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Chris Franjola on Taylor & Travis’ Wedding Drama, Horrible Netflix Women, & Why You Shouldn’t Hike While Fighting · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: I have your favorite daddy, comedian, model, truth teller, man
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  Speaker 2: of logic, man of the people, star of cover to cover,
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  Speaker 2: Chris Frangelo. Welcome back to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Very excited to be here. I
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  Speaker 3: feel like it's been a while. Good to see you.
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  Speaker 3: How's everything going?
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  Speaker 2: It was great. I wanted to know, were you as
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  Speaker 2: excited as J-Lo was when your basketball team, the Knicks, won?
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  Speaker 3: The New York Knicks. I mean, listen, I will be
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  Speaker 3: perfectly honest. I was very bandwagon-y. I jumped on the bandwagon.
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  Speaker 3: Of course, I know the Knicks. I grew up in
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  Speaker 3: Long Island.
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  Speaker 2: Of course you'd be excited. Every time the Lakers won,
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  Speaker 2: we'd be excited. Right, it's exciting.
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  Speaker 3: Forget it. But it was a fun run. Everybody was
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  Speaker 3: real excited. I was in New York at the time.
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  Speaker 2: Where did you watch it?
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  Speaker 3: I watched it in some bars and my hotel room
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  Speaker 3: and my brother's place. It was, I never saw in
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  Speaker 3: New York that like a lovey dovey every, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: outside of what you saw, you know, some of the
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  Speaker 3: other stuff.
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  Speaker 2: So nobody, you know, I'm always, I always bring up
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  Speaker 2: this great moment in sports. So nobody got so excited
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  Speaker 2: after they won that they went to one of those
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  Speaker 2: horses that have been going crazy that are pulling the
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  Speaker 2: carriages and ate the shit.
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  Speaker 3: No that was in philadelphia i believe and uh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And that's just special to philadelphia fans or has anyone
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  Speaker 2: done that in any other city besides philadelphia as far
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  Speaker 2: as i.
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  Speaker 3: Know i think it was just a guy in philadelphia
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  Speaker 3: who ate the horseshit when they won the super.
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  Speaker 2: Bowl oh it's super bowl my favorite.
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  Speaker 3: Part of that video is he's wearing a scarf the
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  Speaker 3: guy okay if you watch it again and uh he's
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  Speaker 3: got a scarf on and he goes to lean over
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  Speaker 3: to eat the horseshit And the scarf was about to
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  Speaker 3: fall into the horseshit. And he grabs the scarf and
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  Speaker 3: puts it back. Like, I don't want to get anything
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  Speaker 3: on my scarf. I'll eat it. But I don't want
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  Speaker 3: to get it on my scarf. Oh. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What a puke.
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  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm. There was a lot of, like, stuff where, you know,
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  Speaker 3: you watch these celebrations in the street. And you're like, well,
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  Speaker 3: of course you do that. Your team won. Like, it
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  Speaker 3: makes no sense. There was a lot of, like, there
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  Speaker 3: was a guy sucking some woman's feet in the Knicks celebration.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Just... Two strangers on the street, a girl, they were
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  Speaker 3: drunk or whatever. She dares the guy and it's all,
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  Speaker 3: there's one woman pulls another woman's pants down and is
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  Speaker 3: punching her in the ass. You've probably seen all these videos, people. Wow. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was pretty wild. It was a fun time.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it seemed fun. It seemed like a lot of
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  Speaker 2: people were excited. Now, this poor person.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course it was this one.
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  Speaker 2: It's article comes out, fire JP Morgan Chase executives NYPD
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  Speaker 2: ain't trashing her for a Knicks parade antics. So it
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  Speaker 2: looks like there were these cute trash cans.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, out of Knicks colors.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And she wanted one. And she is a Knicks fan
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  Speaker 2: because she's wearing the blue and the orange too. But
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  Speaker 2: she just took the trash can and dumped all the
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  Speaker 2: trash on the street to then take the cute trash
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  Speaker 2: can back to her apartment. And I think the most
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  Speaker 2: shocking thing is I have a JPMorgan Chase executive. And
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  Speaker 2: I go into that bank, and I'm very shocked at
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  Speaker 2: the appearance of this person. If I was to guess,
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  Speaker 2: if I was to cast a stereotypical banker-type person, this
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  Speaker 2: is not the look I would think.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, she is in her Knicks gear, so
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  Speaker 3: you're not getting her professional look.
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  Speaker 2: You're right. Good point.
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  Speaker 3: She might look a little different in her professional gear. However,
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  Speaker 3: there are pictures of her also on the subway. going
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  Speaker 3: home with the garbage can.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 3: Like, she's sitting with the garbage can, taking it back.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think a lot of other people have stolen
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  Speaker 2: it as, like, a memorabilia moment?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, probably. They just weren't captured on film. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: I think, yeah, I think it's a hot ticket right now.
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  Speaker 2: But it's not cool that she dumped the trash.
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  Speaker 3: No, I think that was what people were upset about.
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  Speaker 3: And anyway, she's been fired.
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  Speaker 2: But the police are not going to do anything about it.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't blame them. I think there's bigger fish
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  Speaker 2: to fry. I mean, there's people being murdered on the
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  Speaker 2: subways every day and things like that.
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  Speaker 3: Not every day. Not every day. Oh, that's right.
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  Speaker 2: Don't get on me, crazy Heather McDonald. Every other, but
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  Speaker 2: that's fine.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Everything's great.
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  Speaker 3: I got to tell you this. I've been to New
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  Speaker 3: York City a lot lately. It's never been better.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I've heard. And I think that's awesome.
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  Speaker 3: And maybe it's the Knicks. No, I love that. Maybe
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  Speaker 3: it's whatever. It is so.
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  Speaker 2: Because I was like scared like a few months ago.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not saying anything politically.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just saying it is great right now.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's awesome. Yeah. So I've heard that. And
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  Speaker 2: I think that is great. We all want things to
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  Speaker 2: be better.
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  Speaker 3: Real nice.
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  Speaker 2: So it's, it's what, how has it changed?
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  Speaker 3: It's just, I feel like people are in a good mood.
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  Speaker 3: It feels safer. It feels like people are out and
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  Speaker 3: about more than they've ever been. I feel like the rest,
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  Speaker 3: everything's open restaurants. Maybe it's summer. Yeah. But yeah, it is.
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  Speaker 3: It was the last couple of times I've been there.
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  Speaker 3: It'd been great.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, good. Well, And they won. So it all worked
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  Speaker 2: out beautifully.
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  Speaker 3: It was very exciting.
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  Speaker 2: And to help with the New York City image. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It is now seems 99% confirmed that the Taylor Swift
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  Speaker 2: Travis wedding is happening at Madison Square Garden.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And it is happening July 3rd.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: They're seeing all these things that are proving that like
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  Speaker 2: it's definitely going to happen. A massive celebration. You know.
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  Speaker 3: Big rumor.
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  Speaker 2: I know this is a rumor. It's just a rumor. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But this literally, when I looked it up, they're like,
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  Speaker 2: it's believed that his brother will be the best man.
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  Speaker 2: No shit.
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  Speaker 3: No. Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: The brother who's the, yeah. Isn't there a third brother?
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  Speaker 3: A lot of times in the football families, there is
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  Speaker 3: the one who didn't, you know, just didn't have, didn't
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  Speaker 3: have what it took. Uh, they all have that third brother. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's the best man. And the other one who's the
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  Speaker 2: podcast co-host.
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  Speaker 3: What's his name? there's jason and yeah that he um you.
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  Speaker 2: Know what's really interesting about the podcast world is that
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  Speaker 2: like i don't think there's the the the nepo podcasting
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  Speaker 2: is really starting to take over oh yeah it took
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  Speaker 2: a minute like how so like that wife of the
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  Speaker 2: other guy jason.
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  Speaker 3: Yes yes like she's a huge podcast.
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  Speaker 2: People are giving podcasts to their wives their kids and
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  Speaker 2: like it's it's like But do you really, like, it's
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  Speaker 2: such an interesting thing because, like, normally if you were
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  Speaker 2: a Nepo actress, you'd still have to be a pretty
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  Speaker 2: good actress. But in podcasting, no one is like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: we did a personality test on you and you're pretty
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  Speaker 2: dull and you suck, but here's an iHeart contract. It
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  Speaker 2: doesn't really matter.
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  Speaker 3: No, of course not.
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  Speaker 2: Like, literally, as long as you can talk.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like podcasting is something that people
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  Speaker 3: listen to, like, in the background. We might as well
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  Speaker 3: just be, you know, white noise for some. You know
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  Speaker 3: what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I mean, there's just so many to choose from.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, whatever. But like, yeah, of course, everyone can
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  Speaker 2: have one. Go to college or start a podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm glad, you know, I'm glad that people are
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  Speaker 3: accepting of this one and mine because otherwise I don't
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  Speaker 3: know what I'd be doing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm grateful for it too. And I'm so happy that
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  Speaker 2: everybody else has one as well.
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  Speaker 3: Speaking of Taylor, she was all caught up in the
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  Speaker 3: Knicks as well. I don't know if you saw, she
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  Speaker 3: had fun shirts. Her and the girls, she was hanging
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  Speaker 3: out with the girls from this band called Haim.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: There's three of them, three sisters, but she was only
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  Speaker 3: with two of them. They were courtside. Did you see
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  Speaker 3: any of this? And they had their Knicks. They made
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  Speaker 3: fun Knicks shirts. So whatever, if it said something Nick
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  Speaker 3: in it, they would say, like Nickelback, the one girl
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  Speaker 3: had on, but it was spelled with a K-N. Cute.
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  Speaker 3: And then Stevie Nicks. Cute. Taylor Swift was wearing, but
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  Speaker 3: Knicks spelled with a K-N. And everybody was loving it
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  Speaker 3: and hating it, depending upon what side- Now, when.
