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Season One, Episode 14: AntiChristmas Special: Unholy Nativity (with Johan Nohr) · Flail to the Face: A "Compatible with Mörk Borg" Actual Play Podcast

• 0:01
  Greeting scum, happy holidays and welcome to flail to the
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  face. What is that?
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  Just put champagne sounds for a. In the back.
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  My name and I will be our GM as we we have something special
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  today. A holiday special with a special
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  guest. We are going to be playing
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  Unholy Nativity. This is fair warning.
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  Non canonical. Out of sync.
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  First time ever. First time ever.
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  I'm not sure why. So yeah, that's what we're
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  doing. Without further ado, I guess we
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  have. We have a bunch of people here.
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  Hello. Hi, I'm Levi, and I will be
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  bringing back such a delightful character, Deuce Piggly.
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  Yeah, I'm Jake. No, you're not.
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  No, you're not. No.
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  It's it's not your. Turn.
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  Oh my God, it's not your right. I keep doing it.
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  I'm Thomas and I'm continuing to play wee bit.
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  I'm Kevin, and I'm reprising my role as Scoots.
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  And I'm fucking Jake. Nothing.
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  No. OK, fine.
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  I'm Nate and I will be playing Melville.
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  Hugo Lesteborne. We have somebody else here today
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  That's it's actually kind of blowing my mind.
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  I'm sure that I'm not the only one, but we have we have an
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  extra guest. Yes.
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  Sorry. Hello.
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  Yeah, yeah, I'm a you one know from Stockholm Cattell, who is
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  responsible for drawing all that skeletons in this game.
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  They're beautiful and all the others shit as well.
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  But yeah, I'm excited to be here as well And I'm.
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  I rolled up a character called Hatchet.
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  Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  And I'm, I'm an esoteric Kermit with one HP.
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  So we'll see how long I'll be in this.
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  Oh my gosh. All.
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  Right. It'll it'll be fun.
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  Oh no. Oh man, yeah, yeah, I'll be.
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  Fine. I mean, the one HP characters
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  are usually the ones who live the longest.
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  Yeah, you hold it dear though, yeah?
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  Yeah, I feel very, very confident.
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  He'll be good. Oh, let's fucking flail it.
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  None. So the six of you are together
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  for reasons that are your own. But before you and you're in
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  Slushvig. That's important.
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  We've been propositioned by a young couple.
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  Well she's young. Whoa.
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  She's a very not like that. She's very pregnant.
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  Which still plays in I guess he's very old.
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  But she claims that she is escape needs to escape
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  persecution from King Fatima the 9th because she's claiming that
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  she's carrying the child of Necrobelle.
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  Whoa. She is asking for escort to
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  Gellgenbeck. Oh curl, curl would like to curl
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  would like you know name. Mari Mari, my husband.
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  Oh, chew on the nose. Yeah, it's quite on the nose.
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  The whole thing is on the nose. The blasphemous parody for a
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  reason. You know this?
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  Seems really. This seems like heavy shit.
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  Yeah, the old man I'm. Not nice.
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  Are you pregnant? Can't say that her.
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  Very oh. Wow, I don't think that's what
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  he meant. Curl.
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  It's very inconsiderate to talk about a woman's weight, you
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  know? I still can't decide why I hang
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  out with you guys. We're going to say it's a child
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  of of of Necro, but what do you what do you mean exactly though?
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  He came to me at night and when I woke I was with child.
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  Right. Are we talking like just?
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  Cut it out and get it done with then.
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  Like Ghost Rhombus? Is that what you're talking
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  about, bro? Oh yeah, And you're going to
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  tell me that. My question my if that's how you
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  vision it to be, then yes. I mean, me and Pilgrim are we.
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  Going to look over the fact that he wants to cut the baby out.
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  Yes. I mean, it's it's a blast of his
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  baby, isn't it? Well, it.
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  Should this this demon thing should never see the light of
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  day or whatever it is outside? I mean, that's not really a hard
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  choice to make. Her botany?
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  Her choice? I mean, that's true 100%.
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  That's not where it was going to like.
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  The four day more more important matter What's?
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  What's in it for us? What's the coin?
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  I agree. I'm sure the the church who
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  wants they have riches, they whatever you need for helping.
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  I'm sure they would pay an appreciation.
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  That's definitely. That seems I got to be honest
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  here, I'm I'm not too convinced that I've seen a lot of charity
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  contributions by the church. Right, that seems dubious at
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  best. That's what I was told.
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  I'll I'll I'll sort of like whisper to the others like
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  trying to not have her hear it like maybe maybe it would if she
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  tells the truth. Maybe this baby could be quite
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  precious and and worth a lot of money.
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  So maybe we shouldn't give it to the church.
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  Maybe we should just tell her that we're giving it to the
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  church and then, you know, find someone else.
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  Well, Middleman is taking. Her to the church, aren't we?
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  Black. Black.
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  Oh, to. Calgonbeck, but not necessarily
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  the church I'm. Going to.
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  Be standing with Bari. And I mean if the church.
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  And ask. Her If the church doesn't pay
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  up, I mean, we could just My hands are on fire ransom.
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  Oh, right. God.
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  I'm. I'm a damn professional, man.
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  Holy shit. That's actually true.
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  Yeah, well this is turning out pretty well.
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  I mean, if if this kid truly is, like, important to the faith,
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  I'm kind of obligated to make sure that I see him to this
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  place. Yeah, you are.
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  I was really hoping that the end of that sentence was going to be
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  the opposite, Like if it's my faith, my faith convinces me
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  that I need to keep him away from the church.
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  Well. As a man of someone else's
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  previous faith, I assume that's that's where I stand.
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  Right. Can we see some of this money up
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  front, by the way? The old man with her.
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  Yeah. I guess I'll come with you.
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  I have. Here give me.
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  This is just one Silver will do. Oh, really?
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  Don't tell him that. Give me a D100.
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  Oh shit. Who's that roller?
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  Oh, anybody. I don't care.
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  You say. Who's General?
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  You just say let our guest. Yeah, you go ahead.
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  Go ahead. Roll.
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  Yeah, You asked. I didn't bring.
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  I didn't bring dice you. Didn't bring it's.
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  Like 1 HP I'm going to laugh you.
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  Didn't. Think it was going to be?
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  I got a bank dice here. Was that 300?
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  Yes. Yes. 5454 Shit.
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  Well, I've got, I've got this. And he throws you like a coin
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  pouch about like A50 someday. 50 some coins, 50 some silver.
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  OK. I mean, that's not a bad down
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  payment. Yeah, you want to like.
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  Bring that up in the 1st place. Well, you don't like, you know,
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  start whoa when you're bargaining Or yeah, but that's
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  zero when we were asking. Oh, you do you still start high?
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  There you go. What the fuck?
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  I don't bargain. I just pay what's listed.
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  All right. That's great.
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  Oh, well, then let's do it. Why not?
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  Yeah. Wonderful.
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  So how? Quick, do we have to get her
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  there? Well, you know, as fast as you
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  can, I I imagine, Can we take a moment to make a few investments
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  here in town? You mean like, prepare?
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  Yeah, like the idea that I'm going out here in a T-shirt and
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  booty shorts is not, like the greatest idea for me.
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  I mean, that's kind of my normal repertoire, you know?
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  It's not bad though. I mean, I'm just saying.
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  I I appreciate that thoroughly what the wink.
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  I'd honestly prefer if we leave leave town as soon as possible,
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  but. Yes.
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  But then the idea that we're going to yet another city that's
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  even bigger, that's sort of, I don't like that, but.
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  We don't have to be that long. No, maybe we can just is there
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  any specific location of the church?
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  Yes. Yes.
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  We can't just dump her at the city walls.
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  Here we go. We.
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  Just dump her on the on the stairs of the church and we're
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  good to go. But we still have to get paid
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  from the church to jump her off. So we still have to talk to
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  somebody, don't we? Right.
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  Are we forgetting that we're getting paid too?
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  Already got paid? No, we already got a down
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  payment. Yeah, that's what we were asking
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  about, wasn't it? Can we can we just move on?
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  I'm late for a lift. I'm late for a lift.
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  When did you have the time to call?
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  Oh, you bet. We.
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  That was dumb, but that was good.
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  That was Uber funny. Really.
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  Wow. Wow, that was dumb bad.
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  Oh my God. Fucking hell.
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  Oh my God. I really just want to like a
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  shirt. Something that I can wear.
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  That's a little bit of protection.
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  I'm going to pull the rug from the ground if we have money and
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  then hand it over to Mel. A what?
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  Hello curl, give you a rug. The rug off the floor.
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  You. Wear this also.
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  Like armor? I assume that you guys wrap it
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  around your torso and then give it a little slap.
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  What just happened? That's good for sure.
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  Just hold tight. Listen, if you need to take some
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  time, we can lay low overnight and leave in the morning, but
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  doesn't really seem safe leaving the city walls in the morning.
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  That, that not norm. Let's just get whatever supplies
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  we need now and leave. Yeah, right.
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  Right. Yes, I better.
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  Mari, I've been in this. Wrench is sitting here long
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  enough. Let's, let's, let's go.
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  Agreed. What?
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  Do you guys want to help me lift her under this donkey?
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  No. OK.
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  And I always do it you like. I would, but my hands are on
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  fire and I don't think that's going to be beneficial for
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  anybody. I.
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  Wasn't asking you. I'll drop.
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  I'll drop down. Fair enough.
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  I'll drop down. On all four.
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  So she could step on my hunch, Step on to the Get over the
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  donkey. That's right.
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  You're like a little 4 foot tall something with a hunchback.
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  Aren't you? Something covers it.
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  It's like it's like Gollum with hair.
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  Hello with hair, OK? That helps just a little bit
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  bigger. I know that honestly, like,
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  probably begs the question to describe you guys because, you
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  know, maybe we don't know. Oh yeah, fair enough.
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  Oddly enough, I've always pictured curl with like Severus
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  Snape's like face. Super.
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  That's not what I. See.
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  And and fucking Alan Brickman playing Gollum.
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  That's horrifying. Alan Rickman playing Gollum?
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  Yeah, that's perfect. If Gollum was like 2 1/2 times
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  bigger than what he was. And a hunchback.
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  Yeah, nice. Good deal.
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  Got a goiter? That that's about what I kind of
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  thought of the. Mass I guess What?
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  The rest of you guys I wear, I wear like a poor King's outfit.
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  Like it's pretty much just like grubby Burger King.
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  Very similar face. So default Burger King.
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  Yeah, very similar face, honestly.
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  But obviously moves to real face.
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  Except for the eyes. They're terrifying and huge and
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  nobody's ever seen them blink. Oh, right.
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  Wow. Manic, stirring gaze.
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  Yes, you like. You wanna describe?
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  Deuce Deuce is wearing like a white tank top with Jean cut off
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  shorts with a pair of pit Vipers and he has long brown hair and
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  covered in hair. And he has wolf eyes.
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  He's the man out of time. Where do you find Pit?
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  Vipers in the dying world. No, we always have a character
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  in our story that makes no sense for the time period.
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  No, they're they're glasses that are made out of pit Viper.
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  That's cool. There we go.
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  That's a bit cooler than it than than initially Thought Snake.
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  Snake scales. Just filed down.
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  Real. Fast.
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  Yeah, yeah. Just.
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  Big snake eyes like real thin skin pulled over to make like a
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  or glass. Probably because glass is a
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  thing about the other three. Weemit is a skeleton in
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  patchwork scale male. You could still see the the
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  beads kind of weaved around his pelvis.
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  Well, you're a literal skeleton, Norris.
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  That's just. A.
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  Yeah, you're a scattergate. You're catacomsi.
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  Oh, right, right. And I still have eyeballs in my
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  sockets. And you have rosary anal beads,
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  right? He already brought that up, but
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  thank you. Yeah.
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  I just need to declare. They rattle as I walk.
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  Yeah, so. Who doesn't?
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  It's a bucket. Well, so hatchet is also a
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  skeleton, but with skin and organs so very frail.
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  I got one HP and -3 strength all right, so I'm just like super.
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  So when he. Walks.
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  It sounds more more like 1/4 filled jug of milk, 1/4 filled
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  jug of milk. Will die.
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  Breaks the hip sitting down. Don't imagine this super like
• 14:30
  Ash Grave pale guy with long hair, like spidery hair.
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  And I'm also, yeah, super size. I couldn't hermit.
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  No one likes him. And he's carrying around this
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  giant book that is like wrapped in chains and bloody Oh my God,
• 14:48
  there was straps and everything. Very cool.
• 14:50
  Yeah, it can summon, you know, blood demons from from hell.
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  Oh fuck yeah. I like how in your that's dope
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  as hell. But I like how in your
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  description you pretty much just write in hey be mean to me for.
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  Character. This is what we do.
• 15:04
  Fair, fair, fair. It's like, hey, let's have Johan
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  on the show. None of these people you
• 15:08
  actually want to know. Like none of these characters.
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  That's the thing, I think. This guy sucks.
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  Also, he smells of piss like. That's a default.
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  I feel like that's a default. Yeah.
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  Oh, that's smell. Yes.
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  Sounds like home. What about you, Kevin?
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  I am playing the scorched bedlamite from the trapped
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  within from wool Jensen. My hands are on fire and my eyes
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  are on fire as well and basically everything else.
• 15:40
  If it isn't like scorched flesh, it's scorched clothing and I've
• 15:47
  got a a crowbar and a short sword and everything hurts and
• 15:51
  I've got this weird hole in my leg and it's just like
• 15:56
  festering. Yeah, your RoboCop doesn't.
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  Seem to be. Here this this description.
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  For. Half a second was like, are you
• 16:02
  talking about you or him? I don't understand.
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  You're just modeled Scoots after my own self.
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  It's it's a lot of method acting.
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  I think it's. Very inspiration.
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  Just have a halt, right? Well.
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  Thank you. You know, because instead of his
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  hands being on fire, it's wrong. It gets.
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  Me. In the fields.
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  It's the bird. Oh God, so that.
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  Almost regret asking, but I'm glad I didn't.
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  So you guys gear up, whatever that entails.
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  I already thought about it, because I don't want it to be a
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  shopping episode. I just want to fucking.
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  I just want to get a fucking tier once set of armor.
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  Yeah, just yeah, you have the coin, don't you?
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  I have some and just got paid, right.
• 16:46
  Oh, that's fair. No, you have 54.
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  Yeah. No, that's it.
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  You think that we're going to let this skeleton with organs
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  and skin hold on to? Me, I can't carry the the pouch
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  of coin, so I have to give it to someone else.
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  Like it's just. Going to It's way too heavy.
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  It's just too heavy. Put it up through two of your
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  ribs. Scare him.
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  Do you? Threw it, Adam.
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  Yeah. Because they want they want
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  damage. Just.
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  Hits the ground. Confident blood.
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  You wanted tier one? Yeah. 20 silver.
• 17:16
  OK, perfect. Just go ahead and make it
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  happen. Could I?
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  As well, because I have no armor as well.
• 17:21
  Yeah, beauty. The only chance to prep really.
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  So I mean if you know you didn't slash that, it makes sense that
• 17:26
  you could do this things. Like how long is the is the
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  journey Like do we need food or anything?
• 17:32
  Yeah, probably. Yeah, it's days that too.
• 17:37
  Well, out of transparency when you take off, we'll roll one D 6
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  + 4 days. So, and then just for
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  transparency of the mechanic of the gameplay of the oil, every
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  day you'll roll for an event. All right.
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  I'll buy AD six days worth of food.
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  OK, one day. OK, You'll be good today.
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  You. Can't carry anymore, so that's
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  it if. You don't want two apples.
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  No, it's apples. That's just too much.
• 18:07
  Schwarzenegger to you come up. This guy, though, the other guy,
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  is just a meat case. Yeah, whatever that means.
