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Controversial opinion: The over, under TP debate · The Naked Room

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SPEAKER_01: I think that we agree on this one.
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That anyone who puts their toilet paper roll where it's like
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going backwards is a serial killer.
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SPEAKER_02: I don't like what.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: Somebody did this once in my house, I think.
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SPEAKER_02: Or maybe I've come across it more than I would like.
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SPEAKER_02: And I asked somebody once why they did it.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: And they told me that it's because they use less toilet paper if it is.
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SPEAKER_02: It's only going in that direction.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: It's not because it looks like that's a lie.
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SPEAKER_02: There's no way it doesn't make any sense to me.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: No,
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it is funny how quickly that'll send me if I go into the
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bathroom and see that it's
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SPEAKER_02: been put on that way.
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SPEAKER_02: I don't know why.
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i know me too i i have the type of personality where i will go
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in and change it for
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someone oh i 100 every single time i've changed it so sorry if
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you are a household
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that i've been to and that's the way that you like it and then
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you realize it was
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changed but no the only reason they like it is because they
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they think they like it
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SPEAKER_01: they don't know yeah
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SPEAKER_01: It's so – it's like why?
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SPEAKER_01: I would like to have a conversation.
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Like I'd like for somebody to connect with us who's like
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adamant about rolling it
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SPEAKER_01: over backwards because I want to know their reasoning.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Other than like I use less of it.
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Well,
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was it you that said somebody put it that way because their cat
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was getting at it?
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SPEAKER_02: Like that cat can't turn its cool little paw around and go up underneath.
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SPEAKER_02: It's going to find a way.
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SPEAKER_02: Cats –
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we'll find a way to be destructive dogs dogs rule that's
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another one we could do oh
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cats and dogs that one's really hard I feel like because we
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were with a client
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recently and she it feels like such a heavy question when
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somebody asks that and
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you don't know anything about them so my co-worker and I went
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into a client's house
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SPEAKER_02: and she's like
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she started to say something i knew she had a dog i think
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because i saw the dog
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when i walked in and then later in the conversation she kind of
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like paused and was
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like do you guys like cats i'm sorry she paused she paused but
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she's like do you
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guys like cats and i felt like there was this silence between
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myself and and my
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SPEAKER_02: co-worker where we're like okay
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SPEAKER_02: Like my initial reaction is definitely like,
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SPEAKER_02: yeah,
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SPEAKER_02: like I don't have any cats,
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SPEAKER_02: but I have had cats and I don't mind a cat.
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SPEAKER_02: Like I'm an animal lover.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: But some people who are,
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SPEAKER_02: to me,
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it felt like somebody asking about politics and you're in their
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house and I'm like,
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SPEAKER_02: oh God.
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SPEAKER_02: And she's a client.
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SPEAKER_02: She's a client.
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SPEAKER_02: So I'm like, okay, what if like, I mean, I remain neutral, so I was okay.
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SPEAKER_02: But then I think my coworker was like,
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SPEAKER_02: She also froze to the point where the client I think eventually was like,
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SPEAKER_02: all right,
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SPEAKER_02: I guess I just have to like get my point across.
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SPEAKER_02: She's like, yeah, we don't really like cats.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm like, oh, OK.
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SPEAKER_02: But it was so funny because we're just like, oh, no, what do we say?
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SPEAKER_02: Like, you know, and we're both honest people.
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SPEAKER_02: But yeah, it's like people who there is a divide.
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SPEAKER_02: There's a divide.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: No, I'm I also am an animal person.
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SPEAKER_01: I ended up with a dog that acts like a cat,
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which is really interesting because I always thought that maybe
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I would have a cat
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SPEAKER_01: that acts like a dog,
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SPEAKER_01: like a dog cat.
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It's kind of nice sometimes because she's super independent and
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like goes and does
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SPEAKER_01: her own thing.
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SPEAKER_01: But she's also she's loyal in the times where she needs to be loyal.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: But.
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I wouldn't be opposed to getting a cat at some point,
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but Curtis is allergic.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, that solves it for you right there.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's not going to happen.
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SPEAKER_02: It never even has to be a discussion.
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SPEAKER_01: I've always been a dog person, though.
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SPEAKER_02: But I appreciate cats.
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SPEAKER_02: I appreciate a cat.
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But like any animal and any person,
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there are bad versions and good versions.
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SPEAKER_02: There are cool cats and there are asshole cats.
