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Ep. 116 - Send Off or Send Help · Afternoon Tea Podcast

0:11
SPEAKER_01: What's up, gang?
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SPEAKER_01: What it do?
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SPEAKER_01: What's up, teapots?
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SPEAKER_01: Welcome to afternoon tea with your girl, Killer Ben Bird.
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SPEAKER_01: Where we sip, spill, and be messy.
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SPEAKER_01: Studio audience.
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unknown: Woo!
0:29
SPEAKER_01: Ciao.
0:30
SPEAKER_02: Shout out to the potheads.
0:31
SPEAKER_01: Y'all gonna get fired, man.
0:33
SPEAKER_01: Y'all gonna get fired.
0:34
SPEAKER_01: Y'all did make when I say make some make some noise.
0:38
SPEAKER_01: Now we're gonna talk about what we're sipping.
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SPEAKER_01: So, my favorite tea, in case you're new here, is iced tea.
0:44
SPEAKER_01: I really like cold tea.
0:46
SPEAKER_01: But I love a little hot tea.
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SPEAKER_01: So today we are drinking.
0:50
SPEAKER_01: What is this?
0:51
SPEAKER_01: Uh, Versana is the brand hibiscus tea with honey and cinnamon.
0:57
SPEAKER_01: So I really, really like hibiscus tea.
0:59
SPEAKER_01: I wish I would have remembered to bring the fresh hibiscus to go on and put it in there with it, but I did not.
1:04
SPEAKER_01: Audience, listeners, whoever, thank y'all for tuning in.
1:07
SPEAKER_01: But please share with me y'all's tea recommendations.
1:09
SPEAKER_01: The tea recommendations kind of slowed down a little bit.
1:11
SPEAKER_01: They probably said, because B, you ain't drinking it.
1:12
SPEAKER_01: But I promise, I'm drinking them.
1:14
SPEAKER_01: So please give me your tea recommendations.
1:17
SPEAKER_01: And tell me how you like your tea.
1:19
SPEAKER_01: I keep talking about that milk one.
1:20
SPEAKER_01: I swear to God, I'm gonna do it one day.
1:21
SPEAKER_01: I promise.
1:22
SPEAKER_01: I promise, I promise, promise.
1:23
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1:40
SPEAKER_01: Now let's have a little tea party.
1:44
SPEAKER_02: Party up.
1:46
SPEAKER_01: They turned up, y'all.
1:47
SPEAKER_01: They ready now.
1:48
SPEAKER_01: They ready.
1:49
SPEAKER_01: All right.
1:51
SPEAKER_01: Let's have some high tea thoughts.
1:54
SPEAKER_01: Are y'all ready?
1:55
SPEAKER_02: High tea?
1:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:58
SPEAKER_02: Let's do it.
1:59
SPEAKER_01: Let's do it.
2:00
SPEAKER_01: Are you high?
2:01
SPEAKER_02: No.
2:02
SPEAKER_01: Is anybody high?
2:04
SPEAKER_01: Not today.
2:07
SPEAKER_01: Not currently.
2:08
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:09
SPEAKER_01: Did anybody see the Michael Jackson movie?
2:10
SPEAKER_00: No.
2:11
SPEAKER_02: Negative.
2:12
SPEAKER_01: Damn, y'all.
2:13
SPEAKER_02: I heard good reviews though.
2:16
SPEAKER_01: From who?
2:17
SPEAKER_02: Uh, everybody that I I spoke with, um, they said that they liked it.
2:21
SPEAKER_01: Are y'all go are y'all going to see the movie?
2:23
SPEAKER_00: No, I'm okay.
2:24
SPEAKER_02: Highly doubtful.
2:27
SPEAKER_00: I heard he had on an Apple Watch.
2:32
SPEAKER_01: He was ahead of his time.
2:33
SPEAKER_01: Michael was ahead of his time.
2:35
SPEAKER_01: Why would they have him on an Apple Watch?
2:38
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
2:38
SPEAKER_01: It was an accident.
2:40
SPEAKER_00: I heard both sides of reviews, though.
2:42
SPEAKER_00: I heard good and bad.
2:43
SPEAKER_01: That's why y'all need to take them fucking Apple Watches off.
2:45
SPEAKER_01: Speaking of Apple Watch, I why are you at a wedding?
2:47
SPEAKER_01: It's specifically your wedding with an Apple Watch on.
2:50
SPEAKER_00: That sounds like a personal slug.
2:53
SPEAKER_01: I've seen it more than once.
2:54
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
2:54
SPEAKER_02: What's wrong with when I'm gonna get a gun?
2:56
SPEAKER_00: They're tracking their steps.
2:58
SPEAKER_02: It's a watch.
3:00
SPEAKER_01: You're a woman and you have on a gigapit watch on your fucking terragami watch on your fucking wrist on your wedding day.
3:09
SPEAKER_01: Why?
3:09
SPEAKER_01: Fucking go go gadget.
3:11
SPEAKER_01: Take that shit off.
3:13
SPEAKER_01: As fuck.
3:14
SPEAKER_01: Why do you have on an Apple Watch?
3:16
SPEAKER_00: Did you at least have a classy band?
3:18
SPEAKER_01: I don't care.
3:19
SPEAKER_01: There's no way to make an Apple Watch look classy at a at your wedding.
3:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they got the Hermes watch.
3:25
SPEAKER_02: Apple Watch.
3:26
SPEAKER_01: I don't give a what's the little girl that used to talk into her watch on Nickelodeon.
3:31
SPEAKER_01: Y'all know who I'm talking about.
3:32
SPEAKER_02: Kim Possible.
3:33
SPEAKER_01: Kim Possible.
3:35
SPEAKER_01: Shit.
3:35
SPEAKER_01: Take the fucking watch off at your wedding.
3:39
SPEAKER_01: Somebody go tell me when you give what.
3:41
SPEAKER_01: Anyways.
3:41
SPEAKER_01: So you're not going?
3:42
SPEAKER_01: I thought it was just me.
3:44
SPEAKER_01: It's not.
3:44
SPEAKER_01: I just don't have any interest.
3:46
SPEAKER_01: I feel like I already like I earned my stripes.
3:49
SPEAKER_01: Remember the Jackson movie that used to come on TV?
3:51
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
3:51
SPEAKER_01: That shit used to go for two days.
3:53
SPEAKER_01: And I've earned my stripes watching the Jacksons on there.
3:56
SPEAKER_02: American Dream.
3:57
SPEAKER_02: That's what it's called, right?
3:58
SPEAKER_02: Yes, American Dream.
4:00
SPEAKER_01: Angela Bimbass.
4:01
SPEAKER_01: I do want to see Neil alone, though.
4:03
SPEAKER_01: But oh, and Coleman Domingo.
4:05
SPEAKER_01: But yeah.
4:06
SPEAKER_00: I do want to see what's his name?
4:08
SPEAKER_00: Coleman?
4:08
SPEAKER_00: Coleman Domingo?
4:09
SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
4:10
SPEAKER_00: He plays Joe.
4:11
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
4:11
SPEAKER_00: I was interested at first, but you can kind of see, and you can kind of tell from reviews of a movie is bad or not.
4:16
SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
4:17
SPEAKER_00: Like when a movie, a good movie comes out, everybody raves about it.
4:20
SPEAKER_00: Everybody's talking about it.
4:21
SPEAKER_00: It's everywhere.
4:22
SPEAKER_00: People can't stop talking like sinners.
4:24
SPEAKER_00: Everybody's talking about it.
4:25
SPEAKER_00: Like, uh, I saw more of people performing in the movie theaters.
4:30
SPEAKER_00: You know, I didn't really hear much about it for me to run out and go get it or go see it.
4:34
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna say something else.
4:35
SPEAKER_01: Y'all gonna y'all gonna attack it?
4:39
SPEAKER_01: I finna say something else, y'all gonna attack me.
4:44
SPEAKER_01: I think the time for the movie thing, I think it's time to let it go.
4:48
SPEAKER_00: What does that mean?
4:49
SPEAKER_01: Dressing up and dancing in the theater.
4:51
SPEAKER_00: I think it's been time to let that go.
4:53
SPEAKER_00: We shouldn't have started that.
4:54
SPEAKER_00: When did it start?
4:55
SPEAKER_01: I think it started like with Star Wars and shit like that.
4:57
SPEAKER_01: People used to wear them stupid.
4:58
SPEAKER_01: Okay, costume.
4:59
SPEAKER_01: You want costumes to stop too.
5:00
SPEAKER_01: I think it's time.
5:01
SPEAKER_01: I mean, y'all tell me what y'all think.
5:02
SPEAKER_01: I think it's pretty.
5:04
SPEAKER_01: I think, I think we we saw you in your last costume.
5:08
SPEAKER_01: Each movie is different, each theme is different.
5:14
SPEAKER_02: I mean, people like to fan out, you know.
5:16
SPEAKER_01: I love that.
5:17
SPEAKER_01: Where wear you a t-shirt, where you're t-shirt, wear the socks, glitter socks, and go on to the house.
5:25
SPEAKER_02: So the wigs and the makeup is a little excessive and other.
5:28
SPEAKER_01: I mean, as y'all can see, I love a little wig.
5:31
SPEAKER_01: Dancing in the theater, sit down.
5:33
SPEAKER_01: I did not come here.
5:35
SPEAKER_01: And that's another reason why I don't want to go.
5:36
SPEAKER_00: Movie tickets are$22.
5:38
SPEAKER_00: Please sit the fuck down.
5:40
SPEAKER_01: Sit down.
5:41
SPEAKER_01: I did not come here to see you can't dance.
5:43
SPEAKER_01: You're ashy, your costume is from 1976.
5:46
SPEAKER_01: It's not, it's it's it just stop.
5:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, sit down.
5:50
SPEAKER_01: All the talking, laughing, singing, doing the parts, you doing the harmonies in the theater, friend.
5:55
SPEAKER_01: Me, I'm not entertaining.
5:56
SPEAKER_01: You pissing me off.
5:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
5:58
SPEAKER_01: We need to bring back etiquette into the theaters.
6:01
SPEAKER_01: It starts, see, the theaters start getting like this when they start letting y'all all the chicken tenders in there.
6:05
SPEAKER_01: That's another thing.
6:06
SPEAKER_00: Wait a minute.
6:06
SPEAKER_00: Ain't nothing wrong with a little student.
6:08
SPEAKER_01: No, you don't need to get it.