• 18:13
  Meat case, I don't know. Meat case sits on the guest full
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  of meat. He's a case of meat.
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  Yeah. Oh, man.
• 18:19
  Yeah. I guess rations fucking make
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  sense. All right, I can do the same.
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  I came. One as well.
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  We're going to do well, yeah. We can eat the donkey.
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  We have a bunch of yeah, there's a donkey a.
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  Walking a walking fireplace, you know, and and a donkey, so.
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  Yeah, yeah, right. We also have an old man that's.
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  Just that's something we can. Remember.
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  Oh, is he coming as well? Yeah, No.
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  I'm Skipper, old man. The name, The name's Josephus,
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  by the way. Needing me, apparently.
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  Yeah, of course it is. You're going to say that through
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  everything? Of course it.
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  Is oh man. So they were Josephus and.
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  Mari MAR. I I'm not.
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  Can't put my finger on it. It's a familiar story, but I
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  can't, yeah. Cool, original stuff.
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  Breaking new ground here, yeah. This is really.
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  It's a Christmas special, man. It's hilarious.
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  Why would you tell a different story on a Christmas special,
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  man? You can't.
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  Fuck any bad. So you guys take off, you leave
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  you, you sneak out through the sewer grates, broken sewer
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  grate. They know things.
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  You guys know you guys know how to get in and out of Schleifick,
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  perhaps without getting having to go through.
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  Just get that donkey down there. He's probably got the docker up
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  in your neck. I'm not sure how beside.
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  Oh, don't don't worry Bros, I'm squatting this.
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  The swamp donkey. He's doing squat walks.
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  Oh yeah, he. Probably is.
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  I'm plunging everywhere. Plunging the best.
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  Guy. No, I'm digging deep.
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  OK, so somebody give me AD 6. Oh, you want curl, I'll do.
• 19:59
  Kevin, go ahead. OK. 4.
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  Four. OK, oh, write that down.
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  OK, Jake, give me AD six. Wait.
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  What you gonna call call baby Jesus?
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  What? What?
• 20:18
  Jesus, Jesus. I got a 10.
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  What are you gonna call the baby?
• 20:24
  Jesus? No.
• 20:25
  Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. So you guys travel under the
• 20:30
  cover of night initially and then of course it turns to day.
• 20:33
  You guys travel across. I guess it would be Vosland,
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  wouldn't it? So you guys travel through the
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  entire day and not a damn thing happens.
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  What? Yeah, well, night falls again.
• 20:43
  You guys are still travelling. Mari is obviously tired.
• 20:49
  The donkey is. Hard to tell he's a donkey, but
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  he's probably tired. I suppose this is probably not
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  the time to bring it up, but did anybody bother to pick up any
• 20:58
  rations for the pregnant lady? I don't care about that.
• 21:01
  She's eating food. No, no, I thought to eat just
• 21:03
  their own. I mean, I brought my.
• 21:04
  Carl's got 2. Food.
• 21:06
  I'm going to give her one. Oh, you you know what?
• 21:08
  You could go ahead, take it. What?
• 21:12
  What? Carl.
• 21:13
  Carl, don't think she won't eat you.
• 21:15
  She takes the ration from you, nods and whispers.
• 21:18
  Thank you is you get a good look at her too, because you're close
• 21:21
  to her at this point. You see that?
• 21:22
  Like there's something off about her in general.
• 21:25
  She she's she's a younger woman in her mid 20s.
• 21:28
  Dirty as everybody else is, and but it looks as though she was
• 21:33
  wearing real heavy mascara at one point and spent a lot of
• 21:36
  time crying. I'm going to lick my palm and
• 21:38
  then wipe it away from her face. It it smears on across her
• 21:44
  cheek. Good.
• 21:45
  It's OK curl take care of you be.
• 21:47
  Careful, lady, you don't know where his hands have been.
• 21:50
  Yeah, I'm pretty sure he was born in those clothes.
• 21:53
  Pretty nasty stuff. I sit down and I'm like, so
• 21:56
  listen, I I don't really care. But how do you feel to the lady?
• 22:02
  It feels appropriate to ask. That's why I'm asking.
• 22:06
  Tired. And cold.
• 22:08
  Right, but except everyone is tired except from that.
• 22:10
  Oh, I guess then fine. Hearing her say cold, I'm going
• 22:17
  to try to kick over a bunch of brush and stuff and then start a
• 22:21
  a campaign. And then put her in it, right?
• 22:23
  We're we're putting that thing down.
• 22:24
  What deuce? No, you son of a bitch.
• 22:27
  No. No, we got to get paid before we
• 22:30
  put her down. I mean, no.
• 22:31
  Yeah, that's right. Yeah.
• 22:32
  As you as deuce as you say that eye.
• 22:35
  Of the tiger, yeah. Josephus, you see him kind of
• 22:37
  reflexively reached to a hammer on his belt.
• 22:40
  Oh, I don't. Think you want to try that, bud.
• 22:43
  He just kind of let's go. What are you nailing exactly?
• 22:48
  Yeah, yeah. Are you already?
• 22:49
  Did it. Whoever something, well, I mean.
• 22:51
  Who wasn't her. She claims to be a virgin.
• 22:53
  I mean, yeah. OK.
• 22:54
  Are you a Carpenter? Yes.
• 22:56
  Yes, yes. OK.
• 22:58
  Yeah. I mean, well, I get, but
• 22:59
  technically, yeah. But I mean, I really don't get
• 23:02
  any work, but whatever I do get. Suck.
• 23:05
  Well, he's not very good. Yeah, he's kind.
• 23:07
  Of sound like marry the work, the work that I do get, though I
• 23:13
  rarely finish. OK.
• 23:14
  Wow. Man, you might be why I don't
• 23:16
  get much work. Maybe that why you not my dad.
• 23:19
  After a day and a half, I I after, yeah.
• 23:23
  After a day and a half I was starting to feel bad.
• 23:25
  But you really made me feel a lot better today.
• 23:27
  Thank you. I'm going to go down and.
• 23:29
  Sit down and eat. You like Patsy on the back.
• 23:31
  You're. Welcome.
• 23:35
  That was weird. So what's your story then, old
• 23:37
  man? Are you like her father or?
• 23:40
  No, I'm her husband. Wow.
• 23:42
  OK. I know, I know.
• 23:45
  I thought. I thought it too.
• 23:46
  How unfortunate for Mari. Well, she loves me.
• 23:51
  I take care of her. I'm just kind of curious now.
• 23:54
  Like what? What's this age difference here?
• 23:56
  Like 20 years. Seems a lot.
• 23:59
  It is a lot, you know. Well, he's blind.
• 24:01
  She's legal. It's fine, yeah.
• 24:02
  She's the ripe age of 18, right? I'm like it's it's the medieval
• 24:05
  times. I guess that makes sense.
• 24:07
  She's in her 20s. It's cool.
• 24:08
  So. So dude's like, what, 4045?
• 24:12
  Yeah, he sounds a lot older. You know that's old for this.
• 24:16
  You've had a lot of life. That might be old for that, but
• 24:18
  then again, some of you guys are probably like, I mean, Remit's
• 24:21
  probably like in his 100 and 20s.
• 24:23
  Damn, son, you couldn't tell. Yeah, but with this fine bone
• 24:27
  structure, you can't. Really.
• 24:29
  I know. Like Jesus.
• 24:30
  Here I think, I think he has a calcium.
• 24:32
  I'd like to think that skeletons in like Merc board are never
• 24:35
  white because white, no. No, no.
• 24:36
  They're always dirty and like. Yeah, well, I've always seen
• 24:39
  Weem it as red. Well, like, OK, that makes
• 24:41
  sense. But like.
• 24:41
  Blood red or something like soap.
• 24:43
  Yeah, yeah. Well, you think like a white
• 24:45
  bone. Exactly.
• 24:46
  Yeah, exactly. So he's.
• 24:47
  Yeah. So like the the color of dried
• 24:49
  blood on him. But like, white bones are sun
• 24:51
  bleached right? And there's no.
• 24:53
  Sun. There's no sun.
• 24:54
  So yeah, that's important. Is there anything else weird
• 24:56
  going on with old Mari? She is tired.
• 25:00
  She's just, she spends a lot of time just kind of sleeping and
• 25:03
  you know, laying around like a pregnant one.
• 25:06
  But yeah, other than that she's she's also when you felt her
• 25:09
  face, you noticed that she is like uncharacteristically cold
• 25:12
  people. People shouldn't be that cold.
• 25:14
  I'm going to share my amble firewood with her.
• 25:17
  That makes sense, considering character.
• 25:19
  Yeah, I'll snuggle up with her and throw my birth curtain
• 25:21
  around us. I.
• 25:22
  Hate that? It's not your birth curtain.
• 25:24
  We've been over this. It's a complex back story.
• 25:30
  There it is. We don't have to do it again.
• 25:32
  At least no. She thanks you again and kind of
• 25:35
  snuggles into the blanket, pulls it in.
• 25:38
  You guys are camping by the fire that Scoots made, so you guys
• 25:42
  camp. Another day dawns and give me AD
• 25:45
  20. Anybody.
• 25:46
  Let's have Nate do it. 9. OK, and again, so just a little
• 25:52
  background lore currently in the world at this time period, 6
• 25:57
  miseries have already happened. Yes.
• 26:00
  My Lord, so it's getting close. Curl don't do anything.
• 26:04
  Probably part of the reason why the Church is so.
• 26:07
  And why this shit happens like with her?
• 26:09
  Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's coming down and sure
• 26:12
  that there are people who are desperate, knowing that it's
• 26:14
  close. Have that, like, affected the
• 26:15
  world in Anyway, that's six mysterious like, what's the
• 26:17
  status of the world? OK, I was waiting for somebody
• 26:20
  to ask that 'cause I wasn't gonna explain anything unless it
• 26:21
  was asked, in which case there are curious.
• 26:24
  No, there are six players, so everybody roll the D60.
• 26:27
  Six. Holy shit.
• 26:28
  And we can determine, we can determine what they have been.
• 26:31
  This is actually dope now. Well, that's what I was thinking
• 26:34
  of. Like I'm only gonna bring it up
• 26:36
  if they ask. All right, 65. 65 it's.
• 26:38
  The 1st 165. Yeah, Yep, Gotcha 13333330.
• 26:44
  My God, why can't I find it? I got 31. 31, OK.
• 26:48
  I get a book. 11. 11 And Jake, What you get 6464 OK, the
• 26:55
  miseries that we we rolled here. Oh yeah, 65 The earth shall vain
• 27:00
  bringing black serpents forth from within the earth.
• 27:02
  That's going to cause problems. All of these snakes in this
• 27:07
  planet. This motherfucking snakes.
• 27:12
  Snakes on these. Fuck so 1/3 of all of those who
• 27:19
  build mightily stone by stone, so shall they fall stone by
• 27:22
  stone. So maybe that's why it was so
• 27:23
  easy to get out of. The wall.
• 27:25
  Yeah, the wall is gone. That's perfect.
• 27:27
  So fuck that whole sewer scene. NO33 and hunger shall come among
• 27:33
  you. You shall dig roots and pull
• 27:35
  children from the breast. The Gaunt shall put you upon the
• 27:37
  Gaunt. Just fucking look at me.
• 27:39
  I don't have any ration. It's got one ration.
• 27:41
  Oh wait boy. Not all they had in the whole
• 27:44
  this week so. Oh, that makes sense.
• 27:46
  Oh fuck. That's why.
• 27:48
  Legitimately. All these two MPCS that we
• 27:50
  picked up. This is fun.
• 27:52
  Good things together rations so. Three.
• 27:54
  One at Graventosk. The soil shall grow warm, and
• 27:58
  those who rest be made to walk. So the dead have risen in
• 28:01
  Graventosk. Now what's new?
• 28:03
  That feels pretty regular, to be honest.
• 28:07
  I've been. Saying that for years.
• 28:08
  I guess it happens in NASA at this point.
• 28:09
  I feel like I understand that a little bit, but I don't know
• 28:12
  why. Oh wow.
• 28:13
  Yeah, 11 The city shall be made hollow of those who rest in
• 28:17
  hollowness. They shall not be seen.
• 28:19
  We'll see what. Other words.
• 28:20
  Oh, I got I got you there. I like that.
• 28:24
  And 6/4 for those who walk on two legs shall be nameless as
• 28:28
  the beast of the field. We had to have the idiot so
• 28:32
  nobody knows their actual names. Shit.
• 28:35
  Here we go again. Is that?
• 28:36
  What that's supposed to sadly do?
• 28:37
  Like nobody knows their name anymore, because we had that
• 28:41
  happen. Actually, it's actually helpful
• 28:43
  when you play because I always forget names anyway, so.
• 28:45
  That's true. No.
• 28:46
  That happened on an earlier episode of Flail and everybody
• 28:48
  had to have new names, so. Yeah, we don't have any names at
• 28:51
  all. We just point.
• 28:52
  Are you? Oh, I suppose there's no these
• 28:55
  are real. Good.
• 28:57
  There's no names at all. That's good podcasting.
• 28:59
  Yeah, well. Yeah, these are our new giving
• 29:02
  names. Punts and their names and
• 29:03
  everything but. It's OK.
• 29:06
  So moving forward, keep these in mind, All right.
• 29:09
  And then also give me D6, Thomas.
• 29:11
  All right. We're going to add 1 to that.
• 29:13
  That is A1. One Dang it, really.
• 29:17
  Another day passes of travel, and another completely
• 29:20
  uneventful day. Oh my God.
• 29:23
  I'm keeping an eye on her, like whatever she was called.
• 29:25
  I can't remember her name, but like, she's progressing.
• 29:28
  Something. Paul or something.
• 29:29
  It's just getting worse. Or if it's getting.
• 29:31
  Right. She she doesn't look to be.
• 29:33
  It looks like the the blackness coming from her eyes with the
• 29:37
  the smeared mascara. The corpse paint is growing.
• 29:40
  It looks like it's kind of spreading across her face.
• 29:42
  And you see, her hands are starting to her, her veins on
• 29:46
  her flesh. She's very pale as is, but her
• 29:48
  veins are starting to be more pronounced.
• 29:51
  I'm gonna, I'm gonna walk over to now Nameless but curl.
• 29:56
  Exactly. Hey, since since you hear the
• 29:59
  one he's been up with her at night, has that thing been
• 30:01
  moving around on you? What you mean?
• 30:05
  That seemed weird. Yeah.
• 30:07
  Didn't you say she was cold? No, she says.
• 30:10
  She cold. I I just give her.
• 30:13
  I just warm her. I hear.
• 30:14
  Take care. Normal.
• 30:16
  We could say name don't like this.
• 30:22
  Be the muppet. I think that.
• 30:24
  I think that that lady's probably dead, no?
• 30:26
  She's not dead. I'm going to go over and and
• 30:29
  grab her. You haven't seen all the dead
• 30:31
  people walking around? She will be dead eventually.
• 30:34
  I mean, we all will. I mean, I mean, speak for
• 30:36
  yourself. Well, you're an exception.
• 30:40
  You've banned it. Are you dead or alive, really?
• 30:42
  If Eck allows. Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's a it's
• 30:45
  an existential thing, man, right?
• 30:47
  Grappling with for a while. The logic of skeletons in
• 30:50
  general. I really don't like hanging out
• 30:51
  with skeletons. Does she react when I grab her?
• 30:54
  She he does he as you grab her wrist, she he you'll see this
• 30:58
  like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What?
• 30:59
  Are you doing? I she doesn't react at all
• 31:01
  really. And she looks, she's looking at
• 31:03
  you and she moved. So that's the confirmation.
• 31:04
  She laughed. Move.
• 31:06
  I understand. You keep your hands on yourself.
