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Bill's Bear Lake Trip From August 25th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: I was.
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  Speaker 2: Staying up at Bear Lake, and they so that we
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  Speaker 2: rented this little airbnb. Very nice place. It was really
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  Speaker 2: just charming and quite close to the to the water.
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  Speaker 2: One year, many years ago, we rented did an Airbnb
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  Speaker 2: up there, and uh, I think this was even before Airbnb.
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  Speaker 2: We went through some realty company, you know, and they yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and and they said sure, it's right on the water
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  Speaker 2: if you want to walk for a quarter of a mile.
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  Speaker 1: But this was very close to the water.
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  Speaker 2: And there were several other little cabins or houses in
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  Speaker 2: a row there, and some people staying in the one
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  Speaker 2: next to us. They took great delight in getting out
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  Speaker 2: the golf clubs and hitting golf balls into the lake,
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  Speaker 2: and I just, I don't know, it just bugged the
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  Speaker 2: hell out of it. And we found we must have
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  Speaker 2: found half a dozen golf balls in the lake, you
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  Speaker 2: know when when we were out there floating around and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Was the hell people.
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  Speaker 2: And because it's quite shallow, it's bare lake where we
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  Speaker 2: were anyway, it's quite shallow for a long way out.
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  Speaker 3: That's littering.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I just thought, when we
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  Speaker 4: bring the National Guard up there, what's wrong with people?
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  Speaker 4: What are they these are these are the worst of
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  Speaker 4: the worst. These are criminals.
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  Speaker 2: And now they did I think they went around and
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  Speaker 2: tried to collect a bunch of them after they were
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  Speaker 2: having their fun. But still we found six or seven
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  Speaker 2: of them right in the part part of the beach
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  Speaker 2: that we had and I just thought, you know, it
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  Speaker 2: just seems rude.
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  Speaker 1: It's like it's like people.
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  Speaker 2: The boat traffic was pretty far off because the lake,
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  Speaker 2: as I said, it's quite shallow, although you could bring
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  Speaker 2: a jet ski really close, but you could hear people
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  Speaker 2: just blasting their music in their boats.
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  Speaker 3: You know, Oh that's always how it is.
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  Speaker 2: And I just don't again again, the music is for you.
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  Speaker 2: It's not for everybody on the lake. It's not for everybody,
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  Speaker 2: but they you know, you gotta blast the music and
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  Speaker 2: you gotta just it's just people don't have any They
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  Speaker 2: they're just rude, is what they are. Fruit They don't
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  Speaker 2: care about anybody else.
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  Speaker 3: They're stinking up the great outdoors.
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  Speaker 2: But if you're planning on going to Bear Lake there
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  Speaker 2: there Logan Canyon is a mess because they're laying construction cable.
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  Speaker 2: They're putting cable optic fiber optic cable, and you know,
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  Speaker 2: so they have the canyon probably five places. You come
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  Speaker 2: to these big stop lots because it goes down to
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  Speaker 2: one lane, and so you have to wait there for
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  Speaker 2: a while and while they the traffic comes through and
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  Speaker 2: then they now send you on. But Sunday was fine.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody was working on Sunday. But but if you're going
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  Speaker 2: to Logan up through Logan Canyon, be prepared for extensive delays,
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  Speaker 2: which is really not which is really not fun when
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  Speaker 2: you have a car that so you want to be
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  Speaker 2: able to turn it off when you know you're going
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  Speaker 2: to be sitting there for twenty minutes or half an hour. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but but we had car trouble and so we had
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  Speaker 2: to leave the car running the entire time as well.
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  Speaker 5: If we turn it off, we might not get it
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  Speaker 5: back on again.
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  Speaker 2: And that actually did happen to me. So I went down.
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  Speaker 2: I went down to Layton to the funeral. I got
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  Speaker 2: up in the morning, left up six point thirty in
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  Speaker 2: the morning, and the car started. I was worried about
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  Speaker 2: it was that I wasn't going to make it, But
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  Speaker 2: the car started, and I went down the canyon and
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  Speaker 2: I left it running through out and then I went
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  Speaker 2: to the funeral. Home in Layton, and then when I
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  Speaker 2: got out of the funeral home, the car started again.
