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Maddie's Famous Last Words · The Giggle Gremlins Talk Show

• Maddie and Lilly: Welcome back to the Giggle Gremlins and it's the Halloween episode! We're dressed up today. Di: We are as our favorite Skzoos I guess. Mine is very inspired Maddie and Lilly: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yes. Di: rather than actually a skizoo. Maddie and Lilly: I am puppym today guys. I'm Foxi.ny Di: Yeah, and I I have a Chongbin slash Dwakey inspired outfit today. Ignore my hair. Look, I gotta Maddie and Lilly: She's got a crown on and everything OMG. She's so diva today. It's so good. Di: I have a crown. I tried to hide the little mermaid on my crown with Dwaekki. He Maddie and Lilly: He is the mermaid. Di: is the mermaid. I have fairy wings. And then to add to the outfit. Ignore the sound below me. I have a child Maddie and Lilly: Hahaha Di: sleeping. I even have a tutu. Maddie and Lilly: Twirl. Twirl. Di: Turl. Here, you can see my tutu. Maddie and Lilly: outfit review. Di: Yeah. So I Maddie and Lilly: We're so proud. Di: I went for inspired rather than than actual Dwaekki. Maddie and Lilly: It's perfect. Di: But I am wearing a Stray Kid sweater. Maddie and Lilly: I have these pants. Okay. She's got pants with little... Di: What? What do you got? okay, well I kinda saw the bottom. Maddie and Lilly: See? I went the other way. Di: Every time you do that. Maddie and Lilly: It's like, you can do it, just warn me first. And I look at the camera like it's fine. I just see the bottom of her shoe in my face. Like okay, it's fine. Di: Anyway, I also felt the hairband was also fitting because hairband. Maddie and Lilly: Yeah, it's so Hyunjin. Di: Yeah. Anyway. Maddie and Lilly: Alright, have a long game. Long game. We have slides. We have a full activity-based episode, guys. Questions? Di: dang. Okay. Maddie and Lilly: It's all Halloween-inspired. It's really good. Where's my share button? Right there. Do we need audio? No. Di: I need this because we are yet again under a flood warning, so I need some kind of positivity. Maddie and Lilly: Not again. Di: Not again. It's just gonna be a weekly thing, guys. It's just gonna be every weekend. Di. is gonna be swimming. my god. Maddie and Lilly: Spoiler, spoiler, spoiler. my bad. Di: Well, we got all the Halloween costumes. Maddie and Lilly: It's Halloween! We worked really hard Di: And we got Maddie and Lilly: on decorating these slides and by really hard we mean an hour at work. Di: Did you Maddie and Lilly: Cute. Di: did you dress up puddles? Maddie and Lilly: You'll see. Di: okay. I need to see Puddles in Puddles' Halloween outfit. Maddie and Lilly: Okay, are we ready? Di: Yeah, let's do it. Maddie and Lilly: Okay. But first... But first... Look at Puddles! Di: Oh no. Oh my god, I'm so glad I asked about puddles. Maddie and Lilly: Look at her! She's so cute. Di: She's beautiful. I love her. Aww. Maddie and Lilly: She's been a witch all month and I love her. Talk about the Di: I love it. I Maddie and Lilly: suckers. So I was being very particular about how they were getting put in there and it wasn't working until they all just fell in perfect. I was like, do not touch them. one's allowed to touch Do not touch I told everybody don't touch them. Literally. Kids like, can I have a sucker? Pull them out of the drawer. Not out of the jettison. Do not touch them. Di: Not out of do not pull out of puddles' jar. Maddie and Lilly: We should have glued, somehow glued them. Or taped them. And then Di: Mm. Maddie and Lilly: we could have saved them. Probably would have melted. I don't know. Di: Well I'm trying to figure out how to pass out candy tomorrow, so that's my thing. Maddie and Lilly: Mm. Di: Apparently I need a puddles. I need a Maddie and Lilly: Mm-hmm. Di: I need a store mascot. Maddie and Lilly: You do. Like if you left a thing of candy, like a goose holding candy, I feel like it gets stolen. Di: Yeah, that's why it's inside the store. Maddie and Lilly: no, I think she's talking about trick-or-treating. Yeah, if you did trick-or-treating and you had a puddles. Di: Yeah, no, they have to come into the store. Maddie and Lilly: you're doing it at the store. I see. Yeah. see. Alright. Di: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I work tomorrow, so we do have a we do have a sheep that's like up up like above the door as like a decoration. I'm debating like pulling it it's it is a flower pot. I'm debating pulling it down and turning it into like a candy thing. So then people get their candy from a little sheep. Maddie and Lilly: That's so cute. That's adorable. For second I thought you meant Di: I think I might do that. Maddie and Lilly: a taxidermy sheep and I was scared. I was confused. Di: No, listen, I okay, I have a lot of taxidermy things in my life. literally, my husband just texted me to tell me that he got a like he just finished hunting just now and he got a cow. And he was and he always is like, what if we got a shoulder mount? And I'm like, nope, their eyes follow you. It's icky. Absolutely not. Yeah, I don't do taxidermy. Maddie and Lilly: scary ghost cows haunting you Di: El so cow elk, but yes, ghost elk haunting me. God, they look so good. Maddie and Lilly: And look at these guys, I guess. Look at them. Look at them. I had to- we just added Yupee because look at her outfit. We just did all of these 30 seconds ago. that's what took us so long. Di: Sorry, I'm just like ign Maddie and Lilly: I guess we could move him up. Instead of cut off the bottom picture. We're just gonna do a little sneak Di: I'm just looking through all of them, sorry. Maddie and Lilly: peek. Di: okay. Maddie and Lilly: That's good. No poo up for that. There you go. That's good. Di: I did see okay, I'm just trying to see who I have seen the costumes for already. I've seen Earth Mix and they did such a good job with their presentation. Like my god. Maddie and Lilly: yeah, Earth makes it incredible. Di: