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Why did Trey Give Up on Dating? | It's FRIDAY! 45 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh with us inside the treehouse.
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I'm Daniel Malley along with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma on this episode Drop
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Day of Fred Day, July twelfth, twenty twenty four. Let's get stupid.
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We have a lot to get to today in this action packed Friday show,
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such as answering the question who truly has the power? Where's the biggest
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trash heap on Earth? And a very special dedication for Raj home defense that
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you can get on board with because you're not a gun guy. So I've
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found a home defense security protocol specifically for you that I think. I think
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you'll enjoy it. Anyone trying to get you in your home, however,
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would not. Nobody's trying to get me, nobody's trying to get you.
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Nobody's trying to get anybody. That's what people say until they got god right,
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Tray, yep, I don't have what do you? What do you
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want? What do you? What do you want from me? You're not
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gonna get anything. You're gonna want this, trust me, Just trust me,
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you're gonna want this. Okay. Before we get to any of that,
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we're also gonna do some birthdays because that's important to everybody, and by
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everybody, I mean some people, but important enough that we do it.
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And before we even get to birthdays, something even more important, because we've
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been sitting on this for about a week, and if the audio of this
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is any indication she don't like waiting around. Trey posted the other day a
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wonderful little video as an example why he doesn't date anymore. Dare I say
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that Trey posted the best example of why he doesn't date anymore. Yeah,
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And before we get to that, I think we must first ask an important
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question, which is why did you give up on dating in general? Trey?
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Uh, just everything today is so polarized, like, uh, you
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know, if you don't if you don't agree with someone's politics, they don't
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want to date. Like if you don't if you don't see that thing like
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COVID. You know, during COVID, it was if you believed in the
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you know, there were two camps, if you believe in the vaccine or
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if you didn't. And you know, if you didn't believe in the vaccine,
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they didn't want anything to do if you had had the vaccine vice versa.
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Just stuff like that everything is so polarizing, and uh, I'm just
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I've gotten to a point. I know I attract crazy. I know I'm
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attracted too crazy. I know I make them crazier, and uh, at
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a certain point, I'm just I'm happy, peace and quiet with a Daisy
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Julius and myself. It sounds to me like Trey, you are the vaccine.
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I think they should have a a dating site for uh, for that
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where you can like, you know what, I like, crazy bitches,
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and then you can just go on and and I mean, I know they
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already it's called OnlyFans, but I'm just saying one that you can actually,
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uh like swipe and date and find your type of crazy, like actual dating,
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not just virtual you know, relationship type stuff. I had a girl
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in the bar, I think it was Saturday night, so crazy and she
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was a ten ten on the Hot Crazy Matrix. Holy okay, wait wait
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we have to do this in the traditional comedic way. So Trey start that
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over was so crazy, and then Roger, you know what to do?
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She was so crazy? How crazy was she? Everybody? Good job?
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She was a ten ten on the Hot Crazy Matrix. Whoa wow, those
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are hard to find yeah, I mean five to ten blonde, gorgeous Eastern
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European. I had to kick her out because she was drunk and she was
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trying to bang pretty much anyone in the bar, male or female. Wow.
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Okay, And the downside here, downside is the first thing was is
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that she started hitting on a black gentleman whose date promptly went and told our
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security guy, Hey, if you don't get this girl off, my man,
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I'm a whipper ass. Okay, I like it, and so I
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took her. I got her out of the bar. I ended up.
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I walked her three blocks down to another bar, just to try to get
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her away from mine. And in that three blocks she complimented me, insulted
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me, she laughed, she cried, she you know, told me I
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was wonderful, told me I was a dick, just just ran the gauntlet
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of every just back and forth, back and forth. I mean, I
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said she cried like she laughed and cried. And so basically, what you're
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telling us is you're in love and they're getting married this weekend. If she
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if she lived in Dallas, maybe, but she was going back home to
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Utah the next time. Sure, I'm sure that's what she calls the facility.
