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- 0:00Hoppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
- 0:02Stand by. In your heart, you know where you are
- 0:05going. And now for something completely different.
- 0:10Ah, it's getting to it. Happy Hot Topic! controversy
- 0:17surrounding rapper Ye's concert Friday night
- 0:20at Raymond James Stadium. So this is from the
- 0:22past, but anybody out there that was hating on
- 0:25the concert, yeah, he said awful things before,
- 0:28yeah, you can be a douchebag. And Rick Scott,
- 0:31you got sex trafficking, you got all these things
- 0:34wrong with the state, but let's focus on a rapper.
- 0:37What are you doing, dude? It's so good for the
- 0:40local economy to have him perform, but this just
- 0:43in. Politicians like that Pete You penis -looking
- 0:46loser don't care about you. Ye, who was previously
- 0:49known as Kanye West, has faced widespread...
- 0:52I love hearing him say that. Ye. Kanye West has
- 0:55faced widespread criticism for a history of anti
- 0:58-Semitic remarks. Senator Rick Scott sent a letter
- 1:01to the Tampa Sports Authority arguing a publicly
- 1:04funded stadium should not be used to give Ye
- 1:06a platform. And what happened? Everybody had
- 1:09a great time and he performed. So it was a waste
- 1:12of time. Freaking douchebag. Both of you. Connie
- 1:19and Rick Scott. Go get married. You're perfect
- 1:22for each other. 10 Investigates reporter Jennifer
- 1:25Titus just got her hands on the stadium agreement
- 1:27and she uncovered a clause that could make it
- 1:29difficult to cancel the show. Guys, we just got
- 1:32the contract agreement for the Kanye West concert
- 1:35on Friday night at Raymond James Stadium. Now,
- 1:38this contract is between the Tampa Sports Authority
- 1:41and the licensee for the concert in Icon Global
- 1:45out of Las Vegas, Nevada. There's been a lot
- 1:48of talk on how much this concert is going to
- 1:51cost the taxpayer. Oh wait, you know what? I
- 1:53stopped caring about where taxes go because we
- 1:56have no control over it. So I love when the politicians
- 1:58will use taxes for something else but then a
- 2:01hip hop concert. Oh, can't do it. Shut up. After
- 2:04going through the agreement, I do not see anything
- 2:06about that. Yeah, they're lying to you. They're
- 2:08dumb politicians. All politicians do is lie.
- 2:13And tell you that Icon Global is going to have
- 2:16to pay A lump sum of $800 ,000 for one concert.
- 2:22All right, there you go. Everyone had a great
- 2:24time, too. Is he a flood, you know, anti -Jew
- 2:29loser? Yeah. But everyone had a great time. Rick
- 2:32Scott could learn about how to have fun in life,
- 2:34you loser. You know what I've noticed recently?
- 2:42Why is it? So there's two types of people. When
- 2:46they go into psychology, there's the first time
- 2:49of people. When they go into psychology, they're
- 2:52doing it to help out the greater good. Like every
- 2:55Monday and Friday, I speak to my shrink at counselingoncall
- 2:58.net. OJ's the best. But ladies and gentlemen,
- 3:04my boys and girls, you know what does happen?
- 3:09Is there are people that become psychologists.
- 3:13Let me take a sip of this coffee. There are people
- 3:18that become psychologists just because the personality
- 3:22disorder they're learning about is what they
- 3:25have. You know, like when you're like, hang on,
- 3:32what do I want? And she's like, I'm really interested
- 3:36in covert narcissism. It's like you're talking
- 3:41about yourself. It's out there. Never data shrink.
- 3:51Unless you want to be judged and psychoanalyzed
- 3:54at all times. That is totally great. Data shrink.
- 4:03And here's Stephen A. Smith. You know, he's such
- 4:06a coward. He talks about, oh, it's LeBron, you
- 4:10know, approach me or whatever. And then LeBron
- 4:13does approach him. And then he doesn't say shit
- 4:15to his face. But then afterwards, he talks about
- 4:18it. You're a coward. When LeBron confronted you,
- 4:21what was that like? Um, it was very disrespectful.
- 4:25I thought it was, um, I thought it was really
- 4:28unfair to me because... Why? You're a loud mouth
- 4:32that was talking crap about his kid. You can
- 4:34say what you want about him being a nepo baby,
- 4:39about him having no talent, but you're still
- 4:44talking about someone's kid. Because... I never,
- 4:49I never did what he implied that I did. And that
- 4:53was my issue. Like, I never watched his son in
- 4:56high school because I got a crib in L .A. Oh,
- 5:00you're so badass. Whenever someone has to brag
- 5:04about what they own, they lost the argument already.
- 5:07His son was right up the road. I never went because
- 5:10I knew if I walked into a gym, everybody would
- 5:13ask me to critique his son. Yeah, you're so fat.
- 5:16Davis hit him hard and shot your ass. And I didn't
- 5:19think that was fair to his son or to their family.
- 5:21When he got hurt in college with a heart ailment.
- 5:26Why don't you do a one -on -one interview with
- 5:28him on first take? Cause you're a bitch. All
- 5:31we did was pray for him on national television.
- 5:33Hope he got better. You never, I mean, if you
- 5:36actually did like a prayer service, that'd be
- 5:37kind of funny. Him and the Kendrick Perkins.
- 5:41And then Molly Queer, I'm looking like a hot
- 5:43ass woman. He goes to the pros as a Laker, opening
- 5:46night, father -son duo with the Griffies, junior
- 5:48and senior in attendance. I'm standing up court
- 5:50side and applauding. But from that point forward,
- 5:53because you had to play in college, we expected
- 5:56him to be in the G League and develop it. I don't
- 5:59know. I've had enough of Stephen A. Smith. This
- 6:02dude runs his mouth when the people are not around.
- 6:08But once the people come around, then he hides.
- 6:14That's why. Happy hour. Happy hour. Happy hour.
- 6:42A down in my mugshot. I looked fire. I mean,
- 6:44nothing to be proud of, but... Wow, that is the
- 6:47most Gen Z, dirty, rotting breath thing I ever
- 6:50heard. You look fire in your mugshot. Yo, loser!
- 6:54Melania Giudice is speaking out about her legal
- 6:56troubles after the Real Housewives of New Jersey
- 6:59star Teresa Giudice's daughter... Ah, poor thing
- 7:02has that loser as a mom. ...was arrested for
- 7:04assault May 14th. Oh, yeah! You know, dating
- 7:08her, she'd bring the... I guess in bed. But it'd
- 7:12be always about her. We got to bow down to you.
- 7:15You're so perfect. Shut up. You're annoying.
- 7:21You're the worst. The 20 -year -old broke her
- 7:24silence on the ordeal. Man, she looks a lot older.
- 7:27Not in a bad way. I mean, just like this. I look
- 7:3020. Taking a moment in a June 28th TikTok video.
- 7:34Oh, look at me. I'm doing a TikTok. Dispel rumors
- 7:38that her glamorous mugshot was created with AI.
- 7:43But that mugshot, if you guys really believe.
- 7:50We don't know what to believe. We don't know
- 7:52a thing about you other than you're a nipple
- 7:54baby brat. That's AI. That's what you can always
- 8:00say. I know one thing that's not AI. The fact
- 8:04that you're a nipple baby and that's all you
- 8:06are. All right, it's a six -minute video, but
- 8:12instead I'm talking about how disturbing Snapchat's
- 8:15getting. Stop it, you're not sexual. Donald Trump
- 8:19compares young photos of him to Obama and says
- 8:21he looks better. He's a loser! I don't know if
- 8:26we got thunder going on. Katy Perry had to cancel
- 8:28her concert because of weather. I got it. She's
- 8:34the worst! She thinks she's better than you.
- 8:37You poop in the morning and you're going to die
- 8:39someday. Shut up. You're annoying. Here's everyone's
- 8:47favorite side chick known as Joy Taylor. Talking
- 8:53about adversity. You got famous and slept your
- 8:58way to the top. Now you're acting like a victim.
- 9:03When the reason you got famous was because you
- 9:06were on top and gave good top. It was traumatizing,
- 9:10honestly. Oh, shut up. You know what you were
- 9:12doing when you were riding them. But you get
- 9:16through it. I can't be the same. I think when
- 9:19you go through certain things in life, you kind
- 9:21of like DNA level. When we were going through
- 9:24the thing at Fox and you said, you know, I probably
- 9:26banged you as well. Michael, repeat. You hold
- 9:29up every day and you handle your business. Oh,
- 9:33yeah. Oh, she was. Oh, is she over? Yeah. Yes,
- 9:44you're handling that business. I think I even
- 9:48stood up in one of the meetings to say, you know,
- 9:51as somebody who's gone through stuff like this.
- 9:54You can go through stuff. It doesn't mean you
- 9:56sleep your way to the top. You got no credibility,
- 9:59honey. We'll call it off the football field and
- 10:01issues off the football field. They know how
- 10:03hard it is to show up. You know, have sex scandals.
- 10:07She knew what she was doing. There were other
- 10:10women that were more qualified. But she's the
- 10:12one that banged everybody up. Do your work and
- 10:17be professional with everybody whispering around.
- 10:20Yeah, because she's a sidekick. That's why I'm
- 10:24dead. Around you. You know how they're not saying
- 10:27what the whispers are about? You know how they're
- 10:29dancing and romancing around it? She's a bust
- 10:33out. It was hard. I'm glad you brought it up
- 10:51because it really was something that meant a
- 10:53lot to me. It was a really tough day. coming
- 10:56in the day after. She threatened, the alleged
- 11:00rumor was she threatened to claim sexual assault
- 11:02on the boss if everything went down. You're not
- 11:04a victim, honey. You're stupid. All of the news
- 11:08dropped, and Michael stood up after the show
- 11:11was over and said, hey, can I bang you since
- 11:13everyone else is? Said a lot of very nice things
- 11:17on set, actually. Oh, you got a nice tight body.
- 11:19In a meeting, it was on set, and it meant a lot
- 11:23to me that he didn't. And it wasn't. It was,
- 11:26it was traumatizing, honestly. All right, get
- 11:29on right on it. You knew you were dead when you
- 11:33were cheating on your married husband and begging
- 11:35someone that was married to get a job. And now
- 11:38you want to be a victim? Show your ass. You're
- 11:41nine. All right. Here is Representative Tim Burchett
- 11:49to the WNBA. About how they're treating Kaitlyn
- 11:52Clark. These losers. Don't realize that without
- 11:57Kaitlyn Clark. No one ever watched your league.
- 12:00Yes. I understand there's jealousy. There are
- 12:03people I'm jealous of. But you got to admit their
- 12:06success. And the absolute fact. That the WNBA
- 12:11is trying to ruin Kaitlyn Clark. I love how.
- 12:15Women always say, oh, the men are bringing us
- 12:17down. No, it appears that women are bringing
- 12:21down women. Here he is talking about it. You
- 12:27are not happy about how the WNBA is treating
- 12:32Kaylin Clark. How can you? They're like not giving
- 12:35anyone flagrant fouls for them knocking her to
- 12:38the ground. No, I think it's trashy. She gets
- 12:41the crap kicked out of her. My sister played.
- 12:44She should play college basketball, and I think
- 12:49the WNBA is an opportunity for her. Yeah, you
- 12:52thought that she was going to take over the WNBA,
- 12:54but these losers are trying to gatekeep her.
