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How To Make Your Dating Profile Better | Wednesday September 17, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

• 0:21
  Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan ol Malley along
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma, who apparently got the
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: black shirt memo I did. You could look at us
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: all go in our sexy black shirt.
• 0:38
  Speaker 2: I was actually wearing an orange shirt and I was like, nope,
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: that'll change real quick.
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: No, you know, sorry, there's there's I know it's starting
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: to get into Halloween season, but there's no reason to
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: dress like a pumpkin inside the treehouse.
• 0:50
  Speaker 2: Oh it's my wccw Sportatorium shirt. Like, it's pretty.
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: Cool, all right, I take it back. You should support
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: that thing.
• 0:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, wear it tomorrow.
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: Speaking of things that are orange, yesterday we were talking
• 1:06
  Speaker 1: about how pumpkin spice searches have gone through the roof
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: according to Google, and there's even things that people search
• 1:15
  Speaker 1: for very specific pumpkin spice scented and flavored things such
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: as pumpkin spice underwear. And we also learned that people
• 1:25
  Speaker 1: search for pumpkin spice toilet paper. I would like to
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: take this opportunity to thank Jarrett, one of our Ultimate
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: Treehouse subscribers, for informing me that dude Wipes is in
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: on the pumpkin spice trend because Dudewipes has and I
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: quote from Jarrett, Dudewipes has a dumpkin spice wipe.
• 1:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna go with no. I will pass on that.
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: I like the dude Wipes. I am a user of
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: the dude Wipes. I'm fine with the mint eucalyptus original scent.
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: I don't really need a pumpkin spice butthole.
• 2:12
  Speaker 2: But mint eucalyptus wasn't it wouldn't that be like a
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  Speaker 2: little burning.
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: No, it's it's sort of a fresh feeling.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So it's just the scent. It's not that that
• 2:25
  Speaker 2: doesn't have like eucalyptus oil in it.
• 2:27
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. No, I think it's just a
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  Speaker 1: scented thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, gotcha.
• 2:31
  Speaker 4: So you like your asshole being minty fresh?
• 2:36
  Speaker 2: Or or does she?
• 2:43
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 2:43
  Speaker 1: Really, at a certain point, if you're going to get
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: scented wipes, maybe ask somebody who's down there on a
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: regular basis what scent they prefer. So instead of thinking
• 2:56
  Speaker 1: about what you want, maybe think about others.
• 3:03
  Speaker 2: But what if they come back with like them?
• 3:05
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 3:06
  Speaker 2: The griddle, the baby, we're going to McDonald's, just some
• 3:17
  Speaker 2: random breakfast food. When you find out what they really like.
• 3:22
  Speaker 1: Chick fil A has an opportunity here.
• 3:28
  Speaker 2: What is it, the honey chicken butter biscuit, whatever it
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  Speaker 2: is that. Yeah, I've never had one.
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: But they're tasty. They are very very tasty. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: along with the chicken minies.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So I guess it makes sense if if you really,
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  Speaker 1: really really want to do something for others, while you
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: could donate to charity instead, you could just ask what
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: scent of wipes you would they would like you to use,
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  Speaker 1: or if they even cared, they may not have a
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  Speaker 1: prefer friends.
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  Speaker 2: They need to have a preference, do they.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you say that so strongly, it's as if that
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  Speaker 1: it's as if that should be a first date question.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, okay, so if this moved to the next level,
• 4:13
  Speaker 1: what type of ass wipes do you prefer?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Go ahead try.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I feel like you should aproach the subject
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  Speaker 4: of if they're going to eat ass first before you
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  Speaker 4: talk about what tastes the flavor they'll enjoy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, if you're on if you're on a first date,
• 4:35
  Speaker 1: then you should already know. I think I think I
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  Speaker 1: think you get that out of the way via text
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  Speaker 1: before you set that first date. It's just that's just
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: the list of questions to get to the next round.
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  Speaker 2: So two things do you eat?
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  Speaker 3: Ask?
