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Amanda's HS Yearbook Had A Theme · Podcast - Big 98.7

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When you're in the car, I want you to think about I want you
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to look around, look at your partner, and think about whether or not
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you are what they call car compatible. Are compatible. Every couple needs to
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have some car compatibility, and a lot of people don't, and it's an
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issue in marriages. Think about this, so being car compatible, basically,
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if you're sharing a vehicle or there's at least a little crossover of using the
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same vehicle, you know, are you having to adjust the seats every time?
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Are the mirrors in different places? Do you agree on where the setting
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should be? What no presets are? I mean in presets? So we
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have the radio situation, weren't good? I went six all of them on
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ninety eight point seven. Of course, absolutely just in case the other ones
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go out. I got it. They're all back up. They're all backups.
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Ah when it comes to so of course we have two vehicles. But
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when my husband gets into my vehicle, he's like, oh my gosh,
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because he has to adjust everything. He's like, oh, really, you're
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just looking at yourself in the mirror, like just all of it. I
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mean, he just really raz really have your rear view mirror set up so
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you can see her face. No, I'm just a little shorter than him,
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so he thinks it's right on my face. That's what I would never
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just have it no clue what's going on behind the vehicle, as long as
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I can check my my duck lips solid to day. Yeah, that's really
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the Probably the best thing Lauren and I, my wife and I have going
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is there were similar heights and so it's like it's easy to get in.
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Yeah, although she does while we are basically the same height, she must
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like have her chest on the steering wheel and she's driving because even I have
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to like back the seat up, you know, and I tend to sit
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a little bit more upward, or excuse me, my husband sits a little
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bit more upward. I'm kind of more of the like the rider. Yeah,
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exactly. That's so uncomfortable to drive. I don't know why. It's
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so cozy. It's such a high school thing and back then thinking you had
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to like, you know and put your wrist over the steering wheel right right
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at midnight up there. And I sometimes all and I don't know if it's
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illegal or not, but I kick my leg up like I sit with my
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one knee how up like like like with it up, like okay, so
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your foot is up my foot or your knee next to me and my knee
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is Oh yeah, that's that's such a girl curled up but comfy. That's
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for two people, women and me, because that's how I do that.
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Yeah. Yeah, knee tucked up and your foot like on the seat.
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Yeah. I just I don't know why that's so comfortable. It's probably horrible
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like if you were to get into an accident, Yeah, like that leg
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is gone or is that the one you're saving because it's all tucked in?
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True, it really kind of depends. The one thing that we're not compatible
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on is for some reason, because he drives wherever we go. I think
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I've driven him less than two times and we've been together six years. That
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damn break on my side does not work at the passenger break it doesn't work.
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It doesn't work. No, it doesn't work. And uh, what
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if he just gets really upset? What about your like anxious deep breaths every
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time he's coming to a stop, as if he's never driven. Whoa baby
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handle? When I grab that, it's like he's like a serious, like
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opinion not you would think my wife thinks that I just every day get into
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an accident the way she treats my driving. Yeah, anytime you're come into
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a red light, you know, and I get sometimes you got to like
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hit the brakes a little harder than others. But if she won't say anything.
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But it's just so subtle, little like gasps that just stressed me out.
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He just he feels this exact same pain drive or the worst is I
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am like antsy when he's driving. I feel like I'm paying more attention probably
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than when I'm driving. So the light will turn green, I'm like,
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it's green. He's like, I'm it just turned green. I'm like,
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it's funny. How much? Then about fifteen seconds, Oh yeah, oh
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my god, it's green. It's green. It's funny how involved you are
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with when it's in town. But then when it's a long road trip there
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you are passed out when we could really use you to actually just keep his
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company. Now you're zombed. There's a lot of personal attach must be nice
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not to mention a little car compatibility issue my life and I have. She
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has a very different idea of how clean a car should be, so we've
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really struggled with that, with our we have the we have the timely vehicle.
