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It's 5:20 Somewhere - Can You REALLY Trust Your Best Friend Around Your Man? 👀 · Club 520 Podcast

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to It Is 520 Somewhere. I am your girl, B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B.
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I was just saying shit. I wasn't
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Speaker 1: even really talking about you no more.
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Speaker 2: Hey, y'all.
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Speaker 1: How you feeling, mama?
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Speaker 2: Good.
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Speaker 1: You look amazing. Thank you. I love the earn out.
0:32
Speaker 1: I love the bus now.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm about to go back to my ways and
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Speaker 3: start getting my hair ironed out now.
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Speaker 1: Let's do it. The curly hair is just a lot
0:42
Speaker 1: of maintenance. We love when you switch it up. Thank you.
0:45
Speaker 1: The shrinkage is real. You didn't know.
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Speaker 3: I've seen your hair keep getting longer because you cut
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Speaker 3: your hair what?
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Speaker 1: How long ago now? Probably... Like a year and a half.
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Speaker 3: But it's like I can see your curly hair getting
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Speaker 3: longer and longer.
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Speaker 1: I'm like, I wonder how long her hair really is.
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Speaker 1: Down her back, period. Y'all. Inches. Into my right.
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Speaker 4: Keep.
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Speaker 1: Keep. Keep. Keeping up with Kiki. Keeping up with Kiki.
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Speaker 1: What it do, boo? I love Barbie. Hey, y'all. How
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Speaker 1: you feeling? I'm good. I lost my voice a little bit,
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Speaker 1: but we gonna take it. Drinking? Yelling? Yes, girl. Yelling
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Speaker 1: and drinking and drinking and yelling. Yelling, drinking and drinking
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Speaker 1: and yelling and just having too much fun. Too much fun.
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Speaker 1: That's when you know you had too much fun. You
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Speaker 1: wake up the next day like... Because if you go
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Speaker 1: find a video, you somewhere probably back there like, Hey!
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Speaker 1: That's definitely what was going on. Who was you hyping up?
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Speaker 1: Because it wasn't us.
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Speaker 3: No, but you know how it be when you get
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Speaker 3: with the girls. And also, let me say this too.
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Speaker 3: So many people ask me about y'all. I always go
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Speaker 3: out with y'all. I'm never out by myself. So many
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Speaker 3: people asked about y'all. Somebody had me call Trap. Somebody
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Speaker 3: had me call Barbie.
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Speaker 1: Don't do that no more. Neither one of these hoes answered.
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Speaker 1: Did you answer? I was asleep. Yeah, I was asleep too. Sleep.
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Speaker 1: But also, it was really cute.
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Speaker 3: Like, I literally, like, so many people, aside from asking
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Speaker 3: where y'all was at, they was like, I'm so proud
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Speaker 3: of y'all.
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Speaker 1: Y'all are doing so great. I'm so proud of y'all.
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Speaker 1: I got that so much last night from men and women.
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Speaker 1: So I'm like, it was like so cute. It was
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Speaker 1: the best thing ever.
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Speaker 4: Oh, sweet.
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Speaker 1: We can go straight into our drink after that. Cause
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Speaker 1: the drink is called pod passion. Yeah. Pod passion. And
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Speaker 1: we got some passion fruit puree, freshly squeezed lime juice, tequila.
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Speaker 1: And then I just topped it with a spice. sparkling water.
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Speaker 1: We got some mint in there. Yeah, yeah, get into it.
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Speaker 1: We've already been drinking it. Oh, that's good. Mm-hmm. It's
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Speaker 1: good and it's pretty. Like, y'all, let's get into Fit Check.
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Speaker 1: Fit Check, get your butt wet. Come on, Kiki, with
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Speaker 1: the kaleidoscope dress. Kaleidoscope, wow. It's so cute. Yes, ma'am.
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Speaker 2: Yes, ma'am.
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Speaker 1: Super cute. Sides cut out. Okay, I thought it was
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Speaker 1: just one side. She got freaky on both sides.
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Speaker 5: Both of them.
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Speaker 1: Yes, ma'am. This is Come on, tribe. The thick one. Boom, boom,
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Speaker 1: with the back out. Yes, ma'am. That dress is real cute.
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Speaker 1: It's really cute. Y'all got the cutest little dresses. Come on,
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Speaker 1: tell the girls where to tap in. Amazon. Amazon? Oh, period.
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Speaker 1: We love the Amazon fine. Girl, I'll be on Amazon
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Speaker 1: because it just comes so quick.
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Speaker 5: The convenience.
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Speaker 1: And we always got to have something every Sunday. Amazon,
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Speaker 1: tap in with us. We love you. I just ordered
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Speaker 1: a bed today off Amazon. I did. It'll be here
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Speaker 1: September 1st. Definitely had a few Amazon beds. My couch
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Speaker 1: is fucked up, y'all. Can't even get up like a
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Speaker 1: real person. So cute. Girl, yes. Like the sun. But, sure,
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Speaker 1: I said what I said and I say it again.
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Speaker 1: I got this from City Trends. In the back, they
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Speaker 1: pop that pussy like your mama.
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Speaker 2: Do. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So cute. You look cute.
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Speaker 3: I love that you wore that shirt today because I
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Speaker 3: don't like how motherfuckers keep coming.
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Speaker 1: Stolly Mount, Deebo. Stop my girl out. Y'all got her
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Speaker 1: fucked up. Turn me up, Quay. They said I was 40.
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Speaker 1: They said I was fat. They said I was a
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Speaker 1: two and a half in Mississippi. They said I got
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Speaker 1: a whole bunch of kids. Like, why do y'all do that?
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Speaker 3: A motherfucker says something y'all don't like and y'all just
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Speaker 3: automatically start throwing bullshit out there.
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Speaker 1: That is so mean.
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Speaker 3: Like, y'all do know it's okay to disagree with what
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Speaker 3: a motherfucker say without slandering them.
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Speaker 1: Y'all, someone, a man hopped in my inbox. He felt
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Speaker 1: so strongly about it that he came to my inbox
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Speaker 1: and then blocked me. He said... Not blocked you. Seek therapy, love.
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Speaker 1: Getting on them folks show, embarrassing yourself. You're single, 40
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Speaker 1: years old, a damn bartender, got kids. Yeah, your imagination
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Speaker 1: is wild. Talking about 10K, bah, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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Speaker 1: And then blocks me. 40? Bitch, I'm 32. Kids? I
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Speaker 1: got one. A bartender? Yes. Bro, I'm gonna get that
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Speaker 1: fast money. I'll probably make more money than you, mister. Probably.
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Speaker 1: Where are these hoes? My imagination, baby, I'ma always take
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Speaker 1: shit straight to the moon. Lift off and beyond. Cause
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Speaker 1: me buzz light, yo. But guess what?
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Speaker 3: You achieve new goals and new heights by being delusional.
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Speaker 3: Not saying that you're delusional.
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Speaker 1: Oh, I am. But, okay, period.
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Speaker 3: So, yeah, you gotta be delusional in order to achieve
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Speaker 3: new goals.
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Speaker 1: Fuck you, Danny.
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Speaker 5: Okay?
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Speaker 1: His name is Danny. Danny. Danny boy. Fucking loser. That
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Speaker 1: was weird.
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Speaker 3: You're weird for even taking time out of your day
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Speaker 3: to write my girl like that.
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Speaker 1: No, like what? You came in early. You're too invested.
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Speaker 1: Too invested. And then blocked me. And he's so ugly.
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Speaker 1: And he made me. So not only am I delusional,
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Speaker 1: but I got a little ADHD and a lot of
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Speaker 1: other things that go on in his brain of mine.
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Speaker 1: I looked at him and it made me think of
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Speaker 1: Johnny Appleseed because he had a big old like beard
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Speaker 1: and stuff. And I just realized that Johnny Appleseed is
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Speaker 1: a real person. I thought that was like a fictional character. Oh, damn.
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Speaker 1: He is, huh? I don't know. They had him when
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Speaker 1: I was driving down 38th Street. It was a billboard
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Speaker 1: of like the greatest 250 Americans. It just said Johnny Appleseed.
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Speaker 1: What did he do? I don't remember. I remember we
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Speaker 1: learned about him in school. What did Johnny Appleseed do? Yeah,
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Speaker 1: he was there. Not that one. You didn't pay attention?
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Speaker 1: No one knows. It was like a little nursery rhyme.
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Speaker 1: That's why I always thought he was fake. He's an
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Speaker 1: American who? An American gardener. He's not. He's not real.
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Speaker 1: American pioneer. Across the Midwest. Oh, okay. I mean, yeah,
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Speaker 1: I knew he did something with apples, but I'm saying, like,
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Speaker 1: what made this nigga to be like, Johnny Appleseed, greatest American?
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Speaker 1: I wish he would have planted one in my backyard.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Well, they killed all the trees. Oh, look, it says,
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Speaker 1: are there any Johnny Appleseed trees still alive? Click that, Milk.
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Speaker 1: I know that's right. Johnny Appleseed birthday about to come up.
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Speaker 1: He got a green thumb. He just does it all.
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Speaker 1: Johnny Appleseed was a real man named John Chapman who
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Speaker 1: worked as a pioneer nursery man. Nursery man. He strategically
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Speaker 1: planted fence. Oh, in Pennsylvania, Ohio, and Indiana. Wow. Yes. Okay. Well,
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Speaker 1: shout out to Johnny. Hey, speaking of Ohio. Speaking of,
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Speaker 1: fuck Johnny Appleseed. Speaking of Ohio.
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Speaker 3: They got that shit in Ohio.
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Speaker 1: Shout out to the Sin City heroes. Look at these.
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Speaker 1: fine as beautiful as black man what a beautiful chocolate
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Speaker 1: man i just want to let y'all know over i
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Speaker 1: want to see what it would what the rest is
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Speaker 1: okay baby i'm trying to be so i was like
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Speaker 1: i want my sticker you know how you get a
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Speaker 1: little sticker from the fireman girl the hill ain't got
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Speaker 1: shit on y'all listen look at these beautiful black men Hey,
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Speaker 1: I'm not even going to lie, y'all.
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Speaker 3: I got a friend who lives in Cincy, and she
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Speaker 3: said the girls out there go low for their niggas.
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Speaker 1: And I see why. What's that mean? Like, go low. Like,
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Speaker 1: they'll take it there for real. They not letting... They
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Speaker 1: going low like this. They'll fuck up your car. They
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Speaker 1: pulling up. They doing all that. So, they're calling your job.
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Speaker 1: They're doing all types of weird shit. Oh, they do
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Speaker 1: that weird shit here, too. Listen, I go low for... Listen... Hey, Mr. Fireman.
