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Episode 274: Tweetus Deletus · Not That Serious

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  Will call him home. So freaking niggas dads. What is C. J.
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  Trius's dad in jail for murd Did you catch your body? Oh?
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  No, you know what he did? He Uh he stole somebody's car,
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  went on like a car chase, had like a firearm in the car.
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  It was like something a wild story. Huh. It was far jacking,
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  kidnapping, robbery, yeah, officer. Yeah, because he had like a
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  lady. He had like a lady in how I mean in the car with
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  him reckless driving and misdemeanor sexual banner yea, And they say free him.
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  Don't free that nigga, a grumblin. He watched his dad his son's games
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  from the bed. Yeah. If they allow a nice see through plastic back
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  TV. What a what a what a fat back the lost Thief, not
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  the new Balloon cheeks man, that's the U the Balloon Deluxe. Yeah,
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  he can have sex with the balloon and then uh make his fried rice out
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  of a I bought you out of his bed out of the stairs. Yeah,
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  they're doing on the stairs. I've seen both on the stairs. Yeah,
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  they rather than use my bed because the stairs, the middle grading whatever
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  it look looks more like a grill. Mm hmm, yep. I couldn't
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  live that life, so I don't have to worry about it. Speaking of
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  that, there's a new case spot k Pot John down with yes, yeah,
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  I did not know that I would like the way Korean barbecue. I
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  never had that before. Michael, change your life? When are we going?
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  Where you want to go? I'm done that. Do you want to
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  go? It's more of when you want to go? Yeah, yeah,
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  let's we can figure this out. We can't figure this out anytime. Friday,
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  Okay, something gonna meet us there. Serious, but it's gonna be
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  here Friday. Guess what I'm on Friday, because k that's the Johne where
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  it's like you, they have like the little boiling water or whatever, the
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  broth. You just dip the ship in there and cook it and you eat
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  it. That's kind of And they also got the Korean barbecue when it got
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  the grill. The grill in the middle of jont you add your meats to
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  it and you cook it. We got ribs, of course, Mike.
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  Listen, I'm Korean barbecue. Of course, I have ribs. Korean barbecue,
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  of course. I want you to get out of my store. That's
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  from Korean barbecue. Of course you get niggas in that l a rights uh
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  huh, of course, hurry up and by k of course this might be
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  cat or dog. Did you see the uh random? They all see the
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  stats when they showed animals eat you have like you said that right Army Center.
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  You will find that was crazy. They're immaculate. Yeah, they're the
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  spare ribs beef, but gogi is a real hitter. Or that beef and
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  garlic sometimes they have that. Yeah, Kobe, they got garlic scrimp.
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  I found it. You ain't doing that. I'm not there for that.
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  Would you say, broth? What it's like chicken? Spicy and spicy and
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  okay, okay, all right? So this is uh, it was some
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  video on Twitter. I don't know how accurate this is. I don't believe
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  it at all. You run through them like from the bottom of it,
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  I do something. This is how many? I think it's some like Lama.
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  I think there's some that are bullshit. How many animals human eat?
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  And every year? So turtles fifty thousand, I think that's more than that.
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  I think so too. Crocodiles eighty three thousand, buffalo one hundred thousand.
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  I think that's more buffalo. Actually it's not American a list, it's
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  okay, Americans four hundred thousand. Who the fuck is eating sea urch?
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  Yeah? Eat? What the thing is? You have to do it correctly
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  or you'll die. Yes, Now, camel's eight hundred thousand. That shocked
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  me. Eight hundred thousand cameras. And then there's a huge jump from camels
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  to horses. Horses has a five million? Who five million horses apparently do
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  eat camel? Home a million horses shout out to win? These cats ten
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  million? Well, I mean, okay, but not saying who's doing it?
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  But it rids with vagina I Korean barbecue. No, no, uh,
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  tilapia twelve million. I thought that'd be a lot higher than will be
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  way more, you know what I'm saying. I like tilapia snails fifteen million.
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  Can't tell me there, no, no, no, see, you
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  can't tell me there are more people eating snail than telapia. I can't.
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  I don't really believe that because I've never heard of anybody eating snall except as
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  cargo. Yeah. I think that's the only maybe because they're a little small.
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  That would be the math. Or like the raw. Yeah, I
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  got gotta. That's why I a servant. That's also why shrimp was so
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  high. Yeah, shrimp was super high because size. I'm not I mean
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  sump. I get it, the number of them because they're small. But
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  it's like shrimp and shrimp. I mean, you know, the bitch the
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  size of cars still be I guess the size of I mean, that'd be
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  terrifying, Barry. There's a big jump from snails to dogs, which is
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  twenty five million. That's still like, again, that's pigeons sixty million.
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  Who the fuck is That is whyty millions sixty million. Sixty million pigeons is
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  mill because pigeons only live in New York. So the rest of the pictures,
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  all of them. I've never heard a pigeon being like, oh,
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  a delicacy. I don't Yeah, I've never heard anyone even pigeons. Ever.
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  I feel like it's probably good people, equail. That's just a fancy
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  ass pigeon, true, a pigeon with a halo. The next one,
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  guinea pigs, is seventy million. I don't know. That's that's criminal.
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  I'm gonna talk that up to African niggas. I think we're getting real man,
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  let's just I'm gonna just start delegating. We don't have to do that.
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  I'm gonna just start delegating ship. But we don't have to. We
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  don't got to delegate. It's more fun if you do. Sharks one hundred
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  million, who's eating all them sharks? I'm glad you do not have a
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  microphone. Yeah, he doesn't have a microphone. You know. Now I
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  gotta go back to the socot. Guess you don't fuck you fuck your dolphin.
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  Cows make a huge jump at three hundred million. All right, makes
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  sense? Okay, that makes sense. Mind you only halfway through this video.
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  Lambs five hundred million. Now, lamb be more than cow. I'm
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  suspicious, suspecially a lot of people eat lamb. Black people love lamb.
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  Lampops. No, the amount of cow we consume as a nation, yes,
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  but they get cows and bigger, so you get more from it.
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  That's still spread it out like you get am with one. Lamb is small.
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  Yeah, d lambs like a pocket poodle. Lot Lobster is part of
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  the world. I was just about to say, there are entire nations that
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  just do not eat can but they also eat chicken. Yeah, lobster five
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  hundred million as well, even though lobster's very overrated. Turkey six hundred,
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  six hundred and fifty six million, okay, salmon's at seven hundred and fifty
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  see, followed by tuna at nine hundred million. We're we're heating up rabbit
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  one point two billions, all right, Come on, a lot of people
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  eat rabbit. But who's who's eating a billion billion day rabbits? Somebody?
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  I know they do, but you also have to catch them. Still,
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  Cracker does it all the time. Okay, you don't got of rabbits,
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  so there's almost as many. I love Steale cracking. You have ever seen
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  it for? Yeah, I'm sure you gonna that's money over a billion.
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  Yeah, like a billion rabbits. A billion rabbits is like and like the
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  real rabbits that are like big, not like little house rabbits. Hair.
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  You're talking about hair, Yeah, the big niggas pig one point five billion,
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  all right, I'm on board. Said that's all on Philly muscles.
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  You know that ship. Yep, octopus two billions. I can't roll.
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  I can't roll with two billion octopus. I can't roll with that tied with
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  octopi oyster that I can roll with. Right above both of them is goose
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  at two point one billion. I don't know who's e gooses, But the
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  next one, the next one, the duck two point nine billion. Iow
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  that five billion fuck with duck. Duck is good. Five billion, Goose,
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  dun and duck five billion, to right above duck and shrimp at three
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  billion. I'm sure that's not even accurate, because how to fuck you count
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  them? Sardines at fourteen billion, sardins and nasties hell, and then chicken
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  is at seventy five billion, Okay, can you can say one hundred and
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  fifty million for roll? I'm not bad. I don't know, I'm sure.
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  But I saw that documentary I saw it, which one those was the
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  Netflix one? You Are What You Eat? I heard that Twins. I
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  saw it had like two separate dies, right, yeah, he had the
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  omnivore diet versus the vegan die. And they showed the chicken the one chicken
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  farm, and theyse chickens were wall to wall, like shoulder to shoulders.
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  They were like, yeah, they just get pumped up so much. Somebody
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  can't walk. Their legs can't even hold them. So they're just crippled.
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  But good eating. He might have to come from somewhere. We don't need
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  them developing all those petsky muscles. But we gotta eat muscles nice as saw.
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  That's the part we eat. You don't want we eat the muscle.
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  a thread, but it's gonna come from us. So if you have your
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  able to participate. But nah, Now all those hits, all those in
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  the hit photos, what what h your photos are hitting? We're talking about?
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  What the fuck are you talking about? I don't know what he's talking
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  about. Lamont. I was gonna say, go to your photos, Elsie
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  might have some and just type in this tweet has been deleted or tweet deleted,
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  and see what's in there. Go to your photos and this tweet the
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  leading it's about deleting m h and just see what's in there. Because I
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  saw that and I was like, you know what, let me see what
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  sounds like yes jewels on sex tape, and I said, yeah, wow,
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  there's some good stuff. This is probably it's probably my favorite one.
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  So it's not it's not words. The Juventi's women's soccer team one time.
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  Oh, I don't know what you're talking about see the pictures of me one
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  time. I think it was, uh, it was twenty twenty one.
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  I don't know if they were playing in China or something something with Asian people.
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  They were doing something something with Asian people. And the girl has like
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  a cool on her head, but she's doing like the racist like eyes.
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  He's pulling her eyes, pulling her eyes, and then they use the emojis
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  too, like like with a tongue out. Nasty work. I don't know
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  why they thought that was a good idea, but that's probably my favorite.
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  Italy's very racist. Say yeah, oh my god, hoping I got another
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  one, and this girl said, craving Jamaican food, I got one,
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  I got I'll kiss my girl after nutting in her mouth. But never was
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  I sitting there and letting on my hand and thinking, let me taste this.
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  Okay, okay, okay, which is all right? Yeah. More
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  they're saying Rihanna had a boy. Hope he's gay. Otherwise he's just gonna
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  be another handsome loser male. Okay. Why that one got a lot of
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  quoteas because they were racing her to hell, yeah, as she deserved to
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  be this one. It is hilarious. Boy, I know Lakers fans sick
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  as hell that the pales boy. I know Lakers fans sick as hell that
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  Pales fans want was right about a d He couldn't lead up group of bisexuals
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  to a tylerged Creator concert. Wow. Okay, okay, this one,
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  this one is a localized one that's by my boy. Shout out Liddy boys.