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No, she calls it Utah. She just conveniently leaves off the remainder
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of the name of the hospital. Yeah, here's the problem. If she's
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legitimately from Utah. The reason she got the way she was at your bar
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is because you guys actually pour an actual drink. No no, no,
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Oh, she came in hot like she she she walked in and almost mounted
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my security guy. Oh she was from Azerbaijan. Oh yeah, there we
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go, a press girl living in Utah. Well, and and I'm gonna
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guess she wasn't judging by her dress and accouterments, her shiit her dad as
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a big oil guy, and I would tend to believe it. Oh yeah,
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I'm sure. Yeah, so spoiled. But yeah, actually have a
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lot of daddy issues. That was what I learned in three three blocks.
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So how you're not perfect for this situation. I'm honestly wondering if we're actually
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is there enough time for you to send out invitations for us to receive an
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R s v P or is this immediate wedding? Uh yeah, I I
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she did put her number in my phone, so you know we'll call her.
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Uh yeah, maybe down the road. I'll shoot her a text.
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I doubt she remembers me, but she doesn't have down the road time.
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I think. I think the I think the the weekend passes or the release
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schedule that's offered by the Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane Utah branch. It's
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very strict, and so your window might be pretty pretty small there. Yeah.
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I think they call it a tabernacle and U to You're going to have
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your running through the airport moment, but yours is going to be more of
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like a greyhound uh or a megabus kind of situation where she's trying to get
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back to Utah with fourteen dollars. Uh. So I would, I would,
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I would jump on it now, buddy, you know she's ready to
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move in, like if you, if you, if you, guys go
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out like she's got her gear in the car. I'm worried that she's gonna
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do more than just move into Trey's place. I'm afraid that she's just going
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to move into his skin. She was so crazy that it at a certain
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point it ceased being a turn on it, and then I was kind of
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turned off and a little scared. She wow went so far past. She
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went so crazy she scared your boner away. Yeah wow, that sucks.
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Okay, well wait by b wait wait did it or was the boner?
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What your head was like? Okay, this is this is a major red
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flag, but you still had the stiffy now. I literally I walked her
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down to another bar and then by the time we got there, I was
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like, I gotta get back to work. Oh wow, you know what
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com. So now let's get to the guts of an example, one of
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the greatest examples of all time that Trey posted on social media as to why
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he has given up on dating. Now that we're fully armed with why he's
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given up on love, now we should dip into why he's given up on
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dating in this specific scenario, and that is when the ex girlfriend rings the
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doorbell camera of the ex boyfriend and asks where have you been, even though
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she told him not to contact her anymore? M Kay, Yeah, that
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shows up. I have to come all the way yere on my day off.
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Let's also point out very quickly on this doorbell camera video that before I
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even heard the video, when I saw Trey post this on Instagram, I
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looked at the background and thought, Hey, those houses look kind of British
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and the female subject in question is a very pretty black lady. So I
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was like, Oh, I wonder if she has an English accent, and
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just because you haven't texted me, she does. I don't know why I
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felt the need to point that out, but it made me feel good,
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so I felt like sharing it with you. So anyway, back to the
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crazy on my day off, just because you haven't texted me? Sorry,
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what why do you act like that? Well? Because you but why are
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you here because you haven't said anything to me for the past two weeks.
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Have you seen me? Okay, but you told me to not to not
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contact to anymore. That doesn't mean don't contact me. You don't like Yes,
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I've dated the American version of her, The Ricky Gervase version is way
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better. Oh that really, to me is like if this was a movie,
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that would be one of the all time classic lines from film. Why
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haven't you in contacted me? You told me not to That doesn't mean,
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that doesn't mean don't contact me. It's just so good, it really is
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frightening. Back to this. Okay, have you seen me? Okay,
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but you told me to not to not contact to anymore. That doesn't mean,
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don't contact me? Like, are you actually thick? You said to
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me you would appreciate no further contact. You broke up with me, that
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was me then two weeks to even care about my life as to be dead
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for all year and you just don't care. Don't care about my family,
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don't care about my pet, you don't care about my cat that you love
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so much. Okay, how am I supposed to contact you yet? When
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you've blocked me? You blocked me off Instagram, blocked my phone? How
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was I supposed to contact you? You're acting like you don't know where I
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lived. You could have come, you could have you could have emailed me.
