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THE DISCLAIMER: Birthday Back Paddock · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you men bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Get Up Even Closer on Instagram, YouTube, and tik tok for.
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  Speaker 2: How Doggies for to siven every weekday on radio HURC
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  Speaker 2: No good, Hello, How you feeling?
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  Speaker 3: Jason Rearview Mirror was in the six hundreds?
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 2: What's that about?
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  Speaker 3: Here?
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  Speaker 2: What are we doing? What are we doing that?
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  Speaker 1: It's a great song exactly?
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  Speaker 2: Do you guys vote for it?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 3: Not? I don't like didn't you mate?
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  Speaker 1: I did?
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  Speaker 4: But I'm outraged. I am filthy. I'm okay, thanks, Casey.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a little sore.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a little lakey.
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  Speaker 1: But other than that, I'm tickety boo.
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  Speaker 2: What have you been doing? Magie?
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  Speaker 3: Working working for you? Actually? To day, kezy, fucking asshole?
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  Speaker 2: Why are you working for me? What the hell?
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  Speaker 3: Amen? Work for you?
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  Speaker 5: Brother might have something for your keys. He might have
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  Speaker 5: something for your brother, you know, key over here?
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  Speaker 1: Is it in the sort of October area?
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  Speaker 4: Is it going to be around then that he has
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  Speaker 4: to potentially do this?
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  Speaker 5: Cancel the old could be, this could be for years JS.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, a long term obligation for all.
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  Speaker 2: Keyer obligation That sounds great. Yeah, you'll love it. You
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  Speaker 2: absolutely love it.
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  Speaker 3: But you never know.
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  Speaker 5: Keys will probably fall about, nothing will happen. So what
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  Speaker 5: I'm not doing is getting your hopes up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't even know what it is. What if
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  Speaker 2: you something I'm not even interested in, Oh, you'll be
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  Speaker 2: interested in cars.
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, good day, jolly good day. Beautiful, isn't it great?
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  Speaker 5: I was up at Mendiska five o'clock in the morning.
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  Speaker 5: Wake up, get up, Yeah, sun comes up, bloody beautiful morning,
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  Speaker 5: go for a walk. All of that's true, except I didn't.
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  Speaker 3: Get for a walk.
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  Speaker 6: The adjacement for a four hour How did that go?
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  Speaker 6: How badly did you? Two loser?
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  Speaker 1: Shoot us up and spat us out?
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  Speaker 7: Mate?
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  Speaker 2: Fucking me up? Man, it fucked me up? Like it
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  Speaker 2: was like watching like Cameron to a.
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  Speaker 3: Camera, Camen to a camera.
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  Speaker 4: Nice And at about the midpoint he said, I think,
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  Speaker 4: Hoidy j it's time for you to take me out
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  Speaker 4: to the back peddick.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think I'm gonna get any better at golf.
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  Speaker 6: It might be back.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, cause yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Eighteen today nonetheless, ship but beautiful day. And at the
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  Speaker 4: end of the day from the head, it's a good
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  Speaker 4: it's a bloody good war. It's a beautiful spot. It's
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  Speaker 4: fucking hard to walk, but it's all good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we're blowing the cob webs out.
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  Speaker 3: Mogie.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought it was all about man, what do
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  Speaker 2: they say there?
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  Speaker 5: My Yeah, I've got something along the line of is
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  Speaker 5: it my wine is too sweet? My steakers to some
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  Speaker 5: you know, like.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 2: I've never heard that, so the audience wouldn't have heard that.
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  Speaker 5: My lobsters to battery, mysteak is too juicy. So having
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  Speaker 5: having something really great going on, but you're still finding
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  Speaker 5: reason to complain.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, it wasn't great. Yes, fucking brutal, nice walk,
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  Speaker 2: I'm playing golf.
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  Speaker 5: A lot of people keezy, and most of the people
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  Speaker 5: listening would have been hard at work. Probably hard at work.
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  Speaker 5: Now listen to you complain about one around plane eighteen.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, well they didn't do Like the best they did
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  Speaker 6: wasn't a double bogie. Literally the entire day, the best
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  Speaker 6: hole I got was a double bogie. What does that
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  Speaker 6: tell you that you suck that? I yes, something just
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  Speaker 6: sucking on. You're reading it, and I'll say that Jason's like,
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  Speaker 6: this might be my best ever birthday.
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  Speaker 3: That's quite good.
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  Speaker 5: Hell on that Take four minutes before he brought up
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  Speaker 5: his birthday.
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  Speaker 3: You love your birthday.
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  Speaker 4: Happy birthday, man, hell keep birthday bath.
