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A Fart in the Wind · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous.
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  Speaker 2: It's Lala Kent.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to untraditionally Lala, Hello, gorgeous, Lala Kent, welcome back. Hi, te,
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  Speaker 3: You and I had a buck wild weekend and when
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  Speaker 3: I tell you, I was prepping for it like it
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  Speaker 3: was the fucking Olympics.
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  Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question, always, did you have
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  Speaker 1: a bit of anxiety this morning?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: Why?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know because sleep last night? Neither did I
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  Speaker 1: at all. I need a Sunday, and when I mean
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  Speaker 1: a Sunday, I need a day off in between days
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  Speaker 1: because we had two pool days.
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  Speaker 2: Unwine day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then we got straight home into bed and
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  Speaker 1: here we are. Yeah. I like day.
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  Speaker 3: I totally relate to that. I was totally cool with
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  Speaker 3: the weekend. So it was Jane's birthday on Friday, and
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  Speaker 3: of course she does her annual Dave and Busters.
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  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
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  Speaker 2: She invited so many people.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody at Dave and Bus was there for her party.
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure, Yeah, pretty much.
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  Speaker 3: But I had the time of my life because Teddy
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  Speaker 3: was there.
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  Speaker 1: Can we talk about what a small world? Tell us
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  Speaker 1: it's Larissa's good friend Mandy. So it's Mandy's cousin who
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  Speaker 1: is dating Teddy. What Mandy DMed me and she goes,
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  Speaker 1: so funny, my cousin met you. We'll say valuaboy, we'll
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  Speaker 1: call him value boy. Yeah. Yeah, So she says the
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  Speaker 1: name and I was like maybe there were hundreds of
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  Speaker 1: people and she was like he's dating Teddy and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, no way, yeah, what is Yeah, that's him,
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  Speaker 1: that's it. Yeah, that's her. Cousin's so cute, very good looking.
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  Speaker 3: Guy, very good looking, knowing all.
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  Speaker 1: Knowing that too. That family is that cousin, very good family.
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  Speaker 2: Great, we love that.
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  Speaker 1: For ted that we do.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, gut cackling, you know, belly laughs. I
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  Speaker 3: mean I kicked it with Teddy most of the night
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  Speaker 3: and was hunched over dying laughing. I had the time
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  Speaker 3: of my life. I was like, why do we not
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  Speaker 3: hang out? Your fun and you make me laugh and
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  Speaker 3: you say.
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  Speaker 1: Really shit.
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  Speaker 2: That I like because.
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  Speaker 1: There were a couple of times where I was and
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  Speaker 1: I was like, you're wild, Why he's fucking wild?
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  Speaker 2: That It made me so happy. So she was there.
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  Speaker 3: I know, Zach went on a podcast and like went
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  Speaker 3: in on Janet again.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, damn it, Zach, you're saying things to keep
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  Speaker 1: us from hanging out.
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  Speaker 3: Man, why And I was just at his house like
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  Speaker 3: the night before, and he was like singing a different tune.
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  Speaker 3: Then he goes on twats and he's singing another tune.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, I cannot keep up.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, senior tune, whatever way you want. I
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  Speaker 1: feel different every day too.
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  Speaker 3: No, I here's yes, I understand, but it goes back
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  Speaker 3: to fart in the wind. You're fart in the wind,
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  Speaker 3: you know what. I'm not mad about it, but I
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  Speaker 3: just can't. I just don't follow very easily because I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: I was just with him last night and when was
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  Speaker 3: this podcast? What?
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  Speaker 2: I cannot track or follow. I'm geographically challenged.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if he knows.
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  Speaker 3: Do you literally stay on the valley? He is a
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  Speaker 3: fart in the wind.
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  Speaker 1: Like, he just says stuff and then he leaves and
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  Speaker 1: he's like, I don't even know what I said, but
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  Speaker 1: I love Janet.
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  Speaker 3: Or you get on a call with him, and I've
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  Speaker 3: told this to his face, so I'm not even worried
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  Speaker 3: about it.
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  Speaker 1: I get on a.
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  Speaker 3: Call with him and he's like, so, you want to
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  Speaker 3: know the reason I have an issue with Janet. It
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  Speaker 3: started before the pandemic and I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Like, oh god shit.
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  Speaker 3: Two hours later, I'm like, I'm even more confused now
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  Speaker 3: than I was before the phone call.
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  Speaker 1: I'm very lost.
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  Speaker 3: I think this should be one of those situations where
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  Speaker 3: you just wash your hand new slate clean, slate clean clean.
