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OUTRO: Great Weekend Special · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Did did do?
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  Speaker 3: How Are We Fellas good weekends.
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  Speaker 2: It was a really good weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, now, such a nice weekend. I loved it.
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  Speaker 2: It was a beauty. I had Monday nice to me,
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  Speaker 2: much to me?
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  Speaker 1: Right, So you had a big set, d had a
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  Speaker 1: big set.
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  Speaker 3: I had one of those weekends that was so awesome
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  Speaker 3: that I was like, finally, finally a weekend where everything
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  Speaker 3: you do is great, everything is chill, everything works out,
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  Speaker 3: everything is easy, and you achieve everything you want to achieve.
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  Speaker 3: And it was just like, got to Sunday night and
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  Speaker 3: thought that stunking.
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  Speaker 2: Week little wind for Joe, it was a win. It was.
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  Speaker 2: It was a tech in the box there.
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  Speaker 1: And then rooted Poohs in the kitchen and ruined it.
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  Speaker 1: And then a duck came in and.
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  Speaker 2: All over the douve.
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  Speaker 3: But it was very nice and actually, as evidence Keezy
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  Speaker 3: by my message on the chat there, I thought of
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  Speaker 3: you over the weekend, I had the most incredible mintce
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  Speaker 3: on toast.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not mint on toast guy. But like we we
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  Speaker 1: went out.
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  Speaker 3: We went out to lunch with a mate, right, and
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  Speaker 3: it was an old it was a cafe used to
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  Speaker 3: go to, which was a cafe, and she said, oh,
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  Speaker 3: let's meet there and we went, oh, okay, that's nice.
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  Speaker 2: But it ended up.
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  Speaker 3: It's changed now and it's it makes Asian food and
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  Speaker 3: breakfast and all sorts of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I'd have been filthy about that, and I.
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  Speaker 3: Was like, oh no, I wasn't because I was starving.
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  Speaker 2: And then I saw.
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  Speaker 3: On the menu. It took me a long time to
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  Speaker 3: choose Magie, but then I went, I had sweet and
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  Speaker 3: savoring mints on toast, and I went, I'm going to
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  Speaker 3: try that just for keysy, and fuck me, it was good.
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  Speaker 3: It was so good with an egg on top.
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  Speaker 4: You can see why I ordered that when you're hungover, right,
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  Speaker 4: It's just it wasn't hungover at that point, but it's
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  Speaker 4: just so good and warming.
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  Speaker 1: I love it.
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  Speaker 2: But you couldn't eat it, or because I did a
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  Speaker 2: big boy.
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  Speaker 3: Just had a little snack for dinner though, you know
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  Speaker 3: what I'm saying, because it was so much food for
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  Speaker 3: old hoodie Jay's.
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  Speaker 2: Little tom tun. How was your steamer? My?
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  Speaker 3: Steamer was okay, and I saw, oh jj, yeah when
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  Speaker 3: when you were taken her? When was what was her
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  Speaker 3: partner's name, Dirmosaur Darmy gave me a little wave and
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  Speaker 3: I went, whatever, man, yeah, because yore they were there
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  Speaker 3: having their little luncheth And is that breaking confidences there
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  Speaker 3: by me saying that I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't think so he is.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a cafe with two people on it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he gives a shit, yeah man.
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  Speaker 3: But anyway, you had a good one, Magie, because you
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  Speaker 3: were going to the island there and I know you
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  Speaker 3: were looking forward to it.
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  Speaker 2: I was looking forward to it. I drank a fair
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  Speaker 2: amount of piss, but I was also pretty good with it.
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  Speaker 2: Like the wife was pretty early on trying to get
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  Speaker 2: me to move on to margaritas. Sure, so the lunch
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  Speaker 2: startup twelve thirty. I had a margarita and a can
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  Speaker 2: first before I went. Then we turned up and the
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  Speaker 2: hair bubbles on arrival. It was out at this joint there,
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  Speaker 2: and then moved on to Rose Chardonnay, No wonder you
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  Speaker 2: felt terrible. I'm not finished. Then they came around with
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  Speaker 2: the sprusso martinis. I said no to that. Nice, I
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  Speaker 2: said no to that, and then my wife was trying
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  Speaker 2: to get me to move on to Margaaritas. I said, no,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not doing that, and then we went to finish
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  Speaker 2: there and went to a bar and then it was
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  Speaker 2: beers and gin and then went back to the house.