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Speaker 1: I actually set my house on fire one time. I
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Speaker 1: wish y'all would have pulled up. I might have did
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Speaker 1: it again. I'm just playing. But them is some fine-ass men.
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Speaker 1: And y'all know I love a man in uniform.
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Speaker 5: Just, mm.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you do. Uniforms definitely hit a little different. We gonna, hey,
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Speaker 1: since he is a hop, skipping away. So if you
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Speaker 1: see this Sin City fire, it's 520 somewhere. Say, ah. Yo,
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Speaker 1: fine-ass day. Listen. Because I feel like the men in uniform,
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Speaker 1: they really be the good men. Those are the men
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Speaker 1: that you want to look for. Allegedly. They be cheaters. Yes,
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Speaker 1: it's a thing.
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Speaker 3: Firemen, policemen. The men in uniform, them be the ones
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Speaker 3: that be all in all the girls' likes. You get
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Speaker 3: one of them, and they be like, you going to
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Speaker 3: see your men in all the.
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Speaker 1: Girls' likes. That's any man. No, it's not. And, Trap,
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Speaker 1: you supposed to be taking up for these black men.
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Speaker 1: I'm saying this is what... They say you a cheater.
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Speaker 1: They do say that. So that's why you point the
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Speaker 1: finger back. But I'm not. Yeah, they just say your profession.
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Speaker 1: So anybody that's in a profession that helps somebody is cheaters. No,
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Speaker 1: I just said the man in uniform. No, like, it's
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Speaker 1: a thing. Dang, they said don't date the... I don't know.
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Speaker 3: The three Ps. Policeman, Physicians... And somebody else.
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Speaker 1: I don't know. It's promoters. Them damn promoters. Professional, What's
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Speaker 1: them men called?
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Speaker 3: Trainers Oh my gosh Definitely not no fitness trainer Photographers Yeah.
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Speaker 1: You know when you point one finger at somebody It's
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Speaker 1: three pointing back at you Pole dancers Pole dancers I
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Speaker 1: definitely don't think I could be with a photographer For
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Speaker 1: sure Look at Malk.
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Speaker 3: Especially like the ones in our city who always taking
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Speaker 3: pictures of like the girls.
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Speaker 1: How you be oiling the girls up, Malk? Mike said
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Speaker 1: he sprays the girls. He never touches them. What do
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Speaker 1: you do? Freaky Malk. Motion Malk. You use it. How
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Speaker 1: you put it on them? They put it on they self.
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Speaker 1: That's nice. You just watch. freaky freaky freaky I don't
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Speaker 1: know I'll take my chances.
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Speaker 3: Right at this point shit they all they all cheating
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Speaker 3: shit they.
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Speaker 1: All cheating rinse them off this is this.
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Speaker 4: Kind of off topic but I wanted to say it
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Speaker 4: was pie another day y'all said something like yeah you
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Speaker 4: said something like yeah y'all not hood niggas just cause
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Speaker 4: a nigga don't act just cause a nigga don't seem
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Speaker 4: like he's a hood nigga I just know.
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Speaker 1: How to I like that though who said that me Yeah,
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Speaker 1: that's what y'all said. We said they not street niggas. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: it's a difference between a nigga in the street and
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Speaker 1: a hood nigga. You didn't grow up in the hood. Okay,
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Speaker 1: so you know the hood niggas, we're not saying it
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Speaker 1: in a bad way.
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Speaker 5: I ain't saying it like that.
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Speaker 1: Nah, make your point, nigga. What you got to say?
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Speaker 1: He said, I'm a hybrid. No, yeah, and that's the thing.
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Speaker 1: And there's some hood niggas that you wouldn't even know
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Speaker 1: they hood niggas because they know how to, a lot of,
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Speaker 1: and I just say everybody bashes the hood niggas, but
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Speaker 1: a lot of them that struggle and the things that
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Speaker 1: they had to go through made them into better people
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Speaker 1: that they are today. They're a little smarter. They're a
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Speaker 1: little quicker. They're not trusting of everybody, and they still
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Speaker 1: got that little oomph in them that we be. You know,
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Speaker 1: not all hood niggas is bad niggas. I like nerds.
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Speaker 1: I want a suburbian kid.
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Speaker 5: No.
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Speaker 1: I guess. I grew up in the hood. I'm a ghetto.
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Speaker 1: What that got to do? Nobody in my neighborhood had locks.
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Speaker 1: None of the women did. That's more of like a
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Speaker 1: sultry thing to me.
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Speaker 3: For girls.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I grew up in the hood. I don't think that...
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Speaker 1: I know some ghetto bitches. I ain't no ghetto bitch.
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Speaker 1: I cuss a lot. Oh, baby, you know. Like you said,
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Speaker 1: they don't know how to... You can't take them nowhere.
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Speaker 1: It's just in them. They just wreak the hood. Don't
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Speaker 1: do a PLS.
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Speaker 3: You'll see what ghetto bitches look like.
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Speaker 1: Hey, bitch, I be in PLS getting my money orders.
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Speaker 1: You get free money orders at PLS. The bank charges you.
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Speaker 1: Why are you charging me for this piece of paper?
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Speaker 1: That is weird, though. PLS gives me my money orders
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Speaker 1: for free. Shout out to PLS. Oh, well. Never mind.
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Speaker 1: I have a little hood, but in respect of talking
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Speaker 1: about hood niggas and professional men and just dating... How
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Speaker 1: do y'all feel about, like, publicly dating? Like, if somebody
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Speaker 1: want to take you out on a date, are you
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Speaker 1: trying to go to the duckiest, duck-awful places, or are
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Speaker 1: you okay with being seen in public with somebody? I'm
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Speaker 1: fine with it.
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Speaker 3: I'm fine with it, but I would like to, but
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Speaker 3: I like to duck off a little bit. But if
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Speaker 3: we see people while we out there, I'm not tripping.
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Speaker 3: But I like to go to the outskirts to go
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Speaker 3: on dates, like Carmel and shit like that.
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Speaker 1: Why?
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Speaker 3: I don't know, it's just, it's nicer out there for one.
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Speaker 3: They got more options. And, um, I just feel like.
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Speaker 1: You're trying to be dope.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: The only issue is now if you go on a date,
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Speaker 3: like you used to be able to just date and
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Speaker 3: that's all it is. Now if someone sees you on
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Speaker 3: a date with somebody, they're automatically going to assume that
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Speaker 3: y'all screwing.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: And then you never know, like seeing, like if you
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Speaker 3: go somewhere with somebody and like where other people are, it,
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Speaker 3: It could lead to, at least in our city, it
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Speaker 3: could lead to mess, like, so quick.
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Speaker 1: And then, like, how do y'all feel about, though, like, okay,
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Speaker 1: because they say you're never supposed to just date one person.
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Speaker 1: They say that's a big flaw in women, that we
14:24
Speaker 1: date one person and get overly locked into them. When
14:26
Speaker 1: you're dating, you're supposed to date. So then how do
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Speaker 1: y'all feel about being seen on different, you know, like, damn,
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Speaker 1: I just seen Trop with such and such, and now
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Speaker 1: she ain't here with such and such, like... I don't care.
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Speaker 1: You wouldn't care? I don't care.
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Speaker 3: Because they don't, like, people talk anyways. So whatever y'all assume,
14:45
Speaker 3: that's on y'all. That don't have nothing to do with me.
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Speaker 1: I generally don't care.
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Speaker 3: But I feel like we all got that one person
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Speaker 3: that we like.
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Speaker 1: If I'm on a date with a nigga.
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Speaker 3: I do not want to run into that particular ex
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Speaker 3: or baby daddy or whatever.
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Speaker 1: But outside of like that, it's just like, y'all don't know.
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Speaker 3: Y'all feel like if y'all was on a date, You
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Speaker 3: don't got one person in your past or whatever you like.
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Speaker 1: Not no more, I don't. I don't anymore. If you
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Speaker 1: see me, keep it stepping. Take a picture. Oh, right, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Do I look cute with this man or not? You did. Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 3: I was just, like, getting drinks with a guy. Don't
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Speaker 3: you think it was awkward? I mean, it was awkward,
15:27
Speaker 3: but it was funny. And then, so that guy, now
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Speaker 3: he be like, man, every time I see your baby daddy, he.
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Speaker 1: Be mugging the shit out of me. Did you speak?
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Speaker 3: No I didn't To my baby daddy No Cause he
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Speaker 3: walked in Seen me with a guy He like Walked
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Speaker 3: He walked straight to the He saw us walk straight
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Speaker 3: to the bathroom Came out the bathroom He walking behind
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Speaker 3: me And he goes Stupid bitch.
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Speaker 2: And then like Walked out And I'm like The guy
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Speaker 2: didn't know I'm like That's my kid's father And he
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Speaker 2: was like Oh for.
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Speaker 3: Real He said I see that nigga in here all
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Speaker 3: the time All the.
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Speaker 1: Time How would y'all feel? I don't want to deal
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Speaker 1: with that. How would y'all feel if y'all seen somebody
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Speaker 1: out on a date? Like, how do y'all think y'all
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Speaker 1: would handle that?
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Speaker 3: I mean, just, yeah, just that one, that would be, like,
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Speaker 3: so weird and awkward, but I'd probably keep it clear and.
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Speaker 1: Keep it pushing. I, like, I wouldn't feel no type
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Speaker 1: of way.
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Speaker 3: Shit, one time, I went to go, when I went
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Speaker 3: to go visit my baby daddy in the hospital, bro,
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Speaker 3: I walked in, and it was a girl in the room,
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Speaker 3: and I was like, this is awkward.
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Speaker 1: Y'all be going through the, but I kept it so cute.
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Speaker 1: I'm like, whatever.
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Speaker 3: Cause we don't deal with each other. So it's like, it's,
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Speaker 3: it's really no thing. It's just like weird, you know, like,
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Speaker 3: and you might feel a little something, but I'm like,
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Speaker 3: Oh well, whatever.
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Speaker 1: I stopped talking to a dude. We, we didn't even
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Speaker 1: get to like really start even talking. Like we went
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Speaker 1: to like a non-public place and he had a messy
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Speaker 1: ass cousin and that was, like, recording, and she got
17:07
Speaker 1: us on there and, like, posted it on social media,
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Speaker 1: and everybody fucking seen it. And I felt like she
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Speaker 1: did that on purpose. Yeah, she definitely did. And so
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Speaker 1: I was like, I'm cool, because that's weird. I don't
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Speaker 1: like being seen with people, because I don't know how
17:19
Speaker 1: long it's going to fucking last. And I don't need
17:21
Speaker 1: you attached to me at all. So I don't really
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Speaker 1: like that. I don't want to be seen until we, like,
17:26
Speaker 1: overly locked in. So that shit with the messy cousin,
17:28
Speaker 1: she put it on social media. I don't know who
17:31
Speaker 1: all seen this. And I was just like, That was corny.
