Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #414 We Don't ELVIS PEDO the Same
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- 0:00What Up, And welcome back to another episode here of the We Don't Smoke
- 0:05the Same podcast. Thank you so much everybody for patiently waiting. We are
- 0:09back here and in full effect on the first Thursday, first Thursday of the
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- 1:02The Ray is actually contributing, so you know what I'm saying that's those are
- 1:06numbered never been the Soul Assassin's member gave it to me. I'm not gonna
- 1:11say who, but a pretty big name in the group. It was DJ
- 1:15Muggs, was it? It wasn't. You don't know that. You know
- 1:19he's a liar. I don't believe anything comes out of his mouth. I
- 1:23like you. I like Ray's thought. It's a mystery. We don't know
- 1:25who gave you that think. It would be a lot better if he just
- 1:26said it was DJ Muggs. He's like the head. But anyways, but
- 1:34is it already? Interrupted me? My co host x G. What's up?
- 1:38DoD? What's up? I like the vibe when I got here.
- 1:42You're playing Elvis. I like Elvis. I just started playing Elvis. But
- 1:46you are you a huge Elvis fan? Like what I'm saying, I didn't
- 1:48expect you to play Elvis. I showed up. I listened to Elvis a
- 1:49lot. Sam Tripp is a huge Elvis fan. Yeah, which is kind
- 1:53of weird because I kind of told him about it and he looked at me
- 1:57like, acts don't even bring this up in my car because he plays Accent
- 2:00radio and there's Elvis Presley face station. You don't funk around. You get
- 2:05it. You get in this car. You're listening to Elvis Preston most likely,
- 2:07or Dodger Baseball or Raidership. But it was Elvis Presley. And I
- 2:10looked over and I was like, did any data? Girl? That was
- 2:15the look was like you know that that look you give your kids? Well,
- 2:19I just shut up. I was like, you're on tour, shut
- 2:21up? X Yeah. But when he because I was about to put them
- 2:23on glouse, I was like, how is it your favorite? If he
- 2:24was a how was she? I don't know, and I don't know.
- 2:31You know him if you like himing up, look at that smile, you
- 2:35know that it was here. Jovis Presley. Presley sixteen years old when she
- 2:43got married to Elvis. Look, this is how I feel about this.
- 2:46But did he yeah? Ray, welcome back? Ray? What's up?
- 2:51And where did they get married at? Too? That kind of counts one
- 2:53of those like little Tennessee church probably all right, so somewhere in Tennessee.
- 2:57All right, somebody Rudy said she was fourteen. I think that was the
- 3:01number. That was the number. That number. I'm not saying Elvis is
- 3:07okay, But look, man, like fools were like that was not that
- 3:10was very common for that time, dog like like but even like look man
- 3:15like. Even me going to high school, I used to see older fools
- 3:17pick up younger chicks like the foods that already had graduated two or three years
- 3:23ago, and like the mom and the dad were kind of like, well,
- 3:25as long as he's taking care of you, it's okay. I'm not
- 3:28saying you would fly in today's society, but you know, eight things changed
- 3:32all right, different times. Him him shaking his hip was forbidden on TV.
- 3:38That was very sexual. Him just shaking his hip. He wasn't even
- 3:40he wasn't even thrusting like you know what I mean, he was his well
- 3:45half. He was no, no, no, that's what they would say.
- 3:47Yeah, that's what they was. My grandparents, my grandparents had been
- 3:52married for sixty five years, bro, my grandpa's eighty five. And when
- 3:55I did the math, I'm like, you just fucking took my grandma when
- 4:00she was just younger and they were like clearly underage, and just like I'm
- 4:05like, yeah, it's just that's just how they did it back then.
- 4:08Bro. I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say.
- 4:10I'm not saying like, like, hey, bro, like I can't
- 4:13be like it didn't work out, because obviously in my grandparents' cases it did
- 4:15work out. But I'm just saying, Bro, I think it's like I
- 4:19said, it's from a different time era. Bro. Priscilla was just fourteen
- 4:24years old when she met Elvis, who was twenty four at the time.
- 4:29How big? What's that house though? But she got married at twenty one.
- 4:33Yeah, and to get the hell out of her and to give it
- 4:39up to her. She made a great decision because he did sleep around,
- 4:43but she was his only wife. Yep. She always came back home to
- 4:46her dog. And I don't want to tell me like he fucked around and
- 4:50found out. Look, dog, I'm not a We can't go look dudese,
- 4:56come on, dog if he comes with species, complaining, complaining,
- 5:00if he always comes back home, I mean, come on, you're dating
- 5:03the hottest rock star in the world. Yeah, number one hero. But
- 5:10first drink? All right? But like, all right, let's be honest.
- 5:13Do you think, like, for example, like opposetting Cardi B.
- 5:16You think Cardi B's a lot of fuck other dudes? Oh? Bro,
- 5:20But I'm like, why not because think about it, like, if she's
- 5:24dated, you talk about it. If Cardi bi O cameret, let's say
- 5:27you put this, you put this in into the world. If Cardi b
- 5:31An Offset have an open relationship, but they're like, well, let's say
- 5:35it this and it's open relationship and Cardi hit you up? Would you fuck
- 5:39Cardy and then talk about it? I think you're sign a non disclosure when
- 5:44you fuck with people like that. It's a it's a verbal thing from what
- 5:46they sue you. Yeah, and then you can make a book, I
- 5:49mean, can't you Just like I don't know, Like they'll literally make you
- 5:53film a video and be like, hey, if you want to come back
- 5:56home with me, I need I need a video of you saying that You're
- 5:59not gonna post none of this stuff. It's just legalities, bro, Like
- 6:02the d end it's get cool but anyway, a lot of but that's like
- 6:04high profile people that are Yeah, but technically, if you're high profile,
- 6:11you can do that at any time anywhere. Bro. Like if I like,
- 6:13if I was single and I'm not saying how my high profile for all
- 6:15the haters in the chatter like look at just like ks fans fuck up I
- 6:19got a brand new PS five for free. Fuck up, I got fans,
- 6:25guys man, Yeah, I fucking love that ship bro. Like but
- 6:30yeah, bro, but like before we even go on and ship like that,
- 6:31It's like, Bro, you can literally be like that if you're gonna
- 6:35take a chick home, Like you can even be like that. Like like
- 6:38you're talking and people have certain interpretations of you, and let's just say you
- 6:42take a bit home and then you're like, hey, you know what,
- 6:45not for nothing, Like I'm just playing it. On the same side.
- 6:47Can I just get a video of you saying you're not gonna talk about what
- 6:49happened here? You can do that and it's not weird. If Jessica,
- 6:54Kim Kardashian, Megan Fox, any of these horse hit me up and they're
- 6:58like, I want to fuck you. I want to fuck you at shit,
- 7:01all of them, the horse I want to fuck you horse because that's
- 7:04what I name it. That's what I'm calling them right now. Okay,
- 7:06so this is your dream, it's my dream. So this horse hit me
- 7:10up, it's turned into Shay Sheha's clop. He's hoard hit me up and
- 7:13they tell me I'll fuck you, but you have to sign an NDA.
- 7:15You don't think I'm gonna sign it? And then two days later, I'm
- 7:17gonna tell all that we don't smoke the same fan at least on the patron.
- 7:20But you know she can go after everything you have, dude, unless
- 7:24you're gonna deport me, I really don't care. You can maybe take my
- 7:27dog, and I might. I'm just tell me, like what, like
- 7:29you know how many subscribers? I remember that bitch that was talking about Cardi
- 7:31B And now she's crying because she's like I didn't think she was gonna come
- 7:34after me, but like she had something to do with Like, bitch,
- 7:39I told you I was gonna come after you if you started talking shit.
- 7:42And like now she's in debt, like she has to sell everything off.
- 7:45She's like four million in debt, like bankrupt, Like bro, like that
- 7:47ship legalities for fuck with you, bro, Like you will end up homeless
- 7:51if somebody comes after everything you want you have. That's why you put everything
- 7:55in your mama's name. Dog, you didn't learn that ship? What's that?
- 7:58What's what's that song? That hip hop song? And then also too,
- 8:03I think if you violate a non disclosure verbal non disclosure with somebody,
- 8:07and especially if you're giving consent, it becomes like a sexual sexual crime,
- 8:11where like you're violating that because like it's like the same classification as revenge porn,
- 8:16you know what I mean. How like you can't you can't take a
- 8:18girl's titty picture and put it on Reddit and be like she will go up
- 8:22with me, Go ahead at it, boys, and then sure enough,
- 8:24like somebody's like hey, bro, like that's her ex boyfriend. You can
- 8:28go to jail for them. Remember when I was a thing before it was
- 8:31a law. Yeah, that was crazy. There was a whole website where
- 8:35you just post the pictures of your old ex'es. And let me tell you,
- 8:37dog, that shit fucks. She fucks with people's lives. Maybe not
- 8:41like I don't know, like just don't care no more. They post their
- 8:43own titties on this learn to rightly read. All right, let me let
- 8:46me tell you dog, bitches, do care. Like I was with somebody
- 8:50at one point in my life, doog that person had got in like,
- 8:52you know, this is a pretty high profile person and she got like a
- 8:56part. She was a part of the happening, you know, when they
- 8:58leaked all these people's things and like food, this shit fuck with this bitch's
- 9:03head all the fucking time, fool like literally could not go nowhere without somebody
- 9:11like say, bringing it up, and then she would cry come home and
- 9:15just be like I want to kill myself, Like I can't believe, Like
- 9:18I worked so hard to have my image and now like I was doing something
- 9:22in private and now people fucking think I'm like some kind of horror and like
- 9:26I'm like, don't get me wrong, Like it was a full on like
- 9:28you know, it was explicit, but it's just pretty crazy how like food
- 9:31like that shit can fuck up a chick's lives, bro Like, like mentally,
- 9:35like bitches are fragile like that. Bro Like, I wouldn't try to
- 9:39come at her bitch like that. Like, and don't get me wrong,
- 9:41it could be both ways. Like I'm pretty proud of my penis side,
- 9:43So if I got doxxed, you know what I mean, with my dick,
- 9:46I'd be like, yeah, you know what I'm saying, all right,
- 9:48But like but if I was ashamed, if I was a secure,
- 9:50it could fuck up a guy's ego bad, all right, So all right,
- 9:52you brought it up, you said it broke that this girl that you
- 9:56were dating. It broke, it broke her heart. It was today,
- 10:00it was it with her head, right all right? Her mom hated all
- 10:03right? All right? Yeah? Her mom literally would be like, I
- 10:07don't have a daughter. You're a fucking whore, all right, right?
- 10:11Literally, like so let me let me ask you. You said it it
- 10:15would it'd be horrible, and then you said it wouldn't be as bad for
- 10:18you. Do you know what just happened to your boy? Who's my boy?
- 10:22Your boy? I mean he might not be your boy boy, but
- 10:24he is. Tyron Woodley got caught eating pussy on camera and it's going viral
- 10:28right now. That's kind of your boy. Would you be with me?
- 10:31Would not break your heart? Would you? Would? You've interviewed the man,
- 10:33but I wouldn't say we're homies. I mean, come on, he's
- 10:37like Ken, she's homie and be real homy Oh my bad? I mean
- 10:41whatever, But to me, he's your homie. You've thought you've interviewed him
- 10:45more than once, but he have you seen the video? No, I
- 10:48don't want I'm not really looking out for celebrity sexty. I don't look for
- 10:52it's all over Twitter. It was trending. You know, I know I
- 10:54don't have a Twitter. Why not? I just don't that. I crossed
- 11:01it out of my head like a long time ago. I just said.
- 11:03I was like, this is one app I just don't need. And then
- 11:05when I tried it, I was saying hateful things on there, So I
- 11:09was like, this is gonna work out. Yeah, you gotta be careful.
- 11:11Can't be dropping that f parm Well no, no, now you can.
- 11:13Now you can because he's on musk Nah. Because I was, I
- 11:16was on there saying like stuff that could for sure get me canceled. I'd
- 11:18be like, when these two explicit words walk into the post office smelling like
- 11:22beeep, fucking I can't believe these peep think like feep like And I was
- 11:26just like, oh man, I got to delete this. So did you
- 11:31never had a Twitter account? Either way? Well on x it's not called
- 11:35Twitter anymore. X on X, I can't get on that app for I
- 11:39wonder thinks the fucking world's the simulation? Did you see what I said?
- 11:43You're like all right on x XX videos anyways, Well you didn't see it,
- 11:50but anyways, it was trending. Only one of a video got leaked
- 11:54of him meeting some pussy and it's not too bad. I was looking at
- 11:56I was like, man with a chick. Fine, you can't you see
- 12:00her because it looks like she's recording. So all you see him is like
- 12:03in the pussy Dog like like was it like? Was it sexy Red?
- 12:07She looked good. She looked like she had a nice titties town downtown dad,
- 12:15hoochie daddy. I'm not here in Miami, I swear, dude,
- 12:18I should not know that ship like that, but you know it's what it
- 12:22is. I steal when you sing I'm a devil like Doja Cat is not
- 12:28really like a whore like that? What who says? Who? I don't
- 12:33know. She's not really well. I mean she's talking about kidneys. Yeah
- 12:37that's a slut, yeah, but I mean yeah, but what she's like
- 12:41here, I don't think that's technical. Look, Megan Stallion and Sexy Red,
- 12:46that's hell of explicit to me. What Doja Cat is doing? One
- 12:50line like that? All right, It's just one line. It's not the
- 12:52whole song about how she's fucking arousing the penis and shoving it in her fucking
- 12:58mouth. It's alive everywhere if that was your daughter, would you call her
- 13:01a classy lady. She's rebel, not a classy lady. You do not
- 13:09want your daughter to be anything like this. She said what she said,
- 13:13dude, shut up. I don't think she's a horn bro. Come on,
- 13:20she just doesn't come across that horry to me, bro Bro. Look
- 13:24at her. She performers on stage, you know, like I mean,
- 13:28but like she doesn't really try to be like oh yeah, like it's not
- 13:31like fucking what's her name? I Spice? I Spice is like not talented.
- 13:35Look in my ass, you know what I mean? Like, she's
- 13:37like, literally her whole thing is Billie Eilish. I heard that basic got
- 13:43big old titties and doesn't even want to show them and still rocking it right
- 13:48exactly, check mate, Sooner old later and sooner or later, she'll be
- 13:54on Playboy sooner or later. When she dies down, she'll be like,
- 13:58here you got but I heard they're huge. I have never even seen them.
- 14:01I honestly don't don't think anybody seen them besides the guy she's she's boning.
- 14:07No. I think I think I think you know how people are.
- 14:09Like. During the summer, she went to the pool and someone caught it,
- 14:13and then that's how I hired. But I was like, eh,
- 14:13I don't really give a fuck about her that much, but I was like,
- 14:16nice, good for her. She's out there not showing her titties,
- 14:18like Christina Paginski goes out there not showing her titties when she's on stage.
- 14:22Nice. She doesn't have a sex talk, she don't need. She doesn't
- 14:26try to sell you a sex to all of herself. And it's like,
- 14:28yeah, exactly, laughing at my hour special while you fucking have your ticket
- 14:31inside my plastic mount so you can love me for all the wrong reasons.
- 14:37And if you give it a fart star rating, we'll give you twenty percent
- 14:39off. Come on, if you ever made it big time like Matt Rife
- 14:46level, would you have a sex all of yours of yourself? Nah?
- 14:48Bro, I think that's fucked. No, never mind not a sex doll,
- 14:52but no, no, the question is sex doll? Like like like
- 14:58Amy Shooter was about to, I'm sorry, what's Amy Cummings whatever? The
- 15:03log love doc dog dog, look dog. I just want to have a
- 15:05sex I just want to have a sex talk because I don't think females want
- 15:09like a whole doll of me, But I would, but I would have
- 15:11a dildo of my dick, like my exact dick, Like that's for sure.
- 15:16His dick is just not on him, Like I like a mold on
- 15:18my dick I was. If you were like Matt, yeah, you could
- 15:22buy a mold of my dick on my website because he can sell that.
