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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show November 6th 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: It's due to the graphic nature of this program.
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  Speaker 2: Listener discretion.
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  Speaker 3: Is it flies.
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  Speaker 4: The Woody Shows.
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  Speaker 5: The Woody Show Insensitivity.
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  Speaker 6: Training class is now in session.
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  Speaker 7: A good morning, everybody, Good morning. It's a it's a Thursday, right,
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  Speaker 7: so rid pre Friday. Yeah, it is The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 7: It's November the sixth, twenty twenty five, on Monday.
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  Speaker 5: That's Greg Gory Hoywood.
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  Speaker 2: We got Menace.
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  Speaker 7: What's uprat is here? The Sea Bass Sammy's here, Morgan,
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  Speaker 7: good morning to you, Moning. She is our associate producer.
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  Speaker 7: We got von our video producer, Bort and Menji are
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  Speaker 7: here in the Woody Show production apartment. And uh, you
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  Speaker 7: know he's got moons that circle him. His name is
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  Speaker 7: dumbass Tyler run here somewhere as well.
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  Speaker 5: What was fun?
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  Speaker 4: Geez?
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  Speaker 2: I mean you know what it is like, It's just
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  Speaker 2: it's become.
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  Speaker 7: Sport around here. Like everybody gets their balls broken? Everybody
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  Speaker 7: do they It just depends on whose particular turner it is.
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  Speaker 7: It's not that anybody dislikes Tyler. There's uh, there's no uh.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not saying.
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying.
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  Speaker 7: Every once in a while people on the text will
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  Speaker 7: point something out. Oh, my god, everybody's something like, No,
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  Speaker 7: nobody's being mean. It's just it's ball breaking. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: that's it's just how it works around here.
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  Speaker 8: This isn't Sammy's boyfriend, Yes, exactly that that's me.
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  Speaker 2: That's me.
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  Speaker 5: That's mean.
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  Speaker 7: Anyway, phones are open eight seven seven forty four. You
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  Speaker 7: can send us a text over to two nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 7: Coming up for you on the show today, we're going
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  Speaker 7: to debut a brand new animated podcast. So Mario might
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  Speaker 7: not have ever been a thing for Greg had this
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  Speaker 7: other thing gone the way, I think that the universe
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  Speaker 7: had intended to.
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  Speaker 4: Like the entire history as we know, it would have
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  Speaker 4: been different.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, people are put into your path for a reason,
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  Speaker 7: you know, if you believe that kind of stuff, right Sammy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe it once your lifetime opportunities.
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  Speaker 4: Right, truly that and this was missed.
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  Speaker 7: Morgan has a will they ticket back? Normally it's a
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  Speaker 7: sea bass testing out the very liberal return policies over
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  Speaker 7: the years.
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  Speaker 5: Liberal.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah suppose.
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  Speaker 8: Well, for the most part, you've you've been pretty successful
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  Speaker 8: over reports. Yeah, we'll see how this one goes. I'm
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  Speaker 8: not quite sure how this one will go.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, this was an interesting one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but we.
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  Speaker 7: Said this one was going to be so interesting that
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  Speaker 7: we decided to send Morgan out on this one.
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  Speaker 8: I might got arrested, rightly, That's exactly right, That's exactly right.
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  Speaker 7: Sea Bats will have the weekend audio. We'll have some
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  Speaker 7: of the trending news headlines. Men, it's gonna have all
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  Speaker 7: the entertainment stuff. Birthday's port of Birthday all come up
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  Speaker 7: here on the Woody Show. Got a couple stories involving Walmart.
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  Speaker 7: We'll start with Greg because he loves nude news. Sure,
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  Speaker 7: he loves the nude it's comfy. He loves people being
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  Speaker 7: nude in the news.
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  Speaker 5: In Virginia.
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  Speaker 7: Please, got to call about someone causing a disturbance at
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  Speaker 7: the Walmart, and when the cops showed up, they found
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  Speaker 7: the guy inside the store naked and chasing people around.
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  Speaker 2: Awesome.
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  Speaker 7: According to your staff, the man was totally normal and
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  Speaker 7: then just decided to take his pants off and just
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  Speaker 7: start running around.
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  Speaker 4: So the drugs kicked out.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah right, Well was he drunk?
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  Speaker 4: Oh you bad?
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  Speaker 7: Yes, that's what it was. So the police they arrested them.
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  Speaker 7: They charged him with indecent exposure.
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  Speaker 4: As somebody who's been drunk. Is they a million times.
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  Speaker 4: I never have the compulsion to rip my clothes off.
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  Speaker 9: Not even in a store.
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  Speaker 2: No, now that you're you're more apt to take your
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  Speaker 2: clothes off, probably, but for sexy time. Yes, towards the
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  Speaker 2: end of the night, I am, because I do feel
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  Speaker 2: extremely hot. Yeah from the alcohol. Yeah, but you wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: do it. You wouldn't get so ish fake said you
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  Speaker 2: would do it at a restaurant.
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  Speaker 7: And then see, we got this other Walmart story in
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  Speaker 7: New Mexico. This guy was at the Walmart. He decided
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  Speaker 7: he needed to use the bathroom. This guy says that
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  Speaker 7: there was a long line and stall finally opened up.
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  Speaker 7: Another guy was wearing a T shirt with a demonic
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  Speaker 7: symbol on it and he had left that stall. Now,
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  Speaker 7: this guy, he sits down to use the bathroom and
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  Speaker 7: when he did, he said he felt a poke. He
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  Speaker 7: stood up, and that's when he claims that he was
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  Speaker 7: pricked by two syringes that were taped to the toilet
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  Speaker 7: seat that had a pink liquid inside of them. Oh
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  Speaker 7: I bet, So he got up. He alerts the Walmart staff.
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  Speaker 7: They said that, you know, I guess we'll go check
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  Speaker 7: it out. But he said that they didn't seem to
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  Speaker 7: have enough like a fire for the situation. I guess
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  Speaker 7: I didn't believe him. But the cops they checked the
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  Speaker 7: security cameras but they haven't identified any suspects. But as
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  Speaker 7: far as the syringes, the results on what was in
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  Speaker 7: them came back inconclusive, and the guy says he is now, uh,
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  Speaker 7: you know, not sure if the police believe his story,
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  Speaker 7: but he's warning people to be careful.
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  Speaker 2: The police. The current status of the case.
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  Speaker 7: Is labeled as inactive, so they're not even looking into it,
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  Speaker 7: which kind of leads me to believe that did this
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  Speaker 7: guy of course, I mean, he's just trying to get
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  Speaker 7: something out of Walmart.
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  Speaker 2: He's trying to find a way to tell his wife.
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  Speaker 2: There's a guy with a T shirt that had demonic
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  Speaker 2: symbol and he managed to make a syringe stick up
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  Speaker 2: onto it out of a toilet and not see it
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  Speaker 2: that you wouldn't see until you sat.
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  Speaker 4: It down slide back into the toilet.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is uh what was the woman that was
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  Speaker 5: just making stuff up about the needle?
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  Speaker 9: The needle because she treating as an adult.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently it's not a bad way.
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  Speaker 8: But the genius point this is, I mean, if you
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  Speaker 8: got a dumb wife, you need an excuse while you
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  Speaker 8: got the herb.
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  Speaker 2: That's there's just so many cameras like you could easily
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  Speaker 2: prove that at least the guy walking in and.
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  Speaker 8: Out, No, there was a guy a demonic symbol, because
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  Speaker 8: that would make someone believe more.
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  Speaker 4: That the oh this person, they're all drug out.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, just find the video of the guy walking
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  Speaker 2: in and out.
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  Speaker 7: Well, there was a story that was getting a lot
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  Speaker 7: of press here recently. Some guy I think it was
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  Speaker 7: like in London or something somewhere overseas and uh, he
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  Speaker 7: was going around with a syringe and poking people with.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, terrifying. He got for that, Yeah, he.
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  Speaker 7: Did, because he was he was he was just pranking. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: you do that in the States, you're gonna get shot.
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  Speaker 7: Yeahs not not with an eight seven seven forty four Woodie.
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  Speaker 7: You can send us a text over to two two
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  Speaker 7: nine eight seven. We got some more Woodies show for.
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  Speaker 2: You, next hang U.
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  Speaker 4: Show.
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  Speaker 7: All right, welcome back, everybody. Today is Thursday. It's a
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  Speaker 7: pretty Friday rip. Yeah for the sixth Today it's a
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  Speaker 7: National Make Men Dinner Day. Yeah yeah, no, I'm kidding,
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  Speaker 7: It's Men Make Dinner Day.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna spread it.
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  Speaker 7: I'm I'm gonna spread some misinformation and hopefully get that
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  Speaker 7: good dinner out of it.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's National Men Make Dinner Day, all right.
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  Speaker 2: It's a National nacho Day, so happy your.
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  Speaker 7: Wife minutes, National cash Back Day, It's National Basketball Day.
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  Speaker 5: Make sure you tell your husband.
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  Speaker 7: It's International Stout Day, National Saxophone Day, and the most
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  Speaker 7: fun holiday of them all, greg International Day for preventing
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  Speaker 7: the Exploitation of the Environment and wore an Armed Conflict Day.
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  Speaker 4: That's every day.
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  Speaker 8: No, come on, so damn excite. People got together made that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: and then they thought, you know what, we solve problems
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  Speaker 8: and it somehow it got to us.
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  Speaker 4: Weird.
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  Speaker 2: They spread the word enough.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's why I'm trying to spread the word of
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  Speaker 7: Make men Dinner Day.
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  Speaker 4: That's right.
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  Speaker 7: We're gonna have the birthday to the porn of birthday
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  Speaker 7: here in just the second first Medican and tells what's
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  Speaker 7: happening in the world of entertainment.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, do you know what we missed? What we missed?
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  Speaker 2: The New York Marathon and we don't even talk about it.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, I heard about that a shout out, so
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  Speaker 2: we can do it. Next year, my stepfather ran the
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  Speaker 2: New York City Marathon. Yeah, he finished. Don't you have
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  Speaker 2: to be like invited or like you can't just run it? No,
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  Speaker 2: it's super hard to get into Boston a lottery and
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  Speaker 2: then you can get picked or you can my mother stuff. Well,
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  Speaker 2: depending on the year, other ones around a certain time,
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  Speaker 2: you can get in.
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  Speaker 7: But it's like not just anywhere my stepfather, like my
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  Speaker 7: stepfather did and then uh, and then also my aunt
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  Speaker 7: has run it a number of times.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I have read up on all this, and yes,
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  Speaker 2: well I have more to talk about. But yeah, like
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  Speaker 2: current day, it's very popular. It's very hard to get into.
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  Speaker 2: You can qualify to get into it.
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  Speaker 7: I'm scarius, Like why you would have read up on
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  Speaker 7: a marathon because I'm reporting on it. So I just
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  Speaker 7: wanted to get so you.
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  Speaker 5: Just did, Okay, I thought it was like marathons.
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  Speaker 4: He's a journalist that his next big thing is running.
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  Speaker 8: Right, Yeah, yeah, so like Greg reading about roller coasters
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  Speaker 8: and flying butterflies.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah screw, I'm sure. Hey, yeah, I'm sure. Back in
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  Speaker 2: the day it was a little bit easier to get into,
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  Speaker 2: but now it's so popular it is a little bit difficult.
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  Speaker 2: Celebrities that have done it. Pamela Anderson, she ran it
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  Speaker 2: in five hours and forty one minutes. Ooh, that's really good.
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  Speaker 2: Ethan Hawke did it in four hours and twenty five minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Will Ferrell three hours fifty six minutes. But but Brian
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  Speaker 2: Cranston three hours thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 9: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: But that was in nineteen eighty five, Doctor Wantley on
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  Speaker 2: side felt a little bit younger. Now. They do have
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  Speaker 2: marathons overseas, believe or not, and yeah, they run up,
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  Speaker 2: they do run. And Marcus Mumford of Mumford and Sons
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  Speaker 2: he did the London Marathon in three hours fifty one minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Gordon Ramsey he did it in three hours thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 2: And over in Tokyo. Our boy Harry Styles, the singer
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  Speaker 2: if you don't know, he did it in three hours
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  Speaker 2: and twenty four minutes. That's twenty seven miles crazy, that's insane.
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  Speaker 4: Twenty seven rows.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it sucks all right. Now our boy Chris Martin,
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  Speaker 2: he's rumored to be going on dates guys, and it's
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  Speaker 2: rumored that he went on a secret date with the
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  Speaker 2: Game of Throne star Sophia Turner. Now, ye, who is that.
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  Speaker 9: She's Joe Jonas's ex wife.
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  Speaker 5: Right if you left the house, How secret is it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? I guess they were spotted somewhere. And yes, she
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  Speaker 2: was married to Joe Jonas. They have two kids together.
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  Speaker 2: She is twenty nine and our boy Chris is forty
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  Speaker 2: eight years old. So people are talking about that. They
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  Speaker 2: always want to know, They always want to know who
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  Speaker 2: Chris is dating, because he's out there now, chare She's
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  Speaker 2: seventy nine and she's she explains a Good Morning America
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  Speaker 2: in an interview that her man, who is thirty nine
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  Speaker 2: young buddy. He says that her boyfriend told her that
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  Speaker 2: she's young at heart, and she may be older, but
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  Speaker 2: she has a younger spirit.
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  Speaker 4: How often do you think they bang?
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  Speaker 2: What is going on often? Okay?
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  Speaker 8: So he has numerous including a like hairline tattoo with
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  Speaker 8: just like random dates scrawled in his number, Like what
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  Speaker 8: is she doing?
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  Speaker 2: He has a grill. Maybe she's yell by that, you
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  Speaker 2: know those? He has a shiny metal grill. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: get nothing. These are not good qualities to have. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know. If somebody's forty years younger than you share,
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  Speaker 2: she can do whatever she wants. I think at this point,
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  Speaker 2: if you're seventy nine years old, super rich and famous,
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  Speaker 2: you're smart enough to have some things in place where
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  Speaker 2: if you're dating somebody at thirty nine years old, that
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  Speaker 2: they're not gonna take advantage of.
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  Speaker 10: She has that famous quote from when from like the seventies,
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  Speaker 10: when her mom said, when are you going to find
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  Speaker 10: yourself a rich man?
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  Speaker 2: And she said, Mom, I am a rich man. Abuse
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  Speaker 2: for a reason.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't it weird to think men's total high thought? Our
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  Speaker 4: whole life share has been famous. No, weird. We don't
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  Speaker 4: know life without share.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to know without I'll go to a
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  Speaker 2: share show.
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  Speaker 4: I went on you did the concert Ruled. This was
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  Speaker 4: like late eighties. She had this kick ass album out.
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  Speaker 5: I loved it, but she like, yeah, that was probably that.
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  Speaker 2: That was probably turned back time. Yeah, the one where
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  Speaker 2: she's on the ship it is, Yeah, there was probably that.
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  Speaker 2: The only thing I've ever liked sharing ever was Masked. Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Rocky Dennis.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah with the mangled face.
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Rocky Dennis rules. Though I don't know why off
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  Speaker 2: putting in what rules about her?
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  Speaker 4: I know she's done other movies, mermid.
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  Speaker 2: She's just had a cool vibe. I don't think she
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  Speaker 2: seems ever, like she never seemed to be like bitchy
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  Speaker 2: in any way or.
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  Speaker 5: Just never really thought twice about it. But there's like
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  Speaker 5: all this like worship and praise.
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  Speaker 2: Worship never community, Yeah, but there's worship in praise. But
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  Speaker 2: I don't think she like has ever come off as
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  Speaker 2: like a diva.
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  Speaker 7: No, there's plenty of people who haven't. Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 7: but somehow they don't end up with the ship and praise.
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  Speaker 7: It's just weird, Like it's like, uh, I don't know
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  Speaker 7: how that happens. It's the bottle thing against her. I
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  Speaker 7: don't I don't dislike her. I've never really thought all
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  Speaker 7: that much about worship and praise definitely becomes a thing
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  Speaker 7: once you make it.
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  Speaker 4: With the gays.
