Latest / Johnjay & Rich On Demand / Rich's male neighbor is trying to seduce him
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- 0:01Speaker 1: Wake your ass up, John Jay and Rich, what's crack
- 0:06Speaker 1: a leg?
- 0:07Speaker 2: And this is the big boss dog snoopy diagle, double
- 0:09Speaker 2: gisel thing boom, what you don't do.
- 0:13Speaker 3: We're not talking about rid ten team, We're not talking
- 0:15Speaker 3: about last year.
- 0:16Speaker 4: If the one and only dog y'all the.
- 0:17Speaker 3: Glasses last, the big smooth eagle double gizsel in your
- 0:20Speaker 3: face to me and in the place to be and
- 0:22Speaker 3: you're listening to John Jay and Rich, wake your ass sucks.
- 0:25Speaker 5: He calls it eight seven seven ninety three seven one
- 0:27Speaker 5: oh four seven. You can also text us, text jj
- 0:30Speaker 5: R whatever you want to say to the number nine
- 0:32Speaker 5: six eight nine three.
- 0:35Speaker 2: Peyton. You said you woke up in a different way today, Yeah,
- 0:37Speaker 2: I was.
- 0:38Speaker 6: I was woken up a little bit earlier than my
- 0:41Speaker 6: usual natural alarm clock wakes me up.
- 0:45Speaker 7: My nephew chosen he's going to be.
- 0:47Speaker 6: Three in August, and he woke up before the rest
- 0:51Speaker 6: of the house. And I woke up to the stupid
- 0:56Speaker 6: alexa over and over it over again, because this two
- 1:01Speaker 6: year old boy has just learned his animal noises.
- 1:04Speaker 7: So this is what I woke up to this morning.
- 1:06Speaker 8: Good morning, Peyton. This is the sound the sheep makes.
- 1:12Speaker 9: Now playing occasional sheep noises, white noise, farm sounds.
- 1:28Speaker 2: It was just the sheep.
- 1:30Speaker 6: Hey, what does the sheep make all morning? And I
- 1:34Speaker 6: had the same thing, What about the cows?
- 1:36Speaker 7: What about the pig?
- 1:37Speaker 10: Also?
- 1:38Speaker 6: The birds aren't even up right now?
- 1:42Speaker 5: When I was a kid, I had that toy you
- 1:43Speaker 5: pulled the string out of it spends in the lands
- 1:45Speaker 5: on an animal noise. But he's got Alexa or Syria
- 1:48Speaker 5: or whatever the hell, my god she has.
- 1:49Speaker 6: He has Gemini, he has Alexa, he has he he
- 1:53Speaker 6: has all of the things around the house.
- 1:55Speaker 7: And he literally only says, please play sheep.
- 1:58Speaker 2: Have you taught him Old McDonald?
- 2:00Speaker 6: He loves that one. His favorite one, though, is no
- 2:03Speaker 6: more monkey's jumping on them?
- 2:04Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah, that's a classic, good one. All right.
- 2:07Speaker 5: So that happened with Peyton, and then Rich what happened
- 2:09Speaker 5: with you.
- 2:10Speaker 11: I don't know if my neighbor listens to the show,
- 2:12Speaker 11: but anybody who listens to the show knows how uncomfortable
- 2:16Speaker 11: I am in like a swimming situation or a let's
- 2:20Speaker 11: go hang out with our shirt off situation. And I
- 2:22Speaker 11: told you about my neighbor. It's like, Hey, come over
- 2:25Speaker 11: and talk about the neighborhood and get my hots up
- 2:27Speaker 11: with me. And I've told him, I'm I do not
- 2:29Speaker 11: want to get in your hot tub with you, just
- 2:31Speaker 11: like that. So I haven't talked to him for a while.
- 2:35Speaker 11: I see him out walk in the neighborhood. He walks
- 2:37Speaker 11: to the neighborhood pretty much every afternoon with the shirt off,
- 2:40Speaker 11: and whenever I'm around, he will stop and talk to
- 2:43Speaker 11: me for an usually long time with the shirt up.
- 2:46Speaker 11: So yesterday I'm coming home, I'm grabbing the mail and
- 2:50Speaker 11: he's walking by and he's like, you know you get
- 2:52Speaker 11: home about this time, about one point thirty two. I'd
- 2:54Speaker 11: like you to come take a walk with me. We'll
- 2:57Speaker 11: go buy the horses and we'll take our shirts off.
- 2:58Speaker 11: I know you like to walk. Let's go take a
- 3:00Speaker 11: walk with the shirt off. I said, I don't want
- 3:01Speaker 11: to do that.
- 3:02Speaker 7: He's hitting on you.
- 3:03Speaker 10: I don't want to say with.
- 3:05Speaker 11: Your shirt this is I think he might if anybody else,
- 3:08Speaker 11: I would think he's trolling me. But I actually think
- 3:10Speaker 11: he's serious because I don't even think he knows what
- 3:12Speaker 11: I do for a living.
- 3:13Speaker 7: Does he have a wife?
- 3:14Speaker 2: He doesn't.
- 3:14Speaker 7: Does he have a husband wife?
- 3:16Speaker 11: And she seems perfectly lovely. But then he texts me
- 3:20Speaker 11: again this morning and he said, I don't know if
- 3:22Speaker 11: you noticed, but I got a new sannet in the backyard.
- 3:26Speaker 11: Why don't you come over. It's a sauna for two.
- 3:28Speaker 11: We could take our shirts off and get some red
- 3:31Speaker 11: lights on.
- 3:31Speaker 10: Just deal with the shirt off, specifically with.
- 3:35Speaker 8: Our shirts off.
- 3:36Speaker 11: I'm saying that I can even screencap the text for
- 3:38Speaker 11: you and send it to you, because I think it's
- 3:39Speaker 11: very just very very bizarre.
- 3:41Speaker 2: I don't.
- 3:42Speaker 11: I keep on telling him, no, it's too hot to
- 3:44Speaker 11: have to go for walks. It's jim time.
- 3:46Speaker 10: I think at one point, why do you want to get.
- 3:48Speaker 2: Half naked with your shirt off?
- 3:49Speaker 5: I think to me, if you're in the sauna, it's
- 3:52Speaker 5: kind of a given that the shirts off. So why
- 3:53Speaker 5: does he have the highlight to take a shirt take
- 3:55Speaker 5: a shirt off, and take your shirt off?
- 3:59Speaker 11: I think, I'm like, you know, I don't know if
- 4:01Speaker 11: you've seen me in my own backyard, but I don't
- 4:03Speaker 11: have my shirt off in my own backyard.
- 4:04Speaker 6: Wants to do it for the plot and just tell
- 4:06Speaker 6: us what he tries to do when you.
- 4:08Speaker 8: Take your shirt? Okay?
- 4:09Speaker 12: What is this?
- 4:10Speaker 10: Was like a bet between him and his friends, and
- 4:13Speaker 10: they're like, who can get rich to take his shirt
- 4:16Speaker 10: off first? And they've all been trying for years and
- 4:18Speaker 10: so now they're just getting obvious with it.
- 4:20Speaker 11: She's the only participanting. Everybody else wants me to come
- 4:22Speaker 11: to their church.
- 4:23Speaker 7: No, it's actually it's actually Jajay in his bed.
- 4:27Speaker 13: Your neighbor.
- 4:27Speaker 2: You take a shirt off the afternoon, dis you take
- 4:30Speaker 2: a walk with your shirt off.
- 4:31Speaker 11: I'm like, no, no, no, you walk in the morning
- 4:32Speaker 11: when it's nice and cool, you keep a shirt.
- 4:34Speaker 2: On the way.
- 4:35Speaker 5: I grew up with my father who was an athlete
- 4:38Speaker 5: and came from the Netherlands.
- 4:40Speaker 2: And he always had a shirt off.
- 4:41Speaker 5: In fact, my son Dutch, it's very much like like
- 4:44Speaker 5: my dad Dutch never has his shirt on.
- 4:46Speaker 2: Ever.
- 4:46Speaker 5: If as soon as he walks in the house, he
- 4:47Speaker 5: takes your shirt off and throws it on the floor
- 4:50Speaker 5: in the kitchen. My dad always had a shirt off,
- 4:53Speaker 5: and my dad would oh and I would hate this.
- 4:54Speaker 5: This triggers me so much. When I was a kid,
- 4:56Speaker 5: he played soccer and he played basketball and he would alway,
- 5:00Speaker 5: if we're at the park and there was like it
- 5:02Speaker 5: was always you know, Hispant Mexican's playing soccer. My dad
- 5:04Speaker 5: would say, let's go play soccer with these guys. Take
- 5:07Speaker 5: your shirt off.
- 5:07Speaker 2: Oh my god.
- 5:08Speaker 5: I'd be like, oh god, and we go play soccer
- 5:11Speaker 5: and I take my shirt off. Or we'd go play basketball.
- 5:13Speaker 5: There'd be a bunch of black dudes playing basketball. My
- 5:15Speaker 5: dadould be, take your shirt off from the basket.
- 5:17Speaker 7: Take your shirt off.
- 5:20Speaker 2: We were skins. He always wanted to be skins. And
- 5:23Speaker 2: it's terrible. How can we different shirt? It was so terrible,
- 5:26Speaker 2: It's such a terrible, terrible day.
- 5:28Speaker 5: And I always had to take my shirt off and
- 5:29Speaker 5: I could run and I could feel like my fat
- 5:31Speaker 5: bouncing around everywhere, so insecure.
- 5:33Speaker 11: Like or we could just hang out and talk by
- 5:35Speaker 11: the mailbox with your shirt on. That'd be okay too.
- 5:37Speaker 14: That's a.
- 5:40Speaker 2: Let's vote.
- 5:41Speaker 15: Take the shirt off, take it off.
- 5:50Speaker 2: Shoot us the text text J j R.
- 5:51Speaker 5: Whatever you want to say the ninety six eight nine three,
- 5:54Speaker 5: Tap it and say what's up?
- 5:56Speaker 15: Sure, open the free heart radio app, tap the doc
- 5:58Speaker 15: back like just then John J and rach a message.
- 6:01Speaker 2: Now pick these predictions. Pain what he got today.
- 6:03Speaker 6: I'm gonna let you know your workday vibe is based
- 6:06Speaker 6: on your zodiac sign.
- 6:07Speaker 2: Good morning, Sue, good morning. What's your sign, Sue?
- 6:12Speaker 16: Capricorn?
- 6:13Speaker 6: Okay, so Capricorn your workday vibe. You're focused on the
- 6:17Speaker 6: bag and nothing else. You are all about your money, honey.
- 6:20Speaker 6: You are checking off your to do list with clinical
- 6:22Speaker 6: precision because this Tuesday, it's not a hurdle for you.
- 6:25Speaker 7: It's an opportunity.
- 6:27Speaker 16: Well that sounds wonderful.
- 6:29Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, to have a wonderful day, Sue, thanks
- 6:31Speaker 5: for listening.
- 6:32Speaker 2: Okay, you guys too, Thank you, Sue.
- 6:35Speaker 5: Hello, Shannon, what's your signy?
- 6:39Speaker 6: Okay, So for my Aquarius and your workday vibe today,
- 6:41Speaker 6: you are looking at a standard problem and finding a weird,
- 6:44Speaker 6: futuristic way to solve it. So people probably won't get
- 6:47Speaker 6: your vision right away, but they will by the end
- 6:50Speaker 6: of the week. So just stay true to what it
- 6:51Speaker 6: is and you'll be in good in good business.
- 6:55Speaker 13: Oh cool, Yeah, okay, thank you, you're welcomes, Shannon.
- 6:58Speaker 2: Have a great day. We got a text on the
- 6:59Speaker 2: text line.
- 7:00Speaker 5: You could text jjr D whatever you want to say
- 7:02Speaker 5: to nine six eight nine three, especially if you want
- 7:03Speaker 5: your horscope bread, John J and Rich. Let me preface
- 7:07Speaker 5: this by saying, I love Peyton, I love your show. However,
- 7:10Speaker 5: Peyton Girl, every Leo horoscope cannot be some variation of
- 7:15Speaker 5: we own the room, All eyes on us, spotlight follows me.
- 7:19Speaker 5: I can predict every Leo prediction.
- 7:22Speaker 6: Quite honestly, she is on brand, And honestly, it's not
- 7:25Speaker 6: me that's creating these predictions. It's the stars. The stars
- 7:28Speaker 6: feel this last, but us Leo's. We are walking into
- 7:33Speaker 6: today like it is our red carpet. We have a
- 7:35Speaker 6: big idea in bold suggestions, and today is the day
- 7:39Speaker 6: everyone's gonna actually listen to us.
- 7:40Speaker 7: So make sure that we own the room.
- 7:42Speaker 2: All right, Let's go.
- 7:43Speaker 6: Pisces, Richard, are pisces in the room. Your gut is
- 7:47Speaker 6: telling you exactly which projects you need to prioritize and
- 7:50Speaker 6: which people do avoid. So make sure you're trusting your
- 7:51Speaker 6: inner voice, because it's a lot more louder and accurate
- 7:54Speaker 6: than it has been.
- 7:55Speaker 5: In the past.
- 7:56Speaker 2: Follow your instincts, follow your gut.
- 7:58Speaker 7: You got it.
- 7:59Speaker 2: Okay. How about Kyle unfug.
- 8:01Speaker 6: Cal Kyle, you are the peacekeeper today while everyone else
- 8:04Speaker 6: is stressed out. You are just trying to keep the
- 8:06Speaker 6: vibes balanced in the playlist immaculate.
- 8:10Speaker 10: Because music brings everyone together. Exactly in T shirts T shirts?
- 8:14Speaker 2: How about virgos?
