Latest / Who Did What Now With Katie Charlwood / 103. George Villiers - 1st Duke of Buckingham
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- 0:00Speaker 1: You're listening to an airwave media podcast. Hello delicious friends,
- 0:20Speaker 1: and welcome to Hooded. What now the history podcast that's
- 0:23Speaker 1: not your history class with me your host Katie Charlewood,
- 0:28Speaker 1: history harlote and reader of books, And oh my dearest Dvian's.
- 0:33Speaker 1: I hope you had a wonderful Easter passover trans Day
- 0:38Speaker 1: of Visibility yay, et cetera, et cetera. I feel like
- 0:43Speaker 1: it's there's a science a day as well that I missed.
- 0:47Speaker 1: But I hope you had a great time. I went
- 0:50Speaker 1: out for lunch and I actually had really nice chicken wings,
- 0:53Speaker 1: like the hot sauce on. It was probably the first
- 0:56Speaker 1: time I've had actual hot sauce and donegal like served
- 1:01Speaker 1: somewhere like it's never been this good. It was so good,
- 1:06Speaker 1: like genuinely delicious. And but now I've had my fun
- 1:13Speaker 1: and that's my out. Time is done for most of
- 1:16Speaker 1: the month because now I get to get to brass tacks,
- 1:19Speaker 1: I get a bit my nose to the groundstone and
- 1:21Speaker 1: other such metaphors because I've got the tour at the
- 1:25Speaker 1: end of the month. It starts the history of Hardlet tour.
- 1:29Speaker 1: So I'm in, like Dublin Brighton Manchester, then Glasgow and
- 1:34Speaker 1: each of these shows have a different topic. So the
- 1:38Speaker 1: Dublin show is with the Shittalk History Boys that they're
- 1:42Speaker 1: so funny, they're so good. If you are in Dublin,
- 1:44Speaker 1: come see us. It's amazing. And I have to do
- 1:47Speaker 1: slightly less work for that show, but I'm going to
- 1:50Speaker 1: wear a super cute outfits, so I think you should
- 1:52Speaker 1: come see me. In fact, I'm going to be wearing
- 1:55Speaker 1: super cute outfits for every show. But yeah, the three
- 1:59Speaker 1: gay that are in the UK, each one of them
- 2:03Speaker 1: has a different topic and I'm doing them night after night,
- 2:07Speaker 1: and I feel like, why do I do this to myself?
- 2:12Speaker 1: Like it's not so bad when you have the same
- 2:14Speaker 1: set and you're doing it like night after night, you know,
- 2:17Speaker 1: But when you're doing a different thing every evening four
- 2:22Speaker 1: evenings in a row, and traveling and not really seeing
- 2:27Speaker 1: any of the places you're traveling in. But it's fine
- 2:30Speaker 1: because I really pinched my time with this one. I
- 2:34Speaker 1: was like, I'm going to be as productive as possible.
- 2:37Speaker 1: I'm going to do as many different shows and as
- 2:40Speaker 1: short a time frame as I physically can because I'm
- 2:44Speaker 1: going to win it touring, which is something which is
- 2:47Speaker 1: both normal to want and possible to achieve. If you
- 2:53Speaker 1: haven't already got your tickets to come see me, please
- 2:56Speaker 1: do that. That will be wonderful. Tell your friends, tell
- 2:59Speaker 1: your enemies, because you know, if this tour goes well,
- 3:02Speaker 1: then it makes another tour more viable. It gives me
- 3:05Speaker 1: more options to actually come out and go to like
- 3:08Speaker 1: smaller areas and go out to where you are, maybe
- 3:11Speaker 1: not exactly like not your house, Like I'm not going
- 3:14Speaker 1: to be shouting in weird facts about lesbians through your
- 3:17Speaker 1: bedroom window. I feel like that's verging on inappropriate. But anyway,
- 3:23Speaker 1: I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, God your jibber
- 3:25Speaker 1: jabber in fact me, in fact you, I will. But
- 3:28Speaker 1: first we've got to get our source on. Our sources
- 3:32Speaker 1: are The King's Assassin, The Fatal Affair of George Williers
- 3:36Speaker 1: and James the First by Benjamin Woolley. The Golden Edge
- 3:42Speaker 1: Restored the Culture of the Stuart Court by Graham Parry,
- 3:47Speaker 1: The Popular Murderer by Jessica Man, Rumor and Common Fame,
- 3:51Speaker 1: The impagement of the Jig of Buckingham and public opinion
- 3:54Speaker 1: in early Stuart, England by David Coast. Charles the second,
- 4:00Speaker 1: The Duke of Buckingham by Charles C. Hanrahan, George Hilliers,
- 4:07Speaker 1: Duke of Buckingham by Samuel Rosson Gardner, King James and
- 4:12Speaker 1: Letters of homo Erotic Desire by David M. Bergern, History
- 4:16Speaker 1: dot com, Biography dot com, and of course The Three
- 4:22Speaker 1: Musketeers by Alexandra Duma. I'll sitting comfortably good. Then let's begin. Now,
- 4:30Speaker 1: before we get started, I have to talk about pronunciation.
- 4:34Speaker 1: Now it's going to come and bite me in the
- 4:36Speaker 1: delier because I really want to go Villiers because it's
- 4:42Speaker 1: French name Villiers, but it's Villiers. I've been told it's Villiers.
- 4:48Speaker 1: That's the British pronunciation, and that's what I'm supposed to follow.
- 4:53Speaker 1: But it feels weird coming out of my mouth. So
- 4:54Speaker 1: I'm gonna apologize for that from the get go. But yeah,
- 4:59Speaker 1: this is this is an interesting fellow whose life was
- 5:05Speaker 1: sort of chartered by his mother. I'm not saying he's
- 5:09Speaker 1: a mummies boy, but I'm just saying that, like, clearly
- 5:12Speaker 1: she had a favorite. George Williams was born on the
- 5:15Speaker 1: twenty eighth of August fifteen ninety two in Brooksby Leicester,
- 5:20Speaker 1: that's in England. We're in England for like most of
- 5:24Speaker 1: the story. He was born to Sir George Williams. That's right,
- 5:29Speaker 1: he's a junior and Mary Beaumont. Now Mary is George
- 5:34Speaker 1: Senior's second wife. So George senior, he was a minor gentleman,
- 5:40Speaker 1: started off as a sheep farmer who would did you know?