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I had a friend who had an asshole cat that would attack me
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every time I went to her house.
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SPEAKER_02: And it was to the point where I wasn't even a child.
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SPEAKER_02: I was 17 or 18.
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SPEAKER_02: And I was terrified of this cat.
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SPEAKER_02: It had it out for me.
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SPEAKER_02: Ugh.
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SPEAKER_01: And knows you're a dog person.
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SPEAKER_01: I think so.
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SPEAKER_01: You're like, you can't.
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SPEAKER_02: I always smelled like dogs.
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SPEAKER_01: It was like, you can't deny it.
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SPEAKER_01: You can say that you're an animal person, but you're a dog person.
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SPEAKER_01: You're a dog person.
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SPEAKER_02: I can smell it all over your dirty ass dog hair covered clothes.
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SPEAKER_01: I can smell it on you.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: That was mean.
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and she would hold she held it up once and was like you know
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you love your animal
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if it's yours so she had it all calm and she's like no come
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here it's gonna be fine
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you know like now i'm holding him he's gonna be okay i had a
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like a scar on the
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side he scratched me he said like just like batted at me and i
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was like and she's
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like oh god i'm so sorry like this cat does not like me
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probably the only animal
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SPEAKER_02: that ever didn't like me
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SPEAKER_01: There's this cat.
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It's like a tiny little orange cat that lives in our
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neighborhood that Zula is
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SPEAKER_01: super interested in.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: And it is so impervious.
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SPEAKER_01: It just like goes and like puts his tail on her face.
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SPEAKER_01: It's just like, hey, girl.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't even care that you're growling at me and barking.
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SPEAKER_01: And she leaves it alone.
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she's she does chase a squirrel yeah she does that thing where
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she's really
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interested in it but she like calms down a little bit and then
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she'll like rev back
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up yeah and the cat just doesn't care and i the dogs with the
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chickens i love i
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love that cat i've always liked orange cats though yeah every
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orange cat i've met
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has been really cool garfield for one oh garfield's a little
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bit of a pill but yeah
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SPEAKER_01: yeah no but okay wait
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SPEAKER_01: We were talking about toilet paper.
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SPEAKER_01: That was... Cats and toilet paper.
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SPEAKER_01: Peas in a pod.
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SPEAKER_01: Anyway,
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SPEAKER_01: to round it back out,
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SPEAKER_01: this is two topics that we're covering in one little bonus episode.
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SPEAKER_02: We're broken into two bonus episodes.
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SPEAKER_01: But the toilet paper.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: I think, I mean...
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The funny thing is that when I think about the strategy where
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people are like,
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SPEAKER_02: oh,
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you use less if it's rolling towards the wall instead of
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towards the toilet,
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SPEAKER_02: I guess we'll say.
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SPEAKER_02: That doesn't compute in my brain with toilet paper.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm like, first of all, use as much toilet paper as you need, please.
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SPEAKER_02: I don't want to limit you and your use of toilet paper if you need it.
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However,
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when I think about that applied to paper towels,
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it kind of makes sense in my brain.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm like,
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SPEAKER_02: oh,
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if I came upon a paper towel holder and the paper towels rolled
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towards the wall,
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I feel like you wouldn't get that like where you go to your
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hands are wet and you
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SPEAKER_02: go to like pull one off and you try your damnedest to like do that quick,
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SPEAKER_02: like almost like you're pulling a tablecloth.
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SPEAKER_02: you know, out from underneath dishes.
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SPEAKER_02: You're like,
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SPEAKER_02: I'm going to pull it really hard and it's going to perfectly,
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SPEAKER_02: the perforation will be,
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SPEAKER_02: you know,
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SPEAKER_02: great.
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And then nine times out of 10,
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75 more paper towels come off and you're like,
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oh my God,
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no.
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Which is why I like the new technology where they have like the
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quarter size
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SPEAKER_01: sheets,
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SPEAKER_01: like where you can,
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SPEAKER_01: where they have the
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: For the paper towels where it's perforated and it's like the tiny.
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SPEAKER_01: We always get those mostly.
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SPEAKER_02: But even with those, it still happens.
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SPEAKER_02: Like I try to get the little perforated one.
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SPEAKER_02: And you know what they did invent that has helped a little bit?
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SPEAKER_02: Picture it.
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SPEAKER_02: Stand up paper towel holder, right?
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SPEAKER_02: Cylinder on a little heavy base.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: That's what we have.
