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#639 We Don't BLACK ICE the Same · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Speaker 1: Is the one and only mister chick Litz himself. What's
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  Speaker 1: going on? Will good morning? Good morning?
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  Speaker 5: Some day.
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  Speaker 3: Cold?
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  Speaker 1: Now cold? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Nice?
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  Speaker 6: How we go from fucking eighty nine degrees ninety degrees
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  Speaker 6: to seventy degrees?
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  Speaker 4: That Sally had me rethinking, like it's still up from
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  Speaker 4: sixty what it was and fifty eight what it was?
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  Speaker 4: That last week when it went when it got up
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  Speaker 4: to like ninety something, I realized that I was like,
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  Speaker 4: all right, cool man.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm not as hot, right? I was cool,
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  Speaker 2: I was chilling, but I was like, man, I how
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  Speaker 2: can I make my house feel like a hotel?
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  Speaker 1: Like you know what I mean? I was like, how
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  Speaker 1: can I make this feel like a casino? Sparked up
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  Speaker 1: a cigarette? Didn't make it any colder?
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  Speaker 3: When was it ninety here?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, Like last week it was fucking
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  Speaker 1: ninety one.
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  Speaker 3: When I was here. I through the weekend. I was
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  Speaker 3: gone weekend Thursday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: Well that's right, because you were you know what happened
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  Speaker 1: when you were gone. It's like the sun even was.
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  Speaker 6: Like, yeah, the whole sky cleared up.
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  Speaker 3: It was it was nice and Alfquerque, but it wasn't
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  Speaker 3: ninety it was it.
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  Speaker 1: Was ninety over. It was neither. It was hot where
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  Speaker 1: you were. I was comfortable with some shorts and some cutoffs,
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  Speaker 1: like the fucking cutoffs. That's how hot it was. Love
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  Speaker 1: that shat foods stayed inside.
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  Speaker 4: I love that ship. I love that Sunshine Dog. I
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  Speaker 4: know you guys run from it, but.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean tell the people that go to theme parks,
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  Speaker 2: you want to know when you you really don't have
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  Speaker 2: a lot of like people that take up space in
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  Speaker 2: the theme parks. Go on a hot day, people don't know,
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  Speaker 2: you're not gonna see all the little medi's footers are
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  Speaker 2: not going to be checked out. Those people got a
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  Speaker 2: limited amount of time before the blood sugar spikes or
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  Speaker 2: decreases or they're just physically unable or the battery dies.
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  Speaker 4: So it did.
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  Speaker 2: So it just just no going a hot day, That's
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  Speaker 2: that's when you'll find like a you'll find a lot
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  Speaker 2: more space.
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  Speaker 4: As I believe it, everyone in America is pretty fat.
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  Speaker 2: So, but there's like certain groups like and I know
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  Speaker 2: I've gone to theme parks. I've had my fair share,
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  Speaker 2: I've got that went to Team Park so much that
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  Speaker 2: I just I just don't know anymore.
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  Speaker 4: Because I kind of just got enough of it, like
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  Speaker 4: the crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's there's groups of people like especially at Disneyland.
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  Speaker 1: There's like one group it's called like my morbidly obese
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  Speaker 1: like family or something like that, and they fucking go
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  Speaker 1: to like Disneyland or different theme parks to test out
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  Speaker 1: the rides to see if they fit. To tell other
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  Speaker 1: fat bucks, what is fat? Oh fat? What is it okay?
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  Speaker 1: Fat friendly? And not fat approve.
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  Speaker 4: And do they make complaints. Yes, you gotta make this
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  Speaker 4: seat bigger, they try to request. Everyone will die. Man
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  Speaker 4: if there's if it's any looser.
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  Speaker 1: No way, distribution is not gonna be good unless they
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  Speaker 1: got one cart in the very bag just for the
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  Speaker 1: one fat person.
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  Speaker 3: That's something. There's certain things you can't go out there
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  Speaker 3: and complain about.
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  Speaker 4: Like I understand wheelchair accessible and you know, but like
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  Speaker 4: have accessible, but to make it fat accessible. It is
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  Speaker 4: fat a choice, they'll tell you it is. Now, Okay, No,
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  Speaker 4: it is a choice.
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  Speaker 3: Though.
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  Speaker 1: That's a very valid question. And I agree being fat
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  Speaker 1: is a choice. Bro, Nobody ever forced me to eat
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  Speaker 1: all that food.
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  Speaker 4: There's probably some people being forced to get fat because
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  Speaker 4: some sick guy likes to fuck is really fat girlfriend,
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  Speaker 4: So you make sure she has cake every dinner.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like Malcolm in the Middle type of deal with Yeah, exactly, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: but that's like a very small percentage. Like but really,
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  Speaker 2: realistically though, I mean, even people in the chat, like,
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  Speaker 2: do you feel that being fat is a choice? I mean,
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  Speaker 2: because it eventually you do get to a point where
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  Speaker 2: you're so fat.
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  Speaker 1: That it becomes a disability.
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  Speaker 2: It physically handicaps you from becoming and doing normal things,
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  Speaker 2: you know, like you can't go you can't be on
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  Speaker 2: a theme park ride, you can't sit down on regular chairs,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, like like you put your
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  Speaker 2: socks on, Like, yeah, you can't put your socks on.
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  Speaker 1: I honestly, when I see people like that, I really.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking think about it. I was like, yo, has somebody
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  Speaker 2: has to hose them now, Like how do they shower?
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  Speaker 4: How did you get here? Like how did we how
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  Speaker 4: did you get to this point? When did it start?
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  Speaker 4: Is some people get like how to start when they
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  Speaker 4: were kids?
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  Speaker 1: Right, Like there's no control type of deal.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Like you've seen those like fat five year old
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  Speaker 4: that looks like he's twelve because he's just so big
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  Speaker 4: or something. You know what I'm saying, like the family
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  Speaker 4: diabeto guy. Yeah, Like for those people that get that big,
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  Speaker 4: it has to start that young.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: But See here's the thing though, Like when you become
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  Speaker 2: fat as like an adult, like you can be like
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  Speaker 2: oh I stress eat, but it's just like okay food.
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  Speaker 1: Like if you're stressed, what are you stressing about?
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 2: Like you know what I mean, like like like about
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  Speaker 2: bills and all that stuff. But when you were a kid,
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  Speaker 2: and you managed to get that fucking big Like is
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  Speaker 2: your family talking about, Hey, we live in candy Land,
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  Speaker 2: eat the fucking walls will of sugar eat this Like
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  Speaker 2: there's got to be like no control, Like how.
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  Speaker 4: Do you It's like that Austin Powers. I'm sad because
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  Speaker 4: I'm fat. I'm fat because I eat. I eat because
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  Speaker 4: I'm sad.
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  Speaker 3: It's a NonStop cycle, bro.
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  Speaker 1: But that's very valuable. That's a lot of people, bro,
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  Speaker 1: because that's me like one of the things.
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  Speaker 5: Bro.
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  Speaker 2: Like it's hard, bro because I used to be a
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  Speaker 2: big stress eater, like just randomly, like shit hits the fan.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, You're just fucking munching and the thing is like
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'll go for sugar ship bro, because you
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  Speaker 1: want that fucking spike.
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  Speaker 2: You want that like oh man, Like I got the
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  Speaker 2: sugar and then you crash later. That's why fat people
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  Speaker 2: crash all the time.
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  Speaker 5: Bro.
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  Speaker 2: You see fat people sleeping all the time because they're
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  Speaker 2: feeding that sugar. Parasite just keeps feeding onto the sugar
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  Speaker 2: type shit. Yeah, sugar is a very bad addiction, man,
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  Speaker 2: and that everybody partakes.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not gonna.
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  Speaker 2: Tell you not to have sugar because it's a part
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  Speaker 2: of life, but it's it's one of those things and
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  Speaker 2: I think, yeah, you're you're addicted at that point.
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  Speaker 4: But it's an American thing. They put it more here
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  Speaker 4: than anywhere else in the world.
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  Speaker 1: Mexico has the worst. Oh really, Yeah, Mexico has the
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  Speaker 1: worst sugar addiction when it comes and it's because of
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  Speaker 1: soda Coca Cola has.
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  Speaker 3: But their food doesn't have it.
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  Speaker 1: Like the food, Okay, the thing is, the thing is,
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  Speaker 1: you're fucked if you you know, you're you're damned if
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  Speaker 1: you do You're damned if you're doing in Mexico. When
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  Speaker 1: it comes to the food, they.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so think about it, like the food sucks up
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  Speaker 2: your cholesterol and your heart and heart disease. But the
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  Speaker 2: sugar is already dominated by Coca Cola.
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  Speaker 1: Mexico is the number one consumer in the world, not
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  Speaker 1: just South America, in the world of Coca Cola. Dog.
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  Speaker 1: They have a whole coke city that they only drink.
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  Speaker 3: Had a coke machine and fucking Chichinizza.
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  Speaker 4: Dog, What the fuck is a fucking coke machine doing
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  Speaker 4: in Chichannizza.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, right, that's what they're using.
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  Speaker 4: The pyramids of an unlimited power for they're using that
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  Speaker 4: unlimited power to keep that Coca Cola machine going.
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  Speaker 6: And sugar is not cheap either. Eat to eat sugary items,
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  Speaker 6: it costs money.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I mean for them it's cheaper. It's like
• 9:50
  Speaker 4: they figured out a way to drug every to give
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  Speaker 4: everybody drugs because it's more addictive than cocaine.
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  Speaker 3: He really think, So it is proven.
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  Speaker 1: I've never craved like.
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  Speaker 2: I've never craved sugar like I crate coke though, but
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  Speaker 2: that's sugar. Oh, I mean, yeah, that does sound good though.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, but it's like.
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  Speaker 3: I think you do.
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  Speaker 4: You don't even realize it because when you're when you
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  Speaker 4: just want to eat, there's sugar and everything.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm saying I don't crave like I'm saying I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Like I'm saying it's more addictive than cold.
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  Speaker 5: It is.
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  Speaker 4: They've done science on it. It's just there's hits your
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  Speaker 4: brain in a way that nothing else does.
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  Speaker 1: Looky.
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  Speaker 6: Sometimes I feel if I don't eat sugar one day,
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  Speaker 6: the next day I have a headache for no reason.
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  Speaker 3: Because you're not you have to detox from it.
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  Speaker 6: Because I told this guy, I was like, yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 6: down to drinking, like maybe twelve ounce of soda a
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  Speaker 6: day to two twelve.
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  Speaker 1: O, tell us how much soda you used to drink.
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  Speaker 1: I drink like four cans in a day, three bottles like.
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  Speaker 5: Water.
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  Speaker 1: Rice is sprite. I try to stay away from dark soda.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes I'll have a couple of die Cokes a day.
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  Speaker 6: But now I'm trying to, like at least minimize, like
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  Speaker 6: one can of day or two cans a day max.
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  Speaker 1: With the meal. This was way healthier than me.
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  Speaker 4: Bro, I'll crack two die cokes in the day easy.
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  Speaker 6: This was at the fucking cover City stairs every day,
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  Speaker 6: every other day.
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  Speaker 1: Damn yeah, yeah stairs. You hit the stairs this morning
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  Speaker 1: to though yesterday.
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: Probably I probably drive by this fool. I'm a way
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: back from the gym because I always passed the pass
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  Speaker 2: by there. My dream is not too far from there.
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  Speaker 3: You don't drink any kind of pop I do.
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  Speaker 2: I enjoy soda, bro Like, I'm not gonna lie. I
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  Speaker 2: enjoy soda and like, but I never really I always knew.
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  Speaker 2: I always associated soda with it's like if you have
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: more than one, your teeth are gonna pay for it.
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  Speaker 2: Because I always got scared, and I've always been scared
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  Speaker 2: of the dentist so like, and there's a recent like
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  Speaker 2: I know, I got my ship fixed. So I'm very
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  Speaker 2: fucking careful even now more than ever where Like I'll
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: try to have drink. I'll try to have like a soda,
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  Speaker 2: what is it like maybe if I have to have
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: if the opportunity presents itself during the week, I'll have one, bro,
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  Speaker 2: like and I'll try to split it.
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  Speaker 1: I'll try to give like share the guilt with like
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  Speaker 1: Ray or something like that.