- 5:43Speaker 1: Pretty well from himself, who becomes the High Sheriff of
- 5:46Speaker 1: Leicester and then gets knighted, so he has a knighthood
- 5:51Speaker 1: for like a week period of time. He's the Knight
- 5:54Speaker 1: of the Shire until his death, because knighthoods don't last
- 5:59Speaker 1: any longer than that technically, because you're only a knight
- 6:03Speaker 1: as long as you're alive. So there's really no reason
- 6:06Speaker 1: to like remove someone's knighthood once they're dead, because it
- 6:10Speaker 1: technically doesn't exist anymore. It's not a thing. But that's
- 6:14Speaker 1: just the rule of it, you know. So, Yeah, George
- 6:19Speaker 1: his first wife, Audrey, she passed away in fifteen eighty seven,
- 6:25Speaker 1: and then three years later he marries his beautiful but
- 6:29Speaker 1: penniless cousin, Mary Beaumont. Now, from his first marriage, he
- 6:36Speaker 1: had I think five kids, yeah, so he had three
- 6:40Speaker 1: boys and two girls. He then marries Mary and they
- 6:44Speaker 1: have three sons and a daughter. Now George Junior, he
- 6:49Speaker 1: is son number two. I know we talked about this
- 6:53Speaker 1: before in the Dick Whittington episode Inheritance. You know, the
- 6:58Speaker 1: oldest son, the eldest son, he gets the titles, he
- 7:01Speaker 1: gets the land, and then a little bit is spread
- 7:04Speaker 1: out amongst the rest. So by the time you get
- 7:07Speaker 1: to George Junior, who's like the fifth son out of sex,
- 7:12Speaker 1: he's not going to be gaining anything. He's not gonna
- 7:17Speaker 1: get like the lands and the titles. It's not gonna
- 7:21Speaker 1: be great for him. He's gonna have to like make
- 7:24Speaker 1: his own way. And the thing is as well. When
- 7:27Speaker 1: Mary enters this marriage, she's basically destitute. She's penniless, she's
- 7:33Speaker 1: got no money. But somehow she finds a way to
- 7:38Speaker 1: send George to France. She's like, you need to be
- 7:42Speaker 1: a courtier. You have something about you, there's something special
- 7:47Speaker 1: about you. We need to get you just bougied up.
- 7:51Speaker 1: So she sends him to France with John Elliott. Now
- 7:55Speaker 1: John Elliott was consistently getting arrested as he got older
- 7:59Speaker 1: because he was very like pro parliament as opposed to
- 8:02Speaker 1: being pro king. And yet got him in trouble quite
- 8:06Speaker 1: a bit. But out of these two, George was gonna
- 8:11Speaker 1: make the bigger splash. So he goes to France to do.
- 8:15Speaker 1: Them go to France and they learn the ways of
- 8:17Speaker 1: the court, much like Anne Boleyn. You know, they learn dancing,
- 8:24Speaker 1: like it's very important that you know how to dance,
- 8:27Speaker 1: like in the Stuart court. So he learns dancing and
- 8:30Speaker 1: fencing and some languages. He gets pretty decent at the
- 8:34Speaker 1: old French, as one does when you live in France.
- 8:38Speaker 1: He very quickly adopts to courtly behavior and an absolutely
- 8:44Speaker 1: smashing sense of fashion, like this fella is just fabulous,
- 8:51Speaker 1: like he knows how to dress well and people know it,
- 8:55Speaker 1: like everybody knows it. And on top of this as well,
- 8:58Speaker 1: he has this like charisma in charm like he is
- 9:03Speaker 1: he is the man's man, ladies man, man about town
- 9:07Speaker 1: and he wasn't the only one to notice. So in
- 9:11Speaker 1: a name that sounds completely made up, Godfrey Goodman, that's right,
- 9:16Speaker 1: the Bishop of Gloucester. He sounds like like a superhero
- 9:20Speaker 1: character just steps out the pages of Marvel, like now,
- 9:25Speaker 1: Godfrey Goodman. Is there more appropriate name for a bishop
- 9:29Speaker 1: that like Godfrey goodman, like really anyway, he and a
- 9:35Speaker 1: quote states that Georgevilliers was the handsomest bodied man in
- 9:42Speaker 1: all of England. His limbs so well compacted, his conversation
- 9:46Speaker 1: so pleasing, and his general disposition was so sweet. You
- 9:53Speaker 1: know what, Actually that is a pretty elaborate compliment from
- 9:57Speaker 1: a bishop. It's like Roger Rabbit right in a love
- 10:00Speaker 1: letter to Jessica one one thousand, two, one thousand. But yeah,
- 10:06Speaker 1: it's it's pretty noticeable that he is fine, like he's
- 10:14Speaker 1: he's clearly pretty easy on the eye. At some point
- 10:17Speaker 1: during this his dad passes away. I'm sixteen oh six
- 10:22Speaker 1: and he's like fourteen ish thirteen fourteen, and so this
- 10:27Speaker 1: is when his mum like really pushes him into this
- 10:29Speaker 1: sort of courtely you know training and this pandas when
- 10:35Speaker 1: he's twenty one he becomes involved in basically an anti's
- 10:41Speaker 1: Scottish conspiracy. It's the mildest way I can put it, really.
- 10:46Speaker 1: So when James the First is crowned James the First
- 10:49Speaker 1: because he was James the Sex of Scotland, because he
- 10:52Speaker 1: was named Elizabeth I's you know, heir, which you know,
- 10:57Speaker 1: could have been Mary, Queen of Scott's if she hadn't
- 10:59Speaker 1: been a dick. But the apple doesn't fall far from
- 11:02Speaker 1: the tree with this one, because James worse, actually worse,
- 11:07Speaker 1: like he is a phill blown like combination of his
- 11:12Speaker 1: mother and father combined. And that's not a good recipe
- 11:16Speaker 1: for anything, right. That will be a bad taste in
- 11:18Speaker 1: your mouth, which George will soon find out. So when
- 11:22Speaker 1: James the First, I will do an episode on at
- 11:25Speaker 1: one point becomes King of the United Kingdom of England
- 11:30Speaker 1: and Scotland. Right when he becomes king, he brings with
- 11:34Speaker 1: him like a lot of Scottish court like a lot
- 11:37Speaker 1: of the courtiers are Scottish. So it is sixteen fourteen
- 11:41Speaker 1: and there's this hunt going on in Aphtharp and George
- 11:45Speaker 1: Williels is there and he catches the King's eye because
- 11:50Speaker 1: of course he does, because he's a twenty one year old, strapping,
- 11:54Speaker 1: beautiful young man. And people noticed, especially a bunch of
- 12:01Speaker 1: English courtails who really wanted to like balance the scales
- 12:05Speaker 1: a wee bit or you know, tip them in their favor.
- 12:08Speaker 1: So they saw him, and they saw that he was noticed,
- 12:12Speaker 1: and they thought this is the perfect point where they
- 12:14Speaker 1: can muse him. They wanted to, like maneuver him into
- 12:17Speaker 1: position to become the King's favorite. Now, the favorite is
- 12:25Speaker 1: actually a position which is a political role. You know.
