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44: Gwyneth Paltrow Does Rectal Ozone Therapy | #Isawthisontheinternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 1: All right, what p y'all. Welcome to ourselves on the internet.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Kevin on stage this show. If you're not familiar
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  Speaker 1: me and comedian friends of mine, my bad. We talk
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  Speaker 1: about random old stories that most likely you submitted at
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  Speaker 1: internet at Kevin stage dot com. We have a good time.
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  Speaker 1: This is available wherever podcasts are distributed as well, and
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  Speaker 1: we have it on YouTube. Today's guests it's Keisha E,
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  Speaker 1: Jasmine W and Kanesha Bus Webster Busy.
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  Speaker 2: So please the story.
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  Speaker 1: There was a time on social media you were like, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: I'm changing my name and I respected it, and then
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  Speaker 1: I went to say the name and you said no,
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  Speaker 1: so what what was still?
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  Speaker 3: So my stage name and comedy name is going to
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  Speaker 3: remain KEANISHA Bus, but I will be Kenishah Webster personally. Basically,
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  Speaker 3: I moved quick and I was so upset. I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to be related to my family no more.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm changing my name to my dad's last name. Right,
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  Speaker 3: So that's where the Webster came from, us my dad's
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  Speaker 3: last name. And then everybody that was close to me
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  Speaker 3: they were like, you know, branding wise, that's a really
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  Speaker 3: bad idea. There's like this definition of like cutting your
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  Speaker 3: nose aspite your face because everybody knows you've worked sixteen
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  Speaker 3: years in entertainment to be Kenichia Bus and Nicia Webster
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  Speaker 3: sound mad corny and then they was like it don't
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  Speaker 3: have a ring to it, don't have a pop to it,
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  Speaker 3: every like, and then the bus riders was like, damn
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  Speaker 3: you left us out.
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  Speaker 4: That's the was like little webbies were little, like we were.
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  Speaker 3: Just trying to come up with names and everything, and
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  Speaker 3: then I feel my special for Comcast and it was
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  Speaker 3: like this is a big dishy kids my hour special,
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  Speaker 3: thank you, and it's like I had to make that decision.
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  Speaker 3: Am I going to go on with with it being
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  Speaker 3: Kenisia Webster and then people not know who that is yet,
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  Speaker 3: I'll go to Kennisia Bus. So that's when I made
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  Speaker 3: the final change to keep my stage name Kenisia Bus
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  Speaker 3: because that's what people had knew. And somebody was like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, nobody knows your family outside of Seattle, Like you're.
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  Speaker 4: Kind of thinking people know these people and they.
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  Speaker 3: Don't, and so it just was like, okay, I just did.
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  Speaker 3: My mom had threatened never to talk to me again
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  Speaker 3: if I changed it and so yeah, so I didn't
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  Speaker 3: want her to think that she won. Like, so that's
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  Speaker 3: why my Facebook still say.
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  Speaker 4: All this change.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, that all this came from that episode I ended
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  Speaker 3: up right after the Sue stuff.
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  Speaker 4: That's why I changed my name. All of this happened
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  Speaker 4: the butterfly.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, you tell the story and the marquis has
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  Speaker 5: got a different last name on it.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, so I was like, all right, personally, I'll
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  Speaker 3: just be Kenician Webster, but stage name, I'm just go
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  Speaker 3: ahead and leave a Kenicia bus. And then I did
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  Speaker 3: a whole flash sell all this. You gotta get the
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  Speaker 3: bus by the merchandise. It's gonna be original, You'll never
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  Speaker 3: see it again. This is it, And it's like all
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  Speaker 3: right them sure, like we back, So what's.
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  Speaker 4: The bus Taurus?
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  Speaker 2: You know? Okay, so listen, this is what's funny about this.
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  Speaker 1: I grew up not being into like zodiac signs stuff, right,
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  Speaker 1: but as I've gotten older, more and more people are
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  Speaker 1: into it. Even people go to church into it. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, I don't believe in that stuff. But
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  Speaker 1: apparently all my personality traits are towards traits. So when
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  Speaker 1: you said that, I was like I one percent would
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  Speaker 1: have did everything you did, and I would have sold
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  Speaker 1: the shirts at a discount, and I would have changed
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  Speaker 1: my name back, and I would have been talked into it. And
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  Speaker 1: then I was like, I wonder if she's my face
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  Speaker 1: sign and then I'm like, it's tracks. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how this stuff works, but I want one hundred percent done.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't got none of.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all last name, no more shirts on sales in that
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  Speaker 1: business decision. The shirts are back, that's a good point.