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  Speaker 2: You are a celebrity in New York and you have
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  Speaker 2: those great seats. Yeah. And it's the finals. Is it
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  Speaker 2: just we saved a seat for someone as special as
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  Speaker 2: Taylor Swift, or she's really spending $ 50, 000 a night going
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  Speaker 2: and buying those seats for the Jaime girls or whatever?
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  Speaker 3: I think in her case, she might have to buy
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  Speaker 3: the seats, but there are some people who they give
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  Speaker 3: the seats. I heard Ben Stiller say he's been given
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  Speaker 3: the seats, but he's been a fan for a real
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  Speaker 3: long time. Like, he's a real Knicks fan.
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  Speaker 2: And so who gives it? The owner?
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  Speaker 3: I think so. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it's good to have. That was part of
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  Speaker 3: the fun, I think, of the Knicks run. It was
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  Speaker 3: also the fact that the celebrities were there. Yeah. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: it's fun to see Kylie Jenner on the court.
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  Speaker 2: And Chalamet.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I love it. um so they had a bachelorette party
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  Speaker 2: in rhode island and then travis said travis had a
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  Speaker 2: one in nashville.
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  Speaker 3: And a bunch he's been out here actually they went
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  Speaker 3: to that private club on sunset okay i heard they
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  Speaker 3: were there they were at barney's beanery last night before
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  Speaker 3: yeah they went to so there's like.
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  Speaker 2: Hopping on private jets and going places.
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  Speaker 3: I guess this is you know and it just seems
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  Speaker 3: to be him and his brother so.
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  Speaker 2: It's not like it's Oh, it's not like a bunch
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  Speaker 2: of people?
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  Speaker 3: And it's not like they go into strip clubs or anything.
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  Speaker 3: They go into Barney's Beanery. I mean, I could go there.
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  Speaker 2: I had a guest on on Tuesday.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: And he's a Gen Z-er comedian.
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  Speaker 3: Ah, Gen Z? What is Gen Z?
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  Speaker 2: Gen Z is like Drake Sage.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay. That's really young.
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  Speaker 2: Alpha are the kids that are on the e-bike gangs,
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  Speaker 2: the gang members. Those are alphas.
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  Speaker 3: Those are the ones driving around malls on e-bikes?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they don't give a fuck.
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  Speaker 3: Is that right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the new alpha boys.
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  Speaker 3: How old is that? Like 14?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like 14 and under is alpha.
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 2: And then over that is Gen Z.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And each generation seems to shit on the younger ones.
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  Speaker 2: Millennials think that Gen Zs don't work. We think millennials
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  Speaker 2: are whatever, not that great either.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We're just like fucking weird boozers that are the only
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  Speaker 2: ones still in the bars.
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  Speaker 3: Sadly.
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  Speaker 2: Boomers never hugged their kids.
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  Speaker 3: Right. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then alphas are riding e-bikes that you don't even
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  Speaker 2: have to pedal that are little motorcycles. And they are just,
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  Speaker 2: they don't. They don't care. They're like, they've been raised
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  Speaker 2: on an iPad, and they are like, I'm finally not
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  Speaker 2: on an iPad, and you better be happy about it, bitch.
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  Speaker 2: And then they hop on their bike.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I've seen them. They're coming up and down Ventura Boulevard.
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  Speaker 3: Those are motorcycles, but they can't. Why are they not
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  Speaker 3: saying they're motorcycles? Because you drive them on the sidewalk.
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  Speaker 3: If you drove a motorcycle on the sidewalk, you'd be
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  Speaker 3: immediately arrested.
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  Speaker 2: Drake and I think that the companies that made them
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  Speaker 2: knew that this would eventually happen, just like the hoverboards,
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  Speaker 2: just like the scooters. So you just had to sell
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  Speaker 2: as many as possible before they're banned.
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  Speaker 3: Are they going to be banned?
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: Well, they're banned in certain neighborhoods and things like that
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  Speaker 2: that are able to ban them.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: You know, the thing is, like, no one's telling you
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  Speaker 2: that your kid Has to go back inside and be
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  Speaker 2: on an iPad. I mean, there are things called regular
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: bikes and there are, and there are even e-bikes that
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: have just the assist. So when you're going up a hill,
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  Speaker 2: you have it with something we never had. Remember that
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  Speaker 2: they would try to tell us that the 10 speed
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  Speaker 2: would help with that. Yeah. Well, you're low with the speed,
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  Speaker 2: you know, you try to do the speed and then
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  Speaker 2: you're just be like this going so fast. You're like,
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  Speaker 2: it's not.
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  Speaker 3: Helping at all. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's fun because my daughter just learned to ride a bike,
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  Speaker 3: so now we're biking around the neighborhood. And she's like,
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  Speaker 3: why am I pedaling? Like, this is gross. Are we poor?
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, all right, let's not. Let's just try and pedal. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: there'll be no pedaling anymore. I know.
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  Speaker 2: So are we poor. Yeah. So true. Yeah. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: I rent one in Montauk when I go. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Rent the electric bike. I mean, they're great. They're so fun.
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  Speaker 3: But I remember like four years ago, they went strictly
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  Speaker 3: all electric for the rental places. They had no more pedals.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I remember one woman yelling at me once. She goes,
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  Speaker 3: those have ruined Montauk. This is years ago. She was right.
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  Speaker 3: They really have. Because they go fast.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, especially on a pathway and stuff. They shouldn't.
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  Speaker 3: You shouldn't have that.
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  Speaker 2: Because you can't. Anyway, so now Carlos Mencia was in
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  Speaker 2: the news. He is a comedian. He's been around forever.
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  Speaker 2: He's had TV shows and whatnot. He's probably mid-50s now,
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  Speaker 2: or at least 50, I think.
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  Speaker 3: And oh, he's beyond that. I think he's closer. Yeah, maybe.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: He got in a lot of heat for stealing jokes.
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  Speaker 2: He was like the original stealer of jokes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't know who he stole, but it definitely
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  Speaker 2: like made the news beyond the comedy world.
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  Speaker 3: There was a big joke. What started it all was
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  Speaker 3: Joe Rogan before the podcast. Joe Rogan was like the
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  Speaker 3: big shot guy over at the comedy store. And he
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  Speaker 3: went up one time with Ari Shafir, another comedian. This
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  Speaker 3: is all, you guys don't care.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But the joke was something about the wall being built,
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  Speaker 3: you know, on the border.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: And they're like, I want to build a wall. But
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  Speaker 3: they want all the Mexicans out for the wall. Who's
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  Speaker 3: going to build the wall? That's the joke.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody's done that joke. Right. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Low hanging fruit joke.
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  Speaker 3: We've all made that joke.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But apparently Ari Shafir did it in his act. Carlos
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  Speaker 3: Mencia took it. That was a joke that started it all.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Joe Rogan went up on stage at the comedy store, said, basically,
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  Speaker 3: fuck this guy. He stole this joke. And that's where
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  Speaker 3: it all started. And it's been, I don't know, kind
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  Speaker 3: of downhill for this guy ever since.
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  Speaker 2: So, well, not that downhill.
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  Speaker 3: No, he's, yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 2: Because he, according to the New York Post, he has
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: been arrested because he made like $ 8. 7 million since 2018.
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: And basically never paid any taxes on it.
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: And they wrote him, the IRS wrote him not once,
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: not twice, 78 times telling him he owes tax money.
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: And then they said, you owe 300,000 and he couldn't
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: pay that. And so then they arrested him. Cause the
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: first I was like, how does this, I just don't
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: get how, like you go years and years and years
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: and years of never even like, on April 15th and
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: thinking like, this is going to, how is it going
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: to disappear? And it's not like you can blame this
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: on your tax man. Right.
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: Maybe you could. Maybe you really, if you did, maybe
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: you have some weird person that's been paying your bills.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: I know someone that claims that happened to them and
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: they were just so like, I'm the artist, whatever.
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: And then maybe that person never did file the money
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: and stole from him.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: He said not guilty.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: They did arrest him, but then they lowered his bail.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: I mean, they put him in jail.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: He was in jail for the weekend.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they did lower his bail, so I think he's
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: out now.
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: He's out, and he was in court, showed up in
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: court yesterday or the day before, and he was in
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: full handcuffs, like behind his back, like he had murdered somebody. Anyway,
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: I'm shocked. I mean, I kind of know him a
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: little bit. He does clubs around the country. I always
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: see that he's playing the same clubs I play. So
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: where did the $ 8 million come from? Like, I know
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: what those clubs pay. I know he sells well, too,
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: so he probably makes.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: So, I mean, the way I figured the $ 8 million,
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: based on what year it is, it's like, yeah, he
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: was making over a million a year.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: And I don't know, maybe he has a pocket, maybe
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: other streams of income and things like that, but he
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: never paid anything on it. Yeah. And then I was like, well,
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: then how is it that you made $ 8 million and
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: you only owe $ 300? Yeah, no. That sounds pretty good.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds like a good deal.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: Well, that's what happens with that. Like, you owe... 5 million,
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: but we'll take 300. Yeah. Yeah.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: Because you don't have it anymore. Well, you know, maybe,
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: hopefully makes lemonade out of it and tells a whole
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: story of what happened. And maybe it is a juicy story.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: Maybe it is some uncle that's been stealing from him.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Remember it was Dane.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: Billy Joel, Dane Cook. Dane Cook.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: It was his brother-in-law or his brother that stole all
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: the money.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: Same with Billy Joel, brother-in-law or somebody like that. Somebody
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: in the family. Yeah.
