast that has the gold plaque or
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: the diamond the diamond plaque, which.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: Is what ten yeah? Million is up there right? Maybe not?
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: Who would have thought back when he was at fucking
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: Hilarities on Long Island that he'd be doing this.
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: Hilarities isn't the Long Island. That's Governor's Govna. You're a loser. Me.
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: Why we're knowing that? Why is that weird to know?
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: Just correcting me for that.
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: Well, Hilarities is where me and Ron are going this weekend,
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: and that's in Cleveland, Me and Francis Dumb.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: We're going. We're going to go to Cordelia.
• 53:48
  Speaker 5: We're going to go to Cordelia.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: Get let's look at the menu for Cordeal.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: Everyone's talking about restaurant too. Do you like Indian food?
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: I love Indians.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: I think it's called Ada.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: I was telling I told this to Row, let's go
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: to the Indian Oh, you should get some goat that
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: I'm the goat.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: I would have that.
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: I told this around a couple of years ago when
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: I was when I was in when I lived in
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: Hell's kitchen. I was trying to be really healthy and
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: I just started. I just add Indian food for the
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: first time, and I had chicken teaka Masala and uh
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: and I was like, dude, this is so fucking good
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: and it's all protein, it's just chicken. And then I
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: ate chicken teaka masala like four nights a week for
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: like a month straight. And then one night I looked
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: up is chicken teaka Masala healthy? And it just says no.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: With lots of creat tomato, salad and like salt.
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: That's the thing possible.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: I know of a meal is not that great for
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: me based on how much water I need to drink
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: two hours, Like, yeah, that's true. And every time I
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: have Indian food, I am so thirsty after.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: It's like part way through the meal you need to
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: start drinking water.
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so fucking good. Though, it's awesome, really good.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: Indian food might be my favorite cuisine. Really it could
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: be as far. I like eating things that I don't
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: feel that I can cook my self, and I don't
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: have a cooking Indian food.
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it would take eight hours and like you
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: to have eight kids and the Indian wife who does.
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: The cooking for the eight hours. Jeff Donnie made us
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: some Indian food one time and it was phenomenal. Yeah,
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: that's cool, Sema bro, gotta get over to I really
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: want to go to.
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: I've been to the other one Domica. That was the
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: most spicy I've ever had.
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Indian spicy is different. Have you sweating?
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of like a healthy spice though it's
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: different from jalapeno spice.
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely. I hit up Du.
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: You guys know, Udu is on first and tense swan
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: It It's like Hong Kong Chinese food with a lot
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: of Sehwan spices.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: Gives you that numbing hot.
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: I fucking love that.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Man, When I drink a sip of water,
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: when my mouth is that numbing hot, it tastes like
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: I'm drinking something I don't even know. Weird.
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: You feel weird. It's almost like weird.
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: It's like a drug experience.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: But they live for that. That's they like that, And
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: I don't love it.
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: You know, why do the Why did the Chinese and
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: the Seschuan provinces enjoy that? And why do the Indians
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: love spice? But the Japanese they don't like.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: There's not a single thing that it's not spicy at all.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: They don't even have spicy things. What about they can't tolerate?
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: What about with sabi ah you might have got that.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: That's a different spice too. I don't mind with sabby
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: that's like this nasal decongestans.
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: You ever had with sabi? Almonds?
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: So good?
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: And then but then then randomly you get the in
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: the nose feeling.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've had the peas. I think you're talking about
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: the piece I'm talking about. They don't make almonds, they
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: just make the peace I've never seen bring them in
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: you're thinking about. And when you have a bar dish
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: and you've got some little nuts and stuff, and then
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: the green things those are peas.
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: Now I've had uh, sabi almonds, but the peas are phenomenal.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: Which one do you like more?
• 56:58
  Speaker 5: The almonds? Really? Yeah? I like almonds. Where'd you get those,
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: Dwayne Reid?
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: They have those there?
• 57:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like literally at the checkout counter, like a diamond ones.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, they make those make they make them.
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: They're really good.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: I like the chili roasted pistachios.