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Well, you know, I just don't mind, Like it doesn't stress
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me out if there's some things in the vehicle, Like she's like, what
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do you mean things? Well, because you have been on record for years
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that you basically live in your vehicle, and that would stress me out a
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little less now than before. But there were definitely some times drives, Yeah,
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living out of my vehicle. But yeah, like being in a band,
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djaying weddings, like there's a lot of equipment. And then with that
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you just kind of get care free when it comes to other stuff like subway
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wrappers, no Jimmy John's ew and the smell all of it smell's kind of
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nice. Wouldn't you agree that those places smell kind of nice? Imagine if
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your own vehicle smelled like that every time you got into it. No subway
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gross? Are you kidding me? I love subway, but the smell of
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it? No, thank you. You're the only one saying, man,
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I'm sorry. So let me guess you prefer new car smell. Take that
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any day? More of a vanilla thoughike it? Amanda in the morning,
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Big ninety eight point seven now Amanda fills the sea. Let's see. Well,
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we have some breaking news. Cassie has released her first statement after the
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video was released. It was a week ago Tomorrow of P Diddy basically chasing
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her and assaulting her for the world to see, kicking our multiple times.
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Just horrific stuff here, brutal. Now we found out that the reason P
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Diddy did not say her name and apologize in the video on Sunday that he
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released is because they have a really strict NDA where they can't say each other's
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name. So she just jumped on social media and said thank you for all
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the love and support from my family, friend, strangers, and those I
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have yet to meet. That port of love has created a place for my
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younger self to settle and feel safe now. But this is only the beginning.
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Domestic violence is the issue. It broke me down to someone I never
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thought I would become. With a lot of hard work, I'm better today,
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but I will always be recovering from my past. Thank you to everyone
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that has taken the time to make this matter or take this matter seriously.
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My only ask is that everyone open your heart to believing victims the first time.
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It takes a lot of heart to tell the truth out of a situation
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that you were powerless in. I offer my hand to those that are still
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living in fear. Reach out to your people, don't cut them off.
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No one should carry this weight alone. This healing journey is never ending.
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But this support means everything to me. Love always. Cassie wow Well said
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powerful stuff, but just sad what you went through. For sure. Absolutely,
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Jennifer Lopez just kind of bad timing. We know that there's something going
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on with her and Ben Affleck. They're both wearing their wedding rings. There's
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a lot of people trying to start rumors that maybe there's something something going on
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with Jennifer Gardner just because Jennifer Gardner has been going to his rented house.
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I do not think so either. They have a daughter who's graduating right now,
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so I'm sure they're going through typical graduation and college stuff and co parenting.
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But Jennifer Lopez is making the media rounds because she has a new movie
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coming out called atlass So Yeah, yesterday, she was in Mexico City on
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a panel and somebody asked, birth been afflick is real? These r I
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love that the guy's like, what is he doing, where is he at,
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what is he doing? It's just so funny, is true? What's
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going on with these rumors? And she kind of smiled but kind of gave
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him the come on now, like, don't even go there. Well she
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before she responded with the she looked at him in the eyes and just like
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you killed him with her eyes. So I don't think that gentleman will be
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asking that question again. She's a little scary. I think she can beat
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me up. She does have this very especially if you've watched the movie enough.
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She's got this like b a about her. Absolutely, so who knows,
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but hopefully they figure it out. I would love for her to just
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be open and candidate about it. Yeah, we're going through a hard time,
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but we're married and we love each other. Like say something, Well,
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that's a lot to ask me. Would you would you come on here
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and be like, you know, guys, I don't know. It's not
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going well. I mean if if every time I hit refreshing people are like
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Nick Linder living in a new home in North Fargo, checked into the hotel
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Donaldson, Oh, then my mama would be there. You'd be alleging,
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you'd be willing to look past your issues for a night at the hotel.