- 8:15Speaker 6: Yeah, John Jay, your work vibe today. You have got
- 8:18Speaker 6: everything together. But make sure that you aren't nitpicking too
- 8:21Speaker 6: much to the point where people are just letting it
- 8:24Speaker 6: go in through one ear and out the other. But
- 8:26Speaker 6: make sure that you make the standard extremely high as well.
- 8:29Speaker 5: I believe that my nitpicking here does go in one
- 8:31Speaker 5: ear and out the other. What we're talking about, Hey,
- 8:35Speaker 5: this will sound by the way. You get all the
- 8:37Speaker 5: horse copes it John J. Ridge dot com if you
- 8:38Speaker 5: miss it, so you know how like I have a
- 8:40Speaker 5: problem smelling things, like my nose always conject I can't
- 8:42Speaker 5: smell anything, but every now and then something will get through.
- 8:44Speaker 5: That's surprises. Every now and then something gets through. It's
- 8:46Speaker 5: usually Kyle's food or something, or maybe Grant would wear
- 8:49Speaker 5: a cologne or something. Right now, I smell something. It
- 8:52Speaker 5: smells really good. And this will sound crazy. I think
- 8:55Speaker 5: it's me. Really, I think I smell so would.
- 8:57Speaker 2: You think smell?
- 8:59Speaker 5: Can you smell me?
- 8:59Speaker 2: Please? I don't know.
- 9:01Speaker 5: I feel like it's it's like right in this area
- 9:03Speaker 5: here and I don't put pologna.
- 9:06Speaker 7: Is it like a sweet it.
- 9:09Speaker 8: Smell flowery?
- 9:13Speaker 2: Nope?
- 9:14Speaker 10: It doesn't smell bad. It's like a good neutral, clean smell.
- 9:17Speaker 5: A queen smell clean.
- 9:21Speaker 17: It's me.
- 9:22Speaker 5: Then there's something around these smells.
- 9:24Speaker 11: Would you like to smell the rest of the crew,
- 9:25Speaker 11: walk around and smell everybody.
- 9:27Speaker 8: And that smells good because there's a new hoodie turchin.
- 9:32Speaker 5: It might be it's never this is I've never washed
- 9:35Speaker 5: it right out of the bag, but it's from Kiss Perry.
- 9:39Speaker 10: Yeah, so maybe they maybe you know how like some
- 9:43Speaker 10: hotels have certain sense that they do. Like you go
- 9:46Speaker 10: in the Vegas and you go into the Aria Hotel,
- 9:47Speaker 10: Oh my gosh, it smells so good. And maybe the
- 9:50Speaker 10: Kiss in Paris has a scent.
- 9:52Speaker 5: It's kind of like there used to be a girl
- 9:53Speaker 5: here that put on a lot of perfume and whenever
- 9:55Speaker 5: road the elevator with her. One of the reasons I
- 9:56Speaker 5: take the stairs now is that I would have her
- 9:58Speaker 5: smell on my nose the whole day. It was terrible.
- 10:01Speaker 5: I've had that right now. But it smells good. But
- 10:04Speaker 5: whatever it is, like whatever it if it's me, I've
- 10:06Speaker 5: never smelled this before.
- 10:07Speaker 2: You smell your does she smell your? Who? Do you
- 10:09Speaker 2: think that's it? It's it's in here.
- 10:12Speaker 10: Did you take a proper shower this morning?
- 10:15Speaker 2: No?
- 10:15Speaker 5: I didn't even shower this morning. I'm about this weekend.
- 10:17Speaker 2: The goal I had to my wife was staying at
- 10:21Speaker 2: every one time, and I was like butt her shower,
- 10:22Speaker 2: jump that in.
- 10:24Speaker 5: It was outside, made a shower outside and I got
- 10:26Speaker 5: out the hot tips.
- 10:27Speaker 2: Are you shower? Yeah?
- 10:28Speaker 5: Anyway, anyway, if you missed her herscope, it's up a
- 10:31Speaker 5: John jayn Rich dot com.
- 10:39Speaker 2: Okay, new game alert, John Jay Rich, Jessica, good morning morning.
- 10:43Speaker 13: How are you all right?
- 10:44Speaker 5: We're playing a new game and the prizes tickets to
- 10:46Speaker 5: the Diamondbacks.
- 10:47Speaker 2: Kyle has created this from the mind of Kyle on Funk.
- 10:50Speaker 10: And I did this just for you, Jessica.
- 10:53Speaker 8: This game is called Claim the Flow I fun.
- 11:00Speaker 5: Frame thrown fra.
- 11:11Speaker 10: Basically, one of you will be crowned at the end
- 11:15Speaker 10: of this game if you can get the most points.
- 11:18Speaker 10: So it's called Claim the Throne because you have to
- 11:20Speaker 10: decide who's on top. We'll begin with you, John Jay.
- 11:30Speaker 10: Put these in order from highest to lowest. Most Grammy Wins,
- 11:36Speaker 10: Beyonce Taylor Swift, Adele give me the correct order, from
- 11:41Speaker 10: highest to lowest.
- 11:43Speaker 2: Beyonce Adele, Titter, Swift nailed it.
- 11:46Speaker 10: Yeah, three points on the mard for John Jay van As.
- 11:50Speaker 10: We move over to you, Rich bearra highest to lowest
- 11:55Speaker 10: most Instagram followers, Selena Gomez, Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner put
- 12:02Speaker 10: them in order.
- 12:03Speaker 11: Ooh, okay, Selena Gomez, Kim. Then Kylie also nailed it.
- 12:08Speaker 10: Three points on the board for Rich Barrow. We move
- 12:11Speaker 10: over to you, Quinn Peyton, highest to lowest, Peyton, most
- 12:17Speaker 10: Spotify streams of all time, Drake, Bad Bunny. The weekend's
- 12:24Speaker 10: in order, highest to lowest.
- 12:26Speaker 7: Okay, I'm gonna go the weekend, Bad Bunny.
- 12:27Speaker 8: Drake.
- 12:30Speaker 10: Incorrect on all forms. Zero points for you, Peyton. First
- 12:34Speaker 10: place is bad Bunny with sixty billion. Second place Drake
- 12:37Speaker 10: with fifty five billion. Maybe with the three albums he
- 12:40Speaker 10: just dropped, he'll be able to pull ahead. And the
- 12:41Speaker 10: weekend was third forty billion.
- 12:44Speaker 6: I'm getting fake news on my social media because I
- 12:47Speaker 6: just saw something about the weekend being number one no anywhere.
- 12:51Speaker 5: Correct.
- 12:51Speaker 10: Yeah, tough, tough, tough cookies for you, Peyton, but you
- 12:55Speaker 10: may be able to reading yourself in round two. Now
- 12:58Speaker 10: we move over to you, Jessica. So you got comfortable
- 13:00Speaker 10: in the game. You've got to feel for it. So Jessica,
- 13:04Speaker 10: highest to lowest, most fragrance sales, They have their own perfume.
- 13:10Speaker 10: Highest to lowest Britney Spears, Beyonce, j.
- 13:14Speaker 13: Low Oh, I say, j Lo, Beyonce, Britney.
- 13:21Speaker 10: Okay, you got one correct. Beyonce is in second place,
- 13:25Speaker 10: but Britney Spears has the most fragrant sales. She sold
- 13:28Speaker 10: two billion dollars beyond seven hundred million.
- 13:34Speaker 7: J Lo is in third place.
- 13:35Speaker 10: So you are on the board, Jessica, with just one point.
- 13:38Speaker 10: As we move into round two, John Jay highest to lowest,
- 13:43Speaker 10: who claims the throne with this one? Most social media
- 13:48Speaker 10: followers total across all platforms Cristiano Ronaldo, Selena Gomez or
- 13:55Speaker 10: Dwayne the Rock Johnson highest to lowest rank.
- 13:58Speaker 5: Them Rinaldo Selena the Rock.
- 14:04Speaker 10: Ooh, one point for that, John Jay, because Christiano Ronaldo
- 14:08Speaker 10: does have the most across all platforms nine hundred million
- 14:12Speaker 10: people following but coming in second above Selena Gomez The
- 14:16Speaker 10: Rock with seven hundred million plus right over seven hund
- 14:19Speaker 10: million right behind Selena Gomez. So one point for you,
- 14:23Speaker 10: John J. Richard Bear highest to lowest most YouTube subscribers,
- 14:28Speaker 10: mister Beast Pauty Pie, Justin Bieber. Highest to lowest, Richard, Oh, I.
- 14:34Speaker 11: Think you did it in order. I think it's mister Beasts.
- 14:38Speaker 11: Is it just no pity Pie? And then Justin.
- 14:40Speaker 10: Incorrect, mister Beasts does have the most, but then followed
- 14:44Speaker 10: very closely by Justin Bieber and then Paudy Pie. So
- 14:47Speaker 10: sorry about that, So sorry, all right, Peyton Highest to
- 14:54Speaker 10: lowest most seasons on the air, Gray's Anatomy, The Simpsons,
- 15:00Speaker 10: Law and Order SVU.
- 15:02Speaker 8: That is so incredibly hard.
- 15:05Speaker 10: Most seasons on the air, Gray's Anatomy, The Simpsons, Law
- 15:08Speaker 10: and Order SVU.
- 15:10Speaker 6: The Simpsons, the Law and Order SVU, and then the
- 15:12Speaker 6: other one, Gray's Anatomy.
- 15:13Speaker 10: Okay, you have one point. The Simpsons has been off
- 15:16Speaker 10: for thirty five seasons, followed by Gray's Anatomy, followed by Law.
- 15:21Speaker 8: And Order SVU. Dang it, I know lets did get
- 15:25Speaker 8: a point.
- 15:25Speaker 10: Board, You did get a point, all right, Jessica, This
- 15:28Speaker 10: is your chance to pull ahead and claim the throne
- 15:31Speaker 10: for Diamondbacks tickets, Jessica. Highest to lowest fastest expansion team
- 15:38Speaker 10: to win a World Series Arizona Diamondbacks, Florida Marlins, Kansas
- 15:44Speaker 10: City Royals.
- 15:46Speaker 18: Ooh, Okay, I say the Backs Royal Marlins.
- 15:53Speaker 10: D Backs are the number one fastest expansion team to
- 15:57Speaker 10: win a World Series. It only took them four. You
- 16:00Speaker 10: mixed up the Royals in the Marlins. But because you're
- 16:03Speaker 10: going for d Backs tickets and you picked the d Backs,
- 16:10Speaker 10: Jessica has claimed the throne. She is our queen of
- 16:15Speaker 10: claim the throne. And Jessica, you are going to the
- 16:17Speaker 10: Diamondbacks game. Congratulations, ready to go.
- 16:30Speaker 5: We'll setch over for those tickets. Jessica, thanks for playing
- 16:32Speaker 5: and thank you for listening. You know, if they always
- 16:43Speaker 5: call this you know eight seven seven nine three seven
- 16:45Speaker 5: one oh four seven.
- 16:45Speaker 2: And text us.
- 16:47Speaker 5: But you can also leave us messages on the iHeartRadio
- 16:50Speaker 5: app talkback feature, which is a little microphone. You just
- 16:53Speaker 5: tap it when you listen to the show and we'll
- 16:56Speaker 5: get your messages. You can also call the drunk down
- 16:57Speaker 5: line six oh two eight eight eight eighteen thirty three.
- 17:01Speaker 19: Hi, guys, I've just wanted to do this toss back
- 17:06Speaker 19: button saying I've been a long time listener herman years,
- 17:10Speaker 19: never been able to really listen to guys live and
- 17:13Speaker 19: then this.
- 17:14Speaker 20: Morning on Lad's work.
- 17:15Speaker 19: Is like why not try the Hearts radio.
- 17:17Speaker 21: Method and then that's what I'm doing.
- 17:20Speaker 19: So I'm actually getting with sing guys live. It's been
- 17:24Speaker 19: a very unfortunate, a serious event for me, so maybe
- 17:27Speaker 19: this will help sears some things up, so a different way,
- 17:29Speaker 19: sing twite.
- 17:31Speaker 2: Well, what the heck? What you'll follow up? We can?
- 17:33Speaker 5: She talked it back, serious unfortunate events.
- 17:36Speaker 2: What are you talking about? I hope talk about limony snickets?
- 17:39Speaker 5: Oh wow, hey John Dyers.
- 17:43Speaker 14: I have to tell y'all.
- 17:44Speaker 15: I got my horoscope right by Peyton on a show
- 17:46Speaker 15: a few months ago, and it literally came true. She said,
- 17:52Speaker 15: my life was about to get chaotics but really fun,
- 17:55Speaker 15: and I thought she was taking a bit dramatic, but no, no, no,
- 17:59Speaker 15: my car broke down.
- 18:01Speaker 13: I met a guy at the mechanics and now I
- 18:03Speaker 13: have a boyfriend.
- 18:04Speaker 15: Like, what is happening?
- 18:05Speaker 13: Well she was right.
- 18:06Speaker 22: Anyway, I love you guys.
- 18:08Speaker 21: Bye.
- 18:10Speaker 2: That's how you have to call.
- 18:11Speaker 8: And get your horoscope.
- 18:12Speaker 3: Brett, Come on, I can't fix your car, but I
- 18:16Speaker 3: can make love exactly y'all.
- 18:18Speaker 18: Making me feel like I'm a heckler on a comedy show.
- 18:22Speaker 18: I've entered every contest and I'm on this up Son
- 18:27Speaker 18: up to sundown.
- 18:29Speaker 12: Let me in, man, let me in.
- 18:32Speaker 18: I even call Tyroe and you won't ask it to phone.
- 18:36Speaker 12: What's the problem.