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, those are great.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: That's my snack.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: That what the calorie count on the wasabi pas?
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: Probably not that bad.
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: Really, have you ever had have you ever had roasted
• 57:24
  Speaker 5: at a mammy? I don't believe.
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: I have great, very high protein, high protein, high estrogen,
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: high estrogen, very high estrogen. That'll explain the fucking softness
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: of your body.
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you get tits when you eat those too much. Yeah,
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: they just pop out like like tits. Yeah, but it's brutal.
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: That's a little act out.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: I liked it.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: I'm adding it to my act I'll take it. I'm
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: a fan. Hey, you need more act out SaaS I
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: know I do. You never do act though?
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: Do you guys want to hear my new joke?
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: No, yes, you're right.
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: You shouldn't burn your joke.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: How's it a burn?
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's one. I'm actually gonna tell on stage.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: You never know, bro, and you need You're right, fine,
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: I won't tell it. Lord knows you need a material
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: to save it. I need new material.
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: Fuck.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: You gotta just do what Sandler does.
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: Go in with a little idea, Yeah, and then you
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: throw it to your writer's room.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: Is that what he does?
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah? That part of that lost me a little bit.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he said, I throw it.
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: My writer's well, I mean he writes with a group
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: of people because that's how he writes his movies. So
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: he said he'll go in with an idea and then
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: he'll be like, hey, I got this idea, and then
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: they'll like ten people will help him write a joke.
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: And he said that's how he built it.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: Ellen, Ellen, she's got that's the same thing. Her writer's
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: right with her. Yeah.
• 58:46
  Speaker 5: That that Adam Sandler episode of Rogan was great though.
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: Adam Sandler is the fucking man. He's the man. I'd
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: like to see him do stand up. I think he's
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: really funny.
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: He does it now.
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what it was. Last seven years, seven years,
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: seven years. Did you listen before after you after to
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: put on pud on?
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: You got us, You got us right, you got me
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: listening to Sandler.
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: He is the man.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: Though he's maybe thinking like how could I if I
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: have kids? Like how could I have a kid?
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: That was like Adam Sanding, Oh, he's the man, you
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: know what I mean. Yeah, he's like, hey, buddy, he's
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: so funny.
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: Oh thanks buddy.
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: He's just calling everybody buddy.
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's really nice, you buddy.
• 59:26
  Speaker 5: He's so cool and like just so positive and he
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: plays and he plays basketball five times a week. Yeah,
• 59:36
  Speaker 5: he just got it going on.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: Rogan didn't watch The Little Nikki over fucking over COVID
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: though I know he watched every movie except for Little
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: Nikki and he didn't say why.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: It's probably the devil worship. Yeah, probably, it's probably because
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: he's fucking right with the Lord.
• 59:50
  Speaker 5: Now, did you just burn something that wasn't the match?
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: Just the match?
• 59:54
  Speaker 5: It's that one for some reason smelt extremely.
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: It's like when you get it's like, how one of
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: them is spicy?
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: Nice?
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: You've got one stinky match per print to pay pack?
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: Are you guys? Matches? Did you guys grow up with
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: matches in the bathroom?
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: No, we do have matching shoes on though, speaking of matches.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: You guys never did matches in the bathroom. You take
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: a nasty ship.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: We did that just because I've added them as an
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: adult though. It's great in case people want a nasty
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: ship of mine.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: It works really well. I can't believe how well it works. Yeah,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: it's chills to smell immediately. I wonder who thought of that,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: some fucking some smelly mass everything just trying everything they
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: can just like an aerosol can and a lighter, just
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: like spraying the guy who invented the flamethrower. It's actually
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: just because it's ship snunk. Yeah, you ever ship in Uh,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: you ever smell ship out of water? It's nasty, a
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: lot smellier than you think.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: Hm.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: I can't believe the water is doing that much of
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: a heavy lift.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: It's really masking the smell. I think I've told this
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 5: story before, but when I was in high school probably
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: or maybe middle school, me and my friends were gonna
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: do the poop dollar and uh and uh my buddy
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: ship in a bag and then we put it outside
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: and then we forgot about it and his mom found it.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 5: You're doing it in your suburban neighbor and we were
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: gonna try to We never ended up doing it.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: There's probably no foot trap.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: Now we're the only ones because then we did. We
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: t peed someone's house. We t peed someone's house and
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: the dude just walked right to the house. He was like,
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  Speaker 5: you're the only people that walk around on this street.