- 15:24Oh yeah, I would definitely do that. I definitely saw the mold of
- 15:28my dick on my website. If I was Matt rape Pick or like they
- 15:31cook style, especially these days, Justin Beier fucked up. He could have
- 15:39made a mold of his dick and they would have fucking pulled out. Okay,
- 15:43we're gonna stop talking about dick. Reverted back to fucking doja cap for
- 15:48a second. I would say she's a classy who, classy whole and she
- 15:54got bars. She could wrap too, like she like, you know,
- 15:58she's like her ship. She really be on. So then you do you
- 16:00think Nicki Minaj is a whore? She's up there, she's up you said,
- 16:04good rap r. I think Nicki Minaj got some bars. I mean,
- 16:07I think at the beginning she was really all about like everybody like try
- 16:11to see what my asshole looks like. You know. I in the beginning,
- 16:15she was more way more wrapped in the beginning when she met right when
- 16:17she met little Wayne, Yeah, but she was she was still going in.
- 16:19But then like when she popped off, she's like, yeah, everybody
- 16:22just keep on focusing on my torso. Yeah, but like let's be for
- 16:25real though, Like you can't have an ass like that and not show it
- 16:27that that's I mean shot, she had a whole face at everybody, and
- 16:30then she'd be she'd be she'd be barring it out dog you think, like
- 16:34you know who, you know who? Like I know, even though she
- 16:37gets her ship ridden for like you know who, I like it when she
- 16:38wraps, and I wish she really tried on some lyrical ship. I like
- 16:41the way CARDI b sounds on some raps. I like the way she fucking
- 16:45sounds. But I just don't like that, Like I don't like about that.
- 16:52And she tries to be political, but ship I said, I like
- 16:56the way she raps, I didn't say I liked it. She fucking did
- 17:00a stupid ad for Berdie sanders Bro. I don't like. I don't get
- 17:03two ships about that basic like I want to fucking I like. I like
- 17:06when she starts rapping about shooting foods up and she like that. I was
- 17:08like, all right, bitch, oh well what up? Okay, So
- 17:11I got to bring back Nicki Minaj for a quick second. Did she get
- 17:15a gang bang done through Young Money? The Young Money running the game bang
- 17:19through Nicki Minaj? Because you remember those days right whenever it was like did
- 17:22Drake hit it? The Lil Wayne? You think she got you got ran
- 17:26through. I don't know if it's I don't know if it's a gang bang,
- 17:27like you're fucking blind, like where they all took turns. But like,
- 17:32even if it's not the same night, it's dude, get around the
- 17:36label. Yes, I want to say it to say if we were all
- 17:38single and we're all hooked up with the same chick, I'd be like,
- 17:41oh yeah, we don't want the same gang bang that chick. Even though
- 17:45if it wasn't the same night, I would still say that. I was
- 17:48like, yeah, we don't want the same for sure. Me and rain
- 17:51is on, I see that more of like a NLP boy type of thing,
- 17:53like Verdy White Boy is like I feel like MILP boys fucking do that
- 17:56kind of shit, you know, when they were like doing it up like
- 18:02what's his name? Logan and Jake? Yeah, for sure, these two
- 18:06foods seem like these two foods probably ran trains on chicks, like especially during
- 18:11Like I don't know, man, these foods are willing to scam their fans,
- 18:15so they're for sure like running trains on fucking random like stupid bitches that
- 18:18have good lives, but they want to go ahead and be fucking whoores full
- 18:23send dog full send. I missed the era of like bitches they were like
- 18:29fucking like like I don't know, man, like like let's be real,
- 18:33bro, how many bitches you know out that they can cook? My wife
- 18:38knows how to cook. What's your specialty? Ray give her and I believe
- 18:44it. But what's your specialty? What you're like? She she made like
- 18:45this just like beef. This like beef beauty of style like dish man with
- 18:52like rice and all that. Yeah, that's just pretty bod. She had
- 18:56to like crushed peppers, make a chili paste, sauce and all that.
- 19:00Ship. That's one thing I do. I love dating. I love dating
- 19:03new chicks, Like when I become like their boyfriend and ship because then they
- 19:07like make these like recipes you've never heard of and they're fired. Like right
- 19:10now you're you don't know what to call it, but you're like, yo,
- 19:11this thing was fire. Yeah, they're like this white white girl made
- 19:15this one pasta. I don't know what it was dog, it was fire
- 19:21and there's kind of sandwich. Was it was a pasta? I know it
- 19:25was white dog. It was pasta. It was like like like not marinera,
- 19:30but like with some alfraido. I guess maybe vodka sauce. But and
- 19:33then they had sauces with chicken bro white crew. I don't know that I
- 19:41need a white girl. I missed pasta. You ever had a bomblasagn you
- 19:44made from a white grow at home? That's Italian girl? Yeah, And
- 19:48they and and then you know what's the best part the top because that shit
- 19:51crispy. I used to tell that chick keep it in the top because they
- 19:56got crispy, that crispy cheese the top. I'd always tell her leave it
- 20:00in there, like I do with you for a little longer. You have
- 20:03said that before? Have you ever said that? Yeah, She's like should
- 20:07I take should I take the lasagna? I was like, no, I
- 20:08leave it in there a little longer like I do with you. You're so
- 20:12tough, And that was it and then it came out perfect. Yeah.
- 20:19I don't know, man, like people in the chat room, what are
- 20:22they saying? What are they saying? Like fools are saying that. Some
- 20:26fools are saying like their wives knows how to cook? I don't know.
- 20:32Would you be like, is there something because your mom, Like I've heard
- 20:36you talk about your mom's cooking the zone. Is there something? But I'm
- 20:40not talking about like any of your girlfriends. I'm not putting specifically, but
- 20:42is there one where like you're gonna tell your girl like, hey you my
- 20:45mom need to like hang out one night? Yeah, because of this recipe
- 20:49needs to be learned, like like it's man though, Like I'm not even
- 20:53trying to like be on my cheese start right now, but if you really
- 20:56want to make me happy, you need to know how to make this out
- 20:59rose because it's just fucking slaps and I know your mom's finest planner. In
- 21:03the goals list, there's like fucking four dishes there where I'm just like,
- 21:07what's one? What's one that you're like you I don't care who it is.
- 21:11Even if I get a divorce, my new my new wife's gonna have
- 21:14to learn this honestly, fool like, like it sounds lame, but like
- 21:17I like lentil soup. Lent Sou's fire dog like, so when you're sick,
- 21:22duve like like I had a bowl this ship today, like like just
- 21:27fucking child it down, like I threw brisket in that ship. Yeah,
- 21:30and it's just yeah, it's it's fire like. So that's like one of
- 21:34the dishes for sure. But yeah, it's it's all my goal list.
- 21:37It's on my vision boards. Like if you if you dated like a Mexican
- 21:42or would you tell her like POAs are so relatively available these days that it's
- 21:47I don't really care too much of like my wife knows how to make this
- 21:51or not like where I'm like hey, like even like I'm just like,
- 21:52hey, I'm not gonna go to you for tacos, you know what I
- 21:56mean. I'm gonna go to do miale because I'm not really trying kind of
- 22:00for a mistake. I'm not that I'm saying that, but like I can't
- 22:03afford the tortillas to get burned. Or something like that, We're both gonna
- 22:07have a bad night. This is a for sure deal when we go see
- 22:10on me and we we get everything, you know, but like I'm gonna
- 22:14ask you for like the specialty, like yo, you know that, dude,
- 22:18I really, you know, I really appreciate it. You learning doing.
- 22:21Let's get that tonight, you know, or something like that. But
- 22:22you know what is the move on? And I hate this ship? But
- 22:26me and Ray already talked about it. Dominos has an emergency Peaks of Dog.
- 22:30So when your wife fucks up and she fucks up to dinner and overcooks
- 22:33it or you don't like whatever she made, Dominos has this free peaks on
- 22:37alay. It's called the Emergency Peaks of Dog. Nah. Yeah, you
- 22:41just gotta pick it up. It's free. You gotta make an account,
- 22:44got to make an account. You have to order one time. It literally
- 22:45says you gotta just order one time, and then any other day of the
- 22:49week you can order get one free pieks a year. I don't know how
- 22:52often it is every three four, I don't know how often it is,
- 22:55but it's one of like an emergency, like someone fucked up and didn't turn
- 22:59off the oven and then you guys, we're burnt the brisket. I had
- 23:02one, but just for the fun of it. Yeah, I haven't used
- 23:06my free peaks of the year. Ooh, I'm speakinning year. I'm gonna
- 23:10try to wait it out so some chip sucks up. What about it your
- 23:14birthday? Yeah, you know what, you should get a pizza on your
- 23:17birthday. Yeah, when's your birthday? Very first? Dog, very first.
- 23:21It's really close. Stays On's birthday literally a month away. But I'm
- 23:25excited. I don't know what I'm doing to be thirty one. You know,
- 23:30you should. You should. You should start getting in the habit of
- 23:32doing things where like your gift to yourself is like the gift of health or
- 23:36something like that. Like what the hell happened to Art? He turned my
- 23:38mic up a little bit, Yeah, like you should like the like I
- 23:42don't know, like I looked at it, Like the gift to myself is
- 23:45like I upgraded to like a gold I'm sorry, a platinum membership like for
- 23:49health insurance. So like like just stuff like that, bro, because I
- 23:53don't know, man, Like I do need a new car. We got
- 23:57to raffle this car off is on I'm for real. Let me just give
- 24:00you the the fucking here. I'll give you the I know you think I'm
- 24:03joking, but if I give you the pink slip? Are we in a
- 24:06three? I said February first, stupid, that's why you say citizenship,
- 24:14and he's like, let's get married. I'm joking through he scams the government.
- 24:22That would be a whole movie. I mean it would be a pretty
- 24:25like hopefully not a gay movie, but it would definitely be a game movie.
- 24:29It would be a four hour video like how you go. What's that
- 24:33movie good Luck Chuck or Fire Chuck or what was that movie with the gig
- 24:37with with Paul Clark and sucking Adam Sander, Chuck and Larry. Yeah,
- 24:42it would be that movie. Dog. You can't tell me that's not a
- 24:45gay movie. It's a game movie. It's a gay film though, remember
- 24:48just because the two guys. Remember he was just like, yeah, shut
- 24:52up, Faggett and then he was like what did you say? Sander fucking
- 24:56like fights him. We love you too, Hi, he touches him.
- 25:00Hey, that's not my that's not my vision board too. Man. I
- 25:03want to meet Adam Sander. I'm not this year, but just like within
- 25:06the next five years. That's crazy that you love him so much. He's
- 25:08not on the Epstein list. He's not he not yet. Ray is right,
- 25:15he's not on the Epstein You put money on it, I'll put money
- 25:18on it. I'll put one hundred bucks on it. You put your season
- 25:19pass tickets, I'll put one hundred bucks on it. When's the list coming
- 25:25out? X Well, I'm not even correspondent for the Epstein list. I
- 25:27do have the real one. Somebody said send it to anybody that's on the
- 25:32patron and I want to say, you're fucking line. Then you got the
- 25:33real one, dude. I got it from you guys know you guys know
- 25:37lawyer. Don't say well lawyer, but I know lawyer, don't. I
- 25:41top dog, top dog, and I got it top straight from the sorry
- 25:45dog, like right when I got it, Right when I got it.
- 25:48You know what they told me, don't send it to anybody, but I
- 25:51got this. It's okay to send it to anybody now, so you're not
- 25:52really exclusive, but I got excuse. Hey, somebody said the movie that
- 25:57Xaber for Favors would be called Broken Papers. That's funny. That fucking goal
- 26:06we get married. The coyote marries us while we crossed the border in front
- 26:08of the nice, the nicest no podle. Right when I set the border.
- 26:14The coyote has paper, has a has a he's a pastor, so
- 26:17he can marry us on the dot. That's Mexican bro that you can see.
- 26:21That appears and gives you her blessing, just like she did in the
- 26:22desert with that food. Was like on the floor like hallucinating. Ex send
- 26:29me this list, I got you for sure, Yeah, we want it's
- 26:33it's it's there's three hundred pages in it. So no, but I'll tell
- 26:37you. I'll tell you exactly what page it's on. Yeah, the person
- 26:38told me exactly what page it's on, So I'll tell you. I'll literally
- 26:42forward straight to you right now. Can you name a name that we have
- 26:48not seen already? No? No, those names are like like weird names.
- 26:52There's a lot of like politicians name where like none of us know their
- 26:53names. I was reading, I was like, who is that? And
- 26:56then you know speaking of that ship, like I saw that movie that uh
- 27:02sounds of innocent or voices of the innocent that I don't know why you watch
- 27:04that Okay. First of all, I'm not that I want to sound insensitive,
- 27:10but everybody when they were talking about they were like, don't want you.
- 27:12You're gonna cry, don't want you. It's fucking crazy. Stop you
- 27:17cried to you cried the Jurassic Park. If you're about to mention, if
- 27:19you're about to admit that you didn't cry to this, you know how you
- 27:22sound? This is I felt sad. I feel sad, but I didn't
- 27:26cry because I thought it was gonna be a documentary. Like but I was
- 27:30like, these are actors, you know what I mean? Like like the
- 27:33only thing when I was just like when I did those dinersaurs aren't real,
- 27:37you know what? You know what, I fuck you, you know what.
- 27:40I almost did cry that movie. And you know what, I almost
- 27:42They created that movie and I saw that they were they were in the ocean.
- 27:45I was like Norown and the sharks there. No, I'm not scared
- 27:51of the cartel. I'm more scared of the sharks. No fucking yeah,
- 27:57bro, but that movie. That movie is on Amazon Prime and uh,
- 28:03the cry it's sad. Yeah, Like I'm not not saying it didn't touch
- 28:07me, Like you know what, I'm saying like that because I didn't cry.
- 28:11But it is a very powerful movie and it's crazy to think that it
- 28:15was based on the true story. That whole thing very loosely, let's be
- 28:19real. I know, I want to know if that part at the end,
- 28:22I was like where he goes into the country and then I'm like,
- 28:25this was like the place is covered by guerrilla warriors, you know what I
- 28:29mean, And this was this woo fucking kills the food, Like, come
- 28:32on, that part was pretty Hollywood. But like Taking, remember Taking?
- 28:36You've seen Taken, right, I will find you. Yeah, Like that
- 28:41movie was very cheesy, but it was cool due that scene we're doing the
- 28:45where they're doing the trafficking. Oh, that's just kind of crazy, that
- 28:48Jeffson ship. I really think that's exactly how we've seen it the movie different
- 28:52windows. Have you seen it the movie? Then we're talking about yeah,
- 28:55yeah, tak Yeah you know Taken, I'll tell you were talking about the
- 28:57kid movie was about Taking, but the other film, but Taking, I
- 29:02really do think it's windows like that where he plays bets like that. I
- 29:06really think that's like, I really bro that's like the button. Yeah I
- 29:10should, I should, I should, man yeah, I'm gonna let's review
- 29:12that movie, right the review take it? Why not we reviewed that crazy?
- 29:19Take it all right? You know what fucking why bested taken because it's
- 29:23predictive. Program mean, because I didn't know that I was watching this movie
- 29:26with him telling me this existed. You get what I mean? Crazy said.
- 29:33They cried in that r track scene and never ending story. That ship
- 29:37is traumatizing when that horse gets stuck in the mud and he dies. Oh
- 29:40yeah, I was like, that's a pretty hard that's a kid movie,
- 29:44bro, that ship's sad. Bron I cried and all the oller when I
- 29:49was like, the dog died because he had rabies. Yeah, I was
- 29:53like that movie. Yeah, bro, see kids move And now that I'm
- 29:56thinking about it, kid's movie shouldn't be sad finding Nemo, I cry?