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  Speaker 2: And how's the chicken?
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  Speaker 1: Dating really has uh eve over the years.
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  Speaker 2: It's you know, you have to you have to ask,
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  Speaker 2: make sure what you know? What what page you're both on.
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  Speaker 1: You really need to know. And really it just saves
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  Speaker 1: everybody time if you know what you're kind of into
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  Speaker 1: or not into, right, I mean people put I mean
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  Speaker 1: I'm ironically enough, I'm speaking completely out of my own
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  Speaker 1: ass here because I have not dated in over a decade.
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  Speaker 1: Uh and so I don't really know what the current
• 5:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know slate of questions or get to know
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  Speaker 1: you type stuff people are engaging in before actually going
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  Speaker 1: on a first date. Because so much of all this
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  Speaker 1: stuff is online now, I don't know if you're having
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  Speaker 1: to go through a questionnaire before you meet up with someone.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how much people put in their dating profiles. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know these things.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's uh, I don't I don't think match asks
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  Speaker 2: you those questions. I don't think that's on the match
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  Speaker 2: dot Com questionnaire.
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  Speaker 1: Like, well, they may not ask it, but that doesn't
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  Speaker 1: mean you can't include it. I mean, if you're really
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  Speaker 1: into something, maybe you want to put that as part
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  Speaker 1: of your handle or your profile name, like ass eater
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  Speaker 1: twenty two.
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  Speaker 2: Mm.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, uh, I think you'd have to go sixty nine
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  Speaker 4: if you're gonna go that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I went with the two two's the double yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean yeah, the double duce.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's gonna be. That's what I'll do. I'll be
• 6:30
  Speaker 2: I'll just go on match. I just want to see
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  Speaker 2: who it attracts. I'll just go double duce is my handle,
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  Speaker 2: and see who see who starts.
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  Speaker 1: No, I think you should go under his ass eater
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  Speaker 1: and I bet you're gonna have to have a number,
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  Speaker 1: because I guarantee you someone's already got it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to see who responds.
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  Speaker 3: I do.
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  Speaker 1: You're not the least bit curious.
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  Speaker 2: No, you can just wear a shirt that says acid
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  Speaker 2: twenty two and walk down Oaklawn and see how it goes.
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  Speaker 1: You won't make it a block. You will be popular.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be the bell of the ball at the round.
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  Speaker 1: It'll be like a buffet. But I mean, Raja, I
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: think you kind of have a girlfriend now, so you're
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  Speaker 1: off the market. But Trey, you're still you're still swinging
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  Speaker 1: out there. So if do you have anything in your
• 7:36
  Speaker 1: online dating profile that is just kind of out there? No,
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  Speaker 1: you don't put in there like your sober or that
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  Speaker 1: you know all women come after your chihuahua.
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  Speaker 3: I don't. I don't really even have a dating profile
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  Speaker 3: at the moment. I'm not.
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  Speaker 4: Online dating is just a cesspool. I've it's again things
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  Speaker 4: you know, when you're over forty, over fifty, online dating
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  Speaker 4: it's it's just it's worthless.
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  Speaker 1: Well, if you're going into it with that level of hope,
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  Speaker 1: I can't imagine you attracting anyone fun.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not going into it with that level of hope.
• 8:25
  Speaker 4: I have been through it, and I mean it's not like,
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  Speaker 4: you know, it's like running a marathon and then going
• 8:32
  Speaker 4: I don't like running marathons, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you know, maybe maybe though you're just you
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: haven't hit your era just yet. Maybe you'll hit your
• 8:49
  Speaker 1: sweet spot over the age of sixty. Like over the
• 8:51
  Speaker 1: age of sixty you are going I mean, you're already
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  Speaker 1: a catch, but once you get over sixty, you'll really
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: be a catch because you'll be able to drive at night. Uh,
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: you know how to operate computers. You're single, never never married, no.
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  Speaker 3: Kids, still have bowel control.
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  Speaker 2: I mean.