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SPEAKER_02: And it's, you know, same.
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SPEAKER_02: I run into it every day where my hands are wet and near the sink.
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SPEAKER_02: I try to like pull one off, a bunch of them come off.
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Or it rips in a weird way that's not on the perforated line,
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which drives me crazy too.
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But what they have now is the one that's the cylinder and it
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has that little hinged
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SPEAKER_02: arm with a little rubber thing.
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that'll like hold against it so you can kind of so like you
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know it gives you
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literally like gives you a little hand it's like here i got you
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i'll hold this down
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so you can pull this out so i like that but you know what
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toilet paper going going
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back to toilet paper you know what toilet paper rolls drive me
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fucking crazy
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what when you go to like a national park and they have like the
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silver metal rod
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and it's just like it's not a roll it's like it's like a like a
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rectangle basically
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and the it only lets you pull off like one sheet at a time
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because they're trying
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to reduce people oh wait like it does have a roll on it but it
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has the big metal
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SPEAKER_02: like thing that goes over top
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SPEAKER_01: No, not that one.
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SPEAKER_01: So the toilet paper roll itself,
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SPEAKER_01: like the paper roll is on a metal rod kind of thing that's not circular.
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SPEAKER_01: So the roll doesn't spin.
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SPEAKER_01: You literally are pulling off one sheet at a time.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh,
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i'm like i appreciate the sentiment i am an environmentalist
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yeah but i just had to
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poop and i need like i need more than one 15 more more sheets
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the toilet paper at
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SPEAKER_02: the national parks
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SPEAKER_02: It's one fly.
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It's definitely – you're going to need double the amount you
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would need with normal
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SPEAKER_02: toilet paper.
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SPEAKER_02: When you were saying that,
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SPEAKER_02: it made me think of the – this will age us,
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SPEAKER_02: but when's the last time you went into a bathroom?
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I feel like since living in California or when I lived there,
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I didn't come across them.
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But when you go back to like smaller towns and places that
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haven't been updated in
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SPEAKER_02: quite a while –
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i've never i've never been to one of those no you're right
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you're like what's that
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when's the last time you went into a bathroom and you washed
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your hands and the
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paper towel holder or paper towels that were available were the
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like cloth that
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SPEAKER_02: just like if you don't know what we're talking about your
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under the age of 40 i guess probably post covid that's so it's
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so gross and i don't
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know how i don't think there was any way that it cleaned itself
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really like i don't
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know i've always wondered it just dried yeah because i guess
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their thought process
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SPEAKER_02: is like if you're drying off your hands then they're already clean clean
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but it's like a cloth roll.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah,
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it looks like the normal paper towel holder where you would
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like wave your hand
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SPEAKER_02: underneath and,
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SPEAKER_02: you know,
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SPEAKER_02: one would come out.
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SPEAKER_02: But instead, it's hanging.
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SPEAKER_02: It's like dangling down this little like cloth thing that,
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SPEAKER_02: you know,
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just you you just dry your hands and kind of yank on it and it
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eats it back up into
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SPEAKER_02: the thing.
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SPEAKER_02: And I guess dries like it's so.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, God, I've seen one of those like.
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SPEAKER_01: On the road trips that I've done, like within the last year or so.
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SPEAKER_02: In old rest stops where they haven't updated.
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SPEAKER_01: And you're like, no, no, this isn't up to code.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, wait, I have one more controversial component about toilet paper.
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SPEAKER_01: Bring it on, girl.
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SPEAKER_01: This is something Curtis and I have talked about.
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SPEAKER_01: Do you fold your toilet paper over or do you bundle?
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, I fold.
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SPEAKER_02: And I don't even like...
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SPEAKER_02: Okay, I take off my toilet paper before I start using the bathroom.
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SPEAKER_01: I think I... Oh, like before you sit down?
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No,
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I'll usually like sit down and then I get my toilet paper and I
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think like it's...
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SPEAKER_02: It's probably like, is it, do I do it for time efficiency?
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SPEAKER_02: Who knows?
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SPEAKER_02: Probably I'll take it.
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SPEAKER_02: And as I'm using the bathroom,
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SPEAKER_02: I'm like folding it into like whatever little,
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SPEAKER_02: I don't wrap it around my hand.
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SPEAKER_02: No, I don't like, I don't really like that.
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SPEAKER_02: If you do that, that's fine.
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SPEAKER_02: But it's just not for me.