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  Speaker 2: Oh good, okay, this is good, this is this is great.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just going to go over to my ex wife's
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  Speaker 2: house for a few few minutes and chat and see
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  Speaker 2: the kids. And so I drive over there, sit there
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  Speaker 2: for ten or fifteen minutes. Well I got to get
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  Speaker 2: back up to bear Lake, go out. Car doesn't start.
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  Speaker 2: It's just dead as a dead as anything. So there's
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  Speaker 2: there's triple A and they were fat triple A. I
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  Speaker 2: had they Yeah, I had to buy a new battery.
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  Speaker 2: And that was the that was the quickest way to
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  Speaker 2: do it. They'll they have battery service, you know, and
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  Speaker 2: you call them up and they'll they came within about
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  Speaker 2: twenty minutes or half an hour, and the guy, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you know, you're battery shot. They're all Donator's fine. Battery shot.
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  Speaker 2: So that's what I had to do. That was more fun.
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  Speaker 5: You see the bear Lake Monster.
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  Speaker 1: Nope, No, and I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: And I didn't get a Raspberry shake either, and I
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  Speaker 2: feel bad about that.
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  Speaker 1: I should have gotten a riot.
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  Speaker 2: Resume any raspberry product at all, Yes, yes, fresh raspberries.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yes, at least you got some.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because bear Lake is famous for their raspberries, if
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  Speaker 2: you didn't know, and they're also famous for their Cisco.
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  Speaker 1: Cisco. It's a little fish.
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  Speaker 2: That that grows only in bare Lake, that lives only
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  Speaker 2: in bare Lake.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They spawn in the like in January or something like that,
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  Speaker 2: and that's the only time you get them. You they
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  Speaker 2: net them. They come up to the shore to spawn
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  Speaker 2: and you net them. And uh, you know, they're about
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  Speaker 2: like they're like a like a sardine.
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  Speaker 1: They're tiny.
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  Speaker 2: They're tiny, and the people the way the way they're
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  Speaker 2: they're pretty tasty. You just you don't bother cleaning them
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  Speaker 2: because they're so small.
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  Speaker 1: You just you know, roll them around.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, just roll them around in some flour from
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  Speaker 2: fryme in butter. And they're they're pretty tasty. They get
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  Speaker 2: all crispy and crunchy.
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  Speaker 1: No thanks, Well, nobody's offering you with enough butter.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Gena, I'm having a big Cisco fry, won't you come?
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  Speaker 1: No, Oh, come on, We're gonna have slamses for beverages.
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  Speaker 5: Tell that was earlier this morning.
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  Speaker 3: Tell people get what those are.
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  Speaker 2: Slamsys are this beverage I found at a liquor store in Idaho,
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  Speaker 2: and it's uh. This one was banana pudding, and I
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  Speaker 2: love banana putting. I hadn't had it for a long time,
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  Speaker 2: so I got the banana putting slamsy uh and it
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  Speaker 2: and he tasted pretty banana.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it was pretty good. But it's fifteen percent alcohol.
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  Speaker 3: Nan Are pudding.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is cheerleader alcohol. Huh. But again, grown adult people,
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  Speaker 1: it is.
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  Speaker 2: It's for grown adult people who know how to have
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  Speaker 2: a good time, like who like to.
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  Speaker 1: Hit golf balls into the lake.
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  Speaker 6: It's grape wine with real cream, natural flavors and yellow
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  Speaker 6: number five Yellow.
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  Speaker 2: They have a cookies and cream one too. I'd try
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  Speaker 2: them all, Yeah, I would. I should have bought one
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  Speaker 2: of beach but and I got it. I got it,
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  Speaker 2: like laid in a supply of buzzballs as well, which
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  Speaker 2: I really like.