6:13
SPEAKER_01: Get your group on, buy one chicken tender basket, get one half off ass seat, and get out of here.
6:18
SPEAKER_01: We don't.
6:19
SPEAKER_01: The movie's only two hours.
6:20
SPEAKER_01: You can go two hours without eating a chicken tender basket.
6:24
SPEAKER_00: No, I like to eat while I watch stuff, so no.
6:26
SPEAKER_01: Eat some popcorn.
6:27
SPEAKER_01: You don't need popcorn.
6:28
SPEAKER_00: Popcorn, I feel like.
6:29
SPEAKER_00: Excuse me.
6:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't like popcorn.
6:30
SPEAKER_00: It's not the same.
6:31
SPEAKER_00: Sorry, disagree.
6:32
SPEAKER_01: Okay, you don't need them freezer Tyson ass chicken tenders either.
6:35
SPEAKER_01: Get your chicken tender.
6:37
SPEAKER_01: Get your Whataburger chicken tender basket on the way home.
6:40
SPEAKER_01: You you don't need to eat in this theater.
6:43
SPEAKER_01: That's when the theaters went to trash.
6:45
SPEAKER_00: I don't When they brought the food element.
6:48
SPEAKER_01: You don't.
6:49
SPEAKER_01: Excuse me, can I get a chicken tender?
6:51
SPEAKER_01: How many chicken tender combo?
6:52
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, you behind me at honey must fried hard! No! No, you don't need a fried hard chicken tender face at the Michael premiere.
7:03
SPEAKER_01: Now I'ma say something else and I'm gonna go on.
7:06
SPEAKER_01: Is it true that they stopped the movie because he had allegations?
7:10
SPEAKER_01: They stopped it in 1988 because he had allegations after.
7:13
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
7:15
SPEAKER_00: I didn't hear that.
7:18
SPEAKER_02: Or yeah, I have no idea.
7:19
SPEAKER_02: So the movie stopped in 1988?
7:21
unknown: Yes.
7:22
SPEAKER_00: Like they skipped a huge chunk of his life.
7:24
SPEAKER_01: No, they didn't skip, they stopped the movie in 1988.
7:28
SPEAKER_02: I mean, I could kind of see that though happening because it was just too much.
7:32
SPEAKER_02: He was in a lot of stuff.
7:33
SPEAKER_02: Or accused of allegedly doing a lot of stuff.
7:36
SPEAKER_02: Um so maybe they didn't see a need to go there.
7:41
SPEAKER_00: So isn't that a part of the legacy?
7:43
SPEAKER_01: Legacy?
7:45
SPEAKER_00: Legacy, legacy.
7:47
SPEAKER_02: Um Legacy.
7:49
SPEAKER_02: I have no idea.
7:49
SPEAKER_02: I don't know about it.
7:51
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
7:52
SPEAKER_01: Hey, Michael Jackson, why are you crazy?
7:54
SPEAKER_01: Bitch, do you remember girl on the phone?
7:57
SPEAKER_01: You and me, till done, till three.
8:01
SPEAKER_01: What about us, guy?
8:02
SPEAKER_01: What the fuck are you talking about?
8:06
SPEAKER_00: What the hell is you talking about?
8:11
SPEAKER_00: I'm trying to figure out what's the difference.
8:12
SPEAKER_01: It's not that I really don't stand for him, because remember the Song and Butterflies is two of my favorite songs ever.
8:20
SPEAKER_01: However, however, I think we gotta admit that that shit Mike was doing was a bit strange at minimum.
8:28
SPEAKER_00: What was he doing, the climbing in the tree?
8:32
SPEAKER_01: No, I wouldn't even talk about that.
8:34
SPEAKER_01: Climb your trees while you were sleeping in the bed with kids, friend.
8:38
SPEAKER_01: It's just a little weird.
8:41
SPEAKER_00: I didn't I thought he was acquitted.
8:44
SPEAKER_01: I'm not talking about no quick case, I'm just talking about in general.
8:48
SPEAKER_01: If you heard of a 35-year-old man sleeping in the bed with 10-year-olds, Macaulay Calker was cool at the time.
8:54
SPEAKER_00: They can't hang out and have sleepovers.
8:57
SPEAKER_02: I forgot about that.
8:59
SPEAKER_02: They was real tight.
9:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they was pretty close.
9:02
SPEAKER_01: I'ma ask you again.
9:03
SPEAKER_01: Why would a 35-year-old man be cool with a 10-year-old?
9:06
SPEAKER_01: And it wasn't just Macaulay Calker.
9:07
SPEAKER_01: These was random kids.
9:11
SPEAKER_02: Yo, white boy.
9:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
9:14
SPEAKER_01: Um It wasn't nobody else you hang out with as the most famous man in the world.
9:20
SPEAKER_01: You needed some bitches.
9:21
SPEAKER_00: That's that's he had bitches on bitches on bitches.
9:25
SPEAKER_01: Name one.
9:27
SPEAKER_01: Um look at he did have some bitches, but I know you don't know him.
9:33
SPEAKER_00: They all white, so I don't know their names.
9:35
SPEAKER_02: I think he had some, I think he had his own little thing going on.
9:39
SPEAKER_02: Who at home?
9:40
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
9:41
SPEAKER_02: That's but maybe not, because they probably would have been told by now, right?
9:44
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
9:44
SPEAKER_01: He dated Stephanie Mills.
9:46
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
9:47
SPEAKER_01: According to her, his mom wanted him to date a black girl.
9:50
SPEAKER_00: Wasn't it Elvis Presley's daughter?
9:52
SPEAKER_01: Lisa Marie Presley.
9:54
SPEAKER_01: Uh and Madonna.
9:56
unknown: Okay.
9:56
SPEAKER_02: Madonna?
9:57
SPEAKER_00: Madonna got around.
9:59
SPEAKER_01: They went to the um Oscars together one year.
10:03
SPEAKER_01: Oh, wow.
10:03
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
10:04
SPEAKER_01: And Brooke Shields.
10:06
SPEAKER_01: But anyway, I'm moving on.
10:09
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
10:09
SPEAKER_01: Y'all go see the movie, I guess.
10:11
SPEAKER_01: I do want to see Nia and Coleman though.
10:13
SPEAKER_01: All right, I want to get into something.
10:15
SPEAKER_01: Let's not take this conversation too seriously, but I really want to get into it.
10:18
SPEAKER_01: Um, I saw a clip from my boys.
10:21
SPEAKER_01: Shout out to my boys on the Lou Young podcast.
10:24
SPEAKER_01: And I I'm gonna have to challenge my boys right quick.
10:27
SPEAKER_01: They was what they were saying in the clip?
10:30
SPEAKER_01: Somebody pussy's tank.
10:32
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
10:35
SPEAKER_02: I thought we were being serious.
10:39
SPEAKER_01: What they said on the day.
10:40
SPEAKER_00: It was Nav Green, Lou Young, and then his new co-star.
10:43
SPEAKER_00: I don't know his name.
10:44
SPEAKER_01: Trey Day.
10:44
SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
10:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
10:45
SPEAKER_00: Um, the clip just said when you fuck a girl with stanky pussy, it lingers and you got a shower extra hard.
10:52
SPEAKER_00: You know, that childish stinky pussy rhetoric men like to have.
10:58
SPEAKER_01: Okay, so here's my counter question.
10:59
SPEAKER_01: Why we always pretending like dicks don't stink when they be carrying B V and everything else?
11:04
SPEAKER_01: Why, why the what's the what's the what's the pretend this?
11:08
SPEAKER_01: That ain't even a word.
11:10
SPEAKER_01: But what why is there an elephant in the room?
11:12
SPEAKER_01: It's just because women not lame and they don't say things like that out loud.
11:15
SPEAKER_00: We don't talk about it out loud on podcasts.
11:20
SPEAKER_01: That's the problem.
11:21
SPEAKER_01: We need, but women have shame because why are you fucking somebody with a stanky ass pussy?
11:25
SPEAKER_01: That's just that's I think that's what it is.
11:28
SPEAKER_01: Women have shame.
11:29
SPEAKER_01: If your nigga dick was a little salty, you might not tell the world on a podcast that you still sucked it, but it was still salty.
11:36
SPEAKER_01: So maybe that's where the disconnect is.
11:38
SPEAKER_00: Have you ever smelled a stinky dick in the middle?
11:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, have you?
11:42
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
11:42
SPEAKER_00: Did you stop?
11:47
SPEAKER_02: Hey, that's some mental toughness right there.
11:49
SPEAKER_02: That's all I got to say.
11:51
SPEAKER_00: Have you smelled some stinky pussy in the middle?
11:53
SPEAKER_02: I got up out of there.
11:54
SPEAKER_02: I'm not gonna lie to you.
11:56
SPEAKER_01: At what point did you realize it stank?
11:58
SPEAKER_02: When I got to the back.
12:01
SPEAKER_01: Was it back shot when?
12:02
SPEAKER_01: Or the?
12:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it was all of that.
12:04
SPEAKER_02: Um, I think she just had a long night and she just came pulled up on me like two or three in the morning.
12:08
SPEAKER_01: How were you able to get out of it?
12:09
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that was Club Pussy.
12:11
SPEAKER_02: Nah, she was outside with her family at a function, probably outside drinking.
12:14
SPEAKER_01: Nah, come on, so that's the backyard pussy.
12:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
12:19
SPEAKER_01: Nah, come on, my son.
12:21
SPEAKER_01: So how were you able to get out of it?
12:23
SPEAKER_02: Uh, she was drunk enough for me to fake my nut and that was it.
12:26
SPEAKER_00: Um the good old fake root.
12:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
12:29
SPEAKER_01: You can't fake no nut on me.
12:30
SPEAKER_01: Where is that?
12:31
SPEAKER_01: Let me see it.
12:34
SPEAKER_01: You a freaking?
12:36
SPEAKER_01: Fake it what?
12:37
SPEAKER_01: No, you I'ma see it.
12:38
SPEAKER_01: So you ain't fake shit, ho.
12:40
SPEAKER_01: Um, yeah, and then here's my thing.
12:43
SPEAKER_01: Even if my pussy did stink, pussies be stinking sometimes.
12:47
SPEAKER_01: Body parts stink, genitals.
12:49
SPEAKER_01: No, really, true.
12:50
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, truly, truly.
12:51
SPEAKER_01: We swear that we're out.
