Latest / The M&M Experience / President Trump Surprises the Japanese Prime Minister
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- 0:06Speaker 1: I did not get it Little Chicago from nineteen seventy seven.
- 0:12Speaker 1: If there's anybody who knows a little something about surprise,
- 0:15Speaker 1: it's Japan. The look on her face, and we all
- 0:20Speaker 1: we projected, we projected it onto that look on her face,
- 0:24Speaker 1: being a dignified Japanese woman or whatever. Her expression really
- 0:29Speaker 1: did not change that much at all, But we instantly
- 0:32Speaker 1: telegraph our own thoughts, like are either either A. She
- 0:35Speaker 1: thought that was hilarious or B she was mortified, or
- 0:38Speaker 1: somewhere in between. What what's what's your gut feeling? Well,
- 0:42Speaker 1: maybe somewhere in between. It's just he says things that
- 0:47Speaker 1: presidents don't typically say. But look, I mean, you can't
- 0:52Speaker 1: really dispute it. Pearl Harper was a surprise by you know,
- 0:57Speaker 1: but the greatness of it, Why didn't you call me
- 1:01Speaker 1: about Colonel Harbor? Neither of them was born.
- 1:05Speaker 2: Even Trump, who's about to turn eighty, was not yet born.
- 1:09Speaker 2: Sometimes he speaks metaphorically, Mark, Sometimes I mean.
- 1:13Speaker 1: It's good, it's so perfect.
- 1:15Speaker 2: And by the way, real quick movie note. So hail
- 1:18Speaker 2: Mary was im there? You were you and Lisa first
- 1:23Speaker 2: in line, eagerly awaiting your tab. But you were the
- 1:25Speaker 2: first ones in the theater weren't. Well, I tell you
- 1:28Speaker 2: what we I got him. I bought him online about
- 1:30Speaker 2: two weeks ago.
- 1:32Speaker 1: So you know, there you go.
- 1:34Speaker 2: Well, I may go, I may go. I may have to.
- 1:37Speaker 2: Now if I go this weekend, I'm going. What I'm
- 1:39Speaker 2: gonna do is I got a plan. I'm going to
- 1:41Speaker 2: go to everybody else in the movie theater make him
- 1:43Speaker 2: sign a pledge no texting, no talking. Do you continue?
- 1:47Speaker 1: I have not had a problem with that. Well, first
- 1:50Speaker 1: of all, don't all the theaters have. When we sat
- 1:54Speaker 1: down last night, it was it was a Baby Yoda.
- 1:58Speaker 1: Which of the films here? The band Orian thing? I
- 2:00Speaker 1: just don't care. Stop carry I'm not twelve anymore. It's
- 2:03Speaker 1: like Baby Yoda looks at the screen and goes and
- 2:06Speaker 1: it silences everybody's phone. They have some little bit, some
- 2:10Speaker 1: little pre recorded thing to remind everybody silence your phone,
- 2:13Speaker 1: no talking, no texting. Do you think that maybe it's
- 2:16Speaker 1: Texas manners. I haven't had a problem with anybody doing
- 2:18Speaker 1: any of that nonsensitive theater in years.
- 2:21Speaker 2: Every time, every time I go to the thing, talking
- 2:27Speaker 2: New York, Florida, South Carolina, everywhere I go. I mean,
- 2:31Speaker 2: I hate going to the movies for that particular reason.
- 2:35Speaker 2: Our texting, and the texting in particular because the light
- 2:40Speaker 2: from the phone, it's like it's like the Starship Enterprise
- 2:44Speaker 2: beaming me aboard. It's like, turn the darn phone off.
- 2:48Speaker 2: What's wrong with you? Why do you have to text?
- 2:50Speaker 2: Or how about this is even better? How about a
- 2:52Speaker 2: Broadway show where there's live actors on stage. It's a
- 2:55Speaker 2: darker theater and somebody's in there texting away, and then
- 2:59Speaker 2: the actors they see it. I mean, they know so stupid.