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  Right. Uh so he just tweeted I missed that and then hashtag eater
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  in all caps and he just deleted it. Coward stand on that I missed
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  that eater. This one slightly blasphemous. It's a tweet, and then I'll
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  read the quote tweet. It says, of course, Jesus smashes that it's
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  actually Hayes was talking about the soccer player. But then the quote te tweet
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  was Peter talking about Mary Magdalene. Wow, yeah nice that yeah, blast,
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  miss blasphemis nice. You scared of the vaccine, but allowed white penis
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  to enter your body, said soldiers. Soldiers be running around saying, copy
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  that nigga, your wife is getting comed in. A soldiers be running around
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  saying, copy that nigga, your wife is getting comed in? Wow,
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  copy that copy that ship decad. Damn. I guess this one was right
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  after the Will Smith thing, as white woman said, if only Will Smith
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  got us up as upset when white men take away his right to vote.
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  Yeah, she did not think about that at all. Did you just screen
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  ship screenshot these ships? Yeah? Yeah, Ken, you gotta be great
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  for anything. He was right, that have not none of this. My
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  stomach relief pill fell out my pocket in front of the bitches. I had
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  to convince him. It was a perkat big high with the bubble cuts.
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  Yeah, that's all. I think. That's all like that. Let's see.
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  That's good. That's a good I like this. Yeah, that's all
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  I got. I wish I had more. Mm hmm all. I'm oh
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  my god, this is terrible. This might be horrible. All I'm saying
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  is if I was sixteen in the nineties, r Kelly could have went balls
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  deep. Wow. Okay, disgusting. That's it. Goodbye. He said
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  it was a one one. I mean, you know, I never know.
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  I've always said that men enjoyed doggie style because in that position, women
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  look like a large extensions of their penis. It's all ego driven. Hold
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  on, Bert Burke, just this, I know Abraham's looking at when flying
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  when he got assassinated in that theater. I probably did. I saw somebody
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  say that's what he gets. Were in that fucking nut ass had in a
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  theater anymore. We can't we can't say no. You cannot see it,
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  all right, I can't say no. I mean I could probably start seeing.
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  Let's see, so Dick van Dyke is fine, but pussy Van would
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  be wrong. I saw someone called Virgil van Dyke. They called him virtual
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  Virgil van two ladies, and I was like, you're clever. I like
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  that, You're a clever one. That's all I got. Yeah, but
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  that's it. That's it for that. Yeah, sorry, guys. I
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  was to participate, you know, on Twitter like that. That's true,
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  that's not missing. I really just go on social media for the things that
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  I look for. I ain't looking for nothing else. Like you're not looking
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  for laughs. I do look for laughs, but go straight to laughs.
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  Yeah, okay, like none of laughs find me. Okay, essentially last
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  for me all the time, all the time. I can't escape them.
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  But they did the new Twitter with the algorithm all that, it kind of
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  hit a little harder to find the last a little bit find me. But
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  one thing I do like about it, My for you page is kind of
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  sinking to what I like now, So like now it's stuff that I would
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  normally see on my following page. So like it's kind of like the algorithm
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  workout. I just want to see everything. That's the problem. I don't
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  want it to try to figure me out. Just just show me everything.
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  I don't want it to. But yeah, that's it. Sometimes I like
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  eating my own ship. What tweet deleted? That's it? Oh okay,
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  but yo wait, oh know, somebody put that in the group chat earlier.
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  The person who took that big ass trunk of skin off their foot Friday,
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  you know, disgusting Friday like a pork rin and then stuck it with
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  the death that look disgusting, and you hand that ship to me like it's
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  a fucking You're like, no, no, no, no, take that
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  one. I don't know why he took it. I ticket that was disgusting,
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  but that is very satisfying. NICKI gott to retire to have kids because
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  her husband can't take him to school. This tweet has been that a fact
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  said, NICKI gotta retire to have kids because her their dad can't take she
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  has to be there at all times. She has to be supervising at all
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  time. That's crazy. Mm hmmmm. Gad zups Ab went to New England
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  and caught off TD from Tom Brady like a Make a Wish kid with cancer.
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  All right, okay, you screenshot all this, of course, but
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  anyway, I got some questions for you. Mike's still gonna be scrolling.
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  I love him, keep scrolling. I love them. I'm sorry, I'm
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  sorry for it. So I guess this is a first toot. Somebody sweet
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  and said, I guess I'm going to see Ari Lennox and Lizzo by myself.
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  Somebody retweeted said, leave after Ari Lenox received your bettest for years with
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  the Steelers. Okay, okay, what the bus one thousandsis? I know
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  how this movie ends. That's well. I got some questions from our lovely
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  Do you like your job? Because I put the d in raw? All
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  right, that's it. I'm sorry, I'm having too much fun with this.
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  Why did you have so many of them? Are you looking them up?
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  I'm just looking at the tweet. I'll just put I just put it
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  in tweet. Wow, they're not even deleted at this point he's he was
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  just still standing. Okay. Some questions from our lovely peer Tier three Patreon
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  members. Nice, would you let your girlfriend or wife win it? Anything
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  like sports or something like that? Yeah? Say again, would you let
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  your girlfriend or wife like you let them win it? Anything like sports?
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  Or hell no, she just beat me. Well, your situation a little
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  different. She's nice at both possibly beat you everything, bro yep keen.
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  It was a whole weekend while I lost her and everything and high key,
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  I was keeping a smile on my face by want to fight her. I
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  was not sitting on business at all, like, h you won't want this
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  fucking she did? Is not like it mattered. But yeah, i'd say
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  no. I'll say I ain't letting. I ain't letting nobody. I won't
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  let my children winna for me. I just make sure it's close and you
• 26:57
  beat me. Damn Nah, I'll make sure it's close and I win.
• 27:02
  I win exactly. That's fine. They can brag because I'm getting asked.
• 27:08
  Yeah, but she's also getting asked. Win win, I win anywhere everybody
• 27:14
  wins. I won. No, I'm not letting get anybody win. Nope.
• 27:18
  Well, I'm find what type of I'm gonna try. I made children
• 27:22
  cry beating them in you know, mm hmmm, because no, that's different
• 27:27
  though. Kids need to learn those lessons to you show the video character,
• 27:30
  you show the white the video of the white family's playing, and the younger
• 27:34
  brother was crying and like everybody was like laughing, and I was like,
• 27:37
  God, stop, this may be scarring. See bitch, bitch, shut
• 27:42
  your ass up. Man, let that little white person know how to let
• 27:48
  that little Caucasian boy not lose. You got another one, Mike, Yeah,
• 27:51
  okay, another tweet, Another tweet from Mike. What you got?
• 27:53
  This girl said, this is already wild. This lady said, pussy been
• 27:56
  fast since birth. Sorry, And somebody replied, can we confirm? Yeah
• 28:04
  that delete. I should be deleted and you should be deleted. Nobody needs.
• 28:12
  Can we confirm another Tier three question for those for those of you that
• 28:18
  have seen death note, what would you do if you had the death note
• 28:21
  with no drawbacks? I was like, I don't think I would have used
• 28:25
  it. I'm not I'm not gonna be randomly. Is that what it is?
• 28:29
  Yeah? So with the death note, you have to have Mike please
• 28:34
  hold it in. Go ahead, all right, go ahead? I said
• 28:44
  this bad buddy guy. Is he gay or just Puerto Rican? Somebody saying
• 28:51
  nigga asked me me gay twy? Okay, wow? Should I tell my
• 28:59
  body my booty was was? I'm sorry, this might be the whole episode.
• 29:08
  We just doing this, just Mike jumping in with niggas, be sassy
• 29:14
  man, be having a low rider, like, by my god, is
• 29:22
  your name right Mexicans? That's not Puerto Rican, Mexican Mexican if you're talking
• 29:26
  about a Civic ninety nine civic, yes, slammed. Why do studs always
• 29:33
  turn into hood niggas. I never met a stud who just wanted to be
• 29:36
  an outstanding young man. Tyler Perry from the Crack. Get back to these
• 29:52
  questions. Let's see what we got. Mm hmm. I don't look at
• 30:03
  another one. I want to be looking for the bang bang. But all
• 30:07
  right, here we go, okay m hm. So I had to break
• 30:15
  up this summer and came across an elite eater. We basically chilled the whole
• 30:19
  summer. She was at my place all the time, but we were both
• 30:23
  dating other people. Long story short, I got a new boo broke the
• 30:29
  news to her. It was cool. She was like she'd still pull up
• 30:33
  if I ever want. A couple of weeks later, she hit me up
• 30:36
  saying she's dating a new guy and she just realized he lives in my building.
• 30:41
  I never minded her seeing other people, and she's dope. I'm happy
• 30:45
  for her, but my neighbor is crazy. Am I wrong for being in
• 30:48
  my feelings? By the way, I'm confident in my choice. I called
• 30:52
  her an eater for a good reason, lol. I mean I wouldn't want
• 30:56
  to I wouldn't want to see her seeing other people. Yeah, I mean
• 31:00
  there's something, there's some pride in it. You don't care about her,
• 31:03
  to be honest, but you just want her to be your eater. And
• 31:06
  I mean she's the eater. Know what. Let's let's establish that you call
• 31:11
  somebody a woman your eater, you don't care about you don't at all.
• 31:14
  Really, let's start that you in that face. It doesn't matter, it
• 31:18
  doesn't matter if you call her that you don't like You don't like her like
• 31:22
  that, you don't care about her. There's no future at all. You
• 31:26
  love saying I love the strippers, you love the eating of the eaters.
• 31:32
  But do you want you don't want to have any conversation with strippers. You
• 31:36
  know you don't just strip. All conversations a means to an end. Yeah
• 31:44
  you, so let's start there. So anything as as you don't care,
• 31:49
  So why why care? You know you're not wrong. Just you'll get over
• 31:56
  and you should. You'll be fine. Next question, they are gonna be
• 32:00
  on the elevator together. Awkward m hm. So I guess this person getting
• 32:06
  a head start on a stud history month. They said, who, in
• 32:08
  y'all opinion, is the greatest stud of all time? Queen Lativa a stud?
• 32:16
  She is? To me, No, she's never given stud outside of
• 32:23
  set it off. She's never given stud. What she was wearing kango hats
• 32:27
  and shipping, she's the study was given like middle aged study. N she
• 32:31
  was a female rapper that didn't sell sex. No, I'm talking about her
• 32:36
  in like the two thousands. M No, she wasn't given stud. Oh
• 32:39
  no, lesbian, yes, but she never gave stud. She didn't.
• 32:43
  No, she didn't. Yes, huh, I don't know. I don't
• 32:47
  know. It's different tiers and different tiers to stud. Different. She's aggressive
• 32:54
  girl. I got acronyms, we got the stud kind of sour over here.