- 12:58Women to take it to the next level, and I think
- 13:01she's an exceptional athlete, and being just
- 13:05abused. It's obvious. It's infuriating. I was
- 13:09so excited to watch women's basketball, but like
- 13:11true fashion, they had to ruin it. physically,
- 13:15and the WNBA doesn't even put her on their 30th
- 13:18year poster. Yeah, they're about to die. Watch
- 13:22your league fail. I hope she plays somewhere
- 13:24else. Bunch of morons. I think something's up.
- 13:29I think everybody knows what's up, and they're
- 13:31going to lose. They're going to lose. They always
- 13:34lose. The men, when it comes to the NBA, have
- 13:37to pay for your league. Some European league's
- 13:40going to pull her in. Last year they made the
- 13:42most money they ever made and they still were
- 13:43like 10 million in the hole. The hole? But you
- 13:49really feel like she's being uniquely treated
- 13:52unfairly. Of course she is dead. It's a physical
- 13:57game. It is a physical game, but it's not supposed
- 13:59to be a wrestling match. I agree. I want respect.
- 14:06Respect your league. And I do want to respect
- 14:09your league. Idiots. You're ruining it for the
- 14:14other women that work hard. Dummies. You had
- 14:19this dirty rod in Alyssa Thompson with a fist
- 14:22to Kalen's throat. Shut up. Oh no, women's sports
- 14:28are not taken seriously. How can we? When the
- 14:31person that actually made your league relevant,
- 14:34you should be kissing her feet. Her very smelly
- 14:37feet. I bet they smell a little bit. She balls.
- 14:41But no, we have to just be so rude to each other.
- 14:45Here is the coach of the Indiana Fever talking
- 14:49about it. Mm -hmm. You're coming in here aware
- 14:52of what happened two nights ago? And that still
- 14:56happens? Absolutely unacceptable. I agree. The
- 15:01league ain't going to change. I did a square.
- 15:04Oh, yeah! Chrissy Teigen is not worried what
- 15:10others think about her nipples. You can say that
- 15:13all you want, but you know what is the sign that
- 15:16you do care what other people think? You made
- 15:18a post about your nipples. If Chrissy Teigen
- 15:21was such an independent woman, she wouldn't care
- 15:24what others think. After the four -year -old
- 15:27received backlash for sharing a series of pictures
- 15:29that showed her breasts through a sheer shirt.
- 15:32Hell yeah! As much as a dirty, rotten moron as
- 15:36I think she is. i have no problem with this she
- 15:40looks hot even though she's an awful person the
- 15:42mama four addresses the criticism in the comment
- 15:45section of the post why are you even looking
- 15:47at the comment section when i post a bombastic
- 15:50post i just mute the notifications and go to
- 15:53the grave not reading it writing on june 28th
- 15:57i think because they have been cut into discs
- 15:59and reattached to my body like three times and
- 16:01also they fed babies and stuff and giant legend
- 16:05I really don't think of nips, mine especially,
- 16:07as sexy or risque, but my apologies if you do.
- 16:11There's nothing to be apologetic about. Maybe
- 16:13be apologetic about how you treated Courtney
- 16:15Stodden and everybody else in the past, but you
- 16:18shone off your hot -ass body. You got nothing
- 16:22to be sorry about. I hope you will survive it.
- 16:25Almost sure you will. It's so passive -aggressive.
- 16:27Can you imagine John Legend having to deal with
- 16:29this moron? Love you so much. Oh, she's overusing
- 16:33the word love. I hate when people do that. And
- 16:38of course, John Legend came to his wife's side.
- 16:40Oh, yeah, defend her, dude. Look at you. Shut
- 16:43up. Flying with a heart emoji. Nice song. If
- 16:49there was one sound effect to describe anybody
- 16:51that comes into contact with her, it is you're
- 16:54whipped. Oh, you are. That's all you are. You're
- 16:58whipped. There you go. All right. That's enough
- 17:03of that obnoxiousness. But I'm obnoxious. Oh,
- 17:07yeah. Let's do it. You're at nine. Oh, yeah.
- 17:13You ready to get this show going? Let me hit
- 17:15this button first. All right. I'll hit it. Attention,
- 17:25FM DJs. Your morning show prep begins now. Loud,
- 17:30rude, aggressive. And those are his good qualities.
- 17:34A sick person with a powerful tool. On three.
- 17:38You ready? One, two, three, go. Door is closing.
- 18:04Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening
- 18:07to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with
- 18:10Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. Now, now, now, now. If
- 18:19I hit this button, boom, the whole program's
- 18:21gonna start. Okay, we're here. All right. man
- 18:40was so big. Now, something completely different.
- 18:44Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.
- 18:51This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Oh, yeah. You
- 19:33will not believe. It's a podcast you would have
- 19:35never known. We had to do like three different
- 19:38takes. First of all, the beginning intro on the
- 19:41file here at work. It was only up until the explosion.
- 19:45And second of all, I emailed it to myself from
- 19:48my laptop. And then it stopped playing 15 seconds
- 19:51in. But it's like thundering. Third time's the
- 19:55charm. Now I feel good, man. I also feel really
- 19:59good right now. Mm -hmm. Because I went to Rich
- 20:03Keeley Master Barbershop at 4545 West Kennedy
- 20:06Boulevard. Over there. In Tampa. Mm -hmm. He's
- 20:12got his own booth at Salon Loft. And I don't
- 20:15post a lot of pictures of myself, but if you
- 20:18go to my social media, at Ryan Oppie Radio, there
- 20:21you can see my new haircut. Oh, yum. Did anybody
- 20:30feel the full moon last night? I was stunned
- 20:35looking at it, man. Having a good time. man.
- 20:40I don't know if it's just me or anybody else,
- 20:44but it feels like when the full moon is happening
- 20:47that my cat goes crazy. She's off the wall, I
- 20:51tell you. Just like her father. I sometimes wonder,
- 20:58I know they say it's because like since ancient
- 21:00times when there's more light because the moon's
- 21:03shining that people go crazy, but sometimes it's
- 21:05kind of cool. I think it might be because of
- 21:07a strong but we'll never know until we die then
- 21:16we'll know or you could just not be anything
- 21:19which is what i'm shooting for isn't this an
- 21:22exciting way to begin the show i'm in kind of
- 21:25a dark mood because uh if you're listening the
- 21:28week of uh the end of june 2026 in Florida. It
- 21:34has been cloudy every day. It's like we live
- 21:37in Seattle Bay. It's like Tampa, Seattle and
- 21:42St. Pete's Tacoma or something. It's so freaking
- 21:45cloudy. Depressing. I think I almost got a job
- 21:49in Seattle. It's just very nerve -wracking. Hoping
- 21:53your electricity doesn't go out. We're going
- 21:56to put out good vibes to the universe. Oh, we
- 21:58are. Let's see what's going on with Instagram.
- 22:03going on man these women are crazy ah the thing
- 22:07all single men need to know about women The number
- 22:12one thing all men need to know about women. There
- 22:15is only one piece of advice I could give after
- 22:18working with over 400 single men. I love these
- 22:21freaking bloggers and these freaking women. They
- 22:26do these videos. Oh, I have 400 clients. Good
- 22:29for you. It's because you're a hot piece of ass.
- 22:32Is that when a woman is into you, she will do
- 22:34three things. And if she's not doing any of these
- 22:37three things, she's not into you. One. she'll
- 22:41text back. That phone lives in our hands. Yeah,
- 22:44that's the thing whenever a girl's like, oh,
- 22:46sorry, I didn't see the text. Yeah, you did.
- 22:49You're ignoring me or you're getting banked out.
- 22:55If we're into a guy, he won't go multiple days
- 22:58without hearing from us. Two, she will make time
- 23:24to go out with you. Yeah, all the relationships,
- 23:27even if they didn't work out. We always made
- 23:30time for each other. There isn't a woman on this
- 23:33planet that's too busy to see the guy she's into.
- 23:36I agree with that baby, though. And three, she
- 23:38will be consistent. Hell yeah. Why not? She isn't
- 23:42dropping off the face of the earth and popping
- 23:44back in three days later. I never liked that
- 23:47because it makes me feel like I'm like the backup,
- 23:48which I am. But it makes me feel like, what are
- 23:50they doing? Who are they being? What steak dinners
- 23:53are getting bought for them? That's what makes
- 23:56me think. Blueface got into a heated argument
- 24:01with his pregnant boo, Navia, after she received
- 24:05a DM from another woman. Don't do that. Don't
- 24:07do that. Don't do that. You know something and
- 24:10you got something. Man, this idiot's reproducing.
- 24:14I know there's probably someone out there that's
- 24:16trying so hard to have kids. And then this freaking
- 24:18loser can just pop them out. Well, he's not doing
- 24:20it, but you know what I mean. You got some tea,
- 24:24bitch. You ain't got no fucking tea. Where are
- 24:26you talking? You just came. He's a gaslighter
- 24:29to the fuss. You're not talking. It was a flicking
- 24:34phone. I am so glad I got out of a sex movie.
- 24:38I ain't gonna have kids with a dirty rod and
- 24:40baby mama like him. He's an idiot. He's not the
- 24:46brightest bulb. His ambrosia and skin color doesn't
- 24:50stop you from being great. I never tell my kids
- 24:53they have to work 10 times harder because they're
- 24:55black. You have to work just as hard as everyone
- 24:57else. And if you want to be better, You know,
- 25:03like, let's say the NBA, for an example. If you
- 25:05want to be, like, a real all -star, yeah, you
- 25:06got to work harder. Yeah. But you have to work
- 25:08just as hard as everybody else. Yeah, she has
- 25:11Uncle Ruckus vibes. Color in America is not going
- 25:14to stop you from being great. Yeah, and all the
- 25:16people in the comment section are commenting
- 25:18that she's part white. So, again, I'm glad we're
- 25:20really divided as a country. But not at all.
- 25:25Here's a crazy story. There is a 96 -year -old
- 25:31influencer named Grandma Darnack who was struggling
- 25:35to party at the nursing home and got a formal
- 25:37warning. Oh, you know, she's wild. Yeah. Here's
- 25:43the story. This is the real life, ma. $12 ,000
- 25:46a month and you can't party. Grandma Droniac
- 25:48said that her retirement home issued a warning
- 25:51about her throwing parties. In case you don't
- 25:53know, she is a humongous influencer. Could you
- 25:55imagine if you just died at the party? Like,
- 25:57ah, Grandma Darn! Says that she received a letter
- 26:00from an employee at her retirement home. You're
- 26:02not one of the dirty, rotten neighbors. They're
- 26:05jealous of Grandma Darn it! She says this was
- 26:09in the letter. We are reaching out because there
- 26:11have been many noise complaints about your room.
- 26:12Oh, yeah! We hear a lot of prayers with the bed
- 26:16creaking. Oh God. Parties are not allowed and
- 26:19you cannot serve alcohol to other residents.
- 26:22So lame, dude. They're at the end of their life.
- 26:25They're about to die. If they feel like partying,
- 26:29let them. This is a safety concern while we encourage
- 26:33rest. Safety? They're freaking 100 years old.