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  Speaker 3: So we did that, and then a bunch of us
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  Speaker 3: got rooms at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Saturday. And
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  Speaker 3: because I looked through Amex, you know, I fucking love
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  Speaker 3: my Amex. Don't even get me started on my Amex
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  Speaker 3: like my best friend. It never fails, constantly goes through.
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  Speaker 1: That's not true. I know that.
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  Speaker 2: When it gets declined, I'm like, it's your machine.
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  Speaker 3: So I walk across to another store by sudden approved.
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  Speaker 2: And I walk back to the other place.
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  Speaker 3: It was your machine.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, it was your machine has done that.
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  Speaker 1: And every time I do that, I know. And it's like,
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  Speaker 1: if mine gets declined, I use a different card and
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  Speaker 1: I'm like whatever, and then I go in and it
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  Speaker 1: goes declined. Did you make this purchase? Now?
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  Speaker 3: Well, when when things happen like that, I don't get
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  Speaker 3: the email. Everything goes to my business manager, so I
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  Speaker 3: can't see in real time why that would be.
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  Speaker 1: Good to connect to your phone. That might be a
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  Speaker 1: good one. We want to get the deal. When you're
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  Speaker 1: not in this state, just.
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  Speaker 2: Use another card.
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  Speaker 3: I use my City card, the same card that Kristen
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  Speaker 3: Bell talks about when she's I know what you're thinking,
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  Speaker 3: what is Kristin Bell doing on this vacation with her
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  Speaker 3: pretend kids? Just like I'm earning points. I saw this morning.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, hey, I didn't realize. Okay, all right,
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  Speaker 3: when you have.
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  Speaker 1: Your card being advertised, you're like, all right, I have
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  Speaker 1: a good one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah right. I learned about all the benefits in the commercial.
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  Speaker 3: They are very helpful.
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  Speaker 1: I know. Every time I see one, I'm always like
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  Speaker 1: these stupid things, and then by the end of it,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, give me an MX.
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  Speaker 3: So I booked my Bahha through my AMX.
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  Speaker 1: Can we talk about the human crane first?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Janet is the human Trana, Dave and Busters.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what about it? That's only an adult thing. But honestly,
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  Speaker 1: for me, did it not seem like very unsanitary to you?
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to only talk about that because I saw
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  Speaker 1: people in there and I thought to myself, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: going after them.
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  Speaker 3: You know. I didn't get a good look because I
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  Speaker 3: got caught up in a conversation with Katie Janella, who
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  Speaker 3: I had met for the first time at David Busters.
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  Speaker 1: Did you I didn't play games?
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  Speaker 3: No, Easton, I didn't play games. I talked shit with
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  Speaker 3: Teddy the whole time, okay, and.
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  Speaker 2: Thrived to fucking epic time of my life.
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  Speaker 1: All Right, to Beverly Hills Hotel.
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  Speaker 2: We go to Beverly Hills Hotel with the AMEX.
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  Speaker 3: You get early check in and late checkout, right, so
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  Speaker 3: check in noon, I was right there.
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  Speaker 2: Ready to fucking roll.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, checkout is at four, which is usually eleven, so
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  Speaker 3: that's like a really big deal. So we leave our bags.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, we'll take them to your room. We go
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  Speaker 3: to the pool, have a fabulous day. Easton's there like
• 6:50
  Speaker 3: such a good vibe, swimming in the pool, ordering all
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  Speaker 3: types of drinks. Michelle and I do this thing where
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  Speaker 3: we take a shot of olive oil and with lemon
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  Speaker 3: and so the guy comes in and we.
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  Speaker 1: Ask him what that does. Though, well for me.
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  Speaker 2: Personally, it gets things moving, like that's truly.
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  Speaker 3: Why I just lubed your right up.
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  Speaker 2: Right. It's like a little slip and slides.
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  Speaker 1: It's like going to Jiffy lube.
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  Speaker 3: All right, okay, but there's many benefits to it. I
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  Speaker 3: just don't know exactly what they are, but ask Michelle.
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  Speaker 3: Michelle knows all of the ins and outs of what
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  Speaker 3: it does. And we do it with half a lemon, okay,
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  Speaker 3: and then you just chuck it with some water perry
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  Speaker 3: for me.
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  Speaker 2: So we order it.
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  Speaker 3: From the guy and the guy is like, I can't
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  Speaker 3: tell if you're messing with me, Like do you really
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  Speaker 3: want that?
