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Wait, Andy Cohen Has a Boyfriend? · Untraditionally Lala

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Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous, It's Lala Kent. Welcome to untraditionally, Lala. Hey babe,
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Speaker 1: it is Lala Kent. Welcome to untraditionally, Lala. I have
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Speaker 1: my whole crew down one, so so we left at home.
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Speaker 1: Thank you for that goodness. Hi tee, Hey mama, you
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Speaker 1: don't have a mic but a subgirl. Hello, and ocean
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Speaker 1: can Hi baby, I'm so happy that you came. Are
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Speaker 1: you happy to be here? Let me tell you something
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Speaker 1: about Ocean. Was a long drive. It's not that long
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Speaker 1: of a drive, a cupcake. It's not even noon.
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Speaker 2: And we drove with the top down because you want
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Speaker 2: to know.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, well it was too hot.
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Speaker 2: Well I did tell you your care is away.
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Speaker 1: It seems like you have a lot of cares today.
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Speaker 1: It didn't blow your cares away. They're not real. Let
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Speaker 1: me tell you something about Ocean. So the other day
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Speaker 1: she's like crawling all over me and wanting me to
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Speaker 1: pay attention and wanting me to buy something on Amazon.
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Speaker 1: And I told her she was like, why are you
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Speaker 1: watching TV? I was watching a new episode of OCU,
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Speaker 1: their twenty twentieth season, and I like, am locked and loaded,
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Speaker 1: like I don't I don't know otherwise you pause, and
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Speaker 1: if I pause every time a child's comes up to me,
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Speaker 1: it's going to take me the whole day to get
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Speaker 1: through it. Anyway, I pause the TV and I said, Ocean,
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Speaker 1: you have to listen to me. Most parents at night,
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Speaker 1: they have like a little window of time to themselves,
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Speaker 1: you know, because they put their kids to bed in
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Speaker 1: their own bed. You and I bathe together because I
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Speaker 1: get in the shower and then she wants to join,
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Speaker 1: so I'm like, whatever, you know, let's just get the
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Speaker 1: job done on your head, scrub it up, dub. Then
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Speaker 1: she gets out with me, and now she likes doing
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Speaker 1: the whole vasoline around the eyes and oil on the face,
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Speaker 1: so we do our nighttime skincare routine together. Then she
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Speaker 1: gets in the bed, we watch whatever show she wants.
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Speaker 1: We've literally done popcorn in the bed and a Disney
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Speaker 1: movie every night for the past like eight days. You guys,
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Speaker 1: it's been amazing. It's my most favorite thing to do.
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Speaker 1: I'm telling you, being your mom is freaking awesome. And
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Speaker 1: then I close my eyes with Ocean, and if I
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Speaker 1: leave the room in the morning to just like go
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Speaker 1: have a cup of coffee and watch the Today Show
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Speaker 1: by myself. I immediately hear boom boo boo boo boom,
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Speaker 1: and it's ocean. So what I told her was, we
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Speaker 1: are together all day long. Mommy doesn't have one minute
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Speaker 1: to herself, and it's fine. I love it, but just
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Speaker 1: like maybe five minutes, maybe five minutes. But I'm happy
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Speaker 1: you're here, baby, I'm happy to be here. Mom.
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, we're getting the.
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Speaker 1: Point of my story is I wake up very early
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Speaker 1: to five minutes to myself, and then she gets up
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Speaker 1: with me. So she has very early mornings and very
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Speaker 1: late nights, and I need to start getting her back
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Speaker 1: into her routine because school is starting in a month,
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Speaker 1: and I feel like it's going to take that long,
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Speaker 1: just to like, how long does it take to create
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Speaker 1: a habit? Again? Thirty days and ninety days to break?
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Speaker 1: All right, so we broke it for sure. How long
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Speaker 1: is school starting? Like a month from now?
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Speaker 2: Are you excited for school or no?
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Speaker 1: You're so excited your uniform? Okay, she is lob take
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Speaker 1: a nap, Take a nap, she tried to in the car.
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Speaker 1: What what are you excited, baby? H me excited about
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Speaker 1: my uniform? Oh? Just the dress up part. She got
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Speaker 1: a tie, she got a tie for you. Did you
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Speaker 1: put it on her?
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Speaker 2: We're gonna have to redo it because I tied it
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Speaker 2: from me.
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Speaker 1: But mammy can tie your tie. Know why why talk
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Speaker 1: close to the mic because I'm scared of boom. She's
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Speaker 1: into this thing right now. And she said this at
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Speaker 1: the playdate the other day. She's nervous to go to
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Speaker 1: school because she's worried people will bully her.
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Speaker 2: I don't think that'll happen.
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Speaker 1: I don't, baby, that's not gonna.
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Speaker 2: It's like she knows.
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Speaker 1: I don't think that's gonna happen. You've got a whole
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Speaker 1: entire crew coming into that school where it's gonna be
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Speaker 1: their first time at the school too. If someone's mean
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Speaker 1: to you, you tell them knock it off, or I'm
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Speaker 1: telling the teacher, or I'll tell my mom. Tell your mama,
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Speaker 1: and it's freaking on. Tell their mama to meet this
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Speaker 1: mama outside.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, tell their uncle to meet this uncle outside. They
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Speaker 3: may have to fly in from a different area.
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Speaker 1: You're gonna be fine. Everyone's gonna be nice. I made
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Speaker 1: sure that we Pickture, the best school where everyone is
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Speaker 1: kind and there to support you. Okay, Well, I don't
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Speaker 1: think so bro oh no, I do think.
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Speaker 2: So.
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Speaker 1: I don't know what happened to Sosa's exzema, but the
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Speaker 1: past I want to say week. So, Sosa gets exzema
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Speaker 1: on the tops of her hands and it's usually more
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Speaker 1: so on one than the other. And then she'll occasionally
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Speaker 1: get it on like the inside of her elbow.