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  Speaker 2: I'd be like, you want to split like a half
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  Speaker 2: a one, but I try to usually have it like
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  Speaker 2: once or twice a month, bro, And I'll keep a
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  Speaker 2: soa I'll keep a soda in the fridge, like if
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  Speaker 2: I see it in the store brough.
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  Speaker 1: I have enough control where I'm like, damn, that's a.
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  Speaker 2: Nice fruit here, like like I like, and I'll put
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: it in like a like a like a drink, Like
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  Speaker 2: I'll have it like a bottle of wine and just
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: have it sitting back there and I'm just like, you
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  Speaker 2: know what, today's day, I'm gonna have the green apple.
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  Speaker 1: One that shit it sounds brown, and I'll split the half.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, I have that self control. But I love
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  Speaker 1: I would love me a good sugary drink, fucking Starbucks,
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  Speaker 1: fucking all that shit. Bro. If I didn't have self
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  Speaker 1: control or discipline, dog, oh my god, how such a
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  Speaker 1: fat piece of ship I would be dog I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: about dog. If like I'm talking about, I would be
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  Speaker 1: the one of the fucking, like fucking the.
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  Speaker 3: Guy we're talking about right now. Yeah, Dog, I need
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  Speaker 3: from home.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah I have a disability, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Dog Like I like that's I'll wash myself with a
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  Speaker 1: steak around on a steak because it's like being addicted
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  Speaker 1: to sugar is like it is very addictive, bro, And
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  Speaker 1: that's how fucking that's how I know it is. But
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  Speaker 1: I've never craved a drug like that.
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  Speaker 2: I always thought like drugs were going to be like that,
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  Speaker 2: Like I was gonna be craving drugs.
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  Speaker 4: You haven't done crack, you haven done meth, you haven't
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  Speaker 4: done the addictive ones. You haven't done heroin.
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  Speaker 3: I guess I've never had some people say you do heroine.
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  Speaker 4: If you ask people about like like recovered drug acts
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  Speaker 4: or musicians and artists, they all say heroin is the
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  Speaker 4: best one to try.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess, rather heroin.
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  Speaker 3: Or coke, you could rather a downer or an upper.
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  Speaker 6: You got the people that are speedballing, which is both.
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  Speaker 4: When you do both, what happens. But if you do
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: both a speed upper and a downer at the same time,
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  Speaker 4: what happens?
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  Speaker 1: What kind of downer?
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  Speaker 2: Though, because a real speedball is not just smoking weed
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  Speaker 2: and doing the upper dog. What's a real A real
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  Speaker 2: speedball is Like I remember there'd be times where we
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: be we'd be two eight balls in and I remember
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: there was like because we'd be doing ship with you know,
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  Speaker 2: like we have homegirls and homegirls at the comedy story,
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  Speaker 2: and I remember there used to be this homegirl rest
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  Speaker 2: in peace, Rest in Peace.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: She like, she was like, she was like, no, you
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: know how you go to sleep, You take a xanax.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: And I was like really And she didn't tell me.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: She was like, but you can die, like you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean?
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: Like, so I was like, fuck it, I think I
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: want me some of this EGX you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Like that, and I fucking I took that ship And
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: that's a real speedball dog like lokey that no.
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  Speaker 5: You just take it.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: The median of that ship though, like before you fall asleep,
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: that middle fucking feeling of you being like jacked up
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: and then you being like, damn, I'm fucking chilling that
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: right there is fucking tired. Like I'm not saying that.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: It's not saying to encourage anybody like it's tight for
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: it's tight, So it's not tell us not bro, because like.
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: I'm not kill that transition.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm to sit here and glamor I you're fucking
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: romanticized doing your listed substances because I don't agree with
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: that ship.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: I do believe people should explore and in life.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: But these experiences, I'm transparent with it when I talk
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: about it. There's good things and bad things that come
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: with every type of experience.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: Yea, the dying parts, yeah.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: The fact, the fact, the fact that you guys want
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: me that you guys want me to talk about it.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: I am going to talk about the good parts because
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: you want me to tell you all the times where
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna my watch was telling me like, hey, foods.
• 15:35
  Speaker 6: Your heart up, bro, If you're pushing it to the max,
• 15:38
  Speaker 6: it's like you put a supercharger on your heart and
• 15:40
  Speaker 6: then be turned down to the hybrid.
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: But you know, the human heart can actually do so much,
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: Like look how big these fools are that live. That's
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: just amazing, these big fools that are just out here.
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: The heart's fucking working. Overtime plates probably has six kids,
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: that's how it's working.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: Yeom Tommy starting as three six, that's.
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: How hard it works.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Six kids, a blockade and two xives grill.
• 16:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's crazy.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: That's that's hilarious.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: Look man, just take care of your health y'all. Man,
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: I mean that's that's all we're saying.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: Like the new middle age, at least for men, it's
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: thirty thirty eight.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: I think you just make that up.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: No, I think that's what it is. You can look
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: it up. I think the like you're just deciding, that's
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: always been somewhere around forty. Yeah, the middle age. It
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: might be thirty six or thirty eight. I could be
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: I could be wrong, but it's somewhere around those around
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: that that time time frame.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: And Fox is my last year is just regular.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Man, you're already halfway point at this point. It's like
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: you hit your midlife crisis yet.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: I'm thirty five, No no crisis yet.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: What would you consider okay?
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Like if we were to go through a midlife crisis, Like,
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: how would you know, like you're do you have a
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: nice fucking two door car?
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: But you're not. That probably was my man crisis, but
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: you're not divorced, you guys crisis Like as I say,
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: it's like that. Honestly, that was my fuck I got
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: a kid crisis before I before I got my fucking va.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: Your mid life crisis is you're gonna give up all
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: this weed ship and you're gonna start a little mushroom farm.
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: But it's not like even the trippy mushrooms. It's just
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: like portobello.
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you start growing exotics.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're like, I'm done with that life.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Like you know how much money they are?
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: An exotic shows up as the fucking.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: What the same story, the saying, style, same and everything.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you're like, no more weed, man, I just
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: want to sell portobello.
• 17:43
  Speaker 6: Honestly, Bro, it's going federal. And as soon as that ship,
• 17:46
  Speaker 6: as soon as you see a fucking seven eleven selling
• 17:50
  Speaker 6: cannabis only today, how are you going to beat seven eleven?
• 17:56
  Speaker 6: You can't, Bro, are you going to beat CBS?
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: I would open a six ten beside?
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: But you know, you do see that shift going around, bro.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: I see a lot of people that have been in
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: the cannabis game for such a long time, jumping boat
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: right now, they don't know where, they don't know where
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: to go. They like they're kind of like hey, bro,
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: like you know, like I see a lot of them
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: selling cards too, like like I've always been in that world.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: But I'm like cars or cards.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Collectibulls like cards and ship Like I see a food
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: I see foods helping their helping their ladies. Start fucking
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: companies like they're selling clothes and selling all this ship.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: And I'm not saying any of these things to downplaying
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: anybody's hustle because you're out there getting it one way
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: or another, fucking get it homie like, so like there
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: ain't no shame. There's a lot of foods that are
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: starting to get their barts on, you know, without hating,
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: Like happy people making.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Jumping into food though it's cool as any type of thing.
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: Well, food is the one thing that will always be necessity, necessity,
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: no matter what the times are.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Flower jumping into the flower game. Good.
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: Look.
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: Well, they say, you're seeing that the prices are going
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: back up slowly.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: That's because people are like everything plateaus in this industry.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's because no, because your tolerance will plateau because
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: think about it, So all the people that start off
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: like I'll give it to you in like alcohol terms,
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: all the people that start off.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Drinking like cheap shit. When you start off drinking a
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Budweiser will hit you. A butt light, you beat vodka.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: All that shit fucking hits right, and you're like, yeah,
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: whole bottle will fuck me up. Once that ship plateaus,
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: you're like, what's above this? And then you go you
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: go to the mid tier, and then you're like, all right, cool.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Once that mid tier plateaus, then you go to the
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: fucking quote unquote top shelf, and even that ship plateaus,
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: like how you see me, You're like, this.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Motherfucker has two pens at the same time of not
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: just a fifty cows, you know, not just regular manament
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: limit of bullets, but like, yeah, like that kind of shit,
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: everything plateaus, and I think that there's a big wave
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: of all these people that have been the regular bud
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: light drinkers or bud light smokers, and they are finally
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: hit plateauing and there's not enough good ship quality shit
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: to go around. What we're like, that's driving because we're
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: in those circles of top tier shit, like good quality shit,
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: clean shit, where you can have access to it, and
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: that's that's gonna drive the price of quality small batch
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: farmers market type ship up. So you're still gonna be
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: able to exist.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: You just always the more and more the government keeps
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: getting involved in this cannabis shit, the harder and harder you're.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Gonna have to work to keep your name alive.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: There's tolerances with everything, But that's why alcohol is such
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: a gateway drug, because you get to a point where
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: you're like, everything, man, how can I take this to
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: the next level.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: It's always like that.
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: Everything is a gateway drug. When you like something, you
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: want to go above and beyond.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: No, but we doesn't.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: We wouldn't bring you to the way drug to drugs
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: the way alcohol brings you to drugs.
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: Alcohol brings you to It's crazy because alcohols are downer,
• 20:52
  Speaker 6: and it would want you to do uppers.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: It just wants you to fucking party or do other things.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: And that's why it's so many people who drink start
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: doing cocaine because they're like a couple of lines and
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: I can keep drinking.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: That's true, that's honestly, that that was one of the
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: biggest sale points for me.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Easily. I was just like, what I could keep fucking drinking.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Because usually once I had, once I started drinking, I
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: was like, and now I was getting I got sleepy.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, trying to recover.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: Too. Acid will let you drink as much as you want.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: You won't feel it until that it wears off, and
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: then you just get with the alcohol.
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: Ushrooms were like perfect for that, all day drinking and
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: then sucking ten hours later, Like fuck, I feel drunk.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: That's just funny.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: Psychedelicsally, just stop that part of the brain for a
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: little bit.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Uh, let's positive real quick. Today is like fucking there's
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: joy jumanti going on outside.
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: Like it's just like fuck, dude, Like that's actually trash
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: trash day.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: I guess you.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Want to just you want to just pick back up
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: on the truckies, right, because it's like, god, damn does
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: this ship pick it up up?
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: Not really?
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Okay? Cool? I just wanted to make sure on that too,
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: all right, cool? Then we fucking let's continue then, all right?
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Kind of down ry, yeah, man.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: So it's one of those things, man, where you just
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: don't know where you really don't know what's going on
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: out there, man, what's going on out there in Albuquerque?
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: He just came back from Albuquerque.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: Shout out to Trisha and Andreas. Those two hooked up.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: We got fans, We got fans in Albuquerque. I met
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: a bunch of people who are who listened to the
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: fucking podcast.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: What did you go out there? Obviously comedy comedy.
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: I was there Thursday, Friday, Saturday, okay, came back Sunday.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: You performed all three days? Was it is you headlighting?
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: They set up shows for me. I met these comics
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: when I was in Austin. They saw me and we
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: hit it off, and they were like, yo, you got
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: to come out to New Mexico. Like I've never been
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: there before. I never been to Albuquerque. And they're like, yeah,
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: we'll bring you out. So they set up three shows
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: for me. That was fire, great, crowds killed it. Alb
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: Quirk is an interesting place.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: I've never seen.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: I've never seen landscape like that, Like the clay houses,
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: like the stuccle houses looks like fucking flintstone houses.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Some of them, you know what I mean?
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: What do you mean?
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Like like stucco houses, Like they're so Western style.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah there's no breaks. Yeah, no, no bricks, you know
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: what I mean. It's all because it gets so hot
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: in the summer, I guess, yeah, and it's it's so
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: dusty everywhere.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: And like is it flat? It's very flat flat.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: But then they got mountains but like yeah, tower mountain
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: like and it's it's like there's a good part the
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: bad part. Like there's good parts all around it, but
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: like the bad part. It's like you see on TV.
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: You've seen those YouTube videos?
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Does it look like the shoot cops there? Yeah?
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: That's cos Yeah.
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: Man, that was one of the jokes I made. I
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: was like, this place is nostalgic, even though I've never
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: been here. I've watched so many years, so many years
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: of cops I've seen this place before, one hundred.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Damn. That's I didn't think.