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  Speaker 1: These are important things the older we get. These are
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  Speaker 1: the things you can put in your new dating profile.
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  Speaker 1: I can control ass and I can eat ass. I mean, who.
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  Speaker 2: Wouldn't want you? It brings new me into control all delete.
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  Speaker 1: And if we're and if we're being honest, if you
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  Speaker 1: are into that, I think it's important that you find
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  Speaker 1: someone that also can control their bowels.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I think because I know that out on the
• 9:43
  Speaker 3: first couple of dates.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I don't know on day three when you
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: have to change their diaper. That's a different story. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you know now if you have to change their diaper,
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  Speaker 2: you're in it for the money.
• 9:57
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• 13:00
  Speaker 1: Blok bathrooms in China make you watch ads to get
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: toilet paper?
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  Speaker 2: Interesting?
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: This is terrifying.
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  Speaker 2: I figured because it was Asia that would go with
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  Speaker 2: the water system. M hm.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know how public bathrooms work in other countries.
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  Speaker 1: I do not have enough experience. Most of the countries
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: I've been to all operate on the Western American style
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: bathroom setup situation, but in China things are very, very different.
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: If you walk into a public bathroom in China, in
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: order to get toilet paper, you may have to watch
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  Speaker 1: an ad. It's a video that's actually gone viral and
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: it shows how it works. You scan a QR code
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: that plays an AD on your phone. Then the machine
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: spits out a modest amount of toilet paper, something like
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: six squares, and if you need more, you have to
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: watch another ad. And for those of us that like
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: to use lots of toilet paper because you don't want
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: any accidents, then you may be there a while.
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: Can I just watch a sitcom?
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: I'm with you. I mean, look, if it's me, I'm
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: in China, my stomach's not used to their cuisine. Just
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: pop in a documentary. I'm going to be in here
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: for a bit.
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: You're feeling better. Yeah, and World War Two was amazing.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: I watched it in color and black and white. They
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: do give you the option that if you don't want
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: to watch an ad, you can pay a few cents
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: for toilet paper instead.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes more sense.
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: I mean, God, if you're in Mexico and they did that,
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: you could watch a Band of.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: Brothers, including the including the interviews with the real guy
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: that airs after the all the episodes.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, don't discount India, my friends.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if you really think about it, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: this really is It's look, pay as you go. Toilet
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  Speaker 1: paper is something that I would expect out of a
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: capitalist society here in America, not in China. And I
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: hope we never adopt it.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean it's it's for a niche audience. I'm
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: guessing because they do have the I just looked it up.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: They like they use the water like the bidet system.
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  Speaker 2: So it's people that are probably like expats or maybe
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: the younger generation is hip to the Western style of
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: using toilet, but usually squatting as well, So if it's
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: a Western toilet, there's probably tourists and expats trying to
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: use his bidets. I mean, yeah, they have the water
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: host system, just like in India as well.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: I know Japan loves them a fancy toilet, but they do.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're pretty amazing.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: I have yet to experience a true Japanese toilet. I've
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: seen them on television and film, and honestly, I feel
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: like Captain America wielding mulenir was just as exciting as me.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Trying a Japanese toilet will be.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: I mean you can heat the seat, the seat and
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: then the water can be the temperature can be adjusted
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: for the water.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's amazing, gets anything done.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: I've seen two of them in neither of one of
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: them work correctly, so I don't know.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: See, I'm surprised that raj you would be so on
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: board with the fancy technology forward Japanese toilets because you're
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: terrified of AI, so I would think you would be
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: a little cautious around advanced technology toilets.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: I think it's I mean, I think the technology technology
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  Speaker 2: is a little different than I mean, if it starts
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: talking to me, I'm leaving like nice boop, Raj, I'm like,
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: we're out.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: I'm more scary. It's called it's called boundaries.