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Donaldson, I really, I'm just that's all happening, all right. Jelly
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Roll admits that he does a little frivolous thing. You know, when you
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get money, you always wonder. We always kind of talk about, like,
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hey, if I won the lottery, what's something ridiculous you would do
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every day? Because you have this obscene amount of money. He said,
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he only wears socks once one and done. That's the dream, that's it,
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That's the American dream. The reason I brought it up is this has
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always been your thing every day. I know that it would be amazing just
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to every morning open the package, heal them apart, and you put them
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on. It's like you just feel better, you feel healthier, you feel
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more athletic. It's like you're walking on a cloud. Yeah, you disagree,
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you don't like something. I mean, I like them, but it
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does like a I like a thick, cozy pair of socks. It's true,
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some of those thin I just remember growing up. I don't even know
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if they make them anymore. I think a lot of people probably wore the
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similar like Haynes socks that you just get a Walmart. Yes, they were
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so thin, always getting a pair of or like I set off Amazon and
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they're like almost see through, and they're so it's like I'm not wearing a
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sock, but I'm just like one step away from a hole. That's probably
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why they were so cheap. That's I don't even know. I don't even
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know a lot of really gross, imature things I could say, but we're
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not going to do it because this program is mature. I get a man
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in the morning. Seven. You know, if you're a West Fargo student
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today, you are skipping out of the house because it is your last day
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of school. That feeling of the last day of school just so good,
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oh my, especially if you're graduating in just the world. I mean,
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just knowing you're going into college, your last summer just hanging with your friends
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so fun. It is fun, and so it's so fun that Amanda thought
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it would be cool to dust off her yearbook from her high school graduation.
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Now, biggest mistake of my life in my hands here I have the two
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thousand and two, two thousand and three yearbook from Wadina Deer Creek High School
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in Minnesota. Amanda, it just I mean, what a blast from the
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past. This must be for you to read all these wonderful messages from your
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classmates. You know, it's interesting for me too because I've known you a
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long time, but I didn't know you in high school, right. Yeah.
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So when I opened up the autograph section in huge letters, somebody who
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did not leave their name wrote you have some huge boobs, and I just
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thought, well, that's okay. I mean you're more than that, of
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course, so I read on thought, surely somebody that's something nice to say
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other than that, And I don't know that there were Amanda. You know
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your boobs are huge? Yes, I'm serious. What a thing to say
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is just unbelievable. Whatever clown wrote this, And I'm looking I believe in
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Ivan. Yeah, I'm looking at you. Ivan. I mean this is
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your parting words for your classmate going you remember? And then I turned the
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page here and you know your bleeps are monstrous. I mean what I just
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am has in the equivalent of like a male if this was like what my
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yearbook and it didn't dress me, but I mean, what, wow,
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how do you feel about that? I honestly am in shock that this is
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what is being said about me in my yearbook. I had I hadn't dusted
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this bad boy off in sometimes. I mean, I think it's complimentary at
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least, right you've I mean, I don't know, is it. I
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just people were addressing me in high school high school boy specifically some of the
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most immature creatures. Correct, and you can read that. I'm sure these
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boys have all gone on to become men and have wives and daughters and are
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just you know, great guy tolled by their actions in your book. But
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I did find Amanda's photo, which a lovely senior photo classic early two thousands.
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You got the you literally look like a Britney Spears album cover. So
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good stuff there, and thank you so much. Do you remember your senior
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quote? Very inspirational. It said there are two kinds of people in the
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world, those who walk into a room and say, there you are,
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and those who say, here I am. I look at this and it's
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got a little your your baby pictures you and a dance outfit, very a
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durable Yeah, heck of a minute, little mini mouse mullet picture. Yeah,
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man, what a time two thousand and two, two thousand and three,
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wanting to Deer Creek. In fact, it was very nice of them
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include the cost of things. In two thousand and two three did your your
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book do that? I don't remember that. We had like a whole section
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of like what was big, what was new? All that. It's crazy
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to think that the Pioneer Journal only cost you one single dollar to pick up?
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Oh the old PJ. The latest edition of Pioneered Journal. Now what
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is the cost now? Do we know? Or is you know? I'm
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not sure? Probably an online subscription. Uh, Eclipse Power ice sugarless gum
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only sets you back a dollar five? Is it was that big back?
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Eclipse gum is still a thing, is it? I just feel like gum
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in general really hit a peek in the mid two thousands. Everybody had gum.
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My kids are now just starting to get into gum, and they think
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bubble tape is like, you're starting to get into gum. They are,
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yeah, because they're what five and three and they just think gum is so
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cool. It is interesting? What is it? You know what? It's
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disgusting. It's just sugar chewing sugar, okay? And what this cost?