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I've got another Instagram. I've got three Instagram accounts and we have an
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a contact with me. How dare you? That may be my favorite part?
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You blocked me on Instagram. Baby, I've got more accounts. You're
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just not trying hard enough, you know, acting like you don't know my
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aliases and I like that, Like you can just show up at my house.
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Yeah, that's how people get shot and or her arrested. Yeah,
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yeah, she's she's turned it to eleven. I like her. Well,
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that's the thing that to me that's yet. That's another special angle on this
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is that it's a fight really just between the ex girlfriend at her boyfriend.
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The boyfriend's like why are you? But it's all still very British. If
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this was the American version, it'd be way louder. Yeah, also can
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like just for the neighbor, because this is how my brain works, Like
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I just see the neighbors like is she talking? Is that crazy bitch talking
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to the door, Like that's what that's what it looks like. Can she
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see like is it one of those cameras where she can see his face?
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It is still on the door, but like she looks like she's making eye
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contact, or she's done this so many times she knows where to look.
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That's an excellent point. Yeah, she knows, she knows right there is.
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Yeah, it's the sweet spot to look deep into his soul and convince
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him that he's in the wrong here. What do you mean? How dare
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are you? Bought me? You taught me to not contact you. I've
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literally been waiting for two weeks and you still haven't said anything to me.
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I'm yet because when I tried to message you and when I tried to call
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you, you just ignored me. I think, after text after text after
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text, and then you send me a big old paragraph, yeah, explaining
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saying all of the feelings aren't the same anymore, and now you'd appreciate for
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me, for me to leave you alone. I don't know why you hate
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me so much. I was waiting for it. I was wondering where that
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line was going to come in. You know, it's it's good to see
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uh that uh, that kind of crazy is universal. I was just thinking
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of that. It just you know, the Atlantic can't stop that kind of
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crazy. No, no, that uh, because that line has that line
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has been used on me of me too. But I'm just like the Atlantic
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has sank the Titanic. It can't think crazy crazy makes it to port on
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time, if anything, a little early and unannounced when you least expected.
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Just drop the sea word in the Turbo Express. Look at that. It
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looks like there's more than one person capable of walking on water. Yeah,
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that's a I've had the that's why you hate me so much. You don't
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even care about me. Yeah, okay, well you left. I like
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how she got dressed, Like she got dressed, and she's like, I'm
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gonna talk to that door. You'll see you'll love me again. I don't
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know how it ends, but I hope, uh, I hope he didn't.
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I know what happened. He went back to her. It has to
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be. It has to be that he went back. Does he go back
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to her Trey? I'm gonna guess he thought about it. I'm gonna guess
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he probably posted that video just to to scorch the earth so he couldn't.
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There you go. Oh, he protected himself from himself. That is very
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smart. Let's skip to the end. See what happens. Well, yeah,
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I don't want to. I hate you. Oh that was actually a
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perfect uh skip ahead? Why do you hate me too? I hate you
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so much? You gotta you gotta give credit to the crying. It's so
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it's so good. You can come and show your face. You can't even
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calm down and speak to me. I don't want to. I hate you,
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so book I think the medicine is kicking him now. Mm hmmm,
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book me up. But you booked me? I mean uh oh, we
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run out of logic. Oh, that that was that was empty long ago.