• 31:10
  I appreciate the help and all but being a little forward.
• 31:14
  What? Yeah, he doesn't understand
• 31:17
  those kinds of things. I lay with her, keep her warm,
• 31:20
  may not do nothing. How does that make you feel?
• 31:23
  Well, I was there too, and that was.
• 31:25
  Weird. It was weird because he was like
• 31:27
  the the the cream inside the Oreo.
• 31:29
  I go hang out with everybody else.
• 31:32
  So does Josephus. Just.
• 31:36
  Walk away from. Deuce.
• 31:38
  Yeah, as a he walks over to the rest of us.
• 31:41
  I'm like, how's that conversation sounding?
• 31:43
  I mean, he was just the meat in the sandwich, you know?
• 31:45
  Like that. I bet.
• 31:49
  Trying to avoid the situation, Scoots is going to start a
• 31:51
  forest fire. Actually.
• 31:52
  I want to. Try.
• 31:53
  I want to try and see if there's anything I can shoot and kill
• 31:56
  for food. You want to shoot and kill
• 31:58
  something? Yes.
• 31:58
  All right. I mean, if we're living in a
• 32:00
  world where I ate my one ration as well, Yeah, I get that.
• 32:06
  Oh, you guys should have been prepared like me.
• 32:09
  Can I assist him in his hunting? Yes, absolutely.
• 32:13
  I'm going to be your dog. I won't.
• 32:15
  Ought to be your duck. Dog.
• 32:16
  If he's not helping, he's going to negate the bonus that way.
• 32:19
  OK. OK.
• 32:21
  So sabotage. Yeah.
• 32:26
  No, they'll give me a presence test.
• 32:27
  And since Curl is helping you on your hunt, we'll call it ADR 10.
• 32:34
  Yeah, that doesn't matter. That's a nine friend.
• 32:37
  No. Nothing.
• 32:38
  Huh. Nice.
• 32:39
  So, you know, I could because it is just a day.
• 32:42
  Just reduce. I think you could.
• 32:43
  Yeah, for sure. Gets back out again.
• 32:45
  Yeah. I mean, I'd rather not start
• 32:47
  starving. Yeah, no, I get that.
• 32:49
  I'm our. We're.
• 32:50
  All starving, terrible disadvantage.
• 32:53
  OK, so since you're using an Omen to reduce, give me AD 6. 5.
• 32:59
  Another D6 We Joseph. Two.
• 33:02
  OK You see as you guys are kind of walking through the brush of
• 33:06
  kind of it's kind of marshy around here and notice two pigs.
• 33:12
  Pigs in the field in front of Oh my God.
• 33:15
  They're kind of running around looking for something.
• 33:16
  They're just digging another pigs do oh.
• 33:18
  Carl, done this before. Now I'm going to chase one down
• 33:21
  and tackle it. You don't know how you're going
• 33:22
  to chase one down and tackle it you.
• 33:24
  Don't know how to whisper. Tackle OK, so we're going to
• 33:28
  call that agility. I'm going to.
• 33:30
  That's probably pretty tough to do because I imagine catching
• 33:32
  pigs is tough. They make.
• 33:34
  It also the ground is full of snakes.
• 33:36
  Is it still? They do, The better point.
• 33:38
  They do this at farms all the time for like, festivals of
• 33:41
  shit. OK.
• 33:41
  Since you brought up the snake thing, I feel like there needs
• 33:44
  to be something where like every time that you fail while you're
• 33:47
  out here, you get bit by a snake pretty much, and you're picking
• 33:49
  at you. And that makes sense.
• 33:51
  Damage. So we'll call it D2 damage, just
• 33:53
  to minimize the the pain of that.
• 33:54
  But also, I was in this test due for infection.
• 33:57
  Yeah, OK, Love it. Love it.
• 34:00
  So fail something, you're gonna get bit.
• 34:02
  Just straight. Fail.
• 34:03
  Just straight. Fail something.
• 34:04
  Oh, wow. It's a it's a misery.
• 34:06
  So I mean like the world. 'S not long for this world,
• 34:09
  though. Oh no.
• 34:11
  Fail something And he died. None.
• 34:13
  Of us are. Oh.
• 34:15
  There we go. Yeah, I'm just more likely to.
• 34:20
  Fall and shatter. Now true, true.
• 34:23
  So you're going to try to run. In soft snakes are soft.
• 34:26
  Snakes are soft, probably. They are, yeah.
• 34:28
  Aren't they? I've never.
• 34:29
  Done. They just bite you to death.
• 34:30
  That's not the soft part. Yeah.
• 34:31
  Anyway, you're trying to catch the pig, right?
• 34:34
  We're going to call it Agility Test Dr. 14.
• 34:37
  Oh wow, nice fail. Girl not get it?
• 34:40
  So so. You you go, you go running after
• 34:43
  one of these pigs and you don't even get close to it because you
• 34:47
  slip on this massive wriggling pile of snake and fall face
• 34:52
  first into it. Take D2 damage.
• 34:56
  Does my armor take effect in this at all?
• 34:58
  It should. It's armor should.
• 35:00
  Yeah, it's a bite. Unless I'm telling you it like
• 35:02
  bites you in the face or something, it does not matter.
• 35:06
  Nice the snake bit me in the in like the butt plate or
• 35:10
  something. It's the only part in your armor
• 35:12
  that you bought. Oh shit.
• 35:13
  Baby. Yeah, just to prevent that.
• 35:16
  In that case, I imagine the toughness test isn't necessary
• 35:17
  because it would never got into your body.
• 35:19
  So cool. What about you, Melville?
• 35:22
  I'm going to try and shoot the one that he didn't try to at the
• 35:25
  same time. Yeah, OK With your crossbow.
• 35:28
  Yes. All right, DR12, watch this.
• 35:30
  Not work. Oh, that's a 16.
• 35:34
  Nice. There you go.
• 35:35
  OK. Crap.
• 35:36
  Do I do some damage? Is that what I do?
• 35:38
  Yes, you do. Of course.
• 35:39
  I figured you knew that 4/4. You plant this this bolt from
• 35:45
  your crossbow directly into like the back of its neck.
• 35:47
  It doesn't go down and it goes down, but it doesn't stay down.
• 35:50
  You hear it squealing, as does the other one speaking out
• 35:53
  because of that exist. And then you hear.
• 35:54
  Hey. Oh shit, you.
• 35:55
  Need D4? OK, four.
• 36:00
  You see it come out of the brush with like a little thicket
• 36:03
  nearby 4 farmers, and give me four coin flips.
• 36:12
  Oh. Oh God.
• 36:13
  OK. How far away is this from camp?
• 36:16
  Not far to. You can see that.
• 36:18
  Yes, I would say so. OK, OK, I'm head out, I'm head
• 36:21
  over. There.
• 36:22
  So two twos and two ones, 2 twos and two ones.
• 36:24
  So two of them have knives, the other two have like farming
• 36:28
  implements for the sake of differentiating the two.
• 36:31
  The knife does D4 damage, obviously the farming implement,
• 36:33
  which is like a hoe or a rake. Does D4 damage?
• 36:36
  D2 damage, just to differentiate the two.
• 36:38
  Otherwise, what's the point? Yeah, right.
• 36:40
  Because it literally says 50% chance they carry a tool.
• 36:43
  That's what the coin flips are for.
• 36:44
  OK, All right. So let's roll initiative then.
• 36:49
  Hold on. I got my numbers.
• 36:50
  That is them, the farmers them. It is them.
• 36:54
  Well, wonderful. So I got to imagine, considering
• 36:58
  what these farmers saw, that every one of them is running
• 37:01
  after Melville. Yes.
• 37:04
  Well, actually, they also saw curl running after them.
• 37:06
  So I feel like we're going to send one in the mud.
• 37:08
  I'm camouflaged. That's fair.
• 37:10
  You're really small and you're laying on the ground, though.
• 37:12
  That makes a lot of sense because the squeal is what
• 37:15
  caught their attention, right. That happened after the I have a
• 37:18
  crossbow, there's an arrow. It's very clear that you're
• 37:20
  shooting their pigs. Yeah.
• 37:21
  So all four of these guys are going to come at you.
• 37:23
  Wonderful. And they get close enough to
• 37:25
  attack. So I need 4 agility tests for
• 37:29
  me. Holy, yeah.
• 37:30
  This will be great to fail. Do the one unfold, get attacked
• 37:33
  by this? And also a snake.
• 37:36
  Oh that. No, that's a fair point.
• 37:38
  No. Since that's the case, though,
• 37:40
  should we call that in combat? That doesn't.
• 37:42
  We're not for combat. Yeah, that feels way harsh.
• 37:46
  It's too brutal. OK, I like it.
• 37:50
  OK. I made that one.
• 37:51
  Good. You could stab in the neck and
• 37:53
  bit in the job. That one.
• 37:55
  Oh my God. Absolutely not.
• 37:57
  OK, you're. Going to be fine.
• 37:59
  Wait, what? Did you?
• 37:59
  What did you? Roll you.
• 38:00
  Say I'll use a -. 1. I'll use an omen for you to re
• 38:05
  roll that. Oh God, I'll jump from the mud
• 38:07
  and you're 1 omen. I have two.
• 38:10
  Wait, no. I'll throw. 1.
• 38:13
  Every time you use that omen it, it triggers every no, no, He had
• 38:16
  the power to gain an omen. Oh fuck.
• 38:18
  Oh God it. Was one omen.
• 38:21
  OK, and the special like omen rules.
• 38:24
  He's his character class. He's and Kylie.
• 38:26
  I got 4 omens, I'll use one on you if you want to.
• 38:29
  That would be wonderful. Do a reroll.
• 38:31
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 38:32
  OK. Well, on the transparency,
• 38:33
  Jake's character class and Kylie, I cannot.
• 38:37
  If I use my power this this session read, you will all hate
• 38:40
  me. He gets 1 omen and if he spends
• 38:43
  it, he can. Afterwards, he can spend the
• 38:45
  power to gain an omen back, and if he does, he rolls AD six I
• 38:50
  think. And on A1 he triggers another
• 38:52
  misery. Yeah, you can take Michael Mars
• 38:56
  for that character class, Yeah. Not a great ability to have for
• 39:00
  this one shot, no? No.
• 39:02
  So use with caution I guess. Or don't you?
• 39:05
  For the. Biscuit.
• 39:06
  You roll the fucking. 1. You rolled the one that was on
• 39:09
  that re roll, wasn't it? Yeah, that was a re roll.
• 39:12
  Yeah, that was my omen. It's all omens for a reason.
• 39:15
  Was that a spider omen? Let's deal with that one.
• 39:17
  First it was a spider. It was you spite.
• 39:19
  It was, yeah, the spiteful result.
• 39:22
  So fumble on a defense, you're going to take double damage and
• 39:24
  your armor is destroyed afterwards.
• 39:26
  And a snake. Let's just deal the damage on
• 39:27
  that one first. Isn't that armor brand new?
• 39:30
  Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah.
• 39:31
  Never been touched. It was just painful.
• 39:33
  So roll that first damage. What is it?
• 39:36
  Oh, I didn't tell you. D4 Two doubled for four.
• 39:40
  Holy fuck. So your armor still applies for
• 39:42
  this hit because it breaks after we got breaks from it.
• 39:45
  So you're taking three down? How?
• 39:46
  Much help do you have. I have one now.
• 39:49
  Oh my God. And there's still 3
• 39:52
  motherfuckers here to attack you.
• 39:54
  Yeah. Oh great.
• 39:55
  The second one hit as well. Let's call him the one of the
• 39:59
  No, no, no, the first one missed.
• 40:00
  This is the second one. The second one.
• 40:02
  Yeah. OK, so.
• 40:04
  So we have more omens, right? I mean.
• 40:05
  Yeah, there's tons. Yeah, Okay, fine.
• 40:07
  You're. Fine.
• 40:08
  Omen reduce. Omen to reduce.
• 40:10
  Yeah, okay. That one succeeds.
• 40:11
  And then you got one more and a 19.
• 40:13
  A 19. Thanks.
• 40:14
  OK, All right. So yeah, you Bob and weave
• 40:18
  around. These dudes get stabbed right in
• 40:21
  the chest. Yeah, gets it right in the liver
• 40:24
  and but curl popping up draws the attention of one of them.
• 40:28
  But that's all four of them. The pigs, because they're still
• 40:31
  round. The one with the crossbow bolt
• 40:34
  in the back of. His head.
• 40:36
  Is just kind of feebly crawling away because it seems like he's
• 40:41
  dying. The other one just runs off.
• 40:42
  All right, squealing. How's you guys?
• 40:45
  OK, I'm not. You're in the thick of it, huh?
• 40:48
  Yeah. I'm gonna let I think you.
• 40:49
  I feel like you should probably take the leap.
• 40:51
  Yeah. Wonderful.
• 40:52
  OK, so I have one power today, OK.
• 40:55
  And I'm going to use it to sticky Icky.
• 40:58
  Yeah. Try and icker this dude with the
• 41:00
  dagger. Nice.
• 41:03
  I hate when his hands does that. Yeah, just rub my hands together
• 41:06
  and get that nasty black gross shit.
• 41:09
  It's kind of funny. And then just wipe it all over
• 41:12
  this guy, OK? OK.
• 41:14
  Yeah, I'm ceremonious as fuck. Just I'm bleeding out.
• 41:18
  Icker of rot. Yep.
• 41:19
  OK. It's a DR12 attack.
• 41:22
  It's a tough well, it says that's ADR 12 attack.
• 41:24
  You could wipe your hands on an assailant's bear skin.
• 41:26
  Who must pass ADR 12? Toughness test.
• 41:28
  Or descend into frogging spasms for two times.
• 41:30
  Wonderful. OK, he made it.
• 41:32
  Now he's made the attack. OK, so he's got to fail it.
• 41:36
  And he does. Nice.
• 41:37
  OK, so yeah, you. Whatever.
• 41:40
  Works. You rub your hands together,
• 41:42
  clap the ears, and he just immediately goes down and looks
• 41:45
  like he's having a seizure. Oh.
• 41:46
  Fuck, that's the guy that stabbed you.
• 41:48
  Let's say yes, just for the sake of red revenge.
• 41:50
  Well, yeah, when he stabbed me, that's what I did.
• 41:52
  I just grabbed his face and that's perfect.
• 41:54
  And drop him to the ground and I start running in a different
• 41:57
  direction. Yeah.
• 41:58
  Running back to the camp. Yeah.
• 41:59
  OK. Wonderful.
• 42:00
  You're also woman. I'm the one that's got attention
• 42:05
  on me. I'll.
• 42:06
  I'll tackle to the ground. OK.
• 42:08
  He's the other guy with the knife.
• 42:10
  Yeah. OK.
• 42:11
  You're gonna tackle him. I don't have my sword out.
• 42:13
  Oh, you can take it. OK.
• 42:15
  All right. We'll call that a tough.
• 42:19
  We'll call it strength. Let's call it strength test.
• 42:22
  OK. Were you just gonna wrestle a
• 42:24
  pig? He.
• 42:25
  Was 18. 18. Yeah, yeah.
• 42:28
  So you you suit, you like, you like spear him.
• 42:30
  You come out of the brush this horizontal, grab him around the
• 42:34
  waving, tackle him to the ground.
• 42:36
  We'll call him grappled and unable to move.
• 42:38
  And if he on his turn, he can. We'll have you roll to see if he
• 42:42
  gets out. I'm gonna roll over on my back,
• 42:44
  so he's on top of me, your Gator rolling him.
• 42:46
  Yeah. OK.
• 42:48
  What about I? I think that was a good.
• 42:49
  Oh my God, that. Was pretty good.
• 42:51
  What about the four dudes at the camp?
• 42:54
  We were watching this happen, right?
• 42:56
  I gotta imagine the hay and the and the squeal.
