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Eagles make GREATEST PICK EVER, Jets drug use & very CONTROVERSIAL takes on LeBron and Bronny James · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: On today's show, we'll tell you why the Eagles made
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  Speaker 1: the greatest draft pick in the history of time. And
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  Speaker 1: also we're gonna do what could be our most controversial
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, Tony, producer back that he's given a stink, guy.
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  Speaker 2: What do you look at?
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  Speaker 4: Guy?
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  Speaker 2: What do you want?
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  Speaker 4: This just all sounds like a frankly sad and desperate
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  Speaker 1: Oh well, you know what's never gotten a view? Your
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  Speaker 2: To it, or tardy if you're late.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, yep, but you know who's not, Donny Tony
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  Speaker 1: us were right on Dimond. Time to get right now
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  Speaker 1: into our top story. The top story, of course, the Eagles,
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  Speaker 1: who naturally won the NFL Draft as they always do
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  Speaker 1: as usual, this time landing what many people around Philly
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  Speaker 1: and up and down our street are calling the single
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  Speaker 1: greatest draft pick in NFL history, and Guy Lemon, wide
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  Speaker 1: receiver out of USC and Tony, the stats just speak
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  Speaker 1: for themselves with this guy, you know. So, in fact,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's why you know, usually we do a take here,
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  Speaker 1: gonna do. This might be a little complicated for you,
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  Speaker 1: but the follow we're gonna show you stats of mackay
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  Speaker 1: Lemon and then Tony is going to have to guess
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  Speaker 1: which other player has those same stats, right, Dony, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, do that anyway, Okay, right now we're gonna do
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  Speaker 1: this segment. Get ready called blind resume, blind resume. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: here you go, Dony. These were mckuy lemon's stats for
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  Speaker 1: last year. He averaged fourteen point six yards per catch
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  Speaker 1: and had eleven receiving touchdowns. Go ahead, Dony, and name
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  Speaker 1: the player who had that exact same stat line.
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  Speaker 3: Hmmm, you know those stats sound very familiar. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: go out on a limb and say, Randy Moss with
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  Speaker 3: the Patriots in two thousand and eight.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, said it right on the money, Tony. And well,
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  Speaker 1: that just right there shows you how good McKay lemon is,
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  Speaker 1: you know.
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  Speaker 3: Basically Randy Moss in his prime, incredible numbers.
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  Speaker 2: Never lie, Tony, Yo, they never do. You know.
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  Speaker 1: You know who does lie. It's the biased anti Eagles media.
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  Speaker 2: You know, well they do.
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  Speaker 1: The Eagles under fire again because in the draft they
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  Speaker 1: picked a Nigerian athlete named hold On Tony. I'm I'm
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  Speaker 1: having a little trouble with this name, all right. That's
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  Speaker 1: his last name is Banad, that's not obvious, but his
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  Speaker 1: first name, his first name is spelled you a ru
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  Speaker 1: any idea you got done them?
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  Speaker 2: How to pronounce that one? Tony?
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  Speaker 4: Wah?
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  Speaker 2: You know you are? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: You know, maybe his parents were naming him and they said,
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  Speaker 1: you are Bernard, and the guy writing down the birth
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  Speaker 1: certificate must have thought that you are was his first name.
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  Speaker 4: You know, who are? What?
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  Speaker 2: Huh? What do you?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 2: Do you got marbles in your mouth? What do you what?
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  Speaker 2: You sing on something? What? What are you saying?
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  Speaker 4: It's pronounced who are? Who are?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: As in nice? Like shut up? Because who are ruining
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  Speaker 1: the show?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Or who are never gonna have sex with the woman? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: There you go, by the way, you know why you're
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  Speaker 1: leaving the comments? Why you leave one for our producer?
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  Speaker 1: Tell him to stop talking way forever. Just go ahead
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  Speaker 1: and write that now.
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  Speaker 3: Also, don't forget right present, so that there's three comments.
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  Speaker 2: Three comments right anyway? All right? Ooh aah Bernard if
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  Speaker 2: that's his name? Anyway? Whoa? Bernard is being.
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  Speaker 1: Called a quote controversial pick by the Eagles because he's
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  Speaker 1: never played football in his entire life and therefore has
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  Speaker 1: zero playing experiences. I don't see how this is a
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  Speaker 1: problem at all, deal Tony, not at all.