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: I am more shocked at A. Raj understood your geeky
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: Marvel Thor reference and b didn't call you out on it.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: No, I mean, I don't think you understood it at all.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: No, I understand, I got it. I'm I'm a Marvel
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: fan as well. So but no, now I'm getting used
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: to you guys doing this. At first, it was like
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: you guys are super nerds, and it used to just
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: be me the nerd that was the nerdy one in
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: the room. So when you make these references now I'm like, oh,
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: go nerds.
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: I love you guys, because if you put me on
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: the spot, what was the name of Thor's hammer, I
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: couldn't have told you.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: It's important to not just look at the films but watch.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Them over and over, apparently like I have kind of done.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: I think me and a Japanese toilet would be quite
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: dangerous because with the heated sea and the temperature controlled water,
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm on a toilet for way too long
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: as it is, like like I've seen news articles where
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: it's like and we've talked about it here on the
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: show before, where they're like, you should not be on
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: the toilet for more than a few minutes, and if
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: any additional time you spend there, you're likely to develop hemorrhoids,
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: or it's just not healthy for you, or I don't know,
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: go outside and socialize instead. So if you then introduce
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: into my toilet time a high end Japanese toilet, I
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: really may not have much of a reason to come out.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: Going to be your version of the start per image
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: of recliner I live here now, especially if it has
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: a massage function.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Oh god, oh yeah, then it doesn't matter what scent
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: I get of wipes.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, throwing a VR helmet, Yeah you are, You're never leaving.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: That's a good.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: I could rule the world up from that from my throne.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: I just no.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: Remember that video we played a long time ago about
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: you know, they had like the spinning casket with a
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: guy in the car.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's your.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: You're you're gonna be the guy on the toilet with
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: your little helmet on and spinning around your funeral.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: That's probably how I died, and you probably couldn't get
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: me off the toilet, so you just just picked the
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: whole thing up and just stuck it. Yeah, that actually
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: might track.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: I'm not coming to that roll. He looks so peaceful, You're.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Like, he really he died doing or what he loves,
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: which is alone taking a dump. I will say, I
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: find it. I find it interesting that growing up as kids,
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: we had no problem drinking water, you know, out of
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: the hose. Uh. And you're saying, rag that that's the
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: same type of system they use for butt cleaning in
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: other countries.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Well, it's I mean, it's attached to the wall. It's
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: it's not you know, it's not made for you know,
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: everybody there knows not to drink it.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's so it so everyone. So that's not
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: drinkable water. That's just like it's not mouthwater. It's just
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: ass water.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: I think it can be whatever you want to be.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: I think I think I think people need to know.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we we just use it for your butt.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: And it's just it's just a little it's the hose
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: isn't too long to like if you were to try
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: to drink it. You were trying to drink it, like
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: that's the thing. It wasn't like since it's here, but.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: I would think you want a lot of slack on
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: it because or are you supposed to like back up
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: to it.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: No, you just kind of you kind of you just
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: kind of take it off the thing and in between
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: your legs and give it a give it some spray
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: and it comes out pretty fast and it cleans and
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: then you kind of wait a minute or two it
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: does it dry?
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Having a does it have an adjustable nozzle? So if
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: you want more or less? I mean this, I mean
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: if if if you can choose it for your plants outside,
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: I would think you'd want the same function, you know,
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: for your backside.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Uh no, uh it uh it's it's in a public restroom.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: It's one function, but like at home, you can have
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: different settings and different speeds and yeah, it's.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Not a super soaker, it kind of is.