- 12:30Speaker 1: It's the king's or queen's most intimate companion. Yeah, and
- 12:37Speaker 1: the current favorite Robert Carr, the Earl of Somerset. People
- 12:43Speaker 1: weren't too happy with him in general. They were not
- 12:47Speaker 1: keen on the fela and they wanted to, you know,
- 12:50Speaker 1: push him out. So being King James's favorite wasn't just
- 12:54Speaker 1: a political position in this situation. It was also an
- 13:00Speaker 1: actual position because James, although he was married and had
- 13:07Speaker 1: his lineage and what not, his ales, ah, he wasn't
- 13:11Speaker 1: too fond of the feral sex to be honest. You know,
- 13:15Speaker 1: this is the king who you know, accused women of
- 13:18Speaker 1: being witches, wrote a book on demonology, and was generating
- 13:22Speaker 1: all around shit to women. Anyway, he liked to sleep
- 13:28Speaker 1: with men, especially his favorite, which really puts the favorite
- 13:35Speaker 1: in the perfect position to whisper in the King's ear,
- 13:40Speaker 1: shall we say. And so this is kind of a
- 13:43Speaker 1: coveted position, and the other courtiers were like, we need
- 13:47Speaker 1: to get in here now. Things weren't going well for
- 13:51Speaker 1: the Earl of Somerset. He ends up having a falling
- 13:54Speaker 1: out with the King because he's having an affair with
- 13:58Speaker 1: the married fans Howard, Clearly, King James's pride is you know,
- 14:04Speaker 1: bruised at this situation, and Robert Carr is out and well.
- 14:10Speaker 1: News of this scandal made its way up to James's ears.
- 14:14Speaker 1: Young George Villiers had been put in front of the
- 14:18Speaker 1: King in several situations, like the courtiers are like lobbying
- 14:23Speaker 1: to get him into this cup bearer's position. So being
- 14:27Speaker 1: the cup baiter basically meant that you would not only
- 14:30Speaker 1: just like fill his cup, you know what I mean,
- 14:32Speaker 1: pouring his wine, but you would also keep the king company,
- 14:36Speaker 1: amuse him during dinners events whatnot you like. So these
- 14:41Speaker 1: duds go full on pretty women with Villiers. They raise
- 14:44Speaker 1: money to get him an entirely new wardrobe to make
- 14:47Speaker 1: sure he is looking fabulous all the time, and they
- 14:51Speaker 1: keep bringing him out in masks to dance in front
- 14:55Speaker 1: of the King because he is such a graceful, beautiful dancer,
- 15:00Speaker 1: and they want to keep putting him out there and
- 15:02Speaker 1: just hunting him in every chance they get. And it
- 15:05Speaker 1: fucking works, and Villiers he is rising through the ranks. Meanwhile,
- 15:10Speaker 1: Robert Carr ends up in a massive murderer scandal. And
- 15:17Speaker 1: what is the favor he does have with the king
- 15:19Speaker 1: and basically seals his own fate with regards to that,
- 15:23Speaker 1: And that is a whole other story. And I have
- 15:27Speaker 1: to tell you about Francis Howard sometime. She is such
- 15:32Speaker 1: an interesting woman. But yeah, Villiers is moving up nobility.
- 15:38Speaker 1: When he's twenty two, he is knighted Gentlemen of the Bedchamber.
- 15:44Speaker 1: The year after he becomes king Masters of the Horse,
- 15:48Speaker 1: and he gets moved up in sort of the peerage.
- 15:53Speaker 1: He becomes Viscount Villiers. He's a Knight of the Garter,
- 15:58Speaker 1: and then he becomes an earl, and then he becomes
- 16:02Speaker 1: a Marquess of Buckingham, and finally in sixteen twenty three,
- 16:08Speaker 1: when he is what twenty nine twenty eight, he is
- 16:15Speaker 1: named the Duke of Buckingham. Now, the thing about dukedom
- 16:20Speaker 1: is it's supposed to be limited to relatives of the
- 16:27Speaker 1: royal family, the nobility, like the high nobility. It's supposed
- 16:31Speaker 1: to indicate a connection and a closeness there. Now, George
- 16:37Speaker 1: Villiers is often referred to as the first Duke of Buckingham,
- 16:42Speaker 1: and that's kind of true, but kind of not so.
- 16:47Speaker 1: Back in the fourteen hundreds there was a Duke of
- 16:50Speaker 1: Buckingham and this lasted for a good will and then
- 16:55Speaker 1: the title ends up being dissolved. And it's only when
- 16:59Speaker 1: John Villiers gets moved up into the nobility, up the
- 17:04Speaker 1: peerage that the King bestows this upon him, thus making
- 17:10Speaker 1: him the new sort of first Duke of Buckingham. It's
- 17:15Speaker 1: kind of like a reboot, you know, they've just rebooted
- 17:19Speaker 1: the title. But that's not the only name that King
- 17:23Speaker 1: James gives him. He calls him Steeney, right, and it's
- 17:27Speaker 1: supposed to be like a sort of nickname based on
- 17:30Speaker 1: Saint Stephen, who, according to you know, hagiographies and whatnot,
- 17:36Speaker 1: had the face of an angel. He's basically calling him
- 17:40Speaker 1: like super gorgeous, So yeah, face of an angel and
- 17:44Speaker 1: a title that had been defunct for a whole century.
- 17:49Speaker 1: Like this is actually a really really big deal because
- 17:53Speaker 1: this was the first time, like this appointment was the
- 17:57Speaker 1: first time in literally like one hundred years that the
- 18:02Speaker 1: king had elevated sort of one of the common people
- 18:06Speaker 1: to dukedom. Like nobility and class in pairs. They're so
- 18:14Speaker 1: they're so weird, Like the British class system is very peculiar,
- 18:18Speaker 1: Like will Years is like one of the youngest sons
- 18:21Speaker 1: of a minor noble like, it's not it's not really
- 18:24Speaker 1: that big of a deal. So he's like mainly noble
- 18:28Speaker 1: like compared to royalty. That's that's common. And so he
- 18:32Speaker 1: gets moved up the ranks and this is unusual, unusual,
- 18:39Speaker 1: but it's it was very more than unusual. Actually, it
- 18:44Speaker 1: was absolutely shocking for a lot of people at the time,
- 18:47Speaker 1: and so many people had bandied together to try and
- 18:49Speaker 1: push this to happen. They they had just really wanted
- 18:57Speaker 1: to get him into this position. They wanted to elevate
- 19:00Speaker 1: him to this role. And King James was clearly smitten
- 19:05Speaker 1: with his new bow, so much so that when George
- 19:09Speaker 1: moved up the ranks, so did his family. He like
- 19:13Speaker 1: boosted his brothers and his sister and also his mom.
