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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 22nd 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion
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  Speaker 1: is advised.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: This is The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Insensitivity training.
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  Speaker 2: Class is now in session. Good morning, everybody.
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  Speaker 5: Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: Well, today is Thursday. It's a pre-Friday. October the 22nd, 2026.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome. We are the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Woody, Greg, Menace. What is up? We got Gina Gregg. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: There is Seabass. Yeah. We've got Sammy.
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  Speaker 7: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Jeff G is here. We got Morgan, our associate producer. Vaughn,
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  Speaker 2: our video producer. I see Bort and Menji on the
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  Speaker 2: job today. Phones open. 877-44-WOODY. You can send us a
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  Speaker 2: text over to 22987. We're going to have a great
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  Speaker 2: time today. I love that. You made a very wise decision.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, there's no bringing us down on a Thursday.
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  Speaker 2: We've mentioned that before. It's hard to be in a
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  Speaker 2: bad mood. It's easy to be in a bad mood
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  Speaker 2: Monday or Tuesday. It's hard to be in a bad
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  Speaker 2: mood Thursday or Friday.
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  Speaker 8: You have no excuse.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Today, October 22nd, it's International Caps Lock Day.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 8: Don't get that stuck.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Although, don't like that. Let's see. International Stuttering Awareness
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  Speaker 2: Day is today.
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  Speaker 9: Be aware.
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  Speaker 2: Today's National Make a Dog's Day. Okay. Which I did
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  Speaker 2: the other day because it was my dog's birthday.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Did you have a fillet? I grilled her a steak.
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  Speaker 2: I went with a New York strip this time. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I bet she loved it. So I was eyeballing all
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  Speaker 2: the steaks that were at the store, and I thought
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  Speaker 2: that one popped out. That was the best-looking steak.
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  Speaker 8: You did the right thing.
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  Speaker 3: Fillets are.
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  Speaker 2: It was nice and it had a nice thick ribbon
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  Speaker 2: of what you would say flavor. Oh, God.
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  Speaker 9: On there.
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  Speaker 2: I know she would dig that.
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  Speaker 8: Does it even touch her tongue? Does she swallow it whole?
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  Speaker 1: Well, no.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's a full-on New York strip.
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  Speaker 8: Dogs don't appreciate it while they're eating.
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  Speaker 2: I do cut it up. I do cut it up.
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  Speaker 2: She actually seemed to be enjoying it more than she
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  Speaker 2: would like other things that we give her. Oh, I'm sure.
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  Speaker 2: Did you even chew that? Yeah. Today's National Nut Day.
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  Speaker 2: It is Scar Appreciation Day.
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  Speaker 8: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 8: I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 2: Anybody here got any cool scars?
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  Speaker 5: I got one on my thumb from when I was
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  Speaker 5: a kid. I got it caught in a radio flyer wagon.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah?
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  Speaker 5: And it, like, stripped off all the skin on top
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  Speaker 5: of my thumb.
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  Speaker 2: Is your wiener scarred from that surgery you had to
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  Speaker 2: have for your kidney stones or whatever?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 9: It looks good.
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  Speaker 2: It looks good? Hold on.
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  Speaker 3: Show Greg.
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  Speaker 2: I can tell you scars. Hold on.
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  Speaker 3: Let me see.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And CBass today, smart is cool day. As is every day.
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  Speaker 2: Smart is cool. Super cool.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Um, so these are considered peak male experiences. Let's see
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  Speaker 2: if you agree.
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  Speaker 3: Male. M-A-L-E.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. For dudes.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Like, uh, and I, I was, uh, I was looking
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  Speaker 2: over there. I'm like, yeah, you know what? That does
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  Speaker 2: make a, owning your first, owning your first car.
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  Speaker 3: Oh God.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Like everybody remembers.
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  Speaker 3: Like the ultimate fantasy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh, randomly realizing this is the woman you will
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  Speaker 2: marry or guy that you will marry.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Greg?
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  Speaker 11: Sure.
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  Speaker 3: That's a good, I mean, this is peak male experiences.
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  Speaker 2: According to Elle magazine?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's just something I saw and I'm like, you know what?
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  Speaker 2: Because I can remember each and every one of these things.
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  Speaker 2: I do remember that moment like with Jen.
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  Speaker 8: You had that moment.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: He said that moment twice though.
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  Speaker 3: What's that?
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  Speaker 2: How special could it be? He had it twice. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but the second one made me realize how wrong I
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  Speaker 2: had it the first one.
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  Speaker 8: My husband said he also had that moment. Did I
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  Speaker 8: have that moment? I don't know if I remember.
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  Speaker 2: You did.
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  Speaker 8: I am going to marry that person.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're reading Cosmopolitan. And you open it up.
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  Speaker 2: And you're like, what? This one happened recently. Becoming successful
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  Speaker 2: with your childhood friends. So I was having a conversation
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  Speaker 2: with him. Remember I told you, I showed you the
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  Speaker 2: picture of that car that he bought, Greg?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And now this is the guy.
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  Speaker 3: He had dreamt of it his whole life.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He was my best friend growing up. And we were
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  Speaker 2: the two, you know, quote, troublemakers. We shouldn't be hanging
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  Speaker 2: out together. We're both going to be losers and never
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  Speaker 2: make anything. He's a lawyer and he's done extremely well.
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  Speaker 2: I've turned out OK.
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  Speaker 8: You landed on your feet.
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  Speaker 2: And so, like, as I was talking to him recently,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, man, that's kind of cool.
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  Speaker 3: That is very cool.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought that was cool. Your sports team winning
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  Speaker 2: a title.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I have cried at that.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like that's super cool when you're a kid.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's super cool as an adult.
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  Speaker 3: I think it gets more exciting now.
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  Speaker 8: I've never seen a grown man cry over a game.
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  Speaker 3: I've cried over wins and losses.
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  Speaker 2: Not cry.
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  Speaker 3: I have cried.
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  Speaker 2: Not cry, but I mean, just like that feeling. The
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  Speaker 2: celebration is fun. Yeah, super cool. First heartbreak. that'll get
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  Speaker 2: anybody I can't even I've lost count yeah peak male
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  Speaker 2: experiences like you remember that but it's not peak.
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  Speaker 8: Well it's historical it might not be like.
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  Speaker 12: Fun it's like most memorable memorable okay we're changing watching
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  Speaker 12: your kid.
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  Speaker 2: Grow aw boring giving back to your parents super cool
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  Speaker 2: I do that's always good yeah like that that really
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  Speaker 2: does it for me like I do enjoy that when
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  Speaker 2: I'm able to do things for you know my parents
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  Speaker 2: finally understanding your father Would you say that you understand
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  Speaker 2: your father, Greg?
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  Speaker 3: Kind of.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if that ever really happens.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe it's just a generational thing. Maybe my son will
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  Speaker 2: understand me better than people our age, Greg, understood our
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  Speaker 2: fathers or our fathers with their grandfathers. I think our
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  Speaker 2: fathers were maybe the first generation to ever say I
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  Speaker 2: love you to their kids. Before that, you would always
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  Speaker 2: hear about how dad's never really said I love you.
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  Speaker 8: Dad was a proud man, but we knew it.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think we've ever done that.
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  Speaker 2: Really, with your dad? Your dad has never said I
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  Speaker 2: love you? No, what the hell for? Because he doesn't
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  Speaker 2: have a mangina. Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 8: That explains a lot.
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  Speaker 2: It never comes up, you know, on account of men.
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  Speaker 11: Well, this doesn't surprise you. I grew up like that, too.
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 10: With your dad?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah. Uh, yeah, I re I remember the first time
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  Speaker 11: my dad said he loved me. I think I was
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  Speaker 11: like 10.
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  Speaker 2: And you stayed off the pole this entire time.
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  Speaker 3: That's incredible.
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  Speaker 11: And then again, like when my grampy died, right. My
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  Speaker 11: parents were all emotional and I was like, Oh, there's
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  Speaker 11: the second time. Um, And they were like, yeah, like
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  Speaker 11: 10 years apart each. And it's a little different now.
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  Speaker 11: They'll say it more, but no, they never did. And
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  Speaker 11: it was one of those things where it was mom
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  Speaker 11: and dad. And I don't actually don't even remember when
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  Speaker 11: I was saying it.
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  Speaker 8: Wait a second.
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  Speaker 11: And it was one of those things where, Oh, They
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  Speaker 11: would make fun of people who were like, oh, I
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  Speaker 11: love you.
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  Speaker 8: I love you.
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  Speaker 11: Every time they hung up the phone and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 11: And they were like, well, we don't have to say it.
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  Speaker 11: We just know.
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  Speaker 2: And that's how I grew up. I like that. And
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  Speaker 2: you're super close with your family. So it didn't really.
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  Speaker 8: She's constantly yearning for that love.
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  Speaker 11: Well, that's what I'm saying is the love was there
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  Speaker 11: and you don't have to say it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Thank you. Okay.
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  Speaker 11: Because it was kind of like it loses its meaning
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  Speaker 11: if you say it too much.
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  Speaker 3: I will agree with that. I have a friend that
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  Speaker 3: does that. Every other word. And it's like, okay.
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  Speaker 2: We get it. Joe Coy?
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  Speaker 10: No.
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  Speaker 2: I'm thinking of somebody very different. Yeah, because he always
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  Speaker 2: says that too. He's like, I love you. I love you.
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  Speaker 3: Say it. Say it.
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  Speaker 2: He's tried that crap on me. It never works. All right.
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  Speaker 2: Birthday time. Time for your birthdays and your porno birthday.
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  Speaker 3: It's your birthday.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to party like it's your birthday. We're going
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  Speaker 2: to sip a toddy like it's your birthday.
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  Speaker 3: And you know we don't give a.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck because it's your birthday. Does it mean you have
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  Speaker 2: cancer if your face just starts randomly bleeding?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 8: God, I hope not.
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  Speaker 2: You got zits?
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  Speaker 8: Maybe you have like a cyst.
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  Speaker 2: I just had like a little itch and then I
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  Speaker 2: looked in my hand like there's blood there.
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  Speaker 5: You probably know that, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: A little zit. A little UTI or something. Not cancer?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe not.
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  Speaker 3: I think it probably is.
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  Speaker 10: Probably.
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  Speaker 2: Greg and I always have the same reaction.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, great. It's cancer.
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  Speaker 2: Celebrity birthdays. Happy birthday to Doc Brown, Christopher Lloyd.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: Dude, what a cool birthday for him this year. 88.
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  Speaker 2: 88 miles an hour. That's how fast the DeLorean had
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  Speaker 2: to go to travel through time. Hey, look, I met him.
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  Speaker 2: I can tell you. He's boring. Well, that's all right.
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  Speaker 2: I have half a second. Bob Odenkirk from Breaking Bad.
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  Speaker 2: Better call Saul. Yep, he's 64. Jeff Goldblum is 74
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  Speaker 2: years old today.
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  Speaker 10: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: He played Mitchell on Modern Family. Jesse Tyler Ferguson is 51.
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  Speaker 2: He was Roseanne's son, DJ. Michael Fishman. is 45. Shaggy
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  Speaker 2: is 58. Jonathan Lipnicki, who was in Jerry Maguire, he
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  Speaker 2: was a little boy, Ray Boyd. The human head weighs however.
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  Speaker 2: He's 36 years old today. Zach Hansen from the band
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  Speaker 2: Hansen is 41. Ichiro Suzuki, the former Major League Baseball All-Star.
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  Speaker 2: I just saw something. He's still playing, I think.
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  Speaker 5: He's playing exhibition games, and I think he's killing it.
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  Speaker 2: He pitches, too.
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  Speaker 5: I'll have to look this up.
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  Speaker 12: I think he struck out like 150 women in a row?
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  Speaker 2: What? Is that right? I just saw that he had
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  Speaker 2: some baller game here recently. He was killing it. He's
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  Speaker 2: 53 years old.
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  Speaker 12: 52-year-old each. Well, at that time, 52 pitch. 127 pitch
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  Speaker 12: shutout versus the all-star girls team.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: That's something to be laughing about as a feminist, Seabass.
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  Speaker 2: It's surprising. I know. As the lead feminist on the show.
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  Speaker 5: I laugh because I can't cry.
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  Speaker 2: Your porno birthday is Alexis Monroe. In today's birthday girl,
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  Speaker 2: she has seen more balls than a major league umpire.
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  Speaker 1: Nice.
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  Speaker 2: 346 fine films, including Sexy Time in San Francisco. She
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  Speaker 2: was in The Great American Slut Off, Volumes 1 through 3.
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  Speaker 2: Evil Anal, Volume 20.
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  Speaker 10: Nice.
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  Speaker 2: She was in five floozy females effing for fun. She
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  Speaker 2: was in her ass is so nice and big for
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  Speaker 2: a white girl. Also load my mouth. Volume two. I
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  Speaker 2: had to say that one carefully. And then who can
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  Speaker 2: forget her unforgettable role in the Halloween thriller? nightmare on
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  Speaker 2: wank street. That's Alexis Monroe. It was 36 years old today.
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  Speaker 2: And that is your porno birthday and your celebrity birthdays
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  Speaker 2: here on the woody show. I love it. I love it.
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  Speaker 10: I love it.
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  Speaker 2: The woody show. Well, let's see what Greg Gorey has
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  Speaker 2: for us. He's got the trending news headlines.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we have something that might be life-changing for Gina.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: So if you've ever stayed at an Airbnb, you know
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  Speaker 3: when it's time to leave, there's usually a chore list.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, I become the housekeeper.
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  Speaker 3: Strip the bed, do the laundry, take out the trash,
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  Speaker 3: clean the place, even though you paid a cleaning fee.
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  Speaker 13: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: So that is going to end. Because Airbnb is banning
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  Speaker 3: the chore list.
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  Speaker 5: Yes!
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  Speaker 3: And checkout is supposed to be a lot easier. So
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  Speaker 3: under their new policy, hosts are expected to keep checkout
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  Speaker 3: instructions reasonable.
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  Speaker 2: Why were you ever expected to do that in the
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  Speaker 2: first place?
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  Speaker 8: Well, it's not just that. You also pay a cleaning
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  Speaker 8: fee and do all the cleaning.
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  Speaker 2: Again, my question, why would you ever be expected to
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  Speaker 2: do that in the first place?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that has been my experience.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 5: I've never had a chore list.
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 8: They don't say just... No problem. Just strip the beds,
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  Speaker 8: put everything in the bathtub and just run the dishwasher.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know where you're saying super fancy ones.
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  Speaker 3: Do you have to do the laundry? Like wash the sheets?
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  Speaker 8: No, they'll say like, you know, put them in the
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  Speaker 8: washing machine. We don't have to start it or gather
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  Speaker 8: them out on the bed and, you know, put them
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  Speaker 8: on the floor. And it's like, oh, always take your
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  Speaker 8: trash with you. There's a dumpster a mile down. I mean,
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  Speaker 8: this is very normal. Even just on my account, I've
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  Speaker 8: booked 19 trips. And those are the ones, those aren't
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  Speaker 8: even the ones I just went on with other people.
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  Speaker 8: So I have paid so much money for housekeeping and
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  Speaker 8: done all of their laundry.
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  Speaker 9: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Someone who's never stayed in an Airbnb. I have no
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  Speaker 2: interest really in staying any. How does the key situation work?
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  Speaker 8: It's usually a touch or yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Touch. Like, you know, like a digital keypad.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I was always like, How do they do that? Like
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  Speaker 2: just leave the key under a rock somewhere?
