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961 - BUNKIE TAKEOVER 90 Day Fiance (s11e11) "Love's True Colors" with Kimberly & Matt · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

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  Speaker 1: Hi, everybody, h this is Kimberly and Mary Paine is
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  Speaker 1: in Perie and she is abandoned us. So we have
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  Speaker 1: her replacement, but he might just do the whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: In Mary payin voice, we have Matt mar from Reality Gays.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, y'all, how y'all doing. I'm Mary Payne. I'm Mary Payne.
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  Speaker 2: I just got back from Ole. Miss you know how
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  Speaker 2: to go see my son exactly. Just love the girl,
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  Speaker 2: love the girl. Just just happy for him. Couldn't be
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  Speaker 2: more proud of him, proud. Yes, I'm I am fourteenth
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  Speaker 2: generation Mississippian, and I just want to let you know
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  Speaker 2: that that what does that mean? It means not a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Just means I'm pretty and I got good hair. That's
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  Speaker 2: what it means right there. That's why I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 2: you and be sure to use your Hello lash pink
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  Speaker 2: Cha twenty code pink shake twenty Pete. If you don't
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  Speaker 2: use a code INGRID will find your IP address and
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  Speaker 2: I will h send you a very nasty email.
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  Speaker 3: Pink shake twenty pink.
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  Speaker 1: Shake ginger, ginger, stop parking sisters food. I don't know why,
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  Speaker 1: Kimberly says, I go on vacation too much. I've only
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  Speaker 1: gone on vacation seventeen times this year. That's not a lot.
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  Speaker 1: I've been at home for three days straight that I
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  Speaker 1: don't go on vacation. I'm going to bald Head Island
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  Speaker 1: five times in May, but that's not too many times.
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  Speaker 1: I go to Vegas and then I went to the
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  Speaker 1: Paris in Vegas, and then I went to the Paris
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  Speaker 1: in Paris in Paris. That's not too many vacations. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what she's talking about. She I said that
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  Speaker 1: once her She got so many at me. She's like,
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  Speaker 1: I do not go on vacation a lot. And I
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  Speaker 1: was like, are you serious? You have to be serious
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  Speaker 1: right now.
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  Speaker 2: I do not go on vacation a lot. Now, culturally
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  Speaker 2: in Mississippi you need to take at least three months
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  Speaker 2: off for your favor because it's hot, you know, I
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  Speaker 2: will say this also one of the hardest working people
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  Speaker 2: in the business, So so yeah, she really is. So yes,
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  Speaker 2: please drag her, and yes, please take your vacations very
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  Speaker 2: pain She's gonna and also use your question. I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to get a text or a FaceTime calling. I'm already
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  Speaker 2: nervous for it.
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  Speaker 1: But I specifically said don't talk about me. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: talk about you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, we're gonna talk about you. We love you, yea,
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  Speaker 2: I will say, I'm not kidding. I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: you can see them the video You're Lashes. Mary Payne
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  Speaker 2: gave me a hello lash. That shit is some of
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  Speaker 2: the most amazing shit I've ever used on my eyes.
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  Speaker 2: And I've even mimiated it all my eyebrow because my
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  Speaker 2: eyebrows are light.
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  Speaker 3: I've bought like four of them for gifts for people.
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  Speaker 2: They're a perfect like little, just like bridle shower whatever.
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  Speaker 2: They're just a perfect little I mean my friends. She's like, well,
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  Speaker 2: it's vegan, and I looked it up and I was like, bitch,
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  Speaker 2: it is.
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  Speaker 3: Take it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So anyway, I don't mean it to be a commercial,
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  Speaker 3: but this ship is real and it's yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And now we're obsessed with these lipsy things. These she
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  Speaker 1: sent me one of these. Do you know these things?
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  Speaker 1: But it stuffs well, when you suck on a straw,
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  Speaker 1: it's good for not staining your teeth, but then you
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  Speaker 1: get the wrinkle lines here on your lip, like the
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  Speaker 1: smoke lines, smoking lines, So this like it spreads it
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  Speaker 1: out so you don't do it, it's genius. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I'll send your plastic surgery so you know I wrinkled
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  Speaker 2: on my lips. Ship Anyway, Well, she's I hope she's
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  Speaker 2: having fun and posag.
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  Speaker 1: I hope she's having fun. I hope she's wearing a beret.
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  Speaker 1: If I don't see her wearing a beret, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: be very upset.
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  Speaker 3: In a beret.
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  Speaker 1: She would look really cute and a beret. Actually, she
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  Speaker 1: has a good beret face. But we are here to
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  Speaker 1: talk about ninety day fiance as per usual. But I'm
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  Speaker 1: really excited to talk about with Matt because I've been
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  Speaker 1: listening to you and Jake talk about it. So I
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  Speaker 1: might interrupt with some comments on your previous episodes.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, please interrupt, Yes plug, Yes, Love the Poodle. Shout
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  Speaker 3: out to Reality Gays podcast available where you get all
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  Speaker 3: your podcasts, please absolutely please? Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, this is we're doing season eleven eleven, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: litt eleven Okay, good angel numbers.
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  Speaker 3: It is Michael's watching overs. He's here right now. Drum
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  Speaker 3: stay strong strong.
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  Speaker 1: What did she think of Darcy's look when she came
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  Speaker 1: out at the reunion?
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  Speaker 2: Wonderful and completely inappropriate okay, that that that that is
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  Speaker 2: Darcy that. Yeah, but you know what I've kind of
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  Speaker 2: I'm I'm I'm starting to dress up more. I've actually
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  Speaker 2: gotten into fat. I don't I don't look like it now.
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  Speaker 2: I'm wearing a wonder Woman T shirt. It's because it's
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  Speaker 2: Beyonce Day for me tonight and I'm getting ready later.
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  Speaker 2: But I kind of decided, I went, oh, I kind
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  Speaker 2: of want to beat a bitch that dresses a little
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  Speaker 2: too much for an occasion.
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  Speaker 3: Why don't?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, why not? Life is short. I'm learning how to
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  Speaker 1: put on makeup for the first time in five years.
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  Speaker 3: What Kimberly I know?
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  Speaker 1: And Katie like does makeup, like she knows makeup and
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  Speaker 1: she's tried to teach me, and I'm like, no, no makeup,
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  Speaker 1: I can't wear anything.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe Kate, can we take you to Alta an Alta? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I need an Altar trip for sure, because I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm doing.
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  Speaker 2: I will totally come over and well, I don't want
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  Speaker 2: to affect Katie. I mean, let Katie do, but she
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  Speaker 2: would be very jealous. She would We can do it together.
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  Speaker 2: I just love makeup, honestly, she can do your makeup.
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  Speaker 2: But I would love to just take a gummy and
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  Speaker 2: sit there and talk to y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, we would love that.
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  Speaker 2: Give me a high noon, and I'm a happy bitch.
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  Speaker 2: So but no, yes, uh yeah. So Darcy's always gonna
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  Speaker 2: bring the party, bring the party. But thank God for
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  Speaker 2: Darcy and Stacy on this. I mean, this was a
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  Speaker 2: great season. But think you just forget like what they're
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  Speaker 2: just reality show pros. They get it. Yeah, and Florian
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  Speaker 2: I think has gotten it. And I actually feel like
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  Speaker 2: based off his answers, I'm kind of excited to see
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  Speaker 2: Georgie on the next season, The Last Resort, because I
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  Speaker 2: think he's getting it. Because you know they're going to
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  Speaker 2: be on Oh that's this is not confirmed. This is
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  Speaker 2: hink they're going to be on mm hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Well my parents are. They're not new to ninety Day,
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  Speaker 1: but they joined after Darcy. So I had to show
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  Speaker 1: them all of the photos of previous Darcy and Stacey
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  Speaker 1: and previous I had to show them cutting on the
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  Speaker 1: bias video and you know, I just have That's my
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  Speaker 1: job is to educate them and is the learning channel,
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  Speaker 1: and so I have to provide all of the context
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  Speaker 1: of Darcy in the past.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I got to say, now, this makes
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  Speaker 2: poodle angry, but my hand a drama put on some lotion.
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  Speaker 3: That's it's locks of French for Mary Payne.
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  Speaker 2: But anyway, I I I honestly have to say, I
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  Speaker 2: think I learned a big learning tool and realizing that
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  Speaker 2: I was codependent was watching Darcy.
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  Speaker 3: So it's still it still is a learning channel.
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  Speaker 1: It's still the learning channel. I love that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that. Anyway, all right, what'd you think
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  Speaker 3: of this episode of ninety day?
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was good thought. I thought it was entertaining.
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  Speaker 1: I did miss Mina and Mark. I'm enjoying them, so
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  Speaker 1: I was a little sad we didn't get them, but
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  Speaker 1: I enjoyed it overall.
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  Speaker 2: I would always have them in spite of the Threattle.
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  Speaker 2: Do y'all hate the Threatle as much as we do?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Mary Payne specifically hates the Threatle, and she's at
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  Speaker 1: the point where she wants to just stop talking about
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  Speaker 1: the Threutle like it was like big Ed and we're
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  Speaker 1: just like no, we're pretending he's not on the show.
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  Speaker 1: But people want her to talk about the Threattle, So
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  Speaker 1: she begrudgingly talks about the Threattle, but it's mostly like
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, and then they eat Mexican food and
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  Speaker 1: I hate them. That's basically what we do, and we
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  Speaker 1: hate them. We think they're sex tourists and reality fame horrors.
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  Speaker 1: And he's like a golden doodle that doesn't seem to
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  Speaker 1: like know what's going on at any time, has that
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  Speaker 1: weird creepy smile on his face all the time. And
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  Speaker 1: she's a narcissist. I agree with your assessment that she
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  Speaker 1: might be a narcissist and they possibly want to bring
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  Speaker 1: her to America as a sex slave immigrant.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I thinks too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and with a hint of white savior complex,
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  Speaker 1: even though she's always a yeah, is sprinkle of white
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  Speaker 1: savior complex?
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  Speaker 3: Sprinkle.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if I kind of last time said this
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  Speaker 2: and Jake win Oh, I think you could be right,
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  Speaker 2: and it's made me. I still hate watching them, but
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  Speaker 2: maybe it provides a little bit. I think Annie is
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  Speaker 2: conning them. I think she's totally conned, and when I
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  Speaker 2: think about it from that lens, I kind of get
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  Speaker 2: excited to see her con them and then just go
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  Speaker 2: their own way like that woman did. I didn't watch
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  Speaker 2: the show, but like the one from Seeking Sister Wives
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  Speaker 2: who just yes on the hell out of them and
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  Speaker 2: took ten thousand dollars. I'm like, get your Zanie, get
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  Speaker 2: your own. Yeah, I kind of reader, that's what I'm hoping.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I think we've gotten hints of that in the
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  Speaker 1: previews for the season, that there is like she has
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: a different name, and she might be doing this with
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  Speaker 1: other people, and there might be they've been giving her money.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, I'm excited.