- 19:18Speaker 1: So Mary, she ends up being sort of titled the
- 19:23Speaker 1: Countess of Buckingham in like sixteen eighteen, so like three
- 19:28Speaker 1: years after himself becomes the cup Bear, like, she gets
- 19:33Speaker 1: this title in her own right, and then she goes
- 19:36Speaker 1: and marri's more people, which is cool. Good for her.
- 19:39Speaker 1: You're a lady in the past, you get a grab
- 19:41Speaker 1: what you can get, you know. Villiers starts off in
- 19:46Speaker 1: this position, he becomes the King's favorite, put there by
- 19:51Speaker 1: a bunch of people who just like really hated Robert Carr,
- 19:55Speaker 1: the Earl of Somerset, and they really wanted to just
- 20:00Speaker 1: use Valiols as this political poem, which which is funny
- 20:06Speaker 1: because because he was so much worse than they ever
- 20:10Speaker 1: thought he could be. Like they I'm not saying they
- 20:16Speaker 1: created a monster. No, no, I am saying that actually
- 20:20Speaker 1: they created a fucking monster. It's actually pretty funny that
- 20:30Speaker 1: when Villiels first arrived at court, he already had some
- 20:34Speaker 1: connections there because back when he was in school, when
- 20:38Speaker 1: he was young, he was Prince Charles's dance tutor. So Charles,
- 20:45Speaker 1: that King James's son, he taught him how to dance.
- 20:50Speaker 1: Like there was already are we bond there? And now
- 20:53Speaker 1: he shagg and his dad. I feel like that's a
- 20:57Speaker 1: weird one, you know. And Villiers he's got this like
- 21:02Speaker 1: fantastic position. He's got all this money, he's got titles
- 21:07Speaker 1: not bad for like the second last son of you know,
- 21:12Speaker 1: a dead Night, and but he's still relatively young and
- 21:16Speaker 1: he's got a lot to live up to, especially considering
- 21:19Speaker 1: the fact that he's not exactly the fust of James's lovers.
- 21:23Speaker 1: I mean, you had Robert Carr, you had Esmey Stewart,
- 21:27Speaker 1: who converted religion to be with a king, like it
- 21:30Speaker 1: was a whole, a whole thing. And if someone's changing
- 21:35Speaker 1: the religion for you, which you know at this moment
- 21:38Speaker 1: in time, is a big bloody deal. Like your religion
- 21:42Speaker 1: was more important than your race, Like race is very
- 21:47Speaker 1: much a social construct because in this era, the color
- 21:53Speaker 1: of your skin was less important than your religion. Because
- 21:59Speaker 1: you were religion was supposed to be the most important
- 22:02Speaker 1: like facet of your life. And so George Villiers, he's he's,
- 22:09Speaker 1: you know, going uphill a wee bit. I mean it's uphill,
- 22:12Speaker 1: but he's going a raarling to hold on to. Because
- 22:15Speaker 1: as time goes on, King James becomes like super smitten.
- 22:20Speaker 1: I mean, we've already got the cutesywee nickname, right, and
- 22:25Speaker 1: he's showering him with gifts and titles and money and
- 22:30Speaker 1: all that shit. And he starts calling him he gets worse.
- 22:36Speaker 1: So we've already got steeny because he's like super gorgeous.
- 22:39Speaker 1: But he also refers to him as entire shit. You
- 22:42Speaker 1: not my sweet child and wife. Now I don't care
- 22:48Speaker 1: who you are, but if you try and tell me
- 22:52Speaker 1: that King James the First and George Villiers, the Duke
- 22:55Speaker 1: of Buckingham, we're just best friends, roommates, best buds. You
- 23:04Speaker 1: can get to fuck. No, my sweet child and wife,
- 23:09Speaker 1: sweet child wife, I regret nothing like no. That is
- 23:16Speaker 1: that is an intimate that's an intimate relationship. And it
- 23:20Speaker 1: gets weirder because you know the religion thing. So he's
- 23:26Speaker 1: talking to like the Privy Council and the advisors the
- 23:29Speaker 1: king is and he starts saying that George is like
- 23:33Speaker 1: John the Apostle, and King James is Jesus obviously in
- 23:38Speaker 1: this analogy, because he centers himself on everything. I mean,
- 23:41Speaker 1: this is a man who didn't get assassinated and we're
- 23:44Speaker 1: still talking about it today, like the propaganda machine. Really amazing.
- 23:51Speaker 1: Now you may be thinking to yourself, Queen Anne of Denmark,
- 23:55Speaker 1: who's married to King James the First, does she have
- 23:58Speaker 1: any opinions on this while considering James as a generally
- 24:02Speaker 1: shitty husband. And you know, previously queens have lost their heads.
- 24:08Speaker 1: Probably haven't a we think about that. She writes a
- 24:11Speaker 1: week letter to Villiers becomes his pal and it's like, hey,
- 24:14Speaker 1: stay true to my husband, you know, probably because if
- 24:19Speaker 1: he's happy then she has to deal with lest shit.
- 24:22Speaker 1: So cool. Oh my goodness, I should have mentioned that
- 24:28Speaker 1: in sixteen twenty George Villiers married Lady Catherine Manners, who
- 24:34Speaker 1: was the daughter of the Earl of Rutland and the
- 24:37Speaker 1: richest woman in England. Now their marriage comes about because
- 24:43Speaker 1: his mum is a sneaky bitch. On one hand, King
- 24:47Speaker 1: James the first denying this marriage, which is weird because
- 24:50Speaker 1: he denies this man nothing, so he is denying him,
- 24:54Speaker 1: denying him, and Mary is trying to sort out like
- 25:00Speaker 1: the dowry. She wants the dowry from Catherine, and the
- 25:03Speaker 1: Earl of Rutford's like, no, absolutely not, this ain't happening.
- 25:08Speaker 1: And then a situation occurs where Catherine, who's l or
- 25:16Speaker 1: she becomes unwell and she's staying in an abode that
- 25:21Speaker 1: George Williols also happens to be in. So this creates
- 25:26Speaker 1: like a wee bit of a scandal, and the Earl
- 25:29Speaker 1: of Rutford is just like you stayed unschaperoned with a dude. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
- 25:35Speaker 1: Like he refuses to have her back, and he demands
- 25:39Speaker 1: that they get married, and you know, it would have
- 25:42Speaker 1: been scandalous for this not to go ahead, and so
- 25:46Speaker 1: this marriage just has to go together, like it's a
- 25:49Speaker 1: political alliance. But they're also pretty chill with each other.