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  Speaker 2: That's exactly worshiped. Ye, yeah, all right. David Beckham, he
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  Speaker 2: got something that I wanted last month. He got knighted
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  Speaker 2: by h that's a real Yeah. Well, he got knighted.
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  Speaker 2: He got knighted for doing charity. Guys, come on whatever.
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  Speaker 2: The King, Yeah, the King by King Charles for being
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  Speaker 2: a good footballer. And he also got praised because he
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  Speaker 2: kind of dressed up as like King Charles dresses and
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  Speaker 2: King Charles shout at the mouth for it, and he's like, oh,
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: I like your your outfit because he had like the
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  Speaker 2: like like a real proper suit, like a suit had
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  Speaker 2: like tails on it and stuff. His wife designed it
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  Speaker 2: for him.
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  Speaker 7: But did he have a top hat and a cane
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  Speaker 7: the way I did when I went to the Magic Castle?
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  Speaker 8: He was to wear a hat when you get knighted?
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  Speaker 8: There disrespectful? Yeah, he was take that off for the
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  Speaker 8: nighting and then they put it right back on. Thank you, yea,
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  Speaker 8: because you want to look cool.
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  Speaker 4: I saw the headline that I totally nitpicked and got
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  Speaker 4: mad over it, said, uh wait, tell me his name again,
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  Speaker 4: what's his name?
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  Speaker 2: Why Charles David Beckham?
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  Speaker 4: Thank you? It said Sir David Beckham gets knighted.
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  Speaker 2: Well, he's not serious, not a sury.
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  Speaker 4: Yet until he got thank you, So it should have
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  Speaker 4: been David Beckham gets knighted.
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  Speaker 7: But they're writing about after he's already been knight and
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  Speaker 7: soa wouldn't they have to address him as sir?
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  Speaker 2: But then they should do the whole thing in past
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  Speaker 2: time exactly.
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  Speaker 7: It wasn't like it was happening before the event. Crad
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  Speaker 7: look split hair. We should at least get it right.
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  Speaker 7: Yeh've go to split butt hairs.
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  Speaker 5: On that Craig.
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  Speaker 8: We're not wrong time for the birthday.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna we won't sit.
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  Speaker 4: And you know we don't do.
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  Speaker 2: Happy birthday to Rebecca missus Jerry O'Connell, dear Friends.
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  Speaker 7: Number one on Star Trek, Discovery, Misstique and the Old
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  Speaker 7: X Men movies. And she gave Greg a piece of
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  Speaker 7: Friends memorabilia sweatshirt underrated altar.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah that said love the Dirty Girl.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, she's she's very sweet. Rebecca Ray is fifty three.
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  Speaker 8: Happy birthday to her. Sally feel who also seems like
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  Speaker 8: a very nice lady. Yes, seventy nine years old today.
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  Speaker 8: Ethan Hawk is fifty five, Emma Stone is thirty seven.
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  Speaker 8: Kelly Rutherford Blake Glavely's mom on Gossip Girl, It's fifty seven.
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  Speaker 8: Tarren Manning Tiffany Doggett on Orange is The New Black,
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  Speaker 8: she's forty seven. The former Missus Schwarzenegger Maria Shriver is
• 15:43
  Speaker 8: seventy years old, and lamar Odom, the retired NBA star
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  Speaker 8: former Kardashian.
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  Speaker 5: Is forty six. You're gonna say, well he was close.
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  Speaker 4: That's so cozy.
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  Speaker 7: That's Monica Sweet, who's forty four years old today? And
• 16:35
  Speaker 7: that's your porter birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that is
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  Speaker 7: a Thursday morning. Look what's happening around the world of entertainment.
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  Speaker 7: You're on The Woody.
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  Speaker 5: Show, The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, welcome back everybody, and a happy Thursday to you.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: We are the Woody Show, Woody Greg.
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  Speaker 7: Men, Jeannie Brad, we got Sea Bass, We've got Sammy
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  Speaker 7: Morgan is here. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
• 17:00
  Speaker 7: What he sent us a text over to two two
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  Speaker 7: nine eight seven. We got some WOODI Show food.
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  Speaker 2: News let me get a DLDT. You know that that was.
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  Speaker 7: I gotta start with the business of food, all right,
• 17:23
  Speaker 7: there's some food business to discuss, all you know, because
• 17:26
  Speaker 7: the the Treasury announced earlier in the year that they
• 17:28
  Speaker 7: would be stopping minting of pennies because of the high
• 17:31
  Speaker 7: cost of making them not really being worth it, And
• 17:33
  Speaker 7: so with that in mind, McDonald's has decided to make
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  Speaker 7: a policy.
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: Change regarding change.
• 17:38
  Speaker 7: They announced the memo that while menu prices will stay
• 17:41
  Speaker 7: the same, the customer's change will now be rounded.
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: Up depending on the food price.
• 17:46
  Speaker 7: So if the food item ends with one or two cents,
• 17:49
  Speaker 7: the price will be rounded down to zero.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Sense.
• 17:51
  Speaker 7: If it's three four six seven, it gets rounded up
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  Speaker 7: to five cents. All right, I'm saying it gets rounded
• 17:57
  Speaker 7: to five cents. Anthing ends at an eight or nine
• 18:00
  Speaker 7: gets rounded to ten. How you just use like the
• 18:02
  Speaker 7: the good old fashioned rounding. Five or above is rounded
• 18:05
  Speaker 7: up four and below it's round.
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  Speaker 8: Well, this is a sneaky way to save themselves half
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  Speaker 8: a penny because they take the three four five, right,
• 18:13
  Speaker 8: or the three and four and one and two. You know,
• 18:15
  Speaker 8: because there's three four, six laus seven, it gets rounded
• 18:18
  Speaker 8: to five because it is no two and a half.
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  Speaker 2: The good news is.
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  Speaker 7: To change only affects people still paying cash. The bad
• 18:25
  Speaker 7: news most of the items and with a nine. So
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  Speaker 7: if you're paying in cash, you're gonna be, you know,
• 18:31
  Speaker 7: paying a little extra, a little extra business of food.
• 18:37
  Speaker 7: Denny's has been sold heard about that for three hundred
• 18:40
  Speaker 7: and twenty two million dollars. The new owners are an
• 18:43
  Speaker 7: equity firm that already owns PF. Chang's and they're looking
• 18:47
  Speaker 7: to bring Denny's back from the dead. I guess they
• 18:49
  Speaker 7: really got hit hard during COVID Denny's, Yeah, and so
• 18:53
  Speaker 7: they've been struggling bad. Now the deal gets approved, and
• 18:55
  Speaker 7: it will for the first time in sixty years, Denny's
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: would be delisted from the public's stock market, which who
• 19:00
  Speaker 7: knew you could be an owner of Denny's stock h.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: Stocks did jump about fifty percent on the news of that.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and the.
• 19:10
  Speaker 7: Parent company of Pizza Hut says that the Hut could
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: be up for sale in the near future.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
• 19:18
  Speaker 7: They blame their struggle on a very crowded pizza market
• 19:21
  Speaker 7: and so far this year sales are down seven percent.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: It's because the dining option is gone.
• 19:28
  Speaker 10: They bring back I know, but I think that could
• 19:31
  Speaker 10: be jumpstart years ago.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: They want to be back on top, right.
• 19:36
  Speaker 7: I feel like there's so many pizza places opening everywhere. Yes,
• 19:40
  Speaker 7: that's true, but then they did become a little to
• 19:43
  Speaker 7: corporate and they forgot about nostalgia, like all the fun
• 19:47
  Speaker 7: things that made them tach you.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: He has a tabletop, Arcades and the Tiffany Lanks. Yeah,
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, I supported, I would love to have Dyning.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: But just like the type of marketing that they would
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: do back in the day that got people excite about
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: pizza Hut, they they left on the wayside and they
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: just started doing like all these deals and stuff like that,
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: nothing like actually fun.
• 20:07
  Speaker 7: I mean little skeezers. They've stepped up, Dominos has stepped up.
• 20:11
  Speaker 7: One I don't really hear much about it anymore, is
• 20:13
  Speaker 7: Papa John's. Yeah, yeah, I hear about Papa you know
• 20:16
  Speaker 7: why because I think Papa John's was the official NFL pizza,
• 20:22
  Speaker 7: you know whatever. But yeah, not anymore. So used to
• 20:25
  Speaker 7: see those commercials constantly. I know, Shack's doing a bunch
• 20:28
  Speaker 7: with Papa John's.
• 20:29
  Speaker 10: This was always an incredibly unpopular take, especially in college.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: With Papa John's. I think the garlic butter sauce is overrated.
• 20:35
  Speaker 9: What what you do?
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: That's the best part of Papa John's is walking into
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: one and smelling it.
• 20:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah, all Shane Pizza has lost their strategic advantage because
• 20:46
  Speaker 8: they no longer have delivery preference because usually what could
• 20:49
  Speaker 8: you get delivered?
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: Oh pizza, right, everything.
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: That's true.
• 20:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah, didn't think about it that way. All right, So
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: how about stuff we can actually eat?
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: In this round of What Show Food?
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  Speaker 7: So the fine people over Craft, you know, the macaroni
• 21:02
  Speaker 7: and cheese people, it's another new flavor of mac and cheese. Okay,
• 21:07
  Speaker 7: just in time for the holidays. Want the flavor is
• 21:10
  Speaker 7: apple pie?
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  Speaker 2: God damn you.
• 21:13
  Speaker 7: Now, Craft, No, it's not cheese. There's no cheese in there.
• 21:17
  Speaker 7: So I guess the pasta would serve as like the.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: People have apple buie with cheese on top? Would they do?
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: Which is weird?
• 21:25
  Speaker 7: So Craft says, it's the comfort taste you love now
• 21:29
  Speaker 7: the shockingly delicious, savory and sweet pairing packed with oh cheesy.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Apple cinnami cinnamony. I'm looking at the ingredients. Cheese is
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: definitely in there. Let's go pa tumeric brown sugar.
• 21:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you can get this limited flavor on the Walmart website.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: That I'm doing right now. Yeah, bro, let's go.
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: It's only a dollar forty eight.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's too high. Speak to the Woody Show. Yeah,
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: all right, I'm a hashtag all In other.
• 22:00
  Speaker 8: Food food news, the fine people at Oreo have announced
• 22:04
  Speaker 8: that they are bringing out a new line of limited
• 22:06
  Speaker 8: edition Thanksgiving cookies. Okay, Now, the thing is these cookies
• 22:12
  Speaker 8: actually taste like a Thanksgiving dinner.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: They come in a tin.
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: There will be twelve cookies for twenty dollars. Damn do
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: They're only available for a limited time.
• 22:24
  Speaker 7: As for the flavors, the cookies will taste like turkey
• 22:26
  Speaker 7: and stuffing, roast, sweet potato, creamed corn, cranberry sauce. Okay, yes,
• 22:33
  Speaker 7: pumpkin pie. But didn't they have a pumpkin pie? Yeah no,
• 22:37
  Speaker 7: or there was caramel apple pie. Familiar Anyway, the cookies
• 22:40
  Speaker 7: they're available now, but only for a limited time.
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: That is the Oreo the car.
• 22:47
  Speaker 8: I'm on the Oreo website and they do have a
• 22:48
  Speaker 8: twelve count of their Happy Thanksgiving blah blah blah. Oh
• 22:52
  Speaker 8: wait no, that's a that's a special tin for forty
• 22:54
  Speaker 8: five dollars.
• 22:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it says that the cookies come in the tin.
• 22:56
  Speaker 7: It'll be twelve cookies for twenty bucks plus shipping.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. I'll hit you on the cash app.
• 23:01
  Speaker 8: Just order it, blid.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: I want the cream corn cookie. Come on this.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: What is it? So it's forty five bucks plus shipping?
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: I'm sure?
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, it's for well, this says twenty bucks plus shipping.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: You talking about the price.
• 23:18
  Speaker 8: Just order okay, twelve of these things to us in
• 23:20
  Speaker 8: the studio, sixty five dollars okay, and I'll hit you.
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: Alright there, one more piece of what do you show?
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: Food news?
• 23:28
  Speaker 7: Food News again for the holiday season. Crispy cream shaking
• 23:31
  Speaker 7: up the menu. New additions like New York Cheesecake okay,
• 23:35
  Speaker 7: Oreo Cookies and creams.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Sure, Cinnamon apple.
• 23:39
  Speaker 7: Filled donuts, thank you, the original glazed cake donut okay,
• 23:44
  Speaker 7: and original glazed cream filled Yes.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, original cake donuts are great.
• 23:50
  Speaker 7: On top of that, the seasonal flavors maple iced yes,
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: I love as my favorite, pumpkins spice cake.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's delicious.
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: Bisc off cookie butter cream okay.
• 24:04
  Speaker 8: Talking about how biscof sucks balls, it's delicious cookie butter
• 24:09
  Speaker 8: I'll tell you what it is. It's cookie butter. No,
• 24:11
  Speaker 8: forget the cookie butter. Probably the bisk Off cookies. An airplane, Yeah, exactly,
• 24:17
  Speaker 8: because that's the only place you get there, because I
• 24:18
  Speaker 8: was flying back here and uh, it's like, oh, you
• 24:21
  Speaker 8: want a cookies Like yeah, I had to me a
• 24:22
  Speaker 8: bisk Off.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: I love.
• 24:26
  Speaker 8: Stupid short bread plan And I do see them at
• 24:29
  Speaker 8: the grocery store.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: They have them, and I'll buy something if you want to.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:36
  Speaker 7: They sell them over by like the deli stuff, So
• 24:38
  Speaker 7: it's kind of over the deli bakery area of the
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: grocery store. And I had like a little like not
• 24:43
  Speaker 7: end cap thing, but like a little thing just kind
• 24:44
  Speaker 7: of sit in the middle of the floor.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Are you positing for us that we only like them
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: because we're in the sky and we wouldn't like you
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: got an airplane. Yes, I think I get the passion
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: of your belief. Like people that say they like black licorice,
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: know they don't.
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, or if you're like you know, Bruce Springsteen, no
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: you don't get these. I promise you are good.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: They are good.
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: I love cookie butter, cookie butter.
• 25:07
  Speaker 7: I'll buy that and then I'll get I'll get little
• 25:10
  Speaker 7: pretzel twists or like pretzel like the little mini pretzels.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, those cookie butter see. No, I would I would
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: agree with your theory. But the problem is, uh to
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: go back to spirit airlines like the top rahmin that
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: they have on there. It's like the the Cajun style
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: and it sucks right, So to go your theory just
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: because it's on a plane, I would think it would.
• 25:37
  Speaker 8: Keep it on a plane because number one, it lasts
• 25:39
  Speaker 8: forever because it's dry AF.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: It's not good AF or else would we can agree
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: to this proof right here? It's fine proof.
• 25:47
  Speaker 8: You know what's good AF is the things delicious not true?
• 25:51
  Speaker 8: Because this is my example I use for circus peanuts.
• 25:55
  Speaker 8: You don't see circus peanuts in the checkout at a
• 25:57
  Speaker 8: grocery store. Why because they are honestly not popular because
• 25:59
  Speaker 8: you don't grab for them. Same reason you don't see
• 26:02
  Speaker 8: bisk Off cookies and giants like there should be shelves.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: You've never seen them, period.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Because they're not that popular because they're not that good.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: Not saying they're popular, but they are good.
• 26:12
  Speaker 7: Maple spice, pumpkin spice cake, bisk Off cookie butter cream,
• 26:15
  Speaker 7: and chocolate fudge brownie are making a return. They're at
• 26:18
  Speaker 7: Crispy Cream case you forgot what we were talking about. Meanwhile,
• 26:22
  Speaker 7: three other doughnuts, the original glaze, blueberry cake, original glaze,
• 26:26
  Speaker 7: lemon filled Yes, and cake batter are being retired.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: So alright, that's all right. Did one point two billion
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: dollars in sales? Yeah to Delta?
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well yeah, of course.
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: If there were no repercussions from eating like you wouldn't
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: gain a single I think I would probably eat twenty
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: hours a day.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no problem.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: I just like the more we talk about it, I know,
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: I just can't stop. I know.
