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Shave your armpits for my wedding 2 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: You and I are in mild disagreement, although I somewhat agree with you, except I can't one hundred percent get on your bandwagon of the bridesmaid that refuses to shave her never shaved armpit hair in time for the wedding like the bride would would prefer.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, because they're all matching dresses and they're all, you know, g there there's you know that the pictures are gonna be exactly what you would expect them to be, and she doesn't really want that to be the standout.
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  SPEAKER_02: Right.
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  SPEAKER_02: You want her to change something that it's not that it can't be changed, but I think that is you're gonna be.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but that's where you and I are differing.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, Photoshop it out.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh who cares?
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  SPEAKER_01: And you're like, yeah, but now you're you're forcing change upon her.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, I mean, if she's not gonna shave it, then what if I had a birthmark on my face?
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  SPEAKER_02: I have always what if.
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  SPEAKER_01: Mole moly moly.
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  SPEAKER_01: Get rid of it.
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  SPEAKER_01: If I had a mole, yeah, what if I had a moly moly moly?
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  SPEAKER_01: I get rid of it.
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, especially if it had five or six big sprigs of hair coming out of it.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's who I am.
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  SPEAKER_02: The same one I w I got this massive tattoo before a wedding, and she could have photoshopped it out easily.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: But that would have hurt my feelings because this is who I am.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm your friend.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is not your day.
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  SPEAKER_02: Could you not just accept me for who I am as your friends?
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  SPEAKER_02: Not on my day.
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  SPEAKER_02: But you picked me for who I am.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, expecting you to shave your armpits.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you're not gonna, so I'm gonna photoshop it out.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I gotta be perfect.
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  SPEAKER_02: Wait, hold on.
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  SPEAKER_02: Get let me get this text message in.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is from 3836.
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  SPEAKER_02: You can easily have their arms down so that it's covering the armpit hair, but obviously, not like straight down.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, if it was straight down, then the tufts would be coming out.
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  SPEAKER_02: Um, but spider legs.
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  SPEAKER_02: You can easily hide hide it with different poses.
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  SPEAKER_02: And then what else are you gonna ask me to do?
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  SPEAKER_02: Like, am I supposed to brush it?
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  SPEAKER_01: It's your wedding.
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  SPEAKER_01: How are you having this?
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  SPEAKER_01: You have the one are the one that have preached from the high hills.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's my day, it's my day when it happens, and I want things.
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  SPEAKER_01: I have an image in my head and this and that.
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  SPEAKER_01: So what's okay, fine.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm not gonna fine.
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  SPEAKER_01: You don't want to shave your armpit air?
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  SPEAKER_01: Absolutely fine.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, no problem.
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  SPEAKER_01: I will Photoshop it out.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, so now Do you tell them in advance?
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  SPEAKER_02: Not well, no, because then guess what's gonna happen?
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  SPEAKER_02: Your friendship will be ruined for photoshopping your lack of hygiene out?
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  SPEAKER_02: Because I'm not perfect enough for you.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, you're it's it's you're gross.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's not gross.
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  SPEAKER_02: Some people it's gross.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's it's not gross.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's gross.
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  SPEAKER_02: Don't you have hair under your arms?
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  SPEAKER_01: I have testicles as well.
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  SPEAKER_01: And also they're hairy.
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  SPEAKER_01: Why does it matter?
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  SPEAKER_02: Why does it matter if I have hair or not?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, it's where the hair is.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's not, I don't I mean, where I'm just saying, I'm playing devil's advocate with this.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, what about this chin hair that I have?
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, some of you can't help certain things, alright?
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  SPEAKER_01: There's just certain things you cannot help.
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  SPEAKER_01: Although I might Photoshop that beard off you too, Abraham Lincoln.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think that's it's being very close-minded.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, is it?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Or it's just your day.
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  SPEAKER_01: Whatever.
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  SPEAKER_01: Either way, we had said we were gonna pick a winner for our Scott and Alley Afterwork social, which is happening this Friday.
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  SPEAKER_01: Of I the number of businesses that entered was utterly flattering.
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  SPEAKER_01: And you're all still in for the next one.
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  SPEAKER_01: So don't worry if you didn't win this one.
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  SPEAKER_01: But let's see if Hey Sarah, it's Scott and Alley.
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  SPEAKER_01: How are you?
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  SPEAKER_01: Good.
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  SPEAKER_01: Good.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, remember you got yourself signed up there for you and your office to join Allie and me for the Scott and Alley uh uh Afterwork Social coming up on Friday?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: You guys just won.
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  SPEAKER_01: Your office just won.
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  SPEAKER_01: Woo! Oh, excellent! I know this is great! Sarah, where are you?
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  SPEAKER_01: Where are you and how many people are in your department?
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, I am a photonist at Quarking Hospital, and gosh, uh, there's probably a good 15 people in our office.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's good.
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  SPEAKER_01: We've got we've got guaranteed uh drink chips for 10 of you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, I'm not saying you should pick five people that you don't want to come.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm just saying, you know.
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  SPEAKER_02: Maybe pick the best.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, I'm just kidding.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, stop it up.
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  SPEAKER_01: And we're gonna get apps out for you guys.
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  SPEAKER_01: So you have a job to do.
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  SPEAKER_01: You got to get everybody wrangled up for Friday night because from five to seven, it is your happy hour.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, excellent.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, Scott and I are gonna be bartending for you.
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  SPEAKER_02: By the way, anyone can join us.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's open to the bottom.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, it's open to the public, but you're gonna have, you know, the special treatment from us.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: So let's say like people do want to bring boyfriends and girlfriends and husbands and wives, they can do that too.
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  SPEAKER_02: Anyone is welcome, but we just want to make sure that we take care of uh a section of your office so you guys can be hooked up with drinks and everything.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now, have you been to Centertown Social?
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  SPEAKER_02: No, no, we haven't.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you're gonna love it.
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  SPEAKER_02: There's games inside, the food's amazing.
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  SPEAKER_02: I heard the shrooms with scampies banging.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hang on, Sarah.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna I'm gonna chat with you off the air, okay?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.