12:53
SPEAKER_01: Now, sister girl here with the backyard, backyard again, she should have got she should have hit the showers, bitch.
13:01
SPEAKER_01: Now she is a little out of line.
13:03
SPEAKER_01: But if a bitch just left the club and it's a little tangy, bitch, I had five in the seed coats, bitch, and I pissed at the club bathroom.
13:10
SPEAKER_01: Just I forgot the baby wipes in the car.
13:12
SPEAKER_01: Starve me out.
13:13
SPEAKER_01: Starve me out.
13:14
SPEAKER_01: Don't get on the podcast and tell everybody it was a little tart.
13:17
SPEAKER_01: It be tart some days.
13:22
SPEAKER_01: I'm not going here with you because you don't even know everything that a vagina can do.
13:26
unknown: Wait, I've just seen them motherfuckers work.
13:29
SPEAKER_01: Okay, how many cinnamon is do a vagina open up to give birth?
13:32
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
13:33
SPEAKER_01: You don't even know the hey, get out of here.
13:35
SPEAKER_01: You don't even know the workings.
13:38
SPEAKER_01: Some shit like that.
13:39
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
13:39
SPEAKER_01: So stall a bitch out.
13:41
SPEAKER_01: She might have had a long day.
13:42
SPEAKER_01: I'm sick of it.
13:43
SPEAKER_01: And why we can't just, I'm also sick of like this taboo-ness around talking about vaginal health.
13:52
SPEAKER_01: I should be able to tell my friends that I had a little odor and I don't know what to do, bitch.
13:57
SPEAKER_01: Have you ever had this odor before?
13:58
SPEAKER_01: Do you know what I can take?
14:00
SPEAKER_01: Da-da-da.
14:00
SPEAKER_01: Just like I would tell a bitch, hey, I got a cold, I don't know what to do, and they'll straight up tell me, oh, you should drink some tea, you should take some mint, you should drink some orange juice.
14:08
SPEAKER_01: But if I fuck around and say my pussy itch, then all of a sudden it's tea in the mouth.
14:12
SPEAKER_01: What's TMI about that?
14:14
SPEAKER_01: I know yours didn't itch before, bitch.
14:16
SPEAKER_00: What did you do to clear that itch?
14:20
SPEAKER_02: Hey, help a brother out, man.
14:22
SPEAKER_01: Having an itchy pussy is so evasive.
14:25
SPEAKER_01: Come on, man.
14:26
SPEAKER_01: Come on, dog.
14:27
SPEAKER_01: I'm at work giving a presentation.
14:31
SPEAKER_01: Your pussy never itch when you're at home alone.
14:34
SPEAKER_01: That whole itch.
14:39
SPEAKER_01: Bro, it's like it knows you ain't that whole.
14:42
SPEAKER_01: It don't itch in the house while you get dressed, while you take your bath, where you put your clothes on, you get in the car on your way there.
14:48
SPEAKER_01: As soon as you say good morning to somebody else, bitch, you gotta twitch.
14:52
SPEAKER_01: That's that's the shit I don't like about pussy itching.
14:55
SPEAKER_01: Itch while I'm alone, please.
14:56
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, let's move on, child.
14:57
SPEAKER_01: Now, no Shay Autie.
14:59
SPEAKER_01: Uh, a Bali traveler smuggled weed and faces prison time.
15:03
SPEAKER_01: Ohio woman, Ty Kian, faces four years in prison after authorities found weed in her luggage.
15:09
SPEAKER_01: Ty posted on Facebook she made a mistake not researching, and it is not a scam.
15:14
SPEAKER_01: Please get me home to my babies.
15:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Bali, I don't think people know.
15:19
SPEAKER_02: It's an extremely religious country, I believe.
15:21
SPEAKER_01: Let me stop you right here.
15:24
SPEAKER_01: There's if you had a brain, there's no research to be had.
15:27
SPEAKER_01: You should not smuggle drugs into another country.
15:31
SPEAKER_01: Bitch, you damn never shouldn't smuggle drugs going from state to state from Houston to Pala, bitch.
15:37
SPEAKER_01: You better watch your back.
15:38
SPEAKER_01: What the hell is you talking about?
15:39
SPEAKER_01: You could mean to tell me you're gonna fly over 20 countries with weed?
15:45
SPEAKER_01: Then I know it's me because you're begging for money.
15:48
SPEAKER_00: Reggie ass shit.
15:50
SPEAKER_01: Imagine you are in the penitentiary because you had seven grams of mead and bali.
15:55
SPEAKER_01: You don't need to get high that bad friend.
15:58
SPEAKER_01: It just never gated.
15:59
SPEAKER_01: Like, just buy the weed on the ground.
16:01
SPEAKER_01: I never understood people that are willing to take that risk to take their mead with them to Mexico, to wherever the fuck you're going.
16:10
SPEAKER_01: Just buy some weed when you get there.
16:12
SPEAKER_01: And and honestly, just drink.
16:14
SPEAKER_01: Like, drinking is safe.
16:17
SPEAKER_01: Bro, you're in the penitentiary, and I'm gonna keep saying the penitentiary, asking people on Facebook to get you home to your babies.
16:26
SPEAKER_01: GoFundMe has raised 13K so far.
16:29
SPEAKER_01: She has to pay 75K to be released and 30k by yesterday.
16:34
SPEAKER_01: Did she have the 30K?
16:36
SPEAKER_00: I doubt it.
16:36
SPEAKER_00: I didn't go look.
16:37
SPEAKER_02: Man, that's yeah, that's sad.
16:40
SPEAKER_00: But she needed it by yesterday.
16:43
SPEAKER_01: If Ty raises the 75K, she will only have to do three months of rehab in Bali before returning home.
16:49
SPEAKER_01: Would y'all donate to the GoFundMe?
16:52
SPEAKER_00: Nah, I'm done.
16:53
SPEAKER_00: Oh that's just dumb.
16:57
SPEAKER_00: Weed to Bali.
17:00
SPEAKER_00: Them motherfuckers over there don't give a damn about you.
17:03
SPEAKER_01: Bro, and Trump is not coming to get you, friend.
17:06
SPEAKER_00: At all.
17:07
SPEAKER_01: They don't even have that kind of deck.
17:08
SPEAKER_01: The two countries don't even have that kind of relationship.
17:10
SPEAKER_01: That's why Russell Simmons the ran over there.
17:12
SPEAKER_01: Cause they don't even have that kind of thing going on.
17:16
SPEAKER_02: She might need to call him.
17:18
SPEAKER_00: Russell?
17:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
17:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she got some weed from him.
17:21
SPEAKER_01: Shit.
17:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she's gonna have to give him some pussy though.
17:24
SPEAKER_01: That's why you're over there.
17:25
SPEAKER_01: Fucking freaky ass bull.
17:26
SPEAKER_00: You don't like black women.
17:28
SPEAKER_00: But I was gonna say, um, you cannot smoke for four days.
17:32
SPEAKER_00: Like, come on.
17:33
SPEAKER_01: Bro, come on, bro.
17:35
SPEAKER_01: Come on.
17:39
SPEAKER_00: Wait.
17:42
SPEAKER_00: Who the second would be?
17:47
SPEAKER_01: No, but for real though, what you need to do, I just don't understand, friends.
17:51
SPEAKER_01: Now, look, now I like the take up for the girls and shit, but yeah, I I I can't do it.
17:57
SPEAKER_01: So y'all wouldn't give to the GoFundMe.
18:00
SPEAKER_01: Nobody.
18:01
SPEAKER_00: Are you gonna give to the GoFundMe?
18:02
SPEAKER_01: Absolutely not.
18:03
SPEAKER_01: I think y'all already knew my answer.
18:04
SPEAKER_01: I'm just trying to figure out what y'all would do.
18:06
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
18:06
SPEAKER_01: No, I don't got it, friend.
18:08
SPEAKER_01: I don't have it for stupidity.
18:09
SPEAKER_00: I can't even buy weed here.
18:10
SPEAKER_01: I got you for weed.
18:13
SPEAKER_01: Y'all wrote you for me now, like damn pote.
18:18
SPEAKER_01: What's her name?
18:18
SPEAKER_01: Ty?
18:19
SPEAKER_00: Ty Ribbons.
18:20
SPEAKER_01: Ty Keon and Free Her.
18:22
SPEAKER_01: Y'all think it's a scam?
18:22
SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm really getting at.
18:24
SPEAKER_00: She said it's not a scam.
18:24
SPEAKER_00: She kept saying that in her Facebook post.
18:26
SPEAKER_00: This is not a scam.
18:26
SPEAKER_01: Who gives a fuck what she said?
18:28
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
18:28
SPEAKER_01: That hoe can start a whole new life in Bali with 75k.
18:32
SPEAKER_01: Bitch, you ain't fooling me.
18:34
SPEAKER_01: Post a selfie from the cell.
18:36
SPEAKER_01: Line ass hole.
18:38
SPEAKER_00: Talk about she get her phone once a day.
18:40
SPEAKER_00: That made me be like, they got phones.
18:45
SPEAKER_01: What babies?
18:46
SPEAKER_01: What kids it?
18:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
18:48
SPEAKER_02: She better apply for a credit card if she can do our letting.
18:51
SPEAKER_01: Apply for a credit card.
18:52
SPEAKER_01: That lady is not finna get no credit card.
18:54
SPEAKER_01: They got a 70, a 30k limit.
18:56
SPEAKER_02: It's something on it.
19:00
SPEAKER_01: Imagine trying to log in your cell.
19:03
SPEAKER_01: Trying to log into Chase from your sale and apply for Chase.
19:08
SPEAKER_01: Decline, bitch, denied.
19:10
SPEAKER_01: Now even if she does get the card, how'd she go get the card number?
19:12
SPEAKER_01: Man, go know.
19:13
SPEAKER_01: Anyways, Canadian man leaves family to become a six-year-old girl.
19:18
SPEAKER_01: Paul, I can't even pronounce his last name.
19:21
SPEAKER_01: He's a mechanic, left his wife of 23 years and their seven children to live out this king.
19:26
SPEAKER_01: After they separated, he began living full-time under the name Stestoni Walsh.
19:32
SPEAKER_01: Stestoni then moved in with an older couple who treat him like a granddaughter.
19:36
SPEAKER_01: His grown stupid ass calls them mommy and daddy.
19:39
SPEAKER_01: Who put that on this coin?