• 42:58
  You. Should have.
• 43:01
  How many guys are still alive too, right?
• 43:03
  You've got one guy currently rolling around with curl, you've
• 43:05
  got one guy on the ground having a seizure, and then the other
• 43:08
  two guys all alive. The two pitchfork dude, they're
• 43:10
  all standing up. Get all alive.
• 43:12
  Yep, Yep, the two farming implement guys are standing
• 43:14
  there still. All right.
• 43:15
  I will produce my giant book that I have.
• 43:18
  Oh yeah. Oh shit.
• 43:20
  And I will and I will try to use it.
• 43:22
  I will try to use it to summon some circus from the dimension
• 43:27
  of blood because they might help us.
• 43:29
  I mean but I'll run away first plus I'm like far away from camp
• 43:34
  so that you and then I open this thing up and it has like like 5
• 43:37
  locks and everything on it. I just have to try to open it up
• 43:40
  and try to find a correct page and everything.
• 43:42
  I don't want to use the wrong page, but I yeah, I'll try and
• 43:46
  like I think one of them has to roll a just a test against the
• 43:50
  art well to try to stop me. Yes.
• 43:53
  OK. So yeah, go ahead, give me that
• 43:55
  roll then. How can they stop you exactly
• 43:58
  far away? So like, how can they?
• 43:59
  Maybe they throw a snake or something out there.
• 44:01
  Actually, he says your enemy must make a test to prevent
• 44:04
  this. I feel since you're so far away
• 44:06
  from him, that's not really. I feel like it wouldn't.
• 44:09
  You can't really fail because he can't even interact.
• 44:11
  Really. That thing can't.
• 44:12
  They're all interacting with. So his test would fail.
• 44:15
  So I mean this, I think it would automatically happen then
• 44:17
  because of that, cool, because he's kind of tied up, you know?
• 44:19
  I mean. So what happens then is I create
• 44:23
  sort of like a ritual circle. Very.
• 44:25
  This happens very fast. So it's like a ritual circle
• 44:27
  around me. And all these snakes on the
• 44:29
  ground, they die and they sort of like, they open up like you
• 44:33
  would open up a bag of candy. Oh.
• 44:36
  God. Just like like turns inside out
• 44:41
  and it sort of creates this portal, blood and out from this
• 44:45
  comes this lurch looking. You know the guy from the orc
• 44:49
  from Lord of the Rings? Oh, this dude comes up from
• 44:51
  like, the mud pit. Just.
• 44:53
  Comes up. And I'll have to roll the D6 to
• 44:56
  see if he's friendly or not. He sounds.
• 44:59
  Real familiar? And he is, yeah, good, good.
• 45:04
  I cannot control him, I imagine. So he just like comes up and he
• 45:08
  just runs screaming towards these farmers.
• 45:11
  OK. Yeah.
• 45:12
  Fuck yeah. Armed with whatever.
• 45:14
  Like, I don't know, you decide. But he yeah, he's fucking blood
• 45:17
  and gourd. Just gross.
• 45:20
  Well, that was really fucked up and you'll see if you stand
• 45:22
  there watching it like. That never works.
• 45:26
  He's taking a piss on a tree next to him.
• 45:29
  Yeah, he's just standing like, oh God, what's going down here?
• 45:31
  Oh, OK, What about the rest of? The I think these have the same
• 45:33
  stats as the Berserker's. There's like 13 HP and whole
• 45:36
  random. OK, they're big.
• 45:39
  After the battle, they returned to their imprisonment, OK.
• 45:42
  Yeah. He was.
• 45:43
  Fucking shack in. Oh wow.
• 45:45
  No. It says if they failed that they
• 45:47
  would turn on you attempting to kill you and destroy the book.
• 45:50
  Yeah, OK, so they would come. So.
• 45:52
  That was, yeah, that could have happened.
• 45:54
  But it didn't. It'd come straight for Hatchet.
• 45:55
  That's amazing. OK, what about Scoots, Scoots
• 45:59
  and Weemen? Scoots is gonna run over to the
• 46:03
  guy that's fighting with Curl. And since Curl flipped him up so
• 46:08
  the guy's on top, Scoots is going to try to Superman punch
• 46:10
  this guy right in the back of the head.
• 46:12
  Oh, fun. OK, give me a strike.
• 46:14
  Hopefully catch him on fire. So that's a 12 on the die plus
• 46:20
  one. So that's a 13 to hit.
• 46:23
  That's AD 4 + 2 for unarmed. Damn.
• 46:27
  Son. It's a four on the die, so
• 46:30
  that's six damage. Damn.
• 46:32
  Fuck. And what in sixth chance of him
• 46:35
  catching on fire? Just tell me about it.
• 46:37
  Instead, tell me about it. So as I come up and run, I'm
• 46:42
  just going to do the Superman punch and I'm going to catch him
• 46:44
  in the back of the head and just punch right through and then
• 46:49
  have the fist come out through his mouth and then like over
• 46:54
  Curl's head and I'm going to wave.
• 46:57
  It's like, right his face. Yeah, like, right.
• 46:59
  His face. I'm going to throw that.
• 47:01
  It's like something you draw on a skateboard.
• 47:03
  Lovely, yeah. I understand.
• 47:05
  For real. Or.
• 47:06
  Or a flail of the face T-shirt? Oh, hell yeah, Let's do it.
• 47:09
  Yeah. You said you're going to high
• 47:11
  five them. Jake, I retract that statement.
• 47:13
  Why? Because.
• 47:14
  I saw the fire. Yeah, the fire you go.
• 47:16
  I go to high five them and then pull back my hand real quick.
• 47:19
  It's like. Pretty rare.
• 47:21
  I understand. Weemut and Deuce, I'm going to
• 47:24
  knock knees. With Knock them What?
• 47:27
  Does that mean like a knock? What, with your knees?
• 47:30
  Gotcha. We can bump elbows dapping.
• 47:32
  Carol. Can't reach.
• 47:34
  Do the kitchen dabs? No.
• 47:35
  That's fair. OK.
• 47:36
  So we go ahead. Yeah, we would seen Mel running
• 47:41
  back towards the I will step aside to let him run past and
• 47:45
  try to take a jab with my knife at the farmer that's chasing him
• 47:51
  down. OK, gotcha.
• 47:52
  So. These.
• 47:53
  Guys work together better than the other group.
• 47:56
  Right. Yeah, it's true.
• 47:59
  And I still miss. So OK, I just like, as I like
• 48:03
  Jab Adam Farmer just kind of sidesteps.
• 48:06
  Yeah, sidesteps. And you see that he's as you as
• 48:09
  he's he sidestep because he saw it coming and he's he's bringing
• 48:12
  that pitchfork. He's that guy with the
• 48:14
  pitchfork. I guess he's bringing it down
• 48:16
  like he's going to just put it under the chin.
• 48:17
  That's what he's attempting to do, but.
• 48:20
  Deuce is going to run in and do a bite attack on one of these
• 48:24
  chaps. Do you just you're not going to
• 48:26
  silently didn't talk about the fact that you have a?
• 48:28
  Wolf face today. Yeah, you're a werewolf.
• 48:30
  Dude, when I gave him my description, he's all wolf all
• 48:33
  the time. All wolf, all the time.
• 48:35
  Right now. Oh yeah, you're the mendacious
• 48:38
  lycanthrope, which is a class we made ages ago, and he lies about
• 48:44
  being a werewolf, pretty much. Oh yeah, that's.
• 48:46
  Right. That's why he's mendacious.
• 48:47
  Yeah. So in other words, he's like
• 48:49
  full wolf. And he's like, Nah, bro.
• 48:53
  Just. Hairy Can you rub this oil on
• 48:55
  me? I.
• 48:55
  Forgot to shave? It's like Teen Wolf with Michael
• 48:57
  J. Fox, but he's not hiding it and
• 48:59
  he's lying about it. Actually, yeah, considering how
• 49:03
  he dresses. I can see him in a varsity
• 49:05
  jacket. Oh my God.
• 49:06
  Gross. Denim shorts.
• 49:08
  Denim shorts. Yeah, denim shorts.
• 49:10
  So I'm going to do a bite attack on one of the farmers, whatever
• 49:13
  one's not occupied. Oh.
• 49:14
  That'd be the other one, cause one's with curl, one's foeman.
• 49:17
  Oh, did. You get a 2A2.
• 49:20
  Wow, I'm gonna use an omen. Yeah, do that live like
• 49:26
  checking. What is it?
• 49:27
  Toughness. Strength.
• 49:31
  Checking it's. Gonna check, Yeah, it's like the
• 49:34
  five plus whatever you have is not gonna.
• 49:36
  Say that was 5, that was an 8. Oh, it was an 8.
• 49:38
  Oh, I can't read. I can't read numbers.
• 49:39
  Just kidding, I can't see it. Yeah, that's only a nine, so OK.
• 49:43
  Cool, I. Don't do anything.
• 49:45
  Do. You want to owe him into oh,
• 49:46
  that's yours. Your reroll.
• 49:47
  Never mind. Yeah, OK, so yeah, you go and
• 49:50
  you try to bite this dude and the farmer looks at you kind of.
• 49:53
  Hey, he ducks. He, like, moves out of the way,
• 49:55
  but as he does, he's like, the fuck.
• 49:57
  Get back over here, Let me bite you.
• 49:58
  And I guess he's the one with the rake, so he's gonna attempt
• 50:02
  to bat you with it, but that's another round of initiative.
• 50:06
  So, Johann, why don't you give me?
• 50:09
  All right. That's a piece and we go first.
• 50:13
  All right. Good deal.
• 50:14
  Yeah. That bite again, Yeah.
• 50:15
  I'm going to try to bite him. Yeah, go for it.
• 50:20
  OK, yeah, I do it. Yeah, I do it.
• 50:22
  D8 Damn. Is there a wolf?
• 50:24
  Sheet. Yeah.
• 50:24
  Is he like a full on snout? Like a Like a yeah.
• 50:26
  OK. So you're an actual wolf?
• 50:28
  Yeah, so my mouth grows massive, I have razor sharp teeth and I
• 50:32
  feel hunger. My, what big teeth you have.
• 50:34
  Yes. So it's AD 8 for bite.
• 50:38
  That's a that's I know. Come on.
• 50:41
  I saw it first. Oh.
• 50:44
  One damage, one damage. Thankful I.
• 50:47
  And then? I omen Max damage.
• 50:49
  You're going to omen Max damage and there's D10 damage, right?
• 50:52
  D8D8 OK, then tell me about it. Oh, I I just.
• 50:55
  Rip his throat out. Oh fuck.
• 50:57
  Wonderful. And then I swallow it.
• 50:59
  Why nice? Why not?
• 51:01
  He's hungry. Got it.
• 51:02
  He gives Ration a lot of protein.
• 51:03
  That's just one Ration. Yeah, actually, that makes a lot
• 51:05
  of sense. However, give me a toughness.
• 51:07
  A toughness test? Oh no, they're fucking infected.
• 51:11
  We don't know. Maybe.
• 51:12
  Full of snakes. Yeah, it's a snake That makes a
• 51:16
  lot of sense. What's the snake farmers?
• 51:18
  God damn it, Snake. What's an 8 give me?
• 51:21
  An 8 gives you a fail that you're infected.
• 51:24
  No, no, Somebody omen. For him, No, it's.
• 51:27
  OK. No.
• 51:28
  I have 3 omens but I'll. You're fucking insane, Yeah.
• 51:31
  You feel like as you swallow that you just don't make turns.
• 51:34
  I don't feel so good now. Yeah.
• 51:36
  Oh, no, that. Didn't taste good at all.
• 51:38
  You feel a fever? Take over immediately.
• 51:40
  Anyone else got the meat sweats? Fucking hell.
• 51:48
  OK, so that's the rest of these then.
• 51:49
  What are you guys doing as a SIT Rep?
• 51:52
  Nate, you just dropped that one guy.
• 51:53
  He's still got another round after this one.
• 51:55
  Yeah, to be foaming. The other guy who's still alive
• 51:58
  is currently about to attack Wima with a pitchfork.
• 52:03
  Actually, I think this is the last round for him because he
• 52:05
  didn't act. Oh, I doubt it'll be.
• 52:07
  I'm sure it'll be the last round for him, period.
• 52:09
  So that's what's going on. There's only two guys left.
• 52:14
  I'll just take a. I'm just.
• 52:15
  I'll just do no you're. I'm just going to take a shot
• 52:18
  quick and keep running. OK Just look back and yeah try
• 52:23
  to shoot. Which one?
• 52:24
  The one laying on the ground or the one that's going to attack
• 52:25
  week? The one that's going to attack
• 52:27
  Wheeler. Gotcha.
• 52:27
  While he's doing that, I'm going to strangle the one that's
• 52:30
  laying on the ground. Fun.
• 52:33
  It hits for four damage. OK That's.
• 52:37
  You put that crossbow bolt right into his throat and he.
• 52:40
  Yeah. And he like, stops a throat
• 52:41
  action today. A lot of throat action.
• 52:43
  Yeah. So he's he's in this mid swing
• 52:48
  and as soon as I hit somebody, like knocks him off his feet a
• 52:50
  little bit, he stumbles. But you see he's bleeding from
• 52:52
  the throat, from this crossbow bolt.
• 52:54
  He's not dead. He probably wishes he was.
• 52:57
  Yeah, just keep running. And I was like.
• 52:58
  Oh God, who's this beefcake and run past?
• 53:02
  Yeah, that dude. Just about to wonder, like, what
• 53:05
  that dude is going to do. Yeah.
• 53:07
  He's, yeah, he's running at the guy who just got the crossbow, I
• 53:10
  imagine, like. I'm not sure that he is like he
• 53:13
  sees them all as friends of me. I just think he like he wasn't
• 53:17
  attacking me, but maybe he doesn't like discriminate
• 53:19
  between. I like that all.
• 53:21
  His targets. I like that a lot.
• 53:22
  Yeah, he's just running around. You're just screaming.
• 53:27
  Actually, that being the case and I think all the way, oh,
• 53:29
  never mind. I mean, it was a good idea when
• 53:32
  there were more farmers than it was PC.
• 53:34
  Now, yeah. That's fair.
• 53:38
  It shouldn't matter. Like his perception of enemies.
• 53:41
  I mean, he is sort of like blood.
• 53:42
  LinkedIn A. When are you summoned him from a
• 53:44
  void or from another dimension? He sounds like a prick.
• 53:47
  So it's. Yeah, honestly, my character
• 53:50
  doesn't know either how this works.
• 53:51
  OK, fair. That's fair.
• 53:53
  So I would just strangle this man.
• 53:54
  I have an idea. Oh.
• 53:56
  Boy are. You gonna strangle a man on the
• 53:57
  ground? Yes.
• 53:58
  OK, I considering that he is having a seizure, it's not hard
• 54:01
  to do. I fucked up.
• 54:03
  But you can fail. So let's call it ADR 8 'cause
• 54:06
  it's pretty fucking easy. Do you roll?
• 54:09
  The three I got to load. He has very small hands.
• 54:14
  Yeah, that's fair. He's covered in mud.
• 54:17
  Also, Gollum hands are so used to strangling though.
• 54:21
  Well, I'm covered in mud. He's got this weird shit all
• 54:24
  over him. It's just a slippery situation.
• 54:27
  What about? Sorry, curl don't have this
• 54:29
  problem before. I'd like to think now at this
• 54:32
  point that the Berserker dude continuing that run like as he
• 54:36
  saw Melville, like run past him. He, like, almost like you saw
• 54:39
  him like take an odd step as if he was about to attack Melville
• 54:42
  and. He's like, Oh yeah.
• 54:43
  And then that's like he wasn't sure what he's doing.
