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STACKS and HACKS · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Step for Staxon Hacks.
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  Speaker 2: But before we kick off Saxon Hacks, Aaron's got some
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  Speaker 2: inside scoop. I believe what you were at the Demi
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  Speaker 2: Levatto concert.
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  Speaker 1: I was.
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  Speaker 3: I was the one in a Kia Forum this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, the Kia Forum.
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  Speaker 2: That's what used to be the Great Western Forum where
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  Speaker 2: the Lakers used to play in.
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  Speaker 1: Inglewood Up to No Good? That is correct? All right?
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  Speaker 1: So how was the show? How was the show?
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  Speaker 4: It was amazing, absolutely amazing. What kind of songs can
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  Speaker 4: we expect? Does she get into like her new album?
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  Speaker 4: Does she do any of the throwback stuff?
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  Speaker 1: Does she do Demiva a little bits? A little bit
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  Speaker 1: of everything? She doesn't. She does do a surprise song
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  Speaker 1: where she does have an audience member pick a song.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I love that. So I'm excited. I'm definitely gonna
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  Speaker 4: be at the show tonight. And I'm hum I've never
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  Speaker 4: seen Demi Levado perform before.
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  Speaker 1: I sent a powerhouse singers.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she really does have killer, killer vocals, so I'm
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  Speaker 4: super excited to experiences for the first time in my life.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and it's you know, her vocals were just
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  Speaker 3: un passed, which is great, and it was just pretty
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  Speaker 3: much like Go Go Go.
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  Speaker 5: You know a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: She played for a little over two hours.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's the new thing, thank you, Taylor Swift.
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  Speaker 4: Like, that's a little too long for me. What was
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  Speaker 4: your favorite song she performed, Darren?
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  Speaker 5: Oh so good?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, and of course she had to do it because
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  Speaker 3: it was.
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  Speaker 1: In La right true? All right, brother, thanks for calling
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  Speaker 1: in man. I have a great day. Thanks for all right.
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  Speaker 5: Guys have a great time too.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: So the auto time Payton, You're gone, get a good
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  Speaker 2: report tomorrow, all right, now, stacks and acts. I have
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  Speaker 2: stacks of information. Rich has life hacks. Ostridge farms, guys.
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  Speaker 2: Ostrich farms routinely have difficulties getting male ostriches to breed.
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  Speaker 2: You know why because they often find they're human caretakers
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  Speaker 2: more attractive than female ostriches.
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  Speaker 3: Awkward, humans are more attractive than ostriches.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even think that's debatable.
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  Speaker 2: Did you know that it is possible to be denied
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  Speaker 2: in England if you've committed a crime and you were
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  Speaker 2: sentenced to at least three months in prison, the King
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  Speaker 2: or Queen can denye you. Five people have been denied
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  Speaker 2: in the past century. A poll asked do you lock
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  Speaker 2: your bathroom door. How many people here? Like, I always
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  Speaker 2: lock my back.
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  Speaker 1: I get my own house.
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  Speaker 2: It's such a habit for me, Like, because you just
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  Speaker 2: close the door and tip you with your little finger,
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  Speaker 2: you hit the thing. For me, I do it because
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  Speaker 2: dogs always bust in, So I always lock. My wife
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  Speaker 2: never even closes the freaking doors.
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  Speaker 1: So we don't know.
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  Speaker 6: And in our house closes the bathroom door unless people
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  Speaker 6: are over.
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  Speaker 3: Ever since walking in on my Grandma Teresa as a
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  Speaker 3: small child and seeing everything, I just locked the door.
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  Speaker 3: Ever since then, you don't want anybody to see anything.
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  Speaker 3: You don't want to see anything.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of seeing everything, there's a new trend among fashion,
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  Speaker 2: and it's male cleavage. The latest example is just modeling
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  Speaker 2: Alton Mason. He's been strutting around with an aggressively open
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  Speaker 2: shirt at the conn Film Festival pictures.
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  Speaker 6: No, it's not man moves. It's like showing off your
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  Speaker 6: peck muscles.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't.
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  Speaker 6: Seen it done with the man moves yet, but like
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  Speaker 6: it's mostly like very muscular chests that are at the
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  Speaker 6: cleavage being shown.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta have like because I.
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  Speaker 4: Hear cleavage, I hear man boom.
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  Speaker 7: Most you lost ORMs and battle.
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  Speaker 1: But you grip some nice boobs. Yeah, male cleavage. Uh.
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  Speaker 2: There's a story of a woman who finds out a
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  Speaker 2: boyfriend is cheating right before his birthday party. And she
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  Speaker 2: had the baker. She hired this baker to make a
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  Speaker 2: custom cake. And it's a beautiful cake. Think about how
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  Speaker 2: much time caling you were baking cakes and this is
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  Speaker 2: a big, beautiful cake. And she found out the guy
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  Speaker 2: was cheating on her, So she called the baker and
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  Speaker 2: staid she'd pay extra if she get a video of
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  Speaker 2: the baker destroying the cake.
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  Speaker 1: So this is the baker.
