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BEST OF '25: The Chip Thief · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The hold aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod I Ken.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds very lines camera action. Now it's time for
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  Speaker 2: a big show, Brad. The reasoning behind this, by the way,
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  Speaker 2: is our mate Keysy is an aspiring actor and.
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  Speaker 3: We thought that you know you and I'm ode you being.
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  Speaker 2: Sort of acting legends. I guess you could say, could
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  Speaker 2: give him some tips and put them in scenarios where
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  Speaker 2: we get to expand them as an actor.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, that's right, And this is a this
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  Speaker 4: is a good one today. This is what you want
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  Speaker 4: to do, is you want to have scenes with us conflict, yes, conflict,
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  Speaker 4: and then you're trying to work out the conflict there
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  Speaker 4: between the characters. And so today we're going to settle
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  Speaker 4: up there that I'm a barista and Keyser, you're going
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  Speaker 4: to come in, mate, ah, and you're going to order
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  Speaker 4: yourself a coffee.
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  Speaker 3: You don't want me to be then?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, but but you won't quite have enough money?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so okay, So keys he's coming in to get
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  Speaker 2: a coffee off you the barista there, Moogi, but he
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  Speaker 2: doesn't have enough for money. That sounds pretty good to me.
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  Speaker 5: It sounds at the start of them. Okay, have we've
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  Speaker 5: got any sort of cafe music? Because I was just
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  Speaker 5: throwing this just now.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, man, you've got to sell on your toes. That's
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  Speaker 4: the thing about improv men, You've got to be really
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  Speaker 4: with music. I just sort of feel like we need
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  Speaker 4: some sort.
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  Speaker 3: Of b G.
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  Speaker 5: Well I don't have any pugs as soon as he's
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  Speaker 5: chatting to other people, so you can't help.
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  Speaker 2: It was a very last minute decision.
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  Speaker 5: We've made it O cafe sound ef fix.
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  Speaker 3: We're doing it right now, by the way.
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  Speaker 2: Yeahs, don't worry about it, all right?
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  Speaker 3: And action, Hi, how are you? Can you keep your
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  Speaker 3: voice down?
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  Speaker 6: Mate?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? This is a quiet care for quiet care? Am
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  Speaker 3: I allowed to order? Or can I get for you? Sorry?
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  Speaker 3: What can I get for you? I can't? What can
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  Speaker 3: I get for you? There? Mate? Just after a coffee?
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  Speaker 3: It's been a pretty big night. Yeah all right. I
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  Speaker 3: didn't need your backstory, mate.
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  Speaker 4: You want to be a bit more specific about what
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  Speaker 4: kind of coffee, man, because we've got we've got short black,
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  Speaker 4: long black, we've got an espresso, we've got a Larte
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  Speaker 4: flat white, a macchiado, we've got a chai, we've got
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  Speaker 4: one of those ones.
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  Speaker 2: He suddenly hit by a wave of nausea.
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  Speaker 5: I know what I want? Can I just please?
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  Speaker 3: Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't come out for an argument?
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  Speaker 3: Now what do you want?
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  Speaker 5: So? Can you go through the list again?
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  Speaker 4: I forgot what I've We've got an espresso, a short black,
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  Speaker 4: a long blake, a latte?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, remember? What do you want? Late?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yes please?
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  Speaker 4: Do you want a small, A medium, a large or
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  Speaker 4: an extra large?
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  Speaker 3: Large?
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  Speaker 6: Large?
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  Speaker 3: There'll be nine bucks.
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  Speaker 5: Nine nine dollars, nine dollars.
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  Speaker 3: A year, nine backs for larte?
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  Speaker 5: How much is a How much is a flat white?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? What size?
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  Speaker 6: Were that?
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  Speaker 3: Small? Medium?
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  Speaker 4: Large?
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  Speaker 3: Extra medium? Nine backs? What are they? Yeah? Okay? Can
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  Speaker 3: I a nine dollar cafese?
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  Speaker 5: I thought it was the quiet cafe?
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was the quiet? But what do you want?
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  Speaker 6: Man?
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  Speaker 3: There's a cue behind you?