- 18:37Speaker 18: What's the problem, Tell me what I did wrong?
- 18:42Speaker 2: Nothing Again, to listen for the cute call.
- 18:44Speaker 5: Just listen for the cute call, then call us.
- 18:47Speaker 17: So there's this guy.
- 18:48Speaker 5: I used to talk to him. He goes to me
- 18:50Speaker 5: three years ago and I haven't heard anything from him.
- 18:53Speaker 2: Until last night.
- 18:55Speaker 13: He literally liked one of my pictures from twenty nineteen.
- 18:59Speaker 5: At read a M and I was like, you know.
- 19:02Speaker 14: What, this is odd.
- 19:03Speaker 10: I'm gonna ignore him.
- 19:04Speaker 14: But you know, instead of ignoring him.
- 19:06Speaker 15: I send him a calendar invite for a recap meeting
- 19:09Speaker 15: to discuss, you know, why he disappeared and what.
- 19:13Speaker 14: Actually accepted it?
- 19:14Speaker 6: Y'all.
- 19:15Speaker 16: So you know we're gonna talk.
- 19:17Speaker 21: This Friday at a coffee shop, and I don't know,
- 19:19Speaker 21: I'm kind of excited.
- 19:21Speaker 4: I keep that.
- 19:21Speaker 23: Updated toocat meeting.
- 19:24Speaker 2: That's amazing.
- 19:25Speaker 7: Why did you ghost me for what?
- 19:27Speaker 8: Explain yourself?
- 19:29Speaker 2: That's so funny?
- 19:30Speaker 5: All right, So that's what you hit The talk by
- 19:31Speaker 5: feature of call Us at six oh two eight eight eight,
- 19:34Speaker 5: nineteen thirty three The Drunk Down Line with John Jay
- 19:36Speaker 5: and Rich Wake Up with that get up rich stacks
- 19:40Speaker 5: and hacks. I have stacks of the information rich has
- 19:43Speaker 5: life hacks. There's a new trend called practice dating. Has
- 19:48Speaker 5: anyone here ever heard of it?
- 19:50Speaker 2: No? I like it. I like it a lot because.
- 19:54Speaker 5: You know, when you start dating, somebody start dating, I
- 19:56Speaker 5: mean you like, it's not working. I can't fund anybody.
- 19:58Speaker 5: I think sometimes you gotta maybe that persons or the
- 20:00Speaker 5: type you're looking for. It's not your type. So I
- 20:02Speaker 5: always tell my friends, I go find somebody do something
- 20:04Speaker 5: totally different. Practice dating is this you go on casual
- 20:07Speaker 5: dates with people that aren't your type. It's supposed to
- 20:10Speaker 5: lower the pressure by helping you build confidence and improve
- 20:12Speaker 5: your conversation skills. It's like when you go out with
- 20:15Speaker 5: someone that you don't know, you're just kind of like practicing.
- 20:17Speaker 7: I don't like it.
- 20:18Speaker 6: I don't like it because what if you're on a
- 20:20Speaker 6: date with somebody and you are their type. Technically you're
- 20:23Speaker 6: just wasting their time, Like you could really let someone
- 20:28Speaker 6: down if they're really into and you're all in there like, oh,
- 20:30Speaker 6: I'm just chatting. So I could find someone who's you know,
- 20:34Speaker 6: you know, I don't know.
- 20:35Speaker 10: What could happen? Is you go, oh my gosh, you
- 20:40Speaker 10: are I never thought you were my type, but I
- 20:42Speaker 10: actually really like you.
- 20:43Speaker 8: That's what I something special, Yes, not exactly what I think.
- 20:48Speaker 5: New survey ask people why their devices aren't updated. Think
- 20:53Speaker 5: about that for a second, because my wife never updates
- 20:56Speaker 5: her devices.
- 20:57Speaker 2: So what do you think of the top of answers?
- 20:58Speaker 2: Why you never update? For me, like other things don't
- 21:02Speaker 2: work with it once you.
- 21:03Speaker 10: Update it like a whole new device, or like updates
- 21:07Speaker 10: on your phone.
- 21:07Speaker 2: Updates on your phone.
- 21:09Speaker 10: Oh, they don't have auto update on that's right.
- 21:14Speaker 6: It would be like because you don't like the new
- 21:17Speaker 6: features that are on.
- 21:18Speaker 5: The phone, they forgot it's available. They're worried it'll make
- 21:20Speaker 5: things worse and they don't want AI features added in. Yeah, Like,
- 21:24Speaker 5: you guys know what Sherman Williams is or Sherwin Williams.
- 21:27Speaker 5: The paint company they just named And it's so funny
- 21:30Speaker 5: this is about paint. I kind of had a little
- 21:32Speaker 5: Oh they just named their loneliest color.
- 21:35Speaker 2: What is it?
- 21:35Speaker 5: It's the one that is rarely purchased, no one ever
- 21:38Speaker 5: gets it, but they still make it. The color is
- 21:40Speaker 5: called offbeat green. It looks like broccoli and asparagus soup.
- 21:46Speaker 5: Who's using that lonely color?
- 21:49Speaker 2: They always have a gallon of it if you need it. Though.
- 21:52Speaker 5: Have you guys ever heard of email apnea. It's where
- 21:56Speaker 5: you hold your breath while reading an email or answering
- 21:59Speaker 5: at tax and it could be quietly adding stress to
- 22:02Speaker 5: your day. So think about that next of your email.
- 22:04Speaker 5: If you'll hold your brother, don't. I don't think I do.
- 22:07Speaker 5: McDonald's is testing a new AI system that can chat
- 22:09Speaker 5: with customers, take orders in multiple languages, and help run
- 22:13Speaker 5: the restaurant operations behind the scenes. I saw a video
- 22:15Speaker 5: of It's pretty freakining awesome, and he remembers your order too.
- 22:18Speaker 5: If you ever come back there, you say, it's col
- 22:20Speaker 5: on funk. Oh hey, Kylein, did you want the same thing?
- 22:22Speaker 5: It's all AI, It's all I don't like it. Seventy
- 22:26Speaker 5: six year old woman in Florida has been sending all
- 22:29Speaker 5: her money to someone claiming to be Liam Neeson.
- 22:35Speaker 10: Poor old people.
- 22:37Speaker 5: She's so insistent that she was arrested for punching a
- 22:40Speaker 5: family member in the face who took her phone away
- 22:43Speaker 5: to stop her from sending money to Liam Neeson's. Yeah,
- 22:48Speaker 5: so sad, I guess a bunch of horses that are
- 22:51Speaker 5: in the racing world, you know, like the Kentucky Derby stuff.
- 22:54Speaker 5: They're being these top horses are being successfully cloned and
- 22:58Speaker 5: now it's complicating.
- 22:59Speaker 2: The world in sports. Why because they're cloned? I guess
- 23:02Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 23:03Speaker 10: Why would that complicated? Is that illegal? Is that like
- 23:06Speaker 10: pets like performance enhancing?
- 23:08Speaker 19: Yes?
- 23:08Speaker 10: I think pets performance enhancing clones?
- 23:12Speaker 2: Yeah, that was some dish.
- 23:13Speaker 5: Nicholas Cage's got that TV show called Spider Noir Spider
- 23:17Speaker 5: It's number one, It's one two on Amazon. And I guess,
- 23:21Speaker 5: did you know Nicholas Cage turned down the role of
- 23:23Speaker 5: Shrek in Shrek Neo in the Matrix. He turned down
- 23:27Speaker 5: Harry in Dumb and Dumber and are Aragon or whatever
- 23:31Speaker 5: the Lord of the Rings. Those roles went to Mike Myers, Canderieves,
- 23:34Speaker 5: Jeff Daniels, and Vigel Mortensen.
- 23:36Speaker 7: Wow, I can't see him in any I know.
- 23:40Speaker 2: What do you have for life hacks? Rich?
- 23:41Speaker 11: You ever go to a work site and you see
- 23:43Speaker 11: the people in the vest and you're like, I wonder
- 23:45Speaker 11: what color of those vests mean. Here's how you can
- 23:48Speaker 11: tell here's your life hack. Yellow commonly used by general workers.
- 23:52Speaker 11: I have a yellow best I know you have a
- 23:54Speaker 11: yellow best bag.
- 23:54Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 23:55Speaker 7: I try to sneak into Coachella with.
- 23:56Speaker 11: It, well, so they think you're a general worker. Orange
- 23:59Speaker 11: is trapped people, green safety officers, blue electricians, read emergency responders,
- 24:06Speaker 11: and if you ever want to see the person in charge,
- 24:09Speaker 11: the supervisor, white vests. Knowing the color code can make
- 24:12Speaker 11: it easier for you to find the right person quickly
- 24:14Speaker 11: when time matters and you are under the gun. That
- 24:18Speaker 11: life hack and many more can be found at John
- 24:20Speaker 11: Jane rich dot com.
- 24:23Speaker 1: Up heavy, good girl, He's a little dum if you
- 24:30Speaker 1: put it down.
- 24:33Speaker 5: I posted on Facebook, what's something about yourself? That sounds
- 24:35Speaker 5: totally made up but is one hundred percent reel? And guys,
- 24:39Speaker 5: it blew up on the FB and l it blew up.
- 24:43Speaker 5: In fact, MP had a comment and what do you got, MP,
- 24:47Speaker 5: what's something about yourself?
- 24:48Speaker 2: This sound was totally made up but a hundre percent real.
- 24:50Speaker 14: Uh. Fifty years ago, I escaped from jail. That's literally
- 24:56Speaker 14: one of those things where you crawled through a duct
- 24:59Speaker 14: work and escapes through a skyline the whole nine.
- 25:02Speaker 5: Yards And are you still currently on the run?
- 25:07Speaker 21: No, I actually arrived in then in California after escaping,
- 25:12Speaker 21: and basically went to see my priest.
- 25:16Speaker 14: Because I went to Catholic school, and.
- 25:18Speaker 21: He contacted an LAPD officer whose name was Thor.
- 25:21Speaker 14: Was really cool, cool name.
- 25:23Speaker 21: Anyway, Thor said I wasn't on the NCIC and I
- 25:26Speaker 21: should just take a bus back.
- 25:28Speaker 2: So I did bust back to prison.
- 25:32Speaker 14: I'm not willing to tell you which jail I broke
- 25:34Speaker 14: out of. I'm willing to give you the details of it.
- 25:37Speaker 2: But where you went? You went back to the jail
- 25:40Speaker 2: you broke out of, Yeah, I did.
- 25:42Speaker 14: I turned myself in two weeks later.
- 25:44Speaker 7: So how did you break out?
- 25:46Speaker 9: Like?
- 25:46Speaker 7: Did you like how they happened in the movies?
- 25:48Speaker 6: Or they take like a spoon by the toilet and
- 25:49Speaker 6: you like dig your way out?
- 25:51Speaker 14: Was very similar to that. I could see. And I
- 25:55Speaker 14: was in a.
- 25:58Speaker 21: What do they call it a bullpen area?
- 26:00Speaker 14: H And in that bullpen area of.
- 26:02Speaker 21: The jail, of that particular jail, they had a shower
- 26:05Speaker 21: in a toilet and tables for people to sit and
- 26:07Speaker 21: play cards and all that. And I noticed above the
- 26:10Speaker 21: shower that.
- 26:10Speaker 14: There was a there was a square you could see you.
- 26:14Speaker 21: Could see the outline that there had been something cemented
- 26:18Speaker 21: over or something, because you could see.
- 26:20Speaker 14: The whole square.
- 26:21Speaker 21: It was pretty big too, and I finally just decided,
- 26:25Speaker 21: I think I know what that square is. It was
- 26:27Speaker 21: a ventilation duck that they had decided was risky to
- 26:31Speaker 21: have in that area of the jail, so they cemented
- 26:34Speaker 21: it over, and I did, in fact use.
- 26:36Speaker 14: A spoon to remove that whole thing. Crawl up through
- 26:40Speaker 14: the duck.
- 26:41Speaker 21: It went at a right angle, and when it came out,
- 26:43Speaker 21: I was sitting above the jail cells in a hallway.
- 26:48Speaker 21: I used my hands to just push the grade out,
- 26:52Speaker 21: and the area that I was in was kind of big,
- 26:56Speaker 21: so I was able to put the grate behind me
- 26:59Speaker 21: and used my fingernails to push myself out onto out
- 27:04Speaker 21: into the hallway. I used my fingernails to hang onto
- 27:07Speaker 21: the area where the grate had been had been, and
- 27:11Speaker 21: I had got my feet out onto the edge of
- 27:15Speaker 21: the ventilation thing, and I jumped. I jumped straight up,
- 27:21Speaker 21: and I grabbed the bars protecting her underneath the skyline.
- 27:26Speaker 14: But the skylight the bars.
- 27:27Speaker 21: Weren't really intended to keep people out, I don't think,
- 27:31Speaker 21: because they were far enough apart that I could squeeze
- 27:34Speaker 21: between them, and then I stood on them and it
- 27:37Speaker 21: was just a regular dome skylight and I just used
- 27:40Speaker 21: my body to push up, using my back to push
- 27:43Speaker 21: up until the skylight broke and some pieces fell onto
- 27:48Speaker 21: the hallway. But I don't think they heard me at all.
- 27:53Speaker 21: So I scrambled across the roof, jumped down into a tree,
- 27:57Speaker 21: a big like evergreen tree, and got to the ground
- 28:00Speaker 21: and ran away.
- 28:02Speaker 5: Okay, so let me let me just ask you this
- 28:04Speaker 5: real quick.
- 28:05Speaker 2: So you broke out of jail, you go see a priest.
- 28:08Speaker 5: Two weeks later, you take the bus and go back
- 28:09Speaker 5: to jail, and you don't get in trouble for breaking out.