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  Speaker 1: And I got mad at my my family and wanted
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  Speaker 1: to change my name to my real dad's last name.
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  Speaker 1: As a kid, I was like, I'm going to be
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  Speaker 1: Kevin Reads. I'll show you guys. I don't care about
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  Speaker 1: to stand back in the line because Reddy got me
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  Speaker 1: up and to Reese was gonna be I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 1: way back.
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  Speaker 2: And Kevin and I.
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  Speaker 3: Do have to add on because I almost left. That
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  Speaker 3: what made me break down with the name change. When
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  Speaker 3: they were talking about that, I google Kenichia bus It's everything.
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  Speaker 3: If you google Connicia Webster, it's a bunch of bitches
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  Speaker 3: doing crime.
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  Speaker 4: And I just started crying. I'm not gonna lie to you.
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  Speaker 4: I just started crying.
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  Speaker 3: Cansia Webster is nothing but all criminals. I don't want
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  Speaker 3: the problem sick.
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  Speaker 4: Do you understand me?
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  Speaker 3: So that really was the defining I was like and
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  Speaker 3: I was just crying.
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  Speaker 4: I was in Shamas, like what have I done? Everything?
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  Speaker 4: I was trying to escape this now followed me.
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  Speaker 6: Here. Let's see, so.
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  Speaker 2: What this show is about.
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  Speaker 1: We talk about crazy podcast topics and we very often
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  Speaker 1: when necessary, these have been submitted by you, the people
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  Speaker 1: internet at Kevin and say shout out to y'all. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: have a lot of things that I completely missed. I
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  Speaker 1: never heard none of these stories, so the comedians don't
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  Speaker 1: know the stories until I say it. Today's first topic,
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  Speaker 1: Gwyneth Paltrow has tried rectal ozone therapy. And here's what
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  Speaker 1: experts think rector ozone therapy rectal ozone insufflation therapy says
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  Speaker 1: there's little or no medical benefit of the treatment.
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  Speaker 4: So, uh, come on.
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  Speaker 2: The person?
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  Speaker 1: I thought she just went outside and like that's what?
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  Speaker 7: And who's spreading the ass cheeks and opening to the
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  Speaker 7: sun cab That don't make no sense?
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  Speaker 4: But what are the O zone?
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  Speaker 7: Like I'm trying to I was thinking orgasm, but I
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  Speaker 7: don't know what he about to say to me.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I thought. I thought she was opening her butt.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm gonna read the article so y'all can find out.
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  Speaker 1: Oscar winning actress Wyneth Paltrow has dabbled of many alternative therapies,
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  Speaker 1: but even she admits that blowing ozone gas up her
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  Speaker 1: rectum is pretty weird. She also said it was it
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  Speaker 1: has been very helpful on Monday's episode of the podcast
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  Speaker 1: The Art of Being Well, let's see, Oh this is
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  Speaker 1: a tweet Okaton. Many would agree that so called ozone
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  Speaker 1: in suffalation therapy is unusual. Not so many concur that
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  Speaker 1: it's helpful, at least medically. So experts spoke up on
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  Speaker 1: Twitter response to the Goop founder's revelation. Doctor cave Holda,
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  Speaker 1: a gas gastro entrologist in northern California who hosts a
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  Speaker 1: medical podcast, said, please don't get rectal ozone therapy. It's
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  Speaker 1: not approved by the FDA. Ozone is a toxic gas
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  Speaker 1: with no known useful medical application in specific, adjunctive or
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  Speaker 1: preventative therapy. Don't get it, and don't put coffee in
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  Speaker 1: your butts either. It's what they told her that therapy
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  Speaker 1: has been touted by some as a way to fight
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  Speaker 1: viruses and inflammation, support the immune system, improve blood circulation, speed, healing,
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  Speaker 1: and more, not just in humans but impets also. So basically,
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  Speaker 1: when they take a combination of oxygen atoms from the
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  Speaker 1: ozone upper stratosphere and they put it into a gas
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  Speaker 1: form and they blow it.
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  Speaker 2: Up your booty, all I hear is trick?
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  Speaker 4: Daddy did not blow all in your book?
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  Speaker 6: You know what's.
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  Speaker 5: Like?
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  Speaker 4: You get the air?
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  Speaker 3: Like that's where the start who is on that mission
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  Speaker 3: to get the abbie? Are you got a just big assimation?
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  Speaker 3: Like how are you getting the air from up there?
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  Speaker 3: It's like do you know how much germs is in
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  Speaker 3: the air?
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  Speaker 7: Right?