• 54:45
  And then he just runs up and clotheslines this fucking
• 54:48
  pitchfork farmer. There's a full clothesline bolt
• 54:51
  in his neck. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 54:53
  And it just. And it just takes that guy off
• 54:55
  his feet and just floors him. It's like it's like the the
• 54:58
  Predator comes running you. Know.
• 55:00
  Yeah, yeah. That's size.
• 55:02
  Yep, exactly. Just a knock down.
• 55:04
  No. Did homage.
• 55:05
  No, it it took him down and you see like you can his eyes just
• 55:08
  roll back in his head and he's just lifeless.
• 55:10
  And the guy in the berserker just roars, screams he's crazy
• 55:17
  and what? So there's just the one guy
• 55:19
  laying on the ground getting bundled by strangled, strangled.
• 55:24
  It's just a warm up, all right. I'd like to go over to the one
• 55:29
  that's on the ground that curl was trying to strangle, and I
• 55:32
  would like to take my flaming hands and put it over his eyes
• 55:34
  and his mouth and just try to sear his.
• 55:37
  Face shut. Up.
• 55:38
  That's brutal. I choke him.
• 55:40
  You You suffocate. So what is the damage of your
• 55:43
  flames? Isn't it D6?
• 55:44
  D 4 + 2. D4 plus two.
• 55:47
  OK, that's D6. Yeah, for unarmed attacks.
• 55:49
  OK, OK, I got you. So tell me about it, 'cause
• 55:53
  there's no way you're not gonna. I'm just gonna hold one hand
• 55:56
  over his eyes and the other hand over his nose and mouth and just
• 55:59
  push him into the mud while searing every opening that I
• 56:03
  possibly can Closed. Oh my God, he.
• 56:06
  Just suffocates. You're melting his face.
• 56:08
  Hand shaped burnt hole down to the skull pretty much.
• 56:11
  Oh, bad ass. So that's that's combat.
• 56:15
  You see then that this berserker, as he's just
• 56:18
  screaming and it's kind of the only thing left happening, is
• 56:21
  this guy just belting into the air And you see him like he's
• 56:25
  kind of like a bloody mess, to the point where it looks like
• 56:27
  he's almost pure blood and you just see him kind of melt as you
• 56:30
  scream. He kind of melts into nothing.
• 56:33
  Oh, thank. God, somebody grabbed that
• 56:35
  fucking pig. Oh, I'll chase down that pig
• 56:37
  again. The one with the with the arrow
• 56:38
  in its neck. Yeah, it's got to be real easy
• 56:40
  this time. Yeah, It's just laying there
• 56:41
  dead that out conveniently. I'll grab it by the hoof and
• 56:46
  pull it back to the to the base. OK.
• 56:49
  Looks like meats back on the menu, boys.
• 56:51
  That was perfect. That's five rations right there
• 56:58
  for that page. Wonderful.
• 56:58
  Nice. Yeah.
• 56:59
  Nice. Beautiful.
• 57:00
  That's a great time for a break, coming soon to Kickstarter.
• 57:21
  An ancient forest, an ensemble of lost souls.
• 57:26
  A spiteful curse. This place has been desecrated.
• 57:34
  10 new classes, even more cursed relics.
• 57:38
  A forest had straw hordes of withered creatures and much.
• 57:43
  More. Welcome back to Flail of the
• 58:01
  Faith. I hate that.
• 58:04
  No, there was a thing where I'm realized I scream every episode.
• 58:07
  That's the bit. Is it?
• 58:09
  Oh, I thought, I thought for this Christmas special, It'll be
• 58:11
  funny if I didn't. That's what I'm saying.
• 58:13
  That's my bit. So you guys, after fighting
• 58:19
  those farmers stealing their pig?
• 58:21
  No, we saved the pigs from the weird pig gropers.
• 58:25
  And then we killed it and ate it.
• 58:26
  Yeah, that's. New.
• 58:28
  What does sailing mean? The one pig still got away.
• 58:31
  It's fine. Sailing.
• 58:32
  Yeah, of course. You guys camp through the night
• 58:34
  again. Next morning you pack up, camp,
• 58:37
  continue on. Give me AD 20.
• 58:40
  I'll do it. Woo.
• 58:43
  You said that I was worried. Yeah, me too.
• 58:45
  All right. And then we'll go.
• 58:46
  Kevin, give me AD six. We're adding six Reading 3 to
• 58:49
  this. Oh.
• 58:50
  Boy, it's a one. OK Oh.
• 58:52
  OK, well that's good. Oh, this is fun.
• 58:54
  I'm actually stoked you rolled that.
• 58:55
  I like playing games. Me too.
• 58:57
  Games, too. Games and dice are fun.
• 58:59
  I just rolled for weather. If you don't mind, it was a
• 59:01
  cloudburst. Oh, wonderful.
• 59:03
  Oh, OK. So yeah, that might actually
• 59:05
  work out really well with what's happening then, because the
• 59:06
  cloudburst is like that. Really quick storms, isn't it?
• 59:09
  Really short quick storm I. Don't know it's your language.
• 59:12
  Up there, I think it's what it is.
• 59:13
  I think microburst is what I'm thinking of.
• 59:16
  I I'd like to think that that's a fairpoint.
• 59:18
  That's a fairpoint. It's just a cool world word at
• 59:21
  the end of their bike. So.
• 59:22
  It is pretty good, no? I think a cloudburst is like
• 59:25
  when like like there's just a massive deluge of rain all of a
• 59:29
  sudden and it. Doesn't have very heavy
• 59:30
  rainfall. Yeah, exactly.
• 59:31
  OK, Yeah. OK.
• 59:32
  Like someone pours a bucket of water on top of you.
• 59:34
  Oh, that's amazing. So you guys, you're travelling,
• 59:38
  hours pass and then you start hearing something in the
• 59:41
  distance, you start hearing this, this is really rhythmic
• 59:48
  and it just continues, it continues.
• 59:50
  And as you go, as you carry on for another hour of this and
• 59:53
  it's, you still hear it and it's kind of growing louder and
• 59:56
  louder. And suddenly you see on like you
• 1:00:00
  guys are kind of walking through like little hills and valleys
• 1:00:02
  across Bossland. And on the precipice of one of
• 1:00:06
  these hills you see silhouette of the very short man.
• 1:00:11
  Carrying a marching snare, marching drum and he's just
• 1:00:14
  sitting there blasting away just by himself, yeah, by himself.
• 1:00:19
  And as as as this happens, rains are pouring down around you
• 1:00:23
  guys. Ah, could you could you stop?
• 1:00:27
  He just continues. He's just standing there ahead
• 1:00:29
  of you. Continue.
• 1:00:30
  What a prick. Just leave him, Vader.
• 1:00:33
  We have no use of him. What has?
• 1:00:35
  Has he been following us, by the way?
• 1:00:37
  I've been hearing this for a long time.
• 1:00:39
  The rain part is the one that I give a shit about, to be honest.
• 1:00:43
  Yeah, you can barely hear the drumming probably, but you can,
• 1:00:45
  and it's kind of like matching the the rain in a.
• 1:00:48
  Way. Oh yeah.
• 1:00:49
  Yeah. Enhancing that.
• 1:00:50
  I'm kind. Of concerned too, with my hands
• 1:00:53
  at all. I think, considering that your
• 1:00:55
  hands are very magically lit in a way I.
• 1:01:00
  Actually, just Steam, basically, yeah.
• 1:01:02
  Steam. I'd like to think that like it's
• 1:01:04
  it's new because it's such heavy rain.
• 1:01:06
  It's probably nearly putting them out but they're just kind
• 1:01:08
  of still smoldering and as like it's.
• 1:01:11
  Any. Reprieve from that, from that
• 1:01:12
  rain is probably feels good putting them back.
• 1:01:14
  Yeah, it probably does kind of feel good.
• 1:01:16
  Probably soothing. You know what I'm going to do to
• 1:01:19
  enjoy it. Wait, how?
• 1:01:21
  Far are we here. Tell this man to fuck off.
• 1:01:23
  No. That's that's a great, that's
• 1:01:26
  funny, but we're not too far away from this dude.
• 1:01:30
  No. OK, I'm going to walk up to this
• 1:01:31
  dude. And while I'm walking up, I'm.
• 1:01:33
  Just going to start rubbing my hands together, Oh no.
• 1:01:36
  And I'm just going to slap. This motherfucker in the face.
• 1:01:39
  OK, as you walk up to him though?
• 1:01:41
  Yeah, well, I don't want to be rained on for the next fucking
• 1:01:45
  half an hour you as you're walking up to this guy.
• 1:01:48
  The rain suddenly stops as quickly as it began and he
• 1:01:52
  continues blasting, though as you're walking up, you need for
• 1:01:54
  the test year 14. Wonderful.
• 1:01:57
  This is a bad idea. Natural one?
• 1:01:59
  Natural one? Oh no.
• 1:02:01
  No. Is that standing?
• 1:02:03
  That's standing? Yeah.
• 1:02:04
  Why not? OK, that was the shit.
• 1:02:06
  All right, so you are. Give me AD 4.
• 1:02:08
  Yeah, I get the book ready. 4. Four.
• 1:02:11
  OK, so you are so fucking impressed by how fast he's
• 1:02:15
  blasting that you are like entranced.
• 1:02:19
  I'm like mid swing, yeah, And as you're standing there too, you
• 1:02:22
  feel around your ankle a bite because you feel that fucking
• 1:02:28
  role. Give me a D2 for the damage.
• 1:02:31
  It makes so much sense. Holy shit.
• 1:02:35
  Oh, please be a 2. Oh my God, it's 20 That took you
• 1:02:38
  down, didn't it? To 0 to 0.
• 1:02:39
  You're broken. Isn't it?
• 1:02:41
  Isn't it a new day? Don't you heal?
• 1:02:42
  I I healed because I ate. I healed the One.
• 1:02:45
  Do that. In retrospect, you healed 10.
• 1:02:46
  You did. Oh, you already did it.
• 1:02:47
  OK, Wonderful. All right.
• 1:02:48
  So. We just continue walking,
• 1:02:49
  honestly. Never interact with things D4.
• 1:02:56
  It's a three. You have a hemorrhage.
• 1:02:58
  You will die in D2 hours unless treated.
• 1:03:01
  Can't do that. Anything about that?
• 1:03:04
  Well, no, that's the thing. Actually, Yeah.
• 1:03:05
  There's no way to treat you with what you.
• 1:03:07
  I mean, you probably could think of something, but that's on you.
• 1:03:10
  So give me the D2. Oh, my God.
• 1:03:12
  Oh, my God. Funny one.
• 1:03:14
  OK, so you have one hour. It says an hour.
• 1:03:16
  All tests are Dr. 16 for the first hour and 18 for the last
• 1:03:20
  hour. There is no.
• 1:03:21
  Well, the first hour hour is the last hour for you, so I'm just
• 1:03:24
  going to call it the Dr. 18 to make it worse.
• 1:03:26
  OK, so hold on now. The drumming snare.
• 1:03:30
  Does it look like there's enough?
• 1:03:32
  The drum snare? I want to take that drum and rip
• 1:03:35
  the skin thing off the skin. You're going to approach him and
• 1:03:38
  do that and try to use him to use it on fucking Melville?
• 1:03:43
  I suppose. Him.
• 1:03:43
  I suppose you saw him drop the only person who would care.
• 1:03:47
  Okay. So Curl, you walk up.
• 1:03:49
  Give me that presence test. You walk up still, yeah.
• 1:03:53
  Right. Yeah, it's fair.
• 1:03:55
  I mean, you should. Some people never learn.
• 1:03:59
  You say a 14. Yeah, DR14.
• 1:04:01
  Presence test. What'd you get?
• 1:04:03
  But I God, I will. I will use an omen.
• 1:04:05
  My only omen. You're going to use your only
• 1:04:07
  omen. I'll use my only omen. 3 roll.
• 1:04:09
  Remember? You had zero in there.
• 1:04:10
  Oh, OK, That succeeded. So you were impressed for a
• 1:04:13
  second. And then you're like, Nah, I see
• 1:04:15
  better blasting and other black little hands.
• 1:04:17
  And I grabbed that drum and I ripped in front of his hands.
• 1:04:20
  OK, so give me then a strength test.
• 1:04:22
  Oh my God. Oh, natural.
• 1:04:25
  One natural one, so nobody uses a note, but as soon as you touch
• 1:04:32
  his drum, as soon as finger makes contact with it, he like
• 1:04:35
  blasts you in the face with that drumstick twice.
• 1:04:40
  I figured this guy attacks twice because he blasts so fast,
• 1:04:42
  right? Fast.
• 1:04:46
  So he's going to attack you for doing that since since since you
• 1:04:50
  rolled, you fumbled that, we're going to consider that first one
• 1:04:54
  to automatically hit. So that's going to be D4 damage,
• 1:04:57
  and then I'll have you roll the agility for the second I.
• 1:04:59
  Hate you what? Was the best case scenario here.
• 1:05:03
  There actually is. There isn't.
• 1:05:05
  There isn't. No, I mean, like, what was the
• 1:05:07
  purpose of going up and slapping this case?
• 1:05:11
  From my perception, from my perception, it was his bullshit
• 1:05:15
  that started the rain and that was a.
• 1:05:18
  Slight to me. That makes.
• 1:05:20
  Sense I'm not going to get rained on this motherfucker
• 1:05:23
  stand. You thought he like, brave you?
• 1:05:25
  No. I negated.
• 1:05:27
  I'm sold. Yeah, I'm with you on this one.
• 1:05:29
  Awesome. Thank you Okay.
• 1:05:31
  Then give me the agility test for the second slap.
• 1:05:35
  No. I got a two on the dice okay so
• 1:05:38
  take D4 damage. Fuck you, I'll.
• 1:05:40
  Spend an omen. No, don't do it.
• 1:05:43
  No. No, he deserves.
• 1:05:44
  This. I spite it.
• 1:05:45
  When you're open, I took two damage.
• 1:05:48
  You took two damage. OK, I'm at 5.
• 1:05:49
  You're at 5 now. Oh God.
• 1:05:51
  OK all. Right.
• 1:05:52
  He started with tons of health. No, I I took it down a lot.
• 1:05:55
  No, I know that. But like curl did anyway.
• 1:05:58
  Oh, yeah. Well, yeah.
• 1:05:59
  Yeah. 7. That's a lot.
• 1:06:01
  OK, So what are you guys doing there?
• 1:06:03
  Melville fell girl is getting slapped by this.
• 1:06:07
  I'm bleeding out. You're bleeding out right next
• 1:06:09
  to this dude. You're hemorrhaging.
• 1:06:10
  I I go over and start like dragging Melville to like bring
• 1:06:14
  them over and just drape them over the donkey.
• 1:06:16
  Oh God. And I like.
• 1:06:17
  Just put some dirt, can you? Stop fucking with that guy over
• 1:06:20
  there. We got to keep going, OK?
• 1:06:22
  Fine. I just want to stop.
• 1:06:24
  Maybe we fix Mel. You're dying.
• 1:06:26
  Meanwhile, this dude is still blasting and like the look on
• 1:06:29
  his face through the whole thing.
• 1:06:31
  Is this no expression like And what I wrote was uncaring,
• 1:06:34
  endlessly staring. This creepy little man just
• 1:06:36
  wants to blast and ceaselessly does you just sitting there.
• 1:06:42
  I got him. Clay.
• 1:06:43
  You got a picture for him and everything.
• 1:06:45
  Can I cauterize Melville's wounds?
• 1:06:46
  Oh fuck. Hey, that makes sense to me.
• 1:06:48
  How much? How much do I get?
• 1:06:50
  Stuffed. Well, OK.
• 1:06:51
  So it says, unless treated right now, ideally you'd think like a
• 1:06:54
  medicine box or something like that.