- 30:00Why why? Let me tell you how the movies I cried in there movies
- 30:03except for except for So he's gonna name all these movies. The list is
- 30:11long. I cried except for Charlotte's Web, Jurassic Park. Let me see
- 30:18Charlotte's Web. You can't talk about the fucking boss at the end of the
- 30:22fucking Spider had life lessons. You piece of ship. It's a black widow
- 30:26that can kill people. It wasn't a black widow. There was no red
- 30:29striping there. It was a fucking the Jumping spider. Because there's all Harry
- 30:34and ship. By the end of Jurassic Park, you actually cried. I
- 30:37cried in several times in Jurassic Park. There's like several scenes like when that
- 30:41The first part I cried was was when the dinosaurs sick. Yeah, you
- 30:52know in real life that they ate lies. But I understand. And let
- 30:59me see story one and three. It's just three, the one with the
- 31:03fucking bitch ass bear. Yeah, he's the best Balham. And then I
- 31:08cried a Monsters inc Uh. I sold it. Like about when I sold
- 31:15it, I was like Strawberry, Yeah it does. Let me see what
- 31:18other movie that I cry? And oh that movie about Shadow and the Cat.
- 31:25Remember what's that movie? Sounds familiar with the fuck the dogs talk?
- 31:30Oh they all talk? Yeah, and the cat and it's like, uh,
- 31:33fuck man, what's that movie? Damn it? But that's a good
- 31:37ass movie. It's a nighties movie. I cried in that ship. They
- 31:40were like stuck in this like the how word bound? Yeah, yeah,
- 31:45word Bound Yeah, they were sucking this pit. Remember they couldn't get out
- 31:48of that pit. Cried an airbud. When the fucking clown is treated the
- 31:51dog, I wanted to sock that dog. You know what I cried on
- 31:56Arthur's Christmas? Have you seen that one art? Yeah, it's Arthur's Christmas,
- 32:01you know the Christmas. I think I've heard of it. I don't
- 32:05think i've seen it. It's lame, but the ending gainst you dog,
- 32:07and I hate when they terminator Sarah Smith, James McAvoy, Bill mcnige,
- 32:15what for fuck you? I never heard nobody pronounce that. Teacher? Oh
- 32:22oh yeah, can we kick kick? Can we have a guest a teacher?
- 32:24Guest to fucking it's an acel teacher. That funny. It's not supposed
- 32:30to be funny though, Yeah, because she's gonna tell you we can't get
- 32:34like real life, we can't get. We could get some of the working
- 32:37class in Europe, but like we're probably gonna have to pay them because these
- 32:39people depend on I want to get a plumber. I really want to get
- 32:42a plumber. Dog. Plumber would be dope. They're in demand, and
- 32:45I want to hear the story of them. Clogging fat people's ships. Bro,
- 32:47it's off. It's gonna tell you, Like, dude, I walked
- 32:51in there. Yeah that was a lot. Was the last time you cried?
- 32:55Dude? No, really broke my heart? Dog? Really, I
- 33:00knew homies that showed up to school that was the best, That was the
- 33:04best Mexico squad in a long time. Yeah, I knew. I knew
- 33:07homies that showed up to school that were so mad over that bro that,
- 33:12Like, I'm like, bro, if we were not homies, these fools
- 33:14would want to fight. Remember homie me Syle, Yeah, well the old
- 33:17homie. But yeah, what is it? Uh? I remember like that
- 33:21that like he was so mad because there was another homie named Rocky who just
- 33:27can't pushing it down. He made a shirt of the fucking gold thing like
- 33:32he brought it like every fucking like every time he had class with it.
- 33:37And this food really got out of your skin. But this food used to
- 33:39be all about soccer, bro, in middle school, I'm not even lying.
- 33:43In middle school when was happening and my team lost to like Chivas or
- 33:47Pumas lost to them, and my homie and my dad knew that one of
- 33:52my homies or like Frommerica. He let me miss the next day from from
- 33:58from school and I was like, you're we'll get roasted like your team just
- 34:01lies. Are you fucking kidding me? Dog? Yeah? Yeah, that's
- 34:06how privileged you were. Oh I was, Dog, I'm not lying,
- 34:08like when you you know what's crazy? I used to be a homie dog.
- 34:14Well that's insane. There used to be a homie name Moistas. He
- 34:17used to be a Medican fan, this fool, now that I think about
- 34:22it, he would do that ship too. You missed Monday, Bro,
- 34:24you don't want to. You wouldn't miss it like after you would losing.
- 34:27I'm like foo nobody else, but he would because he would talk to all
- 34:30the pisces too. I'm like, yeah, he was probably worried about the
- 34:34homie Cockroach remember I mentioned him before, like he was a chiebos fan Cheebaws
- 34:37cockroroach Like this fool for sure was probably looking like looking for him, like
- 34:43is that on the stars way the pasta because this who would talk super Mexican
- 34:45like well because back then, because back then something was help with that food
- 34:50skin. Bro. He was like, you shouldn't be the shade of cockroach
- 34:52wings because back then you there was no phones, there was no text message,
- 34:58there was no fucking MySpace. You use to have to want to wait
- 35:00to see that person tell him like Tom almostimos Atlas Atlas us with Gasa.
- 35:07I used to hear that, Bro, and it's just like bro over all
- 35:12day in class. Bro. Like now you just get memes like you know
- 35:15how your team music. You're gonna mean, yeah, it's annoying, but
- 35:17whatever, you fucking ignore it. There's no ignoring it. Dog, when
- 35:22they're in your face and they're wearing their jersey and they're like, eat up
- 35:25puto because there was a lot of Spanish. That's how we felt. And
- 35:29when we went to the Rose Bowl and we lost the Monterey, all the
- 35:31Mexicans they know how to rub it in dogfc way. He was like no
- 35:38way, like just something and you could tell like don't even want to know
- 35:42sock these fools, but like we were out numbered. And now imagine going
- 35:45to school and you have to hear that all class WNG. Dog is this
- 35:49guy in middle school. It's like middle school activities, middle school maybe or
- 35:52like late elementary with like soccer was life Dog that you know, Dog,
- 35:55I'm gonna share this story that he brought me back about like fucking middle school
- 35:59and like high school. Like I don't know why me and my best friend
- 36:02did this shit because I recently, like I met my best friend's kids for
- 36:06the first time, just because this was like a you know, these shout
- 36:08out to Jeffrey. He works a lot, bro, He's just ahead of
- 36:12the household and all this shiit. So like I I haven't seen him for
- 36:14a long ass time, and I was thinking about this time before. We
- 36:17used to have this fucking drama teacher who used to be homeroom teacher, Miss
- 36:22Beck, fat ass bitch. She's probably dead. Had fatass she didn't deserve
- 36:27it. Come on, alright, alright, she was cool, bro,
- 36:30but like we were just bad kids. Food. So me and Jeffrey used
- 36:35to sit in the fucking window, bro. And she used to have these
- 36:37files because like she used to have to reuse the papers because we're like we're
- 36:42underfunded whatever it is, it's just fucked up. Like like she had all
- 36:45these copies of these Shakespeare fucking plays and everything stuff that she had copied from
- 36:50like college things. She wanted to get people intacting and shit right every day
- 36:54for me and Jeffrey would walk in there and we would fucking dig with of
- 37:00the cabdates and we used to because she put us in the corner. She
- 37:04put me and him on the corner on purpose, just because she knew we
- 37:07were like like rowdy or whatever. So me and this fool were just like,
- 37:09oh, let's get back into this beach started throwing files out the window
- 37:14from the third floor one by one every like ten minutes in class because the
- 37:19window was open, it was hot, letting them go ha ha ha ha
- 37:22ha, having the best time. And then you did it every ten minutes,
- 37:25so they would fly away and there wasn't a pile hunky. You wouldn't
- 37:29get got because during that time, it was homeroom right before right after the
- 37:32bell rang after the first period, it was homeroom, and then and then
- 37:37even like the deans and everything were getting ready for the rest of the day,
- 37:38so there was nobody in this area outside and we were just like,
- 37:42man, We're like looking out the window and we're just like fuck this bitch,
- 37:45like you know what I mean, Like we're just throwing the fucking like
- 37:49stacks like this food stuff that she had saved and saved over like years like
- 37:52Shakespeare Hamlet, all this stuff that she like just saving it for her students,
- 37:58right, and she wasn't cool teacher. She didn't deserve it, like
- 38:00Ray said. But we're just bad so full. It was a whole table
- 38:06of littles of different files from file from A through Z, right, like
- 38:09all the all the places that begin with A, all the plays that begin
- 38:13with B, all the players begin to see but going through an alphabetic order.
- 38:16Oh, on this week, we're gonna do all the a's. We
- 38:21take the cabinet out, throw it in the trash and leave. And then
- 38:23eventually we're like, hef we got to separate these because you could tell we
- 38:25already had eliminated like four or five, right, just files. Laughing every
- 38:31day haha. This bitch is asking because anybody see about files? Anybody see
- 38:36my files? Ha ha ha haha, just laughing a good time and looking
- 38:39at each other. You're like your friend Jeff, just like yeah, yeah,
- 38:45stupid bitch. One day home dog all monitor bachwalks in food, No
- 38:58no, no, walks it with the stack of fucking files, bro.
- 39:04And then she's like, excuse me to throw up your classrooms back, But
- 39:09what is it? We've been finding these files out the window and we and
- 39:14you know these students, the homaers keep turning them in and you know,
- 39:17I just wanted that, you know, maybe you might want to close your
- 39:20window. She looked a both us. She's like, oh, it wasn't
- 39:23my window, Like rights us up to the dean, right. There's no
- 39:28proof though, like because we're the only ones that sit there. Food.
- 39:31No proof though, and you know, to top it off, we're like
- 39:36we got caught. We looked at her because she had files in the closet
- 39:39too, and I was like, at least she didn't find the files.
- 39:42We threw all the bottles of glue to stick up together, so like so
- 39:49you know, you know a lot of that stuff comes out of their pocket.
- 39:53So you wonder why the hood ain't got ship dog so food. Like
- 39:59like we get said to the deed's office, right, and we're like like,
- 40:02I'm like, damn, bro, we're about to get in trouble man,
- 40:06and he's like, no, we're not. So she trusted us because
- 40:08she was overweight, like driving the hutbeg like like she was really big.
- 40:14She's a big ass, fat ass lady. Right, she wasn't getting to
- 40:17walk into the de's office. She was like, I'm gonna call down there
- 40:22in a little bit and find out. And she's like, but you better
- 40:23go to the dean's office. Went to the bathroom. Jeffrey ripped up the
- 40:27fucking the deans slip flushing at the toilet and the bell ring, and he
- 40:31went to go play soccer. And then the top it off. All we
- 40:36did. We just didn't show up her homeroom like for like two days straight.
- 40:40And then when you came back, she was like, haven't seen you,
- 40:44gentlemen in a while? Yeah, we got suspended. And that's why
- 40:49you don't want kids, because you're scared that your kid's gonna turn out like
- 40:52you. I don't know if I'm scared of that. I was, what
- 40:55was that? What was I telling you Ray earlier? I want kids like
- 40:58that? Remember when I told you earlier? I was like, yo,
- 41:00man, I was like, if I had a kid, we'd be going
- 41:02to the supermarket and I'd be like I would put the eye of the Tiger
- 41:05song and be like, all right, go punch these bread. Oh yeah,
- 41:08David. I was looking at this flight list. I don't know no
- 41:12names in this flight list. It's a very small flight list. There's more
- 41:15coming out though, but that's the list. It looks pretty legit, right,
- 41:19How many? How many? How long is that page? You went
- 41:21all the way to three hundred something or two hundred I sent you, I
- 41:23sent you the number that the that that the list is on. Yeah,
- 41:27nine to nine thirty eight. Yeah, that listen is that big? All
- 41:31right? Disappointing seventy six names, seventy seventy people. That that's somebody thinking
- 41:42somebody's coming damn food. That was when schools were going through budget cuse that
- 41:45paper was coming out of their pockets. He someone doesn't understand that did this
- 41:50was literally out of her pocket. Money's why she was so set.
- 41:52Dog, Oh you're there there. We finished the whole thing, bro,
- 41:57Like we finished the suspension. We didn't. We never paid no consequences for
- 42:01that. I don't know. I think that's why it feels so good.
- 42:06Like I bet if I bring that up to Jeffrey Dude, like he's,
- 42:08well, he's Christian, so he's probably gonna be like, man, dude,
- 42:13w new person. Probably his buddy would be like my parents went out
- 42:16of the way to make sure I went to good schools, Like you're not
- 42:20going to school, and then they put a brand new address on my school.
- 42:23My mom would clean some my mom cleaned some guy's house, or my
- 42:27fucking my name, my bosses. My dad's boss lived in Newport, so
- 42:30I put the address to Newport so I can go to Newport Harbor High.
- 42:35They're like that, dog. I was like, that's what's up. I
- 42:37didn't have to deal with no ease on. You went to Newport Harbor High.
- 42:40Yeah, to the middle school, You're right. I didn't go to
- 42:44I didn't go to school, but I went to the middle school. I
- 42:45went to the Harbor Middle School, whatever it's called. And then I only
- 42:50went seventh grade. And then right after seventh grade, I went straight to
- 42:52the Elsemore whenever I got But I did middle school and in high school like
- 42:54Elsmore, But I did. But my parents would put addresses to go to
- 42:59better school, so I didn't have to deal with no ease on ship.
- 43:00We always had computer. Dude, I don't know how you're talking shit about
- 43:02me. For not the point. This is the best ship your existence.
- 43:07It is gonna be out of the US text dollars, pucking food lady,
- 43:10who don't destroy all the paper? You was no full fuck that you guys
- 43:15are right, and thanks of America, thank you America. But I'm paying
- 43:19for the paper I destroyed. Now, Bro, I'm an adult, a
- 43:22tax paying citizen, bro, So like for sure, like especially I'm not
- 43:25married town paper, so like for sure, like like you know what I'm
- 43:30saying, Like I'm paying for that fucking paper that I destroyed. When just
- 43:34thirty four years later, you know somebody's that XG you into buddy called Junior
- 43:40Eye. Why are they going today randomly because there because they're mad that I'm
- 43:45They're mad that I didn't go to ghetto school like they went to hang out
- 43:49with people like you, dog, like you're annoying, Like that's annoying,
- 43:52Bro. I did the homework and then the homeworks outside the window. A
- 43:57lot of effort into that, dog. I took the test and I studied
- 44:00hard to pass it. And here you are, but your stupid friend Jeffrey
- 44:04doing it out the window. It wasn't homeworak, babe, now we got
- 44:07you don't know that I know what it was. It was just papers that
- 44:10she had printed for her drama classes of all these plays she wanted people to
- 44:15learn, so she had been using these for years. I don't know,
- 44:16dude. I went to school and tried, tried, tried, Yeah,
- 44:20tried, tried to get a good grade, trying to pass. I didn't
- 44:22say I wasn't passing, bitch, I got I'm the one with a college
- 44:25degree here. Just you cave up in college, bitch. I followed through
- 44:30all that shit, but you just said, yeah. It's like, sometimes
- 44:35you don't even know what World War I know, a fellow fucking ba holder
- 44:37ray, but sometimes you don't even know when World War two started. I
- 44:42don't need to bro I didn't fun. I'm not a history major. That's
- 44:45what I have Google for. Hey, sirih when was World War two?
- 44:49Fucking bitch ignores me too. I've been watching this mine fucking read it.
- 44:53It's nineteen thirty nine. You ever heard of this series called the Sixties the
- 44:58seventies, They go over like the sixties and rewatching that. And I saw
- 45:05the JFK one, like they spent like a whole hour and thirty minutes on
- 45:07the JFK thing and the conspiracies. I think how crazy that was crazy?
- 45:13The whole sixties were crazy, dude. And then I like how they were
- 45:16pushing the narrative where like, you know, if this whole JFK thing was
- 45:22a conspiracy, there is a conspiracy. There probably should have been some proof
- 45:27by now there is lots of proof. So magic bullet theory, you know,
- 45:35like, well finish, no magic bullet theory, This is this bullet
- 45:38just fucking people. That one's crazy, Jeff job. Oh so it turns
- 45:45out to be true, the magic bullet theory, Well, they don't want
- 45:47to admit it, but no one can. Any guy that's ever shot a
- 45:50gun tells you, like, dude, when that ship hits bone, it
- 45:52becomes, it disappears. The bullet looks like it never went through anything.