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  Speaker 4: I hope I ain't know California air Right, that's a
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  Speaker 4: small chick.
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  Speaker 6: I'm likel just get a Coloniaska be.
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  Speaker 4: Who comes up with this ship?
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  Speaker 8: Like how you I mean a not a Yes, I had.
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  Speaker 3: A bumble bee of mind, but that's a whole other story. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you know how you can watch it come out when
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  Speaker 3: they put the thing bumble.
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  Speaker 6: In your in your intensity?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, on my child, the bumblebee went by.
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  Speaker 3: She's like it's a b I don't know, and I'm
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  Speaker 3: allergic to be so I don't know how it got
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  Speaker 3: in there and why it's not mashed up, why it's
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  Speaker 3: not nothing.
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  Speaker 4: It was all It was a whole bumblebee. Maybe it
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  Speaker 4: was in the machine.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, but it was a whole bumble bee
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  Speaker 3: in the thing going by. Yeah, yeah, I did no,
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  Speaker 3: lie my kid, I watch the screen.
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  Speaker 9: It's not a screen.
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  Speaker 4: It's a freaking too right there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you see it in the line.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah really yeah.
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  Speaker 8: In real life because the first time I want it
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  Speaker 8: was like nothing coming on and I was like, yo's
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  Speaker 8: what's happening here?
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  Speaker 6: Just take my money? She's I just think you're really
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  Speaker 6: backed up.
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  Speaker 7: No way, So y'all I've never done that before. Do
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  Speaker 7: y'all find that helpful? Colonics is helpful?
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  Speaker 8: Like I didn't feel I almost felt like I feel
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  Speaker 8: when I do like a clean like a juice cleans
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  Speaker 8: I did. I felt really lighter in my mind, I felt.
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  Speaker 6: Really like clear.
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  Speaker 8: I didn't feel as bloated, because I do get really
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  Speaker 8: like bloated in like inflammation.
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  Speaker 6: But I didn't.
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  Speaker 9: I think you were.
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  Speaker 8: I only did two, and they suggest you do like
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  Speaker 8: four or something like in a row kind of so dang.
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  Speaker 8: I didn't mind it though, I mean I was like
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  Speaker 8: maybe I just in like the second time, and then
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  Speaker 8: it was like okay, okay, here we go, but you're
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  Speaker 8: gonna have to give me this kyah I.
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  Speaker 4: Stuff got my money's work. I'm like, you said you
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  Speaker 4: weren't to put coffee beans in your booty.
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  Speaker 8: Ho.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, I gotta people doing coffee animals all the time.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know why they were saying that coffee.
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  Speaker 4: You got to kiss my plans tonight.
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  Speaker 2: Get a grid white beans. I'm gonna throw that in
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  Speaker 2: my butt.
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: I got some on their patro has a lot of
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  Speaker 1: just weirdness associated.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a story about her.
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  Speaker 1: Well she was just like she was talking about her
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: diet and she like only had coffee and like bone bro,
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: she was eating serious and she was like that's all
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: these benefits. People were like, you gotta eat, you can't,
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: you can't survive. And the video where she did it,
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  Speaker 1: she like a she.
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  Speaker 4: I feel the healthiest. She was like, hand me this,
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  Speaker 4: I feel.
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  Speaker 2: The health.
• 10:14
  Speaker 4: Why that's the coffee.
• 10:18
  Speaker 2: Sitting away?
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  Speaker 1: She really be looking bless her heart, but also she
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  Speaker 1: is so rich man. I remember one time she went
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: viral because she didn't know she was in like Spider
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: Man or something like the Marvel movie she had They
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: had shot a scene at the end of Iron Man
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: that she was shooting, but it wasn't for Iron Man.
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: And she was like, I don't really watch my movies.
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: I just do the work and I go home. Yeah,
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: And then she was talking. I think, uh, Robert Downing Jr.
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: He was like, no, you're in this Avengers movie or
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: spider in one of the two.
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: She was like, no, I'm not. Man, I did the
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: Iron Man.
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: She's like, girl, I'm was like, this scene I just
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: watched the this scene is in the movie.
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: She's like, let me check my checks.
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: And she was like Marble YouTube video movies, like okay,
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: we're gonna why are you here?
• 11:04
  Speaker 2: You're gonna put this Marvel students and also Marvel.
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: This is unrelated, but I think Marvel is suffering from
• 11:13
  Speaker 1: too much.
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: There's too much stuff on TV. They got movies, they
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: got television programs. It's too much.
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to say, I got Disney Plus and
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: it's too much.
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  Speaker 4: Marvel's everything, it's.