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  Speaker 5: Can I get hurry up?
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  Speaker 3: Face?
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  Speaker 2: You take it forever?
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  Speaker 3: Sorry?
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  Speaker 5: Sorry, sorry, sir, ma'am.
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  Speaker 3: Can I just get a small flat white? Yeah? Sure,
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  Speaker 3: there'll be nine bucks. Okay, it's really expensive.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry?
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  Speaker 3: Can I get an extra large flat white? Okay? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: there'll be eighteen bat hang on, how's mate? Are you
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  Speaker 3: going to pay your what I don't have to get
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  Speaker 3: over plenty.
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  Speaker 5: I don't have eighteen dollars for i've got I've only
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  Speaker 5: got five dollars.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, you give me the five bucks. Yeah, that's for
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  Speaker 4: wasting my time now, pers off the whole.
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  Speaker 1: Key Big Show week days from four on Radio hood.
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  Speaker 4: I can speaking of cars. It doesn't really work now
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  Speaker 4: because Keysy did his froud outs.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, damn it.
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  Speaker 4: There's been a huge study done. New figure has been
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  Speaker 4: released by AMI and an insurance company. Keys you know
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  Speaker 4: you heard about them? Yeah, yeah, they're cool way and
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  Speaker 4: it describes what the outlines what the most stolen cars
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  Speaker 4: are in the country. They do this every year, yes,
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  Speaker 4: and the reason that why they do it is so
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  Speaker 4: radio shows can have content.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: In fact, I think Bricky might have even talked about
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  Speaker 5: this as well.
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  Speaker 3: So they did a really good job of it. Didn't
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  Speaker 3: they write a tune about it? Yeah? They did.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, we're going to do something a bit more straightforward.
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  Speaker 4: So number one, well, I'm going to go number three. Actually,
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to count yours down. You're ready for this,
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  Speaker 4: keys Yeah? Yeah, okay, counting down. Wow, the third most
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  Speaker 4: stolen car in New Zealand was the Nissan Tea Da.
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  Speaker 2: I can vouch for that.
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  Speaker 3: You had your stolen, didn't you? Ja yes near me
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  Speaker 3: one month after I bought it.
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  Speaker 4: That brown was your favorite car of all time.
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  Speaker 3: You've fallen in love with that car.
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  Speaker 2: I loved it. I gave it to my daughter act
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  Speaker 2: And this is.
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  Speaker 4: The thing about it. People see the headlines, they see,
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  Speaker 4: you know, the third most stolen car in the country.
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  Speaker 4: What they don't know about is the heartbreak that lies
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  Speaker 4: behind those figures about little Jason in his house, there
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  Speaker 4: no ness and parked up in the driveway, duck shed
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  Speaker 4: all over the lounge.
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  Speaker 5: I forgot about the duck.
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  Speaker 4: The second most stolen car and the country last year
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  Speaker 4: was the Toyota Corolla.
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  Speaker 3: Really, yes, solid car.
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  Speaker 4: Very reliable. I had one early days. I did seven
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  Speaker 4: million kilometers. That is so crazy. I didn't even need
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  Speaker 4: to change your tires.
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  Speaker 2: That's the thing.
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  Speaker 3: They just go and go. They go and go and go.
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  Speaker 5: That was the old reputation. Anymore they do go.
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  Speaker 4: Now they stolen, Yeah, they go. The number one most
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  Speaker 4: car of the year, really last year the Toyota Agua.
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  Speaker 4: Now I own currently own a Toyota Equa and a
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  Speaker 4: Nissan Tea Wow, which means I.
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  Speaker 3: Know everybody wants them. They're in hot demand.
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  Speaker 4: There's not enough to go around, kezy, so so many
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  Speaker 4: people want them, there's not enough to go around, so
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  Speaker 4: they steal them.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly massively sort of and finally enough Maki, I owned
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  Speaker 2: a Tee and I just bought an Equa exactly.
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  Speaker 5: So you're suggested the most stolen cars list is sort
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  Speaker 5: of like a popularity list.