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You on blocks right now? Which account she's got to toggle between all
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of them? You're on blocked. This one says I have to pay five
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ninety nine. Oh bollocks, you're in the tree house. Visit us online
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thirty eight thirty eight. That is the phone number to reach Jacqueline at Brooks
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dot com. We talk a lot about the need side of things with the
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plumbing business. Typically, when you get a call someone's in distress, there's
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an emergency. I'm wondering, what's a really fun want on the plumbing side
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that someone will call you with and you get and you just get excited and
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you're like, yeah, let's do this. Okay. So this is an
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unfair question because I'm a woman, so I look at plumbing differently. So
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for me, a pot filler, which is basically it's a waterline that gets
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run to basically above your stove and there's a faucet that exists solely so you
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can swing that sucker out and fill a pot without having to walk the pot
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from the sink to the stove, which is the world's most ridiculous first world
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convenience. But to me as a woman, that's very exciting, which is
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stupid because I've never filled a pot so big that I couldn't just walk it.
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Clearly, it's the first world conveniences that tickle my fancy. So people
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are now installing essentially dog washing stations in their utility room. So it's like
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a really you think about if you take your dog to the place where you
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can put there's like a little hop up step and you put them in the
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little compartment and you use their their washing materials, their shampoo, their conditioner.
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They're doing that, but it's like at dog height in the utility room
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off of the mudroom, and it's got a almost commercial grade veggie sprayer like
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you would see in a restaurant, and it's just meant for washing your dog.
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And uh, that's a level of bougie that I aspire to one day.
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And even though I work in plumbing, I don't ever think I'll do
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that. But that is a first world convenience. Your own dog log there,
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you just heard it. Jacqueline said she wants that project, so give
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I remember the last house we had in Dallas. It actually did not have
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a garbage disposal in the scene. It was like, well, I live
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in I live in America, damn it, I'm gonna make sure I'd not
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only have a garbage disposal in there, but one that could, you know,
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chew up a beaver dam if I wanted to, so did that,
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Texas dot Com. Ah, you know what it's time for, right,
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yes? Oh yeah, okay, just make sure it is a time
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for birthdays. Today is Friday, July twelfth, two thousand, twenty four.
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Birthdays Today from the marvelous missus Bezel Rachel Brosnahan turns thirty three. That
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is what she is best known as, although that will change, I believe
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next year when she debuts as Lois Lane in the upcoming Superman Legacy movie that
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will be part of the new DC Comics movie universe, spearheaded by James Gunn
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So that'll be interesting to see how the new Superman goes. It's very Christopher
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Reevish. I'm just saying, I don't know if you've seen some of the
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pictures. I've seen some. Yeah, my algorithms keep showing me, you
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know, nerdy stuff like, Okay, here's a here's a shot of whatever
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the actor's name is playing Superman in a Superman outfit, and everyone's like,
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oh, looks terrible, looks like garbage. Blah blah blah blah blah.
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Sorry, Alex Jones is also in it. I saw a story and I
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don't know if it's true. Or not that Christopher Reeve's son is going to
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have a small part in it, and it's like a newspaper reporter. Yeah,
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he looks remarkably like his dad. Really yeah, yeah, yeah,
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but he is. I thought they were trying to get him to play Jimmy
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Wilson, but I don't know. Yes, that that Yes, that was
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it. Okay, Yeah, so I think he is playing Jimmy Wilson,
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which is very cool that his son's going to be in that, which is
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one of those things that Hollywood's doing now because I don't know if you've seen
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the Sopranos pretquel, but that's James Gandalfini's son is playing the young Tony Soprano.
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I did. I did remember hearing about that. I didn't watch the
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prequel, but I remember thinking, oh, that's a cool thing, getting
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him to take the role that his dad made famous. Yeah, it's working
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in baseball and basketball. Nepotism lives. Oh, Nepotism is strongest in two
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industries, right, Hollywood and sports. Oh. If there was no nepotism,
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you wouldn't have any more Bollywood movies. That'd be over, Like they
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couldn't get their kids in I mean their whole thing is like there's one family
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that runs that's in every movie. Like that's just a fact, Like they're
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in all the stuff. It's pretty impressive. So yeah, the entertainment industry
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very much so because uh, you know, you you put Kate Hudson,
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she can't she's not good. She's not good at the acting. Well her
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parents or so that's what is she not? Like I like Kate, she's
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the same person in every movie. Well, that can be said about a
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number of people. Look at Vince, I say, okay again, point
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noted correct, Like I don't look at it this way. I don't know
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if anyone's really looking at someone like say, when I like Vince Vaughan,
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who in essence plays the same you know, it's him just with a different
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name. Right, he basically plays the same thing in every film. No
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one's gonna go out there and say, oh my god, what a fine
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actor. But he is a star. And to me, that's the difference.