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  Speaker 3: In fact, I've always said the less experience a player has,
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  Speaker 3: the better. That way you can mold them. It's why
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  Speaker 3: I've always said that the NFL draft shouldn't be with
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  Speaker 3: college football players, but babies, you have the draft right
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  Speaker 3: then in the maternity ward at the hospital. That way
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  Speaker 3: you can evaluate that raw talent, because what's more raw
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  Speaker 3: than a baby?
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  Speaker 2: No, nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Babies are born with important instinctual football skills that you
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  Speaker 3: can immediately test, you know, yep, finding the gap, you know,
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  Speaker 3: cutting through the whole, working a spread formation, and you
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  Speaker 3: know boop control, which is a lot like ball control.
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  Speaker 2: It is. I couldn't agree much, he said.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, so many times I hear these idiot
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  Speaker 1: scouts say these things like, well, this guy is quote
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  Speaker 1: a born winner. Well, how do you know? How do
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  Speaker 1: you if you weren't in the delivery room?
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  Speaker 2: You know, you can't know?
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  Speaker 3: And you know, may I say, just think of what
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  Speaker 3: an honor it would be for the first person your
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  Speaker 3: baby sees to not be the doctor or his or
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  Speaker 3: her mother, father, but.
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  Speaker 2: Instead Eagles GM Howie Roseman.
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  Speaker 3: That baby would know coming out of the gate that
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  Speaker 3: he's been drafted to a class organization.
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  Speaker 1: Totally agreed, donate, although you know, thinking it through, this
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  Speaker 1: might not work for other teams, you know, because what
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  Speaker 1: if that poor baby comes out and sees Jerry Jones
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  Speaker 1: waiting for it.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you know that's a good point.
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  Speaker 3: You know, it might hit the transfer portal back to
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  Speaker 3: the incubator, or wait another trimester before coming out.
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  Speaker 1: Ye, I could see how that could be an issue
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  Speaker 1: up But anyway to more fallout from the NFL Draft. People,
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  Speaker 1: they're still baffled by the Rams taking Ty Simpson in
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  Speaker 1: the first round. Now a lot of people are saying that, well,
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  Speaker 1: Sean McVay looked upset about the pick, and it was
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  Speaker 1: strange that he refused to come out and publicly support it.
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  Speaker 1: And well, I don't blame him for a second, do.
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  Speaker 2: You, Dony, not for one second. I mean, just think
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  Speaker 2: about it.
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  Speaker 3: Sean McVay lives in Los Angeles, and if you walk
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  Speaker 3: around Los Angeles and say I really like this football
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  Speaker 3: player named Simpson, well people are gonna think you like
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  Speaker 3: murder and then you have to say no, I meant
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  Speaker 3: Ty Simpson. But by then people won't hear you because
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  Speaker 3: they've already run for their lives or they've probably shot
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  Speaker 3: you in self defense.
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  Speaker 1: True, great points all around that, Tody, And well, now
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  Speaker 1: let's move to the Jets and what's being called a
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  Speaker 1: bombshell accusation from former Jets running back Le'Veon Bell. He
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  Speaker 1: came out and he said that ex Jets coach Adam
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  Speaker 1: Gaze was using cocaine during his dime with the Dame.
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  Speaker 2: And well, you know, many people.
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  Speaker 1: Are up at arms about this, but I don't see
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  Speaker 1: a problem here, do you, Tony.
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  Speaker 3: You know, if you're forced to be coach of the Jets,
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  Speaker 3: then I think you should not only be permitted to
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  Speaker 3: use every drug, drugs should be provided to you for
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  Speaker 3: free in your contract. How else can anyone coach the Jets.
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  Speaker 3: In fact, most people don't know this, but Todd Bowles
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  Speaker 3: that's not his real last name. No, people just started
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  Speaker 3: calling him that because he just stayed in his office
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  Speaker 3: all day smoking bulls to numb himself from the pain
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  Speaker 3: of having to coach the Jets.
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  Speaker 1: It's true, a lot of people don't know that, Dony.
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  Speaker 1: And there's actually more Jets news. There are reports that
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  Speaker 1: the Jets are considering bringing in Russell Wilson. They'll be
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  Speaker 1: the backup quarterback to Geno Smith. Donny, your thoughts.
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  Speaker 2: You know this is such a smart move.
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  Speaker 3: You see, the Jets have realized through Sam Donald, that
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  Speaker 3: their players play best when they're playing for the Seattle Seahawks. Well,
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  Speaker 3: then by that math, it would mean that the Seahawks
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  Speaker 3: play best when they're on the Jets.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's as simple as that. It's as simple
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  Speaker 2: as that. That's all. That's it, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, talking about simple, we've got to talk about basketball news.