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: So good The Woody Show.
• 26:59
  Speaker 8: And you are in two another new hour insensitivity training
• 27:04
  Speaker 8: for a politically correct world.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: I'm Moodie. That's great.
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: Gory, Hi wood there's menace?
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: What's up? Jeanie Gratis here? We got Sea Bass, we
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: got to seem.
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: Morgan is here.
• 27:13
  Speaker 11: Hey.
• 27:13
  Speaker 7: Phones are open eight seven. You can hit us up
• 27:17
  Speaker 7: with a text to two to nine eight seven. A
• 27:19
  Speaker 7: lot of people hit us up there or on social media.
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: Look for us there at the Woody Show.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: A lot of nice things that you see when you put.
• 27:28
  Speaker 7: Yourself out there, whether it's a radio show like this
• 27:31
  Speaker 7: or just on social media in general.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: But it is it is the public, so you have
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: to take the good yeah, right, If you're gonna put
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: yourself out there, you gotta expect that at some point not
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: everybody's gonna love you, right, And I don't know.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: There's an update on that chick Themarylisa dot com.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Check oh yeah, the billboard check.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:50
  Speaker 7: She had said before that she had received thousands of applications,
• 27:54
  Speaker 7: and you know, she's still going through those, and she's
• 27:56
  Speaker 7: still getting them, but she said she's also getting a
• 27:58
  Speaker 7: lot of hate mail.
• 27:59
  Speaker 12: Now.
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: She put up like a billboard.
• 28:01
  Speaker 7: She was having a hard time finding mister Wright, right,
• 28:04
  Speaker 7: so she put up this billboard.
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: And you know, say, hey, I'm looking for looking for
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: a dude.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, who's interest?
• 28:10
  Speaker 7: And she said that she expected some negative comments, but
• 28:13
  Speaker 7: she wasn't ready for people to use the site to
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: call her a bitch and a whole.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: She didn't ask us. We could have told her.
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: That was coming. We see stuff. He sees stuff all the.
• 28:26
  Speaker 8: Time, within the first five minutes of the bill being up.
• 28:29
  Speaker 8: All the time, despite all the hate mails, she's continuing on.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: She sees the.
• 28:35
  Speaker 8: Supportive messages and you know, so she's going through the
• 28:39
  Speaker 8: hate mail.
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: She keeps those in a separate Binder's the best.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's weird because she's from the San Francisco Bay area, right, Yes,
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: and in San Francisco there's like eight dudes to every
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: chick there, and so you think that she would have
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: her I know because I've talked to women from their
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: choice who has moved there, and they love it. They said, Oh,
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: when I lived in New York, I was a six,
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: but I when I moved to UH to San Francisco,
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: I'm a nine. Because there's so many tech guys there,
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: so many tech bros. And those are dorcs too, you know,
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: so it's not like they have a ton of experience
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: with women and take it. They can get walk all
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: over them.
• 29:20
  Speaker 11: Her list was pretty extensive. I remember, like she wanted.
• 29:23
  Speaker 11: She was very pretty bicky.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: She put it out there.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: That's right, But apparently you can be you can for her.
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: It's a buyer's market.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah it is, I mean, but some guys like that though.
• 29:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, true the horror part. Yeah, did Greg miss out
• 29:41
  Speaker 7: on his true love? His well, he wants to be
• 29:44
  Speaker 7: a kept man. Greg's dream is to be a stay
• 29:47
  Speaker 7: at home husband.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: That is my dream. What would be better than that,
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: especially the ones where the husband says you are not
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: getting a job, you are not to work.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: I want you to relax. Yeah, you rest your mouth
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: for when I get home.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: Greg, You're like, all right, I'll be okay, And when
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: you get home, the house will be picture perfect. You're
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: gonna have a new dinner every night. Look up recipes.
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: I'll cook for you, I'll clean.
• 30:13
  Speaker 7: You say that, and I think it's like how people
• 30:16
  Speaker 7: feel about a lot of things, like well, if I
• 30:18
  Speaker 7: had a treadmill, I would use it all the time.
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: People go, oh, man, I would love to have a
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: pool all the time.
• 30:26
  Speaker 7: And you are at first right, and then you do
• 30:29
  Speaker 7: that stuff, and then within six months, Greg, the house
• 30:31
  Speaker 7: is a disaster.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: Eating. Yeah, there's everywhere.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: You've got to make dinner again. Greg Oy sees red
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: when he hears a housewife say how boring her life is, Greg.
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: Because that's Greg's dream to live that life.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: And I think you're right, because we all want those
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: certain things, and then when you get them, you just
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: don't do it.
• 30:51
  Speaker 7: Nobody likes their own hair. I went totally everybody's you
• 30:55
  Speaker 7: know once whatever they don't have.
• 30:58
  Speaker 9: And I want Gina's hair. I want.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: I told you I went to college and near a beach,
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: and I said, I'm going to take a walk in
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: the beach every day. I did it zero times.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Zero time, zero, not even once.
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: I mean I rode my bike to the beach. I
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: think the best intentions.
• 31:12
  Speaker 7: I signed up for that gym on the first floor
• 31:15
  Speaker 7: of our building here at the radio station.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: It's full intention of going there after the show each day.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: Paid for a year.
• 31:20
  Speaker 7: I paid for the whole year up front. Asked me
• 31:22
  Speaker 7: how many times I went zero? The only the only
• 31:26
  Speaker 7: time I because you used your your building like key
• 31:29
  Speaker 7: card to buzz in the only time I buzzed into
• 31:32
  Speaker 7: that gym is when I hired Sea Bass and I
• 31:34
  Speaker 7: showed him the gym.
• 31:37
  Speaker 8: You know there's a gym here on the site, and oh, yeah, yeah,
• 31:40
  Speaker 8: you want to see it? Yeah, sure, and then buzzed
• 31:42
  Speaker 8: him in there. That was the one and only time
• 31:45
  Speaker 8: I used my one year full membership to.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Buzz in there. And he ended up using it. But
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: then he had issues. It's weird. It's always the other person.
• 31:52
  Speaker 7: Well, it's because he was living well. He chose to
• 31:55
  Speaker 7: live in a van so he didn't have to pay
• 31:57
  Speaker 7: money for rent. He was living in the van, but
• 31:59
  Speaker 7: he would used the gym downstairs for showering, and then
• 32:03
  Speaker 7: all the lockers wore his closet, so he commandeered like
• 32:08
  Speaker 7: six lockers or something, which i'm.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: Because that's not the rules. But again, the rules don't
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: apply to him.
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: He just applies the rules to everybody else. Okay, I
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: was wondering when.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: A minute defend yourself.
• 32:21
  Speaker 7: Then it was great because I understood what he was
• 32:24
  Speaker 7: saying too, because they provide towels.
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: Towel service was all good. You have to worry about.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: That that I get. Yeah, it's a sound bad when
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: you lie about the facts.
• 32:32
  Speaker 8: Okay, one locker, you had one locker for all your clothes.
• 32:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah that between that and between that and the RV
• 32:41
  Speaker 8: and the van, I didn't screw.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: I didn't store. I wasn't living down there.
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: I had.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: It was either in the dojo or in the RV.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: The dojo when well, when he.
• 32:48
  Speaker 7: First moved, when he first moved here, he was renting
• 32:52
  Speaker 7: an illegal apartment.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: It was a room over a dojo. This is very better.
• 32:56
  Speaker 7: The only it was it was it was supposed to
• 32:58
  Speaker 7: be like an office space and the only bathroom was
• 33:01
  Speaker 7: downstairs where the dojo was, and so in the kitchenette,
• 33:04
  Speaker 7: and so if you want the visual on this is great.
• 33:07
  Speaker 7: Anytime he wanted to use the bathroom or the kitchenette,
• 33:10
  Speaker 7: he would have to go downstairs from his illegal apartment
• 33:12
  Speaker 7: past all the kids who are taking their karate lesson.
• 33:17
  Speaker 8: They said the kitchenette was in the back of the room.
• 33:20
  Speaker 8: So yes, the dog my apartment looked out on the
• 33:23
  Speaker 8: kitchen on the dojo, but everything was in the back,
• 33:26
  Speaker 8: so I didn't have to walk through. The bathroom was
• 33:29
  Speaker 8: the one that all the kids and stuff had to
• 33:30
  Speaker 8: use too, right, But that was in the back where
• 33:31
  Speaker 8: my apartm, where my apartment was, So you're waiting for
• 33:34
  Speaker 8: the bathroom.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: But going back to the gym and the building, I'm
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: trying to remember now, it was the issue of some
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: towels started disappearing.
• 33:42
  Speaker 8: There was no issue of that. They never noticed because
• 33:44
  Speaker 8: no one ever used it. They had ample towels. They
• 33:48
  Speaker 8: didn't have inventory now either, because our buildings fifty seven
• 33:54
  Speaker 8: percent empty and they've overpriced the damn place and they
• 33:57
  Speaker 8: closed it on the weekends.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: It doesn't open till five price.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:00
  Speaker 7: Anyway, Another example, though, typically how Sea Bass will apply
• 34:05
  Speaker 7: the rules to everybody else. But when there's a rule, well,
• 34:07
  Speaker 7: what about the garage.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: You're at the building, you're storing the vehicle, we were
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: using dooring, you were storing clothes, and the locker downstairs
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: which you cut the lock off of a bike rack downstairs.
• 34:20
  Speaker 8: Actually last week, very satisfied, but I get the point.
• 34:25
  Speaker 8: The point being is that my quote unquote rules, the
• 34:27
  Speaker 8: rules are the crimes were entirely victimless, like with the
• 34:31
  Speaker 8: parking spot.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: So what about the lock on the rack downstairs? That
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: turned out to be a friendly fire issue misunderstanding because
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: ninety of the locks I cut and remove are eye sores.
• 34:44
  Speaker 7: He bought like an angle grinder just so we can
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: cut locks. And also for the sandwich board signs that
• 34:51
  Speaker 7: people will put out on the sidewalks and they'll like
• 34:55
  Speaker 7: kind of chain them to a like a light post
• 34:57
  Speaker 7: or something. I just want to crap up the wrote it.
• 35:00
  Speaker 7: I don't have to pay for real advertising, and.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: I will argue for a sea bass with the bike
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: lock thing, you don't grown ass man, he shouldn't be
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: riding your bike to work. Also true, nor.
• 35:14
  Speaker 8: When I announced that text, he is saying, yeah, we
• 35:17
  Speaker 8: do that at my work or my school. All the
• 35:18
  Speaker 8: time because people the vast majority of the time. When
• 35:21
  Speaker 8: you see an empty bike clock, it's been there for
• 35:22
  Speaker 8: six years. Yeah, yeah, and it's just a nysore. Well,
• 35:25
  Speaker 8: going back to Greg in his dream of being a
• 35:28
  Speaker 8: kept man. So years ago, Ryan Murphy, the Ryan Murphy
• 35:32
  Speaker 8: was a was a guest on the show, and boy
• 35:35
  Speaker 8: he came in and he had the biggest crush on
• 35:37
  Speaker 8: Greg Gory and his gaitar must have been because at
• 35:40
  Speaker 8: the time, this is before Greg was out of the closet,
• 35:44
  Speaker 8: so he was still married to a woman homosexual when man.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: He shot his shot and Greg wasn't having it.
• 35:52
  Speaker 7: That's the theme, the topic, the story of the new
• 35:56
  Speaker 7: animated podcast.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: We have a brand new animated podcast based on the store.
• 35:59
  Speaker 7: I'll play the clip here, but you can see it
• 36:01
  Speaker 7: just go to our YouTube page, YouTube dot com, slash
• 36:04
  Speaker 7: the Woody Show, or check it out on our social media.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: At the Woody Show, this is years ago. We were
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: working at a radio station in San Francisco. Ryan Murphy
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: came in to promote it might have been the beginning
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: of American Horset.
• 36:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, like whatever his current project was, and he was
• 36:18
  Speaker 8: straight up.
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: Infatuated with Greg.
• 36:20
  Speaker 8: Now at a time Greg was married to a woman,
• 36:24
  Speaker 8: Greg was still in the closet, Greg in his out
• 36:28
  Speaker 8: of the closet gay self. Right, he could be mister
• 36:31
  Speaker 8: Murphy right now, I know not Greg Greg Murphy, Greg Murphy.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: I'd be living in advance.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: He loves you, probably hate him for providing for you
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: right now.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: We would be terrible. He'd be like, I don't to
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: have I want to have my own career, like those
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: words would ever come out of my mouth.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: And also he's kind of too white for you, right.
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's definitely not My.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Tie million dollars make up for that. You gotta see
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: the visuals and you handed me the podcast waiting for
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: you right now on our you page YouTube dot com
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: slash the Woody Show.
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: There is a plot in Ryan Murphy's new creation, All's
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: Fair with Kim Kardashian and Naomi.
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: It's a zero percent critics score to see that it's
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: up to six.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Thank you? Is it really?
• 37:14
  Speaker 13: Yeah?
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: It's I started watching it super dumb. But one of
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: the subparts is Jessica Simpson, who looks like a different
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: person and she's going through this divorce and she had
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: that same complaint. My husband wouldn't let me.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: Get a job.
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: He wanted me to stay home, and.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: I thought, and the problem is and and she was
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: married in the show to a billionaire. Ye, well, could
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: be better than that. Right, you're not allowed to work,
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: and then if you get divorced, you'll be able to
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: tell the judgeable he wouldn't let me work, And so
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: you'll get support from the rest of your life.
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: In that lifestyle, you can't have a career.
• 37:52
  Speaker 7: We'll take a break, we'll come back, Gini Grad's gonna
• 37:54
  Speaker 7: have the treading news headlines coming up for you next
• 37:56
  Speaker 7: here on The Woody.
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: Show, The Woody Show, Right back, kid.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: Would all right, Gina Grad, what are the trending news headlines?
• 38:12
  Speaker 10: Yeah, Well, the death toll is now up to twelve
• 38:14
  Speaker 10: for that UPS cargo plane that crashed in Louisville, and
• 38:17
  Speaker 10: the number is expected to get higher. Meanwhile, fifteen people
• 38:20
  Speaker 10: were injured, at least sixteen are missing, and as we
• 38:23
  Speaker 10: mentioned yesterday, all three flight crew members were killed, and
• 38:26
  Speaker 10: now we know that a child was killed as well.
• 38:30
  Speaker 10: The NTSB says that the left engine detached after fire
• 38:33
  Speaker 10: shot out of the left wing, and with the engine detached,
• 38:35
  Speaker 10: the weight balance of the plane was off, which is
• 38:37
  Speaker 10: what you know why there was a crash at a
• 38:39
  Speaker 10: ninety degree angle. And to answer MENACE's question from yesterday,
• 38:43
  Speaker 10: officials say the controller shortage did not play a part
• 38:46
  Speaker 10: in this crash.
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: No, no kidding. The engine came off.
• 38:48
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, nobody had told him to do that.
• 38:52
  Speaker 7: I think people can't wait. It seems weird because I
• 38:54
  Speaker 7: keep hearing about it. I think people can't wait for
• 38:56
  Speaker 7: something to happen, so they.
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: Be exactly right.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Well, the only reason I asked that question is because
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: I did not hear about the engine issue.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 39:07
  Speaker 10: Also, records show that the plane had just gone through
• 39:09
  Speaker 10: heavy maintenance, So officials are going to see what kind
• 39:11
  Speaker 10: of work was done on that engine, because that is
• 39:14
  Speaker 10: not okay. And thanks to the government shut down, the
• 39:17
  Speaker 10: FAA announced that they'll be reducing ten percent of flights
• 39:20
  Speaker 10: across forty major airports tomorrow morning. The cuts will be
• 39:23
  Speaker 10: made in Los Angeles, Dallas, Las Vegas, all three New
• 39:26
  Speaker 10: York City airports, both Chicago Airports, Atlanta, Boston, a bunch
• 39:30
  Speaker 10: of others. The announcement means that literally thousands of flights
• 39:34
  Speaker 10: could be cut per day.