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Speaker 2: Area and everywhere had it.
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Speaker 1: Right, like, It's not uncommon. Everyone I've spoken to has well.
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Speaker 1: Let me tell you this is what freaked me out
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Speaker 1: is I can usually keep it under control, and I
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Speaker 1: am not a huge fan of the steroids unless it
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Speaker 1: gets super super crazy. So, like I said, keep it
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Speaker 1: under control. But the other day she woke up and
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Speaker 1: she had like one hundred point four temperature. The next day,
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Speaker 1: everywhere that she had exzema had like bubbled up like
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Speaker 1: blisters like boils. Yes, I had to wrap her hands
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Speaker 1: up in that gauze. And now I feel like it's
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Speaker 1: dried out and is flaking. But if you guys know
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Speaker 1: of any like remedy for things like that, I took
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Speaker 1: her to the doctor. He was not concerned about it.
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Speaker 1: She's not lethargic, her temperature is totally normal and average.
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Speaker 1: Her personality, She's still weird.
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Speaker 3: It's really warm outside and that he did say that
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Speaker 3: it's the heat could be like a huge factor into it. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: because and what was weird to me is like, exma,
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Speaker 3: I feel like every kid has it. No one has
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Speaker 3: an answer for it. They said it, he goes, we
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Speaker 3: just don't know why. But it's just moisture leaving that
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Speaker 3: particular spot of the skin. So you just have to
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Speaker 3: keep doing it. But we don't know why it does it.
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Speaker 3: So I was like, there, that doesn't make sense to me.
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Speaker 2: How do we not know?
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Speaker 1: We're sending a bunch of celebrities to like go in
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Speaker 1: outer space just like for the hell of it, and
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Speaker 1: then we can't back down alive. And you can't tell
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Speaker 1: me why my skin, why my kid's skin has a
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Speaker 1: little bit of an abrupt rash?
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Speaker 3: Probably right, And I still get them in like my crevasses.
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Speaker 2: Yummy. I know, I'm a gist of it.
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Speaker 1: Doesn't act like it's bothering her, but I we went
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Speaker 1: to uh the Oceana hotel the other day, the Oceana whoa,
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Speaker 1: I took an ocean to hang out with Janet and
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Speaker 1: her mom, Claudia. Was Claudia's birthday and Michelle and Isabella
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Speaker 1: to swim in this cute hotel in Santa Monica, and
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Speaker 1: I didn't take so so, which was fine, loved leaving
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Speaker 1: her at home, but I'm like, I can't put this
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Speaker 1: girl covered in exit in the pool. And it does
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Speaker 1: look a little sus like. If that kid came around
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Speaker 1: my kid and had a situation like that, I'd be like,
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Speaker 1: those hands need to get away from my kid. What
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Speaker 1: exactly is that on them?
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Speaker 2: Does this? Does that spread? Would be my first question
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Speaker 2: seeing the other kid.
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Speaker 1: The doctor said it was not a spreadable whatever. It
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Speaker 1: was just like, can I tell you a mild case
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Speaker 1: of eggs and mine?
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Speaker 3: When I tell you what? When we walked in, I was,
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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm still worried. He looks and he goes,
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Speaker 3: I know it's very bad to you guys, but we
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Speaker 3: see this a lot, and this is mild, very mild.
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Speaker 2: I was like, what does bad look like? The arm's gone,
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Speaker 2: what it's brutal?
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Speaker 1: I was like, okay, He's like, maybe some coconut oil.
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Speaker 1: I'm like, that is.
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Speaker 2: Your coconut oil. I'm about to.
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Speaker 1: That's an integrative medicine for you.
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Speaker 2: No, we're gonna be Eastern and.
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Speaker 1: Western combination They're like, put a little olive oil and
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Speaker 1: mix it with some coconut oil, maybe a little jejo ba.
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Speaker 1: You got yourself. You've got yourself your remedy. I'm like,
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna need a prescription You're mother effort.
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Speaker 2: Uh do you have that pen and pad because I'm
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Speaker 2: gonna need you to get writing.
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Speaker 1: Yeah? Right, So ocean went. She and Isabella are so
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Speaker 1: cute together, and we had the time of our lives.
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Speaker 1: We ordered like I've been craving chicken fingers for every meal,
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Speaker 1: so we ordered like a plethora of that. This hotel
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Speaker 1: was so stink and cute. There was like no inside,
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Speaker 1: Like all of the actual doors were like these cute
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Speaker 1: glass French doors that led out to the pool. I
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Speaker 1: come out after we leave this fabulous day and I
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Speaker 1: see my car and I'm like, why are the valet
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Speaker 1: people just staring at my car? So I walk over there,
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Speaker 1: Thank god I did. There's a black escalade and my
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Speaker 1: car and as I'm looking, I'm like, that escalade has
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Speaker 1: a giant bike rack that they have backed into the
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Speaker 1: front of my car, like it like became one and
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Speaker 1: left this big giant dent. And so the hotel's trying
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Speaker 1: to figure out did this car self park or did
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Speaker 1: Valet do it? Because I mean, not my problem. But
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Speaker 1: then the part of me like, I want it fixed,
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Speaker 1: and then I have to wait for everyone to figure
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Speaker 1: out whose fault it is and who's gonna pay for it.
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Speaker 1: All I know is I'm not so someone get out
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Speaker 1: their checkbook because I want my car fix, and I
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Speaker 1: this bike rack on this escalade stuck out. They were
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Speaker 1: from Jersey.
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Speaker 2: They drove here from Jersey with a bike rack.
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Speaker 1: Eat, But I don't understand how no one driving the
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Speaker 1: car felt them back in because it wasn't even like
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Speaker 1: they bumped and then they rebacked in. Mom, it looked
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Speaker 1: like the bike rack. I couldn't tell if that was
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Speaker 1: my car, because cars with the bike rack in your
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Speaker 1: car of my car? Is that what it feels like?