- 26:35It's not like they're 22 in college. It is to
- 26:39socialize and enjoy community activities. Oh,
- 26:42yeah, the community activities like arts and
- 26:44crafts and bingo. Nah, if I want to smoke a doobie
- 26:47and do a shot five minutes before I die, let
- 26:49them. ridiculous activities we cannot have wild
- 26:53parties and y 'all apparently they have video
- 26:55evidence of this this is why i never want to
- 26:58live in a nursing home also i don't think i'll
- 26:59have kids or even have a girl so i'll just be
- 27:01really single my future is gonna be very lonely
- 27:07they added it is shown on security footage that
- 27:09people were leaving your room at one o 'clock
- 27:11in the morning oh yeah it's a party i wonder
- 27:16what it's like being hung over at 96 or not last
- 27:20tuesday continued incidents of this nature may
- 27:22result in restrictions on visitors and common
- 27:25area privileges Let them party. And could lead
- 27:30to further review of your residency status within
- 27:32the community. What a dirty writing community.
- 27:35But the losers, let them party. Their life is
- 27:40literally very short now. Here's a video from
- 27:45Neon. I am the guy that asks everybody for advice,
- 27:52but when it's not the advice he wants. He gets
- 27:57mad. He asked, he got a warning from Alabama
- 28:03Barker's family, forcing him to check in if he
- 28:06ever steps foot in LA. All right, it made me
- 28:13uncomfortable. I don't like downwards. Yeah,
- 28:16Neon, was it worth being around that dirty rod
- 28:18and broad? Probably not. So, Speaking of a dirty
- 28:25or other person, you know Jack Daugherty. Well,
- 28:31here's the audio from a ring camera. You know
- 28:36Jack Daugherty, the guy that hangs out with 16
- 28:40-year -olds and once they turn 18, he converts
- 28:43them to the thing unknown as OnlyFans. Well,
- 28:49here he is getting bitched out by his girlfriend
- 28:51on a ring camera. Oh, she threw that bottle at
- 29:01his face and this cat's looking at him like,
- 29:02you're a loser. That's why you don't date a sociopath,
- 29:11honey. I have a headache, man. He's broad day
- 29:18at night. So there was a clip. There's this new
- 29:21thing going on on Instagram. That's a big problem.
- 29:25I've talked about it before. So what happens
- 29:29is there will be a video and it'll show clavicular
- 29:32or somebody. Let's just because we're going to
- 29:35talk about clavicular. We'll use him as an example.
- 29:40So it'll be like clavicular at a club. It'll
- 29:43be like a two minute video. And the headline
- 29:45will say like, oh, Clavicular kisses a trans
- 29:48woman and says that that's what he's into now.
- 29:50But in the video, it's literally him maybe walking
- 29:53by a trans girl a minute and a half in the video,
- 29:55but it's him talking to like a girl that's not
- 29:57trans. And then everybody retweets it because
- 29:59they don't watch the video. And then they go,
- 30:01oh, Clavicular likes trans women. Now, I'm not
- 30:04saying he doesn't, but there is a fact check
- 30:06on a clip of him kissing a trans woman. The woman
- 30:09wasn't trans, but everybody said she was just
- 30:11because of the caption in the video. Snap. I
- 30:14gotta like fact check my freaking streamers.
- 30:16It's getting bad out there. Lupe Fiasco said
- 30:20that Kendrick Lamar is better than him in every
- 30:22way but the lyrics. I agree. Kendrick Lamar ain't
- 30:26that good. He's a height. He ain't my favorite
- 30:31or anything. Here's a weird headline. A New Jersey
- 30:35middle school had to recall their yearbooks after
- 30:37an infant photo of Hitler was accidentally published
- 30:41in the baby photos section. It's kind of sad.
- 30:44Hitler's kind of a cute baby. You know, he never
- 30:48shut up, though. The incident occurred at Eastbrook
- 30:51Middle School in Paramus, New Jersey. And even
- 30:53the mayor of Paramus said he got word of this
- 30:55yearbook debacle, saying this event does not
- 30:58reflect the town as a whole. All right, well,
- 31:00I hope it doesn't. I love when they say that,
- 31:02of course it doesn't reflect it. We didn't think
- 31:03it did, morons. All right, I saw this video here
- 31:08and I thought this was very interesting. Okay.
- 31:12So I dated a bisexual girl or two. Both times
- 31:17because they were bisexual. One of them ended
- 31:21up marrying a gospel singer. And one of them
- 31:25ended up banging a few other dudes, probably
- 31:28a hundred of them. Possibly dirty. We can be
- 31:31Eskimo brothers, at least emotionally. But the
- 31:34thing, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
- 31:36is I've dated bisexual girls. And it's always
- 31:39weird when you go to pride with them. Because
- 31:43when you go to pride with them, everyone's like,
- 31:44oh, but you're the, what is it? The cis male.
- 31:48And then they got mad when I said you're being
- 31:50heterophobic. That's the thing. If you're judging
- 31:53me because I'm heterosexual, that's being heterophobic.
- 31:56Well, here's a video about hetero men going to
- 32:00a pride event. of bisexual women yo what's up
- 32:04guys we're at the first ever pride event for
- 32:07boyfriends of bisexual women i can't play it
- 32:10because of the freaking music in the background
- 32:12but it sounds like a delight piper rocal said
- 32:15she wasn't going to make it to 18 but she did
- 32:19good for her the girl from only fans and here's
- 32:21a dude at a gym trying to give neon some advice
- 32:24about gambling because he's promoting gambling.
- 32:30All right. We really can't hear the audio, but
- 32:37it said, whatever kind of money they are paying
- 32:38you, there's kids following you, bro. Neon's
- 32:41a money hungry dude, though. He ain't going to
- 32:43listen to you. All right, let's get back on track.
- 32:50See? Okay, we now have conclusive proof as a
- 32:55boyfriend. Tom Sandoval is the pits. We have
- 32:59video of Tom in a fight with his ex -girlfriend's
- 33:02dad. Loser! And shoves the dad into a burning
- 33:07fire pit. After the dad tried to get to him because
- 33:13he locked himself in a room. And this is the
- 33:15door. He said the dad knocked on it. Oh my god,
- 33:17he beat the crap out of that door. Pulled in
- 33:20it, put his face through it, and said, I'm going
- 33:22to beat you up like the shinies. We have a new
- 33:26demand letter from the person who says they know
- 33:30who kidnapped Nancy Guthrie. They say they have
- 33:32video that shows Nancy on her last day with the
- 33:36main kidnapper. And he will produce that video
- 33:39for one Bitcoin. It's almost worth it, I would
- 33:41think, for Savannah to pay this one Bitcoin.
- 33:44And if it's fake, this person's gone. The FBI
- 33:46is telling us they're looking at this person
- 33:49seriously. So, yeah, I was having a sad discussion
- 33:53with one of my friends, which was not a good
- 33:57discussion to have when you're high. But I told
- 33:59them, I don't think her body exists anymore.
- 34:00If they're serious, Why haven't the dice been
- 34:05rolled? We got Maryland Governor Wes Moore in
- 34:07D .C. And he posts workout videos all the time.
- 34:10But he says the reason he keeps... Loser! Look
- 34:13at you working out. Stupid politicians. In shape
- 34:17is because... I got the baddest first lady in
- 34:20the country, so I gotta... Oh my God, what a
- 34:23dork. You know he cheats on him with male interns.
- 34:26All right, I don't need your... Shut up! Cool,
- 34:31dude. Some people must say it's because you're
- 34:34jealous. Maybe I am. Maybe I'm not. I don't know.
- 34:39Summer House may be headed back to the Hamptons,
- 34:45but Amanda Batula won't be checking in. She's
- 34:49such a unique looking hot piece of this. After
- 34:52eight years on the hit Bravo series. A little
- 34:54too skinny. She needs to eat like a cheeseburger.
- 34:58E! News can confirm June 29th. Amanda is leaving
- 35:01ahead. of season 11. Alright, bye. See you later.
- 35:05After a while, crocodile. Whatever. Happy Hot
- 35:10Topic! I just load. As I always say, load. The
- 35:18internet's slow today. Today is one of those
- 35:20days. Did you know Mercury's in retrograde? That
- 35:22might be why. The Supreme Court's expected to
- 35:25rule on several big cases today. It's the last
- 35:28scheduled opinion day of the term and several
- 35:30decisions are still outstanding. I'm going to
- 35:31tell you, these losers, boomers are the reason
- 35:35they got a vasectomy. They made it where they
- 35:38did the overturn of abortion. And because of
- 35:42them, I said, um, no, thank you. The justices
- 35:46will decide whether to block President Trump's
- 35:48order redefining who's a citizen at birth. All
- 35:51right. There's, uh, seems like they're really
- 35:53working on the important things. No! Happy Hot
- 35:57Topic! Mary -Kate and Ashley Olsen may not be
- 36:02making many public appearances these days, but
- 36:05the twins still show up when it matters most.
- 36:07Oh, yeah! The famously private sisters showing...
- 36:11Remember when there was a deck countdown and
- 36:12I'm turning? To them turning 18, oh, that was
- 36:18so disturbing. To support their older brother,
- 36:21Trent Olsen. All right, so they went to an event
- 36:23and he went to his wedding. A good for them.
- 36:26Happy Hot Topic. When I do interviews and things,
- 36:32people are like, oh, I hear that British accent.
- 36:34Or like my friends will say to me, oh, did you
- 36:36hear what you just said? His friends heard it
- 36:39and so did. It's a rapper. No, it is amazing!
- 36:44And do you know... The rapper spilling the English
- 36:47tea on comedian Romesh... Oh, get out there,
- 36:49get out there, because she's English and it's
- 36:51tea. Ah, this is so funny! Ha ha ha ha! ...to
- 36:55Ranganathan's podcast. What is it? Reacting to
- 36:57fans who have noticed the Philly natives now
- 37:00got a bit of a British accent. I have kind of
- 37:02a Florida voice now. Since moving to the UK 12
- 37:06years ago... Ah, so she did that. You know, she's
- 37:09faking it to be cool. No! No! Copy Hot Topic!
- 37:15Yeah, I ain't no fat on my body getting a BBL.
- 37:17Blac Chyna is reflecting candidly on her cosmetic
- 37:21surgery journey. In an Instagram video posted
- 37:24on Saturday, June 28th, the 38 -year -old model
- 37:27details the procedures she's undergone throughout
- 37:30the years. Ah, yeah, she's still a hot piece
- 37:33of ass, huh? Including several she has since
- 37:36reversed and clearing up whether she ever received
- 37:39a BBL. I took out all those shots that I had,
- 37:43all the silicone. I've never had a BBL. All right,
- 37:46so she had stuff done on there. That's good.
- 37:49And she got it reversed. She seems like a good
- 37:53enough person. 856 -49 -HAPPY. That's 856 -494
- 38:01-6773. You tweeted me at Ryan Happy Radio. Josh
- 38:06Duggar was transferred to an Oklahoma prison.
- 38:08That's got to be fun. Justin Bieber's not going
- 38:11on tour. Mm -hmm. There are pictures out of Nicole
- 38:14Scherzinger looking hot for her 48th birthday.
- 38:19Yeah. She's so hot. She's one of the reasons
- 38:24I'm hetero. The first time I saw her when I was
- 38:27in fifth grade, I was like, I have a crush on
- 38:28you. Don't I ever. Just a freaking babe. All
- 38:33around. You're going to have to sign an NDA if
- 38:40you go to Taylor Swift's wedding. I always wonder
- 38:42what they're hiding. But the NDA, if you break
- 38:45it, there's no financial trouble you're in. So
- 38:48it makes me wonder who's going to break it. Kanye
- 38:51West near settlement in sexual assault lawsuit
- 38:54by former assistant. Yeah, he probably did it.