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: Okay madonna says that her biopic was scrapped by universal
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: over a big budget i have to say i am
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: so bummed this is not happening and why can't someone
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: just like all the lifetime movies about marilyn monroe and
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: even people living like can't somebody just do a movie
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: without her since she's a public figure like why do
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: we have to just wait for her to approve it
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: and everything.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: I don't I'm not sure how that works but and
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: I think this movie will be picked up by honestly
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: this movie will make 700 million dollars look at the
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: Michael Jackson one it's like the biggest it's the biggest
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: movie of the year right now it's made a billion
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: dollars the Madonna one would easily like how they've not
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: would be all over this is beyond me.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: I mean, because there's so many stages of her life.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: And the hits, like just the music alone would be just,
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: you know, just the era, you know, when she was,
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: when she was Hindu cowboy, just that era alone.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: Hindu cowboy, like, I remember she was one of the
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: first people to get Botox. And I was like, God,
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: she looks good.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: Oh really? Yeah.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Cause she was like 38. She just have Lourdes.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: She was on Oprah. And I was like, how does
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: she have no wrinkles? And then I was like, oh,
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: what's this thing called Botox? I mean, I want to know.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: There was one movie, one made for TV movie that
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: came out a million years ago.
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: That basically was this female manager's story. which was how
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: she fucked over the female manager. But it was basically
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: the beginning of it, how she was just a dance
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: major at Michigan and then got to New York and
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, I'll sing this song and wasn't even
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: really thinking she'd be a singer and was meeting different people.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: But then it was like, in the end, like then
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: she kind of bailed on the manager to go bigger
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: and brighter, which also I'm like, can you blame them?
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: I mean, well, that happens to everybody.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: That happens to everybody.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Like, I think you might be talking about jelly bean Benitez.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: I believe, I think that was her first like boyfriend
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: and manager and all that. Uh, yeah. I mean, I,
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Madonna's great as far.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: I mean, I want to see, I want to see everything.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: I want to see, I brought this up the other day,
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Sean Penn shooting at the helicopters at the wedding in Malibu.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: I want to see their love affair start.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: Chaining her to a chair or something on New Year's Eve.
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: Remember?
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's why they broke up?
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You have something like that. If she wanted to
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: go out on New Year's Eve. eve and he said
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: absolutely not and chained it to a i don't know
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: a chair.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: I want to see her with um who was the.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: Warren baity warren baity i.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Want to see her fall in love with guy okay
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: I want to know how she decided to adopt the
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: three kids from, I don't know what country they're from, Uganda,
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: or something. I'm not sure what it is. But I
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: want to know about that.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Then they said that they were looking into doing a series. Yes.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: I think I'd rather have. But maybe a movie would
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: make more money. A movie that you go and everyone
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: dresses like Madonna from different eras.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: It would be a whole thing. Get it in the
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: movie theater. Why did Universal blow that off?
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: But also, this is like the third time this has
• 20:37
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• 20:42
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• 20:46
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• 20:54
  Speaker 4: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have found a
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: filed against me.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: what would you do if it was given back?
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: Where did that need come from, where you thought that
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: home dad. What happens next? When I came in, he
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: started crying. Everybody in life encounters hardships.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: What defines them is not those hard moments that they
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: go through.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: It's about what happens next.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: I realized how valuable every day was.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: You're worth the work.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: Listen, Dar, I'm not going to pull punches.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: If you remember our, our, a friend of ours, Diablo
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: Cody was the first one. She wrote the first original
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: one and she was hanging out with Madonna and Madonna
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: was involved in it. And that this is years ago.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: And that one was scrapped. And now I believe there
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: was some other one that was scrapped. That was the
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: girl from, you know, from who's going to play her,
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: that blonde actress from that movie with Jay, that show
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: with Jason Bateman, just the drug show.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, I wonder if she's just too tied to it.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like, And that is what
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: makes it hard is because it's like, you've got to
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: step back and be like, you know, just like you're
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: giving an interview and then they put the interview out.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Like you've got to just like tell all your stuff,
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: share all your stuff, but then maybe not put it
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: in really good hands.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: And then just collect the check and go to the
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: premiere because I, yeah, I think there's so much to
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: her life. Maybe it would be hard to get it
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: in two hours. I saw the Whitney Houston biopic in
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: the movie theater.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: And that felt very low budge.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: I think that was low budge.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: But I still enjoyed it.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: I still was like, oh, here's her lesbian friend. And
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: here's Bobby. It was still fun to watch. I just think.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: And the actress that was going to play her was perfect.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the girl looked just like her. Yeah, that's what
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: I'm saying. The one from Ozark. Ozark. That's the show
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: I was trying to think of.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: And she also played Anna Delvey.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: I thought that was a great match. But I also think,
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: do you have, I mean, you really don't have to
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: have multiple ones because her face is now back to
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: what it looked like when she was 25. Yeah. So
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: you could just have one person do it from like
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: 20 to 70.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: There was a big ass there for a minute. There
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: was a real big ass.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: No, the ass is still there. She made the mistake
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: of getting the fake ass and is still wearing like,
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: you know, the corsets and the nylons when she's performing
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: where I'm like.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: But the fake ass comes out of nowhere. All of
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: a sudden it was like little legs. And then this, that's,
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: it's almost like, it looks like a, what are they?
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: What are those cake pops?
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: It does. It looks like a cake pop. Yeah. That's
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: the problem with a fake ass. And I feel like
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: it has to really be done. Right.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: Does it?
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: It has to be done. Right. It has to be
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: done in small doses.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And Kylie Jenner, I feel like they did it right.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: She's got it right.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Well, she let it go down a little. And so
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: did Chloe. Remember Chloe's was way too big. Chloe's was
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: a double cake. Yeah. And, and then she just let
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: it all go down a little bit, even got thinner.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: And now it's like really matching nicely.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: Does it just go down or you have to get
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: it out? So you pull some out.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Get it out. Cause it's filler. Yeah. But you can
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: also build upon it and you can also, but then it,
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: then it does go away. But just like any filler,
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: there's a risk that it can like fall in a
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: corner of your ass and just sit there.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: I think that's what happened with that. I remember the
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: picture of her like under the bed. She was like
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: crawling under the bed.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: That was a very strange photo of her. That young guy.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: But you know, Rocco, there's the son with Guy, Richie,
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: he's like an artist, like a painter. Yeah. And he
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: now just on his Instagram will just show videos of
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: his mom and things like that. So he seems to
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: be back.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: In good graces. They're getting along now.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Well, I think at one time when he was a teenager,
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: he didn't want to go on tour with her anymore.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: And he wanted to live with guy. And I think
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: it was just like, he just, it was like, Oh
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: my God, you know, what's wrong with this kid? I'm like,
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: maybe he's a straight kid. Yeah. It doesn't really want
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: to be on tour with his mom and the dancers
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: and all that stuff. Maybe he just, so what if
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: he wanted to be with his dad at 15? That
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: doesn't make it bad. but they were both at his
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: like art studio together. And I thought that was really cool.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: And then, yeah, then there's Lourdes and Carlos Leon still
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: like has a gym.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, he does. Yeah. Oh, good. Here in LA. Where
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: is he? Where's he doing?
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: He's still a New York person.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: And, um, but there you go.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: I want to know.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: I want so bad.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: Like, I mean, I've, I've seen all the biopics of late,
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: you know, and there's been a lot of them lately
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: and they're all pretty good. I mean, I haven't seen
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: one that I haven't liked yet.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: You mean lately?
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Like the last, like from the queen one onto the, the, the,
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: the one about the, uh, you know, NWA, that one
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: was great. Straight out of Compton was great. I thought
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: the Bob Dylan one was great.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: So did you love the Bob Dylan one?
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: I loved it. I loved it with Chalamet and I
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: had the Bruce Springsteen one was good.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: And then I had Michael Jackson one was good. I
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: liked them all.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: My sister just went to see Bob Dylan. Oh yeah.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: Well that's, he's not the Bob Dylan that anymore.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, he's pretty old and, and he, and
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: I'm just going to, so he went, I'm just going
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: to go to this one. He, um, I said, isn't
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: he like 90? And she said, I think he's 82.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: But she goes, didn't you see the biopic? It's all
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: just that like he didn't really care. So he's not
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: a big performer. But Rod Stewart was performing and he
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: needed oxygen. And they were like, oh, my God, he's
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: so old. But they're like, no, he's just in high altitude.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: He was in Utah. Yeah. But he is old as well. Yes.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: We're in the era now, which is the first of this.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: You know, these guys have we haven't had rock and
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: roll or whatever before this. So for the first time,
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: we're seeing these people getting to be 80.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of them.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: There's a lot.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: And they're all still out there.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: What's this one's name again?
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Keith Richards.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Keith Richards is still fine.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: I mean, they're still singing and moving and shaking. And
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: I think... Why do you think they still do it?
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Do you think it's just because that's what keeps them
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: young and they've done it for so long they can't
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: not do it?
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: I think in some cases, yeah.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: I think they... I think they probably get bored when
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: they're just sitting at home because these guys have been
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: on tour their whole lives.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Right, I don't think they know any different.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: So they're sitting at home. Nobody's kissing their ass. I
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: think they like the ass kissing.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Like what are they going to do, suddenly take up gardening?
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's the private chats and it's the ass
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: kissing and they can't let it go.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: And the ass kissing are from the 18-year-old groupies.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: I go to some of these concerts.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Did you see that red hot chili pepper guy is
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: 61 and his girlfriend's like 19?
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Anthony Kiedis. Is that real, though? I feel
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: like there's a fake picture.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: No, I think it's real, but I think it could
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: be from a few years ago. And it could have
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: been she went on one date.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: And he could have thought she was like 26, but
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: really she was 19. I don't know. It's gross. Yeah.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Let's see what else I want to talk to you about. Okay.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: This is going to really make this girl's day. Because
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: I'm going to talk about her. And clearly this is
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: what she wants.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: This is what she wants. There's no thirstier person.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: This is the thirstiest thing I've ever seen happen.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: She has been thirsty for 20 years now.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: We're talking about Jenny Mullen.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: She used to be in our world a little bit.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: She was in our world because she was one of
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: those girls that popped on Twitter. They were a Twitter
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: comedian writer. And there were three of them. That popped
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: during our era. And as we were working our ass
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: at Chelsea lately, trying to get TV deals on the
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: side and things, these Twitter people would get them. And,
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: you know, we're like, what the fuck?