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  Speaker 2: I was like, yes, we really want that. He goes.
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  Speaker 3: I have to say, I've worked at Beverly Hills Hotel
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  Speaker 3: for a very long time. I've had people from all
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  Speaker 3: over the world come here, and not once has anyone
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  Speaker 3: ever ordered this. And I felt like so proud. I
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  Speaker 3: felt like just so bougie, so proud. I was like, wow,
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  Speaker 3: we just gave this guy a first.
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  Speaker 1: I would love to be in with them as they
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  Speaker 1: were pouring the shots, because I guarantee they were like,
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  Speaker 1: these women are the weirdest. Could you imagine you're the
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  Speaker 1: first to ever order a shot of olive oil?
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  Speaker 3: M yeah, Michelle film made me getting them ready. I
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  Speaker 3: told him put it on the menu and call it
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  Speaker 3: the La La Lamp shot. I doubt it'll happen, but
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  Speaker 3: I'm positioned like this, and I do have boyshorts on,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm positioned like this with the olive juice or
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  Speaker 3: olive oil, uh, with the lemon, and I'm squeezing it
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  Speaker 3: in and Michelle's recording and it looks like I'm either
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  Speaker 3: chopping up cocaine.
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  Speaker 2: Like just the position.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, I may have rolled too many like blunts
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  Speaker 3: and joints in my day because I'm like in that
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  Speaker 3: position of doing something naughty. But it felt so good
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  Speaker 3: to watch me just prepping.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, why are you in that post? I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I mean old habits, babe, old habits. So we get
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  Speaker 3: back to the room. I walk in, you guys, I
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  Speaker 3: was like, the function is completely off.
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  Speaker 1: I cannot stay and it was the top room. They said, bullshit,
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  Speaker 1: I cannot stay here.
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  Speaker 3: I make Michelle call first, and then they called back
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  Speaker 3: and they're like, hey, so is there something we can do?
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  Speaker 3: And in my head I'm thinking, well, you call a
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  Speaker 3: construction company and refunctual the room. But I said, you know,
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  Speaker 3: it really is just the funk shway of the room
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  Speaker 3: that I'm not digging.
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  Speaker 1: It's just not.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just not feeling it. So of course five hour
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  Speaker 3: I ordered an olive oil shot and told them that
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  Speaker 3: the funk shway of the room it.
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  Speaker 2: Was totally off. You guys, let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 3: You walk in the front door and it's like wall
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  Speaker 3: jar to the side, ben a little door to go
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  Speaker 3: outside with a chair, so.
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  Speaker 2: You kind of have to maneuver through that. And then
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  Speaker 2: it's like the TV.
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  Speaker 3: On this wall, so I have to like cock my
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  Speaker 3: neck like this to watch it. Then like a cute
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  Speaker 3: little fireplace with a mirror. But I'm like, if the
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  Speaker 3: mirror were there and the TV were there, I guess
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  Speaker 3: I could.
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  Speaker 2: I guess I could deal.
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  Speaker 3: Then I walked into the bathroom and I'm like, oh no,
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  Speaker 3: oh no.
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  Speaker 1: Here, I'll make it easier for everyone to follow. The
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  Speaker 1: room was a suite, so it was like, this is.
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  Speaker 2: Not a suite.
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  Speaker 1: No, okay, this.
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  Speaker 3: Is what I Hate's the man. This is the man
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  Speaker 3: painting a pretty picture with nor what's in front of me,
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  Speaker 3: And this is Mormon. I saw it.
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  Speaker 1: I saw just interrupting before the story's.
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  Speaker 2: Over because I don't like what you're saying.
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  Speaker 1: The room was not supposed to be its own hotel room.
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  Speaker 1: It was a connection to the suite, so you'd walk
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  Speaker 1: in that and it was a couch with a TV
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  Speaker 1: and a fireplace. They made a hotel room and that's
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  Speaker 1: why the funk schue was off. There you go. I
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  Speaker 1: tried to help.
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  Speaker 3: You did help tremendously, but it still doesn't fix the issue.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it never will.
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  Speaker 2: They move us.
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  Speaker 3: They move us to a different room on the third floor,
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  Speaker 3: directly across from Brittany, which is like.
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: Their codependent.
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  Speaker 3: We both decide, Michelle and I I.
• 11:08
  Speaker 2: Don't want to get ready for dinner because I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Tired, so I went with pool hair, covered my malasma.
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  Speaker 2: Tad through some as carol on.