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  Speaker 8: Well, and I love Airbnbs because, you know, if you
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  Speaker 8: don't want to be at a hotel, it's a little
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  Speaker 8: more privacy or you get, you know, to go stay
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  Speaker 8: at a cabin or something. And I love that. But
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  Speaker 8: this is game changing.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like staying at people's homes. Also, I assume
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  Speaker 2: that they have the whole place outfitted with cameras. They're
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  Speaker 2: watching you. Oh, they for sure do. They for sure do.
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  Speaker 2: Then I started hearing about this kind of stuff where
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  Speaker 2: it's like you're expected to– strip the beds and do
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  Speaker 2: the dishes. I'm like, why would I do that?
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  Speaker 8: Take out the trash. In fact, before I book one,
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  Speaker 8: I'll say like, what's your chore list?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Because I need to know in advance.
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  Speaker 3: So that's kind of the new policy. Airbnb has to
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  Speaker 3: let guests know in advance of what is required.
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  Speaker 5: I get it because they want to, you know, dock
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  Speaker 5: things and like yeah so when you.
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  Speaker 2: Stay in hotels now it's like almost a treat if
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  Speaker 2: the you know housekeeping comes in and makes the bed
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  Speaker 2: because it's not an automatic thing the way it used
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  Speaker 2: to be used to be every day they would come
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  Speaker 2: in and they would make the beds and for me
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  Speaker 2: i just give you new towels do not disturb the
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  Speaker 2: whole time i don't care if they make my bed
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  Speaker 2: If I leave for a few hours, I'll take the
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  Speaker 2: sign down hoping that they come. You've always had that option.
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  Speaker 2: But now when you check in, you almost have to
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  Speaker 2: tell them if you want it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You have to opt into it as opposed to opting
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  Speaker 2: out of it. I think that's great.
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  Speaker 3: I love it.
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  Speaker 2: I opt out every time. I'm like Greg. Dude, I'm
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  Speaker 2: a guy on a trip. I'm in a hotel. If
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  Speaker 2: I use a washcloth just to dry my hands, I'm
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: having it washed. Because it's not your house. You don't
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: have to worry about it, right?
• 13:23
  Speaker 3: Kind of the same.
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: You take a shower. You use the towel once.
• 13:26
  Speaker 14: Mm-hmm.
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: New towel next time.
• 13:28
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: Let's, you know, let's spoil ourselves. Yeah, I get that.
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: Oh man, it's great. It's a luxury. That's what you're,
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: it's part of the experience, right? It's like what you're
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: paying for.
• 13:36
  Speaker 8: Does anyone do a mint or chocolate on the pillow
• 13:38
  Speaker 8: anymore or are those days over?
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: If you go to like a really nice place, typically
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: like a vacation resort type place, they'll do that. The
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: place I go to in Mexico.
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: They do that.
• 13:46
  Speaker 5: They make little swans out of your towels.
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, I love that.
• 13:49
  Speaker 8: Little squills.
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: I find that to be more of a cruise line thing.
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: Cruises love to do that kind of stuff. It's so great.
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: The chocolate on the pillow, uh, with the itinerary for
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: the activities the next day. They'll do something like that.
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: You know what's something I should have loved but I
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: actually hated, and you'll understand why, because it's me. Vagina. Well, that.
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: Big regret. On this one vacation, it was for our anniversary,
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: and we came back from dinner, and they did the
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: rose petals on the bed.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 14:15
  Speaker 5: Oh, that would be your nightmare.
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: Thanks for making a mess.
• 14:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah, now I have to clean this up?
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to clean up your petals.
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: Yes! Oh, Greg, you would hate this. The resort, again,
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: in Mexico that we would go to, there's a big, giant, like,
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: huge two-person soaking jacuzzi tub in the room.
• 14:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: And, you know, they did the turndown service where they
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: put the chocolate out and the whole thing. Well, they
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: filled the tub up with bubbles and everything. So, like,
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: we didn't ask for this. Right. We're not going to
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: get in this thing, so... Talk about waste. We just
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: drained it right out, Greg.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: Such a waste.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: You gather up all those rose petals, put them right
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: in the garbage.
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks a lot. Now with Airbnb, you still have
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: to do the basic stuff, turn off the lights, make
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: sure the doors are locked, stuff like that.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: Fine.
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: But they're hoping that the checkout process will be a
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: lot easier.
• 14:56
  Speaker 8: Well, I think we all got wise to it and
• 14:58
  Speaker 8: they're losing money now.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: Probably.
• 14:59
  Speaker 8: We're over Airbnb.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: Because isn't the cleaning fee like 50 bucks? Depends.
• 15:03
  Speaker 8: It's like 300 bucks.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: What?
• 15:06
  Speaker 8: It's hundreds of dollars.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: Oh my God, how stupid. Hundreds?
• 15:09
  Speaker 8: It can be 150, 300.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: I guess it depends on the kind of place you're
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: staying in.
• 15:12
  Speaker 8: And you're still doing the dishes.
• 15:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just great for places that don't have a
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: lot of hotels around.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. Well, in other news, looters who ransacked an
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: Apple store in France during all these super productive riots
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: stole armloads of essentially useless stuff. They got this warning
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: that they're stolen. The videos are great. It's so good.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: The stolen merchandise is being locked and tracked, and the
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: phones got bricked the minute they stole them, and they
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: showed messages on the phone saying, please return this device
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: to Apple. This device has been disabled, and it's being tracked,
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: and local authorities will be alerted. And a lot of
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: people on social media are mocking these loser thieves. So
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: good for Apple, but bad for other stores that got
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: looted and can't track anything. Louis Vuitton got looted, Hermes, Dior,
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: a bunch of others. They stole useless phones.
• 15:57
  Speaker 14: These.
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: They don't really care. They're just going to put them
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: in the box and sell them to somebody else.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: But how would that do anybody any good?
• 16:04
  Speaker 8: Well, they're not going to tell them.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: They're not going to tell them.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: No, I understand that. But if you're stealing a phone, okay, great,
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: you can sell it. But if I stole your phone
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: right now, it would do me no good, correct?
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: When you sell it to somebody else, now you're getting
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: the money.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: Well, I get the money.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: That's what it's about.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: No, I get it. But, okay, I guess my question is,
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: if you know a phone is stolen, you're going to
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: get a good deal on it because it's a stolen phone.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: It will do you no good, right?
• 16:27
  Speaker 8: But you don't know that.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: You don't know that it's stolen.
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: Because that person is running away as they take your money.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: You should assume, if you're not a complete R word.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. You should assume it's stolen.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Like when Greg goes to these self-storage places and he
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: knows because he did the research on how much this
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: microwave is supposed to cost.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: It's called the bargain warehouse.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: And it's supposed to be $ 700. But for whatever reason,
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: it's $ 50 and it's brand new.
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: Don't ask any questions.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: Greg knows that, yes, this is probably stolen. He buys
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: it anyway. Oh, of course.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: Because it's such a good deal.
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: You take the risk when you open the box, there
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: might be a brick inside.
• 17:01
  Speaker 8: A literal brick.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: I guess I'm just questioning the so-called victims in these
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: sales because if you said, hey, guess what? I have
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: an iPhone. I'll sell it to you for $ 100. I
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: would open the box, make sure it works, make sure
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: I could use it. Who's buying this?
• 17:14
  Speaker 8: There are no victims in these sales. It's like if
• 17:17
  Speaker 8: you're doing that, you know you're doing something wrong.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: When you hear about like, oh, somebody told me that
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: I have a debt with the city and I can
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: pay it off using gift cards that I go to
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Walmart for and then call them back with the gift
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: card numbers and be like, okay, people are dumb, dude. Yeah.
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: People buy TV boxes and they open them and it's
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: like an oven door.
• 17:36
  Speaker 8: An old picture game, yeah.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: Cinder block. Yeah. In other news, a judge has rejected
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Lindsay Clancy's lawyer's attempt to question that lone holdout juror.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: That's the juror who caused a mistrial in the murder case.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: So the jury had voted 11 to 1 to find
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: her not guilty by reason of insanity. And then her
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: defense team wanted to investigate that holdout juror and see
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: whether or not he lied on his jury questionnaire and
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: properly used his phone during deliberations or failed to follow
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: the judge's instructions. But the judge in this case ruled
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: that courts should not investigate jurors' private thought processes.
• 18:10
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: So there you go.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: He had a mind of his own up next. Lindsay
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: Clancy is going to be in court November 2nd. Her
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: lawyers are going to argue that retrying her would violate
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: double jeopardy protections. I don't know how they would do that.
• 18:21
  Speaker 8: We know it won't, but this is the thing I've
• 18:23
  Speaker 8: been saying from the beginning. Like this holdout was like, no, no, no.
• 18:26
  Speaker 8: Wasn't reason of insanity. But if he wants her to
• 18:28
  Speaker 8: get any punishment whatsoever, he undid all of that.
• 18:32
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 18:32
  Speaker 8: You know, like it backfired. Well, you know what I mean?
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: I'm not following.
• 18:37
  Speaker 8: Like, now she's just free. As opposed to getting any
• 18:41
  Speaker 8: sort of repercussions.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: But she's going to be back on trial.
• 18:44
  Speaker 8: Well, that's what I'm saying. They're not going to leave
• 18:46
  Speaker 8: it at that. But it was just like, dude, we
• 18:49
  Speaker 8: get what you're saying on principle, but if you hold out,
• 18:53
  Speaker 8: then she just goes back onto the sidewalk.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: Okay, I see what you're saying.
• 18:56
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: His thing essentially backfired.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Because now she, if she doesn't go back to trial.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
• 19:02
  Speaker 11: She's also paralyzed currently, so I don't think she's a
• 19:05
  Speaker 11: threat until she's retried again.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: Also, good. Totally. Totally.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: There's a good Thursday night football game tonight defending AFC
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: champion Patriots versus Caleb Williams and the Bears in Chicago.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: Both teams are 4-2. You can watch that game on
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Amazon Prime. And meanwhile, remember that drama on Monday Night
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Football between Joe Buck and Troy Aikman?
• 19:24
  Speaker 14: Oh, yeah.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: This was before the Rams-Bills game at SoFi Stadium on
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: October 12th. Well, the reported source of that tension was
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: simply money and betrayal. So Joe Buck had recently signed
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: that six-year deal with ESPN worth $ 108 million and Troy
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Aikman felt blindsided because both Joe Buck and ESPN had
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: finalized that deal months before Troy found out about it.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: But why is that his business?
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: That's what I think.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: That's not his contract.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: You have a contract with ESPN. Joe worked out his deal.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: He's got his thing.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: Completely.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: So how's that a betrayal?
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: If you have an issue with anybody, it should be
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: with ESPN.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: And Troy Aikman accused Joe of, quote, screwing him over.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: He said, you effed me over. And then Joe Buck
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: apologized to the production team, not to Troy Aikman. Encourage everybody.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: Let's just move forward professionally.
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: I think he probably just thinks they worked together so
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: long that there are partners in it.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Well, it depends on what ESPN thinks. It doesn't matter
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: what they think.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: It's what ESPN thinks.
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I'm saying that's why he was personally hurt
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: by it. Yeah.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Because they're like their partners. Yeah.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: For some reason, this reminds me, when I worked at
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: this one station, they had mass layoffs. And the main dude,
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: the main on-air guy, did not get let go. And
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: everybody who got let go said... How dare you? You
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: should quit in solidarity.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Why are you still there? That's never going to happen.
• 20:43
  Speaker 8: Idiots.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: This has nothing to do with him.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: It's a job.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: It's a job. It's not a family.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: We always talk about how sucker employees always fall for
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: the line that the employer always wants to throw out
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: there about how we're, quote, family. It's not family, dude.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: It's business. It's a job.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: Right. We're family. By the way, you're fired.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: Have you ever fired an uncle?
• 21:01
  Speaker 8: You're out of the family.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: I mean, you've cut somebody off.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:05
  Speaker 11: Sure.
• 21:06
  Speaker 8: Your family, and we're going no contact with you. Correct
• 21:08
  Speaker 8: your things.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: And we wish you well.
• 21:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: In your future endeavors.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Troy Aikman's ESPN contract expires after this season, and he
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: has suggested that ESPN might be moving in a different direction.
• 21:20
  Speaker 8: You don't say.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: After that bitch behavior, maybe they will. And then finally,
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: a Canadian tourist is currently on trial in Vegas after
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: snatching Peachy the Flamingo from the Flamingo Hotel Habitat. This
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: happened back in March, but the trial is happening right now.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: And this is 34-year-old Mitchell Fairbairn getting grilled on the
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: stand in this trial.
• 21:39
  Speaker 10: You understand that this seems like really stupid behavior.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Yes, I thought it would be at the time.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Fine.
• 21:46
  Speaker 10: Do you have an estimate of how many beers.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: He kind of sounds like Chris Hansen, doesn't he?
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: A little bit.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: You came here with Mike's Hard Lemonade and condoms. I
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: thought it would be at the time.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Fine.
• 21:59
  Speaker 10: Do you have an estimate of how many beers that
• 22:02
  Speaker 10: you drank, that first beer in the hotel, until you
• 22:05
  Speaker 10: get handcuffed by security? If I had to guess, I'd
• 22:08
  Speaker 10: say between 30 and 40.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: He wasn't drunk.
• 22:10
  Speaker 10: He knew what he was doing.
• 22:11
  Speaker 8: You weren't joking that you were taking him home to Canada?
• 22:14
  Speaker 10: Physically impossible. That's not the question, Mr. Fairbairn.
• 22:17
  Speaker 11: Yes or no, is Peachy, as a result of the
• 22:21
  Speaker 11: incident on March 3rd, was Peachy hurt, period?
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was hammered and I was being an idiot.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: And he's walking down the hotel hallway just like has
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: the burden in his fists and he took selfies with
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: his hands around the flamingo's neck. The vet said that
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Peachy lost about seven to eight feathers with broken shafts.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Gross.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: Suffered blood loss. Needed weeks of pain medication.
• 22:45
  Speaker 10: So.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: This idiot now faces one to four years per animal
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: cruelty count.
• 22:50
  Speaker 8: I'm so happy to hear that people care about animal cruelty. Like, well, unfortunately,
• 22:53
  Speaker 8: it's not illegal. Like, no, it is. Bye.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: Well, people do dumb stuff.
• 22:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they do.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: That's what's going on, Wood.
• 22:58
  Speaker 14: All right.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Greg Norton. You got it.
• 23:03
  Speaker 8: Oh, I don't like the smell.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: It's back.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Hey, man. It's already week seven. I'm ready. It's over.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: This whole part of the year, I feel like Labor
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Day happens, and then after Labor Day, it's fast forward until,
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: next thing you know, it's New Year's Day. Yeah, true.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: And you're sitting there going, damn. All right, what the
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: hell just happened?
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: I mean, if you walk around the office, people are
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: just like, the year is a wrap.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude. It's over.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: It's like Willy Wonka when they're at the chocolate factory
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: and the whole tunnel's spinning under that boat.
• 23:36
  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. That's the scary part. Yeah, it's like, dude,
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: what the hell's happening? Yeah. Yeah, but week number seven. Hey,
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: before we get to the biggest loser picks, how the
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: Titans released that guy, that Jordan Elliott. That whole story, man.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know what's wrong with these guys. Think about this.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: You start playing football when you're a kid, right? And
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: you get through, you know, peewees in high school and college,
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: and you get drafted. Now you've made the team. It's
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: not even training camp, man. You've made the team. Now
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: you're on the team. And he got into it with
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: another teammate. This other dude, this was at practice last week.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: So he storms off to the parking garage, grabs a
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: gun out of his car, and this is all caught
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: on security cameras. And so this other guy talked him down.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: No police report was ever filed, but now you're off
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: the team. Your entire dream, everything that you've worked for,
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: all the sacrifice that you've made to get to what
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: so many people would love the opportunity to get. Because
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: you're going to be some hothead douchebag, and you're going
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: to run to your car and get a gun because
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: you have a beef. What was the beef about? Did
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: you ever hear what the beef was about, Jeff?