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In Hollywood. You've got two things. You've gotten the stars and you've
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got the actors. Yeah, you occasionally get them overlapping, and that's when
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you get, you know, the mega talents, like say at Denzel Washington.
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Yes, okay, I agree with that. She is. She is
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very much a star. She's not an actor. I thought she there was
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a genre of kind of late nineties early two thousand kind of rom com movies
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where she was good and yes, she was the same person in every single
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that's the movies were good. I mean I put her in the Drew Barrymore
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category basically of yeah, there you go, that's that's fair. That was
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Yeah, this generation or our generations, Drew Barrymore was still ours. So
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yeah, but yeah, that's that's who. That'd be perfectly fair to put
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her in that thing. Letty from The Fast and the Furious movies. Michelle
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Rodriguez, she is forty five. She's also in the Resident Evil movies.
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She was avatar also on Lost of course tof Ford Grace from that seventies show,
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and Venom in Spider Man three. He is forty six today. Wow
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WWE Superstar brock lesnar forty seven. There's also Christi Yamaguchi, Olympic Golden Medalist
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and Dancing with the Stars champion she won the sixth season. She is fifty
28:18
three today, and Young Hun Lee is fifty four. He plays the T
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one thousand and Terminator Genesis Billy Rocks in the Magnificent Seven remake, which,
28:27
if you guys have not seen the Magnificent Seven remake, interestingly enough, headed
28:32
up by Denzel Washington, who just got mentioned here on the show. It
28:36
is wonderful And he also played storm Shadow in the Gi Joe movies. Gotch
28:40
And Richard Simmons is seventy six. Oh, supposedly nobody's seen him, so
28:47
he could be dead. I don't think he's dead. No, I think
28:51
he's just got one of those like quote assistants that's just like now, like
28:56
about ten years ago figured out like, hey, I can steal all his
29:00
money if I just keep him trapped in a closet or just in a box
29:03
in a basement. And so, but how much money does Richard Simmons really
29:07
have? That if he has a rogue assistant siphoning money off of him,
29:14
Like, how long can that truly last? Uh? There, he had
29:17
a lot of money, yeah, really yeah, sweating to the oldies.
29:22
They made a lot of money. I mean yeah, I mean his house
29:26
is in the hills, in the Hollywood Hills, and I'm guessing it's in
29:29
the like four to five million six million dollar range. I would imagine he's
29:33
one of the few residents of the Hollywood Hills that he can say his house
29:36
was built on the backs of old women. There's a lot of producers that
29:41
can say that his just wasn't sexual. Last I'm saying old women. Yes,
29:48
yeah, he put a lot of He put a lot of new balances
29:51
on a lot of feet, That's what he did. But yeah, my
29:53
grandmother was one of them. Oh she did. She had swept to the
29:59
oldies. Letterman and him were really good friends, Like he was on Letterman
30:02
all the time. Yeah, yeah, my grandmother would she'd sit in her
30:06
recliner, eat a half gallon tub of bluebell butter pecan ice cream and watch
30:10
sweating to the oldies. That was target demographic at least at least was bluebell
30:19
ice cream and like a half a roast, And she wasn't meat sweating to
30:23
the oldies. You know, well, that actually would have been a more
30:26
optimal nutritional plan, insulin shock to the oldies. Revive me with Richard Simmons.