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  Speaker 3: We go down to dinner and when I tell you,
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  Speaker 3: we had a three hour dinner at Polo Lounge, I've
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  Speaker 3: never sat at a dinner that long.
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  Speaker 1: No, I would have had to take a good thirty
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  Speaker 1: minute break.
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  Speaker 3: You know what, though, there were moments that I looked
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  Speaker 3: around the table and I love a round table because
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  Speaker 3: depending on where you sit, you're always at the head,
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  Speaker 3: And I just love that about a round table.
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  Speaker 1: And shaded.
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  Speaker 3: No. But I mean like where Janet was, she was
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  Speaker 3: at the head of the table.
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  Speaker 1: I was at the head of the table because I
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  Speaker 1: need to feel important.
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  Speaker 3: Not what I meant. You can all converse, That's.
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  Speaker 1: What I mean.
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  Speaker 2: When someone's at the head of the table, they can
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  Speaker 2: have on.
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  Speaker 1: The table, but it feels like you're at the head
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  Speaker 1: of the table like.
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  Speaker 2: That, okay for me.
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  Speaker 3: Family, guys, Yeah, happy birthday like you. I meant that
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  Speaker 3: everyone gets to.
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  Speaker 1: I do agree the conversation is better because you're not
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  Speaker 1: sure and I could have dot it that way. I
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  Speaker 1: love around the table because everyone you could have dead
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  Speaker 1: all of that and then at the very ends head
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  Speaker 1: and I felt important to and it would have not
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  Speaker 1: hit as shitty but not centric. I'm glad you felt
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  Speaker 1: like ahead of think I'm going to have.
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  Speaker 3: In the mirror back on myself and look inwards on something.
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  Speaker 1: Slapping the day.
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  Speaker 3: But I looked around and I was like, I love
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  Speaker 3: these people so much.
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  Speaker 2: My cup is so full.
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  Speaker 3: I have high thoughts on a regular basis, Right, you
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  Speaker 3: do you kind.
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  Speaker 1: Of get a placebo effect from like all the people drunk.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, am I kind of losing you? Guys?
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  Speaker 3: I was talking to Janet and Jade, another one of
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  Speaker 3: our friends, about the benefits of fasting seventy two hours
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  Speaker 3: that it like changes you, and she's like, what about
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: it changes you? And I could not explain it, and
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I have to be honest.
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  Speaker 2: I feel fucked up. I don't even know where I
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  Speaker 2: am right now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking on it. I'm sober, and everybody else and
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  Speaker 1: like they when they're drunk, they ask you like the
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  Speaker 1: same thing, and you're like, I we talked about this,
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  Speaker 1: did we?
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  Speaker 3: Not?
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  Speaker 1: Am? I walked up?
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  Speaker 3: So you're guessing your Janet's looking at me because she's
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  Speaker 3: been drinking all day, about twelve gallons of rose and
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  Speaker 3: then she's having like beers by the fucking jar this big,
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  Speaker 3: the beers come out. I'm like, you're gonna be all right,
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  Speaker 3: and she's like this to me, She's like, I'm sure
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  Speaker 3: that it like retriggers things because you're in starvation mode.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, maybe, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: All I know is I feel very grateful right now.
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: Time of my life, time of my life. Next day
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: we check into our cabana, round two, but this time
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  Speaker 3: children come.
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  Speaker 1: And we'll get to the children ruining the day, not
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  Speaker 1: our children, no one in our cabana.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I forgot about that.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: I forget about that.
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: That's how amazing Beverly Hills Hotel is is that I
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: don't even remember the biggest part of the day, You guys,
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  Speaker 3: my child, I bet Sosa will be swimming by the
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  Speaker 3: age of two. I mean, she's fucking crushing. And when
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  Speaker 3: people watch me do what I do, they're like.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like this.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like she's gonna throne because I just kind
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: of like throw her in and let her no.
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  Speaker 1: She yeah, she's like just a potato, you know.
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  Speaker 2: And then you get her out and she's.
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  Speaker 1: And then I go swimming.
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  Speaker 2: It's really really good. People freak out.
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  Speaker 3: The lifeguard kind of started setting up like this, I
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  Speaker 3: may have to save this child from her own mother.
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  Speaker 3: That's okay now, crushing it I And she loves her crocs.
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  Speaker 2: Right now too. She really wanted her crocs in the pool.
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  Speaker 3: She goes, Mama shoes swimming, Mamma sho's swimming. No, but
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  Speaker 3: and how funny that I was like, you can't put
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  Speaker 3: your shoes in the pool.