- 45:55That's the first one second of all is like, yeah about it, And
- 46:00what's a conspiracy that someone killed them? Yeah? Someone killed him, But
- 46:04I think it was more than Jay. Who was it? Lee Harvey?
- 46:08Altho, I don't think it was just him. And even if you're gonna
- 46:12tell me it was, it was uh, the mafia. It's still a
- 46:15conspiracy. People got together to kill him. So it's a conspiracy no matter
- 46:19whatever way you look at around it. I honestly just don't think this guy
- 46:22did it by himself because even then, I mean I don't know if you
- 46:25know literally, uh, later than some mafia guy kills him. Yeah,
- 46:30Jack Ruby, Jack Ruby kills He's not a mafia d he just owns a
- 46:32night club. Yeah, it's just And then Jack Ruby dies too, Yeah,
- 46:37it's just he dies in jail. He dies in jail. They killed
- 46:42him. Yeah, well, I don't know they. I don't know nothing
- 46:45about that. But X the proof though, the proof. But the sixties
- 46:50are crazy. The sixties are crazy. Uh uh. They had the fucking
- 46:55the Vietnam War, they had the Draft, they had the fucking TV.
- 47:00The TV. What was that big concert that everyone want to what whatsot the
- 47:07asset they were doing? Dog Jimmy Hendricks, Dude, those were the times.
- 47:10If I could go back anywhere, I think I would do the sixties
- 47:14and party in San Francisco before it became Bump City what it is today.
- 47:21I don't know. I would just like I'd be, I would just invest
- 47:24in like Disney's talk and just go back. Where would you go? You
- 47:27go back to the early two thousands. You loved, you did love the
- 47:30early you that's your era. I mean, look at this fucking wall.
- 47:31What would you go back? If you could pick an air, I'll be
- 47:34like, this is like what I want to go back, and just like
- 47:37not timetime would just be like I'll be like, oh, this is dope.
- 47:39I'll go back for a little bit and you can't use the phone.
- 47:42Just go back and kick it. Probably like nineteen eighty five and up.
- 47:49It's like cool. It's like it's back enough where I'm like, I know
- 47:52shit and like if you know, I know how to get around, I
- 47:54guess yeah. Like I definitely would want there to be cars and showers,
- 47:59like when people talk about being like I want to go back to times like
- 48:01when eighteen or so eighteen, I'm like, bro, there was no showers.
- 48:06I'm not still sucked. Yeah, no light. I need there to
- 48:09be light. I need there to be cars. I need bitches to be
- 48:13shaving their snatch. Bro, I really don't even want to go to the
- 48:15time where bitches just had a bush style, just a bush cool in the
- 48:19bush. I'm hitting a dog style, dude, I'm hitting a Dougistan and
- 48:22it's just like it's still puss. I mean, I've hit it, but
- 48:24I trust me, I've hit some Harry snatch. I'm not why I am
- 48:28complaining about it, but I mean, I'm just saying, dude, I
- 48:30don't want to live in the times where Harry Snatch was just like almost like
- 48:37like like like Predict would say, I want that. I want a Paul
- 48:39Decal, that ship, Paul Dog America. That'ship America style, bauld Port,
- 48:46the Sabian cecc Yeah, what up? But yeah, you gotta shave
- 48:52it again. I'm thinking about an Arab after shaving, after that, those
- 48:57theres I want to be part of. Hey, do they have after shave
- 48:59for puss? Yeah? No, I'm just gonna shave the inside of vagina.
- 49:04Bro, you don't shave the inside of vagina. Stupid. Their hair
- 49:07is not in Yeah, but if you put yeah, I know, but
- 49:08if you put that ship in there, if you put after shave, I'm
- 49:10sure some of it might get in there, and that she's gonna burn.
- 49:15What. I don't know. They should be waxing. They should be waxing
- 49:19in any ways, don't give them the option to shave. Shave a beard.
- 49:23You don't shave a vagina, bro, you wax that ship. Come
- 49:27on, get way to the ladies. He's going to be giving Some people
- 49:30can't afford that, dude, I'll pay for it and have you I'm sure
- 49:37I paid for y'allah. No, what do you mean? I'm sure it's
- 49:40a memorable moment of such what do you like pay for? What do you
- 49:44mean like, oh, shave shade my like like you paid like for a
- 49:47girl to get it fucking I paid for like like like like a treatment.
- 49:51I don't ask like when I when I when you get your nails done?
- 49:53I don't really be like, hey, when you if you have a girlfriend,
- 49:55like, hey, it's one hundred bucks for the week What do you
- 49:59want? We want whatever you want? Do you want your nails done?
- 50:02You want your toes done? But I've given a check, like one hundred
- 50:05bucks for the weekend. Like we're going out this weekend. Here's a hundred
- 50:07bucks. Look pretty. My dad's gonna be there, my uncle's gonna be
- 50:12there. Don't fucking be looking like like you want all up? Yeah,
- 50:17we're going to family party. Yes right, I want this bitch to doll
- 50:21up, like you want to impress your hit on her. I'm not saying
- 50:24she gotta put on pasties. I'm not saying she gotta wear her shortest skirt.
- 50:29But you better have a little weird that you want like, do you
- 50:31that type of approval, validation, validation whenever it's not really that having you
- 50:37know, I know what's up seeing Piero and I want to tell you.
- 50:43I'd be like, I see you, Dog, I see you. I
- 50:45go shake all the homies hands. What's up? Dog? I'm here for
- 50:47a little bit. And he's just going there. He's not gonna be there
- 50:51all day. Dog, You're gonna be there all day. But she got
- 50:53to look good. I'm not saying slutty. I just said, hey,
- 50:58family party like a tollo. He saw my ex. My ex pulled up
- 51:02looking good last time. You better fucking look as good as she did,
- 51:05at least at least as good as she did. Come on, I know
- 51:08you got always upgrade. You can't come in if you're good. Yeah.
- 51:12Well, if you're thinking her family party and she weighs more than your ex,
- 51:15tell her this week, you know, hit the gym a little harder.
- 51:19Yeah, you come to the family party like pull up ship, weirdo?
- 51:27Why you only read that one about all the other ones? Hit your
- 51:30mic? Pay the play king Valkyrie. That's right up exactly, dog,
- 51:37or at the city end JG. She should all up on her own time
- 51:40player now for she's yeah, no, she does up on her time before,
- 51:45she's yours now she's yours all up here don't look like ship exactly,
- 51:53don't look like a cush g toxic level nine thousand fool. Well you don't
- 52:00want your girl look good at the family event? Yeah, but I'm not
- 52:04gonna be like here fucking like you know what I mean, Like like you
- 52:07don't have to remind him. Your lady should already just want to look good,
- 52:08and you tell me go out just reminding her of that today, isn't
- 52:13it time to good day? To look good like Pias? You know,
- 52:17like that might actually be kind of contradicting to like or just like I don't
- 52:22know, I might give up the wrong messages like you're ugly bitch, you
- 52:27know what I'm saying. Oh no, not really letting her know. I
- 52:32got some creepy uncles Fernando point that don't look like ship, but what the
- 52:37fuck look hard enough for the heaf to go head check? Yeah, gee,
- 52:45I lean the vine. No chick needs to be reminded. Give you
- 52:50a round of applause for that. That's exact. That's a lady. I've
- 52:53met some chicks. I need a reminder. I'm not shouldn't be dating them,
- 52:57but sometimes you need reminded. That's your pell. I was like,
- 52:59you get yourself a lady. Yeah, maybe you don't, maybe you don't,
- 53:04but lady has all grounds covering. But either way you should pay for
- 53:07it. Even even either way, you should pay for it. Like I
- 53:10just said, you should pay for it. Be like here, yeah,
- 53:12but you're gonna lay for it anyways. Exactly what hippie, he says,
- 53:15the best if you have the right girl, she will already know what to
- 53:19do. Give him a round of applause because of that. What about the
- 53:22other fools that on my side, a lot of folks that I'm dropping game?
- 53:24And I said, fools said, what's all? Dog? Actually throwing
- 53:28wisdom at us? Dog? What about those rings y'all? Yeah, shout
- 53:31out to all the homies out there being fucking a real homie, You Christian,
- 53:36he said, I don't wake up in the morning and turn my swag
- 53:37on dog. Exactly, man, fuck you, dog? I wait more,
- 53:43Come on, dog, Dog, Come on, homie, I have
- 53:49uncles like Portia. Dog. You need to look good, dog, My
- 53:51uncle gonna be there. I don't want him on the other uncles. Can
- 53:54I say buenna TMXH brown, Yeah, shout out homie customs over here,
- 54:02Mokie customs, Mookie. I can't can'try it right, so don't trip.
- 54:06Sorry if I got that wrong, respect you. I think it's Yeah,
- 54:12dude, I'm just not gonna be like here said take almost gonna be familiar.
- 54:15I just said, do your nail. I just say nails, see
- 54:20that real word. The bride is like, all slight it up? Oh
- 54:23too much? Yeah, and then the groom's like, whoa, what the
- 54:25fuck? He has to sit down or bastard ag talksic Thursdays are back.
- 54:34You watched some tosses ship I saw, and I know you guys probably saw
- 54:37it too. Somebody said that's funny. But some real toxic shit that I
- 54:45saw. I think everybody saw it too because I saw it on World Star.
- 54:49But you saw that full that caught his girl cheating on him on a
- 54:52video, so then you made it into a T shirt and he walked around
- 54:55her job showing everybody get her getting dick down or getting a blowjob by some
- 55:00dude. That's toxic. Dog. I was like, that's his girlfriend had
- 55:04a dick oh, his girlfriend was sucking some fools. I don't know what
- 55:07the I didn't really click on the video. I just read the article.
- 55:09This is why clips are not clippable. She you don't clip them anyway,
- 55:15so don't worry about it. I'm at the clip it anyway, so I
- 55:16know how to. You can't fix that. Oh you can, yeah,
- 55:19you can. You can definitely edit that out. But who had the dick?
- 55:22Because you said you made it seem like somebody was sucking her off.
- 55:24That's why I was like, I'm confused. I don't know. The point
- 55:28was this guy caught his girl cheating. I don't know where the dick was,
- 55:31but there was a dick in her in this picture, and he walks
- 55:35around her job with her cheating on with yeah in her mouth. It was
- 55:38just real toxic and I'm like, that's toxic. Dog, I'm just giving
- 55:42these fools toxic. Yeah, like you're making yourself look stupid. I feel
- 55:46like you do that. No, I would never do that, the stupidest
- 55:50thing. If you thought I ever looked make myself look stupid for her,
- 55:52for her for what? For no one's pleasure. No one's getting no gag
- 55:54out of this. She looks stupid. You look stupid. He looks retarded.
- 55:58He probably loves it. The opflix looks stupid. Now she gotta lose
- 56:01her job. Now everybody knows. Now everybody knows you cheat on her because
- 56:05now you went viral on World Star. It's not win win dog. I
- 56:07get that whole pity shiit. Nah, bro, be the bigger man.
- 56:14Be the bigger man. If you were, probably woudn't have cheated on you.
- 56:17Be the bigger man. Yeah, just leave at that point, this
- 56:22four roses hits. Yeah it does. Shout out to the homie who gave
- 56:25me the four roses. I got three bottles for my birthday from different homies,
- 56:30so I just I'm sorry if I don't remember who gave it to me.
- 56:35But it's being enjoyed. You know what I'm saying is that one hour
- 56:37mark? All right, So first of all, let's go ahead and uh
- 56:44load up that prop end video real quick. Oh yeah, by the way,
- 56:46we'll be here Saturday again, Saturday at ten o'clock. So if you're
- 56:51on YouTube, you're still watching this, you get the free one for an
- 56:53hour. So we'll be back on YouTube. We got new tiers talking about
- 56:58the new tiers' is on. Yeah, you know what I mean. Everybody,
- 57:00shout up to everybody who's been getting on the ten dollars tier that includes
- 57:04you into the Raffle, includes you into the Raffle to get a dope ass
- 57:07electronics set up plus other goodies a month. This one is already building up.
- 57:10We got three rs Social Ranges, we got three Alien Labs hash gummies.
- 57:15We also got the Nintendo switched with three grand new games. Beanie.
- 57:22I was gonna say, don't be volunteering all other shit, but what is
- 57:27it? So there you go. He threw that in there and it has
- 57:30the whole like the whole setup. It's the old led edition. So make
- 57:34sure you guys, what is it? What is it? Upright to the
- 57:37ten dollars ten dollars tier, everybody who's a part of the thirty dollars tier
- 57:42and one hundred dollars tier, you guys are already included. But and we
- 57:46also got another tier for all the heady people as well. Before we go
- 57:50and show you this clip of where you can find all the pro pens and
- 57:52load up all the superchats, I do want to tell you this is your
- 57:55last chance to get into the Superchat Raffle. Superchat Raffle will be getting a
- 58:00dope gift from soul Assassins. That's right, the OG soul Assassins, DJ
- 58:04Mugs, soul Assassin what is it? It's a I guess limited and numbered
- 58:09soul Assassin gloves race hooking guys up and I will be throwing in one of
- 58:14them high hungry keychains and maybe a little couple other things in there. So
- 58:16whoever wins it, it's all the super chat It's all the superchatters are included.
- 58:22And if you want to get a head start, everybody who comments on
- 58:27this episode on Patreon and the only way you could comment on Patreon and be
- 58:30included is if you're a five dollars tearing up is you can be included into
- 58:36the raffle to win Alien Alien what is it? Alien Labs, gummy care
- 58:39pack, one of the new keychains, whatever Exayer gives me, and just
- 58:44pretty much a care package. All right, So you're gonna get hooked up
- 58:46with a little something just for commenting, and I will be posting the videos
- 58:51on that as well. So let's go ahead and get into that video real
- 58:53quick. Pay attention. This is where you can get your your pro pens
- 58:58and then we'll come back with the superchaty Oh hi there, stop work for
- 59:06a second. I know a lot of you guys have been wondering. You
- 59:07guys know that I have a new collaboration with Propan. That's right, the
- 59:13new flavors by the Zone and Propen vaporizer collaboration. A lot of you guys
- 59:17are familiar with our carts, or some of you guys are familiar with our
- 59:22disposables. These are actually very unique. A lot of you guys actually sought
- 59:25after this one, and I don't blame you. We stay on top of
- 59:29our hardware here at Propan. We just wanted to take this moment to inform
- 59:31you guys about some of the stories that might be in your area carrying the
- 59:35Propan because we would be nothing without the stores and the patients. Of course,
- 59:39we would be nothing without our stores to help us keep themselves. So
- 59:43if you guys have been wondering whork and you pick up one of these,
- 59:45the following catalysts have them in stock. If your catalyst doesn't have them in
- 59:49stock, believe me, send them a DM. Let them know we will
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- 1:00:00in the city of Almonte. You can find it at Catalyst Long Beach.
- 1:00:04And last but not least, Yes, don't worry about it. I know
- 1:00:07it's the middle of nowhere, but we got you to Hemit, So go
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- 1:00:13Angeles and downtown area. You can find us at the following two locations at
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- 1:00:22yourself one of these. Believe me, they got it, and you can
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- 1:00:30out there. For all my people up there in the Bay, for all
- 1:00:32my people in the Inland Empire, I didn't forget about you too, I
- 1:00:37got the phone call. Guess what, all my Sabernardino people. I spend
- 1:00:40a lot of time out there. You can find it at the following if
- 1:00:44you're in Sabernordino, and make sure you stop by the one and only cake
- 1:00:46house in San Bernardino. And for all my people that grew up in the
- 1:00:50gated community of Lake ELSONR. Like my friend Xavier, make sure you hit
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- 1:01:23if that's too far for you from the area of Pico where you're at,
- 1:01:27you can also stop by Foreign on Pico as well, right across from the
- 1:01:30post office, Foreign on Pico as well. But guess what I know,
- 1:01:35this is just California. There's some states out there like, hey, we
- 1:01:38need the pro pen too. We need the pro pen too. Guess what
- 1:01:42Arizona we thought about you too. Make sure you hit up the Healing center
- 1:01:45right there at the Needles a z Border. You can stop by there,
- 1:01:49get hooked up, get yourself from propen, and let them know what's up.