• 24:46
  Speaker 9: No, and it's funny because his coach really defended him
• 24:48
  Speaker 9: yesterday at a sales conference. He was just saying, hey,
• 24:51
  Speaker 9: he could have been going through something else mentally, who knows,
• 24:54
  Speaker 9: at home or personally or whatever.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: So everybody, there's a ton of people that have, there's
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: other things going on. Everybody got problems. Everybody's got something.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: It doesn't mean you're running to the car and we
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: should make excuses for people going and getting guns.
• 25:06
  Speaker 14: No.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Pulling guns on people. But just what a dumbass.
• 25:09
  Speaker 9: Absolutely 100% not right. It was good, though, to see
• 25:12
  Speaker 9: a coach actually defend a player and his character other
• 25:16
  Speaker 9: than this particular incident. I did think that was cool
• 25:19
  Speaker 9: because a lot of coaches will throw their players under
• 25:22
  Speaker 9: the bus or just pretend they don't exist anymore when
• 25:23
  Speaker 9: they do something bad.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, you know, I don't know.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Is he going to face legal problems?
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Well, no police report was filed.
• 25:32
  Speaker 9: He'll get picked up by another team, though, I bet you, right?
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course.
• 25:36
  Speaker 9: Yeah, he's good.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: So many players, you know, beat their wives or have
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: guns in the club. And that's fine. Yeah, all these
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: other things. And they end up coming back and playing again.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: Every once in a while, there's not, like, Ray Rice
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: never made a return.
• 25:49
  Speaker 9: I think he should face a punishment from the The league,
• 25:53
  Speaker 9: don't you think, Woody?
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: At least?
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, if you brought a gun into a facility.
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, that would be something that's got to be
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: like a code of conduct.
• 26:01
  Speaker 8: Well, yeah, and you get penalized for showboating. Like, you
• 26:04
  Speaker 8: can't do this.
• 26:05
  Speaker 9: No fun league.
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no fun.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: Can't bring guns from the garage. A bunch of squares.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: One little beef with a teammate, and you bring a
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: gun in. Everybody's all pissed off. Stupid league.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: Right, they're so uptight. Yeah.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: But some of these guys, I mean, you know. They're
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: not exactly smart. These are big, dumb athletes half the time.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: They never went to class. And not only do you
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: not have any book smarts, you clearly don't even have
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: any common sense or street smarts. You hope you have
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: at least one. If you're not book smart, hopefully you're
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: really street smart. And if you're not street smart, hopefully
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: you're really book smart.
• 26:42
  Speaker 9: Unfortunately, a lot of people.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: But when you're neither, but man, you can really... You
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: can really cover a guy.
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, if you're street smart, you get one of your
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: boys to handle the guy outside.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:52
  Speaker 9: But unfortunately, a lot of people can't leave stuff like
• 26:53
  Speaker 9: that behind. I've been disrespected. Yeah, then you add NCT
• 26:57
  Speaker 9: to the mix too, which doesn't help either. So yeah,
• 27:01
  Speaker 9: not a good look for this guy, man.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: No, man.
• 27:03
  Speaker 9: He'll have to face his punishment, and maybe he'll get
• 27:05
  Speaker 9: picked up by another team.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: Maybe not.
• 27:07
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: In the NFL, you get a pension when you're done, right?
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:11
  Speaker 10: You do?
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a pension. So I wonder how long do
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: you have to play for the NFL to get the pension?
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: I wonder if it's just.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Don't know.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: If it's one game, do you get the pension?
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: I think it's like three years.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, really? Two, three years.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Have you ever heard of this guy before this whole event? Jeff,
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: I'd never heard this guy's name. I mean, he's a
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: defensive tackle. You don't really hear about those dudes too much.
• 27:34
  Speaker 8: Offensive lineman.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 27:37
  Speaker 8: You have to earn at least three credited seasons.
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: Oh, three.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Well, every week here on The Woody Show, two people
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: here on the show go head-to-head. They pick who they
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: think is going to be the biggest loser in the
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: NFL in that particular week, meaning the team that will
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: lose by the most amount of points. So last week,
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: I beat Sammy, because Sammy, she was supposed to pick
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: the biggest loser, but she picked the team to lose,
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: and they won the game. Yeah, the Titans.
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: Who knew?
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Speaking of the Titans.
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: So this week, we're drawing some more names. Because even
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: my pick, they won. I mean, they lost, but they
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: only lost by three.
• 28:12
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: All the games were really close last week.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Except the Chiefs. So no looking on your phones.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: You just look at the games on the schedule, on
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: the sheet. And you just pick the team that you
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: think is going to be the biggest loser for the
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: weekend and going head-to-head. I tell you what, this top
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: hat that I bought for.
• 28:29
  Speaker 8: Oh, it's getting some mileage.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: It's paid for itself.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Going on that stupid thing with my friends where I
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: dressed up with the cane and everything. It's really come
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: in handy.
• 28:38
  Speaker 8: You got all fancy, extra fancy with the cane.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: The first hand that got drawn out is Jeff G again.
• 28:44
  Speaker 13: Okay.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: All right. So Jeff G and how about Jeff? Why
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: don't you pick one out of here? Okay.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: Go ahead.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Who are you going head to head with this week?
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Jeff G and Woody. Are you serious?
• 28:56
  Speaker 8: Nice.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: Seriously. All right.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: Do you want to redraw? No, that's not the way
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: it works. That's the whole point, right?
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Luck of the draw.
• 29:04
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: So Jeff G, take a look and tell me what
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: you think. Biggest loser for week seven.
• 29:12
  Speaker 9: I'm looking at two games. Colts at Vikings. Colts just
• 29:15
  Speaker 9: fired their GM. It's an S show. Will they show
• 29:18
  Speaker 9: up and play for their coach or will they just
• 29:20
  Speaker 9: Give in on the season, right? And then.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: The Vikings are undefeated, right?
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Yes. Yes.
• 29:28
  Speaker 9: And then you got Giants and Texans. Giants are on
• 29:31
  Speaker 9: their third quarterback, J.J.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: McCarthy.
• 29:34
  Speaker 9: He's hot and cold. This is a tough one, man.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Because there's a lot of like, really close matchups. There are.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like, Cowboys and Eagles, both teams,
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: you know, garbage. Chiefs, Seahawks, both teams, really good.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: How have they been really following the Falcons? Have they
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: been doing— They've been.
• 29:53
  Speaker 9: Playing very well.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:54
  Speaker 9: When they have the quarterback in there, their starter, they're good.
• 29:58
  Speaker 9: Tua gets in there.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: It's a mess.
• 29:59
  Speaker 9: But the Texans have a really good defense, and they're
• 30:03
  Speaker 9: at home, so Giants could be walking into a mess,
• 30:05
  Speaker 9: especially with J.J. McCarthy, who's turnover prone.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm locking in. Biggest loser is going to be
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: the Falcons. They're taking on the Niners, and I have
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: the Falcons losing by 10.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: I like that.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: I don't think the Falcons. The Falcons are another one
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: of those teams. I don't think they're as good as
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: people perceive them to be right now. Not that they're amazing.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: But they're better than people thought they were going to be.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: And I think that's kind of... I think it's kind
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: of tainting people's opinion when they start... I hear these
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: talking heads talking about them stuff. It's like, I don't know.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: They're not a real contender. Like, the Niners are... They're
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: a machine right now.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: They're legit right now. Super legit.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: So I'm going to go Falcons biggest loser by 10.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: You're welcome, Greg Gorey. I know. Let's hope that comes
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: true fruition.
• 30:49
  Speaker 10: Jeff G.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: biggest loser. All right.
• 30:50
  Speaker 9: Go ahead and give me the Giants being the biggest
• 30:53
  Speaker 9: loser at the Texans by 7.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: By 7? All right. Minus....
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: All right, well, there's the picks. Get your picks in.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: You can send them on the text over to 22987,
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: who will be the biggest loser this week. We'll take
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: a quick break. We'll come back. We have some more
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: Woody Show coming up for you next time. And has
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: ball hairs.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, has like extended little ball hairs on his body.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: Here's my question, man. Is everybody scamming?
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: Feels like it.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Stay scamming. Dude, everybody's scamming.
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: There's always a story.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: Okay, so.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Alright. This broad in Massachusetts, she got busted. She was
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: running a 12-year marriage mill. So she was charging immigrants
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: up to $ 40, 000 to marry U.S. citizens for green cards,
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: arranging hundreds of fake weddings, pocketing more than $ 6 million.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: And while she was doing that, she was collecting food
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: assistance on the side.
• 32:02
  Speaker 8: She's very poor.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, can't afford it.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Another scam. Eric Von Detten. Josh in the Princess Diaries.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Star of the Disney Channel classic Brink.
• 32:12
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: And the voice of Sid in the Toy Story movies
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: is being sued for scamming old people. Oh, no.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: Got charged with elder abuse.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Remember Sid, the kid that was, like, taking all the
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: other toys apart? Oh, yeah, the bad kid. Yeah, the
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: little bad kid neighbor guy. Anyway, the couple says that
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: he talked them into putting more than $ 2 million... of
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: their retirement savings into Lady Liberty gold coins. Oh my God.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: The company he worked for went bankrupt and they're suing
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: for elder abuse and fraud.
• 32:43
  Speaker 8: There is such a special place in hell for those people.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: That's Sid.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Of course it was Sid. Up to no good.
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: Poor old people, man. They fall for everything. My grandma
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: fell for everything.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Old people are dumb.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: I know. You think it would go the other way around.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: Whatever happened to old and wise? The older you get,
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: the dumber you get. As I say, I thought we
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: were supposed to be getting wise as we were getting old.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: It just goes out the window.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: It's so weird.
• 33:06
  Speaker 8: What's that newsletter your grandma gets?
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, the Silver Report. The Silver Report.
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: I love that so much. All the older people, they
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: get the Silver Report.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: I want the Silver Report.
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: And it gives them the updates on all the latest scams.
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: So they're in the know. So if they get hit
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: up by the scam.
• 33:21
  Speaker 8: I need to get on that list.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: They don't get scammed. Here's another one. A Florida police
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: officer accused of using a dead man's identity to take
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: over his home. Oh.
• 33:29
  Speaker 14: That's cool.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: Officer Brian Sturgis, 35 years old, arrested following an investigation
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: tied to a welfare check. Officers found the 71-year-old man,
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: David West, dead from natural causes. And investigators say that
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: Brian later took over control of the house without any
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: legal right and used the dead guy's identity on a
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: building permit.
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: Ugh.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Accused of using a notary's name and seal, sending documents
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: from the dead guy's phone, searching police records without permission.
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: He was thorough.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: He spent more than $ 200, 000 repairing the house, later tried
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: to own it. And the dead guy, the rightful heirs,
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: they eventually found out. And so now this guy, he's
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: not even fired yet. He's on unpaid leave. What's to
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: figure out, man?
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: That happened to a neighbor of mine. So this one
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: house at the end of the block was renting out
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: his driveway for people to live in an RV for
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: like whatever, 30 bucks a month.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: You can do that?
• 34:28
  Speaker 8: I don't think so.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: Not legally by any means. And so that attracted a
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: ton of people. The next door neighbor, old man, Gary,
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: died and they found out that he died. Everybody moved
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: into his house. Just commandeered his house.
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 34:41
  Speaker 8: And you can totally do that these days.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: I guess if they don't have any like family or
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: friends like he had a loner.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: Person he had a brother he had a brother but
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: the house was such a piece of garbage that the
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: brother didn't even want the house and these people lived
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: in it for a long time.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: Damn that's crazy life like but again is everybody scamming yes.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: And all the effort you put into a scam just
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: get a damn job because some of these scams are
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: so elaborate i know and how many of them are successful.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Well i hear the commercials for I think it's called
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Title Lock.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, those make me paranoid.
• 35:13
  Speaker 8: What is that?
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: So basically, the commercials at least lead you to believe
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: that it's fairly simple for somebody just to steal your house.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Like with just a couple documents and a couple signatures.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: Registered with the county.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: They can just register. And then now they legally own
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: your home.
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: And there's really nothing you can do. But you got
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: to sign up. It's like Life Lock, but for your title.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Should we do that?
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: I wonder.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: I heard about it and I have not really dug
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: too deep into it, but I guess it's not super common.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Not that it doesn't happen. It does happen.
• 35:47
  Speaker 8: But the chances are unbelievably low.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: It's not as easy as the commercial leads people to
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: believe because clearly they're trying to get people to sign up.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Sure. They want them to be like freaked out that,
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: oh my God, this is just a matter of just
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: going down to the- They want the Gregories. Yeah, going
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: down to City Hall.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: Totally.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: Going to the registrar's office.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: I chat GPT to it. It said the title theft
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: is real, but the risk is generally low.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's what I was reading.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: And a lot of alarming advertising about it, which is true.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: Those ads work. Yeah.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean.
• 36:15
  Speaker 8: I was convinced for the last 15 seconds someone was
• 36:17
  Speaker 8: going to steal my house.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: So I get it.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Not that it's.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: Your house, you mean mine.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: Not that it's impossible.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: It's just not probable.
• 36:25
  Speaker 8: People don't go around doing that to every single person.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: It's not super easy the way that the commercials. But,
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: you know, there's so many scams. And, you know, you
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: don't know one thing from the next thing.
• 36:36
  Speaker 8: No.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: What's the thing you were talking about this morning, Menace?
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: There's like all these. It's a big.
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: Computer like there's something compromised yeah there's a security issue
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: with the internet 70 of the internet and it's been
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: going on for like a couple weeks yeah.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: It says an urgent security update has been released for
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: php a programming language used by an estimated 70 of
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: websites two serious flaws could let hackers run their code
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: and take over affected servers without signing in So the
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: PHP team released fixes yesterday, urging users to install them immediately.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: US and British security agencies issued similar warnings. The FBI
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: said organizations that can't install the update should take any
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: affected systems offline until they can be made safe.
• 37:23
  Speaker 8: So this isn't a hacking attack. This is a software
• 37:26
  Speaker 8: update that's screwing people up.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: It's a security update that's been released because there's a
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: programming language used by 70% of computers. So something, a
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: language used by 70% of these websites would... If it's not,
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: if you don't put this update in and fix the
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: patch it or whatever.
• 37:43
  Speaker 8: That's what I'm saying.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: It could let hackers run their code and take over
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: affected servers without signing in.
• 37:51
  Speaker 8: 70% of people did not get hacked, I think is
• 37:53
  Speaker 8: what I'm trying to.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: No, but 70% of websites use this particular thing that
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: is compromised. That's why I said it's affecting 70%.
• 38:01
  Speaker 10: OpenAI.com.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: Said its AI tools helped researchers find ways to exploit
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: the flaws. The PHP team installing the updates is the
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: only complete fake. Look, there's no guarantee that, you know,
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: websites won't be affected by that whole thing.
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: That's why when I go to stores and they ask
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: you for all your information, your email, your phone number,
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: like they pretend that they need it for you to
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: like check out.
• 38:25
  Speaker 9: I go, no.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: I hate that. And I want to ask the worker.
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: I go, do you trust your own company system with
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: your personal information?
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: You know, I'm here at the physical location. I'm not buying.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: I understand. Like when you're buying something online, you enter
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: your information, right?
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I am right here.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But in this particular case, I got in my car.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: I came to your store. I walked through the door.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: I found the thing that I wanted. I waited in line.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: I'm here at the register. All you gotta do is
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: put the price in there. Take my money. And then
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: how would you like to pay today?