• 39:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they're just trying to help out the air traffick control.
• 39:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah yea, so yeah, make sure you check your reservations.
• 39:42
  Speaker 7: They either disappeared, we scheduled you, or.
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: Canceled your flight.
• 39:46
  Speaker 7: And now that we're getting into the holiday travel season,
• 39:49
  Speaker 7: that's going to be that's going to be crazy.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Well that's what the FA said.
• 39:53
  Speaker 10: They said, our sole role is to make sure we
• 39:55
  Speaker 10: keep the airspace as safe as possible. And they also
• 39:57
  Speaker 10: made sure to add that each airline's flights can will
• 40:00
  Speaker 10: be balanced. But there's no perfect solution. They're doing what
• 40:03
  Speaker 10: they can. Well, Starbucks is having some issues now that
• 40:06
  Speaker 10: their union workers have voted to go on strike unless
• 40:08
  Speaker 10: they agree on a new labor contract by next week.
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: I still think it's hilarious that there's a barista union.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Dude, right, auto workers get it, nurses workers, electricians, I
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: get it right.
• 40:21
  Speaker 9: I feel like we're constantly hearing about them.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Well, also, I got to check my sources, but did
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: you hear about Castle Bonita the workers striking again too?
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Is that the one that's owned by Trey Parker's like
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: crazy paid all this stuff. They try to do all
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: these things for the workers and they still strike.
• 40:37
  Speaker 10: Well, and apparently it's not the waiters and the servers.
• 40:40
  Speaker 10: It's like the divers and performers that they think are
• 40:42
  Speaker 10: getting screwed. But yeah, I don't know if that's true. God, Well,
• 40:46
  Speaker 10: the strike would kick off on the thirteenth, which happens
• 40:48
  Speaker 10: to be the busiest day of the year since it's
• 40:51
  Speaker 10: Red Cup Day.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: I had to google Red Cup Day.
• 40:57
  Speaker 9: Really, you know what it was that's been around for.
• 40:59
  Speaker 10: Years when they put a new Christmas picture on a
• 41:02
  Speaker 10: red cup.
• 41:02
  Speaker 9: Okay, it's when the Christmas cups come out.
• 41:04
  Speaker 14: Honey.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: They know what they're doing, they know when to strike.
• 41:06
  Speaker 10: There are Well, Starbucks and their unions tried to work
• 41:09
  Speaker 10: on an agreement last year, but the CEO who was
• 41:11
  Speaker 10: working with them they got replaced. So here's what the
• 41:13
  Speaker 10: union wants. They want an immediate sixty five percent pay increase,
• 41:18
  Speaker 10: a seventy seven percent increase.
• 41:20
  Speaker 7: Of the idea that you'll settle settle, you know, sixty They.
• 41:25
  Speaker 10: Want extra pay on weekends and days when Starbucks runs
• 41:28
  Speaker 10: these big promotions. And I looked it up. Apparently the
• 41:31
  Speaker 10: average Starbucks barista around the country makes seventeen fifty an hour.
• 41:35
  Speaker 10: But the biggest Starbucks news everybody is how all the
• 41:39
  Speaker 10: basic bitches are freaking out over a post on Starbucks
• 41:42
  Speaker 10: that they did on Instagram showing the new bear Restuck cup. Yes, okay,
• 41:47
  Speaker 10: maybe Sam, we can get a star information. It's shaped
• 41:50
  Speaker 10: like a bear and has a lid that looks.
• 41:52
  Speaker 15: Like a hat right with a straw on it, so
• 41:54
  Speaker 15: you just need to drink it. And it's a cute
• 41:55
  Speaker 15: little it.
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: Almost adults instantly.
• 42:00
  Speaker 9: It almost seeks like.
• 42:01
  Speaker 15: Those little honey you know, the honey that shaped like
• 42:03
  Speaker 15: a bear. So it's kind of like that, except for
• 42:05
  Speaker 15: you know, bigger and has the cute little cap on
• 42:07
  Speaker 15: its little Starbucks little green with estraw that goes through
• 42:11
  Speaker 15: it and you put your coffee.
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: This is what adults are freaking out of.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Would you pay thirty bucks because that's how much they
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: cause dollars? Yes? No, and only for a limited time
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: people do I mean the popcorn books fifty something for sure.
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: Anything. There's people in boardrooms having meetings laughing what you do.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: And would ask where do you put it?
• 42:32
  Speaker 7: What are you doing with all the other one right
• 42:35
  Speaker 7: next to your stanley.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: I've seen videos of people tackling each other at targets
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: to get Starbucks cubs. We're done done specific clubs. The dude,
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: they're like made in Indonesia for five cents.
• 42:48
  Speaker 9: But it's so cute.
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: Oh so with the uh, then look at it.
• 42:52
  Speaker 7: The Starbucks union thing that's going on right now. Starbucks
• 42:55
  Speaker 7: announced that they're testing AI baristas.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Oh there you go.
• 43:01
  Speaker 7: All customers would have to do is talk into their
• 43:03
  Speaker 7: phone and say something like I need my Starbucks order.
• 43:05
  Speaker 7: I'll be there in ten minutes. And they say it's
• 43:07
  Speaker 7: still a couple of years away. But the company says
• 43:09
  Speaker 7: they are working on this and a couple other things.
• 43:11
  Speaker 7: An AI Barista assistant, so that would that programs called
• 43:15
  Speaker 7: the Green Dot Assist, and it helps the day to
• 43:18
  Speaker 7: day operations, like giving instructions for equipment issues step by
• 43:22
  Speaker 7: step on how to make like a specific drink. And
• 43:25
  Speaker 7: they're rolling this out to more and more stores every day.
• 43:27
  Speaker 7: But don't worry, baristas. I'm sure your strike will work
• 43:32
  Speaker 7: because the Starbucks CEO is emphasizing that these new AI
• 43:36
  Speaker 7: systems are only meant to help employees.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Oh sure, not to fully replace them, help them right
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: out the door. Yeah, well, I mean they're sugar. They're
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: still going to have to have somebody maintain them and
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: stuff like that. Yeah, it's not gonna get the people
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: who are current baristas are going to be maintaining the
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: AI systems. But I don't think AI thing is as
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: you know, magical as everybody thinks. The guy who predicted
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: the economy me like bubble with the housing crisis all
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: that kind of stuff. He just put down a billion
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: dollars against AI that the AI bubble will crash. But
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: what about flippy.
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: Meaning the AI bubble?
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: What like?
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: What does that mean?
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: All the investments into AI that like over the top
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: stuff that the the like, all these different products that
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: they're trying to put out are not going to be
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: as great as they are. And then the whole market. Yeah,
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: all the AI economy is going to crash.
• 44:31
  Speaker 15: A lot of it's not proven yet, and they're thinking
• 44:33
  Speaker 15: a lot of money into this knowing if it's really
• 44:35
  Speaker 15: going to work.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:36
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but we think it'll get there eventually.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Right, I'm all about it.
• 44:40
  Speaker 9: It's not right now, but it will happen. Yeah.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Well, Mexica, the Mexican President Claudia Shinbaum, did you guys
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: see this video?
• 44:46
  Speaker 10: She was groped by some weirdo and broad Daylight while
• 44:48
  Speaker 10: she was out talking to supporters of Mexico City and
• 44:51
  Speaker 10: the whole thing was caught on video. It shows this
• 44:53
  Speaker 10: dude coming up behind her, leaning into kiss her, and
• 44:55
  Speaker 10: putting his hands all over her waist. And that's when
• 44:57
  Speaker 10: you see the President turn around push him before security
• 45:01
  Speaker 10: grabs him and hauls him away.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: Oh that guy's so dead, Greg, I do have a
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: quick question. Was he drunk?
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: You bet?
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah? People have also called.
• 45:10
  Speaker 10: The President's security into questions since they were nowhere to
• 45:13
  Speaker 10: be seen.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: With this guy just walked right up to where he started. Test.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: That guy I've been seen since. Yeah. I don't think
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: his family knows where he is.
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 45:21
  Speaker 10: And finally, a guy in Texas is in trouble after
• 45:24
  Speaker 10: stealing Legos from a bunch of different target stores. He
• 45:28
  Speaker 10: spent two months going to twenty three different targets across
• 45:32
  Speaker 10: fourteen cities and stole over thirty seven thousand dollars in legos.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Menace. I know you like legos.
• 45:38
  Speaker 7: Can you imagine going to prison over legos?
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: Witch in for dog?
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, leg legos?
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: You see, this is not the first time we've heard
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: about this. It was almost ten years ago that this
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: COO of a major company got busted trying to steal legos. Well,
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 45:55
  Speaker 10: If this was for the same reason, because this guy
• 45:58
  Speaker 10: wasn't even stealthy about it. He just walk in, grab
• 46:00
  Speaker 10: so he wants and walks out. And when he was arrested,
• 46:02
  Speaker 10: the cops searched his house. They found tons of other
• 46:04
  Speaker 10: stolen stuff and drugs and five thousand bucks in cash,
• 46:08
  Speaker 10: and cops say the guy has eight outstanding felony warrants
• 46:11
  Speaker 10: and apparently he's a part of a big organized theft
• 46:14
  Speaker 10: ring in North Texas and Oklahoma that buys legos specifically
• 46:18
  Speaker 10: and resells them online.
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: That's so gangster.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah right, warrants.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: What I.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: Don't know about legs? Which set do you have to
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: keep away for the kids?
• 46:31
  Speaker 7: At least the ones with the the engines, the machine,
• 46:34
  Speaker 7: the electronic ones.
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: The move in the Death Star.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: Yes, godfather, I want that one that's the Titanic. You
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: have that one, this discontinued.
• 46:43
  Speaker 7: Marios pleases me, you bring me these lego flower Bouquets's
• 46:48
  Speaker 7: wedding day.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: You have the Game Boy one. Yeah, well that's what's
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: going on with I.
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: Thank you very much, Tino grad this is no more.
• 47:00
  Speaker 7: It was a big day in Odessa, Texas, a grand
• 47:04
  Speaker 7: opening of a new bass pro shop.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I don't think I've.
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: Ever been to a b.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they rule so hard.
• 47:13
  Speaker 9: They're huge.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I heard they're big, and I heard they they
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: got boats, they got at vs inside smells in them.
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: I've driven by, I've never I've never been in.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: They're great.
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're the best.
• 47:27
  Speaker 7: Well, it was a big day. They opened up a
• 47:29
  Speaker 7: brand new Bass Pro shop. Everyone having a great time.
• 47:32
  Speaker 7: But then a couple of guys got into a fight
• 47:34
  Speaker 7: while they were waiting in line for the restroom. For
• 47:37
  Speaker 7: some reason, I have no idea that. But then a
• 47:40
  Speaker 7: second fight broke out. Now here is some audio from
• 47:44
  Speaker 7: the melee.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: Well it's no wonder our schools are falling apart. You
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: idiots are fighting in line at the Bass Pro shop.
• 48:00
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, nice clothes there too.
• 48:03
  Speaker 7: Now the cops did show up. Nobody got arrested, but
• 48:06
  Speaker 7: the dudes who were fighting, they got something way worse,
• 48:08
  Speaker 7: a lifetime ban from the store. That's dude, for for
• 48:13
  Speaker 7: any man that wears a triple Xcel Safety orange field
• 48:16
  Speaker 7: shirt in public, that is a sentence far worse than depth.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: Don't you think that is bad?
• 48:21
  Speaker 9: Where you going to get your bait and tackle?
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: Do all the bass pro shops have those fish.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Tanks fishing there. It's pretty much like a little lake.
• 48:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah, there was one where that's outside, but inside they
• 48:35
  Speaker 8: have something else.
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:36
  Speaker 7: Right, there's a water feature inside, but outside there's a
• 48:39
  Speaker 7: stocked pond. Well yeah, all of them, not all of them.
• 48:42
  Speaker 11: The one I went to as a kid was on
• 48:43
  Speaker 11: a lake, so you'd ride the boat up to it.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: God, inside they always had the huge you can like test.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: Some other bathroom drama dude in Florida. He was at
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: a grocery store nature call, so he hits up the restroom.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: He's doing his business, and he heard somebody else rush in.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: Now it's a it's a smaller bathroom, like one stall,
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: one urinal kind of thing. And the guy saw that
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: someone was in the stall starts banging on the stall
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: door and demanding that the guy's in there taking a
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: dump get out so he could use it.
• 49:14
  Speaker 7: I mean, clearly, this is a Pooh emergency. The man
• 49:17
  Speaker 7: in the stall, he was trying to hurry as quick
• 49:19
  Speaker 7: as he could. It just wasn't fast enough. So the
• 49:21
  Speaker 7: guy outside the stall pulls a knife, kicks the door open,
• 49:25
  Speaker 7: and threatens the guy get out.
• 49:31
  Speaker 9: Would have never happened. If it was a girl and
• 49:33
  Speaker 9: she stuck her thumb up.
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: And you know, pushed it down.
• 49:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah, ladies, if you ever constipated, uh, you know, we
• 49:40
  Speaker 7: we heard about that pro tip where you can just
• 49:44
  Speaker 7: put a thumb in through your vagina and then push
• 49:47
  Speaker 7: down from the inside, and apparently it.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: Morgan tried it.
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:52
  Speaker 9: More going to hurry and someone's banging on the door,
• 49:54
  Speaker 9: do that.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: Morgan tried it. Yeah, we heard about it.
• 49:57
  Speaker 7: We asked the ladies if they'd be willing to try it,
• 49:58
  Speaker 7: because if you're in that situation sometimes you're anything. Yeah,
• 50:02
  Speaker 7: and Morgan gave it a shot and she said it
• 50:03
  Speaker 7: really works. After his dump, the cops were waiting for him.
• 50:07
  Speaker 7: He was arrested, taken to jail. Very worth it, very
• 50:10
  Speaker 7: worth it.
• 50:10
  Speaker 10: Do you guys remember the Walmart that had the bomb
• 50:13
  Speaker 10: squad sent to it because the guy was going in
• 50:14
  Speaker 10: the bathroom still up up.
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'll see if I can find that guy.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Oh good.
• 50:25
  Speaker 16: Uh.
• 50:25
  Speaker 7: There was a city council meeting and one of the
• 50:28
  Speaker 7: members had to run to the restroom. He's a diabetic,
• 50:30
  Speaker 7: so he used the potty pretty often, which I mean
• 50:32
  Speaker 7: that sucks, But what sucks even more is the guy.
• 50:35
  Speaker 7: He goes to the restroom. He sits down on the toilet,
• 50:37
  Speaker 7: you know, doing his thing. And then he heard one
• 50:39
  Speaker 7: of the other council members say, before we start, counselman,
• 50:42
  Speaker 7: are you aware that your camera is live? I have
• 50:46
  Speaker 7: the clip and I love the the awkward silence here
• 50:50
  Speaker 7: check it out and.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: I'm okay to to start. Yes, yes, no problem and
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: can you can you see the slave? Okay? And hear
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: me yes, thanks, perfect good starts. Uh so, that's that's
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: application relates to the proposed construction of bathroom store. Before
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: we start, Billy Roger, are you aware of your camera
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: is life?
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: Thank you?
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 51:12
  Speaker 7: He's like, oh crap. By the way, I should have
• 51:15
  Speaker 7: said warning, fun accent.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: This was in.
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: Scotland, Bonner, your camera is live.
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: My labrador, my lubrador Bonner.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: And said the Paul so was a dial?
• 51:30
  Speaker 7: Do I found I found the I found the clip
• 51:36
  Speaker 7: from the news.
• 51:37
  Speaker 14: There some scary horns for customers at a Kansas home depot.
• 51:40
  Speaker 14: Police responded to reports of a bomb threat at the
• 51:42
  Speaker 14: store in Wichita. A customer alerted employees a man inside
• 51:46
  Speaker 14: the bathroom said there was a bomb in the building.