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  Speaker 2: That would be so filthy.
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  Speaker 1: From now on, shoes only in the pool.
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  Speaker 3: All right, So we rock at you guys from like
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  Speaker 3: twelve to six at this cabana, right, and the day
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: before that and the day before time, we I tell Sosa,
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  Speaker 3: no more swimming. We're not going back in because we've
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: been in all day. This guy jumps in the pool
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  Speaker 3: and I didn't even notice, but everyone starts yelling get
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  Speaker 3: out of the pool.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: There's poop in the pool. A kid had shat in
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: the pool. And not only that, it gets better.
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  Speaker 2: The way they handled it was phenomenal.
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  Speaker 1: I told my friends last night, well, so poop in
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  Speaker 1: the pool. Somebody stepped on it.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: I made that theory up because the guy said, well,
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  Speaker 3: poop doesn't really float, and so we were like.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: Well then you start, yeah, you see something brown.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: Because I was just laying down, I made up that
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: was my theory.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: I thought that was real life. I thought because said
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: it doesn't on it in the pool, and it was
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: just no mashed at the bo.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: Said, well, it doesn't really float because no one saw it.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: No, but I did, you know, Well, I don't care
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: to get into the ship theory. But am I am?
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: I am?
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: I'm traditional or sex unlocked with Sallie. I'm not quite
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: sure because all roads lead to poop with Salie.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: Sally's a shitter. You could say that, yeah, oh Sally
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: sexy bitch on the plane righting her. Somebody who shits
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: their pants and you can't even smell it. I'd be like, sweetheart,
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: come here right, Yeah, I don't have to see her soon.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: You won't see her soon.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Good.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: They keep going because it's really funny what you're saying.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: Well, no, I what about Well I'm lost now just
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: thinking about smeared shit and now Sally's shit. It's just
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: a last scentless scentless shit.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so good.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: But I will say I told my buddy about this
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: incident and he goes, oh, yeah, that used to have
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: it all the time at Cottonwood Heights in Utah. And
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: they go, what would they do? And he goes everybody
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: out of the pool, shock it. Thirty minutes later we're
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: back in. I go, you are all discussing humans that
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: ship Beverly Hills Hotel. Shout out. Then they close that
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: thing down for twenty four hours. Yeah, as they should.
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: Because what's worse getting in there and getting hope or
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: getting in there and having your skin fall off from
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: fucking chemicals.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: I'd rather have my skin fall off from chemicals than
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Pink II from Pooh. Would you put it that way,
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: I mathe right.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing that I've learned.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: I feel like as the more, the more, uh, the
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: more children you have. I don't know, I only have too,
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: but like, really my ex, I think, is who taught
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: Ocean how to swim? Because he, from what I remember,
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: like Riley was swimming at like eighteen months, full on
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: like doggy paddle through the pool going under uh. And
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: Amber has told me that too, that it was like
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: scary because my ex would just throw them in the pool.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: So I'm assuming that's how he taught Ocean. So now
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: it's so so.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: I'm like, well, maybe I'll try it out.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: Like she takes swim lessons on Mondays with Cam and
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: she is crushing. I want to update you guys on mother.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: So she still has like the little bit of tremor.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: She's been on CBD, which has made it so she's
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: not lightheaded anymore. This is what drives me crazy about
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: Mom though, he said, and I'm not even gonna lie.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: The good thing is she won't listen to this. So
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: let's go.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: Friday, before I left to go to Dave and Buster's,
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: I said, how are you feeling? She goes, I've been
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: really lightheaded. I said, did you take your CBD? Because
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: three days prior she goes, I love this CBD. I'm
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: not as light headed, like I haven't been experiencing that.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: I said, great, So she goes, no, I didn't take it.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: I'm like, why when something is working do you not
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: fucking do it?