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Well, 99.9% is going to be through the card. And
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: so you just, activate the little machine. I wait for
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: the light to come on so I can use my
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: Apple Pay or tap or scan or whatever you're going
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: to do. And I go, why do you need my email?
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Why do you need my phone number? Well, I can't
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: even begin. I've heard people, I can't even begin the checkout.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: I can't even scan your item until your phone. Oh,
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: then just put any phone number. We used to do
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: that when I worked at the grocery store. You worked
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: at the grocery store. Like people would have like whatever.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: And we would just, like, type in random ass number
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: just to get past that screen. Did you ask the
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: customer if they had a shopper's card? Sure did.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: 555-1212.
• 39:35
  Speaker 9: Yeah, the process is so crazy now.
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: So they ask for all that information, and then you, like,
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: got to approve your... what you're buying, and then, like,
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: do you want to round up?
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. There's 8,000 questions about the different charity things.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Do you want to sign up for their card? No,
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: I don't. Are you sure? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Yeah,
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go home and think about it. Yeah.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: 877-44-WOODY. You can send us a text. Do that over
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: to 22987. We'll take a quick break. Either people are
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: scammers or creepers. Yep. You're in one of two categories now.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: Phones are open 877-44-WOODY. You can send us a text
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: over to 22987. And like Greg, I get caught up on.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: A lot of stupid little things. And I, and I can,
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: I can fully admit that they are stupid and they
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: are little.
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And it doesn't. So before anybody, well, how does
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: this affect you? It doesn't affect me.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Right, right, right.
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: That's the misunderstanding.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: It doesn't, it doesn't, I shouldn't say it doesn't make,
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: it doesn't impact my life.
• 40:47
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I, I, I realized that I completely realized that
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: for what I'm about to say. So like, um, for example, uh,
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: the little warning stickers that people still have on their
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: driver's side window. Menji is an offender of this. I
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: notice every day when I get into work and I'm
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: walking past his car, it's like he still has the.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: Damn it, Menji.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: The thing is, they're big and gaudy and they're huge
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: because the manufacturer means for you to take them off.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: When you buy, it's like your article of clothing is
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: not meant to be worn with the stickers and stuff
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: still on it. You're supposed to take the stickers and
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: tags off. They're not intending, so it's not part of
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: the look they're going for. Otherwise, I think if it
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: was supposed to be one of those things that were
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: still on there, like they would have made it smaller
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: or they would have made it so it was less
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: than true. They would have at least gone through the
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: trouble of making them straight. Half the time they're on
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: there kind of crooked, which I know would drive Greg crazy.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: So that's just one example.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: Do you not see that sticker?
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: So that's just one example of things that like I
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: notice and I go, I find it like. I'll call
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: it gently irritating because it's like when somebody has a
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: piece of food on their face, like you don't feel that.
• 41:55
  Speaker 8: How do you not know?
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: How almost you feel it.
• 41:59
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: Even though it's on somebody else's face. Okay. So then
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: does affect you because you said gently. That's what I said.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: It doesn't impact. I changed my wording too. It doesn't
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: impact my life. Like in other words, this isn't going
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: to change my future or anything. But it affects you
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: in some way. I think anytime you are observing anything
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: that you're going to have some type of thought or
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: reaction to it.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: It doesn't ruin my day.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: It doesn't.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: I just don't get it. I look and I go,
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: how do you leave that there? Like, you know, how
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: do you not feel that piece of food on your face?
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: It's a curiosity. Okay.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: Add this to the list. And another thing to add
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: to the list. And I see this not every day,
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: but probably at least maybe once a week, once every
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: other week. Because I go to the convenience store on
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: the way into work every day.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: Daily.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: And I see it a lot. Why? And maybe somebody
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: can explain to me. Why do people insist on leaving
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: their cars running while they go into a convenience store?
• 42:58
  Speaker 8: That does seem like a bad idea.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: Forget backing in. We've had that discussion. Why back in
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: the spots or why pull forward in the spots? And like, okay, whatever.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: Fine.
• 43:07
  Speaker 14: Hmm.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: You come to the convenience store and you're going in
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: to get a coffee or to get whatever it is
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: you're going to get, a lotto ticket. But you've got
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: out of your car and you've intentionally left the car
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: running while you go. It's not cold out.
• 43:24
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 43:24
  Speaker 8: It's not an old timey car.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Like I get cops are almost baiting you. I think
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: cops almost like, go ahead, try it. Steal the cop car.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Like it's going to take a special person to steal
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: the cop car that's running outside of a place.
• 43:39
  Speaker 10: Sure.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: I'm saying just for the average person. If you are
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: one of these people, why do you do that? Why
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: do you leave the car running? You're very trusting, first
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: of all. Is this saving you a bunch of time?
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: A quick getaway?
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: Are you worried that, man, if I shut the car off,
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to be able to get started again?
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: But these are not beater cars. These are not cars
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: that look like they're not going to be able to
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: start back up.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know anybody who does that, but I think
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: they would make the argument that it does save time.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: Because you know how it takes more hours to start
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: a car?
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: How much time are you really saving?
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Totally.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: Totally. But I think that would be their argument.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Are you robbing the place?
• 44:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, is this for a quick getaway?
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: I would just say in cold situations, you would keep
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: it running.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: Perhaps.
• 44:24
  Speaker 11: I've known people who've done this in very small towns
• 44:26
  Speaker 11: where nothing is going to happen. And I think it's
• 44:30
  Speaker 11: part laziness and part just not worried about it. It's
• 44:32
  Speaker 11: like not locking your front door. You don't even think
• 44:35
  Speaker 11: about it. It's just part of, Just not caring.
• 44:37
  Speaker 8: Your reality is a very trusting reality.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: How do you not think about it?
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: That's what I've been saying the past few months. If
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: you don't think about it, here's an idea.
• 44:46
  Speaker 8: Think about it.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: A car is not a thing that you just leave
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: running all the time. When you get in the car,
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: you start it up. When you get out of the car,
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: you turn it off. You're making a conscious decision to
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: leave it running. I'm curious. I'm just wondering why do
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: you do that? And For people who have done this,
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: have you ever gotten your car stolen? Oh, I'm sure. Well,
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: we hear about.
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: Pizza delivery guys get their car stolen.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: Somebody just texted him. My coworker left his truck running.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: It was stolen and found a week later.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Good.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: You know what? You deserve it. You deserve it.
• 45:22
  Speaker 8: And what did you learn? Do you continue to leave
• 45:24
  Speaker 8: your car running?
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: I was like, it's not going to happen twice.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: This one says, my convenience store is very close to
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: my house, and I just started my engine a minute ago.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: I leave it running, so in the long run, does
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: less damage to the engine.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: Before it's... Is that a thing?
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Before it's warmed up. I thought that whole thing now with.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: People saying they have to start the car and let
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: it warm up.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: I thought that ended a.
• 45:47
  Speaker 8: Long time ago.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought that whole thing was done now. Modern engines,
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: I didn't think, had to be, quote, warmed up anymore.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: That's what I heard. That's like an old engine thing, right? Yeah,
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: that's a relic of the 80s.
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: I mean, most cars stop their engines at stoplights these days.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I hate that. Which is annoying as well.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: That's an annoying feature. I hate the sound it makes, too,
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: when it does that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: It's a stupid environmental horse crap thing.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: Well, in the middle of summer, when that thing kicks in,
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: like the air conditioning, it just starts blowing like lukewarm air.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: It doesn't keep blowing the air conditioning air.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: Thanks, Obama.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, guys?
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: I mean, you're a guy who appreciates saving time, Seabass. Sure.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: Would you have some kind of explanation as to why.
• 46:28
  Speaker 12: Like, literally, I had to go back to my first
• 46:30
  Speaker 12: vehicle where I had to jumpstart the car every time
• 46:32
  Speaker 12: I started it.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: See, that's what I'm saying.
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: That would have been the only situation.
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: But, yeah.
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: And it's also, by the way, this.
• 46:38
  Speaker 12: Is one of those things that you're going to tell
• 46:39
  Speaker 12: our kids and our grandkids. Like, you know, we used
• 46:41
  Speaker 12: to have to stop and start our cars because electric
• 46:43
  Speaker 12: cars don't start and stop.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: Just turn them on.
• 46:46
  Speaker 12: And when you just walk away, you can't even start
• 46:48
  Speaker 12: an electric car unless you have the Bluetooth connection.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: So, at least with Teslas anyway.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, okay.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: So someone says, well, hot days, AC stays on.
• 46:56
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: I can understand that. But in these particular situations. Perfect
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: weather conditions. These are not like super hot or super
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: cold conditions we're talking about. It's just people that just leave.
• 47:07
  Speaker 9: The car running.
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: Not super old cars, like you said.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: Not getting. Not getting. And I think you are asking
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: for problems. You're asking for someone to mess with your car.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: Sammy, you brought up small towns that people don't lock
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: their doors and windows. And then if something happens and
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: they're in the news, like some crime happened or a murder,
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: and they say, well, now we're going to start locking
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: our windows and doors. Even if I lived in a
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: podunk town, why would you go to bed without locking
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: your door?
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: I know, that's weird.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: I don't get that.
• 47:34
  Speaker 11: I never saw a key to any of the houses
• 47:36
  Speaker 11: I ever lived in. Not only did we not lock
• 47:38
  Speaker 11: them at night, we didn't lock them during the.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: Day if no one was there.
• 47:41
  Speaker 8: Our house was never locked.
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: Weird.
• 47:43
  Speaker 8: That's crazy.
• 47:44
  Speaker 10: Very weird.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: That's so strange. It's so strange that she lived in safety.
• 47:48
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 47:48
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean, it's because there was never a reason
• 47:52
  Speaker 11: to lock the door. And we had people in and out.
• 47:53
  Speaker 11: There was a lot of people in our family.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: The reason is so people don't walk in.
• 47:57
  Speaker 11: But when has anyone just walked into your house?
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: Well, when it happens, they just say, damn it, we
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: should have locked the door.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: No, I always thought that was funny.
• 48:04
  Speaker 11: I had a friend who the door to their house
• 48:07
  Speaker 11: was always locked when they were home. When they weren't home,
• 48:09
  Speaker 11: it was always locked. And even when I was on
• 48:11
  Speaker 11: my way over and they knew I was coming over,
• 48:13
  Speaker 11: the door would still be locked and I'd have to
• 48:15
  Speaker 11: knock and wait for them to come unlock the door.
• 48:17
  Speaker 8: That's pretty normal.
• 48:18
  Speaker 15: Really?
• 48:19
  Speaker 13: Yes.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: That's insanely normal.
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: My grandparents' house, they didn't start locking the doors until
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: like the mid-90s.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: I can't imagine somebody coming to my house and just
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: walking in.
• 48:29
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 48:30
  Speaker 11: Well, if you know I'm on my way, yeah, I'd
• 48:31
  Speaker 11: be like, hey, I'm here.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, so in your super safe, probably guard-gated community, you
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: didn't lock the front door, right?
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know those guards you had out front? Yes, yes.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: All the guards. That's why we were safe. You know,
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: Woody and my family, they live in a small town,
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: never lock the doors, leaves the truck running at the
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: grocery store. All right, you know, I've seen those in movies. Well, hey,
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: try that in a small town is what I say.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: But that wasn't, again, that wasn't what I was asking about.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: I'm not living in a small town. For the average Joe.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: These are all outliers. It wasn't super hot. You know
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: what I mean?
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: I'm sure there's a thing here and there like why
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: maybe you wouldn't. This isn't in the 1950s.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: I would get it like back in the blockbuster days
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: when you go to return a video and, you know,
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: you just got out to throw a little movie into
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: the slot.
• 49:18
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: And left the car running. Get it. I get it.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: I'll keep your beer cold.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: All right. 877-44-WOODY. You can send us a text. Do
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: that over to 22987. All right. So here's a question.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: What is something I get? I get raked over the
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: coals all the time for my love of things that
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: a lot of people hate. Candy corn. Yeah.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: Circus Venus.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: Just as an example, candy corn, right? What is something
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: that everyone hates but you love? Oh. So you love it,
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: but everybody else, not so much. What is that thing
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: for you, personally? You can hit us with your answer
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: on the text, 22987. You can call in 877-44-WOODY. Something
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: you love, but everybody else seems to hate.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: 877-44-WOODY. Maybe you love backing in. Oh, well, that's not... No,
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: I know. We brought that up before. Very stupid to
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: be against that. Don't get it.
• 50:21
  Speaker 12: I've told you a thousand times, you're just refusing to
• 50:24
  Speaker 12: get it. You're literally, you are literally at this point
• 50:26
  Speaker 12: refusing to get, cause I've explained the five or six
• 50:29
  Speaker 12: different superior reasons why you do that.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: That's not an answer. It is when we're not going
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: to like go into it further. No, it's Seabass, you're correct.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: I concede. No, not conceding.
• 50:40
  Speaker 6: No.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: Cause that's not, that's not the answer in that situation. No,
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: cause either we're going to take the time to then
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: get back and forth on it, which we're not going
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: to do.
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: You should have absorbed that and said, Seabass, you're correct.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: I concede.
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: Nope.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: Not doing that either. I get it.
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: Now you're just being obstinate.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: Abstinent. Abstinent, yes.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: I can make the same argument for you not seeing
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: my side.
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: No, you can't, because your side's wrong. Your side's wrong.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: Nope, your side's wrong.
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: When their side gets dismantled.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: Nope, your side's wrong. Do people even know what you're
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: talking about right now? Backing into parking spots.
• 51:11
  Speaker 12: When your side gets dismantled, and then they say, well,
• 51:13
  Speaker 12: you haven't... No, I've proven that your side is wrong.
• 51:16
  Speaker 12: Abandon your position and concede.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: Exactly. What is something that you love... That everybody else
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: seems to hate. 877-44-WOODY. Just unapologetically, you love it. Who
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: cares what everybody else says?
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: What everybody else thinks.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: Peeps is another good one on the text.
• 51:35
  Speaker 8: Good example.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: Those are good. That's another one I get crap for liking.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: I like peeps.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: No, you're wrong.
• 51:41
  Speaker 15: Nope.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: Concede, Greg. All right, so what's something that you... unapologetically
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: loved that everybody else seems to hate I mean CBass
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: I would assume Cybertruck would be one of those.
• 51:55
  Speaker 12: It is fashionable and hilarious and everyone's always laughing when
• 51:59
  Speaker 12: you do it but as Greg has experienced when you
• 52:03
  Speaker 12: get inside those things they're roomy they're faster 0-60 in
• 52:08
  Speaker 12: 2.6 seconds I think.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: It's more the look though.
• 52:11
  Speaker 8: That's what people don't like on the outside they look badass.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: Too no the interior is very nice The exterior is
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: legally laughably stupid.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: I'm not arguing any of the other stuff that you
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: say about the Cybertruck, but from the outside when you
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: look at it, you're like, God, what a dumb fucking vehicle.
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: I get people walking up. I had two this week,
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: including one female.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: Thank you. She wasn't hot. But who walk up and said, man,
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: the way you got that set up, it looks really nice.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: The lines are sleek. Very, very impressive. So there are
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: those out there. It's like saying she's got a cute face.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: I'm with Steve Vasto. It's an easy joke for unfunny people.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 52:46
  Speaker 8: Look, they're ugly cars. You made yours ugly. better looking.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: I will disagree with that.
• 52:51
  Speaker 8: You didn't make it better looking?
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: As a matter of taste.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: Menace, what is something you unapologetically love that everybody else
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: seems to hate?
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: Well, I think just the easy one is reality television.
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: People pretend that they're above it and they don't know
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: anything about it, but yet they know all the people
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: that are on reality television and they seem to know, like,
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: the storylines of certain things. Like, what's going on with
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: the Kardashians and all that kind of stuff. And they
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: said that, you know, they're constantly exposed to it. It's
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: pretty easy to avoid certain things if you want to.