- 25:53Speaker 1: They seem to be pretty good and they end up
- 25:55Speaker 1: having a decent few kids. Now, perhaps apps George Villiers
- 26:02Speaker 1: is bisexual. I'm happy to assume that because they had
- 26:08Speaker 1: a good number of kids, you know, considering there really
- 26:11Speaker 1: isn't a reason after two like once you've got two
- 26:14Speaker 1: year done, there's no reason to keep shagging, Meaning I
- 26:18Speaker 1: think maybe there was something there. I'm just saying. Anyway,
- 26:23Speaker 1: they get married and that's all fine and dandy. They
- 26:27Speaker 1: start popping out puppies back to the palace, see George
- 26:33Speaker 1: Villiers and Catherine Manners. They actually get married a year
- 26:38Speaker 1: ish after Anne of Denmark passes away, and when the
- 26:43Speaker 1: queen dies, King James is writing letters to Villiers like
- 26:49Speaker 1: be my wife, Come be my wife, which is not
- 26:52Speaker 1: something that's going to happen. You know, this is the
- 26:56Speaker 1: man who wrote the King James Bible, or commissioned the
- 27:00Speaker 1: King James Bible and professed that homosexuality was a sin.
- 27:04Speaker 1: And then it's like, marry me, George just saying the
- 27:09Speaker 1: numbers don't add up and the points don't matter. And George,
- 27:13Speaker 1: clearly the King's favorite. Things are going well for him.
- 27:18Speaker 1: He's got a marriage, he's got his place in court,
- 27:21Speaker 1: he's got so much fucking money, like so much money.
- 27:26Speaker 2: And he he goes a bit mad with it, to
- 27:29Speaker 2: be honest, he just gets a bit wild, Like he
- 27:34Speaker 2: has such influence over the kingdom and he's in this
- 27:40Speaker 2: weird position.
- 27:41Speaker 1: He's such a unique position that he's able to take
- 27:44Speaker 1: advantage in really weird ways. Like they become wilder and
- 27:53Speaker 1: wilder that the public just start turning against him, you know.
- 28:00Speaker 1: So he becomes friends with Francis Bacon, Sir Francis Bacon,
- 28:06Speaker 1: and they become super close, and Villiers starts like helping
- 28:10Speaker 1: Bacon's career advance, and he ends up basically making sure
- 28:16Speaker 1: the Bacon gets appointed as the Lord Chancellor. And this is,
- 28:20Speaker 1: you know, a super cool fun time between them. But
- 28:24Speaker 1: things things start getting a wee bit dodgy. I mean,
- 28:29Speaker 1: apart from the fact he's going full on Nepple baby,
- 28:32Speaker 1: He's like using his position to get you know, bribes
- 28:36Speaker 1: and gifts. He starts taking public funds and using it
- 28:42Speaker 1: for his own his own benefit. Really, he tries to
- 28:47Speaker 1: create like monopolies all over the shop, especially where it's
- 28:51Speaker 1: going to be like super beneficial to him. And he
- 28:54Speaker 1: gets Francis Bacon involved in all this because he got
- 29:01Speaker 1: Baking the job, because he ensured he got the position.
- 29:05Speaker 1: He starts expecting fables, and Williams, the Duke of Buckingham,
- 29:13Speaker 1: gets the Lord Chancellor to basically pull these fables on
- 29:18Speaker 1: Buckingham's behalf, and so money slides under the table. Here
- 29:23Speaker 1: a wee appointment happens there, and it's going well for
- 29:28Speaker 1: a wee while until Parliament actually notices that something is
- 29:33Speaker 1: a miss and so of course there is a massive
- 29:37Speaker 1: scandal and Sir Francis Bacon is just like forced to retire.
- 29:43Speaker 1: Meanwhile himself, Buckingham gets off scot free, managing to escape
- 29:50Speaker 1: unscathed from his corruption scandal. And he's just like this
- 29:56Speaker 1: fucking puppetmaster. At this point, fingers in pies in King
- 30:02Speaker 1: James is the King, but the Chuck of Buckingham. People
- 30:09Speaker 1: start said eyeing him and calling him the unchallenged ruler
- 30:15Speaker 1: of England, and so he is very much trying to
- 30:18Speaker 1: protect his possession in Parliament, not really too happy with
- 30:23Speaker 1: this whole corruption situation, and they decide they're going to
- 30:26Speaker 1: investigate more, and so they start diving into it, and
- 30:31Speaker 1: Buckingham he's like, absolutely, you have my support one hundred percent,
- 30:35Speaker 1: you know, like in the initial stages, and then, like
- 30:39Speaker 1: most criminals, tries to like insert themselves in the investigation
- 30:45Speaker 1: and then he just kind of there as a spanner
- 30:47Speaker 1: in the works. He doesn't want, you know, the news
- 30:50Speaker 1: to get out, and so he causes like a bunch
- 30:55Speaker 1: of issues between the lawmakers over foreign and he just
- 31:01Speaker 1: sort of sows the seats just to ensure that they
- 31:05Speaker 1: that they fight and that they are distracted from what
- 31:09Speaker 1: they're supposed to be fucking doing. And so this works
- 31:12Speaker 1: and Parliament ends up dissolved because they just can't sort
- 31:15Speaker 1: themselves out and it's just gets away with it, falls
- 31:19Speaker 1: into shit and comes out smelling of roses. Hey, this dude,
- 31:25Speaker 1: he's gonta all his power and he's so fucking vain
- 31:27Speaker 1: by the way, Like he is so vain. He is
- 31:30Speaker 1: consistently like commissioning paintings for himself how he has the
- 31:34Speaker 1: time when he's constantly just like screwing around, like figuratively
- 31:40Speaker 1: and sometimes literally, like he's doing all this shit, but
- 31:44Speaker 1: he's having time to pose for paintings, like the man.
- 31:50Speaker 1: The man clearly liked his own face. I mean, I
- 31:53Speaker 1: can't say too much because I have taken so many selfies.
- 31:57Speaker 1: But still, though you're sitting for painting, that's that's not
- 32:02Speaker 1: exactly a short period of time. I mean, unless he
- 32:06Speaker 1: just sat down for like the face and then got
- 32:09Speaker 1: someone else to sit for the body maybe, But yeah,
- 32:12Speaker 1: the man loved attention. Like he was always putting on
- 32:16Speaker 1: like feasts and festivities and parties just so we could
- 32:20Speaker 1: go up and dance because you know, it was the
- 32:23Speaker 1: done thing you danced at court. And he wanted all
- 32:27Speaker 1: eyes upon him, because of course he did. The man
- 32:31Speaker 1: bloody loved himself and he thought he could do anything.