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  Speaker 4: Obviously it is they wren't want and demand people wouldn't
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  Speaker 4: steal them. You want it right, and people would a
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  Speaker 4: buy it if they didn't want it.
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  Speaker 5: But because actually the number one car for years was
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  Speaker 5: always the Demio the MESD so that's dropped down the list.
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  Speaker 3: Now, yes that's because of you, but it's like.
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  Speaker 2: Your little trackie Ma Shiv.
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  Speaker 3: No one wants that one.
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  Speaker 4: Houses stolen that track you and a whole year there's
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  Speaker 4: been an opportunity to nobody wants and you.
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  Speaker 2: Were saying how cheap it was to ensure because because
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  Speaker 2: no one wants to nick it.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's not, it's not a rage. But also there's
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  Speaker 5: not enough of them.
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  Speaker 3: Driving because the insurance companies are saying, well, who would nick.
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  Speaker 2: That exactly on.
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  Speaker 5: No, but there's not nothing.
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  Speaker 4: Evidence by the amount of times that's been stolen.
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  Speaker 2: Can I just be Can I be really honest about
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  Speaker 2: the t V? You know my one that got stolen
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  Speaker 2: with it brown leather interior and it had a chrome grill.
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  Speaker 3: It had a chrome grill.
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  Speaker 2: You know, seriously, Fellas, In hindsight, I don't blame them. No,
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  Speaker 2: it was a calm man. Right.
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  Speaker 5: So your influence is so great that people are just
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  Speaker 5: they have to have old Mogi's.
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  Speaker 3: There's sick rides, don't I Jase Sure?
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  Speaker 4: I mean people snapped their necks turning to look at
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  Speaker 4: the old Agua when Old Mogie goes driving by.
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  Speaker 1: Kezy Sure Man The hold Aking Big Show with Jason,
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  Speaker 1: Mike and Kezy tune in week days and four on radio.
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  Speaker 5: Hold Ikey, Fellas, what's your vibe on splitting the bill?
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  Speaker 3: I always like to pay? Yeah, So do I like
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  Speaker 3: pay the whole thing or split the bill? Pay the
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  Speaker 3: whole thing?
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  Speaker 5: You just shout everyone, yes, yeah, I find out hard
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  Speaker 5: to believe. The reason I bring it up is because
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  Speaker 5: earlier today, Hoody Jay and I went and played some golf,
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  Speaker 5: which was lovely. Got to the clubhouse. We had to
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  Speaker 5: get two golf carts. They're fifty bucks each, four of
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  Speaker 5: us players. And I asked the young girl there, who
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  Speaker 5: would have been about seventeen. I reckon she would have
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  Speaker 5: been seventeen.
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  Speaker 3: I don't see why this sex is going to do
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  Speaker 3: with it.
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  Speaker 5: Because she was a young girl, that's what she was.
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  Speaker 2: I would have said twenty one, you reckon, yeah, twenty one.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, maybe it was just twenty one. Either way, she
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  Speaker 5: was very young. And I said to her, is it
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  Speaker 5: okay if we split that and pay for twenty five
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  Speaker 5: dollars each? And she did the old houghdy jh and
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  Speaker 5: just looked really grumpily at the screen. And so I said,
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  Speaker 5: is that it no? Because to be honest, I prefer
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  Speaker 5: if you just said no.
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  Speaker 3: Did you say that? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Because the girl behind her was laughing, and I was
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  Speaker 5: just like, just say no, what's And also it's not hard.
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  Speaker 5: You just put twenty five dollars zero zero, okay and
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  Speaker 5: then I pay you know what I mean? There was
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  Speaker 5: no one there. It was a chill day, yeah, and
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  Speaker 5: I was We ended up just I paid for one
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  Speaker 5: houghdy j paid for another or something. You know, we
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  Speaker 5: didn't properly split it. But I feel like all play
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  Speaker 5: well most places, unless you're dining with ten people and
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  Speaker 5: they're asking to split it ten ways. I feel like
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  Speaker 5: splitting the bill shouldn't be such a pilavia.
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  Speaker 4: I disagree, you disagree. I think there's ten people having dinner,
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  Speaker 4: they should still.