17:35
Speaker 1: And like, it wasn't his fault, but it's like, you
17:37
Speaker 1: got weird people around you. I don't even, I don't
17:40
Speaker 1: even play like that. And it's so early. I mean,
17:43
Speaker 1: what date was this?
17:44
Speaker 5: First.
17:44
Speaker 1: Yeah. Run.
17:47
Speaker 3: It's just like, it sucks that nowadays you have to be,
17:50
Speaker 3: you have to think about things like this. And then
17:53
Speaker 3: also like men like to use pretty women or women
17:59
Speaker 3: with who have some type of status or lit bitches
18:02
Speaker 3: or whatever. As an accessory, you also have to think,
18:06
Speaker 3: I don't want to go somewhere with this man and
18:08
Speaker 3: pipe him up, and he's using me as an accessory.
18:11
Speaker 1: True. That's with men. That's with friends. Ooh, friends. It's
18:17
Speaker 1: a weird space, because now being out, I'd be at
18:20
Speaker 1: the grocery store, and people would be like, It's 520 everywhere.
18:23
Speaker 1: I'll be like, I'm ugly as hell in here. I'm
18:26
Speaker 1: about to whoop my son. No, dead ass bitch. I
18:29
Speaker 1: think twice before I leave the house now. I don't.
18:31
Speaker 1: I can't leave out looking as busted as I used to.
18:33
Speaker 4: It's crazy, though.
18:34
Speaker 3: I walked into my kid's game yesterday, and this guy
18:38
Speaker 3: was like.
18:38
Speaker 1: Walking in like a celebrity.
18:40
Speaker 2: Period.
18:40
Speaker 3: And then I didn't hear him at first, and then
18:42
Speaker 3: he said, walking in like a celebrity. It's not like
18:44
Speaker 3: he said my name, so I'm not thinking he's talking
18:48
Speaker 3: to me, but after he repeated himself.
18:50
Speaker 1: I, like, turned around. I'm like, oh, hey, like. It's
18:53
Speaker 1: so awkward. I don't know. My daughter wore our big
18:56
Speaker 1: three shirt to school. Oh, that's cute. And she had teachers.
18:59
Speaker 1: She's like, my gym teacher watches y'all show.
19:02
Speaker 3: And he, like, she was saying something about him. But, yeah,
19:06
Speaker 3: she was like, my gym teacher watches y'all show. And
19:09
Speaker 3: I be running into people that watch y'all show and stuff.
19:11
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, that's so cute.
19:13
Speaker 1: That is so cute. Do y'all think that y'all could
19:15
Speaker 1: ever mix pot and. with, like, a significant other or, like,
19:20
Speaker 1: a baby dad or anything like that. Like, there's, like,
19:24
Speaker 1: shows that are, like, couples or, like, Jess Hilarious, like,
19:29
Speaker 1: her and her baby father, like, how they move around
19:32
Speaker 1: and stuff. Do you think that you could ever be in, like,
19:34
Speaker 1: a pod space with your significant other, child, father, ex,
19:37
Speaker 1: anything like that? I mean, sure. I could do it.
19:41
Speaker 1: Why not? Y'all gonna be turning this bitch up. I
19:45
Speaker 1: don't know. I wouldn't want to. Please. Just leave it
19:48
Speaker 1: to me, babe. Just leave it to me. I got it.
19:50
Speaker 3: I'm not never gonna say never, but it's not my
19:52
Speaker 3: ideal situation.
19:54
Speaker 1: Them couples be going at it. And then just imagine
19:58
Speaker 1: a baby daddy. You know, they just so disrespectful sometimes. Oh,
20:01
Speaker 1: my God. You're not gonna sit on this couch and
20:03
Speaker 1: shit on me. Get your ass around. But I seen
20:06
Speaker 1: this video. Mel, can you play that video, please? They
20:09
Speaker 1: had a white couch like ours. So they were potting
20:12
Speaker 1: at this. He was potting, and he was introducing his
20:16
Speaker 1: wife to his guests. And look what God's thinking to say.
20:20
Speaker 5: All right, my bad.
20:20
Speaker 1: Come on, cut. All right, my bad.
20:32
Speaker 3: All right, my bad.
20:34
Speaker 1: All right, my bad.
20:35
Speaker 4: All right, my bad.
20:36
Speaker 3: All right, my bad.
20:37
Speaker 5: All right, my bad. All right, my bad.
20:43
Speaker 1: Now she got a motherfucking horse on the back of her.
20:49
Speaker 1: He was totally out of pocket. Because I would have
20:52
Speaker 1: probably said the same thing. Did he not know that
20:54
Speaker 1: it was his wife? I think he said, he introduced
20:57
Speaker 1: something about my wife and she came and he said, damn. No,
21:01
Speaker 1: he didn't. He did. That is disrespectful. That was so disrespectful.
21:07
Speaker 1: Contain yourself. They were asking in the comments, they were saying, like,
21:12
Speaker 1: was that a compliment or was that just pure disrespect? Like... Yeah,
21:17
Speaker 1: that's disrespect. Disrespect. But what was he trying to accomplish?
21:21
Speaker 1: I didn't see all the whole conversation because why are
21:23
Speaker 1: you bringing your big booty, fat-ass booty wife on this
21:26
Speaker 1: couch like that? And she got that on. Looked like
21:29
Speaker 1: a horse from behind. You said I brag different.
21:32
Speaker 5: I think she had on leggings. I don't think she
21:34
Speaker 5: had on leggings.
21:35
Speaker 1: Yeah, she had on leggings, but they were skin tone
21:37
Speaker 1: and tight. Look, paint it on. Malk, while we at it,
21:42
Speaker 1: is there certain things that your girl can wear if
21:44
Speaker 1: y'all going out with, like, your guy or your family, like... Nah.
21:48
Speaker 5: Nah, you going out with family. Like, all right, now,
21:52
Speaker 5: you and me represent.
21:53
Speaker 1: But she that thick, so anything she wears is gonna look...
21:57
Speaker 1: What is... And.
21:57
Speaker 4: Then you should have, like, some type of respect, like,
22:00
Speaker 4: all right, I'm about.
22:03
Speaker 5: To be.
22:05
Speaker 1: I think that this is gonna be a respectful dress.
22:07
Speaker 1: That ass is still gonna look crazy in it.
22:11
Speaker 5: You naked?
22:14
Speaker 4: You can see all your titties.
22:20
Speaker 1: Y'all like to take y'all little honeys out as a group.
22:22
Speaker 1: Y'all be triple dating whatever y'all be doing. So when
22:25
Speaker 1: she go to the club.
22:27
Speaker 5: I'm not even double dating. Triple date, double date. I'm solo.
22:32
Speaker 1: You be triple dating. I do not. Well, y'all be
22:35
Speaker 1: going to the club.
22:35
Speaker 3: Y'all, well, we did go to the club, and I
22:37
Speaker 3: was like the fifth wheel, and you and Fred had
22:40
Speaker 3: y'all little booties.
22:42
Speaker 1: That was a date. Well, hey, you with the guys.
22:45
Speaker 1: Club dates are fun. Oh, yeah, club dates are fun.
22:48
Speaker 1: It was a platonic situation.
22:50
Speaker 5: I had my sweetie. Vicky was just sad.
22:55
Speaker 1: On.
22:56
Speaker 2: Yeah.
22:56
Speaker 1: She had a little.
22:59
Speaker 2: What?
22:59
Speaker 3: Who you at?
22:59
Speaker 1: I ain't having little nuts in. I didn't have shit.
23:02
Speaker 1: I was single and Yeah. Fred is my work boyfriend. Hey, Freddy. Nah,
23:15
Speaker 1: I'm just playing. Don't beat me up. Y'all both got dimples.
23:18
Speaker 1: Fred got dimples. Don't he? I don't know. I think
23:25
Speaker 1: he do got dimples.
23:26
Speaker 5: He said, I don't know. Period.
23:34
Speaker 1: Okay. Y'all lit together. The guys come over. Well, she
23:40
Speaker 1: got to stay in the room. What's up, Fred? We
23:42
Speaker 1: done been out before. This and that. Get out the
23:45
Speaker 1: guy's face. Put on the robe. What's that? What's the
23:49
Speaker 1: proper etiquette when you got company over?
23:50
Speaker 5: Okay.
24:01
Speaker 4: I know they, I know they body, but you my girl,
24:04
Speaker 4: so you got to keep in mind, like, it's a
24:07
Speaker 4: service day.
24:08
Speaker 5: Like, yeah, this nigga Prince coming over. I'm a, you're
24:11
Speaker 5: a spanker.
24:13
Speaker 1: For y'all. That's what I was going to say. I
24:16
Speaker 1: like to stay out the way. Just completely out the way. Like,
24:19
Speaker 1: I'll pop in, hey, your new freshness in the kitchen.
24:21
Speaker 1: Might not even do that, yeah. No, for real.
24:23
Speaker 3: I'm not even going to say, I don't mix and
24:26
Speaker 3: mingle with, My niggas niggas. Like, if he tell me
24:29
Speaker 3: to say hi, then I.
24:30
Speaker 4: Will, but.
24:32
Speaker 1: We not bro, brother, none of that. Like, bro, y'all
24:37
Speaker 1: do y'all. Them is your friends. Y'all do y'all. I'ma
24:40
Speaker 1: do me.
24:41
Speaker 3: And usually I talk to guys who that's how they
24:45
Speaker 3: like it anyways.
24:47
Speaker 1: Like, when we... Shit, we not... Y'all gotta keep key
24:50
Speaker 1: with these niggas.
24:51
Speaker 5: Yeah. I ain't gonna lie, though. My nigga girl, I'm not.
24:57
Speaker 5: I might not even talk.
24:59
Speaker 4: Yeah.
25:01
Speaker 1: And I don't think that's awkward. Yeah. I was, I
25:05
Speaker 1: was younger when I had, like, in-house dick, and, um,
25:08
Speaker 1: so when his, his friends was, like, my brothers and
25:11
Speaker 1: shit like that, but it was still, you know, a
25:13
Speaker 1: line of respect, but I could still, like, speak with them,
25:15
Speaker 1: to them, and.
25:17
Speaker 3: I think it depends a lot on the guy, though. Like,
25:20
Speaker 3: because some men do not play that.