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Speaker 1: They're playing bumper car, like they hit it, hit it again,
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Speaker 1: hit it again? Or was it just like a one
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Speaker 1: hit and darn it felt like a back in hit
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Speaker 1: and them going that'll.
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Speaker 3: Do Oh so they parked them like that, yes, and
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Speaker 3: then they pulled it out and then went, oh.
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Speaker 2: No, you were visit.
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Speaker 1: You were looking at it, and you couldn't tell if
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Speaker 1: it was a part of the front if I had
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Speaker 1: a front bike rack on my car, if the escalator
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Speaker 1: had a back bike there, you didn't know where the
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Speaker 1: bike racks started or ended because it was attached to
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Speaker 1: my grill.
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Speaker 2: Well, good luck.
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Speaker 1: And then they pulled it forward. But I'm like, I
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Speaker 1: feel like if it was the owner's fault, like they
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Speaker 1: would know how to park their car if they have
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Speaker 1: a two foot.
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Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna this would be my
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Speaker 3: You parked in Valet, right, I'm going to try to
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Speaker 3: use common sense. You valeid, right, Yeah, that car would
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Speaker 3: not be there unless they valeid because Valet does not
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Speaker 3: park with general admission whatever general park it general admission
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Speaker 3: tickets right there would tell me it was Valet either way.
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Speaker 1: I'm having Lisa deal with it because I cannot deal.
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Speaker 1: I'm like exhausted by the whole thought of it. I
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Speaker 1: can do so many things except.
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Speaker 2: Talk to other people. Yeah, we've got that down, we know.
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Speaker 1: We also went to Monster Jam this weekend, and boy,
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Speaker 1: oh boy, for those of you who don't know what
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Speaker 1: Monster Jam is, you're doing well. Giant those like jacked
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Speaker 1: up trucks that do like backflips. They're huge, like the
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Speaker 1: tires on those things are what probably ten feet easily.
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Speaker 1: They are large, okay, full of air, full of air,
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Speaker 1: and they like off road and do these cool things
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Speaker 1: and then they figure out a way to freaking like
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Speaker 1: do handstands, they put their wheels.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was cool the first like one or two.
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Speaker 1: Well they had five, five different cars that were all competing, but.
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Speaker 2: It was really cool.
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Speaker 3: I uh yes, I would just say maybe outside would
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Speaker 3: be better, and then I smells it.
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Speaker 1: Was so loud. Did you have fun at Monster Jam Ocean?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Did you?
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Speaker 2: Who was your favorite part?
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Speaker 1: What do you mean, like the favorite? My favorite car?
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Speaker 2: Is the favorite?
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Speaker 1: The favorite car? Your favorite truck? I like the.
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Speaker 2: Nicor Sparkle Smash.
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Speaker 1: Sparkle Smash was crushing it. What was your favorite part
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Speaker 1: of Sparkle Smash? What was her name?
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Speaker 2: Sure, that's what I'm going with.
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Speaker 1: The glitter that came out of the nose of the unicorn. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: that was pretty sick.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 1: There was one guy that did the backflip though, and
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Speaker 1: he didn't even win the whole thing. I thought that
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Speaker 1: was that was I didn't feel like that was fair.
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Speaker 1: So it was his favorite part was the motorcycles because
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Speaker 1: they also had motorcycles.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, we did see a crash too. I hope the
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Speaker 2: guy's okay.
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Speaker 1: The things you do when you have kids just to
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Speaker 1: like make the Daego patickers like pretty intense. Also, Lisa
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Speaker 1: had a great weekend.
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Speaker 2: I know that.
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Speaker 1: The last time we were on this pod, we were
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Speaker 1: talking about Lisa's health. How are you doing today? You're
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Speaker 1: not on the mic, but I can say what you're
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Speaker 1: what you're thinking.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm doing well. I don't know one person that
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Speaker 2: has ever done that in their whole life.
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Speaker 1: I don't know if anyone who's had a harder time
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Speaker 1: figuring out what cry.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, yeah, I know, but you're not one
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Speaker 2: of one. I feel like a million people have lazy
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Speaker 2: eyes stone.
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Speaker 1: There's two things going on your tombstone. I had that
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Speaker 1: in Utah, and my contacts are bugging me. Yesterday was
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Speaker 1: the best day ever and for my my fellow mothers
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Speaker 1: and parents. The great thing about having a jam packed
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Speaker 1: weekend is the fact that when you hit a Sunday
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Speaker 1: where you're like, we're not leaving the house, you feel
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Speaker 1: way less guilty about not taking the kids anywhere. Like
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Speaker 1: it then becomes like a like a we're just relaxing
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Speaker 1: kind of. They like the kids had a long weekend.
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Speaker 1: Where's there are weekends where it's like what are we
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Speaker 1: going to do? So yesterday we had Nick and Joe
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Speaker 1: over to watch the game the World Cup, and best
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Speaker 1: part of that halftime, yeah, we just ordered barbecue. Jenna
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Speaker 1: came over, the kids swam. It was like a perfect day.
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Speaker 1: Not much happened in the game and we'll venture into
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Speaker 1: like the halftime and all of it.
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Speaker 3: Still a fantastic game though, Okay, yeah this one.
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Speaker 2: She doesn't know soccer. She was like, what is this score?
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Speaker 1: I was like you up until five minutes.
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Speaker 3: No, I know soccer well enough. I've played it. I
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Speaker 3: know it, I know the off sides, I get it,
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Speaker 3: and I know good soccer. There was great soccer being played,
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Speaker 3: no goals, but great soccer being played.
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Speaker 1: I just the time doesn't make any sense.
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Speaker 2: Well that's why you don't really bet on it.