• 1:06:56
  But I don't think that cauterizing A wound is going to.
• 1:06:58
  I mean, I think that cauterizing the wound is going to prevent
• 1:07:00
  you from hemorrhaging for sure. Yeah.
• 1:07:01
  So the hemorrhaging is what's killing you and he stops it.
• 1:07:03
  Then they ask, that would prevent that.
• 1:07:05
  I would say, yes, this is a good boring.
• 1:07:09
  But let's have you make a let's have to make a presence test for
• 1:07:14
  that only because I feel like it's not strength based, it's
• 1:07:16
  not agility based and it's not toughness based.
• 1:07:18
  Do you need help with that? Because I do have a scroll that
• 1:07:20
  could help you. I have grace for a Sinner that
• 1:07:23
  will add AD 6 two year old. Oh my gosh.
• 1:07:27
  I I will have to roll up. Yes, please roll up presents to
• 1:07:30
  use it, though, and it might kill me.
• 1:07:32
  Yes, let's. Do it?
• 1:07:33
  Yeah, let's do it. All right.
• 1:07:36
  OK. I will put this scroll and I
• 1:07:38
  will roll on it. And I roll 15, so you actually
• 1:07:41
  get a plus D6. That one Hell.
• 1:07:43
  Yeah, yeah. OK.
• 1:07:45
  Yeah, and I'll see how many powers I.
• 1:07:47
  Love. And then I'm going to roll.
• 1:07:49
  I rolled A6. Roll.
• 1:07:52
  Roll AD six. Oh no, that is a six.
• 1:07:56
  So that's 12 and I have. 2. Impressions that's. 14 Oh man,
• 1:08:01
  that that was that was used to full effect.
• 1:08:04
  Teamwork basically work. Absolutely.
• 1:08:07
  All right. So, yeah, you cauterized
• 1:08:08
  Melville's ankle wound. Where you got that?
• 1:08:13
  And big snake. OK.
• 1:08:14
  How do you, how does HP work in this situation?
• 1:08:16
  You. I think you got one then, right?
• 1:08:19
  You just stabilized. I think you're just going to put
• 1:08:21
  you at 1:00. Wonderful.
• 1:08:23
  That makes you alive? Or wait, are you still at zero
• 1:08:26
  then and you're just, like, stable?
• 1:08:28
  But I don't even know like this is mostly or something.
• 1:08:31
  We'll give you one just so that you're not, like, unconscious.
• 1:08:33
  Yeah. And you have to just silently
• 1:08:35
  snot. One if it's all you need, yeah.
• 1:08:37
  We need to find. Food.
• 1:08:39
  You have food? Oh, you ate it all.
• 1:08:41
  I got to imagine that whole pig was eaten last night.
• 1:08:43
  Yes. You know I I have 6 rations I'll
• 1:08:45
  share with you. What the fuck?
• 1:08:48
  I mean three rations as well. I mean, no one's got food but
• 1:08:52
  you? No one asked me.
• 1:08:54
  I just eat every other day, honestly.
• 1:08:57
  Dude, you're a big old bodybuilder.
• 1:08:58
  I got to imagine you take two rations per day.
• 1:09:01
  You're saying it's not on this adventure?
• 1:09:03
  He's, he's, he's swimming down. It's cut week.
• 1:09:06
  Yeah, it's cut. I'm trying to cut this week.
• 1:09:12
  That's a real thing. Yeah, I know.
• 1:09:14
  Have a free. Russian.
• 1:09:15
  Guy going. Right, I'm not sharing.
• 1:09:20
  I guess we move on from this fucking drummer boy.
• 1:09:23
  Can we ask him to join like I'm trying to communicate with him?
• 1:09:26
  Oh God. Hello there.
• 1:09:27
  Sorry, can you hear me? He nods.
• 1:09:31
  He continues laughing, but he silently nods.
• 1:09:33
  You see, the lady over there not points to whatever her name is
• 1:09:36
  anymore. Who?
• 1:09:37
  Gets shit right, Yeah. She she carries the child of of
• 1:09:43
  of necrobel. He nods, baby, He nods.
• 1:09:45
  Big. Yeah, yes, yes, yes.
• 1:09:47
  And we need your help to bring the drum to Galgenbeck.
• 1:09:50
  He nods. Just come.
• 1:09:52
  Come. He will join.
• 1:09:54
  He follows Awesome. Here we go.
• 1:09:58
  I'm trying to like, observe his drive.
• 1:09:59
  He's not a regular drum. Or is there any like you?
• 1:10:02
  Know it looks like a. Glitz or you?
• 1:10:04
  Know no. It looks like a regular drum.
• 1:10:05
  You do notice, like, on the side of this snare because it's a
• 1:10:08
  tall marching snare. Like the rims around the heads
• 1:10:10
  are pulled tight with some kind of cord, likely some kind of
• 1:10:13
  gut. Sydney.
• 1:10:15
  Yeah exactly. And you see like as a relief
• 1:10:18
  around this thing there's like a a thin metal plate around like
• 1:10:22
  the the the barrel of the drum and you see the it's got the
• 1:10:25
  Crest of of the two headed vasilisk on it.
• 1:10:28
  OK, maybe this is our key to the church.
• 1:10:30
  Who knows? He might be useful.
• 1:10:32
  Since it's the next day, do I have to roll anything from my
• 1:10:34
  infection or I just can't heal? I just can't heal?
• 1:10:37
  Yeah, I. Just don't heal.
• 1:10:38
  Cool. Oh, also OK, I'm I'm curious
• 1:10:41
  about this. This isn't AD 6 damage each day
• 1:10:43
  though. Infection, no healing when
• 1:10:45
  resting. D6 Damage each day.
• 1:10:47
  Oh. Shit.
• 1:10:47
  Did you take that? Oh, shit.
• 1:10:48
  I think you got to take that. So roll D6 then.
• 1:10:51
  Oh, no. Yeah.
• 1:10:52
  Oh shit. Can I use an omen to reduce
• 1:10:57
  that? Why not I'm?
• 1:11:00
  Going to do that, I'm going to do that.
• 1:11:03
  Yeah, fair enough. Go ahead.
• 1:11:05
  OK, good. So.
• 1:11:05
  You take one then. Yes.
• 1:11:06
  All right, reduce. That's fair.
• 1:11:09
  I didn't know. It's the Dr. of the thing that's
• 1:11:10
  reduced by 4. That's not ADR.
• 1:11:12
  You could take minimum that much.
• 1:11:13
  Yeah. Minimum.
• 1:11:15
  There we go. OK, that makes a lot of sense.
• 1:11:16
  I kind of got a little headache. It's very.
• 1:11:19
  Weird. Got a sore throat.
• 1:11:21
  So you continue on. He follows with you.
• 1:11:24
  It's getting a little aggravating.
• 1:11:26
  I got to imagine you can't listen to black metal all day.
• 1:11:28
  Do you do it through the night? Yes, actually, as you guys are
• 1:11:32
  getting down to camp, he doesn't stop.
• 1:11:33
  I want to die. Yeah.
• 1:11:35
  And as you guys try to sleep, he doesn't stop.
• 1:11:41
  Give it. Try to like, grab the drum from
• 1:11:43
  him. What happens then?
• 1:11:44
  How does he react? Are you going to try to?
• 1:11:49
  No, no, I'm, I'm just hypothetically.
• 1:11:51
  OK. Well, you're not going to know
• 1:11:52
  hypothetically. Well, to give you something that
• 1:11:55
  happened already when? When HP I'm not touching.
• 1:11:58
  It. No, it's there.
• 1:11:59
  When Curl tried to grab it, he got slapped.
• 1:12:01
  So that's to tell you what happened, yeah.
• 1:12:04
  You know, you know, I'm used to tethic, just screaming all
• 1:12:07
  night, but could you just chill out for a while?
• 1:12:09
  That's. Right.
• 1:12:13
  He screams through the through his nights, the incantations
• 1:12:16
  that night. Yeah, yeah, he just screams them
• 1:12:17
  all. That deuce.
• 1:12:19
  Can I go? Can I have, can I have some of
• 1:12:21
  that, that food you got? Oh, yeah, for sure.
• 1:12:23
  Sure. Yeah.
• 1:12:24
  Thank you. Yeah.
• 1:12:25
  It's like sushi. Don't ever tell anybody I asked
• 1:12:28
  for anything. Oh, I got you.
• 1:12:29
  Thank you. I mean, it's like sushi, I mean.
• 1:12:33
  It's like sushi. Are you microwaving salmon?
• 1:12:35
  You fucking. Yes I have help with.
• 1:12:39
  You. It's just slightly cooked.
• 1:12:43
  You. Just while Scoots is asleep, he
• 1:12:45
  sits there and he fucking uses his hands easily.
• 1:12:51
  Exploitable. Yeah.
• 1:12:52
  All right, cool. You guys continue on You More
• 1:12:55
  break camp in the morning. Roll AD 20 Thomas.
• 1:12:59
  Right. That is an 8.
• 1:13:02
  OK. And then somebody give me a six.
• 1:13:07
  Levi Levi do it. I'm really sweaty.
• 1:13:11
  I got a good feeling about this. Yeah, from the sweat.
• 1:13:15
  What's a three plus whatever? 3 + 4 Seven Oh my God, we're
• 1:13:20
  real close. Real close with any And then
• 1:13:22
  give me AD 4 Levi. Oh, OK, OK, let's see here 3.
• 1:13:29
  Three. And then got a bunch more.
• 1:13:34
  That's actually, you guys travel again.
• 1:13:39
  You continue on travelling through Boston and you hear
• 1:13:42
  hooves from behind you. How many hooves?
• 1:13:46
  6. You look back to see and you see
• 1:13:48
  three horses. 3 barrels. Barrels.
• 1:13:51
  Yeah, not 312 hooves. Assuming they all have four
• 1:13:55
  legs. All three.
• 1:13:56
  Three horses just barreling down the road towards you guys, and
• 1:14:00
  you recognize atop these three horses some King Fatwoo's
• 1:14:03
  guards. Oh.
• 1:14:05
  Shit. I will sidestep out in the ditch
• 1:14:07
  and just get out of the fucking. I am going to are they coming
• 1:14:14
  for her? What I'm going to try and.
• 1:14:16
  Do. Just because I mean.
• 1:14:17
  They said they. Were trying to escape King Fat
• 1:14:19
  Move's prosecution. They did?
• 1:14:20
  Yeah. Persecution.
• 1:14:21
  Persecution. No.
• 1:14:22
  We said trap. How got?
• 1:14:24
  Time for that. I don't think so.
• 1:14:26
  What I'm going to do is why don't you figure it out?
• 1:14:29
  Is there a tree next to me? Be Princess.
• 1:14:31
  We'll call it. We'll call it Dr. 8, because
• 1:14:33
  it's gotta be one. You're creating the world.
• 1:14:34
  Hey, there is 17. Yeah.
• 1:14:35
  There's a tree. I climb up on top of the tree
• 1:14:38
  and wait for them to approach. That's my thing.
• 1:14:40
  OK. Are you trying to do it without
• 1:14:41
  being seen? Yes.
• 1:14:42
  You mean agility? Do Fuck it.
• 1:14:44
  Okay. 19 on the type you got it. Yeah, you're up in that tree.
• 1:14:47
  They don't see you up there. You pretty confident.
• 1:14:49
  I look down at Mel. Actually, can I?
• 1:14:53
  Sorry, can I try one thing though?
• 1:14:54
  I have a grappling hook and I assume a rope to that.
• 1:14:56
  Can I just try to attach the grappling hook to that tree and
• 1:14:59
  run across the road to the other side?
• 1:15:01
  Yeah, yeah. Because I want to try to like,
• 1:15:03
  you know, stretch stretch. I'm not sure if I can, like I
• 1:15:05
  have 1/8 point and -3 strength, maybe not.
• 1:15:09
  Even carry that thing. You have a burly guy?
• 1:15:13
  Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:15:14
  OK, so he's going to do that if he's going to if you're.
• 1:15:16
  Going to do that. Maybe I can double down on this
• 1:15:18
  one and help you out somehow. OK, I want to get this acre all
• 1:15:22
  over my hands. All over the road.
• 1:15:24
  Fucking get it all over the rope that's going.
• 1:15:26
  In the. Road nice Okay.
• 1:15:28
  What level are you guys holding? So it's going to be loose until
• 1:15:32
  we pull it tot. They're on top of horses, yeah.
• 1:15:35
  So. It's got to be like 6 feet tall.
• 1:15:39
  If you want to hit the horses or do you want to hit the people?
• 1:15:41
  I wanted to hit the horses. I think I want the.
• 1:15:42
  Horses going to be you can't go up to the people.
• 1:15:44
  They're going to get damaged pretty high up, yeah.
• 1:15:47
  Well, that's why I say we tie tie it high on the tree and then
• 1:15:50
  when they get close, we pull it taut and then it.
• 1:15:52
  Brings it up. Oh, that.
• 1:15:54
  Makes sense. Yeah.
• 1:15:55
  Yeah. And you're a big, huge dude who
• 1:15:57
  can probably add the strength. Yeah, OK, I like that a lot.
• 1:15:59
  I don't even the tree. I don't even want to have rolls
• 1:16:01
  to prevent that from working. So yeah, so you take that
• 1:16:05
  grappling hook, you tie it around a tree real quickly
• 1:16:07
  because they're coming and. You do?
• 1:16:10
  Takes the other end of it across the road there and Mari and
• 1:16:14
  Josephus just going to stand there almost as bait for this
• 1:16:17
  trap, right? And you hear as they get close,
• 1:16:20
  you guys are all watching from your various perspectives and as
• 1:16:23
  they get close, you hear one of them and you can pull that
• 1:16:29
  tight. Give me a strength test for
• 1:16:30
  that. Oh, please put my.
• 1:16:34
  Room horses on. That I mean.
• 1:16:36
  I'll help. I mean, I'll help them too if I
• 1:16:40
  can. Like.
• 1:16:40
  Otherwise, like I don't make it easier than.
• 1:16:41
  Yeah, if you want to add on to a body to that.
• 1:16:43
  To that pulling. Yeah.
• 1:16:44
  No reason to be just hanging out otherwise.
• 1:16:47
  Like that's true. Dr. 10.
• 1:16:48
  Yeah. That is a natural 20.
• 1:16:51
  Natural. God, they yell that you pull
• 1:16:57
  that line tight and all three of these horses hit it.
• 1:17:00
  And they all, like their front legs, just scabbed from the
• 1:17:04
  impact. Like that scene from Ghost Ship.
• 1:17:06
  Yeah. I don't know what their legs get
• 1:17:08
  cut off. Oh, wow.
• 1:17:09
  Oh, well, sure that works. Yeah, well, it's just gonna lose
• 1:17:11
  a while. Didn't.
• 1:17:12
  I tell you, yeah. Real thin, really high filament.
• 1:17:15
  Not only that, but they were also paralyzed the moment they
• 1:17:18
  hit it. Too.
• 1:17:19
  So yeah, that's. True.
• 1:17:20
  Any barring toughness test? Yeah, any attempt to catch
• 1:17:23
  yourself in that situation is just instantly.
• 1:17:26
  OK, so yeah, that pulls. It cuts right through the front
• 1:17:30
  legs of all three horses and brings them down to like a
• 1:17:33
  screw, like a pile. Of course I'll roll foam with
• 1:17:36
  the mouse. They're just rolling in, like on
• 1:17:38
  the seizing. But all three of the guards got
• 1:17:40
  whipped from these things, just thrown like, like like like like
• 1:17:43
  a like a car hitting an embankment.
• 1:17:45
  And you got one of the seat belt on.
• 1:17:46
  You're just flying through the windshield.
• 1:17:48
  While one of them's. Flying.
• 1:17:49
  I'm going to aim for them with my sly hander from the tree top.