• 33:04
  That's something that's like a real thing. Okay, I never knew culture
• 33:10
  not my forte. I never knew she did a jazz album. I can't
• 33:14
  see no stud doing no jazz album. That sounds very study. That sounds
• 33:17
  very jazz. It's not a rat. It's definitely jazz. On now,
• 33:22
  it's not imagine stud making a jazz I wear in a suit was double the
• 33:28
  saxophone with no shirt underneath and singing. She's singing like, well, well
• 33:35
  okay, just Dana Owens. The first track sports bras come on man would
• 33:52
  be the study. You uh. She's probably the most famous study, the
• 34:00
  greatest. Can'tae Parker now? Cant is Parker? Yes? She a tomboy.
• 34:07
  She's stunned. She still wear dresses. She's still wear dresses. That's
• 34:13
  me. Many stuffs aren't that great. I don't know, snoop from the
• 34:19
  wire. There you go, perfect, She's the greatest, the greatest.
• 34:24
  How I look, I'm trying to eat Lizzo ass clean because I know she
• 34:29
  don't wipe good. Oh God, please, Mike just jumps in your phone
• 34:34
  down because it's just getting nasty. Now I need some coochie lightly salted,
• 34:37
  marinated and honey soy sauce, lemon juice and chopped guarded clothes simming in a
• 34:43
  saucepan on love mixed with sugar. Put inside my new Ninja combination air friar
• 34:46
  slash grill at six hundred degrees for ten minutes, flipped halfway through taking out,
• 34:52
  and next week sh it on both sides, placed on the plate with
• 34:57
  spinach and walnuts, drizzles with honey in the bite sized pieces, and shoved
• 35:00
  in my face. I think I shoved in my ead. I don't know
• 35:06
  what it was, gonna take a mean left, had no idea what I
• 35:08
  have to hand, They questioned, mark of quarantine. Bought gushers just to
• 35:15
  get the feeling of something busting in my mouth again. Yeah, that's down,
• 35:19
  bad, down, horrendous. You did this. This is a great
• 35:23
  I did. I didn't know that many, so I guess some girl tweeted
• 35:30
  a picture for something and then something replied, what is the cream output?
• 35:35
  Okay, okay, okay, okay, So we're definitely gonna make this a
• 35:38
  thread, right, I've seen it heavy, Okay, straight from Mike.
• 35:45
  What's the cream output? It's crazy? We could just start another one.
• 35:52
  Now. This was from me, This was mine this is your deleted tweet.
• 35:57
  This is my tweet. I don't think I delete this. I just
• 36:00
  sat in the chair. I think this is during the pandemic. This was
• 36:01
  during the pandemic. No, I just sat in a chair with a pack
• 36:05
  of hot dogs pressed against my wrists so I can remember what it feels like
• 36:08
  to be in the barbershop again. I remember this week? Yeah, yes,
• 36:14
  yes, okay, multiple dogs. Hey man, you know I'm not
• 36:19
  gonna waste it back of hot dogs work. He's not going to open it
• 36:21
  up. Yeah. You couldn't take one gleasy out than Friday afterwards. I
• 36:25
  think it was full of time. Next question. I have a friend near
• 36:30
  and dear to my heart who is stuck in that I want to be a
• 36:31
  rapper stage and his music is honestly terrible. His family and I have been
• 36:37
  trying to tell him to get a CD L or learn a trade, but
• 36:40
  it's not sticking to him as a friend. Should I just leave it alone
• 36:44
  or continue to talk him out of it? You continue to talk him out
• 36:47
  of it? No, he'll realize how I asked. He is when nobody
• 36:50
  starts, when nobody's listening. No, one's already listening. No, one's
• 36:52
  listening. Now, he'll get it. He'll get it soon. Every time
• 36:55
  every time he brings up his rap career on it, No, just you
• 37:00
  ship on this, act like it doesn't exist. Yeah, yeah, yeah
• 37:05
  that's that. That's just act like it don't supportimes. You got to repose
• 37:07
  illusion though, don't like none of the songs. We'll be like, hey,
• 37:12
  yo, I got some studio time you try to head you suck.
• 37:15
  Ron DeSantis just dropped out the presidential election, say no, say what that'll
• 37:22
  break them. Those tweets of the of the Trump, like the fake Trump
• 37:27
  tweets, like because the Sands dropped out and endorsed him, And then there
• 37:30
  was tweets of like spineless by the way, but yeah, tweets of like
• 37:35
  I had to find one that actually explain tweets. Yes, go for it,
• 37:39
  Mike. We take it for granted today. But a single dorito has
• 37:44
  more extreme nacho flavor than a peasant in the fourteen hundreds would getting this whole
• 37:49
  lifetime. That is crazy. They had no season. And imagine if you
• 37:54
  gave a peasant back, then head is gonna spend. We throw up bro
• 38:04
  my salt geeze geez. I don't make enough money for this. What the
• 38:09
  hell is this devil Witchcraft called natcho. Oh my god, it's so expensive
• 38:14
  it has to be give any replies, He replied on tweet, said,
• 38:19
  honestly pretty fucked up that I never got any free to ritos from this.
• 38:23
  Why would you? It did go crazy. He got like twenty five six
• 38:28
  thousand retweets. Know only boy that they probably sent you like a box or
• 38:30
  something, just off the strength. Yeah, So the tweet I was.
• 38:37
  What I was talking about was someone said, DeSantis endorsing Trump is so funny.
• 38:39
  Trump was practically calling that man a bitch to his face, and he
• 38:43
  still had to stand there and give his support. And then it said Trump,
• 38:47
  He's a tiny little man, isn't he tiny Penis too? I bet?
• 38:51
  And then he said DeSantis sobbing, thank you sir. It is small,
• 38:54
  sir. There it is folks, little penis Ryan telling me tell them
• 39:00
  you endorse me Ryan, He said, vote Trump. DeSantis through his tears
• 39:06
  like all those people that like, he always makes him bow down. He
• 39:09
  makes the show of it. Like people's hands like kiss the ring type like,
• 39:15
  and they do it. You ever seen the shake people's hands. He
• 39:17
  holds them in puts his hand on top and everything. You got a certain
• 39:21
  dominance on everything and everyone. He's just weird, very weird, shut out.
• 39:25
  But also, like you said, why do they do it? They're
• 39:30
  falling in the line. What's his name? Can't get enough of him?
• 39:32
  Uh? Who's the nigga from Florida? Textas right Ted cruzsh he called his
• 39:45
  wife ugly and he's still endorse. That's why I don't. I can't never
• 39:47
  his ugly wife. That nigga calls your wife ugly and public to the nation
• 39:52
  and the world multiple times, and you and like are you at Like you
• 39:58
  were like, yeah, he needs to be the first of all, how
• 39:59
  is he's still married? Then he speaks volumes? Bro, he does I
• 40:02
  guess money talks. I'm not siding when the nigga ad called my wife and
• 40:07
  he didn't even have a rebuttal for it. He was just like, well,
• 40:09
  well, she is objectively ugly. She is a dog. What do
• 40:14
  you want from she is hurting the face. I was the only one that
• 40:16
  wanted to put a run on Yeah, well she's an eater, so she's
• 40:20
  a great eater. That's what Trump doesn't know. Dun Dundas Oh getting his
• 40:30
  endorsements. He's getting the back Drew Walls, the Life's gonna do that was
• 40:32
  doing all the target runs with the iPhone. The reason that we talked about
• 40:37
  people literally bringing tripods ESPN for what football? Oh yeah, yeah, they
• 40:44
  did have one of his ships in the commercial right like playoffs, like tweeting
• 40:47
  it. He has something else too, Trump saying, yeah, Sana Trump
• 40:52
  fucking Drake Trump. Yeah, Drake, So, I mean, I don't
• 40:55
  take much. I feel like Drake and Seana Trump are the same person.
• 40:58
  For real. That's a little crazy. They're the same person both. Yeah,
• 41:06
  he'd be dicky and for sure, you know, yeah, anybody with
• 41:09
  some smoke. He said, I'm jumping on the wave. Jumping on the
• 41:13
  wave. That's cool. Was hanging out with Kai Sanat. Drake likes Sannat.
• 41:20
  Okay, Sana Trump likes Drew Walls. Drake likes Drew Waves. We
• 41:25
  left that nigga into a bag. Yeah, we joked that nigg into a
• 41:29
  bag. But we should have saw it coming though, I mean, should
• 41:34
  it happens a lot. It happens all the time. We always laugh people
• 41:37
  into bags. Yeah, he still a corny ass nigga, always and forever.
• 41:42
  Well, he got the endorsement from The Ultimate The Genesis of Corny as
• 41:45
  Yeah, yeah, sure, but he's not gonna do this forever, Like
• 41:50
  what's gonna happen? This is only gonna be cool for maybe a month.
• 41:52
  It's not sustainable. This got maybe one more month of like, oh people
• 41:55
  are still watching this nigga man? Once the season is done, he's he's
• 42:00
  done, his runners over. I don't know. Summertime is coming and what's
• 42:06
  gonna happen. He's suits, so get some sunscrews. There's another dude who
• 42:14
  does it. I think his name. I saw that dude. He's from
• 42:15
  like Houston's things like Cheema or something like that. Whack whack, like please,
• 42:22
  But that was the dude that he's had the he got the charger,
• 42:25
  he'd be parking in the parking garage. Is that the one that said like
• 42:29
  no, I'm trying to stay in the night. Yeah, like he'll have
• 42:30
  he'll make like fake text to himself with the girl like texting him like oh,
• 42:35
  let me come over. He's like no, and it just put his
• 42:37
  phone down, but it's like he's texting himself. It's just that that that
• 42:40
  really appeals to a certain subsection of men, like, no, I'm protecting
• 42:45
  my piece. You're only you're only talking to men when you make ship like
• 42:49
  this. Only other niggas think this is cool. Only other dork ass niggas.
• 42:53
  Oh my god, he's so cool because he said no to a woman
• 42:58
  and he feels himself. I wish I could be He's so cool that I
• 43:00
  could say women. If I had a son and he started doing it like
• 43:06
  this, I would beat the funk out of him. All right, no,
• 43:08
  no, no, no, you gotta fight me, like I gotta
• 43:12
  beat that. I gotta beat the dork out let's film that she's filmed that
• 43:16
  this film. What's fighting? Okay, okay, let's if you're fourteen.