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Speaker 1: Like no one really knows. I'm like, what do you
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Speaker 1: mean no one really knows? Like do the players know?
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Speaker 1: Is this like something that's.
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Speaker 2: Well here, I'll tell you this, you would know.
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Speaker 3: But we were all talking because like once it ends,
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Speaker 3: when they start, it's like one hundred minutes, and they'll go,
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Speaker 3: we'll play for fifteen and then you know, at one
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Speaker 3: fifteen you get extra minutes.
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Speaker 2: We just couldn't hear because we were all talking.
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Speaker 1: It still doesn't make any sense to me, Like, isn't
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Speaker 1: it like a quarter or a half? Is this long halftime?
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Speaker 1: You get fifteen minutes and then the rest of the
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Speaker 1: game is this long.
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Speaker 3: So forty five minutes is the first half. But the
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Speaker 3: one thing the clock does not stop. So like say
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Speaker 3: in basketball, you throw it out of bounds, the clock stops.
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Speaker 1: Oh, so then they that time, they go, okay, we're
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Speaker 1: adding this.
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Speaker 3: So like say I kick it at goal and it
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Speaker 3: goes way over the goal, and now we have to
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Speaker 3: get the new ball reset. There's somebody looking at the
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Speaker 3: clock when the game isn't being played, counting, Okay, that
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Speaker 3: was twenty five seconds that we didn't play, So now
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Speaker 3: we're going to add twenty five seconds now the next
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Speaker 3: time the guy's throwing it in.
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Speaker 1: Nowicly, they have tried to make it the most complicated
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Speaker 1: thing on the planet, rather than just stopping the freaking
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Speaker 1: clock and saying, okay, the ball's out of play, we'll
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Speaker 1: restart the clock. Oh my gosh, it's so complicated the
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Speaker 1: whole system.
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Speaker 3: That makes pretty good sense for what they're doing. I
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Speaker 3: think just like there's a lot of there's a lot
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Speaker 3: going on, like corner cakes. When he's setting up, the
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Speaker 3: corner clock doesn't stop, so that's extra time that they'll
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Speaker 3: add on later.
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Speaker 2: Little things like that.
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Speaker 1: All right, well we'll get into the rest of freaking FIFA.
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Speaker 3: Hold on here, I have to bring this up. Do
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Speaker 3: you guys know Palm Beach Pete.
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Speaker 1: No, who's that?
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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, you're gonna have to look him up. Okay,
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Speaker 3: he looks like Jeffrey Epstein. Okay, they're saying he's the reincarnated.
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Speaker 3: And there was like a video of a guy who
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Speaker 3: sees him and he rolls down his window and he
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Speaker 3: goes Jeffrey and he looks and he looks immediately like
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Speaker 3: that's him, and he goes and he pulls forward and
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Speaker 3: he goes Palm Beach Pete.
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Speaker 1: Okay, oh my gosh, you guys, so hold on, this
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Speaker 1: is where I have any conspiracies.
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Speaker 3: And I'm like, maybe let me if I liked it,
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Speaker 3: I really look at this, let me see him.
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Speaker 2: We'll put it on. Watch this.
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Speaker 1: Jeffrey.
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Speaker 3: But the look at like the Jeffrey Like I would
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Speaker 3: if somebody said a name that isn't mine, I'd just
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Speaker 3: be like looking around.
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Speaker 1: He's like, you, guys, this is wild who gave him
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Speaker 1: that name?
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Speaker 3: Well he just got famous within like the just like well,
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Speaker 3: just like him or he he is him and now
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Speaker 3: he's famous because he didn't exist until now.
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Speaker 2: It's a lot.
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Speaker 1: If I was sitting there in my car and.
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Speaker 2: Someone went jeff.
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Speaker 1: Ashley, I would probably look, well.
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Speaker 3: You look, but you wouldn't look with a smile like
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Speaker 3: that's my name. I don't know, but it's.
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Speaker 2: You never know.
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Speaker 1: That's what Easton. Easton's deep in his tick talking conspiracy.
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Speaker 2: I just saw that one and I was like, let's
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Speaker 2: get him. Yeah, let's get let's get him. He's done something.
19:01
Speaker 1: I know. I think we have it all backwards. It
19:03
Speaker 1: should be guilty until proven innocent, unless I'm on the
19:06
Speaker 1: chopping block. Then I'm innocent until proven guilty.
19:10
Speaker 2: Love, I like everyone else because you can look at
19:12
Speaker 2: my whole life. I am not guilty in anything. Anything.
19:16
Speaker 3: You could look at, dissect my phone, you could do
19:18
Speaker 3: anything you wanted to.
19:19
Speaker 2: Yeah, i could walk free because I'm not guilty.
19:21
Speaker 1: When people pay, they look at all your messages in
19:25
Speaker 1: your phone. They're watching us. I'm like, that's fine. They're
19:27
Speaker 1: gonna be.
19:27
Speaker 2: Really really bored, very watch me.
19:31
Speaker 1: You're gonna see me go to bed at eight o'clock
19:33
Speaker 1: and turn my phone off.
19:35
Speaker 3: And if you really want to look the things that
19:36
Speaker 3: I look up, you're gonna be really bored. Like how
19:39
Speaker 3: much olive oil should I put it for a burger?
19:41
Speaker 3: It's like the dumbest thing.
19:42
Speaker 1: Actually, there was one time that I googled what does
19:44
Speaker 1: a dead body smell like? Because I watch so much
19:46
Speaker 1: twenty twenty and they always say it smelled like death,
19:48
Speaker 1: And I was like, but I don't even know, but
19:50
Speaker 1: what is I've never smelled that, so like, what does
19:52
Speaker 1: that smell like? So then I was thinking about it.
19:54
Speaker 1: I'm like, what if someone around me drops dead and
19:57
Speaker 1: they don't know why, and then they think I did it?