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In two thousand and three, the Sesame Street Chicken Dance, Elmo, what
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Ranio? What is that fifteen dollars and twenty nine cents. Is that just
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like something like a Tickle Me Elmo? Must have been box of clean dollar
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ninety five. I was not on the yearbook committee, so I'm not I'm
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not sure. Usually like this is the most telling. Do we get the
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stamp on there? How much was a stamp? Oh? Yeah, that's
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that's a postage stamp? Thirty seven cents? What are they now? Fifty?
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No stamps? Right now I want to say like a dollar? No,
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come on, yes, you can get like a forever stamp. I
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want to say for seventy five cents. Interesting new release of a movie rental
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was only three bucks? Not really relevant to at this point. It's so
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interesting to see you just had They had no idea when they were writing this
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out what twenty twenty four would be like. But here we are a two
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thousand and three Jaguar convertible. I guess that was a hot hot rod back
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then. Eighty six thousand. I mean, that's like pretty comparable to maybe
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what it would be now. I don't know. I feel like a Jaguar
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or something that's probably going to be like one eighty six these not a car
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guy. One thing that was film on there because we were still taking pictures
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and getting film developed in perum at one hour photo. Oh yeah, Kodak
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four hundred speed film, the speed film A dollar thirty nine for a role
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of that baby. No, it's not bad at all. They could get
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it done for you in an hour or less. Oh man, then you'd
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get the doubles so you could pass them out to your friends. No good.
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Remember that whole section of a Walmart? Yes, and you know they
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had that section, and they had the section you could take family photos.
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Oh I don't remember that. Oh yeah, you never got your family photos
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taking a Walmart. Uh huh. Well it shows, honey, it shows
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trending new Excre's what you need to know. Oh, they were so close,
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but they couldn't get it done. Dee Wolves lost last night to the
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Mavericks one o eight to one oh five. Game two is going to be
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Friday night at the Target Center, seven thirty. Then they had to Dallas
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for Game three on Sunday. They played so well until you know, just
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the end. And basketball is a frustrating game, you know, because I'm
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generally not a big basketball guy, but times like this I am all in
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and It's just such such a game of streaks. And the Wolves were playing
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so well the whole game, but then right at they just started, they
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just turned into a JV squad. It was putetic unbelievable. How when the
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baskets you're not making them, Like when the ball doesn't go in the basket
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and you're justying, you're not even getting the chance to shoot the ball because
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you're throwing. You're throwing the ball just out of bounds. You're just turning
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it over. Just hear it. We don't want to we don't want to
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take a turn. You guys have it. So that was frustrating, you
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know, not to mention because we're hurrying to finish up league night at Rose
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Creek and I had just finished up a very rather convincing victory, and I
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thought, you finally one league night, let's a second needed it in the
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worst way, And so I thought, all right, I did my part,
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te Wolves your turn, and they just couldn't come back. And to
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confirm you did not bet on the t Wolves last night, No, I
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did not. Okay, just making sure that that wasn't an ongoing problem we
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would be having. The mood would be a little worse if that was the
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case. All right. Speaking of basketball, Kaitlyn Clark has signed another big
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endorsement deal. She is a multi year partnership with Wilson. They're going to
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do a signature basketball collection. The only other person or athlete to do this
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is Michael Jordan. That's good out of you. A lot of kids will
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be getting those Wilsons for Christmas. I'm sure probably, Yeah, Wilson.
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Did they pay for that advertising in that movie Castaway with Tom Hanks? Yeah?
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I wonder if they did it not. Probably not. They just they
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just handed it to them. Probably, And that's like some Yeah. I
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mean, that's a product placement at its finest. Absolutely all right. Several
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gas stations across the country, including in the FM area, are going to
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be lowering prices at the pump today for a charitable cause. Now Holiday and
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Circle K locations will reduce their prices going into Memorial Day weekend by forty cents
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a gallon, that is today between four and seven. This is what's really
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cool. Ten percent of the money used to purchase will be used to donate
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to the children a Fallen Patriots Foundation. What a great cost and if you
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can save some money on some gas. Heck, yeah, forty cents a
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gallon? Yeah, need it? They're still high. I don't pay much
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attention to gas price says, but I do notice that they're still pretty high.
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Whenever you fill up your tank and it's over a hondo, You're like,
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okay, we've got are the caveat being that Amanda drives a school bus.