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  Speaker 3: I'm very excited. You.
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• 10:36
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• 10:39
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  Speaker 3: All right, so shall we jump in?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm so excited.
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's talk about Steven and Maddie Stephen and shall.
• 11:01
  Speaker 3: We let's talk about him? Do you enjoy the day?
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  Speaker 1: I've never used one. I know I'm missing out. I
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: feel I just in my mind I need a wipe
• 11:13
  Speaker 1: to get like I need like some sort of friction,
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: some sort of like pressure to get I don't feel
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: like water would get rid of any particle.
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: By the way, Mary pain is Creey's not going. Oh god,
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  Speaker 3: oh god, day they're talking about what they're talking about? What,
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  Speaker 3: oh god, I can't ever leave again.
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  Speaker 1: I was like a bidet for the front area. Like
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that.
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  Speaker 3: I like it's a game change.
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: I really I I buy like one case of toilet
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  Speaker 2: paper a year now. So I'm a fan of it
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: because you still do the thing, but you just get
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  Speaker 2: a little, just get little wash first.
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  Speaker 1: Again, I can see the wash fop talking stop it.
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: You know, we're going to keep going, Mary Payne. That's
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: what happens when when the boss goes away, the other
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: podcasters will play and talk about poop. So I hope
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  Speaker 1: you're enjoining Paris. So do you do the water first?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, you do the water first, because it shoots right
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: up there. I but you got to get careful or
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: be careful or you're gonna get pregnant. And so it's
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: just butt pregnant though, don't worry about it.
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, No, it's shooting up the club, as we
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: learn from Yeah, the back door, Yeah, the back door,
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: shooting at the back door of the.
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the patio, the smoking lounge smoking. Yeah, anyway, I'm
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  Speaker 2: a fan. They do it in much more in Europe.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like my dad's son of a plumber.
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know why we didn't have one, but whatever,
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: we should move on because we're going to get letter.
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: From I do have to say, because Katie has long
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: had this idea TM for a product called the day
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: Mate and you say it with an Australian accent and
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: it's for cleaning down Unda and she was obsessed with us.
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: She's like, we're gonna make this product make a million dollars.
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  Speaker 1: And then we've talked about on the podcast all the
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: time and finally someone sent us that it already exists.
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  Speaker 1: I have one, and I haven't told her yet. She
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  Speaker 1: listened to Pink Shade and she brought it up again
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  Speaker 1: at our recording on Saturday, and I'm like.
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  Speaker 3: I can't say it. Should I say it?
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  Speaker 1: She's not in the right head. It's twenty twenty five, Matt.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if she can handle that dream being shattered. No,
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  Speaker 1: just send her a text. Just send her a text
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: with a screen grab of it. Already turned off my
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: phone I found and.
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  Speaker 3: You're like, hey, uh, all right, I'm on vacation, see
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  Speaker 3: you in a week. Whatever. That's what you do. That
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  Speaker 3: is what you do.
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  Speaker 1: You just light the thing on fire and then walk away.
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  Speaker 3: That's what you do. You like anyone? So okay, So
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  Speaker 3: Stevie is you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, they're gonna save money, they're gonna get married sooner,
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  Speaker 2: and and she's kind of on board with this now
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  Speaker 2: and she says she's you know, she asked him, will
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  Speaker 2: you be able to work sooner? And Maddie is very
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  Speaker 2: much like, yes, one of the most like driven people
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  Speaker 2: that I think that we've seen that, Like, he wants
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  Speaker 2: to get a job.
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  Speaker 3: Also, I feel like I feel.
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  Speaker 2: Like it's not being said, But I wonder too if
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  Speaker 2: they're worried if Stevie's dad, Perry, is gonna make it.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: He doesn't seem that sick to me.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: But but the way they talk, I'm imagining it's some
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: type of cancer we have not heard.
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and that is their business. They don't need to
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: tell us this. But but yeah.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: That's what because she said, uh, I think she would
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: do it anyway. But in the moment she says, I
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: don't know if I could walk down the aisle if
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: my dad's not there to marry me are Yeah.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Now Mary Payne had her on the show and
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: her dad is still with us. Oh so she could
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: have waited, but I think it was. Yeah, they've rushed
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: it up to like fourteen days or something.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, at least man he's, you know, wants to work.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: I love him. He loves Doctor Pepper. That's all I
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: needed to know.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: I love them. I love anybody who love He seems
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: to like want to try American stuff, and I like that.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's fun. And he doesn't seem to want
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: to well, he seems to want to change her. I
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: take that back. That's what I worry about when people
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: come from strictly very religious cultures. I'm going to start
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: dictating how she dresses and things like that. But he
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: hasn't done that yet. He just doesn't want her to
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: look at boobs anymore.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: He just thinks that she's bisexual. Yeah, so, which I
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: could see it. I don't know if she is, but
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: I can see it. But and also maybe he's just
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: not around art. You're just painting naked people when you're
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: an artist.
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  Speaker 1: I think. Come back to him in a year after
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: living in like a college town, and he'll be much
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: more open to.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's Hattiesburg, a college town.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: It is, so it's not like Jessica's cow Pattie Town. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it's it looks more like that, but it's actually more
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: young in him. I think, what school they do have
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Confederate statues up? I think, but there are young people there.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow, well, good good, I'm glad that. Well.
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  Speaker 2: I just saw on Instagram and apparently Maddie's in love
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: with their new cat. They got a kitten, and it's like,
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: you see the kitten just sleeping on him shirtless.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: I love you.
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  Speaker 3: He loves a thirsty Instagram pick. He loves it. I'm
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  Speaker 3: fine with it too.
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  Speaker 2: So okay, So they decided to go back to Hattiesburg
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: and they pull up on Dad and I love that.
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  Speaker 2: This reminded me of like my family when my dad's
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: giving him shit, like, well, you didn't answer when I
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: called you. That's such like a small town thing because
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: you're like, well, what else were you doing? It's uh,
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: it's like I try. I can't really do it with
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: Jake because it makes me angry. But like where I'm from,
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: like if I call you, I probably wouldn't do it
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: to you because I mean, we're friends. But I'll call
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: somebody and they'll answer the phone and they say hello,
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: and I say what are you doing? And that's just
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: what I do. You just say what're you doing? And
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: you're like, oh, nothing, what are you doing? Just kind
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: of talk for a little bit and then you get
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: into it. And Jake's like, I hate that and I.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Feel like that, and Mary Paine will be like I
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: talked to Jake for or I talked to Maddie for
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: four hours on the phone the other day and I'm like, what,
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: that's way too long. Well do you want to talk
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: to someone for five minutes on the phone.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: There's wine involved, Okay, Yeah, so there's there is Yeah,
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: there is wine involved. And it's a lot, you know
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: with Mary Payne. Uh it makes me feel like I'm
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: like part of a family or something that I would
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: never because I live by myself very happily.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: I love, I adore my life.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Actually, But you know, I'm talking Mary Payne and then
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: one kiddo comes in and we're talking, then gingered it,
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: then there's a dog situation and then Dave and then
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: we're talking about Oklahoma and so it's a whole it's
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: like a whole ketchup, so I understand anyway, And then
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: always too, someone of one of our podcasts here friends
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: like always Kate Casey texts or her or and then
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: then we're both texting. Kate Casey while we're talking to
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: Mary likes the whole thing.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: It's just it's incestuous. Where are we okay? So and
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: so that shows up.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: He's like, you didn't anty and she's like, uh, He's like,
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: I didn't hear it raining she said, well she looks says, well,
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: he took me by surprise. And I love the way.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: She said, but you already knew it, know it? Did
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: he show you this? And Perry says, I love him
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: because he's so whip small. He's so because he said, yeah,
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: I saw it, but it wasn't there and kind of
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: smiles on your hand. I love this man. I love
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: him so much. Reminds me of like my dad and
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: just my family.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Uh I know.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Oh. And I was happy to hear on Mary Payne's
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: interview that someone did correct him when he kept saying
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: is he going to make you wear a jihad? It
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: was just not on camera, but they did correct him.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: So hopefully you'll stop saying that, and then I have
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: no notes for him.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: He's great, yeah I think you know, yeah, I think yeah,
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: so but anyway, you know, he's like, it's the same
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: old naughty day trope y'all. He's like, are you sure
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: that's what you want? And that He's like, yes, I
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: can prove it to her. And then Perry said, I
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: want to know your opinion this. Perry looks at Steve
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: and says, yeah, but you lied to me for two years,
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: and Stevie immediately says, no, I didn't.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: What do you think about that?
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: That's that whole I just didn't tell you. That's still
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: a lie. That's still a lie by O mission, that's
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: still a huge lie. Yeah. Yeah, Well, I don't know
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: why people do that. He's coming tomorrow. We've been dating
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: for seven years and he's coming tomorrow, just now mentioning it. Yeah,
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know why they do that.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: I will say, that's kind of one thing that.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Stevie has that she has that stubborn streak, you know
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: what I mean, where it just she just can't help
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: but just show her ass a little bit sometimes. But anyway,
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: I don't yeah, whatever, We all.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Claps back on people on social media. And I do
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Oh she does.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: She does, but in a kind of sassy way. It
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: doesn't seem bitchy or anything. It's kind of sassy.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't get me wrong. We love her like it
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: is neck and neck for us. And I can't believe
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: I'm saying this of Stevie, Maddie or Chakan and Sarper
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: for Heart of the Season.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, who knew?
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Shockingly, I never thought i'd say that.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but although she kind of was posting we'll talk
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: about like, but she was posting on Instagram and stuff
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: like that of maybe there's trouble in Paradise. I don't know.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: Oh no, they better not break up before next month
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: because Poodle and I want to go to the boot camp.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I need you to go.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that. Oh that's true. I love that
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: you immediately even though you could go to you were like,
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: I need you to go.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: No, I don't know. I'm not driving back up to LA.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: I mean, I do have to have a doctor's appointment
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: up in La, So I'm thinking, like I should probably
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: like see some friends up there when I go, or
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: could I go to the boot camp class. I'm worried.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: I'm just too out of shape, honestly, but I I'm.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Worried for that too. I'm not gonna lie preconcerted.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: But whatever, I've seen Star Pars throw up on a ship,
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: So if I throw up in his boot.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: Camp class, oh well, oh what are we going to do?
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: So so and Stevie aster Dad, you know, would you
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: walk me down?
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: And He's like, of course, I'd love to.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: And She's like, so, here we go, and everything's happening
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: now in fourteen days and.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: The next day they are pulling up to.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: A wedding view a wedding venue, and Matty I always
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: said minded Maddie is not feeling well because he not
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: only ate pork for the first time, but he ate
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: pork belly, which is really just balls deep diving into pork.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: True.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Is it literally.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: The belly the belly of a pork? Yeah, pork belly?