Yeah, so did Min Lee and what's his name? Top Maddie and Lilly: Top tap. Di: Top Tap. They did a really great job too. I love them. They're like Maddie and Lilly: Mm-hmm. I'm sweating already. so good. So pretty. Di: I had not seen Chris Singtu. I had seen William S. I thought theirs was so good. Fort Pete I had also seen. Maddie and Lilly: Mm-hmm. Di: Who did I see today? I see I saw Pooh Pavel's. Maddie and Lilly: Mm-hmm. Di: There was somebody else I saw today. Maddie and Lilly: We have more. There's another slide. there an oat? oat. Di: Out Out okay, yes. Yep. huh. Maddie and Lilly: I don't think we added oat, but I think I did send it to you. Di: Who is that? Is that babe? No, who is that? In the second. Okay, so there's Copper FIFA. Who's right? That's Maddie and Lilly: That's that's Otto. Otto? Di: Otto? Maddie and Lilly: Yeah. And then this one is North Otto. Di: go. Maddie and Lilly: That one's North Otto. they did Di: Go away. Maddie and Lilly: so good! Di: Go away. my god, look at NetJJ. They're so cuties. Maddie and Lilly: They did so good. I know! So cute. They did a little video trim too. James, the black swan. Gorgeous. Insane. Di: Mm-hmm. I also saw though Maddie and Lilly: engine patching. Di: off road. That's the other one I saw. They did a good job too. Yeah, Maddie and Lilly: We didn't see theirs. Di: theirs is like they just posted it like maybe like an hour ago. So yeah, it's Maddie and Lilly: Yeah, no, wouldn't have seen that. Di: they were like a goddess and a god. Like I think Hades and Persephone is I think what their their theme was this year. Yeah. Maddie and Lilly: Hmm, that's cute. I like it. I like it. Di: I like all of them. Maddie and Lilly: we're not done yet, probably. Di: okay. Maddie and Lilly: Or are we still talking costumes? Di: No, I think we were done. Maddie and Lilly: Okay. To the next slide. Okay. I have an answer for this one. What? So we have our first question. What supposedly scary movie is actually hilarious? And my answer is The Visit. The Visit. I'm not seen that one. Di: I've never seen the visit. Maddie and Lilly: my god, I watched it in the theater like three times and died laughing all three times. You laugh at anything. No, it's a good time. Di: there was one. Hold on. You do kind of l laugh at everything. Maddie and Lilly: Well, part of the reason why it was so funny to me is because the person I went with was scared and we were laughing at her being scared. It was a good time. I got scared at the theme park yesterday. The train went, choo choo! I said, Maddie laughed. I did. Anytime the train went off again, she was like, that's the train you got scared of. The train that scared you the whole day. Then we rode said train. Di: Okay, I'm not I'm just trying to think, if there was any that I thought was actually hilarious. Maddie and Lilly: What's your answer? I just recently saw Other Mommy, or Other Mom. It was so bad. It was like... It's so bad. Di: Which one is that? Maddie and Lilly: It's new, it's in the It's got Jessica... Yes. Something in it. Mm-hmm. Jessica C. It's green. Girl's face. Di: Okay, no scream. I'll be honest. It's I guess it's a slasher, but scream. It's so ridiculous, they're so dumb. Maddie and Lilly: I've not watched the screen movies. No, I think if you guys were to watch The Visit, you Di: I just left. Or Maddie and Lilly: would be like, why were you laughing at this? This is terrifying. You laughed during Obsession 2, you said. I did. Di: okay, I laughed during obsession. Wait, I did laugh during obsession. I was with Maddie on that one. Maddie and Lilly: I think I just cried most of the Di: But the in the Yes, all the screen movies, every time, and then I know what you did last summer. Maddie and Lilly: I never watched that one. I got five minutes into that movie. Di: It's so dumb. I laugh whenever they die. Maddie and Lilly: Which Halloween candy is wildly overrated? Di: the corn one. Maddie and Lilly: Candy corn? yeah. Di: Yeah. Maddie and Lilly: Yeah, gross. Di: Does anyone actually like it? Maddie and Lilly: we found out several people do. I would, I don't mind candy corn. That's not, I only, can only do the pumpkins. I like the pumpkins better though. You're right. And that's even on like a rare occasion. Di: No. They taste like chalk. Maddie and Lilly: Yeah. Di: They're just not it. Maddie and Lilly: What's your, what's your call? I don't like Jolly Ranchers and like the sucker form. Di: Mm, I don't just hard candy in general. Maddie and Lilly: Or there's candy apple suckers. Those are nasty. I hate those. Di: The ones with the caramel? Maddie and Lilly: I don't like them. Get them out of here. Di: I really like those. Maddie and Lilly: What did I say for the thing that we had at work? Tootsie Rolls. hate Hate I like, Di: yeah, no, agreed. I do not like Tootsie Rolls. Maddie and Lilly: I like a Tootsie Roll pop. That's different. That's what he said that time too. Di: pixie sticks or anything like those powdered candies. Maddie and Lilly: Powdery circus peanuts. God Di: god, who does that? Maddie and Lilly: Icky. Di: I like how that's the one we all agree on. Maddie and Lilly: So bad. It's not good. Di: Haha I just don't like nuts in general, so You can take that as you will. Maddie and Lilly: This one is gonna be fun. Is a love spell automatically villian behavior? Di: Love spell Yes, absolutely. What? Maddie and Lilly: thinking of Descendants. Wait, so technically yes, but I think it can be excusable. Di: Okay, I was gonna say, you're thinking of Descendants literally, which is about a villain who falls in love with a prince, and it's bad Maddie and Lilly: You Di: because then she realizes that she actually just wants him to like her, like in in real life. Maddie and Lilly: Is it villain behavior? Yes. Would I do it? yes. Di: Yeah, but we never said you were a good guy, Maddie. And listen, Maddie and Lilly: This is true. Di: I I stand extinary heroes regardless of their drummer status, and