- 3:03Speaker 2: I just but I may go because hell, Mary looks fantastic.
- 3:06Speaker 1: It's just and Ryan Gosling is great, and it just
- 3:09Speaker 1: kind of reminds you how pretty wonderful he is. He's
- 3:11Speaker 1: been in a lot of stuff. I didn't care about
- 3:12Speaker 1: Harlet La La in whatever. But it was in a
- 3:16Speaker 1: Blade Runner twenty forty. Okay, Ryan Gosling was in a
- 3:19Speaker 1: movie that was a major point of contention for you
- 3:23Speaker 1: and me for a couple of days. Do you remember
- 3:26Speaker 1: I don't I don't you? I love you? Happy Friday?
- 3:31Speaker 1: You bought into one of the dumbest takes on a
- 3:34Speaker 1: movie in recent American history. Okay, No, he played Neil
- 3:39Speaker 1: Armstrong in First Man, and without seeing it, you bought
- 3:42Speaker 1: into the ridiculous clickbait that the movie is terrible because
- 3:46Speaker 1: it doesn't show him plenty the American flag. Good we
- 3:51Speaker 1: did it? And well did it? Did it? It did not?
- 3:58Speaker 1: It's not a documentary about a pigi.
- 4:00Speaker 2: Did you read, incidentally, the thing I sent you about
- 4:02Speaker 2: Hail Mary this morning?
- 4:03Speaker 1: Did you read the reposted it immediately because.
- 4:07Speaker 2: No green no green screen apparently no, no, I can't
- 4:11Speaker 2: wait just for the textic and it's fun.
- 4:13Speaker 1: And you think about that, like, why was that important?
- 4:15Speaker 1: So there there is an alien creature Rocky and.
- 4:21Speaker 2: Anything.
- 4:22Speaker 1: It's been in all the I didn't know that.
- 4:24Speaker 2: Now, why did you ruin that for me? Now I'm
- 4:26Speaker 2: not going I don't want to now you just blew it?
- 4:29Speaker 1: Why would you tell me? Ordinarily the creature would have
- 4:33Speaker 1: been a tennis ball, you know, with all the little
- 4:36Speaker 1: dots on it, to be replaced later on in post production.
- 4:39Speaker 1: They have five or six puppeteers working this thing at
- 4:42Speaker 1: all times. It makes him human. Why would And for
- 4:44Speaker 1: Ian Gosling he said it was important because it gave
- 4:47Speaker 1: us the real thing to get us. He's the only
- 4:49Speaker 1: guy did do something everywhere. You do this.
- 4:54Speaker 2: You do this all the time. I think you do
- 4:57Speaker 2: it on purpose. You think you're so nice every I
- 5:00Speaker 2: didn't know it. I didn't know. What do you mean
- 5:02Speaker 2: I knew it? How do I know it?
- 5:03Speaker 1: Well, get a computer.
- 5:05Speaker 2: What I've heard is it's a great movie. I mean,
- 5:07Speaker 2: and it's about I know he's up there in space
- 5:09Speaker 2: having some problems.
- 5:10Speaker 1: That's all I know that you got that from?
- 5:16Speaker 2: All right? Speaking of problems, Grady Judd, you've heard of
- 5:19Speaker 2: Florida Sheriff Grady Judd. He is beloved, Okay, all right,
- 5:24Speaker 2: Paul County, Florida. He is a based, real rock ribbed
- 5:30Speaker 2: law and order guy.
- 5:31Speaker 1: What's the quote from him? Was he the guy who
- 5:33Speaker 1: had a famous quote a few months ago like if
- 5:35Speaker 1: you are in our county?
