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Why is Britain the Wettest Ever? · Mark and Pete

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  Why is Britain the wettest ever? Welcome to Mark and Pete and we
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  ask the question. With the fields being soggy and
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  the wellies weary, what's going on with Cornish Weller weather
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  and elsewhere? Now let's listen to Here is our
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  first thought. Complete wash out when fields
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  are flooded and foggy and the ground is basically boggy from
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  raining cats and dogs with leaping frogs, it's safe to say
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  it's soggy. Yes, it has been extremely soggy
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  from the small Cornish village of Cardenum.
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  The rain so far this year really has been relentless.
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  Now, according to the Met Office, it has rained there
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  every day for the last 50 days and counting.
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  In fact, the last dry day residents experience was back in
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  the 30th of December of 2025. They have received an
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  extraordinary amount of rainfall.
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  But it doesn't end there. There are regions all around the
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  United Kingdom, from Wales to Scotland to Northern Ireland and
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  much further. Mr. Pete, I know that you're
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  sitting there in a little puddle with your weathers.
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  What on earth is going on with Britain's weather?
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  Yeah, what on earth indeed It's it's one disaster another not
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  long ago. I'm old enough to remember last
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  year was it when it was supposed to be really, really dry.
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  I know it's the wettest other and people talking about global
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  warming and there's there's theories that the aeroplanes
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  overhead might be trying to use chemtrails to seed clouds and
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  what what there's so much panic about the weather.
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  And yet let's let me be well, let me give you a Bible reading.
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  This is from Ecclesiastes verse one, the sign of verse 6.
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  It says this and I'll come out. It says the wind goes towards
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  the north and turns around to the South and all the rivers run
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  into the sea. And yet the sea is not full.
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  Even in those days, back in the the Old Testament times, people
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  were panicking about the weather.
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  And in God's words, it says, yeah, don't worry about it.
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  And I think this is the point that I would like to make about
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  this. What's going on?
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  Well, it's weather. It's not the end of the world.
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  Well. Is it because ironically, the
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  infrastructure in Britain has been a question here.
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  Now, this is not unique. We've seen many villages swept
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  away bridges, you know, infrastructure all floating down
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  the rivers and into many other strange places.
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  Now, what's interesting here is, is that this seems to be
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  happening on a regular basis. Now, I, I, I will say that I
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  know that certain communities have had investment from the
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  government to try and bolster their, you know, their, their
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  ability to be able to cope with them heavy rainfall.
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  But what is interesting is, is the fact that we're seeing at
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  the moment, according to the Meteorological Department, the
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  wettest on record. It's really the fact that when
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  you go from very dry periods to very wet periods, of course, it
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  takes a long time to get into the water table.
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  So this is one of the, the, the challenges, Umm, but I, are we
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  really just seeing that this is now the normal pattern we're
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  going to go from, you know, lengthy periods of dry spells
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  and lengthy periods of wet spells.
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  So really what that means is is that, umm, you know, whether you
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  are out and about and then you're trying to sort of
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  maintain your garden, which is a tricky, tricky one for for many
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  people at the moment. I'm sure there are loads of our
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  listeners thinking, what do I do all, all my flower beds are too
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  soggy, Umm, to then suddenly finding that there there's just
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  not a drop of water anywhere to, to sort of maintain them.
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  Is this now the, the norm, the extreme weathers that we're
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  going to get? Because I don't remember it
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  being quite so extreme consistently.
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  Well, here's the thing. I humans memory of things like
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  the weather is very selective and you know, we, we always
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  seems to think it whence something has just happened.
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  And it is annoying when there's too much rain.
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  It can be very bad. And it can if, if, if the plants
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  get too soggy, it can actually ruin crops.
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  You know, you don't always need rain, at least not on that
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  level, unless you've got a Paddy field.
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  So yeah, yeah, it can be serious.
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  But you then think, oh, this is the worst ever.
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  And then, but what about the bad winters of the 1970s?
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  You know, we have selective and short memory.
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  So I'm not sure of that, Mister Mark.
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  And I think maybe this is a flash in the pan, shall we say.
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  I think that I think I agree with the writer of Ecclesiastes.
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  Yes, there's loads of rain and the filling the rivers, the
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  rivers run into the sea, but the sea isn't full.
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  So don't don't worry about it. I, I think, well, the lesson is
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  that we need to get a better flood management infrastructure
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  and we need to have better planning for times of drought as
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  well. Right, So what you're saying is
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  we don't need to start building an arc.
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  Is that probably 1 of? Your I would say I would say
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  don't start building the arc just yet.
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  Save that for when it's the end of the world.
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  But as to when that is, well, you have to wait for the Mark
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  and PC episode that introduces it.