- 28:12Speaker 21: Strangey enough, they didn't even charge me with escape.
- 28:15Speaker 5: So were you like, hey, I know, really, I broke
- 28:16Speaker 5: out of here. Can I come back in? Like we
- 28:18Speaker 5: don't know what you're talking about. You're like no, no,
- 28:20Speaker 5: They're like, there you are.
- 28:21Speaker 8: Come on you one.
- 28:23Speaker 10: It was probably one of those things where they the
- 28:26Speaker 10: people who worked at the jail, didn't want to get
- 28:28Speaker 10: in trouble for having an escape. Yeah, and they were
- 28:31Speaker 10: like you go back, all is well, we don't need
- 28:33Speaker 10: this to become a big media.
- 28:34Speaker 5: Circus, all right, MP, It's a great story, man, Thanks
- 28:37Speaker 5: for sharing it with us.
- 28:38Speaker 14: I didn't win anything for it.
- 28:39Speaker 5: Uh, we weren't having a can't you just call in
- 28:42Speaker 5: and just say hi and tell us a fun story?
- 28:45Speaker 2: Do you want something?
- 28:45Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 28:46Speaker 14: This was one of the better stories of the week,
- 28:48Speaker 14: so I was all.
- 28:50Speaker 5: Right, man, thank you man eight seven seven ninety three
- 28:54Speaker 5: seven one four seven. Tell us something about you that's
- 28:57Speaker 5: totally true but everyone thinks it's fake.
- 28:59Speaker 2: More of your calls next with John Daane Rich.
- 29:01Speaker 24: That for fun I posted on Facebook, like, tell us
- 29:11Speaker 24: something about you in your life. Tell us something about
- 29:14Speaker 24: you that sounds made up but is one hundred percent real. Shary, Yes,
- 29:19Speaker 24: tell us something about you that is totally real but
- 29:22Speaker 24: sounds made up.
- 29:23Speaker 10: Okay.
- 29:24Speaker 16: So in my twenties I got married h one of
- 29:27Speaker 16: my very good friends, and we ended up getting divorced.
- 29:30Speaker 16: Still we're main friends. We ended up living together just
- 29:33Speaker 16: for financial reasons because we were used to having dual income.
- 29:37Speaker 16: So I started dating somebody else and they became friends,
- 29:41Speaker 16: and so we got married. My first ex husband was
- 29:45Speaker 16: in my second wedding. The three of us lived together
- 29:49Speaker 16: the whole time that I was married to my second husband.
- 29:53Speaker 16: I ended up getting not pregnant, had a really rough pregnancy.
- 29:58Speaker 16: They were both there through all of it. They were
- 30:00Speaker 16: both there when my son was born and helped me
- 30:03Speaker 16: take care of him for the first year. So we
- 30:05Speaker 16: had a very unique family situation for a while.
- 30:09Speaker 5: But there was nothing going on sexually between you and
- 30:11Speaker 5: your first husband at the time you married your second.
- 30:13Speaker 2: Okay.
- 30:13Speaker 16: Well, as a matter of fact, when we were on
- 30:15Speaker 16: our honeymoon, people thought we were brother and sisters.
- 30:18Speaker 3: Okay, thank you, Sherry, thank you, Trent.
- 30:25Speaker 5: Tell us something about you nobody believes, but it's one
- 30:27Speaker 5: hundred percent true.
- 30:28Speaker 2: Oh, my wife.
- 30:29Speaker 4: A couple of years ago, my wife and I were
- 30:31Speaker 4: at Chiefs in Nashville and we watched Morgan Wallen throw
- 30:35Speaker 4: the chair over the walls.
- 30:39Speaker 2: Nice.
- 30:41Speaker 4: Yeah, it was.
- 30:41Speaker 2: It was.
- 30:42Speaker 4: It was pretty crazy. Uh, I didn't even know it
- 30:44Speaker 4: was what was going on. There was like a little
- 30:46Speaker 4: disturbance behind us, and it happened so fast, and then
- 30:50Speaker 4: Morgan Wallen's bouncers surrounded and my wife goes, that's Morgan Wallen.
- 30:53Speaker 4: I was like, no way, you're lying. And I kind
- 30:55Speaker 4: of walked around him and I was like, holy cowch
- 30:57Speaker 4: she's not lying.
- 30:58Speaker 5: Wow.
- 30:59Speaker 12: Wild.
- 31:00Speaker 6: That was like a like a It was a cute moment,
- 31:03Speaker 6: like to be there, like a pop culture moment when
- 31:05Speaker 6: Morgan Wallace do that cher.
- 31:08Speaker 8: Talk about it exactly.
- 31:09Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it was crazy. It was crazy, and it's
- 31:12Speaker 4: actually gonna be like two years ago this week.
- 31:14Speaker 12: Wow.
- 31:15Speaker 4: And my wife and I one tickets to go see
- 31:17Speaker 4: him on Thursday.
- 31:18Speaker 2: Night this week. Thanks brother, thanks for calling in. Yeah yeah,
- 31:24Speaker 2: thank you, Ellie.
- 31:25Speaker 5: What sounds made up, But it's absolutely true about.
- 31:28Speaker 2: You and your life.
- 31:30Speaker 22: Okay, I swear this is one hundred percent true. I'm
- 31:34Speaker 22: technically in La La Land, like actually in it, but
- 31:38Speaker 22: not in like a normal way. I wasn't cast or anything.
- 31:41Speaker 22: I literally wandered onto the set when I was in
- 31:44Speaker 22: downtown a La because I thought there was free coffee,
- 31:47Speaker 22: and no one stopped me.
- 31:50Speaker 2: So you're in. You're in the movie like as part
- 31:51Speaker 2: of a crowd scene.
- 31:53Speaker 10: Correct.
- 31:53Speaker 22: Like the next thing I know, they're a filming a
- 31:55Speaker 22: scene and I'm just standing there holding this random cup
- 31:58Speaker 22: and just pretending to have a conversation with someone who
- 32:01Speaker 22: isn't there, and Ryan gossling like rock walks right cast
- 32:04Speaker 22: me and I didn't leave. I just stayed the whole
- 32:07Speaker 22: time because I was too scared to get in trouble
- 32:10Speaker 22: if I moved, so you can literally see me for
- 32:13Speaker 22: like three seconds in the background. But to like my
- 32:16Speaker 22: family and everyone, I act like I have this major.
- 32:18Speaker 1: Role and.
- 32:22Speaker 22: I wouldn't you, like it's such a big deal. So
- 32:24Speaker 22: my family pauses the movie every time and they're like,
- 32:28Speaker 22: there's you, and I'm nodding like, yeah, Hollywood, shound me.
- 32:33Speaker 12: Cool.
- 32:33Speaker 5: There's a guy I used to work with and he
- 32:36Speaker 5: really rubbed me the wrong way a lot. And there
- 32:37Speaker 5: was a movie that was out called Passenger fifty seven
- 32:40Speaker 5: with Wesley Snipes, and he said he was one of
- 32:42Speaker 5: the cops that arrested him.
- 32:44Speaker 2: But in the movie you could only see his hands.
- 32:46Speaker 5: Because those are my hands, and I'm like, sure, they
- 32:49Speaker 5: are so much. But you know, it's funny about your story, Kyle.
- 32:54Speaker 5: I thought about you yesterday. I thought this would be
- 32:56Speaker 5: so fun for you and me to take this trip,
- 32:58Speaker 5: but I don't know if we would get the part
- 33:00Speaker 5: they're casting for Dexter to play victims. I know, right,
- 33:07Speaker 5: but you've got to do something saying you've got to
- 33:09Speaker 5: be in in New York wherever they're casting it. I
- 33:12Speaker 5: was like, if they promised us we could be bodies.
- 33:14Speaker 5: I would say, we got to do road trip song,
- 33:18Speaker 5: dead body.
- 33:21Speaker 22: I know, I know that is dedication because I just
- 33:23Speaker 22: got down there looking at pretty people holding a cup
- 33:26Speaker 22: of coffee like being a dead body of commitment, I know.
- 33:30Speaker 2: Well, thank you Ellie for sharing that story. That's a
- 33:33Speaker 2: wonderful story. Thanks for listening.
- 33:35Speaker 5: Aaron, what's totally true by you, but sounds made up.
- 33:39Speaker 23: Okay, I swear on my life this is real, all right.
- 33:43Speaker 23: I legally owned a lama for almost a month back
- 33:48Speaker 23: in college.
- 33:49Speaker 2: Okay.
- 33:50Speaker 23: So my my roommate lost to bet at a party. Okay,
- 33:54Speaker 23: and the guy he lost to actually had a lama, like,
- 33:57Speaker 23: he had the PaperWorks and everything, and as a joke,
- 34:01Speaker 23: they transferred ownership into my name. So suddenly I'm responsible
- 34:05Speaker 23: for this lama who was named Kevin.
- 34:08Speaker 6: Uh.
- 34:08Speaker 23: We kept him in this sketchy backyard behind our apartment.
- 34:11Speaker 23: And here's the thing.
- 34:13Speaker 14: Kevin hated me like.
- 34:15Speaker 23: He had me personally. He would spit at me, only
- 34:19Speaker 23: follow me around. Well, one time he somehow got loose.
- 34:22Speaker 23: He chased me into my own car and he chewed
- 34:25Speaker 23: off part of the windshield wiper. The whole time he's
- 34:28Speaker 23: just holding this hateful direct eye contact at me. The
- 34:32Speaker 23: animal control I had them come out twice, but I
- 34:35Speaker 23: guess technically I wasn't breaking any rules, so they just
- 34:38Speaker 23: told me, like, please don't do this again. Keep lama
- 34:42Speaker 23: locked up. I had to rehome him because my landlord
- 34:47Speaker 23: said that the lama had more authority than I.
- 34:49Speaker 14: Did in the home. Which that sounds true, which is true.
- 34:54Speaker 11: Yeah, that was one rehome a lama. Where does one send?
- 34:57Speaker 11: Is there a lama? Rescue lama up?
- 35:00Speaker 23: Yeah, lama places. Yeah, problem, there's too many of them.
- 35:06Speaker 2: I wonder if the lama didn't like you because he
- 35:08Speaker 2: was he was an emu.
- 35:11Speaker 8: I'm not a lama.
- 35:13Speaker 21: I'm an.
- 35:17Speaker 14: Well thanks, I don't get that, but yeah, he was.
- 35:21Speaker 2: You don't get that. Kevin was a jerk.
- 35:23Speaker 5: He said he doesn't get it.
- 35:24Speaker 2: He said, I don't get it. You don't get that.
- 35:26Speaker 5: Maybe that's why Alama you don't have guse that's a humor.
- 35:28Speaker 2: That's funny, Joey Dog, you should Aaron. Thanks for calling in, dude,
- 35:36Speaker 2: thanks for listening.
- 35:37Speaker 5: Back when my son Kemp played flag football, I remember
- 35:40Speaker 5: we had to meet a practice one day and the
- 35:43Speaker 5: coach showed up and had a goat with him like
- 35:46Speaker 5: you had to go to the least and you're like,
- 35:48Speaker 5: why do you have this goat? And he goes, it's
- 35:50Speaker 5: a long story. I go, I need no way to
- 35:52Speaker 5: have a goat, And him and his friends got drunk
- 35:54Speaker 5: and stole a goat and they put it in the
- 35:57Speaker 5: back of his like range rover, and they and he
- 36:00Speaker 5: still had the goat, and he had to figure out what.
- 36:01Speaker 2: To do with the goat.
- 36:03Speaker 7: I don't know, maybe give the goat back.
- 36:04Speaker 20: Yeah, the goat.
- 36:08Speaker 5: I haven't seen him since. Oh, I'm only gotten in
- 36:11Speaker 5: jail or something. Yeah, goat sief. It's John J and Rich.
- 36:16Speaker 5: I guess, well, what's the latest rich with you? And
- 36:22Speaker 5: the quick setup was that you were pretty jealous jealous
- 36:25Speaker 5: of the right word, right.
- 36:26Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, I guess that insecure is probably the best.
- 36:30Speaker 5: Because your wife is going with a very handsome real
- 36:32Speaker 5: estate agent to go look at homes at midnight, and
- 36:35Speaker 5: she was.
- 36:35Speaker 11: Not at midnight, but she left the house looking kind
- 36:37Speaker 11: of amazing, not that she doesn't always look amazing, but
- 36:41Speaker 11: I didn't realize that I would feel that way. So
- 36:45Speaker 11: what happened was she said, well, why don't you go
- 36:47Speaker 11: with me the next time I need to go somewhere
- 36:49Speaker 11: that way, you know, your feelings of me being you know,
- 36:52Speaker 11: by myself with the real estate agent checking out stuff,
- 36:54Speaker 11: you'll be with me. So that means now I have
- 36:57Speaker 11: to go look at all these places that she's not
- 36:58Speaker 11: really all that interested because she'll see a place and
- 37:01Speaker 11: be like, Kyle, you'll appreciate this.
- 37:03Speaker 2: It's not lux enough. It needs to be what.
- 37:06Speaker 10: He's got a good eye for esthetics.
- 37:08Speaker 2: It's like it's not lux enough.
- 37:09Speaker 5: Wait, so you she was going out looking like, you know,
- 37:12Speaker 5: a commercial hand at commercials. They'd look at other venues.
- 37:16Speaker 2: You didn't go.
- 37:17Speaker 5: She was going with a guy, and that bothered you,
- 37:20Speaker 5: bothered me. So she's like, well then come with me. Yes,
- 37:23Speaker 5: and now what you don't want to go?