- 1:01:52We wouldn't be shited without your stores. We wouldn't be shipped without the
- 1:01:55people and the patients out there who make this, make it happen. And
- 1:01:59most of all the viewers that are watching this, thank you for requesting us
- 1:02:01in your store. Let them know that it's propen or no pen, and
- 1:02:06always grab yours whenever you're on the go. What welcome back here to that
- 1:02:19we don't smoke the same podcast. Salute to everybody, including you, Midjorr,
- 1:02:24Mike, what is it? Yeah? What is it? Salute to
- 1:02:29everybody who's been super chatting. Now let's get reading into the superchats, and
- 1:02:32right now this is to win the Soul Assassin's Gift care package from what is
- 1:02:37it? Us over here at that we don't smoke the same podcast, and
- 1:02:40you know what, fuck it? Make two accounts, make three accounts.
- 1:02:43I don't care how many people you I'm man, they accounts. You make
- 1:02:45the sub to better your chances. Tell somebody to play for you or whatever
- 1:02:49it is. But tell people, I don't know any other podcast that's giving
- 1:02:52you some shit on a regular basis like this, Let alone some cool shit
- 1:02:55like this. So lets go ahead like on a daily basis. I'm so
- 1:03:00y'all got r s O yesterday fucking cancer, fucking treatment, shit on the
- 1:03:06cure? Who gives you the cure? Bro? You know what I'm saying.
- 1:03:08But keep it public? What is it? No, we're gonna go
- 1:03:10into into Patreon after the super chats, keep up, keep the supertest public
- 1:03:15and now that stuff. So we're gonna stay out here. All right,
- 1:03:15here we go. Yeah, so let's get into the superchats, and I
- 1:03:19am including after he reached the last super chat, I will be doing the
- 1:03:22raffle for this. So let's get to a ray cheers on this dope Thursday.
- 1:03:27Let's get this ship. We don't smoke the same family, have a
- 1:03:30great positive twenty twenty four and yes we're doing some dope ass ship before I
- 1:03:34leave to Japan. We got two superchats from Ralph Ramos. What up?
- 1:03:39Who's what up? I missed the countdown dog curious George? He was working
- 1:03:47on it. No, but I saw him last year. He was there
- 1:03:51last year. So all right, all right, so Ralph Ramos, what's
- 1:03:55the next one? Yeah, you put two super chats? Next one here
- 1:04:00is George A four. Let's go foos let's callie, let's go dog.
- 1:04:04I appreciate you, dog, thank you for the super chat, thank you
- 1:04:06for supporting the podcast, and for everybody who just just for all the fools
- 1:04:12out there right now, next week, next Thursday, a week for a
- 1:04:15day, we have George Press. So if you're fool, he can't miss
- 1:04:17this one. Dog, come on, dog, my boy is gonna be
- 1:04:20in the building. All right, the secrets out, the secrets out.
- 1:04:25I'm blue mystery, all right. Yeah. Next one is from Baby Matra.
- 1:04:35Oh salute Baby Mathra. She will be on the twenty. She will
- 1:04:41be on later this month doing another tattoo episode, just to let you guys
- 1:04:44know before we read a superchat. So if you like that tattoo episode,
- 1:04:47she will be on. Yeah, what is it the twentieth. If I'm
- 1:04:50not mistaken, says x G gets tattoo next four hundred subscribers, I throw
- 1:05:00it way over, four hundred. No real pain full, no, none
- 1:05:03of that free. I like how, I like how when I like how
- 1:05:05he doesn't like them when when they when when they're free for other ship,
- 1:05:10but when it's for easy for you to get a tattoo. But we four
- 1:05:13hundred. I'm gonna get the gito tattoo and want to get it. I
- 1:05:15said, I'll get it when they're four hundred subscribers, I'll get You're not
- 1:05:18gonna get theta tattooed you as simple ass tattoo because I did. I mean
- 1:05:24I can, but we said one hundred subscribers. We said four hundred subscribers.
- 1:05:28Man, dude, I feel I feel like you owe it to them.
- 1:05:30Bro after that now flesh like ship because I'm gonna have to take my
- 1:05:33shirt off. And that's why that deserves four hundreds suscribers. Why do you
- 1:05:38take your shirt? Why don't you just get it like in your arm somewhere,
- 1:05:41get on my liver because it's at tattoo. I mean, where else
- 1:05:44would I get it. It's a liver too, It's just maybe like on
- 1:05:45your hand, bro. Like I don't know, Bro, No, I
- 1:05:48don't want that ship in my hand. Brokay, not in your hand,
- 1:05:50but like let's just take somewhere like I don't know, gettut of my foot.
- 1:05:55Yeah, we're like, I mean, I don't think you have to
- 1:05:57take your shirt off, you dig dude. I was put anything My day
- 1:06:02could be more like that. All right, what's the next one, the
- 1:06:08next one. We'll figure out that answer right now. It's under cat now
- 1:06:11I'm thinking about it. Happy New Year, fam, thank you, Happy
- 1:06:15New York to you too, Thundercat, thank you so much for watching the
- 1:06:17podcast and supporting. And I say another rolph Ramo, super chat. I'll
- 1:06:23get the tattoo next, uh man. You could have got it at the
- 1:06:29fucking at the High Hungry events. She was out there while you were sleeping
- 1:06:33at all hungover, trying to ask us to pay him. But now I
- 1:06:38know what my boss nevers wanted to pay me because I always showed up at
- 1:06:41Koudle Cruttle Dog Awesome on like Liquor, and I'd still be talking about I
- 1:06:45was supposed to show up, and then I still and then my dumb as
- 1:06:48would still be talking about last night for the last night Dog. There's so
- 1:06:51many beaches and my and they would be like millards looking at him, Mister
- 1:06:58Miller's looking at him like what y'all was? Right? This is at every
- 1:07:01job I've ever had, show hungover and still talk about last night. I
- 1:07:05don't even give a funk. I'm like, I'm here though, right,
- 1:07:09but you can fuck listen to my story let me tell you why I look
- 1:07:12like this? All right, what's the next one? Three Eyes? I
- 1:07:15hope all your guys wishes and dreams come true for this year and beyond.
- 1:07:21Thank you, three Eyes. I mean Xaber's wish citizenship, but you know
- 1:07:25that's just hard as fuck. But I wish it comes true too, even
- 1:07:29if it is with a man. But yeah, one, thank you for
- 1:07:32making his unhappy so happy right now playing Spider Man and like like he came
- 1:07:36in here, he was like, and I was like, you don't work,
- 1:07:40dog stop. Thank you, three Eyes. You can feel like a
- 1:07:48dad. Next one Boss three four five, first episode of the year.
- 1:07:55Let's fucking goes actually yesterday. Wishing y'all much more love, happiness, and
- 1:08:00success. Cheers Salu to our number one subscription access past. Uh d J
- 1:08:04fos over here? Oh dog DIDJ did? This? Was a good dad,
- 1:08:09bro. Every time I see that dog just the Disneyland, I'm all,
- 1:08:14I'm like, man, what I'm looking at my dad? I was
- 1:08:15like, man, I just became cool with you again. You gotta step
- 1:08:18it up. Disneyland is like one of many dogs, always that in that
- 1:08:24cabat good c games something brother day if you get some socks, sock these
- 1:08:30foods. At one point sometimes I'm s calling like, man, I h
- 1:08:34she was my dad? Yeah right, hooks up with that with the HBO
- 1:08:41Max. Yeah, what's the next one? Roger Jacob on yas Young.
- 1:08:46Oh yeah, so lou, we don't smoke the same Yo. He's out.
- 1:08:50Are you gonna do a set at the Icehouse on Sunday? No,
- 1:08:55bro, I was, I am not doing one there I was. I'm
- 1:08:59waiting to read that. Actually I was not asked to do one, you
- 1:09:01know what I mean? I was, you know, man, I'm not
- 1:09:03I'm standing on business man. Fuck that blocked that fool. Super Chat?
- 1:09:09Yeah, next, I appreciate it. Ship Yeah no, not in super
- 1:09:13Chat. But I'm saying, like you know, everybody, I ain't finna
- 1:09:15go ahead and give nobody no light of the day. Next one, young
- 1:09:17monk. See Spot Run with David R. Kat. That's when we were
- 1:09:23talking about the Spot Run was a sad movie. It's like the modern day
- 1:09:28Marley and Me. Yeah, or like the old school modern Marley and Me
- 1:09:30guys like the movie Beethoven. That was cool that they had like seven of
- 1:09:34them. Those dogs died so mnchy times. They're huge dogs because they don't.
- 1:09:39They don't live too long. They don't live too long. That movie
- 1:09:42was cool, ol Beethoven. It's cool, cool kid movie in the while.
- 1:09:45Since I've seen that one, be Richie rich she was tight wild.
- 1:09:48Since I've seen that one too. Man, remember that movie? CALLI Cochin.
- 1:09:53He's on my vision board and meet them celebrities who made it. He
- 1:09:57did had no Harris his mom. That's like it's like it's like, I'll
- 1:10:02be real as my dad. Like that's the next one. The pitch Put
- 1:10:09and Puff Podcast shout out XG for jump on pod yesterday. Ease O causing
- 1:10:17havoc everywhere when he was little for real dog, not even like I should
- 1:10:25be. I'm gonna just start biting Tommy. You know how he's biting everything,
- 1:10:27including other people's stuff. You know what I mean. Like, I'm
- 1:10:30gonna just start biting his when I was little and just start making up stories
- 1:10:32like him not but except my shit ain't made up, bro. Like I'll
- 1:10:34bring in my best friend on an episode. I'll tell him it, I
- 1:10:40talk about it if he if he has time. You know what I'm saying.
- 1:10:44Yeah, there's a couple of them like the one I really want I
- 1:10:45do believe this will happened. But I love this story. You can say
- 1:10:48it if you want, because I love it. But you said it playing
- 1:10:53times, so someone like we already, but I love it. But it's
- 1:10:57that story where you got invited to play a FIFA tournament your dumb ass sucked
- 1:11:00and you were playing with real fist and your dumb ass sucked round round one.
- 1:11:04He's gonna suck CASA. Well, they didn't really send him home,
- 1:11:09but to ease on. If he loses, it's time to go home.
- 1:11:12Parties over and he's like, party ain't over for me those so this will
- 1:11:15win. In there, he went through their fridge, right in people's fridge.
- 1:11:19The homie spirits probably asked, can I get a gatorade? And they
- 1:11:23tell him go ahead. He goes in there about when I opened all the
- 1:11:26soda. I know that fucked that story. But you find them and you
- 1:11:30go in there fucking fridge and I don't know. I mean, you probably
- 1:11:31open like where my parents had this block of cheese. Those sermons were in
- 1:11:35the microwave. Open the big yellow block of cheese, and you're so upset
- 1:11:40that you lost. First it was montsrenda, oh monzrella in my head and
- 1:11:44my I pictured yellow cheese, and I just pictured the yellow cheese just coming
- 1:11:47out of the microwave because you said it came out dude. You were like,
- 1:11:49dude, it was goofy, and I just dipped out, like I
- 1:11:53didn't even stay. I didn't watch the game because I would have stayed the
- 1:11:56whole tournament hoping, but you probably would have probably got cocked like you pied
- 1:12:00it because you lost. But y'all, yeah, I mean he was there
- 1:12:03too. Like a lot of stuff happened in Marvin's house. I fought this
- 1:12:08guy named Francisco and then he and then he fell down. We were boxing,
- 1:12:13but if well, I'm never gonna forget that day. But then like
- 1:12:15he like it was a birthday party, right, I fucking like we were
- 1:12:18boxing and then like he fell like when we were fighting, and then like
- 1:12:24front lawn, in the front line, he fell on top of his mom's
- 1:12:27roses. Like but he's a big ass food so he just like god zillo
- 1:12:30these flowers. The way he fell that, yeah, like it was and
- 1:12:34like and then like his mom came out. I was like it's done,
- 1:12:39Like it was. It was what's the next one? Damn Man, good
- 1:12:43times, next one? That Presidence for twenty Dope podcast, Salutos, Thank
- 1:12:49you, appreciate you watching. Tell a friend to tell a friend. Yeah,
- 1:12:53and then go to the Pegrons, Describers, Trutsman. We go live
- 1:12:56all time and you guys don't catch these till two weeks. So if you're
- 1:12:58here watching it, I mean, I know you guys are getting a free
- 1:13:00show technically because we figured out what y'all doing. Wait, it's just it's
- 1:13:04cool, bro what I'm saying. But subscribe they want if they want to
- 1:13:06win the fucking real care package. They don't know. What's the next one?
- 1:13:11Next one? Damn Pee, same tune, same tune. That's the
- 1:13:17next one, Love you stuff, next one, Diego Marten Marine, sub
- 1:13:21Foods. Missed y'all. I listened to y'all when I'm working x G.
- 1:13:32Actually, I feel like a has a bunch of hair on his back.
- 1:13:35I don't even have no I don't have a Harry back at all or a
- 1:13:38Harry chest coming on? Really that Harry. What's the next one? Love
- 1:13:42it one? Teddy Bonker, same tube, same tube. Thank you so
- 1:13:46much, Teddy Bonkers for that super chat j Max C. What's up,
- 1:13:51y'all? Shout out, we don't smoke the same. I'm on a sick
- 1:13:56one. Rsuls oh hell yeah, Saluta hand all the way to Canada.
- 1:14:00I've been thinking about going back to Canada, so they tell my list after
- 1:14:03Japan, I might take a break from Japan and then go to Canada and
- 1:14:08go visit, revisit, you know the land the sixth. Shout out to
- 1:14:14you dog, shout out King Flames. We all need Olympia after today's toxicity.
- 1:14:20X G. I just scheduled my olymp Ya. I was. I
- 1:14:23was talking to my mother now, who will be coming on the eighteenth,
- 1:14:26by the way, but we will be having on the eighteenth of this month,
- 1:14:30so save the date on the eighteenth, Thursday, seven and nine,
- 1:14:33and she will be talking about which is kind of like the No Noster dramas
- 1:14:39of Santaia, whether they predict, whether they predict the year or they tell
- 1:14:43her to let you know what to watch out for. So pay attention.
- 1:14:46It's the next one, damn next one. Mitch and Mike x G.
- 1:14:53If you didn't do comedy, what would your job be? Prostitute? My
- 1:14:57job more podcasting and producing. Uh, I think it would be comedy.
- 1:15:01But if not, I mean I I do this because I wanted to be
- 1:15:03a radio host like you lean like don't Chetto Dog. That's exactly why I
- 1:15:09love Dog, I like, yeah, and the reason I wanted to be.
- 1:15:12I didn't know they made a big l afc jersey that size until I
- 1:15:15saw him. Hater, Bro, you're like two, You're like one size
- 1:15:18away from you. Dog. I was like, I am waste, dude,
- 1:15:21don't make me play like you. Forget that TWASTI post no mass.
- 1:15:26I know you hate that song, Dog because your mom played that song to
- 1:15:29you. Because you I'm not. First of all, I'm not hating on
- 1:15:31Donchetto. I actually respect that man's career. Like that you just said,
- 1:15:35Oh, they don't make that big. He's fucking huget. I don't know
- 1:15:40how big he was. Like you're over here acting like he's a fucking he's
- 1:15:43gotta the size of don't lem On because he's got a row wife. He's
- 1:15:45got a real wife that cooks for him like they don't. Yeah, I
- 1:15:48know if you could tell that man, he's fucking fifteen tortillas every meal,
- 1:15:51easy, easy dog, easy for lunch on me but I did love donetto
- 1:15:58one size away. Fuck you you missed. I'm did. I'm just lying
- 1:16:04that sh did hit that ship? Did it? Even if I have to
- 1:16:09throw something like brand new pins, I'm gonna fucking make sure I throw a
- 1:16:12brand new prope in the trash. So how did we go up in viewers?
