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OUTRO: Recovery Day · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your man bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that sting man. Yeah, I do good good. I
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  Speaker 1: can almost hear myself on these cans over here. What
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  Speaker 1: you can hear on occasion? Are they cutting in and out? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: You see that does my head and when that happens.
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  Speaker 1: Just to give people an idea, here, we're in a
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  Speaker 1: professional radio studio and there's a few chords that connect
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  Speaker 1: together and they come apart and then your headphone sort
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  Speaker 1: of drop out and stuff. Well, this is no bigger
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  Speaker 1: than me man.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well yeah, that sort of thing does headphone is
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  Speaker 3: very important to me.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry about that. Yeah, that was just Nogi clearing his
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  Speaker 1: huge honker. But this is the trade off.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to use the A SEC studio that
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  Speaker 2: is the worst studio in New Zealand broadcasting.
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  Speaker 1: Well you know it too. I should let people know.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, whenever we do use the A C C studio,
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  Speaker 3: Key has an absolutely don't like it as it sounds
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  Speaker 3: free single times like this iff and studio.
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  Speaker 1: I don't I listened to it. It's been a while
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  Speaker 1: but I listened to a couple of podcasts today. It
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  Speaker 1: sounds the same as everything else, like you might be
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  Speaker 1: able to tell the difference. So I think it's like
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  Speaker 1: people saying the difference between vinyl and and whatever else.
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  Speaker 1: It's like maybe, but yes, make that much.
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  Speaker 2: We need to find we need to find a way
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  Speaker 2: to your guys. MIC's are sweet. It's this mic I
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  Speaker 2: sound like garbage. Mine's completely like.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you set yourself up to your key. Come on, mate, can.
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  Speaker 2: You move your microphone stance? I can actually see you
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  Speaker 2: if you like hell jokes my direction?
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  Speaker 1: Please? Are you sure that's the mic kesy, Yes, it is.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's garbage. It's hot garbage, but it's fine. Chill
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  Speaker 1: and Fellers. Hey Mike, Hey baby, how did treat yourself? Daygo?
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  Speaker 1: It's good? Really? What did I do today? A bath?
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  Speaker 1: Last night? So I with my missus last night though,
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  Speaker 1: that was nice. We had a yarn, we got the
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  Speaker 1: we sat around the breakfast bar. We've got a breakfast bar, Jason, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: probably not as nice as yours. And the sounds bay
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  Speaker 1: leaf only when we own our own home where we
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  Speaker 1: get baiy leaf. Yes, indeed, so had a yam with her.
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  Speaker 1: That was good. And then this morning, woke up, did
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  Speaker 1: all the usual things, got the ket off to school,
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  Speaker 1: didn't get in the horror of a mood. That's good.
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  Speaker 1: Then I worked until about ten or eleven, cleared about
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  Speaker 1: one hundred emails, got a few yarns, and.
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  Speaker 3: I just delete, delete, delete, that's the best way to
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  Speaker 3: do it, I find.
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  Speaker 1: Had a few phone yarns. And then from there then
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  Speaker 1: I went and had a nap. Nice. I napped for
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  Speaker 1: an hour. You must have been knaked. I was out.
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  Speaker 1: And then I got up, and then I went and
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  Speaker 1: actually the first thing I did was I went and
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  Speaker 1: had a blood test done. Right. Do you remember, Jase,
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  Speaker 1: when I had my stinky armpits? Yes, which I started
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  Speaker 1: coming back again. So I had one smelly armpet that
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  Speaker 1: smells like onions onions. Yeah. And we had a guy
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  Speaker 1: that texted on the text machine when we're talking about
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  Speaker 1: on the radio, and he said that he had a
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  Speaker 1: smelly armpit, one smelly armpit, and he had what else
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  Speaker 1: have we been having lately? Reflux? Right, and heartburning sort
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  Speaker 1: of stuff? Oh god, and this, and then he said, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he goes. I went and got tested, and I've got
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  Speaker 1: lymphoma and I start chemo next week. And I was like, oh, yeah, great,
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  Speaker 1: right back, because I've never had stinky pits in my life.
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  Speaker 1: I've never really needed to use the odorant, to be
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  Speaker 1: honest with you. Yeah and so, and it fucking it's stunk,
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  Speaker 1: that's right. I was a shape shifter and yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: keep my arms down because I stunk so badly. I
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  Speaker 1: was disgusting myself. So anyway, then I had to go
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  Speaker 1: and I went and spoke to the doctor about it,
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  Speaker 1: and he said, well, wait until you've done this course
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  Speaker 1: of anti virus, because remember I had my sign and
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  Speaker 1: ciders came back. Yes, So I had to wait for
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  Speaker 1: that to be finished. And then I thought, finally thought
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  Speaker 1: today I've got to go and get it sorted out.
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  Speaker 1: Go get my blood taste done and see what the
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  Speaker 1: gats is because I'm just rude today. I'm so tired
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  Speaker 1: and I'm in good shot, like I'm fit, I'm not drinking.