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: Wow it.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Oh it can be very good like Koreem barbecue and
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: things like that, fantastic, but it's also really fatty and
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: just heavy.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. No, I felt him because I've been a vegetarian
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: for oh thirty plus years, so I think if I
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: ate meat now I feel like that would be me.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, very much so God, i' you're heart healthy
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: as can be.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Not really, because when you become vegetarian in the nineties,
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: the only things around that you can eat our fries
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: and chips and things like that.
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: Ah.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: How old were you when you became vegetarian?
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Twelve?
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, your parents had fun with you.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: My mom like sent me the doctor to get my
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: blood tested all the time to make sure I had
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: enough protein. She'd like signed us up for like vegetarian magazines.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: We were the only vegetarians probably in the whole town.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Oh wait, so your home, your family was vegetarian.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: No, no, they were just it was just me and
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: my mom was just so worried, but she wanted to
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: be supportive. My dad thought it would be a phase.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: And then he does know how stubborn I am. And
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: then my brother would wave meat in my face and
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: thought it was so funny, like, look at it's almost
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: touching your face.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: Good for you.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a cute boy in my class that
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: was a vegetarian. Oh okay, I really had a crush
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: on him. But then it just stuck, you know, moral
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: reasons at all. We saw one of those videos about
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: like meat processing, and then I found out he was
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: a vegetarian, and those two things together, I was like,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: my path in life.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: That is now hearerfect tell me you're Kimberly without telling
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: me you're Kimberly.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: Because you have these like beautiful you have this beautiful
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: moral code and then at the same time you're trash
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: like the rest of us.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: I'm so trash like the rest of us, but like
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: now it's literally for animals, Like if I think of
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: an animal being hurt, I literally want I want to
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: throw up, like it makes me so sick to my stomach.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: But that's how it all started. Yeah it was Casey.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: I had such a crush on him.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Okasey. Yeah that was such a nineties name, wasn't it.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: I know so many cases. Oh all right, So anyway,
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: he's not feeling well. They're driving around and they're gonna
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: meet her friend Grace, which we have met a little
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: bit before, and Stevene's kind of take She's like, we've
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: done this is crazy, and She's like, but we've done
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: crazier things, So I'm you know, uh, I think it's
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: gonna be fine. Of course, Maddie is like, well it's
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: gonna be like one of those weddings in the movie, right,
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: And I don't know if he knows how expensive weddings
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: are in America.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Don't know what movie he's seen, too, I want to
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: there's several different kinds of weddings in American movies, so
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: I'm curious. It was the Father of the Bride. What
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: did he see?
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Definitely the wedding singer, Yeah, definitely the wedding singer.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: I think possibly my best friend's wedding.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Maybe although there's a gay character, they wouldn't show it
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: there never mind.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they would show wedding crashers because there's like.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: No, you know what the wedding. Don't know what wedding
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: movie he saw? Maybe just Father of the Bride. Well no,
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: but Mark Short's gay as hell.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: Well, they don't say he's gay in that movie, so
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: he's I don't know. This is a good ques.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: I almost want to. I would love to ask him
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: that what wedding? Yeah, but also too, I mean I'm
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: not gonna speak act like I'm well versed and speak
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: for all of Europe, but I know that in like,
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: I had a friend who got married in Austria where
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: she's from. But weddings just aren't. They're not in business
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: in a lot of countries over there, and maybe it's
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: not in around I don't know now that it we
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: found like you know, Jiggy Jiggy, we've seen what a
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: big production that wedding was.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, in Europe.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: But Tiger Lily, Tiger Lily that was in Jordan, right,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: and was the in Jordan. Yeah, that was a huge affair.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: That was a huge affair.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: So I don't know in Iran, like what the come
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: at us?
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Well, they said that the men and women are in
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: different rooms and you can hear each other celebrating.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: I know, it's like they need to have a gloryhole
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: or something where you can just kind of look in
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: see your wife.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Are they passing like fights like I love after luck
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: up between themselves?
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, exactly, That's exactly what was happening. Okay, So
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: they She's like, no, it's not gonna be like that.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: We can't afford that. So they meet Andrea. Andrew's a
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: wedding planner. This what do you think it is? Space?
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: It's much more MySpace than the other space that we
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: see later, the Long Island space. This was more like
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: rustic chic kind of. I guess it was really cute. Yeah,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: I liked it, and I liked it was like an Yeah,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: I liked it. It was distressed and cute.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: It looked shabby chic. Yes, I was shabby chic.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: That's the word I'm looking for you.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: And it looked very Stevie.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: I thought it was cute too, And they're only going
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: to want to do Claire's there with her husband wit
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: in that cute ass baby, my god baby, and they're
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: just having a wedding with like close friends.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: That's it again. We get like the ninety day tropes.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Claire is worried that she's rushing things, which I know
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: it's kind of like Mark and Mina, but a little different.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Whereas Mark and Mina, I get frustrated because everyone's like,
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: but are they gonna do this? And I'm like, they
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: have a baby, Like, they have a fucking baby. Done,
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: it's done, and this isn't as severe. But at the
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: same time, it's like he can't go back to his country.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like it's the drawn in.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Yes, this is just a formality, you dumb bitches. Yeah,
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: so I don't know. But anyway, but she's worried, and
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: she's like, well.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Maddie, are your parents gonna FaceTime or skype in? And
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: he in his Debbie Downer tone his flat just.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: You know, if they see alcohol or coled, they won't
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: be happy and they will be riding in the streets
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: and someone will be prosecuted and my cousins might die.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: They are super religious.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: So the friends like, oh greaty, which.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, She's just like.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: So, and Claire's like, this is where the ship kicker
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: comes in. Clara says, well, Stevie, do you want to
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: have something to represent you? What about some paintings? And
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: she kind of jokes and says, maybe you could put
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: the painting of me up And that's where the bomb
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: is dropped. That Stevie painted Maddie. Are Stevie painted Claire nude?
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Live and in person?
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: And those groups were in the same room as her.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm, which I guess too.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: You would think that he wouldn't think a big deal
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: about that, but I guess the the painting part. But
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: maybe women don't even get naked around other women any
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Iran probably not.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Well, we did again, I know it's not the same
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: in Jordan, but we did see Tiger Lily Adnan. He
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: was getting like oiled up by his friends in that
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: spa before his wedding. They were like massaging each other's
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: groin area.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we saw that.
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: That was.
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: That was great.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Do you need a second?
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: Where was happening? Okay? Okay.
• 30:32
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• 30:52
  Speaker 3: I'm here, I'm here.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Hello Lash, Pink Shake twenty, Pink Shake twenty, everybody Ginger Stappark.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: That's what brings me back. That's what brings me back. Okay.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Uh have I told you about my friend Mary?
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: Gosh, I just want Mary anyway? Okay?
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Uh so Stevie, So Maddie is shocked, and he's like,
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: this is new to me. I kind of do see
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Stevie's point where why would she think to tell Maddie
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: this because it's such a part of her life. But
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: he's but hurt that she never told him this and
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: he didn't know that she was painting girls in person.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Again, Yeah, he thought they were sending her photos of
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: the boobs and then she would paint them off the photos,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: which still bothered him, but not as much, not as much.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: But still like, I don't think he knows a lot
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: about art. But now his mind is thinking is she bisexual?
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: Again?
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: And also to one reason probably he's thinking is because
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: not that it's necessarily fair. I think it's a bit
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: of more naivete at least. I think he asked Stevie
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: this several times way before, and each time Stevie dodges
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: the question and doesn't answer him. And I understand why
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: she's like, I'm not answering that because she thinks it's
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: a stupid question. But it's also like, but also you forget,
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: like this guy lived in a place where you can't
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: walk a dog on a fucking leash, right, So there
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: is gonna be a little bit of handholding of telling
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: of it. And that's just what I think sometimes Americans
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: don't want to accept, but you have to in some
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: cases because this person is how would they know if
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: they don't know before?
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: So he needs to hear a flat out no.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, She finally says this now kind of like under
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: her breath, but it doesn't seem to really suffice for him.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: He still seems out of it.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Claire's like, this is awkward, this is awkward with I
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: thought I thought your mother was a bitch.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: Goddamn.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: But so they leave because it's getting dark and they
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: have to leave, which, again, if you're not from a
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: small town, you don't understand that. Jake and I talked
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: extensively about this. But because if you live in LA,
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: you probably you're in LA. Has anyone ever said to you, well, Kimberly,
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: I gotta get going, it's getting dark. No, no, no,
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: there's a light where we are from.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: It's fucking dark.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is pitch black and dark. So people, there's
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: a lot of people that don't like to be out
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: after dark.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: So that's so funny. Yeah, it's a thing.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: I noticed when they walked outside. There was a nineties
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: family like what town not a town car, I don't
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: know the word for it, like a station wagon, and
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: it had wood paneling on the side, and there was
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: a bunch of luggage stacked on top. It was full
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: on National Lampoons figation.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: It was good eye good eye.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: I saw it like that real? Is that like a
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: I thought? I honestly, my mind was like movie prop.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean something there.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: If you go home where I'm from, you'll still see
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: people driving like a Dodge Dynasty and PT Cruisers. I
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: mean the good old days. Anyway, I don't know if
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: people even remember those. I'm dating myself. So do you
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: remember a PT Cruiser? You don't, do you?
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: I gotta look it up. I'm not I have car blindness,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: so I don't know any cars from another Ah.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: We talk about all the time because I would not
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: be good if I witnessed a crime, because I would
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: be like, it had doors, and there'd be like was
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: it a was a sports car? Was it an suv?
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, I.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Wheels, That's fine, I get it. Okay. So they're in
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: the car and See's like, are you mad? He's like,
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: I don't know, should I be?
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: And she said, if I thought it was bad, I
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: would have told you. She said, I paint things like
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: that all the time. You made it awkward in front
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: of the clare And he's like, well, you should have
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: told me, And she says, but I don't think he
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: gets it. She's like, but this is normal for me.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: I'm not keeping secrets for you. It's just normal. So uh,
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: that's where he's like, brings up this wakes me worry
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: about bisexuality, and she's like, this is ridiculous. No I'm
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: not I'm going to the car, I'm cold, and he
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: I just don't think he's under He says, I hate
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: it when something's okay.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: For her but not for me.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know if this is the same, but I
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: think it's more of to me. I think it's more.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: I think Maddie's an insecure guy and they're just I
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: said this on our pot too, but I just feel
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: like he didn't really ever fit in.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: He was just was that.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: So I think, yes, he's in love with Stevie. But
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: I think the fact that he wants to learn English,
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: I think he wanted to. He knew that Iran was
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: not for him, and so I relate to that, and
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: so I think that he because he said, you know
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: less about her bisexuality, said but what if she leaves
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: me because she wants to be with something, I can't
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: give her right?