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: I agree.
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: I don't know anything about it except what Menace says.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: Exactly. The only insight I have to any of that stuff,
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: I go, who is that? Is when Menace brings something
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: up about one of these people, I'm like, all right,
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: What world is that from? Is that music?
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: They say it's garbage, but yet they want to talk
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: about it because they know things.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: It's just odd.
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: I do that.
• 53:48
  Speaker 11: I can talk about it because I have so many
• 53:50
  Speaker 11: girls in my life who watch it and will update
• 53:53
  Speaker 11: me on the drama, but I cannot. I can't sit
• 53:57
  Speaker 11: through a show. It drives me insane.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: It's weird.
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: When it does come to reality television, I'm not really
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: into a lot of reality competition shows. Like, Jeff's like
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: really into Survivor, Big Brother.
• 54:10
  Speaker 8: You're just there for the drama.
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I just want, you know, the cattiness fighting of it. Yeah,
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: all that. But I am into the dancing with the
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: stars has pulled me in, man. I kind of like it. Yeah,
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: but I haven't followed it so much that I know
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: like every single person.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: Again, my question, like what about it? Like dancing with
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: the stars in particular.
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: Just the people that are like actually... let's say they've
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: done gymnastics and things like that where they do like
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: kind of acrobatic things. Like I told you, like I
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: like the girl that is a Olympic gold medalist for
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: ice skating, right? Like she does things and dance that
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: I've never seen before.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: But that's what brought you into the show? That's why
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: you turned it on?
• 54:55
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: And then now there's drama, like which the drama comes into.
• 55:00
  Speaker 8: So he likes the music, the dancing, and the costumes,
• 55:02
  Speaker 8: but not musical theater.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: No, I didn't even mention the music. Yeah, but isn't
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: that part of Dancing with the Stars? You don't like musicals, right?
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: I did like Rent.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: He does reference that. That's like his Jamarcus Russell.
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: Who knows that song by heart?
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: 525,600 minutes.
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: But it was so big when I was in high school.
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: It was kind of unavoidable. Yeah.
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: All right, Gregory, what's something you unapologetically love that everybody
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: else seems to hate?
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: Some things, plural. I made a quick list. Secondhand smoke.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: Love it.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: I do too.
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: I do like that. It reminds me of my grandparents.
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: Just the best smell. If I'm a passenger, not the driver,
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: if I'm a passenger, traffic, because I'm such a nervous
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: passenger and I feel like traffic is safe.
• 55:44
  Speaker 8: It'll slow you down.
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: I love, a lot of people hate preparing raw meat,
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: like when they have to salt and pepper it and
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: rub oil on it. I love raw meat.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: And then.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: The tattoo that goes from the back of the ear
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: and then down the neck, like a long, thin tattoo,
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: I think that looks so good.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Greg, gory.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: I really like that. So you like that, but you
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: don't like any kind of nose ring. That's interesting. I
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: would put that in the same category.
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: No, it almost looks like a Secret Service earpiece, like a...
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: cord when it comes down. I think it looks really cool.
• 56:18
  Speaker 12: You could argue for that because it mimics the natural
• 56:21
  Speaker 12: flow of hair, at least. It's a natural aesthetic where you're.
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: Just cramming crap in your nose.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: It's gross.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: Also, good-looking people tend to have it.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: Usually.
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: And then on the food one uh i love liverwurst
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: and i love beets and when people say beets taste
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: like dirt you're insane.
• 56:36
  Speaker 8: They don't taste like dirt they taste like earth they're earthy.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: Something you unapologetically love that everybody seems to hate i
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: also have.
• 56:43
  Speaker 8: A very quick list i'll go quickly ingrown hairs i
• 56:46
  Speaker 8: know everybody hates them but if you will let me
• 56:48
  Speaker 8: take them out i will be the happiest person in
• 56:50
  Speaker 8: the world i cannot watch people pop zits i've never
• 56:53
  Speaker 8: popped as it i don't like anything that has to
• 56:54
  Speaker 8: do with that but i will what's the difference it's
• 56:57
  Speaker 8: Because it's pussy and it's liquid. Ingrown hair is just
• 56:59
  Speaker 8: the hair that you get to pull out, which is
• 57:01
  Speaker 8: the best.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: With ingrown hair, there's usually like pus and stuff involved.
• 57:03
  Speaker 8: That doesn't bother me, but I cannot pop zits, but
• 57:05
  Speaker 8: I love ingrown hairs. Also, I love writing thank you notes.
• 57:09
  Speaker 8: I know people think it's a chore, but I love
• 57:11
  Speaker 8: to sit down and I have my stamps and my
• 57:13
  Speaker 8: envelopes and I get to tell people what I appreciate
• 57:15
  Speaker 8: about them. I love writing them. I was bad at
• 57:17
  Speaker 8: them as a kid. I've done a 180. All right.
• 57:20
  Speaker 8: Getting super glue on my skin. I love that.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 57:24
  Speaker 8: Love, love, love, love peeling it off. And finally, this
• 57:27
  Speaker 8: is only going to apply to people who watch Breaking Bad,
• 57:29
  Speaker 8: but I know I'm in the minority. I love Skylar White.
• 57:33
  Speaker 8: And I know it's cool to hate her. Even Bryan
• 57:36
  Speaker 8: Cranston said, what's wrong with everybody? Like, I'm the bad
• 57:39
  Speaker 8: guy and everyone hates her, what, because she's a rag?
• 57:42
  Speaker 8: She's clever. She's a victim. She's smart. She tries her
• 57:45
  Speaker 8: best to get out of this stuff. She's not like...
• 57:48
  Speaker 8: She comes up with these creative solutions and everybody hated
• 57:51
  Speaker 8: her for no reason.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: I will say the reason is she was a rag.
• 57:53
  Speaker 8: No, but that is the typical cliche response that everybody says.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: See, now you sound the way that he sounds when
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: you just can't acknowledge that people just don't like her.
• 58:04
  Speaker 8: For legitimate reasons.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: The same way he can't acknowledge that people just don't
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: like the look of the Cybertruck.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: She's a rag.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: I'll explain it specifically. Okay.
• 58:12
  Speaker 12: She was just nasty and negative to him at every scene.
• 58:16
  Speaker 12: I get it if you're running a giant drug kingpin,
• 58:18
  Speaker 12: you don't want your husband in that kind of danger.
• 58:20
  Speaker 12: But just everything else, she was on his ass all
• 58:23
  Speaker 12: the time for no good reason.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: He's just trying to provide.
• 58:26
  Speaker 8: No good reason. It's her family and her life that
• 58:28
  Speaker 8: she's going to go to prison over.
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: She finds out she's married to a drug-making murderer.
• 58:31
  Speaker 8: No good reason she's a rat.
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about the end of it. And she's supposed
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: to be like, no, it's okay. I specifically said not that.
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: I said just leading up to that.
• 58:40
  Speaker 12: Well, when she didn't know any of that stuff, when
• 58:41
  Speaker 12: he's out just like, he's got cancer.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: It comes to light, not early, but she finds out.
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: And then there's still plenty of show left.
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: And I know rest in peace, but the son was
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: the same way. He was just a pain in the
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: ass in every scene he was in.
• 58:54
  Speaker 8: Then not the actor.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, he was trying to raise money and everything.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: He should have ghosted him a long time ago. Let's
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: say hi to Frank.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: Hey, Frank. Hey, guys.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: Hey, what's something you were doing great? What's something you
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: unapologetically love, but everybody else seems to hate? I, for
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: some stupid reason, love those Christmas rom-coms on Netflix, Lifetime, Hallmark. Oh.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: The cheesier, the better. Yep, you're right there with Sammy. But,
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: I mean, Sammy's supposed to. Look at her.
• 59:23
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: Now, Frank, I don't know what you look like, but
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: I'm sure I would look at you and go, really?
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: You don't say. I would have never guessed that. Like, Yeah,
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: but rom-coms I like.
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: The less you think, the better the movie.
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: All right, Frank, thanks for the call. Also, those suspense
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: thrillers and all that stuff. Oh, yeah, those are cool.
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: Those are great, too.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: But I think a lot of people like those. I
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: could see, as a dude especially, you're not supposed to
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: like rom-coms. I don't like rom-coms. But I dig those.
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: the Hallmark movie stuff no not those are like so
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: bad but.
• 59:54
  Speaker 8: What kind of rom-com like how to lose a man
• 59:57
  Speaker 8: in 10 days like.
• 59:58
  Speaker 12: I've never seen those in Seattle oh and you liked
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 12: Serendipity yeah you liked that which one oh Serendipity yeah.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 8: But I mean like the kind of screwball ones did.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: You watch the Lindsay Lohan Christmas special that Netflix put
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: out no that was a banger like nah bang out
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: falling for christmas 877 44 winning uh we'll get we'll
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: get back there's a lot more feedback coming it's something
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: you unapologetically love but everybody else seems to hate what
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: is it 877 44 what a the woody show all.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 13: Right what's something you unapologetically love that everybody else seems
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 13: to hate um One thing I'll mention for Greg, Greg
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 13: likes when he has a reservation for a restaurant and
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 13: he gets there and they tell him it's going to
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 13: be another 15 or 20 minutes.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: That's insane. He loves that.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: If they have a bar, who cares? Make it an hour.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: Let's see. Texture says, mine is the dentist. I feel
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: like I'm getting pampered. Yes, I agree with that.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 8: I love the dentist.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 11: I'll fall asleep right in the chair. My teeth feel
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 11: so clean after.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: It's the best. I do fall asleep in the chair. Really?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 10: Never.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: As they're doing stuff.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: No way.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: The other thing that I love that I know a
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: lot of people don't like, Novocaine. I've said that before. Oh,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: I hate it. I love Novocaine. I hate it. What
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: about it?
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 8: You like being drooly?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: The unusual feeling?
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: I like the feeling. Yeah. No, I like the, no,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: it's not the biting the cheek. I like, um, cause
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: I got facial hair.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: So when I have Novocaine, I like, I like touching
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: my face on that side. It feels so weird. I
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: love it. And also like, you know, I love it
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: because they can do the work and stuff and you
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: don't feel it. So that's good.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: I still feel it.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: The discomfort of whatever the dental work that's going on.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: I think everybody in this room likes colonoscopies, right?
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 8: I do. You made me a fan.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: Well, we like propofol. It's the propofol.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's so cozy.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: To be specific. Let's see. This text says, absolutely love
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: the smell of patchouli. I don't like patchouli.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I know what it smells like.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 8: It's kind of musky.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: Incense-y. Do a lot of people not like incense? Because
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: I love the smell of incense.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 14: I do, too.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 8: But patchouli is kind of dirty smelling.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: Is it just because of what you associate it with?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: I think that's it. Like the smell is not bad.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: It's just what you associate it with, like a dirty
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: hippie kind of.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 8: I just don't love the smell of patchouli.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: Greg, you mentioned anchovies, a lot of that on the text.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: People like them. They just don't know what they like.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: No one's even had them. A lot of people, I've
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: seen a couple of these and I know Gina, you
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: had just mentioned it too. This is my go-to ice
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: cream flavor is mint chocolate chip. And none of my
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: friends like it, so I have to hear it every time. Like, ew,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: you like that?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 8: Everybody loves mint chip.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: Not everybody. That was my go-to as a kid.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I love it.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: That was my ice cream that I got every single time.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 8: But who's grossed out by mint chip?
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 11: I don't like it.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 9: I hate it.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 11: But I feel like I'm in the minority of not
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 11: liking it.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: You are, yes. So, Sammy, what's yours? Something you unapologetically
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: love but everybody seems to hate.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: Hallmark movies?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 11: I love, well, no, because that's in my wheelhouse, I
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 11: feel like. But yes, Hallmark movies. I love putting furniture together.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 11: I love it.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: Leave me alone.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 11: I'm going to put on music and put together tables, chairs,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 11: a console, whatever. If I come over and you're like, hey,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 11: I have this thing to put together. I really don't
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 11: want to do it. I will volunteer. I will put
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 11: it together for you. Give me an hour, however long
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 11: it takes.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: I love it. With little stupid hex wrenches or what? Yes.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 8: Barely real tools. Yes.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: Because she has tiny little hands, she can put her.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 11: Yeah, it can take a long time, but I love it.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: That's why she likes sewing and knitting, because she has
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: these little tiny, you know... Elf hands that she can
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: build with. She's got those sweatshop hands. This is my superpower.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: On the text, something else that people love, that you love,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: that everybody else seems to hate. I like soggy french fries.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: Gross. Like the bottom of the bag at Five Guys. Yeah.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: Jury duty.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 11: No.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: Everyone calls me crazy, but I absolutely love Chef Boyardee ravioli.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 8: I mean, they're great.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: That's not terrible. It was as a kid.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: There's no need for it anymore.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: 714 texting over black licorice.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: Ugh.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: Liar.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: You hate it.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: Everybody hates it. Something I love that everybody seems to
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: hate is the airport. I love getting to the airport early,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: reading a good book, eating some of the airport food,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: having a drink.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 8: I kind of get that. I don't mind the airport.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when people talk about it, they hate traveling. My
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: wife will complain, even if it's going somewhere where she likes,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: and it's about, I've got to get to the airport
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: and get on a plane. I'm like, who cares?
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: Team Jen.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: I enjoy it.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: It's terrible.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: Liver and onions.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: That's good.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: Getting some people on the tech. Another one, I love
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: burnt popcorn. Ew. Yeah, burnt popcorn. It doesn't really, because
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: with other burnt things, there's a nice smokiness. It's so
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: acrid and sour.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: Everybody say hi to Bob.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 8: Bob.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, guys, good morning.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: What up?
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 9: All right, man.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: So what's something you unapologetically love that everybody else seems
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: to hate? Nickelback. Dude, you know what? I'm right there
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: with you.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: I like that.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: I don't love Nickelback. I like Nickelback. I think Nickelback
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: has a lot of good songs. I will say the
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: same thing, another one. Creed. Exactly.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: A lot of unjustified hate.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 15: I've only been listening to you guys for just a
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 15: couple of weeks, and you guys freaking rock.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: I dig it.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: I love that.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: Bob, thank you so much for the call. Appreciate you
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: participating in the show. Have yourself a great day. There's Bob, everybody.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: Bye.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 5: Bye.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: Bye.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 14: Bye.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: It was a good bomb. Yeah, it was the best. 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: Text us over to 229-87-more. Woody's show's name.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: I'm not wearing a helmet.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: Not going to wear a helmet.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: No, like straight up, you guys are idiots. The Woody Show.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 7: We'll be right back.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: All right, CBass, what do you got for us this
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: week in audio?
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 12: Let's start with giving Woody a solid and rock-hard one
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 12: as we have tasing audio.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 12: Fun with accents edition. This is a British police Bobby who...
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 12: There's a guy.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: Just hanging out in McDonald's with a machete threatening to
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: cut people's arms off. I love tasering videos. In fact,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: I watched one.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: It was like.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: They were doing military training, and so all the recruits,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: they all had to get held on the side. It
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: was like a compilation video. Seriously, it must have been
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: 10 minutes long. I watched the whole thing. You can
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: never be ready for it. You can think you're ready.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 5: You can think you're ready.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: They're like, ah! Oh, God, no.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: All right, well, this kid, this guy, he's.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: Got his machete, and the police, they tell him, as
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 5: they do in Britain, taser, taser.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: At the minute, mate, you're under arrest on suspicion of robbery,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: all right, so you don't have to say anything, but
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: it may harm the defense, but you don't have to
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: answer my question.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 9: I've got a taser!
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: Stop fighting!
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: Taser, taser, taser!
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 14: Taser, taser!