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: But anyway, Yeah.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: So it was her. It was that this other girl
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: that was a Canadian. Yes. Who was married with kids.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't see her anymore.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: And then there was that other girl that was like
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Jenny something from Houston.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: She was a Houston reporter.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: She was a Houston reporter.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: She's a comedian. I know her a little bit. Yeah.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: But they were like, Big on Twitter.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: And Chrissy Teigen all like making waves. And so then
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Twitter first came out. Yeah. So then somehow I guess
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: she was already married to Jason Biggs and then got
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: to get to know the Chelsea lately people. And they
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: now announced they're getting divorced after 18 years. Yeah. And
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: she has said like, I always, I never felt like
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: she said something like it was always about his career
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: or whatever. And I'm like, Well, you married, and not
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: that he's kicking it huge right now, but you married
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: someone that was already big. And you've since made a
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: social media presence, had several books. You've done pretty well
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: for yourself as far as making a career.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: Off the coattails of gigs, yeah.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: So anyway, they're getting divorced. And like Chrissy Teigen, I
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: think some of her inappropriate jokes that got her in
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: trouble was her attempt of not being funny and trying
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: to be funny.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: Now, other people argue with me and say, no, she's
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Illuminati and eating babies. I'm saying... Chrissy Teigen? Yes. I'm saying, no,
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: I think she was emulating what was funny at the
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: time and trying to be funny.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: I believe that, but whatever. That's just my opinion. And so,
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: in this, she was doing, and as someone who's been
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: doing boy mom jokes for 10 years. It's not original.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: It's not original material. There's an entire thing. All I've
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: done is go on TikTok and type in boy moms
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: and there's tons of videos and comedy and everything. And
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: I've talked about a lot of it. So she goes
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: and she does this post where she is on top
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: of her 12 year old son, hugging on a bed
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: and wrote something like, the worst, the most toxic relationship
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: you could have is with your firstborn male or something.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: People attacked her for it because they say sometimes women,
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: especially divorced or single women can sometimes make their son
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: like their husband. Yeah. Not necessarily sexually, but just putting
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: too much on them, whatever.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: And now she never took down and now she's just
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: riding this wave for publicity. And now she went on
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: some podcast or something and said, actually, He's the predator.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: He's been after me for 12 years. He won't stay
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: out of my bathroom. He can't get enough of me
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: to then rage bait more people.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: And now hopefully people will just be like, Oh, fuck you,
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Jenny Mullen. Like, just shut up.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: I've already done the fuck you, Jenny Mullen years ago.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: I was, I'm in that camp.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: I'm in the, but, but just stop.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: In the end, it's your fucking kid, right? It is
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: your kid. He's 12. He has a life. He has
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: a name. He has friends. Stop. Just like stop using
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: him for material in that way. I'm grossed out by it.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: I've talked ad nauseum about people that exploit their kids
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: in that way, whether it's telling too many stories about
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: them that are not appropriate on social media, on your podcast,
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: on your reality show, showing them on... Like, it doesn't matter.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: It's not just a guy downloading a photo of your
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: daughter immediately. eating a popsicle and what he might do
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: with it. It's also the stories where you're like, imagine
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: if you, Matt, go back to when you were 12. Yeah.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: When we were 12, if our dad picked us up
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: from a movie theater, we're like, dad, you're so embarrassing.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: You know, like imagine your dad is talking about your
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: period and doing a whole thing on social media because
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: he's trying to be a dad influencer. Like, shut up. Like,
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: how can you not think about your child who's fucking 12?
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: I have a daughter. She's going to be seven. So
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: are you saying just ice cream sandwiches from here on out?
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: No.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: No popsicles?
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: I don't... I wouldn't film her sucking on.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: She likes ice cream sandwiches.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't film her eating a popsicle.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: And posting it.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: I don't put her on.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: I don't put her on.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: You really don't. I think, honestly, and I'm not just
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: kissing your ass, I think you handle, in 2026, being
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: a comedian who talks about his life and his family...
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: I think you do it perfectly. I think I did
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: it pretty perfectly. I did not, people didn't even know.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: I thought I talked about my kids a lot on
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: the panel. Then I did talk about it in my
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: standup and whatnot. And I remember I did tell the kids,
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: I don't want you to watch my first standup special
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: until you're 16 because it might embarrass you. The little
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: funny jokes I say about, you know, you taking a
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: dump and your little, toy fell in the next to
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: the toilet you know like there was a story about
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: that and one day Brandon did see it before he
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: was 16 he was like nine and he was laughing
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: at the parts that I was joking about Drake but
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: then he did not like the parts about him yeah
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: and I was like well you're right like you shouldn't
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: have seen it but also now nobody cares You know,
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: and my daughter doesn't care that I did a whole
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: bit about her mom saying broccoli and like she doesn't
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: care and didn't care then. Yeah. But as someone who's
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: lived through it, you have to be careful. And this
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: just lasts so much longer than what was going on
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: with us 10 years ago. Well, yeah, that's why I mean,
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: I go away.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: I mean, not to ruin what you just said, but
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: my I just dropped my daughter off. She goes to
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: a camp. summer camp out in Malibu. So I drop
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: off at a bus kind of right here, takes a
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: bus over to Malibu. And I guess there's rules these
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: days about sunscreen. You know, it's a new thing. We
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: of course didn't grow up in that era, but so
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: there's a lot of sunscreen applying.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: And there's rules about who can apply, when they can apply. Yeah,
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: I can't apply, blah, blah, blah. And that's all fine. However,
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: they apply it six times a day. So when I
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: go pick my daughter up at four o'clock, it's almost laughable.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: How white she is?
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: When she first walked off the bus, I'm like, what
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: is happening? I'm like, this has to be a joke.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: And they're like, no, that's what we have to do.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: Remember that movie Powder? She looked like powder. I was like,
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: this is ridiculous. She's going to be fine. I couldn't
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: get it off. It's waterproof. I needed a power washer.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: I had to put her out in the yard like
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: a car, like an automobile.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: You know what I would do with my kids? I
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: would take the spray. That's how lazy I am. And
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: I'd go, close your face, which means hold your breath,
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: close your mouth, close your eyes. And then I'd spray them,
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: spray them, spray them, spray them, spray them. And then
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: I'd just be like, keep holding your breath, keep holding
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: your breath. Now you can open. Done.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: That's the way. Yeah. I don't know what they do.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: It's craziness. Craziness.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Well, she's not getting sunburned, but she's not getting tan either.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: That's what I am. And she's got that skin too.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: She looked gorgeous. I let her tan a little bit.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: I heard it's back. I heard tanning's back. I remember when.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: We went on a trip and I was talking about
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: sunscreen or whatever. I'm like, do you want some sunscreen?
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: And you go, we were like in cover or whatever.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: And you're like, no, when I come back, I want
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: to look like I've been somewhere.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I can't anymore, you know, because every doctor's like,
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: oh my God, you're going to die. I'm like, oh,
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: forget it.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: So now I got to look like, that's what kind
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: of watch these love islands and stuff. You know, those
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: shows love island.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: I'm like, what about the sunscreen? I feel like if
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: I was on Love Island, I would look like a
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: Grey Gardens over in the corner of Big Hat. Is
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: that guy coming to the Love Hut? No, he's not
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: coming anyway.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, they're the perfect people because they're like 22
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: and no one can tell them to put on sunscreen
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: like the preschool. And they also feel like they're invincible.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: So they are going to get tanned and go for it.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: How was your, your, your trip? Was it, uh, when
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: you're out on a boat, I mean, is it, I
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: got a.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: Little summer on my back, but I mean, I'm pretty
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: good about applying it like, and you know, but, uh, yeah,
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: I mean, you, you almost feel like sometimes when you're out,
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: like in that bright sun, you feel like your skin cooking,
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: you know? So, but I mean, I just saw this
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: guy around here and it's like, they've got the full coverage.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: I didn't even know if it was a guy or
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: a woman, but like, And maybe they do have skin
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: cancer and they still want to walk out, but it's
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: like they have the thing covering all the way down
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: to the hands.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: The full cover of the face. And then I'll see people,
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: women that are like, if you want to look young,
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: you know, stay out of the sun forever. And I'm like, yeah,
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: but like, what kind of life is that?
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: I know. I mean, yeah.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Like you're never going to go outside. I do remember
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: Stevie Nicks said that the reason she looks so young
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: is because she'd party all night and sleep all day. Oh.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: So she never was in the sun.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: It's a good way to do it. Sure. My father,
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: I mean, I got to cut a guy up like a,
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: like a filet mignon. Every time I see him, he's
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: got more scabs on.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: The removal. Well, Eric Andre, the comedian is in some movie.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: It's just like a Netflix movie. Yeah. It's called like
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: big brother, a little brother.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: John Cena.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And, um, He did a whole funny thing where
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: he called it like a, he comes out and his
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: outfit just keeps falling off until he's down in his underwear.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: And he got torn off by the car. He got
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: out of the car. Hi, everybody. And then the car
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: door shut and it tore off his whole outfit.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: So, obviously, it was a planned out prank.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: You know what? You know, it got us... I wouldn't
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: have known about the movie. So, I don't think it's
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: necessarily a horrible idea.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: But... I don't even know what his deal is. Some
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: people find him really funny. I don't know that he's unfunny.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: I just don't really know his material. I kind of
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: like him. I do remember when he dated....
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: Emily.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Emily Radikowicz, whatever her name is. Remember when they were...
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: That was such a weird moment.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: I think it was fake. It was for like something.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: I think they were doing a bit. I mean.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: Jenny Mullen needs to be friends with Emily.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: I'm sure they are. They might be.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: And they just need to do thirst PR moments right
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: and left.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: Didn't she write a thing called Motherfucker or something where
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: she talked about all the men that she's dated since
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: she's been with child?