• 22:03
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• 22:15
  Speaker 5: Visit us online at Treehouse on air dot com. You're
• 22:30
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• 22:34
  Speaker 5: dot com.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: All week, we've been covering the twenty things that we
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: grew up with that would destroy kids today. We've done
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: really really well. We've made it all the way through
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: ten eleven things. We've made it to eleven things. Pretty
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: good for us because we're a slow moving top type
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: of show when it comes to these types of deals.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: But we've been doing all week. We started on the
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Treehouse plus episode we covered the first handful of things
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: that would destroy kids today that we all grew up with,
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: and then we did a few more yesterday, and we're
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: gonna do just a few more today, all right, So
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: here we go the continuation of twenty things that would
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: destroy kids today that we all grew up with. Number twelve,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: calling your friend's house because you'd probably have to talk
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: to their parents first, Like, yeah, actually I did. It
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: was very intentional, like if you wanted to hang out
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: with someone, you had two options. You called or you
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: just went over there. Yeah, and if they live far away,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: then you had to call.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: And for the most part you you had to be
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: polite on the phone and say, you know, hi, missus,
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: O'Malley this is Trey Man.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: I speak to Dan please you know who.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Is Yeah, And my mom really loved loved that because
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: she'd get the good the polite child that would do
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: that and call and then she'd be like no and
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: hang up.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. See that was the benefit I had. Like I said,
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: we had our own line upstairs, so I didn't have
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: to worry about anybody else answering the phone.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: It was.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: It was just it was me, so I'd have them
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: call me.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: I'm like, if you want to call, did you have
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: a business card as well? Here's my number?
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: You go, I'm indeed, of course I didn't.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, number thirteen, No caller ID. You just had
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: to be ready to talk to whoever was calling you had.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: It was all a mystery, no idea it was calling.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: But if it's if the phone is ringing, there's a
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: reason for it. So you answered it and you would
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: run to it because you didn't want to miss the call.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I mean in those days, I mean, hell
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: if it I mean it was probably a wrong number.
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: But I mean he didn't have the spam robocalls and
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: all that other stuff. No, And now the other the
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: other thing about phone calling that is also something that
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: would be completely lost is the fact you had to
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: remember phone numbers.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Yes, I talk about that on stage. I was like
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: if if people my age go to jail to night,
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: we're getting out in an hour. You guys are stuck
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: because you're keep trying to dial four and see what happens.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: You might as well just beat your face against that
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: machine because you're not going to know anything useful.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Oh. I've asked kids, I'm like, do you know any
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: phone numbers? Like no, I'm like any at all, Like
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: not even like nine to one one?
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Do you know your own area code?
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: Jesus yeah, and you'll be stunned these kids. I'm like,
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: I can. I can remember only numbers off the top
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: of my head if I if I'm in a pinch
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: and I need to call somebody.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: I think this might be one of the oldest man
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: things that I do and will die with. I still
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: have my original cell phone number, and I will die
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: with that phone number.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: Oh I do too. That's I have had mine for
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: twenty nine years.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: I guess I've had mine for twenty five.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I had to switch mine about fifteen years ago.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, that makes me nauseous just to think about it.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I switched services and then like you can't
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: that's before you could bring your number over. So maybe
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: it was twenty years ago before you could bring your
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: own number over. But I still remember what mine was,
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: and I do know that people have called it and
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: have told me that the lady who has my phone
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: will if they text, she'll respond back with not the comedian.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: It's nice of her, I guess, but yeah, I mean
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: answering the phone back in the d like everything has
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: come full circle now. Because we were young, there was
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: no caller ID and you answered the phone. Now when
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: someone calls and it says no caller ID, we throw
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: that phone across the room.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: We want none of it. No, No, it's like scam
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: likely spam. I'll tell you what the the intentions of
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: that caller is, right, which which tells you if nothing
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: comes up.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Then you know that's some dark web stuff. I want
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: none of it.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you or would screen call? I mean
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: you could screen calls when the answering machine sort of yeah,
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: came on board. I was pretty popular. Yeah mine somewhere.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: There you go. And then getting the actual little caller
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: ID extension unit with phone yeah all right, number fourteen,
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: blowing into your video games to make them work. Yes, which,
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: by the way, if you really want to feel old,
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: not that you have a choice here. Just the other day,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Super Mario Brothers turned forty.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: And on Pond Stars, I believe a guys sold the
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: original I was trying to sell the original suit for
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Mario Brothers, like sealed and in the actual box, and
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: he wouldn't take less than one point five million dollars.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: I someone's gonna buy it, I hold out.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. They said there was a similar one that was sold,
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: the gold one that was like a limited dish one
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: that came out, Oh yeah, sold for like four million
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: dollars something crazy like that.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: There was I forget the name of the show on Netflix.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: It was like It's Golden Auctions. But they one episode
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: was about this guy. They went to his house and
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: he had, I mean the most amazing video game collection.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: I mean he had all the originals from Nintendo, like Atari, Sega, everything,
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: and I forgot what the number they threw out that
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: it was worth, but I mean it was millions.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: But I mean do they even do they even have
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: game character anymore? Or is everything online?