- 37:24Speaker 11: No, I don't want to go because I got you know,
- 37:26Speaker 11: I got theoretically stuff to do that I could be doing.
- 37:28Speaker 2: Instead of that. But have you checked out the guy yet?
- 37:30Speaker 2: Is he good looking? Yes?
- 37:32Speaker 8: Good looking looking?
- 37:35Speaker 6: To us?
- 37:35Speaker 11: She looks like a professional business guy, got kind of
- 37:37Speaker 11: a you know, maybe a little salt and pepper in
- 37:39Speaker 11: the beard. But he's tall, thin, kind of muscular, pulled
- 37:43Speaker 11: up in a very nice like lexus suv, you know,
- 37:46Speaker 11: kind of has his act together, speaks well, deep voice,
- 37:49Speaker 11: and when he shook my hand, I thought he was
- 37:52Speaker 11: trying to crush my hand because I feel like I
- 37:55Speaker 11: know how to shake hand though. I could go in
- 37:57Speaker 11: with a pretty firm handshake, and he he outfirmed my
- 38:00Speaker 11: handshake where he tried to get it where you kind
- 38:03Speaker 11: of get you know, get your fingers where he kind
- 38:04Speaker 11: of crushes you the knuckles a little bit.
- 38:06Speaker 7: He's letting you know what's up.
- 38:08Speaker 2: It's funny. I just lived yesterday.
- 38:09Speaker 5: I just saw a video by one of these FBI
- 38:12Speaker 5: CIA guys and tells you how to deal with manipulators,
- 38:15Speaker 5: of how to defuse him. And he literally said, when
- 38:17Speaker 5: someone does that to your hand, you go whoa hey,
- 38:20Speaker 5: well hard handshake. I read somewhere that means that you're
- 38:23Speaker 5: trying to be in alpha male and it just it
- 38:26Speaker 5: just diffuses them, yeah, because then they're like, oh dang.
- 38:29Speaker 11: Like what he tried to do is you know how
- 38:30Speaker 11: some people try to shake your hand and they try
- 38:32Speaker 11: to put your hand over your hand while they crush it.
- 38:35Speaker 11: So but I kind of twisted it the other way,
- 38:37Speaker 11: so we ended up even. But I will say Stacey
- 38:40Speaker 11: was really cool, you know, talked about and she talked
- 38:42Speaker 11: about me nicely, almost like I was her puppy. Though
- 38:45Speaker 11: this is my this is my little husband Richard.
- 38:48Speaker 2: So it's come.
- 38:48Speaker 5: I've already done it. You already looked at the places
- 38:50Speaker 5: or you got you're gonna go look at place. We're
- 38:51Speaker 5: in Tempe yesterday, just a lovely part of town. You
- 38:53Speaker 5: her and Steve, Steve, Hey, Cassie.
- 38:57Speaker 13: I have a story that nobody would believe.
- 38:59Speaker 2: Go ahead.
- 39:00Speaker 13: So when I was thirteen, my mom and I were
- 39:05Speaker 13: like looking for moving boxes behind a grocery store one night,
- 39:09Speaker 13: and we saw this lady in like a really nice
- 39:13Speaker 13: car and she was trying to get something heavy out
- 39:16Speaker 13: of her trunk. And my mom was like, oh, I
- 39:19Speaker 13: should help her, and I was like no, Mom, like
- 39:20Speaker 13: what if she's trying to dump a body? Like I'm
- 39:22Speaker 13: like scared. I'm like, you're not going to do that.
- 39:24Speaker 13: So come to find out, we find out later on
- 39:26Speaker 13: the news that she was indeed dumping her husband's Torso no,
- 39:30Speaker 13: my way, No. It happened in two thousand. I think
- 39:38Speaker 13: her name was like Victoria or Ronica, like Papa or
- 39:43Speaker 13: something like. It's there's a news article.
- 39:46Speaker 5: You can google it.
- 39:48Speaker 13: Yeah, she was like a hairdresser and she killed her
- 39:51Speaker 13: husband and like chopped him out. And take place in
- 39:56Speaker 13: in East Mesa behind of bashes.
- 39:58Speaker 2: Are you looking behind it?
- 40:00Speaker 6: She's it always be the trash can behind the bash, Yeah,
- 40:08Speaker 6: it says Valerie Pape. The case of Scottsdale salon owner
- 40:13Speaker 6: turned Torso murderer, A petite blonde wearing sunglasses and gloves
- 40:17Speaker 6: parked her jaguar behind a Mesa grocery store, pulled out
- 40:20Speaker 6: a heavy plastic bag and struggled to hurl him into
- 40:22Speaker 6: a trash ban.
- 40:25Speaker 5: And Cassie and her mom just hanging out behind the bashes.
- 40:32Speaker 5: Why were you behind the Yeah, yeah, yeah, well.
- 40:36Speaker 2: That's a good place to go to. I go a
- 40:39Speaker 2: safeway from moving boxes.
- 40:41Speaker 6: From Wait, so when when you guys saw that story, Like,
- 40:45Speaker 6: did you guys go to the police and say, hey,
- 40:47Speaker 6: we saw her trying to dump it or did you
- 40:49Speaker 6: kind of just leave it way?
- 40:50Speaker 21: No?
- 40:50Speaker 13: I think we were both just in shock because I, like,
- 40:54Speaker 13: I literally joked because I was scared. I was like, Mom,
- 40:56Speaker 13: we're not going to just like help a random person,
- 40:58Speaker 13: Like what if she's dumping a body?
- 41:01Speaker 2: Do you know the story behind it?
- 41:02Speaker 5: Like what happened to her? That's one of that should
- 41:04Speaker 5: be one of those like crime junkies. Does the story
- 41:06Speaker 5: on that? Yeah, says that she shot right and then
- 41:08Speaker 5: chopped them up and.
- 41:09Speaker 7: Then chopped him up.
- 41:10Speaker 5: How do you chop up a body?
- 41:11Speaker 2: Where do you put all that blood?
- 41:12Speaker 8: Just watch dexter?
- 41:14Speaker 6: What I mean?
- 41:14Speaker 2: No professional? Do you know any more about it? Is
- 41:16Speaker 2: she in prison? Is she did she get life?
- 41:18Speaker 13: I don't. I don't know about very much more about
- 41:21Speaker 13: it other than just like what I've seen on news articles.
- 41:23Speaker 5: As you see the CCTV footage from behind the bashes
- 41:26Speaker 5: and there's casting her mom their eyes wide open watching
- 41:29Speaker 5: this woman out all this bad trash bag.
- 41:31Speaker 10: But imagine if they did actually walk up to her
- 41:34Speaker 10: and ask for help like that, like maybe she would
- 41:36Speaker 10: have turned on you, right because she loose sense.
- 41:40Speaker 7: No, she was sentenced to sixteen years in prison with
- 41:44Speaker 7: no parole.
- 41:45Speaker 2: Sixteen she would be out probably. Oh, if you're calling
- 41:51Speaker 2: in Valerie Pape, could you call it?
- 41:52Speaker 19: I do?
- 41:53Speaker 2: I know what's going on? How do you get sixteen
- 41:56Speaker 2: years for killing somebody? Do you think to be more
- 41:58Speaker 2: than that? The obviously there's this story.
- 42:00Speaker 10: Rights or something.
- 42:03Speaker 6: Man oh man, Yeah, it says that she admitted to
- 42:06Speaker 6: shooting him during a fight, but didn't say anything about
- 42:08Speaker 6: how he was dismembered or where the rest of the
- 42:10Speaker 6: remains are.
- 42:11Speaker 5: You think shooting him is enough, right, you would say
- 42:15Speaker 5: to get rid of the body. But if you're going
- 42:17Speaker 5: to chop him up, though, why are you throwing them
- 42:18Speaker 5: all the way into dumpster? Why wouldn't you take some out,
- 42:20Speaker 5: like drive some out to like pleasant, drive some out
- 42:23Speaker 5: to just put chunks of bodies everything.
- 42:25Speaker 2: I'd be so good at hiding a body. Would would
- 42:31Speaker 2: you come in here and talk about it the next day? Okay?
- 42:32Speaker 5: Watch she's in France when Nick's out here.
- 42:36Speaker 2: Left to France when Nick's out here next week. I'm
- 42:38Speaker 2: like told you.
- 42:40Speaker 10: She was released and deported in twenty sixteen.
- 42:43Speaker 7: Wow, And it says she only got second degrees.
- 42:47Speaker 2: She planned it so they like kicked her out.
- 42:50Speaker 20: Yeah.
- 42:51Speaker 10: It was probably one of those things like like the
- 42:52Speaker 10: second degree is like you were in a fight.
- 42:54Speaker 8: It was a rage, yeah.
- 42:56Speaker 5: Right, like I'm a passion Yeah. Wow, Cassie Man, Wait, wait,
- 43:00Speaker 5: way to change the whole vibe of the show.
- 43:04Speaker 11: And that's why when you go behind the bashes now
- 43:06Speaker 11: they say this trash cans for us only. They're a
- 43:09Speaker 11: bunch of dumping bodies in there.
- 43:11Speaker 13: And they also, like grocery stores, all compact their boxes.
- 43:15Speaker 13: Now you can't take their boxes anymore to use them
- 43:19Speaker 13: for moving unless you ask them before they do it.
- 43:21Speaker 5: That's true. I used to work for a grocery store.
- 43:23Speaker 5: We had a big compactor out back. Well, thanks, Cassie,
- 43:26Speaker 5: thanks for calling in. Thank you very much.
- 43:28Speaker 2: I love it. I love it. Thank you you too.
- 43:31Speaker 7: Are you kissed?
- 43:42Speaker 8: I'll be just given enough.
- 43:44Speaker 12: We got you.
- 43:45Speaker 20: Jean Rich in the morning.
- 43:49Speaker 5: There hasn't been anybody on this show in a long time,
- 43:52Speaker 5: Rich since there was a breakup in relationship.
- 43:54Speaker 2: Was I the last breakup on the show that I
- 43:56Speaker 2: was like thirteen years ago?
- 43:59Speaker 5: I think, oh right, yeah? But job everyone, when you
- 44:02Speaker 5: did break up, did you have a breakup food? Was
- 44:05Speaker 5: there a go cheeyeh fit?
- 44:06Speaker 10: Really?
- 44:07Speaker 11: I remember, like you know that, the I don't live
- 44:10Speaker 11: here anymore thing? And the first thing I downed was
- 44:13Speaker 11: a complete tub of strawberry ice cream?
- 44:15Speaker 8: Oh really, any particular brand?
- 44:17Speaker 21: Yeah?
- 44:18Speaker 11: Absolutely, it was the Brier's brand, not Dryers, but strawberry
- 44:24Speaker 11: cause had little chunks of strawberries and it was not
- 44:27Speaker 11: a little tub.
- 44:27Speaker 2: I mean it was like maybe half a gallon. I
- 44:30Speaker 2: had this article here.
- 44:31Speaker 5: It's the most Paul Stomach, the most popular breakup food
- 44:33Speaker 5: in every state, and according to Rich, you must live
- 44:36Speaker 5: in Rhode Island.
- 44:37Speaker 12: Ice cream.
- 44:38Speaker 2: Ice cream is number one in Rhode Island. Ice Cream's good. Yeah.
- 44:42Speaker 2: What about you, Colin? When you broke up and you
- 44:44Speaker 2: were broken.
- 44:44Speaker 7: Up and I was broken up?
- 44:46Speaker 10: I am some like I find comfort in sweets. So
- 44:50Speaker 10: my favorite dessert is cheesecake. So if I were to
- 44:53Speaker 10: be broken up, you'll probably find me a cheesecake factory
- 44:56Speaker 10: getting the dulce to let che cheesecake.
- 44:58Speaker 5: Okay, sore cheesecake that break out under there's cake, there's candy,
- 45:03Speaker 5: there's cupcakes, there's cookies, there's donuts.
- 45:05Speaker 2: Where would you put that under it? There isn't a
- 45:07Speaker 2: cheesecake category.
- 45:08Speaker 5: This maybe cake cake, So then you obviously must be
- 45:11Speaker 5: from Louisiana, Mississippi, Virginia. Correct.
- 45:14Speaker 2: What about you, Peyton?
- 45:15Speaker 6: I'm trying to think about how I want to answer this,
- 45:17Speaker 6: because I fear mine is very depressing. Is there maybe
- 45:22Speaker 6: Crown Peach on that list?
- 45:23Speaker 2: I don't know what that is.
- 45:24Speaker 7: The liquor store.
- 45:25Speaker 6: Liquor is where I live, I didn't care about there
- 45:29Speaker 6: was no fan was my food.
- 45:31Speaker 2: Let's say it's food, not alcohol.
- 45:34Speaker 6: Let's say, well, it would be like probably like spaghettios.
- 45:39Speaker 10: Yeah, that's a good one, like comfort food, spaghettios.
- 45:43Speaker 8: Pasta maybe, No, that's not in here.
- 45:46Speaker 2: How do you not have Pasta's breakup pizzas in here?
- 45:48Speaker 12: Like a mac and cheese.
- 45:50Speaker 5: Mac and cheese is in here? Okay, you're obviously from
- 45:54Speaker 5: Maine and New Hampshire. Obviously a lot of East Coasters.
- 45:58Speaker 5: If waffles are your breakup food, it's Minnesota and Oregon, Tacos, Idaho, Kansas,
- 46:03Speaker 5: New Mexico, and Texas.
- 46:05Speaker 10: What about you, John Jay? What would be your breakup food?
- 46:09Speaker 2: I just my thing is all food.