therefore I am a villain because that is the fan base, so there. I don't want people to fall in love with me though. I'm like, leave Maddie and Lilly: I'm not. I'm just naturally a villain, apparently. Di: me alone Maddie and Lilly: I think I do then it happens and I'm like, get away! Yeah. I'm scared. Di: Uhhuh, uhhuh, uhhuh. Yep, just don't touch me. I'm a touch me not. Maddie and Lilly: Yeah. Yeah. Alright. Game. Question? This is a game. Game is possessed or just like that. Describe a weird behavior everyone decides whether it's demonic possession or someone's actual personality. And Lilly has those questions. There's five. Di: Okay. Maddie and Lilly: Number one. Seungmin. When he cheats while doing literally anything. That's just actual personality. Just personality. Di: That's just the actual personality, Maddie and Lilly: That's just him. That's just him. He's not possessed. Di: He's not possessed. He that's just him. Maddie and Lilly: Sorry. Di: He's just quirky. Maddie and Lilly: Vegas. Torturing Pete. Demonic possession. Di: Hot but demonic possession. What? Who said that? I don't know. Maddie and Lilly: Hahaha Di: Who said that? You crazy. Maddie and Lilly: Lilly was like, no! Cause I knew where it was going. Next question. Jot. Gross. Sorry. Trigger. I almost said it. And his smug ass Di: Gross. Okay. Maddie and Lilly: attitude and his creep ass dance with Lego. I want to say demonic, but I think that's just him. Di: Demonic possession on Lego's part because I was gonna say demonic Maddie and Lilly: You Di: possession on Lego's part because why did he agree to do that? Maddie and Lilly: Yep. Yeah, but no, that's just that's just gross as personality I fear. Di: He's just gross. That's just his personality Maddie and Lilly: Exactly Di: is gross. Maddie and Lilly: Khun Thee sniff kissing Peach. Di: yeah, demonic possession. Why are we why are we sniff kissing? You like how Maddie and Lilly: I still don't understand the purpose of sniff kissing to this day. Next up. Di: No, Maddie hates it. Maddie and Lilly: Hmm. Much. Di: So much. what Maddie and Lilly: Is this demonic possession or just him? Did Di: What is that? Maddie and Lilly: you see it? That's furry Wolf Chan. that's furry Chan. Di: Unfortunately, I feel like that's just him. Maddie and Lilly: Hahaha Yeah, I do hear that's just him. Yeah, it's fucking terrifying. No, listen, Di: I do fear the Maddie is attracted to that particular person. Maddie and Lilly: okay, listen, we- up. We had this- we had this- Hold your horses! Truly, she said something that shook me to my bones yesterday. Di: Bang Chan is not I I already knew that Bang Chan wasn't your favorite, but who are you gonna marry Maddie and Lilly: No, no, wait, hang on. Hang on. Di: now? Maddie and Lilly: I said two things that's crazy in the past 24 hours. I said if I had to pick between anybody and Yin, I'd pick Yin. And then I said today, if I had to pick anybody between... Or if I had to pick Yin versus Lee Jun Young Lee Jun Young, I'd pick Jun Young. If you had to pick between the three, you're trifecta. Yeah, you'd rather jump off a cliff is what you said. Yup. Di: You you might as well just be you might as well just be in a polycule at that point in time. Maddie and Lilly: We talked yesterday about Yin Di: you have Maddie and Lilly: and I. And Bri from work today, was like, Lilly in her innocent mind, yesterday. I saw us talking about Eiffel Towering. And Maddie almost knocked over some nice hand made mugs. Di: I will I will say, you know, TMI or whatever and you can remove this or whatever, but you do have three holes for a reason. Maddie and Lilly: Hmm. Well, we were tough when we were yesterday Di: You could be a guy and then you're just stuck with two. Maddie and Lilly: we were talking about Yin and war specifically specifically The Eiffel Towering like if you're with the enemy fine if he kissed war. Yeah Di: Yeah, they really need to also figure out their shit because what the fuck Yin? Maddie and Lilly: I have noticed though their scenes are very closed door. Di: Mm. Bummer. Maddie and Lilly: Yeah, they're pretty really closed-door and few and far between. Di: Hmm. That's a bummer. 'Cause they do good NC. Maddie and Lilly: Have you ever had a dream that felt Di: Yes. Maddie and Lilly: disturbingly real or a reoccurring dream? Yes. Yes. Who wants to go first? I'll go first. Di: Okay. Because yours is most recent, I think. Maddie and Lilly: No, mine is actually from my childhood. So I think this stems from a fear of abandonment because I would have dreams where I was on a ship with my brother and my mom was on another ship on the other side of a large cove and we were separated and I had that reoccurring. That's scary. Di: I have chronic nightmare syndrome. So my dreams Maddie and Lilly: What? Di: are are like very disturbingly real. that's part of the issue is that I wake up and I I have a hard time like when I wake up trying to figure out what was real and what isn't real, which is like also really telling about my real life if my nightmares that I have all the time could potentially be real. But Maddie and Lilly: It's good, it's good. Di: the one I had for a really long time and I had it for like over a month. was that my now ex boyfriend was cheating on me with his now wife. So, you know, it did happen. and then they kept making me eat popcorn. And I don't know I don't like popcorn. It gets in my teeth and it gives me sensory Maddie and Lilly: Mmm. Di: sensory like issues. and Maddie and Lilly: Mm-hmm. Di: so for some reason in my dream it was worse that they were making me eat popcorn over The fact that they were cheating on me with each other. Anyway, spoil alert, after about a month of me having that dream, he did in fact cheat on me with her and now they are married and have three children. Maddie and Lilly: Good for them. Di: Mm. Maddie and Lilly: I'm moving my eyes like I don't believe it in case you can't see what I'm doing. The sound of