19:58
Speaker 1: And then they look at my search history.
20:01
Speaker 2: The timeline you're good, the timeline you're right.
20:06
Speaker 1: And my motive what would my motive be?
20:08
Speaker 3: You must have a motive, yes, and they would dissect
20:10
Speaker 3: your phone and you would be fine.
20:12
Speaker 1: There was a brawl at the key of Forum wait
20:15
Speaker 1: for it, at a Hillary Duff con two women, two
20:21
Speaker 1: women going at it.
20:23
Speaker 3: I see this in Y two K uniform because they
20:27
Speaker 3: probably wanted dust attention.
20:29
Speaker 1: I don't know.
20:29
Speaker 2: I just want Duff stuff.
20:31
Speaker 1: But yesterday, when we were pooling it with the gays,
20:34
Speaker 1: Nick was like, did you hear about the Hillary Duff concert.
20:38
Speaker 1: There was like a full brawl. I was like, come again, Nicholas.
20:41
Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, like two girls just like going at
20:44
Speaker 1: it bowling. I was like, I'm gonna need you to
20:46
Speaker 1: send me that immediately, this person said, not surprised at all.
20:50
Speaker 1: Last night was wild. Four girls cut me in line
20:53
Speaker 1: for the bathroom and then went crazy when I cut
20:55
Speaker 1: them back and just walked in a stall. At my seat,
21:00
Speaker 1: the girl next to me was sitting sideways basically in
21:02
Speaker 1: my lap while talking to her friend. The girl behind
21:05
Speaker 1: me accidentally hit me in the head with her purse,
21:07
Speaker 1: and her friends spilled a drink on my shirt. Not
21:10
Speaker 1: at all how I expected my Hillary Dove concert experienced.
21:13
Speaker 2: I would like to know what she wanted it to be.
21:17
Speaker 1: It sounds like what a Hillary Dove concert would be.
21:20
Speaker 2: It sounds like just a concert.
21:22
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter who's there, you're gonna get a drink
21:24
Speaker 3: spilt on you, your shoes are getting stepped on.
21:26
Speaker 2: Somebody's hitting me in the head with a purse.
21:28
Speaker 1: This girl said. Yet I felt the mean girl energy
21:31
Speaker 1: at the show. I showed up gothic and got a
21:33
Speaker 1: few looks, but when Hillary Duff came on, I was
21:35
Speaker 1: reminded what a real girl's girl is. Her message has
21:39
Speaker 1: always been to be yourself, and that's exactly what I did.
21:43
Speaker 1: Get it. Girls, You're right, it is just a concert,
21:46
Speaker 1: just a concert.
21:47
Speaker 2: I've gone to.
21:49
Speaker 3: Not a lot of concerts, but you name it. No
21:52
Speaker 3: matter what it is, R and B, you can go
21:55
Speaker 3: to somebody singing you're getting shit spilt on you.
21:57
Speaker 1: I went to a nightclub the other night, which was
22:00
Speaker 1: I did have imposter syndrome because everyone I talked to
22:03
Speaker 1: was like twenty three years old and it was like
22:05
Speaker 1: four in the morning. I was like, what am I
22:07
Speaker 1: doing here? Someone the girls. There were a couple of
22:13
Speaker 1: girls that kept stepping on my shoes and I was
22:15
Speaker 1: in a fresh pair of lubes, and I was like,
22:19
Speaker 1: I can't even be mad at them, because who the
22:20
Speaker 1: hell would wear these a nightclub at in the three
22:25
Speaker 1: to four am. Yeah, I was like, I can't if
22:28
Speaker 1: they're tore up like, I have no one to blame
22:30
Speaker 1: but myself, like, please don't spill your drink on me.
22:35
Speaker 2: It happens. I guess people get drunk, people spill.
22:38
Speaker 1: It was that tired of corners though, well.
22:40
Speaker 3: I honestly I'm surprised at it being as wild as
22:44
Speaker 3: it is for Hillary Duff.
22:46
Speaker 2: I mean, like, who's butting in line?
22:49
Speaker 1: And so for the bathroom, I do that too. Me.
22:51
Speaker 1: One year, I was at Coachella and I was so
22:54
Speaker 1: pregnant in this girl butt in front of me, and
22:56
Speaker 1: I like my eyeballs were floating. Anyone who knows what
22:59
Speaker 1: it's like to be very pregnant where that baby is
23:01
Speaker 1: just like weighing on your bladder. She cut in front
23:03
Speaker 1: of me, and I got like a little buck wild
23:06
Speaker 1: on her, and she wanted to go toes and everyone
23:09
Speaker 1: in the bathroom. I almost got nervous for her because
23:11
Speaker 1: I'm like, these are going to jump her outside because
23:14
Speaker 1: I was out to hear and she was like trying
23:16
Speaker 1: to start something with me. But let me tell you,
23:20
Speaker 1: the girls were ready to dust her. Yeah, that's exactly right, mom.
23:27
Speaker 1: We allowed to say that. I think he trademarked that
23:29
Speaker 1: get ready for let get ready to they were going
23:35
Speaker 1: to rock her outside of the porta potties. You guys,
23:40
Speaker 1: Andy Cohen has a boyfriend?
23:41
Speaker 2: Isn't it weird that hot and tall? Okay? Can I
23:46
Speaker 2: be honest? Always didn't he have one?
23:51
Speaker 1: Have a boyfriend? No? He has one? Now, why do
23:54
Speaker 1: you what do you mean?
23:57
Speaker 3: I thought he was out and dating and this was
24:00
Speaker 3: maybe two years ago and I just am not in
24:02
Speaker 3: the world. But I thought he already had no a
24:05
Speaker 3: significant other, that he has a baby, right, yes, two too,
24:08
Speaker 3: see and that's who I thought.