- 5:37Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's that kind of guy. I don't know
- 5:39Speaker 2: what it was, but he's got a bunch of those
- 5:40Speaker 2: kind of quotes. But let me tell you what what
- 5:42Speaker 2: he's doing now. He's saying, brace yourself again. You got
- 5:47Speaker 2: to picture this law and order sheriff beloved, right, you know,
- 5:51Speaker 2: he is a good guy. He is saying it is
- 5:54Speaker 2: time for us to take off the take our foot
- 5:57Speaker 2: off the gas a little bit with the mass deport
- 6:00Speaker 2: in Florida and beyond. And for people who have businesses,
- 6:05Speaker 2: people who have been hard working, law abiding, people who've
- 6:10Speaker 2: been in this country for many years. Get we ought
- 6:14Speaker 2: to give them a path. We shouldn't be kicking them out.
- 6:17Speaker 2: You got mom and pop business owners who may be
- 6:20Speaker 2: here illegally, but for thirty years, they have done nothing wrong.
- 6:24Speaker 2: You got people have lawn care businesses. You got people,
- 6:28Speaker 2: hardworking people who haven't done anything wrong. They have been
- 6:32Speaker 2: good neighbors, they've been good citizens. I don't mean that
- 6:35Speaker 2: in the literal sense. Now let me finish this, Let
- 6:38Speaker 2: me finish, And he says, you know what, it's time
- 6:41Speaker 2: that we go back to going after the worst of
- 6:44Speaker 2: the worst. Go after the rapist and the criminals, and
- 6:46Speaker 2: the child molesters, and the people and the drunk drivers
- 6:49Speaker 2: and the people that are doing terrible things. But for
- 6:51Speaker 2: the people who have done nothing wrong since they arrived here. Now,
- 6:55Speaker 2: let me finish, Let me finish. For people who have
- 6:57Speaker 2: done nothing wrong all this time they've been here. Give
- 7:01Speaker 2: them a fine, give them a penalty, make sure you
- 7:04Speaker 2: make them help held accountable for the crime of illegal immigration.
- 7:08Speaker 2: But give them a path.
- 7:10Speaker 1: To citizenship, and what would that and what would that
- 7:12Speaker 1: consequence look like? Because I'm prepared because there are a
- 7:16Speaker 1: lot of people who are saying that and it's ruinous.
- 7:20Speaker 1: It's your heart eating your brain. Or they didn't do
- 7:22Speaker 1: anything else wrong and they run a nice you know,
- 7:24Speaker 1: taco truck down the street. If you do that, and
- 7:27Speaker 1: you say, well, you know, jose is such a nice guy,
- 7:29Speaker 1: and he's been here for thirty years illegally, hadn't done
- 7:31Speaker 1: anything else right. If you go easy on those folks,
- 7:33Speaker 1: if you do nothing of those folks, you'll we're screwed
- 7:36Speaker 1: forever because everybody, well, now, all I got to do
- 7:38Speaker 1: is get in, don't break any other laws, and the
- 7:40Speaker 1: country is then absolutely screwed. But if you can establish
- 7:43Speaker 1: some consequence that will be a disincentive. I'm prepared to
- 7:47Speaker 1: play ball with the sheriff and with you. So what
- 7:50Speaker 1: what would seem fair? In that example? They always throw
- 7:53Speaker 1: a conservatives somebody who didn't do anything else wrong. Yeah,
- 7:56Speaker 1: they're very illegally, but other than that their model citizens Again,
- 8:00Speaker 1: as you say, what what seems fair? What what kind
- 8:03Speaker 1: of consequence ought there to be?
- 8:05Speaker 2: And Grady Judge point to the question, Well, let's let's
- 8:09Speaker 2: flesh this out.
- 8:10Speaker 1: What do you think aquence ought to be?
- 8:12Speaker 2: And well, his suggestion is a fine ten thousand dollars fine,
- 8:17Speaker 2: you know, maybe some kind of a probationary period. But
- 8:21Speaker 2: what he's saying is to take the optics of taking somebody.
- 8:26Speaker 2: And incidentally, I would push back on your assertion that
- 8:31Speaker 2: if we offer this kind of a path, then it's
- 8:34Speaker 2: going to be open season. Everybody's going to come wanting back.
- 8:36Speaker 2: Of course, Boyle, the border is sealed. The border is secure. Mark,
- 8:40Speaker 2: you forgot that little part.