25:22
Speaker 1: I like that. And some are inclusive. Like, some, you know, like,
25:26
Speaker 1: some people, like, move in platonic friendship groups and stuff
25:28
Speaker 1: like that.
25:29
Speaker 3: And them are the type of men who's, like, cool
25:31
Speaker 3: with that and, like, want you to be a part
25:33
Speaker 3: of the friend group.
25:34
Speaker 1: Type shit. Like bringing in the chicken wings and making
25:37
Speaker 1: the appetizers. He might want me to bartend. Hosting. When
25:42
Speaker 1: you get with a person and you host with them.
25:44
Speaker 1: If y'all locked in for so long, they people become
25:46
Speaker 1: your people.
25:48
Speaker 3: Even if it's some food at the house. I didn't
25:50
Speaker 3: have my ex have been like, yeah, boy, go ahead
25:53
Speaker 3: in there and make you a plate if you want some.
25:56
Speaker 1: My bitch not making it. Hell, I ain't making no
25:59
Speaker 1: nigga no other plate.
26:00
Speaker 3: Kiki had like a boyfriend who, remember you was like,
26:06
Speaker 3: he don't even like it when people ask him about me, like,
26:10
Speaker 3: because it's like, bro, that's my girl.
26:12
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you saying you like my girl. Right, so
26:15
Speaker 1: you like my bitch. That's funny. But, I don't know,
26:19
Speaker 1: I love hosting, too. I miss that. I want to
26:21
Speaker 1: be in a relationship to be able to host. I
26:24
Speaker 1: like stuff like that, like, for sure. But I think
26:26
Speaker 1: that that might come with maturity, too.
26:28
Speaker 3: Do you think as 40-year-old niggas, like, stay in the back,
26:30
Speaker 3: don't talk to my girl, da-da-da, don't say hi, don't speak, da-da-da.
26:34
Speaker 1: It is. What?
26:36
Speaker 3: They don't trust they friends.
26:38
Speaker 1: They definitely don't trust, that's really what it is. They
26:41
Speaker 1: don't trust they friends. Do they not trust they friend
26:43
Speaker 1: or they don't trust they girl? I think they friends. Yeah,
26:47
Speaker 1: I think it be they friends. They know they can
26:48
Speaker 1: trust they woman.
26:49
Speaker 3: Because if I'm talking to somebody, I'm probably talking to
26:52
Speaker 3: the big homie.
26:52
Speaker 1: He don't want his friends. I will let you put
26:58
Speaker 1: baby in a corner.
26:58
Speaker 3: I will do that, but I feel like it's more
27:00
Speaker 3: fun if we can all coexist.
27:03
Speaker 1: Anybody want Cousin Skeeter? I'm looking at older niggas.
27:08
Speaker 5: I already felt some type of way about older niggas.
27:12
Speaker 5: I done had this past week or two.
27:16
Speaker 4: Females done told me these old niggas been talking crazy
27:19
Speaker 4: on my name.
27:20
Speaker 1: Oh, they ain't no motion milk? They ain't dirty macking
27:25
Speaker 1: on motion milk.
27:26
Speaker 5: In the club, on dates, all that.
27:28
Speaker 1: Damn, they wrong. Tell them niggas there's nothing you can do.
27:32
Speaker 1: Look at me. What they say?
27:34
Speaker 5: Motherfucker tell her shit, he say, you know Malcolm, da-da-da. Like, yeah, like,
27:38
Speaker 5: we cool. He said, yeah, I know that nigga ain't
27:40
Speaker 5: spending money on you. I know that nigga ain't treating
27:43
Speaker 5: you good.
27:45
Speaker 1: Well, mouth, they heard it on the pod. Did you
27:46
Speaker 1: want my bitch a taco? I think they're judging off
27:49
Speaker 1: of your podding. That's why I told y'all, this podcast
27:53
Speaker 1: affects dating. It literally does. I had to have that
27:56
Speaker 1: 10K conversation with the guy I'm dating. I'm like, bro,
27:59
Speaker 1: how did it go? Girl, we argued, and I stood
28:02
Speaker 1: on what I had to say. And he was like,
28:03
Speaker 1: I asked you to quit your job, and I said,
28:04
Speaker 1: and that's why I didn't entertain it, because I'm not.
28:07
Speaker 1: The first... the pod is my job that's the biggest
28:10
Speaker 1: thing that niggas want me to stop doing so you're
28:12
Speaker 1: trying to stop my emotion do they really yes that's
28:16
Speaker 1: crazy and my thing is that's why i said 10k
28:18
Speaker 1: and i don't even feel like that's enough if you
28:20
Speaker 1: want to be honest because if we pod right the
28:24
Speaker 1: opportunities that we can have from podding will exceed 10k
28:27
Speaker 1: a month so bitch no I get where you was going, Barbie. Yeah,
28:33
Speaker 1: and I like that y'all had disagreed with it, though. Like,
28:35
Speaker 1: y'all was like, no, you know, so just being honest,
28:39
Speaker 1: but I just feel like the things, I have my
28:41
Speaker 1: mobile bartending business, I have my regular job, and I
28:44
Speaker 1: have the podcast. You're telling me to walk away from
28:47
Speaker 1: all of that.
28:48
Speaker 3: So in my brain, in that scenario, I would hope that,
28:52
Speaker 3: I wouldn't even think that saying fuck potty would be
28:56
Speaker 3: an option.
28:56
Speaker 5: That's working.
28:57
Speaker 1: Oh, quit my nine to five. Quit my nine to five.
28:59
Speaker 1: And I still get to do this. And you still
29:01
Speaker 1: give me five bands a month. Perfect. Thank you. But also,
29:04
Speaker 1: I'm a person that I really want to be rich. Like,
29:07
Speaker 1: I really, really want to be rich. So I don't
29:09
Speaker 1: mind working towards that. And also, I said the 10K
29:13
Speaker 1: because if one day that nigga wakes up and he
29:15
Speaker 1: find a younger, more vibrant, or an older bitch that
29:18
Speaker 1: sucks his soul out of him, and he tell me
29:20
Speaker 1: to get out of his house, what do I have?
29:23
Speaker 1: That 5K, I'm more than likely, you know, I could
29:25
Speaker 1: put some money up with 5K, but that 10K, I'll
29:27
Speaker 1: be like, okay, now let me go get a house.
29:29
Speaker 1: Now let me get a car. Because mind you, everything
29:30
Speaker 1: that I'm getting is from him. He's feeding me. And also,
29:34
Speaker 1: why are you telling me to quit my job? What
29:35
Speaker 1: is the reason? You're trying to control me. And the
29:39
Speaker 1: guy that I was talking to, he was just like, like, yeah, well,
29:40
Speaker 1: you can ask me for whatever. No, I got to
29:43
Speaker 1: ask you. I need money for this. I need money. No.
29:46
Speaker 3: Just give me the funds.
29:48
Speaker 1: Send the funds. Send the funds and then we can
29:51
Speaker 1: talk about it. I got to hit the vending machine.
29:53
Speaker 4: Yeah, like what?
29:54
Speaker 1: No. I would rather just work. That's all that I
29:57
Speaker 1: was saying. I've been doing it thus far and I
29:59
Speaker 1: feel like Each day I'm getting closer to my big break,
30:02
Speaker 1: so no. Period. Speaking of friends and no good niggas, no,
30:12
Speaker 1: I'm just playing with you. It said, once I see
30:14
Speaker 1: your family still talk to your ex, I'm good on you.
30:16
Speaker 1: What kind of take?
30:19
Speaker 5: Why?
30:20
Speaker 1: Because that's annoying me. So you don't like it? I
30:23
Speaker 1: don't like it. Death to this bitch. She doesn't exist anymore.
30:28
Speaker 1: What if they have kids together? If they have kids together,
30:31
Speaker 1: then yeah. But it's still also, y'all don't got to
30:33
Speaker 1: be overly riding her dick. Because, like, go. Move around.
30:39
Speaker 1: I'm the new sheriffs in town. And I'm a likable person,
30:42
Speaker 1: so if y'all just trying to, y'all on some weird stuff.
30:45
Speaker 1: Not necessarily. I don't like it, because you the ex
30:48
Speaker 1: that's still around.
30:49
Speaker 3: No, I was going to say, I have, my baby daddy, like,
30:54
Speaker 3: all my people, they communicate with him. I got sisters,
30:58
Speaker 3: and her husband, like, they talk to that nigga more
31:00
Speaker 3: than me.
31:00
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
31:01
Speaker 3: Like, it's just like, I feel like baby daddy's, baby mama's,
31:05
Speaker 3: they sometimes become family.
31:06
Speaker 1: But he don't be around me, though. Yeah. I just
31:10
Speaker 1: don't like it. I'm coming up to go get me
31:12
Speaker 1: a plate out the kitchen, and here goes Shaquisha standing
31:14
Speaker 1: in the goddamn... No, yeah, that would be... Get out
31:17
Speaker 1: of his mama's house. No. I still used to pull
31:20
Speaker 1: up and get plates and stuff. Sorry. I love my
31:24
Speaker 1: baby daddy mama. Love her down. So you sit on
31:27
Speaker 1: the couch and shit with her. What? If she host
31:30
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving and he pull up with his new bitch, I'm
31:32
Speaker 1: going to be right here too. Oh, I would be
31:33
Speaker 1: so pissed to walk in and see Trap. I'm sitting
31:36
Speaker 1: next to her, matter of fact. That is my girl.
31:39
Speaker 1: I love her. I don't care. That is crazy. I
31:42
Speaker 1: wouldn't care because that's my girl. And you know what
31:46
Speaker 1: else I don't like? Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead.
31:49
Speaker 3: I feel like if it was the other way around,
31:52
Speaker 3: like if I was with a man and his family
31:55
Speaker 3: was still.
31:55
Speaker 1: Cool with his ex, I would just be like, whatever.
31:58
Speaker 1: Y'all can have the family. Y'all got him. Yeah, because
32:01
Speaker 1: that's all that really matters. That's why I never really
32:03
Speaker 1: cared so much about a man's... You want to be
32:05
Speaker 1: accepted by the family, but at the end of the day,
32:07
Speaker 1: who got to lay in his bed at night? It's
32:08
Speaker 1: me and him.
32:09
Speaker 4: Right.
32:10
Speaker 1: So, yeah, cool, but I don't like that. Get away.
32:13
Speaker 1: Move around. Fuck off. Scram. Beat it. But I was
32:17
Speaker 1: going to say, and I don't like relationships where you're
32:21
Speaker 1: still co-parenting a fucking pet. Oh. Oh, Lord. Now, that's crazy.
