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- 0:00Speaker 1: Ridiculous History is a production of I Heart Radio. Welcome
- 0:27Speaker 1: to the show, Ridiculous Historians. Thank you so much for
- 0:30Speaker 1: tuning in. I am Ben. I don't know, And Ben,
- 0:33Speaker 1: what's your favorite Bob Ross paint color? Probably Surrillian blue.
- 0:38Speaker 1: I like Prussian blue. Yeah, did you know? This is
- 0:42Speaker 1: unreally ident anything. This is weird and doesn't have a
- 0:45Speaker 1: lot to do with today's That was titanium white. It's
- 0:46Speaker 1: good too, titanum when it is like a solid classic,
- 0:50Speaker 1: literally a solid color. There was a band, like a
- 0:55Speaker 1: children's band called Prussian Blue. There were these two little
- 1:00Speaker 1: girls and they were neo Nazis. Yes, that took a
- 1:04Speaker 1: left turn. I just now it's ruined the color for
- 1:07Speaker 1: me because when I didn't believe it when I first
- 1:09Speaker 1: heard of this, Prussian Blue is canceled. Now, well, the
- 1:12Speaker 1: color is fine. Are you sure? I think I feel
- 1:14Speaker 1: like the color is fine. I think it's beautiful color.
- 1:16Speaker 1: But yeah, Prussian Blue is a duo of neo Nazi
- 1:21Speaker 1: pop siblings. Do they have any hits? I don't you
- 1:25Speaker 1: know what I gotta tell you, man, I'm not really
- 1:28Speaker 1: into white supremacist stuff. No, but I was thinking maybe
- 1:32Speaker 1: that didn't come out until this was part of their thing.
- 1:35Speaker 1: They were that very much. I think Nazi forward children's
- 1:39Speaker 1: pop group. I think that like songs about it. But
- 1:42Speaker 1: let's let's go back to cooler territory. Much rather explored
- 1:46Speaker 1: Bob Ross, what what what brings Prussian Blue deer mind? Here?
- 1:49Speaker 1: We're talking about Prussians today. Oh that's way. That is
- 1:52Speaker 1: a very very simple association. Uh much like my fond
- 1:56Speaker 1: association with super producer at Casey Pegram. I'm I'm happy
- 2:00Speaker 1: to report that Prussian Blue grew up to be not
- 2:03Speaker 1: neo Nazis. Their parents kind of put them up to
- 2:07Speaker 1: it when they didn't know better. Casey, this is a
- 2:09Speaker 1: very touching and moving case. Yes, thank you so much. Yeah,
- 2:16Speaker 1: I just pulled up some stuff on them. They stopped touring,
- 2:19Speaker 1: and then in two thousand eleven they renounced that those
- 2:23Speaker 1: politics God talk about terrible parents. No show. It makes
- 2:27Speaker 1: me think, I know you not to get too far
- 2:29Speaker 1: and like we're starting to start talking about neo Nazis topic.
- 2:32Speaker 1: But I have a very distinct memory of remember the
- 2:35Speaker 1: daytime talk shows like Mori and Uh, Sally, Jesse, Raphael
- 2:39Speaker 1: who was the guy with the white hair that was
- 2:42Speaker 1: Dr Phil No that was Phil Don might have been
- 2:47Speaker 1: a doctor. Uh. He was a donnic Hue though. And
- 2:49Speaker 1: I remember very distinctly when I was a kid, they
- 2:52Speaker 1: had uh young uh neo Nazi kids on one of
- 2:57Speaker 1: those episodes, and they were saying all of this horrible,
- 3:00Speaker 1: unbridled racist stuff on regular daytime television. And I was
- 3:03Speaker 1: a little kid, and I was shocked. It was disturbing
- 3:06Speaker 1: to seeing seeing these little like twelve year olds like
- 3:08Speaker 1: saying all these horrible racial slurs and their parents backing
- 3:11Speaker 1: them up. In honestly anyway that that is neither here
- 3:14Speaker 1: nor there. Today we're talking about how a guy by
- 3:17Speaker 1: the name of Von Romberg, which reminds me of the
- 3:21Speaker 1: band the Von Bondies We're not Gonna to go there,
- 3:24Speaker 1: was tricked into surrendering during what's called the Capitulation of Stetton,
- 3:30Speaker 1: which is a really cool name for a conflict. It
- 3:34Speaker 1: is a very strange thing. It sounds like it sounds
- 3:37Speaker 1: like a phrase describing some particular move in martial arts
- 3:43Speaker 1: or sword play, like you know, they parried, but he
- 3:46Speaker 1: responded with the capitulation in Steaton two points to blue,
- 3:50Speaker 1: Yes it is true. On October eighteen, o six, Lieutenant
- 3:56Speaker 1: General Friedrich von Romberg. He was in charge of defending
- 4:01Speaker 1: a city called Stettin. Let's set the scene here. So
- 4:06Speaker 1: at the very beginning of the nineteenth century, all the
- 4:08Speaker 1: way mental Floss puts it, Napoleon Bonaparte pretty much declared
- 4:12Speaker 1: war on everybody, especially tall people hated him, and you
- 4:19Speaker 1: can say had a complex about it, you could, you could, uh.