• 1:17:52
  Yeah, yeah. Oh, do it, dude.
• 1:17:56
  Frank obviously if you get 12 normally, but I feel like it's
• 1:17:58
  tough because they're flying so 14.
• 1:18:00
  Motherfucker. Oh my.
• 1:18:02
  God give me before you, before you give me your damage.
• 1:18:07
  Give me AD six first. Nice.
• 1:18:09
  One cut and that'll give you your damage.
• 1:18:11
  Tell me about it. So, so as the as the fucking
• 1:18:18
  hooves get cut and the guys start flying through like they
• 1:18:21
  get launched, I aim for the center one and jump from the
• 1:18:24
  tree. Go fuck yourself.
• 1:18:26
  And I bring That's why I had to write down through him and the
• 1:18:29
  and the horse hitting him to the horse and then riding it,
• 1:18:34
  skidding blood marks all the other two fly past me. 22 guards
• 1:18:43
  and a head. Fly.
• 1:18:44
  Yeah, yeah. The head continues its momentum,
• 1:18:47
  I imagine. Oh fuck.
• 1:18:49
  OK, so let's roll initiative. Actually have those two guards,
• 1:18:52
  then that one obviously did, but the other two give me D6.
• 1:18:56
  Give me two D sixes and 2D fours.
• 1:18:58
  Anybody want to roll them? Column out.
• 1:19:00
  I'll roll A6. OK, four.
• 1:19:03
  OK. 5. Five.
• 1:19:06
  I need 2D fours. I'll roll the D4. 33, OK.
• 1:19:10
  Go on, go another D41. One OK, OK, so yeah, one guy.
• 1:19:16
  Well, both of those two guys land face first in the ground,
• 1:19:18
  just just skidding face across the across the gravel.
• 1:19:22
  The one guy, he sits up from it like he kind of pops up because
• 1:19:25
  momentum. And you see his face is just
• 1:19:28
  skinned to the bone. There's no face left on him.
• 1:19:31
  He's just crying. The other guy gets up and he's
• 1:19:37
  just like he's scratched. He's fine for the most part.
• 1:19:41
  It's like the other guy scoffs at him.
• 1:19:44
  What are they wearing? Like what kind of armor?
• 1:19:46
  Great question. Give me AD six.
• 1:19:48
  Do it twice. It's a one. 1.
• 1:19:52
  I do. They're naked.
• 1:19:53
  Actually, yes. Well, the the one guy with no
• 1:19:56
  face now has no armor, and the other guy give me another D6.
• 1:20:01
  Fine. He's got medium armor.
• 1:20:03
  He's got some decent chest. Please it's.
• 1:20:04
  Like chainmail or something? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:20:07
  I made all of these because there's guards you might see
• 1:20:10
  frequently, not frequently, but there's potential for them to be
• 1:20:12
  there a lot. So I figured all of their
• 1:20:14
  details are randomized. So like D6HP, that's what the D6
• 1:20:17
  before the damage is, and then their armored unit table and
• 1:20:19
  their weapon table. So yeah, and just, you know, I
• 1:20:22
  like it. So I didn't want it because it's
• 1:20:24
  possible to roll those guys a lot and I didn't want it.
• 1:20:27
  So that's the same fight every time.
• 1:20:28
  So like if they randomize their weapons, it feels different.
• 1:20:30
  Sure, their equipment can tell you something about their rank
• 1:20:33
  or their. Oh, do that.
• 1:20:34
  Yeah. So that being said, let's also
• 1:20:36
  just roll two more D sixes for their weapons.
• 1:20:38
  There's the other guy that. Pearl killed.
• 1:20:39
  Too. They got a four.
• 1:20:40
  He did one of these. Fixes.
• 1:20:42
  OK, that guy's got a sword and a one.
• 1:20:44
  OK, so the guy that's doing fine in the Chainmail armor has a
• 1:20:47
  short sword, and the guy with no face has a normal sword.
• 1:20:52
  So that's real initiative. All right, Jake.
• 1:20:56
  Go. Ahead Fuck you.
• 1:21:00
  Don't know what you're saying. That's them.
• 1:21:02
  So the somebody give me AD eight.
• 1:21:05
  I don't know why I also randomized the morale the six.
• 1:21:09
  OK, And then now give me his morale test, the two D6. 2D6 Say
• 1:21:14
  2D6. Yeah, yeah, 4.
• 1:21:17
  Four. OK, so that guy on the the guy
• 1:21:19
  with no face, he just, he doesn't get up off the ground.
• 1:21:22
  He just sits there and. Please, please don't kill me.
• 1:21:24
  Don't kill me. He's bleeding.
• 1:21:26
  They're doing you a mercy, to be honest.
• 1:21:29
  Probably true, but still don't kill.
• 1:21:31
  Me. The other guy scoffs harder and
• 1:21:36
  charges that Curl who is on the ground.
• 1:21:38
  No, I wrote. I no.
• 1:21:39
  I fucking rode this horse with no of that horse.
• 1:21:42
  You're the closest one there. I thought you were making me
• 1:21:45
  prone. No, no, no, no, no, You're
• 1:21:47
  standing. With that sly hander, but you
• 1:21:48
  are there, so he comes charging at you with this short sword.
• 1:21:52
  Give me your agility chance. I'm going to use my omen today.
• 1:21:56
  You. You get a fresh one, didn't you?
• 1:21:58
  Yeah, yeah, I'll give it the new day.
• 1:22:02
  Oh, OK 7. What's he get me?
• 1:22:06
  That gives you a decent D4 damage.
• 1:22:08
  He's out of short story. He did not do damage.
• 1:22:12
  Your armor absorbed it. I got a one on that.
• 1:22:14
  Wonderful. He comes running up to you and
• 1:22:16
  slashes at you with his sword, but you got this is armored
• 1:22:20
  however, due to like the blow had enough force to push you but
• 1:22:23
  not enough to cut you through your armor rather and it knocks
• 1:22:26
  you off of your bounds and your sly hander though is left in the
• 1:22:33
  thing. Oh, so you fell always escalate,
• 1:22:35
  right? Yeah, fair enough.
• 1:22:38
  At least you guys know. Yeah, so I want to run up and
• 1:22:41
  wrap this guy up with my rope. OK.
• 1:22:42
  I feel like that's a speed kind of base thing, so we'll go
• 1:22:44
  agility. That is 819.
• 1:22:48
  Yeah, it is Fucking deuce big he's.
• 1:22:49
  Been doing calisthenics. He's the he's he's physically
• 1:22:52
  fit. Yeah, he can handle this.
• 1:22:54
  Can. You hold this rope while you're
• 1:22:56
  doing this. By the way, how does that work?
• 1:22:58
  Because it's all ickered up in this.
• 1:22:59
  It wasn't ickered on the side I was holding.
• 1:23:01
  Fair. OK, conveniently though.
• 1:23:05
  You. Wouldn't though you think about
• 1:23:07
  it, you have to anchor the part that I had the.
• 1:23:10
  Whole thing. Yes, he's sneezing on the
• 1:23:11
  ground. He.
• 1:23:12
  Uses. I'm sure.
• 1:23:13
  He failed that agility. Without wide opening.
• 1:23:16
  That's how you slide on without the fight opening.
• 1:23:19
  OK, so that. I said that, I think.
• 1:23:22
  That word. You run across and you just wrap
• 1:23:25
  this dude around the throat because what is that, that
• 1:23:27
  height? Yeah, I'm just wrapping.
• 1:23:29
  Him up a quick. Little and give me a.
• 1:23:32
  Whatever Nate has to roll for. Oh, take a.
• 1:23:35
  Good thing. Oh, he takes his office test, I
• 1:23:37
  suppose. You're not actually, like,
• 1:23:38
  hurting him with it. You're just in contact with.
• 1:23:40
  You. I'm just bounding him up.
• 1:23:43
  Gotcha. No, he failed.
• 1:23:45
  He failed it. Okay, So he's oh, wow.
• 1:23:48
  That's. Funny.
• 1:23:49
  Dude. No, not the dude.
• 1:23:50
  It's the other guy. This is the other guy.
• 1:23:52
  We annihilated this. You did.
• 1:23:54
  So you run this thing around him, and as soon as that thing
• 1:23:58
  hits his neck, 'cause you kind of got him around you almost
• 1:24:01
  like. I'm just running in a circle and
• 1:24:03
  then I just pull it taut. And as you do, he like, starts
• 1:24:06
  convulsing from the icker and it's like, because you're
• 1:24:09
  holding it tight. He's like, his body drops, but
• 1:24:11
  like, he doesn't cause, like if the rope catches his head and
• 1:24:14
  he's kind of like, yeah, tied to the tree, so he's standing up
• 1:24:17
  like that. Sure, Right in.
• 1:24:20
  The middle of. The I mean, canonically, Levi is
• 1:24:22
  really bad at tying ropes. No, that's true.
• 1:24:25
  Yeah, yeah. So you.
• 1:24:28
  Yeah, you wrap him around the tree and he's just kind of like
• 1:24:30
  convulsing while he's hanging by the throat.
• 1:24:33
  Pretty much. Good.
• 1:24:34
  I'll leave him there. And then the crying guy in the
• 1:24:37
  street still crying. I'm going to pick my white
• 1:24:40
  hander up and point it at the crying guy cries harder.
• 1:24:44
  He's a little. You leave now or curl tie you up
• 1:24:47
  with friend. Oh come on.
• 1:24:48
  Fuck that. And I just put it at the
• 1:24:50
  crossbow to him and. Shoot him and I'm.
• 1:24:53
  Like what? What does?
• 1:24:56
  What? Does the king wander this little
• 1:24:57
  and then you kill him? That's.
• 1:25:01
  Pretty good. Guess we'll never know.
• 1:25:03
  She's holding on. To the child of Necrobel,
• 1:25:06
  apparently. I'd assume that that's reason
• 1:25:08
  enough. Meanwhile, this guy's seizing
• 1:25:10
  down a tree. We.
• 1:25:11
  Still have one more? Well.
• 1:25:12
  Maybe it'll dissuade people from coming and trying to kill us
• 1:25:15
  again. A bonus thing, sorry.
• 1:25:19
  You need good ornament for waiting.
• 1:25:20
  He's turning the little purple. As you guys have the
• 1:25:22
  conversation through that body, he's like he's freezing, but
• 1:25:25
  like he's doing it less and less as he's It's just happening in
• 1:25:28
  the background. Yeah, it's just happening in the
• 1:25:30
  background. Eventually, he's just still and
• 1:25:33
  do. We still have the drummer boy
• 1:25:35
  with us is just a beat. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:25:37
  He's blasting through the whole thing.
• 1:25:39
  He's always. So he's slow.
• 1:25:41
  Killed this guy too. I'm going to look at Mel.
• 1:25:44
  Maybe we tie up the drummer. The drummer can help us into the
• 1:25:51
  church. He's still bring him, but we
• 1:25:53
  fucking stop. He starts, like, doing like,
• 1:25:56
  fancy things with the sticks, as you're saying this, like, almost
• 1:26:00
  almost threateningly, like try. I honestly, I I can't be
• 1:26:06
  anything but enamored by him. So I'm, I'm sorry, I think
• 1:26:09
  that's over. But if you want to, I think it's
• 1:26:11
  best. For us to not press our luck
• 1:26:12
  against this kid. OK, fair.
• 1:26:14
  You like points a stick at you like good idea, but doesn't
• 1:26:17
  really doesn't break cadence at all.
• 1:26:19
  You still have purple bruises on your face.
• 1:26:22
  Shut up now, all right? You just.
• 1:26:25
  Go now, guys. Somebody want to loot these
• 1:26:27
  fucks and let's go or what? That's smart.
• 1:26:29
  Yeah. The the one that I completely
• 1:26:31
  murdered. What's it?
• 1:26:33
  We're going to find out His weapon and armor.
• 1:26:34
  He's got 2D6 on both of those. Oh, we'll go armor first.
• 1:26:38
  One. He's got no armor.
• 1:26:39
  OK, And two and a short sword. D4.
• 1:26:43
  All right, Are you checking his body entirely or you just
• 1:26:45
  grabbing? Got any food on him?
• 1:26:47
  Give me AD 66. Oh shit, one.
• 1:26:50
  Of my favorite tables. Got 4040. 141 You find a map in
• 1:26:57
  his pocket. Oh, good.
• 1:26:59
  And can you look at? It's a.
• 1:27:00
  Picture map with no word. Technically all maps are well,
• 1:27:03
  they have words, but yes, it's a picture map.
• 1:27:05
  I mean, like a fucking X smarts the spot.
• 1:27:07
  Kind of. Well, what you're looking at, it
• 1:27:09
  looks like it's supposed to be the the local area, but it
• 1:27:13
  doesn't look like it is. I'll give it to Mel.
• 1:27:15
  I took I look it over. Give me a presence test.
• 1:27:17
  Oh, I understand. I know you give me a presence.
• 1:27:20
  Test OK, fine. 12, OK, you're. Fine.
• 1:27:23
  All right. Yes.
• 1:27:24
  There you go. I look over it.
• 1:27:26
  Oh, I get it. Now this is a map as to where
• 1:27:28
  you can find to go fuck yourself and can.
• 1:27:34
  I see the map. Yeah, sure.
• 1:27:36
  Yeah. And.
• 1:27:38
  It just bursts the. Flames.
• 1:27:40
  Flames. Well, it literally says map to a
• 1:27:43
  place that cannot possibly exist, no.
• 1:27:45
  So it looks like it was leading to somewhere in the area, but
• 1:27:47
  like that's not what this area looks like, even though it's
• 1:27:49
  labeled as such like the. Southwest, like inverted like
• 1:27:51
  the lakes, are land on the Lambs Lake.
• 1:27:53
  Something, yeah, yeah, there's like.
• 1:27:55
  I will actually go up to this, this still living garden that's
• 1:27:58
  tied up to the tree and just kind of ask him like what's the
• 1:28:00
  deal? Like why are they asked after
• 1:28:03
  this lady? He's he struggles to speak with
• 1:28:06
  the pressure on his throat. Well, let's hear it.
• 1:28:08
  Let's hear it. Come on, throw it all this way
• 1:28:11
  for this. Why?
• 1:28:14
  I pull it tighter. What's?
• 1:28:18
  Up child and then what would happen?
• 1:28:22
  The End. The End.
• 1:28:25
  It will. Regardless who gives a shit?
• 1:28:26
  OK, let's let's go. See, I told.
• 1:28:30
  You you're you're pulling tighter, right?
• 1:28:31
  And as you say, let's go, like loose pole was too tight and it
• 1:28:34
  just cuts right through his head, right through his back and
• 1:28:37
  his head. His body drops and the head
• 1:28:38
  pulls. He's the one with the big, big
• 1:28:40
  armor. He was one of the big armor.
• 1:28:43
  You can. You can have his armor, Bro
• 1:28:45
  Melville. I wouldn't dare cover up this
• 1:28:49
  physique with that. I would.
• 1:28:52
  Think you fit? I would offer it to the hatchet
• 1:28:54
  man over. Here.
• 1:28:55
  But just look at my frail, you know, presentation.
• 1:28:59
  I can't. Probably.
• 1:29:01
  He couldn't even lift it up, honestly.
• 1:29:02
  It's too heavy to wear. Walk with it.
• 1:29:05
  I'm sorry. I I I appreciate the gesture,
• 1:29:07
  but but no, no, no, I am. I'm destined to walk.
• 1:29:09
  Chainmail's incredibly heavy scoobs.
• 1:29:12
  Yes. Scoobs.
• 1:29:13
  Weem it. It has your black yucky on
• 1:29:15
  there, so yeah. I wouldn't touch it, Yeah.
• 1:29:18
  No, it's got your stains on. It fucking one, man.