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  Speaker 5: And then we had his mom made us go and
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: grab the toilet paper clean it up because we t
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: peed the house and they were having like they had
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: like people over and they were all sitting outside and
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 5: then rolls in toil paper just started flying over the room.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: That's something that like watching like an Adam Sandler movie
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: would like make you want to do ship like that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you just want the camaraderie with your buddies.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it is fun. Those are those are the good times.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: And then you start doing drugs and drinking. You don't
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: do that anymore. Well, you do drink, you go, I'm
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 5: not gonna waste toilet paper, dude, be a fucking grow up.
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  Speaker 3: No, you start doing drinking and then you elevate your
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: pranks to crimes. Yeah, like we're gonna fucking run over
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: all these fucking cars and then stomp on their windshields.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, let's drive down the freeway with our lights off
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: the wrong way. Not funny, that sh It's not funny.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: That's it's not fun or cool or cool at all.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: It's fucked up, is what it is.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: Dude, sass me. And you missed out on a massive opportunity.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: What was it?
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: It was when Francis was like depressed and getting skinny.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: We should have that's when we should have kicked our
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: workouts into high gear. Why to try and catch him? Well,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: he was, It's like when you hunt a week animal.
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  Speaker 8: Bruh.
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  Speaker 2: We kind of I would have seen you guys getting
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: stronger and immediately would have kicked.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: It in again.
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  Speaker 3: I can't let this happen. No, just work out for
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: fifteen hours straight.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wo Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I don't have any interest in that. Why working out
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 5: for working out?
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: Just going to rock just going on to Ultra mare?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: What is the ultra marathon?
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: Anything about twenty six point two?
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: Brother, So twenty six point three is Ultra marathon?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: That's songs?
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 5: Yes, actually, yes, that's all.
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  Speaker 1: Someone like posting that they ran thirty miles around Manhattan.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, my first Ultra marathon, it'sactly. That's only six
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  Speaker 1: miles more than a or four miles more, three point
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  Speaker 1: eight more.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's still a shit a ton of miles.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's nothing. That's barely anything.
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  Speaker 5: And that's on fucking god.
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  Speaker 2: Do you guys think that if you if you went
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: right now somewhere let's say Central Park to the Loop,
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  Speaker 2: and someone said, I'll give you ten thousand dollars if
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: you can jog a marathon without shopping. But you can
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: go at any pace. I mean truly barely picking your
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: feet off the ground, but you are jogging.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely not.
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  Speaker 2: You don't think you could do it? Absolutely not for
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: ten grand. No, you can basically rest while you're doing
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: your jog.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: About what about ten million?
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: Says ten grand?
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 5: I would do it right now, dude, twenty I couldn't
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: walk twenty six point two miles right now.
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  Speaker 2: I actually think it'd almost be easier than walking twenty
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: six point two miles. No, if this office could raise
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  Speaker 2: ten thousand dollars, I would go right now. No one
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: will ever do this.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: Wait, yeah, we need big cat back. Dude, that would
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: be like a fucking It will take you like fifteen
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: hours to do.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: No, it would. I think it would take six hours.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 5: So you think you running at your slowest paces, it
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: would take you six hours to run.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: So I'm not gonna run my solowes pace the whole time.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna run eight to nine minute pace and then
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: rest running twelve minute pace. Thirteen minute pace. Do you
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: know how slow that is? Thirteen minute mile pace, that's
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  Speaker 2: a joke.
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  Speaker 5: For twenty six miles.
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  Speaker 2: You drive past, you're sucking crazy on the road, and
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: you say good for them.
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  Speaker 5: That's the pace, dude, twenty six miles.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm talking? Six hours? Not they're
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: really kidding if they think that's a jog. But you
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: know what, good for them?