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: I didn't think.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: Parts of it is fucking ghetto. It's like I saw
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: so many fools riding bikes and none of them were kids.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, Like it's just sketchy, you
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: know what, It's just sketchy people riding bikes.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Whenever there's an overabundance of like not healthy, like people
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: riding bikes.
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, nothing, but no one was riding bikes for the
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: reason of exercising. No one was wearing the full suit
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: and fucking riding bike.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, motherfuckers.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: Was like wheels were shaking and shit, and just like
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: or they're driving slow and staring at you. Like there's
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: kids with you can tell the kids with gats everywhere.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: And Albuquerque is a major city, right.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: There's like million people there.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: What's one of the things too, that people people that
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: are riding bikes that you don't just sketchy shit when
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: they're riding a bike that doesn't fit their body frame, you.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Know what I mean.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Like you see like a really full grown guy on
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: the small twenty six BMX, You're like, come on.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Bro, still a better bike. Still a better bike? Like
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: what's going on? So that you see the Picce house
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: and the kid bike? You ever seen that ship like
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: the bikes on full lass spice on that raised all
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: the way up and.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: I think I've seen Still that's his kid's bike. He
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: just needs to go to work.
• 25:17
  Speaker 6: Catch the bus. Oh man, You ever put your bike
• 25:21
  Speaker 6: on the bus.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: At the front of the bus. Yeah in Toronto?
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Nah, I never, I honestly I never I never
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: rode the bus like that. I rode it like to
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: get it.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Oh what you know?
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't ride the bus out here, you know what?
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: I did when when I was working at the Glendell Gallerria,
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: I used to take three buses to get there.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Oh god damn, I used to take three buses to
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: get there. Bro. That just sucked.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: How long did that take it?
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: It was like a forty five minute, like an hour
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: depends five to.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: An hour three buses sucks.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: To take two buses for when you had to have
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: a bus pass in la.
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: In lam So central to Venice, Western West to Venice.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Bless sketchy or what that is?
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Sketchy is today? That's today.
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: I think it's more sketchy as an adult than it
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: is as a kid, as a high school kid.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: I guess I heard they're building, you guys, a subway
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: out here. What do you mean, build for the World Cup?
• 26:20
  Speaker 6: Well, the World Cup is supposed to be this year.
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: I don't know what the fuck they've.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: Been working on it.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know they literally been working on it all right?
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Joining us is x G. What's going on? So?
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: What's up?
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: My bad, little late little lay I came back from
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: the mountains.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: And someone hits something called black ice.
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: I guess the real thing.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Black guys.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: It's black guys staking immigrations.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Some people that show up and say their eyes what
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: they rob They're taking a green card.
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: Dog, They rob you with your green card. Now, I
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: mean if you guy don't know, I mean it's what
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: you know when it's like early in the morning and
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: you can't see the ice on cement and dude, it
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: was literally in the message size dog, be careful. I
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: just got sandwiched up. So then I had to kind
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: of just make sure that.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, like the people started hitting each other.
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like a bad like.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: Those are the best YouTube videos.
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: You know. There's one thing where I almost text it saying, yo,
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: I'm just not gonna make it. But all you do
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: is fucking change information. Alo homie did was changing sur
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: and ship and that's you know, way, no one died,
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: cars worked, everyone was good. Yeah, it was fine, but
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: you know, kind of homies a little show shooking up.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: So we spoke to.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Join you're fucking something. Shut up.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: I know that happens, like damn, but you're the worst
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: person to go skateboarding.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Fucking nothing happened to anything with him, Bro, with the snow, Bro,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: somebody happens to him, though, Yeah, it's always him passing
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: it off.
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: He's always him giving.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: The alley oop of the bad thing happen.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: When he when he can't take it. He was like,
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: nobody wants to go. It's the last snow of the
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: wheel of the season, almos goop by myself. That's when
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: it's gonna happen.
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: That's when they probably a world disaster will happen, and
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: he'll be all right because he went the big band.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Right now, right now, right now, you're all the all
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: the favors that you know, anybody who's been praying for you,
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: they're all using up like they're just like damn like
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: they're like the monkey hands are like you save this
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: life right now.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Supposed to be xd soldier, this was supposed to be.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: The Raptor, and then you got this last one right here. Bro,
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: it's like out of all of and then that's when it.
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: Hit you really think you have a certain amount, like
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: like you don't. That's why I have a certain amount.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Yes, Bro, I think that's the reason people shouldn't be
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: tempting fate like that.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: Cats don't have nine lives. First of all, Okay, that's not.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: The point, but like I'm saying, like, that's that's I
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: think that's why people shouldn't be tempting tempting fate so
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: much like if you like, I don't know, like if
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: you're like a stump person, like for example, all those
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: pools that are like they like to jump off mountains,
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: none of them couldn't like live to be old.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: A lot of them is just like, hey, well on
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: this fifty fourth flight, the wind just picked up and
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: he just fucking crashed into a mountain and his neck
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: and half about.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: Those guys that, yeah, like people, winds amazing cool.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: See you could have five videos, that's cool food.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: But yeah, when you're making ten plus, you don't think
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: that someone up there is like.
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: I like the logic, just make five videos. You can
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: repost those every day. Just read.
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: No, there's people who out there who've done you can.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Only ten faith so much.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Dog, I'm not saying everybody has the same lug. Some
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: people are really fucking genuinely lucky.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: I guarantee you there's people who've done thousands of jumps.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the guides because you can't it by yourself.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: There's no way that through five and stop. That's crazy.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: That's living in fear.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: Dogs.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Like one day that guy who climbs building is bare handed.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: One day he's gonna just go it's gonna happen to
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: him building.
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: It's gonna happen to him when he's at his house
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: and he's like playing with his kids and he climbs
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: up to the bunk bed and falls off. That that's
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: how it's gonna happen.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be like.
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: Some weird I'm a nity on that because it's never
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: gonna be too safe because you're gonna end up dying.
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: Like what's that one joke? I don't know who does it.
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: I think it's one of them where it says he
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: ended up dying and he goes to joke because he
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: got shot by like a twenty two, a little ass
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: gun as a cat. Yeah, And it's like, dude, when
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: you go to jail, you want to be set. You
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: got like you you die like you don't want to
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: go out there sounding like a little bit like I
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: got shot by two.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: I don't want to get shot at all with no gun,
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: being shot with a twenty two is probably way worse
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: than being shot with like a bigger bullet.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Because you got like with a twenty two.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: That like if somebody shoots you from this distance, that's
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: just getting lost in stomach food.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Like they're not gonna it's.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: Not easy, it's not coming out.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: It's not an easy thing to locate.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Like, but like it's compared to like, I don't know,
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: let's just say you get shot with like a bigger
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: fucking bullet, it's like, hey stopped at the bone, like
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, like or you wanted to exit,
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: or you wanted to exit.
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: And you don't want it to hit the bone, right,
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: doesn't shot?
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: I don't want to bone You guys are paintballed pays
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: fun have.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Like you have like two or three. When I was
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: like fifteen, just running around pallun we're camping and then
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: we just we had just got my uncle bought us
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: all paintball guns. We were fucking we were on the
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: campsite for what a sick uncle.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: He real ship to do?
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: Ship you shooting each other with no mask on. No,
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: he bought us the kid like you have a bark
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: like you were talking about because it's real dangerous that
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: they could really.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: So we had the mask and then we obviously we
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: had we were layered up, and then we had the
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: paths dog. It was like when we're just shooting at
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: each other dog them shriff was.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Pulled up on us like in the campsite, real shotguns,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: like everybody down on the everybody's down the floor.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: They didn't know what the fuck it was type of ship.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: And then they were just they just took them away.
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: It's supposed to be and then closed. It's supposed to
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: be a private You can't really start paintballing outside.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: But where were you camping?
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: My uncle got arrested for talking ship the whole time
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: while he fucking while they were giving when they were questioning.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: Everybody, really, where were you camping?
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Uh, like one of the lakes out there in the
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: vatda dog.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: This was like it wasn't deep enough to like, no, it's.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Because it's because we didn't know the rules.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: So they were just like our parents were just like,
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: we'll just go for that space where we could just
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: see you and just shoot at each other.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: And people saw you, guys, and yeah, and then.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Other people like were reporting it because we were just
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: like randomly shooting. There was a road nearby, but there
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: was not really much going on. But they I think
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: they fucking they were.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: Just they kept the paintball guns for themselves and give
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: it to their kids.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's that. That's what my uncle said, and that's
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: what got him arrested for. Like that was the tipic point.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: He was like why, you know, why are you gonna
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: take the guns? He was like, do your kids not
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: have any? And he was just like, yo, it's like step.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: To the zign.
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: That's the only time you paintballed. Though, No, I don't
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: like the sports arena because I know b Rog gets
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: down with that.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: That was like when he was like, I don't know,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: twenty years.
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: Ago, I've done that before.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: It's fine, but like the white people love, what's the arena?
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Like I would? I only did it like maybe like
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: a handful of times. Bro, I don't know. Maybe it's
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: it's a hobby that I would like to pick up.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: Now just go, I'm down. It's fun.
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: So So an arena is you go to these spots
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: where they have inflatable like the ritos, and you hide
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: behind that ship.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: Oh I did that and I did that?
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Park and I'm don't.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: I don't like that ship. It's fun like that. He
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: would be a savage some people.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: Can you can you get my ice vest? Can you
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: get paintball grenades? Yeahnades?
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: But but like, but isn't a bunch of little balls
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: they fly out? Or is it like one big splatter pain?
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: It's a splatter paint.
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: It's because you're going to like you do Iraq, like
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: there's a rack style where there's like buildings.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: That's what I like to do.
• 33:16
  Speaker 6: I don't like to do that fucking speedball ship. I look,
• 33:21
  Speaker 6: I like to do the fucking they have. You've been
• 33:24
  Speaker 6: to sc Village.
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: I got two guns? What's got two guns at home already?
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: Where else can you do it outside of an arena village? Outdoors?
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah they have can't do it outdoors like that? Get
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: a rest and you can someone. It has to be
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: a designated place. You can't just go to like we're like, hey, bro,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: we're a griffin parking. There's nobody here like which is
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: what you did? But yeah, like I'm.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: Telling you, like they will pull up and point a
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: real gun at your ass.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's this place called sc Village, fucking riverside
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: it's outdoors. Outdoors, they have fucking they have trenches, they
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: have a trench area.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: That's what you say in the trench.
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: The trench they got fucking like this would say. They
• 34:09
  Speaker 6: have the Taliban ship, they have fucking army, like all
• 34:11
  Speaker 6: kinds of stuff, you know what, you know what?
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: But I've always thought, I was like, how come nobody's
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: ever cheated like this? You get the fucking water, the
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: water and liquid repellant that you put on shoes and
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: you do.
• 34:21
  Speaker 7: It on your armor, have referees, they have no but
• 34:29
  Speaker 7: you know what I'm talking about, that be like, oh
• 34:32
  Speaker 7: you know what, you what you could do, but it hurts,
• 34:35
  Speaker 7: but it's pointless.
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: You freeze the ball, it hurts more, but you're not.
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: You don't want them to freeze. You actually try. If
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: you're playing you wanted to splat to get the guy.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: That's something you have to qualify you for.
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: Those are things that you would definitely.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: I remember, I've done that ship before, so fun know
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: the freezing them that ship hurts.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Bro. That's yeah, you't hear what I'm just saying.
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: You know, I mean, like I thought you're just joking
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: this guy like I did it.
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: Hit holmies the pros and balls.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: You might as well shoot the yard like this at
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: you dog like like this is due in the little
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: the little co two tanks.
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: You got to regulate the air too, to see how
• 35:12
  Speaker 6: much pressure you're shooting.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: Well, that's when you go to the places. They give
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: you this stuff. It's all caliber.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: They make sure you got the right They basically don't
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: want nobody getting hurt.
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: The ones that hurt hurts, the ones that hurts right
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: here in the finger, like when you're shooting, because there's
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: no there's no fat, there's it's just straight.
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: That happened to me the first time I ever went paintballing.
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: I remember, I never did it. Before we all went out.