19:44
SPEAKER_01: Here's why I want to talk about this.
19:47
SPEAKER_01: I'm sick of men being able to just pick up and leave and do dumb shit like this after you done nutted them at least seven times and made seven children, and you can just get up and walk away and decide to do dumb shit like this.
20:02
SPEAKER_01: And now your wife and your children, hopefully they grown since they've been married for 23 years, or nearly grown, and they can try to move on with their life.
20:10
SPEAKER_01: But what the fuck are you doing?
20:11
SPEAKER_01: And he living with y'all some freaky ass niggas.
20:14
SPEAKER_01: You acting like a little girl, and I know he fucking mommy and daddy.
20:18
SPEAKER_00: You think so?
20:18
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
20:19
SPEAKER_01: And they need to be investigated because there's probably some other kids in the fucking basement there.
20:23
SPEAKER_01: Who will want somebody?
20:24
SPEAKER_01: Actual kids or other.
20:25
SPEAKER_01: Actual kids.
20:26
SPEAKER_01: Who the fuck would welcome a grown ass man into their home dressed like a six-year-old girl?
20:34
SPEAKER_02: A lonely old couple.
20:37
SPEAKER_02: A lonely old white couple.
20:41
SPEAKER_01: They need to be investigated, I'm telling you.
20:43
SPEAKER_01: Something wrong with their ass too.
20:44
SPEAKER_01: Now I know we we we done got away from we don't kink shame all that, but some of y'all need to be shamed.
20:50
SPEAKER_01: Take your big ass home and take your pension and everything else back to that fucking house with them seven kids and quit playing with me.
20:56
SPEAKER_02: What if he gave them the pension?
20:58
SPEAKER_01: He ain't getting them shit.
21:00
SPEAKER_01: Who's gonna buy him diapers?
21:01
SPEAKER_01: He be wearing diapers.
21:02
SPEAKER_01: That's what he's buying with his pension.
21:04
SPEAKER_01: He said in interviews that he's it's his genuine expression blends aspect of his gender identity with age regression.
21:11
SPEAKER_01: No.
21:11
SPEAKER_01: If you want to be trans, fine, cool.
21:13
SPEAKER_01: Gotcha.
21:14
SPEAKER_01: While you a six-year-old girl living with some random ass people calling them mommy and daddy, and I wouldn't be surprised if his ass ain't did something to a kid somewhere since he identified as a six-year-old.
21:28
SPEAKER_01: I'm sick of it.
21:30
SPEAKER_02: He's saying he's trans and has age regression.
21:37
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
21:40
SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
21:47
SPEAKER_01: Some critics view this as a troubling case, while others say this is an example of personal freedom and self expression.
21:54
SPEAKER_01: I'm telling y'all, if they dig just a little harder, they're gonna find some.
21:58
SPEAKER_01: Ain't nobody woke up one fucking day.
22:00
SPEAKER_01: After 50 some years on this earth, and said, surprise I'm a six-year-old girl as a man.
22:05
SPEAKER_01: Ain't nobody.
22:07
SPEAKER_01: Ain't nobody need that.
22:08
SPEAKER_01: I'm telling y'all.
22:09
SPEAKER_01: Anyways, oh the card.
22:12
SPEAKER_01: This is what the card says.
22:14
SPEAKER_01: KKK Klay Tose is a white devil.
22:19
SPEAKER_01: Megan the Stallion posted to her IG story.
22:24
SPEAKER_01: What is she post?
22:26
SPEAKER_01: Read it for me.
22:27
SPEAKER_01: What's she posted?
22:33
SPEAKER_00: Sorry, guys.
22:35
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
22:36
SPEAKER_00: Cheating.
22:37
SPEAKER_00: Had me around your whole white family playing house.
22:41
SPEAKER_00: Got cold feet holding you down through all your horrible mood swing treatment towards me during your basketball season with your whack ass.
22:49
SPEAKER_00: Now you don't know if you can be monogamous.
22:51
SPEAKER_00: Bitch, I need a real break after this one.
22:53
SPEAKER_00: Bye, y'all.
22:54
SPEAKER_00: I put in some words, but that's right.
22:55
SPEAKER_02: Hey, shout out to you.
22:57
SPEAKER_02: I like the way you performed that.
22:58
SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
22:58
SPEAKER_01: Not performed.
23:02
SPEAKER_01: Megan is currently on Broadway performing in Moolon Rouge and has recently stated she will end her run two weeks earlier than scheduled starting ending on May 1st.
23:12
SPEAKER_01: Allegedly, Megan and Doug Funny purchased the hole together.
23:16
SPEAKER_01: We're plenty to give.
23:17
SPEAKER_01: Doug Funny.
23:22
SPEAKER_00: That is a white man.
23:24
SPEAKER_00: I wasn't saying shit.
23:26
SPEAKER_00: That is a white man.
23:26
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
23:27
SPEAKER_01: I ain't saying shit.
23:28
SPEAKER_01: I told y'all, y'all can pull my receipts.
23:31
SPEAKER_01: What I told y'all.
23:32
SPEAKER_01: Just let them people do their thing.
23:33
SPEAKER_01: Quit putting all that pressure on both of them.
23:35
SPEAKER_01: Didn't I tell y'all that?
23:37
SPEAKER_01: I said that right here in this goddamn chair.
23:39
SPEAKER_02: MBA player.
23:41
SPEAKER_01: I don't care about that.
23:42
SPEAKER_01: I don't care about that.
23:43
SPEAKER_01: You knew you was NBA player before you got into a relationship with the damn girl.
23:47
SPEAKER_01: You knew that better than she did.
23:49
SPEAKER_02: What do we expect from NBA?
23:50
SPEAKER_01: We expect no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
23:54
SPEAKER_01: No, no.
23:54
SPEAKER_01: I'm not gonna let that fly.
23:56
SPEAKER_01: We expect people to do what they say they're gonna do, especially if we didn't purchase a home and all the shit they was doing.
24:01
SPEAKER_01: We expect you to do what you say they do.
24:03
SPEAKER_02: You never see basketball wives around here.
24:04
SPEAKER_02: Man, I don't mean stallion.
24:06
SPEAKER_00: Them hoes ain't had no fucking careers.
24:08
SPEAKER_01: Now see.
24:08
SPEAKER_00: These is different bitches with that.
24:13
SPEAKER_02: He got his own money.
24:14
SPEAKER_02: He don't care about that.
24:15
SPEAKER_01: But no, I'm not gonna let that fly.
24:17
SPEAKER_01: We expect you to do what you want, what you said you gonna do.
24:20
SPEAKER_01: Do what you said you gonna do.
24:22
SPEAKER_01: Obviously be monogamous.
24:23
SPEAKER_01: Now you say you can't be monogamous.
24:26
SPEAKER_01: How the fuck you gonna so you think this woman moved the house with him under the uh presumption that he wasn't gonna be monogamous?
24:34
SPEAKER_02: And act like women don't put their own thoughts into their head.
24:38
SPEAKER_01: We're gonna sit up here and make and act like you motherfuckers don't be clear and concise.
24:43
SPEAKER_01: It seems like okay, let me ask you this.
24:46
SPEAKER_01: No, it seems like she was surprised in that post.
24:48
SPEAKER_01: And now did she not say, and now you saying you can't be monogamous?
24:52
SPEAKER_00: That she said yes.
24:54
SPEAKER_01: That seems like she was shocked that he doesn't want to be monogamous, right?
24:58
SPEAKER_02: Probably, yeah.
25:00
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
25:00
unknown: I don't know if she ain't lying.
25:03
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna say this.
25:04
SPEAKER_01: I don't think I'm gonna tell you, I don't think she's lying.
25:07
SPEAKER_01: Because out of everything that she knew this when she posted it, she's gonna be harassed and embarrassed more than he is.
25:13
SPEAKER_01: I don't think she lying.
25:14
SPEAKER_02: She didn't have to say nothing.
25:15
SPEAKER_01: Why not though?
25:16
SPEAKER_01: The story's gonna come out anyway.
25:17
SPEAKER_01: Who's gonna tell it?
25:18
SPEAKER_01: TMZ!
25:20
SPEAKER_02: About what?
25:20
SPEAKER_02: How they gonna find out what happened?
25:21
SPEAKER_02: They could just say that they broke up.
25:25
SPEAKER_01: You never know.
25:25
SPEAKER_01: The whole probably was gonna say it just like I'll give you an example, just like with Kevin Hart.
25:28
SPEAKER_02: Well, was it a woman or did he say he's not gonna be able to get a child?
25:32
SPEAKER_02: She said he cheated.
25:35
SPEAKER_01: Hold on, hold on.
25:38
SPEAKER_00: He said cheated.
25:40
SPEAKER_01: She said he cheated.
25:41
SPEAKER_01: Just like when Kevin Hart uh cheated with that white lady, and she had that sex tape, but he went ahead and told us first.
25:48
SPEAKER_01: You never know what was coming.
25:49
SPEAKER_01: Why did he tell us that?
25:51
SPEAKER_01: You never know what was coming.
25:52
SPEAKER_02: But he was they was what's the what's the word I'm looking for?
25:55
SPEAKER_02: Extortion.
25:55
SPEAKER_02: Extortion.
25:56
SPEAKER_01: They probably was gonna do the same thing to Megan.
25:58
SPEAKER_01: If it wasn't extortion, they was just gonna embarrass her.
26:00
SPEAKER_01: They somebody.
26:02
SPEAKER_01: Okay, let me finish.
26:03
SPEAKER_01: Rumors circulated that he cheated with WNB's WNBA player Lexi Brown.
26:08
SPEAKER_01: Lexi says none of it's true.
26:09
SPEAKER_01: I'm focused on the new season.
26:10
SPEAKER_01: However, Lexi was caught allegedly posting in her close friend's text message between her and Clay.
26:15
SPEAKER_01: Lexi also only uses Megan's songs for her posts and posts at the same golf club as Clay.
26:20
SPEAKER_01: Clay has since unfollowed Lexi on Instagram.
26:25
SPEAKER_01: Apparently, Flat Nose Thompson is known as a serial cheater and has also allegedly wasted the time of actress Laura Harrier.
26:34
SPEAKER_01: Sorry, girl, singer Coco Jones model, uh, Hannah Stocking and actress Isa Gonzalez.
26:45
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna just I'm gonna I I'll just say this.
26:47
SPEAKER_02: I don't think that uh you're wrong about what you're saying, but what I'm what I what I feel is, I and I just know this from back in the day, right?