• 1:29:21
  Strap and I. Put it.
• 1:29:22
  On Yeah, How does the lady look? Rough, like sleepier.
• 1:29:28
  As as you guys travel to, you know that she's getting like,
• 1:29:30
  it's like if she's sick, she's continuing to get sicker.
• 1:29:32
  I'll ask again. Does somebody else think that
• 1:29:34
  this woman's dead and she's giving birth to death?
• 1:29:36
  Why is she so great? Do you think The Thing insider
• 1:29:39
  is killing it? Has she said anything about
• 1:29:41
  this? Like, what's her, what her?
• 1:29:43
  What's her perspective on this thing?
• 1:29:44
  I don't know. She doesn't really happen.
• 1:29:45
  Probably in and out, probably just trying to stay alive.
• 1:29:48
  She pretty much, yeah, she's in and out of consciousness most of
• 1:29:50
  the time. It looks like she's like a lot
• 1:29:52
  of times just the donkey's just walking with you guys and she's
• 1:29:55
  just kind of nodding off on it. Yeah, she's struggling to stay
• 1:29:58
  awake. Something's completely wrong
• 1:29:59
  with her. And as you see, like she's being
• 1:30:01
  more pale too. And so it's.
• 1:30:03
  Clearly, like this older guy who is, who is like the driving
• 1:30:06
  force in this whole operation, like she, it's not her idea to
• 1:30:09
  go to Galileo back. Like maybe or is it?
• 1:30:12
  Maybe OK. Seems to be.
• 1:30:13
  Should we kill them? I mean, let's have an aside.
• 1:30:16
  Should we? Should they die?
• 1:30:18
  Good. That's fine.
• 1:30:19
  I'll wait. I haven't said the thing in
• 1:30:20
  days. He hasn't.
• 1:30:23
  He hasn't been a word in days. I got to imagine idle change.
• 1:30:25
  That happens. Yeah.
• 1:30:27
  I feel like too early tell maybe we just keep going.
• 1:30:30
  For now, yeah. We'll wait one more day and then
• 1:30:33
  we'll see, yeah. That being.
• 1:30:36
  Like the old man is pretty useless though, yeah?
• 1:30:38
  Wait, maybe he's a liability. He's a bad Carpenter.
• 1:30:41
  Generally, yes. Generally you like meat bags and
• 1:30:45
  stuff. This is like a walking meal,
• 1:30:47
  right? You had to have been a meat bag.
• 1:30:49
  I mean, I'm a little. That's been a while.
• 1:30:51
  I mean, I'm a snack. It's.
• 1:30:53
  Been a while since you were him, like did.
• 1:30:56
  You you think I made it to that age?
• 1:30:59
  I have no idea. I I don't know many skeletons
• 1:31:02
  and the ones I know, I don't like.
• 1:31:04
  So did you actually die and then rise from the grave?
• 1:31:07
  That's what I'm saying. Just deteriorate until to the
• 1:31:10
  snow. I.
• 1:31:11
  Were you born that way? Maybe.
• 1:31:13
  It's family. Damn it, I was going to do.
• 1:31:15
  The same job. Anyways, let's move on.
• 1:31:19
  Fine, let's go. None of this matters.
• 1:31:21
  Nothing bad could happen anyway, right?
• 1:31:23
  You carry on. What could possibly go wrong?
• 1:31:27
  I carry on. You can.
• 1:31:30
  The woman is like, almost unconscious to the point like it
• 1:31:33
  almost feels like she's dead. Like I'm going to keep trying to
• 1:31:36
  cater to her during the You sleep with her at night, I would
• 1:31:39
  assume. Yeah.
• 1:31:41
  So you notice too that she's like, she's always been cold,
• 1:31:43
  but she's colder now, like corpse cold.
• 1:31:46
  You can and the morning comes and can you do 20 Levi?
• 1:31:50
  Sure. Oh God.
• 1:31:52
  A5. 6/6. OK.
• 1:31:55
  And then give me D6 and we will add. 5 Johan Do.
• 1:31:58
  It. Yeah.
• 1:31:59
  Johan you. Do it. 5.
• 1:32:05
  Perfect timing to be honest. Oh my God.
• 1:32:07
  Yeah, perfect timing. So you guys pack up camp, you
• 1:32:10
  continue on, you know that you're a few days left from
• 1:32:12
  Galton Backstone, but throughout about mid morning you Mari wakes
• 1:32:17
  up and she's starts screaming he's coming.
• 1:32:22
  What He's coming. What girl do?
• 1:32:26
  Josie, this is yo. What?
• 1:32:28
  What girl do what? Girl do who'd not get this?
• 1:32:32
  Before get me down. Then she's like reaching out to
• 1:32:35
  somebody help her get down from the girl's going to help her
• 1:32:37
  down. OK.
• 1:32:38
  And she just, she's like she's got contraction breathing.
• 1:32:41
  You know what I mean? She's she's got the Lamaze
• 1:32:43
  going. Yeah.
• 1:32:44
  Yeah. And are.
• 1:32:45
  You still going? Yeah.
• 1:32:46
  Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:32:47
  For. Sure.
• 1:32:49
  And he's right there for you. Right With the blast beat.
• 1:32:52
  Breathe with the blast beat. She passes out.
• 1:32:56
  Yeah, yeah, he's just hyperventilating.
• 1:32:57
  Like he just breathe too. Fast.
• 1:32:58
  Oh no. Put her, put her down in this
• 1:33:00
  horse meat. What?
• 1:33:04
  And as she so yeah, you guys layer down on the ground and
• 1:33:09
  just see this is panicking to the point where like, he's
• 1:33:11
  becoming more useless. If you can imagine.
• 1:33:13
  He's like, he's just idle. He's just, I'm gonna push him
• 1:33:15
  over. And.
• 1:33:17
  You decide. Loser.
• 1:33:18
  He just does. OK, fine.
• 1:33:20
  And I get. The good book Ready.
• 1:33:22
  Yeah, you're a good book. Get the Merc Borg hand.
• 1:33:26
  Is she like this big yellow book?
• 1:33:29
  Are we getting ready to deliver a baby?
• 1:33:31
  I think so. Curl wants to catch this baby.
• 1:33:33
  OK, so she's she's you're there. You're you're ready.
• 1:33:36
  You're seeing God. It's like gaping hole of gold
• 1:33:41
  while that's. More accurate than you think.
• 1:33:43
  It's not like you you're not seeing.
• 1:33:45
  I mean, you're a world now. I know you are.
• 1:33:47
  You see there's nothing crowning because you're not seeing
• 1:33:50
  anything but void darkness. And and as she's like screaming
• 1:33:54
  harder and harder and she's pushing and and you see this
• 1:33:57
  void the growing like like a black hole pretty much growing
• 1:34:01
  from within her. And it's starting to like it's
• 1:34:03
  starting to like whole thing like it's starting to get windy.
• 1:34:06
  It's starting to it's already but it's getting dark.
• 1:34:10
  The sky is getting darker. Everything's just getting.
• 1:34:13
  Colder. Oh hang on, I want to open my
• 1:34:15
  book and I'm going to try to like when when this berserker
• 1:34:18
  emerges from the dimension of blood, I want to jump into that
• 1:34:20
  portal instead. Oh, my God.
• 1:34:24
  Yeah. OK, OK, OK.
• 1:34:25
  No, that place. OK, so here's the presence test.
• 1:34:29
  I think it's the presence tested.
• 1:34:31
  I can't remember. Oh man.
• 1:34:33
  Test for someone to to. Oh, you're right.
• 1:34:36
  You're right. No.
• 1:34:37
  No, hang on, is it a present test?
• 1:34:38
  Because I just wrote the. One, so okay.
• 1:34:44
  So the present test is irrelevant because it says your
• 1:34:47
  enemy makes a DR12 test. That's no enemy.
• 1:34:50
  So you're really just summoning him too for the sake of opening
• 1:34:52
  the door? Really right.
• 1:34:54
  Pretty pretty much, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:34:55
  So to witness this glorious event.
• 1:34:57
  Right. OK, so give me the D2 for
• 1:34:59
  determine how many. It's actually two of them and
• 1:35:04
  they are helpful, so they will actually help deliver this void.
• 1:35:07
  Of doom and I will jump into the portal that they open.
• 1:35:10
  Oh yeah. See ya guys and.
• 1:35:13
  He does. Bamped out you've.
• 1:35:15
  Gone. Bamp I've gone.
• 1:35:18
  Son of a bitch, you're fucking you're.
• 1:35:22
  Too very confused. Berserker Demons.
• 1:35:24
  Yeah, they're like help. Help Carol.
• 1:35:27
  We he not know I go. They look at their look at the
• 1:35:30
  situation, they're like, oh. No.
• 1:35:36
  Both of them considering that like as this happens you see
• 1:35:39
  Hatchet disappear into the portal as as it starts to close
• 1:35:43
  and they're like both of those guys can just melt down as well
• 1:35:46
  and disappear and you. Can I can I have a reaction to
• 1:35:50
  jump into the portal? Too you want to try?
• 1:35:52
  You're. Going to get sliced in half, big
• 1:35:54
  man. Give me an agility.
• 1:35:55
  Test. Give me an agility test.
• 1:35:57
  It's happened so quickly and you have to really think about it to
• 1:35:59
  be able to do it. You know what I mean?
• 1:36:00
  Oh, give me a what do you call it?
• 1:36:02
  Agility 14. I wonder for you to put the
• 1:36:03
  pieces together to do it as well.
• 1:36:05
  That seems pretty rare. Oh yeah.
• 1:36:07
  God, that always looks like a one on there.
• 1:36:09
  I know he sets himself like one that would set.
• 1:36:11
  It's honest. I think that's just probably
• 1:36:12
  letting all your blood like leave your body and then like
• 1:36:15
  you leave the the the bloodless corpse behind in a way.
• 1:36:18
  Oh my God. OK, I'd like to think too.
• 1:36:22
  That has his corpse left behind. It barely looks different.
• 1:36:24
  Yeah, it's like 3-4 drops of blood.
• 1:36:29
  Damn near bloodless as it is. Yeah, you don't notice anything.
• 1:36:32
  Yeah, yeah, it. Just falls asleep on.
• 1:36:36
  The side I don't see anything. Yeah, OK.
• 1:36:38
  But yeah, this void, it starts to, like I said, it's growing
• 1:36:41
  cold and it's starting to get darker and darker as it happens.
• 1:36:44
  I go to shove Josephus in it. You just grab them, the bum
• 1:36:48
  rushing in there. You do, You throw them and he
• 1:36:50
  disappears into the void. It didn't.
• 1:36:52
  Stop. I know that sounds so wrong,
• 1:36:56
  considering where it's coming from.
• 1:36:57
  I know I realize what we're doing this to you.
• 1:37:00
  I know. I know.
• 1:37:01
  I realize what we're doing here. And I.
• 1:37:04
  Think it might be time to put her down?
• 1:37:06
  This does not look good. As you say that too, that boy
• 1:37:08
  just deuce, expands. Deuce.
• 1:37:10
  Where's the necklace, please? Oh yeah.
• 1:37:13
  Where's the necklace? And that that boy does take
• 1:37:17
  everything. Just it's not even that like
• 1:37:20
  you're somewhere else. It's that you are off, you know,
• 1:37:23
  like nothing. It's not like, yeah, it's not
• 1:37:25
  like you got pulled in somewhere.
• 1:37:26
  It's that you just got deleted. Existence, just existence got
• 1:37:30
  deleted. Nothing exists.
• 1:37:32
  It's the never ending story. Nothing.
• 1:37:33
  You know that thing? Oh, I love that story.
• 1:37:36
  Nothing. So the world doesn't exist
• 1:37:39
  anymore, so it doesn't look infected.
• 1:37:42
  We won Oh. You fucking.
• 1:37:55
  So before we wrap it, nor you've got anything to promote.
• 1:37:59
  Not really, to be honest, I mean.
• 1:38:01
  Anything new? Anything old?
• 1:38:03
  Artwork coming. I'm gonna open up like late
• 1:38:05
  pledges for that, but other than that we don't have anything like
• 1:38:08
  there's new stuff coming though, so you're not sleeping.
• 1:38:11
  Look, yeah, I got old stuff. I got old stuff as well, yeah.
• 1:38:15
  You got an online store. Have you heard of a game called
• 1:38:17
  Murkborg? Probably.
• 1:38:20
  No, no. I have nothing to promote, you
• 1:38:22
  know. You know what?
• 1:38:23
  Oh my God. Oh yeah, awesome.
• 1:38:25
  Just all right. Good lucks.
• 1:38:50
  None. Hey everybody, Kevin at the end
• 1:39:45
  of the episode and Happy holidays.
• 1:39:47
  This episode brought back some fan favorites with Levi playing
• 1:39:51
  Deuce, Bigley Thomas playing We Mitt, Kevin playing Scoots, Jake
• 1:39:55
  playing Curl, Nate playing Melville, Hugo Lesterbourne, and
• 1:39:59
  special guest Johan Noor playing Hatchet Whoops.
• 1:40:04
  Almost forgot. Special Thank you to Cannibal,
• 1:40:06
  Chris or GM for writing Unholy Nativity, the adventure that
• 1:40:10
  we're playing in this episode. Great job Chris, and now back to
• 1:40:13
  the rest of the credits. All of the classes will be added
• 1:40:16
  to the credits below, and I just want to personally thank
• 1:40:20
  everybody on the Flail to the Face crew on their Discord for
• 1:40:25
  the World Standard and just everybody out there.
• 1:40:28
  For listening and sharing, it means the world to myself and
• 1:40:34
  the whole flail crew. Thank you so much.
• 1:40:36
  Happy holidays again. Special thanks to Johan Noor for
• 1:40:40
  being our guest and everyone else's guested.
• 1:40:42
  Walton Wood, John Baltzberger, Rugos Cohn.
• 1:40:46
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• 1:40:49
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• 1:41:20
  time. Anything.
• 1:41:26
  I didn't bring anything to the table.
• 1:41:27
  OK. That's.
• 1:41:28
  All right, Whiskey. You're just kind of lubing up
• 1:41:39
  his throat. That didn't sound right.
• 1:41:40
  No, I don't like that at all. OK.
• 1:41:42
  Well, let's move on then. Yeah.
• 1:41:48
  And these are. Just innocent farmers from a
• 1:41:50
  particular like livestock we. Don't.
• 1:41:52
  We don't know that. As far as they know, because
• 1:41:54
  they're trying to kill their animals, they might be pig
• 1:41:57
  molesters. Isn't that farming?
• 1:42:02
  It's. Swine rappers.
• 1:42:04
  No. What do they even mean?
• 1:42:07
  Moving on. Well, Silverlight.
• 1:42:12
  The Berserker gets it. He's gone.
• 1:42:14
  He's gone now. Yeah, he's gone.
• 1:42:15
  Oh, well. The dimension of blood again.
• 1:42:16
  Yep. Yep.
• 1:42:17
  Oh, good. Probably really confused as to
• 1:42:18
  what happened. Probably really stoked you got
• 1:42:20
  to kill someone though. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:42:22
  He gets back real happy. Very, very.
• 1:42:24
  Pissed if he didn't. I'd like.
• 1:42:26
  To isn't happy. I'd like to think there's a
• 1:42:28
  scene where like that's what happens.
• 1:42:29
  You see him go back, he goes home, hands his coat on the on
• 1:42:32
  the jacket hanger and honey, I killed someone today.
• 1:42:35
  It's a good face out. How good for you, dear.
• 1:42:41
  Who wasn't a warlord, Not a. No, it was so far.
• 1:42:43
  Yeah. And it like takes the wind out
• 1:42:46
  of the sails a little. So it's a waves of four.
• 1:42:52
  Not true. Not true.