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: They're like start and I went out and someone hit
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: me in the head. I dropped my gun immediately.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: I hit three times. This ship's real dog.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: He's like, I have a paintball vest. When you go paintballing,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: you find out if you're really in shape.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you're really moving.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: You find out if you're a pussy or not. Bro,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: you got something that sounds.
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: A while Because I've been there, I haven't done it
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: in a long time. I don't know if if I was.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: A kid and sar shoots himself. You haven't done it
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: since a kid.
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: He would be like, because he'd be behind me, he
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: like in the building.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: You know what his is like, go fagging.
• 36:13
  Speaker 8: I'll be scared, but I might be like I wasn't
• 36:15
  Speaker 8: telling we're gonna go into the building like squat things
• 36:18
  Speaker 8: like his little homiees souit oh, And then he would
• 36:21
  Speaker 8: literally just tell me like go and I'd be scared,
• 36:23
  Speaker 8: and he's like, what are you.
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: Scared of their fucking balls of paint? Stop like you're
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: showing me that you're a pussy.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: I was, when was the last time you gone?
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: It's been over like ten fifteen years. But I got
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: the guns at the pad though up.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: It's probably been like ten years.
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: I went like five years ago.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: I went like three years ago. Let's go.
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: I'm down to go. I'm down. We don't smoke the
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: same fucking arena, and I know we can get somebody
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: these supposed to pull up. That'd be fun. Get fucking
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: highest fucking paintball. That's one thing I wasn't.
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: In the corner he zone and be like I never
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: got my Patreon.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: I like I like to do like a have the
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: you know the undercover gun. Real good because they have them.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: They have a little holster guns, a little ten shooter guns.
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: That's cool.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: They have those.
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: They also have those like uh, pellic gun places too, right,
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: like jel your soft air soft list the gel bullets.
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: They're not jail, they're plastic. They hurt airsoft. I haven't
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: got I.
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: Mean, I don't like.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: Plastic.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: Could the same piece of plastic compearc you were, you know?
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: No. Paintball is just it's things a little.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: I just like the way the pain paintballs paintball. I
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: just love the way the paintball feels.
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: The thing hurt.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: It's not that bad.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: So is the snow melting.
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: It was hot as it's It's so sad because I
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: went two weeks ago. It's time on my chine. It
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: felt like I went to Wonderland. Some people text me, like.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: You try, you try snowboarding down the mud.
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: They make no snow every day, but you can tell
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: it's starting because it can't you think about it if
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: it doesn't get below thirty two degrees. The snow they
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: made that day, so they needed below two degrees. And
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: it's starting to get sixty seventy and I feel I mostly.
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: I mean, it sucks for me, but I feel bad
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: for the businesses out there because they rely on the
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: fucking snow.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: But they know, I mean, you know, yeah, but this.
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: Season't fucking suck. They only got one storm. Usually it's
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: a little better, and it's like fucking global warming. I
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: used to not believe it, but right now there is.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: These coasts got fucking slammed the last two weeks.
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: I mean, but yeah, I guess it can be. This
• 38:38
  Speaker 6: is the weather dog and you're in California.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, look, for every fucking year, we fucking get
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: another reason.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: And Wood's gonna blame that shit on the weather. But
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: the weather's just being the weather dog.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: Like sometimes that ship sets forest fires, sometimes it doesn't.
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: Now those are those are direct energy wether.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: So what do you think about? So what's the conspiracy
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: with all this ship going on in ran thing? Right now?
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Erica's back, But what's what? What's why do you want
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: to do?
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: What's the deep, deep conspiracy that you guys figured out?
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: Of course, I mean we know that, but what huh?
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: I honestly think they want World War three because then
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: the anti Christ comes out?
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: Who's the anti Christ? I'm the anti Christ.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: Who do you think who you guys think it is?
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: I know you guys have well like, but who's gonna
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: who's gonna come out?
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: That's what we don't know.
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: After war after war, do all your old deads and
• 39:42
  Speaker 6: whatever you have before go away? I have to all
• 39:46
  Speaker 6: our visa, that's you mean, like iris, what depends? Yeah,
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: they better, they better not be a world war. And
• 39:54
  Speaker 6: then I still have to pay my school loans back. Yeah,
• 39:56
  Speaker 6: it's like, what the fuckers you saw? I just lost
• 39:58
  Speaker 6: my house at all.
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: It depends if you won the war or not. You
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: win the war, you gotta pay ships, you still gotta
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: go to work. It's when you're when you lose like
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: the war, like when you when Germany lost the war, and.
• 40:10
  Speaker 9: That ship also looked like ship for fucking But that's
• 40:13
  Speaker 9: what I mean, that's what happened.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: When you lose the war.
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: The war he's on. We lose the war, you don't
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: got to pay your alone.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: The thing that we're not in the business of losing wars.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: We don't have healthcare because we're good at with any wars.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: When you lose a war, you have to pay all
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: the That's why.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: That's why Germany so that's why the president has been
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: chacking out the leader. He was like, oh got to
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: it first, got flag. That's why Germany got bad, right.
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: So during after World War One, there was a treaty
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: where everyone blamed World War One on Germany and they're like, Germany,
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: you have to pay everybody all this amount of money,
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: and they were the biggest fucking debtors. And that's when
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: Hilary came in and said, that's too much money. We're
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: not paying that. And then he started getting the people
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: fucking rouled up. And then they went into World War Two.
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: But it was because they were trying to get Germany
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: your pay. Huh, yeah, that's the start World War Hitler.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, but wouldn't you be mad to Yeah?
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: I mean it sucks, yeah, because it's a world war
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: and they were trying to blame it all on pretty
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: much Germany's.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: We all got a little Hitler in this day.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: That is a statement from alone.
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: The only hiller in me I have is if I
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: shaved the rest of this beard and this.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Little here though I was I was like this, I
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: was like, I wouldn't like it. Pay this ship. Nobody would.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: That would suck, dude, just don't pay it.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: What are they gonna do, bro, Like, there's no debtors
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: actually gonna be like there's jail.
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: Though, you know that, Like we really need that money
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: right now.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: There's no debtors jail. You can't go to jail.
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: For all money. You can.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: No, they can't come get you, like, they'll just keep
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: raising the interests up.
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: You just have to do your taxes. You'll go to
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: jail for not doing your taxes, like.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: You like I'm telling you, like you could agree to pay,
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: but you could agree to give them twenty dollars to
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: the end of the day you fucking die. But that's
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: what it is, bro, Like, as long as you're paying,
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: there's no debtors jail though, Like you.
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: Know what I mean.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: Money is not real, that's really what it is.
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: They used to be.
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: They used to used to go to their bank and
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: give them a dollar bill and they'd give you a
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: dollar's worth of gold reserve.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, actual because they had it.
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: And as soon as they realize people aren't coming for
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: their actual gold that much, like why do we even
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: need to have this gold here? And then they started
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: printing money and now it's money's not real, you know.
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: They passed the Federal reserve, like literally on Christmas Day
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: on Jack Island. That's how these motherfuckers are crazy like that, what.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Do they do?
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: They passed the federal reserve, which means we're not basing
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: the currency gold anymore. We're basing off of oil. Basically
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: happened on like on Christmas Day on Jack.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Wiland's Jack Island, just.
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: Some island, and happens on island.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: See that.
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: Hugh Hefner was the original Jeffrey Epstein. As soon as
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: he died, Epstein came out around. He was doing the
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: same ship that the Playboy tunnel had all these Playboy matching,
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: all these tunnels and ship.
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: He had a pool where he named it a certain
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: there was a name.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: For the grotto, Grotto.
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: There was cameras in the grotto for sure, Brott on
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: the camera.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: If you're stto.
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: Sound, Damn, bro I'm kicking at the grotto right now.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: And then when you saw it on m TV, you're
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: like players ship, players ship, and now I can't even
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: make it there now right now, foods are like pH
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: like they have foods, Like, what's up with your foods?
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Every fucking tunnel's back. We can't have good tunnles.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: What like that's he used.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: We used to have tunnels. We used to find gold
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: that bro bring those back?
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: What the fun?
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: I think the best tunnels we had manaking shady tunnels
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: where fucking you take mattresses and fucking and fucking.
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. I missed the tunnels. I missed
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: the tunnels on it was just Mexican tunnels.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: Now it's.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: The tunnels. They're like the cartoel.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, those are fun. They did about it, you
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: know what I mean. Like, now it's fucking got to
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: stop making tunnels.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Dog fucking up the infrastructure?
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: You do, you guys have enough tunnels in l A.
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: You gotta think about you got to think about how
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: crazy it is to be like a cartel member and
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: then like hit up like an engineer, like, oh you
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: make how much? Let me change your life. I need
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: a fucking tunnel bill because you just can't getting chi chango.
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: You just can't get any fucking guy on the road.
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: You need a fucking engineer, the guy you imagine how
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: much you literally got, Like it's like the do you
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: even think they give you an option? Kind of like yo,
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: dog either you do it or.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: I think there's two ways of going about it though,
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: because I think if you if if you really like,
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: if you intimidate out of fear, like you run the
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: risk of that guy actually doing a half ass job
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: and jeopardizing the whole ship.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Because I think about it. If you're a mechanic and
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: you can come tell me you better fix this car,
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like, bitch, who's gonna the boss is
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: going in this car gas sleep mother, they're gonna kill you,
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: but they're gonna kill you something like that. Like if
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: you're talking to me like that, I'm gonna be like,
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: and the head honchos going in there, guess who's having
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: a gas leap? Be it, bitch the moment this shit
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: goes off and be like, well, I don't know what happened.
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: Have you seen breaking bad way they did it the cartoon,
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: They just pay enough an.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: Engineer from someone in the world.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: They fly him in for a six week project and
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: then they keep him for million dollars, then he leaves after.
• 45:20
  Speaker 6: That's not how that works. Your ship's supposed to be
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: a secret. After you're done buildings out of country, you
• 45:26
  Speaker 6: get xed out.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: You get out of the country engineer.
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: Look, and I'm not saying you get an X out,
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: but you just don't go back to your country. You
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: get who you don't think.
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: The tunnel needs maintenance, that's what they just need someone
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: to do it. Then they'll hire people local.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Jesse Pinkman, bro, you become Jesse pink Man.
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: He wasn't an engineer. He wasn't fucking building the place.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: Guess what happened that way you've been looking for once
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: you once you, once you're in those waters, you never leave.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: You build a good one.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're talking about an engineer, it would be
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: more productive for them to hire this guy and then
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: have him or let him go and bring him back
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: for the next thing you're gonna build.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: Because years Doug, a lot of those engineers have died,
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: literally have died. Though there's only been two, and they
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: ran away with some money.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Like we can look this up.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: There there's been there's been two. They actually this is
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: Christs real story, these fucking two. They had these two
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: engineers building a tunnel, right and they originally was four engineers.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: In the middle of it, they saw that that like
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: towards the end, they saw that they had smoked the
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: other two. But they told these fools like, oh, we
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: just sent them off. But during the engine because they
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: were engineers, they were always allowed to go into the tunnels,
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: and one of the ends of the tunnels, they noticed
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: that the da was kind of like like you know,
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: they had been there.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: These took that secret.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: They said it the didn't needed to move some money,
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: so they fucking took off with the bread one day,
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: saying they needed to do maintenance because they knew ship
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: was gonna hit the fan, and they already had smoked
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: the pass engineers. But because that's how they disposed of
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: people the other world, the other fools, we're talking about
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: that like, well, we're getting paid out, it is time
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: to go.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: I gotta go back to my family.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: They're probably local engineers.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know about. I don't know the details, but
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: I guess in your perfect world, yes the world. Do
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: you see what happened when the food died that that ship?
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: People are not gonna let you go.
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: But if that's the case, from anywhere else wouldn't come it.
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: They probably kidnapped guy and brought him there.
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: You guys saw how they got any people changes, you know,
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: how they got a chop how they escaped the tunnel right,
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: They literally bought property acre part like two miles away
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: and they just started doing it. Was literally, there's ventilation.
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: There was a bike where he got on and went
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: all the way to the bottom. That ship was legit, bro,
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: you gotta give it to him.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: Like fans like that.
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, yeah, because you gets to get stuff
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: in there and a handle you gotta get. You gotta ventilation. Now,
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: it's just not it's not just a whole and you
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: and you gotta pinpoint it. They fucked up the first
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: time you think about it. You gotta go literally directly.