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  Speaker 1: There are reports that the NCAA is considering expanding the
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  Speaker 1: Turney Field from sixty four teams to seventy two teams.
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  Speaker 2: Now a lot of people are.
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  Speaker 1: Saying this is too many teams, but Tony, I don't
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  Speaker 1: think this is nearly enough things.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know, I've never understood why the tournament doesn't
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  Speaker 3: just include all four thousand, three hundred college basketball teams
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  Speaker 3: in the country. First of all, you could just make
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  Speaker 3: the entire season the tournament, which would obviously boost ratings. Second,
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  Speaker 3: of course, just think of how exciting that first round
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  Speaker 3: would be. You could have number one seed Kansas facing
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  Speaker 3: number four thousand, three hundred seed Pennsylvania Highlands Community College. Now, sure,
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  Speaker 3: PHCC might only have eleven people in the entire school
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  Speaker 3: and not even have a basketball team yet, but think
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  Speaker 3: of the upset potential. Look of how big it would
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  Speaker 3: be when the number four thousand, three hundred seed upsets
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  Speaker 3: the number one seed.
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  Speaker 2: That would be like David beaton Goliath.
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  Speaker 1: It's such a slam dunk idea, don'ty. I can't believe
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  Speaker 1: nobody's doing it anyway, It's right, dah. While we're talking
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  Speaker 1: basketball in the WIBA this page Bukers sit came out
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  Speaker 1: and said that it's nobody's business if she had a
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  Speaker 2: You know, because all these reporters are asking about.
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  Speaker 1: It, and you know there's people out there saying, well,
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  Speaker 1: you wouldn't ask the same question about male basketball players. Well, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: I personally think we should ask those questions about male
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  Speaker 1: we're back from break. Okay, prepare yourself because you know
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna say something that these media heads they're gonna
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  Speaker 1: get they're gonna get so upset about.
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  Speaker 2: They're gonna get a.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I see these people, they're losing their minds because,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the other week day whatever it was, Lebron
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  Speaker 1: James threw an alley oop to his son Bronnie and
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  Speaker 1: people getting so emotional about this exactly a big deal.
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  Speaker 1: You know, doesn't change the fact that Bronnie James sucks
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  Speaker 1: at basketball. Okay, so he made a shot from one foot.
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  Speaker 1: What am I supposed to be impressed? Exactly? You know,
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  Speaker 1: we have some very controversial takes about this, and we know,
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  Speaker 2: Just putting it out there. Just putting it out there.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So you know, when I look at Bronnie James,
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  Speaker 1: all I think about is how he sucks so much
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  Speaker 1: at basketball.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 1: Now, naturally a lot of people want to blame Lebron
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  Speaker 1: for that, and that does make a lot of sense.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, personally, I don't think it's Lebron we
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  Speaker 1: should blame, because you know, well, Lebron is at least
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  Speaker 1: semi decent that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's okay, you know. Yeah. The person that I
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  Speaker 2: think we should.
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  Speaker 1: Blame is clearly Lebron's wife, Savannah, because this woman clearly
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  Speaker 1: sucks at basketball, and there were probably all sports. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I've never seen or met this woman in
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  Speaker 1: real life, but you've got to assume that with that DNA,
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  Speaker 1: you know, this woman must be as close to an
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  Speaker 1: invalid as you can get without being an invalid. You know, again,
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  Speaker 1: never met her, but you know, just putting it out there,
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  Speaker 1: you know, oh, we're.
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  Speaker 2: Just putting it out there.
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  Speaker 3: And you see, I think if Lebron really wanted to
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  Speaker 3: guarantee that his offspring would be good at basketball, then
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  Speaker 3: he should have had sex with the WNBA player. Fact,
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  Speaker 3: I think every NBA player should have sex with a
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  Speaker 3: WNBA player.
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  Speaker 2: Just think about it.
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  Speaker 3: If Lebron had sex with say, Britney Griner, as horrible
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  Speaker 3: as that would be for everyone involved and also not involved,
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  Speaker 3: then that offspring would be much better at basketball.
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  Speaker 2: You know, we're just putting it out there.
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  Speaker 1: We're just putting it out there. I mean that's you know,
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  Speaker 1: thinking about it. The NBA teams and the WNBA teams, well,
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  Speaker 1: they have the same ownership, so clearly they should just
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  Speaker 1: start a farm system where you know, male and female
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  Speaker 1: basketball players mate.