- 38:56Here's a woman I have no respect for. Phil Mickelson's
- 39:01wife. She's still supporting him amongst the
- 39:02penis pictures that he was sending out. Because
- 39:05you're a loser without him. Cara Delevingne addresses
- 39:09rumors she and Johnny Depp's ex -wife Amber Heard
- 39:13had a romantic relationship following the couple's
- 39:15divorce. In a visit to journalist Louis Theroux's
- 39:18podcast June 29th, the supermodel and musician
- 39:23responds to allegations that she was dating Heard
- 39:26during the production of their 2013 film London
- 39:29Fields, which also co -starred Johnny. Cara sets
- 39:32the record straight on that aspect, telling Louis
- 39:35per Us Weekly nothing was happening at the time.
- 39:37at that point i'm sure there was no crossover
- 39:40shut your ass you're flat assing your stupid
- 39:43body you ain't that attractive to be that pretentious
- 39:47elliot page is proving his fitness journey can
- 39:54be quite the odyssey it's gotta be weird for
- 39:56elliot page i wonder if he goes back and watches
- 39:58juno and like that was when i was another person
- 40:00i mean whatever you gotta do in this lifetime
- 40:03that's fun The actor showed off the six -pack
- 40:06abs he's developed after taking up boxing. Ah,
- 40:12that's not good for him. Ah, yes, I said him.
- 40:14I don't care what he identifies as. Life's too
- 40:17short. Happy Hot Topic! I had all of these high
- 40:24hopes, I think. It's Lizzo talking about the
- 40:27soul -crushing reception of her album. Maybe
- 40:30if you were nicer to people, it'd be easier to
- 40:32root for you. And it didn't match, and I think
- 40:36that was soul -crushing. Lizzo's getting brutally
- 40:38honest about her recent album sales and is keeping
- 40:41her... Oh, yeah, they were, like, really bad.
- 40:43You know when someone says the album sales are
- 40:45bad, but it's still, like, 50 ,000? It was, like,
- 40:48at four digits. Mm -hmm. It was 70 down. Or head
- 40:53up, even if the truth hurts. The Grammy winner
- 40:56dropped her album Bitch June 5th. Police marked
- 40:59her first record in four years. She's so freaking
- 41:03hot. I'm not going to lie, I'd plow her. But
- 41:06the big moment came with a harsh reality. The
- 41:08album failed to make it on the Billboard 200
- 41:10albums chart. Yeah, that's bad. And if you were
- 41:14198, at least you couldn't make 200. I can't
- 41:17think of 200 albums that are out now. According
- 41:21to Rolling Stone, citing music data company Luminate,
- 41:24the fifth studio album sold approximately 3 ,000
- 41:27total units in its first week of release. That's
- 41:30bad, man. It's almost like you shouldn't be sexually
- 41:32harassing your team and being a dirty, rotten
- 41:35idiot. And people would root for you. And that
- 41:39number dropped to 650 in the second week. Oh,
- 41:42yeah, her career is done -zo. In comparison,
- 41:46Lizzo's fourth album, Special, fueled by its
- 41:49mega -hit single, About Damn Time. That was a
- 41:51good song. I can't even. Reached number two on
- 41:54that very same chart. Yeah, her career is over.
- 41:57I think it's safe to say. In a conversation with
- 42:01the Swiftologist on YouTube June 28th. Swiftologist!
- 42:05A crestfallen Lizzo admits the numbers hit her
- 42:08hard. That is. I had all of these high hopes,
- 42:12I think, for what we would do the first week.
- 42:16Oh, yeah. And it didn't match. It dropped, and
- 42:20I was like, oh, okay, this isn't what I kind
- 42:22of thought it would be. Yeah. Maybe be nicer
- 42:25to people. We have a new song of Lizzo. There
- 42:30is an unreleased trash track. I meant to say,
- 42:34There is an unreleased track that we officially
- 42:37can play on the show because you know how there's
- 42:38copyright? Here's the one song we can play by
- 42:40Lizzo. Ah, that was just me wanting to play the
- 42:47toilet sound effect. You know she knows the toilet
- 42:51well. The battle of the exes between Taylor,
- 42:59Frankie, Paul, and Dakota Mortensen appears to
- 43:02be taking another legal turn. Listen, I can't
- 43:05stand this woman, and I cannot stand the women
- 43:09that defend her. She's a dirty, rotten loser!
- 43:13I don't care how pretty she is, but hear me out.
- 43:15Do I think the cops should have been called to
- 43:17her house? Probably. But it's a little suspicious
- 43:21how Dakota Mortensen, that douchebag, that makes
- 43:26all men look bad. It's very suspicious how right
- 43:29when we found out that The Bachelor is going
- 43:31to be airing in August, all of a sudden the cops
- 43:33are called. Yeah, dark. The Bluffdale Police
- 43:36Department. No wonder she went crazy. You're
- 43:38a loser. In Utah, confirms to E! News June 29th
- 43:42that police contacted the Secret Lives of Mormon
- 43:45Wives star after her former boyfriend went to
- 43:47authorities June 26th regarding a possible protective
- 43:51order violation. Yeah, you just lose. Look at
- 43:55pictures of Taylor Frankie Paul. And those eyes.
- 43:58She's crazy. Per the department, authorities
- 44:01spoke with the 32 -year -old to gather information
- 44:04before referring the case to the Salt Lake County
- 44:06District Attorney for further review. You know,
- 44:09those attorneys are so sick of hearing about
- 44:11these two losers. These morons should not have
- 44:14reproduced. However, police reiterated they do
- 44:18not have an active case against Taylor or Dakota
- 44:20at this time. It's a bunch of nothing. Man, be
- 44:25there for the kids. You're losers. Layla Taylor
- 44:31said I'm bisexual. She's from Mormon Wives. Oh,
- 44:34yeah. All those Mormons put out, you know that.
- 44:40Let's see here. Diana Rossini is in hot water
- 44:47again, but this time it's not for her holding
- 44:48hands with an NFL coach for seemingly not telling
- 44:52the truth about what happened during a traffic
- 44:53stop. Here's the scoop. In January, the former
- 44:56NFL reporter for The Athletic got pulled over
- 44:58by the police for using her phone while driving
- 45:00in New Jersey. Their subsequent interaction was
- 45:06caught on body cam that was posted on X. In the
- 45:09clip, the officer rolls up to Rossini's vehicle
- 45:11and asks for her license and registration. She
- 45:13introduces herself as an NFL journalist who just
- 45:16broke a story about Buffalo Bills coach Sean
- 45:18McDermott getting fired, saying she's sending
- 45:19a tweet about it before she stops. Then she hands
- 45:22her documentation to the officer, asking if he's
- 45:25a Giant or Jets fan. The cop says he's actually
- 45:28a Vikings fan, where she showed a text exchange
- 45:31between her and the coach. She went on the Stu
- 45:40Gotts radio show and said that she was FaceTiming
- 45:42the coach when she got stopped, but the body
- 45:45cam footage says otherwise. You're telling me
- 45:48someone that's a cheater would be a liar? She's
- 45:50a dirty, rotten brat. Of course she's a liar.
- 45:54She's a skank. Side chick loser. Here's another
- 46:00loser. I can't stand Kevin Spacey. He pretty
- 46:04much got away with being a creep if what he did
- 46:08was done to anybody else. You know that they
- 46:14would be prosecuted to the fullest. But oh, it's
- 46:18Kevin Spacey. He's allowed to get away with it.
- 46:22Man funk that. Because Kevin Spacey says he feels
- 46:26like he's being attacked by his fellow gays.
- 46:28Yes, because you make gay people look bad. Oh,
- 46:32the homophobes out there. You give them power
- 46:34to say that all gay people are bad because you
- 46:37look at Kevin Spacey and this just in, you're
- 46:40a bad person. You're a loser. Here is Kevin Spacey.
- 46:46Coming out is not easy. It was not easy for me.
- 46:52Although I was. For many years, people within
- 46:55the gay community made jokes about me. Yeah,
- 46:57and then Bill Maher's giving him a softball interview.
- 47:00That's another dishbag loser, stupid boomer moron.
- 47:03Can you tell I don't like him? As if being famous
- 47:07and coming out was like an easy thing, it was
- 47:10actually not an easy thing. Oh, poor you. Maybe
- 47:15don't sexually assault people, you dork. Stupid
- 47:18boomer. Resisted it for a long, long time. For
- 47:22me, I'm sorry that I kissed my ass and then joined
- 47:24and stoned Slammy. I didn't have that courage
- 47:28earlier in my life. Wasn't that forced upon you
- 47:31by the scandal? No, not at all. I was actually
- 47:34ready to come out for two years. No, you weren't.
- 47:37I always did think he was kind of creepy out
- 47:39of a word show. I was like, what's his story?
- 47:42He's a loser. before the scandal happened. Oh
- 47:51yeah, you know, when I was like assaulting people
- 47:53because I had no game. But I'm just saying, much
- 47:57earlier in my career, because there was so many
- 48:00stories about me, there was lots of talk about
- 48:02that I was gay and I just wasn't. What, Aaron?
- 48:05I am such a victim. Kiss my ass! Can you tell
- 48:11I don't like Kevin Spacey? I am one of the biggest
- 48:14allies ever for the gay community. I have your
- 48:16back. And Kevin Spacey makes the gay community
- 48:19look bad. And he thinks it's above us when he's
- 48:22going to die in the morning. You know, he poops
- 48:24a lot. So shut up. I said that backwards. He's
- 48:27going to. I was supposed to say that he poops
- 48:30in the morning. He's going to die someday. But
- 48:32I messed that up. But that's how intense I get
- 48:35feeling about talking about him. As I talk backwards.
- 48:38It's time for Taylor Swift news. Always the victim
- 49:05post Always the perfect face You're shining And
- 49:13leave no little trace Tell me, who gets banged?
- 49:20You never say your name You flip the frame, you
- 49:23flip the frame Then you walk away It's always
- 49:27them, always them Never you, never you It's always
- 49:30them, always them That's your favorite thing
- 49:33to do Shine the silence, catch the flame We're
- 49:36the halo, it's the lane It's always them, always
- 49:39them You never say your name You flip the frame,
- 50:16you flip the frame Then you walk away It's always
- 50:19them, always them Never you, never you It's always
- 50:23them, always them That's your favorite thing
- 50:25to do Sound the silence, pass the pain Wherever
- 50:28it is, it's the lane It's always them, always
- 50:31them Never you, never you You love the crowd
- 50:39when you cheer You love the When you choose a
- 50:43size But if the mirror talks bad You disappear
- 50:49inside Wrap it up Say it's off Play it safe Then
- 51:03you make somebody else to come Oh, yeah all right
- 51:44I know. Happy Hot Topic! John F. Kennedy Jr.'s
- 51:51former chief of staff and wedding planner for
- 51:54a secret wedding to Carolyn Bessette. Rosemary
- 51:56Terenzio is chiming in on the Taylor Swift -Travis
- 52:00Kelsey wedding. Rosemary tells CBS Mornings she
- 52:03believes the wedding is not happening at MSG
- 52:05and the venue rumor could just be a decoy. I
- 52:08don't know. The Kennedys. Oh, he's got a make
- 52:11out about them. Happy Hot Topic! Stevie Nicks
- 52:17is set to attend Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's
- 52:19wedding. Oh yeah, they had that stupid shirt.