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: They had a lot of it.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Then you have to go straight too. It's hard to do.
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: Up.
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: They fucked up. Look into they missed one time, so
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: they had to go back and go into a different
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: angle to go get a chopper from the from the
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: shower that he was in. That was wild.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Hey, you know, back to like what's going on in
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: America right now? You know, we usually like we usually
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: read about like this kind of shit in the history
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: books and to actually be like, damn this that ship
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: happening right now, and you're like you're just you're just
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: just seeing You're just like.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: Because you know, you're just like everybody's getting the fucking smoke.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Fucking Venezuela got the smoke on fucking on January, we
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: know we were in America, was involved and fucking smoking
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: that the head, the head leader of the cartel food
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: and then now this food is like going at the
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: sand people's leader.
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: He hasn't given too much credit to this. They didn't
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: get they didn't get in Mitchell.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, they say they were involved.
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: Of course they're gonna say they were involved, of course,
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: so they can look good. They also said that they
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: were the reason the fucking the Canadian guy got arrested.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: The player, Yeah, the.
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: Singer what's his name? Was a basketballer? No, no, the.
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: Snowboarder or the biggest what did he in?
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: He turned himself in because I'll tell you why.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: He's not nearly on a bigger scale than than taking
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: out world leaders. Food. But like that's just kind of crazy, bro,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Like there's there's a lot of smoke being handed out.
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: I heard, I heard Charlie Kirk's wife is pregnant. You
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: know what, Yo, So what about that?
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: What about? What what about that whole situation? Next?
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: She like do you really think that, like because there
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: is proof to the fucking hair taking the picture off
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: and her saying like, oh, my husband's been dead for
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: a month.
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: Are you watching Candice?
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: No, I don't watch it. He no, I don't watch
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: But like, but when you really think about it, you're like,
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: is this bitch don't him?
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: And that's what that was due. I don't know. I
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: think she's super controlled opposition. I think she Well, if
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: you've gone down the rabbit hole, she used to have
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: uh orphan in Romania. They got they got closed down
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: for sex trafficking. What bro Yeah, one hundred percent paperwork. Yeah,
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: and she used to she want to be a beauty
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: pageant off of Trump's fucking remember how Trump has a
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: He used to have a pageant. Yep, she's He's part
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: of that. What a coincidence. Well, I don't know.
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: I think when she married Charlie Kirk, she her famous.
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: Well, she was so fucking she's rich already. But she
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: they met through an interview. What you mean, why does
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: rich has bus need to go get a job for
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: Charlie Kirk?
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, like a job interview?
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, damn, you went in there for a job interview.
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: And that's how she met Charlie Kirk and then they
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: got married all fast.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: And so you think you think that you think that
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: she's smoking. Yeah, she has something to do with smoking that.
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I have something to do with it.
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: But it's that thing where like after they kill your husband,
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: they're like, you really want to keep talking ship. Look
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: what we just did to your husband. You don't think
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: we'll do that to you. You gotta let the homie
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: j gotta get it here, you gotta get it.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's uh little yeah, look little little hats.
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm pretty sure it sounds like it, dude. The
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: last things he was saying, m I think Nitty's on it, right, Niddy?
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: You really think some some some some you think some
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: trans some trans lover was like, I hate Charles Clark.
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: Let me go get my dad's gun and shoot him
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: from the top and then run away and then there's
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: no proof and then he's at Then you go to
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: Denny's that same day after he killed someone. Where's their
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: pay portrayal of what they say? Well, my point is
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: where their pay portrayal of war. They're saying that it
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: was Tyler Robinson. It was not Tyler Robinson. It was
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: the same thing with like what's his name?
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: With Oswaldt, it wasn't a whole different ship, you know,
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: you know, like you know how they smoked that leader
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: of Iran, you know he like that fool got smoked,
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: blew up the compound. Yeah, like the old fool got smoked. Right.
• 51:58
  Speaker 5: Oh great?
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: You think how crazy would it be if the if
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: the nan Yau. You think that's they're deploying now you
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: think that they're no food, think about it. They have
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: a strong ass military.
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: Now whatever you think Iran is gonna have a no, no.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not I'm not saying. I'm not saying that's
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: why we.
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: Went to war with them.
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: You know, yeah, I know they don't have nukes. They've
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: been saying that there they had nukes, they wouldn't have
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: went to war with them. That's what stops countries.
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: Your husband telling the United States since Iraq that Iran
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: is a week away from having nukes. That's been thirty
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: years they've been a week away from having nukes. How
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: many weeks is it. They're not gonna get them, bro,
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: they don't want them.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: When that was said, he was like, we're gonna blow
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: everything dies, all their bases they're gonna have no capabilities.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: But I was like, damn, got a new hat.
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: That's little.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: But hey, but no for real though, Like you think
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: that that ship would fucking I think it would go crazy.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: I don't. I think I think at some point that
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: was gonna get smoked too. Man, Yahoo.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: Are gonna be like Yahoo?
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: But I think it's still you.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: People ain't gonna be happy though. They're not gonna be
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: happy like they're celebrating.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: You know, before the pandemic happened, people were in the
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: streets protesting to get him out of office.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: So there's suicide.
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: The pandemic happened, and then they fucking he got power
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: that all the presidents got, so the supreme leader guy right,
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: No Yahoo is president. They didn't vote that food, Yeah,
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: but they were protesting because they wanted him out. Everybody
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: was in the streets and literally COVID happened and they
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: shut it down. And then he got power and then
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: it's started a war with thing to keep power. He's
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: been in power ever since.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Like, So there's I don't know, man,
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: like they.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: Up to some ship up there in Israel.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: What what you know?
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: What if America busted h car, what is done? Taking
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: out all the other ops and it's just like you know.
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: What, reverse have you seen the body? Have you looked
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: into the iron Dome?
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Oh? That fucking the thing that shields you.
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: From You're gonna get the Golden Dome, the ship that.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Israel Israel like this thing, but the din't that sh
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: didn't it's shake it through, yeah, because it cast off
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: all of them that. I was like, it's just not working.
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: Dog.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: It was like those buildings are being blown the funk up.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: But that's pretty bad though. I get somebody forgot to plug.
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: It in there.
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: It's just a missle defense system, right, so.
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: Defend system like it like stops and detect them from
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: coming in. But like obviously, like I'm.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: A large range.
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: It's like when you know you remember uh doe three
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: hundred and then just shoot all those arrows.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: One of them's got hit.
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: There's a thousand, there's a thousand of them coming at you.
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: It's playing fruit in ninja. You're not that good. You're
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: not gonna get out. You're gonna miss a couple.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: At some point this is this is all leading to
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: them to because right now it's it's the perfect time
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: for where where they could be like this everything posed
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: is such a danger.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: Release the Terminators show Intelligence Weapon Dog.
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: That for sure is probably gonna be some of the
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: scariest ship out there because if you send something out
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: there and you're like with the capability of like, well
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: use your judgment dog, you see if you deploy the
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: nuke or not, and that sh it's like fuck it,
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: Like, apparently all this warship is also because the US
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: is trying to drop this AI quantum computer that China
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: that they're competing with China to dropping, and China just
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: dropped it. It's because whoever drops it first?
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: Well, stupid movie one that came out.
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: I don't know what it is, but apparently it's gonna
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: He just watched the movie. He's like, Yo, this is
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: no this is like from something I read. And they're like, Yo,
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: this AI shit's gonna like regular people are gonna start
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: losing their jobs within like fast, bro, it's taking already happening.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what the fuck are they gonna do about that
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: kind of shit? Just let people just like people people need.
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: But that's why Union is there. That's why Union is
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: OKAYO is gonna stop. Try to stop, like I know,
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: But that's the point of union.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: That's the way people have a resistance chance to start
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: a union.
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: But those people will keep their jobs the longest. It's
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: the people who do regular mundane ship working an office,
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: you're gonna lose your job.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: Like those keep those food. Don't have fools that are
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: out there. You know what's gonna happen, just how that
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: food is delivered, the little robot delivering food.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: One day, it's not gonna be a bunch of foods
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: out of jail. It's gonna be a bunch of That's
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: the thing.
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: If you, if you guys honestly don't want that to happen.
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: As human beings, we can't get in these waymos. We
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: can't order fucking food off that ship. When you get
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: your food and it comes in that little thing, say
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: I don't like this ship. I hate that stupid Yeah, bro,
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: don't participate in that ship because if we do, then
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: the convenience is gonna win. We're like, well we're all
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: getting waymos by someone. I won't get in a WAYMO.
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: Why I just don't want to. I just don't want
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: to get in a waymo, have.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: You seen them? You know what trivia?
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: Have you seen the digital fucking price tags and the
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: food in the restaurant. I'm not a grocery stores now, Like,
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: there's so a lot of grocery stores are gonna be
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: switching to.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: These two d uh digital tags.
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: Right, But.
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: You know how everything acquire uh just accumulates your data.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: All that ship's being sold with companies to be able
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: to predict your behavior. But now these things, they're gonna
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: have these price tags, and they're gonna have cameras that
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: are gonna have your facial recognition. Everything has facial recognition now,
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: and it's gonna have a profile on you. For example,
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: it's gonna be like, hey, out of all three of us, right,
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: they're gonna be like, like, let's say all three of
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: us are buying a certain product.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: And they know me. I don't care, I don't care
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: the time, I don't care the price. I'm gonna buy
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: that product regardless.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: Xavier only buys it whenever it's on sale, and you
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: fucking you will only buy it when it's damaged, like
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Like I'm just saying it's an example, right, Like, but
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: all that all that information is being stored.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: So now when you walk by, that's the aisles now,
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: and they have these digital fucking price tags they're gonna
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: be able to recognize, and that's be like, hey, these
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: as coming raise the eggs from fucking ten dollars to
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: twenty dollars because we haven't been selling enough and now
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: we're gonna automatically jack the prices up because we know
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: he's willing to pay. We've tried it. Amazon stats say
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: that he'll pay no matter what. He'll even pay extra
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: if it's available to deliver to his house.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: You put a Pokemon and then have that profile.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: And then for example, let's just say exaviers are here,
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: that they'll be like, oh, here comes mister, I'm looking
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: for a sale.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: And you know what I mean. Like, it's gonna be like,
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: fuck it, we'll fucking take off five bucks. They'll lie, lie, yeah,
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: and they'll slash it. And when I wanted, someone's gonna
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: come and just punch a can.
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: We need to buy this, Throw it on the.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: Ground before he puts it in his cart. I'll be like,
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: here you go, dog, put it in your car. Here's
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: your thirty percent off. But the hugger Yeah, that's.
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: What I'm telling you. You guys can't do some checkout
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: like that I found unless I'm in a little hurry
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: part life. Bro. They need to get more people on
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: those checkouts.
• 59:04
  Speaker 7: Bro.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: You know what too, man, these companies gotta start high,
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: like ye Bro. The reason they fucking it's all fucking plan. Bro,
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: It's all fucking planned.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: You think that if Target really wanted you to have
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: such an amazing experience, they know you're gonna buy their
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: shit regardless.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: Bro. But they never hire anybody who gives a fuck
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: and wanting to work there. Bro, you mean to tell me,
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: out of all the fucking employees that you fucking hired,
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: all the fools that you hire, somehow look like they
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: don't want to work there. I know so many people
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: that fucking get rejected. They would fucking be more than happy.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: They be happy as fuck being a greeter. But these
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: companies hire people that are not that are not not
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: suitable for these positions, or don't even want to do
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: these fucking jobs. So it's easier and more convenience for
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: you to rely on technology, so you can go ahead
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: and go through these fucking checkouts, and then they you know,
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: they gonna get this data. Bro.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: They get to see you, and you voluntarily give it
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: up the moment you click self checkout.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: That's really what it comes down to. Dog, and you
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: have no independence, you get force.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: They're like, do I really want to go talk to
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: the fucking pimple face here that doesn't want to be here,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: that fucking is hiding her fucking cut marks.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: It's life that.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: No, bro, they're not going to hire somebody that's enthusiastic,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: that wants to move up to be a manager.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 5: But there is a guy forbid. There's a couple of spots.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: Name your spot? Is there any spot that you like?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: The employees there's gonna say it? Is there any any
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: other spot where you go? And you're like, every time
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: I come here, some nice Christians in there, Trader Joe's.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: Every time I go to All the Fast like Trader Joe's.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: I love Trader Joe's. They don't have no self checkout.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: Everyone's really nice there. They got some cute bitches there.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: What's you know how you're going to be respectful for
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: a second or two?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: Girls?