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: Everything, but it's too much.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 1: There was a five year period was like everything was good,
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: like it was like they didn't miss and then Avengers.
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: But after the second Avengers, I feel like that was
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: the peak.
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: It's like nothing can do.
• 11:41
  Speaker 3: Endgame, especially to your left. Everybody start coming out with Captain.
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  Speaker 4: I'm crying and cheering. Nothing, no moment is ever outdoing came.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to run into the movie screen.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was amazing.
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  Speaker 4: She had blew up.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what you'll like, you guys, miss.
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  Speaker 6: Black Panthers, mar.
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  Speaker 2: The crown is yours. And now back to the show what.
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  Speaker 8: First of all, have you know? I just went to
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  Speaker 8: the movies last week. I like movies.
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  Speaker 1: Why haven't you seen? I expect, why haven't you seen?
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  Speaker 7: Actually the same reason I don't go to the movies
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  Speaker 7: Like I went to the movies to see Wakanda, and
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  Speaker 7: then I went to see Little Mermaid. That's the past
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  Speaker 7: twelve years. I went to the movies twice.
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  Speaker 2: It's no movie called whatever.
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  Speaker 4: See what kind of I haven't even seen the second one?
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  Speaker 2: You ain't seen kind too?
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  Speaker 7: Oh I'm watch it when they come on DVD, y'all,
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  Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, please watch it please?
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: Especially is so black woman motivated comic books.
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  Speaker 8: I actually thought when I heard Black Panther was coming out,
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  Speaker 8: I was excited, right. I was like, because my dad
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  Speaker 8: was part of like the Detroit chapter, like the Black
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  Speaker 8: Panther Party. So I was like I'm there, like I
• 14:01
  Speaker 8: got my off here ready, like going like this shine
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  Speaker 8: because when we be playing games and it be like
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  Speaker 8: movies or TV, and I'd be like they want to
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  Speaker 8: be black history. You're playing what is it? Heads up
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  Speaker 8: black version of it? Then they be Likekesha, come on,
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  Speaker 8: let's puts in right. So I'm like this where I shine?
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  Speaker 8: And then I was like, hi, people start putting up like.
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  Speaker 7: He was.
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  Speaker 2: Africa was.
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  Speaker 9: The group text like we're going to watch some mom committed.
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  Speaker 6: I gotta show up.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, I.
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  Speaker 6: Ain't seen you.
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: You know I ain't seen Bobby.
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: Was like who is.
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: The Charlie from opening?
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  Speaker 6: But I was like going left?
• 14:52
  Speaker 10: What?
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  Speaker 4: I was confused?
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  Speaker 6: Black or right?
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: Said do you start out with the brothers in Oakland?
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  Speaker 6: Looked like I was reading.
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  Speaker 3: And it didn't go back to the seventies, So yeah,
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  Speaker 3: she's waiting for the pop up and don't never.
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  Speaker 2: Have He was like hold on, hold off and threw me, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I don't.
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  Speaker 6: I don't watch superheroes.
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  Speaker 2: I don't.
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  Speaker 6: I don't watch the girls.
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  Speaker 8: Thinking that I got with a black panther because I
• 15:28
  Speaker 8: was God named black panther. Dan say something else, say
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  Speaker 8: call it something else and it was written.
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  Speaker 4: Before the Panther. It's called first of all, like this
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: is what Detroit looked like.
• 15:43
  Speaker 6: I was back, give it, yeah, give it another name.
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  Speaker 3: She was in there with the beret your leave and
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: everybody else's yeah colors, get that ball everything.
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  Speaker 6: I was great.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be good with the Oppenheimer, Like where the
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  Speaker 1: option at.
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  Speaker 7: What?
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  Speaker 2: I thought? It was all about options.
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  Speaker 6: I don't watch super heroes.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: The Color Purple you thought was about grey? Okay?
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  Speaker 8: First of all, I kept on State Studio. It's so
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  Speaker 8: responsible for my therapy. After having me watch The Color
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  Speaker 8: Purple and people were like it was people like that's
• 16:19
  Speaker 8: my favorite movie and I was like, are you like
• 16:20
  Speaker 8: should not?
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  Speaker 2: That movie is so traumatic?
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  Speaker 9: Whole week I was like, damn, we shoot. I have
• 16:26
  Speaker 9: to I literally have or.
• 16:28
  Speaker 6: I can fake it.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: They would have know, We would have known if you
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: was the black woman is wild?
• 16:34
  Speaker 8: And why would y'all be watching this as kids? Like
• 16:37
  Speaker 8: I can't hear you in see New Jake City.