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  Speaker 2: After that at about eight o'clock was before the robi
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  Speaker 2: finished a street whatever time that was, and and then
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  Speaker 2: that was gin. So they had like a max But
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  Speaker 2: fortunately they ran out of ice at about eleven o'clock
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  Speaker 2: at night, and at that point I was just I
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  Speaker 2: was done. And then they were feeding me beers. I
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  Speaker 2: was like, now they're ship, you're just drinking. So yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I stop drinking at about eleven, which was really good.
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  Speaker 2: But then I was like, I better find out when
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  Speaker 2: I can get a taxi back, like what the last
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  Speaker 2: the latest time a taxi runs on this island because
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  Speaker 2: I never really use them before, and reading the taxis
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  Speaker 2: and they're all close. There was one thirty in the
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  Speaker 2: morning and they were all it was all over and
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  Speaker 2: there was nowhere to stay at this house. We could
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  Speaker 2: have slept on the couch, but the lounge had none. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: and they've got two kids under driven under and so
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  Speaker 2: they would have been up at about sex, and I
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  Speaker 2: was just like, I can't not, I cannot drunken mish home.
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  Speaker 2: I cannot fucking state it was too fat. There's no wark.
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  Speaker 2: But I called a mate. I texted mate, and I
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  Speaker 2: just said, look, on the off chance that you're up
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  Speaker 2: in the morning and not steamed, which is exactly what
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  Speaker 2: I said, we are stranded. And he'd gotten up to
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  Speaker 2: watch the Formula one. Oh cool, that's two o'clock. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so he came and picked us up and dropped us
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  Speaker 2: off and he was the most wonderful, active kindness of
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  Speaker 2: your experience. Yes, we really needed that. Yeah, sleeping on
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  Speaker 2: the couch with my dressed up as well, going to
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  Speaker 2: sleep on the fucking couch and pretty much his suit
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  Speaker 2: and your missus is all dressed up. It would have
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  Speaker 2: been a horror show. Yeah. And then just a bit
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  Speaker 2: slow yesterday and a bit slow today. Sure, sure, you know, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but Jesus was good. Some of the people there, there's lunch,
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  Speaker 2: and I don't know what they did. They arrived in
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  Speaker 2: a helicopter and they left in a helicopter at our lunch.
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  Speaker 1: Well, and it was it like an event.
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  Speaker 2: It was it was a birthday lunch and then yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what they did flash helicopter.
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  Speaker 1: It was the whole Archy Big Show week days from
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  Speaker 1: four on Radio Hierarchy The Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 2: One of the fellows that was on the helicopter, I
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  Speaker 2: went out for a turn about the garden. They've got
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  Speaker 2: a nice garden there, and I was having a dart
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  Speaker 2: and him and his mate they thought they'd be pretty
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  Speaker 2: keener on a dart. There's only about two thirty, so
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  Speaker 2: I haven't been there long. And your fella there he taken.
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  Speaker 2: We're talking about the wonders of darts and vapes as
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  Speaker 2: you do. Fellow, who's they look like they've all got?
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  Speaker 2: They must have some money. This fellow looked like he did.
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  Speaker 2: He took a path on his dart. I think a
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  Speaker 2: head rushit him because he was not a regular smoker.
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  Speaker 2: He took a step back, caught a paver paved stone,
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  Speaker 2: ste good solid three steps backwards and just fell smashed
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  Speaker 2: on his art and fell into a hedge, a small hedge.
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  Speaker 2: The guy cracking up laughing at that, but then he
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  Speaker 2: sort of quickly you know how you want to recover
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  Speaker 2: from something quickly? Yeah, yes, I know, And I'll notice
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  Speaker 2: It's like it's too late. But he sort of rolled
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  Speaker 2: over onto his side and got up, and in his
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  Speaker 2: haste to get up quickly, he overbalanced forwards. Now he's
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  Speaker 2: going the opposite five meters and just over he goes
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  Speaker 2: again and onto his fucking head. Oh my god, I
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  Speaker 2: shoulder into the grass. He was completely fine other than
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  Speaker 2: the utter humilion.