- 32:35Speaker 1: He thought he was like the Beasnys, the cock of
- 32:37Speaker 1: the walk, you know. And he has to go to
- 32:41Speaker 1: Spain with Prince Charles for like margin negotiations because King
- 32:46Speaker 1: James he wants, you know, Charles to marry a Spanish
- 32:53Speaker 1: dignitary in order to secure an allegiance with Spain. So
- 32:59Speaker 1: previously we had the whole situation with like the Spanish
- 33:02Speaker 1: armada and the constant warring between sort of Elizabeth and Spain,
- 33:09Speaker 1: and you know, James really didn't want to have to
- 33:12Speaker 1: deal with that, hence marriage negotiations. So Williels is there
- 33:20Speaker 1: trying to organize this see bucking At this point he
- 33:24Speaker 1: is an admiral lord admiral and not like an official
- 33:31Speaker 1: foreign minister, but he basically is like a foreign minister,
- 33:34Speaker 1: and so he's there trying to get this agreement hashed
- 33:38Speaker 1: out between the Infanta Maria and Charles. Right, that's the
- 33:43Speaker 1: whole point. The negotiations they hadn't really been go well anyway.
- 33:48Speaker 1: But Buckingham is such a dick, like he insults the
- 33:55Speaker 1: Spanish so much that not only did does the like
- 34:00Speaker 1: negotiations to come crashing down, like they completely disintegrate. Not
- 34:04Speaker 1: only that, but Spain contacts Parliament to execute the Duke
- 34:13Speaker 1: of Buckingham over his whole incident, like they want him dead,
- 34:17Speaker 1: like that is how much he insulted the Spanish. But
- 34:21Speaker 1: Williams he is such he's just such a chancer that
- 34:28Speaker 1: when he returns to England he makes this big song
- 34:31Speaker 1: and dance about how over in Madrid the Spaniards broke
- 34:35Speaker 1: down the negotiations and insulted England and it causes such
- 34:39Speaker 1: a ruckus that he gets all this public support for
- 34:42Speaker 1: them to go to war with Spain. He like really
- 34:45Speaker 1: leans into the patriotism and saves his ours. You know,
- 34:50Speaker 1: in the following year, having learned absolutely fucking nothing, they
- 34:54Speaker 1: sent him off again to do the negotiations with France. Granted,
- 34:59Speaker 1: this does turn out better because Henrietta Maria of France
- 35:04Speaker 1: they agree, they agree this marriage is going to go ahead.
- 35:07Speaker 1: Charles and Henriette to Maria like good to go fabulous,
- 35:12Speaker 1: So this is all agreed upon. It's good. Unfortunately, when
- 35:18Speaker 1: they return, the British public are really unhappy, you know,
- 35:22Speaker 1: the patriotism mentioned previously, because Riet to Maria is Catholic
- 35:31Speaker 1: and they're like, this is a Catholic conspiracy, which is
- 35:35Speaker 1: wild because the previous year they're trying to get a
- 35:38Speaker 1: marriage with Spain, Like, wouldn't the public have had the
- 35:42Speaker 1: same issue because being also a Catholic country, like it
- 35:47Speaker 1: would have been the same thing, the same problem. But yeah, yeah,
- 35:54Speaker 1: public public approval not going well, His popularity decreasing steadily,
- 36:03Speaker 1: for the next year and James the First, basically the
- 36:13Speaker 1: favorite was falling out of favor. But luckily for the
- 36:17Speaker 1: Chicica Buckingham, King James dies in sixteen twenty five, and
- 36:24Speaker 1: you'd think, shit, you know, stuff's gonna go really bad
- 36:27Speaker 1: for bugging out at this point, you'd be wrong. You'd
- 36:31Speaker 1: be absolutely wrong, because Charles is now King Charles the First.
- 36:38Speaker 1: He is the ruler and he keeps villagers around like
- 36:44Speaker 1: the Chicka Buckingham is basically his pal. You know, he
- 36:47Speaker 1: helped him get married, he helped him learn to dance.
- 36:52Speaker 1: It's a special kind of bond, that is. But yeah,
- 36:57Speaker 1: they are very close, like to the point that he
- 37:01Speaker 1: just becomes the Foreign Minister, like hey, that's his job now,
- 37:04Speaker 1: that's his thing. And he's the only member of the
- 37:09Speaker 1: previous court to keep his position sort of King James Court.
- 37:13Speaker 1: When he dies, it gets dissolved. The courtiers just get
- 37:17Speaker 1: you know, passed aside for whoever King Charles wants, and
- 37:25Speaker 1: the Duke of Buckingham is the only one to keep
- 37:29Speaker 1: his slot. Like, oh, I should mention he's kind of
- 37:33Speaker 1: doing well with France, like him and Franz are pretty chill,
- 37:37Speaker 1: to the point that somehow, somehow, you know, a couple
- 37:41Speaker 1: hundred years down the line he ends up. Is another
- 37:45Speaker 1: piece of historical fan fiction because the Duke of Buckingham,
- 37:50Speaker 1: George Williams, shows up in The Three Musketeers by Alexander Duma, who,
- 37:58Speaker 1: if you remember, also wrote for fiction about Marit, the
- 38:02Speaker 1: Navarre Queen Margot, like like the Philippa Gregory of the
- 38:08Speaker 1: nineteenth century, really had a thing for it, like imagine,
- 38:13Speaker 1: imagine he must have had some kind of reputation, because
- 38:17Speaker 1: Duma has a very specific fondness for people, especially royalty
- 38:23Speaker 1: at this point. But Buckingham, he really was so charming,
- 38:30Speaker 1: like he was he had he had that something about
- 38:35Speaker 1: him because like he managed to enthrall like King James,
- 38:43Speaker 1: and I swear this dude is like part of Siren
- 38:46Speaker 1: because he also does the same for King Charles, like
- 38:49Speaker 1: they are so like Charles gives him more positions and
- 38:56Speaker 1: more titles, like he appoints him the Chancellor of cambrid
- 39:03Speaker 1: Dune because the previous chancellor had died, like he passed away,
- 39:07Speaker 1: and instead of you know, picking someone who was qualifying
- 39:11Speaker 1: for the position, he put his pal in there nepotism,
- 39:16Speaker 1: so basically in order to become the chancellor. There's like
- 39:19Speaker 1: a vote that has to happen, so he's up for it,
- 39:23Speaker 1: and then the son of the previous chancellor are also
- 39:26Speaker 1: up for it. So there's a bunch of votes and
- 39:28Speaker 1: they tally them up and williels he wins by three votes, right,
- 39:36Speaker 1: and they're thinking, ah, geez, that that's a bit suspicious. Ah,
- 39:41Speaker 1: And they thought they'd been tampered with. They thought it'd
- 39:43Speaker 1: be messed with. But you know, the King is standing
- 39:46Speaker 1: next to him, so he can't really accuse him of shit.