• 16:39
  Speaker 9: No, I can't believe it because cracks and I.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: Was seven, Hey we did, we watched.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: I was watching like I can't.
• 16:50
  Speaker 6: Believe the Spurs movie, like get that.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: When I boys in the hood.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: I thought, I thought, what's the nigganame more chess not
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: I thought he died for real.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: And then I seen him on the Tonight Show that night.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yeah, that's how it should have been.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: What I couldn't even understand that. Yeah, I was too
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: young that Nigga was dead for real. And then he
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: came out and show Nikau Sure Garcinio's hand.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: I said, hold.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: On, but that is actually really interesting. Black people be
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: mad at you didn't see a dramatic rated R movie
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: watched it.
• 17:28
  Speaker 9: I never fully watched Minute Society. It was why because it.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: Was just it was good. Keep your as.
• 17:35
  Speaker 8: I could barely finish Snowfall. This dude was like you
• 17:38
  Speaker 8: from I was like, I don't know what you thinking
• 17:39
  Speaker 8: about the track. I didn't grow up around like I
• 17:41
  Speaker 8: had nothing to do with Detroit.
• 17:43
  Speaker 9: People are just trying to say, like, oh, you're from Detroit.
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: People think because Troy the projects.
• 17:48
  Speaker 8: I didn't grow up crackheads. Police weren't run down my street.
• 17:51
  Speaker 8: I didn't see any.
• 17:52
  Speaker 6: Of this like that.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: Then you went in David drug Dealers.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so maybe you should have watched the movie
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: and you will be keen up the whole.
• 18:02
  Speaker 6: Everybody.
• 18:03
  Speaker 9: The type of drug dealers, you know what I mean,
• 18:06
  Speaker 9: it's different some way.
• 18:08
  Speaker 6: Corner boys. They weren't dusty, but the supply.
• 18:10
  Speaker 8: They was to connect wasn't trap house people like you'd
• 18:12
  Speaker 8: be in a trap No, I'd be in the main
• 18:14
  Speaker 8: how the real.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: Listen, let me tell you what is Keisha's flex. I
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: don't date street level, Okay, I date the nigga that
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: they roll up to. Yeah, I a nigga these and
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: this nigga is selling drugs.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: Personally, she dates the bark stells, deacons and school teachers.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Now that's so interesting.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Not not the Keisha's of the world who live they
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: don't have that life, but they are attracted to niggas.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: In that life.
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: People be thinking about she teaches you down that chicken.
• 18:50
  Speaker 9: I be like, no, I'm stitching.
• 18:53
  Speaker 8: I'm not doing you get more than two years.
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: Somebody else is out here. I'm like, you know, don't
• 19:02
  Speaker 6: tell me nothing.
• 19:02
  Speaker 9: I don't want to know nothing because I don't even
• 19:03
  Speaker 9: want to be putting that situation.
• 19:05
  Speaker 7: You know, just because you date those guys don't mean
• 19:06
  Speaker 7: she attracted to that life. In my opinion, it means
• 19:08
  Speaker 7: she just liked black men. It's like that's a variety.
• 19:12
  Speaker 8: I did a joke about this and I was like,
• 19:14
  Speaker 8: I am being preyed upon. If you think about it,
• 19:18
  Speaker 8: They're not looking for London's. They're not gonna date that,
• 19:20
  Speaker 8: you know, ambird like they come to the keishas I
• 19:24
  Speaker 8: don't approach dudes does approach me.
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: So I'm consistently get.
• 19:26
  Speaker 8: Approached by you know, drug dealer's fall but no, one
• 19:30
  Speaker 8: of my exoyfriends is the school teacher.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: There you go, balancing it out on the scale of
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Keisha's relationships, how many tend to be in the legal
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: life versus the non legal life?
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: If you had one hundred.
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: Even the actually no, actually.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Are you kin drug dealers?
• 19:50
  Speaker 8: Or actually I've had more relationships with legal And here's
• 19:57
  Speaker 8: the thing.
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: Some of the drug dealers were legal as well.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: Businesses. They're called front businesses. They're not legal. Key shift
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: you to watch them. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: So I got my first.
• 20:10
  Speaker 8: Car, but no, because guys, I think you guys have
• 20:15
  Speaker 8: the wrong idea. One of my strest friends is very
• 20:16
  Speaker 8: legal when I met him, and then it just transitioned
• 20:19
  Speaker 8: into I couldn't just be like, oh, I'm out because.
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: You sell drugs, you know what I mean?
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: You could though, he would be like, how you.