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  Speaker 5: Which is okay, the most interesting man in the world,
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  Speaker 5: Remember the most interesting man in the world.
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  Speaker 1: Huh huh. Yeah, you're looking at him right here.
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  Speaker 5: He's not drinking a buzz ball. Don't you aspire to
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  Speaker 5: be like the most interesting man.
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  Speaker 4: In the world?
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  Speaker 1: You mean pretentious?
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  Speaker 2: No, No, I'm a man of the people, Gina.
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  Speaker 6: You know that's why he's in a poetry society.
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  Speaker 2: You know, the buzz ball is is, but they also
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  Speaker 2: have a buzz bomb. They're huge, and I don't know
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  Speaker 2: how you're I really haven't. Just just I can can't
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  Speaker 2: figure out how you're supposed to drink them, Like for
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  Speaker 2: one person, I think you must. You have to be
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  Speaker 2: there for these. Yeah, but they're I mean I think
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  Speaker 2: it's a half gallon or something. It's big, the buzz bomb.
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  Speaker 2: But they make a peanut colada one that tastes pretty good,
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  Speaker 2: and a coke, you know, like a chocolate one, and
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  Speaker 2: the flavor, the fruit flavored ones are not so good.
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  Speaker 2: They taste really artificial. But you know, so what if
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  Speaker 2: what if a cocoat? You know it's artificial that it's
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  Speaker 2: got enough alcohol in it. It's fine. Same thing with
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  Speaker 2: this slamsey, this banana putting slamsy. I mean you can,
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  Speaker 2: I mean the alcohol really hits you good. You can
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  Speaker 2: taste the alcohol.
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  Speaker 6: Well, it's because you get the wide open, the wide
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  Speaker 6: mouth to drink from. Just yeah, and you're gone where
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  Speaker 6: the buzz bombs. That's a smaller opening. It's like a
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  Speaker 6: little beer can take a little a little longer and
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  Speaker 6: you can't quite get all of the liquid out of
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  Speaker 6: the buzz wall. That's that's something that really bothers me
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  Speaker 6: about them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Bill's shake in it.
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  Speaker 1: You can't.
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  Speaker 2: There's just always a little bit in there that won't
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  Speaker 2: kind of come out.
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  Speaker 1: Because I was a design of the packaging.
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  Speaker 3: See, I was thinking about this the other day.
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  Speaker 6: You know the standard flask, you know the square, Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: bad design. I know that it's to be so that
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  Speaker 6: you can keep your pocket in your pocket. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 6: understand that, but surely there must be a better design,
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  Speaker 6: some sort of.
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  Speaker 3: Angular top, because does it get stuck.
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  Speaker 6: Because well it does, getting it clean is impossible.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I've got I've got one that made Aladdin
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  Speaker 2: Stanley makes a flask I think Whiskey Dave gave it
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  Speaker 2: to me, and that's it's pretty. It's it's got a
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  Speaker 2: wider opening. Is it flat though, so it'll fit your pocket?
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  Speaker 6: It's see I'm saying, combine these two designs flat but
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  Speaker 6: with a pointed top.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever seen one of those flasks that are
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  Speaker 2: kind of there, I don't know how to describe it.
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  Speaker 2: They're kind of oval shaped and they bulge out a
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  Speaker 2: little bit in the center.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I have one of those.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, those are that Those are pretty good.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that one's around and it's easier to clean. You
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  Speaker 6: can get all that beverage out. So that's that's that's
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  Speaker 6: the design. These standard ones. I'm not interested anymore, even
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  Speaker 6: though my favorite one is a standard square flask.
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  Speaker 3: It's the one that Ivy gave me with the.
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  Speaker 6: Temple on it, with the kitty cat on it, and
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  Speaker 6: the kitty cat has got his tongue up touching his nose,
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  Speaker 6: and for some reason, along the bottom it says, dad ass,
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  Speaker 6: I just love it, dad ass, little kitty cat bloop
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  Speaker 1: All right,