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I definitely pull off like,
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let's see,
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how many plies do I probably pull off at a time?
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SPEAKER_02: I feel like I probably pull off like
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five or six like five or six sheets if you're going one or two
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though is it
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different i kind of do the same because if i'm doing one it's
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going to be one white
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you know probably and if i'm doing number two it's probably
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going to be two wipes
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SPEAKER_02: of five or six sheets so for a total of like 10 sheets 10
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SPEAKER_02: Because I feel like there's always a double.
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SPEAKER_02: Like you always need to go back and kind of, you know, just double down.
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SPEAKER_01: So Curtis is a folder.
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SPEAKER_01: I am a buncher because I feel like it covers more area.
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But don't you feel – it's funny that you would be a buncher
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because I feel like
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you're almost more type A than me and I feel like that would
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drive me nuts because
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you know there'd be surface area that the toilet paper wasn't
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like – I'm too afraid
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SPEAKER_02: that – okay.
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SPEAKER_01: Because that to me is like wiping your ass with a loofah.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm too afraid.
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Well,
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maybe because there have been times where not all of it has
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gone on the toilet paper.
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SPEAKER_01: So I'm feeling like it's covering more surface area.
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This explains to me so much why when you are here for an
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extended amount of time,
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SPEAKER_02: the toilet paper is gone.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: I also make a ball with it.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, I probably grab as much as you do, but I'm balling it.
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And the thing with me is that I also drink a lot of water and
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go pee a lot.
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SPEAKER_01: So that's another reason why a lot of the toilet paper is gone.
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SPEAKER_01: I try not to use too much when I just go number one.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: But I'm going so often.
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SPEAKER_01: So that's part of the reason why.
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SPEAKER_01: It's true.
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SPEAKER_01: A lot of toilet paper goes missing.
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SPEAKER_01: Goes missing MIA.
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SPEAKER_02: On my watch.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm like, what mystery of the toilet paper?
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I know one time you were like,
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I'm going to bring my own roll of toilet paper with me.
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i know yeah i know i feel i feel a little bit bad about it but
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so okay wait on the
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topic of toilet paper we have a bidet in this house in one of
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the three bathrooms
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oh that's a good toilet paper saver i don't use it but you
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don't like it i it is a
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little weird haven't used this one but i used one at a gas
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station right before you
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SPEAKER_02: use your cloth toilet paper yeah
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SPEAKER_02: Now I'm saying it out loud.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm like, maybe I should try again.
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SPEAKER_02: But yeah, my friend and I, we were on a tater tot.
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SPEAKER_02: Was it like a loves or something?
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it was either.
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SPEAKER_02: Or what's the other one with the beaver?
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SPEAKER_02: Buc-ee's.
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SPEAKER_02: Buc-ee's, yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: I think it was one of those.
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SPEAKER_02: Or a come and go.
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SPEAKER_02: I think it was a come and go.
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SPEAKER_02: What's the one with the beaver?
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SPEAKER_02: He's a beaver, right?
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, okay.
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SPEAKER_01: The one with the beaver.
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SPEAKER_02: New friends episode.
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SPEAKER_01: I haven't been to a Buc-ee's yet.
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SPEAKER_01: You haven't?
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there's one in harrisonburg now yeah the woman that bought my
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tea set off of me
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this whole sentence is going to sound so funny the woman that
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bought my tea set off
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of me drove over an hour to come and buy the tea set and told
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me that she was
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really excited because she realized that there's a bucky's
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bucky's that she can go
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to and she was planning to drive there as like a day trip just
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to go to the bucky's
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SPEAKER_01: they have a cult following yeah they do yeah
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SPEAKER_02: It's pretty cool, but it's overwhelming.
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SPEAKER_02: It feels like going to a theme park sometimes.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, they have like their own barbecue there.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: It's their own jam.
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SPEAKER_01: Anyway.
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SPEAKER_02: So we were,
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SPEAKER_02: my friend and I were on,
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she came with me on a portion of the road trip and we stopped
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at one of those gas
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SPEAKER_02: stations that had,
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they claimed to have the nicest bathrooms and they all had
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bidets and I'd never
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SPEAKER_02: used a bidet before and
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SPEAKER_02: And I... That is loves.
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SPEAKER_02: She was in the stall next to me experimenting with this bidet.
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SPEAKER_02: Because I don't know if she had either or just maybe not for a while.
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SPEAKER_02: So she was trying to... She was like, oh, cool.