32:25
Speaker 1: Be fucking for real. Grow up.
32:27
Speaker 2: Go.
32:28
Speaker 1: We can go buy a new dog today. Fuck Beagle
32:31
Speaker 1: or whatever his name is. You're not going to keep
32:34
Speaker 1: talking to this bitch. That's just another one of them.
32:37
Speaker 1: I left my eyelash at his house. Exactly.
32:39
Speaker 5: And no.
32:40
Speaker 1: What? I don't know. I do stuff like that, too.
32:44
Speaker 1: Still co-parent with him?
32:46
Speaker 3: I took care of my baby daddy's snake for him
32:49
Speaker 3: when he was in jail. And I guess he had
32:52
Speaker 3: lived somewhere where he couldn't have a snake. And I
32:55
Speaker 3: loved having that snake. I was really sad when I
32:58
Speaker 3: had to give it up.
33:00
Speaker 1: So, Chad, drop is the problem. She's still at his
33:05
Speaker 1: mama's house. She co-parenting the pants. You took the dog, too?
33:08
Speaker 1: I don't like him, though. I took care of the dog, yeah.
33:11
Speaker 1: How do y'all feel about that, Chad? How do y'all
33:13
Speaker 1: feel about the family still mixing and mingling with the ex?
33:17
Speaker 1: They had every event, like... I don't fuck with that.
33:20
Speaker 3: With the pet thing, though, I feel like if y'all
33:22
Speaker 3: not over here, if he not calling, checking in on
33:25
Speaker 3: his pet every day, trying to find a reason to
33:27
Speaker 3: talk about it or whatever, then it ain't no big deal.
33:30
Speaker 1: When the pet die, she gonna call you crying, and
33:33
Speaker 1: then you think you about to go to a dog
33:35
Speaker 1: funeral at this bitch house in this bitch backyard?
33:40
Speaker 4: Yes.
33:40
Speaker 1: Please. And if you are, let me get my little
33:43
Speaker 1: black dress, because I'm coming, too. Rest in peace, Chico.
33:49
Speaker 5: Chico.
33:58
Speaker 1: It always got something to do with some money. Literally.
34:01
Speaker 1: Because that's how I was like, okay.
34:03
Speaker 3: A nigga definitely sent me a picture of one of
34:07
Speaker 3: my lashes one time.
34:08
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness.
34:10
Speaker 3: He was holding it in his hand. He sent me
34:12
Speaker 3: a picture of my lash and said, you left this
34:14
Speaker 3: over here.
34:15
Speaker 1: I done left some shit and never went back to
34:17
Speaker 1: get it because screw you. Alas, bro. I used to
34:20
Speaker 1: leave lip gloss everywhere, though. And it wouldn't even be intentional.
34:23
Speaker 1: I would really want my lip gloss. Like, leaving Fenty
34:25
Speaker 1: and Dior lip gloss and stuff like that. I don't
34:27
Speaker 1: care if it's my Burt's Bees wax. I still be
34:29
Speaker 1: wanting that lip gloss back. I love Burt's Bees wax.
34:32
Speaker 1: But what you be doing, Milk?
34:35
Speaker 2: Oh.
34:36
Speaker 1: What you be doing, freaky boy, to get in contact
34:38
Speaker 1: with me? What kind of breadcrumbs you be leaving? Only,
34:42
Speaker 1: only no dirt.
34:45
Speaker 5: One thing, I'll just hit him up. A little text.
34:47
Speaker 1: Hit him up. That's good. What you got for us, Key?
34:52
Speaker 2: A real.
34:52
Speaker 3: Since we talking about relationships and shit. All of you
34:57
Speaker 3: talking bad about my nigga to you?
34:59
Speaker 1: I just need you to listen. You start saying fuck him,
35:04
Speaker 1: leave him, fuck all that. Nah, bitch.
35:11
Speaker 2: Fuck you. No, bitch.
35:19
Speaker 3: Nope.
35:20
Speaker 1: Once you get to telling your friends your business, we
35:22
Speaker 1: start hating that nigga. And we think that you deserve
35:26
Speaker 1: so much more than what he is giving you. And so, bus,
35:32
Speaker 1: when you call me about him, I'm going to be like,
35:34
Speaker 1: his lame, dirty. He done had them same pair of
35:37
Speaker 1: pants on for a week, bitch, and you crying about him?
35:41
Speaker 1: This nigga had a hole in his sock, and you
35:43
Speaker 1: crying about him?
35:44
Speaker 3: You really do gotta make a nigga look so lame
35:47
Speaker 3: and so ugly and just so busted for a bitch
35:50
Speaker 3: to hopefully try to snap out of it, but I
35:53
Speaker 3: don't know.
35:53
Speaker 1: I don't like that. Don't call my nigga nobody. No, no, no, no, no.
35:57
Speaker 1: I take that back.
35:58
Speaker 3: I do, but when I still love this nigga, like,
36:01
Speaker 3: when I'm still in that zone, like, them.
36:04
Speaker 1: First, like, year or two, don't talk about him when
36:07
Speaker 1: I call you to talk about him. What you want
36:08
Speaker 1: us to say? Just listen for real?
36:09
Speaker 2: You.
36:09
Speaker 1: I.
36:10
Speaker 3: I actually manage these situations very, very well. I don't even,
36:14
Speaker 3: I don't like really talk shit about the nigga for real.
36:18
Speaker 1: I just like build up and gas up my bitch.
36:21
Speaker 4: Okay.
36:21
Speaker 1: Yeah. That is real bad.
36:23
Speaker 3: Like, I don't even really got to call him out
36:26
Speaker 3: his name or, or, but I will.
36:28
Speaker 1: Like say that nigga look like such.
36:30
Speaker 3: And such, like just start roasting. I won't roast the
36:34
Speaker 3: fuck out of him, but I won't be like, Oh no,
36:36
Speaker 3: he's a bitch ass nigga. I'll just be like, Bitch,
36:38
Speaker 3: you're the baddest thing that ever looked his fucking way.
36:42
Speaker 1: He ain't no way on earth he's ever going to
36:44
Speaker 1: pull another you.
36:46
Speaker 5: Talk some.
36:47
Speaker 1: It got so bad within my friend's group that we
36:50
Speaker 1: all started hating each other. It was like, you dumb bitch.
36:53
Speaker 1: Are you going back again? What the fuck are you doing?
36:56
Speaker 1: And then it was like everybody comparing their dumbness. So
36:59
Speaker 1: we call it the blind leading the blind in my
37:01
Speaker 1: friend group. But we finally, we all left them toxic
37:04
Speaker 1: ass niggas. And now we just mind our business because
37:09
Speaker 1: it got so bad that we were beefing with each other.
37:11
Speaker 1: So I know.
37:12
Speaker 3: That will happen, especially when you feel like somebody you
37:15
Speaker 3: love so much and think so highly of just keep
37:17
Speaker 3: going back to the same shit.
37:18
Speaker 1: You just be like, all.
37:19
Speaker 2: Right, bitch.
37:19
Speaker 1: Like, are you for real? You like that shit. And
37:21
Speaker 1: I say something to my friend. They be like, bitch,
37:23
Speaker 1: but we was saying shit when he was going upside
37:25
Speaker 1: your motherfucking head. But bitch, we talking about you. Me
37:28
Speaker 1: and my nigga good. this week. You should have addressed
37:31
Speaker 1: it head on. You should have said it then. Don't
37:33
Speaker 1: break it up now. It was so bad that I
37:37
Speaker 1: was just like, from going forward, we just all gonna
37:38
Speaker 1: mind our business. We would be looking at other friend
37:41
Speaker 1: groups like, damn, how they dig us in? Like, you know,
37:43
Speaker 1: it'll be like the girls and the guys together, like
37:46
Speaker 1: your boyfriend, my boyfriend, all together, we doing fun stuff.
37:49
Speaker 1: We could have never did that. We would have all
37:51
Speaker 1: started bumping if we would have got together with our niggas.
37:53
Speaker 1: That's toxic. It was bad.
37:55
Speaker 3: No, but I feel like when you a friend, though... Like,
37:58
Speaker 3: I had this one friend, she was so good at this. Like,
38:00
Speaker 3: she would get around the nigga and we'd be.
38:02
Speaker 1: Just talked about this nigga to the dirt, right?
38:06
Speaker 3: And she get around and she is such a good supporter.
38:08
Speaker 1: She act like they are best friends. Yeah, you gotta be, though.
38:11
Speaker 1: You gotta be.
38:11
Speaker 3: She like, I'll do that for you. Like, for you,
38:14
Speaker 3: until you leave him, then I'm gonna be like, fuck him.
38:16
Speaker 1: I'm happy for you as long as you happy for me.
38:18
Speaker 1: As long as he ain't beating your ass or like, oh,
38:22
Speaker 1: you know, as long as it ain't nothing that's like,
38:24
Speaker 1: I don't got time to be love is blind. And
38:28
Speaker 1: it will take over your mind. Which say, I could
38:31
Speaker 1: have killed you when you said your seed was going
38:32
Speaker 1: from the semen. What? That was real music. Y'all don't
38:36
Speaker 1: know nothing about that. Yeah, she had that. That song
38:38
Speaker 1: makes me cry. I swear, that song was so sad.
38:42
Speaker 1: But long story. Plus, she had my sister. You could
38:43
Speaker 1: never figure out. Listen, even if I let you live,
38:47
Speaker 1: what our love was all about.
38:48
Speaker 3: I said I hurt my blood, and it don't come
38:50
Speaker 3: no thicker.
38:51
Speaker 4: Yeah.
38:52
Speaker 1: That was, I don't know. I miss 2000s. You don't
38:55
Speaker 1: know nothing about that song, do you? Do you know
38:57
Speaker 1: who Eve is?
38:57
Speaker 5: What is this?
38:58
Speaker 1: Oh, okay. Eve is with a rich white man, and
39:02
Speaker 1: she's just living her best life. Eve from the Bible.
39:04
Speaker 1: Eve from the Bible. Mark, is that what you said?
39:08
Speaker 1: What kind of tattoo she got? She's not a singer.
39:12
Speaker 5: I forgot her tattoo.
39:13
Speaker 1: What's her famous tattoo? Who ate my goddamn.
39:18
Speaker 3: No, who drank my goddamn apple juice?
39:20
Speaker 1: She had some paw prints. Oh, but yeah. Shout out
39:24
Speaker 1: to Eve and her. We really don't. She don't even
39:26
Speaker 1: live here anymore. I think she doesn't even live in
39:28
Speaker 1: the U.S.