24:10
Speaker 1: It was a boy and a girl.
24:12
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, good for him.
24:13
Speaker 1: Can I tell you how wild this is? It's two
24:16
Speaker 1: days before it broke. I was sitting there being like,
24:18
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, you're five and I still don't have
24:20
Speaker 1: a man's Like, what's going on? Is this the life
24:23
Speaker 1: that I want? Is this the life I chose? And
24:24
Speaker 1: then I thought about it and I was like, Andy
24:26
Speaker 1: Cohen like totally has his shit together and he's been
24:28
Speaker 1: single forever. He's like perpetually single, and that's what I
24:31
Speaker 1: made and he's fine. Two days later, bam, he's Instagram official.
24:35
Speaker 1: And then I did sink into sheer panic. I'm like,
24:37
Speaker 1: hold on, he was what I was striving to be.
24:42
Speaker 1: I remembered that yesterday while watching FIFA. While watching FIFA
24:47
Speaker 1: a scoreless game, I thought, you know what, he's a
24:50
Speaker 1: little older than me, so we'll let it s like soccer.
24:54
Speaker 1: What's great about dating or doing whatever? At this stage
24:58
Speaker 1: of the game as a woman, my mom's whispering into
25:01
Speaker 1: her phone to Siri or how old is Andy going? Oh,
25:04
Speaker 1: I've got plenty of time. I talk about this with Michelle.
25:10
Speaker 1: We have an advantage here. For her, I don't know
25:15
Speaker 1: if she wants to get married again. For me, I'll
25:18
Speaker 1: just speak for myself. I don't want more kids, and
25:21
Speaker 1: if I did, I know where to get them. I
25:24
Speaker 1: know where to get these kids, and I don't want
25:29
Speaker 1: to get married. So I'm at an advantage due to
25:32
Speaker 1: the fact that, like there's a lot of women at
25:34
Speaker 1: my age, if they're single, they start to panic because
25:38
Speaker 1: they want to get married, they want to start families.
25:40
Speaker 1: I'm approaching thirty six, that would, I guess, go into
25:46
Speaker 1: geriatric pregnancy. It's like you're dealing with the biological clock.
25:51
Speaker 1: So I do have all the time in the world
25:54
Speaker 1: to just kick back, relax, have fun. What do you
25:56
Speaker 1: bring into the table? Also well, that's the other thing.
26:03
Speaker 1: As I'm sitting here being like, I've never been married,
26:05
Speaker 1: and then I think about where most people are at
26:08
Speaker 1: my age, and most of them are hitting that point
26:11
Speaker 1: of divorce. Do you think that's going to be a
26:13
Speaker 1: red flag for someone though? Like when they're when they
26:17
Speaker 1: meet me and then they're talking to their mom and
26:18
Speaker 1: they're like, she's never been married. Do you think the
26:21
Speaker 1: mom's gonna be like red flag? Why? All right, I
26:24
Speaker 1: can't worry about it. All right, let's talk about the
26:38
Speaker 1: World Cup because I'm so dying to talk about it, madonnas.
26:45
Speaker 3: So you're dying to talk about the halftime show, not
26:47
Speaker 3: the cop. All right, let's get that out. Let's talk
26:50
Speaker 3: about the World Cup. So World Cup.
26:53
Speaker 1: It was scoreless for one hundred and twelve minutes.
26:58
Speaker 2: Yeah, fantastic.
27:00
Speaker 1: What happened?
27:02
Speaker 3: They had a great place ball back of the net.
27:04
Speaker 3: What do you mean kicked it? They swooped it in.
27:09
Speaker 3: Don't know names, guys, but he has dreadlocks and it
27:13
Speaker 3: was out of play and he heads it back.
27:15
Speaker 2: In to play for his like for his next player
27:19
Speaker 2: to be in.
27:19
Speaker 3: Like, it's just I am not soccer, I will tell you,
27:22
Speaker 3: but the way that they like.
27:24
Speaker 2: Like he just crosses it in.
27:26
Speaker 1: The hell is going on?
27:27
Speaker 3: So he crosses it in into the box. The guy
27:30
Speaker 3: goes to head it, it's too far. Instead of heading
27:33
Speaker 3: it and trying to score it, he plays. He puts
27:35
Speaker 3: it back into play for his teammates to go and
27:38
Speaker 3: that's where they scored the goal.
27:40
Speaker 2: Unreal.
27:41
Speaker 1: I will say though there.
27:43
Speaker 2: Was one Messi's kick that almost went in was.
27:46
Speaker 1: A nuts But towards the end, I want to say
27:50
Speaker 1: there was a solid three minutes of a good game.
27:52
Speaker 1: With the one hundred and sixty minutes, there was one
27:55
Speaker 1: kick where they they should have had their was it
27:58
Speaker 1: either their first the first.
28:00
Speaker 2: Goal, and they said it was a penalty in.
28:02
Speaker 1: One of Argentina's players like.
28:04
Speaker 3: Just fell down on the ground in the box and
28:06
Speaker 3: they were like it was the left leg.
28:07
Speaker 2: I was like the left leg.
28:09
Speaker 1: Where it was like completely in the opposite direction of
28:12
Speaker 1: the player who fell on the ground, so they took
28:14
Speaker 1: it away. That was the other There's a lot of
28:18
Speaker 1: I saw a lot of like memes and stuff about
28:21
Speaker 1: women are giving birth, shoving kids out of there every
28:24
Speaker 1: single day and not making as much of a fuss
28:27
Speaker 1: as like the players in FIFA, right now, Yeah, a
28:31
Speaker 1: lot of crying, a lot of falling onto the ground.
28:34
Speaker 2: So rolling around it's like chess because I hate it too,
28:38
Speaker 2: So like if you get hit, you want to act
28:40
Speaker 2: like it was bad.