• 43:22
  We're gonna put Draco in the and I'm just body body shots. That ship
• 43:31
  is whack, bro. I can't stand it. Oh no, no,
• 43:36
  no, I'm feeling okay, so disingenuine. Anyway, Next question based off
• 43:45
  last episode. I guess last last episode, you guys said you can't pump
• 43:50
  your own gas. Why not? We've explained this for it's a legal because
• 43:52
  it's illegal where we live. I think we're the only the last state that
• 43:57
  doesn't the only state I think just changed what it was US an Oregon Oregon.
• 44:04
  It was US an organ that only I think I thought it was only
• 44:07
  in Jersey and I think I think Oregon changed and now it's just us.
• 44:12
  But yeah, I looked it up just to make sure recently, Like it
• 44:14
  really is illegal here, so wow. But I mean people still do it
• 44:16
  here and there. It's not like this, like it's one of those crimes
• 44:19
  that yeah, it says New Jersey. They still got to pay for it
• 44:22
  regardless, like as a fun but it's technically illegal. Somebody has to do
• 44:27
  it for you. It's definitely. Maybe they thought it was a safety hazard.
• 44:30
  Yeah, and I guess it's because they have people that are literally designated
• 44:34
  to do that job. It creates jobs. I don't know why the states
• 44:37
  don't do it. Yeah, I mean, imagine how many job you can
• 44:39
  track by doing that ship fifty states. It's all illegal. Crazy, Okay,
• 44:47
  I love it though. This one especial work. Pick one a weekend
• 44:52
  with your favorite porn star with a fifty chance of catching a curable STD one
• 44:58
  night stand with your favorite celebrity crush, no chance of catching anything, but
• 45:02
  they fuck like a sedated mattress. Repeat that question. Because I heard STD.
• 45:07
  Why are you so warny? I don't know, but they want us
• 45:10
  to join in, said, pick one a weekend with your favorite porn star
• 45:15
  with a fifty percent chance of catching a curable STD, or one night with
• 45:20
  your favorite celebrity crush, no chance of catching anything. But they fucked like
• 45:23
  a sedated mattress. That's you said, curable, just had to kill it.
• 45:30
  Yeah, that's easy, the first one and curable it So what kind
• 45:38
  of high it's curable? It's curable. It's curable curas. But it could
• 45:44
  give me the shampoo and the comb and I'll go on my way. You
• 45:45
  don't know what that if that's what it is, it doesn't matter to me.
• 45:47
  The shot, it doesn't matter. It's curable, okay. Or you
• 45:52
  could just have a Chloe and it's a sedated matches at she I mean she
• 45:57
  pushed back shots, but she's just like she got enough and she just goes.
• 46:05
  You feel that a little yeah, no, oh god, a little.
• 46:09
  I guess like it's just not fun. No, give me the first
• 46:17
  one. But what if you just silence out everything so it's just the only
• 46:22
  feeling. So you got music, blasts, you got music, You just
• 46:28
  the eyes is closed. You got a blind foot on, but just even
• 46:32
  do that at the gym because you still the zone out because you said,
• 46:37
  got got on a blinder like blinders listening to zone out, listening a little
• 46:40
  Brother Pip, it must be a beautiful morning, like listening to immortal will
• 46:49
  technique. Okay, wrap snitches, conditions going hard, you would do that?
• 46:59
  Would you listen to a sex playlist? But it's only you? Yeah,
• 47:04
  you're still doing sex, you are, But why you go to hardcore
• 47:07
  probably the lowest form of sex besides masturbation. You haven't said somebody's like they
• 47:14
  don't even want to beat. That's like put on the playlist to beat your
• 47:15
  meat. You might as well. You've never done that. I knew.
• 47:22
  I knew that. I've never done that. I've never done that. Candle,
• 47:29
  I have with the mood, I have set the mood, but himself.
• 47:34
  He puts the candle video playing so I can have a video and music
• 47:37
  playing. He puts the silk boxes on, silk boxers, be I actually
• 47:42
  need a buy a pair. I actually don't want a pair of six draws,
• 47:45
  so mine they're not like silk, they're like, I I don't know.
• 47:47
  I actually really want to like buy some fancy drawers, but I need
• 47:51
  those? And did you ever buy those? He got? He's warning them
• 47:54
  he got a subscription. You do? What the fuck? You never even
• 47:58
  told me that he has? You don't. Literally he said it. I
• 48:04
  remember saying the description. There's literally a clip of him going, I'm wearing
• 48:07
  right now. Yeah, literally that. I don't realize that the description.
• 48:12
  I need that what they send you like a pair of draws of mouth.
• 48:16
  Remember it's like fab letics like this county Okay, yeah, like yeah,
• 48:28
  give me the first one. I'm not even that's not even the debate.
• 48:30
  I'm an text. I'm gonna do the second one. Just listen to the
• 48:34
  NB A young boy, Yeah that's you said, then be a young boy.
• 48:40
  I was thinking of the first one. No securable, bro, that's
• 48:46
  true. That's not got. That is that is that is permanente. You
• 48:55
  got it for af Next question, random, have you ever ate spam before?
• 49:04
  No? I haven't. No, I actually want to why you just
• 49:07
  want to try it? I just want to like it actually looks good like
• 49:08
  the spam and eggs with the rice. I want to try MJ. The
• 49:14
  Hawaiians can't be Yeah, he's done everything, So no, come on,
• 49:20
  can Q, that's the food of your people. What is spam is like
• 49:25
  like port right, it's canned meat. I thought it was like spam.
• 49:30
  Spam is like tuna. It's the worst dog. It's it was a hot
• 49:34
  dog. It's it's just think of spam being the inside of a hot dog.
• 49:37
  But nasty. You've had it before. No, it says versatile canned
• 49:43
  meat products. That is, it looks like it's stuck in the seventies for
• 49:45
  real, Like it looks like it's not supposed to be eating. M hmm.
• 49:51
  Hormale foods Okay, hormone foods also makes my favorite peanut butter. Shout
• 49:54
  out to Hormale Foods map maple flavored? Oh why for the Canadians, Hey
• 50:04
  Canadian? Okay, Hey shout out to me. I'll say it. Thank
• 50:12
  you, doctor Waffle for blue Eyes, Samurai beautiful anime. I just finished
• 50:15
  that I didn't liked. You feel like I feel like the whole premise of
• 50:21
  the show is unnecessary. What aren't more shows unnecessary? M sure, but
• 50:27
  her goal is just so unnecessary. Why what makes you sea? What makes
• 50:30
  you say that you feel like she was too mad? I really don't want
• 50:36
  to spell if for anybody that hasn't watched, they've had so much time.
• 50:40
  Spoiler alert, Oh god, no, it's just the whole thing. To
• 50:47
  kill the person that made her, all her prospective fathers that never were there
• 50:53
  for her. For what? Revenge? Revenge of what? Because she's been
• 50:59
  normal at one point. She was never normal, well more normal, I
• 51:04
  mean no, because she was that way. She was never normal. It's
• 51:07
  just that, I mean she had at one point she had like that normal
• 51:10
  life kind of when she was married to the dude. Oh that yeah.
• 51:16
  I had nothing to do with her her alleged father. No, but I
• 51:22
  mean once she started happening like with the husband. No, no, actually,
• 51:25
  well she had different things, all fun only her remember, like the
• 51:29
  husband didn't care she died, mm hmm, her husband didn't care she died,
• 51:35
  Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, like the guy, the man who
• 51:37
  was coming, somebody was coming to kill her, and the husband she was
• 51:42
  like, oh you can help me, nigga, just look back and rode
• 51:44
  off, he said, he said, and just like yo, I went
• 51:50
  to go get some help. I'm sorry. Yeah, that was I feel
• 51:54
  like I feel like her story was justified. She was just very I mean,
• 52:00
  I get it because it was just I mean, that's the reason why
• 52:04
  she's not accepted in the culture. So she's like, I'm not gonna kill
• 52:07
  myself. I'm just gonna kill who's responsible for this? She was like the
• 52:10
  female john Wick for real. Man, mm hmmm. They could not kill
• 52:15
  her, bro No, they couldn't had a purpose. She had no reason
• 52:22
  why because you know, I'm saying this stoles car killed his dog. But
• 52:25
  then that's not the purpose for john Wick. Four. Oh, they should
• 52:30
  have stopped at at this point. At this point, they're only going because
• 52:34
  they can't kill and that'sh it. Yes, somebody gotta deal it. Now
• 52:37
  the movie that's trying to continue, like the fucking Fast and Furious movie.
• 52:39
  And like I said, you can't tell me that john Wick is not dumb.
• 52:43
  That ship is dumb, but the action amazing. But yeah, they
• 52:45
  could not kill that could not kill her, even when they had her dead
• 52:50
  to rights. She said find the worst that every time with the Steaks,
• 52:54
  I was like, oh, it has to be over here now I saw
• 52:58
  what the time was left. I was like, this episode over there standing
• 53:00
  on top of her, she's under her door. I'm like, first off,
• 53:02
  she should have got smushed off that stabbing the fuck at her, just
• 53:07
  slicing her up didn't matter. It doesn't matter. Plot, armor too good,
• 53:09
  doesn't matter. She was killing the asked for other suggestions, I say,
• 53:15
  solo leveling, new show. Check that out. That's all right,
• 53:22
  That's the only one I really got for now. It's this show that's kind
• 53:25
  of like Death Note in a sense. I believe where ship? What was
• 53:32
  it about? Uh? Actually, I think that was a movie. I
• 53:37
  think that was a c reading movie where it's like, you died, then
• 53:42
  there's people that judge you on if you go to heaven or hell. So
• 53:47
  like they it's like different tiers, different tiers of heaven, like different tasks
• 53:54
  that you got passed. Okay, so you gotta do this or I forget
• 54:00
  what it was called. But yeah, yeah, I'm still waiting for the
• 54:01
  fucking whole Power Ranger thing that dropped. Yeah, what's that called? Actually,
• 54:06
  let's look it up real quick an look for it. There's I watched
• 54:13
  this a minute ago. I don't know if I mentioned before. There's a
• 54:15
  Netflix series called Erased. It's only one season. My siblings are actually talking
• 54:21
  about that. It's pretty damn good. Go go Mike, you heard of
• 54:24
  that, Yeah, loser, so Erase. There's like this kid pretty much
• 54:30
  it's almost like a kind of like a groundholed egg. Feel like he lived
• 54:37
  his life and then he had something happens to him, and he goes back
• 54:39
  and like solve the mystery as a child, and then he go and then
• 54:43
  his life just continues on. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. I
• 54:46
  don't want to give too much away, and I also I don't want to
• 54:49
  fund the story up. I think, Yeah, there's a lot that happens
• 54:52
  in it. It's really good. It's called Erased on Netflix. Okay,
• 54:55
  it's like an anime style type thing, this one. I know where they
• 55:00
  got this from, but we're still I'll say it anyway. It's definitely theft.