39:29
Speaker 3: Anymore. She's married to a rich white man.
39:34
Speaker 1: I love that for her. Stay low! I love that.
39:40
Speaker 1: Moving along from Eve and her husband. Super Bowl is
39:46
Speaker 1: on Valentine's Day this year. We were talking about hosting
39:50
Speaker 1: for your man and all of that. If your man,
39:54
Speaker 1: his best friend comes, he like, babe, he got his
39:57
Speaker 1: tickets to the Super Bowl. It's Valentine's Day. What is
40:01
Speaker 1: your response? Go have fun. We could do Valentine's Day
40:06
Speaker 1: on another day.
40:07
Speaker 3: Valentine's Day, it's irritating that Super Bowl is on Valentine's Day.
40:12
Speaker 3: But if he got Super Bowl tickets, you can go.
40:16
Speaker 3: We could just celebrate Valentine's Day on another day.
40:19
Speaker 1: I don't believe Kiki would be okay with it. Girl,
40:23
Speaker 1: why not? Because you said.
40:24
Speaker 3: I just feel like, I don't know, that is kind
40:27
Speaker 3: of a chance of a lifetime, like, go ahead and go.
40:29
Speaker 3: We can't celebrate another day. But I hate when stuff
40:32
Speaker 3: be on the same day.
40:33
Speaker 1: Yeah. I hate that shit.
40:34
Speaker 3: Like, when you got to blend, like, them people that
40:36
Speaker 3: was born on Christmas, I would be so shitty.
40:39
Speaker 1: Like.
40:39
Speaker 3: I'm really irritated about the Chris Brown and Usher coming
40:42
Speaker 3: here for Halloween.
40:43
Speaker 1: Girl. I'm annoyed. They're here on Halloween.
40:46
Speaker 2: Yes.
40:47
Speaker 1: Won't be there. Literally, my kids take Halloween. Sorry, we
40:51
Speaker 1: didn't veer it off.
40:53
Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry.
40:54
Speaker 1: My kids take Halloween too seriously. I take Halloween serious.
40:58
Speaker 1: I love Halloween. Literally love it.
41:00
Speaker 3: And I just moved in this new neighborhood. It's so
41:03
Speaker 3: many houses, y'all. The kids got to go.
41:05
Speaker 1: In my neighborhood.
41:06
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
41:06
Speaker 1: It's going to be. It got to be like. I'll
41:09
Speaker 1: make us drink. Oh, you're hosting Halloween this year? Look,
41:11
Speaker 1: I'll make us drink and we can walk around with
41:13
Speaker 1: the kids. Yes, I want to.
41:14
Speaker 3: It's so many houses y'all dead ass. Like, the kids
41:17
Speaker 3: would rack up.
41:18
Speaker 1: Don't forget about me. Okay, cool, yeah.
41:20
Speaker 2: I won't.
41:21
Speaker 1: Oh, we do a bid for Halloween. We do not
41:23
Speaker 1: be forgetting about Barbie. No, they said they would have
41:25
Speaker 1: invited me to the 4th of July. I was so
41:27
Speaker 1: sad I did nothing. So. And we do gotta get
41:30
Speaker 1: our Halloween costumes too. Y'all has this planned. I'm ready.
41:34
Speaker 1: Let's order it tonight. We can. But I want us
41:37
Speaker 1: to do, that was Trop that said that hit them
41:39
Speaker 1: with something every week. So even if we can just randomly,
41:42
Speaker 1: we might just all, not even talk about it. Twins,
41:44
Speaker 1: y'all cannot talk about it. Just show up and be like,
41:46
Speaker 1: what the fuck this bitch got on today? We can
41:48
Speaker 1: do some like crafty shit. We gonna do some matching shit,
41:51
Speaker 1: but just Halloween, a whole month of October. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:54
Speaker 1: Like I might come here dressed like Pearl off of SpongeBob.
41:56
Speaker 1: Y'all ain't gonna know what the fuck going on. That
41:58
Speaker 1: is so cute and funny. I think that'll be fun.
42:00
Speaker 1: We can just do some random stuff. We could do
42:02
Speaker 1: a theme though too.
42:03
Speaker 3: Yeah.
42:03
Speaker 1: And chat, help us. What y'all want to see us
42:05
Speaker 1: in this Halloween? Like, Give us some ideas because we
42:08
Speaker 1: bringing it. I take Halloween very seriously.
42:10
Speaker 3: But for whatever, like, Halloween party, like, the main event, like,
42:15
Speaker 3: club event that we go to for Halloween, we need to.
42:17
Speaker 1: Order them ones. Yeah. And wear that. And walk in, like,
42:22
Speaker 1: I want us to walk in, like, barely. Barely, are
42:25
Speaker 1: you ready? Barely, are you ready? Okay, what do you
42:28
Speaker 1: think about the Super Bowl Valentines? You care? Um, I
42:33
Speaker 1: ain't gonna lie. I would be a little salty, but
42:35
Speaker 1: I try to pride myself on being real pee. Also,
42:39
Speaker 1: I would think that he was lying, and I would
42:41
Speaker 1: be like, bitch, you bought them tickets for you and
42:43
Speaker 1: him to go, or y'all went and bought tickets together,
42:45
Speaker 1: and you could have took me. Ooh. Is that selfish?
42:50
Speaker 1: But if they, but men, we don't care about the
42:54
Speaker 1: Super Bowl like that. So, but I'm gonna look cute
42:56
Speaker 1: and have fun. Like, why you don't wanna look cute
42:57
Speaker 1: and have fun with me? I would definitely wanna go.
42:59
Speaker 1: I would have so much fun at the Super Bowl.
43:01
Speaker 2: Yeah.
43:02
Speaker 1: I'm going to cheer when he cheer. I know football, though.
43:04
Speaker 1: I actually know football. I was a football cheerleader, and
43:06
Speaker 1: all my brothers played football. So I know football more
43:08
Speaker 1: than I know basketball. Yeah, well, you deserve to go.
43:10
Speaker 1: You deserve to be the best one. But you know
43:12
Speaker 1: me and be like, we need our time alone. Why
43:14
Speaker 1: wouldn't you want to be with me?
43:16
Speaker 3: Bro, if I find out that you bought these tickets
43:18
Speaker 3: and you didn't get yours for free from your nigga
43:20
Speaker 3: or whatever, and I find out that you bought your
43:22
Speaker 3: nigga this ticket and you didn't take me, I would
43:24
Speaker 3: be pissed.
43:25
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be crazy. And also... You guys. Like,
43:27
Speaker 1: why would you not take me? I would also say
43:30
Speaker 1: that he still would have to fly me down there because...
43:33
Speaker 1: Don't leave me off of that. Why would I be
43:36
Speaker 1: home alone in a different state? You can go to
43:39
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl game, but then come home to mama. Yeah.
43:43
Speaker 1: And we can still go out the next day and
43:45
Speaker 1: then fly back home or however you want to do it,
43:46
Speaker 1: but don't just completely... You know, exclude me. And I
43:51
Speaker 1: think that that comes with, like, and that's what I
43:54
Speaker 1: know that I want when a man, like, I want
43:56
Speaker 1: him to always be thinking about me and always wanting
43:58
Speaker 1: to be with me. I never want to be a
43:59
Speaker 1: burden to my man. Like, damn, I need a break
44:02
Speaker 1: from her.
44:02
Speaker 4: Like, no.
44:03
Speaker 1: Like, I want him to be like, I want to
44:04
Speaker 1: go take my baby out. I want to, you know,
44:06
Speaker 1: this is the snack. Because we be like that about
44:08
Speaker 1: our man. I have the most fun with her. Yeah. Like, yeah,
44:10
Speaker 1: I'm going to go to the Super Bowl. And then
44:11
Speaker 1: I'm going to go to the Super Bowl with my
44:13
Speaker 1: guys because they understand the sports, whatever. It might be
44:15
Speaker 1: something special to them. They special team.
44:17
Speaker 2: Cool.
44:17
Speaker 1: Cool. I'm going to be back at the telly with
44:20
Speaker 1: the champagne in the bathtub like this.
44:23
Speaker 2: Ooh.
44:23
Speaker 1: With your name on the top.
44:26
Speaker 2: Yeah.
44:27
Speaker 1: So, why the hell would I be in Indiana while he,
44:30
Speaker 1: where's the Super Bowl?
44:33
Speaker 5: Wherever it is.
44:34
Speaker 1: Let me look it up. Because what? I just think
44:36
Speaker 1: that that's crazy. But again, people might say that I'm selfish, so.
44:40
Speaker 1: Super Bowl is going to be in.
44:45
Speaker 3: I feel like I rarely celebrate Valentine's Day on Valentine's
44:49
Speaker 3: Day anyways.
44:50
Speaker 1: Because of work and stuff?
44:51
Speaker 4: Yeah.
44:51
Speaker 1: It always falls on a random ass day. And it's
44:53
Speaker 1: going to be in Cali. Cali. Yes.
44:56
Speaker 4: Yes.
44:57
Speaker 1: I want to be in Cali. It's going to be warm.
44:59
Speaker 1: Super Bowl is on February 14th. It's going to be
45:02
Speaker 1: snowy here. Right.
45:03
Speaker 5: Yeah.
45:04
Speaker 1: Don't leave me here. And I got to sit and
45:06
Speaker 1: watch everybody else doing stuff. I'm going to be sad.
45:09
Speaker 1: And that's where it goes to they think we just
45:11
Speaker 1: always want money and shit like that. Even no amount
45:13
Speaker 1: of gifts would make me be okay with sitting here
45:15
Speaker 1: alone on Valentine's Day. But realistically, so watching the game,
45:19
Speaker 1: how y'all think y'all gonna do it? This year?
45:22
Speaker 2: Yeah.
45:23
Speaker 1: Let's do something together. We spent last Super Bowl together. Oh,
45:26
Speaker 1: we did. Aww.
45:29
Speaker 3: Aww.
45:29
Speaker 1: Such cutie patooties. Yeah, so we damn near spent, well,
45:35
Speaker 1: we spent Valentine's Day together. Yeah, when we went with
45:39
Speaker 1: your sister to the club.
45:40
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, and I went to the concert. I mean,
45:42
Speaker 3: the comedy show.
45:43
Speaker 1: That's when we got the picture with the flowers. Y'all
45:45
Speaker 1: went to Havito. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hopefully I don't
45:50
Speaker 1: celebrate with y'all this year. I don't want to celebrate
45:52
Speaker 1: with y'all this year. The goal is not to have
45:54
Speaker 1: to do a Galentine's. That's the goal. If I don't
45:57
Speaker 1: have a man... Hold us to it, Chad. Hold us
46:00
Speaker 1: to it. Valentine's Day, y'all need to see where we
46:03
Speaker 1: at with it.