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  Speaker 1: His pride was.
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  Speaker 3: But he must have been massively steamed. Well he because
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  Speaker 3: you don't do that kind of propelled forward unless.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, there was no But he wasn't like he
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  Speaker 2: was fine to talk to. Sure he was fine to
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  Speaker 2: talk to. He had been drinking, but the head rush
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  Speaker 2: certainly got him. The paving stone really fucking stitched him up. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: but it's the getting up and then forward. He was like,
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  Speaker 2: I am are so stoked that my missus isn't here.
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  Speaker 1: Because that's divorced ship right there.
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  Speaker 2: That's like he had so martini and he's filled there
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  Speaker 2: all over himself. Gold. But the first one was funny,
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  Speaker 2: the second one was it's embarrassing, Yes, said it was
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  Speaker 2: generally I'll be cracking out with this.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, can we tumble it?
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  Speaker 2: And you fell.
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  Speaker 1: Lovely.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone's had a nice weekend.
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  Speaker 4: Seriously, like Friday night to me and the wife just
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  Speaker 4: watched the movie and had food, which we'll talk about what. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: And then Saturday I decided I'm going to clear out
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  Speaker 4: the entire garage, which is full of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: It's like the Mizzanine top shelf.
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  Speaker 4: But pulled it all out, pulled everything off the shelves,
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  Speaker 4: put everything back in a beautiful manner. Mountain bikes up
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  Speaker 4: on the walls, mounted up there to save space. Was
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  Speaker 4: the last time you got on those two and a
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  Speaker 4: half years ago.
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  Speaker 1: My parents gave into us. They rusted out. Now the
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  Speaker 1: fucked put all I've got all these engine oils and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: I put them all on the sh albs with a
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  Speaker 4: little bit to tape saying this is the oil for
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  Speaker 4: your truckie and then like this is your automatic transplant.
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  Speaker 1: So no, that's all the truck stuff. All my Honda
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  Speaker 1: stuff's down there. And then I've seriously gone in to.
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  Speaker 2: Look at it.
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  Speaker 1: I did it this morning.
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  Speaker 4: I just had to look at the ship. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 4: did it a few times yesterday. I even my mates
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  Speaker 4: came over on Saturday night. I told them to go
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  Speaker 4: over a look. Yeah, they were pretty under but I fuck,
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  Speaker 4: I felt amazing. Yeah, filled a million bucks. I'm still
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  Speaker 4: on that high, Jason.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, good, all right, good, well now I'm out of it.
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  Speaker 2: You finished.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks a lot. What did you do man? I you
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  Speaker 1: had a nice weekend day and then the ductor pose
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  Speaker 1: in your mouth went fishing.
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  Speaker 3: You saiday, morning, which was beautiful. It was one of
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  Speaker 3: those classic things where the tide was just right. And
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  Speaker 3: I said to my wife, I want to go fishing.
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  Speaker 2: What did she say?
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  Speaker 3: She said, oh, yeah, ILL come with you.
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  Speaker 2: And then I was like, can I really be asked?
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: You know that those stories are coming?
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  Speaker 3: And I went, yes, I can be really easy when
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  Speaker 3: I go off a little Jemmy sort of peer out
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  Speaker 3: by just before Mission Bay by Kelly Talton's there.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it goes right out to the ocean. That
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  Speaker 2: really long one, Yeah, really long one. You drove all
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  Speaker 2: the way in there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, wow, super windy out there, but it wasn't yesterday,
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  Speaker 3: and it was a beautiful warning and uh got there.
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  Speaker 3: It takes me two minutes to set my line up.
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  Speaker 3: Check that out there. My wife went and got some
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  Speaker 3: coffees and some that.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds nice, some baking.
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  Speaker 2: What kind of baked goods did you have?
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  Speaker 3: We had a sort of savory, a savory kind of croissant.
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  Speaker 3: And she also got Oh she was filthy actually because
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  Speaker 3: she bought two sweet things and they only gave her
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  Speaker 3: one of them.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, she was filthy.
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  Speaker 1: Did you get that from the yacht club or something.