- 46:11Speaker 5: I eat all food whenever I'm stressed, so I probably
- 46:13Speaker 5: I'd probably go with Mexican food, Carnesada. If you're from Arizona,
- 46:16Speaker 5: California and Michigan, your breakup food is potato chips, Illinois
- 46:21Speaker 5: and Nebraska, popcorn, Connecticut and Massachusetts, pizza, North Dakota and Vermont,
- 46:27Speaker 5: garlic bread, Delaware, French toast, Nevada, French fries, Oklahoma and Arkansas, donuts, cupcakes.
- 46:34Speaker 5: You're from Maryland, New Jersey, New York, and Washington.
- 46:37Speaker 6: D C.
- 46:38Speaker 11: I'm gonna fill the flag on garlic bread because I
- 46:40Speaker 11: think unless maybe you're like, well, I'm not kissing anybody tonight.
- 46:44Speaker 10: Well, I mean you just broke up, so you're probably
- 46:46Speaker 10: not right.
- 46:47Speaker 5: Like I'm fine, I'm gonna go garlic bread, Utah and
- 46:49Speaker 5: Washington Cookies, Iowa, Missouri, cookie dough.
- 46:52Speaker 2: Pennsylvania is gonna change.
- 46:57Speaker 5: If you're from Alaska, Montana, and Wyoming, it is chicken
- 47:00Speaker 5: noodle soup. And if you are from Hawaii, is a candy.
- 47:05Speaker 5: And if you from South Dakota then would break a
- 47:07Speaker 5: food is hamburgers. Hamburgers is a good choice too, ham Burgers. Rachel,
- 47:13Speaker 5: good morning. I understand you got a story about how
- 47:14Speaker 5: your kid made you laugh.
- 47:16Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 47:17Speaker 25: Yeah, Well it was kind of a funny situation because
- 47:19Speaker 25: I mean this was he was five, so he was younger,
- 47:22Speaker 25: and we had just had like a few of our
- 47:25Speaker 25: family members passed away pretty close together, and we were
- 47:29Speaker 25: talking about what happens when you pass away and what
- 47:31Speaker 25: are the options because our family members got cremated and
- 47:34Speaker 25: and so we're kind of explaining that process. And then
- 47:37Speaker 25: like five minutes later.
- 47:38Speaker 13: We was just out of the blue.
- 47:40Speaker 25: He's like, Mom's dad, I don't think I want to
- 47:43Speaker 25: be oven roasted?
- 47:44Speaker 10: Oh my god, yes, so dark.
- 47:48Speaker 14: I know.
- 47:48Speaker 25: For some reason we thought like he associated. We explained
- 47:51Speaker 25: there was like flames and people would go to ashes,
- 47:53Speaker 25: and he thought of an oven and it was smart.
- 47:56Speaker 10: That's like an accurate depiction.
- 48:00Speaker 12: Yeah, truly.
- 48:03Speaker 7: Oh that's hilarious.
- 48:04Speaker 6: I feel like kids in funerals in general have some
- 48:07Speaker 6: like bizarre things to say because you don't really understand,
- 48:09Speaker 6: you get it. My mom loves to tell a story
- 48:11Speaker 6: when I was like three or four, when my aunt
- 48:13Speaker 6: Kathy had passed away.
- 48:14Speaker 7: They had an open casket.
- 48:16Speaker 6: So we're all walking by and apparently my mom's holding
- 48:19Speaker 6: me and I'm like looking around and I'm like, everyone
- 48:23Speaker 6: be quite.
- 48:23Speaker 7: She's sleeping, you know what I mean, Like you just
- 48:28Speaker 7: don't know, Like they're just little kiddos roasted, and my
- 48:33Speaker 7: aunt Kathy did not.
- 48:34Speaker 21: She got up.
- 48:36Speaker 22: We still bring it up.
- 48:37Speaker 13: It's really funny, larious.
- 48:40Speaker 2: I kind of like it.
- 48:40Speaker 11: If I'm a funeral home, I start offering that as
- 48:42Speaker 11: an option. It sounds a little more pleasant and cremated,
- 48:45Speaker 11: doesn't it. I don't know, roasted for your family and
- 48:50Speaker 11: I don't know, Rachel, good marketing, good marketing from that kid,
- 48:53Speaker 11: start showing how your your young child Tim Burton movies
- 48:56Speaker 11: right away?
- 48:57Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's done.
- 49:00Speaker 20: Do you mind if I chime in on this?
- 49:01Speaker 9: No?
- 49:01Speaker 2: Please, I would love it?
- 49:02Speaker 17: Okay, So, uh, Rachel's story reminded me of my grandpa
- 49:07Speaker 17: passed last year, right, and I gave the eulogy and
- 49:10Speaker 17: I'm like going through it and I'm very emotional and
- 49:13Speaker 17: I'm just like just just crying as soon as I
- 49:15Speaker 17: step up to the to the altar or whatever it's
- 49:17Speaker 17: called the.
- 49:18Speaker 20: Electron, and uh, I go. Man, every time my grandpa would.
- 49:23Speaker 17: Answer the phone when I'd call him, he'd always answer Hello, Nicholas,
- 49:27Speaker 17: and I would do anything to hear that again.
- 49:30Speaker 20: And without even a second, my son yells Hello.
- 49:36Speaker 2: Nicholas of the church.
- 49:40Speaker 5: And so that in turn made me laugh and also cry.
- 49:43Speaker 17: And then when we were done, like he only said
- 49:46Speaker 17: it like four or five more times during the eulogy.
- 49:48Speaker 17: So then yeah, he was like, he was like, Okay,
- 49:51Speaker 17: well I got it once. But anyway, great show, have
- 49:53Speaker 17: a great weekend.
- 49:54Speaker 11: Nick Son is twenty one years old, to which the.
- 50:05Speaker 5: Hello, good morning, John Jay and Rich can help you.
- 50:08Speaker 1: Helly, good morning. Is it too late to tell you
- 50:11Speaker 1: a story about being cheated on?
- 50:15Speaker 9: No?
- 50:15Speaker 2: Go ahead? What happened? Love to hear it?
- 50:18Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I'm actually let me start out with this.
- 50:21Speaker 1: I'm the one that cheated so, but she caught me
- 50:24Speaker 1: in a really interesting way, So I don't know if
- 50:27Speaker 1: that qualifies.
- 50:28Speaker 2: Yeah, well, let's hear your story. What's your name?
- 50:31Speaker 19: All right?
- 50:31Speaker 2: My name is Ken? All right, Ken? What happened?
- 50:35Speaker 21: So?
- 50:36Speaker 12: Yeah, So I was in a.
- 50:37Speaker 1: Four year relationship with this girl and I we we
- 50:40Speaker 1: moved and got into a new house, just a rental,
- 50:44Speaker 1: but a very expensive rental. I dropped, you know, quite
- 50:47Speaker 1: a bit of money, like twenty something thousand dollars to
- 50:49Speaker 1: get into this place and invested a lot into it
- 50:52Speaker 1: to make her happy and build a life, right, and
- 50:55Speaker 1: I screwed up. I had a girl come over and
- 51:00Speaker 1: she caught me because she, uh, the other my you know,
- 51:03Speaker 1: my ex tapped into my my kiddie cam, you know,
- 51:07Speaker 1: my little pet camera. She sinked her phone into it,
- 51:10Speaker 1: and she checked it one morning and saw that there
- 51:16Speaker 1: was a girl in my in the house, and uh,
- 51:19Speaker 1: you know, she was a few hours away, but she
- 51:22Speaker 1: she drove, you know, she drove into town to the house,
- 51:26Speaker 1: and she caught me, you know, but so she tapped
- 51:28Speaker 1: into my cameras kind of a kind of an interesting
- 51:33Speaker 1: you know, uh.
- 51:34Speaker 2: Were you in the act, Like she showed up in
- 51:36Speaker 2: the house and you were with the girl in the house.
- 51:38Speaker 1: No, nothing that juicy. Unfortunately, I you know, she uh I,
- 51:43Speaker 1: I kind of had an instinct that she was because
- 51:45Speaker 1: she wasn't answering the phone. I'm like, you know what,
- 51:47Speaker 1: I think she's on her way over. So I took
- 51:50Speaker 1: the girl's you know, luggage and everything, and I checked
- 51:52Speaker 1: her into a local hotel and I kind of cleaned
- 51:54Speaker 1: up the house and but she she knew, you know,
- 51:57Speaker 1: somebody was there obviously because she saw the girl on
- 52:00Speaker 1: the camera. And I I tried to smooth it over
- 52:02Speaker 1: and lie and then and then eventually, you know, we
- 52:05Speaker 1: tried to make it work for a couple of months,
- 52:06Speaker 1: but then the relationship just stated. You know, so it
- 52:10Speaker 1: really sucks because I was in love with this girl,
- 52:11Speaker 1: you know, and I really thin.
- 52:13Speaker 5: So you know what's interesting is that when you said
- 52:16Speaker 5: that she saw you, and she's a couple hours away,
- 52:18Speaker 5: and if she actually caught you still doing it. I
- 52:20Speaker 5: was like, what a love machine you are? She sees
- 52:24Speaker 5: the girl on the camera and then and then.
- 52:26Speaker 2: She drives three hours and bust you and you're still
- 52:28Speaker 2: doing it. Holy smoked can Yeah, I know right, it
- 52:33Speaker 2: was such an idiot.
- 52:34Speaker 12: You know.
- 52:35Speaker 2: You have you tried to get her back? Have you
- 52:37Speaker 2: tried to get her back like you should?
- 52:39Speaker 19: Yeah?
- 52:39Speaker 1: I have, But she's just you know, she's just.
- 52:44Speaker 7: You do you feel like because you were the cheater
- 52:47Speaker 7: and you you kind of had one that got away?
- 52:49Speaker 6: Like moving into your other relationships, is that something that
- 52:51Speaker 6: you hold yourself to a super high standard for.
- 52:54Speaker 1: Well, I mean I'm eventually gonna have to move into
- 52:56Speaker 1: another relationship, you know.
- 52:57Speaker 12: I mean this happened.
- 53:00Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm single now, you know. I mean, yeah,
- 53:04Speaker 1: she won't take me back, you know, but it's probably
- 53:07Speaker 1: for the best, to be honest, it was probably you know,
- 53:10Speaker 1: a good thing that happened in a way because we
- 53:12Speaker 1: were we were already having some issues and some things
- 53:14Speaker 1: and and you know, so you know, it kind of
- 53:17Speaker 1: was like a meant to be type thing. But I
- 53:19Speaker 1: did love her, you know, But now looking back, I
- 53:22Speaker 1: mean it was about eight months ago, you know, it
- 53:25Speaker 1: probably was for the best.
- 53:26Speaker 5: Well, let me let me ask you this, ken, What
- 53:29Speaker 5: if we were to call her for you and see
- 53:31Speaker 5: how she feels.
- 53:33Speaker 1: Ah, that'd be interesting, you know. I mean, I I'm
- 53:39Speaker 1: being honest with you, guys. I've still denied it to
- 53:41Speaker 1: this day. So I mean, I don't think that would
- 53:44Speaker 1: help my cause.
- 53:46Speaker 2: No, I know, so she got the girl on camera.
- 53:49Speaker 2: You've denied it.
- 53:51Speaker 13: Well no, I well, I.
- 53:52Speaker 1: Didn't deny that she was there. I just said that
- 53:54Speaker 1: she was a friend.
- 53:59Speaker 5: I have anything, right, Okay, Now, I got you, I
- 54:06Speaker 5: got you. That would probably give her some peace though. Yeah,
- 54:09Speaker 5: all right, I can.
- 54:10Speaker 2: Thanks. I really appreciate your honesty. Man. It's good to
- 54:13Speaker 2: get an honest point of view the other side. Thanks man. Yeah,
- 54:17Speaker 2: I'm glad you did.
- 54:17Speaker 6: Man.
- 54:18Speaker 2: All right, brother, have a great day. Thanks for me.
- 54:21Speaker 1: All right, you guys too.
- 54:23Speaker 2: But it was a it's a unique situation.
- 54:37Speaker 5: I was a guest on a podcast yesterday and then,
- 54:39Speaker 5: because you know, I've told you guys before, I'm a
- 54:41Speaker 5: hell of a guest. I'm a great guest. And I
- 54:45Speaker 5: was a guest on this person's podcast, and then we
- 54:47Speaker 5: reversed it. She changed clothes. I did not, and then
- 54:50Speaker 5: she was a guest on my podcast, and it was
- 54:54Speaker 5: supermodel Kim Alexis. She's one of the first supermodels. She
- 54:57Speaker 5: was a big she has over five hundred cover she's
- 55:00Speaker 5: on Vogue. She's a done exercise equipment, and she's done everything.
- 55:04Speaker 5: And there wouldn't be like a Tyra Banks, there wouldn't
- 55:06Speaker 5: be Giselle, there wouldn't be these people.
- 55:08Speaker 2: Wasn't for her first. She did it first.
- 55:10Speaker 7: She's like an og.
- 55:11Speaker 5: Og Right, So I'm interviewing her, she's interviewed me, and
- 55:15Speaker 5: after we're done with the interview, we were going to
- 55:18Speaker 5: take a picture together and she tells me this tip
- 55:22Speaker 5: about modeling that completely changed my mouth. You know, there's
- 55:25Speaker 5: always these little things that you always learn about pictures
- 55:28Speaker 5: of how to get that face.
- 55:30Speaker 2: Yeah, she goes, you know, how to take a modeling face, Like,
- 55:31Speaker 2: what do you do right now, Payton, what do you do.
- 55:33Speaker 6: Like sucking in like my cheeks to almost like give
- 55:35Speaker 6: like a fish like but not like fishy.
- 55:38Speaker 7: And then I'm like trying to like suck in my
- 55:40Speaker 7: double chin.