- 4:23Speaker 1: And for twelve years he and his army slashed through Europe,
- 4:29Speaker 1: battling militaries from twenty different countries. By the time he
- 4:33Speaker 1: was defeated in Waterloo in eighteen fifteen, his battles and
- 4:38Speaker 1: all the chaos he'd stirred up claimed somewhere between three
- 4:41Speaker 1: point five and six million lives. Of those casualties, two
- 4:45Speaker 1: point five million where soldiers. How many of them were
- 4:48Speaker 1: tall people? You know, That's that's what it's up to history.
- 4:51Speaker 1: Because we talked about that propaganda right previously, Napoleon upstad
- 4:55Speaker 1: He wasn't incredibly short. Now, if I'm not mistaken, did
- 4:59Speaker 1: when an episode about Prussian soldiers who were super tall
- 5:03Speaker 1: the postum giants? Wasn't that in Prussia? Yeah, that's correct.
- 5:07Speaker 1: Callback So this is the context in which today's story occurs.
- 5:12Speaker 1: It's October eighteen o six. There are five thousand Prussian
- 5:19Speaker 1: soldiers in this town Stetton, in Poland during what was
- 5:23Speaker 1: called the War of the Fourth Coalition, part of the
- 5:26Speaker 1: Napoleonic Wars, and they are being attacked by French soldiers
- 5:32Speaker 1: and eventually are going to surrender to these French soldiers. However,
- 5:37Speaker 1: remember we said there were five thousand Prussian soldiers in
- 5:40Speaker 1: the city, there were fewer than eight hundred French soldiers
- 5:43Speaker 1: launching the attack. And the French forces were led by
- 5:48Speaker 1: a guy named General Antoine Lassalle. This guy is interesting because, uh,
- 5:55Speaker 1: he was like a larger than life kind of flamboyant,
- 5:58Speaker 1: adventurous type, do would right, and he was known for
- 6:02Speaker 1: his hot takes. He once said, any Hussar who wasn't
- 6:05Speaker 1: dead by age thirty was a blackguard, though he himself
- 6:10Speaker 1: made it past age thirty by by a few years.
- 6:13Speaker 1: He had swag, he he had juice, you know, he
- 6:17Speaker 1: was drinking like a fish, swearing like a sailor. And
- 6:20Speaker 1: he was known to be incredibly courageous and brave because
- 6:24Speaker 1: he would sometimes do unorthodox things like sneak past enemy
- 6:28Speaker 1: lines at night to have romantic encounters with women in
- 6:32Speaker 1: areas controlled by the enemy. So he had almost like
- 6:36Speaker 1: a kind of James Bond vibe, I guess, but a
- 6:39Speaker 1: little more Militarists would be a good name for like
- 6:42Speaker 1: an international spy, because yeah, that's a great idea. It's
- 6:45Speaker 1: almost as good as La Bush. Not as good, but almost,
- 6:50Speaker 1: but less all like La Bush was a man for
- 6:54Speaker 1: all seasons. People who met him off the battlefield said,
- 6:57Speaker 1: you know what, this is a charming guy. He's on
- 7:00Speaker 1: me too. He's witty and I like that he cares
- 7:02Speaker 1: about his family, and his family comes into play a
- 7:06Speaker 1: little bit because he had a lot of connections. Yeah,
- 7:08Speaker 1: he grew up the son of a noble. Um. It's
- 7:11Speaker 1: described in this French Empire dot net article as a
- 7:14Speaker 1: minor noble, which so well quite know what that means, um,
- 7:18Speaker 1: But yeah, he also was the great grand nephew of
- 7:22Speaker 1: Marshall Faber um and that that guy's apparently quite important.