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: I mean pitches.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: I want to say. It's called me Suwa. The fucking
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: the Japan the Japanese fucking market they have out there
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: that they are. They're always helpful and friendly there, even
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: though it's a lot of them. There's a language barrier
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: whenever you go to these like Asian spots. Uh no,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, like a lot of like whenever you run
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: into some of the old people. It's always old people,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: you know, like they you know, it's expecting your parents
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: to speak perfect English, you know.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: But it's East l A.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but uh yeah, Costco is friendly, not that friendly.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 6: I guess it's like home depot.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, chat what places are? What place would you say?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: Sometimes it's friendly with Costco.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: Costco. No, no, No, people at Costco know that their
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 5: job is too good to lose.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Costco. Working for Costco is not bad.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's decently nice. I've never been treated bad at Costco.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: But they're not They're not there to find. Yeah, but
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: when you find somebody, they are cool with you.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: Customer service in America is usually better than customer service, and.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: Fast foods in Canada kind of sucks.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: Like when I went to a McDonald's fast food out
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: here in Vegas, the first time I ever experienced it,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: the guy was like, Hi, they're welcome to McDonald's.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean, people at Disneyland.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: I've never experienced that before.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Disneyland. I mean as much as I hate that, like,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: they kind of have to be nice to you because
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: they're always being watched.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: So it's just like bitch and they thank you and
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: please in the costume.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: At least if I mean you're talking about if they're
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: buying something there and if I'm eating something, they're always
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: gonna be nice to you.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: They can't be mean because they get fired. They get
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: rid of enough.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: The happiest place on earth, right, But.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: You know what though is for.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: Look, people say a lot of shit about working those places.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: You're working for the Evil Mouse, but they don't have fools.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: Never talk about how that lady is able to take
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: her kids to the dentist because they give you health insurance.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: Stop they're fucking They never talk about how, hey, I
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: wasn't able to conceive a baby, but fucking I worked
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: here a year and all of a sudden we're able
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: to try this.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: Fucking they don't tell you about the kids they take
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: to the island.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 5: Okay, there's kids that they take. Mickey Mouse and the
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 5: files him, I know you guys seen this dock or
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: heard about this dock at least I know he's heard
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: their files. Have you heard about the Disney Hotel kids? Bro,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: Disney does not pay enough for these families to have
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 5: Willi Waller real well off. There's Hotel Disney kids that
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 5: live on the block on Disney, on those hotels because
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 5: their parents can't afford a nice home and they work
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: at Disneyland, and they know they can't even afford to
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: go to Disneyland, but their parents work that.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: Nobody tell DJ Bro right am I right?
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: Watch that talk?
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: It's sad, Bro.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 5: It might be it might be one in a thousand
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: of the people that work there. But I'll send it
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: to you.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah but this movie Hotel Disney Kids or something like that.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 5: But no, it's a documentary. It's not like a move.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: It's not like a yeah, good watch. Yeah, it's a
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 5: nice talk. It's it's super information.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: All what I'm saying. All I'm saying is that not
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: many jobs give you health and dental insurance.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 5: So he's a love dent. Ever since he's been getting
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: this ship.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: You don't how expensive that ship is, Like I will
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: never get over like how like I for sure like
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: that was a that's that was a mid life fucking
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: changing point for me.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: It's like, don't take your teeth for granted, no more.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: Dog, I'd be fucking they'd be sending me emails talk
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: about can you confirmed months ahead, be like I'll fuck
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: cancel the show and they give me the nolls too
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: for a discount. Now, yeah, I don't get charged full
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: price no more because they know they don't need to
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: use a lot imagine show.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: But they're like, hook up the hose g. Yeah, they're
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: no smells like less metally though, because it's not it's
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: not from like a fucking car shop.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: No, it comes in like the same tank, like it
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: has a similar smell, but like it just doesn't like
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: fucking like it's because we're taking.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: It up medical grade.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what was the last time you did a big
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: FDA approved I haven't done a balloony like, okay, stop
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 5: say years.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: It's been like at least a year.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: You might be right. Yeah, I think it's been all
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 5: nitty because we Niity used to hit the tank with us.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: We hit the one time, very rarely.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: Niddy was always a pussy about hitting the tank.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: I don't I don't want to do it. I don't
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: want to fucking lose the oxygen.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: In my brain.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 5: Right, You don't retard, yeah, I don't.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: All of a sudden, you guys, your eyes are all
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: crossed and ship you're not having a good time with us.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: You okay? Dog?
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: Because because because uh did you were watching? I was like,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 5: I was like, this so goes hard on the thing.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 4: You've seen that. I've done it before. I've been to
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: festivals and I'm like, I'm good last time. The time
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: I knew I was done ever trying it, I was
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 4: at this festivals on acid and mushrooms.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: I did it.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: I hit it so hard everything went black and white, bro,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: and I was like, I don't want to see old time.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: Bring back colored. Dog.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: I don't know why you made me think about this.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: Don't hate it, right Bro?
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: Have you ever have you guys seen that lady from
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: h G TV or whatever, one of those TV shows
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 5: or home improvement shows where she says far inward and
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 5: gets fired.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: Maybe Ray can look it up. Bro. It's so fucking funny.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: Would you like to say, would you like to quote
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: far Inward?
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 5: Bro? On life. She's like she's like a white lady.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 5: I think so just fart, yeah, and she gets fired, canceled,
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 5: her threats. No, she just it's like her way, and
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 5: she fucked up. She's like trying to fix something and
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: she sucks up. And instead of saying God damn it
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 5: or Jesus Christ, she says far and word dog and it's.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: All like and she gets fired, canceled, show bro.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 5: And it's so funny because she probably says that all
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 5: the time though at her house.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: Are you talking okay, I've never heard of Is this
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: the same fun because there was the incident too of it.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: It was like it was like in a war show
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: or some shit like it was we're another tots Biron.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 5: All the threats guy, Okay, I saw that that was
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: in Britain.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: That was in Britain, and he fucking just yells out
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: there and we're dog like.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 5: Just then you get away with Noah. That's it's very
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 5: South Park. That's all right, Like even though he has
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: Turett's why you say the animal when the black guy
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 5: was on stay that girl right there? Yeah, you played
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 5: the video.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's the probably get well, probably
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: get fired it. But see I hear that's why. I
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: don't know what it's like. You know what I saw
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: this me that really made me think about ship where
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: it's like yo, doing that all right, but seriously, this
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: this this one really blew my mind.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: Bro Yo, check this out. This just said white people
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: be getting dementia. But still remember they don't like.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: Black people.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: Full dog. And it's accurate too dog because you'll see
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: the races as old people and be like they fucking
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: even the true feelings come out before nine eleven.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: That was America's original. Never forget.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: That's that ship.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: That ship trickered me out because I'm just like that
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: ship is kind of true. And then I'm just like
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: I wonder if.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: They tested it out. They're just like, man, they have
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: to have tested it out. You know that that ship
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: from a nurse though, Like a nurse had to make
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: that meme, you know what I mean.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: Because like, yo, black nurse comes in and he's like
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: far inward yeah, like like no, it's their way of saying.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 4: It's they do it at home because they have kids
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: and like we're not swearing, you says or something like that,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: and far and word for them is not swearing.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: Fart is not a swear. For them and word is
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: not a swear.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: Langang Yeah no, that's that That ship did trip me on.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: I was like, how do they remember that they are
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: still racist?
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: Did you guys family say a lot?
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: I don't really.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: I don't really be a lot.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: Mexican. You say it a lot more than any other Hispanic.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: I know it's my favorite word, and I like gaonda
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: on the way the way.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 5: That's that's better a lot better. I don't I say it,
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: but will say a lot.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like over the overuse of the wordad guys is
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: sus it's too zesty, bro typical. Did you say it
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: out loud? It's her last one?
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 8: Bye, it's her last one?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 5: Oh fart nigger?
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: What the.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 5: You gotta you gotta? Can you kill that? She says,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 5: can you kill that? Let me hear one more time?
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: Is so funny.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 5: It's a voice.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: Why it's her last one?
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 5: Oh fart nigger? No even asking you cut that on
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 5: the guys, I know that's like such a fucking just
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 5: you are too, you are dude. She went hard on
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: pain Bro, she got fired, whole show canceled, yeah, bro,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 5: and like she was just like h and she just
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 5: missed like she hit her.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: She hit her nail, and she said it in such
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: a cute voice.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 5: So I let it go. If I could give her
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 5: the past, I'd give her the past, but I can't.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 5: I'm black. So it was the relevant like Bolton has
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 5: a uh, it's a black guys. It's understandable, right.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: No, I did it makes it worse. I don't know.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: I was there fixing it, probably like one of those
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: like we modeled your house type of ship.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 5: Did you see?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: Have you seen the aftermath of the of that kind
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: of you know?
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: These other dogs they can't keep taxes right, so yeah,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: so those have you ever seen those? Shoulder like they
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: we're gonna take this broke family and give them a fucking.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: Brand new house with the pool and the theater and
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: the fucking.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 5: They have to pay for.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: Dog. Some of these people like, it's just you just
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: kiddn't that that wasn't enough to fix their life?
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: Dog?
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: They have to still keep paying for the taxes on
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: the house, and the property is a big ass house.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: So you're like, well, these people couldn't pay a five
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars mortgage.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 10: You gave it and their house is thirty ship You
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 10: fucking gave them like a million dollar fucking home and
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 10: the property taxes fucking come knocking and you're like, where
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 10: the fuck am I gonna get.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: Two thousand dollars?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah they got sued, Yeah dude.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: And then plus all the fucking amenities, bro, they come
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: with the house. If they give you one with a theater,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: these all these lights that turn on all the fucking
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: it's sucking up, Like.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: I can't afford the movies to watch on it.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: They got to give those homes to like, like people
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: that have been like like a middle cast family that
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: has been able to afford a payment like that, but
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: have been paying for such a less house, like you
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: know what I mean, That makes a lot of sense.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 5: It's just like, you know what, this.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: Person is paying fucking six grand for a house in
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: South Central. Let's fix their life up because they can
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: pay six grand for a real house that's worth it,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 4: Like, they got sued, and since they got sued, now
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 4: they have to continue paying. Now that the network has
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 4: to pay for all that ship, they have to keep paying.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 5: They actually won the suit, yeah they got they lost,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 5: so now they have to Actually the people they do it,
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 5: they do it less the people they choose, they have
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 5: to pay that mortgage or the property taxes. That same
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 5: thing happened when all the time I don't like to
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 5: do it for for the remainder of twenty five years
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 5: or something like. That same thing happened with when Oprah
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 5: gifted all those cars. People bitch and complained because I
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 5: have paid for the taxes. Yeah, like seven thousands on
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 5: the taxes. Bro, you go in there trying to watch
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 5: the fucking Oprah showing, you gotta like, we gotta find
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 5: seven grand somewhere, which I mean, I would have wanted
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 5: to think if you got it, but not everybody's got it?
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: Like I would have wanted to play smart. I would
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: have been the food. I would have been like, damn,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: this bitch gives away cars. What time of the year?
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: Saving up dog? And then I wouldn't claim even if
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: I had to buy a resale ticket for that day
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: of the show, you know what I mean. I would
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: have been like, bitch, I got the tax money. You know,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: everyone check under your seats right now.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 5: The zone ever gets big, that's gonna be easy and whatnot?
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, everybody want to give check on your
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: check under your chairs and this is just the let's
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: let's say, let's tell people at the comedy store that
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: everybody check in your seat, there's.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: Nothing there, dumb ass, just gumming ship.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: Yo, who's a laughing that ship would get these foods?