46:03
Speaker 5: If one of y'all don't got no Valentine's Day.
46:06
Speaker 1: You gonna go with him? Then what the fuck you saying?
46:11
Speaker 1: If one of us don't got a Valentine's Day, then what?
46:12
Speaker 1: We could kick it with you and your girl. Oh,
46:15
Speaker 1: we can be your Valentine?
46:16
Speaker 5: Yeah.
46:17
Speaker 1: Aw, that's so sweet. You don't buy shit, Milk. We
46:20
Speaker 1: need some flowers or something. Okay, cool, okay. Them old
46:24
Speaker 1: niggas got Milk fucked up. He do buy tacos and
46:26
Speaker 1: he do buy flowers. Yeah, that's some haters. Don't hate
46:28
Speaker 1: on him, okay? Haterade. Try it. What you say?
46:32
Speaker 4: Oh, we do.
46:32
Speaker 1: You said the older generation be the biggest hater. They do.
46:37
Speaker 1: We'll talk about that next time. Another time. We need
46:40
Speaker 1: a little more time. What was you about to say?
46:41
Speaker 5: I forgot. You would go on Valentine's Day, like, are me, you,
46:49
Speaker 5: and the girl.
46:50
Speaker 1: Yeah. So rather than be alone?
46:52
Speaker 5: Hell yeah.
46:52
Speaker 1: As the girl that's with you, though, I would be
46:55
Speaker 1: irritated as fuck. Because what do you mean? She would
46:58
Speaker 1: have to clear it. I'm sick of these podcast bitches.
47:02
Speaker 1: Because she's probably thinking, y'all about to spend special time together,
47:05
Speaker 1: and then Trap walk in looking finer than fucking fine.
47:10
Speaker 1: I'm going to politely say, you know what? Y'all going
47:13
Speaker 1: to be like, enjoy yourselves. And thanks, guys, for hosting me.
47:16
Speaker 1: This was so sweet of you. And Trap with Trap
47:18
Speaker 1: going to sit down, take her shot, drink her drink,
47:20
Speaker 1: be having lit. You know, we are a vibe.
47:22
Speaker 5: Y'all going to have a good time.
47:24
Speaker 1: Y'all, we need to go to a haunted house.
47:26
Speaker 5: Sorry.
47:26
Speaker 1: Can't wait. I cannot. I'm so ready for fall. Uggs.
47:30
Speaker 1: Hot apple cider. Shout out to Johnny Appleseed. Pumpkin patches.
47:34
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Yes. The key is.
47:37
Speaker 2: Yeah.
47:37
Speaker 1: Well, the last girl I went to the pumpkin patch with,
47:41
Speaker 1: she ended up screwing my baby daddy.
47:42
Speaker 2: Whoa.
47:42
Speaker 4: Yeah.
47:44
Speaker 1: You got a little dark hair. Fuck my husband. It was,
47:47
Speaker 1: it was, it gets dark on here. That was crazy
47:49
Speaker 1: as shit. He, he, he felt so bad about it
47:52
Speaker 1: that he was like. Did he not know? We worked,
47:55
Speaker 1: me and the girl worked together. Oh my gosh. We
47:56
Speaker 1: worked together and. She needed her ass beat. She needed
47:59
Speaker 1: her ass beat so bad, y'all, but I couldn't let
48:01
Speaker 1: myself beat her ass because I was like, I would
48:03
Speaker 1: feel like I was fighting over him, but it was
48:04
Speaker 1: the disrespect. I had her in my house. I had
48:07
Speaker 1: her around my child, but it was so weird to him.
48:09
Speaker 1: Like he, she was showing him pictures of our kids
48:12
Speaker 1: and like, what the fuck? Like.
48:14
Speaker 3: Bitches are weird y'all i know i couldn't be friends
48:17
Speaker 3: with this bitch one time we was at we went
48:20
Speaker 3: out to dinner and then me and the girl and
48:22
Speaker 3: then we went back to my house and we was
48:23
Speaker 3: just drinking wine until i was uh till we were
48:26
Speaker 3: gonna like go our separate ways my nigga at the
48:28
Speaker 3: time came home or whatever and like at first we
48:32
Speaker 3: was just.
48:32
Speaker 1: Chilling drinking our little wine and shit.
48:35
Speaker 3: As soon as she heard this nigga start coming up
48:37
Speaker 3: the stairs y'all why this bitch start fixing herself adjusting
48:40
Speaker 3: she was like.
48:43
Speaker 1: To grab the wine and was like... No, she didn't.
48:46
Speaker 1: I'm just like, yes, bitch. I'm like, bitch, what the fuck?
48:50
Speaker 1: Who the fuck did that? I'll tell you after. But
48:53
Speaker 1: she was a straight weirdo. I'm just like, is this
48:56
Speaker 1: bitch for real? Is her kid for real? Like, what
48:59
Speaker 1: the fuck? Oh, hell no. That shit threw me all
49:01
Speaker 1: the way off. That was the last time we ever
49:03
Speaker 1: hung around each other. And we can talk to the
49:06
Speaker 1: girls about things like this. Like, it be weird. Like,
49:10
Speaker 1: when it's trying to be a girl's girl, but it be, like,
49:12
Speaker 1: some weird people. out here. Me, I would have been like,
49:18
Speaker 1: What you doing all that for? Yeah, like, the fuck?
49:21
Speaker 3: Not that you did anything wrong. I just know I
49:23
Speaker 3: wouldn't have even been able.
49:24
Speaker 1: To hold it in. How did you handle that? I
49:26
Speaker 1: was just like, you know, we gonna go ahead.
49:28
Speaker 3: Because we were literally, we were about to gather our
49:31
Speaker 3: stuff and, like, go and leave.
49:32
Speaker 1: Not you posed with the wine glass.
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Speaker 3: We gonna go ahead and cut out. Because I had
49:36
Speaker 3: to leave and go pick up my kids. It was, like,
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Speaker 3: a Sunday or whatever.
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Speaker 1: She had to leave. But anyway, I'm just like, yeah,
49:42
Speaker 1: we gonna go ahead and cut out. But literally, bitch,
49:44
Speaker 1: you did the most. That's so weird.
49:46
Speaker 3: Just for the nigga to literally, like, he came up
49:49
Speaker 3: a flight of stairs, we're on the middle floor, and
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Speaker 3: then he literally, you did all this print proper, all
49:55
Speaker 3: this extra shit just for him to go upstairs.
49:58
Speaker 1: But it do be situations like that. I be like,
50:00
Speaker 1: am I tripping? Because it's been a lot of instances
50:03
Speaker 1: that I feel like a girl moved kind of weird,
50:05
Speaker 1: like when my nigga came around, and I be like,
50:08
Speaker 1: am I tripping? How do y'all feel about someone complimenting
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Speaker 1: your nigga? Like, what's too much?
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Speaker 3: Anything anything yeah i don't know keep to yourself i
50:20
Speaker 3: don't know i don't want to be a hater but
50:21
Speaker 3: and also it just really do depend on our relationship
50:24
Speaker 3: and how you even said it like.
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Speaker 1: Damn bro you fucked him up with them shoes no
50:28
Speaker 1: not even to him to you oh to me yeah
50:31
Speaker 1: to him no i think it's.
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Speaker 3: Fine because we're kind of like transparent like if she
50:37
Speaker 3: if she meet like a new nigga or something he's
50:39
Speaker 3: cute because these niggas don't be fine no more i'm
50:42
Speaker 3: gonna be like He's cute.
50:44
Speaker 1: Yeah. I wouldn't take that no. I don't know. I
50:48
Speaker 1: don't know. Because, like, damn, he tall. He fine. He did.
50:54
Speaker 1: Excuse me? I know. Like, I don't need you to
50:58
Speaker 1: tell me that. Delivery matters, for sure.
51:01
Speaker 3: But you could definitely just be like, oh, shit, he's tall.
51:04
Speaker 3: He's a good-looking guy.
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Speaker 1: You deserve that. This is what you've been looking for.
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Speaker 1: Y'all are cute together. Y'all be cute. I don't know.
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Speaker 4: I'm a real.
51:12
Speaker 1: Possessive, kind of jealous person, though. So don't tell Barbie
51:17
Speaker 1: her man is fine.
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Speaker 2: Noted.
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Speaker 5: Don't do that. What the fuck? And, you know, with
51:21
Speaker 5: me liking girls, we can be out.
51:25
Speaker 1: And, damn, she got a fat ass. Damn, she pretty.
51:28
Speaker 5: My friends, though?
51:29
Speaker 2: What? What?
51:40
Speaker 1: Man.
51:41
Speaker 5: That's crazy.
51:42
Speaker 1: But I think, though, when you do have, like, the bro, like,
51:46
Speaker 1: a bro-bro, like, for me and my best friend.
51:48
Speaker 5: It's not your brother, bro.
51:49
Speaker 1: Me and my best friend, her boyfriend, like, he's. That's
51:53
Speaker 1: my guy. So if we was getting dressed and he's like,
51:55
Speaker 1: that's my guy for real. I don't think it could
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Speaker 1: be any weird thing with it because my best friend
52:02
Speaker 1: know like I would never. And it's just like, but
52:04
Speaker 1: if we were getting dressed, he's like, damn, y'all look good. Damn, Barbie,
52:07
Speaker 1: you look good. But even if we was getting dressed,
52:10
Speaker 1: he's like, damn, Barbie, you put that on nice. You
52:12
Speaker 1: look good. Now, if he said, damn, Barbie, you thick.
52:15
Speaker 5: All right.
52:16
Speaker 1: But if he complimented me, I don't think in that situation.
52:19
Speaker 1: in like my best friend situation in some another random
52:22
Speaker 1: situation I don't think I would take that well how
52:24
Speaker 1: would you feel if your nigga like damn shorty looking
52:28
Speaker 1: alright milk I see you.
52:29
Speaker 3: In front of her damn nephew I love that when
52:32
Speaker 3: a motherfucker damn nephew my nigga period.
52:35
Speaker 1: How you taking that milk I wouldn't feel no type
52:36
Speaker 1: of way what if he did like that dude said
52:38
Speaker 1: damn he said on what did he say rest in
52:42
Speaker 1: peace mama no damn what did he say he was
52:45
Speaker 1: shitting she got that shit on she good yeah My
52:50
Speaker 1: little bitch. And then he got to say, them titties sick, right?
52:52
Speaker 1: That ass sick. Look at them hips. Them some child-bearing hips.