- 7:27Speaker 1: I don't know who that is either, but you can't
- 7:29Speaker 1: have a name like that and be some kind of
- 7:31Speaker 1: slouch um. So he was connected, right, um. And he
- 7:34Speaker 1: became what the French referred to as a sioux lieutenant,
- 7:38Speaker 1: which I wonder it's gotta be. It's gotta be. Casey
- 7:42Speaker 1: was a Sioux, like a sioue of anything just means
- 7:44Speaker 1: like an apprentice kind of right, Yeah, exactly, it's like
- 7:46Speaker 1: an understudy kind of thing. Oh, in the French kitchen
- 7:50Speaker 1: hierarchy is in some ways modeled after military. That's right,
- 7:55Speaker 1: they're brigades at that's what Gordon Ramsay called. So we
- 7:59Speaker 1: just only figured out SUSA so many things. What about
- 8:02Speaker 1: suvi different different etymology entirely, I imagine, I would imagine,
- 8:06Speaker 1: so I would imagine. So our pal Ramsey here at
- 8:09Speaker 1: the office just got a Suvie contraption, will swear by them.
- 8:12Speaker 1: And for the longest time I was like, wait a minute.
- 8:14Speaker 1: So it's like boiled meat. No, it cooks the inside,
- 8:17Speaker 1: but then you see her the outside, so it's like
- 8:19Speaker 1: perfectly seared and succulent and then juicy and like tender
- 8:23Speaker 1: on the inside. So I really want to give it
- 8:25Speaker 1: a go. Yeah, I wouldn't give it a try to.
- 8:27Speaker 1: I don't want to do a homemade mcgever contraption though,
- 8:30Speaker 1: I want to have like the actual machine. It is
- 8:33Speaker 1: the same word suvid means like under a vacuum, so
- 8:36Speaker 1: it's literally like sub vacuum gun on the case. Yeah,
- 8:49Speaker 1: let's go back to lasal lassol Is. He's a child soldier,
- 8:54Speaker 1: right because he becomes a Sulu tenant when he's eleven
- 8:58Speaker 1: years old. Geez, we're doing We've got an other theme
- 9:00Speaker 1: that's popping up his child soldiers. Was it only to
- 9:03Speaker 1: the other day about the little drummer boy clam Our
- 9:06Speaker 1: boy clam who said children make the best soldiers. Uh,
- 9:11Speaker 1: you know he said that, like late in life, you
- 9:14Speaker 1: would have thought hindsight would have given them a little
- 9:16Speaker 1: more perspective than that. They're dumb. They can fit around
- 9:22Speaker 1: small spaces, you know that guy. Yeah, but he grew
- 9:27Speaker 1: up into a strapping five ft eight gentleman, very good looking.
- 9:32Speaker 1: He was a huge fan of mustaches. Um. He liked
- 9:36Speaker 1: to wax his mustaches and curl them around. He was
- 9:40Speaker 1: great on horseback, and there's a story on Napoleon guy
- 9:44Speaker 1: dot com about him riding into a ball like like
- 9:49Speaker 1: a dress fancy dress ball where he made his horse
- 9:54Speaker 1: do a little dance. Guy, I knew how to make
- 9:55Speaker 1: an entrance. Um. Then in the theater of battle in
- 9:59Speaker 1: e Jipps, he was known for defeating a very famous
- 10:05Speaker 1: horseback brigade called the Mameluke Horseman, and in one instance
- 10:10Speaker 1: he actually got off his horse, picked up his sword,
- 10:14Speaker 1: and then got back on, which is not something that
- 10:16Speaker 1: people typically would do. I like that we're spending some
- 10:19Speaker 1: time fleshing out the details of this guy because he
- 10:22Speaker 1: has some weird stuff. This is probably one of my
- 10:25Speaker 1: favorite strange facts about him. This comes from steam at
- 10:29Speaker 1: got dot com. The generals of Napoleon h lassalve the devil.
- 10:34Speaker 1: When he is not fighting, apparently, he takes care of
- 10:37Speaker 1: his reputation with a reckless and hell raising lifestyle. The
- 10:41Speaker 1: main pillars of this are womanizing, dueling, gambling, and drinking.