26:54
SPEAKER_02: One of my old school partners told me that, and this is before he was with uh Megan, he was like, all Klay Thompson is known for is hitting threes, knocking back beers, and fucking bitches.
27:06
SPEAKER_02: He has, he's been had a reputation of doing stuff like that.
27:10
SPEAKER_02: I he's an NBA player.
27:12
SPEAKER_02: I don't know no.
27:13
SPEAKER_02: I'm sick of the NBA player talk because NBA player I didn't heard of is AC Green.
27:19
SPEAKER_01: The only no, I don't want to hear that.
27:21
SPEAKER_01: You an NBA player, stop getting in relationships with people.
27:24
SPEAKER_01: If you want to be a hoe, be a hoe.
27:27
SPEAKER_01: If you want to be a hoe, be a hoe.
27:30
SPEAKER_01: But then don't sit up here and tell me that that man wasn't claiming her, because then when them niggas was talking about her on that podcast, Clay got online.
27:36
SPEAKER_01: Why y'all talking about my girl, bro?
27:38
SPEAKER_01: Like that man been publicly claiming this girl.
27:43
SPEAKER_01: Because it is what it is.
27:45
SPEAKER_01: So what?
27:46
SPEAKER_01: She was a well-known ho.
27:47
SPEAKER_01: She was playing food.
27:48
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
27:49
SPEAKER_01: She's victim blame, bro.
27:50
SPEAKER_01: That is victim blame.
27:51
SPEAKER_01: It is victim blame.
27:52
SPEAKER_01: And it's making excuses for grown-ass men.
27:54
SPEAKER_01: I'm sick of the rhetoric.
27:55
SPEAKER_01: Why can't none of y'all niggas be like, damn, that's kind of fucked up?
27:58
SPEAKER_01: At the minimum.
27:59
SPEAKER_01: At the minimum.
27:59
SPEAKER_01: I'm not asking you to sit here and be like, fuck that.
28:02
SPEAKER_01: I'm a hottie.
28:02
SPEAKER_01: I hate that nigga.
28:03
SPEAKER_01: But at the minimum, why can't men see that?
28:06
SPEAKER_01: Damn, that's a little fucked up.
28:08
SPEAKER_01: Had the bitch cooking the thing.
28:09
SPEAKER_02: I don't think that you're wrong, but I'm just saying.
28:11
SPEAKER_01: No, I didn't say I don't think that you're wrong.
28:13
SPEAKER_01: I said, damn, that's fucked up.
28:14
SPEAKER_02: It it is, but at the same time, we don't know his side of the story.
28:21
SPEAKER_00: So we don't know.
28:23
SPEAKER_00: Again, with this his.
28:24
SPEAKER_02: That's just like a man coming out and saying some stuff about her, and then y'all gonna say, well, we don't know what what happened on her end.
28:30
SPEAKER_01: I mean, everything that men have said, y'all hold her feet to the fire today.
28:34
SPEAKER_01: Every single thing that men say about her.
28:36
SPEAKER_01: Even shit that don't even make no fucking sense.
28:39
SPEAKER_01: The her fucking foot was leaking, and it's still people saying she was not even shot.
28:43
SPEAKER_02: It's not men just saying that though.
28:45
SPEAKER_01: It's not.
28:45
SPEAKER_02: But I do believe somebody shot her, and I asked you.
28:48
SPEAKER_01: Somebody, see what I'm saying?
28:49
SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm saying.
28:50
SPEAKER_01: Who in that car could have shot this girl?
28:52
SPEAKER_02: It's either Tori or the girl.
28:54
SPEAKER_01: But it was Tori on the phone apologizing to her, apologizing to Kelsey in the jail saying, I'm sorry.
29:01
SPEAKER_01: What is it?
29:02
SPEAKER_02: Tori shot her.
29:03
SPEAKER_02: That's all I'm saying.
29:04
SPEAKER_02: Somebody shot her.
29:05
SPEAKER_02: She ain't shoot herself.
29:06
SPEAKER_01: My point is, y'all will never believe nothing this girl or any black woman has to say.
29:11
SPEAKER_01: They will never ever get the benefit of the doubt.
29:13
SPEAKER_01: But you continue to see here.
29:15
SPEAKER_01: We don't know his side.
29:16
SPEAKER_01: Well, he's been doing that.
29:17
SPEAKER_01: Well, he's an NBA player.
29:19
SPEAKER_01: But you can't even.
29:20
SPEAKER_01: We all know who shot the damn girl in that car.
29:23
SPEAKER_01: Come on now.
29:24
SPEAKER_01: Come on now.
29:25
SPEAKER_01: Like it's it's and this is bigger than you, but I'm sick of people putting, dumping the responsibility on women to quote, choose better when we just sat here and named a whole list of people that this same thing happened to.
29:40
SPEAKER_01: So y'all can recognize pattern recognition when I fucking nigga on the first night 10 times.
29:44
SPEAKER_01: Hey, you could conclude I'm a hoe.
29:45
SPEAKER_01: Good, yeah, I am.
29:46
SPEAKER_01: But you cannot conclude that this, that he's a whole ass nigga.
29:49
SPEAKER_01: I just don't understand what a disconnect is.
29:52
SPEAKER_02: Not that that she's she's a hoe.
29:54
SPEAKER_02: And I don't think, like I said, I don't think that he's right for what he did.
29:57
SPEAKER_02: But I also don't think that, like I said, I also, and I could be wrong.
30:02
SPEAKER_02: I also don't think that he was.
30:06
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
30:07
SPEAKER_01: You don't think he was wrong.
30:09
SPEAKER_00: You said you want to hear his side of the story.
30:11
SPEAKER_00: What can he possibly say to make him something that contradicts what she says?
30:15
SPEAKER_00: Like, I didn't say he cheated.
30:17
SPEAKER_00: She said he had horrible mood swings during his season.
30:20
SPEAKER_01: He's gonna say he ain't had a mood swing.
30:21
SPEAKER_01: And let me tell y'all this.
30:23
SPEAKER_01: I'm also tired of being people being like, oh, putting the blame on women, like, oh, well, different different women bring out different sides of men as if, oh, I just didn't do a good enough job to make him blame, make him better, or to make him stop being a cheater because he's an NBA player, or to make this man be a good person.
30:41
SPEAKER_01: How the fuck I'm gonna make you there's nothing I can do to make you be a good person.
30:45
SPEAKER_01: And I'm tired of this narrative that, oh, he he gonna do it for another woman.
30:49
SPEAKER_01: Which one?
30:49
SPEAKER_01: Because we just named eight of them, and he ain't did it yet.
30:52
SPEAKER_01: So which one is he gonna do?
30:53
SPEAKER_01: It's full is bullshit.
30:55
SPEAKER_01: Every single man I've dated got the same version of me because it's who I am.
30:59
SPEAKER_01: So I'm led to believe that every single woman that didn't date this motherfucker, and that's going, and he's almost 40.
31:05
SPEAKER_01: I don't think he's gonna wake up tomorrow and just change.
31:09
SPEAKER_01: And if he does, it's not because whatever woman he gets with loved him so good that she changed him.
31:16
SPEAKER_00: Like he's running out of time.
31:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but it's because he decides to, which is the same.
31:21
SPEAKER_01: I'm just sick of it.
31:22
SPEAKER_01: Different women bring out, no, bitch.
31:24
SPEAKER_01: The same, if you talk to the last five bitches, they all did the same thing.
31:28
SPEAKER_01: When he got to the sixth one, he was tired or he was whatever.
31:32
SPEAKER_01: I'm just sick of it.
31:33
SPEAKER_01: I'm really, really tired.
31:34
SPEAKER_01: You got all these grown ass men on these podcasts sitting up here listing out every person this girl done fucked.
31:41
SPEAKER_01: And it's like one person a year.
31:42
SPEAKER_01: Who wasn't fucking one person a year in their 20s?
31:46
SPEAKER_01: Bitch, if I was fine and rich, that you have to add a couple zeros to that motherfucker.
31:52
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, why do y'all have this whole whole cat fax, bro?
31:56
SPEAKER_01: You are a 50-year-old man on a podcast literally sitting here listing out every person.
32:01
SPEAKER_02: I think men are the only people that do that.
32:03
SPEAKER_01: I'm not, but I'm talking to men though.
32:05
SPEAKER_01: But I'm talking to men because men are not the only person that do that, but men are the ones harming women, killing them, beating their ass on camera.
32:13
SPEAKER_02: Women kill men too.
32:14
SPEAKER_02: Just did you see the case in Louisiana with that girl?
32:17
SPEAKER_02: She killed two dudes in her apartment.
32:19
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that one case?
32:23
unknown: His girl cheated on him and raped his dreads, y'all.
32:26
SPEAKER_02: I'm just saying, just I feel like whatever women can complain about with men, men can complain about something.
32:31
SPEAKER_01: And I feel like that's a very narrow, stupid take because in the last what month, we've seen how many women?
32:37
SPEAKER_01: I don't even, I can't even name them.
32:39
SPEAKER_00: It's up to like 16, 17.
32:40
SPEAKER_01: 16 or 17 black women that have been killed by their lovers or somebody in their family.
32:45
SPEAKER_01: One woman, her own son, killed her.
32:47
SPEAKER_01: So we're not gonna sit here and act like do women uh hurt, harm, beat, kill men?
32:54
SPEAKER_01: Absolutely.
32:55
SPEAKER_01: But we're not gonna sit here and act like the numbers aren't staggering.
32:59
SPEAKER_01: You got little girls that be six months old that's getting raped by their daddy.
33:02
SPEAKER_01: Come on now.
33:03
SPEAKER_01: Like, let's not be obtuse and act like that these scales are not imbalanced.
33:08
SPEAKER_01: And honestly, it shouldn't take femicide for us to stop.
33:11
SPEAKER_01: Do you know the you know, nigga, because you done went through a breakup and then been, damn, I miss my bitch.
33:17
SPEAKER_01: But do you know the psychological damage that this does to somebody?
33:22
SPEAKER_01: Like, when you feel like this?
33:24
SPEAKER_01: Like literally, you've had me around your whole family, and I don't want to hear no she made up nothing.
33:29
SPEAKER_01: Bitch, please.
33:30
SPEAKER_01: This hoe with your whole family on the holidays.
33:33
SPEAKER_01: Y'all talking about she feel like she got a family again, and this, this, that, and the third for you to cheat.