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: See, it doesn't work unless they're screaming too.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: That's awesome. I like the.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 12: Beginning where she's like reading him his rights as he's running.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: She's trying to rush it and get it all in. Yeah,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: I love that. This Week in Audio. More fun with
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: British accents. So this mom is playing a little prank
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: on her little toddler. And she gives him her phone,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: but she's got it set up where there's going to
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: be like a ghost that pops up, like one of
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: those filters.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 12: So she gives him the phone, knowing that he's going
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 12: to see that there's a ghost behind him to get
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 12: his reaction as he's telling his mom why he loves her.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: Right, when I leave the room, tell the camera what
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: you like about mommy, okay?
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 10: Go.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 14: I like about my mom about pirate ship.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 5: And I.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, s * * t.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 10: Oh, s * * t.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: It was hiding. Oh, my gosh.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, s * * t.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 9: That's me.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: So mellow.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, there's a ghost behind me, Mom.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 5: Oh, yes.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: He lives here now, Mommy.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 12: And what a great little boy thing. What do you
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 12: love about your mom? I love that I talk to
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 12: her about pirate ships.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: Attracts.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. This week in audio.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: Oh, in more British news. We've got so much of this.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: Ellen DeGeneres, she lives there now.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: And she went on the Grand Norton Show, which is
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: a very fun show, just for the fun of it.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: And she talked here about Sammy, what might be her
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: British TV comeback.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 6: There are shows here that I'm just shocked that someone
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 6: went and sold it. There's a sewing show. So you're
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 6: watching someone sew. There's a pottery show where I mow
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 6: every day. I like to mow.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 8: I can call it lawn and order.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, nice.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: Pause break for long. Dude, I went to the area
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 5: that she lives in and it's so weird because all
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 5: they have is a zip code. And then you go
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 5: to the neighborhood and each like house just has a name.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: And then you're just supposed to drive around the neighborhood
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: until you find the house.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 8: That people live in.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: The name of the estate?
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because I had to go meet up with somebody
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 5: and I just typed in the Uber and it was
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 5: just the zip code and that's it.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, so there's no street address. Yeah. You get to
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: the town and then from there you gotta figure it out.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 5: You just drive around looking at the houses.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: It was a cool area though. It's crazy like how
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: much people loved Ellen at one point. Oh, she could
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: do no wrong. And now I feel like all I
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: see is just people like just.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 8: Ishing on her.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: Well they're not ishing on her they're just telling like
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: all these stories are coming.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 12: Out yeah i think the nda is up we're now
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 12: on the back side of that though so like there
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 12: is the hate hate hate which again i agreed with
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 12: i don't like ellen but i feel like why did
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 12: she lose her job hate now we're.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: That when all that came now she's on the upswing
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: we're like you're like.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 12: Yeah oh we actually liked her so give it two
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 12: three years Yeah.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: Because she didn't really do anything. She'll be back with
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: a sewing show, I guess.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 11: Well, the lawn show.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: Lawn order. Ellen's estate is called Kitesbridge Farm. Hello. This
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: week in audio.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 12: Speaking of people who made a comeback, Carrot Top had
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 12: his first show back after he tried to not do things.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: Unalive himself, as the kids say these days. And here
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: he comes back, and I'll give him credit. He had
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: jokes about it.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 9: Thank you very.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 10: Much.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: Seriously, thanks for coming.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 10: How do you follow that?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: You've seen my show. You're like, what's the joke? What
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: do you pull out of your trunk? What is appropriate?
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: What's not appropriate? It's been a month of trying to
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: figure out what's appropriate, so I figured this probably would
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: be not appropriate.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 5: It's a chicken, rubber chicken with a noose around it.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: That's good stuff. I mean, appropriate for Carrot Top.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: Shout out to Carrot Top. This Week in Audio. Okay.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 12: Well, seeing as how the Woody show has now become
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 12: the official Blueface show of record. Thanks to Morgan and
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 12: Menace being part of it. Big fans of Blueface. If
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 12: you folks don't know, he's a rapper who now does
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 12: live streaming. Makes six figures a month apparently off that.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 12: He was at a local chain restaurant and doing his
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 12: live stream.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: And he got swatted.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 12: What that means is someone, they can figure out where
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 12: you are. They'll say, they'll call the police. This is
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 12: very illegal, by the way. They'll say, hey, somebody's got
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 12: a gun at XYZ restaurant.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: Please help. I'm scared. It happens a lot with these
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: live streams.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 12: And the point of that being is that when the
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 12: police hear that, they show up. with the tactical squad.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 12: They're like, there's an active shooter, this is bad, this
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 12: is the worst.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: I think the report was there was a guy dressed
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: as a traffic cone waving a gun.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 12: Because now, the extra wrinkle is Blueface and his wife
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 12: and their friends and their baby are all dressed like
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 12: the Incredibles.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: It's an insane situation.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 12: You've got this rapper with crap all over his face
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 12: dressed like a Pixar character with police showing up, guns drawn,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 12: it's an absolute maniac scene.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 5: So what do you do when that happens?
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 12: Well, you yell at the cops and you tell them
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 12: that they're being ridiculous.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: And that's the audio we have here from the live stream.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, f * * * you! Look, you weren't in trouble.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? But by all means, just
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: do whatever they're telling you to do. You know you
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: didn't do anything. We're not going to be calm. Well,
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: guess what? That doesn't help. You better be. Being calm
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: is the best thing to do right now. You weren't
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: in trouble, but you're about to be.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and F you.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 12: He's mouthing off. So Blueface, he's got to spend the
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 12: night in jail. He's shocking, Greg. He's on parole or probation.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 10: Already.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you're talking about reality shows, but this is
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: the kind of stuff that you like?
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: This?
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: This does it for you?
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 5: No, I'm not into this, but I'm just aware of it.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: So you're making the distinction between you don't like competition shows,
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: but you like the drama kind of stuff.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. This is high drama.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: Stupid drama.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, kids.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 5: This is what stupid teenagers do.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 5: And oftentimes they get good, if they can find them,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 5: they get really good jail sentences.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's cool. It's a felony. Yeah, it's fun.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: Now, okay.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 12: So Chris Shawn, and the reason we know Chris Shawn
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 12: is she was the main event in Morgan's boxing fight
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 12: from a number of months ago. She's Blueface's wife.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: Or if you watch the Zeus Network. Yeah, or if
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: you watch the Zeus Network.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 12: Mother of his baby. Now, Chris Sean, she does her
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 12: own live stream, and she was getting crap from the
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 12: chat about how, why didn't you help your man, like,
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 12: as if she was supposed to do anything. She says,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 12: guess what?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: I was there.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 5: We were there with our baby at this restaurant, and I,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 5: the mother of that baby, I did something.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 10: When I seen him take out the gun and point
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 10: it towards Blue, bitch, I went and got the baby
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 10: from the car seat and walked out front of the gun, man.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: That's some G, what are you talking about? I'm sticking
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: with you like a family. Them had a gun in
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: your face. I seen your mouth, you kept mouthing real bad.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: Cause they deserved it. Why the fuck do they have
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: a gun on you? So I used the baby as
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: a human shield. So yeah. Yeah, that's real G-ish. I
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: wasn't following.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 8: She did, she got it out of the car.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I went to the car. The baby was safe
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 12: in the car seat with, again, guns drawn. As far
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 12: as the cops know, a live shooting scene. Grabbed the
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 12: baby and went out and yelled at the cops with
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 12: my man.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: Oh because we're a family lucky baby like yeah we
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: get everybody we get the kids and then on the
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: end of that she's like I'm jumping in.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 12: And then she's defending the man Blueface the cops deserve
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 12: to be screamed at the cops don't know.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 7: Who the hell you are they don't even know why
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 7: they got called in and then we got in the
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 7: latest update oh see help us out the latest update
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 7: there was another live stream where they're talking to each
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 7: other and Blueface was saying how much he loved her
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 7: and then like a couple minutes later they got in
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 7: some argument and now they're broken.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: Up oh no I See, I think what a lot
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: of people hate about it, they hate that people like
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: this can make any kind of living or money doing, like, yeah,
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: like you, what do you do? Like I said, six
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: figures a month. He showed the receipts on it. I
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: think it's more like they're kind of disappointed with society
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: for allowing this or enabling this to become people that
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: anybody has heard of at all.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 12: And to me, like, I don't know how I cure
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 12: this person because she's being told, Putting your baby in
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 12: literally in harm's way in the line.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 5: Of fire is a bad thing to do. And she's like, no,
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 5: it's a good thing to do.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 8: No, it's G-ish.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 12: Yeah, no, yelling at the cops when they're there for
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 12: an active shooter is a good thing to do.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: But then saying that somehow, like, endears you to the
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: audience of idiots.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Who applaud that.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: Who then make you even more popular. That's the part
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: I think people get annoyed with.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 5: And we talk about, like, Matt, you brought this up.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: If we just.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 12: Not necessarily her and Blueface, but yes, her and Blueface.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 12: If we can just eliminate that one or two percent
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 12: of society that's actively making things worse for everybody. Her,
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 12: her husband, the kids who are swatting her as well.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: And their fans. Catch me outside, girl.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: Catch me outside, girl.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: And we just get– if we just take that tiny
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: sliver of idiots out of society, it would be like
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: we were all living in Japan. Daily mention of Japan.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: You say that, but like what about the parenting to
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: tell people, hey, don't be into this stuff? I agree.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 5: That could be an element of it.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: In addition to.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: Your parents didn't tell you? Everything that I was into,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: my parents were like, what is it about those Guns N'
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: Roses that you like so much? They didn't understand that.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: Parents are always telling their kids the stuff that they're
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: into is dumb.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 8: Some might say parents just don't understand.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: How about be more effective? Oh.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 8: Don't you love non-parents?
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: That's good. No, I know you guys love parenting content,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: so I just threw it in there.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: Anyway. What?
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: I hear what he's saying.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: You do?
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 12: Well, if you're an honestly great parent, your kids don't
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 12: even find that stuff appealing.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: No, because when you're young and you're dumb, you find
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: dumb stuff appealing.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: I agree.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: I did plenty of it myself.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: When kids are into whatever, it's when you have full
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: grown adults who are into this dumb stuff.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: Right. And I think you should talk about the audience
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: for this is probably adults.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: Most of them probably.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 9: Well, here's the thing.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: Greg never in his life had a strong urge to
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: go out and do a street takeover.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: Isn't that weird?
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: Because he had good parents. Figuring into his brain is
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: like an option.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: Right, no.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 8: But he did like breaking stuff and throwing stuff at cars.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: I sure, I still do.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: Sammy, on the other hand, she was out there.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 3: Here comes Jeff G.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: who's been, he was deep in the scene. We got
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: a break here. Yes, Jeff.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 9: Are you suggesting I'm not a good parent because my
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 9: sons watch Blueface?
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 12: What you and I are saying is, you're a dumb
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 12: teenage boy, as we all were.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 5: You're going to be, that's going to.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: Be- Yeah, what Menace is saying is more of that point. Right,
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: I'm going to do it, you're going to do it.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: You need to be a better parent to keep your
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: kids from... Yeah.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 9: Says the person without kids.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 8: That's every time.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, damn, snap.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 5: No, I'm just gaslighting you because I don't care about
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 5: any of the parenting stuff.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 9: It's super boring. Listen, we all watch dumb stuff when
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 9: we were kids, whether it be Faces of Death or whatever.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 9: We would always watch what we were told not to watch.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 9: And they watch it because it's dumb and they laugh
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 9: at them. You know what I mean? But I don't
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 9: think it has anything to do with parenting. I'm drawing
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 9: the line.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't care. I was just throwing it out there.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: At re-readults. You know what I mean? Let me throw
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: one out there.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 12: The first few UFC tapes that were released, you were
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 12: not supposed to watch those. So all of us kids
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 12: in high school had to go together, find some grandparents
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 12: who let their kids rent the UFC tapes. And now
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 12: it's the biggest sport in the world, so whatever.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: And right back into This Week in Audio. More live
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: streaming stuff.
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  Speaker 3: This is.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: A man, Adrian Bronner, Menace, he has something in common
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: with you.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 5: He's a former boxing pro.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 5: I mean, he's a champion. Yeah, he used to flush
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 5: money down the toilet.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 9: Remember that?
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: In common with Menace, former boxing pro?
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 8: Well, something else.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 12: Former boxing pro who now has a Menace move in
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 12: his repertoire. He was on his live stream. They're in
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 12: this party limo, drinking, going out to the club or whatever.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 12: He's in the middle of chugging a drink. And suddenly
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 12: he says, you know what, I feel kind of, my
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 12: stomach feels.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: Kind of woozy. A reset.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 5: So he does it live, the menace reset, barfing in
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 5: his own drink live on camera.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 5: Chugs the whole drink.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: He re-drinks it?
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: I'm going to cry. That, I have not.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 8: What is he, a cat?
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: I will say this.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 5: That's Menace in the Menace reset. Menace is moved, folks.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 5: Why don't you explain the reset for folks? Well, the
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 5: reset is, you know, if you drink to a point
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 5: where you're just not feeling that great, you just barf.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 5: you know, in the bathroom at the bar or at
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 5: the club, and then you just go back to the bar.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 8: But do you drink more or are you done?
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 5: No, you drink more because you're back to normal.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 12: Let's, Mena says in the bathroom, he'll do it on the,
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 12: he'll like hide behind a pole, barf into his cup
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 12: and just leave that there.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: Or pot of plant.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: Pot of plant. Whatever.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: As long as you're discreet about it, it's fine.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 12: The reason we know is because people saw him because
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 12: he wasn't discreet. But let me, let me, shout out
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 12: to Adrian Bronner because That used to be the rule.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: We'd do Century Club. Thank you, Randy.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 12: We would do this thing called Century Club where it's
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 12: 100 shots of something. Not liquor, but beer, obviously. And
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 12: the rule is you get kicked out if you puke,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 12: but you can get back in if you drink your puke.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 12: And I would like to give respect to Mike Jacobs,
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 12: my fraternity brother, who.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: Pulled that move off. He drank his puke, kept going.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: Shout out, Mike. Legend. And Adrian Bronner. who are willing
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: to power through, drink their own puke.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 5: I don't know if I could do that, man. I
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 5: would puke instantly.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: This week, we've seen you with a vegetable, man. Like
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: a tomato. A tomato. Yeah.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 14: Right.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah. What was it? Yeah, there was a little bit
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: of broccoli and something.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. Like an onion.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah, one onion.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: You would think.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: It was Ipecac.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. This week in audio.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 5: A game of Who Dis? Roadie Show original game.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: This is a person singing a Michael Jackson cover, but
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: it's a.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 5: A well-known person who's a celebrity but not a singer.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: Let's see if you can guess who this is.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 14: Looking out across the nighttime. City wings asleep inside. Hear
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 14: her voice shake my window. Sweet seducing.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: Any guesses in the room?
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 8: It's my favorite Michael Jackson song.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: Jamie Foxx.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's really good.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: Well, he's a singer, though.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: Human Nature, of course, the song.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 3: I can't make it out.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 5: What if I told you that was Reacher, Alan Richson? Who?
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 12: The giant, muscly buff dude who's been the star of
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 12: Reacher for like four seasons on Amazon Prime.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: Who recently got in trouble for beating crap. We could
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: have been here for a decade. What's in the news?
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: Who stars in Reacher? I wouldn't know.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 12: The same guy who beat up his neighbor because his
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 12: neighbor confronted him and his boys for riding bikes.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: In the neighborhood.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 14: Oh, yeah.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: Hell, yeah.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 3: Giant dude.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: So, Alan Richson.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 14: Okay.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 5: No Rachel fans in the room.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: Well, I like that. I love his voice. This week
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: in audio.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 12: Another singer with a dire warning for you, Greg Gorey.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 12: Selena Gomez says.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, what does she know?
