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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Time for page predictions horscopes today.
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  Speaker 2: Well, everyone is counting down the days to the weekend
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  Speaker 2: because of the possible Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey wedding.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm gonna let you know what your wedding energy
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  Speaker 2: is based on your zodiac signe. Also, if it's your
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  Speaker 2: birthday today, we are officially full blown into cancer season
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  Speaker 2: right now, and you share a birthday with Princess Diana,
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  Speaker 2: Tate McCrae, Stormy Reid, Chloe Bailey, Pamela Anderson, and Missy Elliott.
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  Speaker 3: That's lots of cancer.
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  Speaker 1: We might have a cancer right now. Stacy, are you cancer?
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  Speaker 1: I am all right baby.
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  Speaker 2: Oh what a fun birthday. Well, happy early birthday to you, Stacy,
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  Speaker 2: and the wedding energy that you would be bringing to
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  Speaker 2: the ceremony for you, cancers. The ceremony hasn't even started
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  Speaker 2: and you are already crying because the grandparents walked in
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  Speaker 2: and they were walking down being the flower girls. During
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  Speaker 2: the vows. You were a complete mess. And somehow everyone
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  Speaker 2: else's mascara starts running because you are the one that's
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  Speaker 2: so emotional. Sounds about right, yeah, my little cry babies.
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  Speaker 2: You guys are so though.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks Stacy.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, bye.
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  Speaker 1: Since her name was Stacy and Rich is married to Stacey,
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  Speaker 1: let's do Bisy's Yeah, Rich for PsyS.
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  Speaker 2: Halfway through the first dance, you have already imagined your
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  Speaker 2: own wedding playlist and how you do it better. You're
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  Speaker 2: also thinking about your honeymoon and your versus anniversary, and
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  Speaker 2: you leave believing you are absolutely next, even if you
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  Speaker 2: are still single.
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  Speaker 3: Well, actually, we're going to a wedding this weekend. Oh wow,
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  Speaker 3: there's a big, big old wedding. I gotta suit up
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  Speaker 3: for that one at her venue or something totally en
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  Speaker 3: which in in Bagua, our former Miss Arizona. Right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's right. They were talking about it when they were
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  Speaker 3: in the studio.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of like I think, you know how
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  Speaker 1: like if you're a massage therapist, the last thing you
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  Speaker 1: want to do is like give your husband or wife
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  Speaker 1: a massage. Yeah, it's like your wife is in the
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  Speaker 1: wedding business. Now I gotta go to weather.
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  Speaker 3: She's not luck that. She's like Kyle, where like all
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  Speaker 3: weddings are good weddings. I think for her there's so
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  Speaker 3: much love love, and for her, she's like checking out
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  Speaker 3: all the napkins and the decor going. I'm gonna steal
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  Speaker 3: this from Marcia.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, what's your sign?
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  Speaker 3: Good morning, my Gemini?
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  Speaker 2: Okay Gemini. So the energy that you are bringing to
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  Speaker 2: the wedding, by the reception, you have somehow become best
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  Speaker 2: friends with the bride's cousin, the groom's college roommate, and
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  Speaker 2: the bartender Julie with six new Instagram followers, three inside jokes,
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  Speaker 2: and an invite to another person's wedding.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely every single time. I love weddings, Yes, who doesn't?
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  Speaker 3: Or parties or whatever, Yes, social butterfly, thanks for calling in, Marcia.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks Kay, Yeah, John Jay, you noticed the seating chart,
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  Speaker 2: typo and the DJ starting eight minutes late. So the
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  Speaker 2: fact that the table uh, the tape, fact that table
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  Speaker 2: number seven never got their bread, you are clocking it
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  Speaker 2: because that was your table. You won't complain. But if
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  Speaker 2: somebody asks you've wrote a full postgame report ready on
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  Speaker 2: how they could have done everything better.
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  Speaker 1: That's pretty funny, all right?
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  Speaker 3: How about Lee Kyle?
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  Speaker 2: You are the reason everyone suddenly just wants to take
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  Speaker 2: one more picture, a fun one. If you ask me,
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  Speaker 2: every candid somehow looks editorial and people start using your
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  Speaker 2: poses before the reception is even over. You can find
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  Speaker 2: a libra at the photobooth.
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  Speaker 3: That's right, Nild.
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  Speaker 1: How about you for.
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  Speaker 2: Leo's, Yeah, Leo's without even trying. Everyone keeps asking where
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  Speaker 2: your outfit's from. You are not stealing the spotlight. We
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  Speaker 2: just naturally sparkle. But somehow the photographer does have us
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  Speaker 2: in half the wedding album. Like the dress you got,
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  Speaker 2: it's so great.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so sad you can't wear it to that wedding.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I know.
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  Speaker 3: I'm glad you're wearing it too. A different one though,
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  Speaker 3: because that does win.
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  Speaker 2: It's actually gonna be better because it's gonna be winery,
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  Speaker 2: so I can imagine the like wine contrast with that
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  Speaker 2: palace green. Anyway, it's gonna beautiful, y'all?
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  Speaker 1: All right for you get your signed there, I'll post
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  Speaker 1: it on our website, John jayn Rich dot com