33:39
SPEAKER_01: I just read a case.
33:41
SPEAKER_01: A woman ended up getting vaginal cancer, cervical cancer, and another kind of cancer from her husband cheating and giving her HPV.
33:49
SPEAKER_01: Three different types of cancers from her husband cheating.
33:53
SPEAKER_01: So this is not just he'll basketball player, man.
33:58
SPEAKER_01: Like people, this is people's livelihood on the line.
34:01
SPEAKER_01: People get cheated on every day.
34:02
SPEAKER_01: Megan ain't the first or the last person, person, because women cheat too, that will be cheated on.
34:08
SPEAKER_01: But we need to stop minimizing when people fuck over people.
34:12
SPEAKER_01: We really, really do.
34:13
SPEAKER_01: In any kind of way, whether it's romantic, business, whatever, whatever it is you're always seen as, you just need to shut your mouth and get over it.
34:21
SPEAKER_01: And that shit is fucked up and it causes different people, it affects different people in different ways.
34:26
SPEAKER_01: Especially somebody like her, who is all look, I don't even know how that girl just she just keeps getting up, just getting back up and keep going, bro.
34:36
SPEAKER_01: Like, it'd be some whole ass shit happening to this girl.
34:39
SPEAKER_01: Every time everybody basically tells her she deserves it because she likes the fuck.
34:44
SPEAKER_02: Which is where everybody likes it.
34:45
SPEAKER_02: Nobody deserves nothing like that happening to him.
34:48
SPEAKER_00: But but you just said, well, he's a basketball player.
34:52
SPEAKER_02: He is a basketball player.
34:53
SPEAKER_00: Then that's just like if that's like saying she deserves it because she knew what she was going to be able to do.
34:57
SPEAKER_02: No, I I I was I would say that that was something that if I was her, that was something that I would expect.
35:03
SPEAKER_02: And I can't speak for her.
35:04
SPEAKER_02: I'm just saying for myself.
35:05
SPEAKER_02: If I was if I was in her shoes, because I I can't think of a faithful basketball player.
35:12
SPEAKER_01: If that's the case, then you should, every woman should expect that from every man.
35:17
SPEAKER_02: It's a lot of women already do that.
35:19
SPEAKER_01: If that's the case, and if that's the case, every man should expect that from every woman.
35:23
SPEAKER_01: That she's gonna fuck your friend or something.
35:25
SPEAKER_01: Like it's just silly.
35:26
SPEAKER_01: Nobody should expect that if somebody is presenting themselves to you and saying, This is what I want to do with you, da-da-da-da-da.
35:34
SPEAKER_01: And you do all of the other steps that it looks like that you're telling the truth, why would I then just expect you to be lying to me?
35:40
SPEAKER_01: Especially you a 36-year-old man.
35:42
SPEAKER_01: The fuck you lying to me for?
35:43
SPEAKER_01: Most likely, we don't know, but most likely he initiated this whole situation, jumped at her DMs or whatever, exchange numbers with her, whatever the case may be, to do this for what?
35:53
SPEAKER_01: People break up feeling changed, but I be feeling like people be knowing from the get-go that that ain't, it ain't finna be that, and you should just leave people alone if that's what they own.
36:03
SPEAKER_01: Just leave them alone.
36:04
SPEAKER_01: Is what I think.
36:06
SPEAKER_02: Leaving people alone is a that's that's one of the best things you can do.
36:11
SPEAKER_01: Very early on, you know goddamn well, you know you're a basketball player, you know you like fucking bad bitches or whatever case.
36:18
SPEAKER_01: You know that.
36:19
SPEAKER_00: Why didn't you leave this girl alone if you knew that what type of person you was?
36:22
SPEAKER_01: Right, and what type of time you on.
36:24
SPEAKER_01: Cool, bitch, do your thing.
36:25
SPEAKER_01: But leave people, especially we got a whole list of people.
36:28
SPEAKER_01: Leave these people alone, bro.
36:31
SPEAKER_01: Let's see, just date.
36:32
SPEAKER_01: Just date around.
36:33
SPEAKER_01: That's all I ask for.
36:35
SPEAKER_01: Do we have any questions in the honeypot?
36:41
SPEAKER_01: What you mean?
36:43
SPEAKER_01: For people who can't hear him, he said, what's wrong with the whole ex?
36:47
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I just feel like at 36, how many bitch, how many real I I think that men need to understand that women want to have sex and do have sex, probably more sex because they have more people trying to have sex with them.
37:01
SPEAKER_01: Women have sex.
37:03
SPEAKER_01: When you're 36, and especially if you have been ran through, what are we talking about, baby?
37:08
SPEAKER_01: Is your test results good?
37:09
SPEAKER_01: And that's all we really need to be talking about.
37:12
SPEAKER_01: If you're embarrassed that your girl has had sex with somebody else at 36, and then it's not even like, and I'm not saying that it's it's right to degrade any of the type of women that I'm about to say, but it's not even like this girl has like a sex, like nobody has seen her.
37:27
SPEAKER_01: Like, you know what I mean?
37:28
SPEAKER_01: Like, this is all who cares at this age, even if she did.
37:33
SPEAKER_01: That's why I said I'm not trying to degrade those type of women either.
37:35
SPEAKER_01: That's not what I mean, so don't misunderstand me.
37:37
SPEAKER_01: But my point is, it's just, it doesn't make it she was good enough for you to be outside with, court side at your games, this, this, that, and the third.
37:46
SPEAKER_01: So you really don't care about no whole facts.
37:49
SPEAKER_01: That's just another excuse or cover up.
37:51
SPEAKER_01: If you cared, you would have been fucking her late night, nobody would have even known, and you would have got out of there.
37:55
SPEAKER_01: Nigga, she's sitting there with your mama court side.
37:58
SPEAKER_01: You don't care about them whole facts.
38:00
SPEAKER_02: You don't.
38:01
SPEAKER_02: I don't think that matters.
38:03
SPEAKER_00: It don't think what matters.
38:04
SPEAKER_02: The uh the whole facts.
38:06
SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
38:06
SPEAKER_02: I mean, and it ain't like she got a laundry list of dudes that we know about.
38:10
SPEAKER_02: Bro.
38:11
SPEAKER_02: I feel like compared to what I done heard from other people and they lives and what they be doing and how they get down.
38:20
SPEAKER_01: Man, when they I learned from the men bloggers the list of people, they put the list out.
38:27
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, and they put in the years, partisan Fontaine 2021 to 2024, or whatever they was putting.
38:35
SPEAKER_01: That's three years with one person.
38:36
SPEAKER_01: What are we talking about?
38:38
SPEAKER_01: That's not a normal length of like, what are we talking about?
38:41
SPEAKER_01: Such and such from this year to that year, such and such, da-da-da-da.
38:45
SPEAKER_01: Okay, she fucked Tori Lines, blah, blah, blah.
38:46
SPEAKER_01: Who ain't fucked somebody in the pandemic they were supposed to be?
38:51
SPEAKER_01: And y'all all laughing because y'all just thought of that person right now.
38:56
SPEAKER_01: Because I know goddamn well it was somebody at my house and they're quarantined that they have no fucking business there.
39:04
SPEAKER_01: Like, I just think we need to cut it out.
39:06
SPEAKER_01: We just need to cut it out when it comes to women, their body autonomy, and sex.
39:10
SPEAKER_01: Especially in you fucking 36, bitch.
39:13
SPEAKER_01: Did you have something to say?
39:15
unknown: No, I'm okay.
39:17
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
39:17
SPEAKER_01: I don't think we have a honeypot this year, so I'm gonna talk about this.
39:20
SPEAKER_00: It's on your text.
39:21
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I still want to talk about this next thing, and we're gonna get up out of here because we've been talking for a long time.
39:26
SPEAKER_01: Uh, I ain't gonna text from you.
39:28
SPEAKER_01: Read it, I ain't gonna text from you.
39:32
SPEAKER_00: Question for y'all: what do you think are important things to ask about early when getting into a relationship?
39:40
SPEAKER_00: My theory is money, how you make it, and what your bills are, schedule, your obligations, values, religion, communication, whether you have want to have kids or not, or whether you're exclusive, what other things do you think have to be discussed to minimize drama and misunderstanding?
39:56
SPEAKER_01: Who said that?
39:56
SPEAKER_01: What's that day?
39:58
SPEAKER_00: BB Tang 808 on YouTube.
40:02
SPEAKER_01: Um, good question.
40:04
SPEAKER_01: I personally think kids should be.
40:07
SPEAKER_01: Well, kids is one of my number ones because I don't want no kids in any kind of way.
40:11
SPEAKER_01: We ain't adopting, we ain't doing shit.
40:12
SPEAKER_01: So that for me, that's the number one deal breaker.
40:16
SPEAKER_01: Um monogamous.
40:19
SPEAKER_00: Clearly.
40:20
SPEAKER_01: If you enter in a relationship with me and we buy a home together and you bought me a Bentley two weeks ago, and I cooked your ugly ass mama Thanksgiving dinner, or we monogamous.
40:29
SPEAKER_01: So I guess that's a question.
40:30
SPEAKER_01: And uh please uh go into detail if you ever touched a basketball.
40:34
SPEAKER_01: I guess those are the kind of questions that we gotta ask to be very No, you really do gotta say, are you in a relationship?
40:39
SPEAKER_01: Is there anybody that thinks they're in a relationship with you?
40:42
SPEAKER_01: When was your last?
40:43
SPEAKER_01: I'll be my shit be sound like an interview because let's just go on and get out of each other's lives sooner than later.
40:49
SPEAKER_01: So for me, yeah, I'm literally asking all them questions.
40:52
SPEAKER_01: Maybe not that harshly and that hard, but in a conversation, them questions coming up quick.
40:57
SPEAKER_01: What are you looking for?
40:58
SPEAKER_01: Get the fuck out of my face if you're trying to vibe.
41:00
SPEAKER_01: What is vibe?
41:02
SPEAKER_00: What a nigga?
41:05
SPEAKER_01: A little louder in the back.
41:07
SPEAKER_01: Fuck, that's what vibe means.
41:09
SPEAKER_01: I'm trying to catch a vibe.
41:17
SPEAKER_02: Where's this vibe at?
41:18
SPEAKER_02: Where we vibing at?
41:20
SPEAKER_01: Hey, that's what I want.