28:41
Speaker 3: So the ref season sees that guy and is like, okay,
28:44
Speaker 3: I need to keep an eye. So it's like, how
28:46
Speaker 3: can I put these people in a bad position to
28:48
Speaker 3: get a card? I have to act like a pussy wow.
28:51
Speaker 3: So that's why they do it. And I'm like that,
28:53
Speaker 3: just stand.
28:54
Speaker 1: Up watching basketball for a while. Because the floppers, Yeah,
28:57
Speaker 1: the floppers. There's a lot of floppers on the field FIFA. Yeah,
29:01
Speaker 1: fluffers on the field at FIFA.
29:02
Speaker 2: There you go.
29:03
Speaker 3: So back to extra time when the guy's laying down
29:05
Speaker 3: grabbing his ankle when he got hit in his knee,
29:08
Speaker 3: because I saw that.
29:09
Speaker 2: I saw so many.
29:09
Speaker 3: People get hit in the leg and they're like grabbing
29:11
Speaker 3: the other ankle. I'm like, that was the wrong foot, buddy,
29:14
Speaker 3: But that's extra time.
29:16
Speaker 1: Nick did make a good point though, when Madonna's walking,
29:19
Speaker 1: she does look like she's gonna tip over.
29:22
Speaker 3: I like how he was just saying, like, well, he's
29:23
Speaker 3: got those dancers around just in case she falls over.
29:29
Speaker 1: But I was thinking I'm like sixty seven. There's no excuse. Mother, Yeah, mother,
29:37
Speaker 1: I mean that girl was rocking it. And what was
29:40
Speaker 1: she singing again? What was the song that she opened?
29:44
Speaker 2: I don't know.
29:44
Speaker 1: One of her bangers I saw in a car didn't
29:47
Speaker 1: really dancing. She looks the exact same. She actually looks
29:51
Speaker 1: better than she did when she first came out.
29:54
Speaker 2: I wondered what she's doing, what do you mean botox?
29:57
Speaker 1: And ject, yeah, well she's.
29:59
Speaker 2: Doing I know. I'm just saying for me.
30:02
Speaker 1: I loved that. It was like a few performers and
30:04
Speaker 1: they only did one song. Madonna did one song and then
30:06
Speaker 1: it switched to like a weird Muppet moment.
30:09
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know the Muppets.
30:10
Speaker 1: I think because the Muppets are like childlike and they
30:14
Speaker 1: teach kindness and love and it's like a throwback and
30:17
Speaker 1: it's universal, and that's the whole point of the world cup.
30:21
Speaker 1: BTS performed a song that until that performance, I thought
30:25
Speaker 1: the whole time the Jonas Brothers sang, I swear.
30:28
Speaker 2: To god, what song is it?
30:30
Speaker 1: I couldn't even tell you, but every time it comes
30:32
Speaker 1: off Jonas Brothers, Hell, yeah it's not. It's BTS, which
30:39
Speaker 1: is like one of the biggest. I don't know any
30:41
Speaker 1: BTS music I do. I just think it's other.
30:45
Speaker 3: People I BTS walked at me, I wouldn't even know
30:47
Speaker 3: who they were.
30:49
Speaker 1: I would want their skincare.
30:51
Speaker 2: Chi.
30:51
Speaker 1: Yeah, if they walked towards me, I'd be like, hold up,
30:56
Speaker 1: will be putting on that face at night.
30:58
Speaker 2: Yeah, They've got really good skincare over there, the best.
31:00
Speaker 1: I'm actually trying to figure out how to get over
31:04
Speaker 1: to Korea to do, Like you guys, the level of
31:08
Speaker 1: technology that they use over there, Mom, they use this
31:10
Speaker 1: scanner and it shows like the depth of your pores.
31:13
Speaker 1: It is so like tailored to your like the flakiness,
31:19
Speaker 1: the depth of your wrinkles. Where what is it like
31:22
Speaker 1: all the way deep down in there, like below the
31:25
Speaker 1: actual epidermis.
31:28
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we're going.
31:32
Speaker 1: Anyway. Then Ted Lasso had a moment he introduced Bieber.
31:36
Speaker 1: He was like basically telling him, like, you're gonna go in.
31:38
Speaker 1: He opened, uh, I guess he didn't open with it.
31:41
Speaker 1: He only sang one song, but it was everything. Hallelujah
31:44
Speaker 1: playing his guitar. He's so hot.
31:46
Speaker 2: He's a very good looking man.
31:47
Speaker 1: He's such a vibe in that voice and then he's like,
31:52
Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, whatever is happening. I don't know how
31:56
Speaker 1: Haley Bieber doesn't have like twelve kids.
31:57
Speaker 2: By now, well, you're gonna have to ask her.
32:01
Speaker 1: Like asap Rocky and Rihanna, remember she gave birth and
32:04
Speaker 1: then like popped up at uh who the super Bowl
32:07
Speaker 1: and was like then she had like all these dudes
32:11
Speaker 1: in white on the field and everyone's like a sab
32:14
Speaker 1: Rocky sperm. So it was like, wait, she just dropped
32:17
Speaker 1: that kid like a month ago. She's pregnant again already. Anyway,
32:24
Speaker 1: I feel like I have to whisper.
32:25
Speaker 2: So she say that's yeah, I know, I can't say
32:27
Speaker 2: anything that I.
32:28
Speaker 1: Know Bieber is playing. Lisa decides at this very moment,
32:33
Speaker 1: as he's serenading the entire world to start the blender making.
32:39
Speaker 1: I was like, are you joking? Mom? And she was
32:42
Speaker 1: like what, I'm making watermelon juice? I was like, can
32:44
Speaker 1: you not right now? And sheels why who even is that?