• 20:30
  Speaker 8: Got these degrees and date Georgia's I'm like, every girl
• 20:32
  Speaker 8: in the tray has Maybe you just didn't know.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: But you know every girls dated drug dealers in the
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: comments if you're in Detroit.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: I think everybody has one. I've had one, you know
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: what I'm saying.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: The hand or he was.
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: No, it was a fucking corner boy. Okay. I don't
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: think I ever drug dealer. I don't think I've ever dated.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: That's why I learned what the bosco is.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: And they'll make you like you'll be out there with
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: them and if the police will kissed me real quick,
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: so it looks like it's a lot of stuff and
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: you can't go in their pocket and stuff.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: That's how I knew the man.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: I tried to go in his pocket and held it
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: and then but yeah, I wasn't on Keisha level.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: I have the police coming kissed me real quick.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: No, they do.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: Cherry, Yeah, twenty third and Cherry that's where we.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Was at over there, So that was crime.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And that's why I was standing out there. That's
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: what I.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Seen some ladies of the night walking job.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: Seat had Uh, that's the Central District.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Every city has its part. But I was like, there
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: ain't no way Seattle does.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: I was wrong.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: I grew up on Martin Luther King and Alaska. Drive
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: it up over there, the Central District.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: The Seattle thing in the corner of Martin Luther King in.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: Alaska right there, Rain and Vista like.
• 21:53
  Speaker 6: Like they should never intersect.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, all right. Next story a Florida man.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Also, It's also funny how many of these stories are Florida.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Florida man arrested for trafficking cocaine stuffed lunchables in his
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Ford f one fifty.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Your laugh so funny.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Two Florida men were recently arrested by the Ohio State
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Patrol after a large quantity of cocaine was found in
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: a rented Ford f one fifty in the possession much
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: everyone was surprised. I legal substance was stashed and crafts
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: lunchible containers. The report says the troopers noted excessive speed.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: The truck's speed was not disclosed. A wrestled lane change
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: would led to a traffic stop. They know you're supposed
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: to drive.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: You got to follow the rules. Anyway, they were stopped
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: and they noticed they had a large amount of lunchable.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: I was just about trying to eat a luxable. That's
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: how they found out so many lunchables.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Hold On, got twenty lunchables in there. Get out the car.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: So they found lunchable stuff in the I'm sorry, cocaine
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: stuff in the lunchables. They had a whole bunch of guns,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: all kinds of stuff they had. Theyang twelve hundred and
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: sixty two pounds of dissolved cocaine four point four million
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: dollars in the fuel tank as well.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, somebody's gonna die for that. How much?
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, they had lunable in the cocaine they.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: Got two years definitely.
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: Well, wait, lunchables are they clear on the top?
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: No, they had the These were the yellow box one. Oh,
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: the full box was not the like you're thinking of,
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: the like the little square ones.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: Just the one that come with the drink and the cookie.
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and they get you a little peak sometime, you
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: a little peak into the little on the inside.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: It was covered.
• 23:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 23:49
  Speaker 8: I don't think I ever had lunchibles, but I know
• 23:52
  Speaker 8: that or I thought that they were clear.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: Okay, now it's.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: In let me give me we all so these got
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: the drink. You don't understand they.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, so you're thinking of these lunchables, right, but the
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: big the box one is bigger.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: They got to f the maybe.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: Having a sandwich every cookies, crunch bar. Oh, they loved
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: and nestlie crunts.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, see the loaded uploaded and see that one. That's
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: because they got the drinking and they got cheeses. I
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: bought a lot of in my life for my kids.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: See this is the box too. Yeah, anyway, but yeah,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: I didn't know you can dissolve cocaine and put it
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: in a lot of different stuff.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: On the Dirty D. Have you seen that?
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: On two b oh man, you know she ain't seen that.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: That's that's your city's finest work. The Dirty D. They
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: were selling liquid cocaine.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: They had the curve gun.
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: Because that's also surprising.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: They'd be having full sex scenes. Yes, and the Too
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: B movies. I didn't know. I thought there was some regulations, no.
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: Dirty reschedule.
• 24:59
  Speaker 6: What I going on?
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean like people was like we was kind
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: of feeling like we've seen everything on Netflix, blah blah blah.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: It's like, what are you watching? People are like, low, ki,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: I've been watching stuff on tube. It's really entertaining. So
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: it's like some of the stuff is so bad it's good.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: So there was like peoples like, you gotta watch the
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: show called The Dirty d It's about a drug dealer
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: in Detroit.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: You probably know, but this show that he's selling liquid coat.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: He dissolves cocaine into a liquid liquid form and he
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: sells basically sells bottles in the club and they think, oh,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: you saw the bottle to a personally has liquid cocaine.