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 5: Well, she is and was.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: A professional singer for quite some time.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: Selena.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: And she has a warning for people like Greg about
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: a habit they have.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 15: I'm not going to be able to change my voice.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 15: I vaped nicotine a lot. And I think I just
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 15: wanted to say if you're going through it or if
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 15: you're even trying to vape, it's just not worth it.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 15: It's changed my voice. So if you guys don't like
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 15: listening to my voice, that's totally understandable. I don't mind.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: Your voice sounds better.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 8: I have a question. She seems like a nice girl.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 8: I love her makeup line, Rare Beauty. But why is
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 8: she the most low energy human being on the planet?
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: Why? Why?
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 5: Greg, are you going through vaping?
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: No, it reminded me that I haven't taken a drag
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 3: in a while. Thank you, Selena.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: Look, Greg, your voice is still smooth and buttery.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it hasn't affected me.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 8: Maybe it's made it better.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's made it way better. The thing that I
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 3: blame is this guy I used to work with when
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: he was one of my radio idols. And when I
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 3: met him, he said, do you smoke? And I said,
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 3: I do, actually. And he said, don't. quit. Now, he
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: did die of lung cancer.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 5: He eventually quit.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: It was super cool.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 12: We used to have a voiceover guy who we called
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 12: Smokey because he smoked so much.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: But he died like this.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 8: It's great for dudes.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 12: And he died not of lung cancer but of alcoholism.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 3: See?
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: He beat it.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: I shared the studio with him.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 3: Smoking didn't kill him.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 5: And sometimes there was a coffee cup with more than
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 5: coffee in it.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, sweet.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: Quick break. More Woody Show coming up next.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 9: Hang on a sec.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: Let's wrap this up. The Week in Audio.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 12: We've got the Seabass original game show, How'd They Owie?
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 12: It's where we play audio of somebody hurting themselves. And
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 12: you have to guess just from the audio, how'd they
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 12: do that?
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: How'd they hurt themselves here? How'd they owie?
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: E-O-Z!
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: I'll give you a clue. This is a Chinese edition.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: This is from China. I'm trying to figure out what
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: they were saying in the beginning there.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: You can't.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: You can't, sucker. Oh, no. Some kind of team.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 5: I thought it was like some bros setting off fireworks.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: Could be China related. It's like a warehouse. Yeah, like
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: a bunch of cans and stuff.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 8: It sounds like, yeah, that or they're pulling down scaffolding.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 5: I will have, Woody, you will get the points.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 12: They are, yeah, they're in a big storage room and
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 12: they've got empty five-gallon jugs that are stacked horizontally but
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 12: on top of each other vertically. And they're pulling because
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 12: they're all wedged together. Like, well, let's just, you know,
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 12: there's 500 jugs here. Let's keep pulling.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: Harder as they all come out together and fall on
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 2: your head.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, no. Yeah, I watched a video of a guy.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: He was operating a forklift in one of those giant
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: warehouse things. And, you know, I mean, that stuff is
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: stacked all over the place.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: And he made one wrong move and it's like a
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: domino effect. Oh, my God. I can't even imagine how
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: much money in product was just destroyed.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 5: I do get pissed off.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, man.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 12: I get irrationally pissed when they close off the aisles
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 12: in Home Depot to let the forklifts through.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 5: Oh, right.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 5: And that's because for something like this, where if they
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 5: make the wrong move and that whole.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: Thing comes down.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: It's going to be a bad day.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: I also love those videos of the giant shredders with
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: the big old nuts.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 3: Or a couch or a fridge.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 2: Those are fun. Speaking of forklifts.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: I could watch that 24 hours a day.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: There was just one I saw this week where they
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: put an old forklift in one of those things. Oh, yeah.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: And it crushed it down. And then after that, it
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: put it through like a.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: Yes, and it shoots it out.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: It was just spitting out shards. Nice. It was awesome.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 3: It's like porn.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah. That and what are the ones with the press?
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, I love those.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: Pneumatic press, yeah.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 3: That's cool.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 8: Rubber band balls.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: This week in audio.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 12: Speaking of someone else being an idiot, this is just pranking.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 12: I'm not going to credit these TikTokers, but they are Australians,
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 12: so if I'm with accents here, they're on a plane
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 12: and they've got this whole prank set up where as
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 12: they go through the whole life vest thing, They're not
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 12: only going to remove the life vest from under the sea,
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 12: which you shouldn't be doing, except in an emergency. They're
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 12: going to do exactly what is said with it.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 8: Place it over your head on the loose strap to tighten.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 12: Only inflate your life jacket as you leave the aircraft.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: So he inflated his life jacket. Jump the gun.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 12: Yeah, well, he was obviously for just pranking, and then
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 12: he was escorted off the plane on.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: Account of making a big scene.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 3: It would be fun to use one of those.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: It would be. My friend in high school stole one.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: They work, though.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 5: Because they're under your seat.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 3: You can grab it.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, but then they're going to need it, and
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: there's going to be one death. It's going to be
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: a person who went to go get that thing from
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: underneath their seat. Your friend's got it, and like.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 12: Yeah, miracle on the Hudson, minus one.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: Because we wanted to play with it. This week in audio.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 5: Great little clip here to address both of those idiots.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 12: This is from the Oilers, a recent Oilers game where
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 12: Hot Mike, the referee, was getting ready to call whatever
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 12: the penalty was, and he had a little comment about
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 12: the goalies first.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 2: They're all, every goalie's retarded.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 3: Didn't know that.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 8: That is a hot take on a hot mic.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: They're all, every goalie's retarded.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 3: Interesting.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: All right, just so you know at home.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 8: Was everyone cool with that?
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 5: Ah, people recorded that.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 5: Well, the R words make it a comeback. We talked
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 5: about this.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, big time.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's very fashionable these days.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: Well, TMZ Sports did a post about this, and the
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: guy who they have narrating the whole thing, he's on
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 2: the camera holding a little fuzzy microphone that you hold
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 2: between your thumb. Yeah, so fashionable.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: And he goes.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 2: So, yeah. That's how he started the report.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: So.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're supposed to be a professional reporter. So, yeah.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 2: And then we had a situation. They're all, every goalie's retarded.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 5: Every TMZ reporter's retarded.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 3: How about that? True.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: This week in audio.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 2: He keeps dropping bangers, like 15 years ago, and Frankie McDonald.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: We love Frankie.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 12: He's Sydney, Nova Scotia, doing the weather, but he also
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 12: does weather-related sound effects.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 5: Like this for tornadoes.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: Hey, everyone.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 3: Here I'm doing a tornado siren.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 14: Okay, you must be done.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, no. It's pretty good. Okay, he's probably done now, right?
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: Gotta be out of breath now. Love Frankie. Still going?
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: Probably not. Oh, okay.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 8: This is a real emergency.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 12: The best part is he's standing on a street in
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 12: the city of Nova Scotia.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: Just doing that. Thank you, okay? That was it. Oh,
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: thank God it's over. What is this financial? This week
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 2: in audio, everybody. thank you see that more what a
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: show coming up hang on.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 5: Would it be considered a preservative genetically.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 11: Modified genetically modified menace.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 15: Origin maybe yes exactly right the woody show will be
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 15: right back.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: We're doing driver appreciation.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 10: And we're going to bring you up and.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 12: Have you spin a wheel for an extra tip and prizes.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 3: You down?
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 7: Hold on.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 3: We'll be. All right.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 10: Hold on.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 14: One thing.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: We're going to put you on.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: Hello.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 3: We got you.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 2: We heard the whole interaction.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 3: So is he down?
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 3: We're here.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: Are you down to go up?
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 2: All right. All right.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 12: Good.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 5: Come on.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: We've been dying to give away these guys.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 3: Just trying to give them away.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 2: So you're on your way up. Nice.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 5: Yes, we're rolling up right now.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to lose him in the elevator. All right,
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: so we'll resume the Queens of the Stone Age song
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: on a throwback Thursday already in progress, and Menace will
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 2: be here momentarily with our delivery driver for Delivery Driver
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 2: Appreciation Week. And T.O. Tim, I know, is in the wings.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: He's hanging out. We're going to be talking to T.O.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: Tim.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 2: We'll go up in the club. This is it. Delivery
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 2: driver appreciation week continues. We ordered bagels. The driver is here.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: He met Menace in the lobby.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: Hey, what's up, dude? How are you, sir? Hey, thank
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 2: you for your services. Thank you for delivering our bagels.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: We appreciate that.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 3: Appreciate it. What's your name?
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: Jovanis.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 3: What is it? Jovanis.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 9: Jovanis.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 2: Nice to meet you, Jovanis. How long have you been
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 2: doing the delivery driver thing?
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 3: It's been already a year and a half.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 2: A year and a half. And how's that going?
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 3: It's going pretty great.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: Is it what you thought or better or worse than
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 2: you thought?
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 9: It's gotten better.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 2: It's gotten better. All right. And then what else do
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: you do? Is this like a side gig? Right now,
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 2: I'm studying for radiology. Oh, radiology. That's cool. I'm doing
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 2: this on the side.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 8: You're better than us.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: You can tell he's a smart guy.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: Sharp dresser, smart guy. All right. So anyway, you're getting
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: a tip, obviously, for the delivery normally. But now we
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: have all these different gift cards. They're all up on
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 2: this wheel. So there's a $ 100 Visa gift card.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 3: There's a.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 2: $ 50 gas card on there, Target, all kinds of stuff.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: So spin the wheel, and you're going to spin it
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: toward you. So spin it to the left. And then
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 2: whichever space it lands on, that's the gift card that
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 2: you're going to get.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 8: Go for it.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, go ahead. Spin it. There you go.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 8: Nice, healthy spin.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: All right. Delivered Driver Appreciation Week. Big money. You're on
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 2: the winning show. We'll see what it lands on.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 3: Slowing down.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 8: All right. Want something awesome.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 3: And it's going to be.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 8: Oh, oh, oh.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 2: Look at that.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 2: All right. Take that. That's a $ 50. That's a $ 50
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 2: Amco gift card. So, hey, gas, you're doing a lot
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: of driving.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 2: I just want to point out, you know, the little
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 2: gift receipts that they give you, that little tiny slip
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 2: of paper. I taped it to the front. So be
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 2: careful when you open this thing up, just in case
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 2: there's an issue that happens from time to time. you
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 2: can use that to make sure they give you the money. Cool.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 3: There you go, 50 bucks, man.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 2: Of course, thank you.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 8: Thank you, Havana.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I appreciate you. Yeah, there you go.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 2: Delivery driver appreciation week.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 3: Love it.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 8: So much fun.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 2: Here on The Woody Show.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go. Radiology.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so we had a guy who studied radiology. We
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 2: had the other dude who's a former Major League Baseball scout.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was cool.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: We had one guy run.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he made it as far as the door to
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 3: the studio.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 5: Bouncing.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 2: All right. Well, it is a throwback Thursday. It's the
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: final hour of the Woody show on a throwback Thursday,
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 2: which means people here in the office start filing in.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 2: Which is always funny to us. You know, they start
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 2: filing in. You'll see people to be like eight forty five.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: And it's like you just woke them.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 3: Right. We've been here for hours. And then when we leave,
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 3: they say.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 9: Oh, lucky.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 2: I know. Well, we look at you the same way
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 2: that these guys walk. If 8.45, they're like, oh, good morning.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: I need my cup.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 2: Like 8.45, dog. Where's lunch, bitch? Right, just getting here. Anyway,
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 2: final hour, home stretch of the Wooded Show here in
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 2: a throwback Thursday. It's where we welcome in, he's the
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 2: pride of Pacoima. He's the senior vice president and the
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 2: managing partner of Club Turnip, T.O. Tim, DJ Tim Martinez!
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 11: T.O.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 9: What's up, Tim?
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 2: What's going on, guys? How are you? Good morning. Yeah,
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 2: good morning. Look who's well-rested.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 9: So, Tim, I'm curious.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 2: As a hardcore Dodger fan, we were talking about this
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 2: in the locale news yesterday. There was a group of
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 2: bars over by the stadium.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah, a bunch of bars. 25 bars.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 2: They were literally hedging bet on the Dodgers and the postseason.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 2: So they made a bet on Calchi that the Dodgers
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 2: would not... go to the World Series.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 2: So that way, if the Dodgers didn't, because they were
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 2: anticipating it's a boost to business, right?
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 8: They were counting on that money.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 5: How much was it, Gina?
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah, $ 60, 000 bet.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 2: What? So these bars got together, made a $ 60, 000 bet
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 2: on Cal Shee, and it was like $ 120, 000 payout.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 9: Yes, double their money.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 2: So even though the Dodgers lost, all those bars that, okay, yeah,
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 2: there's no games, but we just got $ 120, 000.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 2: Well, $ 60, 000 because they had to split it up. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 8: But you got to at least respect the forethought, right?
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 2: How do you feel about that? Yeah. That's bad juju, right?
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 4: It is bad juju, but at the same time, that's
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 4: a hard come up right there, man.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 9: I say good for you.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 2: That's what I was thinking.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 3: Good for you.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 9: And the chances are, if they would have made it
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 9: to the World Series, that $ 60, 000 would have looked like
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 9: nothing because they.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 2: Probably wouldn't have packed the bar out for another two weeks.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 2: They would have put it all in anyways.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 9: I mean, good for them.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 2: You know what? It's all about the money.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 2: Well, we're going to go up in the club with
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 2: the song that Tim's going to pick for us. But
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 2: that's when he is DJ Tim Martinez. But for right now,
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 2: he is T.O. Tim. And your questions, of course, you
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 2: can send us your questions for Around the T.O. Tim
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 2: by just on the text. You can do that.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: 22987.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 2: You can send us on the email. Email at thewoodyshow.com.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 2: Jeff G., question number one.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 9: This is an email from Javier in HP. He says,
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 9: Tio Tim, my wife's cooking sucks with two exclamation marks.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 9: How do I tell her without pissing her off?
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 9: So his wife's cooking sucks. How does he tell her
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 9: without pissing her off?
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 8: That's a tough one.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 9: First of all, I can't tell anything to a Latina
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 9: without pissing her off.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Am I right?
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, man.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 2: That's a dead end. No one's writing down anything.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 3: That's a faker.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 2: You stumped us, Jeff. Yeah. Not me. I'm here. Man,
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 2: I don't have an answer.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 8: Oh, I have two answers.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 8: Either offer to cook together or cook books for her birthday.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 2: The cook books for the birthday, but offer to cook
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 2: together is not a bad idea.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Well, I wound up it, and I say cooking lesson.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, cooking lessons. That's pretty brutal.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 3: Or like couples.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 2: Say, hey, you're such a good, just lie to her.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 2: Just say, you're such a good cook. I want to
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 2: enhance what you're doing. Yeah, you can level up. Yeah,
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 2: and I want you to level up, because we're going
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 2: to have people over for a big party.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 5: And you can show them everything that you've learned.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 3: All right, Gregori. It's kind of under that same umbrella.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 3: I said, give her a family recipe. That's actually a
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 3: good idea. I would rule if you made my mom's whatever.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 2: That's good for one meal.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 9: We can do it a few times a year.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 3: Multiple, right?
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 10: Whatever.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 2: There's always that question. My least favorite question. What's for
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 2: dinner tonight? There's got to be something. Something that she
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 2: makes that is decent. Yeah. Right? Not great, but decent
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 2: that you're fine with. Edible. So your wife has that
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 2: one thing. like limit the amount of things that you request.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, I feel you on that. And then as you
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 2: start working some other things in there that like, you know, like, oh,
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 2: then you can add this to the list because now
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 2: she's figured it out.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 8: I can really go for some hot dogs.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 2: Some Pop-Tarts.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 2: Those sound really good.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 3: Sammy.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 11: So because the question was, how do you tell her?