52:54
Speaker 1: All right, bro. Go text me now.
52:57
Speaker 2: Ass fatter than.
52:57
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm about to fuck her tonight.
52:59
Speaker 2: Yeah.
52:59
Speaker 5: That's my little, like, all right, nigga. You saying my
53:02
Speaker 5: shorty look good.
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Speaker 1: That's too much.
53:04
Speaker 5: Like, all right. I throw the little twist. I'm about
53:06
Speaker 5: to fuck her tonight.
53:08
Speaker 1: How y'all feel, Chad? I don't know. I'm just a little.
53:12
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's. Because I done had some shit. Like,
53:18
Speaker 1: I had a girl, like, my ass look fat in
53:21
Speaker 1: these jeans to my nigga.
53:22
Speaker 2: Oh!
53:23
Speaker 1: Oh! I was like, yeah. She was your friend, or
53:26
Speaker 1: she was a random? She was my friend. Oh, that
53:29
Speaker 1: ain't no friend. He looked at me, he was like,
53:31
Speaker 1: what the fuck? Bitches are weird, y'all.
53:33
Speaker 3: But also, y'all gotta understand, too. Bitches be wanting to
53:37
Speaker 3: get took down by you and your nigga. Like, when
53:39
Speaker 3: they do shit like that, I feel like.
53:41
Speaker 1: If I never open that door and make that clear. Right. Don't, don't,
53:47
Speaker 1: don't go directly for him, bro. Go through me. Like,
53:50
Speaker 1: don't ask my nigga nothing about how you look. Then
53:53
Speaker 1: listen to how crazy I am. That's how I felt
53:55
Speaker 1: about the girl that night. I'm like, bitch. That was
53:57
Speaker 1: super weird. How crazy I am. So once that happened,
54:00
Speaker 1: it was a few other little instances that happened. Like
54:03
Speaker 1: them eating at similar food spots or some shit like that.
54:06
Speaker 1: So I'm like, in my head, I'm like, okay. Then
54:09
Speaker 1: I went over to her house. She had the same
54:11
Speaker 1: kind of toothpaste he used. Marky, you're his inspector, isn't she?
54:16
Speaker 1: I'm like, this bitch ain't never had no Sensadon toothpaste.
54:22
Speaker 1: My nigga used Sensadon toothpaste. This bitch fucking my nigga.
54:25
Speaker 1: I asked him, I'm like.
54:26
Speaker 3: So that was the bitch that fucked your nigga?
54:29
Speaker 1: Oh, no, no, no. That's two separate things.
54:31
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no.
54:32
Speaker 1: But yeah, like... And he said he never did, and
54:37
Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't think that he would, but
54:40
Speaker 1: it was just, like, a woman's intuition. Yeah, it's a motherfucker.
54:45
Speaker 2: Shit.
54:46
Speaker 1: Girl world is crazy. Girl world is crazy, and I
54:48
Speaker 1: want to be a girl's girl, and I love my girls.
54:50
Speaker 1: You can't. As long as you don't do no shit
54:53
Speaker 1: with me, like, I don't know. I just don't move. Like,
54:56
Speaker 1: finding real friends is hard in a girl world, like,
54:59
Speaker 1: for real. Who was that accent? They were asking if
55:02
Speaker 1: you feel like men are more loyal to their friends
55:04
Speaker 1: or women are more... Oh, that was Big Baby. Oh,
55:07
Speaker 1: that was Big Baby. We just had that conversation. Okay, well,
55:10
Speaker 1: tap into the Big Baby episode. No, no, no, no.
55:12
Speaker 1: He said it on the stage at the comedy show. Oh,
55:15
Speaker 1: he said it on the stage at the comedy show, yeah.
55:17
Speaker 1: Super lit. Oh, we got a recap for him. He
55:20
Speaker 1: said he wanted to see it. We got to do it. Yeah,
55:22
Speaker 1: he was pretty funny. The comedy show, I truly enjoyed myself.
55:27
Speaker 1: I love comedy shows, and the setting of that show
55:29
Speaker 1: was Super fire. So it was like a club vibe.
55:31
Speaker 1: We was at Trixie Lounge. And every comedian was funny.
55:37
Speaker 1: What's her name? You kept saying it. Monroe?
55:41
Speaker 2: Shauna?
55:41
Speaker 1: What was it?
55:42
Speaker 3: Monroe, though.
55:42
Speaker 4: What?
55:44
Speaker 1: Let's look up the lineup real quick because they were
55:47
Speaker 1: absolutely fire. Yeah, they were funny. It was such a
55:49
Speaker 1: good show. And a guy, a different guy ended up
55:51
Speaker 1: coming up. And he was from Chicago. And he was
55:55
Speaker 1: funny as hell. Yeah, he was funny. Can't remember his name,
55:58
Speaker 1: but shout out to him. Big Baby was funny. hilarious
56:01
Speaker 1: like absolutely hilarious i really enjoyed myself with him like
56:05
Speaker 1: his interaction his interaction and everything with the crowd his
56:10
Speaker 1: jokes was funny like really enjoyed myself i'ma shout them
56:13
Speaker 1: out later because i can't think of their names but.
56:17
Speaker 3: It was lit did y'all enjoy yeah definitely they're so
56:19
Speaker 3: talented too even like the how they can like impromptu
56:22
Speaker 3: just like react off of, like, the crowd's response and stuff,
56:26
Speaker 3: and they be asking shit, and they be... They'll come
56:28
Speaker 3: and say some of the funniest shit.
56:29
Speaker 1: I'll be like, how did you do that? It was
56:31
Speaker 1: pretty dope. I enjoyed myself. And shout-out to Ricky V.
56:34
Speaker 1: He got up there and tried to... He did stand-up. Richie.
56:37
Speaker 1: Richie V. What'd I say? Ricky. Ricky Ricardo. Richie... Richie? Rich. Rich. Richard. Richie. Okay. Oh, shit,
56:45
Speaker 1: we live. He did some stand-up, and I actually... I
56:48
Speaker 1: thought it was funny, but getting up there and doing stand-up, like...
56:52
Speaker 1: That has to be hard. Like for real. Cause like
56:55
Speaker 1: a big baby said people, black people fuck with comedians
56:58
Speaker 1: because of like who they are like over, you know,
57:00
Speaker 1: more than just like the comedy. Like they really have
57:03
Speaker 1: to be like, it's a personal thing, but I really
57:05
Speaker 1: enjoyed myself. I don't know what I was on that night.
57:08
Speaker 1: Once Shauna sent that bottle, I was trying to drink
57:10
Speaker 1: myself through the flow, honey. You were. I'm like, shit,
57:13
Speaker 1: y'all don't want a couple more shots? Shots, shots, shots.
57:16
Speaker 1: Let's get into it. Another one, guys? Yeah, I was
57:19
Speaker 1: trying to feel good, and that I did. That's why
57:21
Speaker 1: I've been sitting my ass down for the rest of
57:23
Speaker 1: the weekend. Shout out to Big Baby. He was probably
57:28
Speaker 1: my favorite guest yet. He was a vibe. He was
57:30
Speaker 1: my favorite guest yet. Can't wait to see who else
57:33
Speaker 1: we have on the couch chat. Make sure y'all are
57:35
Speaker 1: tapping in. Let us know about these Halloween costumes. Let
57:38
Speaker 1: us know about these overly freaked out friendly bitches. Let
57:42
Speaker 1: us know if we wrong, if we right. Cincinnati Fire Department. Kiki,
57:50
Speaker 1: I don't know who needs to hear this, but what?
57:55
Speaker 3: You should not wash your face With the same rag
58:00
Speaker 3: you wash your ass with.
58:02
Speaker 1: Tell them. Who the fuck needs to hear that? People
58:06
Speaker 1: be doing it. Also, I was kind of confused. Like,
58:09
Speaker 1: y'all got white friends?
58:12
Speaker 2: No.
58:12
Speaker 1: Not currently. Can't say that I do, no. They really
58:14
Speaker 1: be talking about, like, oh, I'm taking the everything shower.
58:18
Speaker 1: I don't understand that. Go days, weeks without showering. Man,
58:22
Speaker 1: I had a.
58:23
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. This girl on our volleyball team, she
58:26
Speaker 3: used to... Not her family wouldn't flush the toilet every flush.
58:33
Speaker 3: Like they would have to like they would only flush
58:36
Speaker 3: it if like somebody boo booed or like they would
58:38
Speaker 3: try to get like 10 uses out of it before
58:41
Speaker 3: they flush.
58:42
Speaker 1: How much does it really cost to flush the toilet?
58:45
Speaker 1: How much does it really cost to flush? Please flush that.
58:48
Speaker 3: Maybe they were being environmentally friendly.
58:51
Speaker 1: I don't think it was about the money, but yeah.
58:53
Speaker 1: I don't like that. That was crazy to me.
58:55
Speaker 2: Recycle.
58:55
Speaker 1: That's going to make your toilet dirty. Yeah, that's not
58:58
Speaker 1: environmental friendly.
58:59
Speaker 5: If you use the restroom, the little water drip up. Right.
59:02
Speaker 1: Somebody else's.
59:04
Speaker 3: Got a concoction of pee.
59:07
Speaker 1: I don't know. So who? Splashing on your balls. They
59:10
Speaker 1: don't need to. What? That drop?
59:12
Speaker 3: I don't know who needs to hear this, but do
59:14
Speaker 3: not crack that, man.
59:16
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait.
59:17
Speaker 3: Wait a decent amount of time because the longer you wait,
59:22
Speaker 3: the truth will come out. He probably got a wife
59:25
Speaker 3: or a girlfriend at this point.
59:26
Speaker 1: Or he's a piece of shit. Because they hide it
59:29
Speaker 1: really well in the beginning. And fellas, this for you too.
59:31
Speaker 1: She could be a piece of shit. I feel like
59:33
Speaker 1: I'm under, I would have a three month curse and
59:36
Speaker 1: it'd be like, I fall out with everybody after three months.
59:39
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. I went through that before. And I'm
59:42
Speaker 1: talking about, I look up, I'm like, damn, why everything
59:44
Speaker 1: going wrong? And it'd be like, damn, it's three months.
59:46
Speaker 2: Yeah.
59:46
Speaker 1: When they say you supposed to wait 90 days. If
59:48
Speaker 1: I would have waited that 90 days. When I had that,
59:52
Speaker 1: caught that body for no reason. That, and then I
59:54
Speaker 1: just could have seen their true colors, like, you know? And, yeah,
59:58
Speaker 1: not wasting my time more than anything, because bodies can
1:00:00
Speaker 1: be erased. See you next time. We love y'all. See ya.