- 55:41Speaker 10: I've always heard the one that if you stick your
- 55:44Speaker 10: tongue on the roof of your mouth, it gets rid
- 55:45Speaker 10: of your double chin.
- 55:46Speaker 2: Yes, she says to me, this is how you do it. Now.
- 55:50Speaker 5: I don't want you guys to do I want to
- 55:51Speaker 5: do it one at a time, and I want us
- 55:53Speaker 5: all to do it in part. We have these cameras
- 55:55Speaker 5: in here. And by the way, since she's told it
- 55:57Speaker 5: to me, I've done it a thousand times. I can't
- 55:59Speaker 5: stop doing it.
- 56:00Speaker 7: Have the difference in your pictures?
- 56:01Speaker 2: No, not yet?
- 56:02Speaker 5: Well I think I look stupid it almost every picture
- 56:04Speaker 5: I take. Okay, okay, you are cured, so okay, so
- 56:06Speaker 5: I'll do it first. So you guys, this is exactly
- 56:09Speaker 5: how she told me. Okay, she gonna go to take
- 56:10Speaker 5: a picture. So this this is my camera, camera one.
- 56:13Speaker 5: So you go like this, You go like this, You
- 56:15Speaker 5: go hey, You just say hey, and you keep your
- 56:19Speaker 5: mouth open.
- 56:20Speaker 2: Hey. Oh my, I'm like, oh, I'm no, Hey. You
- 56:26Speaker 2: looks like you're ready to eat some soup. That's what
- 56:29Speaker 2: looks like?
- 56:29Speaker 10: Are you an excited hey?
- 56:30Speaker 19: Like?
- 56:31Speaker 10: What's the emotion behind the hey?
- 56:32Speaker 7: Like ticked off?
- 56:34Speaker 6: Hey?
- 56:34Speaker 14: Hey?
- 56:34Speaker 2: And when you say hey and you keep your mouth open,
- 56:36Speaker 2: that's that's your like like you're just seeing somebody that
- 56:39Speaker 2: you haven't seen for a little while. Hey, that's your smile.
- 56:43Speaker 5: For the camera, so I'll post a picture of heard
- 56:45Speaker 5: me And she's saying hey, and I'm saying hey, but
- 56:47Speaker 5: I look like I just got hit in the face
- 56:49Speaker 5: of the bat.
- 56:50Speaker 7: I'm supposed to like make your like smiles soft.
- 56:54Speaker 2: She says.
- 56:54Speaker 5: It makes sure she did a whole thing. She goes,
- 56:55Speaker 5: it makes your eyes relax. It makes sure if you.
- 56:58Speaker 7: Have botox in your fac and move.
- 57:00Speaker 2: He doesn't have botox. She doesn't do that stuff. But
- 57:01Speaker 2: she's like, hey, so try Kyle, you go first in
- 57:03Speaker 2: the camera camera to.
- 57:04Speaker 3: Please Okay, hey, hey, hey, I'm right behind the Cayle's camera.
- 57:21Speaker 3: It looks really good from here.
- 57:24Speaker 2: Peyton, do it.
- 57:25Speaker 7: This is so silly.
- 57:27Speaker 8: Hey, you see what I'm saying.
- 57:31Speaker 2: When you say hey.
- 57:34Speaker 5: When you're done saying the word, hey, that's the picture.
- 57:36Speaker 5: It looks it looks good.
- 57:38Speaker 8: Hey, you close your mouth.
- 57:41Speaker 2: Don't close your mom don't put your mouth there.
- 57:47Speaker 7: I feel so stupid because I'm moving my body.
- 57:50Speaker 2: You feel stupid.
- 57:51Speaker 5: But when you take the picture, when you're taking the picture,
- 57:53Speaker 5: you do quietly to yourself. When you're with someone, you
- 57:55Speaker 5: just when next time people come in here where we
- 57:57Speaker 5: take pictures, just go all the heye hay, see that,
- 58:00Speaker 5: Okayer four, Hey, just like that?
- 58:06Speaker 2: Hey, Hey, let me see it. Hey.
- 58:11Speaker 11: I don't know, man, your face, Yeah, I don't think
- 58:15Speaker 11: there's anything that's gonna save that.
- 58:18Speaker 10: We see. But rich is putting more emotion behind the hey,
- 58:21Speaker 10: which is why the emotion behind the hey matters, because
- 58:24Speaker 10: you could be angry hey, and then that's probably not.
- 58:29Speaker 5: She was this exactly what But you just go just
- 58:32Speaker 5: go hey, hey, hey, and that makes you mon. That
- 58:35Speaker 5: gives you the face that you need for pictures, for smiling.
- 58:37Speaker 2: For whatever you do.
- 58:38Speaker 6: Hey, and this woman is like I mean, she's super
- 58:41Speaker 6: mulsh She's probably like perfect, so it doesn't matter what
- 58:43Speaker 6: she said.
- 58:44Speaker 7: She probably looks great and.
- 58:46Speaker 8: Look fine like pickles and.
- 58:51Speaker 2: A freeze frame of Kyle.
- 58:53Speaker 5: If you think about it, it's if you think people
- 58:54Speaker 5: say cheese. That's because when you say cheese, it made
- 58:56Speaker 5: you want to say it made you look like you
- 58:58Speaker 5: were smiling, but it's weird and said it's instead of.
- 59:02Speaker 7: Ridiculous.
- 59:03Speaker 2: I can tell you've been practicing.
- 59:04Speaker 10: Doesn't your supermodels not for us?
- 59:07Speaker 2: Answer the bathroom, I was washing my hands. I'm just
- 59:09Speaker 2: in the mirror. Watchman's going.
- 59:13Speaker 11: That's when you say when you look in the mirror.
- 59:14Speaker 11: I usually come the mirror and I say, oh, dear God,
- 59:16Speaker 11: that's what I usually say.
- 59:19Speaker 2: What happened?
- 59:20Speaker 8: No, no, no, Richard, that was silly.
- 59:24Speaker 5: Hey, yesterday, rich was in New York City in the
- 59:40Speaker 5: iHeart Media Empire Studios at the top of the Empire
- 59:45Speaker 5: State Building and he was doing the show from there,
- 59:47Speaker 5: and we had some technical difficulties every once in a while,
- 59:50Speaker 5: so we couldn't do a Minute.
- 59:51Speaker 2: To Win It.
- 59:52Speaker 5: But so what you did was, if I set this up, Ridge,
- 59:55Speaker 5: rich sent me the ten questions for a Minute to
- 59:57Speaker 5: Win It. Now, he's never shared those questions with anybody,
- 1:00:00Speaker 5: and obviously they' different every day.
- 1:00:02Speaker 2: They're locked in a vault and I win vault.
- 1:00:04Speaker 5: And because there was technical difficulties, I read the questions
- 1:00:08Speaker 5: because I was going to do Minute to Winter but
- 1:00:09Speaker 5: we never got to it. And so in my opinion,
- 1:00:11Speaker 5: those those questions are not tainted. Those are bad questions.
- 1:00:15Speaker 5: You'll never use those questions because I know the answers.
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: They're burned.
- 1:00:17Speaker 5: So when you were gone and you're on the airplane
- 1:00:19Speaker 5: and we were sitting in here later in the much
- 1:00:21Speaker 5: later in the afternoon, because Kyle Payton and I are
- 1:00:23Speaker 5: always working dedicated, and I was like, let's let's do
- 1:00:26Speaker 5: these questions with us, Let's see how hard they are.
- 1:00:29Speaker 5: And we recorded it so just to.
- 1:00:32Speaker 2: Let you know. So we thought, you know, play for
- 1:00:35Speaker 2: you what happened.
- 1:00:35Speaker 5: And it's pretty amazing when you think it was Nick, Peyton,
- 1:00:39Speaker 5: Kyle Me, and out of nowhere, Noah popped in and
- 1:00:45Speaker 5: I was very shocked. And who did well at this
- 1:00:48Speaker 5: game and who didn't do well? So this is Minute
- 1:00:51Speaker 5: to Win It? The John Jay Rich versus what happened
- 1:00:54Speaker 5: off the air yesterday. Here's the deal. Rich's on an airplane.
- 1:00:57Speaker 5: It was going to do a minute twenty. He sent
- 1:00:59Speaker 5: me Minute to Win It and back me up on this.
- 1:01:01Speaker 5: I don't think one person in the show has ever
- 1:01:03Speaker 5: seen his Minute to Win It questions right, never, so
- 1:01:06Speaker 5: because he sent it to me because we're having technical difficulties,
- 1:01:09Speaker 5: I've seen this list, so now it makes it's Nolan
- 1:01:12Speaker 5: voide like this list will never be used again. Okay,
- 1:01:14Speaker 5: So I think it's okay because we always have people
- 1:01:16Speaker 5: complaining about a Minute to Win It.
- 1:01:18Speaker 2: So I'm going to try to read the questions fast.
- 1:01:19Speaker 5: You guys play, and I think the three of you,
- 1:01:22Speaker 5: Nick Peyton and Kyle should play as a team if
- 1:01:25Speaker 5: you want.
- 1:01:26Speaker 2: Does that sound fair?
- 1:01:27Speaker 10: That does not sound fair because it's not really a
- 1:01:28Speaker 10: good test.
- 1:01:29Speaker 2: Well, I don't think any of you guys are going
- 1:01:31Speaker 2: to get these That's why I think.
- 1:01:33Speaker 10: Can we collectively have a minute to answer all of
- 1:01:35Speaker 10: these questions correctly?
- 1:01:36Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. I'll do, one of you at
- 1:01:38Speaker 2: a time, Okay, and I'll just keep going.
- 1:01:41Speaker 7: We have to go in a circle there.
- 1:01:42Speaker 5: I won't repeat no, no, I'm gonna do Kyle, she
- 1:01:44Speaker 5: has a minute to answer ten questions. But once you stop,
- 1:01:47Speaker 5: once you can, then I'll go. Then I'll start over. Okay, Okay, So.
- 1:01:51Speaker 10: On your wait, So do I start the timer as
- 1:01:53Speaker 10: soon as you're done with your first question the way we.
- 1:01:55Speaker 8: Normally, the whole thing canals.
- 1:01:58Speaker 5: Okay, So Kyle, you have a minute to win it.
- 1:02:02Speaker 5: The timer starts after I finished the first question. Kyle,
- 1:02:05Speaker 5: name a TV series starring Gary Oldman.
- 1:02:09Speaker 7: That's when we.
- 1:02:09Speaker 8: Watched I don't remember doing.
- 1:02:14Speaker 14: No.
- 1:02:15Speaker 10: I love this No, I love this one.
- 1:02:17Speaker 19: I love the show.
- 1:02:18Speaker 10: He's it's there, the one where they're the they're the
- 1:02:26Speaker 10: like they're the redheaded step child of the U.
- 1:02:29Speaker 9: K C.
- 1:02:29Speaker 21: I A.
- 1:02:31Speaker 10: And they are called, and that's the title the show
- 1:02:35Speaker 10: what they're called.
- 1:02:39Speaker 2: Okay, So I'm.
- 1:02:41Speaker 5: Okay, you're out, You're all right. I'm gonna go now horses, Yes, Okay.
- 1:02:48Speaker 7: Good grief.
- 1:02:49Speaker 5: I'm now going to go to Peyton. Peyton, I'm gonna
- 1:02:52Speaker 5: give you question number two. It's gonna be your question
- 1:02:54Speaker 5: number one. Okay, So Peyton, the timer starts after I
- 1:02:58Speaker 5: read the first question. Peyton, you have a minute to
- 1:03:01Speaker 5: win it. What is the only book in the Bible
- 1:03:03Speaker 5: that doesn't mention God at all?
- 1:03:05Speaker 12: John?
- 1:03:11Speaker 6: Oh? What is it? Esther?
- 1:03:15Speaker 20: It's all about Nixter.
- 1:03:16Speaker 5: I'm gonna go to you. You you're no in the
- 1:03:19Speaker 5: back of Diane over there. Okay, Nick, I'm gonna go
- 1:03:22Speaker 5: to you. You will get question number three will be
- 1:03:25Speaker 5: your first question. Nick, you have a minute to win it.
- 1:03:29Speaker 5: In Star Wars, what planet is Princess Leah from?
- 1:03:33Speaker 17: It's Princess Lea Orghana from? Oh my God, this is
- 1:03:37Speaker 17: a Nick question. Princess Lea Orghana from they blow.
- 1:03:47Speaker 5: It up a al doron? Yes, Nick, what curd religious
- 1:03:51Speaker 5: leader had to prove he was reincarnated?
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: Does right needs of the cab Gandhi Dali Lama?
- 1:04:01Speaker 6: I think rich purposely made this specific rides.
- 1:04:07Speaker 5: I would have got horses, I would have got all
- 1:04:10Speaker 5: the wrong I would have got Dalai Lama, I would
- 1:04:12Speaker 5: not have got es.
- 1:04:13Speaker 10: Have you looked at all of them?
- 1:04:14Speaker 5: Can we do it to you?
- 1:04:16Speaker 8: Do you have made the question?
- 1:04:17Speaker 7: Give me the questions?
- 1:04:19Speaker 2: All right? Hold on?
- 1:04:20Speaker 5: Okay, I looked at the Maria carry one this last time.
- 1:04:22Speaker 8: I looked at where's the Maria carry one?
- 1:04:24Speaker 6: Okay?
- 1:04:24Speaker 2: The fourth one?
- 1:04:27Speaker 10: Okay, So that there's only four questions left. So John Jay,
- 1:04:30Speaker 10: you have sixty seconds to answer four questions.
- 1:04:34Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:04:36Speaker 10: What type of reptile is a komodo dragon?
- 1:04:38Speaker 2: Dragon?