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My niece on ultimate doesn't quite sniff the triple digits. I'm thinking,
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if it's like sixty dollars good knowing? Yeah, how many gallons is it?
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I have no idea. What do you get from mileage on that?
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I have no idea. I trust. I just know that our family is
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comfortable in this. Uh well, I mean you have two kids, which
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is the most kids anybody's ever had, so and a dog that's right,
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and a lot of things ros to so well, just wait till they have
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friends and I'm traveling with them and doing It's just it's nice to have a
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space. You'll never regret having the space. That's what I say. She
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had one kid, she got prag well, howney, we need the biggest
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vehicles they've ever made. I would have kept the jeep. Nick said it
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wasn't going to be safe for the kids. I was ready for keep it.
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I was ready to keep the white jeep wrangler, and he just said,
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Nope, you gotta get yourself a mom car. What better vehicle for
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wrangling kids? Real luxury? All right, rain today high a seventy three
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kind of copy and paste at for the next couple of days. Hopefully by
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Saturday we'll get some sunshine. You turn it out in a minute in the
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morning. On Big Nutty eight point seven, Amanda and I were talking about
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our senior years, graduating, that's the whole thing, and how excited you
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were that whole year of where you're going out to college, maybe you're going
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out to work somewhere, maybe you're joining the military, whatever it was you
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were doing. It was just so exciting. Your whole life was ahead of
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you. But meanwhile, Amanda, you don't really pay as much attention than
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to what's going on in the world around you, right right, I mean,
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your senior in high school, you've got bigger issues. You got you
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know, girls, boys, wrestling, and so we want to do reminisce
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on the biggest events of the year we graduated. So if you want to
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weigh in what was the biggest thing that went down your senior year? So
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according to my yearbook, because I do have it in hand, Wooding A
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Dear Creature, Class of two thousand and three, the national tragedy was the
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Space Shuttle Columbia launching a tr mission two thousand and three. I remember that.
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I remember all seven the summer. I remember like sitting at home watching
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that crazy sad flip phones had just become a thing just because they didn't flip.
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And now now we're back to not flipping. Some pop culture for you.
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American Idol, so Kelly Clarkson won in two thousand and two into two
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thousand and three, and then right after it was Ruben Stuttered. Isn't that
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wild biggest? What a sort of a quiet year if we have Ruben Stuttered
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winning American Idol. I remember it like I remember, yeah, because obviously
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the first year like hooked everybody. So coming back with the second season,
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like we were all like we were there for it. You know. I
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actually just thought there was a girl who just won American Idol this week,
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and it's just like it doesn't even phase me anymore, not at all.
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But that year it was down to Ruben and Clay aching right, Yeah,
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is Ruben? Did he pass away? No? Not him and Clay actually
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still kind of do like reunion tours. I feel like they might have been
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at the Fargo Theater recently. Interesting. Just got a text message here from
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somebody. They graduated in nineteen ninety nine, and you know, everybody thought
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the world, the world was ending coming to an end. Kind of wish
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it would. Oppie Downer Pike, what year did you graduate? All the
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way back into your two thousand and nine Amanda, two thousand and nine and
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some way, what a year? I mean, you remember this the infamous
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car accident that led to Tiger Woods downfall. Yeah, getting attacked with golf
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clubs in his own driveway in Florida. That was crazy. In a couple
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of airplane related incidents, and I totally forgot about both of these. But
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in two thousand and nine, you know, we talked all about the Malaysian
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airline that went missing, but apparently Air France flight had gone missing too,
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same scenario, like they literally don't know what happened. They assumed it crashed
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into the Atlantic Ocean. And then on the other side, there were no
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survivors in that but everybody survived on a US Airways plane that had to do
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a crash landing in the Hudson River. Thanks, So that's right US.
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So you made a movie about it apt in Sully. I have to sully
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about one hundred and fifty five people on board. Can you imagine that flight?