- 10:45Speaker 1: He created something called the Society of Alcoholics with his colleagues.
- 10:49Speaker 1: There was only one crime in the society, and that
- 10:51Speaker 1: was to not be thirsty. This guy was a little wild,
- 10:55Speaker 1: he really was, but he was also a a famed
- 10:59Speaker 1: military man, so he got a pass on some of
- 11:01Speaker 1: these more uh more decadent behaviors. Right. He served for
- 11:06Speaker 1: several years in Italy. Uh Somewhere in there he started
- 11:11Speaker 1: having an affair with the wife of his general, a
- 11:15Speaker 1: guy by the name of Victor Leopold Berthier, who was
- 11:19Speaker 1: also pretty heavily connected Um to Napoleon. He was the
- 11:24Speaker 1: brother of Napoleon's chief of staff. Then after his paramore
- 11:28Speaker 1: shall we say, got divorced from her husband, LaSalle Um
- 11:32Speaker 1: decided to marry her. They got married, So it wasn't
- 11:34Speaker 1: all just just fun and games. December of eighteen oh three,
- 11:38Speaker 1: he kind of flipped his script a little bit and
- 11:41Speaker 1: became a family man. Yeah, he was taking care of
- 11:46Speaker 1: his wife's children from her previous marriage, and he seemed
- 11:51Speaker 1: to have changed his ways, right. He was. He was
- 11:54Speaker 1: in it to win it. This was the love of
- 11:56Speaker 1: his life. And everybody kind of, like the guy said,
- 12:00Speaker 1: everyone that was on his side as long as he
- 12:02Speaker 1: wasn't sleeping with their significant others. And he's a thing.
- 12:05Speaker 1: These these these exploits of his were not a secret. No,
- 12:09Speaker 1: they were very well done, if anything, and not even
- 12:11Speaker 1: an open secret. And they were just he just kind
- 12:13Speaker 1: of trotted him out there. He really was pretty brazen
- 12:16Speaker 1: about it. But again he kind of turned himself around.
- 12:18Speaker 1: But Napoleon was once asked why he never disciplined Lassalle
- 12:23Speaker 1: for any of this, you know, this misbehavior, and he said, uh,
- 12:26Speaker 1: and this again a quote from an article and French
- 12:29Speaker 1: Empire dot net, where he said, quote, it takes the
- 12:32Speaker 1: stroke of a pen to create a prefect, and this
- 12:35Speaker 1: just he was answering the question was posted him by
- 12:37Speaker 1: a prefect. But it takes twenty years to make a Lassal.
- 12:42Speaker 1: And Napoleon thought so highly of LaSalle he would pay
- 12:46Speaker 1: off his debts. People would come to him and be like,
- 12:49Speaker 1: your boy is crazy. He's a raging lunatic, and I
- 12:52Speaker 1: think he's always drunk in. Napoleon would be like, that's
- 12:55Speaker 1: you know, that's Lassal. Let him. Let him do what
- 12:59Speaker 1: he needs to. Let only do what he needs to do.
- 13:01Speaker 1: And part of it, I think part of the reason
- 13:04Speaker 1: Napoleon still unapologetically adored the guy is because despite his rambunctious,
- 13:10Speaker 1: problematic personality off the field, he was brilliant in battle.
- 13:15Speaker 1: His crew became known as the Infernal Brigade during the
- 13:20Speaker 1: eighteen o six campaign for Prussia, and he fell for
- 13:24Speaker 1: a ruse by a general Bluecher that helped the general
- 13:28Speaker 1: give his army and opportunity to escape. But while he
- 13:32Speaker 1: was chasing this Bluecher guy to make up for his mistake,
- 13:35Speaker 1: he stopped at this town, Stetton. Stetton, the town with
- 13:39Speaker 1: five thousand defenders and almost three hundred cannon and he
- 13:44Speaker 1: threatened it into submission to capitulation with only eight hundred
- 13:49Speaker 1: troopers at his back. He had about five d hussars
- 13:53Speaker 1: under his command to light field guns. Let's talk about Steton.
- 13:57Speaker 1: Steton is a well fortif by ports city as a
- 14:01Speaker 1: garrison of nearly ten thousand men. It's got two one cannons.