• 25:37
  Speaker 7: But so you can drink cocaine, is what you're saying.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, in order to use it, you have to.
• 25:42
  Speaker 7: Basically, she was about to tell us, I'm sorry, Oh
• 25:47
  Speaker 7: my god, you you pick up the bottom coort ship.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: Next thing you know, you're on the roof goddamn birds.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Because because like you know how, you just be sneaking
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: in it.
• 26:01
  Speaker 7: She's speaking in the nobody reaches over the raw.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: I'm telling you you've got to have a little bit
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: more to reach.
• 26:14
  Speaker 7: That's why totally. Yeah, Well, help push me in the
• 26:19
  Speaker 7: chin and be like get out of the way. You
• 26:21
  Speaker 7: ain't got Now.
• 26:38
  Speaker 10: Works every time. Now, she said, I am finished, But.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: In the show.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: After a certain amount of time, it goes back and
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: crystallizes to like actual cocaine. Then you can take it
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: out and cutting all that of Wow, So I guess
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: they did that in the lunchibles. They had it in
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: the shape of like the little you know, the little
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: sandwich parts. They had it in between there and the
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: cheese and stuff like that.
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: Mmmm.
• 27:21
  Speaker 7: That sound like it didn't sound like they had a
• 27:23
  Speaker 7: search warrant to me, that's the first like.
• 27:26
  Speaker 6: I know they got.
• 27:27
  Speaker 7: Probably probable cause how you search You saw some lunchibles
• 27:30
  Speaker 7: and you decided to search my car.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: That sounds they.
• 27:32
  Speaker 8: Gotta you gotta have the stuff that has a secret compartment,
• 27:34
  Speaker 8: Like there's a pepsi bottle that you can twist like
• 27:36
  Speaker 8: the bottom of stuff like that.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: They have stores that sell basically false bottoms of everything.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: They've been at those and so you can stuff on
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: the plane and stuff and you're carried on and all
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: that type of stuff. It's basically anything anything you can
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: see in a bottle. It can be has a false
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: bottom to put drugs. I've seen a YouTube vide about it,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: so it has.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: To be real.
• 27:58
  Speaker 6: It looks legit.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: It looked like this, right here and I'll be sitting
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: here sipping It'll be crystallized cocaine across the old.
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: That's how.
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: Damn.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. All right, before we go this other story,
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: I kind of felt weird about it.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Let me know if y'all want me to read it,
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: because I picked him and then it felt it felt
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: weird because y'all are women.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: This man broke into a woman's house to tickle her.
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: Because it should just be ridiculous.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: This is the Tribune, Okay, I thought it was coming up.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Manster trial accused of invading woman's home and tickling her awake,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: was acquitted a burglary by the Supreme Court jury yesterday.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Quentin Bethel told the jury his closing address that he
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: got into a home invasion.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Concerned home invasion on Wellington Street. Hold on, okay.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: The jury had previously heard the testimony of a woman
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: who said she was walking up by a man she
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: claimed to be Bethel, who was rubbing her feet and
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: frightened her, and she screamed the top of screamed, and
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: the laughing burglar fled the house.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: He faced a twenty years sitting and convicted.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: He argued to complain had mistaken him, and the prosecution
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: had no evidence, and he said, how do we know
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: someone actually broke into her house?
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Who's to say this wasn't stage.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: He told the jury the prosecution was attempting to use
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: their emotional producer conviction as it's supposed using evidence.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: The whole thing is gon waste of time, blah blah blah,
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: and he was let go.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: Well, first of all, he's facing.
• 29:41
  Speaker 8: Years tickling in the constitution.
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: First of all, you got explain to me. You gotta
• 29:48
  Speaker 6: show me.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: No if you break into your house.
• 29:51
  Speaker 7: So you telling me if somebody break into your house
• 29:54
  Speaker 7: and put hands on you, you don't want them to
• 29:58
  Speaker 7: and don't get twenty Yeah, doing all types of stuff
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: the women and don't get no twenty years and children
• 30:02
  Speaker 7: and don't get twenty twenty years is excessive, particularly, but
• 30:05
  Speaker 7: that nigga need to do six months and some.
• 30:07
  Speaker 6: Maybe it was such a petty crime.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Like but if a nigga, if you walk up a
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: nigga was tickling you, you wouldn't want him to go to
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: jail for a long time, even he was tickling a
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: long time.
• 30:16
  Speaker 6: But niggas slash the cracks.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: Right now.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: No, you know, I would be taking all he was tickling,
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: you know, you know, you just be happy to make.