41:21
SPEAKER_01: You tell.
41:21
SPEAKER_01: Have you ever told a woman you want a vibe?
41:24
SPEAKER_02: Nah, I don't think so.
41:25
SPEAKER_01: That's a vibe.
41:26
SPEAKER_02: I ain't gonna lie.
41:27
SPEAKER_02: I kind of know.
41:28
SPEAKER_02: I like going out, so.
41:31
SPEAKER_01: That's what I'll be saying.
41:32
SPEAKER_00: You had a man tell you he wanted to just vibe?
41:34
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
41:35
SPEAKER_01: A lot of people have been telling me that.
41:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, a lot of people have.
41:37
SPEAKER_01: Recently in our big age, or a lot of people, yeah, a lot of people have stories telling me that.
41:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they looking for a vibe.
41:43
SPEAKER_01: What's that?
41:45
SPEAKER_01: I mean, you know, like I'm not trying to force nothing.
41:47
SPEAKER_01: I'm just, if we catch a vibe and if he go there, go there.
41:51
SPEAKER_02: Well, y'all catch vibes at like Starbucks.
41:53
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I don't know.
41:54
SPEAKER_01: Cause you know motherfucking well, I'm not leaving at my house with no Starbucks.
41:57
SPEAKER_01: I don't even know what they mean by that because I don't go no further.
41:59
SPEAKER_01: I know it's a I didn't know, I didn't know.
42:01
SPEAKER_01: I used my context clues.
42:02
SPEAKER_01: I figured that's what it means.
42:03
SPEAKER_01: Fuck.
42:05
SPEAKER_01: But since I'm confused, I'ma just end it right here.
42:08
SPEAKER_01: I don't like confusion.
42:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't like confusion.
42:10
SPEAKER_01: Bitch, you know what the fuck you looking for, and it ain't no goddamn vibe.
42:13
SPEAKER_01: What's a vibe?
42:13
SPEAKER_01: You're not a vibe.
42:14
SPEAKER_00: You're thank you.
42:16
SPEAKER_01: As he said, what the fuck is we about to be vibing at?
42:20
SPEAKER_01: What does vibe mean?
42:22
SPEAKER_01: You're not a vibe.
42:24
SPEAKER_01: You in the 698 square feet with the brown couch that sink in when you sit down.
42:29
SPEAKER_01: House smell like feet.
42:30
SPEAKER_02: Vibin should come.
42:32
SPEAKER_02: No food.
42:32
SPEAKER_02: After y'all done sealed the deal.
42:34
SPEAKER_02: You know what I'm saying?
42:34
SPEAKER_02: That's when we can vibe.
42:37
SPEAKER_01: I feel like the order of operations is out of sync.
42:42
SPEAKER_01: And the number one reason is because everybody's so goddamn horny.
42:47
SPEAKER_01: Everybody so goddamn horny.
42:49
SPEAKER_00: And everything comes after fucking?
42:51
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
42:52
SPEAKER_01: It's like people be saying shit like, well, I just want to go ahead and fuck right quick to see if we.
42:56
SPEAKER_01: No, hell no.
42:58
SPEAKER_01: No, bitch.
42:59
SPEAKER_01: No, it's because the fucking not even good.
43:02
SPEAKER_01: The fucking not good because there's no chemistry.
43:04
SPEAKER_01: Y'all don't know each other.
43:05
SPEAKER_01: So it ain't no vibe.
43:07
SPEAKER_01: No passion.
43:08
SPEAKER_01: It's no passion.
43:09
SPEAKER_01: It's just boring.
43:10
SPEAKER_01: Like, you what's your name again?
43:13
SPEAKER_01: Like, literally, what's your name again?
43:16
SPEAKER_01: It's you didn't catch no kind of vibe.
43:18
SPEAKER_01: You didn't go.
43:19
SPEAKER_01: It's to the point.
43:20
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
43:22
SPEAKER_01: I said this somewhere the other day.
43:23
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
43:23
SPEAKER_01: Anyways, I might always hold this on here about the car wash.
43:26
SPEAKER_00: Go ahead.
43:27
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, I'm driving one day.
43:29
SPEAKER_01: Dude flagged me down.
43:31
SPEAKER_01: He says, roll down your window.
43:32
SPEAKER_01: You know, he like, roll down your window.
43:34
SPEAKER_01: I roll down my window.
43:35
SPEAKER_01: He like, let's go on a car wash date.
43:36
SPEAKER_01: Okay, cute little pickup line, funny.
43:39
SPEAKER_01: Thank you for your foot.
43:39
SPEAKER_01: Thank you for the laugh, bitch.
43:40
SPEAKER_01: I know you barely had that.
43:42
SPEAKER_01: So I'm like, what's up, man?
43:43
SPEAKER_01: I laughed, we go, because both of our cars was fucked up.
43:45
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
43:45
SPEAKER_01: He like, well, let me get your number.
43:47
SPEAKER_01: Cool.
43:47
SPEAKER_01: That was that day.
43:48
SPEAKER_01: The next day he texts me, hey, what's up?
43:49
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, hey, what's up?
43:51
SPEAKER_01: What you doing?
43:52
SPEAKER_01: I say, I'm laying on the couch.
43:53
SPEAKER_01: Workhead hands today.
43:54
SPEAKER_01: Oh, you need me to show up there with some wine?
43:58
SPEAKER_01: Ha ha.
43:58
SPEAKER_01: No.
44:01
SPEAKER_01: I'm just saying though, if you tired, I can come over there with the wine.
44:04
SPEAKER_00: To your house?
44:05
SPEAKER_02: What's the don't still cut the kind of words y'all say that is bitch buzz words.
44:10
SPEAKER_01: You're with the bitch buzzwords.
44:13
SPEAKER_01: Wine.
44:13
SPEAKER_01: I don't even drink wine, I drink hennes.
44:17
SPEAKER_01: Stop with the fucking wine, bitch.
44:19
SPEAKER_01: And you're not coming to my house with a bottle of barefoot to catch a vibe.
44:24
SPEAKER_01: This motherfucker said this shit about three or four times.
44:26
SPEAKER_01: I finally said, sweetheart, you're not coming to my house.
44:31
SPEAKER_01: He stopped replying.
44:32
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
44:32
SPEAKER_01: What the fuck do you?
44:33
SPEAKER_01: Bitch, you just met me yesterday.
44:35
SPEAKER_00: You let him come and stab them when you walked in.
44:37
SPEAKER_01: Nah, see.
44:39
SPEAKER_01: But see, that's what I'm talking about about me.
44:41
SPEAKER_01: This is the privilege that y'all have to say some shit like this.
44:45
SPEAKER_00: You don't know who here.
44:45
SPEAKER_00: You don't know how to do it.
44:46
SPEAKER_02: I understand what you're saying, but a lot of women let that slide.
44:50
SPEAKER_02: So he if that works, and let him keep yeah, he probably just gonna keep doing that.
44:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but see, I'm saying that you should not do that for your own safety.
45:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
45:01
SPEAKER_01: You don't know who is in hers, yes.
45:03
SPEAKER_01: And I'm not trying to be funny.
45:04
SPEAKER_01: That nigga was in like a Rolls Royce truck or something, a Bentley truck or something.
45:08
SPEAKER_01: So somebody could assume, oh, you got a little money.
45:11
SPEAKER_01: We could try to set you up.
45:12
SPEAKER_01: You know what I'm saying?
45:13
SPEAKER_00: Like You should have stabbed him when he came.
45:17
SPEAKER_01: Why are you asking to come to my house?
45:19
SPEAKER_01: You don't even know my name.
45:20
SPEAKER_01: You even asked my name at the stoplight.
45:23
SPEAKER_00: He ain't even asked if you like wine.
45:26
SPEAKER_01: It's a bitch buzzword.
45:27
SPEAKER_01: They assume that all bitches like wine.
45:30
SPEAKER_01: They be having their little bitch buzzwords.
45:33
SPEAKER_01: Uh, what the what's the other word?
45:34
SPEAKER_01: Matcha.
45:35
SPEAKER_01: That's one of their new words.
45:36
SPEAKER_01: Matcha.
45:37
SPEAKER_01: Whatever.
45:37
SPEAKER_01: You drink matcha?
45:39
SPEAKER_01: Bitch, no, I don't, ho.
45:40
SPEAKER_01: Why?
45:41
SPEAKER_01: Why you ask?
45:42
SPEAKER_01: I'm not going to get no motherfucking matcha cocktail, which I mean, what is it called?
45:45
SPEAKER_01: Frappe.
45:46
SPEAKER_01: Frappe.
45:46
SPEAKER_01: Anyways, point being.
45:49
SPEAKER_01: Oh, anyway, what was her question?
45:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, girl.
45:51
SPEAKER_01: Ask all the questions.
45:52
SPEAKER_01: Ask all the questions.
45:53
SPEAKER_01: The sooner the better.
45:54
SPEAKER_01: Get it out the way.
45:55
SPEAKER_01: And the most important part after the question, once you ask the question, and if them answers ain't what you was looking for, get the man or the woman off your phone.
46:07
SPEAKER_02: Chop and block.
46:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
46:08
SPEAKER_01: Chop and block.
46:09
SPEAKER_01: If you're a man and you're trying to catch a vibe and a bitch says she's looking for her Russell Wilson, you know you need to leave that lady alone.
46:16
SPEAKER_01: Let her go on and go on by her business.
46:18
SPEAKER_01: If you talking to a nigga and he says he's trying to catch a vibe, I don't give a fuck how fine he is, how much fun y'all had, how much money you think he got, because they're both there being the truck.
46:26
SPEAKER_01: I don't even think those his truck.
46:27
SPEAKER_01: He even looked like he's been on that truck.
46:28
SPEAKER_01: Anyway.
46:30
SPEAKER_01: I matter how much money you think he got.
46:31
SPEAKER_01: Anything else, get these people off the line.
46:35
SPEAKER_01: It's the easiest way.
46:36
SPEAKER_01: Dating is already hard.
46:38
SPEAKER_01: It's the easiest way to save yourself a headache down the line.
46:41
SPEAKER_01: Easiest way.
46:42
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, I got one more point I gots to get to before we get out of here.
46:46
SPEAKER_01: Prom.
46:49
SPEAKER_01: Y'all gonna come out of a bag on me, possibly.
46:51
SPEAKER_01: I'm sick of motherfuckers policing black children and their proms.