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: She did an article for Cut, and she wore a
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: cute jacket with her tits out, which are nice tits,
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: and it's a doll that she put on her boob.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: And a glass of wine to say, like, having a
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: baby with the wrong man is the worst thing that
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: you can do in your life. Yeah. Which I would
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: say the same thing for a man.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Having a baby with the wrong woman is the worst
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: thing you can do to your life. And then just, like,
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: how hard it is to date and find a guy
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: because she's so ugly. Yeah.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: I'm sure it's real tough for her. Yeah. Like, some guys.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: But here's what she does wrong. She's looking in the
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: wrong pool of men. You know, like. If this girl
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: went for a plumber, she'd have a nice life. Trust me.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: She'd find a plumber who'd be like, oh, of course
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: I'm going to take care of you. Look at you.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: I just, I mean, I think she's still stunning. I've
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: met her because we were at the same podcast network
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: for a minute and we had to do something in
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: New York and I did see the ass in person.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: What's it, what does it look like?
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: It's perfect. I mean, it's really, it's really good. It's
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: totally proportioned. It's real, you know, It's pretty.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: Cause I follow her on Instagram and it's a good,
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: it's a good, I mean, she gives you what you want.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: You know, she's, she gives, it's fun. Yeah.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: That's what it is. And so anyway, I mean, somehow
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: she's parlayed that into like, I'm a writer. I'm a,
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: and then they gave her a big podcast and she
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: literally never promoted it. And I remember I'm like, so
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: you guys gave her this big podcast deal because she
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: has 8 million followers who are looking at her ass.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: Do you think they're going to listen to her twice
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: a week for an hour?
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: I didn't. I mean, yeah.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Like it doesn't always parlay.
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: And I think they realize that.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: They tried actress for a minute too, if you remember.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: She was in, I believe she was in Gone Girl.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: She was in Gone Girl.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: And one or two more things.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: Is that the only thing she's been in? No, she
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: made it because she was in the Alan Thicke.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: Robin Thicke.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: Robin Thicke.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: The son of Alan Thicke.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then she said, I didn't really want to
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: be naked or something.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Blurred lines.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, those were the, remember when that song came out? Oh,
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: that was a, that was my best summer ever, I think.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: Blurred lines.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Well, anyway, I am going to do the shoot and
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: I'm going to do two little babies on my tits.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: And then, um, tell the story about my life and
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: then I didn't breastfeed at all. Oh. There you go.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: That's a good, Yeah, I'd read that.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: Six Flags, Tara, there is another awful thing that happened
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: in Georgia at a Six Flags, and this kid filmed it,
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: and they were stuck up high in the sky. I
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: feel like there's been like five of these that have
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: happened in the last month.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, one just happened on Long Island where I used
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: to go as a kid, Adventureland. It happened there just
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: like yesterday.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: Did anyone die?
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: No, they were just stuck for a while. Oh, my God.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: I'm so glad those days are over.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: Going on rides?
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: Oh. Yeah. I had to go on so many. There
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: was one, we were in Six Flags, and of course
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: it was hot as shit because it's Valencia. And there
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: was this one, I forgot the name of it, but
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: it's like a twisty, I don't know. And we did
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: it because I always went with the boys. I always
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: said I would do it. And I had these shorts
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: on and, you know, I'm sweating. And I really felt
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: I was going to fucking slide out of this thing.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: It was like a hand or whatever. And it was
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: the most terrifying thing. And after that, I'm like, I'm never,
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: ever going on that one. I think it was called
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Viper or something. I think it's X2. X2. I'm like,
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: I am never, ever going on that. Because I really
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: felt like the sweat. I could have slid out from underneath.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: And all of those ones. And then finally, I was like,
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: my whole life, even when I was little, I was like,
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: one day I'll be rich enough. to rent this park
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: out and not have to wait in line or whatever. Well,
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: they don't have that. But in the last 20 years,
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: they made it that you could buy like front of
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: the line passives. At Magic Mountain, Disneyland, I mean, Six Flags,
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: which was expensive, but it wasn't out of hand. Like
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: if you're gonna go one day, it's worth it, you know?
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: And we'd kind of evaluate the crowd and we'd be like, okay,
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: let's do it. Well, then we would do that. And
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: then we would go on so many crazy rides so quickly.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: That we were like, I think one time Drake threw up,
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: like we got sick. Because you're just, you know, the
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: whole point, you kind of need that hour and a
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: half and watch the couples that are pregnant at 15
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: making out and fingering each other in line. And then
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: you walk two steps and then make out, make out,
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: walk two steps. And I mean, think about it. Well,
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: we didn't, there's not as much make out happening because
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: people have phones. But in my day, we didn't have phones.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: And we would just watch people, like at eight years old,
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: just watch people just making out. And I just remember
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: we were like, you know, taking so long to get there.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: It was the crowdest, hottest day. You know, but my
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: dad said he was going to take my sister and
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: I or whatever. And these little kids, like, you know,
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: 12-year-old boys, were like going underneath the things.
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: Like to jump ahead. They didn't give a shit. And
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: my Marine dad fucking took this kid by the neck
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: and like was like, get the fuck. I was like,
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: you're like, get back in line. I was like, And
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh! Like, I mean, of course he'd be, like,
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: arrested today, but then those kids, like, weren't going to
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: cut in line. But those were the... Those were our situations,
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: you know?
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I fortunately never went anywhere with my family. So, yeah,
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: we didn't have any issues. That was pretty good. We
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: just stayed home.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: I still... And people, again, are like, I can't believe, Heather,
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: that you are such a disgusting pig that you would
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: do this. But I liked going to Hurricane Harbor.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: That's the water park, right?
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: That's the water one attached to Match Mountain in Valencia.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: And.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: I like it. I don't like going on the scary
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: death ones, but I like going on a tube.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: That's not overly scary for me.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: We used to go.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: And that was fun to me.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: The one that, there's a documentary about it. It was
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: called Action Park in New Jersey.
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: And we used to go there.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: As a kid.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: And we called it Traction Park because it really is
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: as bad as it says in this documentary. It was shockingly. Unsafe.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: Everybody would get hurt there.
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: And we go there. Not with my, you're like my friends,
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: not with my family. I think I've ever gone to
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: an amusement park. And it's been a while. We go
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: to Universal Studios. My daughter likes that. We go early
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: in the morning and we stay for a couple hours
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: and get the hell out.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: That's the best when you can go just for a
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: little bit. I just remember always feeling like when I'd
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: walk back and it's that summer and it's just starting
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: to get cool and you've done the whole day and
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: you've stayed for the fireworks and it's fucking midnight. It
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: is a feeling like I am the greatest mother that
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: ever lived. Like it is a massive accomplishment. I'm like,
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: we stayed really long. We ate, we did all the rides.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: I'd count up the rides in my head. Just like
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: I did with a little, we got ice cream. Like
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: we're done.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: It's it.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: And we're done. And then you'd lay down and you'd
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: feel your body still going on the roller coasters.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: And did you ever win anything? Like at the, in
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: the games, you.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: Know, I, We never would waste money on things like that.
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: Are you fucking kidding?
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: My daughter loves to get into crap. We have to get.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: We get. Because we don't win. You blow up the
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: balloon on the clown's mouth. Squirt the water in a
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: clown's mouth. The balloon blows up. She always wants the
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: big one. They eventually just sit there all sad in
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: a garbage can. It's not something you keep forever.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: I think my dad did. My dad would do that
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: for us. My mom would never do that. But then
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: she like, one time we went there and my mom
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: wasn't feeling well that morning. And we're like, mom, because
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: my parents work, it was like, it's on the calendar.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: They finally cleared their day and we woke up and
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: she was really not feeling well. And we were like
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: making her feel so guilty. We're like, mom, you said
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: we'd go to Magic Mountain. We have to go in
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: the summer in Valencia. We went there, and within the
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: first hour, she was like, I don't feel good, I
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: don't feel good. So she went to the little infirmary clinic.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: And then she just slept all day. And she said
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: it was the best day of her life. And we'd
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: come and visit her every three hours.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, she was at the park still?
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: She was at the park, in an air-conditioned nursery thing.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: And she just was sleeping there. It was her first
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: day off from real estate in five years. And I
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: just like, we just were like, okay, I got like, whatever.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: And she's like, it's fine. Just go keep, just go
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: to go back to bed. Like this is the best. And, um,
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: you know what I was thinking about is, you know,
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: 4th of July is on a Saturday. Yes. And how
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: great for the people that planned their wedding and then
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: they don't have to pay for fireworks.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: No.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: And that's why.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: Like they could do a wedding on Friday, the day,
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: Saturday day, and then fireworks at night.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: And be in a place where you can make sure
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: that your venue will see fireworks.
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: That's perfect. But you know, there's some relatives that are
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: probably like, can you believe that Jennifer is having it
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: on the 4th of July that she knows I make
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: my annual jello mold for We have our little parade.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: We have our lake parade. I don't know that I
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: want to go all the way to so-and-so to have
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: her wedding, but I hope a lot of people realize
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: that's a great fucking day for a wedding and you
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: get the free fireworks.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: And not only is it, it's the 250th anniversary of America.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: Right, but I thought if you celebrate that, then you
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: get canceled.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah. There is a little bit of that. You can't
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: be too proud.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: You got to make sure you don't know that you're
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: too proud. That's why I think she's having it on Friday.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: That's why I think Taylor Swift is having her wedding, allegedly,
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: on Friday the 3rd. Okay. So it's not competing. Because
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: I think probably in her defense, the overly Americana people
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: will be like, you shouldn't be celebrating your wedding on
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: the 250 years of soldiers dying for America. And then
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: other people would be like, we always knew you were...
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: you know, a super whatever.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: I don't even want to say the word person. Yeah.