30:41
All right, Raj, I know you're not a gun guy. So
30:45
when Trey found this story, I immediately thought this would be perfect for your
30:52
home defense scenario. Okay, okay, I mean it. Okay, I'm
30:59
listening. I'm all okay, hear me out. Okay. Meth fueled attack
31:06
squirrel. Okay. How does it know not to attack me because you give
31:12
it the myth? Yes, because methods are not known to turn on their
31:18
dealers. That's a squirrel. That's why you used the squirrel and not a
31:22
meth human. Let me give you some more context. An Alabama man accused
31:27
of keeping meth fueled attack squirrel is facing new charges. Mickey Palk was arrested
31:34
in twenty nineteen after authorities received a tip about the allegedly drugged squirrel. Aside
31:41
from the rodent, police also found body armor and meth. Yeah. His
31:48
new charges, though in a trial, have been delayed. NBC affiliate reported
31:55
last Monday that he was set to start a bench trial that continued until the
31:57
end of February because because his attorney was not there. After his arrest in
32:04
twenty nineteen, he was charged with possession of a wild animal, stolen property,
32:07
and weapon possession by a felon, and the Limestone County Sheriff's Office relieved
32:12
released images of the attack squirrel. Just to give you a quick synopsis of
32:20
it. It just looks like a normal squirrel because it's in their custody,
32:22
so it's not currently on the meth. It's been detoxed. Yeah. No,
32:25
See that's the point in the story where I would if you were if
32:29
this was an actual live news show, I would have switched out just as
32:31
a prank for you know, because we're buddies. I would have switched it
32:35
out for just a picture of Gary Busey, because if a meth fuel squirrel
32:45
were to come to life be him, it would be the abuse. Okay,
32:51
then I have an impromptu question for you, gentlemen. If you had
32:58
to face off f match against a meth fueled attack squirrel or Gary Busey,
33:07
which one are you choosing as your opponent. I'll go with the meth fueled
33:14
squirrel because it'll be more coherent, it might be more suggestive to reason.
33:22
But I mean if you do go with Musy, I mean, he might
33:23
end up fighting your car next to you, thinking that's you, and then
33:28
you can just kind of politely walk away. Yeah. I'm gonna go with
33:31
the squirrel as well, because at least the myth has a chance to eat
33:37
away those front teeth of the squirrel teeth are impervious. You're listening to the
33:55
Treehouse. Visit us online that tree House on Air. You're in the Treehouse.
34:19
Visit us online at Treehouseonair dot com. I would be remiss if I
34:23
did not mention the Treehouse Pool Party that is happening Saturday, July twenty seventh,
34:30
from one to four pm issue at the Fraternal Order of Eagles in Dallas.
34:36
It's on Arturo Boulevard in Dallas. It is the Treehouse Pool Party one
34:42
to four pm. It'll be a live taping of this hair show that you
34:45
can come and witness and kind of play along with. I have a couple
34:50
of ideas for things that we're going to do that will be interactive with everyone
34:52
that is in attendance. So it's a huge benefit for you to come and
34:58
watch the show. Jump in the pool if you feel like it. Drinks
35:00
at the bar. There's an indoor bar, outdoor bar, a grill where
35:05
they're selling food and all sorts of stuff. Volleyball saying, volleyball, kids
35:10
pool, adults. Pool Caban is available for rent. If you've never been
35:16
to the Fraternal Order of Eagles in Dallas, which most people just refer to
35:22
as the Foe. It is a rocking spot, especially in the summer when
35:25
they open up their pool to the public. When if you've ever been in
35:30
a scenario where you live someplace that does not have a pool and it's one
35:34
hundred million degrees in Texas and you want to get in a pool and you
35:37
don't know anybody with one, and you can't sneak into somebody else's apartment complex.
35:40
You go to the FOE and you have a great time. Yes,
35:44
And it's very inexpensive, and it all goes to I believe for their charity,
35:49
which is Eagles. No, I have no idea what they do.
35:53
They're very charity, very charity forward at the Fraternal Order of Eagles, and
35:58
we're working on that being a charity component for the foundation is well. So
36:02
it'll be a big day at the FOE in Dallas Saturday, July twenty seventh.