• 55:07
  If one of the pod members have been bitten by a venomous snake on
• 55:12
  the dick, would you we've done this yeah a long long time ago.
• 55:17
  Yeah, and you niggas are dying. I was gonna say answer, yes,
• 55:22
  what if it's like to side, I just got a just gotta like
• 55:27
  a little flute. Ill. Yeah, I'm really not going to do that.
• 55:37
  Really, really are you going to do? Mm hmm? Would you
• 55:43
  look at me differently. If I didn't, if I didn't know, if
• 55:45
  I did, let me go. It's an easy fix. That's an easy
• 55:52
  fix for you. It ain't nothing easy about that. You just got to
• 55:55
  cover the head. So it's not saying yeah, that means it's not gay
• 56:01
  at that point you'll be so long as the head's not out, that point
• 56:05
  is just a procedure. Yeah, you'll be so afraid that you're gonna die
• 56:07
  that you're not even gonna get a direction. That'd be I mean, that
• 56:15
  would be so quick. It might be easier to get at if it's hard,
• 56:21
  huh, because the skin is tighter. There's no way. I don't
• 56:25
  think they would even I don't think you'd be able to do that getting bit
• 56:30
  in the day. I don't think. M hmm, I'm letting. I'm
• 56:34
  just gonna die. I'm gonna die. Yeah, Well, like you,
• 56:38
  you might change your tune if it actually happen, but I hope you will
• 56:42
  change it. Never find out black mamas goodbye, bitch is be hugging you
• 56:47
  with them big ass titties, talking about how you feeling, bitch, I'm
• 56:52
  about to come. I think you speaking of that. The dude at the
• 57:00
  getting worked on it. Oh my go where he was at. But he
• 57:07
  was getting worked on. It wasn't even like she wasn't even doing nothing crazy.
• 57:09
  Her ass wasn't crazy. She was barely touching. I don't think she
• 57:14
  was touching them at all. There's blusted and nothing on stage. I don't
• 57:20
  know where some type of like competition because it wasn't like a powerhouse. This
• 57:24
  conferred like they can see like the stains jeans. He's laying on like a
• 57:29
  platform on the stage on his back and she's just tworking, just dancing over
• 57:34
  top of on top of him. She stops and they point out, oh,
• 57:39
  like just like he's doing like the tu of fingers and he's like on
• 57:44
  the west side and you see it on his jeans like busting, and everybody's
• 57:51
  like, oh, everybody's pointing nightmare few, my boy. That wud have
• 57:57
  been the last time anybody ever seen me. I got another one man,
• 58:00
  the joker in the dark. Knight would have had no leverage on me talking
• 58:04
  about some Maggie Jill little boy shut the block on fire. I don't care.
• 58:09
  She was definitely me like this bitch got batan the block. I don't
• 58:15
  care. Bros. Set the block off. What's she gonna I was like,
• 58:22
  she got Batman real looking like droopy dog going down boy b glove,
• 58:30
  she got my bustle on me. Well you see you find a tweet?
• 58:37
  Oh my god, yeah, on chance, I'm gonna embarrass myself. Got
• 58:44
  to never talk about something. Oh the dress too tight, I can't move
• 58:46
  in it. It's it's moving. That was completely unrelated. By the way,
• 58:52
  I don't even know where you found that. Mm hmm. A lot
• 59:02
  a lot of cars talk about your all accidents. So let's see go back
• 59:06
  in time. What was y'all's first car? How long did it last you?
• 59:10
  And now that's all ask? Okay, two thousand Mustang got it in
• 59:19
  twenty ten, drove it till twenty sixteen seventeen, bought it for two thousand
• 59:28
  dollars. Yeah, that shit for a while. Any issues outstanding, annoying
• 59:31
  issues? No, if if I wanted to, I could fix it and
• 59:36
  get back on the road now. But at that time, I was like,
• 59:38
  huh, I need a new car. It's time. Kenu was laid
• 59:44
  for school every day and got his parking line, parking spot taking. I
• 59:45
  don't know why you had to bring that up. That had nothing to do
• 59:47
  with it. That was your first card. Nothing that happened in the first
• 59:52
  car. He got par spot. That was an issue with his first car.
• 59:57
  I remember what I was, like, you serious? He was like,
• 1:00:00
  as Adam's fault. They always late, I should have stopped picking them
• 1:00:02
  up. Sorry, I thought I was like your spot digging kidd. It
• 1:00:08
  was always his fault. Majority of time it was mine was taking Adam in
• 1:00:14
  the school and Adam but I would hate where like niggas could see be running
• 1:00:16
  late and they walking out the house slow. I'm like, niggas come.
• 1:00:21
  It was like right across the street from each other. Like, I'm facts,
• 1:00:23
  they could have made each other at the same house. I'm like,
• 1:00:27
  that's crazy. And also but it's not even like they lived far away from
• 1:00:30
  the school. It was just that light. It was so busy. There's
• 1:00:32
  no way you have to make that right and then cut through. Yep.
• 1:00:36
  Yeah. My first car was a ninety seven Ford Escort. I got it
• 1:00:42
  from my seventeenth birthday, I believe, and I had it for about a
• 1:00:47
  year and a half before the transmission went. It wasn't long at all,
• 1:00:51
  so that shit was old. I don't even know when my parents got it.
• 1:00:53
  No idea, where did you get this home? Ninety seven? And
• 1:00:57
  that's back when people are still driving ninety seven card or ninety cars, Like
• 1:01:00
  it was two thousand. That thing had to cost like a thousand dollars.
• 1:01:05
  Bro if that it was cool though, Like it got me from school back
• 1:01:09
  home. That was it for a year. I ain't drive nowhere. I
• 1:01:12
  mean I had when I had my girlfriend at the time. I'll drive to
• 1:01:15
  her house. It's about it. My first car was like my ol Wait
• 1:01:20
  Civic. My dad got me to drive to my job that I only had
• 1:01:23
  for like a couple of weeks at the pool place. The pool place.
• 1:01:28
  Yeah, I worked at a pool company the Mount laurel One. Oh no,
• 1:01:30
  I'm thinking the Ocean his pool company over in Medford. And when I
• 1:01:35
  got hired, I'm pretty sure I just told the story. When I got
• 1:01:37
  hired, I told the dude that I'm not going to be working this weekend
• 1:01:39
  because I was going to the edc over up in New York. Oh yeah.
• 1:01:44
  And then the weekend came and he was like, oh, yeah,
• 1:01:45
  so we'll see you on Saturday, right, And I said, no,
• 1:01:49
  I already told you. Blah blah, blah, and he was like,
• 1:01:52
  oh, well, if you're not here, don't come back, and I
• 1:01:54
  said okay, and I didn't go back smart. But then I just went
• 1:01:59
  and worked at which is like right down the street, so I didn't really
• 1:02:02
  need the car by then. But I also took it down to school in
• 1:02:07
  Florida, and then the A C broke geez, and I had to go
• 1:02:13
  to school with my shirt and tie in the car, the AC not working,
• 1:02:19
  and my dad was like, just roll down the windows. That's just
• 1:02:21
  how And it's like, yeah, I'm riding through with eighty degree hot air
• 1:02:24
  coming in. My back is sweating, and I gotta go sit in Clinton
• 1:02:28
  class I was. I always hated that. Yeah, the roll I had
• 1:02:32
  to roll windows of mine as a kid. Did your parents like y'all be
• 1:02:36
  like driving down the highway, got the A C on, but the ans
• 1:02:38
  soon as you're like get into the city of town, they turned it off
• 1:02:40
  and open the windows. My parents are more of open like, well,
• 1:02:45
  my dad is more like an open window. So I always drive my windows
• 1:02:47
  open because of that. But I used to hit it. I'm like,
• 1:02:50
  yo, just let the cool air like slowly go away. You open the
• 1:02:54
  windows. Gone, Yeah, immediately. Yeah, yeah, I'm like,
• 1:03:00
  I'm doing that. That must have been a mister Lawrence thing. It was
• 1:03:02
  both of us, Me and Dloia was like, Yo, why y'all keep
• 1:03:06
  open up the windows, let the cool airs, just turn the AC off,
• 1:03:08
  put the little circulation shit on and just let that go. Let it
• 1:03:10
  just let it go until it get hot. Let it rock. My first
• 1:03:15
  car was a my grandparents gave me their ninety nine Dodge Caravan. The Bandah
• 1:03:22
  yeah, the Kendrick La Marvin. That just don't help me down. I
• 1:03:24
  want to say to at least what wasn't that long ago twenty eighteen, Mike
• 1:03:31
  was getting sweaky in that man. I was. I was getting wueaky in
• 1:03:34
  that man. I was getting sweaky in that man, very fueaky, very
• 1:03:39
  weaky man. Yeah, very freaking man. Yeah. Yeah, but yeah,
• 1:03:52
  so yeah, yeah, that was like that led Util probably, I
• 1:03:54
  want to say, twenty seventeen eighteen. Ish run, good run, very
• 1:04:00
  good run that boy. That ship was fought to the end at last year
• 1:04:05
  was a struggle. I remember that motherfucker. I was stuck at Philly in
• 1:04:11
  like the middle of the night, like one two in the morning on a
• 1:04:15
  mission or after a mission and I'm trying to I was. I was like
• 1:04:20
  in a parking lot of this hotel and I'm trying to get I'm trying to
• 1:04:26
  start. I'm like and then like I started it right, but I couldn't
• 1:04:33
  turn the wheel, Like the wheel would not turn. It was locked like
• 1:04:38
  it was like I like, I think it was maybe like the steering fluid
• 1:04:42
  or something. I was like I had to like really was like fucking I
• 1:04:51
  was on the few times I was in the car, like please, I
• 1:04:54
  just need to make it home and mind jumping Philly. So I gotta get
• 1:04:57
  on like ninety five with it, like the steering wheel like that. Before
• 1:05:00
  I had to get at home, I had to get on like once I
• 1:05:04
  started dropping once, I yeah, like once I started driving, it had
• 1:05:08
  a little more gift. But when I first had I was like it was
• 1:05:13
  like flying an airplane pulling out like rape Brothers. It was Mike, Mike
• 1:05:19
  and them, Mike and Orville Nigga Nigga, like pulling out of the fucking
• 1:05:27
  the parking lot, like trying to reverse out what sort Like I literally had
• 1:05:30
  to do the ship like this, he's just having a cruise ship, he
• 1:05:42
  said, star Bird hard off the starboards ball, I don't put my phone
• 1:05:50
  down. Ben Roethlisberger really be pointing to the sky after every touchdown, LMO,
• 1:05:56
  like, boy, you going to hell? I'm just gonna pepper in
• 1:06:03
  the perfect All right? Say you usually sleep with sevens and aboves? If
• 1:06:10
  two sixes approach, you wanted to run the three men? Are you in?