- 52:21See, everything's planned out. At the Knicks
- 52:25game, she's wearing the Stevie Nicks shirt. Get
- 52:27it, Knicks, Knicks. Whatever. God, she's a walking
- 52:30publicity whore. As the date for Taylor Swift
- 52:36and Travis Kelsey's rumored wedding at Madison
- 52:38Square Garden draws nearer, more details are
- 52:41being revealed. According to a source with knowledge,
- 52:43the event told NBC News that 1 ,100 people are
- 52:48expected to attend the July 3rd ceremony. Alright,
- 52:51so I'm making all that fun and kissing my ass
- 52:53and enjoying it. Time for what's the point of
- 52:56award shows? Ha ha ha ha! I'll be in the building,
- 53:06I'll be in the building Talk your talk Red carpet,
- 53:14same suits Same fake smile, same speech, same
- 53:17joke Been dead for a while, tiny little trophy
- 53:20Big empty room, everybody clap on cue I'll rehearse
- 53:23they moves, backstage handshake Bro, you changed
- 53:26my life Still talk trash in the car that night
- 53:29Whole thing staged like a high school play But
- 53:32they switched the culture on display What's the
- 53:35point of award shows? Tell me what they really
- 53:38celebrate. Gold statues, bar rolls, real ones
- 53:43left standing at the gate. If the crowd don't
- 53:46feel it, why are they saying that's the greatest
- 53:48show? Cut the cap, cut the script, cut the slow
- 53:51-mo. We ain't impressed by award shows, no. Hoppy
- 53:55on the mic, he don't bite his tongue. He say
- 53:57names, they gon' say he do too much, but somebody
- 54:00gotta yell when the room play dumb. While they
- 54:03read off cards, he just go from Whole year grindin',
- 54:06night shift, no rest But they praise who the
- 54:08label says is best Ratings dip, so they stage
- 54:12one kiss Then brag online how they changin' the
- 54:15biz Stop, stop What's the point of award shows?
- 54:19Tell me what they really celebrate Gold statues,
- 54:23barred votes No one's left standin' at the gate
- 54:26If the crowd don't feel it, if the crowd don't
- 54:28feel it Why they sayin' that's the greatest show?
- 54:31Cut the cap, cut the script All right, we got
- 54:42this right here. Turns out Drewski may not have
- 54:44been the one behind the awkward BET awards moment
- 54:46after all. Aw, man, award shows are so terrible.
- 54:50If you watched the BET Awards last night, then
- 54:53you probably noticed when SZA and Dochi got cut
- 54:56off mid -speech by a saxophonist, a source close
- 54:59to production tells TMZ producers decided to
- 55:03have a saxophonist start playing during SZA and
- 55:05Dochi's BET Awards acceptance speech Sunday night
- 55:08in an effort to keep the broadcast on schedule.
- 55:14We're told Drewski wasn't even in a position
- 55:16to call the audible. He was backstage changing
- 55:18clothes when Whatever. There's that. And then
- 55:20BET heads to the award shows. T .I.'s entourage
- 55:24had a clash with the security. Bunch of dorks.
- 55:27You don't matter. We're all going to die someday.
- 55:30And that dude thinks he's such a badass. I'm
- 55:32T .I. He's a good rapper. Don't get me wrong.
- 55:36What you know is a good song. But Jesus Christ,
- 55:40then. You ain't that important, darling. I mean,
- 55:42you're pretty important. But you're not that
- 55:46important. All right, what should we do? Let's
- 55:49do a side chick news is my favorite intro. I'm
- 55:53evil. I'm evil. Welcome to the circus. Riding
- 56:17in the booth, cutting straight through the surf.
- 56:19Call it like I see it. Feelings in the hearse,
- 56:22kid. You click the key, now you get the whole
- 56:24thermos. The libs playing games, acting like
- 56:27they saints. Got a whole foul home, still sliding
- 56:29to the dates. Screenshot save, little goodnight,
- 56:32babe. Then they on a yacht pick, trying to hide
- 56:35the face. From the field to the runway, everybody
- 56:37fronting. Posting healing energy while they DM
- 56:40hunting. Scrolling through the gram, all I see
- 56:43is double lives. You can't tag them. We expose,
- 56:55we amuse. Yeah, we say it like it is on an afternoon
- 56:58cruise. Side chick news. Whole world too. Flashin',
- 57:10who you tryin' to text? Got a ring on your hand,
- 57:12still shoppin' for the next key All team stressin',
- 57:15tryin' to spin it for the press But the group
- 57:17chat means got the seats on deck From the field
- 57:19goals, missin' to the model in the mist One post
- 57:22off life, next post I twist You a free spirit,
- 57:26but the rent still split Funny how the timeline
- 57:28never shows that bit Look, I'm just readin' what
- 57:31the headlines say I'm the voice in your car,
- 57:34you pretend you hate Laughin' at the drama, yeah,
- 57:37we know it ain't new Same story, new This that
- 57:41side chick news. Side chick news. Ryan, I be
- 57:44gone too. Every fraud, every fling, every late
- 57:47night move. We exposed, we amused. Yeah, we say
- 57:51it like it is on an afternoon cruise. Side chick
- 57:54news. Whole world tuned to the truth. You can't
- 57:56hide from your man, can't hide from this move.
- 57:59Side chick news. Breaking, breaking, breaking,
- 58:04breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking.
- 58:06Another is complicated situation. Another we
- 58:10were. You wanna break expectations Explanation
- 58:13if you gotta say we lowkey That's the clue You
- 58:16ain't made You just headline a fool Side chick
- 58:23news This that side chick news Side chick news
- 58:26Right how we gon' choose Every fraud, every fling,
- 58:30every late night move We expose, we amuse Yeah
- 58:33we say it like it is on the afternoon cruise
- 58:36Side chick news All right, now. Are you ready?
- 58:49Let's go. Angelina Jolie gives an update on her
- 58:58dating life 10 years after her split with Brad
- 59:01Pitt. Oh, yeah. She's looking for another marriage
- 59:04to ruin. The Oscar winner opens up about her
- 59:08new film Couture, in which the 51 -year -old
- 59:10plays Max. Man, I feel like she's been 51 for
- 59:1225 years. Dean Walker. Hot piece of ass, huh?
- 59:15A filmmaker who finds romance in Paris around
- 59:18the time of her breast cancer diagnosis. Is it
- 59:21a married man she finds romance with? The role
- 59:23hits home in more ways than one. A lot of it.
- 59:26Burnin'. Burnin' hell, you're an annoying hag.
- 59:29Ariana Grande is rescheduling multiple Eternal
- 59:34Sunshine tour shows over safety concerns. Yeah,
- 59:37I feel like whenever there is a concert that
- 59:41has to get rescheduled because of safety concerns,
- 59:44I sometimes feel like they use it as a cop -out.
- 59:49Morgan Wonderland! as the wicked star continues
- 59:53to hit all the right notes during her eternal
- 59:55son alright this is ass kissing it's getting
- 59:57out of control alright it's that time for Luigi
- 1:00:02news mhm hey ya it's happy hour Brian happy in
- 1:00:10the mix yeah we talking about it turn this up
- 1:00:15they call the station like play Luigi girl relax
- 1:00:19you sound real needy Postin' selfies, taggin'
- 1:00:23his name Whole timeline, just one lame crush
- 1:00:25page Missed calls on your screen from your mom
- 1:00:28You'd rather chase some dude on your phone Say
- 1:00:32he perfect, say he saved you You just really
- 1:00:35mad your dad never raised you Outro Music That's
- 1:01:37on you, not me. I think that's one of my best
- 1:01:44songs. A major update on the trial for Luigi
- 1:01:50Mangione. The accused CEO killer will stand trial
- 1:01:52in Manhattan federal court in January. The judge
- 1:01:57says she hoped to begin this fall, but a state
- 1:02:00trial that starts in September makes that impossible.
- 1:02:03I wonder if he's had any conjugal visits. or
- 1:02:06any butt play. It's time for a new segment called
- 1:02:10Kate Gosselin News. What is this? Whatever. Then
- 1:02:36call it yours But I see the cracks crawling under
- 1:02:40the floor Oh, you want the crown Oh, you want
- 1:02:44the crown But the second you slip Everybody looks
- 1:02:48around, round, round K, it's over K, it's over
- 1:02:53You can't keep the throne when the truth comes
- 1:02:56down K, it's over K, it's over One bad mask and
- 1:03:03the whole thing falls down Now your perfect pose
- 1:03:24is a paper wall One heart with blows and it shakes
- 1:03:29it all You built it tall on shaky ground Now
- 1:03:34every little lie makes a Everybody looks around
- 1:03:45You can't beat the throne when the truth comes
- 1:03:51down One bad night and the whole thing falls
- 1:03:59down Hands in the air, then watch it break Try
- 1:04:20to hold that fire, but you fed the fate No more
- 1:04:24shortcuts, no more games When the bass drops
- 1:04:28low, everybody knows your name It's over Water.
- 1:04:57All right, now. Happy Hot Topic. Run out with
- 1:05:02this loser. Kate Gosselin will not be engaging
- 1:05:07in speculation as fans of John and Kate plus
- 1:05:11eight await. If you're a fan of John and Kate
- 1:05:13plus eight, you're an idiot. Release of Colin
- 1:05:17Gosselin's memoir. Kate's social media comment
- 1:05:19section is filling up with those in support of
- 1:05:22her and those in support. If you're in support
- 1:05:25of her, you're stupid. You're Brandon. All right.
- 1:05:30It's time for happy soups. Ryan Hoppy on the
- 1:05:39mic, breaking down the scenes NBA drama, living
- 1:05:43out the dreams Fancy wives wild, stories about
- 1:05:46the queens Dropping dollars, bombs all in on
- 1:05:48the schemes Hoppy's loose, man, he knows it all
- 1:05:51Screw sandals to the court, rise and fall Tune
- 1:05:55in, now you'll have a ball Hoppy Hour got that
- 1:05:58shock and awe MJ to Kobe, legends in the game.
- 1:06:02Shaq's big presence, true hall of fame. Hoppy's
- 1:06:05skills at T ain't plain tame. Behind the curtain,
- 1:06:09nothing left the same. Hoppy's moves, man, he
- 1:06:11knows it all. From sandals to the court, rise
- 1:06:14and fall. Tune in, now you'll have a ball. Hoppy,
- 1:06:19I will guide you. That shock and awe Crazy exes,
- 1:06:21wild and scandalous League full of stories, ain't
- 1:06:24nothing fabulous Ryan breaks it down, gets unanimous
- 1:06:28Tune to Hoppy Hour, never anomalous Y 'all know
- 1:06:31the score, but he dies deeper Locker room secrets,
- 1:06:34stats like a keeper Voices every week and Alice
- 1:06:37is sweeper NBA's real talk, cuts to the sleeper
- 1:06:41Hoppy's hoops, man, he knows it all From scandal
- 1:06:44to the court, rise and fall Tune in, now you'll
- 1:06:48have a Happy hour, got that shock and awe Happy
- 1:06:52screws, man, he knows it all From scandals to
- 1:06:55the court, rise and fall Tune in, now you'll
- 1:06:58have a ball Happy hour, got that shock and awe
- 1:07:01Happy hour, got that shock and awe Happy hour,
- 1:07:11got that shock and awe Memphis Grizzlies are
- 1:07:30trading John Moran to the Portland Trailblazers
- 1:07:32for Jeremy Grant and Chris Murray. Oh, my God.