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  Speaker 3: Split the bill. Oh wow, okay, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You're in the service industry. Yeah, right, so you get
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  Speaker 4: to serve them. That's just how it goes. Like you've
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  Speaker 4: got multiple different people that meet up to have a
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  Speaker 4: meal together. Yeah, then that's just part of it. People
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  Speaker 4: don't want to pay for you know, not everyone wants
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  Speaker 4: to shout everybody.
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  Speaker 3: Else at the table. Do you want the money or not?
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  Speaker 4: My point exactly, Yes, we pay separately or I'm leaving
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  Speaker 4: yeah yeah, yeah, what would you prefer?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, well I don't pay it all then yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have an issue with that. And I always
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  Speaker 2: have an issue because I'm when I go out, I'm
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  Speaker 2: very polite and I respect the people that are serving me.
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  Speaker 5: Why do you do that here?
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  Speaker 4: Well, you were saying though that one of the things
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  Speaker 4: that you love, one of the things that you love
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  Speaker 4: doing is when you go to a restaurant, you always
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  Speaker 4: make sure you go to the toilet and then go
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  Speaker 4: number ones with the seat down.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you were saying that you love doing Why do
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  Speaker 5: you do that?
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  Speaker 2: It's just the have I got into over the years,
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  Speaker 2: which I've never been able to shake. The only thing,
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  Speaker 2: the one thing that does bug me when it comes
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  Speaker 2: to that sort of.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I don't like.
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  Speaker 2: The pressure of the tip situation. So are you still
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  Speaker 2: talking about no no, just you know restaurants.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, no tips in New Zealand News doesn't the tip.
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  Speaker 3: I think we're all emphatic. Just suck it up and
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  Speaker 3: let us pay however we want to.
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  Speaker 4: I kind of get it if it's super super busy
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  Speaker 4: and there's a big and people are lying that.
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  Speaker 3: But it's just it's kind of it is what it is, isn't.
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  Speaker 5: I think personally i'd put a limit at maybe six people.
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  Speaker 5: If it's more than six, I would say someone just
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  Speaker 5: pay for it and then put a photo of the
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  Speaker 5: receipt on a group chat or something.
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  Speaker 4: And I think there actually is an app that you
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  Speaker 4: can get for this very purpose where you can split
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  Speaker 4: the bill and everybody gets invited to it and you
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  Speaker 4: can look that up.
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  Speaker 3: We'll have a chat about that later.
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  Speaker 2: The mind you having said that your idea of putting
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  Speaker 2: it on the sort of group app. You've done that before,
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  Speaker 2: a group chat where you've ended up paying for heaps
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  Speaker 2: of staff.
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  Speaker 5: And then put the received up. That's exactly what.
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  Speaker 2: We do, and you keep going was just receip wondering.
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  Speaker 3: I have done that before. Yeah, if you don't mind,
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  Speaker 3: it's some So it's a good way of doing it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, thanks, Fellas. This just reminds me, actually, Hoidy, j
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  Speaker 5: you still all of us our partners a free dinner, that's.
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  Speaker 2: True, Alte. Yeah, so I actually should be fun. I
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  Speaker 2: tell you what really gets my goat though. Tips.
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  Speaker 5: We're not talking about tips.
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  Speaker 1: The Hdikey Big Show week days from four on Radio
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  Speaker 1: hod I.
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  Speaker 2: We live in a magnificent country, don't we, And it's
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  Speaker 2: known for its dairy and it's agriculture for its abundance,
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  Speaker 2: may I.
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  Speaker 3: Say, Fellers, Yeah, yeah, I thought, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So why is it then, why is it that butter
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  Speaker 2: in this beautiful country costs such a fortune?
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  Speaker 4: It's such a great question, Jace. And as a result
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  Speaker 4: of that, we've got our rural expert. Yeah, DearS deal
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  Speaker 4: giddy Oh great, Yeah, you haven't met him, Joe, I
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  Speaker 4: have ad met this. So he's a horse trainer.