• 1:06:15
  Basically? Does the standard of women you sleep with decrease even slightly?
• 1:06:18
  If a three sim is on the table, think that's not a twelve still,
• 1:06:24
  it's still two sixes still, but it's still. I mean, two
• 1:06:26
  sixes ain't two sixes ain't terrible? Two too averages, two jaws I wouldn't
• 1:06:33
  normally talk to. But there's two of you. Now what if it's eight
• 1:06:38
  and a six average up to the seven eight? The six is gonna be
• 1:06:41
  a little disappointed. The six is gonna be more of a cheerleader. The
• 1:06:47
  six gonna be a good eater. You know, That's all she's gonna be
• 1:06:50
  doing is eating. Yeah, she's gonna be doing a supplemental sucking. Get
• 1:06:56
  that that'll be your fluffer me ready for the main event. She's the opening
• 1:07:02
  d J. Come on, give them the headliners coming through baby, I
• 1:07:13
  don't play no bangers. Okay, what's the worst ice cream flavor? I
• 1:07:24
  swear either. If any say min chocolate chip, Min chocolate chip, don't
• 1:07:28
  say that because that's my favorite. I don't think it's the worst. What's
• 1:07:32
  what's a bad ice cream flavor? Bad flavor? Straight chocolate? No chocolate
• 1:07:40
  is a bad rap man? Ice cream is discussed, cholate chocolate. I
• 1:07:44
  discussed chocolate. That's disgusting, disgusting. That's not disgusting, disgusting. Wow,
• 1:07:50
  I wouldn't say it's the worst. It is disgusting, though. Butter
• 1:07:54
  pecan. I was butter pecan, but I'm not a middle's black when that's
• 1:08:00
  nasty. Facts the pecans aren't necessary, but I just spit them out.
• 1:08:08
  Yeah, like your some flower seats. I was just I throw that they
• 1:08:14
  might have to go. Man, chocolate chip. Nah, I'm going buttery
• 1:08:17
  one with raisins. I'm raising that's it. Whatever that is, that's pistachio.
• 1:08:26
  I'm not really like it's all right. Sorry, I can't think of
• 1:08:30
  how many Like, I can't think of many flavors I tried, and I
• 1:08:33
  was like, this is nasty because I don't go venturing off. Yeah,
• 1:08:36
  if it's soundings. I'm not gonna get it exactly. I choosely stick to
• 1:08:40
  line vanilla. I stick to my guns when it comes to ice cream only
• 1:08:43
  you don't want to be disappointed and cream all day. Never let me down.
• 1:08:46
  Not one time. I just bought this Ben and Jerry's charro. I
• 1:08:50
  think it was like some chero flavors. I didn't even try it. It's
• 1:08:55
  just waiting in the house. So what's the other little clear dro making it?
• 1:09:00
  They don't miss. They got some good little big miss. You want
• 1:09:04
  know why ice cream? Don't miss birthday cake, birth birthdacake. You just
• 1:09:11
  have an abnormal sweet to birthday cake. You just have a sugar cake.
• 1:09:15
  It's just all right, bro, Turkey Hill birthday cake. Ice cream.
• 1:09:20
  That's like if you ask if you asked a fucking six year old to make
• 1:09:25
  a ice cream flavor, that's what they would come up with. Man,
• 1:09:29
  I don't really need that much. I don't need frosting on top of ice
• 1:09:31
  cream. Why not just straight sugar frosting. Some ice cream is straight sugar,
• 1:09:36
  yeah, but I need flavor. It is flavor. No, it's
• 1:09:39
  sugar sugar flavor. No, you got the vanilla ice you got the cake
• 1:09:44
  pieces. What's the flavor of the cake? Vanilla? Okay, so vanilla
• 1:09:47
  vanilla, and then the ice is probably vanilla also, but it's different textures,
• 1:09:54
  so like different mouthfeel differents okay, okay with strawberry or cake ice cream
• 1:09:59
  is also bussing. If we're getting some wild questions these days, these are
• 1:10:03
  going backwards. You DJing a beach party, you feel something weird on your
• 1:10:09
  feet. You look down and a fine woman is trying to suck your toes.
• 1:10:14
  How are you reacting? Let her suck toes? Just let it happen.
• 1:10:17
  You're gonna kick in the face first. You're going to the reaction with
• 1:10:24
  just my left leg at the moment. But I mean, if I or
• 1:10:29
  if I look down and I don't move like too quick, let I keep.
• 1:10:32
  I mean, I don't don't want she didn't start yet. She's just
• 1:10:35
  like look and she looking at you like you want that go ahead. I'm
• 1:10:46
  not gonna like it. I don't. I don't think I would like my
• 1:10:48
  toes getting sucked. I'm saying I'll do to even though I don't even really
• 1:10:54
  do that. I'd rather do that rather than get my toes sucking you.
• 1:10:59
  I haven't, but I'll do it. I think I tried it one time.
• 1:11:03
  I can by A version of feet is too high. Nothing nothing about
• 1:11:09
  the foot goes. Let me put that in my mouth when you like her
• 1:11:12
  a lot. Put anything in my mouth when you're horny her whole body,
• 1:11:18
  Put just about anything. I wish. I wish I can just eat you.
• 1:11:25
  I wish I could eat your whole body. If I can just chop
• 1:11:27
  you up and put you on a plate. That's not what I meant.
• 1:11:30
  I meant like scooby doo, like large. My mouth was really horny trying
• 1:11:38
  to do that. It's like we stopped right at the angle. Man.
• 1:11:42
  I don't know if. But also no woman has ever asked me to do
• 1:11:45
  it, so, but I would. I wouldn't. I don't think a
• 1:11:47
  lot of Actually I think that should just happened. That happens you ever,
• 1:11:50
  what's the craziest request you got? I don't think I ever got nothing crazy
• 1:11:59
  eating a Yeah, yeah, that's a standard. Now everybody's doing it.
• 1:12:09
  Everybody's doing it, man, everybody's doing it. Y'all really be getting studs
• 1:12:14
  pregnant? Of all the women you could have splashed, and you chose big
• 1:12:18
  bro big, because's gonna be used like that. Okay, heenan. Hello,
• 1:12:26
  this is the same nineteen year old black guy from the Reptar episode.
• 1:12:29
  I'm gonna start calling myself googly guy because I feel like I'm gonna be doing
• 1:12:32
  this a lot. I have a girl I like. I know her number
• 1:12:35
  from a group project we had. I wanted to know how should I ask
• 1:12:42
  her out and to where? Well during that group project, did you get
• 1:12:48
  any indications that she might be interested? Yeah, don't just be don't just
• 1:12:55
  get a number and go, Hey, you want to go to the movies?
• 1:12:57
  I mean you could keep it simple, yeah, because you don't even
• 1:13:02
  know if she got your number saved. Yeah, it could just be a
• 1:13:05
  group chat. So she's just like true and then you're gonna be looking real
• 1:13:10
  crazy and when she goes, who is this? Yeah, at least try
• 1:13:13
  to start a conversation first, you know, feel it out. I can
• 1:13:15
  go from there. But sounds like you're in the same class or trying to
• 1:13:20
  do a study date. First, Hey, you want to study for tests
• 1:13:24
  quiz? I mean that was probably last semester. Think about it well,
• 1:13:28
  then find out her schedule and join all her classes real quick. What not?
• 1:13:33
  Weird join all of her classes Disney before we did the next question,
• 1:13:40
  remember early with the Caitlin Campbell. Did y't watch that TikTok? No?
• 1:13:45
  So there's this girl and she just makes really wholesome content. And I saw
• 1:13:50
  you're talking about the coffee girl. Yes, she just I saw this on
• 1:13:55
  tiks off. She just brings really regular content, like she literally films here
• 1:13:58
  day, like, hey guys, today I'm gona make coffee. I have
• 1:14:00
  meetings and stuff like that. I talked about my shoes very regular. But
• 1:14:04
  for whatever reason, everybody hates her or she only gets hate comments and like
• 1:14:11
  m and I don't know why, but it's the funniest shit ever, bro,
• 1:14:15
  Like she just posted like a regular, regular video, regular picture.
• 1:14:19
  Somebody comment and called her heavy potter. Yes, somebody comment it is a
• 1:14:26
  neck reveal. Crazy. Somebody said every day is a big day. Ridiculous
• 1:14:32
  that one got me And this one video she winked and somebody said, winking
• 1:14:40
  me again, I swear to God ruined my day. Thanks, can we
• 1:14:45
  do a hate check? It's funny, but that's how people were treating Keenan.
• 1:14:51
  Thanks to you guys. Oh I tell him, well, he got
• 1:14:58
  a job now, so you can't say anything SA. But if you want
• 1:15:00
  to humor yourself, just to look up Kaitlin Clark on Instagram. Look at
• 1:15:03
  the old times. Shut the up, look at the old days. Think
• 1:15:10
  about the old days, the old days. Mm hm anything else? Yeah,
• 1:15:17
  well that's kind of relevant. Are there any great teams that didn't win
• 1:15:20
  a ring? I can only think of the Buffalo Bills in the nineties.
• 1:15:26
  Yeah, that's the thing. They went to three straight Super Bowls, four
• 1:15:29
  for four straight, four straight Super Bowls and lost them all. But the
• 1:15:34
  only thing, the only player I remember from this team is Doug Flutie.
• 1:15:39
  No, he was. I don't know who teams I think was on one
• 1:15:42
  of the teams, right, not Doug FLUTEI it wasn't Doug Flutie the quarterback.
• 1:15:46
  Who's who's the quarterback? Then there you go, Jim Kelly. Jim
• 1:15:53
  Oh, yes, Jim Kelly. Wait, Definlute wasn't on none of them.
• 1:15:57
  Yeah, he wasn't driving. No, No, was he already going?
• 1:16:00
  Mmm? He was not. Let's look it up. Was he in
• 1:16:03
  San Diego first? Doug Flutie joined the Bills in nineteen ninety eight. Okay,
• 1:16:14
  it was already over. I hate other fat niggas. I'm at the
• 1:16:20
  gym and this other fat nigga gonna look at me, put his fist up
• 1:16:25
  and nod at me, talking about I see you nigga. Fuck you?
• 1:16:29
  Was that your tweet? No asshole? Fuck you fat mother fuck He was
• 1:16:35
  at the gym. Ah, he said, ain't possible. Two places you've
• 1:16:44
  never seen? Mike where the gym? And I don't know the gym.