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  Speaker 2: Happy, happy more guys.
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  Speaker 4: It was weird actually because I was hooray. You don't no,
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  Speaker 4: I was speaking y.
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  Speaker 1: Why was he born? Tibutreful? I wasn't born at all?
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  Speaker 3: To anyone, He's not, You said.
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  Speaker 2: All, how are you living? Bugs?
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  Speaker 6: And I heard Radio They Big Show podcast speaking.
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  Speaker 1: To my wife about half an hour ago, and I
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  Speaker 1: mentioned it.
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  Speaker 4: I said, oh, I told Kesey's birthday and she said,
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  Speaker 4: I said his birthday today?
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  Speaker 5: And I went, yeah, it is annoy you when you
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  Speaker 5: said it's old Keasey's birthday and she said his birthday today?
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  Speaker 3: Do you say it? Well? What did I just fucking say?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't say that you thought it?
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  Speaker 4: Ah?
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  Speaker 1: And then she said, oh that's cute, and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: why is that kid?
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  Speaker 3: He's thirty five. For God's sake. I think cute about it.
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  Speaker 2: Because we played golf on my birthday. Ok.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, maybe can I ask how are your partner's real birthdays?
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  Speaker 1: Mine is meticulous?
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 4: She knows everyone's birthday, She's got a calendar, she never
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  Speaker 4: misses one.
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  Speaker 1: I missed them all.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Facebook tells you everyone's birthdays.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, if you're on If you're on Facebook, he's too
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  Speaker 5: busy plowing through.
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  Speaker 3: The Yeah, my busy.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 4: I made the mistake on Instagram there of commenting on
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  Speaker 4: a Trump video and you know how I feel about that,
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  Speaker 4: and it's under my name?
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  Speaker 3: What was your no?
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  Speaker 4: I was it was on a video that he was
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  Speaker 4: on and I just in the comments and someone and
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  Speaker 4: someone had to go at me and I and they
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  Speaker 4: went hoy jizz and.
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  Speaker 3: No no they were yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But anyway, I thought, oh, yeah, okay, but I liked
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  Speaker 4: his comment, and I thought that's a good thing to
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  Speaker 4: do with people like that, is when they give you
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  Speaker 4: ship to like their comment, because what do they do
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  Speaker 4: with that?
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  Speaker 3: Then that's right?
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  Speaker 1: They go, oh, I like my comment.
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  Speaker 3: I hope it did.
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  Speaker 1: He realized I was dissing them.
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  Speaker 3: Did you delete your coming? No good? I hope it
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  Speaker 3: puts it in my feet so I can see. What
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  Speaker 3: did you say, Oh, we don't.
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  Speaker 4: Do politics in this place. Yeah, I know, but I
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  Speaker 4: was it was just that thing of you know, I've
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  Speaker 4: had one of those. I've had a couple of little
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  Speaker 4: runnings today.
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  Speaker 3: To the other one. I'm looking forward to the other one.
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  Speaker 3: Did you ever run it?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: This morning after we left, after we live.
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  Speaker 1: From when you golf and I was, I have a
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  Speaker 1: little wretchel, I will tell you on this, Okay.
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  Speaker 6: No, well it wasn't someone at the golf course. No, okay,
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  Speaker 6: worried about you guys are band? It was.
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  Speaker 2: You can't even play the course anymore.
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  Speaker 1: They're so lovely out there, They're really nice.
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  Speaker 3: But anyway, good day, Yeah, man, how do you go comparatively?
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  Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing, though, I had a couple of
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  Speaker 4: rounds of ninety one out at Waytakay, that's fucking good
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  Speaker 4: for me. And since we've been back, I've had a
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  Speaker 4: couple of blowouts. I think what was I today, Keyze
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  Speaker 4: one hundred and two or something. Horrendous, man, Keezy was
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  Speaker 4: about one hundred and eighty seven or something.
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  Speaker 6: That's the funny thing about playing with Jase is He'll go,
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  Speaker 6: I've had like three, I've had two triple bogeys in
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  Speaker 6: a par on the last three part threes, and I'm like, cool, Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I had three triple and then I tripled the next one.
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  Speaker 2: Then I tripleed boge But he's still the one efing
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  Speaker 2: and Jeff.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well he's got our standards, that.
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  Speaker 2: Is the thing. I've got no standards.
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  Speaker 1: And I was about to say that.
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  Speaker 4: I was about to say to Kesy, you know, on
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  Speaker 4: the goods, you know, because when you're looking for positives,
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  Speaker 4: when you're looking for positives when you know stuff's not
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  Speaker 4: going well. And I was about to say to Keysy
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  Speaker 4: before he played a shot, well, you know, the good
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  Speaker 4: thing that I've noticed, Kezy is you're not losing many
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  Speaker 4: balls anymore.