• 51:49
  Speaker 14: Police were able to locate the man responsible for those comments,
• 51:52
  Speaker 14: and that man told police he warned other guests to
• 51:55
  Speaker 14: leave the restroom because he was quote fixing to blow
• 51:58
  Speaker 14: it up but intention of causing a panic. Man also
• 52:02
  Speaker 14: to others in the room laughed understanding his joke, which
• 52:08
  Speaker 14: I'm just now dudding. Depot says, they will not be
• 52:12
  Speaker 14: pressing charges.
• 52:15
  Speaker 17: To eat it now.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: Please, No, you have to go to We're gonna go.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: We're gonna get it alight.
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: There's well you can do this.
• 52:36
  Speaker 8: All right, turning down to an impassioned plea and a
• 52:39
  Speaker 8: string of thefts.
• 52:41
  Speaker 18: Yeah, it happens sometimes the laughter like the most uh,
• 52:49
  Speaker 18: it happened in the news that one dude was reporting
• 52:51
  Speaker 18: about some.
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: Murders and some car crashes and he could not stop laughing.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: Like burned to death or yea, the last three people dead.
• 53:02
  Speaker 19: Police in Nebraska say a rental truck carrying two people
• 53:05
  Speaker 19: lost control across the median and collide it head on
• 53:08
  Speaker 19: with a semi truck. Both trucks burst into flames, and
• 53:11
  Speaker 19: witnesses say there were several explosions to hilarious, excuse me,
• 53:17
  Speaker 19: the two people in the room, the two people in
• 53:22
  Speaker 19: the real truck, and the driver of the semi This
• 53:24
  Speaker 19: is a sad story. Excuse me, we're killed. We had
• 53:27
  Speaker 19: fires containing about ten minutes.
• 53:29
  Speaker 11: Apparently they were going on off camera, like right before
• 53:34
  Speaker 11: they came back from commercial.
• 53:35
  Speaker 9: They were joking about something.
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that happens to us all the time, all the time.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: Well, we've already explained the cow chip to you this morning,
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: so I.
• 53:42
  Speaker 16: Don't want to explain anything.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: Just leave it there. It's got quite ray star shot
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: this morning.
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: The newsroom loves it.
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: You're very ammute.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: You should say, I know, I can't believe slight radar,
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: clear disguise. You're just trying to do his job. Yeah,
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: poor guy, Yeah, just another guy can't stop laughing.
• 54:18
  Speaker 17: Something special at.
• 54:19
  Speaker 20: The National Western Stock Show today is Bison hump Day.
• 54:23
  Speaker 20: Her answers will meet ahead of the show to talk
• 54:25
  Speaker 20: about ways to improve it's.
• 54:27
  Speaker 17: Just making me laugh. Ways to improve the bison population.
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: Now, some of them the talk will be conservation.
• 54:36
  Speaker 20: Some will talk in your technology to manage the herds.
• 54:39
  Speaker 20: This is all part of the Roaming to Success campaign
• 54:42
  Speaker 20: that aims to increase bison population from four hundred thousand.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: To more than a million animals. I'm done the hard time.
• 54:52
  Speaker 7: The way she's the way she's speaking, it sounds like, uh,
• 54:54
  Speaker 7: you know when someone's giving you a mouth party and
• 54:57
  Speaker 7: you're on the phone and you're trying to speak.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: To someone the Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, like
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: when your wife surprises you. Guys, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: like you're on the phone with somebody important and all
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: of a sudden.
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yes.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: Uh got it sounds great.
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: Four o'clock on Monday. Ye gotta go alright more what
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: he shows next?
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: Hang on the show.
• 55:18
  Speaker 7: I gotta you make the call. You guys like to
• 55:22
  Speaker 7: be judgmental, absolutely, so let's see what you think about
• 55:25
  Speaker 7: this where Steve best. He loves to be judgmental. He
• 55:28
  Speaker 7: loves to be a judge of jury. Yeah, watch all
• 55:30
  Speaker 7: out there, all right.
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: It comes.
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he likes stuff like this. Yeah, we'll pull away,
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: all right, let's get here. He comes there there he is, Yeah,
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: all right.
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: Make sure you check out on TV and.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: Harry sees your dumbes work.
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: Let me let me let me know when you're ready.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: Listen.
• 55:53
  Speaker 7: So, a woman is accused of theft after she held
• 55:57
  Speaker 7: part of a security posit from.
• 55:59
  Speaker 5: A roommate that she was kicking out when.
• 56:02
  Speaker 7: The roommate moved in the deposit was three hundred and
• 56:05
  Speaker 7: twenty five dollars, and when he moved out.
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: He only got two hundred dollars of it back.
• 56:10
  Speaker 7: The landlord's charges included a cleaning fee, shared expenses, a
• 56:14
  Speaker 7: magic eraser like as those are great, those are magic,
• 56:21
  Speaker 7: and the cost of some missing candy. Okay, the roommate
• 56:26
  Speaker 7: was pissed, did admit to taking some of the candy,
• 56:28
  Speaker 7: but Number one felt that charging him over it was petty,
• 56:32
  Speaker 7: and number two that withholding the deposit was against the law.
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: So it went to court. So what do you guys.
• 56:42
  Speaker 8: Think over one hundred and dollars undred and twenty five dollars?
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: How would you rule in this situation?
• 56:50
  Speaker 10: I think it's lame and petty, but I think that
• 56:54
  Speaker 10: they're right. I think they can deduct right for stuff
• 56:56
  Speaker 10: that they need to get you saying hey x.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: Y Z and yeah, have you ever got one hundred
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: percent of your deposit back?
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 57:03
  Speaker 18: Ever?
• 57:04
  Speaker 5: Every time? Ever, really, every single time.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: That's insane. I mean, I I do a deep cleaning. Yeah,
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever had a penny with hell.
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: I'll have the I'll have the carpets cleaned.
• 57:15
  Speaker 10: I down dollars to have our last house deep clean,
• 57:19
  Speaker 10: and they still took out two fifty for cleaning charges.
• 57:21
  Speaker 8: See I would argue that, Yeah.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: I would.
• 57:24
  Speaker 5: I would probably would have taken your standards.
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I would show.
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: I would show the the receipt.
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: And you were there for how many years? Six and
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: you had a deep cleaned Yeah, yeah, you gotta fight that.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: I told you. The last one, I got fifty dollars
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: deducted because that little oven drawer on the bottom of
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: your oven. Yeah, you never used the broiler. I never
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: even used it once, and they said it wasn't clean.
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: And I had I doesn't even know it was there.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, this is a thing.
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: It's for storing lids.
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: That's a warming drawer or something.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: And then the one before that, I mean I did
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: punch a hole in the ceiling because my neighbor was
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: really loud.
• 58:02
  Speaker 5: That'll do it, all right, So, uh, Gina grad.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: I think the plaintiff is right, even though they're lame.
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: Okay, Greg Gore, Yeah, I think with holding one hundred
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: and twenty five is fair all right for the landlord. Yeah, landlord,
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: everybody going with the landlord. Yeah, this is also an
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: insanely small amounts like, where where.
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: The hell was this?
• 58:20
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's a cheap deposit.
• 58:22
  Speaker 7: So the court heard the case and decided that the
• 58:25
  Speaker 7: landlord was right. They ruled that while the law applies
• 58:28
  Speaker 7: to most tenants, it doesn't apply to roommate to roommate
• 58:31
  Speaker 7: situations and it's a shared living space. But they said
• 58:35
  Speaker 7: that the guy was a slob, and so they had
• 58:37
  Speaker 7: no problem siding with the landlord holding the deposit.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah good, pretty easy.
• 58:42
  Speaker 7: So bad match for roommates, Yeah, but having dude having
• 58:47
  Speaker 7: roommates blows it does. I was so lucky to never
• 58:51
  Speaker 7: have a roommate.
• 58:52
  Speaker 19: Wow.
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: Never.
• 58:54
  Speaker 7: I rented rather than get a place where I would
• 58:56
  Speaker 7: need a roommate. That's when I rented the rooms in
• 58:59
  Speaker 7: someone's house. Housemate, No, it's not. I never saw these
• 59:02
  Speaker 7: people consider a roommate. Then, like some of that you
• 59:05
  Speaker 7: share all the space with.
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: You use the kitchen and stuff.
• 59:09
  Speaker 7: I had access to the kitchen, but I never used it.
• 59:12
  Speaker 7: It was no like it was these two old brothers.
• 59:15
  Speaker 7: The house was left to them by their parents. It
• 59:17
  Speaker 7: was in disarray, it was met. They were hoarders. It
• 59:21
  Speaker 7: was disgusting. So I never used the kitchen. Greg I
• 59:24
  Speaker 7: had what was the master bedroom of the house that
• 59:27
  Speaker 7: they rented out, so it had like a bathroom attached
• 59:31
  Speaker 7: to it. So I had like a non suite, private
• 59:35
  Speaker 7: private in my bad, I said, master, I meant primary.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: It's still your roommates. But I mean, even though you didn't.
• 59:41
  Speaker 8: Have a lot of interactions with on that way, like
• 59:43
  Speaker 8: a roommate, roommate is where like they're on the lease.
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: Shared then you hang out and watch TV.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: I always had the best time with roommates. We only
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: had one issue one time where one of the roommates like,
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: oh yeah, my buddy needs a place to stay and
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: it was supposed to be like four days and ended
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: up being six months. Leave it on the couch. But
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: I've been in those types of situations, so I didn't
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: really have a major issue with it. But then eventually,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: like everybody's like, Okay, this guy's been here long enough.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: He's not like trying to get out and go yeah,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: so he has to leave.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 7: If it's a friend and you go on on a plate,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 7: I think that's a little bit different. But like when
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 7: you're out there and posting an ad looking for a roommate,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 7: I would.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: Have no interest in me.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: You're just gonna get weirdose, yeah, if it's a stranger
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: way right. Some of the best times in my life
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: were with my roommate and our mutual friend Rip Robin.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: She and I, you guys were friends already, right, It
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: wasn't Robin, but she was a mutual friend of ours.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: She came over one night and to my roommate, we
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: did the ye old put shaving cream on his hand
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: while he passed out drawing and take his face oh
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: like twenty seven okay, and then he goes to scratch
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: his face gets shaving cream everywhere. So his retaliation to
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: me the day before he moved out, which he thought
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: was equivalent to shaving cream on the face, was to
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: pour syrup all over the carpet and then put potting
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: soil on noise. You got burned hard, gread let's vandalize
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: the place.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: But with what you said, would he Some of my
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: roommates were from member craigslist, just likenger. I did that
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: one time, but we did interview and we interviewed them
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: to make sure we did.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 7: But again, everybody sends their representative, Like whenever you meet
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 7: somebody job interviews. I always try to like whenever I'm
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 7: interviewing somebody for a position, Like I try to see
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 7: through whatever they're trying to show me, right because I
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 7: feel like I'm the distrusting person anyway. But everybody sends
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 7: their best representative, the best, absolute best version of themselves,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 7: and it takes sometimes a couple of weeks, maybe even
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 7: a couple of months, that's whether you're dating or interviewing,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 7: and then you really start to see how they really
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 7: are back.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: You have to you have to break you have to
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 5: break that down.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: Give them that much time, because like I give me
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: some within the first ten seconds, I'm like, oh, this person.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: So well, you're amazing.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: This person is not good.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 8: I think Menace has a better he has a better
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 8: personal radar than I think.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: Most most people. Thank you Sea Bass, because people well
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: didn't seem crazy.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah right, And then next thing you know, you're
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 7: in a relationship or you hired this person and trust
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 7: now you're stuck in a nightmare.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then and then you uh yeah, you're like,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: oh they seem cool whatever, blah blah, and then you're
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: like shocked by it.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 11: My last roommate he spent all his money and he
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 11: went to Brazil into ayahuasca. So you to like kick
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 11: him out because he wasn't paying rent.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 8: So Sea Bass in your roommate situation, he said, you
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 8: did that once one time with non friends. It was
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 8: I honestly don't remember why I did this. There was
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 8: it was an older, older girl, she was twenty five.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 8: She's pretty hot too, and she was only going to
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 8: live in this place for two more months. And she said, hey,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 8: do I need you know craigslisted a roommate and I
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 8: said sure, and I moved in and they made me
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 8: sign on the lease and then she left and they
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 8: tried to get me to like they tried to hold
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 8: me for the whole twelve months, and I was like, no,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 8: I can't. I literally couldn't afford anything. I yeah, I
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 8: was buying a loaf of bread and a pound of
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 8: bologna every day because that's all I could afford.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 8: I had a U haul repossessed for me during that time.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 8: I possessed because because you rented it and just held
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 8: I was, yes, I was too young. I was under
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 8: twenty five, so I was too young to qualify for
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 8: a car rental. But I needed to get to my jobs.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 8: I was like, hey you haul. Yeah, And then like
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 8: one day turned into six or seven. Then one day
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 8: I looked out the window and there was a U
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  Speaker 8: Haul the back of a pickup truck.
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  Speaker 5: Taking the bus home. Dude, that's ghetto.
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  Speaker 8: I was working like a nice corporate office too. Your
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 8: U haul, Dude, your rides here, that's hilarious. Well, I guess,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 8: I guess it's gonna be an hour and a half
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 8: on the bus.
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  Speaker 7: That's so you've always been strange. Yeah, well, I work
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 7: with a guy who shows up in a U haul every day.
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  Speaker 2: I forget. It's like on the rest of development. They
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: would drive the stairs right and they get some pop up.
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  Speaker 8: After that, I bought somebody's used car, not to live in,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 8: but I lived in their garage for a while, and
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 8: much like Menace the situation, one of the roomates didn't
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 8: like that.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: After a while. He was like, Hey, dude, what's up.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 8: Who's this weirdo living in the garage? Those are all
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 8: friends of mine. So I had much I had longer
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 8: leash on that one.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: But I will say this, you are ahead of your
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: time because these street takeovers. They're starting to rent like
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: U haul trucks and stuff and doing three sixties.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 5: Well yeah, U hauls.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it makes sense because you had a lot of
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 8: these are up. These are no good teens, and no
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 8: good teens can't get a you know, first rent a car. Yeah,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 8: I wonder why because they're not twenty five.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: So they go to home depot and get one of
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: these trucks you do, burnouse and whatever.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 8: If they put it on some either somebody else's credit
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 8: card or a debit card that they don't have any
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 8: money on.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.
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  Speaker 7: If you want to call in be part of the
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 7: show this morning, we'd love to have you.
• 1:04:48
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  Speaker 7: seven wood Show. There was a some thing that started
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 7: at all number of years ago with a woman.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: It was after Christmas and.
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  Speaker 2: She attempted to bring back the live Christmas tree that
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: she had bought for Christmas.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: And it was after New Year's.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: It was well after New Year if forget christ Yeah,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: and the thing was completely dead and it was like
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: a lows or a homebeople or something. She and she
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: brought it back and they took it back. Who doesn't
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: just kick her out?
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: I know? I hate that. Yeah.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 7: And the other place that was always notorious for their
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 7: super liberal return policy was bed bath and beyond when.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: They were around and now they're not around. Go figure out.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: And Nordstrom famously as well. People would return stuff there
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: that they don't even sell.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like tires Costco too, Oh yeah, Costco.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 7: And so a number of years ago we started something
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 7: called will they take it back? And Sea Bass was
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 7: bringing all kinds of stuff, like the people that go
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 7: will complain, they'll order something in a restaurant, they'll eat
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 7: ninety percent of what's on their plate and then talk
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 7: about how it wasn't any good, terrible, yeah, and they
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 7: want a refund. So one was speaking of Costco and
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 7: their liberal return policy when Sea Bass took the slice
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 7: of Costco pizza from the food court all but one
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 7: byte left, all but one pepperoni slice.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: That's right, one one pepperoni slice, and then.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: Brought it his widow. Tom couldn't handle.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 7: It and brought it, brought it back up and brought
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 7: it back up to the to the window and just
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 7: to see and then we try to take a guess
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 7: if they'll if they'll take it back or not. And
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 7: so we were talking about remember the scene in American
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 7: Pie with the apple pie.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 8: Sure, right, and he humped the apple pie. And then
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 8: we were talking about you know, people putting holes and watermelons,
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 8: pumpkins and pumpkins and you know whatever. And so we say, hey,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 8: what if we cut a hole in a pumpkin or
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 8: cut a hole in this case of watermelon? Would they
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 8: take it back at the store? Was this a grocery store?