it didn't sound genuine either. Good for them. Di: Yeah, I was gonna say the sarcasm was very, very loud there. Maddie and Lilly: Yes. Good, good, It's true. Did yours? yeah. I used to have dreams as a child where I'd get home, but home was like my nana and grandpa's house and where their TV is, we walked into the living room. it was a fireplace and there'd either be a vampire in the fireplace and we'd have to run away or there'd be a knock on the door, the garage door, because that's what we built, not the front door, knock on the door, maybe a guy with a freeze ray, we'd have to run away from him, or there's one where I was in my friend's neighborhood and I was being chased by talking like sentient UFOs. Those used to shuffle, just on repeat. Di: So bottom line, your grandparents should never get a fireplace in their house. Got it. Maddie and Lilly: Don't they have one? No, I have a big old TV. You know where the TV is? Mm-hmm. It's like, in my dreams it was like a big brick fireplace. But isn't there... Di: but Maddie and Lilly: yeah, it's to the side. Yeah, yeah. Di: but if you want to hear a crazy story about a haunted fireplace or a haunted house just in general, so the house that my grandma grew up in, or my abuelita grew up in, is like one of the oldest houses in our area. And so like super haunted. the current people who live there are my cousins, and they've like fixed it up, so it's like very different from what it was. And if you want to confuse ghosts, you just change the house completely, and then the ghosts don't really know what they're doing. But My grandma told us that one time this it wasn't even in a stormy day or anything, suddenly like this bolt of lightning just like went through the fireplace and created a ball of fire and lightning and just like flew across the through flew across the house. Maddie and Lilly: That's terrifying. That's great. Someone was pissed. Di: And I might add that the hanging tree used to be like the the tree that they would hang like horse thieves and stuff on used to be on the property, so Maddie and Lilly: Great. Lots of angry people. Good news. Di: Anyway, fun haunted story. Maddie and Lilly: them at it. Di: My house is haunted by a cat. Maddie and Lilly: I did know that one. Di: Mm-hmm. Maddie and Lilly: a vampire dating a human romantic or is it an age gap beyond defending? It's defendable. Di: It's fine. It's great. We love a good age cap. Maddie and Lilly: This is fine. Di: And what if it's like a new vampire? Then there's no age gap. Maddie and Lilly: I think it does depend on the age, I think. Because if an age gap is too big, I'm like, this is weird. But vampires are like thousands of years old. How old is the human? Di: Like our age. Maddie and Lilly: Yeah, I wouldn't do it. Di: W We're not asking if you would do it. It's just would another human is it okay? Maddie and Lilly: I would, I would be, I would, I would look at them and are you okay? Do you need help? Di: But according to cougar math according to cougar math, yeah, you are correct. That that is too much of an age gap. vampire See okay, a vampire Maddie and Lilly: feel like you could defend it. Di: and a human dating, the age gap thing is not what kind of icks me, or like not even icks me, but like kind of like gives me second thoughts. It's the fact that like it would be like if I'm I am not a vegetarian. It would be like if I decided to date a cow. Because I eat cows. Maddie and Lilly: Speaking of age, Gap. I see. Have you seen Nour? Di: Not yet, no. Here it's good. Maddie and Lilly: There's an age gap in that one. Di: I don't mind age gaps. Maddie and Lilly: It's a pretty big age gap. Di: Again, don't mind age gaps. Maddie and Lilly: I also, I also. I'm on episode two and they've already kissed. So I hate that. Di: Going in and strong. Got it. then you Maddie and Lilly: Yeah. Di: would hate, hate, hate the one, the Chinese one. Maddie and Lilly: that Maddie's watching. Di: Yeah. Maddie and Lilly: Deep. No, finished that one. Yeah. Di: Deep in? Yes. You would hate Deep In though because they pretty much fuck the first episode. Maddie and Lilly: Girl, I finished it. That's crazy that you've already finished it. Di: I know, but I'm just you did finish it. But I'm just telling Lilly that she would hate it because if she doesn't like that they're kissing in the second episode, then she wouldn't like the fact that Maddie and Lilly: I like a it was consistent. It was consistent though. Like it's one thing if it's not consistent. Di: Right. It's like pretty much the whole ep the whole series is is Maddie and Lilly: than borderline fucking or fucking. Di: No, not borderline. Maddie and Lilly: Good news. I did, I Di: Ha ha ha. Maddie and Lilly: did in fact, I did in fact send Di a text. was like, so this is pretty much porn. Got it. Di: And I replied with, Yep, pretty much. Enjoy. So Maddie and Lilly: It does calm down. did calm down eventually. Yes. Just Di: you. Maddie and Lilly: Alright, what would each of our warning labels be in a horror movie? Jumpy. Screamer. No! What are you talking about? I'm really chill. Di: Maddie is in fact a red flag. Maddie and Lilly: She's the one that goes towards the noise and is like, no, it's fine. Why are you scared? It's literally fine. Di: Maddie Maddie's warning label would be like laughs Maddie's label would be like laughs in the face of danger. Maddie and Lilly: True. People say it's defense mechanism. Di: Mine would be like you, don't do it. What would mine be? You somebody else figured that out for me. Maddie and Lilly: What would hers be? feel like you try to be the voice of reason. Try really hard to be like, what is wrong with you two? Di: Don't call me out like that, but yes. Maddie and Lilly: The mother, if you will. The mother. And then you got the polar opposites here. The one that runs away and the one that approaches. Fight, flight. Di: The mother, if you will. Yeah. you don't need to call out my age, but yes. Maddie