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: That's about him, So yeah, I say give it a year.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: I think he's going to be participating in a drag
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: parade on Bourbon Street. I really think he's gonna embrace
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: I think he's going to love how much gay men
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: love him. Yes, he's gonna love the flirts. Ye, and
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be Is he into that all? No, I
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: don't think so.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: But he's just gonna be one of those straight men
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: that likes to be flirted with.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: I hope he never meets Poodle because Jake will be disgusting. Yeah, yes,
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: that's yeah, just so gross, so gross.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Can I asee you a question? So one thing we're
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: always wondering, she has two children. They mentioned it once
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: in the very first episode, never again, she told Mary
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Payne she had decided they were not going to be
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: on cameram. I do feel like and I totally respect that.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: I do feel like we are missing out on a
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: part of the relationship because we don't know how he
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: is with the kids, like and because they never mentioned
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: them anymore.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: That's kind of one of the problems with Nattie Day
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: is they are They're very much like if you don't
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: see it on screen, it's not there, it's not real.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: And I actually think there's a way to do this
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: to say that she has kids and that Maddie is
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: meeting those kids and is a part of those kids'
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: lives and we can hear about it and talk about it.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: And then even if it's just one conversation and she says,
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: you know, I just don't. But they never want you
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: to say, like they never wanted someone to say, I
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: just don't want my kids to be on camera, because
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Nati Day never wants you to think this is a
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: television show.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: I really wanted to be like you were pulling back
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: a curtain and looking in someone's life even.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: Though it's a produced reality show. I agree with you.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: I think that they're missing that and they should not
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: show the kids, but at least show or discuss.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: The relationship, right or And I said, like maybe that
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: she shouldn't have mentioned it then in the first episode,
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: but then you'd have a situation with like Lauren and Faith.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: He had two kids and we never heard about them,
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: and then people came out them on social media because
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: they discovered he had kids. So I guess you can't
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: really win. You either mentioned the kids, Yeah you can't,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: or well I don't mention them. Everyone's like she's hiding
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: the fact that she has.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: Also, people were coming at him because Lauren is a
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: horrible he's a horrible pain child support and trying to
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: go to the Philippines so he didn't have to pay
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: his bills. So that's a little different.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Different, Yeah, yeah, a little different.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: Let's just get him out of the way. Can we
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: talk about this threuttle. Yeah, okay, y'all.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: Matt and Manny and Minnie. I never say her name right,
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: and Annie Annie, they don't.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Say her name right either. He says it wrong, he
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: says it fell an.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: I mean, at this point, let's just call her hair
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: because that's the start of this show.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: This episode, y'all. Is that weave sitting on the sink
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: just that Oh you missed it. It's a quick thing
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: where Matt is just washing his hands and her it's
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: the very first opening shot.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: He's brushing his teeth and her hair is just sitting
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: right by the sink. Wow, looking up at him, going
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: love me, mad, love it, You're always I'll never leave you.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: Anyway.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Oh I'm picturing if she does ever leave him. And
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: he's just cradling the hair, just stroking the hair in
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: a room by in a dark room.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: I'm sure he is smelling it. So we won't go
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: through this as quickly as Mary Payne. But it's not
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: going to be long, y'all. Also, there wasn't a ton
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: for them. But basically, y'all met say it. So he's
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: calling Eric, his friend, Eric, who has been in a
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: polyamorous relationship before. Although it seems like kind of like
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: it seems a little bit like Eric's version of polyamory.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: It's almost like Riba from Last Resorts version of polyamory
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: is much different than Geno and Jasmin's.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: As because y'all don't forget.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: The sign your polyamorous relationship is not going to go
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: well is when you decide to have your first meeting
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: about the rules sixty days before you get married, on
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: top of the heel, drinking cheap ass wine, wearing fucking
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Kardashian clothes and putting it in your notes app. That's
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: not really going to it's not really a discussion, shall
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: we say, but whatever.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: But he talks to Eric.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: And he's you know, he's saying he's upset because Imani
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: like basically, oh, wasn't she just waiting to tell him?
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: I mean she couldn't have been happy to tell him
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: she wanted, oh yes to totally what she wanted.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: What she wants to be the most wanted one, And
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: then the two others are just fawning over her. Yes, yes,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: she's loving this.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: It's gross when you say it, it's gross when you
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: see it, but it's really gross when you say it.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: Really so now so Eric, Yeah, he's talking, tell Eric
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: about and Eric goes very He gets like hmm, sounds
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: like there's some jealousy, and I'm like, yeah, no shit, yeah, thanks,
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: calm person in the fucking room.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: You have no idea.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: We are like Annie and Matt are like sitting in
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: a fucking wine bar and we're hearing like three doors down.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Wow, okays.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: That's what we're here.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah they left. She left the cheese on the table
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: and went to scream, yes what okay, so and then
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: he was like, girls, girls, calm down.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Well, I think, Matt says, which is not I don't
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: think a good reason. Matt says, you know, this was
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: fun and exciting at first, and now I'm not sure
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: that is not the reason to jump into an open relationship,
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: or actually maybe open relationship if you want fun, But
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: for a polyamorous polyamory at least all the friends that
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: I know, and I know a lot of people that
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: are polyamorous.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: It is not about fun and exciting.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: It's about if they're a polyamorous person, they don't feel
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: completed or fulfilled in one loving relationship. They need to
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: be in a relationship with someone else. That is now
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: that is a many because she likes the attention. Although
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: she's not really polyed, she's just a narcissist. But anyway,
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: so even when he said that, I went you y'all
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: didn't even go in.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: This for the right reasons. You just want well again,
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: we talked about it.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: But also, and there are kids involved, You shouldn't be
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: fun and exciting should not be what you're looking for
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: when you have kids involved too.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: Exactly exactly, so they shouldn't be.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Just in an open relationship where they bring in someone
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: sex friends. They bring it, they have some sex friends.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: That's what they really want. I think I.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: Feel like they're at least in my experience, And y'all
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: can come at me if I don't mean to upset anybody.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: I'm not making generalization, but I'm basically saying because I
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: know that we have a lot of polyamorous there's a
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: lot of polyamorous bunkies out there. But I'm just saying
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: in my experience, I either find there's nothing in the middle.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: Either.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: My friends that are polyamorous, they're either they went to therapy,
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: they talked about it for two years before they even
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: did anything. They made extensive rules, made sure everyone was safe,
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: and did it that way. Or there's one person who's
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: codependent and then there's another person that's on a narcissism
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: self centered scale that needs to be loved by more
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: people like this, and they jump into it, and I
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: kind of feel like I see those two extremes and
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: it's not good.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Also, I think you almost need to have more than
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: three people you need because three is such an uneven
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: number that it's there's always going to be someone that's
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: left out. So if they had a few sex friends
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: and it was less like we're not married to this person,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: it's just friends.
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: We're just good friends.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: You know, I go on dates and it's fine.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fine.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: So you know, Eric, the wonderful consoler just says Tom out, well,
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: you could lose everything, so that's helpful.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: Starts crying. He's a pretty crier.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: Whatever, and so he's like, you need to talk to
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: him Annie, and Matt is like, you know it, thank
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: you for kind of validating me, and I appreciate not
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: being crazy. You're a good friend. I'm sure they'll end
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: up fucking the same woman when he goes back to
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: San Diego doing some weird whatever they do. Anyway, y'all,
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: some woman gets up and goes talks to Matt. I
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: don't know who it is because she doesn't have any
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: hair extensions in or a stitch of makeup. If you have,
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: it's it's beautiful. Woman actually looks like an actual human.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, you look so much better without all
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: that shit on you. But whatever, So they're going to
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: the beach and it's she's like, She's like, it makes
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: me upset that he's that he's taking this long to processes.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, already, what a.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: Fucking not even twenty four hours.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: What a fucking just.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: Self centered, horrible person, even when earlier like she she
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: has I mean, this woman has no empathy. She's either
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: raised im like, I can't imagine what kind of children
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: she's raising, truly.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Truly well and their nanny spoke out and said, there,
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: she's horrible. Yeah, they're both horrible and horrible to the kids,
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: and the kids should be taken away.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: Like, but not, I believe all that. I believe all that.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: I think this woman has mental illness percent. And so
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: Matt walks out to the beach and then now that yeah,
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: it's he's like, you know, basically, he's like, you know,
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: this is hard for me to accept how this went down.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: And he even said, how would you feel if I
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: told you that she didn't love you as much? She
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: doesn't answer the question, y'all because we know how she
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: would do she we know exactly how.
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just missed. Ah, that's how she would handle this.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: That's what that's what we know.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: And so but he said, but now you bonded with her,
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: and I feel like you're pushing me out, And man,
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: he's like, why are you switching on me like this?
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: Why are you telling me this now? And I'm like,
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: because he's your husband, bitch, Like.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Who else he supposed to talk to?
• 47:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're in this together, I thought, I thought, And
• 47:54
  Speaker 6: he's and he kind of says, look, I need your help.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: That's why I'm coming to you. He said, I opened
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: everything up. You're the most hard thing in my life.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: He's like, I don't want to dismantle ten years of
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: our marriage. I wouldn't be doing all this if I
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: didn't care for her and for you.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: And then did you see how she like she doesn't
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: understand him, she doesn't feel anything for him. But you
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: see how she'll just like switch. It's like a total
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: it's a creepy, like cold turning. She just goes and
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: her voice becomes childlike again.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, she strokes back. Yeah, it's creep be uh huh.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: Anyway, Sean Robinson says, we wish them the best.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we got to move on because I'm not going
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: to solve anything here today with these people.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: Okay, let's talk about you want to talk about Sean.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: And a Leiah Sure, sure, okay, So.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: Nothing like waking up and your fiance's Messcarrawuanda is stuck
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: to your dog that was cross.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: To bother me?
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: Why is it there? Whatever?
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: So there that bothers me? And that dog is cute's
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: she really wanted a tiny dog, but he did what
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: he wanted to do and got a dog that he wanted.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: I think before or after they were together before she came,
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: and it was they were together. Oh no, No, he
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: got the dog after they were together.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I didn't know, but that track because he.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Said, I know you wanted a small dog.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: This was not a good episode for Sean though, So this.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Track what I wanted. Yeah, it's just like the whole
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: house is his, and it's all his stuff, and I
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: don't feel like she has it's her world, like nothing
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: in it is her world yet, and so and that
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: makes me sad for her. You know, he's not going
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: to be comfortable here.
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: No.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: Jake said it several episodes ago, this relationship. The main
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: plot of this, y'all, is not to he said, And
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: I agree. It's not that she's trans it's the power
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: dynamic and the social economic dynamic that he's in control
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: of everything and she doesn't have anything.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: I said, exactly the same thing. He's so much older,
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: he has so much more money, he's so much more established.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: She doesn't speak the language as well. She's going to
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: come here and not be able to drive or work
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: or do anything living in his house.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: She's also incredibly emotionally immature. Yeah, because change. Yeah, it's
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: really Uh.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: That's my main concern more than the trades issue.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: I think, yeah, yeah, apparently, and that's the main concern
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: everybody else in his wonderful accepting family and friends.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: We're going to get there.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: So they're going to go up north to this engagement
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: party in Sonoma.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: Have you been to so Noma?