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: Fuck you dog.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: You should have a couple of random ship under a
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: couple of chairs.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: No, because they they're gonna be like, get that. Oh remember,
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: we gotta throw shit out. That's what they said. But
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: reminds us. Get your tickets to the Comedy Store four
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: twenty going down in April.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: This is the place you need to be listening. If
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: you have any questions, I'll be answering them in the
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: chat room. I have been the whole time.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: If you haven't realized that yet, also too, get your tickets.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: Go there. Get your table tickets. Those are the VIP ones.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: They come at a table. You can have like a
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: booth or a table four or five if I'm not mistaken.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: You can get general seating. You get a thank you
• 1:14:03
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• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: the end of the show. You cannot blaze it in
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: the main room.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: But we're gonna be smoking at the Comedy Store patio
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: outside the patio in the parking lot. They ain't gonna
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: tell us shits. There's gonna be a lot of us,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: and they already know it's four twenty. It's so we
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: don't smoke the same podcast, and they don't want a
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: full house to fucking leave.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: We're gonna be throwing stuff off the stage. The format
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: is gonna be very easy.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: We're gonna podcast for like a like ten minutes, bring
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: up a comic, bring that comic up, talk with us,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: five to ten minutes, bring up the next one, and
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: just keep it going like that. I mean, honestly, it's
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: gonna be pretty cool. It's a wonderful kind of experience
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: we were creating over here.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: There hasn't been a lit Monday night there since fucking
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: kill Tony.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: So let help us become that Monday night experience for
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: you guys at least once a month.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: That'd be cool, right, that'll be awesome, that'd be crazy. Right.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: Let's put that in the while that has special before
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: him and says, let's go. You know what I mean,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: the next one, dog, we fucking close it out. We
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: could do it like the fucking Wild and Now Show.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 5: I was for sure. I wasn't thinking. I don't know
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 5: if every month, but I for sure was taking out
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 5: seven ten seven oh yeah seven ten yeah oil day
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 5: fucking how do you know about that puff co fucking
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 5: everyone knows about to get puff go involved in that
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 5: would be.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: You know, it's just seven tens upside down his oil.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: I know, I expect he's on to know, but I
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: extually like boobs.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 4: Like eight hundred, like when you that is it's weed boobs,
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: boobs boos.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: I mean he for for somebody.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: I mean he doesn't really dab that much, but he
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: he has been with me to a lot of Matt Robinson, Yeah,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: like he has he has been he yes, peace.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 5: I we used to work at I used to work out.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 5: If I haven't dropped this in a long time, I
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 5: used to work at Ziggi's.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: I was there.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 5: Was it's still which one did you go to? The
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 5: one Hunts and Beach.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: I always like to go there and realp bro.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 5: I used to be selling like ten thousand dollars riggs,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 5: these fucking trappers all the time.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: You know what's crazy now like now those now those
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: rigs are not ten thousand dollars. It's crazy, man, like
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: the glass game. Now you really you really find out
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: if you really love that ship man, because I like
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: how much.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 5: That's nothing's still worth at least seven K yeah even
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: on the down ND No, no, no, yeah.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: No for sure. But I'm saying the glass game is
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: not it's not.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 5: It's just not buying it, not peak anymore.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: Dog people are not buying these freaking crazy rigs anymore.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: Like it's very small percentage. But kids want to smoke
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: this everything. Kids want to smoke your this all day
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: for no no kids buying. No, no young kids buying
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: a heady.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: Dog Favors by dot Com Novelty section. Go right there.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: I just restocked on the new flavors and I got
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: some new pro bans coming for you guys, and I
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: got a whole lot of good stuff.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Dabathon up.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 5: Is that?
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: What is that? What it washeton?
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 5: Or was it?
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I was there. That was pretty cool. I went
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: to go buy a few things. It's pretty packed, but
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: it was the fastest I went to a fashion Then
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: I went to went to go watch the game with
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: at this bar.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: Nice. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: Shout out to l a f C for fucking winning.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 5: It looks like it's gonna be a good year.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: It does, Man, it looks like it's gonna be good.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: Fucking won my like more with two red cards on
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: the other team, But I don't know.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 4: Go figure.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, aside from that too, let me see, this weekend
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: was pretty good.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 5: Dog.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: I went to I went to like three card shows. Dog.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Well, I was gonna ask all not you,
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 5: but you guys get hard for Pokemon three D versus
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 5: was it was? It was?
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 4: It?
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 5: Was it better than you expected? Was it?
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: The hype was real? Honestly? No, it's not.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, in the like the last three three years
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: I've spent in Tokyo, Japan, and it's just been a
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: whole different fucking field because out there, that's where.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: The franchise is from. Steel see restaurants, partaking, you see
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: all these like things, and you able to go to
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: the Pokemon Center. So it didn't compare. I was actually
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: kind of disappointed. On the actual day. There wasn't a
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: lot of things out here.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: There was San Francisco. They had an official event. But
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: it's whatever. I'll go to Japan next year to do
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: it right again.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: But I don't know.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: I've been getting more into the card ship, you know,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: because I have like a hell of fucking collection, dog like,
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: and I've been getting it evaluated.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: Well, I've been evaluating myself. It's a lot of money.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 5: The started Pokemon, the started Pokemons are weak, right, you
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 5: just gotta know what to look for. No, I'm talking
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 5: about on the game. On the game, right, I've been
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 5: talking ship that they fucking put no effort into. It
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 5: looks like I was just telling Nity angry bird Ship.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: They're just third world Pokemon, that's all it is. That's
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: the reason they suck so much.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: I'm like, no, but I really want to this bit
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: the world is based on Philippines, Indonesia and some other
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: fucking country, bro, Like, uh all all third world countries.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 4: Getting the cards is cool, but like no, it's what
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 4: do you mean? Like getting the cards is fine making
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 4: money off it, but like playing the game and going
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 4: to the Pokemon center, Yeah.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 5: You gotta heal your Pokemon how you like? Playing that
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 5: game took the place?
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 4: Good, bro.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: The old Pokemon games is more like uh a less
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: it was like a less violent Zelda game. It's still
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: you still, It's just like things you have to put
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: your mind to to get to figure out. It's not
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: just fucking go fucking make these two animals.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah no, I mean yeah, but the thing is so
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 4: to you and then you go play fucking Pokemon after.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 5: First and he Pokemon. Then you don't want to, you know,
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 5: you don't want to get the console.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: Let me catch Let me catch a snorremlax that will
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: get me hard enough to jerk last night.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: Lest last night.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: Level thirty are hard to catch.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 5: But that doesn't feel like when you land a flush
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 5: right can't even close.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: No, not that one. Later on when I get to
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: the right, trying to catch right.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 5: Over a flush over something that puts money in your pocket.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 6: To feed your kids, because these assholes use raw and
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 6: then don't even get a chance to catch him.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: There's a there's a thrill.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 5: To it, though it seems like awesome kid I saw,
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: So you're right.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: You gotta fucking like it, bro, Like like if you
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: if you're just not gonna fucking be into it, if
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: it was it, it's nostalgic.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 5: Gold YouTube some kid was shaking because he caught a gold.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: Mutube that's a shiny shaking and he saved the game
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: and he was, oh my god, and he's like, look
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: I'm not cheating guys.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 5: And then he showed the back of the console and
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 5: I was like, oh, he's shaking bro fucking man because
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 5: he probably you just said he was a kid, but like, bro, but.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: The chances, the chances because like like out of the
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: programming in the game, like like he either had to
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: turn that game off, so.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 5: Many said he did it like three hundred times. He
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 5: literally was talking about how to reset this thing three
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 5: hundred times.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to reset it because it's a probability
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: type of thing. There's one out of like eight thousand
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: chances for you to get that.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: We'll do something else, go to call it.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: But but the thing, the thing get off, And yeah,
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: the thing is he can get cashed out fat from
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: somebody who really wants that, Like that'll be like, oh fuck,
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: like I'm trying to have the complete set on a
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: certain game and somebody like because he's that one person
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: out of x amount of people that are trying to
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: get it, that makes the value of it so much
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: more So.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: It's just like he's probably like yo fat pay day.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 6: But it's a digital thing because it's it's an RNG,
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 6: so when you receive it, it's random whatever the stats
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 6: are going to be. So I just seen somebody do
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 6: for the New for the New Old School drop. He
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 6: got charmanders shiny. It took them twelve thousand tries, like
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 6: turning your computer, Yeah, receive the Pokemon check it or
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 6: I didn't get it turned off. Do it again, receive
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 6: the Pokemon check it or I didn't get it turned off.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 6: Just repeat twelve thousand times. To make money within that
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 6: fucking game too. Yeah, because there's people that try to complete.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: And then you could sell your shit that you have.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's website where you could be like, yo, this
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: is what I have, and this is what you never
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: played any video games?
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: Call of Duty a little bit, Halo. I liked Halo.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: Helo is my starter game. So you can only make
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: money like tournaments in those kind of games. It's not like,
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: you know, like you can't.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: I didn't like it like that.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 5: I didn't want to like on Wow you could well
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 5: you you on well you could sell your account because
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 5: you had like a bunch of like oh yeah, like
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 5: to sell your account typt ship and wow World war Craft.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 5: Oh that's so goody I I used to play that ship.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: I heard that.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: One of our boys just played that girl.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 5: But I was fucking fourteen years old and I was
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 5: like fucking with other bunch of the Like. I used
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 5: to go to the game centers, you know, the when
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 5: I was I was nerdiest. At one point I used
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 5: to go to the game centers and we used to
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 5: play called Duty with Landfill that way. That was in
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 5: no lag.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 6: That was probably like wow, wow, wow, that's how I
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 6: used to play fucking Halo two TDS, two xboxes.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 4: I played video games when I was a kid, eight
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 4: controllers fun.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 3: Then I said, fuck you for hating.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 5: I just played poker. Now I can play. I try
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 5: to play uh graft, I'll play for like twenty minutes
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 5: and then I can't beat it.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: Only I can't play.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 4: That's a fucking It was fun a little bit during
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 4: the pandemic. All the boys would get on and we
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 4: talk ship and just fucking like for an hour.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: What is this I'm doing here?
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: Like puzzles and have you.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 5: Ever met someone that plays like for a living? Basically, yeah, dude,
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 5: it's fucking wild. How much?
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I can't be like dedicated like that. Bro.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: It's like there's like I told you I went to
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: card shows. I'm like I'll do card shows where I'm like,
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: all right, cool, this is a small car show. But
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: like when I went to like the one the convention
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: Center and I was like, okay, this is this is
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: this fools. This is their life, Like this is their
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: fucking this is their fucking life. Like I couldnt bro like,
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: I have a I have a business to run that runs,
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: you know good, I take it in my own pace.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 5: I was like, thank god, this is not what I do. Obviously,
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 5: if you love it, you do it kind of for
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 5: the love of it. But is there money there? Like
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 5: you know that magic sauce, Like magic sauce.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: I saw fucking somebody hand over ten k for one
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: card over the weekend. I saw somethingbody else give somebody
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: else eighteen thousand dollars all the crazy ship dog.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 11: I fucking chopped it up with this cop lap D
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 11: who was looking for fucking cards there, dog like you,
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 11: And I was like, what are you look for stolen cards? No,
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 11: like he was for him and his son type shit,
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 11: like someone's in there.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: But and I was like, I actually got to know
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: this cop. Shout out to him, Officer fer Medina. Fucking
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: uh what is it?
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 5: Like?
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: He was a cool he was cool ge. He was
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: old timer, like you could tell that he probably doing
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: this gig because he's been years in the forest. I
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: saw his rank. I was like, this was like he's
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: done the time he came niforms respect so like, so
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: I chopped about the rank. I asked him At first,
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: I was like, are you looking for cards or are
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: you like questioning like somebody who stole some ship. And
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: then he was like, no, man, I'm looking for cards.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: I was like, you collect and I was like what
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: do you? What do you collect? I was like one
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: piece for or Pokemon. He was like, well, my son collects.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: And they got me into it because these things go
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: up in price.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: So he's like I kind of been knowing what to
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 2: look for, and he told me what he was looking for,
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: and then we were all just like you know, like
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: just like everybody was doing their thing. And then at
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: the end I saw him at the door and I
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: was like, would you pick up who had fucking like four.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: Thousand dollars worth of card two cards in his pocket?