- 1:16:15When we went to Patren? We're not up there. What's the next
- 1:16:23one we got? Ralph Ramos, I'm pulling up next Thursday. That was
- 1:16:30the super chap. You could come kick it, hey, help us,
- 1:16:33help us bring the couch up here though, I want to get a couch
- 1:16:35up here. Put the dog because he's gonna fit. George is gonna be
- 1:16:40here. Don't be bringing no fancy over here. Do you killed George?
- 1:16:43We gotta kill you. The fuck is bringing Fanny in the first place?
- 1:16:46Dog fucking weak ship over here? Not fucking bring that ship near here.
- 1:16:53If you wanted three streets down, please green CALLI green eyes. Ain't nine
- 1:17:00my Donald duck on acid tattoo? See, bro, that's a real one.
- 1:17:03Whoever got a tattoo at the high hungry fucking fow? What is it?
- 1:17:08Uh? What is it? Toy? Drive y'all real one man for
- 1:17:11real. Appreciate that homie and also too, I wanted to give a big
- 1:17:15shout out to the homie Caesar u aka one of my chef homies, my
- 1:17:20my Disney homie out of here. Uh, salute to you. Happy birthday
- 1:17:24Homie. Cheers, blessings and love to you. I know your mom's wishing
- 1:17:28you a happy birthday from heaven. Brother God, Bless God, Bless Happymie.
- 1:17:34Next one we got Eileen Devine. Happy New Year, guys, wishing
- 1:17:41you all the best year. Thank you so much in a while since we've
- 1:17:46seen you one of the shows. Please. Yeah, we're scheduling a lot.
- 1:17:49We're scheduling something big before I leave to Japan, And just the heads
- 1:17:55up, I'm working with Craft Beer Kings and uh another top dollar in the
- 1:18:00game, and we have something really big plan for four twenty. It's probably
- 1:18:03gonna be the first time you ever have a beer slash smoking section type of
- 1:18:11event, Like it's gonna you're gonna do it four twenty style for all the
- 1:18:14people who really want to do it up pretty big, And I mean I'm
- 1:18:16working on something so exclusive where you know, how like people talk about Eric
- 1:18:21Andre's birthday party. That was dope. I'm looking for a band, but
- 1:18:27I I was telling him, I was like, all right, I like
- 1:18:28the idea of a band. What do you think of a Koobia band?
- 1:18:30You know what I mean? Like, I was like, what do you
- 1:18:31think about some dish? I'm like, yo, you know to be dope
- 1:18:34too, though, it's gonna be like I can make it happen. The
- 1:18:38homie the Magician, he just killed it on Broadway over there, and I
- 1:18:42already I already told him. I was like, hey man, this is
- 1:18:44what I'm gonna do. But yeah, I got something crazy for fortunes.
- 1:18:46He so fucking blew my mind that episode Save the Day for four twenty,
- 1:18:50and I will be looking for a lot of cameraman for that day to document
- 1:18:55it. Paid of course, but all that footage is coming up. Pop
- 1:18:58be all right for reals that ass because we you know what I'm saying,
- 1:19:02But it's all gonna be paid gigs. But that day, I'm working on
- 1:19:05something really big. Just to let you gotta know what's the next one,
- 1:19:10don't Chetto is five ten and weighs one hundred and eighty pounds. Fuck no,
- 1:19:14he doesn't weigh one hundred and eighty pounds. I see them in the
- 1:19:17front throw it's all. He's no moments, no hell no, Bro,
- 1:19:23he's big as fuck, Bro costume. Look, I tried really hard to
- 1:19:29find multiple sources of ours his way that is concerned. That's the only one
- 1:19:33point. He's a costume. It's like trying to find who bitcher little he
- 1:19:36is. You don't know, you don't know, don't chet Tho's way.
- 1:19:39It's a mystery, dog. You don't know my little mystery. The scale
- 1:19:43doesn't know. Don't chet those weight, dog, it's a mystery. No
- 1:19:45one knows. His doctor knows, Bro, doctor does know. You're right
- 1:19:49like that shit pisces me off. When Dudo says it on air, he's
- 1:19:51like, you'll give me a two eggs Like I'm like, Bro, see
- 1:20:00the way they're shorts fits you. We're gonna talk about fat guy problems when
- 1:20:01he comes on air. Bro. Next one diego marine. I'm overfeeding my
- 1:20:05daughter. Hater will lo o l at the needle to you guys, I
- 1:20:11just put her. I just put early on her. I don't know what
- 1:20:15he's saying, dude, food is on a one. The logic in that
- 1:20:21my uncles used to talk one of my uncles used to be toxic like that,
- 1:20:25like me kind of and I was like, I kind of got it.
- 1:20:27He used to say, be like Amica, you know, you know
- 1:20:30how gonna make sure nobody wants her, make her fat ass big. That's
- 1:20:34what I think. The home that's like the Cartel boss mentality. And next
- 1:20:40thing, you know, they just mar and they still wonder one Miguel Markquez,
- 1:20:53Love you two dog, love you Homie. Next one, Diego Marin.
- 1:20:59He's out, happy late birthday. Excuse my typo on my last super
- 1:21:03chadow while thank you, Diego Manein. I appreciate that man. Thirty fours.
- 1:21:09You know, it feels like it's a good year. After thirty three
- 1:21:12was like I felt like it was like my thirty three degree initiation. Bro.
- 1:21:15The worst things happened during that year. But you know what I'm saying,
- 1:21:19You never know thirty three degree initiation into life? Was it the last
- 1:21:24one? All right? This is for the super chatters right here, for
- 1:21:28the soul assassins. What is a limited edition item that's numbered. You also
- 1:21:32get a high hungry key chain and give me the Beanie Xavier the ever gonna
- 1:21:38give me the swarm Beanie and a couple other things. So just you're getting
- 1:21:42a care package from the high and hungry people here just for your for your
- 1:21:45donation. So make sure you guys pay attention, good luck and the winner
- 1:21:49is the winner is DJ FoST three four five, J Fast four five.
- 1:22:08Congratulations DJ Boss three four five on that one. Hell yeah, thank you
- 1:22:15so much. If you guys all right now, switching to the Patreon if
- 1:22:17you guys do, If you guys do, want to have a better chance
- 1:22:20of winning something bigger. So the person that comments on Patreon and I do,
- 1:22:25I do post, you leave a comment. A lot of you guys
- 1:22:27left the last time. It was like sixty six. They weren't fucking round
- 1:22:29or you see the little wheel to spin. That's a lot of names.
- 1:22:32I'm the one doing that, by the way. So in case anybody ever
- 1:22:34is like, hey man, he's on, let me give you a gift
- 1:22:38cards to Starbucks to stay up for this. Don't give it to Pachas Xavier
- 1:22:41Exaber is fucking over there playing pools. Have different game to me, so
- 1:22:45I can stay up. If you if you're listening to this on Spotify,
- 1:22:48you can thank me and send me ship because you're listening to thanks to me
- 1:22:51because I upload on Spotify and Apple just plan on YouTube, So I guess
- 1:22:56the just klicks it all at once, all right. Anyways, you know
- 1:23:00I fucking individually see everybody's contribution. Anyways, Bro, it's a team.
- 1:23:03Teams work tix hours, you bitch, same team, same team. All
- 1:23:10right. So but somebody said, I give star war. Where are people
- 1:23:12leaving the chat? Don't either? No, no, no, no,
- 1:23:15yeah, man, what the fuck? Bro? You guys get exclusive if
- 1:23:18you just stay on there, it stays. You get the costco free sample.
- 1:23:23Don't be a little fucking level and ship the chat rooms hot to the
- 1:23:26chart room is hot. Bro. Hey, bro, today's been one of
- 1:23:28the It was starting off with a bang. Who want it again? Uh
- 1:23:32dj B shout out these gloves, yeah, bro, these gloves. Man.
- 1:23:39Man, man, when we talked about him, when his kids,
- 1:23:42when his kids acted up, don't say that, dog, I'm gonna use
- 1:23:48that on you one day. Fuck you like, be like, look at
- 1:23:53this clip right here. It's nothing nose, not the nose at all,
- 1:23:56nothing nose, honestly, dog Like, if Steve was Steve does, Steve
- 1:24:00will have kids. Have no idea, man, fuck no, I don't
- 1:24:03have kids, dude, keep carrying. Don't Chetto is not overweight. He's
- 1:24:11definitely overweight. Yeah, I mean the character is. I think the person
- 1:24:15that plays on Chetto is not overweight, but I might be wrong. So
- 1:24:17it is a costume. You're saying, somebody costume. That's the one thing
- 1:24:21that kind of kind of makes me go yeah about fucking the Latino. The
- 1:24:27Spanish comedy scene, it's very character based. You gotta be you gotta be
- 1:24:33like a motherfucker to blow up, like Andoline, you gotta be like don't
- 1:24:40chet tho like. It's very character based for to put you in the category
- 1:24:44why don't they is this? I'm not a comedian, but I do watch
- 1:24:47comedy. That's just four roses bomb, it is bomb. My point is
- 1:24:54people laugh more at five people than skinny people when it comes to comedy.
- 1:24:58It's than a fact, one hundred in a fact since the beginning of cinema.
- 1:25:02But okay, but you know who else is the character? Because kind
- 1:25:04of on writing on this, you know who's a Mexican comic that's clean right
- 1:25:08now? George Lopez Mexican like real Mexican, like a like like no fool
- 1:25:14like something talking about like have you guys heard like India Urda, she plays
- 1:25:19the character on stage. She's like the new India Maria bro kills it homide
- 1:25:25check her out. I mean seriously, it's in Spanish, but like India.
- 1:25:28You read that dog slaps dog Langa. No, she plays India and
- 1:25:32Nindia Maria Like yeah, that's another character like India Maria canteen flash all these
- 1:25:38motherfucker seppeen it' shout out to whoever sent me the video of Sepein singing Happy
- 1:25:44Birthday to me? I was like, shit, I like that. I
- 1:25:47was like, that's I like that. Nobody holds them accountable for black face
- 1:25:50because it was all about entertainment, you know what I mean? Like,
- 1:25:55you know what I mean. He was a clown. Bro. You can't
- 1:25:58hold the clown up to fucking black face and be like, oh he violated.
- 1:26:01He's a pitch up by assh away. You don't know no better.
- 1:26:03He don't know about this ship, dude. Yeah, and even if he
- 1:26:06did so, you think a white person can play nah, leave that,
- 1:26:11leave them out of this exavier. Well you said, you said it's not
- 1:26:15okay, But okay, okay, Okay, can so white person can do
- 1:26:17it? Can I do it? Can I do something? Yeah? If
- 1:26:21it's for the comedy, the controversy, of course, why not is ever
- 1:26:26for the comedy. It's always for the comedy. Hey, can we have
- 1:26:28a clown episode one day? We're fucking what's his name? Yeah, like
- 1:26:31we just do can we have like all clown makeup? But we just fucking
- 1:26:34have a you know how happy fucking uh? You know, Hancholo will leave
- 1:26:41a stack of this business cards on the table if he does this before Halloween.
- 1:26:45I'll guarantee bro like Broncholo, He's like gambit with his business cards.
- 1:26:54He's like a guy in Vegas back in like the early two thousands that used
- 1:26:57to be like just handy cards out. You need one, you need one,
- 1:27:00you need one, and you look at kids and I give it to
- 1:27:01you them. Yeah. But but nonetheless that's does not discredit his face.
- 1:27:11But but yeah, maybe we have a clown episode one day. Do you
- 1:27:17have a favorite clown because I don't have a favorite clown? Sepen is a
- 1:27:21clown. Yeah, but it's like you are you do you like like he's
- 1:27:25your favorite clown? I got, I know, I know, And Uh,
- 1:27:30Ronald McDonald, he's not it's a clown. Yeah, but I'm not
- 1:27:34saying he's not my favorite. And whatever. The Ringling Brother's main one was
- 1:27:39the one that did flips. I don't like any of this ship. It
- 1:27:44was a week but yeah, nonetheless, so that's I mean. Anyway,
- 1:27:48that ship was pretty cool, Sepp. Did you see that Cat Williams interview?
- 1:27:56I didn't. I didn't watch the whole thing. I want to watch
- 1:27:58the whole I like how, I like how fucking animated. Kat Williams is,
- 1:28:00Oh, yeah, crack. You think he's on crack again? No,
- 1:28:04I believe him, Bro, He's like he just slow down, Okay.
- 1:28:09He was like, I ain't had nothing but a sip less than you
- 1:28:12and he just yeah, Like it was like for real, bro, honestly,
- 1:28:16bro, Like I'll tell you right now. Bro. My first stack
- 1:28:20of DVDs comedy, My introduction into comedy was black comedy. And uh,
- 1:28:27I found a stack of DVDs as somebody had left by a payphone at the
- 1:28:30Crenshawn Mall when I used to work at Baker's and I went to use the
- 1:28:33restroom across the hall. I'm sorry, I went to go through out the
- 1:28:36trash across the hall, and I was like, what the fuck, there's
- 1:28:40a stack of from f when he used to have a Fye for your Entertainment
- 1:28:44at the mall. And I was like, it's the DVDs. And it
- 1:28:45was closing time, so they were cleaning up, so I grabbed the stack
- 1:28:49of DVDs. Thank you for interrupting my fucking story, saber, uh,
- 1:28:55knowing I cleared this up. I cleared this ship up. But what is
- 1:29:00it? Yeah? Like I found the stack of DVDs and it was Kat
- 1:29:03Williams, I believe, h D d L hughughly Uh. The it was
- 1:29:12a Latin Kings of Comedy DVD. There's a black lady. I want to
- 1:29:17say, it's Miss Pat. Wasn't a Monique Yeah, oh yeah, I
- 1:29:21think I gave you the DVD. Yeah, it was a Monique Special or
- 1:29:25something like that. It was a very heavy set lady one of the ogs.
- 1:29:30And I remember I found those four DVDs and that was my introduction to
- 1:29:32comedy. But Kat Williams, The Pimp Chronicles was on that ship and I
- 1:29:36watched that shit so many fucking times. Bro, straight up bro that like
- 1:29:43that in the d O hugely ship dal Hugely's og. Yeah, he is
- 1:29:46og. It's just that black don't crack like for real, like shout out
- 1:29:53talk, like the two black people they watched this show, you know what
- 1:29:56I mean, Like and the zero movement and they watched the show. I'm
- 1:30:00sorry, sorry, Eileen, you know, I'm sorry. Eileen and Rudy
- 1:30:03the only two like for real. Because I looked at the statistics, I'm
- 1:30:09like, damn, yeah, I look at this stuff. I was like,
- 1:30:12damn. I was like, he's too toxic. Did you watch the
- 1:30:15cat with him? Stein? Not all of it? I saw some of
- 1:30:18it. I believe him. Do you believe who? Like I've said it
- 1:30:25before, I've been telling the truth, but no, straight up, like
- 1:30:30I believe him one hundred percent. But it's just like I don't see a
- 1:30:33reason for him to lie like that about everything. He's so on point when
- 1:30:39he when he when he was like, let me tell you something, Shay,
- 1:30:42I've been collecting evidence for a while. Boo boo. Like it's just
- 1:30:45he's just straight up and he's just this don't taste like nothing. There was
- 1:30:54nothing better than pim chronicles. That's what I was just talking about. That
- 1:30:57was my first DVD that I watched from comedy and then after I got after,
- 1:31:00I was like, I love this comedy shit. Second wave of DVDs
- 1:31:03that I watched was a Pablo Francisco DVD that I borrowed from the homie Armando.
- 1:31:11I remember I borrowed that ship that she got passed around so much,
- 1:31:14and then after that it was why you're crying, but I borrowed from Armando
- 1:31:16too. I remember that ship was fucking like. When I think about that
- 1:31:20ship, I'm like, I'm so glad that, like the brain cells that
- 1:31:24hold these memories are still there. Being champs, don't get rid of those.