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: No?
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: Have you been to Napa at all?
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: I don't drink wine or anything. I've been on a
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: few like wine workplaces, but so it's wasted on me.
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: So beautiful I go.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: I know it looked really beautiful. Did in a vineyard
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: and drink a cok who gives a shit?
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I would bring like a coke zero in my
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: purse and be that it's great.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: So you know what, go with Mary Payne and I
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: will drink enough wine for three people.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: That's the planetress.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: As Charlie opened his Amazon parcel, he held his breath.
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: This robot vacuum kept his floors pristine for a price
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: lower than he'd ever imagined. Five stars from Charlie. From
• 51:44
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• 51:48
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• 51:52
  Speaker 3: So again, Sean, the media is like you got lots
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: of explaining to do Lucy, and Ali's like, what, she.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: Doesn't get it, get it, she doesn't get it. And
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: and Sean's like, well, she doesn't get my humor because
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: my humor is dried. I was like, no, girl, your
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: humor is old. I know I have the same humor.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: And I'll say things to people and they just these
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: young kids just fucking stare at me.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Mmmm.
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: It's not it's not a good feeling.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: It's a problem with the youth. They're just not educated
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: on pop culture. From they Need we Need a VH one.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: I Heart the two thousands or something, so that because
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: I learned a lot about the seventies and the eighties
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: from that show. So and I was there for the eighties.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: I just the I heart the I heart the ought.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: That's hard to say, uh huh, I heart the oughts.
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you can do it better. I have adult braces.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: So okay.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: So you know they're talking about there could be snow
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: and now Leah said this is important. She says to him,
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: I don't like it when you do jokes around me
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: and you're laughing and I'm sitting there smiling, and then
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: kind of even says and please don't make the jokes
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: about me. Yeah, put a pin in that for later,
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: y'all put a fucking pin in that. And Sean tries
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: to say, well, I'm just trying to explain the age
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: difference to me. What Sean is actually saying is I'm
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: uncomfortable with this situation. I'm possibly angry about the situation.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: I have resentment about the situation that I agreed to
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: be in. We've all done that, you know. That's the
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: worst feeling actually being it. To me, it's way worse
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: when you're mad at yourself than when you're mad at
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: someone else. And I think Sean is having a bit
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: of that, but he's taking this out on her because, Yeah,
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: especially in queer relationships, we are.
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: Way used to somebody being with somebody younger.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: If I'm still single when I'm in my sixties, and
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: if I have a lot of.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: Money, y'all, you bet your ass, I'm gonna fuck a
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: thirty year old.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Yes, someone to take care.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: Of me when I'm seventy. It still watch my ass.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: Of course, you don't need to why my ass, because
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have a beday, thank you, thank you anyway.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: But I think that's really why he's joking so much
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: about this? And and you know, does Aliyah take everything seriously?
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: She does.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: She is a very Her life though, is very serious
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: right now because the stakes of her life are so
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: high right now. Anyway, they're driving in San Francisco again,
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: another Barbers strays in reference just missed. She doesn't get it,
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: but she's but you can tell that she's a little
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: in awe of seeing it, even though it reminds her
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: of a horror movie.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: I loved that. That's my girl.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that that is not my girl. I don't see
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: horror movies.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go see Sinners tomorrow, not only because everybody's
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: talking about it, but I'm scared.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: I only watched scary movies because I feel like the
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: world is so scary now at least in Alien isn't
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: popping out of my chest.
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: So you have a podcast called A Date with Dayline.
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: So this is where you live.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: I would never go to a parking garage alone at
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: not ever again if I listen to your show, unrepeat,
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: no fucking way. So anyway, so they arrive at his
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: mom's house. Now his mom and Aliah are close, and
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: this was really sweet, wasn't it like then meeting for
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: the first time, they're crying or well, yeah, the mom's crying,
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: Aliah's crying.
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: It's they've been looking for this so long.
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: I want to ask you, is it Christmas or is
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: it the Christmas stuff up all the time?
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: Because Jay couldn't I think I think it's up all
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: the time, because yeah, no, I'm ninety percent sure it's
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: up all the time. Yeah, And I've known people like that.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I remember that.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: Jack I'm a Jew, so that.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: Jake Jackson her mother.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: Her mother kept Christmas up, I mean decorated a house
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: the lights.
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: All year long, all fourth of July.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: Yes, fourth of July. Christmas is always up. This is
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: back in Long Row all the fucking time. And I
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: remember when, uh, when Tiffany's dad was arrested for making
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: meth back in their shop behind the house. That was
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: part of like in the police Yes, that like he
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: went and hid and she had in the yard. She
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: had some of those giant Christmas presents you know that
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: are lighted that people hiding, And that's where her daddy
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: DJ was found was in the Christmas box, hiding from
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: the police.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: That story went in such a different place than I
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: thought it was going.
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: To go, well, welcome to Oklahoma. So anyway, leased, motherfuckers.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be thinking about that a lot later anyway.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: Uh No, Tiffany Jackson didn't die. Her best friend, though, died.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: That's why Jesus Tiffany is still alive. But her best friend,
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: Jessica Gordon, she died at like thirty eight. Anyway, I know, whatever,
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: we're moving on.
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: So Christmas is everywhere, and so where do we go?
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Sorry, So Jesus Tiffany is still alive, but the friend
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: is dead.
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: I love Tiffany too. She had beautiful violet eyes and
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: I always told her hashtag you know your schoolmate is Gaze.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: I was like one day I said, you know who
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: you look like?
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: She said who? I went, you look just like Delta Burke.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: The Nut the Nuts but in Georgia.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: So Sean basically says he's talking about the mom. I'm
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: having too much stuff and so Aliyah.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: I can't stop picturing the house like blowing up from
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: like a met club exploding, and just there's like a
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: reindeer like in half on this line on the sidewalk.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: It just was fine.
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure her dad did now overdose. It's fine.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: I should look her up on Facebook. I haven't talked
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: to her.
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: Should see what's going on anyway. So, uh, Aliah goes
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: and gets a gift and meanwhile Mom and Sean are
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: talking and she's like, are you nervous? And he says,
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: I don't want to hear their concerns about the trans thing. Now,
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: he says, we did meet that one horrible friends, so
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: maybe he thinks that all that friend is going to
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: be like that. Although I don't think that friend is
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: a normal I'm in the queer community literally in West Hollywood.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: I've been to that bar. Yeah they were at Yeah, people.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: I know wouldn't care. It wouldn't be about this transit.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: It would be more like his friend that we meet later.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: But you know, and Mom's like, you do whatever you
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: need to do. You be happy, And she's like are
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: you one hundred percent happy? And he's like, well no,
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: He's like, you're never one hundred percent happy, but I'm
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: sixty percent, which we give in the whole discussion about happiness.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: But Jake's never happy. So this is just but you know,
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: different struggles.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: Some part of being happy is a choice. Uh yeah,
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: for sure, some is life circumstances and all of that
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: and personality DNA, but probably there's part of it that's
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: a choice exactly. So.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: Anyway, so later on they're going to the party, they're
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: late because they're waiting for Lea to finish her makeup.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: Sean's like, well, I thought I was gay, and now
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: I'm waiting for my wife to finish my makeup.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: I don't love those jokes, but I do not.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how long do you think.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: They re late?
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: For?
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: God?
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Well, at least an hour?
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: At least, I think two hours two.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: It might have been two hours. Meanwhile, Mina is like,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: that's nothing, four hours late.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: I do think where it's a different. I think Nina
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: is very much like people can wait for me. I
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: don't care. I think Aliyah has probably so much anxiety
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: she can't leave the house unless she looks a certain way. Again,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: I wish Mary Payne was here because I know that
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: she would well, I always wish Mary pain was here
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: because she's my friend.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: But I want you, what do you think?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: Because I know you have opinions, But what do you
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: think Mary Payne would have said about Aleah's dress to
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: this engagement party?
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: I think she would say, it's a sack. Why is
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: there no shape going on? She has a figure. Why
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: is she not showing off her cute little figure? And
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: what were those feathers on the bottom. I thought it
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: was gonna fly up now to me, I thought she
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: was almost giving a barber Streisan sixties look with the feathers.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: The dress grew on me at first, I thought, oh, no,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: that's what she chose. Why. I did not like it
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: at first, But then I saw there was a little
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: sense in the back, and I thought, Okay, it's growing
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: on me. It would not have I just don't think
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: it was her top choice. I think there have to
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: have been other things. She's so pretty. There were so
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: many other things she could have pretty.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: I hate it. I just color why dark brown?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: It did not do anything. It looked I hated it.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: It looked like it looked like a couture burlap sack. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: I hated it.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: It didn't fit the occasion of being outside at like
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: if it just didn't feel right it. No, she's so pretty.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: There were I could think of four other things she
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: wore in this episode that would have been better.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And then with the hair too, it was like
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: Jennifer Lopez on tour in two thousand three, it was
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: too much.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: In her talking head. She's gorgeous and her hair is
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: down and ewing and yeah.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, agreed, agreed, agreed.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: So they're showing up in Sean's like, I haven't told
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: them anything. I haven't prepped them at all, which I
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: think is actually cool. I think that I said it
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: on our show. When you love someone and if you're
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: worried about somebody having a negative reaction, you tell that person, Hey,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: my partner is trance. If you have a problem with it,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: don't come to this dinner. If not, we'd love to
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: see you there. And because you don't want.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: Looks you love, yes, you don't want them to have
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: any looks or people like looking them up and down
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: trying to figure out are they trans like you don't
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: want any of that for them.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: No, And then they show up and here comes Sean's daughter, Kaylor,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: looking like she just walked out of fucking Portland with
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: dyed hair and cool clothes, and immediates like, Hi, I'm Kayla,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: what are your pronouns?
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: And you're like the fuck? And then is the sun
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: gay as hale? Uh?
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I I think so. I clucked just like
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: a voice, little like a voice or something.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 6: A voice, A voice from Forever twenty one fell out
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 6: of his mouth when he said, Hi, rip forever twenty one.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: Is it gone for good?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Or it just mal's gone for good?
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: You know what? I can't believe that.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: I can't believe I said Forever twenty one on the
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: Mary Paint Show about purse.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: I should have said, uh.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: It was like a purse from the real reel fell
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: out of this fell out of his Now do y'all
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: know the real wheel?
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: That's where I get my purses. Oh, I love I
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: love my duty in book or whatever it's called. I
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: love it.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: U's pink cooked, pink, Cha's cooked.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: Pink shak quote twenty y'all pink shock ye ginger pop
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: kill me?
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: She does love a purse talk Mary Pain she what
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: she loves to analyze? Is it real? How much did
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: she spend on it? I googled it. I found this
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: exact purse.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you could have a podcast just called purse talk.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Yes, purs chalk uh.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: Huh uh So anyway, it's so gay that I know
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: what burst is it spanished?