• 12:57
  Speaker 5: We called him over in Australia a couple of weeks
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  Speaker 5: but it tunes out his the You're from New Zealand
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  Speaker 5: and he's a rural correspondent and he's agreed to come
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  Speaker 5: on the show every now and then whenever we need
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  Speaker 5: some rural chat, you know what I mean, and has
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  Speaker 5: even made him a new sting.
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  Speaker 3: Check this out. The Big Show is a rule correspondent.
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  Speaker 3: There's dell guinny good ideas. How are you man?
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  Speaker 6: Going? Pretty good? There? They're bloody poses onto it, James,
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  Speaker 6: Hey gee, it's bloody technical thing what you call it?
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  Speaker 5: There is a sting you like your theme?
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  Speaker 6: It is?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's pretty flash are you that's old pugs?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, because it's off the old country killing right.
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  Speaker 5: That's right mate, Nothing gets past you.
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  Speaker 4: I just wanted to ask you, dear, is what's the
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  Speaker 4: guts with the rise and dairy coss? I see the
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  Speaker 4: old butter there. It's gone up sixty percent from last year.
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  Speaker 6: It's bloody expensive. But what are you going to do? Mate?
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  Speaker 6: It's like it's just in the paper the other day.
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  Speaker 6: I think you said, dear yourself be and Michael it's
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  Speaker 6: going up sixty percent year on year next twenty ridiculous.
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  Speaker 6: He but it's the thing when you're a farmer make
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  Speaker 6: you know, you gotta make your money where you can,
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  Speaker 6: and sometimes the consumer is just gonna have to suffer.
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  Speaker 2: Right, well, good ideas. It's Hoidy Jay here, great to
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  Speaker 2: meet you. Who's there, Hoidy j there is.
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  Speaker 6: Jason? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Good a mate.
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  Speaker 6: You know, mate, you've been over heavy Vietnam.
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  Speaker 3: Have you heard about that heavy man? But he was
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  Speaker 3: about chaps over there in.
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  Speaker 6: A lot of time. And for you, no, you did
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  Speaker 6: over there. You were one of those sticks to us.
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  Speaker 2: Was was I on a six tour?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 2: No, she wasn't a six tour days, No six tours
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  Speaker 2: going Oh yeah, I get.
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  Speaker 6: Your mom's the weird bite.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah he is.
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  Speaker 2: I just wanted to ask, mates, who benefits from these
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  Speaker 2: massive price hikes? Is that you backbone faners?
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  Speaker 6: It is the finas, Yeah, when the prices come up made,
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  Speaker 6: it's the farmers, is shocking, bass toy. I'm saying that
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  Speaker 6: they're backbones and all that sort of carry your mate,
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  Speaker 6: but the shock and I take all the money and
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  Speaker 6: they buy apples a bloody land, right, So you shocking bastard.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry, it's keazy here again, mate, Chris, ideas.
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  Speaker 6: I promised me, made? All right, Just promise me something.
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  Speaker 6: You've got to be body careful when you go on
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  Speaker 6: these six to us, all right mate, you god, can
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  Speaker 6: you hear me? Chris?
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  Speaker 5: No, I haven't gone on a six to day.
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  Speaker 6: When you go on these six two days you're weary
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  Speaker 6: for it. It doesn't mean a weariness all right, back.
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  Speaker 6: You've got to just promise me, mate, promise me. You're
• 15:53
  Speaker 6: a rubber up. You've gotta rubber up. Made alright, it's
• 15:56
  Speaker 6: all I'm saying.
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: All right, Yeah, I promised, Is I hear right?
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: All right mate? Alright mate, I'll tell you what. He's
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: a good He's a good bust. Actually just asked you.
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: She just asks old pack. Sound for a few rubbers.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: There he's still there, God, you're still there.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: Okay, all right, talk soon men. Thanks? Thanks mate.
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: The worst is get on your.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: Mantel first time meeting.
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's still That's one of the main rules.
• 16:31
  Speaker 6: That's what I always told my boys that you.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: Gotta rap her round double rubber you know, mate, you
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: gotta rubber up. Okay?
• 16:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: Thanks? Is okay?