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  Speaker 1: But I held off that comment. He played that shot
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  Speaker 1: straight into the bush.
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  Speaker 2: Damn it up again and did the same thing again.
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  Speaker 1: The bush, and I went, I'm glad I didn't say
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  Speaker 1: that was the one.
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  Speaker 3: Hell of a game.
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  Speaker 6: It is.
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  Speaker 3: What's I mean tonight?
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  Speaker 1: Then?
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  Speaker 3: Old man?
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  Speaker 2: I love making, but I love making.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh, is there any rules around I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Know, birthday love making?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, every time there is. That's it's guarantee.
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  Speaker 3: Old slim dunk keys, old.
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  Speaker 6: Lay up the old layer. They called me, Uh, are
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  Speaker 6: you're going out for dins and having the dumplings? Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: we're just going to the dumpling place. It's gonna get takeaway,
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  Speaker 6: yeah probably, Yeah, get some noodles in that. Then I'll
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  Speaker 6: put my wife's a bit of like eight thirty.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Good. And then it's the dream, isn't it alone? Alone?
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  Speaker 4: On?
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  Speaker 3: Your told me against the boys?
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  Speaker 1: Your wife is going to blend up some Tofi and
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  Speaker 1: Capsican for you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, smoothie.
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 6: She she made a lovely cake and I was like,
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  Speaker 6: what a really nice pan of cake. And I was
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  Speaker 6: and I was like, can I take this into work
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  Speaker 6: because yesterday? Are you bringing it a cake? Or do
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  Speaker 6: we have to get you one? Consequently, no one's got
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  Speaker 6: me a cake. I don't think that's all g to
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  Speaker 6: be honest.
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  Speaker 2: Oh have you got one?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 3: No, there's one coming, this one coming.
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  Speaker 2: I was kind of hoping it wasn't.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it was meant to be a surprise, but you
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  Speaker 3: fucking ruined it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, there's one every year.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never got a cake.
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  Speaker 3: No, you don't get a cake.
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  Speaker 1: Do you get a cake?
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  Speaker 4: Monkey?
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  Speaker 1: Actually you did get a cake.
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  Speaker 3: I think i'll get a cake of it's Monday to Friday.
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  Speaker 1: I've told this story one hundred times. But we had
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  Speaker 1: a cake when I went.
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  Speaker 4: When I left kindergarten, they used to give everyone that
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  Speaker 4: left kindergarten the.
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  Speaker 1: Cake, and I never got a cake.
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  Speaker 3: You should go back there.
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  Speaker 1: No bullshit, I never got a cake. And I remember
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  Speaker 1: saying to my dad, why did I never get a
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  Speaker 1: cake when I left Candy? Everyone else got a cake?
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  Speaker 4: And then he told me because I got kicked out
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  Speaker 4: of kindy because of my gang, my gang? And then
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  Speaker 4: I who I got to push a girl off the
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  Speaker 4: playground and she broke a leg.
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  Speaker 3: Cake and I didn't for being a piece of ship.
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  Speaker 1: So I was expelled from kindy for fact sake.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's bad man. What a naughty boy?
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  Speaker 3: Were you like?
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  Speaker 2: The ring leader?
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  Speaker 3: I was this hell man? Combat?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Disgusting behavior?
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  Speaker 5: Hey yeah, and sxious as well, because I noticed he
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  Speaker 5: didn't push anybody over who was a boy?
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  Speaker 2: Why did you push it?
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  Speaker 3: Because you went.
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  Speaker 1: On that front.
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  Speaker 3: I was going to say, someone that wasn't your own time.
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  Speaker 1: I douched all the feelers.
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  Speaker 7: Them.
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  Speaker 2: No, you cleaned out.
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  Speaker 1: I beat the ship out of the water.
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  Speaker 4: I beat the ship out of them, and that's why
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  Speaker 4: they became my gang.
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  Speaker 3: Listen to it.
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  Speaker 5: That's funny because I can't remember anything from when I
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  Speaker 5: was at Kindy, and your memories are like it's yesterday.
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  Speaker 5: I can't remember that he was held back at Candy,
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  Speaker 5: you didn't get out till his third, But I do.
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  Speaker 1: Remember not getting my cake. I was like fucking filthy
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  Speaker 1: about it.
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  Speaker 2: Bullshit.
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  Speaker 6: Man, Hey, big show four or seven weekdays, already A
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  Speaker 6: heard k