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Oh man, Michael Jackson died in two thousand and nine, I remember
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this. This is so two thousand and I would have been my first year,
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I think in radio. Oh yeah, yeah, what a story to
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cover. Just uh, she had some hard hitting coverage. Yeah. And
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then of course I totally had forgot this. But in Colorado there was a
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frantic search balloon Boy for a six year old boy named Falcon who was believed
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to be in a hot air balloon. I remember, I was going,
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well, the search ended at his house where they found him. It was
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a whole it was a completely fake hoax. Whatever happened to this whole family
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because they were all in on it, right, yes, because they were
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interviewing on TV, like his older brother. Yeah, I don't know,
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I think he's up there, he's in the balloon. I remember, because
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gosh, these goofy radio people were like trying to figure out how we could
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get people up in the air to look for me. Yeah, and also
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to do like stunts around it because it was so ridiculous. Yeah, I
23:00
remember the panic mode. Everybody thinks you imagine of all the ways to lose
23:03
your child, haven't have just floated into the outer space Like what Yeah,
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that's one of my weird, like irrational fears. I'll never get in a
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hot air balloon, probably because of that. The benefit is not there.
23:15
I don't know how I'm gonna die, but I do know it's not going
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to be in a hot air balloon. I'm going to rule that out.
23:19
Get an in the morning on big You know, there's a lot of bad
23:26
things that can happen to you. We've all had bad things happen to us
23:27
in our life. But I would say we can all agree nothing is worse
23:33
than moving. I mean there's a few things, name one bad thing,
23:37
losing a loved one that's worse than moving. It's up there. Moving is
23:41
Yeah, it's a well, there was a survey down and it's so bad
23:45
moving that a quarter twenty five percent of Americans thing moving is more stressful than
23:52
landing an airplane. Now I'm out of those people who's landed an airplane,
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probably not many. It would be stressful, you know what I mean,
24:00
Like, gosh, with all those passengers aboard and you have to probably there's
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got to be a certain point where it's like, if I'm not down at
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this level, we're toast. I wonder if for pilots it's got to be
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you know how it is for you and your job, like the thing you've
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done a million times, you can do it in your sleep, you know,
24:17
like turn in these microphones on, you know, But for pilots,
24:19
is it like is it that stress free at this point for them if they've
24:22
done it a bunch of times or is or do they really have to like
24:25
focus every single time, just like kind of shaking in their boots. You
24:29
think at any point you've been on a plane where the pilot is texting while
24:33
landing the plane, do you think that's happened? I don't think, like,
24:37
honey, I'm like, how we're not supposed to be but we're texting
24:41
like honey, I'm landing. Oh you're one of those animals at text before
24:44
the plane even lands. Oh as soon as you're low enough that you can
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sent Oh my gosh, airplane mode. Yeah right. You didn't happen to
24:51
be on a Malaysian Airlines flight in the mid twenty tens, did you.
24:55
Now, So people think moving is more stressful than landing a plane. They
24:57
even say it's more reressful then losing a job. Oh, come on,
25:03
switching careers. I guess it depends on where you're moving. Like you moved
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across the country a year ago, that I could see being very stressful.
25:11
Yeah. Two, So I moved in twenty twenty, drove across the country
25:14
with our stuff, and then I had to fly back here to Florida to
25:18
fifteen hundred miles twenty six hours, ends up being more like thirty horrible,
25:22
and then moving back here. I think we've documented it well a year ago
25:26
when I was coming back here twenty six foot U haul, which somehow they
25:29
just let any old schmuck drive with the Nissan Ultimate. Yeah that's about Oh,
25:33
and you need to get your vehicle, go ahead, just hitch it
25:34
to the back of the semi truck you're driving. That's just dangerous. Good
25:37
luck. Now that I could see us stressful moving from like forty fifth Street
25:41
in thirty second Avenue to you know veterans in fifty second Avenue not going to
25:47
probably be the most stressful. Yeah, you have to pack, but there's
25:49
also something about like purging and getting excited about it in a new home.
25:52
The new chapter. Moving out for sure sucks, but yeah, it's the
25:56
excitement of moving into a new place. Usually. Yeah, are you the
25:59
one to ask people to help you move? Or you just no, no,
26:02
because I don't want to return the favor. It's a moving company.
26:04
Oh, nobody's asking you to help them move, even if I asked them.
26:10
It was like the glass my husband exactly. I mean, ladies,
26:12
let's just call it what it is. You got I mean, listen,
26:15
you got it good. Nobody's asking you to help move a couch. Have
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you been asked to what? Be honest? I'm sure I'm not saying.