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 11: Which means you are telling her that she is not
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 11: a good cook, but you're going to tell her that
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 11: you're taking her out for dinner and Because she's not
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 11: a good cook. So she'll be excited that she's going out.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 9: That's not going to end well.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 8: You're going to end with a drink in your face.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 11: But you have to tell her, right?
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 8: There's other ways to tell her.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 2: Jeff G.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's easy, man.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 9: First, you lie.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 9: First, you lie and tell her her cooking's great. And
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 9: then second, you stop by your mom's house on the
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 9: way home and get actual good food. So you're full
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 9: by the time you get home to your house.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah. I don't know.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 3: All right, Tim.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 4: I just said, babe, I'm grilling.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 11: Oh.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 8: I got you.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 5: That was so easy.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 2: Take the rest of the life off. I got it.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 14: Wow.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 8: It was right in front of our eyes.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 5: I mean, if you want to keep your cape on tight,
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 5: I guess. Yeah.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 8: Well, if you want to make sure it's good.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 2: Question number two for T.O.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 3: Tim.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 2: What do we have here?
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 9: It's actually audio, and it's from a listener I met
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 9: while we were out, and she had a question.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 3: For you, T.O.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 8: Tim.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 15: So if you get invited to a carne asada, what
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 15: is the one item you shouldn't bring if you.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 2: Want to get invited back?
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 9: And what's your name?
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 2: What's your name?
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 9: Tanya from Compton.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 15: All right.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 9: Tanya from Compton.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 8: White girl question. Did she say if you get invited
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 8: to a carne asada?
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 9: So that's like the kickback or that's, you know, the
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 9: cookout You just call it a carne asada. Yeah, the
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 9: carne asada. So if you get invited to that house,
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 9: what is something you shouldn't bring if you want to
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 9: get invited back?
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 10: Oh, I got it.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 2: That you shouldn't bring?
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 3: Easy.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 9: I got it.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 3: Is that easy, Tim?
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 2: For sure. I mean, I'm not super confident in my answer,
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 2: but I think if you want to increase the odds
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 2: that you get invited back, you don't bring your kids.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 2: You leave the kids at home. Yeah, because you're going
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 2: to have a much better time. You're going to be
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 2: a much better guest because now your kid's not going
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 2: to be running around their place or whining and crying
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 2: because they're bored and can we leave yet and things
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 2: like that. You can just like chill and you can
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 2: give your full attention to your friends who have opened
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 2: up their home to you. So I say kids. That's
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 2: so good. There's always a bouncy house.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 2: That's a place to put the kids.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 9: And you know, the old kid watches the young.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 3: Kids, Woody.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 8: Well, I channeled my inner menace for this one. For
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 8: carne asada, I said, you won't be invited back if
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 8: you bring hummus.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 3: That's very true.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's good.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 2: Come to my house, dog.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 13: Get out.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 2: All right, Gregori.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 3: I feel like my answer requires a tiny bit of exclamation. explanation.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 3: I think that you would take pride and joy in
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 3: what you are going to serve and that's why I
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 3: wouldn't bring the meat because it's your thing. Does that
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 3: make sense?
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 2: It's kind of like not wearing white to a wedding.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 2: A woman shouldn't wear white.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 3: To upstage the bride.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 8: It's their time to shine.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 2: I just put macaroni.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 9: Macaroni?
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 2: No good?
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 11: No.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah, no good.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 2: I'll take some back. Since when is that not good?
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 8: Hell yeah.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 2: No, not macaroni and cheese. Macaroni salad? Yeah, macaroni and salad.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 5: I've never been to any kickback like that that had
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 5: macaroni and salad.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 11: Yeah, mine's similar to Greg's, which I put hot dogs.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 11: But again, because they have far superior meat that's seasoned well,
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 11: is very good. And showing up with hot dogs, I
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 11: just don't think.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 14: Lame.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 2: What do you mean by they?
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 3: Jeff G.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 2: The people at the party.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 9: You bring chorizo instead.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 9: Chorizo's fine.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 3: Light beer.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 9: No Coors Light, no Bud Light, none of that stuff.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 2: We bring the good stuff only. I didn't even think
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 2: about the beer factor. All right.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 5: T.O.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 10: Tim.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 3: Don't ever bring a veggie platter.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 1: T.O.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 11: Tim.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 5: Do not.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 8: Speak on it, Tim.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 5: Hummus and veggies.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 11: Don't.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 2: Save the $ 15 at Vons.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 8: Just don't. Just show up.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 9: No veggie platter.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 14: Come through.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah. All right.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 2: Well, there you go.
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  Speaker 9: T.O.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 2: Tim, if you've got a question for a future round
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 2: of T.O. Tim, you can send us a question on
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 2: the text over to 22987. You can email it over
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 2: to us, email at thewoodyshow.com, or just run into Jeff G.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 2: out in these streets.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 9: Yes. Always got a recorder on me.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 2: He'll get the questions from me there.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 2: So T.O. Tim is here. It's a throwback Thursday, and
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 2: we're going to go up in the club. And so
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 2: like each and every week, these are songs that back
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 2: in the day, DJ Tim Martinez, man, he was spinning.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 3: For real.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 2: He was out in the clubs. He was doing these things. Parties, right?
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 2: All of it. Yeah. All the parties.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 5: Backyard parties were huge back in the day.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 2: Also, you were probably the go-to guy because you worked
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 2: at the radio station. So like you were probably the
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 2: guy they sent out like if they needed someone to
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 2: spin at like an event.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 4: I'll be honest with you, my first job in radio
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 4: was on the street team, and I would take my
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 4: equipment to every van hit.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 9: And it was like, and they were like, why are
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 9: you doing that?
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 8: Because I'm an overachiever.
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just in case.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 9: Just in case, you never know.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 2: Just in case, you never know. And that got me
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 2: my first club gig. Nice.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 15: Oh, really?
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Peppers.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 2: Remember Peppers?
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 9: I remember Peppers.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 2: Peppers is lit.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 9: Very well.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 3: I do, man.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 2: Is it even the same one?
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 9: That's right.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 2: Every once in a while, Greg and I bond over
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 2: a story involving Peppers.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Remember Virgil who worked the front door?
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 2: Virgil always was at the front door.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 9: He was crazy.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 2: Dude, so much went down at Peppers. Oh, it did.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 2: I love that. Yeah, Virg let us cut the line, man.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, dude. Like, if you got in right around, like, 8.30,
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 3: you were golden. Yeah, well, anybody can get in that time. Yeah,
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 3: but that's what Virgil preferred. Yeah.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 5: He's like, look, I got you, but I got you
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 5: up at 8.30.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 2: Yep, there was the code at the bar.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Right. Lick it.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 2: You didn't even have to say it.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 3: If you said lick it.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 3: You do it, whatever you want it.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 2: So we put a professional in charge of selecting what
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 2: song we go up in the club with each and
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 2: every week here on this Throwback Thursday. And Tim, what
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 2: do we got this week?
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 4: We're going to the lovely year of 1988, Supersonic, J.J.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 1: Fabb.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 2: All right, here we go, up in the club. The
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 2: Woody Show.
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 10: Throwback Thursday.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 3: Up in the club.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 2: Super Sonic.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 9: JJ Fad.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 2: Super Sonic. Yeah.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 3: I haven't heard that in forever.
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 2: Up in the club. Throwback Thursday here on The Woody
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 2: Show on Alt 98.7. Jeff G with the fun fact.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 9: They are from Rialto.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 9: Shout out to the IE. Shout out to the IE.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 2: Did you know that? I did not know that, though.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 9: Yeah, back in the day, it was them, Yo-Yo, and
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 9: Michelle Leigh held down the West Coast. That was like
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 9: all the female rappers back then. You don't play with
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 9: my Yo-Yo.
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 5: You know, they sound like a BTAF.
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, PTA. Remember those, the boss-ass bitch?
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 5: We had them at a Chrissy Miss party.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was lit, dude. Jeff, what do you know
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 2: about them? I don't very much. No, no, you know
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 2: their song, maybe.
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 9: PTA.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 5: Hold on, I'm.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 2: Pretty sure I got the... Everybody wait.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 3: I probably do.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 2: They're from South Los Angeles. Everybody wait now. Hold on,
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 2: do you remember this, Jeff? Oh, yeah, I've heard this song.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 2: I've heard it a lot.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 9: The name of the groove didn't ring a bell, but
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 9: the song, of course.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 10: Manist, you're right.
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 8: It kind of does sound like J.J.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 3: Fett.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 2: It does. They were cool, man. Yeah. That was fun.
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 9: I've actually heard a woman say that to another woman
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 9: right before they started fighting. I'm a boss-ass bitch, and
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 9: then they're going to have the first punch.
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 2: That's so funny. DJ Tim Martinez, everybody.
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 14: Good times.
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 3: All right, Tim.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 1: Thanks, man.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 2: We'll see you next week.
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 3: Goodbye.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show. Well, turn up.
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, guys? Do it.
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 2: 55-year-old dude in Pennsylvania just got arrested. His 10th DUI,
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 2: number 10, happened. We were talking about this. He was
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 2: parked right outside the police station. So the officer found
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 2: him confused and disoriented next to a large, wet puddle
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 2: outside of the driver's door. several empty beer cans inside
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 2: the car now he is on video nearly hitting another
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 2: vehicle and then getting out to pee next to his
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 2: car so there uh there you go.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 5: Well that's the guy that needs to be in prison
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 5: for a very long time because the only end result
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 5: is him killing somebody if he's on his 10th yeah
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 5: that's it you're just gonna keep on going until he
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 5: kills i understand like i mean Maybe he doesn't have
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 5: a license. He's just driving without one.
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 2: And so he just keeps getting access to cars.
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 2: Let me see. I'm asking AI here. How does one
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 2: get 10 DUIs?
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 3: It's got to be over the course of many, many,
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 3: many years.
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 2: I really think after a while, you would get locked up.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you would think. At least a little bit.
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 2: We're good. Anyway, now he's charged with a felony DUI,
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 2: open lewdness, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, yeah. So driving
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 2: on a suspended license. So it's not like he had
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 2: an active license, but. It won't keep you from driving.
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 2: So much stuff is done on the honor system.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 8: I know.
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 8: In bad faith.
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 10: You know?
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 2: Always.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 2: That's why we need a social.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 3: I promise I won't drive. Yeah.
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 2: Police in Colorado got calls about a guy who was
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 2: surfing on a train. That's like, you know, riding on
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 2: top of the train while it's moving.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 3: Fun.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 2: And the guy was nude now, Craig.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 2: He was completely nude. According to the police report, he
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 2: got on the train by breaking one of the windows,
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 2: and from there, he made his way to the roof
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 2: for his surfing.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 3: Disrobed. What's that? Disrobed and then went. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 2: Totally hammered. And they put him in cuffs and he's
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 2: going on and on to the officers about his, quote,
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 2: love of vodka, beer and the banjo.
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 8: Oh, I love that.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 2: It's in Colorado.
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 12: That's not a metro train. That's that's a good old
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 12: fashioned locomotive like hobo.
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 14: Let him live.
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 3: Come on.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 2: He's been hit with multiple charges.
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 3: Train life.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 2: Hashtag train life. There are like videos about people who
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 2: do that. Yeah, live on the train. Yeah, like the
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 2: old hobo kind.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 3: Of train travel thing.
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 12: It's much less romantic these days because I've met these
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 12: people and they're always train kids, gutter punks, whatever you
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 12: want to call them. And there's always street drugs involved,
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 12: your meths and your so on and so forth.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 8: No bindle sticks.
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't have a stick with a bandana on
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 3: it for all their belongings.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 2: Well, there's a bandana involved, Greg, and it's always around
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 2: the neck of their.
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 3: pit bull.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 5: Aww.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 2: Adorable.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 5: Which is good for protection, number one, but number two, sympathy.
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 2: I've seen it.
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 5: They'll be walking down the street.
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 12: And some loser in a Subaru will pull up with
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 12: a bag full of groceries and dog food to give
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 12: to them and they're stupid dogs.
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 3: And they're good for companionship and kisses.
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 2: Here's another guy with multiple DUIs. Guy in Texas, off
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 2: to jail, caught and arrested. The guy went to trial
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 2: for his 12th DUI. Wow. He took the stand at
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 2: his trial, and instead of just taking responsibility, he said
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 2: he was just unlucky.
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 12: Yep.
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 3: Hey, you caught me, not all the other ones.
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 2: You have to unfollowing in a swimming pool of alcohol.
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 2: The DA made the case that, hey, man, the only
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 2: thing really lucky is that you haven't killed anybody, like
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 2: Ben has been saying. But the jury, through the book
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 2: of this guy, now they gave him a sentence of
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 2: 25 to life.
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 5: So there you go.
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 2: That's what we're talking about. At some point.
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 5: They just saved a life by doing that right now.
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 2: So at what, I guess, 12 is the number? Because
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 2: this other guy's got 10.
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 3: So he's got two more.
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Keep going.
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 15: Hurry up.
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 2: Two more. Two more chances.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 8: You got this.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 3: Then that's it.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 2: Well, he's not wrong.
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 12: They say that stuff like DUIs, you do it 100
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 12: times before you get caught.
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 2: This chick in Mississippi, she was arrested for careless driving.
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 2: According to the police report, she was completely naked, Greg.
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 12: Another one.
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 2: So we had another multiple DUI and another naked person.
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 2: Not only was she naked, she was high AF. A
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 2: cop searched her car, found several guns. The car this
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 2: woman was driving belonged to her boyfriend. And a search
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 2: warrant was executed at his house. And guess what they found?
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 3: A Bible.
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 2: More guns. Some of which had been modified illegally into
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 2: automatic weapons. So now both her and her boyfriend are
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 2: locked up.
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, her for DUI, him on felony gun charges. So,
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 2: you know, turn up.
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 3: Yep. Nude out, turn up.
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 2: Are you the only person who's ever shot an automatic gun? No,
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 2: Menace has. Machine gun?
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 2: We went to a place in Vegas called The Gun Store.
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 2: And we shot all that stuff. Yeah, that place was fun.
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 2: Just press the button and whee! Yeah. But yeah, I've
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 2: been shooting guns my whole life. Well, automatic guns. Do
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 2: you like guns, Gina? I have one. Have you ever
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 2: been shooting with a.
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 8: Not an automatic.
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 8: No, I'd love to.
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 3: It's fun.
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 8: You guys want to get in on that?
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 2: You get to pick out what your target was.
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 2: And one was like Osama bin Laden.
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 3: Yup.
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I'd love to do that. Yeah, pretty cool. I'd
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 2: love that play. Abuela wouldn't approve.
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 2: And that's going to do it for Thursday, everybody. This
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 2: concludes our Throwback Thursday. So a full show podcast, as
• 1:50:32
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• 1:50:34
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• 1:50:42
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 2: All right, Greg Gorey, you're up. Parting words of wisdom, please.
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you start a sentence with I seen, it's
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 3: safe to assume the rest of that sentence is not
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 3: the inside of a book.
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 8: Oh, that's good.
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 2: Because I seen it.
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 3: You seen it?
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 3: But you haven't seen the inside of a book then.
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 2: And if they haven't, that's they problem, you know?
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 2: Speak on it, dude.
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 3: Speak on it. That is they problem.
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Greg Gorey. Thank you so much
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 2: for giving The Woody Show some of your valuable time
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 2: this morning. You know, we love and appreciate you for that.
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 2: The rest of you guys can suck it. Catch you
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 2: back here on Friday. Have a great day. SMD double M.
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 2: I quit this bitch.