- 1:07:36He had everything going for him, but then he
- 1:07:39had to be a wannabe gangster. I do think maybe
- 1:07:43him leaving us. The town that is unknown as Memphis
- 1:07:48might help him out because it's so good there.
- 1:07:51But we'll never know what's going on here. The
- 1:07:55Charlotte Hornets have traded LaMelo Ball and
- 1:07:58Josh Green to the Minnesota Timberwolves for
- 1:08:00Nas Reed, a 20 -33 unprotected first -round pick.
- 1:08:03Three first -round pick swaps and three second
- 1:08:07-round picks. Yeah, LaMelo Ball, this is his
- 1:08:10time to shine. He couldn't really do much over
- 1:08:13there and shine. But here's his dad talking about
- 1:08:16it. LaMelo Ball was traded to the Minnesota Timberwolves
- 1:08:20with Josh Green for Nas Reed, a 20 -33 unprotected
- 1:08:24first -round pick, three first -round pick swaps,
- 1:08:27and three second -round picks. And here's what
- 1:08:29LaVar Ball had to say about the trade. Minnesota
- 1:08:32Timberwolves, y 'all did the coldest move in
- 1:08:35the game. You wouldn't get that, no. Yes, but
- 1:08:37here's the thing. Let me give you the recipe.
- 1:08:39You got to get the other two ball boys. I'm sick
- 1:08:44of him. He all of a sudden made a comeback as
- 1:08:47a neon and it's like, go away. Even though I'm
- 1:08:50talking about him, so I'm kind of contributing
- 1:08:51to it, aren't I? Here's LeBron saying he wants
- 1:08:54to stay at home partner. I think personally me
- 1:08:56today, if I was not in a relationship today,
- 1:09:00I could not have a stay at home woman. It's not
- 1:09:05like for me who I am at 40 and what I got going
- 1:09:08on. Coming home and just seeing somebody just,
- 1:09:10yeah, you want to stay at home, wife, so you
- 1:09:12can go out and cheat. Mm -hmm. I never cheated.
- 1:09:19What's going on with this right here? Right now,
- 1:09:23load. Please load. Now to the growing divide
- 1:09:27over what the WNBA called a flagrant foul. The
- 1:09:30Phoenix Mercury's Alyssa Thomas appears. I love
- 1:09:33how women say, oh, men bring down female sports
- 1:09:36when it's really women bringing down women's
- 1:09:39sports. Here's to put her fist on Kaitlyn Clark's
- 1:09:42throat as they scrambled for a loose ball during
- 1:09:44a game on Wednesday night. Thomas was suspended
- 1:09:47one game. Yeah, you know, the other players of
- 1:09:49the WNBA are not used to going after loose balls.
- 1:09:53But now some are coming to her defense saying
- 1:09:55it was hard. play not a dirty play here's abc's
- 1:09:58perry russum what i'm doing days after the wnba
- 1:10:02announced this apparent fist pressed against
- 1:10:04the neck of superstar caitlin clark warranted
- 1:10:07a suspension To the ground. Yeah, these women
- 1:10:10are like, why does nobody like her stuff? And
- 1:10:14then you treat her like garbage. When frankly,
- 1:10:17no one's ever talked about your league until
- 1:10:18she joined. Tonight, her Indiana Fever teammate,
- 1:10:22Sophie Cunningham, speaking out on her podcast.
- 1:10:24Oh, she's so freaking hot. saying the two -time
- 1:10:28all -star is being targeted and more needs to
- 1:10:30be done to protect her. They're definitely targeting
- 1:10:33her and the league and the refs do nothing to
- 1:10:36protect her. Yeah, because there's something
- 1:10:38going on. These refs are stupid. No wonder your
- 1:10:43league's never made a profit. It's run by morons.
- 1:10:45The dirty, rotting commissioners are morons.
- 1:10:48All the people that are hating on her because
- 1:10:50she's a hetero white girl are morons. You're
- 1:10:52all stupid and ungrateful. Gushing across the
- 1:10:56league and beyond stems from this moment Wednesday
- 1:10:58night. Phoenix Mercury forward Alyssa Thomas
- 1:11:00falling on Clark scrambling for the ball. Can
- 1:11:04you imagine if Kaylin did it to her? At one point,
- 1:11:07Thomas appears to push into Clark's neck. I hate
- 1:11:10when the news says that. She didn't push him.
- 1:11:12Appears to push. Of course she did. A hand to
- 1:11:15the neck. Absolutely disrespectful. We have a
- 1:11:18generational talent. And a WNBA superstar. No
- 1:11:22foul was given during that game, but the WNBA
- 1:11:25reviewed the play and issued a flagrant foul
- 1:11:27against Thomas. Yeah, after the game. She got
- 1:11:30a one game suspension, which is like half their
- 1:11:32paycheck. You know what? I never want to hear
- 1:11:34women complain about women's sports again. When
- 1:11:36it's women bringing down women. Although that'd
- 1:11:39be a good video. Women bringing down women. Oh
- 1:11:42yeah, I'd watch that. What's going on with this
- 1:11:44moron right here? Right here. Happy Hot Topic!
- 1:11:50Idea player Malik Beasley has been indicted on
- 1:11:52federal gambling charges. Man, gambling is out
- 1:11:54of control. Everybody wants to gamble. It's stupid.
- 1:11:58To an alleged sports betting scheme his attorney
- 1:12:00announced on Monday. Yeah, there's something
- 1:12:03going on here, man. Mm -hmm. The 29 -year -old
- 1:12:06is voluntarily surrendering to authorities, according
- 1:12:08to Shams, and the case involves alleged point
- 1:12:10shaving and... I thought it was Shams. Shams.
- 1:12:12I'm not even listening. These reporters don't
- 1:12:14even know how to say names. You're stupid. And
- 1:12:18then there's this freaking racist mutant right
- 1:12:21here. No, I don't like this race card. But Emmanuel
- 1:12:24Acho. Yeah, the guy that's asking my brothers
- 1:12:28what his boss formerly of Fox Sports. He says
- 1:12:31the WNBA would be better off without Kaelin Clark.
- 1:12:34I wonder why you think that. You're a douche
- 1:12:36bag. And I hope you know that. Here you are,
- 1:12:40moron. in time would be better without caitlyn
- 1:12:43clark because she is a bigger distraction than
- 1:12:46she is an additive oh she might be a distraction
- 1:12:48but guess what was anybody watching women's sports
- 1:12:51beforehand no and nobody will when she leaves
- 1:12:55dead because no one really cares about your speakeasy
- 1:12:59podcast unless you say outlandish things because
- 1:13:03you can't have an original thought without being
- 1:13:04clickbait because you're stupid Kaitlyn Clark
- 1:13:09has gotten the WNBA over the necessary threshold
- 1:13:12they needed. Now people are watching. Yeah, so
- 1:13:15then keep her, dude. It'd be like getting rid
- 1:13:16of Kobe in 2001. Yeah, she's still a little raw.
- 1:13:20I can learn a ball a little better, but she's
- 1:13:22great. Realize, oh, there's talent in the W.
- 1:13:24Talent that's actually even greater than Kaitlyn
- 1:13:26Clark. And I'm not just talking about bigs like
- 1:13:28Asia. I'm talking about the Olivia Miles. I'm
- 1:13:30talking about the Paige Beckers. I will say,
- 1:13:32he does know more names than me. But did anybody
- 1:13:35ever talk about the WNBA besides maybe Lisa Leslie
- 1:13:38or Diana Taurasi before Kaitlyn Clark? No, unless
- 1:13:42you were a Hoops fan like me. I'm talking about
- 1:13:45the Kelsey Mitchells. Who? I know I like Kelsey
- 1:13:48Monroe. Kaitlyn got the necessary eyes there.
- 1:13:52But now that the eyes are there. You don't need
- 1:13:54to change any rules. Just call the fouls. We
- 1:13:57don't necessarily need her anymore. All right,
- 1:13:59we don't need you, Emmanuel. Your career's dead.
- 1:14:02No one likes you. You're known as a douchebag
- 1:14:05to be around. You kind of have bitch -clamped
- 1:14:08face, but hey, I got to give it to you. You did
- 1:14:10get to bang out Joy Taylor. But then again, that's
- 1:14:14not that much of an accomplishment because it
- 1:14:16seems like everybody banged out Joy Taylor. You
- 1:14:23got to see those milky jugs, didn't you? Oh,
- 1:14:25yeah. All over your face. Yup. Ryan Hop on the
- 1:15:09mic, spittin' fire again National waves and the
- 1:15:12city's its friend Walkin' headlines, man, you
- 1:15:15can't resist Every scoop hittin' harder than
- 1:15:17a clenched fist Got to see this video right here.
- 1:15:43A Tampa man is in jail accused of a road rage
- 1:15:45incident. All of it caught right here on camera.
- 1:15:48I'm telling you, sometimes I can get road rage,
- 1:15:51but it ain't worth it because a loser is like
- 1:15:53him. On I -4, that's in Plant City. Troopers
- 1:15:55say 59 -year -old Sylvester Brown cut off another
- 1:15:58driver Saturday afternoon, forcing her to stop
- 1:16:01right there in the middle of the interstate.
- 1:16:03They also say Brown got out. So there was a fight
- 1:16:06that happened. Bunch of losers. What's going
- 1:16:09on here? Florida lawmakers recently passed legislation
- 1:16:14to help protect consumers against Bitcoin scams.
- 1:16:17Yeah, there's scams going on at the Bitcoin ATMs.
- 1:16:21I could have told you that. We are exactly 68
- 1:16:26days away from the University of South Florida
- 1:16:29kicking off its 2026 football season. Got a countdown.
- 1:16:33Administrators sharing the latest details about
- 1:16:34their historic home stadium under construction
- 1:16:37just in the last few hours, too. And new tonight,
- 1:16:4010 Tampa Bay News reporter Annie Krall brings
- 1:16:41you an inside look at the Bulls' new stadium
- 1:16:44sales center. This is the nearly 18 -foot -tall,
- 1:16:48high -definition... All right, so they're building
- 1:16:50a new stadium. Good for them. They're doing a
- 1:16:52good job over there. What's going on right here?
- 1:16:56Well, if you're parking in the city of Sarasota,
- 1:16:59make sure you know the new rules before you leave
- 1:17:01your car. New citywide paid parking changes officially
- 1:17:05took effect today. And you know there's barely
- 1:17:07any signs about it because they're trying to
- 1:17:09scam you. What's going on here? Well, the Tampa
- 1:17:14Bay Rays are getting hot again. They're on a
- 1:17:16five -game winning streak, and they're now back
- 1:17:18on top of the A. They have the best record in
- 1:17:20the AL. Like, you know what's going to happen?
- 1:17:23They'll lose in the first round or whatever they
- 1:17:25do. Tonight, the roommate of a man shot and killed
- 1:17:28by a St. Pete police officer is encouraging people
- 1:17:31to prioritize their mental health. The shooting
- 1:17:33happened while police responded to a mental health
- 1:17:35call. We have video here of the scene. Investigators
- 1:17:38say when officers arrived, they found a case.
- 1:17:41All right, so take care of your mental health.