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: The Hold Actual Big Show with Jason, Mike and Key
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio Hold I can.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: We've had an interesting situation occur where basically the basic
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: premise of it is I've been betrayed by a fellow
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: member of the Big Show, and I was also recently
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: betrayed by a member of the Hodaki staff.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: You're right, And when I say.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: Betrayed, I mean people filming me when I was unaware
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: that I was being filmed, and then publishing said film
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: to the general public without Hoidy J's.
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: So you're referring to the ACC has an office here
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: near Hodaki. Inside that office is several boxes of chips, chippies,
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: big bags snack Chaney Delicious. Every day almost HOUGHTYJ. Goes
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: in there and grabs a bag for himself.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: That's inaccurate.
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we have a little bit sometimes when we can
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: bloody get in there, Jesus. And so they've actually asked
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: us for that to stop happening, and they've also been
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: asking people to take photos of you doing it. They've
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: left signs there say Hoidy J. Don't touch our chips.
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: It doesn't work.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: You still go and there specifically got your name on it,
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: doesn't it. Mate.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing, you know, I'm a team player and
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: I'll always take one for the team. And day after
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: day there is some accuracy in what keys he is saying.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: These piles of chips in a room not far from
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: the studio, and that's a very tempting scenario for hoody J.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: I'll admit it, and I say to the fellas who
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: partake in the stolen chips, hey, maybe one of you
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: guys should steal them, to which there is a deafening silence.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: So it's left a hoidy J to then go and
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: steal said chips, and then to make matters worse, I'm
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: betrayed by pugs filming me doing such a thing and
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: then threatening to publish it on Instagram.
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: Hello pug stunts here by the way, Hi, what are
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: you rigging the problems?
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: Then?
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: Do you reckon the problem is that Pugsun's filming you
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: or that you're stealing the chips.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: Stealing the chips is fine, I mean what we do
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: in the studio stays in the studio, sort.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: Of not in the studio. What I'm finding sort of
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: out in the office there.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: What I'm finding the grossest betrayal is that he's doing
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: it under in disguise almost He's catching me when I'm
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: not looking, and then publishing those videos and making me look.
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: It was a photo that's been posted, right. We posted
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: a photo a few days ago that wasn't even Pugs,
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: that was Joel. That was our online guy who's notorious.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: For this sort of thing. You said, a member of
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: the Headache staff. But not because he was protecting the
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: identity of the member of staff. He couldn't remember his name,
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: no name, which is classic. He's worked it for about
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: five years. Pokeson, however, filmed you. Was it yesterday or
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: the day before? He followed you into the office. He
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: got like it was like security camera footage of you
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: rummaging through boxes pulling out chips.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: Incriminating.
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: It's hugely incriminating. It's also quite entertaining. And so the
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: discussion is, can we please post that on our social media,
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: our Instagram or our Facebook so that people can laugh
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: at it. Jays, however, you're saying no, he's not allowed
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: to post it.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Yes, I am why because because you guys are forgetting
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: the conversation we had previous to me stealing the chips,
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: which was you guys wanting chips and you were like
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Houdy j going steal us some chicks.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: Look, I am more than more than happy to take
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: some of the responsibility, thanks, Mogie. I am a I'm
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: a massive chip enthusiast as well, and so I mean,
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: I'll be honest with you. I actually said to you,
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: we're making the mistake of going to the top box
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: of chips. We need to go three boxes down, open
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: that box up, start raiding that box, and by the
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: time they find out that it's been raided, you know,
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: it's weeks down the track. We're giving ourselves some breathing
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: room before we get busted.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Which was a brilliant idea, by the way, Muggie and
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: I did exactly that. So I got to the fourth
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: box in the bottom, I opened it up and I
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: was rummaging around in there, and there were just little
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: packets of chips, not your big packets.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: You'll see in the video.
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: When you see the video, you'll see Jase pulls out
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: a small packet of chips and then stuff it's big enough. So, Jason,
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: what do we have to do to post this video?
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: Because we need you to approve it because that's important
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: to us.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Put it to the big pile. And if there's a
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: ninety five percent.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: Response, if seventy, it's going to be ninety really okay, nineteen.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: Look if it's not one hundred, then I don't know
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: what our supporters out there are doing, our fans are doing.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: Why would you vote? Know what kind of a human
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: would not want to see?