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: He was like picked up these, man.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 5: He was like.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: I was like, damn, dog. I was like he didn't
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: come up, like but like, yeah, dog, I was like,
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: that's the craziest thing.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 3: This guy just dropped four on his kid.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 6: I mean I seen videos of people buying something for
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 6: already resale price, and then one year later it still
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 6: goes up even more, like buying gold, buying gold.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: When it drops, and then you're like seeing, oh fuck,
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: it's seven thousand next year.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 5: This is gonna be just like the fucking Sneaker game.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: Sneaker Game thirty thirty fucking years later, and the same
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: cards that started in it and are at an all
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: time high. The moment these things start dipping like crazy,
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: I would definitely start to panic sell at some point,
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: but it's been thirty fucking years.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 3: What do you think is going to take to make
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: it start dipping?
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 4: People gotta stop buying the owner a PDF own.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah he's got he's on the Jeff Japanese.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: There's no Japanese people on that.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 5: I didn't you don't think they don't think, You don't think.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: You don't think Japan You do think Japan has its
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: own steam.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 9: Well, they have a lot of islands, islands to anime,
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 9: that's your kid, the island kid. I don't I don't think.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 9: I don't know, man, that's.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: It's facts, bro, every country, every country, no doubt, but
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: that would be pretty damaging to the franchise. But it's
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: just like Foo, like, are gonna start gonna keep buying
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: this ship out of all the franchises said, he just
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: had a concert to be a mode this weekend it
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: comes out, she was the original Josell mash Do.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 4: If it comes out and he's a pedophile, I bet
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 4: you the sales will start going up. We're like, oh,
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 4: I gotta get into bocmon, I don't put that on Pokemon.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 5: That I can't believe live some crazy poke poke man
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 5: child woman.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 3: They don't care.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 5: The craziest companies that honestly fit a major like crazy ship,
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 5: Like there's no way this company is gonna come back
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 5: or saw anything, Dude, I couldn't. I couldn't believe Suboy
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 5: still stayed selling foot long after Jared and then fucking
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 5: Papa John's that.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: Papa John's is fired, yeah, but they just put him
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: a side.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 4: Papa John's is fire where I could be like, all right,
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 4: pepperccinis from Sicily and the memes that came out of it.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: I'll take Papa John's over Domino's and Pizza.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 4: Any Day, Pizza, Hut Pant Pizza is the but Costco
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 4: is the best, pizza, Hut Pant Pizza, medium Pepperoni pizza,
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 4: Hut Pam Pizza, nothing, and.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: Then Xavier over here acting like it's like, Bro, Jared
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: went to Joe, what did you want? Some way to
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: hang this food?
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 5: Somebody like you know, like when you're spoke, you change
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 5: the name becomes something else. So I'm not saying they
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 5: gotta delete the company, but yo, like colors, it's not
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 5: it's not like that.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: It's not like the foot log with the Jerry term bro, like,
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: oh my god, what sandwich?
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 5: Like it was.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: It's not even too much credit to Jared, I know,
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 3: like this.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: Was what we say, like who wanted subway to fucking be?
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: Like there he goes, Sniper Boys System, your spokesperson.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 5: I'm just saying, change the name to this day.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: I get somewhere, and.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 5: I would rather go to Jersey.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: I'd rather go to what did you want?
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 5: Did you want him?
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: Like the dry Subways New twelve venture that doesn't sound good?
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 5: Fun ways, fun Ways.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know Sun North North Yeah, I don't know
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 3: which way.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 5: Which way that's the one that's still crazy.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: Creativity. The second. The second I was like, no.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 5: Way, the spokesperson is a pedophile and it's convicted.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 4: I that company they survived. They also survived.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 3: Their bread was not real. They survived so.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: Much the yoga bread, the yoga man in your bread.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 3: That's a pretty strong company. Good for them.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: They must have good little hats behind them.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 4: Has a lot of sandwiches, a lot of the lawyers
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 4: to Indians own them ways, a lot of stay because
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 4: it's the one of the most franchise businesses in the world.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 4: Cheapest franchises, quickest to get and most successful. Yeah, you
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 4: can get that ship like like very low cost because
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 4: there's no not that much overhead. Everything comes free package.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 4: There's a little bit of dining. There's four tables to
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 4: dine in that.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: If that Yeah, the front function depends the area. But
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: this is our ways, the sevenhere it has probably well,
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna stop making money.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 5: When you come back, you better come with like crazy
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 5: Indian scandals, because that country they have some crazy scandals.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: He means to Indian, does.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 5: I mean like the Jared of fucking of India.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 4: I'm all going to be there a day in each city,
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 4: so I'll try to get as much.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 6: Crazy this is on island and a half weeks to
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 6: like twenty days, twenty cities, like twenty days.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 4: Under just under twenty days on a tour bus type
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 4: of thing.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 3: I guess we'll be flying around.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: This is our island as wild like welcome back Russell.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 4: We find out that's been listening listening to our podcast
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 4: and he loves why you do that?
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 3: And he's there with his friends at the island. He's like,
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 3: this is our we looked up.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 5: We don't want the same on the list. Okay, you
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 5: know Brick crashes on the list. He made you a
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 5: bigger fan.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 4: There's a bunch of comics on the list because he
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 4: went to a lot of comedy shows.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 5: Why, like I knew I loved him also on the list,
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 5: but it's never them.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 4: But it's never them. The comedy store, but it's never them.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 4: It's just other people messaging him about what comics are
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 4: performing at the store tonight or at the improv.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 3: He loved.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: He went to comedy a lot. Yeah, yeah, did you
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: have a disguise on when he would go. He would
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: go to the Palm Springs and write comic that he
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: really liked though, because because you know some comics are
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: fucking broke. His dog so like this food comes around,
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: he was like, no, I got the tap, want to
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: go to dinner after like dog like.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 5: Who are you telling? But he wouldn't take up?
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: Are you telling me? Jeffrey talks to Martin Rizzle he
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: has bad nobody.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 5: Wouldn't take up.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 4: He might, but he wouldn't take Like if you're saying
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 4: the comics broke, he wouldn't take a He wouldn't take
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 4: a comic who's not making money he had.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 3: He would take a rich, popular comic.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 5: He told me, he do me a skate park on
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 5: the island, like Kim Art, Kevin Heart Love, Kevin Hart
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 5: would love to have Kevin Hart on island. Was he
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 5: on island?
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: Like they mentioned?
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 4: Kevin goes there and he's like, well the kids are
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 4: my size.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: Wow, I fit in I fit in here.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 5: And I said, I wondered if you could use that
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 5: in Cornwall? Yo, my size, So I thought they were
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 5: my age.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: Mister Wang, how would you you know, mister Wang, how
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: would you like to give skateboard lessons on the island?
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: A gig on the island. I'll talk you. This could
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: have got anybody. He could have got it if he
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: was kicking it at the Improv and Comedy Stars. There's
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: hell of comics they went there.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 5: I'm not a big skater, but I think it'd be
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 5: cool to skip island.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: Have you seen foods?
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 3: You just want to go through the island.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 5: Her bag? Yeah, I would want to go see run
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 5: the boat.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: I'll go on.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 5: You guys want to go if you guys could, yeah,
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 5: I would stand near the beach.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: I've seen foods that have been like the jet skid
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: on the way there and all that stuff. They have
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: security dog, they get chased out.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 5: Ships done too. I'm to this is the world ship.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 5: You're fine ship.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: Have you guys been to Catalina?
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 5: I've never been.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 3: I want to go to Catalina's.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: Haven't been there ever since I watched Let's.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 5: Go to slug It.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 3: Okay, it's the fucking Catalina wine mixer.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, go have a fucking it's I mean, I don't
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 6: really get on like that, but I'll get on it
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 6: to get there like an.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: Hour not much, know what do you mean? There's a
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: lot of drinking. There's it's part you go and just
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: get drunk for the day.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 5: Okay, is not down I wish you are down.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: Come on, I'm not going to scuba diving diving.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 5: Let's just no, no, no, no, no, no no. It's
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 5: like three or four hundred bucks, I think. But they'll
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 5: literally give you a jet ski. You could ride Long
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 5: Beach all the way to Catalina with like a bunch
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 5: of people chilling, mobbing heavy. You get to the island,
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 5: you can't it.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: You chill, can be swallowed by a way jet ski
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: and just chill. Bro. That's that ships tight, know, because
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: you kill a lot of energy doing that ship.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 3: I'll be with you.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: I'm a I'd rather take the boat. Yeah, I want
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: to be chilling, bro, I don't want to be we'll.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 4: Do it that day.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 3: These guys, we'll do that. And these guys don't play Pokemon.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 3: I play Pokemon.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: That there play Pokemon on the boat. It's okay when
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: you when when when Pokemon? When when you When you
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: get into an accident because of his shipty luck and
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: you're you get bit by piranas or a shark, I'm
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: gonna be like, well.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 4: I forgot the guy that comes with you always gets hurt.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: No, no, but don't you hair lifted from the fucking
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: ocean because it's sucking. Something happened to you, because mister
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: fucking bad luck over here.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 3: I'll come the third or fourth.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: Then you got good.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 3: Invite me after you invite somebody else.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you right now, Race going on the boat.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: Tino ain't gonna go on the water. Dog. Tino's taking
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: the boat to they have a bar there, they have a.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Jeski's are sick. You're never know jet ski When
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 4: I was.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 6: Younger, so fun but it's like two hours, three hours
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 6: from so fun Land to the island.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 5: One hundred bucks, look like it says right there, extlord
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 5: the city for three hours online and the free time
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 5: you jets get proximately an hour and a half each way.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 5: Dolphins play, you get to hang out with the dolphins.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: Bro. Come on, bro, you gotta get killed by a dolphin.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 5: Four hundred bucks, Bro, once in a lifetime experience.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: BROA take my daughter.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 5: You know you know, dude, if you don't get if
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 5: you don't fall off the jetski, you don't know how
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 5: I'm chilling.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: Dog, Just don't fall I don't be fucking with the
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: water food. Just understand that.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 2: Is ever over here. You gotta fucking Sandy cheeks. My
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 2: fucking idea.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: If I get my daughter, I'll go for extreme, bro,
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: Like I was over here with the whole the wholesome
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: fucking idea, Like SpongeBob was like, yeah, we should just
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: go out and just hang out, and here comes fucking
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: Sandy's bitch ass. Yeah let's go extreme, Scott divit. Yeah, bro,
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: fool was just trying to hang got hurt every time.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 3: Hey, oh no, but what he's suggesting is not extreme.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: I guess an hour and a half all the way
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: from long as far as it's with the squad, twenty
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: thirty people brought to the group thing. Yeah, another, you
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: look like you have to wear a fucking life like
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: a school of fish. Yeah, bro, imagine that that day. Yeah, Bro,
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: you're gonna look at me. Fucking hey, you are fucking new.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: I shouldn't have fucking came.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 4: Rather be on a jet ski than just getting hit
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 4: by the water. You'll float after just going on.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: But if you get swallowed up by one of those
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: circles in the ocean, I think, give me a lock,
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: we all go together. I get wait for you guys.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: I'm sure when you guys get there is down or
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: you're too tired. I guess.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 4: I'll bring you a five hour energy drink.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 5: We'll bring your fire.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: You gotta be there so early in the fucking morning.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: You have how cold?
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 3: Looking for excuses.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 6: I'm not a water person, bro, but I would if
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 6: I could take my daughter, I'll take I'll do that.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 5: Okay, your kid, if she could ride.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 4: On there, you could behind you all the ship two maybe.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: A half by the way, you can swallow up your kid.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's some big hungry girls out there.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 5: That's that's insane. You know you can get in a
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 5: car accident.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: It's true. Yeah, I mean whatever. I just don't like
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: the salt and I'm a skater.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 4: I'm coming with excuses. I've been a skater my whole.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 1: Life skaters and it's sad salt water.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 5: Start off with, I'm going to be exhausted.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 3: I'm exhausted. No no, no, my daughter, no no, no,
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 3: I will go my daughter.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 5: Every time we cook, every time we cook our Just
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 5: be honest, Just be honest, bro, be that.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: I don't want to end up on a stretcher. The
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: one of you two is gonna end up. I keep
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: forgetting is the mistress, bro, He's like one of your water.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 4: You know what happens when you fall off a jet ski,
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 4: You fall in the water. You know what's the safest
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 4: place to fall into the water.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 1: But if I'm not strong enough to pull myself back up, alright.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 5: Don't go.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 3: And you're in a life jacket. You're floating.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 5: I'll bring you a helmet. Don't trip.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: I'm chilling. Yeah, it is about that time.
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• 1:38:32
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