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: People that train for marathons run marathons in like four
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 5: hours or like six hours.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: I think three hours is the big is the big
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  Speaker 2: number that like properly super super fit marathon runners try
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  Speaker 2: to break. Yes, I'm not trying to do this. I
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: already said three hours.
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  Speaker 5: The hours of a marathon is like he's like, you've
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: run marathons many that might be six minute mile pace. Yes,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 5: that's like super.
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  Speaker 2: Talking an average of twelve minute months.
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  Speaker 5: You just double that? Yeah, how what's the furthest you've
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 5: ever ran?
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  Speaker 2: Run? Would be I don't know, five miles probably What
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: would you be willing to put up?
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 5: Was like part of me was like, you know what,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: he might have run, like, you might have ran a
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 5: marathon before I run?
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: Have run?
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: You think?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: No, have run? I might have run. I don't like that.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna keep sticking with ran.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: That's wrong.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 5: I don't care. You know what's wrong thinking you could
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 5: run a marathon in six miles or six six hours.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: So this is a lot of convintions.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 5: Look would you be marathon page, what would you be
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 5: willing to.
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  Speaker 2: Put up for this?
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: I wish right now his conviction because I would put
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: something up. But I just know Sash will put up nothing.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: But I believe that you could do it.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: I know that I could do this. Yeah, I know
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  Speaker 2: I'm not crazy.
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  Speaker 5: So the average marathon time for man is four and
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 5: a half hours.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're talking of a New York City marathon that
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: has whatever, however, many hundreds of participants and they're taking
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: the average, and for.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: Women it's five.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: They're taking the average of like the Kenyons and then
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: the fucking guy with no legs.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: And a lot of the people at are doing it
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: at your pace, damn near Like they're not running at
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: a fast pace the whole time. They're going at a
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: buy a mile like sixteen. They're going at a good
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: for you pace.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 5: I think the beginner average beginner marathon time for someone
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 5: that's thirty five years old is five hours Novice four
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: hours and eleven minutes gainst yourn extra hour on top
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: of that.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: And I'm in shape.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: You're in shape, You're not in marathon shape. That's massively different. No,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 5: he's not.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: He definitely is.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 5: You have to train to build you, dude, your shins
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: would be exploding.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: I mean against those crazy doping sneakers from Nike that
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: almost got banned, that basically have mattresses in the soul.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: And I'm gonna go and I'm gonna do it.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 5: I'd love to see you do it.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: We gotta find Billy football'stime.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: But you said this, You said you would be walking
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 5: at your lowest pace a.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: Whole marathon on a treadmill. Maybe in like heres, treadmill
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: is not real.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true. And it took him like twelve hours,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: right because he would do like one mile at a time.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: Hold on, we got to wrap Julio's here.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 5: Okay, uh son of a boy dad, check us out.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: Maybe I'm crazy, but I believe that I could do
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: it six hours marathon.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 5: I believe you could run a marathon in six hours.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: I don't believe you could do it the way that
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 5: you were just saying you could do it.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: The question is whether I could do it right now,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: no training.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 5: But the original question was if you could do it
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 5: like running, or like walking slowly or like barely jogging.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: No, I said you could, you could. You can't stop jogging?
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, and you said you could, You said you
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 5: could do that, there was no time limit. No, I
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 5: don't think you could run a marathon in six hours. Sorry, bro,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 5: Well there you go, right now, right Put your money
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 5: where I think if you trained, you could easily do
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 5: what you're But if you don't, if you don't train
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 5: for long distance running, I don't think you could run
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: a marathon.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: In six hours. Put your money where your mouth is.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 5: No, because I don't. I'm never going to think about
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: this conversation again, and I'm definitely not putting my money
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: on it.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: You're turning yellow. That's yellow.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 5: All right? Thank you guys for listening. We're going to
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 5: be in Cleveland this weekend, me and Francis. Please get
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 5: tickets for that. Let's ask which website dot com pop
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 5: on Thursday, jes Saturday, come.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: And see that.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 5: Goodbye,