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Then when the.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: Doctor says this will help you, why do you not
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: do it? If the doctor says you gotta be in
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: PT two days a week minimum, do you choose not
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: to do that? So I had taken her to our
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: primary physician who's working with the neurologist. He's very much
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: in the know. He checks her strength in her hands
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: because she's like, my hands don't work, My hands don't work.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: And he's like, you're very strong, Lisa, you're very strong.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: Are you going to physical therapy? And then he breaks
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: it down. People at your age, when they have a
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: hip replacement like you did, will sometimes go to physical
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: therapy five times a week. There are people that check
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: themselves in for two weeks and are going multiple times
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: a day just to like regain strength and mobility.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: So I am.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: Smileing and he looks at me and he's like, yeah,
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: I think I think you're okay. I think we just
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: have to like give it some time. But you have
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: to remember, if you don't use it, you're gonna lose it.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: There's a reason they say that if you're not working
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: your body. And even before this hip surgery Easton, she
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: wasn't driving. We had to drive her everywhere. Now I
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: don't even feel comfortable with her driving a car. She
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: didn't want to watch Sosa because she was so intimidated.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: By my baby.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: Now she can't watch Sosa like I wouldn't. She watched
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: her the other night, which we left, and she put
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: her down to bed, which was big.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: They did it because she called me when I left
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: and she goes, are you coming home? And I said,
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: if I have to, I can. But that pushes me
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: forty minutes out of the way, and she goes, I
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: think I can do it. So I said I have
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: my phone. If you absolutely need something, call me. I
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: didn't get a call. But then back onto the frustrating
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: thing of things that work that you feel good and
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: then you don't continue to do them.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: The car Okay, okay, okay, tell me tell me.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Guys, this is and maybe some people can help because
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: I can't leave. I led the horse to water, and
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: I can't fucking shove her head in. We are driving
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: to meet you for breakfast or lunch, just at BH
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Sunday with all the kids. She says, I'm not feeling
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: really good. I said, well, what did you eat today?
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: It's noon. She's been up with the kid since eight.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: She goes, well, I didn't eat anything. I had a
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: protein bar and that was it, because I want to
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: have a really good lunch because it's good food. And
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: I said, that's you don't eat because you have eating scheduled.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: You eat in the morning and then you eat again. Right.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: So she's skin bone right now there.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: It is so like she will not eat. And now
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: she's making excuses for like, well, we're going here, so
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to eat and tell them, well you guys,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: and then she feels lightheaded. Then she eats.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Yes, guys went and she's eating like someone who's trying.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: To lose weight. Guys. We ordered a taco from home state.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: She got one taco, one.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: Taco and they're little like street tacos.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: She didn't even eat. She ate half of it, and
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: she goes, I'm full.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: I said, you're eating the whole fucking thing. You are
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: assuming it. There's just little things where she's not trusting herself.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: We have her MRI scheduled. She she just did it.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: We'll get the results back this week. On Brain and Spine.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: She walks up and goes, Lauren, what should I wear
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: to the MRI?
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: I was like, just something.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: I don't know, Mom, what do you think you should wear?
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know what. What do people wear to an MRI?
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: I'm like clothing, clothing, clothing, And then before she.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Goes, do you think I should take a beta blocker? Before?
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: I was like, what do you feel like you need
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: to do?
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: What would you do?
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: I'm like, it doesn't matter what I would do, because
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: I do things based on how I'm feeling. Are you anxious?
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: I'm a little anxious. I think maybe I should take one. Well,
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: there's your answer, Lauren. What are you eating? I'm not
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: really hungry, mom, so I'm probably gonna wait. Okay, then
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: I'll just wait. No, I'm gonna have cereal. Probably all right,
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: I'll have cereal too.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, get on the phone and
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: order some fucking you guys.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: It's like Easton and I are.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: If you're not there and I have your two kids,
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: I have the third kid, and then this it's vice versa.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: It's and this is not me shitting on my mother.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: It's me very confused on how we got here. And
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: I feel and I've said this before in my mom
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: coming out to LA after everything happened, you know, and
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: being a mom, that's what moms do, right in her
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: trying to get me my independence. She gave you all
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: of her, she gave me all of hers, and it's
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: it's a lot. And I think once we get this
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: brain scam back, if everything looks okay, like Easton and
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: I almost have to play good cop bad cop.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Because yesterday, because you Law always gets me because all
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: the time do I need to do? We do? But
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: that's the thing. So I'm always like do I need
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: to do that for it? And she's like yeah, and
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Law will be like, no, you're doing it. Yesterday she
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: had something and you were like, do you want me
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: to cut that for you? And I go, no, she
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: can do it.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah totally. I mean it's as simple as
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: putting a lid back on milk.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: You guys, guys. Not only that she's causing issues now
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: because she has fucking water bottles, guys, and she can't
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: even tighten the.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Little oh they constantly, so then wrench me because I think,
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: And so I pick it up and I go, is
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: this yours?