and Lilly: Or the fight or flight mode. Duo. Di: yeah, yep. That sounds about right. Yep. Yep. Maddie and Lilly: One time I was at my Nana's house this was like months ago few months ago And I was there for lunch and like I had gone to the bathroom I was chilling I was like I like ten minutes before I need to leave for work And I heard like a door close and there was no one else there, so I just grabbed my bag and left I was like I'm not staying to figure out if there's someone in their house. I'm out of here. I'm gone. Absolutely not. Di: Mad Lilly's warning label would be like leaves. Flight. Maddie and Lilly: Bye guys! Di: Not not fight, flight. Maddie and Lilly: Yeah, she's she's blind. I'm out of there. Di: Yeah. Mm-hmm. Maddie and Lilly: Oh, the doors and windows, Di: God. Maddie and Lilly: they're all locked, you can't open them. I'm finding a way out. Or I'm killing myself. I'm not joking. You will not catch me in a horror movie. Who's most likely to survive? on who's most likely to... Defend your vote. We're not good at defending. We're not good at defending. We figured it out. When I was editing last week, when we were supposed to be defending our answers, we in fact did not. Or two weeks ago, we did not defend any of our answers. Di: Well, I can defend just who's the most likely two? Maddie and Lilly: Who would run towards a spooky noise? Maddie Di: Maddie. Maddie and Lilly: I would be hesitant, but yeah. Di: You admit it We don't even need to d this is what by the Maddie and Lilly: I can't even defend that one. Di: way, this is why we don't need to defend things is because Maddie just agrees. Maddie and Lilly: I just, I just Whenever I tried to put her on trial that one time I was like, explain your, explain yourself. She's like, I can't. Di: Ha ha ha Maddie and Lilly: was like, try to defend yourself. She's like, no. I have no excuse. I have no excuse. Can't defend myself. It's just what it is. I've literally said that to a cop before. He was like, well then why were you like, swerving in the, I don't know, I couldn't tell you. Di: Maddie gets taken Maddie and Lilly: I'm not telling you. Di: to court. Maddie gets taken to court. Why did you murder him? I don't honestly, I could not tell you. It just it just Maddie and Lilly: Caught a vibe. My bad. Di: sort of, caught a vibe. It just sort of happened. Like it was like kind of it just sort of happened. I could not tell you. I can't I can't defend my actions. Sorry. Maddie and Lilly: I'll be more careful next time. Di: Not to get caught. Maddie and Lilly: You're being put on death row. Di: I'll be Maddie's famous last words Maddie and Lilly: That's really what I said to the cop though. Di: Maddie's famous last words will be like I'll y I'll be more careful. No. Maddie and Lilly: Maddie. Who? Who would survive the slasher? Oh me. Di: Potentially me, because I have a lot of resources in my plate, I might kill the slasher. Maddie and Lilly: I would join the slasher, I fear. Di: see. Maddie and Lilly: Jesus christ. Di: Maddie and I have two We know that Lilly Lilly will not survive the slasher. Lilly is sorta SOL. Maddie and Lilly: haha Di: But Maddie will join the slasher. That will be her survival tactic and I will just find ways to Maddie and Lilly: It'll be me and you trying to survive Maddie. Di: Listen, again, I have a lot of resources in my plate. Maddie and Lilly: Who would hide a zombie bite. Di: Maddie Maddie and Lilly: She would forget that it happens. Di: And then she'll turn into a zombie and she'll be like, Oh! Where'd that come from? Maddie and Lilly: That's weird. Yeah, she starts wanting to like bite other people. She's like, yeah, by the way guys. I remember this happened a few weeks ago. you Di: I like how Maddie is the answer to all of that. Maddie and Lilly: Three out of three, there's two questions left. Di: Yeah. Maddie and Lilly: Who would accidentally summon a demon? Oh me. Di: Lilly and Maddie both of you together, I feel like it would be a joint effort. Maddie and Lilly: We'd somehow do a ritual, I think. We would do it together. I don't know, Di.. Di: I feel like it would be a joint effort. Maddie and Lilly: I thought maybe Di.. An accident. What in the store. Di: no, see here's the thing. I did not summon the thing in the store. The store the thing in the store Maddie and Lilly: but you might. Di: has just decided it's there. Maddie and Lilly: do something that pisses it off and it gets its little demon friends. Its little buddies. Di: Well, that's why I just put Palo Santo and Sage right out the door. So then I could just be like Maddie and Lilly: You you Di: Stay away? Maddie and Lilly: Stay away. Di: Pretty much. Maddie and Lilly: Who would flirt with the villain? Di: Maddie. Maddie and Lilly: Yup. Yeah. Di: Now listen I did also just say that Vegas torturing Pete was hot, so I don't know what that says about me either. Maddie and Lilly: But also I have been saying I'm in love with Psycho for weeks. So. Yeah. And Di: Yeah. Maddie and Lilly: he is in fact a villain. That's true. Di: I just don't see I feel like Lilly would find a super green flag and then Maddie and I would just run off with all of the red flags. And then wonder why Maddie and Lilly: Hi. Di: why things are going the way they're going and then be like, right. Maddie and Lilly: Lilly would be like, this is why. You guys, this is why. Di: Then Lilly will be all happy and be like, This is my wonderful partner that I have who's just so sweet. And then we'll be like, Why don't we have that? That's how I see it. Maddie and Lilly: Yeah... Alright. Which horror character would each per- each person embarrassingly fall for? Di: Michael for Maddie. Maddie and Lilly: Any red flag. Any red flag. No, I don't think Michael Myers is attractive. Di: Proxy. That was another Halloween costume. Proxy all set dressed up as different horror characters like Ghostface and stuff. Maddie and Lilly: Mmm. ghostface is a good one. Ghostface! I'd fall in love