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: I know shoe store sa, okay, so the sun is great.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: And and Sean says, I know Sean distances himself from
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: family friends, but she said, but they look happy, and
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: she's like, and this felt wonderful because my some people
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: on my mom's side of the family don't accept me,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: so it meant a lot to me that they were
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: so warm. And then Sean makes a comment about if
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: things don't go well, well they'll just send her back
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: to Brazil.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: And immediately, I'm sure you like came off the couch
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: when he said this.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like that.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: So fucking gross, And even Austin, Sewn's friend says, well,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: that's a beautiful way to put it. So now, so
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: what I think we're learning. I think Sean is that
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: bitchy gay friend that ed that just can't be happy
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: about anything. And it makes me wonder if that's the
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: reason he's in this type of relationship with Aliyah, because
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: in La when people meet him, they're like, oh, you're
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: kind of sarcastic and funny. But then you go on
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: like three days with that person and you're like, oh,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: that's all they are because that person isn't happy. Fuck this,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: I don't want to be with that person, and that's
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: why he's trying to date some little twink in Brazil.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: Uh huh. So and his mom seems just so happy
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: and joyous, but just like would have I'd be I'd
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: like to go Disneyland with her. I think she'd be fun.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: Sean would just bitch the whole time, you know, And
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: I get it. I'm sometimes very unhappy. It's you. He's
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: very privileged and could have if that. If I was
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: his age, I would be like, let's just enjoy life,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: Let's just have fun, you know, like he's.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: Had an amazing, incredible life. Yeah, we have a dressed
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: for a fucking a bad like you have a blessed life.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: There's so much for you to enjoy and be happy.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: But it's such you know, if you're not happy now,
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: you're not gonna be happy later. So you better fucking
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: figure that shit out now, people, because it's not gonna
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: happen when you get the money, the house, yeah, the baby.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: The dick.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And I don't like this whole like, well, whatever, well,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: whatever happens, you know, marriage will try it out. I'm
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: probably gonna die. It's fine. It's like you're playing with
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: someone's life. She has her whole life ahead of her,
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: and this she's not a prop for you to have
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: on your arm, Like she's a person, this is her life.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: Even in the Friend, Alfred is like, we love you,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: We're so glad you're here.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: He's like, why didn't you tell me how beautiful ful?
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: Why have you tald us about this beautiful creature before
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: all the things?
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: Like Alfred is basically like.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: He's basically like being like Robin Williams from the Bird
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: Cage right now, just trying to make Diane West and
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: Jeane hack when comfortable and so again current references only only.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: As we like to say on that, y'all.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: Like, like, does Sean ever say to Aliyah you look
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: so beautiful?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: He just doesn't seem happy that she's there, even like
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: even he doesn't want to be there at airport, It's
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: like she came to down the airport. It was not like,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: oh my god, you're so beautiful, I love you. So
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: it was just like, huh, Sean, let's get out of here.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: That yeah, exactly, Sean. Mary Paine's gonna hate that I'm
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: saying this. Sean wants twenty two year old Latino exotic bussy.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: That's what he wants, y'all, bussy, bussy, bussy, And he
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: thought he was getting that, and then Aliyah flipped the script. Yeah,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: and now he's like, oh, fuck, I do have feelings
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: for this person. I don't think there's anything it's hurtful,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: but as a gay man, I don't know what I
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: would do. But if I was, I'm very I'm very
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: in this part of my life. I'm very pro dick.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: So if I was with someone like initially starting to now,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: if I'm with someone for like, you.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: Know, we're fully in love or we're married, right.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: It's years.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: But when they weren't that long.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: Into the relationship, I believe when Aliyah transitioned, I would
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: have said, hey, I would love to be your friend,
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: but this is not I done the wife thing. I
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: really want to be with someone that has male anatomy.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry if that's offensive to you, but I
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: think that's okay to own that it might.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: Be hurt Fine, there's no enemies here, there's no like
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: villain in this story. No, and he shouldn't just to
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: say this is not what I wanted, and I'm happy
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: for you that you're happy, but I need to let
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: you go to live your best life because I'm just
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: going to be not into this the whole time and
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: that's not fair to you.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: And he tries to say, welly, I'm not a good texture.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: His friend was like, bullshit, you're a great texture. Like yeah,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: even and Alfred's Even's like, this is great. We're happy
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: for you. It's not the trend. It's that she's so
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: young and it's figuring out her life and you're basically
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: done and what the fuck. And then Sean makes that
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: comment like at dinner, it does exactly what Aliyah asked
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: him not to do. He's making jokes about their age,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: and he's like, and if things don't work out, he
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: says at the table.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: Well, maybe immigration will come and take her away.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: What the heck was that? Yeah, that's not a funny joke.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: That was so Fuck this guy. That's gross. Fuck this guy.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: And I know he said that like probably last year
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: when they were filming. Still not funny, never funny.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: Still not funny, never funny.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, we got two more people, and shall we move
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: on and then we can Okay, I don't know how
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: long y'all usually go.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: So I'm sorry if we're going way longer than normal.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: No, it's fine. I think we have three more couples.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: We have we still need to talk about we have.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: We still need to talk about Chicana and Sarper uh
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: uh and.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: Gregor and uh oh yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: We didn't talk. We don't need to talk about wand
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: and Jessica.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: No the cow Patty's not here and oh god, oh god,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: he's not here.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: Can I just say I was more revolted by the
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: macaroni soup, that mac and cheese soup than I am
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: by anything the Threatle has ever done. That was nasty.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: It was pretty nasty. It was very nasty.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: And also I agree with you that Megan is it's dangerous.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: Well, you know what, I will say this.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: So we posted a meme and Jessica, I think any
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: even in the meme, like I did the voice of
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: Jessica and I put my hands over my face as
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: her bangs yeah, and she like ello eld it and
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: smiling like laughs, and she said, oh my god and
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: said you have to watch it and.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: Tagged McGain and again watched it and she was like,
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: this is hilarious.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, McGuinn was on pillow Talk and she with she like,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: who did she talk to? Tim? And Veronica. They're doing
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: this thing on pillow Talk all season where they're calling
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: people from the show and acting like it's a very
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: organic thing, like I just found her Edward. Yeah, it's
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: not set up at all by production. But she seemed
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: much better. She seemed much less psycho.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: Maybe she was playing the villain. Maybe they needed somebody
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: for it, and maybe I don't know.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: Or maybe when she's having sex with her husband, Herbie,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: she talks about how Wan cheated she and he's so
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: over it and she can't let it go.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: I do feel it feels very Rebecca de Morney. That's
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: what I've said before.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: It really does.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: Single wife female really does. But also I love that Jessica.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: Y'all, we call our cow patty on our show, so
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: that when we say cow patty, that's what we mean.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: But I love that Jessica calls him one Hanks.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: It makes me so happy, y'all because if you don't
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: think he doesn't look like Tom Hanks, you're mistaken.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: Look again, y'all, he really.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: Fucking dies does actually.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: Anyway? Oh else, I got a lot of boat. Okay,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: so there's pirates for God.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: I'm a captain, okay. Anyway, I know it sounds just
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: like Tom Hanks. It's like he's here, So he's here.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: As Charlie opened his Amazon parcel, he held his breath.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: This robot vacuum kept his floors pristine for a price
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 4: lower than he'd ever imagined. Five stars from Charlie. From
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• 1:13:44
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• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: Quina and Sarper.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: So they're with the robot brigade here. Uh, several of
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: our sissies, our listeners have that live up there in
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: Whitefish where it said that this town is super bougie,
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: super wealthy, it's trendy right now. And they said, yes,
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: these sisters are extra and also would fit exactly in
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: with the vibe.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: Wow wow. So but they said it and the boyfriend.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: And the boyfriend who's I found out because Caitlyn who
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: does social media for it, He's from Canada and Caitlyn
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: like knows he has She's realized she's seen Chaikina sister
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: before in Toronto.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: So uh, but she said he's a tattoo artist.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, that makes sense. But I was just so distracted
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: by all of them and their lips and the hair
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: and the outfits, and that I did not notice that
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: she Kina is wearing a cardigan that shows off her
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: middle boob area. It's it shows off the boob crevice
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: and it's a it's a cardigan. I've never seen them before.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: It's modest. It's a modest boob. Boob boob a cardigan,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: modest one. I guess it really is. It does look
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: like though they're all in like a hot topic convention,
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: and she's a Taylor. Yeah, well, what's the slutty version
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: of Ann Taylor? Yeah, Rachel Taylor. I don't know, Candy Taylor.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: Candy Taylor. Yes, Candy Taylor. Uh all right, no offense
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: to Rachel's or candies. So they're sitting there and that's
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: where Starberg admits he's like, look, I've learned a lot,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: and he said, I can. I've cal him way down now.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: And then one of the sisters and I I don't remember,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: they're taking and Jay's the boyfriend, but Shariah, the sister
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: who's the one who met him in Turkey's like, you
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: don't grab things anymore, You'll still have anger issues. And
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: he's like, I've had them, but I've worked on them.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: And then Zanaia, the other sister, asked a good question,
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: how do you stay calm? That's a great question, I think,
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: and Sorper provided a great answer.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: He's like, you have to love and respect the person
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 3: you live with, and blah blah blah. I love his quote.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 5: He's like, I feel like I'm on the matrix and
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 5: I'm dodging the bullets.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: But Sarper says, look, I was different than I didn't
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: care what you think. I was rude, and I apologize
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: and now I'm trying to make her happy, and and
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: he apologizes again for the Turkey visit. And then we
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: find out they went together that long at all. Whenever
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: he fucking met her to begin with, they didn't really
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: She kind of says, we didn't really know each other.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was still pretty new in the relationship when
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: you alter a slut and slut beach.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 5: Way.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: And he was still measuring out her grains of rice
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: to eat. So really one of her waves stayed at.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: Just so wonderful, so so yes, So she she brings
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: us up.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: Shariah says, you know, she acts.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: Like she takes the apology, but she doesn't, y'all. She's
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: I think the other sisters are kind of warming to him.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: You can't tell, as Sarpar says, I could not tell
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: what they were thinking. That's because none of their faces
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: can move none. Yeah, and they're mean girls, like that's
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: just that club you know, or you don't like show emotion.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: They're Kardashians.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: They've adopted a Kardashian voice, face and personality.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's yeah, it's a problem if you're That's what
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: I want to say to people.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be a gay single man telling you
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: how to raise your daughters out there. But if your
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: daughter is starting to do this shit, you nip that
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: in the bud right now.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, And I said to Mary Payne, I feel
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: really bad for Shakaina's daughter. And again, like Darcian Stacy's daughters,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: like Darcy's daughters, Like when you see your mom like
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: becoming this whole different person, becoming a brats doll, like
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: you have to feel somewhat bad about yourself that like
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: she's making herself look less like you, and she's adopting.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: She's changing to fit what men want I guess now,
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: or what society is telling them they should look like.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: I can't know how Darcy's daughters troll her there, that's
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: my thing.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: They're so great the miss Piggy line after they came
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: back from their service.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I don't maybe they know that, Like I
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: don't know. I wish I would love to meet Stacy's
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: sons and see what they're like. I would too, Yeah,
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: But anyway, case at ah.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: But the fact that Shariah that has the nerve to say,
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: I just don't think he's being genuine. I don't think
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: he's a genuine person. I was like, bitch, everything about
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: you is fake.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when I laughed like a hyena when she said it,
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: and she just stays there with Gary Detached or whatever
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: the fuck its name is, Yeah, looking like he's like
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: wearing sunglasses inside.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the tinted like yellow ones and his who it's
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: he has like a weird cowboy aesthetic and Native American
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: jewelry and.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: Like white as fuck shot.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: It looks like fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, but
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: like some other movies, like it's a whole And I
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: was like, Shariah, your whole personality, your whole face, your
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: whole aesthetic is fake. Jump on whatever the latest trend is,
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: whatever the latest trend is.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: That's exactly whatever the lad, that's exactly what she's doing.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: I'm from Oklahoma and I don't wear Native American jewelry
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: because I know it's not appropriate. Yeah whatever, maybe he's native.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't who. I don't give a shit.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, So they they're they're getting ready to leave, and uh,
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: the next later on, Sarpent's kind of getting ready to
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: leave and she's like, you know, I think it's a
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: wait and.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: See, but it went pretty well. Well.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: They just care about your actions, and she kind of says,
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: I just you know, she says to the camera, I
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: just need to make sure that we see some changes
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: and that his actions do line up. Cut to one
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: week later, they are fighting and production posts a little
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: chyron telling us that she kind of recorded the audio
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: of their fights and he's not saying very nice things
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: to her.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: Why is she recording him?