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  Speaker 1: I should feel great, yes, and I don't. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 3: Feel I'm finding that with a lot of people are feeling.
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  Speaker 3: You know, this is not so many people I know
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  Speaker 3: are saying the same thing, which is how exhausted they
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  Speaker 3: feel right time. Like, my wife's like that at the moment, right,
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  Speaker 3: She's like, I just want to she's at work and
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  Speaker 3: she just wants to.
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  Speaker 1: Go to bed and go to sleep. Wow. Wow, go
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  Speaker 1: to bed anyway, nicey, Yeah, go to sleep. Last thing
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  Speaker 1: you want when you're exhausted as old hoody j bearing
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  Speaker 1: down on you. Yeah, exactly. So only I did that,
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  Speaker 1: and so I feel good. Will find out what the
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  Speaker 1: gats is there. It's almost one of those things, keezy
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  Speaker 1: where you think to yourself, I hope I've got cancer, right,
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  Speaker 1: because at least that it will explain it right and
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  Speaker 1: then we can get cracking.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I've got the heartburn thing going on as well.
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  Speaker 3: And as soon as you told me that and wanting
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  Speaker 3: to know when up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well there's no way you can both what the
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  Speaker 1: hell is that? I think? And the next fixing that door.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah all right, there's no way you can both have
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  Speaker 1: the same thing at the same time. I imagine if
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  Speaker 1: we both had it, if we coult her on the
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  Speaker 1: set of talk Back Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have a stinky armpit though, right, Well, that's good.
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  Speaker 3: So that's one symptom I don't have, actually, because I
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  Speaker 3: because I said that to my wife the other night
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  Speaker 3: about heartburn and I was like, I don't know, I
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  Speaker 3: don't know why I'm getting that's just weird. And so
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  Speaker 3: she's she's googled heart burn and I was like, you're
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  Speaker 3: not googling that, are you? And she said, yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 3: just seeing what what can cause it and stuff. And
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  Speaker 3: I said, does it have cancer on there? And she
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  Speaker 3: said no.
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  Speaker 1: Such a common thing happened. Yeah, but it's not common
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  Speaker 1: for it to go on and on. No. No, I
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  Speaker 1: mean I don't know much about it, but I know
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  Speaker 1: I don't like it. And it has been going on
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  Speaker 1: and on and it's not diet because I've been ending
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  Speaker 1: it exactly the same thing every day and it was
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  Speaker 1: happening before I had a change of diet. Yeah, so yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. But anyway, you had my sleep, and
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  Speaker 1: then I went to what I do, went to the
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  Speaker 1: supermarket and did the shop and they just didn't do
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  Speaker 1: any work. Really, it was good and didn't have millions
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  Speaker 1: of phone calls and didn't do millions of things.
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  Speaker 3: It's important to take care of yourself sometimes yeah, my god,
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  Speaker 3: they shut the fuck up whoever they are. But it is,
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  Speaker 3: you know, to take a bit of time out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I just have a bit of a I just have
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  Speaker 3: it a go easy on mo Ye day or go
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  Speaker 3: easy on Keysy day.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I I don't usually go easy on myself.
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  Speaker 1: I probably thrash it. Oh yeah, Well, my wife's doing
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  Speaker 1: a great thing. She said that. She said, last night
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  Speaker 1: she goes, she sees, Hey, I just want to ask
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  Speaker 1: you if you want this, because I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: get you another thing that you don't want, because remember
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  Speaker 1: she got me that message, yes what she ended up having.
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  Speaker 1: And so she said, I just thought for Father's Day.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, ah, I was hoping you'd forget
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  Speaker 1: so I could hold it over you for the rest
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  Speaker 1: of your life. Never mind, Okay, what is it? And
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  Speaker 1: she said, do you want to go and stay at
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  Speaker 1: a hotel? Heaven night at a hotel, a staycation by yourself?
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  Speaker 1: I was like, no, not really, no, no, not by yourself. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but she does it like she's done it as well.
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  Speaker 1: And she'll go and she'll do drawing and she'll just
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  Speaker 1: go and have a wy It's just really it's a staycation.
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  Speaker 1: Ye mate. Yes, but and then I was thinking about
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  Speaker 1: today and actually, yes, I will do that, Oh will,
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  Speaker 1: because I can go and there's a hotel in town
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  Speaker 1: and it's got sauna and spa swimming pool, gym. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to get a message there and just do jack
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  Speaker 1: shit because it's the day to day, Yes to the grinder,
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  Speaker 1: every single day. So do a day of the and
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  Speaker 1: then the next day it will be Father's Day and then
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  Speaker 1: I'll take my little mate out there to a cafe. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I might as well, because I haven't done that. I
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  Speaker 1: haven't heard that for ages.
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  Speaker 3: It's good my wife and I, but not by ourselves.
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  Speaker 3: But doing doing that quite a back. Go in a
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  Speaker 3: hotel for a night, it's really good. We go for dinner,
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  Speaker 3: we go to a movie, and then we go go
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  Speaker 3: back to the hotel.
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  Speaker 1: And there's a second reference to and make excuses getting
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  Speaker 1: it all right, go to sleep, Yeah himself.