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SPEAKER_02: They have a bidet.
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SPEAKER_02: And I was like,
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SPEAKER_02: this...
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SPEAKER_02: I just couldn't wrap my...
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I know that the water is not being pulled from the inside of
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the toilet bowl.
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SPEAKER_02: But I just could not...
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wrap my head around i couldn't get behind letting a device in a
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public toilet spray
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water on my bare ass on your behind you couldn't get behind i
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couldn't get behind
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this no pun intended and she was like cracking up and like
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laughing so she was like
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trying all the settings and everything and and i just felt she
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she to me felt like
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SPEAKER_02: the the you know i was like you're so brave and
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so but so a cut to we have a bidet here oliver loves it he will
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which sucks because
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it's in the bathroom that i like to use to take a bubble bath
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and to do my makeup
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and it's the only one i want to move the bidet into his
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bathroom so that that'll be
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the solution i just haven't done it yet but he uses that one
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and i yeah i sit there
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SPEAKER_02: and i'm like i don't know i just feel like
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SPEAKER_02: It would take a lot of pressure.
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I feel it's like it just feels like the trickling of water is
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not really going to
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SPEAKER_02: do like I would use like I'll use a dude wipe.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, that's that's an actual brand sponsor if you'd like us.
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um but i was like a like a a butt wipe what's the actual name
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for it's not like a
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baby wipe it's like they're for adults like charman wipes
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there's not like an
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official name they're all named by the brand yeah they're
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they're like it's not a
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sanitary wipe that sounds weird it's something it's kind of in
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that vein though
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SPEAKER_01: yeah like where it's like a wet one
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which is also a brand it's funny what is the common name for
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clean wet wipes that
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you use after i think it's similar it's similar to like how we
17:38
say kleenex when
17:38
we're talking about a tissue it's like that we're just we've
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adapted to calling the
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SPEAKER_01: brand name
17:43
SPEAKER_01: Let's go with wet ones.
17:44
SPEAKER_02: But I do love those.
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Dude Wipes has a coconut one that we haven't stocked up on them
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in a while because
17:51
SPEAKER_02: I'm trying to be,
17:52
SPEAKER_02: you know,
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SPEAKER_02: nicer to the environment and to our septic system.
17:55
SPEAKER_02: But they – because Oliver just won't – I'm going to call him out on this.
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SPEAKER_02: He's going to be mad.
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SPEAKER_02: But he –
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SPEAKER_02: Even I grew up knowing that even if something says that it's flushable,
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SPEAKER_02: that you shouldn't flush it probably.
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If you want to maintain the integrity and longevity of your
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septic system,
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SPEAKER_02: then wipes are probably not something you want to be flushing.
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Because yes,
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they will break down,
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but they're not breaking down like toilet paper.
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Out here in the country or like in the county when you're on a
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septic system.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: He flushes paper towels sometimes.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, no.
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SPEAKER_02: I had to train him out of that.
18:35
SPEAKER_01: No.
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SPEAKER_01: Fast.
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That's like last case scenario kind of vibes where you're like,
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we ran out of toilet paper.
18:43
SPEAKER_01: It's the middle of COVID.
18:44
SPEAKER_01: Everyone's hoarding toilet paper.
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SPEAKER_01: All we have is just one paper product and I'm not putting in the trash.
18:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: But yeah, no, that's... I've done it before, confession.
18:53
SPEAKER_02: Of course, me too.
18:54
SPEAKER_02: I've flushed a paper towel,
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but it was because I think we were at a hotel and one of the
19:01
dogs took a shit in
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SPEAKER_02: the hotel room and I was cleaning it up and I'm like,
19:06
SPEAKER_02: okay,
19:06
SPEAKER_02: options are...
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SPEAKER_02: Definitely tater tot.
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SPEAKER_02: Put it in a poop bag and put it like out on the balcony,
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SPEAKER_02: which is,
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SPEAKER_02: you know,
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SPEAKER_02: four inches away from the next balcony.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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Put it in the trash can in the hotel room,
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which is also like 14 square feet.
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SPEAKER_02: Like, no, thank you.
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Take it down the hall to like a public trash can or just pick
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it up with a paper
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SPEAKER_02: towel and flush it down the toilet.
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SPEAKER_02: And that's what we did.
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SPEAKER_01: Now for my next trick, I teach my dogs how to use the toilet.
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SPEAKER_01: How nice that would be.
19:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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