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know what you're trying to get at. Yeah.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: She'll be accused of MAGA if she has it on
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: the fourth. And if you don't, you know, so she's doing,
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: that's why I think she's doing it on the third. Yeah.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: But for a regular person, you're going to save a
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: lot of money and you're going to have fireworks.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: Like Madison Square Garden, it makes no sense to me.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: Is it going to be a concert or something? I mean,
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: Madison Square Garden has 18,000 people.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: I think what they're And it's not like a good.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: Can they move all the seats? It's not a pretty
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: venue or anything. Like, inside. But can they.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: Do they bring in... I've never been there. Do they
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: bring in, like, folding chairs for the concert?
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: Well, they could.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: Because I would think you.
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: There is a floor seat. It's where the Knicks play. So, okay.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: So, there's not regular seats that you can't move. So,
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: they clear out all the seats. And then they just
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: have a big enclosed space.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: Well, they can't collect all the seats. There are seats
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: that are bolted to the ground.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: Up most of them. Okay, well, those they don't need.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: Floor seats, yeah.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: So they use all the bottom part, and then they
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: just bring in the best decorators, whatever, and they do
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: twinkly lights and fake flowers and all the things, and
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: then they're protected by... safety and helicopters and everything that
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: they couldn't enjoy at, you know, the Rhode Island house
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: on the sea though.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: I think that would be, I don't think they're going
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: to do fake flowers. I don't think it's a case
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: in case in there. I'm not going to have a
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: couple of dollar tree flowers.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: They'll be all flowers and all, you know, and furniture.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: It'll look like, it'll look like you walked into the
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: most beautiful hotel ballroom, but maybe, maybe keep touching. I'm sorry. Maybe, maybe,
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: You know, also they were like, hotels are not safe
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: enough now.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: Because other people stay at the hotels.
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: But are they going to, here's what I've, I've seen
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: people do this. I think I had a friend who
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: did it. I don't know how, but marry, you get
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: married in St. Patrick's Cathedral.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: Which is up on Fifth Avenue and whatever. And then you,
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: the whole procession goes down Fifth Avenue to Madison Square Gardens.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: Would that be what they're doing? Because I feel like
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: to get married in Madison Square Garden, the look, it
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: doesn't look nice inside. I feel like you could get
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: married in a beautiful church or something where it's going
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: to look nice.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: I just think she's such a big star that this
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: is being done to have it the way she wants
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: it and have it be the safest and the most
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: protected thing.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, maybe there's that. I mean, also, she's not
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: from New York, and neither is he. Like, I feel
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: like Madison Square Garden is like a place, if you're
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: from New York, I could see. If you're Billy Joel, sure,
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: you play the garden, I get it, but like it's,
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: or if you're a New York Knick.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: I can't wait to see, like all the other brides,
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: kissing with the fireworks over the lake, who got married
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: on Saturday.
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: Where will you be for the 250th birthday of America?
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: I'm just going to be here.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're going to meet.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: Are they doing something?
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: We don't get fireworks right here, but we can go
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: just down the street and see them. But I am
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: such a fan of 4th of July that it is
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: really rare that I am still awake and sober by
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: the time the fireworks happen. Yeah. And so this year
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: I am not going to start to partake in the
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: real fun until like.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because fireworks, you got to do them late. I mean,
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: it doesn't get really dark until like 9.30.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: So if you start having your first cocktail at 12,
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: there's no way you're making it till 9.30. It's physically impossible.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: But right now, my plans are still up in the air.
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: Well, I got an invite, which I thought I could
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: show you the picture. It's kind of funny the way
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: it was worded in the Hamptons where I'll be. And
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: I thought they need to work on their wording for
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: this invite. Here it is. Ready?
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: First ever all-white brunch coming to the Duck Walk Vineyard
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: in Watermill.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: I just thought, whoa, whoa, whoa. I think you need
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: to word that differently. Yeah, right? I mean, is that...
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: An interesting way to word it, the first ever all-white
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: brunch in the Hamptons. Aren't they all in the Hamptons,
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: the brunches? All-white? I think, yeah. It's about clothes.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: This is what I would do if I was going
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: to have a white party this summer.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: You've got to call it a white party. You can't
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: say all-white brunch.
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't even call it a white party. I would say,
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: you know, it's a party, whatever, and then I'd make
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: sure to wear all-white. That's how I would do it.
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: And also P. Diddy.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: Like attire, all-white attire, please. And also associated with P. Diddy.
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: He ruined the white party. I don't think you do
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: white party anymore.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: What's another color that makes everybody look good?
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: Pink.
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: Black.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: Thank you. Black does, but you can't. Pink is good.
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: 95 degrees.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: How about, you know what I'm going to do? I'm
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: going to do a turquoise party.
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: Ooh, okay. Why turquoise?
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: First of all, I just realized, I just don't think
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: I can handle having parties. They stress me out.
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, I can't.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: They totally, I finally realized in my age of life,
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: That I always imagine having a fabulous party.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: But the few times I've had a party, the lead
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: up to it, it's too emotionally stressful for me.
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: I went to a party at your house years ago,
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: and at the party, there was swag being given out.
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: That party was good because there was this weird PR
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: company that did the whole thing for me. That I loved.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: If someone was to come to my house, do a
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: whole PR thing, bring the food, and all I had
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: to do was go upstairs, get cute, come down, and
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: everybody was there, and it was set up and cute.
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: And there was like a fortune teller there?
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: I would do it. That party was good. That did
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: not stress me out. That I loved.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: I think I told you this before. I got a
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: hair dryer at that party. They gave out free hair
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: dryers at the party.
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: I still have it to this day. I don't think
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: I could live without it. It looks, my wife was like,
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: this is the most embarrassing thing. It's so broken and battered.
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: And one time I left in the hotel room and
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: I ran back to get it and the housekeeper already
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: had it in the garbage. And she goes, oh, I
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: thought it was junk. I'm like, junk, how dare you?
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: It's my favorite thing I've ever had. Yeah.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: I love that.
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I still have it.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and the fortune teller, I remember, did predict... Nothing
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: for me, but predicted a pregnancy that came true.
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Anyway, okay, let's see what else. Speaking of pregnancy,
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: this Florida couple has reached an agreement. So they were
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: going through IVF.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: Where they had a biological embryo, her egg, her husband's sperm,
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: and they went for the retrieval to then put the
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: embryo in the mother. So now she's Carrying her own child.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: That's her husband as well. She is carrying it. The
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: baby comes out. They're both white. And the baby comes
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: out and clearly looks Indian.
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: And she's a little girl. And so they're like, okay.
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: We're pretty sure this is not our embryo. Not our baby. But,
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: of course, she carried her. She loves her.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: It takes a while to figure out who the parents are.
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: They do the DNA testing, immediately realize she is not
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: their biological child. Through the clinic, who obviously fucked up.
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: You know, they switched the bottles or whatever.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: And then they find the parents, and the parents agreed
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: to let them keep her and raise her, but they're
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: going to be able to still have the biological parents
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: in her life.
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's nice.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: Just dump it into this one.
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: Just dump it in there.
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know though. I feel like it's so... Listen,
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: as the mother who carried the baby, I'm guessing if
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: she's gotten to this place, she's probably had multiple miscarriages.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: They've probably spent already hundreds of thousands of dollars to
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: get a baby and they got a baby and they
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: love the baby and they've bonded with the baby. So
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: I understand why a hundred percent they want to keep
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: the baby.
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: But if I was the one who that was my
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: embryo and there's already one that's fully cooked and born
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: and been well taken care of, it would be really
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: hard for me to be like, you can keep her
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: because now I still have to go find a nut,
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: get another embryo to be successful and, So I don't,
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: it's just such a crazy, but it's like a beautiful
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: thing that they like agreed.
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: I feel like it it was also a great trope
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: for like every movie in the eighties. Didn't, wasn't this
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: like every Judd Apatow movie that wasn't there a lot of.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: Well, not within in vitro, but like switch babies, switch babies,
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: a lot of switch babies.
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: And, um, also like older siblings would always tell you
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: that you were either adopted or switched at birth.
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: That's always nice.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fine.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: Because how do you know? They know. They were there
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: when you came home or when you were dropped off
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: at the doorstep or when your parents went to adopt you.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: That was always something older siblings said to, like, fuck
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: with you.
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: I remember when my daughter was born. It was, you know,
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: there was, of course, the coming out and all that.
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: And it was a quick, like, oh, there she is.
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: And then it was a quick, like, we're going to
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: take her now and, like, do a bath or something. Yeah.
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: I remember. And I was like, oh, that's okay. So
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: then my wife and I were, like, sitting in the
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: room We'll think, okay. And then they came back with
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: her and I'm like, well, how do I know that's her?