- 1:17:43And then there's this adorable headline right
- 1:17:44here. Staff at the Hillsborough County Pet Resource
- 1:17:50Center say they are simply overwhelmed by the
- 1:17:52number of cats in their care. Yeah, there's a
- 1:17:55700 % cat capacity. Yeah. I'm good with Luna.
- 1:18:03If I brought any cats home, she'd be pissed off.
- 1:18:07What's going on here? Time for Chicago News.
- 1:18:16Live from the go, y 'all. Crying in the booth,
- 1:18:21staying tall. Yeah. Six. Yeah. Six, nine, but
- 1:18:34he been in these mics. All in ten heights, now
- 1:18:37the cynic is tight. From the berms to the block,
- 1:18:40that's a hell of a height. Turn it down, see
- 1:18:42his name on the lights. He got callers on the
- 1:18:45lines. From the side to the sticks, they relate
- 1:18:48to the views Every segment like a story from
- 1:18:51the avenue Tell him slick, then he fact -check
- 1:18:54the attitude This that Chicago news Hop it out
- 1:18:59and let him choose From the heights to the loo,
- 1:19:02what it do Every block, every verse in the room
- 1:19:05This that Chicago news All right, now. Howdy.
- 1:19:20The temperatures didn't keep people from enjoying
- 1:19:29what summertime in Chicago has to offer. Oh,
- 1:19:32yeah, it's the local news talking about how hot
- 1:19:34it is. So people went to the local pools. What
- 1:19:38happened here? A familiar burger spot in the
- 1:19:42western suburbs has served its last customers.
- 1:19:47I've heard it's selling. And they're overpriced.
- 1:19:53All right, so since COVID. And then we're going
- 1:19:57to let this play out, the full thing. It's the
- 1:19:59honoring the late Stacey King of the Bulls. Rest
- 1:20:02in peace, King. Well, the Chicago Bulls are paying
- 1:20:04tribute to a fan favorite, both on and off the
- 1:20:07court. Family members and teammates honored the
- 1:20:10life of the late Bulls legend and broadcaster,
- 1:20:12Stacey King. For the Jens, Patrick Elwood has
- 1:20:16more. For Chicago Bulls fans, Stacey King will
- 1:20:23always hold a special place in their hearts.
- 1:20:25Fan favorite on and off the court, the service
- 1:20:28was held at the Advocate Center, a training facility
- 1:20:31close to the United Center. It was an at -time
- 1:20:35sad, but overall very much joyous gathering.
- 1:20:38Former teammates, co -workers, and Bulls team
- 1:20:41leadership. He meant so much to me, to my family,
- 1:20:44to my dad who is here today, to everyone in our
- 1:20:48organization, to the city of Chicago, and to
- 1:20:51Bulls fans all over the world. The Chicago Bulls
- 1:20:54select Stacey King from the University of Oklahoma.
- 1:20:58He drafted number six overall in the 1989 NBA
- 1:21:01draft. the university of oklahoma the 6 foot
- 1:21:0511 inch king played alongside michael jordan
- 1:21:08scotty pippen to secure three consecutive championships
- 1:21:11from 1991 to 1993. he would go on to play for
- 1:21:21several more teams for several more years but
- 1:21:24in 2004 he began his broadcasting career as a
- 1:21:27studio analyst and then a game analyst for the
- 1:21:302006 nba playoffs then just months later that
- 1:21:35year beginning is broadcasting each and every
- 1:21:37game alongside partner neil funk coining such
- 1:21:41phrases as give me the hot sauce as derrick rose
- 1:21:44and that team rose to playoff prominence funny
- 1:21:47but descriptive and sometimes way too descriptive
- 1:21:53he was iconic he was into pop culture He knew
- 1:21:58everything about it, but he also knew the history
- 1:22:00of the NBA and the history of the Chicago Bulls,
- 1:22:04who he dearly loved. That is my guy, Neil Funk.
- 1:22:07Rest in peace, Stacey King. It's terrible you're
- 1:22:10gone. It is true that the good, I die young.
- 1:22:13Time for a new segment called Winston -Salem
- 1:22:16News. I have family from Winston -Salem, and
- 1:22:18I asked them to make it in a Winston -Salem accent.
- 1:22:23Winston -Salem News. What? What is this? It does
- 1:22:31not sound like North Carolina, but okay. Maybe
- 1:22:37a little bit. He don't bite his tongue. No, he
- 1:22:58let it fly. If it's on his mind. I do bite my
- 1:23:04lips when I'm nervous. Winston, sell them news.
- 1:23:08Tell the truth. Tell the truth. Winston, sell
- 1:23:12them news. Coming through. Half an hour on the
- 1:23:15dial. Let it loose. Winston, sell them news.
- 1:23:21It's the truth. Winston, sell them news. He got
- 1:23:29that tempo, baby, he in the tone Bring the whole
- 1:23:32story when he grab that phone Never tiptoe around
- 1:23:35what they gotta say If it's wrong, he gon' call
- 1:23:38it out that way I like that voice, I like that
- 1:23:41spine Real talk, ridin' every single line From
- 1:23:45the south with his shop, little friend Turn the
- 1:23:47radio up, let the truth move in He don't bite
- 1:23:50his tongue, no, he let it fly If it's on his
- 1:23:56mind Winston, sell em' news Tell it true Winston,
- 1:24:03tell it, tell it, tell it, tell it true Winston,
- 1:24:06sell em' news Comin' through Hoppin' hour on
- 1:24:09the dial Let it loose Winston, sell em' news
- 1:24:12That's the truth Winston, sell em' news That's
- 1:24:21the truth One take, no fear Say it plain, say
- 1:24:27it clear Sample grade to the Carolinas. You know
- 1:24:31the man behind the line. Look, look, look, look,
- 1:24:35look. Winston, tell them news. Tell it true.
- 1:24:38Tell it, tell it, tell it, tell it true. Winston,
- 1:24:41tell them news. Tell it true. I'm the hour on
- 1:24:44the dial. Let it loose. Winston, tell them news.
- 1:24:55over with and like the justice system worked
- 1:24:58the way it's supposed to. Lee Volger, the Danville,
- 1:25:02Virginia City Councilman. You can tell these
- 1:25:04Winston -Salem anchors are nerd from Winston
- 1:25:07-Salem. Who was set on fire, stood in front of
- 1:25:10reporters today to help close the chapter on
- 1:25:13a nearly year -long legal saga. The man convicted
- 1:25:17of bringing him to the brink of death was sentenced
- 1:25:20to 40 years behind bars. That seems like a light
- 1:25:24sentence. Good evening and welcome to the Fox
- 1:25:278. So there's that. Ah, we'll play that. It's
- 1:25:31fine. I'm a little tired today. It's a freaking
- 1:25:34cloudy weather. There's the president. Static
- 1:25:47crackle, mic pops, the hour is hoppy Cleveland
- 1:25:49skyline foggy, steel mills choppy City on the
- 1:25:52Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, never sloppy Radio waves,
- 1:25:55carry tales, but they ain't gloves The concrete
- 1:25:57jungle, potholes where dreams collapse Downtown
- 1:26:00echoes, the cabs and faded cabs Past the preachin'
- 1:26:03hustle, corner kids tradin' maps Where the vibe's
- 1:26:06Midwest, but the struggle overlaps Cleveland
- 1:26:08news, where the truth gets raw Rust belt blues,
- 1:26:12every crack, every flaw Until it takes no sugar,
- 1:26:15no drop. Hoppy on the mic spittin' facts, no
- 1:26:18law. Back alleys whisper, still grit in the air.
- 1:26:22Hoppy pullin' cards, city troops lay bare. Bar
- 1:26:24sharper than the skyline, no time to spare. Opinions
- 1:26:27heavy as the lake, but he don't care. Radio days,
- 1:26:31static hum in the booth. Voice boomin' through
- 1:26:33the speakers, pittin' with the truth. Tower city
- 1:26:36shadows, echoin' the youth. Uncut, unpolished,
- 1:26:39Cleveland's the proof. Hoppy blends, no rosette.
- 1:26:42Just grind every segment, a slice of Cleveland's
- 1:26:45mind. From the flats to the heights, so a Reese
- 1:26:48combines. Unfiltered, unbothered, done, refined.
- 1:26:52Water. How it going out in the land of Cleveland?
- 1:26:59The land of Cleve. I got all the clan. Happy
- 1:27:09Hot Topic. A group of apartment residents in
- 1:27:14Euclid are scrambling to find a new place to
- 1:27:16live after they were told they had just days
- 1:27:18to get out of their homes. News 5's Remy Murray
- 1:27:21explains why they're being forced to leave. Gregory,
- 1:27:24you've been living here for 20 years. Yes, over
- 1:27:2720 years. And I've never seen no disaster like
- 1:27:31this. The clock is now ticking. This is my third.
- 1:27:34For residents like Gregory, Pam, and Jerome Thomas,
- 1:27:37to move out of Euclid's Lakeland Commons and
- 1:27:40Lakeland Tower or the former Bluestone apartments
- 1:27:42by noon on Tuesday. They told us last week that
- 1:27:46we had to be out and now everybody's trying to
- 1:27:49move. Seems kind of racist to me. You were given
- 1:27:52less than a week to move. Yeah. And by 12 o 'clock,
- 1:27:56they'll be locking up the building tomorrow,
- 1:27:5712 o 'clock p .m. What's ever in there got to
- 1:28:00stay in there. What's ever out is out. We came
- 1:28:02out to Euclid after we received an email from
- 1:28:04the Legal Aid Society of Cleveland who told us
- 1:28:07tenants at the Euclid Avenue apartment complex
- 1:28:09were told they had to leave their homes. So we
- 1:28:12showed up and saw this notice which said the
- 1:28:14apartment building is condemned and unfit for
- 1:28:17human habitation. Oh, I'm sure that's why they're
- 1:28:20doing it. Shut up! They used the R word here.
- 1:29:00We think this is art. It could be worse, though.
- 1:29:02At least we're not Detroit. We're not Detroit.
- 1:29:07The masses, sports, you know, keep people from
- 1:29:09looking at their own lives and realizing how
- 1:29:11bad they've actually gotten, you know? I mean,
- 1:29:14if you couldn't get drunk and paint yourself
- 1:29:18orange and brown every Sunday, you might realize
- 1:29:22I live in Cleveland. Did I used to eat babies
- 1:29:32in a former life, you know? And then you look
- 1:29:34around at your tiny little house that you can't
- 1:29:36afford because of the mortgage crisis and your
- 1:29:37horrible little sloppy kids who will have diabetes
- 1:29:40by the time they're eight because they live on
- 1:29:41corn syrup and lye. And then you look at your
- 1:29:45big bloated mess of a wife and she waddles towards
- 1:29:47you with her front butt going out over the top
- 1:29:50of her ass in long jeans and you think, I'm going
- 1:29:52to go shoot myself and my pregnant 12 -year -old
- 1:29:54daughter right now. that you said about Cleveland?
- 1:30:02I didn't know that at all. You like it? You think
- 1:30:07Cleveland's cool? I mean, I never heard anybody
- 1:30:09say, I'm going to Cleveland on vacation. I didn't
- 1:30:12know. What's so good about Cleveland? I didn't
- 1:30:17know. Like on the outside, whether you're white,
- 1:30:46or black, or Sasquatch even. As long as you follow
- 1:30:51your dreams, no matter how crazy or against the
- 1:30:54law it is. Except for Sasquatch. If your Sasquatch
- 1:30:58rules are different. Forget it, Meatwad. I'm
- 1:31:01a circus freak. That's all I'll ever be. Whatever.