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  Speaker 3: Like you do with you know, horses. Yeah, just putting
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  Speaker 3: it out out there, and you know, think about it.
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  Speaker 3: The process of creating a new human being is called
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  Speaker 3: pro creation. Well isn't that how you make a pro
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  Speaker 3: It's not called amateur creation.
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  Speaker 2: It's called a pro creation. You know. Again, just putting
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  Speaker 2: it out We're just putting it out there.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, if I'm running the Indiana basketball teams,
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  Speaker 1: well I'm getting Tyrese Haliburton to go have sex with
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  Speaker 1: Caitlyn Clarke.
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  Speaker 2: It's a no brainer.
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  Speaker 1: No, Yeah, sure, Caitlin Clark as a boyfriend, but you
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  Speaker 1: know he needs to understand what matters most, and that's
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  Speaker 1: the future of the franchises and also the world.
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  Speaker 2: You know, Zach, again just putting it.
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  Speaker 3: Out, just out there, and you know, we learned in
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  Speaker 3: Philly you gotta trust the process. And what more important
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  Speaker 3: process is there than that of a human egg developing
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  Speaker 3: into a person. In fact, looking back, I wish the
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  Speaker 3: Sixers process had been having Joe l Embiid have sex
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  Speaker 3: with again Britney Griner. You know, I know that's terrible
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  Speaker 3: to envision, and you're all probably dry heathen right now,
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  Speaker 3: But again, we're just putting it out.
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  Speaker 2: We're just putting it out there.
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  Speaker 1: And while we're talking combos here, Tony, what about Losa
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  Speaker 1: Pippen and Michael Jordans you know, not Michael Jordan's not famous,
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: talentless son, no, but you know actual Michael Jordan. And
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: if they could just have sex once, well, that child
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  Speaker 1: would be the ultimate NBA gombo. I mean, it would
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: be half Jordan, half Pippin in what person one?
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  Speaker 2: And I know that might be awkward for.
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  Speaker 1: Michael Jordan to have sex with his son's girlfriend, But again,
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  Speaker 1: just putting it out.
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  Speaker 3: Just putting it out there, and now I see what
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: Wilt Chamberlain was trying to do.
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  Speaker 2: He was just roster building. That's all that that was.
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  Speaker 3: You know, he was trying to help his teams build
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  Speaker 3: a future while populating the entire world. But since nothing
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: came at it that in the NBA, it's clear that
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: all twenty thousand of those women he slept with must
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: have suspence.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Sucked at basketball. Yup, And well that wraps our segment,
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: just putting it out there, and well we just put
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: out downy another terrific episode. Should did don't forget you know,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Mother's Day? Visit the merchant stay are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 4: Corrections?
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  Speaker 1: Talk about someone I'd like to put out on the
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  Speaker 1: garb with my garbage?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, produce therections. Why go, just go?
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  Speaker 4: You really compared mackay Lemon's stats in college to Randy
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  Speaker 4: Moss's stats in the NFL.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, same numbers. Bro, Apples to apples, Bro.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it's not. You can't compare the stats from
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: college to the stats from the pros. It's a totally
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: different game.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well you know it's going to be totally different.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Your face after I beat you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw your stats in college. Two thousand nights alone.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Oh I still talking?
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  Speaker 4: What go you pronounced the w NBA star page Buckers?
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: So what bro? Yeah, it's written that way. Bro.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: What Yeah, No, it's not her name. Her name is
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: Paige Becker's not Bukers. You might want to learn her
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: name since she's one of the best players in the sport.
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  Speaker 2: Oh well, on the subject of page you know who's
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: about to receive a page the corner after I murder you.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and don't worry, I learned your name, penisless douchebag.
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  Speaker 4: Oh what, by the way, it's not Goliath, it's Goliath.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Oh well, why don't you Goliath on a train track?
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah? And why don't you go yourself.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: That while he's going, guess who's coming to the show
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: next week? Just booked super Bowl hero egos legend Nick Foles.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: That you that's something you should a comment about in
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: the comments.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Go through it right now, six number six, maybe seven
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  Speaker 1: in the present.
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  Speaker 2: And you know what, we're also gonna be counting. We're
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: gonna be counting.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: The number of people who visit the merch doll who right,
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: I can always count on Dony.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: That's you to do a great job as you did today,
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Same to you, Paulie, another floorless show. There you go,
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: we'll see people next week. See your