36:07
And as if all that stuff already isn't cool enough, We're also going
36:10
to be celebrating Trey's birthday and and I like Trey's vulcan eyebrow raised like I'm
36:15
going to celebrating true. We're also going to have Treehouse merch, very special
36:21
Treehouse merch that Trey got a prototype of in the mail. Don't share yet
36:29
exactly what it is. I want it to be somewhat of a surprise at
36:30
the event. But it's more than just our logo. It's based on a
36:37
very popular punchline inside the show now for over a year, and that'll be
36:42
the central artwork for shirts. Possibly had maybe coozies, we'll see. But
36:46
you got to come to the Foe in Dallas Saturday, July twenty seventh,
36:50
hang out with us the Treehouse for our fool party. Yay. And now
36:55
I got to deliver on these two other teases for news. Who has the
37:04
power? He Man? You would think you would think he Man would have
37:09
the power he does in the cartoon, but not in the real world.
37:13
Because you guys are familiar with smart thermostats, yes, yes, well there's
37:22
a new type of program that is being rolled out in some cities and some
37:28
states, including Los Angeles and Oregon. The smart thermostat programs are becoming more
37:36
and more common. We all know, like Nest cams and things like that.
37:39
Different companies have smart thermostats. But now because those thermostats are smart,
37:45
they're connected to the internet. You can choose if you want to join a
37:52
program with your local energy provider where they are given access to your smart thermostat,
38:00
so instead of them simply asking you to conserve during peak consumption hours,
38:05
they can turn your thermostat up for you. See, and I can already
38:12
see that of all the things that have come along in the last you know,
38:16
a couple hundred years, this may be the final straw that gets Texas
38:22
to secede from the Union, because nobody, you're not giving up our thermostats.
38:25
I'm thinking that are there. This is the next civil war. This
38:30
is the thing you don't give. You shouldn't give states where high potent weed
38:37
is legal the ability to come up with ideas, because what that was was
38:43
two really stone dudes on California and or Oregon weed. I've had them both.
38:47
They are delightful. You're not moving you when you get high, you
38:53
are you are sat. So you better have your snacks and everything ready to
38:58
go. You need to set your thermost to where you want it to be.
39:01
And I'm sure there was just two dudes who were so stone. They're
39:04
like, man, you got to turn the air down. I'm like,
39:07
man, I wish I couldn't like, wouldn't it be great if the power
39:09
company could do it for us? And then somebody overheard that went brilliant,
39:15
idea, that's what we're going to do. Oregon's biggest Oregon's biggest power companies
39:20
rolling out a new smart thermostat program where they get to change the temperature in
39:24
your home. Other cities have been adding similar programs over the last few years.
39:29
You install the smart thermostat, pay a little bit less each month in
39:31
exchange for letting them control your thermostat remotely. During peak hours, they up
39:37
the temperature by a few degrees to reduce strain on the grid, usually between
39:43
three PM and nine PM. The new Oregon version limits it to three degrees,
39:46
so if your thermostat is set to seventy one, they would be allowed
39:50
to turn it up to seventy four. Some cities set the max even higher,
39:54
like a program in Los Angeles that lets them increase it by four degrees.
39:59
How However, keep this in mind. You can override it by changing
40:02
the temperature manually, so keep that in mind. Yeah, mine set to
40:07
seventy four anyway, Like, yeah, and that's still chili for me.