26:25
I'm not saying ladies are not capable. Oh I'm pretty sure you did.
26:29
I'm not saying that. I'm just saying people wouldn't ask. They don't want
26:30
to bother you with that sort of stuff because they know you're busy doing other
26:33
important cooking and painting our nails, getting a pedicure and manage. Did I
26:41
mention I'm the kicker for the Kansas City Chiefs. I'm kidding. Oh my
26:45
gosh, I shot at Harrison. Well, he's an idiot if anyone deserves
26:51
Now we're we were talking about movie. Now you're getting political. That is
26:53
just as painful. Oh okay, I man, fine. Next time I
26:56
need a couch moved and we're on the third floor and of an apartment and
27:00
it doesn't fit in the elevator. So I'm gonna go pop you up with
27:03
these pipes. I'll get that other side. I'll get that other side,
27:07
Jarrett right in pivot, puvot, we'll be pivot in friend style to the
27:11
left. Didn't go down the elevator how many times? You know? One
27:15
time I had to My mom was moving out of her apartment. Same thing,
27:18
third floor balcony. It's one of those times where just throw it over
27:21
the balcony. I don't know, I don't know what they did, but
27:23
I know for a fact that this couch didn't come in through this door because
27:26
there's no way it's getting out right, Like, you've tried every possible angle.
27:30
So we had to get it literally lowered it from the balcony. Oh
27:33
really, I was kidding, No swear to God, like use a police
27:37
system that I had created somehow, and shockingly nobody died. Interesting, yeah,
27:42
horrible, pikeet a minute in the morning. Come on, get up
27:45
on Big seven. You want to spect to sing when you hear that telephone
27:52
room by friend, this lesson by wrested by flick. Well, it is
28:04
graduation season and this guy, this dad, has been planning his kids graduation
28:08
party for months, very exciting, doing it up, actually hiring some catering.
28:12
I'm told, Hey, and so Amanda, what if we just hear
28:17
me out? What if I pretended to be from the catering company. No,
28:21
that'd be silly. I think it'd be extra silly. Hello. Hi
28:27
is this Chris? Yeah, Hi Chris, Gary Shackles, event coordinator down
28:36
here at catering. Just wanted to run through some of the details of your
28:40
graduation party if you got a second here, Oh yeah, sure, I
28:45
got a minute. What's up? Okay? Perfect? Perfect? So you
28:47
know we're still on for this Saturday for approximately one hundred and fifty guests.
28:51
It looks like is that correct? Yep? Yep, okay, great,
28:55
great, And now you still wanted to pulled chicken and the looks like baked
28:59
potato bar. Is that correct? Yes, yep, exactly. Okay,
29:03
great, and you don't mind if the guys serving the food are prison inmates?
29:07
Is that correct? What? Oh, you don't know? Nobody,
29:14
nobody told you about this. I know what. Well, we have a
29:18
relationship with the Cass County Correctional Facility where we provide inmates with you know,
29:22
real jobs while they're serving their senses. And since the rest of our staff
29:26
is booked for this Saturday, you were sending out our jail guys to your
29:30
party. Is that maybe a problem? No, yeah, it's a problem
29:34
that. No. I don't want convict serving food. This is this is
29:40
I understand your hesitation, but if you just at least hear me out on
29:42
this, I think you're going to find that, you know, they're exactly
29:45
it. There are actually some benefits to having our inmate crew. I'm sorry,
29:49
what exactly would the benefit be? Well, for one, you know
29:55
they're going to show up. No, I'm sorry, I'm no, no,
30:00
no, no, not okay, it's not cool. You need to
30:03
buying a crew and it's not a bunch of freaking felons or like I'm going
30:10
to cancel this, Okay, well, Chris, Now, they're not all
30:12
felons. They're not. Why they in jail, Well, you know,
30:15
some of them are in for things like unpaid parking tickets, you know,
30:18
super chill stuff like that, but some of them aren't definitely felons. Yes,
30:23
park No, what kind of crimes did these felons commit? No,
30:29
Ah, little of this and that, you know, all money laundering,
30:32
racketeering, conspiracy to commit, murdering household stuff. Really no? Hell,
30:37
hell no man, no, no, there's no no way. This is
30:41
freaking unbelievable. Look, you're the streams. Tell me, we've been playing
30:47
this for months, and do you expect an absolutely pathetic reviewer come in your
30:51
way? Dude, if you think you're gonna send felons to my kids party,
30:56
what the hell? What if we had the guys wear chef hats?