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  Speaker 5: My client found out her boyfriend chean on her the
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  Speaker 5: same day she was supposed to to pick up this
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  Speaker 5: big cake for him. She asked me instead of picking
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  Speaker 5: up can ice smashed for her and send her a video.
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  Speaker 5: I told her we gonna do one better. This the
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  Speaker 5: video I sent her to send him.
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  Speaker 3: Julie at the Sweetheuse.
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  Speaker 5: So I just want to wish you a happy birthday.
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  Speaker 5: Has so much fun making this cake for your party tonight.
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  Speaker 3: It's just one thing.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like cheaters, Jonathan.
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  Speaker 1: We don't like cheaters.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe I thought I was Anthelina Bason. If I could
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  Speaker 5: have filled a walk up and the cake exploded. That
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  Speaker 5: would have been everything I needed. Mortar stories, not playing
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  Speaker 5: with people.
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  Speaker 1: Lit the whole cake on fire, flaming like a like
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  Speaker 1: a brick log.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure he appreciates that more than changing like the
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  Speaker 4: wording on the cake. Can you imagine if it was
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  Speaker 4: like happy birthday, Jonathan, and then changed to Jonathan, You're
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  Speaker 4: a cheater, and then you're out it in front of
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  Speaker 4: all your friends and family.
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  Speaker 2: Neighborhoods in Atlanta are trying to figure out what's going
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  Speaker 2: on because dozens of waymos have been coming in. These
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  Speaker 2: could de sacts circling around like they're casing the joint.
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  Speaker 2: There was a way one in front of my house
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  Speaker 2: all by myself, just parked by my mailbox. It freaked
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  Speaker 2: me out. But these are a whole bunch of them,
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  Speaker 2: and then they get lost.
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  Speaker 3: Yesterday morning we had fifty cars that came through between
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  Speaker 3: six and seven, and we had at one point eight
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  Speaker 3: waymoths that were stuck trying to figure out how to
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  Speaker 3: turn around.
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  Speaker 6: That's weird. There must be something off in the maps
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  Speaker 6: where it said it was a through street.
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  Speaker 7: But it's not.
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  Speaker 3: They just all stuck there and they didn't know where
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  Speaker 3: to go. They're just going in circles.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: A new poll ass how safe do you believe people
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  Speaker 2: who go on cruise ships are from contracting serious diseases?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think very Only four percent of people say
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  Speaker 2: completely safe.
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  Speaker 1: I'm done with cruises, man.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think so, not for me, not after watching
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  Speaker 3: the Poop Cruise documentary, you know, and then this thing
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  Speaker 3: with the Hepta virus or whatever that is, no thank you.
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  Speaker 2: You've probably already forgotten what you had for breakfast, and
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  Speaker 2: you probably have to look down to remind yourself what
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  Speaker 2: shirt you're wearing. But you can probably sing along to
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  Speaker 2: every theme song in every cartoon you.
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  Speaker 1: Watch when you were a kid.
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  Speaker 2: They listed all the top theme songs for cartoons from
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  Speaker 2: the eighties and eighties.
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  Speaker 1: Kids should know.
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  Speaker 2: So there's Count Ducula, Care Bears, Danger Mouse, The Smurfs,
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  Speaker 2: Alvin and the Chipmunks, Mask Transformers, Adventures of the Gummy Bears, ThunderCats,
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  Speaker 2: Muppet Babies, Inspector, Gadget, Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers, Ductails.
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  Speaker 1: Do any of those ringing about? I know them all
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  Speaker 1: that make in tucktails? Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Nick number one cartoon, It's got It. Is teenage mutant
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  Speaker 2: in Jaery. How's that go?
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  Speaker 3: Teenage mutant Ninja Turtle, Here's Joe.
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  Speaker 7: That's it?
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  Speaker 1: Rich, What do you got for life acts? All right?
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  Speaker 3: So I don't know about you, guys. I'm getting hammered
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  Speaker 3: with spam calls lately, especially like I don't know what's happening,
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  Speaker 3: but I keep on getting approved for some business loan
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  Speaker 3: that I didn't apply for. And so here's a weird
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  Speaker 3: little trick that actually seems to help when you get
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  Speaker 3: a suspicious number call. I know John, she likes to
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  Speaker 3: pick up the phone when he doesn't know the number.
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  Speaker 3: He just doesn't pick it up when he knows who
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  Speaker 3: you are. But here's what you do. Hear the phone,
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  Speaker 3: but immediately mute yourself. Don't say hello, don't breathe heavy,
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  Speaker 3: don't do nothing, just to mute the call. Then the
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  Speaker 3: robosystem's like, oh, that's a deadline, and they will take
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  Speaker 3: your number off the recurring calls list.
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  Speaker 1: So it's not magic.
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  Speaker 3: It's not going to stop every single scammer, but it
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  Speaker 3: will cut down on repeat spam calls without constantly blocking
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  Speaker 3: numbers all day long. So try that. That life hack
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  Speaker 3: can be found at Johnjyandridge dot com,