- 1:31:28Stop doing food chill dog, I'm moderating nos user now dog, moderate
- 1:31:34user now yeah, straight up. And also I want to give a big
- 1:31:39shout out to Chili. Big shout out to Chili. I know, working
- 1:31:43like a slave. Dog. First of all, I'm not working her like
- 1:31:45a slave. I heard you told me I had this project on this T
- 1:31:47shirt. I know who does all your designs. I'm like, damn,
- 1:31:51I'm giving her work for her to hit the full potential, my gee,
- 1:31:56trying to get her to level up, for her to be like, you
- 1:31:58know what I got this like, you know, like I got this EA
- 1:32:01zone, I got this Yeah, I got this zone fucking package. I
- 1:32:08got this EA zone package of work done, and I got this easone package
- 1:32:12of work way over me. But then she's like, fuck that it.
- 1:32:15I'm finna get some more money and I'm finna take more commissions. That's what
- 1:32:18it is. But that's how you make diamonds, bro. You fucking give
- 1:32:21them a lot of work and you fucking let them. Let that mind get
- 1:32:25those juices going. Bro, that's how, like you know what, you
- 1:32:28know how? I know that, you know how, I know you know
- 1:32:30how. I know that I know that. Dog fucking I'm a creative myself.
- 1:32:32Dog, I just can't make pretty ship. And when you're a creative
- 1:32:35and you don't know how to make pretty shit and you just know how to
- 1:32:38say pretty things and words, it sucks. Like when you're surprised you haven't
- 1:32:42learned how to fucking draw. Not that not that I've taken four years of
- 1:32:45our classes and different PAGs in my life. I know how to fucking like
- 1:32:48I have. I know because a lot of these are kind of your designs,
- 1:32:51and I know, so I have. I don't even think my lady
- 1:32:55knows this, but I have like three fucking notebooks where I have a dr
- 1:33:00every day. I just literally like I have like a drawing calendar and it's
- 1:33:03basic as fuck. And I even have to look on YouTube sometimes how to
- 1:33:06draw this, how to draw that. And I usually do this when I'm
- 1:33:10like alone, like just alone. I just literally because that's my problem and
- 1:33:15I feel like it does it does things for my mind, like stimulating.
- 1:33:18So I know how to draw basic ship. I'm just like, I don't
- 1:33:21know, maybe like maybe I might start fucking putting this footage up just because
- 1:33:26this is more At first it was more of a therapy therapy type of thing.
- 1:33:29But now that I'm not it's not therapy design, That's what I'm saying.
- 1:33:33So like, maybe I should start doing this because somebody said he's on
- 1:33:36draw sticks like the super Bad. Hey not for nothing, bro, When
- 1:33:42I when I when I was in middle school, dog and this is why
- 1:33:45I want to bring Jeffrey on here. I used to do that for okay,
- 1:33:50but not like for leisure in the whole notebook, so it was more
- 1:33:54like for vandalism. So and I'll tell you a story of this one time
- 1:33:57the homye moist Sash right, So we used to have his thing in high
- 1:34:00school. Bro, We used to steal pans. Yeah. I used to
- 1:34:04be like just like like afficiated with pens, like like jail pins, like
- 1:34:10the like the ballar pins. So we would go into it. We would
- 1:34:13go into other people's backpacks and just steal pens and lead pencils, bro,
- 1:34:15and we'll have the Me and Jeffrey would have a meino collection of pens,
- 1:34:18right, and lead pencils and then moist sas and he threw box. Yeah,
- 1:34:23yeah, you want to. I used to box. I felt bad
- 1:34:30one time because I stole this kid's pen that had his dad's name on it.
- 1:34:32I was like, it was one of those pens and somebody had given
- 1:34:35it to him knowing this, you didn't give it back. You like,
- 1:34:40how did you find out about this and then didn't? I don't know what
- 1:34:44happened to that pen. But so so one day for this kid more Sas
- 1:34:47wants to get in on it, right, he wants to because I got
- 1:34:50him Me and Jeffrey stole his pants. Right. This fool was mad because
- 1:34:55he didn't, you know, probably couldn't really afford that many pencils. Right,
- 1:35:00So it's fool. So he was like, this was like mad as
- 1:35:03fucking you have no pencils to do in the class. The teachers like,
- 1:35:08how come we're not taking notes? He didn't really know what speak English that
- 1:35:12well. So he's like, it's okay, it's okay right, like you
- 1:35:15know what I mean, Like he didn't bro. He didn't bro here we
- 1:35:19all to speak English as well, Like he knew how to talk around,
- 1:35:21but he wasn't supposed pad like you give me told her some bullshit's like so
- 1:35:30so he was like and then he just was sitting there like mad, and
- 1:35:32he was like he was like fucking Edgar fucking and Jeffrey stall my pants.
- 1:35:38So one day this fool decides to get us back. He fucking goes and
- 1:35:45he goes into my backpack and steals my pants and steals Jeffrey's pen And we
- 1:35:48know this when we're in class for we're like, we're looking we go into
- 1:35:53our backpacks because we're like the Pan Brothers, a Pan of Super Mario Brothers
- 1:35:57of pants. We're like, haha, you know, we're like kicking it,
- 1:36:00ha ha. We like we have other pins. So we're like,
- 1:36:02it's time to wonder what pain we're gonna use. Me and Jeffrey look at
- 1:36:05our backpacks. Nothing in there, Like you're like, damn, somebody got
- 1:36:10us in our own game. Mad as fuck? Right. We look around,
- 1:36:14boy says is like has a hand like Wolverine, like with the fucking
- 1:36:17yeah yeah, what the pends? Just like ha right, me with the
- 1:36:23anger problems I have, mad as fuck. Bro. Jeffrey's like, whatever,
- 1:36:27we'll steal some more pins. It's cool, bro, Like we'll just
- 1:36:30come up with some other way. Start all over. I'm like, nah,
- 1:36:32it's his personal right. Going to the teacher's desk. Still the biggest
- 1:36:38sharp year I see right, wait to attack, right, let'us come in
- 1:36:44to attack. He fucking flexes, right, He's flexing every day. He's
- 1:36:46like, yeah, I finally got all the pains. It's like the Robin
- 1:36:48hoodies, like everybody take your pins back. Aha. Let him cool for
- 1:36:51three days. He comes in Monday with a brand new Ever's backpack, fucking
- 1:36:58Everest backpack. Right. He starts flogging here. He's like, yeah,
- 1:37:01I got this new backpack because it was kind of cool. He had to
- 1:37:03put patches on him. Not cool. Yeah, put ye put the sports
- 1:37:08and go fund yourself. Yeah, that's what it wasn't my high school dollar.
- 1:37:12I'm sorry. I went to public, public high school here. So
- 1:37:16this was and this fool had put America patches in the right because he's a
- 1:37:20big America kid. He had three patches, the championship patches, right,
- 1:37:24because these fools are like the Lakers are sucking soccer. I wait, wait
- 1:37:30for Pee. I'm a cadet, right, I'm on the RTC. I
- 1:37:33tell Jeffrey, text him, hey for what says. Left his backpack by
- 1:37:38the fucking by the fucking by the benches. Well, he's in Pee because
- 1:37:42he didn't bring his peak clothes. Went to the bathroom, and I was
- 1:37:45waiting in the benches. I kept my eye on him, and I was
- 1:37:47like, now's my time to move. I get his brand new fucking backpack.
- 1:37:53You're talking like you're in the military and ship. I get his brand
- 1:37:56new backpack from under the fence. Pull it up. It's brand new,
- 1:37:59a great back pack. Pull it off, being Jeffery, get a sharpie
- 1:38:02and we start drawing dicks all over his backpack dog like all over, like
- 1:38:06just like all over. There was not one spot that didn't have a van.
- 1:38:11Got drawn. There was some hairy vad guys, some fucking raining vata
- 1:38:14guys, some happy faces, some angry vat of guys, just mad.
- 1:38:17We flip his backpack inside out. We fill it up with trash, leaves,
- 1:38:21bro brand new backpack, everything, Just fill it up with trash and
- 1:38:26typical cartel move type of shit. We throw the body back and where he
- 1:38:29had left it at. We did this in a matter of like a minute
- 1:38:31or two. Flipped it inside out, threw it right there by the benches,
- 1:38:34and mean Jeffrey took off like we took off. Why you why have
- 1:38:42you always been mean though? That's me? Like you just said it was
- 1:38:45a brand new backpack because he started pins three days before. But you remember
- 1:38:49that you just talked about being a fucking pent thief for fucking forever. You
- 1:38:54had to get got by us. Sorry, bro. See this is why,
- 1:38:57this is why my dad made sure I go to schools where you were
- 1:39:00at. So I keep saying this, but this is why my dad always
- 1:39:03said, like I'm so importal, like so it does That's exactly what my
- 1:39:12dad would say, dog and nothing. So it doesn't in there, It
- 1:39:14doesn't in there, right, Bill rings, I don't have to see him
- 1:39:16no more. Me and Jeffrey ha ha having the best time high five and
- 1:39:20she's like, yeah, moist, we didn't even take our pens back because
- 1:39:23he took the box out before he went to go. He's the bathroom.
- 1:39:27He's like, fuck that. I know he's on his well, you know
- 1:39:29me, his Edgar. He's like, I know Edgar's over there by the
- 1:39:31fucking cadets. I'm gonna take the pens because I know he's not stupid.
- 1:39:34So he left his backpack. They're thinking that I wasn't thinking, like milicious
- 1:39:38like that, shows up to class and he starts asking everybody do this holding
- 1:39:44the backpack in the backpack full of dys bro like, he's like and then
- 1:39:48he comes up to me and I know it was you. He was like,
- 1:39:53He's like, I know you, you stupid ass. Stick to this
- 1:39:55is funny. He's like you. He was like, he's acause why'd you
- 1:40:00do it? He's like, why couldn't see a knight? You could see
- 1:40:02me have something nice, like just giving him the most guilt trip. And
- 1:40:06then and then the fucking I think Jeffrey ol Me is fucking tell his food.
- 1:40:10We're just like, why'd you do our pants food like then like like
- 1:40:15and then I was like payback sod like type of ship. Then he just
- 1:40:18like literally would I don't think I think he. I think he literally stopped
- 1:40:23bringing it back back because you're fucking mean. Dog. You remember, do
- 1:40:27you remember? I remember when I went he was mad, bro I think
- 1:40:30literally he threw it in the trash because his dad was like super Mexican to
- 1:40:33the point where he was like if his dad saw the backpack, he was
- 1:40:35like, is this I would rather I would rather say I'd rather say someone
- 1:40:41stole it and my stupid friends ruined it, because then my dad would be
- 1:40:44like, and he's gonna want to go to their house and he's gonna want
- 1:40:47to square up. He still went to his house. The fuck your sea
- 1:40:51dogs, this is dude, you're like making like, dude, this is
- 1:40:55why you don't have your kids in the hood. Dog, fucking the fucking
- 1:41:00with you? Dog? What a friend that gives you life experience? No
- 1:41:03bro headaches? Dog? You know this? You know how you know?
- 1:41:05This kid got roasted for not having a new backpack. Promos like the promos
- 1:41:15don't leave us? Can you leave brokeet Flexi badness whole guy. Yeah,
- 1:41:27in the top of it, exactly the top of it, out the three
- 1:41:29America patches. Bron, You're fucking horrible dog. You know this is so
- 1:41:33because he still was our friend, but he knew that. He already should
- 1:41:38have known. He in his head new I should have not got back at
- 1:41:40this was because these are gonna super Mario, Bro, Why do you think
- 1:41:43I always tell people? I always tell people, why don't you ever get
- 1:41:45on back? Because he always asked her up it? Dog? He always
- 1:41:49has to up it. If if I ruin his shoes, he's gonna ruin
- 1:41:54my laptop. If I ruin his laptop, he's gonna ruin my car by
- 1:41:57ruining his car. Get me, he deported, Like it's never gonna end
- 1:42:01till I'm in jail or he's in jail. So I just learned to take
- 1:42:04the l I'm like a grown man when it comes to you. I tell
- 1:42:06most people, and I tell most people that want to fuck with he's on.
- 1:42:10I tell him right now. I'm like, he's not one to stop.
- 1:42:14I told He's like, you do not want to stop? Stay the
- 1:42:16l foods. So there's this. I mean, we still so we're still
- 1:42:19friends with this fool, right, and and like we go through this working
- 1:42:24out phase right because he started he started getting buffed, but not to like
- 1:42:27fighters or nothing. He just he's like he wanted to get bitches, right,
- 1:42:30so he built yeah so yeah, so so he fucking built the home
- 1:42:38gym. Right, So we start getting out of out of what is it
- 1:42:43school early and we built this crew of four dudes to live wage, right,
- 1:42:48going to his house after school lifting wage. Right, we're all getting
- 1:42:51fucking yoked live it like, you know, we're trying, like, yeah,
- 1:42:56you're getting yoked. No, we we are. He no, I
- 1:42:58was fitting. I know I sound like when I said sound like. And
- 1:43:03he's and he's on and three places. The reason he's called three plates.
- 1:43:06This full swears he can do three plates on each side bench press. So
- 1:43:12how much? Wait? So food? Like we used to have this kid,
- 1:43:15Caesar. I used to pick on with Jeffrey. We used to because
- 1:43:17he used to make fun of the way he talked, and he used to
- 1:43:19hate it. He was very insecure. Bro. I feel bad about it
- 1:43:23now because I know his mom was divorced, so I know it probably stemmed
- 1:43:26from daddy issues, so you know what I mean. Like, but you
- 1:43:30know, I didn't know it was a kid, right, So we used
- 1:43:32to make fun of this fool. Right, So this wool starts working out
- 1:43:35with us, right, so we're still sucking with him, right, working
- 1:43:40out. So so one day that's good. Whe They were making shakes in
- 1:43:45his in his uh in his has his kitchen, right, rotein shakes,
- 1:43:48protein shakes. After he finished working out, right, We're like, yeah,
- 1:43:51working out, no fool, So check out food. So I'm like,
- 1:43:57so I'm like, nah, fool. I was like, I'm like,
- 1:43:59I'm like, I'm was it really protein or just urban? It was
- 1:44:02really rbal life? It was protein. It was urbal life, right,
- 1:44:09but it was still protein protein. But I was like, I know it's
- 1:44:12herbal life. His moun paid for it brought. So you're, yeah,
- 1:44:15I'm putting in four scoops out of that food. Like I always like if
- 1:44:21you feat thing up because senses over here was like, I'm trying to build
- 1:44:26dreams. Hey, so boys is running an illegal gym out of his fucking
- 1:44:30house, right, might be giving you steroids at that point. So I'm
- 1:44:33so me, I'm like, oh, I'm like, don't trimp, bro.
- 1:44:36I know this banana peanut butter and shake. I'm gonna make this ship,
- 1:44:40bro. I was like, I'm making throw an egg, throw food,
- 1:44:43check this out food. So I'm looking through his I opened his parents
- 1:44:46cabinet right where the protein was at, and I'm like fever, like you
- 1:44:51know fiber I read that or not? Says comes over here. He's like,
- 1:44:57what's taking you so long? While this was are watching, like I
- 1:45:00don't know Juventus clips. I remember this ship very clearly because me and so
- 1:45:02I was there. So so that is very like you really do remember this
- 1:45:10day. My mind was on record because I know you like soccer, but
- 1:45:14Juventus is It's a very like you remember that. The homie that used to
- 1:45:16kick it with at the time was a big Juventus fan since Edgar David's days.
- 1:45:20So so what is it watching? Yeah, they're watching and then I'm
- 1:45:26over here in the kitchen and I'm like making the shakes and I'm like I
- 1:45:29can't stop laughing. I was like, oh, Caesar, I'm gonna dumped
- 1:45:31all the fiber in here, right I was Olympia, so sure enough food
- 1:45:38like this who says? He was like, it shouldn't take you that on.
- 1:45:41Just put it in the blender and then I was like, don't trip.
- 1:45:43And then when this food comes over here and he sees like forty U
- 1:45:45old virgin style like when they're shaving his chest. He's like, oh,
- 1:45:48that's fucked up, you know what I mean. But he starts laughing,
- 1:45:50you know what I mean. So I I don't want to blow the cover.