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  Speaker 3: Funny because I remember my wife and I've told you
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  Speaker 3: about this before, you guys, but my wife years and
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  Speaker 3: years and years ago, getting the mess oute for my
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  Speaker 3: birthday or something like that. It was it was a nightmare.
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  Speaker 3: It was a nightmare because that was when I was
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  Speaker 3: at the pinnacle of my anxiety, and everything just not
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  Speaker 3: good for me.
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  Speaker 1: And I just remember the woman touching me and.
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  Speaker 3: Just going, oh God, and you just and then I
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  Speaker 3: organized and it was nah. But she was like, okay,
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  Speaker 3: I remember here saying I'm just gonna be really gentle
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  Speaker 3: on you, okay, And I was like okay, because I
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  Speaker 3: was obviously so kent and like a coiled spring.
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  Speaker 1: CAZy. Are you on your phone?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm uploading something to my story. Well, I'm just
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  Speaker 2: sitting here listening to you can jump in.
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  Speaker 1: No. I was wondering if you guys asked me how
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  Speaker 1: my stand up went. Well, I just thought we only
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  Speaker 1: put the garage on here, the good stuff of the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, why are they I wanted to I want
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  Speaker 2: you to discuss something on here that I don't want
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  Speaker 2: to discuss.
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  Speaker 1: Disgust.
• 9:42
  Speaker 2: It's what I was just chating to Jason about is.
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  Speaker 2: Straight away after the gig, I met one of the
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  Speaker 2: comics and he was very funny, and the first thing
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  Speaker 2: he said to me was, hey, man, that joke you
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  Speaker 2: made about this, you should end it like this instead,
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  Speaker 2: and gave me a really explicit, ra teen way to
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  Speaker 2: end a joke that I had purposely made quite clean, right,
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  Speaker 2: involving a pie of some description. Oh sure, And I
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  Speaker 2: was just I didn't know what to say to him,
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  Speaker 2: so I just paniced. It was just like, oh, what
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  Speaker 2: even is that? And he started explaining it was like, nah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm just joking on what it is, and then just
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  Speaker 2: walked off. And that I felt that, I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: I was quite just taking.
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  Speaker 1: Back what you what do you mean you were taking
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  Speaker 1: back that?
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  Speaker 2: The first thing this guy would say is that I
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  Speaker 2: should improve one of my jokes.
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  Speaker 1: And it was like the most r eighteen jakes would
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  Speaker 1: you say? That's the any thing to do amongst comics
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  Speaker 1: is that they give suggestions on they It does happen
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  Speaker 1: a lot, right common, But and I had you take
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  Speaker 1: it to leave me.
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  Speaker 2: He never said he never said anything other than straight away,
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  Speaker 2: make this joke, really are eighteen? And I was just like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I've never even shaken hands or even I
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  Speaker 2: thought that was quite weird.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I'm not right. It does okay, I think so
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  Speaker 1: it's a weird. It's a way of breaking the ice
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  Speaker 1: and saying good ah. But you were there, you know
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  Speaker 1: better than me. Maybe it was weird. I felt weird.
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  Speaker 2: I changed it now, so now I want to be
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  Speaker 2: adding cream pies into my standards.
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  Speaker 1: That's great. Some of the best kind of pies around. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so good. I hope that's the pie the land On.
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  Speaker 3: I had a friend of mine who you know very well.
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  Speaker 3: He used to do that to me all the time,
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  Speaker 3: and every he'd go, hey for that gag and it.
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  Speaker 1: Would always be Pelth.
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  Speaker 2: It would always you guys are friends, yes, but yes,
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  Speaker 2: and you hang out a.
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  Speaker 3: Lot, and it was just like, no, Brendan, I'm not
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  Speaker 3: I'm not saying that it will kill if you do that.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, yeah, that's cold.
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  Speaker 2: But you did it your style of doing it. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but Brendan Brendan. If he said it to me, I'll
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  Speaker 2: be like, well, that's Brendan Lovegrove. I assume we're naming
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  Speaker 2: him now. And he's very experienced and successful comedian, so
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  Speaker 2: I get it. Yes, whereas this guy, I'd never even
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  Speaker 2: heard of him. This is the first time literally meeting
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  Speaker 2: the guy straight away, it was just like, bro change
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  Speaker 2: his thing to a cream pie? Should Christ by the way, Yeah, An,
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  Speaker 2: I was just I was just really like, I wasn't
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  Speaker 2: expecting it, So I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Good stuff mate, Maybe that's normal. Yeah, just it's okay. Keysy,
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  Speaker 1: it's good that you talked about it. Go easy on Kezy,
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  Speaker 1: go easy on you. Sure, let's go hard on key Day.
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  Speaker 1: Sure man, if that's what you want, Yeah, I'll save mine. Well,
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  Speaker 1: what's wrong with you today? Mate? What's not wrong? We
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: don't have enough time. Listen to how you follow see
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  Speaker 1: him every weekday folks. It's bloody good or don't. I
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  Speaker 1: don't care