with ghostface. Di: Lilly Yeah. Maddie and Lilly: No comment. Di: I don't I'd probably you know what, I'm such a I'm so bad at like reading people. I guess a sort of a horror movie, psycho, what's his name, Bates? And then I'd be like, You're gross because you like your you like you're in love with your mom. But at first he was hot until until all the shit hits the fan. Maddie and Lilly: Next, which com- which- what completely normal place becomes terrifying after dark? Our- Di: A church? Maddie and Lilly: our work building. It's true. Remember the lights go out, it's really scary. I have pictures. Di: my workplace. But my workplace is also terrifying during the day, so I don't think it counts. Maddie and Lilly: Yours is haunted. Any place Di: Period. Maddie and Lilly: after dark gets scary. The woods? Hospitals. Di: yeah, hospitals. Maddie and Lilly: anyone else's house that is not your own. Di: outside, anywhere outside. Maddie and Lilly: Mmm. The woods. The woods. woods. A pool. Di: The woods. a pool. I don't know what it is about pools. Maddie and Lilly: The lake. Like a public pool. The lake! Ew. Di: I don't know what lakes are. Maddie and Lilly: The ocean itself. Like a lake. Di: No, I know I'm kidding. I live in a desert. Our lakes are like ponds. Maddie and Lilly: I was like... The ocean is terrifying in a day. Di: right now I don't live in a desert. Right now I live in an area that's had flood warnings for two weeks on end. But usually Maddie and Lilly: It's true. Di: I live in a desert. Maddie and Lilly: I think your rain is getting sent to us. It's supposed to rain for the next five days. God bless. Di: Yeah, so it's this huge storm that's coming off of this new hurricane and it's going to hit Maddie and Lilly: Mmm. Di: all of your state, my state, Kansas, like a few other states too. Maddie and Lilly: Is it the one in Louisiana? Di: California, I wanna say? Maddie and Lilly: In the Gulf? Di: I don't know. Maddie and Lilly: Anyway, what would use a demon, what would a demon use to lure each of you into a trap? Calico critters. Di: Korean boy for Maddie. A what? Maddie and Lilly: Yeah. Calico Critters! Di: What are calico critters? Maddie and Lilly: Sylvania families. So cute. I have them in my car. What would they use to lure you? Jeff Satur, Bible. Di: Listen Bible, Jeff Satur. Mm-hmm. Jackson Wang. Maddie and Lilly: That's not his name, Jeff motherfucking Satur. Jackson Wang. Jackson Wang. They're Di: Jackson Wang. Maddie and Lilly: like these cute little... little guys! Little trinket guys! They're little families. Di: They could also lure me with an escape for a bit, like a spa day. Maddie and Lilly: All inclusive resort. Di: I'm also sh by the way, I'm also showing my age based on the fact that Lilly's like, look at these cute things that I've never heard of because I guess that's not a millennial thing. Maddie and Lilly: any trinket you could lure me in. Di: Listen. Jackson Wayne Maddie and Lilly: Enough said. Di: Period. I got pu I got married five times last week, so Maddie and Lilly: This is true and I was in each wedding. Di: Uh-huh. Yep. Maddie and Lilly: Alright, we gotta guess the costume. We have to assign each other a costume. shit. So you and Di assign one for me. Me and Di assign one for you. How are we gonna do this? Di: Text me. Okay, who's going first? Maddie and Lilly: So we have to ask questions about what we are. Di: Mm. Maddie and Lilly: And you guys have to answer. Di: So do we wanna just ask one question at a time for each of us? Maddie and Lilly: Mm-hmm. Di: Okay, who wants to go first? Maddie and Lilly: Am I a person? Di: Yes. Am I a person? Maddie and Lilly: Yes. Am I a human? No. Fuck. Okay. Di: No. Maddie and Lilly: Not a human. Let me get out my notes app. Am I male or am I female? Di: No. Do I have hair? Maddie and Lilly: Yes. Am I an animal? No. Am I male? Di: Yes. Is my hair a normal hair color? Maddie and Lilly: Yeah. Yeah. Am like a character from a movie or a show or a book or a character? No. Di: No. Maddie and Lilly: I'm not a character. Am I a character? Di: Yes. Maddie and Lilly: Yeah. Okay. What the? Di: Am I a character? Maddie and Lilly: Yes. I don't even know what I am. Am I an object? No. Not a human. I'm not an object. Di: can I like I don't know, go back to the animal one really quick. Maddie and Lilly: You're not an animal in an animal sense. Okay? in animal sense, whatever that means. Di: Okay. Maddie your turn. Maddie and Lilly: Am I Korean? No? Okay. Di: No. Am I a male? Maddie and Lilly: No. Am I Scary? No. Not scary. Di: No Maddie and Lilly: takes out a lot of what I was thinking. Am I a fictional character? Di: Yes. Maddie and Lilly: Okay. Di: Am I a cartoon character? Maddie and Lilly: Am I? a girl genderless? Di: That's complicated. Probably male if we're actually being honest, but that's complicated. Maddie and Lilly: you could be either. Gender-less, but male leaning. Di: Or female leaning It's a little complicated. Maddie and Lilly: Gender? Di: no, I just pressed got rid of my camera, not what I was trying to do. Okay. Maddie and Lilly: Am I a cartoon character? Mm-hmm. Di: Yes. Maddie and Lilly: Okay. Di: Am I a real life person? Maddie and Lilly: No? No, you're a character. You're a character. Di: I did ask that. Okay. Maddie and Lilly: Ahem. Am I a place? Di: Poor Lilly. What if you're are you what? No Maddie and Lilly: Am I Am I a color? Di: Not a feeling, not a thought not a color. Maddie and Lilly: you Am I a Cartoon Network character? Di: No. am I Korean? Maddie and Lilly: No. Wait, am I a Skizoo? No. Di: No. Maddie and Lilly: Not a Skizoo Am I a children's character? Di: Yes. Maddie and Lilly: Yeah, but you could be enjoyed by all. Di: Yeah, you can be enjoyed by adults as well. Am I Asian in general? Okay. Shit. Maddie and Lilly: No. No. Mm-mm. This is funny. I'm not. I... Do I have hair? No. Di: No. Maddie and Lilly: Hmm I don't even know what to ask at this point. Di: Alas then, am I a movie character? Maddie