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Because you respect Hardy Jay's privacy.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: Exactly, That's what I'm saying. So it could be as
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: high as one percent.
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: The vote needs to be should we release the video
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: of Hoidy j stealing chips? Or the other side is
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: or shall we respect his privacy?
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: Okay, because I think, yeah, yeah, yeah, me just say
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: you want to see this video.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: It's stupid.
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: It's red handed stuff, isn't it.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: It's out of the gate. Jason's make your forty three men.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: It's shocking behavior for.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: The Hurdarchy. Big Show week days from four on radio.
• 21:53
  Speaker 6: Hold.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Devastating day for the Big Show, taken down by the
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Breakfast Team and the four by one hundred relay and
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: some very sore bodies and sad fellas in the studio
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: at the moment. But we gave it our best shot.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: It just wasn't good enough.
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we've got Jeremy Wells and coach of the winning team, Jerry,
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: you no longer have to work next Friday morning.
• 22:16
  Speaker 7: No, that's so thanks for reminding me of that, Kezy. Yeah,
• 22:20
  Speaker 7: especially I have been informed as well that the night
• 22:23
  Speaker 7: before it's the Radio Awards, that's right, and so you know,
• 22:28
  Speaker 7: always for the Breakfast team, it's always tough sometimes. Actually
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: I remember a few years ago mat he slept in
• 22:33
  Speaker 7: this very studio. We got about two hours sleep the
• 22:35
  Speaker 7: night of the Radio Awards because he didn't want to
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: go home, so just maybe an our sleep there just
• 22:41
  Speaker 7: underwhere Jason's feet are.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: So this time.
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: Around, it's gonna be great, man, and I can really
• 22:46
  Speaker 7: tie one on, knowing full well but that a firm,
• 22:50
  Speaker 7: steady hand is going to be there the next day
• 22:52
  Speaker 7: to to take the headakee Breakfast through for the next
• 22:58
  Speaker 7: few hours.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Well, we actually said to Kezi because he will be
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: going to the Radio Awards, we probably all will, but
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: that he should just not go to bed, you know.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: And the big difference there, of course, Matt Heath didn't
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: go to bed and did the show.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: But that show was terrible. Yeah, and then but.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: There's even worse for us because then we've got to
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: go to our show later in the Oura. That's I reckon.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: We just make it a party day for the big show.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: What are you say?
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: What about you guys?
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: Just go?
• 23:24
  Speaker 7: I reckon, Just do twelve hours on it while I
• 23:26
  Speaker 7: turn it into some kind of.
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: Like a wacky John A Ben type.
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: It's like a.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Big show marathon.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you just don't see why the audience should be
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: punished that heavily for our failure. It was a hell
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: of a race today. How was it from from your
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: vantage point? You obviously, commentated Jerry, But when you've seen
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: you know, what was it looking like.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: I've overtaken Ruder?
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: I don't know what kind of a lead I had,
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: But how was it feeling in you're gut at that changeover?
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: You will straight out of the blocks Ruder. It was
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: clear that Ruder was not fast at all, and you
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: overtook him within about thirty meters. And interestingly, he said
• 24:04
  Speaker 7: to me afterwards, I thought I was going quite well,
• 24:06
  Speaker 7: and then mokem and Igue overtook me, and then I
• 24:08
  Speaker 7: realized I had to run faster, And I said to
• 24:10
  Speaker 7: him the idea of sprinting as you run as fast
• 24:12
  Speaker 7: as you can from the start. It hadn't sort of
• 24:14
  Speaker 7: occurred to him that that was what you meant to do,
• 24:16
  Speaker 7: so you had a huge advantage there. Immediately over Ruda
• 24:20
  Speaker 7: Rud then changed to Mania at that point. That's when
• 24:24
  Speaker 7: Keesy obviously did did his quad and obviously everything changed
• 24:29
  Speaker 7: at that stage.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: But the lead was massive.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: I reckon into your thirty meter lead at.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: That stage, remarkably, I reckon it would have got to
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: a good forty meters and that I'll be directly honest
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: with you here, Jerry, that was our plan because of
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: the huge liability of Hoidy. J we needed about thirty
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: to forty meters. We reckoned, and I reckon we would
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: have comfortably got that. Unfortunately, that's not how things unfolded.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: And this will all be in the retelling is the years.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: As the years go by, I will retell this story.
