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Whackhead's alter ego Jennifer says she loves it when a man speaks 'foreign' · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: On the end. Please Okay, it's coming up next. Hang on, stop,
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  Speaker 1: stop what you're doing.
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  Speaker 2: Here's another world famous crank.
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  Speaker 1: From Darren Wackhead, something exclusive to KFM mornings. Okay, doaks, sir,
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  Speaker 1: it's time for one of my old eagles to clock in.
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  Speaker 1: Jennifer Hello, bombshell. Ay, how has the year been treating Jennifer?
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  Speaker 1: Sheham still has not found the love of her life.
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  Speaker 1: It's you know, she's hot property, she's desirable, but she
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  Speaker 1: has she has unique kinks, that's the thing.
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  Speaker 2: And I love how she's not willing to give up
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  Speaker 2: to compromise or to settle.
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  Speaker 1: She knows what she wants and she's going to ask
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  Speaker 1: you for yes. So so basically our phone these chat lines, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it's those sorts of check lines in the US, but
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  Speaker 1: you talk to regular people. It's not a paid for
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  Speaker 1: person on the other end that talks dirty to you.
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  Speaker 1: It's literally like you me everyone. You just jump in
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  Speaker 1: and you pick what you want and then you chat.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 1: So I always go in in disguise as Jennifer, and
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  Speaker 1: I talked to guys and and yeah, I'll get them.
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  Speaker 1: I see how far I can get them to do
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  Speaker 1: just non things that this chat line is originally designed
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  Speaker 1: for just random weird things, because, as I say, you know,
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  Speaker 1: old Jen's got these few little kinks and stuff, and
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  Speaker 1: you know she's been often quoted as saying, who are
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  Speaker 1: you to yuck my yam? All right, so it's all
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  Speaker 1: above board. Okay, it's all above board. I'll cut out
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  Speaker 1: all the other bits and pieces, but this is how
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  Speaker 1: it goes. So is what is it?
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  Speaker 3: King?
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  Speaker 1: Today?
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the free chat line for men and women
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  Speaker 2: of all lifestyles. Soon you'll record a public message you
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  Speaker 2: want all the other callers to hear. Stand by to
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  Speaker 2: record your message at the tone, start speaking. When done,
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  Speaker 2: hit the pound key so I can play it back
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  Speaker 2: to you for your approval.
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  Speaker 1: Hi. My name's Jennifer.
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  Speaker 3: I'm super hot and I just want to speak to
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  Speaker 3: some gorgeous men.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, my name's Jennifer. I am super hot and I
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  Speaker 1: just want to speak to some gorgeous men.
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  Speaker 2: To confirm and continue, press three to get your message
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  Speaker 2: is now being heard by the other callers. When you
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  Speaker 2: hang up, it's erased. Excuse me, you have eleven messages
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  Speaker 2: from other callers. Excuse me, Here's a message from someone
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  Speaker 2: who wants to talk to you live one on one.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Jennifer, maybe I haven't a one A network right
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  Speaker 4: now and I'm all alone in the back of my truck.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe we can talk back to the truck, Honny, you.
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  Speaker 4: Tell me what it is you want to talk about,
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  Speaker 4: because I can talk about anything.
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  Speaker 2: You want to repeat. Press one. Your request for a
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  Speaker 2: private LIE one on one connection has been sent. Go ahead,
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  Speaker 2: You're connected. When done, dial operator, say hello.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, it's Jennifer.
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  Speaker 4: Hi, Jennifer, how are you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm finding you. What's your name?
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  Speaker 4: My name is Kevin.
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  Speaker 1: Where are you from? Kevin?
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  Speaker 4: I'm from I'm going off to Boston.
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  Speaker 1: Hell are you three?
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  Speaker 4: Are you from?
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  Speaker 1: I'm from Concord, New Hampshire. So what do you do?
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  Speaker 2: They do a lot of things.
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  Speaker 1: What do you do well?
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  Speaker 3: I've just come back from a one year break that
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  Speaker 3: I had in Europe.
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  Speaker 1: I went to I loved it. Have you been to Europe?
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  Speaker 4: I've never been to Europe?
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  Speaker 1: Now, what is it that you do well?
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  Speaker 4: Right now, I'm a driving a trucks, just feeling kind
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  Speaker 4: of only for the day. I guess I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you honk that horn of that truck? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: in your truck? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds like one pathetic truck man. Oh you know
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  Speaker 1: what I like.
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  Speaker 3: What gets me hot is when people speak in accents.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, oh really like a French accent? Can
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  Speaker 3: you talk with a French accent?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Oh you look so beautiful. You look so beautiful like that.
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  Speaker 1: I want to go buy you what a book? Get
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  Speaker 1: the get what?
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  Speaker 4: I want to take you to the Eiffel Tower?
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  Speaker 2: You love it?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? Can you do an Italian accent?
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  Speaker 4: Interesting? Oh you're so beautiful. I love the way your
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  Speaker 4: hips move when you walk. How do you like that?
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  Speaker 2: Like that? You like that?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you look so beautiful. You look so beautiful like that?
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  Speaker 1: Can you do like a German?
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  Speaker 4: That's this? What are you doing to yourself? I love
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  Speaker 4: your blond hair, looks beautiful. Oh, it's so beautiful in Berlin, Kaine.
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  Speaker 4: This is good Jennifer's Jennifer. I love the way you
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  Speaker 4: look fair. I love your blonde. Yeah, but you liked
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  Speaker 4: let me hear you.
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  Speaker 1: Let just do an Australian accent.
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  Speaker 4: Good day, Jennifer. What do you want to do today?
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  Speaker 2: You look so nice?
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  Speaker 4: I love you. I love your dress, Jennifer. Oh you
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  Speaker 4: want to put the ship on the bobby. Oh, I
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  Speaker 4: like kangaroo meat and deer.
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  Speaker 1: Can you do like a Moldovian? Oh, that is the
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  Speaker 1: sexiest of them all.
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  Speaker 4: You are so beautiful to him with a beautiful funny day.
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  Speaker 4: This is huh. We meet up online like this and
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  Speaker 4: what happens?
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  Speaker 1: Which accent was that?
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  Speaker 4: That was my Mongolian?
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  Speaker 1: Did you do you know any South African accents? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Have you?
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  Speaker 3: Have you ever been to South Africa?
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  Speaker 1: Kevin mhm