and Lilly: Yes. Sometimes. So yes you are, but you can also be other things. You're versatile. Di: Hate being verse. Maddie and Lilly: You am I food? No. Di: No. Maddie and Lilly: Am I in the Marvel Universe? Di: No. Maddie and Lilly: should be, that'd be fun. Di: That would be a that would be a trip. That would be Maddie and Lilly: your time. Di: quite the trip. Is the world that my character in realistic? Maddie and Lilly: No. Not at all. No. She's like, what? Am I something that could exist in real life or am I just made up? No, real life. Real life. Di: That's not a yes or no question. But real life. Maddie and Lilly: Like I'm... Can't exist like in our real life. Yes. In the real world. Di: You you exist in the real you exist in the real world. Maddie and Lilly: I'm not like a cartoon. Correct. Am I a Looney Tunes character? No. Di: No. Maddie and Lilly: Okay, thank God. Di: Am I a superhero? Maddie and Lilly: No. I'm not a human. I'm not an animal in an animal sense. Not a character. I'm not an object. I exist in real life. My gender is complicated. I have no hair. Not food. Di: So you're you are you are fauna, you're not flora, you are fauna just not in the typical animal sense. Maddie and Lilly: I'm a tree? Di: No, that's Flora. Maddie and Lilly: I don't know. But you're Di: So fauna is like Maddie and Lilly: not the person. You're not an animal. Am I a germ? No. Di: In the animal sense. Maddie and Lilly: A fungus? No. animal since a cell? No. The mitochondria? Di: No, that's a that's a I guess that's I guess fungus are Maddie and Lilly: What? Part costume, Lilly. Di: None of the above. Maddie and Lilly: am I a movie character? Di: Yes. Maddie and Lilly: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Di: Am I a movie character? no, wait, I asked this. let me rephrase. Do I belong in a cinematic universe? Maddie and Lilly: Yeah. Yeah. I would say. Di: So there's multiple Maddie and Lilly: would say. Mmm, yeah that's a trick question. I would say no. Di: K. Maddie and Lilly: Because if you're thinking cinematic like Marvel, no, no. Di: No, I'm thinking there's multi a franchise. Maddie and Lilly: It's a franchise, yes. This character is in a franchise. Yes. I don't have a question to ask. Di: Okay. Is my character in a wizarding wizarding franchise? Maddie and Lilly: Yes. Di: Is it Hermione? Maddie and Lilly: No. Wizarding. Di: But is am I on the right track? Maddie and Lilly: Not that wizarding, no. I don't think wizarding is like... It's important. It's important but Di: But it's a fantasy universe. Maddie and Lilly: it's not- Fantastical, yes. Girl, what are you doing? She's snoozing, she's getting cozy. My dog is in here today. Am I bird? Di: Okay, do any of you have questions? Maddie and Lilly: Am I a young character? Di: No. Maddie and Lilly: Or middle-aged? Di: Age is questionable. Maddie and Lilly: My spider. Di: No. But you're Maddie and Lilly: Adjacent. Adjacent! Di: close to but not close to. Maddie and Lilly: I'm an arachnid. No. Di: Am I in you are not an arachnid? Maddie and Lilly: I don't know what that is. Di: That's that is a spider. So something with eight legs. Maddie and Lilly: no. Di: You are not an arachnid. Am I in a Tolkien universe? Maddie and Lilly: No. What she said, it's like the Hobbit. Yeah. Have I been around for a long time? Di: define a long time. Maddie and Lilly: Like 1950s or no older. Di: No, no, no. Maddie and Lilly: Well I should have rephrased 2000s or older. Di: Yes. Maddie and Lilly: Okay. Di: yeah, like two thousands, I'd say. I'm gonna cheat. Maddie and Lilly: Am I a bug? Yes, I'm a bug. Di: But it's still not gonna help me. You are a bug, yes. Okay. What other univ what other wiz wizard things are there? Maddie and Lilly: Think less, wizard. Di: Okay, so I'm in a fantasy. It is it like old? is it like f Maddie and Lilly: Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's both. Di: Before people lived old. Maddie and Lilly: both old and new. It's both old and new. It is both old. you The franchise, I guess, is what we should say. The character is one Yeah, you're right. Been around a while. Yeah. Di: Made Marion. Maddie and Lilly: No. Di: Am I anywhere close? Maddie and Lilly: Nope. You were closer with Hermione. Di: shit. All right. Shit. Maddie and Lilly: Am I a ladybug? You are! Yes! Di: You are Maddie and Lilly: That took me so long. What am I? Because I give up. No! Keep asking questions. Di: I have no I have no idea. Maddie and Lilly: I don't have any more questions to ask. I don't know cartoon characters. You're like an iconic cartoon character, I'm thinking of Johnny Test, Ben Ten. That's a movie. That's a guy. Di: I guess it's in a movie. It's in several movies, actually. It's also a franchise. Maddie and Lilly: He has lots of movies. You know him. And I have proof that you know him. We talk about him relatively frequently. At least on Wednesdays. a jump scare. Di: So you tell me what's the problem, baby? What's the problem? I don't know, but maybe I'm in love. Maddie and Lilly: are you Shrek? You're Shrek. Shrek. Got it. You're Shrek. And I saw her face. Di: I have no idea. I am no idea. Maddie and Lilly: Think you're you can also you're also in a musical you're any musical you're pink Di: Matilda. Maddie and Lilly: and blue and blue she's blue and Di: Pink and blue? Maddie and Lilly: in the Broadway show and they changed in the movie to pink in an old movie and a like new movie Di: Glinda? Maddie and Lilly: yes Glinda the good Di: I guess that does have a wizard. Okay, you're right, and it is a franchise. I it Maddie and Lilly: has wizard. Di: yes. Okay. Okay. Maddie and Lilly: Good job team. Di: Wow, that was rough team. Are there a lot more? Maddie and Lilly: That was hard. What would... I don't think there's game left. There's like one, two more, three questions in the game left. Di: Okay, 'cause I might have to skiddle here soon for kiddos. Maddie and Lilly: Yeah. would each of us get cancelled for in