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 8: Where did you go? Grocery store?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 9: Grocery store?
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 5: All right, And so we.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 7: Were gonna have sea bass to it originally, and we figured, well,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 7: the cops might get called or something.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: It might be a.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 8: Little uh yeah, yeah, it might be a guy acting
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 8: out on his perversions. Because this is a consumer service
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 8: what we're trying to do here. Sure, this is for you,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 8: the people out there as consumers. So yeah, we put
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 8: a layer of separation from it and say well let's
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 8: have a lady do it.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah, So Morgan went to the grocery store with the
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 7: with the watermelon.
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  Speaker 5: It's got the hole in it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 9: I just sent you guys a picture.
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  Speaker 2: It's got a pretty big hole.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 9: And I wanted to make it obvious.
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  Speaker 2: Looks like a Gina's husband with the town got it.
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  Speaker 2: Sure does take a look.
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  Speaker 11: Sorry, I wanted I wanted to. But also, this was
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 11: a small watermelon. I didn't get one of the huge ones.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: All right, So she goes back in will they take
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: it back?
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 17: So I have a question. I actually have a return.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 17: Can I do that with you? Yeah? Okay, So I
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 17: want to return this produce.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 11: Here's the receipt when it's a it's.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 9: A small watermelon, right.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 11: So my husband and I we saw this funny like
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 11: article on Cosmo, like if you put his you know,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 11: piece in there, then it like feels really good, right,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 11: and then if I drink it, it's really healthy.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 17: But my husband is so big.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 11: That I need to get a bigger watermelon.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 9: This one's too small.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 11: My name is Gina, by the way. It's just because
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 11: my husband is just so big.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 17: It's gonna take a moment.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: It's gonna take a moment. Wow, I'm looking at what
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: you're handing. Her was at least in a bag.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 4: It's holding it.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 11: There was some other lady, so she was waiting for
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 11: someone to walk over to just a moment.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 8: Type of okay for the listeners, this is a watermelon
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 8: that's maybe the size of two cantalopes. But again, the
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 8: whole is the size of two fists. Yeah, well her
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 8: husband is very big ustantial.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 17: By the way, it's just because my husband is just
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 17: so big.
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  Speaker 20: A moment.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 17: Yeah, Norris, it's a great article. Have you do read Cosmo?
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 11: I don't know.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 17: No.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 11: Yeah, it's supposed to be super healthy for you, like
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 11: if you drink it after he puts it in, it's
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 11: like good for your your gut biome.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 17: That's what I heard.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that sounds convinced.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 9: I don't know what.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: So the person comes over, ye, and that's the person
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 5: you're going okay.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 9: Yeah, which I assume is the manager.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: Okay, all right, So the question is, well, will they
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 5: take this?
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 8: Uh so, not only the premises my my husband's having
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 8: sex with the watermelon, but number two I've got that,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 8: then consume the water because it's healthy for my Yeah
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 8: a T B.
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  Speaker 2: Two c here Yeah.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, So will will they take back this raped watermelon
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 7: from from Gina's husband?
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: What do you think we'll start with you?
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: Gina?
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  Speaker 2: There's no way. I mean, it's it's decimated.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah, when you see the picture, it's there's.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 10: I mean, not only is the whole giant, but it
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 10: looks like all the way down is empty. Now Okay,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 10: there's nothing left.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 8: Well, I drink it, guts out of it, right, Yeah,
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 8: there's no way.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, no, Greg Gory. Seeing the picture, I would think no,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: but hearing how accommodating this woman makes happy, I'm gonna
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: say yes, all right, menace. Yeah, they're gonna take it back,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: for sure.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 9: I think they're gonna take it back.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 15: There might be a warning like we'll do it this time,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 15: but next time we can't see.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: I think this is a let's get her out of
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: here as soon as possible.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 7: In the situation, yeah, I kind of feel that same way,
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 7: like do they want to take it back?
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: No?
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 7: But at the same time, you're the manager big chain
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 7: grocery store. It's one watermelon? Do you really care? Are
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 7: you gonna Are you gonna argue and fight with this
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 7: person or potentially not that you were being hostile.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 9: No, we were having a great conversation.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 7: It was one educational So I'm gonna I'm gonna say that, yes,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 7: they will take it back.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 17: Let's find out, okay, card Yeah, Cosmo magazine, it's so honorall.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 11: But it's great, especially if you haven't been her boyfriend.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 17: And that's the receipt for the return.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 11: All right, wow, great, and then I'll just have to
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 11: get a bigger one.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's right that way. Oh my god.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 10: This is a huge public service because I think Greg's
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 10: in the same boat. But like, I won't take anything
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 10: back to the grocery store, so I'm too embarrassed.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: Now I have nothing to be like, if it's moldy,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: I won't take it back. Now I will.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean it's embarrassing to take back, but they'll
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 9: take it.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: You'll take anything if you want to see the whole
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: It's on our Instagram story right now.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 8: At the subscription to Cosmo seventy five dollars a year,
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 8: but you get a.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 11: Hat and you get a lot of tips for sex,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 11: you know. But I will say, you guys are right.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 11: I think I got the vibe of, like, let's get
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 11: her out of here. Yeah, because you could go crazy
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 11: to serving the people chat and of course it was
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 11: I went to the girls telling you.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 5: Were being very sweet.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you keep on talking about Penis so ye yeah, drinking, yeah.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 11: Obsessed with him and yeah, I mean who knows it
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 11: could be good for your buyome? Yeah yeah, someone try
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 11: it at home and then text will let you know.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 7: Uh, huh, or don't try it at home because you've
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 7: heard about it on the show. Please don't do that.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just kidding. Yeah, that's Morgan Radio.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 5: That's more ambient funny guys.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, she was just kidding. That was for entertainment
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: purposes only, right, exactly. That's the medical sexual.
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  Speaker 12: Our Lakers survived a crappy third quarter last night to
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  Speaker 12: beat the.
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  Speaker 2: Spurs Castle right with them doches to three Downtown.
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  Speaker 12: What a freaking game, man, It was so stressful down
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  Speaker 12: the stretch, but luckily the Lakers got it done without
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  Speaker 12: Austin Reeves or Lebron Luca thirty five and thirteen.
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  Speaker 5: He was one rebound shy of a triple double.
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  Speaker 2: He was amazing last night.
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  Speaker 12: DeAndre eight and twenty two and ten, Marcus Smart seventeen,
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  Speaker 12: ruey fifteen that makes five wins in a row for
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  Speaker 12: our Lakers. Purple and Gold are in Atlanta on Saturday.
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  Speaker 12: Clippers have a standalone game tonight versus the Suns at
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• 1:13:37
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  Speaker 12: At football tonight Raiders in Denver at five pm on
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  Speaker 12: Prime Video. And since we're talking football, I'm sure you've
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 12: seen this Woody Show already. Tom Brady revealed that his
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 12: dog Juny was cloned from his previous dog Lua, who
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 12: died in twenty twenty three. Now, I did some digging, man,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 12: it turns out that Tom Brady actually has a steak
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 12: in this clone company. So basically, this is a commercial
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 12: for a company that he owns. And by the way,
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 12: if you're thinking about cloning a dog with Tom's company,
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 12: it'll cost you fifty thousand dollars. Now, Woodies Show, I
• 1:14:10
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• 1:14:13
  Speaker 12: of my family members combined.
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  Speaker 5: That's just about it.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't think I can clone them, man. It
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: just seems wrong and kind.
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  Speaker 5: Of selfish, especially when there's so many dogs that need
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: to be adopted.
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  Speaker 7: As we're talking about yesterday, and Jeff is right in
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 7: there with the Woody Show. Listeners overwhelmingly said no, they
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 7: wouldn't clone the dog.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but got to have a perfect dog like mine,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: and then you change.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, then you have to.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 5: Worry about it.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: Right here, since we had Morgan's will they take it back?
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: Here's another good one from when Sea Bass has done
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: that will they take it back?
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  Speaker 7: This is from Let's See twenty twenty two. This was
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 7: after Thanksgiving and Sea Bass went to try to return
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 7: this card. The Mother's Day one is still my favorite,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 7: but this one, this one's good too. Again just testing
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 7: the really liberal return policies different places.
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  Speaker 2: I was filling out my Thanksgiving cards and I started
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: this one in my mom, but then I finished it
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: to my wife and I was warning, if there's like
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: a way.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 16: I could exchange it's wrote in it, Yes, so's. I
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 16: hope you always know how much you mean. Happy Thanksgiving
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 16: to my.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: Queaf and Queen.
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  Speaker 2: I love you, Mom, and obviously I don't want her.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 5: Queen and Queen.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, now, how do you return stuff at a store.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 7: Uh, dude, I bought a little mini fridge that ended
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 7: up being the wrong size because it was supposed to
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 7: fit in the a this one open, yes, this space,
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 7: and it was a little too tall, and I meant
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 7: to bring it back.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 5: I meant to return it. Never did end up giving
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 5: it to somebody.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it was such a hassle to bring it back.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: I never returned stuff in stores. But you know, uh,
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: the lady in my life, it's like her full time job.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: I always intended to. I intend to.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's your wife's full time job is picking up
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 8: after your messes. Like, yeah, you spend too much returning
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 8: any of my stuff. Well, that's why I bought the robot.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, one of those. It's called the Yeah, it's made
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: by one X Technologies, the Neo Robot.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 7: It's arriving sometime in twenty twenty six. Then it's gonna
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 7: have a robot that can fetch them coffee.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm very excited about that. But like, she's not
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: returning my stuff, it's just random stuff. And my mom
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: was that way too. You guys remember Mervin's Yeah, Yeah,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: like she was there every week returning stuff, all right.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 5: The card the Thanksgiving card.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: Queen.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 7: We all know the answer because we we played this before,
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 7: but everybody else I hope got your guests in.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 5: Did they take it back?
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 15: No, because it's.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 9: Thridden already on it and we wouldn't be able to
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 9: like resell it.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, I hear what you're saying.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 16: Like, I'm trying to think how I can reward it
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 16: or scratch it out, you know, like what mom word
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 16: rhymes with queafing?
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 5: You don't want to purchase one.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 16: I might have to do that, I guess, but I
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 16: was just trying to I didn't want to be wasteful,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 16: you know.
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  Speaker 2: I keep thinking about it. I may come back, thanks
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  Speaker 2: very much.
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  Speaker 5: It did not take it back again? Yeah, Sea matter
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  Speaker 5: just put up another sign.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I've got a new sign that's going up. Support
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  Speaker 2: it so again.
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  Speaker 8: Our security people here of signs, lovely people. One of
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 8: their one of their jobs as security is to restock paper.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 8: Twells shows how much security workers does that.
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  Speaker 2: Who does it?
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: The security people do.
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  Speaker 16: Do?
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: They stock the snacks and everything.
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  Speaker 8: They got nothing else going. I thought that was the
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  Speaker 8: office manager guy too, he orders it. So what they
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  Speaker 8: do though, Greg, and I'm sure you've noticed this is
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  Speaker 8: so they you know, this includes paper towels, and we
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 8: have little paper towel holders besides each sink, and those
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 8: are lovely. What they do though, is they'll bring an
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  Speaker 8: extra roll of paper towels still wrapped in plastic and uh,
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 8: if the paper towel roll is full on the sink,
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 8: they'll just take that plastic covered paper towel roll it
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  Speaker 8: just set it down on the counter.
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  Speaker 5: Well, we have limitless cabinets.
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  Speaker 2: Now what do you is that just not clutter an
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: eye sword?
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  Speaker 4: It is the other issue I have with the paper towels.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 4: They'll be a paper towel holder and it's nothing but
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 4: the cardboard because it ran out. So I think to myself,
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: oh there must not be more. No, there's more in
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 4: the cupboard, but you use the last one and then
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 4: you just walk. Well it is and because everybody who
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 4: works here turns into an animal when they walk through
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  Speaker 4: the door.
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  Speaker 8: So my sign says extra paper towels go in the cabine.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 8: It's not in the counter with little up arrow and down. Well,
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  Speaker 8: you know what, because if I told it to them,
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  Speaker 8: I don't think they don't they get it. And I'm
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 8: also not the moon.
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  Speaker 5: They wouldn't get it.
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  Speaker 8: I think one of them would get it. Well, it's
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 8: not to get yeah, yeah, they they don't seem like
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  Speaker 8: no offense, they don't seem like high like. I'm not
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 8: the right person to tell it to them. I'm not there,
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 8: I'm not their boss. You're too smart for them, right,
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 8: too high level of the conversation. I've already broken them
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 8: of one bad habit where boy, we have again limitless
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 8: counters where they would take the plastic utensils, knife, forks,
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 8: et cetera. And they would put those in coffee cups
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 8: and stack those in the counter as opposed to in
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 8: the drawers where they belong.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: So I've broken them with that day.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 5: I don't care about any of this.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: The thing that I don't understand. I thought this was
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: the this sign was gonna be for the bathroom.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: That's what I thought too.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 7: I thought it was for because people will grab paper
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 7: towels to dry their hands, and there's a big garbage
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 7: can right there. Somehow they can't get the paper towel
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 7: into the garbage can and it ends up on the floor.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 7: They they see, they see that it hits the floor,
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 7: and they go enough and they keep then they just
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 7: keep walking out. The other thing they'll do is there's
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 7: another paper towel dispenser on the counter between the two sinks.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 7: They'll take however many they need, it be a couple
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 7: extra that sit on the counter because they came out
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 7: from the dispenser and then just sit on the counter
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 7: to then.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 5: Just get wet by everybody splashes, just soaked, and they
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 5: just leave them.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 7: I thought, that's what your sign wash, that's another paper
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 7: towels go in this trash can.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 10: But I think we can all agree that, like, women
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 10: are very messy. My side of the bathroom is insane,
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 10: but we're not dirty, Like we're not leaving trash next
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 10: to trash can and peeing on the wall. We have
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 10: clutter exactly because that's you guys, what you're talking about
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 10: is a biohazard issue.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 4: Yes, and Woody, I agree with Sea Bass. You of
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 4: all people were like, oh, they're putting utensils in a cup.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 4: I don't care about that.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 7: You love an organized place, I don't necessarily care about that.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 7: If you care a handful of plastic forks and you
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 7: just put them on the counter all loose, like the
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 7: way the Sea Bass keeps his his utensils.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 5: At his apartments to like in a drawer, he would.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: Just throw them in.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 8: They're all loose, you, I would throw plastic utensils loose
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 8: in the just all loose, right, Like I wouldn't want
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 8: to deal with that. But like if they're in a
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 8: cup on the counter.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: I'm funny. I'm fine with that.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 8: Drawers signs with utensil hold the counter with paper towels,
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 8: and that part is paper towels sitting on the counter.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 8: Like if they're loose, yes, okay, I don't like that.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 8: But they're loose forks on the counter, yeah okay, but
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 8: they're in the cup. They're organized.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: It's like how you keep pens in a cup on
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: your desk, or like if depends are just all over
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: the place on your desk, that's different.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 5: That's clutter.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: But what if the cup is sitting next to the
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: pen drawer where the the counter spaces were working on,
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: not for the other places. This is more of the
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: fault of the office worker, not the people that are
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: stalking it, because they're trying to the people stalking it
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: are just trying to say, hey, there are more paper
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: towels available if you run out, and you know where
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: if I had a question. I would say, Oh, look
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: at this cabinet right in front of my face. I
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: wonder if that's used for storage. I wonder if they're
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: storing things in there. I think they're trying to help, but.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 7: I think, for example, these are all first world problems.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 7: I don't get suggared enough to create a sign. You're triggered.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 4: It's not being triggered. It's being normal.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's being courteous.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 4: Yes, it's being a functioning fault. Like would I prefer
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 4: it that way?
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: Sure?