- 8:41Speaker 1: If you did, you know, you guess what, Trump ain't
- 8:44Speaker 1: always going to be president.
- 8:45Speaker 2: Well all right, but but then god willing, J D.
- 8:48Speaker 2: Vince or Marco Rubio will be president. But the border
- 8:52Speaker 2: is sealed. They're here. What do we do about it?
- 8:55Speaker 2: And it does remind Now, look, let me look at
- 8:57Speaker 2: the share with you, some of the feedback, and it's
- 8:59Speaker 2: not positive. There are a lot of people like you
- 9:01Speaker 2: that are saying and here's what I've been doing. I've
- 9:04Speaker 2: been going around taking a survey of people that I
- 9:06Speaker 2: trust and I know and I like in Florida and
- 9:09Speaker 2: beyond and and try and I'm testing the Grady Judd
- 9:13Speaker 2: theory on them, every single one of them, he said.
- 9:15Speaker 2: They say, he's absolutely right. They said, you know what,
- 9:18Speaker 2: if Trump were to say, you know what, we're going
- 9:20Speaker 2: to go focus on the the worst of the worst.
- 9:24Speaker 2: We're going to focus on the people that have committed
- 9:26Speaker 2: crimes after the crime of illegal immigration, let's always stipulate
- 9:30Speaker 2: that we would soar in the midterms, people would come
- 9:34Speaker 2: around in a way that you But here's the pushback.
- 9:36Speaker 2: Let me read somebody's you know, somebody's post. Even based
- 9:40Speaker 2: Florida Sheriff Grady Judd just called for amnesty, says hard
- 9:44Speaker 2: working illegals deserve a path to citizenship instead of deportation.
- 9:48Speaker 2: This is the same guy Republicans cheered for being tough
- 9:50Speaker 2: on crime. By the way he is now he's stabbing now,
- 9:54Speaker 2: he's stabbing Trump and MAGA in the back by softening
- 9:57Speaker 2: on the invasion that we voted to stop. No amnesty,
- 10:00Speaker 2: deport them all.
- 10:03Speaker 1: And that's not wrong, it's not a long headed thought.
- 10:06Speaker 1: But in their soon here's everybody's worst enemy, nuance. It's
- 10:10Speaker 1: posible that in there somewhere is to say that that
- 10:14Speaker 1: because to port them all, find them all, you know,
- 10:17Speaker 1: right now, right, it's a principal view. And it's also
- 10:21Speaker 1: it also might be how we get clobbered in November.
- 10:23Speaker 1: What have I said? Have said this a lot. Anything
- 10:25Speaker 1: that helps us win in the midterms is good. Anything
- 10:28Speaker 1: that hurts us as bad, even if the thing that
- 10:31Speaker 1: hurts us might have a huge nuggetive truth and something
- 10:34Speaker 1: we might want to pursue a little later on. But
- 10:37Speaker 1: but choose, choose your battles. So I think established it.
- 10:41Speaker 1: We can't make it. First of all, by definition, it's
- 10:43Speaker 1: not amnesty. If there if there is a consequence, we
- 10:46Speaker 1: just have all the consequence that And you know what,
- 10:49Speaker 1: tell me what informant do you agree that all of
- 10:51Speaker 1: this A lot of the sensitivity is Minneapolis, Minneapolis, Minneapolis.
- 10:55Speaker 1: We don't have a couple of dead people in the street.
- 10:58Speaker 1: None of this is a big deal, the whole.