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: You know, may have been.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: And impressively as well.
• 25:02
  Speaker 7: The Zola butt of your team pugs running in bare
• 25:05
  Speaker 7: feet and he overtook Zoey around the outside, around the back.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Managed to regain the lead.
• 25:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he had it on zoe I think look Mike Minogue,
• 25:13
  Speaker 7: I think you headed on Ruder clearly, that's not hard.
• 25:16
  Speaker 7: I think Keezy headed on the Niah. I think Pugs
• 25:19
  Speaker 7: headed on on Zoo. Yeah, and I think probably acc
• 25:23
  Speaker 7: h G. Lane would have headed on Hody j which
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: would have made for a very close race. Well, the
• 25:29
  Speaker 7: only thing I would say is that I would rather
• 25:31
  Speaker 7: Kesey's Keysy's quad blew out than Jason's heart.
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 25:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, there was a defer machine there sitting standing there,
• 25:40
  Speaker 7: and there was a m around.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: We have to get a big shout out to Sir
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: John Hutz or Horne as well. They came down there
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: with three of them there. They had a wheelchair, which
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: unfortunately I put to good use.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: Nobody thought they would be using their wheelchap. Yeah, I've
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: a comedy comedy prop.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Then, you know, when I arrived and I saw the
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Saint John, I knew they were going to be there,
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: but it just gave me more anxiety, to be honest.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: Oh god, Well.
• 26:07
  Speaker 7: What really is that they were trying to test your
• 26:09
  Speaker 7: blood pressure before the race, and then you refused because
• 26:11
  Speaker 7: you thought that by testing your blood pressure that would
• 26:13
  Speaker 7: give you high blood pressure.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Give me more high blood pressure.
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, all I can say is that if you're ever
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: planning on running an event, you've got blokes around. I
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: was gonna say blokes like Haughty J, but even just
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: guys in their thirties like me, then you can call
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: Hutton sint John one hundred and four events, get them
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: their medical cover because they looked after me afterwards. They
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: could have been saving actual people's lives. Yes, and they
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: had a radio guy in a wheelchair. Now, there's going
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: to be plenty of content that comes out from this.
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: Will be a lot of video footage. There, chat, there'll
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: be there'll be all sorts of podcasts and god knows
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: what else.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Books.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: You know, I can see the ACC tuning out a
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: book in time for Christmas. But I do just want
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: to give credit to Kezy here, mate, because obviously you're
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: feeling really down. You're blaming yourself all that sort of
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: stuff that means a lot. You want to win, and
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: that stuff is all well and good, and hopefully you'll
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: get over that because we don't blame you at all. No,
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: the fact of the Mitror is that twenty minutes into
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: that run, twenty meters into that run, you blew. You
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: blew a muscle, and you kept on going. You didn't stop,
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: You kept ongoing, running on a baggered leg. You did
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: not give up. And I think that deserves a huge
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: amount of respects because Hoidy j gave up immediately as
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: soon as it was overtaken.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Can I just say, Can I just say though, that
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: because of when I took I took off way too quickly,
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: which was never my plan. And then I had to
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: stop because I ran out of runway to take the bat,
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: and I had to stop to stop, and then we
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: had to take the bat.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: And take off again, and both of my thighs went
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: hang on taking away off, and I knew I was gone.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: I knew I was gone.
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, oh well lot, congratulations Jerry, Yeah, well deserved.
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: You won the second challenge. It's officially two Nothing Breakfast
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: over the Big Show and we will cover your show
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: next Friday.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:59
  Speaker 7: Well, good luck with that, you guys, And just let
• 28:02
  Speaker 7: me know it needed me to help you sit in
• 28:04
  Speaker 7: alarm for five o'clock in the morning.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: The Hidarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: in weekdays and four on Radio Hodarchy