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: That's why now sometimes, I mean, if you, I'm sure
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: if you chose, you could say, I'll go with you.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: Lots of times the dad or another parent or whatever
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: will go for the bath and the weighing and the
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: checking and all of that. But usually they like, at
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: least with my kids, they like cleaned them. Oh, they
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: cleaned them up and you take a photo. Then they
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: take a more better.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: But I still think you could insist that you can
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: always insist that the baby never leaves your room and
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: all that.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: I was OK with it, though. I was like, you
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: can take the baby.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: I mean, I think my wife was that way. Yeah.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: But I think she is mine. Now, we went to
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: a diner the other day and we don't.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: She ordered black coffee and an omelet. Black coffee and
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: scrambled eggs, bacon, hash browns. The boring-est breakfast ever.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: My daughter doesn't like this because she says the pancakes
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: are soggy at this diner. Doesn't like soggy pancakes. Anyway,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: we happen to run into one of her school teachers there. Yeah.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: And she'll be talking, blah.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: Blah, blah.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: And then she leaves, and I said, oh, she must
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: live around here, that she came here. And my daughter goes,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: or she goes pretty far distance for soggy pancakes. And
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, my God, you are my daughter. So, yeah,
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: we have that going for us.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. If you know a crispy pancake anywhere
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: in the L.A. area.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: Please, because you don't like soggy ones.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: Like a crisp edge.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: They put like ice cream on the pancakes and it
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: sogs it up.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: A little too much. I agree.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: I agree.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: I always remember one of my favorite stories about, that's
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: not my favorite. I mean, it's just a weird story.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: But this woman, she had twins and the sperm that
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: went in her. there was a little leftover sperm from
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: someone else and she got fraternal twins and one was white.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: She was white and one was black.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: I think we talked about that on one of the early.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we did. Yeah. And then the husband was just
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: like not having it. And she was like, I don't care.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: Cause they were her kids. Both were her kids.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's kind of a cute story.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: Fine.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: Get rid of that asshole. But I mean, again, didn't
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: clean out the thing. Um, This was great.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: Speaking of pregnant, did you watch this documentary?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: Yes, Maternal Instinct. It's absolutely horrible. It's on Netflix. I
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: spoke a little bit about it on my Patreon. The
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: story of this girl, the lies, the pathological lying That
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: happens before you get to the place of lying about
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: a pregnancy. And then before you get to a place
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: of murdering a woman to steal her baby to hopes
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: to make that baby appear to be yours.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: It is so diabolical.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: Is she still alive? Like in prison? Yes.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: She's on death row.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: Wow. Wow.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: She's like one of the only, she's the youngest woman.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: That's what it is. Youngest woman on death row. And
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: she's still, she's on there. Like she's not going to.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: Get off of it. I haven't watched it yet, but
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: of course I know what happens.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: But this said, every time we think Netflix has found
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: the worst human alive, another true crime doc drops. And
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: it was the girl from Eternal Instinct, Taylor. Then there
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: was the Mackenzie Crash Girl.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: Crash Girl, yeah.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: Where I just saw that she... Whatever her appeal has
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: run out. So she's going to stay there. And then
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: the mom that was cyberbullying her own daughter.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: That one I watched.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: That one was shocking. That one is... Such a fascinating...
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: That one, I think, was maybe my favorite because it
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: didn't involve murder, but what a fucking freak.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, God. It was wild.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: And I'm also fascinated by women that just are so
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: into their teenagers' lives and either they're screwing their boyfriend
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: or they want to screw their boyfriend or, in this case,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: bullying their own daughter to make her insecure and weird
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: so she'd be more dependent on her mother. It is just....
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: It's always so funny. I often think about what you
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: said a few months ago that when years ago, we probably,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: most of us, if... We saw one. It would probably
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: be too many. We all saw one documentary in our
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: entire lives.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: And now we see 15 documentaries a month. It's wild.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: Sometimes they're just like, we don't need this.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: It's like, well, this doc is about... There was a
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: thing called a mall.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: And people used to walk and shop in there. What?
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's gotten that mundane.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because people love them and they... you know you
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: don't always get ones as good as with the you
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: know the woman cutting babies.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: Out of people or just being on this earth long
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: and being into pop culture and crime i'm like there's
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: never a new one so i'm just imagining these documentary
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: people sitting around and going all right what was like
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: a couple weird like pop culture stories that hasn't been
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: done yet yeah how can we stretch this out to
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: three episodes and who can we interview from it and
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: you know who gets paid and I don't know. Like, yeah,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: sometimes I saw the one the other day and I
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: was like, sometimes I don't finish them. Sometimes I'm just like, yeah,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: sometimes I look up and I'm like, what is the
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: spoiler of this? Cause I'm like, this is just going nowhere. Yeah.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: I can't do that.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: Like the model one that you sent me.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah. It just, I didn't even watch it.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: It wasn't juicy at all.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah. I haven't heard anybody talk about it.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: No, it was this guy again, you know, and the
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: way they do it, it's like, the music, and it
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: always involves Studio 54. I'm so sick of documentaries. We
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: get it. You didn't have to wait in line to
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: get into Studio 54. Guys were free to be gay there.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: You were 15 doing coke and a model. I am
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: done hearing about Studio 54 stories.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah?
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: I'm kind of fascinated. I mean, of course, I've never
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: been there, but I'm fascinated by it. I love it.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: I love the era.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: It's kind of a good party theme.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: If you want to do Coke and it's a good outfit. Yeah.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: Okay. Oprah, Whitney Houston's estate denies Oprah's claim that the
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: singer was high on her show. Well, sorry, Whitney Houston's estate.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: We all had eyes.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: She was, yeah.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: When she said crack is whack. Yeah. And she was
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: on crack. Like we don't, we, I.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: Don't know if I've ever told this story publicly, but
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: I'll tell it now. Uh, Somehow, when I was waiting
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: tables years ago, in a weird way, we befriended a
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: guy who owned private jets. He owned quite a few.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: He had a business where he leased private jets. And
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: every now and again, he would have a jet available
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: for whatever. Nice guy. His name's Wayne. I still know him.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: Anyway- One time he was like, hey, you guys want
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: to go to Vegas on a private jet? Well, I
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: leave it at Van Nuys Airport. Me and a couple
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: of the other waiters were like, absolutely. We'll stay for
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: a couple of days, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: I never heard this story. Okay.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: Anyway, so we pull up to Van Nuys Airport and
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: they're like, well, the jet plane's not ready yet. We
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: need to clean the plane.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: Who says that? The guy?
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: So we only have like one flight attendant on a
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: private jet.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: But the flight attendant says it.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the flight attendant comes out.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: So you're sitting in the little lobby.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: We sit in the lobby. Yeah. She's like, just stay
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: here for a little while longer. We need to clean
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: the jet.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: And they took a while.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: Where were you guys going?
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: Van Nuys to Vegas.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: So we're at Van Nuys, a private airport. And we
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: get to, you know, on the plane. Finally, it's clean.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: And the woman says, Whitney and Bobby just got off.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: They just landed and they got off. And I've never
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: seen anything quite like it, what they did to this plane.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: I don't know where they came from. I think just Vegas.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: So it was a pretty short flight. And they said
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: it was destroyed. Destroyed. that that's why it took so
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: long to clean it. No, they had got it and
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: cleaned out by the time we got on it. You
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: would never know. But she said it was literally like
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: there was shit and it was wild. So yeah, I
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: feel like she was, you remember like the, remember Whitney
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: and Bobby, like the TV show where they went in
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: the bathroom one time. Wasn't there an episode where you
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: like pulled shit out of her ass or something?
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: There was also on Mad TV, I forgot her name,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: but a very funny actress would do her. Yeah. Do
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: a really good impression of her. And it was just
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: her just sweating profusely because she was.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: She was. And, um, speaking of Whitney Houston, you know,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: Clyde Davis just died too.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Clyde Davis, 92.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: He was in the movie.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: Kind of about his, basically his point of view.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: How he discovered her, how like he wanted to keep
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: her safe. Then one day she shows up and he's like,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: this is my boyfriend. And she's like, oh, great. He
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: then came out as gay halfway through life.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: Cleve Davis was gay? Yeah. I didn't know that.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: According to the Whitney biopic. And I always wonder when
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: she was found in the hospital that they still... Went
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: on with everything the next day. I mean, I guess
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: you have to.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: But it was weird. And then remember her daughter died?
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: And then didn't her boyfriend die too? No, the boyfriend
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: found the daughter in the bathtub as well.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: And the boyfriend they had adopted.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: Bobby Christina.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: But the boyfriend they had adopted as like kind of a,
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but it was like her brother. But
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: there were a couple.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: Sad times. Okay.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: Here's some more sad times.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: Uh-oh.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: This is going crazy in India. These are some really, really,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: really wealthy Indian people, and they were planning on having
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: their wedding. And this girl and her fiancé, who is like,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: you know, this is going to be like whatever, like
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: a $ 1. 7 million three-day Indian wedding, flying people in. It
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: was a few months away. She took them on a hike.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: Where then her lover met her and they're accusing her
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: and her boyfriend of pushing him off into some ravine.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, so they go on a hike. There's another guy.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: A guy shows up.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: She's already been with this guy.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what they think. She's been arrested. And so
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: is the lover. That's what they think.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 4: And a.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: Lot of hiking murders have been happening.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Right. If you're ever fighting or you're not getting
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: on good terms, don't ever look over the edge of anything,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: a boat, a cliff. Don't go too close to the
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: edge if your wife's mad at you.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: Well, they call it an alpine divorce, meaning it's like
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: instead of getting a divorce, you go do a nature
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: thing and hope that someone trips on a rock.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah?
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: And then you don't have to get a divorce because
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: you did a nature adventure.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no matter how bad, if something is not going
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: great and your spouse is like, you know what? Let's
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: just hike around whatever. I'm glad to say I'm not
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: a big hiker. Me neither. First of all, I don't
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: even know where to go. I don't know where to park.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't think it's for you. You know what?
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: Don't start. Because I think you're going to go.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: I'm like, if I'm going to go for a walk,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: I'm just going to go around my neighborhood.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good idea.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: And there's no cliffs here.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: Go to the streets.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no cliffs here. But I do just feel
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: like this other guy, they think that his son... pushed
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: him off so that he could take over the business
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: there's that there was a now this other guy just
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: got arrested 20 years later yeah in uh zion national
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: park he said his wife fell over and 20 years
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: later they just arrested him and they said no we
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: think you like pushed her whoa yeah i don't know
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: even if you don't plan on killing your spouse i
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: don't think you should hike with your spouse No. Because,
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: God forbid, they actually fall naturally.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: And then you have a lot of questions. Then you're
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: going to be completely.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: Who is to say?
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think it's a pretty hard thing to prove. People, like,
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: how can you tell if there's no cameras, there's no
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: surveillance cameras, how can you tell that there's, like, push
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: marks on someone's back?