46:58
SPEAKER_01: We do not do the same thing for Kensietta's.
47:01
SPEAKER_01: We do not do the same thing for Bar Mitzvah's.
47:05
SPEAKER_01: Prom is attached to graduation, which is a motherfucking accomplishment for young black children, especially since you used to get killed or jailed for fucking reading.
47:18
SPEAKER_01: We do need to celebrate these children making it over their first big milestone.
47:25
SPEAKER_01: What?
47:26
SPEAKER_00: All of their accomplishments.
47:28
SPEAKER_00: Big or small.
47:29
SPEAKER_01: All of their accomplishments.
47:30
SPEAKER_01: Because we live in a world that will tell them they don't deserve this.
47:33
SPEAKER_01: Y'all already, they kids and y'all telling them they don't deserve this type of celebration.
47:39
SPEAKER_02: I think it's more hate, too.
47:40
SPEAKER_02: Like y'all just hating because y'all went in this live when y'all was kids, you know what I'm saying?
47:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you ain't know to put on no no uh three-piece suits.
47:48
SPEAKER_01: And it comes from people that still living in their high school days.
47:51
SPEAKER_01: Motherfuckers that still talking about, man, I used to play football.
47:53
SPEAKER_01: I cannot, cyborg, I cannot stand a nigga that keeps talking about what sports he played in high school.
47:58
SPEAKER_01: That's enough, that's a red flag for me.
48:00
SPEAKER_01: You ain't my type of nigga.
48:01
SPEAKER_01: You ain't did shit with your life since 2000.
48:03
SPEAKER_01: In my age break, I ain't gonna tell our age, but you ain't did shit from back then that's worthy of being talked about.
48:09
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, so yes, it is from hate.
48:11
SPEAKER_01: And I'm sick of seeing it.
48:13
SPEAKER_01: It's it's not the take that you think it ain't doing for me what you think that it's doing.
48:19
SPEAKER_01: And then I bet you every I be seeing kids in Gucci shoes.
48:22
SPEAKER_01: They mamas need to get them a trust fund.
48:24
SPEAKER_01: Bitch, a pair of Gucci shoes is$800.
48:26
SPEAKER_01: What fucking trust fund is somebody gonna get if a child has one pair of night shoes?
48:33
SPEAKER_01: The shit don't even make sense.
48:35
SPEAKER_01: You could have bought him some property.
48:36
SPEAKER_01: Property with a thousand dollars?
48:39
SPEAKER_01: With some boosted Gucci?
48:41
SPEAKER_01: What's over?
48:42
SPEAKER_01: Hand me down ass Gucci from his daddy.
48:45
SPEAKER_02: My thing is if they think it's that cheap, then why they ain't got the shit up.
48:50
SPEAKER_01: Hey man, when you get one, when you get one, but I will see this supposed y'all might come out of a bag on me.
48:56
SPEAKER_01: Nah, I said that to say.
48:58
SPEAKER_01: Let the kids do what they're gonna do.
48:59
SPEAKER_01: Let's celebrate the kids.
49:00
SPEAKER_01: Let's do all their pictures, let's do the photo shoots, let's do everything.
49:03
SPEAKER_01: But here's now I'm not gonna lie.
49:05
SPEAKER_01: Here's where my auntie tap in.
49:07
SPEAKER_01: I ain't perfect, God still working on me.
49:10
SPEAKER_01: If it was me in my household, I wouldn't be doing all that if it ain't no after high school plans going on.
49:16
SPEAKER_01: Now that's just me.
49:19
SPEAKER_01: If you ain't here to college tour, if you ain't it's so much as involved enrolled at HCC in my household, we just gonna, you just going to the prom regular friend.
49:28
SPEAKER_01: We not doing that's my household though.
49:32
SPEAKER_01: Now, I don't know about nobody else, but we not doing all that for you to graduate, work at the local call center, making$7 and do nothing.
49:43
SPEAKER_02: I will say though, there's a lot more opportunities for these young kids to make money nowadays.
49:49
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna say this.
49:50
SPEAKER_02: I'm just saying that to say that some of these kids probably buying their own stuff anyway.
49:54
SPEAKER_01: Maybe.
49:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
49:55
SPEAKER_01: I don't care though.
49:56
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna say this.
49:59
SPEAKER_01: We need to get back.
50:00
SPEAKER_01: I I'm I'm all for children making income streams online.
50:05
SPEAKER_01: The world has changed since we went to school.
50:07
SPEAKER_01: So I'm all for children doing that.
50:09
SPEAKER_01: But I don't care what nobody says.
50:11
SPEAKER_01: Education is still valuable.
50:13
SPEAKER_01: Education is still education.
50:14
SPEAKER_01: Because guess what?
50:15
SPEAKER_01: Let's say you do have a little lash business, right?
50:18
SPEAKER_01: Do you know how much it costs to run that business?
50:21
SPEAKER_01: Do you know how to do a cost analysis?
50:22
SPEAKER_01: Do you know how to do cost of goods sold?
50:24
SPEAKER_01: Do you supplies?
50:25
SPEAKER_01: All of that.
50:30
SPEAKER_01: Do you have an LLC?
50:31
SPEAKER_01: Or are you paying taxes?
50:32
SPEAKER_01: Because Uncle Sam is gonna come for your ass one way or the other.
50:36
SPEAKER_01: Those are things that you would learn inside a college classroom.
50:39
SPEAKER_01: Also, I just think that college is a good landing place for a 17 or 18-year-old.
50:44
SPEAKER_01: What else are you gonna do besides find yourself pregnant in some type of trouble?
50:49
SPEAKER_01: Yada yada.
50:50
SPEAKER_01: The list goes on if you're not at school.
50:53
SPEAKER_01: Especially since a lot of us, self-included, have had to take the fucking scenic route to get some, to get, like I said, it's a little different because the world has changed, but education is still education.
51:05
SPEAKER_01: I still think that's a good landing place.
51:07
SPEAKER_01: The networking that you get in college, the people that you meet and you carry those friendships on for the rest of your life.
51:13
SPEAKER_01: Plus, if kids are able to go off and see what a kid, you know, if I grew up in Houston and I go off to DC to Howard, now I get to see what the hell they've been doing over here.
51:21
SPEAKER_01: You know what I'm saying?
51:22
SPEAKER_01: You just get to form new relationships, and people are coming from all over the world at this one place for the same goal.
51:28
SPEAKER_01: Even if you don't finish, your ass is going if you was in my household.
51:31
SPEAKER_01: Now, I don't understand the big prom send-off and the graduate, all the big, I'm still gonna make it nice.
51:36
SPEAKER_01: You so we still gonna celebrate this.
51:38
SPEAKER_01: But me personally, I wouldn't be doing it that big if it wasn't some more plans going on.
51:44
SPEAKER_01: Now, I'm not saying, like I said, we can start with HCC.
51:48
SPEAKER_01: We can start somewhere, but we're gonna have some going on.
51:51
SPEAKER_00: And also outside the universities, let's bring back trades to the high schools.
51:55
SPEAKER_00: You remember you that used to teach us trades?
51:58
SPEAKER_01: You need to be going somewhere.
52:01
SPEAKER_01: Where are you going?
52:02
SPEAKER_01: You can sell you can do your lashes at the college.
52:04
SPEAKER_01: Hell, that's a better place for you to do them anyway.
52:07
SPEAKER_01: You can sell your clothes or whatever, do hair in the dorm, whatever it is that you're trying to do.
52:13
SPEAKER_01: Let's get to it.
52:15
SPEAKER_01: Because I'm we are, yeah, let's keep this.
52:19
SPEAKER_01: We have a trend now of teenage mothers are down.
52:22
SPEAKER_01: Let's keep it that way.
52:23
SPEAKER_01: And let's set these children up for success so that they they have something going for themselves.
52:29
SPEAKER_01: And again, it's not only school, like she said, trades, like you mentioned, uh, online business or whatever, you know, kids are doing so much, they doing content, they making money.
52:37
SPEAKER_01: I fuck with all that, but I still think education is still valuable and we need it.
52:43
SPEAKER_01: Plus, no, you're right.
52:44
SPEAKER_01: You just need to be fucking educated.
52:46
SPEAKER_01: Like you don't it like let's get back to the basics.
52:49
SPEAKER_01: Let's get some education going.
52:51
SPEAKER_01: So, anyway, that's me.
52:52
SPEAKER_01: I didn't uh talk y'all here for how long?
52:55
SPEAKER_01: We've been on here for what, down there an hour.
52:57
SPEAKER_01: So, yes, audience, please continue to send us in questions.
53:01
SPEAKER_01: You can put it in the comment section or email in the description.
53:05
SPEAKER_01: Personal questions, relationship questions, messy questions, anything, just send them in.
53:08
SPEAKER_01: What was that person's name again?
53:09
SPEAKER_01: Do you remember?
53:10
SPEAKER_00: BB Tang 808.
53:12
SPEAKER_01: Thank you, BB Tang, for sending that.
53:13
SPEAKER_01: I would love to hear more from all the other audience members.
53:17
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna leave y'all with this message.
53:21
SPEAKER_01: Before we laugh at women online, people online being cheated on, beat on camera, um, beat off camera, dying at the hands of loved ones, women and men, boys and girls.
53:36
SPEAKER_01: Um, let's let's take a step back before we comment on stuff, before we in the likes of some bullshit ass posts of people making fun of their victims.
53:46
SPEAKER_01: Let's let's dial it back a little bit and let's think about the people once again that our actions are are impacting.
53:54
SPEAKER_01: You think it is not a big deal, you put some laughing faces on a post of a woman getting cheated on a beat or whatever.
53:59
SPEAKER_01: But people are online and it is that deep.
54:01
SPEAKER_01: And it's not just celebrities.
54:02
SPEAKER_01: I'm talking about quote unquote regular women and all that, because like we said, it's been like 17 women that have been killed, black women that have been killed by their partners or whatever the case may be over the last three weeks or so.
54:16
SPEAKER_01: So let's just get back to the basics.
54:18
SPEAKER_01: Let's just remember that, you know, there are people behind these phones.
54:22
SPEAKER_01: I know it it seems like they're not, because we're not looking at them, can't know them, we don't give a fuck, but I think we need to, as a collective, take a step back, self-included.
54:30
SPEAKER_01: Sometimes I make jokes about things that, you know, it ain't really that funny when you really in the grand scheme of things.
54:37
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54:48
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54:54
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