• 1:16:54
  I don't know what exactly, I don't know lost it. We already did
• 1:17:00
  that one the significant other swab bodies my mom nasty questions. Somebody actually said
• 1:17:06
  that to me recently, like, did you guys answer this? I was
• 1:17:08
  like, unfortunately, we did definitely did nasty and I don't even want to
• 1:17:12
  think about it again. Yeah, I said what I said, would you
• 1:17:15
  say? He said that, would you say again? I would have to
• 1:17:24
  clap my mom. Okay. If you had to get jumped to an R
• 1:17:28
  and B song, which would it be? Beat It Dream by al Green
• 1:17:31
  is mine? For some reason. If I had to get jumped jumped and
• 1:17:36
  they're playing R and B mm hm back to sleep, Oh man, they
• 1:17:47
  let it burn. I was that was literally just in my head. Let
• 1:17:51
  me handle it? Can you handle it? When I put these hands and
• 1:17:57
  feeds on you? Can I run to escape? Damn? Slow down.
• 1:18:08
  I just want to get to know you. Stop wait you by look stop
• 1:18:15
  wait a minute. Purple Rain, that's a long ass song, a long
• 1:18:23
  ass Oh damn it is. That's like and you asked me the Pyramids.
• 1:18:32
  Send that Cheeta the interlude, that guitar, so the longest ship. You
• 1:18:38
  don't get wrong. Take a break your water break on great song. Mm
• 1:18:49
  hmmmmmh shoot, mm hmm. I can't have always this one can't help but
• 1:19:00
  wait nah got ready for the song to be over? Mm hmm anything that.
• 1:19:12
  Another R and B question with what R and B artists would you like
• 1:19:15
  to hear Christmas album from and who would they collaborate with if they were to
• 1:19:20
  on the album. I need a Jazmine Sulliman Christmas album. This is an
• 1:19:25
  old ask question, by the way. Jasmine Sullivan just her, just Jasmine
• 1:19:32
  selling, okay, no features. We might do that same thing about what
• 1:19:38
  Iri Lennox. Hm hmm. They do sound good again Coco Butter Christmas m
• 1:19:44
  hmmmm m m. Yeah, they do have good chemratry together her and her
• 1:19:53
  as well and her as well her as well a her Christmas time will We
• 1:20:00
  Fire? She got a Christmas song? Well song, she got a couple.
• 1:20:08
  She got a couple Christmas songs, even an original one. I believe.
• 1:20:14
  Crazy thought, man, do you think there will ever be a time
• 1:20:16
  a whole WNBA team would be out for a season because majority of the team
• 1:20:20
  is pregnant? If so, does the team have backup players to hire or
• 1:20:25
  would they just wait until the next season. That probably wouldn't happen but unrelated,
• 1:20:31
  or it is related but unrelated. You know, I'm going The TCU
• 1:20:34
  women's basketball team had so many injuries that they had open tryouts for the team
• 1:20:41
  and if you make the team, you're just on the team for the rest
• 1:20:43
  of the season because they had that many season ending injuries. And it's not
• 1:20:45
  because they were bad. They started out. I think they said fourteen to
• 1:20:48
  zero, damn. But they had like three seniors ago now damn. So
• 1:20:55
  they had open trials for the on the campus. So very unlucky. But
• 1:21:00
  that made me think of that. But the whole team gets pregnant, usually
• 1:21:02
  it's like it's just one girl that gets pregnant. It's like the whole team
• 1:21:06
  starting starting five gets pregnant, or even if it's not starting five, what
• 1:21:10
  if it's just bench players like they they don't need me, they still and
• 1:21:13
  they just all had the whole thought at the same time, Like if I
• 1:21:15
  get pregnant, they got six other girls, don't pull out. There is
• 1:21:21
  too many lesbians. For sure, it's still get and pregnant. But lesbians
• 1:21:25
  me sneaky digging mm hmm, lesbians still the thing. Shout out to the
• 1:21:30
  Bratton did she does she have a baby yet? By the way, no
• 1:21:34
  idea. I'm not sure she was like fifty nine months pregnant. Okay,
• 1:21:38
  okay, good thing you don't have a mic eighty seven chromosomes. Good thing
• 1:21:45
  you know? Goodness, gracious, you don't need it. Let's get a
• 1:21:48
  little geeky question. And if you can be trained by any superhero? Who
• 1:21:53
  you picking? Just because you picked Superman doesn't mean you've become Kryptonian, So
• 1:21:56
  don't pick folks off powers. If they got powers from an accident. You
• 1:22:00
  can attempt to recreate him, but it might not work. Keen is gonna
• 1:22:02
  say, Batman, who who else would you pick? That is a very
• 1:22:08
  You're I don't know why that problems might have for you. But because I
• 1:22:10
  feel like there's no other answer, there's no other There probably isn't another answer
• 1:22:14
  because everybody else has superpowers, so you're not getting you're there's no you're not
• 1:22:17
  getting powers. So Man can trade me. He give me a little suit
• 1:22:20
  iron Yeah, iron Man can do it. But that doesn't mean you're gonna
• 1:22:24
  be a smartest iron Man. Yeah, there give me a trained by iron
• 1:22:28
  Man. That doesn't mean that you're getting a suit trained me, train me
• 1:22:30
  in the suit. Yeah, he trained me in the suit. But my
• 1:22:34
  eye, you ain't got the suit there in the street. It's like,
• 1:22:38
  give me a suit. Man. Take your driver's test. They get like,
• 1:22:40
  you take your test in the car, but that's not your not your
• 1:22:42
  car. You learned how to drive. You've got a license and no car.
• 1:22:45
  So you're just gonna send me out in the world no suit. Yes,
• 1:22:48
  damn yeah, Batman, I think that. Yeah, that's probably only
• 1:22:53
  there's a logical answer that makes sense. Batman will psychologically break me, and
• 1:22:57
  then I will just be that for this day. He's gonna leave you on
• 1:23:00
  a fucking cave. Break you. You can go any of the motherfuckers that
• 1:23:04
  shoot arrows Hawkeye, green arrow man, that's kind of corny, though.
• 1:23:10
  I want the Green Goblin. Come on, Peter, the mcrib's coming back.
• 1:23:18
  Come on. I gave up on that video like like two minutes in.
• 1:23:24
  I was like, nah, this is crazy, but I was like
• 1:23:26
  something telling me to go back and watch Peter. I really don't want to
• 1:23:32
  get involved in family matters. The McRib has been supporting this family for vers
• 1:23:39
  seventeen. You have to watch it also have to add it to the discord,
• 1:23:45
  of course, So you altered your DNA to turn into a McRib.
• 1:23:51
  You can't do this to me. It's like a ten minute long dick like
• 1:24:00
  it's just crazy, so funny, that's fine. M hm hmm. I'm
• 1:24:09
  off tomorrow so I can watch it. Not gonna lie. I'd be dubbing
• 1:24:13
  the hell out of single mothers. They looking for stepfathers and I ain't.
• 1:24:15
  Nobody's pappy. I say that to ask has any of the pod members dated
• 1:24:20
  a single mother? What was it? Like? I haven't, No,
• 1:24:26
  I've had a single mothers try to talk to me. I thought about it.
• 1:24:29
  I almost did it, but then I was like, nah, I
• 1:24:30
  feel like I'm at that age now, like if it happened, all right,
• 1:24:34
  it makes sense. But to me, two kids max, and they
• 1:24:40
  gotta have the same dad. Yes, okay, yes, same, okay.
• 1:24:45
  I feel like it doesn't answer for too much, say exactly, because
• 1:24:47
  you know, multiple day, multiple multiple niggas gotta do it less niggas is
• 1:24:50
  dead that is which, if all the baby is dead, I would prefer
• 1:24:57
  that you could be number three. No, no, no, no,
• 1:24:58
  no exactly because how old? That's oh yeah, well yeah two House of
• 1:25:08
  Horror, yeah too, maximum, same baby dad preferably, mm hmm.
• 1:25:13
  That's funny. I want this on this this TikTok live panel. It was
• 1:25:16
  just latest Hell at Night and this one girl was in there and the question
• 1:25:21
  was would you date somebody if they have four kids? And she had she
• 1:25:25
  had four kids and two different baby daddies, and she was getting like defensive,
• 1:25:29
  like like, yo, you this is your life. Like you mad
• 1:25:31
  at me because I don't want to be a part of it. Yeah,
• 1:25:33
  you can't be mad at no nigga for not wanting to be with you.
• 1:25:36
  Oh you can't step up to the plate. Nope, nope, no,
• 1:25:42
  sir, I'll baseball. I cannot. Your oldest child can step up.
• 1:25:45
  He's like exactly, And she was like, Yeah, she wasn't feeling that
• 1:25:49
  ship at all, and those other baby moms in that. I was like,
• 1:25:51
  I don't think that's fair. I'm like, listen, there's gonna be
• 1:25:57
  a nigga out there that's going to love you, but it might not be
• 1:26:00
  the nigga you want. The pickens are slim for you. The tears you
• 1:26:06
  understand started off right here. It kind of tightens, It definitely tightens.
• 1:26:13
  There's gonna be a jackass out there is gonna love you and all your kids
• 1:26:15
  and all your baby It's gonna be one dumb dickhead. It's gonna like you
• 1:26:19
  and all the other niggas kids he has been ever played Fortnite Like Fortnite is
• 1:26:31
  like the storm. The storm is getting smaller when you have more kids and
• 1:26:35
  gets even smaller, multiple baby daddies, and it speeds up. It is
• 1:26:40
  shrinking rapidly, very fast, two times faster. But that person is out
• 1:26:45
  there, somebody out there for you, just not us. He might only
• 1:26:48
  have one eye, but he got that eye for you, baby credit kids
• 1:26:59
  of his own. You know, it's just forty eight, but hey,
• 1:27:00
  what are we doing? Yeah? We have love, that's all. What
• 1:27:03
  more do you want to love in a very very hopeless place. That's so
• 1:27:12
  I was talking with one of the most hopeless places. I was talking to
• 1:27:15
  Cory about this. Yeah, and I think that's it shows his uh elitism
• 1:27:20
  exactly, thank you, because he was thinking of ESPN for normal people,
• 1:27:27
  like if they just reported on people's jobs like the mailman. And I was
• 1:27:31
  like, I don't think they get paid enough to be put through this ridicule
• 1:27:35
  that you say, male man's status interview on the mailman. Yes, mailman's
• 1:27:40
  getting slandered. So you only got your route done in about fourteen hours.