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  Speaker 3: No, she went in the car down to mission, down
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  Speaker 3: to what's it called.
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  Speaker 2: Call you motim?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you couldn't say it because it was a
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  Speaker 1: Maori word.
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  Speaker 2: Day.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, Cory don't know having reached that part
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  Speaker 4: of my studies, although this morning I passed my first assessment.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, thank you, thank you. So stoke about that?
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  Speaker 2: Well, Madame is Moon? Yeah, car he half moon bay
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  Speaker 2: cor Hey, look, fellas, let's find out in real time.
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  Speaker 2: Mister Google.
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  Speaker 1: Mike's literally googling it as we speak.
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  Speaker 2: No, I was talking to mister Google fingers.
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  Speaker 1: I'm mister Yeah, I've got a doctorate.
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  Speaker 2: Nonsense chedderbox prattler, Cheddy Moon Cheddy Moon TV.
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  Speaker 3: And I'll tell you what, speaking of great weekends when
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if he fellas, Notice that's when I
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  Speaker 3: came in today, Old Pug Sounder. Was he was in
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  Speaker 3: good spurs, wasn't he was? He had a big gig
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  Speaker 3: on was it the second night, and he said it
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  Speaker 3: went very well. The gig went very well, and it
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  Speaker 3: went even better afterwards.
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  Speaker 1: He said, And once things were done, that's when things
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  Speaker 1: really good.
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  Speaker 3: Did he say that to you as when he said
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  Speaker 3: things heated up?
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  Speaker 1: Old threesome pugs?
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  Speaker 2: Do you find out what it means? Besting? Not really? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: great stuff. I don't think that's right. I don't think
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: it's right.
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  Speaker 3: We've let everyone know how our work.
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  Speaker 2: Mate skeleton wasted. This is core. He I'm going for
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  Speaker 2: diarrhea diarrhea moon. It's got a ring to it, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it does. Okay, we'll go that diarrhea moon. Sweet very
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  Speaker 2: sort after area of the country that was actually last weekend,
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  Speaker 2: and it's it's a ship I wasn't. I mean, I
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: don't like any of the cafes, it's really Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 2: that classic sort of thing of it's like a surface
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  Speaker 2: paradise is sort of.
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  Speaker 1: Mission Bay all that.
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  Speaker 3: My first love. You used to live out in Kohe
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  Speaker 3: and yeah, so I'm quite familiar with it.
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  Speaker 2: For the name of it.
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  Speaker 4: So it used to be called wi which means duckwater
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  Speaker 4: was which is well a breeding ground of all the
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  Speaker 4: the wild grade ducks. But then it was changed to
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  Speaker 4: Point and then it was changed to Koorhimtima and now
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  Speaker 4: the owner's Nati Phar Tour or Oka have changed it
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  Speaker 4: to Tucker Patapho. So it's had like four names in
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  Speaker 4: the past one hundred years. Good crazy a fellers you
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  Speaker 4: like that feelers Point? Isn't that hungry?
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: Isn't that interesting?
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  Speaker 2: You've been the best in Point Maney you mean Madama
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  Speaker 2: w at the top?
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  Speaker 1: There was so beautiful up there.
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  Speaker 3: It's pretty cool, right, Yeah, gon't have a little tiki
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  Speaker 3: tour one day?
• 13:30
  Speaker 4: Have you been out to music Point? Yes, recommend that
• 13:35
  Speaker 4: for like a nice sunday walk, right, really nice. I'm
• 13:39
  Speaker 4: not into fucking walking, but walks in a pier and
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  Speaker 4: got your rod out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the peers only about it's like one hundred meters
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  Speaker 3: and that's long as that's.
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  Speaker 2: Longer than one hundred meters. You got to be two
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  Speaker 2: hundre thousand there.
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  Speaker 3: But I wasn't right at the end because there were
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  Speaker 3: other fellows at the end who already got there before me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so it was just sort of three quarters right, So
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  Speaker 3: one seventy.
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  Speaker 4: Five, seventy five ye, Hey, listen to the Hudarky Big Show.
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  Speaker 4: Four to seven, every single weekday on radio Hadarky. Alright,
• 14:09
  Speaker 4: that's where you catch us with music.
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  Speaker 2: Okay,