a cabin? Falling for a villain. Yeah. Probably be a little too loud. Sing too much. Di: Being too controlling. yeah. Maddie and Lilly: Sing too much? Di: Being too loud, controlling too much, that would be me. Being too much of a mother figure. But also never getting anything done. Maddie and Lilly: Yeah. He's floating. Does I'd Burn the World for You sound romantic or exhausting? A little bit of both. Di: Exhausting, I'll be a hundred percent honest. That's too much pressure on me. I don't even have to do the burning. Maddie and Lilly: Call me crazy, but I say romantic. if do things at once. Di: Th listen. Listen. It sounds exhausting because that's a lot of pressure to put on me. Like if anyone upsets me, suddenly this guy's gonna like, I'll burn the world for you. Like, okay, well then I can't even tell you if I've had a bad day because then you're gonna go all apeshit on on people. Maddie and Lilly: Well, I shouldn't upset you. mean, my happiness is priority here. Di: W that's fair. Well minus secondary in my in my brain, I guess. Maddie and Lilly: Which fictional character gets away with everything just because they're attractive? Bible for you. guess. Di: He gets away with a lot. He gets away with a lot. What's his name on Study Group? He doesn't really get away with it, but he gets away with it for a long time. Maddie and Lilly: Is it the bucket hat guy? Yeah. Di: huh. Maddie and Lilly: Who's yours. Cha Woo Min. I was thinking Lee Chae Min in Bon Appetite, Your Majesty. Cause normally, Di: He Maddie and Lilly: he's a shi-head. He's a shi-head. Di: Okay, but every character Maddie and Lilly: He's annoying. He's controlling. He kidnaps her, but it's okay. I see him. Di: Also every character in payback. Maddie and Lilly: Mm-hmm. I haven't seen enough of that show to have that opinion. Yo no se. All right, last time. Last time. Last game. Cursed object sales pitch. Pick a random household object, insulate as a cursed antique. Explain its origin, powers, and deeply inconvenient side effects. You could do a record player. That one right there. I'm doing a napkin. I'm doing a houseplant. The spider plant. Di: Mm an everyday item? I'll do this candle. Maddie and Lilly: I'm gonna do a record player. You have a penny. Mm-hmm. That's for if I ever have to do heads or tales for a game or something. The origin of my spider plant is the ground. in a graveyard. Okay. Right next to some specific person. Di: Yeah, think of some specific person that would like Maddie and Lilly: This record player right next to me used to belong to an old lady who would always play music. So now- I gave you such a good object. You did. So now, if it stops playing for even a second, she's like, gonna come get you. So you better make sure there's always a record playing. It's powers if you have it, you're just gonna be successful in all that you do. However, don't let it play. Don't let it stop playing. Don't let it stop playing. She'll get you. Di: Is there specific music that this person wants you to play? Maddie and Lilly: She's pretty open. Di: Just chill, she's like, Whatever. Just like put straight kids on, it's fine. Maddie and Lilly: She just really wants music. And you can have it off enough to... I said only for a second, but you can have it off enough to change the record, obviously. Don't just play the same one over and over again. She wouldn't like that. She'd get bored. She'd get annoyed. It's like listening to radio. Nobody wants that. I have no sales pitch. Mine was a spider plant. Take it or leave it. Di: Well, this candle is notice the awful green color. That's actually moss. Maddie and Lilly: Mm-hmm. Di: It was found near the grave of the village witch and it starts on fire to warn you when some bad thing is going to happen. It won't tell you what exactly is going to happen, but you know that a bad thing is going to occur when the candle just lights by itself and it smells like the forest. Maddie and Lilly: Aww. Di: Anyway, that's my sales pitch for my item. And it does actually smell Maddie and Lilly: I have another one. The napkin. Di: like the woods, by the way. Okay. Maddie and Lilly: this napkin. It was at the birthday party of a little girl who very shortly Di: no. Maddie and Lilly: after her birthday party her she was murdered mysteriously she like disappeared people think she was murdered but you end up with this napkin Di: I hate this story. Maddie and Lilly: I know you end up with this napkin you let it rip you will also disappear. So napkin. Di: So we should just have Lilly pitch our haunted items, is what I Maddie and Lilly: the same thing over and over again. Di: Got it. Maddie and Lilly: mean, saw it. I belong to somebody that loves soda. If you let it run out, they're going to go get you. You're to be cursed with the burps for forever. Di: Sure. man. Maddie and Lilly: My plant will come alive if you let it die. And eat you? Mm-hmm. Let me see more. Di: I guess my deeply inconvenient side effect, with a candle that is going to warn you about bad things, if you don't listen to Maddie and Lilly: Mm-mm. Di: the candle, bad things will happen to you and you won't know because you didn't listen to the candle. Maddie and Lilly: It's YinWar's energy in Police and Love. I'm mad at them right now, don't mention them. You reminded me of that fuckass episode. Anyways, that was our game. I did such a great job guys. Such a great job. Di: You did a great job. Maddie and Lilly: See you next week! Di: See you next week when it's not spooky ooky season anymore. Maddie and Lilly: Yes. Di: Then it's Thanksgiving season. All right. I'm off. Maddie and Lilly: We have to go to a haunted house now. Di: Have fun. I'm gonna go pick up kids and go get some dinner and then I'm gonna come home and then I'm gonna go to work. So Maddie and Lilly: Bye bye, have fun. Bye bye guys, see you later. See you next week. Come back and hang out with Di: See you guys next week. Maddie and Lilly: us. Toodles. Di: Toodles!