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: And she goes yeah. I go, I'm gonna put it
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: in my bag. She doesn't say anything. I put it
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: in my bag. It leaked all over, and I go,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: you have no She goes, oh, I don't think I
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: put the lid on, and I go, I know you
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: didn't put the lid on. I don't know. This isn't
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: a thing. This is a for sure fuck her.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: And she puts those things, those pink packages, pink bleaching.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: We love her, we love her so much, but it's
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: it's time. We have to get her independent and push
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: her out of the nest. What that means exactly, I'm
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: not sure.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: The nest is just not me driving the vehicles.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: For a moment, I was like, we're going to move
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: her out like it get here is killing my mother, right,
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: We have to.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: It would be good for her. I always say this,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Can I elaborate though?
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Put her closely in an apartment so she is she
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: has to wake up on her own and get her
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: own food, screw on her own milk, get in her
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: own car to the house. Those were the little things
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: that we were wanting her to do but going.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: On so I kind of soft launch this idea to her,
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: full on tears.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: She comes to the back house and I'm just sitting there.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Who's she? Yeah, oh I do.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Lauren law la La comes to the back house and
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: I'm just in my depressive mode on my bed, just
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: fucking scrolling, thinking when do I have to go do
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: something for my mother? And she comes back and she goes,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: So I think we're doing this. We're getting her out
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: of the house. We're getting her independence. And I was like, Okay,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: this is gonna go well. And she goes, but we
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: may have to get the cops to hear out. I
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: was like, so, what's going on? She's not leaving you guys.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: It was somewhat of a joke because if you're in
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: when you're in, it was a huge joke. If you
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: were in the house. There's been such a turn that
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: just happened overnight where it it makes me very nervous
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: because you guys know my pod, I fucking love my family,
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: but when I watch my mom, who's independent and become
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: like a newborn baby where she can't even make a
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: decision on her own, cannot feed herself on her own.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: I then go I tap into like Mama bear mode
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: where it's like the kid, where it's like, you gotta
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: get a job, get the fuck out of the basement.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: You're not going to school, so go to work, you
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: know where. I'm like, if I want my mom around
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: a long time and we left out at sixty four
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: sixty four, yeah, because he did not take care of himself.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: So now I'm watching my mother at sixty five, and
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I need to make sure that you're around
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: a long time.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Yes, And that's what scares me because there's little things
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: that like I'm connecting to the two and I was
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: blind to it the first go around. So I'm like,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: you need to start fucking caring. Man.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to get into pop culture news, but
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: let me tell you this part very quickly. There are
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: twenty seasons of Real Housewives of Orange County. So East
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: and I have this conversation about my mom. I'm calling
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: my best friends that we grew up with in Utah.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: Their mom and my mom have been best friends since
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: since junior high school. Their mom is single, trying to
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: figure her life out.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: I call them.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: I was like, what are the chances that we get
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: these two living together? They've lived together before. They're very
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: good for each other. They talked about they would hike,
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: walk the neighborhood. Make sure to cook half of the
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Golden Girls is the best way to put it. So anyway,
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: after that whole ordeal, East and I are sitting on
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: the couch twenty seasons you guys of OC and what
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: is the episode that comes on the one where Vicky
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: gets the call at Shannon Badoor's house that her mom
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: has died. Eastern saw me on the couch. I cried,
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: and I'm trying to like hold it in contract, run
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: it Aer and I go by the way, we're never.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Kicking them out.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: It was like Lauren, I just thought that same thing.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: I was like, never, never, We'll have a difficult conversation, but.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: That was gone.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: Put that fucking episode.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: I was sitting on the couch next to my mom,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: just like tears ring, and it was.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: Counts of episode that all of them, that's the one
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: that she's gone.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: And she's like, I just want my mommy. And I
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, I could cry right now. I want
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: my mommy where I just want for the rest of
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: my life.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: So that was the turn that it took.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Anyway, she's stuck at the house and she can continue
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: what she's.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Doing and keep playing good bat uh.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: Supermodel Cafe is about to open by Bethany Frankel, and
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: it's going to be like all of her snacks that
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: she does. I don't know if you've ever watched Bethany Frankel,
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: but she'll be like doing makeup tutorials whatever. But she
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: also does like cottage cheese snacks. You know, her whole
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: background and elevation is in food. So I kind of
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: love the idea. If you could have a supermodel snack,
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: what would it be? I already have mine in mind.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Well, this figure just keeps itself, but mine, I really
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: like like wheat thins okay with cream cheese. Oh, but is.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: That a supermodel snack? That sounds okay? All right?