32:48
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, So now we've had two moments
32:50
Speaker 1: in this in this halftime performance where I thought BTS
32:54
Speaker 1: was the Jonas Brothers the whole time. Lisa doesn't know
32:57
Speaker 1: who I justin Bieber.
32:58
Speaker 3: Is, And then my wife gets on and starts just
33:04
Speaker 3: shaking it.
33:05
Speaker 1: Sha Kidra Sha Kiera, and then Joe goes to those
33:13
Speaker 1: hips don't know. She is like, I'm like, so hot,
33:18
Speaker 1: holy shit, flash whiplash, so hot, so hot, And she's like,
33:23
Speaker 1: what fifty?
33:25
Speaker 2: I think she's like thirty three.
33:27
Speaker 1: It's an age.
33:27
Speaker 2: I think she's my age. Google it, google it?
33:32
Speaker 1: Oh wow, what how old?
33:34
Speaker 2: Forty eight?
33:35
Speaker 1: You guys?
33:37
Speaker 3: I mean, come on, I think we all need to
33:42
Speaker 3: celebrate that one with her.
33:43
Speaker 2: Yeah.
33:44
Speaker 1: But then she comes on and Joe goes, who's that?
33:48
Speaker 1: Where do all of us live? We're all under a
33:50
Speaker 1: rock in some capacity, Like I don't wonder, I do
33:53
Speaker 1: know anything.
33:54
Speaker 3: But when I caught on because you said something, but
33:58
Speaker 3: I won't lie, I didn't know who Bondonna was when.
33:59
Speaker 2: She can't out.
34:01
Speaker 1: But that's not because you don't know who Madonna is.
34:03
Speaker 1: You just didn't recognize her.
34:05
Speaker 3: I just didn't recognize her. But then you were like,
34:06
Speaker 3: oh my gosh, Madonna. And then I was like, oh,
34:08
Speaker 3: there it is, but I didn't.
34:09
Speaker 1: Did you know the song? Yeah?
34:12
Speaker 2: But it was yeah, I knew. I kind of was
34:15
Speaker 2: on my phone and scrolling.
34:16
Speaker 3: To be completely honest, for Madonna when it first started,
34:18
Speaker 3: and then once I came on, I put the phone down.
34:21
Speaker 3: She opened Yeah, but yeah, I didn't know it was her.
34:23
Speaker 1: After Shakira, they cut to like children's choir, which was amazing.
34:29
Speaker 1: I'm saying, we believe in love. And I feel like
34:31
Speaker 1: Chris Martin was in that was he or not? He
34:34
Speaker 1: was right? They didn't give him much of a moment.
34:36
Speaker 1: And I've seen Coldplay in concert one time. I was
34:39
Speaker 1: not a fan of Coldplay, and after this concert I was.
34:42
Speaker 2: But he does.
34:42
Speaker 1: Something similar where like kids come out and putting like
34:45
Speaker 1: the world in the center of the stage with the
34:47
Speaker 1: love with Yes, he's very into love. He's very into love,
34:51
Speaker 1: as we all should be.
34:52
Speaker 2: Yes.
34:52
Speaker 1: And after that, oh, the Muppets made another appearance.
34:57
Speaker 2: I didn't know the Muppets were worldwide.
34:59
Speaker 3: To be completely, Yeah, to be completely it was the
35:02
Speaker 3: Frog that was it.
35:04
Speaker 1: And then started her blender again.
35:08
Speaker 2: She wanted her juice.
35:09
Speaker 1: I mean, I get it. Soccer is like cool and worldwide,
35:14
Speaker 1: but I have to say, and people are going to
35:15
Speaker 1: come for me. I'm really happy it's not America's like
35:17
Speaker 1: number one.
35:17
Speaker 2: We'll get ready because it's quickly climbing.
35:20
Speaker 3: La has two soccer teams, just to let you know,
35:22
Speaker 3: the LA Galaxy and the Los Angeles Football Club.
35:25
Speaker 1: I already knew that.
35:27
Speaker 2: Well. That can tell you right there that soccer is coming.
35:30
Speaker 1: I'm believing that soccer is going to take over football
35:32
Speaker 1: and basketball and.
35:33
Speaker 2: We're all going to be like take over football.
35:37
Speaker 1: I know it's very popular. Oh my god, I know
35:40
Speaker 1: it's very popular. Obviously, it's mister worldwide. It's it's the
35:45
Speaker 1: pitbull of sports, all right, I got it. I I
35:49
Speaker 1: like this because I feel like people are to.
35:52
Speaker 2: Be like they're going to come for you. Yeah. No,
35:54
Speaker 2: it's soccer's top sport. And I just don't understand.
35:58
Speaker 1: The timing of the clock is weird. I think it's
36:01
Speaker 1: just very long and not much happening. It's a little
36:04
Speaker 1: like baseball. Yeah, I like baseball.
36:07
Speaker 2: Here's the thing.
36:08
Speaker 3: When you're watching soccer. You can't just like wait for
36:10
Speaker 3: a goal. You have to watch the setup. You have
36:12
Speaker 3: to see the defense. What if they're playing like one
36:14
Speaker 3: high too high? Just like you have to dissect the
36:16
Speaker 3: game for it to be interesting.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of hot players, though, I will say
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Speaker 1: I feel like most of us were watching for that.
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Speaker 1: You guys, thank you for listening to another chaotic episode
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Speaker 1: of Untraditionally Laala reminder, I'm gonna catch you on Monday
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Speaker 1: for a bonus episode, again on Tuesday for Sex Unlocked
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Speaker 1: with myself and Sally Carson, and then I'm gonna catch
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Speaker 1: you on Wednesday for a regular old episode of this.
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna catch you on Thursday for an unlikely affair.
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Speaker 1: You can't get rid of me. Oh, even when I
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Speaker 1: try to get rid of give them, Laala, I'm still
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Speaker 1: giving you Lala. I love you, guys. Bye,