• 1:27:44
  You usually average like twelve and a half. What happened? Traffic? Traffic
• 1:27:49
  man, I don't know. I woke up late. He said, why
• 1:27:54
  you weren't prepared? Wasn't prepared? It's dark outside, man, you still
• 1:27:58
  got three more houses to hit. What are you gonna do to make up
• 1:28:00
  for the lost time? Ah? You know, well, when uh,
• 1:28:05
  when it rings, it pours, and we just had to be prepared for
• 1:28:11
  the situations that we have to be prepared for. Jalen hurts the mail man.
• 1:28:14
  Thank you, sir. That's get the male thing, the male thing.
• 1:28:18
  That's gonna be his job to keep sucking giving all these high q's and
• 1:28:24
  soliloqui's. I'm tired here and that ship nigga, damn fair that's your quarterback.
• 1:28:29
  I'm fucking tired of it. Bro, get mad. That's all that's
• 1:28:31
  We didn't talk about the game, but that's all I was saying to TV
• 1:28:33
  BRO. I'm like, somebody get upset. Bro. These niggas had no
• 1:28:36
  emotions, just getting fucking beat up by the Bucks, and everybody's just walking
• 1:28:42
  around they mad to defeat weeks ago. Well it's the player, like it's
• 1:28:47
  do or die. Nobody's upset this nigga Jalen just sitting on the bench.
• 1:28:51
  The only person who showed any type of emotion was Dallas Goddard when he was
• 1:28:55
  yelling at that j was get your head out your country, ass I digress
• 1:29:01
  man. At least we got shown decided about it there. We got one
• 1:29:04
  more, one more monkey to go. Honestly, Brian Johnson, that motherfucking
• 1:29:13
  Johnson nigga right out the door, King Tang, what about being bang County
• 1:29:18
  days? The funk out of here? Okay, you ain't your motherfucking banana
• 1:29:26
  playbook? Everything with w I P wishes, they could say, speaking of
• 1:29:33
  that. Did you see the freestyle of the White Dude or the rap video
• 1:29:38
  of the White Dude? And he would rap and then anytime the word nigga
• 1:29:43
  would come in, he'd stop and a black person will come up and say
• 1:29:45
  nigga, and then he keeps that's fab he did that. It's fabio lit
• 1:29:50
  mabu, very wack. He could say. For me, Yeah, that's
• 1:29:55
  what that's like. Yeah, it started out. I'm thankful for that.
• 1:30:00
  The trend didn't take off the way that they thought it would, but there
• 1:30:02
  were still people who were doing it, but it didn't catch any traction.
• 1:30:05
  I was I mean, it was a comedian that did that, but this
• 1:30:10
  was a dead series. But these niggas were not funny. They were not
• 1:30:12
  playing. They were very serious. They thought it was funny. They thought
• 1:30:17
  it would be like this will catch one five years just dumb, dumb following
• 1:30:25
  great. Not for you five. You spelled Miami with way too many vowels.
• 1:30:30
  I mean you five five like nigga? Are you? Are you remedial
• 1:30:43
  Fivevey? You thought it was him. He's like the Nikki for the for
• 1:30:48
  the lookout, dumb ass, You fucking fucking junkie. Forty years old grow
• 1:30:58
  up as men and grown ass seeming making man fall around a little white boy
• 1:31:05
  my boots giving him like I'm a flirt nigga for him, like grow up
• 1:31:11
  you mad old call hey. I know Corey is saying it right now.
• 1:31:14
  That's the same nigga that called pop smoke big bro. Yeah, I'm like
• 1:31:16
  that ninety six And he was like, like, what the fuck? He
• 1:31:20
  was twenty he died, he was big bro. I appreciate everything, big
• 1:31:27
  Bro, Like nigga you you y'all different generation nigga. Get that nigga dick
• 1:31:30
  out of him out. The kid said he was lazing. I was definitely
• 1:31:35
  glazing, blazing, hard, hot and ready glazed. All right, this
• 1:31:41
  might be the last one. Something you got blamed for, but you didn't
• 1:31:44
  do. There's anything like that something I blamed for, but but I didn't
• 1:31:49
  do. Like your story with the blinds. Oh yeah, yeah, you
• 1:31:55
  got anything else like that? Mm? What is something I don't know?
• 1:32:00
  I told that story, the club story when a girl jumped on the table
• 1:32:04
  while with DJing. I got blamed for that one. Oh you obviously didn't
• 1:32:09
  do anything. And the security guard he was talking crazy to me. I'm
• 1:32:11
  like that was weird. But as a child, I never really got blame
• 1:32:17
  good child. I was pretty good. I didn't really do shit. Yeah,
• 1:32:21
  it was my other siblings that always got in trouble. I was the
• 1:32:27
  only child for ten years, so if something happened, I probably did it.
• 1:32:30
  That was a long time, so yeah, I probably did it.
• 1:32:32
  I probably did it. You blame it on your imaginaty friend. Why it
• 1:32:42
  was p bro it's a funny name. There's no Beebo price. I swear
• 1:32:47
  it was people pricing and Kenny Rogers. I swear, I swear. They
• 1:32:50
  came in the house. It's Michael McDonald. They put all the frozen vegetables
• 1:32:55
  on the counter, and they ain't left o me to do this. They
• 1:33:00
  put the chicken back in the freezing. They set me up, don't you
• 1:33:03
  believe? Mm hmm, I ain't got I was chilling, brom. I
• 1:33:12
  was good kid. If I did do something, I got caught. And
• 1:33:15
  if it, if it did happen, I don't remember. Yeah, they
• 1:33:17
  beat it up. I said, they probably beat it at me. Yeah,
• 1:33:20
  they probably being stories. Still hilarious because you know, once you take
• 1:33:25
  that nap, everything is your race beating nap. Yeah, you reset and
• 1:33:30
  you wake up, your smell food being cooked. Take some different post beat
• 1:33:31
  naps now, But would have he would have thought that came full circle like
• 1:33:34
  that, right, Never would have thought post beat naps, Mike, Mike
• 1:33:45
  do this all the time. M hmmm, post me pre beat, mid
• 1:33:49
  beat, mid beat mid beating nap is crazy. That's you know how many
• 1:33:56
  times like during the like about to look for a video off all in the
• 1:34:00
  sleep, I believe it, and you wake up and like, oh,
• 1:34:03
  I'm like damn, I was getting to it now, let me get back
• 1:34:05
  to it now. Wow. I thought of mind like, oh I was
• 1:34:10
  doing this bet so I've got that right. Yeah. I always got blamed.
• 1:34:16
  My family always blamed me or said I was like beating off in the
• 1:34:19
  bathroom. I was just brushing my teeth because I'll be I'm flossy, I'd
• 1:34:28
  be brushing my teeth. I'll be brushing my teeth and I'll just be like
• 1:34:31
  in there chilling, thinking about whatever. But I'll be in there for maybe
• 1:34:34
  like I get distracted. I'll just be brushing my teeth for like ten minutes.
• 1:34:38
  So they'd be like, what you do You're brushing your teeth that whole
• 1:34:42
  time? Like yeah, I was like, Okay, let me see the
• 1:34:47
  tissues. That's crazy, but show me the trash. So it's a running
• 1:34:53
  joke. Anytime they was, they say, oh, you're brushing your teeth
• 1:34:55
  again. Like brushing your teeth again. Yeah, I wasn't beating off.
• 1:35:01
  I was brushing my teeth, And so you get them later in life and
• 1:35:04
  you actually were beating off and they believe that you're brushing. Let's have the
• 1:35:09
  electric toothbrush on the counter. Just have it in your hands. I'm gotta
• 1:35:20
  put it on the base of your balls. So I'm beating it ferociously.
• 1:35:28
  That's it. This is random, and I don't know why I had this
• 1:35:33
  thought. The other day. I meant to ask my mom about it.
• 1:35:36
  Do y'all think in the year twenty twenty four, when your parents take a
• 1:35:41
  shit, they scrolling on their phone or they just sitting there doing nothing.
• 1:35:44
  Just take that shit, just sitting there. I think my parents are scrolling
• 1:35:46
  on their phone. I think they just sit there because I don't think neither
• 1:35:50
  one of my parents take their phone to the bathroom. I don't think my
• 1:35:53
  mom does. I know. I know my stepdad definitely doesn't. He barely
• 1:35:58
  knows how to send an email, so he's not scrolling on anything? Is
• 1:36:01
  he all right? He just not takets that at all. They're still in
• 1:36:05
  there reading the back of the disinfected spray. Those times are tough, man,
• 1:36:14
  she got grown in kind of grab my shampoo bottle. You start reading
• 1:36:17
  ship bro, it's not as that's not many ingredients and corns there? What
• 1:36:23
  the fuck? That's all My hair is always so sticky? Damn it.
• 1:36:29
  This is actually pancakes and Jemima, Why is this in the shower? Lamon?
• 1:36:39
  You've been beating off that? No? No, what's that up?
• 1:36:43
  Oh? No? Oh beat up? Is that the worst possible loop?
• 1:36:47
  I feel like people that use baziline is kind of weird. M hmm.
• 1:36:50
  I think if it heats up, you might be all right, the petroleum
• 1:36:54
  man, but Vazzleene has like it's like, man, yeah, I got
• 1:37:00
  you what I'm saying. If you get the friction, maybe it thins out.
• 1:37:04
  I don't know, that's too much friction. It's like, I don't
• 1:37:06
  know, it's not even gliding. Report report back and try it out.
• 1:37:14
  Listeners might report back in the discord. Hell yeah, he was at the
• 1:37:20
  actually all right, sending Tom and Jerry Sweeten. Oh man, Yeah,
• 1:37:36
  that's all I got all I got to. All right, Well, once
• 1:37:42
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• 1:38:48
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• 1:38:50
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  On the glow on the glow on the flat of the Man and a many
• 1:39:24
  different galaxies. He's like you gotta get back to the room. Some universes,
• 1:39:29
  you know what I'm saying. Multi Verse seven Artisans, the best podcast
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  anywhere there matter is formed across the king Dynasties. Pangaea. Mm hmmm.
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  They don't know what I do say, Panga it never happened. Huh.
• 1:39:48
  There's a lot of extremists on Protein's not real. Protein is not real?
• 1:39:51
  What's that white cz that white stuff for? He really spelled Jane Eagles name
• 1:39:58
  and just spelled it wrong. This is it's my white Jenny Talumbo iko a
• 1:40:05
  con quo a con Quoacho niggas is going doctors is gonna laugh like goofy when
• 1:40:17
  they see motherfucker when they look at him, when they look at his brain,
• 1:40:24
  crying and throwing up because that ship is going to be a massacre.
• 1:40:28
  Boy m hmm. Well bye you