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know. It didn't make me wonder a little bit,
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: is this fraudacity? Right? Like? Are they good? And they're
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: just like, hey, y'all, this is going.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: On more concerned in the middle of a fight that
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: I get this on tape for the show than the
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: fact that my relationship is falling apart that too well,
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: or you think this fight was fake, It could.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: Be out of acking now that you say it depends
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: on it depends on her a little bit of her
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: raisin because as mars, I've recorded a couple of fights
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: without telling people, just because when you're a mar, you
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: record shit because you just never know what you're gonna need.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: To blackmail someone or used in the court of law.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, I learned that from my aunt Darla, So yeah,
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: she used that on both husbands, and that's how from
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: the second husband she was able to get two hundred
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: door dollars a month in child support from that motherfucker.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: So yeah, she played that right in front of Judge
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: Tate in front of the courtroom and everything humiliated that man.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: In Oklahoma, you can record someone without their knowledge, and
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: this was the.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: Late eighties, so I think things were probably a little
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: different then. Also, Judge White as a family friend, but uh,
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: because he and I had done musical theater together at
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: Ardmore Little Theater, so I knew him well, and we
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: were in Showboat together anyway, So.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: But so I will.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying it's right. I'm just saying, y'all, if
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: y'all confide with me, I might be recording. I'm just saying,
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: where are we? I feel like I incriminated myself. So, yeah,
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: they're fighting and he's like, She's like, why did your rabba?
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: And he's like, it is your face?
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: So do I think.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: Sarper has been changing everything? And do I feel like
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: she's been a little bit grinding or poking and like,
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: you keep got a changing. It's all on you. It's
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: all on you. We can't forget to This guy has
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: diagnosable anxiety disorder OCD, like truly, so this is a
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: lot for him to combat and do on his own.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: I actually think it's pretty incredible what Sarper has done.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's so attached to his parents and to
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: leave them.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: Yes, so I can understand this.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: And then she's like, I've done so much for him.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: I cleaned out my closet to make real for his
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: Like that was the first thing she said. That was
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: her sacrifice.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 3: I mean now she's packing up her ship.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: Yes, that she should have done that in the first place,
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: she would have.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: Done that in the first place.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: I get it, LA is an expensive city, but I'm like, honey,
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: like yeah.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: Come on. Starparr calls his cousin and.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: Talking to her, and she's like her Cousin's like, well,
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: this is what I worried about, is that you would
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: fight and then there would be nowhere for you to go,
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: right because you both had these knockdown, drag out fights.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: And Starpre's like, he says, I booked a flight, and
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: he even goes in specifics.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 5: He's like, I booked a flight. It wasn't the economy,
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 5: but it was at least wasn't business class, but it
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 5: was comfort.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: I was looking begetting points for it because airline that
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: I normally.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 5: Use, I even chose. I chose to beef for my
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 5: own prede, but I did not press Okay, I did
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 5: not select that ticket. I almost did, but I knew
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 5: once I did, there was no going back and those
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 5: mashed potatoes would not be good.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: So that's that was Sarper kind of having his uh
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: moment of crisis.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: The cousin is right, though, because this is one of
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: the things when they were back in Turkey, she kind
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: of said, I'm worried about when we fight, like I
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: can I kick him out of my house? And she
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: kept saying, like my house, and like why does one
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: of you always have to leave when you fight? Like
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: this is all so weird because she would go stay
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: at a hotel when they would fight in Turkey, and
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: now he just has to walk around that sad little
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: park when they fight because like that, he doesn't he
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: doesn't know anywhere, and he's not allowed to go to
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: the beach by himself.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 3: So there, welso the beach is like forty fucking.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: Minutes away, very far, very far.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's really yell. There's nowhere really to go in
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: North Hollywood. No, no, there, no, no.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: They are trying to make it like the Arts District
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: and it's just getting better. But yeah, there's no Yeah,
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: he go to the like Hollywood good of motion history, good.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: A lot of broke actors with some good dick mm.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: I've heard.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: I do love that he said your face, which I
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: know he just meant this expression on her face, but
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: it is funny because she has changed her face so dramatically,
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: changed dramatically for him. He designed that nose, he did
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: he did.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: A job her knows looks great. He's basically it was
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 2: he can't continue end like this. We have to change it.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: It's up to her, and she's like, get that thing.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll see.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: Let's move on. Our final couple, Gregg and Joan Lucille,
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: the star of this segment. Yep, truly do you like Lucille?
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: I did? I go from episode to episode like watching
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: I love watching Lucile. I do not like the constant
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: monitoring of the showering. Uh some of her, Yeah, I don't.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: A lot of her don't like, but I really enjoyed
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: her in this episode. I did want to go back
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: to the socks from last week because I was listening
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: to your episode with Jake and Mary Payne and I
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: are such prudes that we did not put together that
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: perhaps there are so many unmatched socks because he is
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: jizzing in all of the other ones. They're mates. I'm
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: embarrassed together.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: I didn't put it together too, because I'm not disgusting
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: like Jake is. Like, Jake did put it together, and
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: I wish I could say he was wrong.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I felt like a Carl's wife. So I'm very
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: glad that you were saying that you also.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 3: Are you going to tell Mary Payne this on the show.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: She's going to listen, so she's already yelling top she
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 2: once she's wishing she has our stocks, your sock in French.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 3: I don't know, because if i'm then you're never stopping.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: All of the socks were black or white there, and
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: they were the same men's sports sucks. So this didn't
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: have to get this far. This whole situation could have
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: been avoided a long time ago.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 3: I think the socks are a metaphor for Joan and
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 3: for Greg.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: Yes, I think so too. Yeah, so now she doesn't
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: live with dad, but dad is mentioned in this, but
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: he doesn't. Yeah, so they must be divorced. I guess, yeah,
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, okay, so Lucille's outside. She comes up first time.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: I think on Naughty Day Fiance, we've had the subtitle
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: of ues on what are You's doing? Loved maybe laughed
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: so much and Joan, of course she's got out of
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: showing Lucille's.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: Ah, it's like a shallow and that is new top
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: tier passive aggressive saying. I'm gonna incorporate it into my world.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna just walk up to somebody be like, oh,
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: you took a shower, must be nice.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: It's so passive aggressive even when it doesn't apply. I'm
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: going to say it to someone.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 3: I respect this very much.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: Also, why does she walk up the stairs like? Am
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: I interrupting?
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: Does she think she's gonna walk in on them? Like
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: doing it doggy style? And Greg has a ballgag in
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: his mouth with the door open. What does she think
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: is going on in the middle of the day with
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: the door open? Well, am I, I'm coming up the stairs.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 3: Well, Lucille knows why there's a bunch of extra socks.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: She knows, she knows. She knows that Greg he likes
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 2: to just bake. All he does is baked bread and masturbate.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 2: She knows every time she eats a piece of bread
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: that his hands have touched that and touched something else
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: at least four times a day. I'm sure I can't anyway, Again,
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: Mary Pain is horrified.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 3: Uh so.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 2: Anyway, But it changes though, because then Lucille looks around
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: and goes, oh, your room's nice, your room you did
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 2: chaw And she's like that changes when Jone's here, and
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 2: so she's starting to admit that she sees what Jon's
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: doing around the house, and and she brings up She's
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: like having the wedding here. Basically all she says like,
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 2: there's gonna be a lot of people. She's like, I
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: remember this hall where your sister had her baby shower,
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: and I thought this would be cool. And Greg's like
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 2: and Greg's like, well, I thought it would be cool
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: to have the wedding in the house.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 3: The chickens can run around, we can set up chairs,
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 3: and Lucia is like the.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: Weather and chickens poop everywhere.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: Yes, And also, if I'm going to a wedding and
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 2: I see that you have chickens running about, guess what,
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: I'm stealing a piece of cake and I'm leaving your wedding.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 2: I'm terrified the entire ceremony. I can't do this. Yeah,
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 2: y'all know I have a bird phobia. Or y'all don't.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: Rain Renee is gonna show up, try.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 3: To saying your vows, like and I Gregg take you.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 3: And people were like, is Jenny here? Like is that
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 3: what's happening?
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: My mother loves me. She loves me. Shopping mom a job.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 2: And then she lays an egg, So I yes, I
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 2: also what Greg doesn't understand. Jake and I went into
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 2: a long thing about this, but basically, y'all, if you're
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 2: gonna have your wedding at a venue that's not used
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 2: to doing weddings, you're gonna do a lot of fucking
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 2: work and pay sometimes way more fucking money than you.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 3: Ever would have if you just have it at a
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 3: fucking venue. Also, and Lucille knows this, and Lucille knows
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 3: she's gonna be doing all of this because Greg is.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: So coolse ideas, He's like, Oh, I'll just make the food.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: You're gonna make the food for all those people.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 2: Know you're not definitely has and I don't. I mean,
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: this is not the way people say they have. Oh
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 2: they're like, oh, I have add like I have OCD. No,
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: I think he actually probably has a d D. He
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 2: seems like very much a lot of his symptoms. It
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 2: seems like he is always starting and never finishing.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm going to start a bakery. What steps have happened?