- 39:50Speaker 1: But yeah, the main theory is that he also cheated
- 39:53Speaker 1: his way into the role. Remember how I said he
- 39:56Speaker 1: was super chill with Franz. Well, effectively, he wants to
- 40:01Speaker 1: get his popularity back up because people not to go
- 40:05Speaker 1: with him, you know, with the stealing the job and
- 40:07Speaker 1: the whole Catholic bride thing and you know all the
- 40:10Speaker 1: other stuff. We need to get this sordid and so
- 40:13Speaker 1: what he does is he embroils himself in what is
- 40:18Speaker 1: often referred to as the Catholic conspiracy. And so he
- 40:21Speaker 1: wants to like fight.
- 40:23Speaker 3: Against the Catholics and stuff, and decides to fight against
- 40:29Speaker 3: his own fucking allies, the French and he thinks this
- 40:33Speaker 3: is a great idea because you.
- 40:36Speaker 1: Know, there's all of this like religious conflict happening in
- 40:38Speaker 1: France at the time, and he decides to back the
- 40:41Speaker 1: Protestant forces. This does not end well for anyone. I
- 40:48Speaker 1: mean it shouldn't because most conflicts don't. And heard about
- 40:55Speaker 1: this in ways that makes sense. He absolutely sucks at this.
- 40:59Speaker 1: So much shit happens under his watch, like so much
- 41:03Speaker 1: goes wrong. He buggers over them up, He fails to
- 41:08Speaker 1: achieve strategic objectives. He doesn't equip the soldiers properly for
- 41:14Speaker 1: any of their battles, e Bactically, they don't have enough
- 41:17Speaker 1: like ammunition weapons, Like at one point they were supposed
- 41:24Speaker 1: to get owner ship and sail away, but they were
- 41:28Speaker 1: waiting so long that they ate all the provisions aboard
- 41:32Speaker 1: the ship while they're waiting for musketballs. The man absolutely
- 41:38Speaker 1: sucked at military anything anything military No good, very bad.
- 41:44Speaker 1: He just he did so many things wrong. At one point,
- 41:49Speaker 1: he accidentally tips off the enemy about their tactics, about
- 41:53Speaker 1: their plans, about their strategies, Like, Sir, I feel like
- 41:59Speaker 1: that's you know, the first rule, you know, don't just
- 42:05Speaker 1: don't tell your enemies your plan of attack. Every single
- 42:11Speaker 1: military operation that the Duke of Buckingham is involved in.
- 42:16Speaker 1: Everyone he touches just turns to shit, and it was
- 42:19Speaker 1: not doing well for his public opinion. Like it gets
- 42:23Speaker 1: to the point that he's just sucking so much that
- 42:26Speaker 1: every battlefilure just builds up that not only is the
- 42:30Speaker 1: public against him, but so is Parliament, and they start
- 42:34Speaker 1: refusing all of these requests for taxes and funds, and
- 42:40Speaker 1: so he can't pay for these like excursions for his
- 42:45Speaker 1: attempt at warring, Like he just can't afford it because
- 42:48Speaker 1: they're just refusing to sign the check book and things.
- 42:54Speaker 1: Things aren't going well because the Parliament they're just cutting
- 43:00Speaker 1: him off, you know, they're ensuring that he doesn't have
- 43:04Speaker 1: access to public money. And yeah, yeah, he goes bankrupt
- 43:11Speaker 1: pretty quickly because the man clearly does not know how
- 43:16Speaker 1: to be fiscally responsible. He tries, he tries to sort
- 43:23Speaker 1: of get money in order to you know, do the war,
- 43:29Speaker 1: like spending his own money actually and makes himself personally
- 43:35Speaker 1: liable for paying off debts to several of his officers.
- 43:40Speaker 1: Now you're going to be shocked at this, surprised even
- 43:47Speaker 1: he could not manage to pay off said debts to
- 43:50Speaker 1: the officers, and they waited ten months because they were patient,
- 43:56Speaker 1: you know. And after that they thought, ah, this for
- 44:00Speaker 1: a game of soldiers, and they just stole money. They
- 44:04Speaker 1: just looted the King. They just looted it. They were like,
- 44:06Speaker 1: IM gonna go into the king stores and look all
- 44:09Speaker 1: the money were owed. Cool, good move their lads. How
- 44:15Speaker 1: that didn't sour him in the King's favor, I'll never
- 44:18Speaker 1: fucking know, because like people are coming in and stealing
- 44:22Speaker 1: your money because this dude didn't pay them. Because he's
- 44:26Speaker 1: just a consistent failure. Parliament is so sick and tired
- 44:33Speaker 1: of him that they try to get rid of him
- 44:35Speaker 1: and get him impeached and shit, they want to remove
- 44:38Speaker 1: him from office, and they try and do this twice. However,
- 44:47Speaker 1: both times they've tried to do this and steps the King.
- 44:53Speaker 1: He dissolves parliament. He dissolves parliament twice. He does it
- 45:02Speaker 1: twice before they have the opportunity, before they can fill
- 45:07Speaker 1: out other forms and crosser t's and dot their eyes,
- 45:10Speaker 1: before they can go through the full process in order
- 45:13Speaker 1: to get rid of him. The King comes in and
- 45:16Speaker 1: just saves us, which is not good because it showed
- 45:20Speaker 1: that Charles wasn't super you know, loyal to his parliament
- 45:26Speaker 1: in his country. He was more loyal to this one
- 45:28Speaker 1: dude who kept fucking things up for the country. So again,
- 45:33Speaker 1: popularity dwindling, very much, dwindling, so public opinion very much
- 45:43Speaker 1: in the Vitrio stages at this point, for Vilios, the
- 45:48Speaker 1: Duke of Buckingham is so awful, like he is so
- 45:53Speaker 1: bad in doing so many bad things consecutively, one after
- 45:56Speaker 1: another inner row that a conspiracy theory comes about that
- 46:03Speaker 1: he's doing all these things because his doctor is practicing
- 46:07Speaker 1: black magic on him. And you know, that's a completely
- 46:13Speaker 1: logical and reasonable explanation, not that there's one dud's just
- 46:18Speaker 1: an idiot and an arsehole. But yeah, things don't go
- 46:22Speaker 1: well because an angry mob gets together and they kill
- 46:28Speaker 1: the doctor. They kill George Villiers, the Duke of Buckingham,
- 46:34Speaker 1: his doctor. They're like, you're using magic on him, and
- 46:38Speaker 1: beat him to death. But Buckingham as always undeterred. He's
- 46:44Speaker 1: trying to get let Rochelle going on. He wants to
- 46:46Speaker 1: continue this war that he has instigated, you know, and
- 46:52Speaker 1: he's going down to Portsmouth to do it. And so
- 46:55Speaker 1: he's there just hanging about the Greyround Pub when suddenly
- 46:59Speaker 1: a man just lunges at him and stab stab stab
- 47:03Speaker 1: stab stab. He is like violently stabbed, George Villiers shouts.