- 14:06Speaker 1: It's commanded by Fredrich von Romberg. Right, he was a
- 14:10Speaker 1: super super seasoned veteran fifty years in. He had fought
- 14:16Speaker 1: during the Seven Years War under Frederick the Great, and
- 14:20Speaker 1: this city was prepared for siege. The British Royal Navy
- 14:25Speaker 1: was granted pretty much carte blanche entrance and exit through
- 14:28Speaker 1: their port, so they they they had plenty of supplies.
- 14:32Speaker 1: So on October twenty nine, eighteen o six um, as
- 14:36Speaker 1: the sun began to set, LaSalle sent one of his
- 14:40Speaker 1: men to make a truce, waving that white flag and
- 14:44Speaker 1: to demand that the city surrender, the city's forces surrender,
- 14:50Speaker 1: and he made it very clear that he would, you know,
- 14:54Speaker 1: follow the rules of engagement and and and be an honorable,
- 14:58Speaker 1: an honorable man in its respect. Von Romberg he was
- 15:02Speaker 1: not having this, he said he would fight to the death.
- 15:06Speaker 1: Boom rejected. Last man rejected. Yeah. So about an hour
- 15:11Speaker 1: passes Um, this parlay ends and his guy comes back
- 15:17Speaker 1: um and delivers him a very very ominous messages. If
- 15:21Speaker 1: by eight am you have not surrendered, the town will
- 15:24Speaker 1: be bombarded by our artillery and storm by fifty thousand men.
- 15:28Speaker 1: Fifty thousand men like cotton can kill, only killed fitty,
- 15:30Speaker 1: but this fifty thousand. Uh. Then the garrison will be
- 15:34Speaker 1: put to the sword. I love that phrase. And the
- 15:38Speaker 1: town will be plundered for twenty four hours, very specific well,
- 15:42Speaker 1: plundered for twenty four hours in this situation means everything
- 15:46Speaker 1: you could imagine, pillaging, burning, looting, sexual assault, killing livestock,
- 15:53Speaker 1: just to deprive people of meat. Right. So Romberg speaks
- 16:03Speaker 1: with the town leaders and they say, this is LaSalle.
- 16:06Speaker 1: He's the devil incarnate. You have to you have to
- 16:09Speaker 1: play ball with him. Just look at his mustache. The
- 16:12Speaker 1: man means business. And then there's probably somebody in in
- 16:16Speaker 1: the back who's like, he slapped with my wife, because
- 16:19Speaker 1: that's howls rolled. So the garrison marches out the next morning.
- 16:24Speaker 1: They file past the French forces. They throw their arms
- 16:28Speaker 1: down at their feet Romberg, who's at this point he
- 16:33Speaker 1: had fifty years of experience, right, but he was seventy
- 16:36Speaker 1: seven years old at this time. He negotiates with LaSalle
- 16:41Speaker 1: and when the surrenders finalized, they've seeded five thousand, three
- 16:45Speaker 1: D troops, two one guns and the fortress of Stettin
- 16:49Speaker 1: to the French. This is a huge loss for the
- 16:51Speaker 1: Prussians because they could have withstood the siege. Just look
- 16:55Speaker 1: at the numbers, and there's no way that the French
- 16:58Speaker 1: could have actually take in this area. They were demoralized,
- 17:03Speaker 1: they were too disorganized to do anything really to launch
- 17:06Speaker 1: an encounter offensives. I mean, Napoleon had first engaged the
- 17:10Speaker 1: Prussians in battle on October nine. In less than a month,
- 17:15Speaker 1: he had defeated them, like soundly defeated them. At the beginning,
- 17:20Speaker 1: the Prussian army had about two hundred and fifty thousand
- 17:23Speaker 1: people versus a hundred and sixty thousand French soldiers. But
- 17:27Speaker 1: the French killed sixty five thousand Prussian soldiers, took a
- 17:31Speaker 1: hundred and fifty thousand prisoners of war, and they only
- 17:34Speaker 1: lost about fifteen thousand people, which I know sounds cold
- 17:37Speaker 1: to say only fifteen thousand, But look at the numbers
- 17:41Speaker 1: the French were mopping the floor with. Seemed like human
- 17:44Speaker 1: life was pretty expendable in these situations. I mean, guys,
- 17:47Speaker 1: that's war for your worth? What makes war hell? Um?
- 17:50Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean the French absolutely crushed as executives
- 17:55Speaker 1: are wont to say um, and the Prussian generals just
- 18:00Speaker 1: you know, we're left with no option but to surrender.