40:15
Yeah, I don't under like I don't. I mean, I don't understand
40:19
like the sixty seven, like I just that's seventy four is chili. It
40:24
can be, yeah, like I prefer I seventy four is like I can
40:29
tolerate that. I'm good like, but I'll go out, like I go
40:31
out for my walk and now like in this heat, now, like I
40:36
go for like seven miles and then you come back and you want a nice
40:40
cold place, Yeah, it's it's seventy four. So but I get it,
40:45
RAJ. You've been outside and it's one hundred and ten when you walk
40:50
inside. Seventy four feels great, fantastic. I love that. And they're
40:53
like five minutes and then you got to crank it down to seventy. No,
40:58
no, no, I don't. I don't uh you adapt like you
41:00
know. I'm just saying, like I've dated girls that have to have it
41:05
like sixty seven, sixty six, and I just turn it up just a
41:07
little bit every now and again, and I'm like, where's that at now
41:12
seventy three? Well, no surprise that Trey likes his women cold. I
41:21
would also it limits it keeps it more in a stasis. Cry agen it
41:30
crazy with an emphasis on cry. I would also like to point out that
41:44
they have this, you know, smart thermostat program in LA where the power
41:49
company can control your thermostat remotely. Isn't LA? Isn't the LA Power Company
41:57
PG and E Pacific Gas and Electric. I didn't. I used LEDWP Okay
42:08
department. I bring that up because I found a YouTube video where it says
42:14
PG smart Thermostat program. And I'm sorry, but if you've seen Aaron Brockovich,
42:21
is there any way you're going to grant PG and E access to anything
42:24
of yours inside your house? They turned the thermostat, they turned the temperature
42:31
up, and then just start leaking in like toxic fumes as well. Yeah.
42:37
No, I mean it's it's there's parts of LA that you don't need
42:42
air conditioning anyway, So I don't have a problem, Like, I mean,
42:45
you what's your temperature set up? Really? You want? You want
42:49
to control your thermostat. I'm already at seventy four. What can they do?
42:52
They want your thermostat at seventy eight? Oh, they want seventy eight.
42:58
I could deal with that. Yeah, in the middle of summer,
43:00
that's exactly what they would do. Oh, I mean I I don't like,
43:05
I don't trust Ricott anyway. I don't think they They don't have the
43:08
capacity to release a press statement, so I don't know if they have the
43:12
capacity to mess with my thermostatus. They wouldn't have to. They would just
43:15
jack everyone's thermostat up and be like, we're good. No, that would
43:20
be they be a million Texans standing outside of their head corners daring somebody to
43:24
come out saying this program is not going to work or roll out in Texas,
43:30
and there would be no standing outside the headquarters. There would be a
43:32
siege of the headquarter. That's that's what I meant you. I can't really
43:37
like I'm brown if I say siege, like the keywords go off with the
43:42
FBI. So yeah, I try to limit my use of words that white
43:49
people can say. And finally, today, the biggest, the biggest trash
44:00
on Earth. Any guesses the Indian Ocean? Actually, No, although I
44:07
get why you would why you would guess that, No, it's actually Mount
44:14
Everest. Wow. Oh, that's a rude thing to call white climbers piles
44:24
of trash leading to the summit. Well, not not just the bodies of
44:31
dead climbers, but someone posted their video of them a top Mount Everest and
44:38
in the background, all around the tip of Mount Everest is all this trash
44:45
left behind. It's it's you know, tent tinting, it's flags that are
44:52
left behind. It's just a bunch of garbage left behind by the climbers that
44:57
made it to the top with their surpas. There's actually a whole documentary about
45:01
five years ago the shirp has got together and try to clean up some of
45:07
Mount Everest. And you know now that pick it up the trash, the
45:12
oxygen canisters, the tinting, kicking the bodies down into the ravines. Look
45:20
at I get it. I also wonder like who sponsors the mountain for the
45:24
cleanup like they do highways. I just like how they went like we're gonna
45:29
pick up all this garbage. We're gonna pick up all the oxygen tanks and
45:32
the tents, and then just they're picking that up and like putting them away
45:36
and then just kicking bodies off. Well, you can reuse the tanks and
45:39
the tarts, you can't reuse tim That's an excellent point. Also, I
45:51
don't know how people outside outside of the ball in the Ambalas are like,
45:55
hey, you know what, we got to practice and we have to train
45:58
and the shirps wake up and like gotta climb Everest to get the trash.
46:06
Yeah, when you think about it, like your community service for a d
46:08
w Y and Nepaul is pretty harsh. Just sit it out. It's that
46:20
you got your orange vest and a poking stick open all right. There you
46:30
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