- 47:09Speaker 1: Villon pulls the knife from his body, stumbles forward a
- 47:14Speaker 1: few steps before collapsing on the ground and bleeding to death.
- 47:20Speaker 1: And so on. The twenty third of August sixteen, twenty eight,
- 47:25Speaker 1: George Villiers, the Duke of Buckingham, dies five days short
- 47:30Speaker 1: of his thirty sixth birthday, after suffering a severe case
- 47:34Speaker 1: of the mrduls. But who assassinated him It was a
- 47:39Speaker 1: soldier called John Felton, So he had been on one
- 47:42Speaker 1: of the doomed military campaigns with him, got severely injured,
- 47:47Speaker 1: and then Buckingham passed him over for promotion, and Felton
- 47:51Speaker 1: felt like he was oh it, and this man had
- 47:53Speaker 1: fucked up his life and he was going to deal
- 47:56Speaker 1: with that, and he did. I mean for it wasn't
- 48:01Speaker 1: just like a personal situation. He felt like Billiers was
- 48:04Speaker 1: like a tumor to Britain and that he had to
- 48:08Speaker 1: be cut out, like he had to be removed in
- 48:11Speaker 1: order to protect the country. So not only was it
- 48:16Speaker 1: personal revenge, he believed he was doing it for the public,
- 48:21Speaker 1: for public interest, and in a move that surprised absolutely
- 48:25Speaker 1: no one. The British public they love John Felton. They
- 48:30Speaker 1: think he's a hero. They're like, you got rid of
- 48:33Speaker 1: the evil witch ding Dong, which is dead? Which which
- 48:36Speaker 1: are the wicked? Which like they're celebrating, like he actually
- 48:41Speaker 1: becomes a sort of folk hero in their eyes. So
- 48:44Speaker 1: the public's really happy, like they're out celebrating and stuff,
- 48:47Speaker 1: like they're having parties. And the King not so happy
- 48:52Speaker 1: about this. Also, Parliament are too cool with, you know,
- 48:56Speaker 1: for royalty and ability being stabbed in public because it's
- 49:00Speaker 1: not good for them, you know, And so they're doing
- 49:04Speaker 1: everything to like stop these celebrations happening. Like the son
- 49:09Speaker 1: of some scholar or whatever raises a toast to John Felton,
- 49:15Speaker 1: and the King finds him, you know, fine enough, that's grand,
- 49:20Speaker 1: and then orders both of his ears to be cut off.
- 49:25Speaker 1: Feels a bit extreme, but okay, So Felton he is
- 49:29Speaker 1: caught and he is hung right, they just execute him
- 49:33Speaker 1: and they're they're gonna put his body in display, so
- 49:35Speaker 1: like that'll detear the public. Ah, it actually had the
- 49:39Speaker 1: opposite effect. So instead of being like a warning the
- 49:43Speaker 1: assassin's corpse becomes like this public attraction and people are
- 49:47Speaker 1: venerating it, they're they praising it. It has the complete
- 49:52Speaker 1: opposite effect of what they wanted it to do. That's
- 49:55Speaker 1: how much they hated Filials, who ends up being buried
- 50:02Speaker 1: in Westminster Abbey along with the monarchs. Like he is
- 50:07Speaker 1: buried in a place that's supposed to be for royalty,
- 50:09Speaker 1: so to saying it's a bit bit weird, but clearly
- 50:14Speaker 1: they had opinions on this, and there he's buried in
- 50:18Speaker 1: a very fancy tom very lavish, very grand, and yeah,
- 50:23Speaker 1: so ends the story of Sir George Fillias, the first
- 50:30Speaker 1: Duke of Buckingham. If you liked my telling of this story,
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- 51:29Speaker 1: there now. Of course before I go, can't forget recommendation time.
- 51:35Speaker 1: So for watching Mary and George, go watch Mary and George.
- 51:42Speaker 1: It's perfect. Listen to this and then go watch that.
- 51:45Speaker 1: I feel like it's a good it's a good show
- 51:48Speaker 1: for listening. I've really been enjoying Katie Baser's song I'm
- 51:54Speaker 1: a problem just hitting me right, you know. Also, if
- 52:00Speaker 1: you go onto TikTok and there's it's like pop cost
- 52:04Speaker 1: musical theater. They do a version of nineteen eighty five
- 52:06Speaker 1: by Bowling for Soup, which if you put your EarPods in,
- 52:10Speaker 1: if you're in your divergin, it might just scratch you
- 52:13Speaker 1: right at the back of your brain. It's so nice
- 52:16Speaker 1: for reading, so many options, which one will I choose?
- 52:22Speaker 1: Has actually been hard because I actually been reading again
- 52:24Speaker 1: this week. No, you know what I'm going to give
- 52:27Speaker 1: you a book recommendation based on something I want to read.
- 52:31Speaker 1: So there used to be this sort of group of
- 52:34Speaker 1: books called point horror, like point thriller and point romance
- 52:39Speaker 1: I think as well. And they were young adult books,
- 52:42Speaker 1: so you would go from Goosebumps to the point horror.
- 52:47Speaker 1: So that was like you'd go from childhood Goosebumps teenage
- 52:51Speaker 1: young adult point horror. And I loved those books. Ar
- 52:55Speaker 1: al Stein, who wrote goose Bumps, actually wrote some of these,
- 52:59Speaker 1: and I am more specifically the Boyfriend and the Girlfriend,
- 53:05Speaker 1: like the boyfriend was my favorite because every time I
- 53:11Speaker 1: smell soap, I think of the Boyfriend. It's just ingrained
- 53:16Speaker 1: in me now, and I would love to start rereading
- 53:19Speaker 1: those point horror books. I haven't seen them in any
- 53:23Speaker 1: bookstore in forever, so I don't know if they're just
- 53:26Speaker 1: out of print or whatever. I have a Kindle, I'm
- 53:30Speaker 1: sure I can find them, but I would love a
- 53:31Speaker 1: physical it's the physical point horror book like so much.
- 53:34Speaker 1: You have no idea, but anyway, that is my recommendation
- 53:38Speaker 1: for now, and I hope you have a great week.
- 53:43Speaker 1: Arios A wad as them my friends, A bye bye