- 1:04:39Speaker 12: Correct?
- 1:04:40Speaker 2: Lizard is correct?
- 1:04:41Speaker 10: What popular game uses a black eight ball.
- 1:04:45Speaker 2: Pool?
- 1:04:46Speaker 10: Pool is correct? The Ocean state is a nickname for
- 1:04:49Speaker 10: what US state.
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: New Jersey?
- 1:04:56Speaker 10: And there's still one more?
- 1:04:59Speaker 19: What it is?
- 1:05:00Speaker 10: What part of the human body is the hallocks?
- 1:05:04Speaker 2: Your leg brains?
- 1:05:07Speaker 14: No?
- 1:05:08Speaker 8: Keep going your Noah?
- 1:05:10Speaker 20: Noah is calling your hid What you're calling it is
- 1:05:15Speaker 20: the big.
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: Kyle Hallas? What the heck.
- 1:05:26Speaker 19: Round?
- 1:05:26Speaker 2: I think you should be the next contestant that we
- 1:05:28Speaker 2: have the play this game.
- 1:05:29Speaker 5: Holy smoke, who knows that?
- 1:05:31Speaker 12: Why do you know that?
- 1:05:32Speaker 5: Actually?
- 1:05:33Speaker 6: Why do you?
- 1:05:36Speaker 8: Unbelievable well, one day I broke my hallocks, so.
- 1:05:41Speaker 11: That happened yesterday. Rich What do you you guys are
- 1:05:44Speaker 11: something great. I am sort of surprised that you couldn't
- 1:05:47Speaker 11: remember Slow Horses.
- 1:05:48Speaker 10: I'm not surprised. I remember the shows, but I never
- 1:05:51Speaker 10: remember their title Judges. Remember when we watched the Horses?
- 1:05:53Speaker 8: Like which one was that.
- 1:05:55Speaker 11: There's a couple of things that blow me away. First
- 1:05:56Speaker 11: of all, that Nick took so long to get a
- 1:05:58Speaker 11: Star Wars question right, I think you should take away
- 1:06:01Speaker 11: his birthday prize, and that Noah, for whatever reason, knows
- 1:06:06Speaker 11: the HeLEX because I think that's probably the toughest of
- 1:06:08Speaker 11: the bunch of all the questions, and he's like a big.
- 1:06:10Speaker 2: Tone no problem. I think Book of Esther was hard.
- 1:06:12Speaker 2: That is pretty hard. Sorry, yeah, that was really hard.
- 1:06:16Speaker 2: I mean religion, and I.
- 1:06:18Speaker 11: Think John's one of the one of the Gospels, so
- 1:06:20Speaker 11: if he didn't mention God at all, that would be weird.
- 1:06:22Speaker 7: I was just the first thing that came to my mind.
- 1:06:24Speaker 7: I just, you know, you gotta be quick with a
- 1:06:27Speaker 7: minute time.
- 1:06:27Speaker 2: We don't do a whole lot of Bible questions.
- 1:06:38Speaker 5: I saw this thing online about lazy jobs where you
- 1:06:41Speaker 5: make a lot of money.
- 1:06:43Speaker 2: Think about a lazy job besides this one. Lazy John's
- 1:06:47Speaker 2: where you make a lot of money, it says.
- 1:06:49Speaker 5: Turns out some of the highest paid jobs in America
- 1:06:51Speaker 5: are also some of the chillest. A new threat on
- 1:06:54Speaker 5: Reddit has people revealing the lazy jobs that's somehow pulling
- 1:06:58Speaker 5: big money. Some over overnight it workers make six figures
- 1:07:03Speaker 5: just in case something breaks. Oh that's good. Oil refinery
- 1:07:07Speaker 5: operators earn over two hundred thousand dollars a year while
- 1:07:09Speaker 5: just monitoring the systems.
- 1:07:11Speaker 2: Oh so you're not on the oil.
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:07:13Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:07:15Speaker 5: Corporate travel agents can make ninety thousand dollars a year
- 1:07:18Speaker 5: just working from home. Cruise ship lecturers, I don't know
- 1:07:22Speaker 5: what that is. They get big bucks to travel and
- 1:07:25Speaker 5: talk about subjects they love.
- 1:07:27Speaker 6: Oh some like maybe like cruise ship teachers, or like
- 1:07:30Speaker 6: people that like teach you about the oceans and the
- 1:07:33Speaker 6: animals that you're about to see or whatever.
- 1:07:34Speaker 5: Some guy claimed he makes five hundred thousand dollars a
- 1:07:37Speaker 5: year as a hedge fund programmer writing pretty basic reports.
- 1:07:41Speaker 5: I don't understand that hedge fund stuff either at all.
- 1:07:44Speaker 5: A construction project managers that he makes three hundred thousand
- 1:07:47Speaker 5: dollars a year only doing about three hours of real
- 1:07:49Speaker 5: work a day. Wow. Wow, that's a good gig, right,
- 1:07:54Speaker 5: But I mean, is.
- 1:07:55Speaker 2: It really easy, Yetta?
- 1:07:56Speaker 10: I know, I'm like all those like I guess they're
- 1:08:00Speaker 10: kind of lazy until something happens, like the oil refinery, Like,
- 1:08:03Speaker 10: until something happens and all those are going like all
- 1:08:06Speaker 10: the alarms are going off. You have to save life,
- 1:08:09Speaker 10: like landman, you know, and the stuff happens, it's like
- 1:08:11Speaker 10: people could die.
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: We don't know how to monitor an oil rig, you know.
- 1:08:14Speaker 5: It's kind of like in the Michael Jackson movie when
- 1:08:16Speaker 5: his hair conon fired the pepsick thing, which I didn't
- 1:08:19Speaker 5: know it was that. I remember when that happened, but
- 1:08:21Speaker 5: I didn't know it was as bad as it happens,
- 1:08:23Speaker 5: pretty bad as But shouldn't have his security guard been there?
- 1:08:26Speaker 5: Like his security guard that like should have protected him
- 1:08:28Speaker 5: from that. But then again the director moved him. But
- 1:08:30Speaker 5: I was watching it, I was kind of like, man,
- 1:08:32Speaker 5: his security guard should have jumped on him and protected him.
- 1:08:34Speaker 5: But like that's the thing you're getting paid to protect
- 1:08:36Speaker 5: Michael Jackson, So when the time comes, you better be
- 1:08:38Speaker 5: on right, right. Maybe it's boring for five years. But
- 1:08:41Speaker 5: then when someone tries to hurt him, you better be
- 1:08:43Speaker 5: on your game. So when you're on when you're making
- 1:08:45Speaker 5: a lot of money on this oil refinery, but when
- 1:08:47Speaker 5: it explodes, that's your fault, Yeah, you better be on it.
- 1:08:51Speaker 5: Yeah yeah man, yeah, not so lazy anyway more, how
- 1:08:56Speaker 5: you doing?
- 1:08:57Speaker 2: Compelling that you give him really drags me.
- 1:08:58Speaker 5: Christ's time for celebrity who said that?
- 1:09:05Speaker 21: All ready for this.
- 1:09:07Speaker 2: Wout for two? Celebrity who said that, Diana, Good morning.
- 1:09:17Speaker 10: Good morning, Okay, Diana, This game moves fast and furious,
- 1:09:21Speaker 10: and you have to listen very closely. John Jay, we
- 1:09:25Speaker 10: begin with you. Please tell me what celebrity said this, like.
- 1:09:28Speaker 2: You slapped my butt?
- 1:09:29Speaker 5: Now, I'll you know, Yanjiaues you try to slap mine,
- 1:09:31Speaker 5: and I'm going to say no, Tom Cruise.
- 1:09:33Speaker 8: Tom Cruises.
- 1:09:36Speaker 10: John Jay on the board. A rich who said this.
- 1:09:39Speaker 12: I've had every dream in my life come true.
- 1:09:41Speaker 2: I have to say, jo Jay Steele, that's no for
- 1:09:48Speaker 2: the steel.
- 1:09:48Speaker 10: Yeah that was Oprah really right?
- 1:09:51Speaker 2: I tell you might win an award for most of.
- 1:09:55Speaker 7: You're joking.
- 1:09:56Speaker 2: No, I really thought that sounded like him.
- 1:09:58Speaker 12: Huh pleaded again, I've had every dream in my life
- 1:10:02Speaker 12: come true.
- 1:10:02Speaker 5: I have to say, well, no, it does sound like
- 1:10:04Speaker 5: it also sounds like now interesting, No, one's day back
- 1:10:08Speaker 5: there he's having a heart attack.
- 1:10:09Speaker 8: Okay, uh pay in eure up.
- 1:10:13Speaker 7: I think closure is coming that Zenday. I'm talking about
- 1:10:17Speaker 7: you for season three.
- 1:10:18Speaker 10: Correct, all right, Diana, now you get a fuel for
- 1:10:20Speaker 10: the game. Listen closely. It tell me which celebrity said this.
- 1:10:25Speaker 15: I'm so excited to be producing this with Ellen Dakota.
- 1:10:28Speaker 19: She's an incredible actress and people are gonna really be
- 1:10:31Speaker 19: blown away when they see them.
- 1:10:35Speaker 16: I'm gonna go with I was gonna say Benson Boom,
- 1:10:39Speaker 16: but obviously that's not Bensimo.
- 1:10:41Speaker 12: It is a female, not Oprah, not Oprah.
- 1:10:51Speaker 10: No, that was Paris Hilton. But you do have a
- 1:10:54Speaker 10: chance to redeem yourself in a round two. All of
- 1:10:56Speaker 10: the points double in this round, so don't worry. John
- 1:10:59Speaker 10: Jay is on board with two points. He begins round
- 1:11:02Speaker 10: two with this celebrity from Dall.
- 1:11:05Speaker 2: I think people want to know the truth. What there's
- 1:11:09Speaker 2: two voices there?
- 1:11:10Speaker 8: No, No, that is one person?
- 1:11:12Speaker 2: Can I hear it again? From Dall? I think people
- 1:11:16Speaker 2: want to know the truth.
- 1:11:17Speaker 5: Holy smoke.
- 1:11:20Speaker 8: Chris Hemsworth incorrect, John Jay.
- 1:11:22Speaker 10: That is Hulk Hogan A do it doesn't matter. We're
- 1:11:28Speaker 10: playing dead, all right, rich vera round two, which celebrity said.
- 1:11:35Speaker 20: This, she dropped it now that she doesn't need it, Honey,
- 1:11:38Speaker 20: I haven't been needing it for a while.
- 1:11:40Speaker 7: Ooh.
- 1:11:42Speaker 10: I think this is the toughest clip in the entire game.
- 1:11:45Speaker 10: But I figured you could handle this.
- 1:11:47Speaker 11: Somebody with an East Coast accident sounded like Wendy Williams
- 1:11:50Speaker 11: to me, my first guest, I'm gonna go with Wendy Williams.
- 1:11:52Speaker 10: Incorrect, anyone for the steal, didn't think So it's Kimora Lee.
- 1:11:57Speaker 2: Exactly. Guess after Brunemar Simmons.
- 1:12:00Speaker 10: Is gone, she is just Comora, get it right?
- 1:12:03Speaker 12: Yeah?
- 1:12:04Speaker 10: Sorry, Rich, you are also out. Go sit in the
- 1:12:06Speaker 10: pen with John Jay Peyton.
- 1:12:08Speaker 12: You're up.
- 1:12:09Speaker 8: You'll need to get out more.
- 1:12:11Speaker 15: I think.
- 1:12:13Speaker 7: We all need to get out more. That is Hunter Schaeffer.
- 1:12:18Speaker 12: It's not.
- 1:12:18Speaker 10: I'm not Nick throwing you random first.
- 1:12:25Speaker 7: That's what is Rich.
- 1:12:26Speaker 10: Rich is really good at this, so I give him
- 1:12:28Speaker 10: the most challenging ones because he likes a good brain buster. No,
- 1:12:32Speaker 10: that was Sabrina Carpenter. Sabrina Carpenter, and that was her
- 1:12:36Speaker 10: reaction to everyone's reaction about her controversial album cover. I
- 1:12:41Speaker 10: didn't telling her y'all need to get out more. Okay, Diana,
- 1:12:44Speaker 10: it looks like John J. Richard Payton have made round
- 1:12:47Speaker 10: two quite easy for you to take this. This is
- 1:12:50Speaker 10: worth a five points. Please listen very closely and tell
- 1:12:53Speaker 10: me which celebrity said this.
- 1:12:56Speaker 2: Hey there it's Ryan Reynoldsann it's time to say.
- 1:12:58Speaker 13: Good by to my goodness, Ryan Reynold.
- 1:13:02Speaker 10: With my points, Diana has one celebrity.
- 1:13:09Speaker 5: You're gonna go see Benson Boone. Congratulations, Thanks for listening.
- 1:13:12Speaker 12: Thank you.
- 1:13:13Speaker 2: There's a text that just came in.
- 1:13:15Speaker 5: Rich just so confidently saying Bruno Mars during the celebrity
- 1:13:19Speaker 5: Oprah cliff was the damn funniest thing I've heard all week.
- 1:13:22Speaker 10: Also, it sounds like I was like waiting for you
- 1:13:26Speaker 10: to guess again because I thought I thought you were joking.
- 1:13:31Speaker 2: Doesn't Bruno have that kind of same kind of husky voice?
- 1:13:34Speaker 21: Wait?
- 1:13:34Speaker 7: Can you plait again?
- 1:13:35Speaker 12: I've had every dream in my life.
- 1:13:37Speaker 5: I have to say until what she says, I have
- 1:13:39Speaker 5: to say. That's when you can hear Oprah says like
- 1:13:41Speaker 5: Brah Yeah,