• 30:28
  Speaker 8: It out like, I'm glad you probably get twenty years
• 30:30
  Speaker 8: because I'll die if you.
• 30:32
  Speaker 9: I can't.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: You don't.
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: I can't breathe.
• 30:34
  Speaker 8: I literally can I breathe really from laughing from being tickled,
• 30:37
  Speaker 8: like I cannot.
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: I'm not tickling, So that's crazy. So if you could start.
• 30:41
  Speaker 8: Particularly like, oh, nigga, you're allergic to breathe.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: You are dying from tickling, and you don't. You're not.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: Because my uncles used to hold us down and tickle
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: us till we cried and pete on ourselves. So now
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: I have nobody years.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Of your what?
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: Why did they do that? They listen to all types
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: of ships they were young.
• 31:10
  Speaker 8: Okay, so you're gonna be tough on these the King
• 31:12
  Speaker 8: of the Lastic Streets?
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: What the King and the Last Streets? I'm not yet.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: It was I hate tickling this, it's it was miserable
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: and they would just not start and we were crying.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: People.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: Now I'm not tickling.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: When somebody tickles you and you're done with it, it's
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: not fun no more, and it's the worst, Like you
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: want to fight it, like I'm laughing, but it's not funny.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: All stop for real.
• 31:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Soia has had a life.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Shout the most traumatic thing.
• 31:49
  Speaker 6: That need a podcast? You just.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you just put stuff out like it's never
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: But I'm so I healed from so m stuff.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: That's easy for me to just set him like, no, no, no, wait,
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: what happened?
• 32:03
  Speaker 9: They must he might as well have waterboarder job.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: They used to torture us all the time. You can't
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: my thumb and hot sauce. That's why I suck my
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: thumb no more. Why was sleep?
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, under our eyes and stuff like that while we
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: were sleeping, rubbing in our face and smother.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: They used to just do wold ship.
• 32:25
  Speaker 6: I see what they called you. This took CPS. What
• 32:32
  Speaker 6: the imitation.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: Stomach?
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: Okay, but we got candy and it wasn't our stomach.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: It was the mount. There was three levels. I've told
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: the story.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Middle.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: They would sit on the back of the car and
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: they will punch us in different levels. So each level
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: one you get one candy too, you get a couple
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: of pieces, and if you have survived ship, then you
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: get a whole thing.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: Now I used to do one and two.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: My sister she used to do the three just bust
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: her ship and then get all her candy out.
• 32:59
  Speaker 9: Wrong with mere human piata.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: But all the other kids in the block were standing light.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: They would they would sit on the back of the
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: car and just punch us in the mouth for candy. Yeah,
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: but you volunteered. You didn't have to do it. You
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: didn't have to do it.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: You wouldn't.
• 33:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he didn't have to.
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, you couldn't get no candy.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: But yeah, so you know my uncle did one time
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: he said, y'all want to play football, and he was
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  Speaker 1: the quarterback and he threw the ball.
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  Speaker 2: We caught it, and then he was quarterback for the
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  Speaker 2: other side. That was healthy uncle. Yeah, sock and her
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  Speaker 2: in the face.
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  Speaker 4: It was a great members. They were just kids. They
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  Speaker 4: put our parent in the microwave because.
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  Speaker 3: He wouldn't cuss like it used to be crazy ship.
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  Speaker 3: It was sad, yeah, all the because and then but
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  Speaker 3: he would come out and this is all my child.
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  Speaker 3: I would not make this ship up. So they would
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  Speaker 3: put me because they were trying to get him a cuss.
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  Speaker 3: And they went and they put his ass in the microwave.
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  Speaker 3: And every time we.
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  Speaker 4: Could call him.
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  Speaker 6: These people now call the Kim's phone.
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  Speaker 1: What a lie.
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  Speaker 6: That's watching this episode.
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  Speaker 4: I love my.
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  Speaker 8: Screen record lawyers music in the background.
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  Speaker 1: You guys, she ain't getting no care, just straight body shots.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, let's stop this episode before Caian's Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 5: Its ruined.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: This has when I saw some on the internet, the
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  Speaker 1: collection of crazy Stories with your favorite comedians. Today's guests
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  Speaker 1: have been Jasmine W that's j A z m y
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  Speaker 1: n W, Kenisia Bus Webster Bus, and Keisha E is
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  Speaker 1: Keisha E. Following them on social media find them when
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: they come to your city and do shows. They're all
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  Speaker 1: very funny and we'll see you guys next time.
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  Speaker 2: Pete