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KVETCH: Chief Risk Officer: Why Canada Traded Sunny Ways for a Boardroom Banker · Kvetch & Release

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  Speaker 1: Prime Minister. Carney's forward guidance video smart forget so annyways.
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  Speaker 1: That era didn't just end. It's been liquidated. We just
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  Speaker 1: traded the community organizer vibe for the boardroom banker, and
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  Speaker 1: quite frankly, it's the smartest play Ottawa's made in a decade.
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  Speaker 1: Mark Carney isn't just playing Prime Minister, He's acting as
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  Speaker 1: Canada's chief risk officer. While the opposition is still yelling
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  Speaker 1: at clouds, Carney is signaling the absolute end of amateur hour.
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  Speaker 1: Why the pivot simple, We are in the middle of
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  Speaker 1: a continental shakedown. There is a twenty percent tariff sledgehammer
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  Speaker 1: aimed directly at our collective neck. Carney is the only
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  Speaker 1: guy in the room tree in the economy with the
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  Speaker 1: clinical pandemic level urgency it actually requires. He's not here
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  Speaker 1: for selfies and consultations. He's here for spreadsheets and leverage,
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  Speaker 1: cutting through the populous noise like an accountant with the grudge,
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  Speaker 1: getting the Canadian public like shareholders, not subjects. He knows
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  Speaker 1: we need to diversify our trade portfolio yesterday. Here's the
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  Speaker 1: real twist. Canada is becoming a shield for the rest
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  Speaker 1: of the world. That's why everyone is suddenly lining up
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  Speaker 1: to sign trade deals with US. We are the HMCS
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  Speaker 1: Middle Powers and we're navigating the storm while the rest
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  Speaker 1: of the G seven is still looking for life jackets.
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  Speaker 1: And yes, it's a massive gamble, but it's the only
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  Speaker 1: one we've got left, so let's be real. We're in
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  Speaker 1: the third period, the game is tied, and if the
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  Speaker 1: banker scores, we survive. If he fails, my generation is
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  Speaker 1: left holding an empty bag while the elite retreats to
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  Speaker 1: the golf courts. It's the final buzzer, folks. Let's see
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  Speaker 1: if the CEO can actually deliver full breakdown live at
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