- 1:31:06Finally, I'm one of those guys who can't wait
- 1:31:08to get to work in the morning. Like a dairy cow.
- 1:31:10Ah! Ah! Oh, yeah! Yeah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
- 1:31:27Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Yeah, hey, I'd like
- 1:31:44a $9 ,000 prostitute, please. Oh, do you have
- 1:31:48nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good, and if you got
- 1:31:52an albino, send her up, too. In, like, 20 minutes,
- 1:31:55I'm gonna be asleep, so get him up there. I had,
- 1:31:58like, half a bottle of melatonin, six beers,
- 1:32:01this whole f***ing bucket of chicken. Oh, the
- 1:32:04Sandman is coming. Oh, no! a scientific discipline.
- 1:32:28Really? Why do you think they call me Dr. Quinn?
- 1:32:32I just thought that was a nickname. You know,
- 1:32:35like Dr. Gray. It's a stud. God, you're stupid.
- 1:32:42God, you're stupid. Hey, shut your ass. What
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- 1:33:26-hmm. I mean, someone at church or internet night
- 1:33:29or something. Ooh, what's that sign? Where do
- 1:33:31they put them fire poppers up in their buttholes?
- 1:33:34Now, that's a good... No, not that specific sign.
- 1:33:37But why? That's how I met your great -grandpappy.
- 1:33:40Oh, he loves him a good butthole. I told you
- 1:33:43not, never, ever, not, no, damn, don't, never,
- 1:33:45verbulate that man's name in the house again.
- 1:33:48I don't think you said his name. Someone That's
- 1:33:50where they're too busy banging to exchange business
- 1:33:53cards. Don't you go Facebook him on the iBox,
- 1:33:56neither. Sheriff says you ran from down hell
- 1:33:58down to the library. Yeah, you know I did. You
- 1:34:01go strong or you don't go at all. Whoa, a real
- 1:34:09live robot. Or is that some kind of cheesy New
- 1:34:12Year's costume? Bite my shiny metal ass. It doesn't
- 1:34:16look so shiny to me. Shiner than yours, meatbag.
- 1:34:51And that is that. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. It's
- 1:35:03time for Poppy in the morning. RyanHockeyRadio
- 1:35:10.com Poppy Hour will be right back. You probably
- 1:35:13had Taco Bell before. As a reminder, if you don't
- 1:35:27feel like listening to this next song, you can
- 1:35:29skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes
- 1:35:32pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.
- 1:36:05We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll
- 1:36:42be right back. Hey, Beverly, hey you, hey shorty,
- 1:36:59let me see you get loose Hey, let's get it, I'm
- 1:37:06a strong with a mean lean When I'm guilty, then
- 1:37:09I'm representing my own team Super ugly with
- 1:37:12a stack of money, it's the Gator King I'm just
- 1:37:22fuckin' live pippin' Slide off in the club, feelin'
- 1:37:25madness in the 50s So fresh, so clean, love smacking
- 1:37:28at my lip And what it is, what it do, what it
- 1:37:31do Come on, shout it, let me see you get loose
- 1:37:34If you bought it, you can get some great goose
- 1:37:37And B .I .P., I'm puttin' my hands on you We
- 1:37:40got the remix, we got the flow We got them getting
- 1:37:44down on the floor Don't be puttin' no chasers
- 1:38:05in my drinkin' I want two hot liggas, pimpin'
- 1:38:09Smoke, drank, smoke, y 'all Keep you stayin'
- 1:38:12Smoke, drank, smoke, y 'all Keep you stayin'
- 1:38:15All on the earth I don't need courage Speech
- 1:38:18all slurred Nothin' in my cup Shit is all good
- 1:38:22I don't hide in the motherfucker makin' up words
- 1:38:25Lookin' like men, I like them light skin Two
- 1:38:28at a time, now I'm twinning twins, twins Patronix,
- 1:38:31Grey Goose, McElroy and Seagram's gin Stay together
- 1:38:34in my glass like they all best friends I can't
- 1:38:37walk, I, I, I I can't talk, broken from the day
- 1:38:42to the dawn People all for square, but my goons
- 1:38:45don't pee This drink's on you, all eyes on me
- 1:38:48And niggas with me drinkin' done Outro Music
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- 1:44:01and the shirt and the shoes and the hat with
- 1:44:02the shades and the chain and the watch is the
- 1:44:03reason I be standing now. That's where I should
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- 1:45:17at the seat. Hello. Just listen. Just listen.
- 1:45:22Just get my nails done. Just get my hair done.
- 1:45:25Just got this bad new Gucci bag matching Gucci
- 1:45:28pumps. Shoes matching the belt. Skirt matching
- 1:45:31the blouse. Chain matching the rack. Yeah, I'm
- 1:45:33doing my thing. Got so many haters. Why is so
- 1:45:36many hating? Sick like a mental patient. I floss
- 1:45:39like a dentist patient. Just testing my patience.
- 1:45:42Just getting work in my nerves. I'm getting spit.
- 1:45:58I'm a hood star and I'm partying like a rock
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- 1:46:06mean. And you can't upgrade me, mommy. I'm the
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- 1:46:11I do it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do
- 1:46:14it like, I do it like, I do it like. I do it
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- 1:50:04out here broke, got the nerve to be picky. Get
- 1:50:06my man some bread, cause I hate to see him shitty.
- 1:50:07We're back to selling dope just to make a pretty
- 1:50:09penny. Keeping it 100 with niggas saying keep
- 1:50:11it 50. Chicago before dead, body acting like
- 1:50:13we 50. I told my bitch, you fucking with the
- 1:50:15greatest and you see me. The realest of the realest
- 1:50:16and the realest of my city. Stopping your babies
- 1:50:18getting killed for no reason. Niggas cracking
- 1:50:20cars, zeroing all they people. Real niggas get
- 1:50:22blessings, share with they niggas. Real niggas
- 1:50:24fuck bitches, pay up to they niggas. Many tones
- 1:50:26for everybody, breaking down and swishing. Put
- 1:50:28the loud end right around to some music. Only
- 1:50:30take a break cause I gotta get to it. Coming
- 1:50:32from, coming from, you were probably losing Two
- 1:50:34little boys got killed when they was hooping
- 1:50:35Hawking some broke niggas, people Guns got abusive
- 1:50:38and these niggas, they abuse it And the sad part
- 1:50:40about it, they didn't even make the news I'm
- 1:50:42trying to get through it, so I'm watching all
- 1:50:43my movements Checking bags like Nike, so I tell
- 1:50:45them, just do it Tell my niggas, they my brothers,
- 1:50:46and I treat them like my brothers Tell my brothers,
- 1:50:48they my niggas, so we equal as each other Life
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- 1:50:51Smoke a Mary J, give you no more drama Still
- 1:50:54you won't come, I'm skunkin', I'm a master plan
- 1:50:55Gon' put it in the action, motherfucker, take
- 1:50:57a stand My boner's in the murder cabin, doing
- 1:50:59he the man I'm in my own lane, trying to see
- 1:51:01where I fit in Take a chance, one man's gonna
- 1:51:03catch a band So we out here every day, trying
- 1:51:04to chase these bands Makin' all this money, I'm
- 1:51:06on my own Money you would never understand So
- 1:51:08go ahead and judge me I still get to it And niggas
- 1:51:10say they winning But I know they really losing
- 1:51:1112 months later still riding in that Buick And
- 1:51:14if I slow grind Then I'ma be fair paid I'll be
- 1:52:08up on tour makin' dubs every weekend You locked
- 1:52:10up and you ain't got a lawyer while you speakin'
- 1:52:12Hatin' ass niggas and you broke while you breathin'
- 1:52:14Every time you see me, you know I was a demon
- 1:52:15You bet I look crazy, you know my niggas fiendin'
- 1:52:18All my niggas shootin', we're 50 -degree teamin'
- 1:52:20Out in my shows, got them niggas with the beans
- 1:52:21And we the pistol gang and it changed by the
- 1:52:23season No limit, MB4L, bitch, I mean it It doesn't
- 1:52:45mean that he gonna rap Slappin' doors open on
- 1:52:47the V, let a hunter rap All them face shots need
- 1:52:49dental to identify Louis Tony, E .T .C., bitch,
- 1:52:51I been that guy Stay high, E .T., I live in the
- 1:52:53sky Your bitch on me sexy, try and give my dick
- 1:52:55a try Take a trip from my roadies and my wrists
- 1:52:57on rollie I don't talk to the police, no talking
- 1:53:00Out west at the fee -fee, and they put everything
- 1:53:02on shorty Made man, made D, touch me and you
- 1:53:06die, no worries Latin -ass niggas always tell
- 1:53:09their stories Bitches wanna kick it, tryna be
- 1:53:10another story, no I can't Broke bitches that
- 1:53:12have been no more, no I can't Real niggas that
- 1:53:14can finish that jewelry. I'ma flex that foreign,
- 1:53:16let me get that jewelry. I be smoking heavy round,
- 1:53:18bro, they need another water. Supers love me
- 1:53:19in the club, cause you know I take it well. I
- 1:53:21don't care what we have, makers ask us, they
- 1:53:23will have it. Get up on the white saddle, smoke
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- 1:53:26we're heavy metal. Ever, ever travel. Pop out.
- 1:53:30Tell me like I'm great, cause I know these niggas
- 1:53:31hate, niggas hate, niggas hate. Better not. Don't
- 1:53:54you hate when a nigga fake? Hell yeah, I'm already
- 1:53:56normal, most niggas snake Better smile in your
- 1:53:58face, lie to your to your face Still ain't really
- 1:54:00shit to them, cause they do it that day Haters
- 1:54:02that be coming in, all sizes and shapes Disguised
- 1:54:04in they face, fake tryna embrace But I ain't
- 1:54:06with that, so I just fall back Like, nah, my
- 1:54:08nigga, I'm good, I'm straight Real talk, though,
- 1:54:10hate is a bitch nigga trait So if you a real
- 1:54:12nigga, then I know you can relate Lickin' in
- 1:54:14the mirror, only nigga that relate So I'm coming
- 1:54:16in great, cause I know these niggas hate Looking
- 1:54:30in the mirror only to get a relay. The laughter's
- 1:55:04growing dim. Ear drums mixed in hoppy like fingers
- 1:55:07without rings. VHX to F and M. Shoutouts hit
- 1:55:10the street. As soon as sound will vanish like
- 1:55:12shadows in the heat. The hoppy hour is coming
- 1:55:15to a close. Radio waves fading like a wilting
- 1:55:18rose. Laughter and joy dissolving in the air.
- 1:55:22Both keep the rhythm. Oh, life's just so unfair.
- 1:55:30Oh, life's buzzing with the laughter. Thank you.
- 1:55:41Thank you. Thank you. Like clockwork to a show
- 1:56:06Now it's time to face the silence Like a TV on
- 1:56:09snow Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor so divine
- 1:56:12The void left in our hearts Wider than a canyon
- 1:56:14line Line Empty speakers silenced by the coming
- 1:56:23to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping round
- 1:56:25a river's bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs ease our
- 1:56:28daily grind Now silence louder than the thoughts
- 1:56:31we can't rewind So the Hoppy Hour Oh, it's just
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- 1:57:26Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is now over.
- 1:57:42Game over. This concludes our broadcast day.
- 1:57:54Good night and God bless America. Doors closing.