- 18:04Speaker 1: So that's the larger context of the war, because we
- 18:07Speaker 1: we we have to ask ourselves, well, why did this
- 18:10Speaker 1: guy take? What does Prussian general take? This French army's
- 18:14Speaker 1: word for the number of people they had. That's because
- 18:18Speaker 1: a lot of the generals at this point are hopeless.
- 18:20Speaker 1: They feel helpless. They've been getting mopped left and right
- 18:24Speaker 1: across the area. So we can conjecture a little bit
- 18:27Speaker 1: in this pure speculation, we can conjecture that Romberg thought, well,
- 18:33Speaker 1: the French are here, so this is terrible for us anyway,
- 18:37Speaker 1: we should just surrender and try to save some people's lives,
- 18:39Speaker 1: because he knows the bigger picture. He knows how they
- 18:42Speaker 1: are outclassed and outranked overall. Right, But in this particular situation,
- 18:48Speaker 1: the French forces were inferior to the Prussian forces in
- 18:53Speaker 1: this town exactly, and they could have one. When von
- 18:56Speaker 1: Romberg discovered that he had been had, when he learned
- 19:00Speaker 1: just how tiny the French force actually was, it was
- 19:03Speaker 1: far too late and he had to stick to the
- 19:05Speaker 1: agreement they negotiated. So LaSalle becomes a national hero. Von
- 19:10Speaker 1: Romberg becomes a laughing stock. He's tried by court martial
- 19:14Speaker 1: in eighteen o nine. He's convicted of surrendering without a fight.
- 19:18Speaker 1: Do you know what the sentence for that was? Death? Life, imprisonment.
- 19:23Speaker 1: It was pretty close. I you know, it would take
- 19:25Speaker 1: a philosopher to figure out which one is worse, right,
- 19:27Speaker 1: I agree, honestly, it does strike me as something like
- 19:30Speaker 1: that would be such a dishonorable thing that it would
- 19:33Speaker 1: be like cowardice, you know, or like tantamount to treason.
- 19:37Speaker 1: Surrendering without a fight, that's that's no good, heavy as
- 19:41Speaker 1: the head that wears the crown though exactly. But it's
- 19:43Speaker 1: with with you know, like the French were so wrapped
- 19:45Speaker 1: up in all this hubris, you know, go Napoleon especially,
- 19:48Speaker 1: that'd be a pretty big offense to dislike, not even
- 19:50Speaker 1: put up a fight. Well, the Prussian general too, he
- 19:54Speaker 1: knew what the score was because his first statement was,
- 19:57Speaker 1: no will fight you until every las one of us
- 20:00Speaker 1: is dead. You know what I mean. He came out
- 20:02Speaker 1: of the gate with this kind of expectation. So what
- 20:06Speaker 1: happens to Lasol afterwards? Let's fast forward, because it turns
- 20:11Speaker 1: out that Lassol appears to have correctly predicted his own
- 20:16Speaker 1: death weird in e t o nine in the morning
- 20:20Speaker 1: the battle of Wagram, Lasoul had this feeling of premonition,
- 20:24Speaker 1: a hunch, and so he drew up this petition at
- 20:27Speaker 1: the last minute to the Emperor, and he said, take
- 20:29Speaker 1: care of my children, and he gives it to one
- 20:31Speaker 1: of his friends to give it to Napoleon in case
- 20:34Speaker 1: I die today, pretty much. And towards the end of
- 20:37Speaker 1: the battle, he tries to pursue an Austrian core that's
- 20:42Speaker 1: running away. What Austrian core? Ceo rps, ohh, I got you.
- 20:47Speaker 1: I thought it was some kind of bird like like
- 20:52Speaker 1: like an ostrich so I don't know why. Sorry, please continue, Ben.
- 20:55Speaker 1: He grabs some other forces that are a little bit
- 20:58Speaker 1: slower than his typical hussars that it works with, and
- 21:01Speaker 1: then he appears as a lone figure out in the
- 21:04Speaker 1: front and Austrian grenadier lines up, a shot fires, hits
- 21:08Speaker 1: him in the forehead, kills him instantly. Somehow that morning
- 21:12Speaker 1: he had this idea that he would die. And so
- 21:16Speaker 1: there ends our tail for today. But you know what,
- 21:20Speaker 1: this is not the end of the story of Napoleon's
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