- 1:45:54So I turned the fucking the and I start dumping like maybe like this
- 1:46:00much a fiber ful, like this whole cup full of fiber just and I'm
- 1:46:04like, and I put a bunch of strawberries and I and I make everybody
- 1:46:08a big ass shake so it could fit. I made his separate right full.
- 1:46:12We laugh about it. He leaves, We tell everybody. Next day
- 1:46:15at school, he goes in because he took the bus. He was like,
- 1:46:19hey, man, He's like, I was that workout yesterday and I
- 1:46:21was like it was tight, man, you feel good. And then he's
- 1:46:25like yeah. He's like, I don't know what happened, dude, but
- 1:46:27I almost ship my pants. Go home, bro, he was like after
- 1:46:30working out, he was like, I literally fucking almost shipped my pants going
- 1:46:34up the stairs of the apartment. He was like, I don't know what
- 1:46:38wasn't about that workout that just really like like he talked, he came back
- 1:46:43talking about it was almost the biggest ship I've ever taken in my life.
- 1:46:45And we just like, you know, we just trying to keep a straight
- 1:46:48face, like yeah, he's like it's crazy and it's cracking up, bro.
- 1:46:53But yeah, fool that fool. That food had a lot of fucking
- 1:46:55like a cup full of fiber. Dog like he said after them all like
- 1:47:00pe but I can't kill you, dog, But I've been in that spot
- 1:47:01where like like someone like no, I mean, I don't say almost kill
- 1:47:04me, but you can owe d from what they put so much in my
- 1:47:08drink. Dude on to Vegas and uh, we're like eighteen at the I'm
- 1:47:14like eighteen nineteen at the time. Dog, And we go to Vegas and
- 1:47:17we we we get up. We go on to buffet and buffet has free
- 1:47:23beer. I had. I had a fake idea at the time, so
- 1:47:27I used the fake ID and I paid for the fee for the free beer
- 1:47:30sproatly, like eighteen nineteen, you had like thirty Miklos No no I had.
- 1:47:33I was like eighteen nineteen, and they had free beer, and you
- 1:47:35know how to extra for the free beer package. So all the homies pay
- 1:47:39for the free beer package and I go in there and obviously they don't have
- 1:47:43fucking takata. But it's all good, you know, I figured not gay.
- 1:47:47Okay, so okay, no no reason to say that you don't thank
- 1:47:53you for your unacknowledged No, we did acknowledge it, but you're unappreciative comment
- 1:47:58beside the point where fucking restaurant and I pay for the extra money to get
- 1:48:02the free beer and I get one beer. I get the beer. I
- 1:48:05sip the beer. It tastes nasty. I don't know what it is.
- 1:48:08It's like brand name, some cheap ass beer. And I will get a
- 1:48:11plate of I will go get my first plate of food at the restaurant,
- 1:48:14at the buffet, and my stupid homies are there. I think they're fucking
- 1:48:17hilarious, and they don't like maybe half of what was in a salt container.
- 1:48:26Fuck you, dog, it's not funny. That can kill someone,
- 1:48:28dog, And oh forgot me, really really really made an important point.
- 1:48:34So right before we went to the restaurant and I got this beer, we
- 1:48:40were at the hotel and homie comes in. He's like, you guys want
- 1:48:43to do this cocaine. I'm like, usually I don't want to do coke
- 1:48:45before I eat, but I'm game, Yeah, fucking exactly. I fucking
- 1:48:49I'm nineteen, I'm in Vegas. Why not dog, And I'm with this
- 1:48:55girl that doesn't like cocaine. Goody goodie girl, two shoe girls like,
- 1:48:59don't tell me I have doing coke. She's a rebel, but I said,
- 1:49:03fuck it. I end up doing coke right before we went to a
- 1:49:05restaurant. Well to fast forward back to back to restaurant. I've just done
- 1:49:10a bump of cocaine. I drink this beer, Go get my first plate
- 1:49:14of my first plate offf fucking my first plate of food. Come back and
- 1:49:17I'm sitting there and this beer is like full dog, and I'm looking at
- 1:49:21it, and all the homies are like bros being in Vegas, chug a
- 1:49:27beer and I'm not looking at it because I don't know if I'm drunk,
- 1:49:30I'm high just a cocaine. I'm hungry, and we all cheer this beer
- 1:49:33dog and I chug the whole fuck beer, whole beer, and I'm like,
- 1:49:40it tastes gross, but it's free beer. This isn't the coda.
- 1:49:44This is in premium ship, you know what I mean? It is in
- 1:49:45craft beer king in my eyes, dog, don't hate on it. Dogs
- 1:49:49on there, I'm hating on this beer. Dog. I drink it.
- 1:49:54And then they're looking at and I know everyone's kind of laughing, but you
- 1:49:57don't know what they're laughing at. You kind of think maybe you're a hi
- 1:50:00no sense, no no killing that. And then I'm just like whatever,
- 1:50:03I keep eating my fool dog. And then I start like feeling like really
- 1:50:06bad, dog, really really bad. So to the point where I'm like,
- 1:50:10y'all, I start her asking the homies, hey, you guys feel
- 1:50:12anything, Like what do you mean? I'm like, we did a cocaine?
- 1:50:15Y'all feel anything? Like now we feel good? I'm all right,
- 1:50:18And I'm like, all right, maybe it's just me. It's my head,
- 1:50:20you know, keep trying to go, keep trying to party. And
- 1:50:24eventually I look at the homies, I'm like, yo, y'all don't feel
- 1:50:26bad, Like now we feel great? I'm like, well, I don't.
- 1:50:29And it's started to the point where like I'm scared. I need to
- 1:50:30go to the hospital. And the second I said that, we're like,
- 1:50:34dog, we put a lot of salt in your beer. And the second
- 1:50:40they said that, you're also like, it's not the cocaine. You're like,
- 1:50:44do you feel way better about yourself? And they're like, you're fine,
- 1:50:47it's the fucking salt that you consumed. And then I, you know,
- 1:50:50typical me. I go on Google. I'm like how much salt can
- 1:50:54kill you? And then it tells you there's like a limit of not drinking
- 1:50:57salt. I'm fucking panicking. I'm looking at the home like, yeah,
- 1:50:59well, the same funny, dog, I know this is like I think
- 1:51:01you're asking Kutcher and y'all want to prank me, but like salt is deadly
- 1:51:05dog, and like y'all made me chug the salt. And I'm over here
- 1:51:08thinking, I'm like, bro, like I'm to the point where like I'm
- 1:51:12like got nine nine, nine to eleven dials on my phone. You know,
- 1:51:15you you you've never been there, right, but the zone's been there.
- 1:51:17It's almost like chugging a soy sauce bottle. Though, yeah, it's
- 1:51:19exactly what it is, bro, Like, it's too much salt for your
- 1:51:23to your for your body to fucking digest. And that's at the point where
- 1:51:27like brip, like I got nine eleven dial, thesone's been, there's been
- 1:51:30coked whatever, nine one one dial, nine eleven whatever. I got a
- 1:51:33dial, dude, And then I gotta I gotta tell this hike that doesn't
- 1:51:38do coke, that doesn't want me doing coke, that I did coke.
- 1:51:41So I'm like, yo, so like you know, like I don't do
- 1:51:45coke. I can't even go to the hospital. Bro. I ended up
- 1:51:47pinging, and once I took the piss off, it felt great. I
- 1:51:51think I pissed the salt up. You get what I mean. It felt
- 1:51:55so fucking great. Odium, But like you're shouldn't be fucking around with what
- 1:51:59people can assume, Like I know, like he zones like, oh,
- 1:52:01I put fiber in his body, and like I joke around artishaf you're giving
- 1:52:06fucking Birke crash for Molly. Usually let people know what the fuck they're consuming
- 1:52:13and what they're fucking doing anything like salt, soap, fiber. Like he's
- 1:52:16lucky that the worst thing is you take a ship. But like I know,
- 1:52:19my homiestarted was funny games. Like, dude, I was really having
- 1:52:21a panic attack. I literally, dude, I was literally like had nine
- 1:52:25to eleven. I literally was looking at this ground like, yo, I
- 1:52:27think it's the cocaine because I thought it was a coke too. But it's
- 1:52:30not no joke. He's on giving people fiber. I agree. Fuck you
- 1:52:38wait just a minute, your mind just you still fucking do it? You
- 1:52:41still fucking do it. You still fucking do it. I don't trust when
- 1:52:44you give me fucking joints. I've gotten a joint for me and that ship
- 1:52:46had fucking tobacco on it. I'm just drugging me. That's not drugging you.
- 1:52:54Yes, it is drugging somebody. Is them going into a quarter body
- 1:52:58and them not waking up hours later. You know what I mean? If
- 1:53:02I were to use the scenario which you know or like you know what I
- 1:53:06mean, she drugged herself. Exact yourself this conspiracy I'm about to give you.
- 1:53:12Do you think a zone would put cocaine on a wee joint? And
- 1:53:16I'll tell you about it. No, not cocaine, but because you can't,
- 1:53:20okay, So then what's the problem. If it's just tobacco, I
- 1:53:23know what's wrong. I don't like tobacco. It's a drug. I don't
- 1:53:26I don't appreciate it. But you were all right though, you know what
- 1:53:30I mean. Well, if I give you coke, I know you're gonna
- 1:53:32be all right. I don't know, dude, Like, I gotta know
- 1:53:35that's not that can kill me food. You're not gonna die from tobacco.
- 1:53:39There's no fanto in there. You're just gonna cry if that, Like,
- 1:53:44they're really deep. I test my coke. No, dude, you tested
- 1:53:47on what me? Oh Eddie fy Dikketty's very reliable test talk said, Ketty
- 1:53:54has been doing coke for a long time. Like if he dies, don't
- 1:53:57do it. Yeah, but we're not even gonna go there. But listen,
- 1:54:01everybody who contributed to the comment every First of all, shout out to
- 1:54:04everybody who's super chatted today, Thank you so much. I like that.
- 1:54:08We're gonna be doing these super chat raffles more often. We do have a
- 1:54:12dope episode on Saturday, so make sure you guys tune in on Saturday.
- 1:54:16We're hooking you guys up all year long. Anyways, Wait, we're almost
- 1:54:20I know. I've got to say shout all the homies that hit the yes
- 1:54:23on the yeah, the poll, whatever you're going And now because those are
- 1:54:28pretty good numbers. And it now I just ended it. Now, dude,
- 1:54:31the numbers okay, popping up? Is popping up and closed sponsor me.
- 1:54:38Come on, cut the come on, you got to become a citizens
- 1:54:42and sponsorship I'm doing I'm doing it better. Here we go, Here we
- 1:54:46go fifty. No, that is very close. Dog, I like negative
- 1:54:57is fire? Dog? Hey, that's probab gonna gonna be the Trump over
- 1:55:01fucking the other candidate. What is the homie call it? What? What
- 1:55:05is the homie called? What? I don't know what you're talking about?
- 1:55:13That you do? They got the negative? No, fool? Are you
- 1:55:17talking about the video? What what a black homie called? Think about it?
- 1:55:26African American modelo, modelo? Yeah, this is why I don't give
- 1:55:34Yeah, this is why I don't give Exavier a whiskey. How is that
- 1:55:39dumb? It's funny. I think African American takata is more funny. No,
- 1:55:43no, instead of negative, you know I'm not gonna see Yeah,
- 1:55:46that's hilarious and everyone everyone knows exactly what you're talking about. Go to a
- 1:55:50bar and said can I get that Modello? And the bartender will look at
- 1:55:54you and be like yes you can, sir, Damn fucking Xavier over here
- 1:55:59just saying like they're laughing. They think it's hilarious. Can you live an
- 1:56:01I thought that was funny. Please lives matter, all Modello lives matter,
- 1:56:05dog, cong Gito, Now you like it? You see? No,
- 1:56:11man, can I get a go guitoellow dog, let me way somebody cuts
- 1:56:20you off? Fucking congo all right, but now and they're right there right
- 1:56:26please end right there. No, we're not. But uh yeah, so
- 1:56:29uh you are you getting that to the day the homegirl comes through? Yeah,
- 1:56:32that's it. Yeah, there's nothing, there's nothing. No one can
- 1:56:36convince you not to get that. It's gonna be a bo always. So
- 1:56:40when she comes, you're gonna get on that day. Yeah, I'm a
- 1:56:43man of my word. Damn all right, and Gito Tattoo come and live
- 1:56:46for you guys here. It's gonna be a gangster ass con Guito dogs dressed
- 1:56:50like easy holding a forty stop. You can't get mad if it was easyo
- 1:56:58dog, you're fucking stuf it make I'm liking the idea a little bit better.
- 1:57:02What if I tell her I'll be like I want to coneto fighting at
- 1:57:05California raising. That would be the ship where you're at imposed a teacher to
- 1:57:13see he's a teacher. Teacher, Yeah, holy ship, where is the
- 1:57:15teacher? First of all? Yeah, allegedly. I don't know if time
- 1:57:21dog for him. All right, so listen everybody, Thank you everybody for
- 1:57:27contributing in the super chats. I will be posting up the winners tomorrow morning
- 1:57:30for the you know, after what is it uh? After my gym rant
- 1:57:34video of how cold it is? I will be fucking posting up when I
- 1:57:39get home the video of the winners for the for the care package for today's
- 1:57:43episode. So make sure you guys pay attention. That's only for Patreon subscribers
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- 1:58:11and a gram of what is it a farmer? What is it called?
- 1:58:15No? No, no, oh no, that's what I'm sorry.
- 1:58:17That's for the heady ones. Yeah, that's that's what I'm sorry. But
- 1:58:19you know what, fuck it, I'll throw in a Gramma Caddy Blaze.
- 1:58:23I was like, how about that bro? And O Grahama some Caddy blaze
- 1:58:25bro. So that' shit's come on, guys, we make that ship for
- 1:58:28five more dollars. That ship, that shit's worth like over four hundred dollars.
- 1:58:31So just to let you know, so make sure you guys take advantage
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- 1:58:39another another item that we're gonna do for the ten dollars tier. And we
- 1:58:42have something we're gonna introduce as well to part of the heady group. Yeah,
- 1:58:45we have something else. Trying to make this this this this this a
- 1:58:48weed heady family. We're trying to be something for everybody household names, so
- 1:58:53you guys, something for everybody, even if that means we have to hire
- 1:58:56more fucking help. We're gonna fucking make it happen, and hopefully the help
- 1:58:59turn into family, because first they start off as help dog straight up,
- 1:59:02bro, you gotta earn the stripe over here. Dog fuck out of here
- 1:59:05thinking there, you got short cuts over here, we pay dues over over
- 1:59:09here, and shit yeah so, and also go to flavors by Zone dot
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- 2:00:13You know what I'm saying and uh ray shout outs. Shout out to everybody
- 2:00:16tuning in. Follow me in MORNI Show Films. I g check out my
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- 2:00:25This morning I put out my review for the film Juice actually came out this
- 2:00:29month and all that back in the day. Check it out if you haven't
- 2:00:32listened to it, and be an examer. Will record for what's the episode
- 2:00:39actually, because I don't remember. Leave the world behind with fucking lame as
- 2:00:43Julia Roberts being annoying as bitch as can I wait to talk about her?
- 2:00:47You gotta have you seen it yet? Are you seeing it? So?
- 2:00:50Okay? We got an you watching Friday night. I said, are you
- 2:00:55watching? Because you know mean? I like to fucking get the little points
- 2:00:57in the movies where I'm like, yup, and I like when Ray's like,
- 2:01:00oh shit, he saw that. He remember There's been a couple of
- 2:01:01times when you give me those songs broke my mouth. Yeah, watch that
- 2:01:06one if you haven't seen that one. I know when I told Ray.
- 2:01:09When I told Ray, I was like, bro, they didn't put a
- 2:01:11condom on? And Ray was like, and we didn't fast forward. I
- 2:01:15was like, nome dude. I was like, I put a kandom on.
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- 2:01:41and uh yeah, we'll see you guys Saturday. That's just the mass dude.
- 2:01:49We'll see you guys on Saturday. I want to show this to like
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