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: I mean this figure doesn't lie.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: That's actually way true. Good for you.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: So I have two Oh tell me, tell.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Me, Mom got me on it with her supermodel figure.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: She's steal mine. I'm gonna be p o oh, go on.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: And I'll say, what is it?
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: It's the rice cakes with peanut butter.
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: I'm saying, see, that would be like the dessert one
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: for me, but I've also gone addicted.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: So the rice cake with peanut butter.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: We usually get like the popcorn flavor or the chocolate one,
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: but I like the white cheddar and then you mix
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: up avocado to make it like guacamole, basically put it
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: on your rice ca You could add.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Like a thin layer of cream cheese. I'm cool with that.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: But then McCormick has this buttered popcorn salt and you
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: just put it the tiniest little like like seasoning.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: I like the cheddar, the cheddar cheese ones.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: But yeah, so Bethany, if you need like a La
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: la featured snack on your supermodel supermodel cafe menu.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: And you need that supermodel if you.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Need a model, here he is because like he said,
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: this could get no lack.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: These long dancers legs can get the move in.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: I'm so excited about because right now I'm only watching
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: I finished in the City five Stars, I am caught
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: up on o C. I'm like needing my next hit
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: of a show. Ultimate Girl Trip is about to air
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: phenomenal cast.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: You don't really know. Do you know a lot of Housewives?
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I just the one thing I know was last Sunday
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: was the last Sunday without football. That's all I know.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: Last Sunday was the last Sunday without football. Wow, I'm
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: so thrilled about this. By the way, Raven's just reached
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: out gave me a list of their home games.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Take a good as what we're gonna do. But back
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: to the point, No, I do not. I haven't watched,
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: so I.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: Don't know how many people are allowed on Real Housewives
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: Ultimate Girls Trip, but I think I would pick I mean,
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: I always love Tamra Judge, so I would go Tamra.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: Let's I really am enjoying Shamiah on Atlanta right now.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: I think she's fucking crushing it, so that whole cast
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: is kind of killing it.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: I'm caught up on that too.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: Shamia, Let's give her a whack at it. I love
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: the idea of I mean, Ashley Darby's pretty legit, but
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: maybe like, give me give me a throwback Potomac. It's
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: not really that throwback, but Karen Huger throw her in
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: the mix.
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  Speaker 1: I like that.
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  Speaker 3: Then I want to see Erica Jane and who would
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: my last one be? I need like someone who's fun
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: in a voice of reason. Maybe I'm going to do
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: Heather because I think she's great and she's the voice
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: of reason and I find her easy to watch.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: But then you can't have one without the other when
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: it comes.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: To Marisol and Alexia. So there's my what that's eight?
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: And if I were on it? Oh, so it's not
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: just housewives.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: If I was on it, I would want.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: People are gonna hate me for this, Amanda.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: I would want Lindsay Hubbs, I would want Gia Judice,
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: and probably I would have to bring Brooks, toros Ja.
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  Speaker 3: I would want Janet Caperna and Zach. That's my seven.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: Sally's gonna be my plus one. We're gonna tag.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: Team this shit.
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  Speaker 3: I love that because you gotta have Sally on there,
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: because we would have so much fun and Sally shitting Sally,
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: do not give her that name dream She's gonna be
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: fucking furious. She's gonna lose her freaking mind.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. If I can get shit in Sally going,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: that means I've got some poll.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Amen to that.
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: Zach Wickham did twats with Tamar and Teddy and this
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: motherfucker in the TikTok which everyone was trying to get
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: me riled up about. This one at the BH Hotel.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: I was like, you guys can truly not kill my
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: fucking vibe today, like it's Sunday inn with my kid DONKEYA.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: Plus I might.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: Choose Schwartzy too. They did this TikTok where they put
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: two names of and it was like returning to the
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: valley La La or Schwartz, and he chose Schwartz.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Do I text him and like fuck his ass up
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: over this?
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: No? I think you say, like buck Zach.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: I'm at your a apartment. We're singing karaoke. Meanwhile, in
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: the back of your mind you would rather be with
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: Schwartz than me.
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  Speaker 1: I would have there would have been some damage.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: We're about to start something.
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  Speaker 1: You guys.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much for listening to another episode of
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: Untraditionally La La. I'm going to catch you here we go.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: Tee it up, get your Google calendars out. I will
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: catch you tomorrow for sex Unlocked with Myself and Sally Wednesday,
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: another regular old episode of Untraditionally La La Thursday and
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: Unlikely affair heirs, and Monday you can catch the untraditionally,
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: La la bonus, love y'all, Bye,