30:59
Does that do anything for? Like big white chef hats. No, I
31:03
don't care what they're wearing, their convict I'm glad you said that, because
31:07
they will be, of course, in fact, wearing their standard issue orange
31:11
jumpsuits. But it sounds like that won't be an issue with you, Okay,
31:18
Chris, Chris, hang on now before we get too upset. I
31:21
just got to tell you one thing. There won't be any convicts at your
31:23
house is Saturday unless you invite them, because this is a this is a
31:26
prank call. No, well, step away from the phone. The prank
31:32
call. Your wife reached out to us. We are a local morning radio
31:36
show, Pike and a Mand in the morning, and this is called Pike's
31:38
Prank. Oh are you okay? Chris really got him worked up? Geez,
31:47
I don't know. I was about to go. It's just a goof
31:49
man, Sorry to get you worked up. Your wife reached down and said
31:52
she loves these prank calls for you and thought that it would be a perfect
31:56
time to get you on one with your daughter's graduation already coming up to Saturday.
32:00
So sorry about that. I'm going to I'm going to kill her.
32:04
I'm gonna end up in jail. Now, that's all right. That was
32:07
pretty good. Sounds like you got a sweet gig waiting for you have to
32:12
prison though, if you do end up there apparently a minute in the morning,
32:19
Big Naty eight point seven. You know you might not have a perfect
32:22
relationship. You might fight here and there, but at the very least your
32:27
partner isn't going online and writing long posts complaining about you for the whole world
32:31
to read. That would be wild, so that I would say that would
32:35
be problem one with the couple I'm about to tell you about, because this
32:37
woman's gone viral for a post she shared about her quote disgusting husband. I
32:43
imagine I'm just picturing myself logging into the Internet for the day seeing a viral
32:49
post about a disgusting husband. This woman just seems to be at her wits
32:52
end with her gross husband in his habits, specifically when it comes to the
32:57
pooh okay, because she said, you know, they've got kids, and
33:00
she's busy getting all the kids stuff ready at night, getting ready for the
33:04
next day, cleaning up, and she walks into the bedroom where there's a
33:07
connected bathroom picture happens a primary bedroom and she can't even take her contacts out
33:15
because it's so smelly. And she said, this is a constant thing,
33:17
and she knows just by the smell of it, what the toilet bowl is
33:22
going to look like. E Oh, this guy's leaving marks like a NASCAR
33:28
vehicle. Disgusting. Yeah, I know, I know, but you know,
33:30
you can't be bothered to clean it up, which I get is not
33:34
easy, but that it's so gross. But it's so gross that you should
33:37
never even tell anybody about it. Well, she obviously didn't for years,
33:42
but she's finally to the point where she just wants a solution, and so
33:46
people are saying literally the suggestions range from you need to take the kids and
33:51
get to a hotel and think about it. Yeah, to just this man
33:57
take his children. Yeah, yeah, you need to get out of their
33:59
honey. But you know, it's not just that. She also complains about
34:02
him banging around the room at night while she's trying to get her night,
34:06
like he'll know that she has a big day at work or something. And
34:08
listen, I get it. It's hard to like dig around the room when
34:12
it's dark. No, I get it. You know, we get up
34:14
real early, my wife's still sleeping, and so if I like, because
34:16
I always have to lay my clothes out, like in the bathroom, so
34:19
I don't have to constantly be in and out digging around for socks, sniffing
34:22
around underwear to find which one smells the most optimal. Ill ill ill.
34:28
Yeah, I know it's not ideal. I don't know what she should do
34:30
I kind of feel like, if he is banging around doing that stuff,
34:32
and he's leaving the skid marks in the toilet and he's doing all this,
34:36
do you think he's trying to push her away? I think, I mean,
34:40
that'd be a real subtle way to do it for this lady. I
34:44
think it's over. I think you definitely get to a hotel. You maybe
34:46
even call the police, get out of here.