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 7: Like does it bother me that they're in the cup
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 7: as opposed to the drawer? No, it should, But I
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 7: create a stop down my day to create a sign.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 4: It's like, you're being hyperbolic.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: This is a guy who throws here.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 7: My argument here, This is a guy who claims that
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 7: if he gets changed, he throws it on the ground
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 7: because it saves him time. And his time is so
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 7: precious that the act of taking change from a cashier
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 7: and placing it in his pocket is a quote waste
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 7: of time.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: And yet he sat and created a sign prior.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 8: No, it's not that it took it. That's not the
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 8: point to him. Putting from your hand to your pocket
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 8: change is a waste of time.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, so but I think he would argue that that
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: time save gives him more time to make signs. Yeah, this.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 8: Sign saves me what has now been hundreds of times
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 8: of taking the paper, the extra paper tower roll and
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 8: putting it up.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 5: In the say like you know what a great country?
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: You know, like what a you get to a great
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: country like Japan because they left by step.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 4: Unless you're talking about curing cancer, everything we do is
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 4: a quote waste of time, yes, because you could always say, like,
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 4: don't you have anything better to do?
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 5: Why'd you buy that hat?
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: You could have donated that's just the money to the kids, right, I.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 4: Mean it's like, what, what do we care about anymore?
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 17: Not?
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 5: Apparently.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we need to have a come to Jesus meeting
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 4: with everybody that works in this building, because everybody's a pig.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 5: Well that's every that's every office I've ever been at.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 5: I know, it's not it's not exclusive.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 8: It can be stopped if you step, put your foot down.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 8: Let me put cameras in the bathrooms people, and we
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 8: begin another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 5: My name is what that's Greg Gory Menace. Good morning
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 5: to you.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 4: Good morning body.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 7: There's Gina Grant. But you got Sea Bass, you got
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 7: Sammy Morgan's here. Phones are open eight seven seven forty
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 7: four Wooding. You can set us a text over to
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 7: two to nine eight seven. We gotta take a look
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 7: at the weekend audio. What you got here for seaback?
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 7: How much trailers?
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 8: I think the main question for these trailers before we
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 8: hear the answer, Sammy, please keep your answer to yourself.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: How much does Sammy love this?
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 5: Oh? Like some holiday movies?
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: Well let's start with that one. A very Jonas Christmas
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: is coming.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 5: To Who's to reveal your card?
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: Sammy? Let's listen to a little bit from the trailer here.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: Let's got a famous rock star like you? So doubt
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 2: as the Jonas brothers were great, but us As brothers like, actually,
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: whatever magic was there.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 18: It's just that nothing like Christmas to help a family
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 18: rediscover its magic.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: Rap. So I think we're in agreement in the room
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 2: that Sam's ripping out for the Jonas.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 5: I mean, she like anything Christmas, so I'll watch it.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: Plus the Joe bros. Right are you and the Jonas brothers?
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 17: I mean enough?
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, make the best like Kevin and his reality show.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: I stand correct.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's gonna have to change her underwear.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean I saw this. This is not news
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 9: to me.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 15: I'm very excited about it, and me and my friend
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 15: were already texting about.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 17: It because I love it.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: It's so funny.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 15: On the like graphic poster for this movie, it's instead
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 15: of like let it snow, let it snow, let it snow,
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 15: it says let it bro, let it brow.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: Bro, Let's go let it Joe. My question is also
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: in that text thread, did you guys start talking about
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: Camp Rock and how excited you are for that?
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 5: That's what's camp Rock?
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: It stars the Jonas brothers and they. I think this
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: is like the third Camp Rock. Yeah, you don't know
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: about that. No, I'm not a tege girl. No, I'm
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: talking about no.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 9: But I'm more into this because it's Christmas, you know?
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 15: Yeah?
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 7: Is there of all the because you're a Hallmark Movie
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 7: Lifetime Christmas movie fanatic, is there like one big new
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 7: one this year that's coming out there, which is the
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 7: super Bowl?
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: What's the what's the biggest anticipated Christmas movie of this year?
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 15: Among your two new ones on Hallmark this year that
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 15: I very much recommend. I'm Christmas and Newport loved it.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 15: There's another Weatherman one like Todd something and that that
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 15: was good. But I would say probably I think it's
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 15: this year that it's coming out that would be the
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 15: big one. Which last year, if you remember, they did
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 15: the Kansas City Chiefs one, and this year I think
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 15: it's supposed to be Buffalo they're doing another.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 16: Now.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 2: Last year's Kansas.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 9: It was a highly good movie and I didn't even
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 9: really want.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 5: To watch it and I can fat chicks crashing through
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 5: tables about body hair.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought that beating garbage.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 9: Plates it was going to be lame.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 15: But I will say the one that I have my
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 15: eye on that's not Hallmark, but it's a style of
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 15: that is on Netflix with Olivia Hole and it's like
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 15: a Christmas heist movie, and I think it's gonna be good.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: You know why they're doing popcorn, Greg, I have it? Yeah,
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: you know why they're doing the bills right because of
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: Hailey Steinfeld. Yeah, damn, I listened to the show too much.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 4: Oh something else about Sammy that's cute and interesting. The
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 4: things that you keep like your socks and your underwear
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 4: in or in your kitchen. You pull it open to
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 4: get a spoon or what do you call that? This
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 4: thing that you pull open?
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 2: The draw the draw discovered that those draws.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 4: That's a Northeast thing. I'd never ever say it draw.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 4: Draw you put in the draw? Okay, in the draw?
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean, I know, I know it's a drawer,
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 9: but I'm not gonna like.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: Saying it that way.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 9: I'm not trying that hard.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I understand.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 4: It's cute.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 5: I understand.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 8: This week in Audio, all right, this one, I'm not
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 8: so sure on Sammy ripping out for this. It's a
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 8: new movie starring you Jickman, and it's well play the trailer.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 8: Let me see if you guys can guess what this
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 8: movie is.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm not a songwriter.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: I'm not a sex symbol that I am an entertainer.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: I don't want to be a shoe dresser. I want
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: to sing, I want to dance. I want to be
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: able to see I need it. So, folks who haven't,
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know what is this movie about? Okay, So
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 2: I think the movie is pretty awesome.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, because I was confused originally when I saw
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 8: the trailer, I thought it was going to be a
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 8: Neil Diamond biopas, but it's not.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 5: It's about a Neil Diamond impersonator.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, my wife, husband and wife. I mean, do
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: you already know about it?
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 9: Saying I think I've heard.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: Okay, it's produced by Ryan Reynolds and yeah it's about
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: but he's an impersonator. Yeah. These cover band that they
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 2: had that was like apparently really big, like Thunder and say, yeah,
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: they became really popular. They even opened for Pearl Jam
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 2: and uh but the ironically popular. Yeah, but then like
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: the wife had an accident out of their front yard,
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 2: like some random car ran or over and no, it's
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: in the trailer, and then you know, she had to
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 2: rebuild and bring the band back together. There was a
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: documentary in two thousand and eight. Yeah, it's a really
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 2: cool story song sung Blue.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah, because I first thought I was like, how are
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 8: they making sixty year old Hugh Jackman into a twenty
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 8: eight year old Neil Diamond.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it looks really cool.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 9: I'm into it.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, so she is into it, all right,
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: next trailer Sammy into it and so so.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 5: Right, I do like Neil Diamond.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's great songs.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 7: Get Yeah, I mean, I always forget about this one,
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 7: but like America, great song.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, America, it's good. I am.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 5: I said, huh, love on the Rocks.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 2: That's a good one. This stuff, I mean Radio Sweet
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: Caroline Crackling Rose. Oh yeah, they call him the Jewish Elvis. Yeah,
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: so much so that people go see the cover band.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, all right.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 8: This week in audio does Sammy ripping out for the
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 8: vander Pomper Rules Season twelve trailer.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 5: Menace is probably right as Basement's flooding.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 2: Here's the twist. It's got an all new care.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I think dude, Menace might squirred.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 11: I find myself and coworker in relationships pretty quickly, and hey,
• 1:30:31
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• 1:30:33
  Speaker 11: that you believe in Monogama.
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  Speaker 17: Oh my god, do I need to like stab you?
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  Speaker 2: he's going to be there.
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  Speaker 8: Our buddy Jerry ocl Is gonna be like, yeah, dude,
• 1:30:50
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  Speaker 8: that's more than Coachella, but you get to be there.
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  Speaker 2: With wait.
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• 1:31:06
  Speaker 2: Live podcast. Yeah, and then you get to buy like
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: all their products. They released their skincare lines and you
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 2: met people from million dollars list they have And I
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 2: made a special recording for Greg and he loved it.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 8: So Vander is about what waiters and waitresses to bang
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 8: each other? Yes, right, yeah, it sounded like from the trailer.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: It's pretty cool. All right, I don't get it. It
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: sounds yeah, Sam, are you ripping out for me?
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 9: I'm not ripping out reality shows as much as menas I.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 5: Did see the preview trailer they just released for the
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 5: Michael Jackson bio pick, which looks interesting. How many boats
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 5: we need?
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 8: People are into them? Yes, I just saw a story
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 8: about how AMC theaters despite all the big.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 7: Ass movies that were huge, like a huge uh summer
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 7: at the box office, they lost money. Oh really yeah, down,
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 7: not a good sign for movie theaters.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 8: So do you think in the Michael Jackson bio pick
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 8: they will show the kids lying about getting molested?
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 17: No?
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 2: Because he believes it's it's his nephew.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 5: That's I don't think he's a child molester. I really
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 5: don't think.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 2: I don't think that he's weird he was a child molester.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think he's a weirdo arrested development, you know,
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 4: like like forty two biopicks on him and anytime Michael Jackson, Yes,
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 4: and I'll watch all of them. Yeah.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 2: I was kind of on the same boat for a
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 2: very long time until one of the accusers was Wade Robinson, who's, yeah,
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 2: the choreographer, who's a notable person, And I'm like, oh,
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 2: that's kind of weird that a notable person would make
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: those accusations. So I'm kind of on the fence on
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 2: how I feel about it now. But I want to
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 2: see that movie.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it looks it looks good like the guy I
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 7: don't know who it is who's playing Michael Jackson.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: But I mean nailed it called Michael, Yes, it's called Michael.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 2: This week in audio one more.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 8: Trailer, Sure, Hey guys, who sees in Assessame Street? Oh right,
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 8: covering a lot of new ground like this.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 21: Different dyes, okay, oh hello, hello?
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 2: Was that cookie monster getting something? Sesame Street? And neat
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 2: trailers for a new season and is there so much
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 2: more to learn about letters? That's what I'm thinking. Also,
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 2: I feel like we know everything we need to know
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 2: who picked it up now? Because it was HBO?
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 4: What what it was? The news?
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 16: Wait?
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 2: Maybe Apple did? Has the new season even find it now?
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 7: I mean they are throwing some stuff into those sesame
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 7: Street episodes like.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 5: Oscar the Grouge and was like trash tra got is
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 5: I love trash songs? Netflix and PBS. Listen to all
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 5: the stuff he found in there.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 2: Five o'clock won't work in them oldtel all else.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 16: I broke.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 5: A rusty trotten ball, a rusty trombone.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 2: That's not real.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 5: Google that one, guys, what is a rusty trombone?
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 2: Kids? Ask your parents?
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 5: No, don't ask your parents, kids Street. Apparently more wood
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 5: he showed next.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 2: Hang on, More Woody Show is next, next slext.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 5: The Woody Show, And we just.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 4: Keep on rolling with this week.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 2: In audio, that's some more Menace audio.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 5: But there's controversy.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 8: As you know, Mariah Carey since twenty nineteen has been
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 8: leasing a little video right after Halloween, too early by
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 8: my taste, but saying, oh it's time for Christmas music.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 2: Blah blahlah blah blah.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 5: Oh not yet, yeah, not yet, Okay, I've seen those.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah, well now she's it's gotten. So it's become such
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 8: a thing that she now has brand sponsorships so far.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 8: That's why I say it's a menace thing. So fora
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 8: has partnered with Mariah Carey. I'm more of an alt guy,
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 8: but yeah, so her as most men are. This year,
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 8: it's this time for Christmas video as partner with Sephora.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 5: But there's a twist.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, Billy's the bad news Mariah Carrey.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 7: The elves are striking this year, el revenge for putting
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 7: us through holiday.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 2: Hell, you can't cancel Christmas. So that was Billy Eichner.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 5: Well boy, and he's canceling.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 8: He's trying to steal steal her, you know, the Sephora
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 8: because the elves are going on strike. So why is
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 8: there a controversy around this year's Mariah Carey.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 4: Video where something about the shutdown?
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 5: Greg Gory?
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 4: Now is that right?
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 2: Even though they filmed this like probably a year ago.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 8: How dare you mock the workers of the world going
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 8: on strike and being without jobs?
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 2: It's bad optics.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 8: I wonder how much Mariah Carey makes every year just
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 8: off the airplay and the royalties that she gets.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 5: For that song, that one song A lot. Know, Hold,
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 5: I'm I tell you just to get a ball. I mean,
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 5: it's the Internet, so it's probably not completely accurate.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 2: But you know how sting he still makes like, what
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 2: a million dollars a year off that sample from ye.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 4: That might be really.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's probably falling off a little bit.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 10: One estimate says the song has earned over sixty million dollars,
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 10: so she may get two million dollars a year to
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 10: two to three million dollars a season basically.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 2: The song only I'm saying only sixty million. I feel
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 2: like that should be like sixty billion.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 5: That's good for one song, for one single song.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 2: I will take it. I feel like it would be higher.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 4: In her annual video, does she do that It's Time
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 4: every year? Yeah?
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 2: Crack no, no, not not not it's time. It Sh'll
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 2: go like not yet, okay because this particular clip that
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 2: made my ears and then that's awful, and then he
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 2: gets to a certain point and then it's like flipping switch,
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 2: It's time, Isn't that cute?
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 8: Bruce Buffer gets to sue Mariah carry because I believe
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 8: he owns the trademark to it's time, which, by the way,
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 8: is a very.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 2: Stupid the words it's time, not the whole phrase. Well,
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 2: his his brother.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 8: You cannot say let's get ready to rumble in a
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 8: promotional context or he will come to your ass.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 5: Michael Buffer.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, Bruce is it's time, which is just it's time.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's real bad.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 2: That's bad.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 5: But in that context's kind of like how Trump was
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 5: trying to trademark your fire.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Tuesday, Yeah, it's.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 4: About Tuesday.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 2: On the back end, just to be safe, they might
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 2: have gave him some money, you know what, Oh, Mariah, Yeah,
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 2: well gave some money just so that Okay, Yeah, Bruce
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 2: Buffer does have the trademark it's time. Yeah, isn't it
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 2: when you when you trademark something, isn't it only four context?