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: I think it's all online now, yeah, I think it's
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: all online.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: I never had to I never had to use that
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: because we didn't. We weren't allowed to have the video
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: game stuff.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm sorry.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: I had the original Nintendo for a couple of weeks.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: It was a Buddy of Mines and it was one
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: hour every Saturday. I could. I could excite Bike was
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: the only thing I played.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Gotcha.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: So yeah, I never had I saw people do it
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, does that really work? And it did.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: I still remember. I still remember kindergarten and they had
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: a Nintendo in the school that they had brought in
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: and we were all taking turn to playing Super Mario
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Brothers and Duck Hunt because it was, you know, the
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: combo thing.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: So I still remember that.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And then.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: I was fortunate because my dad was kind of computer
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: geeky nerdy because not only did we have the Apple
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: to E when it came out, my dad also had
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: the Atari twenty six hundred and we uh, so I
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: grew up with that. So I we grew up playing
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: computer games and things. So there was a I was.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: I was fortunate to be able to have not every system,
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: but I had a Nintendo. Then I had a Sega.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: I had a game Boy. Oh game Boy.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we had the in television when I was really
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: really young. That was like the first one. And that
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: was because you know, we were kids, like young young kids,
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: so it's like that'll entertain them while you know, the
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: adults do whatever the stuff around the house they needed
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: to do. When we got to you know, reading, writing
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: and math and all that, then I was like, no
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: more games, now you study. That's when the Indian side
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: came out. I was like, you get one hour a week,
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: and I was like, this is just I like, excite bike,
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: but this is I'm done now.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: So yeah, last one for today of the twenty things
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: that would destroy kids today that we all lived through.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Number fifteen getting a summer job.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't. We mowed lawns. That's what.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: That's a job that absolutely counts that. That was your job.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: And that was good because you learned about business and
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: entrepreneurialship and all that kind of stuff and you know,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: sweating outside and stuff.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I also learned that adults will rip the
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: rip kids off really fucking quick. They do. Man, They're
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: like we were charging I think it was twenty this
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: is I mean, I was fourteen thirteen. It was me
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: and my buddy AJ next door, and he had the
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: lawnmowers and the weed Eater and we would do the
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: front in the back. We're like, hey, can we do
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: fifteen dollars for the front fifteen dollars for the back?
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: And they're like, how about we just give you twenty
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: flat And it's like one hundreds it's one hundred thousand
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: degrees outside in Mesquites and I'm like, ah, man, but
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: it's twenty bucks. And we would get four or five
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: lines in a day.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: There you go, Yeah, that's not bad. So that was
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: your So that was your first job.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: That was my first job, and then my first actual
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: job was the Mesquite Rodeo. But yeah, I worked at
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: the road. Yet I love both of you.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Apparently DEI is not new. The difference was you didn't
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: want to be there either.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Don Gay was ahead of his time.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Oh sorry, all right, good stuff for all things Treehouse,
• 32:43
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• 32:45
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• 32:48
  Speaker 1: For me, it's at the Daniel Valley. For Trey, it's
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: at Trede Trenholm. Is it at Trey Trinholm or at
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Trey Trinholm one. For some reason, I've forgotten.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: It's Tree Trinholm one.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: I don't know why it has changed, So.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Switch your little graphicky thing back all right, and Farage,
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: it's at Comedian Rag. We will see you tomorrow, right
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: back here inside the treehouse.