- 11:00Speaker 2: Well, but the Trump but the Trumpet minute, but the
- 11:03Speaker 2: Trump administration acknowledges that Minneapolis didn't go well, and whatever
- 11:08Speaker 2: you want to call that, whatever you want to blame it,
- 11:10Speaker 2: I blame it on the rioters. I blame it on
- 11:12Speaker 2: all the all the goofy protesters and the blue hairs
- 11:14Speaker 2: who are out there marching around and getting in the
- 11:17Speaker 2: faces of ice officers. But the truth is it didn't
- 11:19Speaker 2: go well. So yeah, you're probably right, but perception is
- 11:22Speaker 2: reality here. We got to win in November. We got
- 11:25Speaker 2: two things now hanging over our heads. We do have
- 11:27Speaker 2: the mass deportation, which frankly, other than Minneapolis, has gone
- 11:31Speaker 2: spectacularly well. We've We've got Iran, which like it or not,
- 11:35Speaker 2: has gone spectacularly well until it drags on. And I'm
- 11:40Speaker 2: telling you right now, if this thing drags on, we're
- 11:43Speaker 2: going to get clobbered in November because people are already,
- 11:46Speaker 2: again my little anecdotal talking to people that love Trump,
- 11:49Speaker 2: they're starting to get disillusion mark, they're tired of it.
- 11:52Speaker 2: They don't want this thing to.
- 11:54Speaker 1: Have them some coaching and say what can we have
- 11:56Speaker 1: a month or two please? I know all I'm with
- 11:58Speaker 1: start to go dark. I mean that's they think they're
- 12:00Speaker 1: soaking up impassion, costal media.
- 12:03Speaker 2: Cover their heart's eating their brain, like you say. And
- 12:06Speaker 2: here's the good news. Thankfully, at least the polling shows
- 12:09Speaker 2: that the people I'm talking to who are growing disillusioned
- 12:12Speaker 2: are in the slim minority. Vast majority of people in
- 12:15Speaker 2: MAGA are saying we're doing exactly what we should be
- 12:17Speaker 2: doing in run. Did you see they hanged that nineteen
- 12:21Speaker 2: year old wrestler yesterday, Three young kids, three young men,
- 12:26Speaker 2: whose crime was simply peacefully protesting. You don't do that
- 12:30Speaker 2: in Iran. You don't do that in Iran. They hanged them.
- 12:34Speaker 2: And this poor kid, I mean, and the family, and
- 12:37Speaker 2: and and incidentally looks very all the pictures of him,
- 12:40Speaker 2: have you seen them, he looked very western, you know,
- 12:43Speaker 2: he had the baseball cap and the and he's out
- 12:46Speaker 2: there wrestling, and he's all he did was was protest
- 12:49Speaker 2: against the tier. So a bunch of adult, old, degenerate men,
- 12:54Speaker 2: a bunch of psychotic old mullahs sentenced this kid and
- 12:58Speaker 2: hanged him. And and and by the way, where's all
- 13:01Speaker 2: the lefties on this one are? Where are the voices? Hey,
- 13:05Speaker 2: where's the condemnation coming? I mean, it's almost like they're
- 13:07Speaker 2: on iran side. The people in America. It has seemed
- 13:10Speaker 2: that way.
- 13:11Speaker 1: The media coverage finds ways to prop up Iran, finds
- 13:14Speaker 1: ways to say those those plucky Iranians, they will not
- 13:16Speaker 1: go quietly into that good night. Wait a minute, What's
- 13:21Speaker 1: it's tough enough to fight a war when you're having
- 13:23Speaker 1: to fight a war against a media culture rooting against America.
- 13:26Speaker 1: It gets really, really tricky, So no kidding.
- 13:29Speaker 2: All right, Friday and have you too well, we'll check
- 13:33Speaker 2: back Monday, rock and roll, and off to Hail Mary.
- 13:36Speaker 2: Give me a Hail Mary prayer for making everybody's going
- 13:39Speaker 2: to sign the agreement. Hello makes good behavior com I
- 13:43Speaker 2: need you to sign it in blood. I want to
- 13:45Speaker 2: take a little needle and I'm gonna make you sign
- 13:47Speaker 2: it in blood. No talking, no text playing, or I'm
- 13:50Speaker 2: gonna dump a box of popcorn on your head.
- 13:52Speaker 1: And he's not lying. It's my Gallagher. Ready to go
- 13:54Speaker 1: ten o'clock as soon as we're done. Ready on six
- 13:57Speaker 1: sixty am. Answer