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: I don't think you can. I mean, I don't know
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: how they figure it out.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: But they just make it all circumstantial. They say they
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: were fighting, they did this, they did that, the person's
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: on a divorce attorney, you know.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: And then they went hiking. But I always am like,
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: remember when Kim Kardashian and Khloe like went to that
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: fancy Indian wedding?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Just recently.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm also like.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: They do like four day weddings.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: I know. Do you ever feel, I mean, you didn't,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I know they did it cause they like
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: got paid and they got to like wear all these
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: rubies or whatever, but. That's a long time to keep
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: going back and be like, oh, hello. Yes, you are
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: the bride's aunt. Remember we talked two days ago and
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: now we have to talk again? That seems like a lot.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the third day. By the third day, I'd be out.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, do they drink a lot or they're just like
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: dancing and just eating for three days straight? And then
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: how are you going to fit in your outfit when
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: you've been eating for three days straight?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Well, okay.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, clavicular.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: Clavicular.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: I know that you're an expert.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: What do you want to know? He's in Paris right now.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: He actually has another guy with him. I watched this
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: video just this morning.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: What is going on?
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: He's trying to pick up girls in Paris. And he
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: videotapes it. And it's him and this guy. And they
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: keep going up to these tables of these two women
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: sitting there. And they go, want to come out with
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: us tonight? Go into the club. And every girl rejects them.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: Every one. And they posted it for some reason.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: But this, the TMZ says they have an exclusive here.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: What is the exclusive?
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: Sophie Rain, who's just this like the number one girl
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: on OnlyFans that looks very, the most like cute, like
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: just totally cute, but like not anything special. Right. But
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: she's got that. She's kind of short. She's got a
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: tiny waist, a big fat ass. Oh. And kind of
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: whatever legs and just brown hair parted down the middle,
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: like no makeup. And that is what does the best
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: on OnlyFans.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: I think it's because the creeps think that she looks
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: like she could be their daughter.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: Like the girls that are like really put together and
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: like 25 who have fake hair and fake eyelashes and
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: big fake teeth and big lip injections. That is not
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: the way to make a lot of money on OnlyFans.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: You've got to look like.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: Like girl next door.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: Like you don't have a pot to piss in and
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: you're walking down the street in flip-flops to go get
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: an ice cream at the Rite Aid. That's what you
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: have to look like to make a lot of... That's
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: what I believe.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: Okay. I'm seeing what you're saying. I mean, just judging
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: by this girl's look. She is... Sophie rain. I'd never
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: even heard of her.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: She's big on whatever makes $ 8 million an hour. It's
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: like some astronomical amount of money.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: And she's going to go out with clavicular. Oh, that'd
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: be a fun night for both of them.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: And so they're, they're solved. You know, that's the night
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: they're going to solve the world's problems. These two geniuses
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 3: sitting there. Think tank.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: Um, anyway, so that's all I have.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: They have it.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: You're excited for your trip.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: I'm excited.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: But first, you're going to do stand-up tomorrow night.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Tomorrow night. Tomorrow night.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: No, tonight.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: It'll be on Thursday.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: I'm at the Comics Mohican Sun in Connecticut. Unkinsville? Unkinsville, Connecticut?
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: I've been to that Mohican Sun. I like a Mohican Sun.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: So do I.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: I'm happy to be stuck in a casino. People are like,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: it's the worst. Stuck in a casino for three days.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm looking forward to it. I want to
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: be stuck in a casino for three days.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: Air conditioning.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: That's all I want. So I'm going to be there
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: for three days. Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: Do you watch TV in your hotel room?
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: Lately, I have been.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: I feel that is just the best to just watch
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: regular TV. Yeah. It's a lot of Shark Tank. It's
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: a lot of forensic files for me when I'm in
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: a hotel.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: I think you're a little like me in the fact
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: that sometimes I can't figure out how to turn the
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: damn thing on or off or figure out.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: It's just such a choice. Yeah, the menu. And then
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: sometimes when I go back to my app, I'm like,
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: why isn't the thing that I watched last popping up? No,
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: I have to start typing it again. And then if
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: I forgot that there was a the before or the after,
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: or like there was no the, I guess people would
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: be like, Heather, don't you know you can talk into
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: your thing? It's a whole other thing I have to
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: figure out.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: Usually it's just because I can't figure it out. It's
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: just Mario Lopez telling me what movies are available. for
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: some reason mario lopez has the gig where he talks
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: about in the uh yeah and just repeats over.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: And over and over again i i love it yeah
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: so uh yeah you're gonna and then you're gonna have
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: a little break and.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: Then i go out yeah i'm gonna go out to
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: montauk if anybody has any montauk connections i know i
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 3: did this last year and i don't know you got
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: a large audience and of cool people i have no connections.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: I thought that someone did Reach out and you bought
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: like a reservation at some hot spot.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think there was one. But yeah,
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: if anybody has any, I don't, you know, I don't
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: know anything anymore.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: I'm like so jealous right now.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: Of what?
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: Of like your fun little family vacation.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: I feel like it's going to be like a Nancy Meyers.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: I don't vacation like you vacation. I'm not on yachts
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: and stuff.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: Do you feel like you're in a Nancy Meyers movie
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: kind of?
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: No, God, nothing like. You would die.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: It's like a regular house.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 3: It's not Nancy Meyers looking house. It's like a shithole.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 3: You know, but I mean, fine for us. We like it.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: I love it out there, you know, but yeah, it's not.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: You, but my trip, you don't know. I talked about
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: it on my Patreon, Get Me Behind Gates.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: It was a lot. I mean, we had fun, but
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: it was an adventure.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. We were on this boat and we went to
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: this pig island.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: I saw the pigs. I've seen the pigs before. I
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: saw a video of one biting a girl, like a
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: girl I know.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. The pigs are no joke.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: I would definitely say skip the pigs. I'm sorry now
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: that people are going to be like, now the pigs
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: are starving because Heather McDonald said never go visit the
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: pigs again.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: They'll be fine.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: They'll be fine.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: I just definitely know. I mean, I don't know why
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: I was convinced. I just thought this is this is
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: what I saw with that guy when he was trying
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: to get everybody to go do the fire festival.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: And by the way, he pulled off a little mini
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: fire festival this weekend.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 3: He did.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he did.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: It looked awful.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: He got some people to sing on a small stage,
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: but he's like, I pulled it off. I'm back. In
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: the Bahamas, he did it. What's his name? Billy McFarland. Yeah.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: He managed to pull it off.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, good. Did he get Ja Rule again? I know
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 3: Ja Rule's one of the big ones he was going
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: to get.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: No, he got a bunch of people I've never, ever
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: heard of.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: So, but he did. He got some people and, like, whatever.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: So you go to Mohegan Sun, you go to your thing.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: Mohegan Sun, I'll be at Mohegan Sun, Comics Mohegan Sun
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: this weekend, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. So if you're in the neighborhood,
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: come by.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: Do you have anything after you get back from?
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: No, then I have August. I'm so excited. I have,
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: I think, six weeks of just sitting in my backyard.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: I can't wait. I can't wait.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: That's awesome.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm just doing Juicy Scoop. Yeah, I'll do Juicy Scoop. Nothing.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: I have nothing all of August.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: I don't think I've had that in 25 years.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: And then are you packing it in for the fall again?
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: Or are you going to be a little more chill?
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got a couple. Nothing too crazy. You know,
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: I'm out there again. I had fun. I performed at
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 3: the Comedy Store the other night. Oh, cool. With Sarah
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 3: Silverman and David Spade. Nice. It was great.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: That's cool.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: I finally had a really good set there.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: Which room were you?
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: The big one. The main room.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, nice.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 3: It was fun. Like, packed house.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, good.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: I always get a little nervous there, you know, because
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: I'm not part of the world.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 3: But, you know... I know Spade a little bit. And
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: then Sarah Silverman was like, super. I walked in. She's like,
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: Oh my God, Chris Frangio. She was like, I mean,
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: Why wouldn't she know you?
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: I mean, we knew each other a long time ago.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 3: Maybe you and I like.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: Whenever I see her, she's super nice. Yeah.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: She was great. Yeah. And it was so fun. I
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: had a great time over there. Thank you. Comedy store.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: And people like, um, how can we not past here?
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 3: I'm like past. I'm a 60 year old man. Like
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 3: I'm done with this bullshit. Like, Why do you think
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 3: I'm going to, you got to hang around more and
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: they'll pass you and you can paint your name on
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 3: the wall. I'm like, I don't care.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: I remember I tried so hard to do that and
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: you'd have to do the three minutes on a Sunday
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 2: on the original room.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, I never.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: And then you'd get five minutes like the next Sunday.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: And I was dating Peter and I was supposed to
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: do my three minutes and I got food poisoning and
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: I didn't go. And then the next day I called
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: to tell them like why I wasn't there. And they said, yeah. um,
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: Mitzi passed you to go the next round to do
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: like five minutes. And I was just like, okay. It's
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: like somehow it got mixed up or something. And I
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: don't know what happened. Like I, but anyway, I never did.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: I never did. I never painted my name on the wall. And, um,
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: but there was a time when I was hanging out
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: there a lot and like talking to Joe Rogan and
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: people like, like in the mid late, And there's times
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: that where all of a sudden I'll just be like
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: doing my hair and I'll like have like this overwhelming
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: like memory of like that right when you get out
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: of the store, but you haven't gone around the corner yet.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: But the parking lot and people are, I feel like
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: that's where I always was. Like just standing there.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: That fun like outdoor bar now.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: I mean, how are people hanging out there all the time?
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: It's like, it's the greatest. Like right on sunset, this
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: outdoor bar is like all the comedians are there.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: It's great.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: It's great. I had a blast.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: I think I should start saying hang out again. This
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: is my summer of the comedy store.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 3: I was like, I'm going to start doing it now.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: And then the next night I got an offer for
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: the improv and I was like, oh, fuck that. I'm
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: not going out at nine o'clock at night again. I
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: did it last night. I can't do it two nights
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: in a row. So.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: Love you.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 3: Bye. One reward. Endless choice.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: Skip the hassle, reward the easy way.