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: No steps? And unless he gets control of all this,
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: And then when he said a C was good enough
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: for him in school, well, let's yeah. And Joan is
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: just so driven. I just feel like Joan, you will
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: never be satisfied. You want to be sad sads.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 2: But maybe because I feel like Joan likes to mother
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 2: people and be in charge.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: So she if she's allowed to take control, get to
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: do the books. I think, yeah, she could whip him
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: into shit.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 2: Yes, guarantee you, and that's what Greg wants because Greg's
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 2: been with his mother's whold off.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 3: I guarantee you.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 2: This relationship is going to work out, and Lucille and
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: Joan are going to be best friends and control of
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 2: Greg's life together and they're gonna lie.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: I love that. I love that.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 3: I think that's what's gonna happen. Okay, so.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 2: Uh, Lucille again is like, I don't know. I think
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 2: it would be better. I think we could do it. And
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 2: then and Lucille says, well, you only have a budget
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 2: for five thousand dollars for seventy five people.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: He just doesn't know things.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 3: This is not a wedding even in fucking Long Grove, Oklahoma,
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 3: where maybe.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: You could just have no idea. You could just do
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: a simple Google search to find out how much a wedding.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 2: Long Island like this is not cheap, Like I know
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 2: in La as seventy five person weddings at least twenty grand,
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 2: if not thirty.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, I know someone who's spent two
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty thousand on a wedding. Yeah, when my
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: disaster because the wedding planner disappeared after the ceremony, we
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: never cut the cake.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm going to need to hear that story later. Wow.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 2: Wow, Okay, now there were tears. You've distracted me. Now
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what, I need to know more of this. No,
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 2: when I believed in love and thought I wanted to
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 2: get married, now I don't because men are terrible. But
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 2: I was kind of planning on Okay, we're going to
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 2: spend about one hundred thousand dollars on a wedding. I
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 2: just kind of assumed. And that's not even a crazy
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 2: ostentatious wedding.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so they're expensive, they're really. No, it's just like
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: another dream, like the bakery.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 3: Exactly, exactly, yeah, all of his dream And.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 2: So anyway, and then Joan girl. This is the thing
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 2: about Joan that gets her in trouble. Sometimes she doesn't
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 2: know when to say things because she's just so blunt,
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 2: and she's like, well and he has to pay the dowry.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 2: Lucille doesn't get this at all. She is not understanding this.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 2: I mean she's like, well, you know he took it
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 2: to Costco. Remember I bought all that big like oclock
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 2: thirty chicken you ate like four of them? Can that
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 2: go towards the dowie?
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 3: Please?
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Can we put a can we put on it,
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: maybe a tally of how much he's spent on you
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: on food so far, and then we could take that
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: off the amount and then he just has to pay
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: the remaining balance over thirty six months.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I will say, this is nice that we
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 2: don't get this a lot from the American. Greg literally said,
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 2: I'm so glad somebody said there's thousands of years of
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 2: culture on her side for this. It's not going to
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 2: change with me. This is a culture. Like he gets it,
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 2: and he's annoyed at his mom. But so I appreciated that.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 2: But I think Lucille is just two cent in her
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 2: ways too old.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 3: She's not gonna get it. Yeah, not gonna get it.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 3: Just why don't you just give him some of the chickens?
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 3: Just ship them over? Can you do that? Yeah? Probably not.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: How many chickens make one cow, that's the question.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 2: That'd be a lot of cocks. Yeah, well chickens and
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 2: darnk cogs, but you know, you know what I mean. Anyway,
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 2: So this is this is a big deal. The three
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 2: of them are driving to the vendue. We'll find out
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 2: later that Greg and Jon are like, they don't know
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 2: what's happened because they don't know that they're on an
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 2: episode of uh Extreme Wedding Makeover or something like whatever.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 3: We meet a wonderful character named Mike from MACONI manna.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: I love him.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 3: This man. Literally, it's like if Joe Pesci showed up
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 3: on ninty Day Fiance. It was what bring back Joe Pesci?
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: I want to see him, and shit, I love Joe Pesci.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 3: I do too.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 2: With us, right, Oh, people only die on Jake and
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 2: I show. I'm going to say that. Said's the reality age.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 2: We're not starting this on Pink Shade. We're not starting this.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 2: So they're at this place called Marconi.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 3: Man, y'all, it's just it's just the most cute little
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 3: Italians too.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: God bless him.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 3: He's eighty two. Yeah, oh my god, did you look
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 3: it up? Yeah?
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: I just googled it.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 3: You think I knew that?
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 3: Like did they say his age, like Mike eighty two?
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 3: I'm like, why would they ages?
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: Wow, Joe pesci is eighty two?
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 3: Who oh? I was like, you found that quickly, Mike
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 3: from Marconi Mana's age that quick? Wow, you are a
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 3: fucking detective.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: Day we went to Marconi Manor and then on our
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: about us page and it has all the staff and.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 3: That Marconi from the Nights of Columbus.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 2: Oh God, all right, we've got your youth have gone
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 2: over a stray. So the shocking thing to me about this,
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 2: it's going gonna cost nine thousand dollars to have this wedding.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 2: When what was your reaction when he said that amount?
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: I thought, does that include the alcohol for the bar?
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's very cheap alcohol.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: It's cheap out there we go, and the food. I
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: was shocked. I was shocked. I thought it would be
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: at least twice that I do it?
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 3: Do it?
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 3: Do it? Do it anyway?
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: And Gregor, they are still going to need to get
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: a Joan addressed, though, But I think with her body,
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: her rocking body, she can walk in and just buy
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: something and it'll look amazing.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 3: I think she's gonna look beautiful.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 2: And Joan even has you know, Jonian says, well, this
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 2: is very beautiful, I admit, And Lucille's like, people play
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 2: way over this for weddings Greg, and Greg's like, yeah,
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 3: I wanted to, you know, I wanted to bake the bread.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 3: I want to cook. And so finally he's like at
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 3: the little over budget, and Lucille's like, look, why don't
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 3: you put in one thousand dollars in your father and
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 3: I will do the rest.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 1: I was not expecting that.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 3: I was whoa. I did not expect this.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 1: So I didn't know there was a dad in the picture.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like a lot of information just got
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 3: dumped on us.
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 5: Joan.
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 1: I think they got a discount for the show because
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: they're gonna be on the show.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 3: Good point. Lucille's a haggler. She's like, look here, Mike,
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 3: if you want Mike from my son's on this show.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 3: What's a show? What's the show? What's it called? It's
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 3: called a fiance for a while, for you've never heard
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 3: of it. Fiance for a while, never heard of it?
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 1: It's my son's fiance takes too many long showers.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, look, Mike, this woman takes so many
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 2: showers a day. My water bill sky, Oh god, oh god.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 2: My sister Lurice used to do that my father.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 1: Are they hot water showers? Yeah, I put it. I
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: heard you guys say, God, temperature gauge in the shower,
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 1: so I know it's hot water.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 3: My cousin Antonio, when he stayed with the use all
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 3: the hot water. Then suddenly now they're just bitching about
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 3: their family, and.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 1: He's I'm ging it to you for eight nine thousand.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 3: Or takes it. I'll make you a deal you can't refuse.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 1: And you got a lot going on.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 3: LuSE, You've got a lot going on.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 1: Nice, you're a nice lady. Your son is a loser.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: He doesn't have a job, can't even get one of
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 1: those state jobs. I hear he's always turning down.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 2: So he was Lucille. He was masturbating with a suck
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 2: at the interview. I'll give it to you.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 1: You need a break, I think.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 2: Well, Jones like, I don't want to be a burden.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 2: But she's obviously touched. Greg is crying, and Louise Seele
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 2: says to Joan, I want to do something nice for her.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 2: She is always giving to you. I see her helping
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 2: out and how much she loves you, and I went, well,
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 2: this is adorable.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 1: This is so sweet because last week you said, I
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 1: can't believe she told me I need to leave the
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 1: house more. I just think she's not a grateful person.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: So you're like, she now seems very appreciative.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 3: She seems it. But I will say, I don't care
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 3: what I'm gonna set it on our show. I don't
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 3: care what fucking culture you're from. You do not tell
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 3: someone that they need to.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 6: Leave their own house more their own house. Sorry, she's
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 6: on the deed.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 1: You can't.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 2: I don't imagine anyone in the anywhere in the world
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 2: where they go.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, Lucille did say, tell me, tell me what's bothered.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 1: You can tell me if there's something that you do,
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 1: I can't take it, tell me.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 3: Joe Joan was just being a bit.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 2: Jone said, I was testing her in that moment.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 1: I think she's bored without a job, and she's like,
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 1: gonna just play with all these people.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 3: I need something.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, I'm gonna play with these people's emotions emotions.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 3: I think that did we do it? Do we do
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 3: the thing?
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, y'all, that was your episode, so I hope you
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 2: enjoyed it because Mary Paine's never going to have me
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 2: on again.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think we said dick too many times? Is
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 1: too many times? Bussy the day thing. I don't think
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 1: she's still listening because I.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 3: Don't even know if she does. What bussy is? It's ya.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 1: If you don't, I don't, you don't know, ask pussy.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 1: A lot of game men say pretty much what I
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 1: thought it was.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, a game man call it bussy the bussy.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 1:42:04
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• 1:42:08
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• 1:42:11
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• 1:42:32
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• 1:42:36
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• 1:42:38
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• 1:42:41
  Speaker 1: two I.
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 3: Don't get it, man.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 2: I mean I was sorority queen at Old miss when
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 2: I mean legacy my grandmother was my mother was that
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 2: I was too.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 3: Everybody knew.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 1: I guess I'm not nice to people I thought I was.
• 1:42:54
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• 1:42:58
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• 1:43:04
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• 1:43:19
  Speaker 1: the president will come on the show. Also, I'm still waiting.
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 1: Did Matt Sharp email me.
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  Speaker 3: On this week?
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  Speaker 1: He still hasn't. Okay, okay I asked him at that
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  Speaker 1: party and he said he would, but.
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  Speaker 2: All right, not yet. Well, I'm gonna go do my
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  Speaker 2: Mary Pain. Yeah, I'm gonna go do my red light mask.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta go.
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  Speaker 3: I have one of those two because of hers, so
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  Speaker 3: I can't make fun. All right. Well, thank you for
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  Speaker 3: having me on, Kimberly.
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  Speaker 1: I love to thank you, Joy Pleasure, I love you, Bye, everybody.
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  Speaker 1: We miss you. Mary Pain. You're just kidding, don't fire me,
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  Speaker 1: Okay bye.
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  Speaker 3: the views of pink Shade.
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  Speaker 3: Free, you're going to go on over to supercast or Patreon,
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 3: and you can find the links to pink Shade Prime
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  Speaker 3: at pinkshadepodcast dot com