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 2: Certain use, right, there's certain kind of context and registered
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 2: renewed like you say, it's time, my water broke, it's time.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 2: Here comes.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 8: I'm looking at the actual trademark. It is advertising promotions
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 8: specifically for sports, entertainment and media events, not for Christmas.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 2: It's advertising, it's time for Christmas.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I don't think you'd win that.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 2: Wat Chat Mario.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 8: He's coming for you this week. In audio, all right,
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 8: more Menace news. Kim Kardashian, she she's still not quite.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 8: She hasn't passed the bar. I don't think she's taken it,
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 8: but it hasn't passed now menace much like you your friend.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 2: Kim Kardashian.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 8: She loves relying on the computer to do things for her,
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 8: but she says in her law schooling it has screwed her.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: When I am needing to know the answer to a question,
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: I'll take a picture and snap it and like put
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: it in there to cheat. They're always wrong. It has
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 1: made me fail test all the time. And then I'll
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 1: get mad and I'll like yell at him, be like
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 1: you made me fail.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 7: Well, you know there are official resources right looking up
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 7: in a book. There's official references that you use for
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 7: certain things.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 2: And I got computer.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 9: I'm glad.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 2: I'm glad to hear that. I let that be a
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 2: warning to all the college and high school kids.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think we've all been burned by that.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but kids who get through.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 10: That's why I keep saying, we're getting dumber and the
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 10: kids are going to get better and better degrees because
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 10: they're cheating.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 2: So do you want your surgeon to be like I'm thinking,
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 2: like a like a doctor exactly putting something in there
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 2: and getting a completely wrong answer.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 4: I told.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 15: We're gonna have AI doctors though Kim's k I have
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 15: to if we went to the moon.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 2: By the way, also Kim Kardashian, Yeah, she has not
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 2: passed the bar. People might try to correct us. She's
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 2: passed like some pre she's qualified. Yeah, yeah, to take it.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 2: So you have to qualify to take the bar.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 8: You need like some pre Well, because she didn't go
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 8: to law school, she did like it basically a work
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 8: study program.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, she's been working on that forever. They call
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 5: it the but a decade. This Weekend audio, this is
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 5: also about AI.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 2: This is Scott Galloway. He's a professor.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 8: He's written a book about manliness and he says that
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 8: AI is killing men for these reasons.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 2: Right here.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 8: Forty five percent of men eighteen to twenty five have
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 8: never approached a woman in person.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 4: Never asked woman out in person.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 22: And why, I Underson, would you go through the rejection
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 22: dressing well, the effort, the expense, the humiliation, developing a
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 22: kindness practice of trying to establish a romantic partnership when
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 22: you have literally lifelike synthetic porns.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 2: So what are we doing.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 22: I think we have our economy attached to one objective,
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 22: and that is to evolve a new species of asocial
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 22: asexual males.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 2: In the process of that right now, that's been happening
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 2: before AI.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 8: But like you said, the numbers stated that like about
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 8: half of young men have never even asked the girl
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 8: out in person, never approached the girl to ask, And so.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 10: You're avoiding possible rejection, but you're also avoiding like the
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 10: self esteem that comes with making a new relationship and
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 10: like all the good stuff.
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 2: That comes from meeting a human being.
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 8: But what they're saying is you get enough good stuff
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 8: with AI that you don't need to that that's not
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 8: worth the trade off.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be a home. We're just going to have
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 2: like a.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 7: Whole society of lesbians because because the women are falling
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 7: in love with quote guys who are I guess technically men,
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 7: but they're really chicks, right, Because I keep hearing about
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 7: how man, it's rough out there, what's it like out there?
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 5: And the you know, talking to dudes, like dudes are
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 5: so soft and there's.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 9: The saying that's like not to go to war.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 11: And now they do all these like girly weird you know,
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 11: taking these public type things.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 23: Playing hard to find like a man's man things, and
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 23: they were so angry after there's a happy medium, there's
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 23: a middle, right, they had night like totally agro bro
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 23: you know, at the same time, but yeah, are you're
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 23: going to get your nails done together?
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 4: Right? Or your care?
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 8: So the last time I had on a girl in person,
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 8: it was with my buddy. We were on a little
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 8: mini road trip and these Australian checks actually and thought
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 8: it was gonna be pretty good.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 2: Were chatting them U chatting them up, chatting them up.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 2: They're exchanging Instagram profiles, the people who have Instagram, and
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 2: turned out they both had boyfriends back in Australia. But
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 2: you know, they liked the attention, they like the flirting.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 2: Of course, so I'm sticking with AI.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 9: You had social media, so it's easier to reach out to.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 8: A hashtag Yuki this weeken audio All right, for the
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 8: men who will meet you in person and perhaps we'll
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 8: follow you on a train station at night.
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 2: This lady in Dallas. She has a plan to get
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 2: rid of these creepermen.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 4: Why spitting it?
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 5: I live in Dallas, Texas.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 17: This man followed me, and so did that man.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 22: Until I ripped out my used pat my pepper spray
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 22: and started screeching.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 2: Disease by lady dog.
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 8: Oh sounds And she shows by the way a very
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 8: stained mentrual path. Wait, so she took her Okay, she
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 8: did say what I thought she said.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 2: So she took her pad out. Yeah, and started like
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 2: waving the.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 5: Pepper spray right right right, and was screaming.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 8: She's she's a video on a dart platform that's a
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 8: dalled area rapid transit and this happens. And Gina's talked
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 8: about this, like at night. You're at ten ten o'clock
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 8: at night, you're out of it, you're waiting for a train,
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 8: and some creeper dudes won't leave you alone.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 2: It's not great. Yeah, it's not awesome. I should have
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 2: read my pad out. I didn't know that was an option. Yeah,
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 2: that worked for her. I'll scare him away.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 5: It's like menace had to do with the what was
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 5: the the animals that were hanging around You had to
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 5: get the pace.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the Wolf Wolf getting on Amazon. Yeah, just
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 2: take a.
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 5: Pad out there.
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 10: It reminds me of one of my favorite John Mulany
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 10: bits where he's talking about he's the only one in
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 10: a train station at night except for this woman walking
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 10: in front of him, and she starts to get scared
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 10: because he's behind her, so she starts running and he goes, Oh,
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 10: I guess she hears the train coming.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 2: So I start running.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's a pre freaking out, Yeah, for sure.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 5: This Weekend audio Paul Pierce.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 8: He's one of Sammy's favorites because he won a championship
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 8: for the Celtics in two thousand and eight, and he
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 8: also has another great thing that Sammy fully approves of,
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 8: as far as if you're in a relationship and you
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 8: want to find out if someone loves you, do this
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 8: thing that Paul Pierce and Sammy approve of.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 4: If you really want to know if a girl love you,
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 4: need to go out and cheat on her.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 2: Let's see if you really want to If you really
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 2: want to know if a girl love you for real,
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 2: go cheat on her and see.
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 4: How she reacts.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 9: So you want to be with a woman with low
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 9: self esteem, that's the type of.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 2: Advice that love.
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 11: And that's the men that are in the dating pools, right,
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 11: that's because you have.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 9: An interesting thing he's looking for.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 15: Because for her to stay, that means she has low
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 15: self esteem. If it's early on in the relationship and
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 15: he isn't like, it's not secure enough to know if
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 15: she likes you, so you think you need to cheat
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 15: on her, then that and and then she stays, then.
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 9: That is low self esteem. Yeah, like you weren't here.
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 2: You're saying, I guess you never really love me. Do
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 2: it again?
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 5: What would happen if Steamboat Willie tried this tactic?
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 9: I would break up with him.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 5: Even though you're totally fine with cheaters, I'm not.
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 15: Totally fine with cheaters. All I have said is that
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 15: you can do a bad thing and not be a
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 15: bad person. And I don't suggest staying with the person
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 15: if they cheat on you. But I don't think all
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 15: of society needs to write off a person because they
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 15: cheated on someone.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 2: That's that makes sense, Yes, that's all. It doesn't make sense.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 5: It makes sense.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 8: She has fully in supportive cheaters hate him, but you
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 8: don't know they're good people, kind of like.
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 2: How many you know has amnesia when it comes to
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  Speaker 2: all the Sarah Jessica Parker jokes selective what never said that?
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  Speaker 2: Who's that?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Exactly?
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  Speaker 8: Well, it's raises a good point, like because they're the
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  Speaker 8: men out there are either hyper aggressive jackasses like Paul
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  Speaker 8: Pierce and these guys who will like follow you on
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  Speaker 8: a train or yeah, or they're essentially whimps behind who
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  Speaker 8: won't even get out of the the basement playing you know,
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  Speaker 8: Tetris or whatever. Which these so few of these like
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  Speaker 8: super stable, responsible, emotionally available men like Seaveash.
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  Speaker 4: Just oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: All the time. Yeah this week in audio, Okay, what
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  Speaker 2: he's gonna love this.
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  Speaker 8: So this is one of those sheriffs who decided he's
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  Speaker 8: going to be a social media expert. This is Sheriff
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  Speaker 8: Keith Pearson and Saint Lucy, and they've busted like a
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  Speaker 8: drug den the trap as they say on the streets,
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  Speaker 8: right menace Yeah, And they've got the guys in cops
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  Speaker 8: behind them, and so they're like, hey, we busted these
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  Speaker 8: to this fentanyl house behind us. So as the as
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  Speaker 8: the sheriff shooting his videos, the guys who are in
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  Speaker 8: cops are like, wait a minute, So here.
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  Speaker 2: They are screaming at the quite frankly screaming.
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  Speaker 8: Louder than the sheriff as he's trying to show off,
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  Speaker 8: how you know, don't do drugsson.
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  Speaker 2: We just conclude the investigation targeting those pedaling feanyl.
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  Speaker 8: And I can't afford like a road mike dog. They
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  Speaker 8: sell these things everywhere, Bluetooth, microphones and.
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  Speaker 2: Amazon. I've got the train in the background, I've got
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  Speaker 2: the guy and screen. I've got the Bad Boys music playing.
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  Speaker 7: It'd be great if those guys were in the background,
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  Speaker 7: but at least be forefront with your little like.
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  Speaker 2: Wireless even background noise. Later on, I hear the sheriff
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  Speaker 2: the least the.
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  Speaker 16: Investigation targeting those pedaling fentanyl.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying that the belief that was
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  Speaker 2: the police.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know you have that.
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  Speaker 2: What do they call those public information officers that work
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  Speaker 2: for police departments. They could teach you how to work
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  Speaker 2: a cameray, Sheriff Keith, We're gonna send Vaughan out to you.
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  Speaker 5: It's our gift to you.
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  Speaker 2: Just get you miked up.
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  Speaker 5: Give me one more clip this week in audio.
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  Speaker 8: Let's play a little game SeaBASS original copyright trademark game
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  Speaker 8: How they Owe it's where we listened to audio and
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  Speaker 8: then you guys guess how this person hurt themselves.
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  Speaker 5: Oh joey, oh good, of course.
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  Speaker 8: Holy by the way, fun accent there Australian all right, uh.
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  Speaker 4: Adam oh joey.
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  Speaker 2: Oh good, yeah, of course holy yeah. They're driving and
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  Speaker 2: maybe something's getting shot towards I thought it was like gas,
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  Speaker 2: like they live near gas and it sound like a
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 2: blow to I was.
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 4: Thinking like something was like running toward them and they
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 4: had to get out of the way, like kind of
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 4: get His friend clearly caught fire because he says, drop
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 4: drop dropp, get down, down down.
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  Speaker 8: Believe your winner today is Sammy with assistance from Greg.
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  Speaker 8: These are two Australians obviously drunk, and one of them says,
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  Speaker 8: you don't what to do. I should get some gas
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  Speaker 8: in my mouth and try to blow a fire.
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  Speaker 2: Drunk. It doesn't go that far.
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  Speaker 8: Also, I have a full the full head of hair,
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 8: so his entire face goes up. But of course, as
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  Speaker 8: you hear fly, oh joey, joey, cool, my entire face
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  Speaker 8: was on fire two seconds ago.
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  Speaker 4: Whatever.
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  Speaker 7: All right, well, thank you very much Sea Bass the
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  Speaker 7: weekend audio. I'm gonna play you guys, one more clip.
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  Speaker 7: It is because Gina was talking about this off the air.
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, this is the director of the.
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  Speaker 5: Miss Universe pageant.
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  Speaker 2: The ladies don't like him.
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and someone recorded this meeting of the contestants and uh,
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 7: he called Miss Mexico dumb.
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  Speaker 2: Don't know, And so she stood up for herself. He
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 2: called out for security. That caused several other contestants to
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  Speaker 2: walk out of it.
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  Speaker 5: Moves the whole thing. It went on for like over
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  Speaker 5: five minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Literally looked like a parade.
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 7: And uh, I guess he's tie, it says the Tie
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 7: official has apologized.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is not a secret recording either. There's all
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 2: kinds of cameras there. Yeah, warning, fun accent ahead, here
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  Speaker 2: we go. This is the moment he called Miss Mexico
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 2: dumb and it started all the drama.
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 5: At least good for you.
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  Speaker 2: It's not good for you.
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  Speaker 13: No knock about you, not about you, not about you.
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  Speaker 13: I didn't give you opportunity to talk. Please keep your
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 13: life for me. I'm still talking. I still talking.
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  Speaker 9: Listen, I still keep talking to everybody.
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  Speaker 3: Why you stand up to talk to me? No, you
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 3: have aye, but you have to lessen security security. She's
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 3: done she's done and.
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 2: Talk as a woman.
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 5: They need to respect from us.
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 12: I'm here presenting a country, and it's not my fault
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 12: that you have promise with my organization.
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 2: Talk stuck. Yeah yeah, talk talk.
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 12: You can talk.
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 2: Using the one girl is a block.
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 5: Oh your lady, you'll keep my mouth shutting.
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 2: Talking. She looks a little bit like it's crazy. I mean,
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 2: because she missed something, because she wasn't supposed to be there.
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 2: Her people said, don't go to you are dumb, You
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 2: are dumby. Yeah, I mean it's stand up personally, I
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 2: think it's hilarious that you take anything like the Miss
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 2: Universe pageant this seriously. We're like, no, we're having this meeting,
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 2: I know, and don't is anybody taking minutes of this meeting?
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 2: It's the Miss Universe pageant. And it's also quite surprising.
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 2: I don't care if they do it. I'm just surprised,
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 2: you know, knowing what you know about the world and
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 2: how it works, is that they're still doing these Yeah,
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 2: they're a big deal. Well not twisting people's arms, but
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 2: their whole lives. For this dude that's running it.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, he looks like he's judging by the veneers and
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 8: everything else, the plastic surgery. He looks like he's not
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 8: an offensive dude to these ladies.
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  Speaker 2: Though, also, like, look at which country is the most
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 2: offended when it comes to this stuff.
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  Speaker 5: What do you mean do you think the United States
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 5: think it's the people.
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  Speaker 2: In the United States are offended on it? Sounds like
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 2: Miss Mexico is pretty offended. I understand that she was called.
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 5: I know what you're saying, just in general about the
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 5: idea of the of like a pat All.
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and Trump used to run it, right.
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 5: One of them, I don't know, Universe was America.
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 2: No, he bought it. He bought it in nineteen ninety six.
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 5: I don't care about the adult ones.
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 7: The ones that certainly need to never happen are those
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 7: ones where they dressed the little girls up. Yeah, those
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 7: like little kid pageants.
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so creepy, and they flirt with the judges
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 2: baby y. Yeah, there was just something I was reading about.
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 7: Online retailer Sheen has banned the sale of sex dolls
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 7: on their site after France threatened to cut them off.
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 2: I didn't know they had them.
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 7: They accused Sheen of selling sex dolls with childlike appearances.
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 7: And said that the item description on the site made
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 7: it difficult to doubt the pedal pornographic nature of the content,
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 7: and so she and doubled down on the dollban and
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 7: they delisted all the products in their adult products category,
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 7: and so they're doing this whole review. The company released
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 7: the statement saying that the fight against child exploitation is
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 7: non negotiable for them and they're taking the matter extremely seriously.
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 4: So have you seen these things?
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really not up for debate.
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 5: This is super creepy. This is a basically a toddler,
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 5: a child, and you're buying that for purposes.
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 2: The argument is, well, what would you rather? Would you
• 1:54:33
  Speaker 2: rather have them have the fake one or the real one? No,
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 2: I'd rather be like, whoever orders this, we show up
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 2: at their house.
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 5: And they're immediately executed.
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 2: That seems to be the best.
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 5: Shows next time, more fun than goner Rhea. I mean,
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 5: I've had gone a few times and i haven't had show. Well,
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 5: trying to wrap up, get the hell out of here,
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 5: Edward Body.
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  Speaker 4: Please Yeah, if it requires pants, it's probably not worth doing.
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  Speaker 4: That's exactly how I feel out to work on a
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 4: Friday totally for the most part.
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 2: Like I go today.
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 7: My wife's like, you're really gonna go to the grocery
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 7: store like that. I'm like, yeah, I got like a
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 7: pair of shorts on, like workout shorts, not that I
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 7: work out, and just like the T shirt maybe not
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 7: even wore to bed the night before.
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  Speaker 4: Who care? What do I care?
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 5: It doesn't matter to me. Just go in the store
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  Speaker 5: for a couple of things.
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  Speaker 4: Done right, all right?
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• 1:56:29
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  Speaker 7: for that. The rest of you guys could suck it.
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  Speaker 7: Catch back here on Friday. Have a great day. SMD
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  Speaker 7: double M.
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  Speaker 2: I quit this bitch.