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Hour 3 - Red, White, and Broke · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Here we go, Geronimo, Here we go Geronimo, and believe
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Speaker 1: it or not, the rare and appropriate, rare and appropriate
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Speaker 1: bonus Mallard monologue about the World Cup. Now, this Christian
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Speaker 1: polistic the star for Team USA turned out to be
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Speaker 1: a gigantic marketing flop. Where do you stand on this?
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Speaker 1: It's expected he will lose millions of dollars in endorsements
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Speaker 1: as Captain America did not live up to the hype. Also,
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Speaker 1: where are these hydration breaks in soccer headed as they
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Speaker 1: have debuted in recent years in the World Cup? And
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Speaker 1: is this mandatory FIFA ego stroking where they have mandatory
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Speaker 1: dignitary shots on the TV broadcast during the World Cup?
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Speaker 1: A big deal, a little deal or no deal. We'll
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Speaker 1: take a look at that and more. Right now, here
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Speaker 1: So a little while ago, I had made a bold
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Speaker 1: decree that we were done with full World Cup monologus.
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Speaker 1: as he's out and about there driving around Minnesota. So
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Speaker 1: our lead this hour is from the World Cup. Now
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Speaker 1: I have a mantra, you know my mantra here that
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Speaker 1: I always start with a blank canvas. And much like
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Speaker 1: my hero Bob Ross, I used to watch when I
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Speaker 1: would ditch school, and I ditched a lot of school,
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Speaker 1: and Bob Ross was always on TV. So I'd watch
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Speaker 1: the game shows they used to be on the morning,
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Speaker 1: and then when the game shows ended, they put these
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Speaker 1: things called soap operas on and I didn't watch those.
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Speaker 1: So then I had to go over to PBS and
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Speaker 1: they had Bob Ross painting a masterpiece. And so that's
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Speaker 1: my goal to do the Bob Ross thing. And so anyway,
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Speaker 1: a player named Christian Polisic. You might not know who
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Speaker 1: that is, you've certainly seen him on TV. Polisic, there's
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Speaker 1: a World Cup fiasco which is still playing out here.
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Speaker 1: These sports business people have been buzzing the level of
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Speaker 1: debacle that this has become. So if you have not
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Speaker 1: been listening to the chatter, perhaps not. In the week
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Speaker 1: after the US men's national team did a belly whopper
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Speaker 1: in the World Cup, it turns out that Christian Polisic
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Speaker 1: has remained a constant presence on the boob tube. He
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Speaker 1: has remained a World Cup pitchman, a robust collection of
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Speaker 1: endorsement deals. Now, Polisics, his pitchman portfolio is very deep,
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Speaker 1: very very deep. It includes huge brands like Puma, degree deodorant,
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Speaker 1: Hershey's chocolate. It's got a car dealership that he a
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Speaker 1: car maker, that he does commercials for a bunch of
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Speaker 1: other things as well. And it turns out we are
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Speaker 1: told that that massive portfolio of endorsements is in stranger danger.
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Speaker 1: There is risk here he brings in. This is shocking
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Speaker 1: to me because I had never heard of this guy
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Speaker 1: before the World Cup. I'dn noyed who he was. And
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Speaker 1: this dude's clearing twenty million dollars a year in endorsements somebody,
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Speaker 1: I have no idea who he is. I came out
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Speaker 1: of nowhere and they give him all these great nicknames.
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Speaker 1: I'm like Wow, that seems cool. It seemed like they
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Speaker 1: just made him up, Like it's like some fictional story
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Speaker 1: like this create some American the great hope of American soccer,
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Speaker 1: and he's been playing overseas and it's an interesting story.
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Speaker 1: I get it. Twenty million those seems like a lot,
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Speaker 1: a lot of money. Hey, it's good jumping off point.
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Speaker 1: Let us discuss the question, how do you stand on
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Speaker 1: the Christian polistic World Cup marketing flop? And oh what
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Speaker 1: a flop it has been. I've got Churchill Downs, Asian
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Speaker 1: carp and Family Bowl, and we will combine all of
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Speaker 1: these things together and we are going to have a
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Speaker 1: picnic of uncrustables and Dino nuggets. That's what we're gonna have.
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Speaker 1: I gonna have a child's diet. Why not. Now, first
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Speaker 1: of all, we are not wasting a single ounce, a
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Speaker 1: single ounce of sympathy for Madison Avenue, because that's really
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Speaker 1: who took this in the shorts, is Madison Avenue. Here,
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Speaker 1: this Christian polisic story, the World Cup marketing boondoggle, let's
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Speaker 1: call it, what is boon Doggle is the biggest sports
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Speaker 1: marketing flop since when I was much younger, and there
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Speaker 1: were these guys named Dan and Dave. Now, if you're
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Speaker 1: of a certain age, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
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Speaker 1: Early nineties Olympics. Dan and Dave Reboch spent a amazing
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Speaker 1: amount of money buying commercials and ads. They used to
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Speaker 1: have these things called magazines and newspapers people used to
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Speaker 1: read before the Internweb, and they bought all the ad space.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, everything was about Dan and Dave. And
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Speaker 1: then they got to the Olympics and they fell into
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Speaker 1: a pit of vipers. A trapdoor open up, opened up,
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Speaker 1: and Dan and Day fell down. It was not good.
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Speaker 1: So the corporate suits, they really manufactured a mythical superhero
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Speaker 1: version of Polisic that it turns out never actually existed.
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Speaker 1: Is that a hot take? Is that an accurate take?
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Speaker 1: Is that a bad take? So what they did is
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Speaker 1: in the cartoon bubble above my head, the people that
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Speaker 1: make decisions on advertising, they went to Churchill Downs and
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Speaker 1: they thought they were betting on a thoroughbread and they
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Speaker 1: got a Clydesdale. They got a Clydesdale plastering ads featuring
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Speaker 1: slogans like Captain America. I always thought Captain America had
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Speaker 1: a shield and all that stuff. And the Lebron James
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Speaker 1: of American Sucker. Yeah, okay, turns out that you cannot
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Speaker 1: photoshop a superstar to perform like a superstar. He lacked
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Speaker 1: the marketable charisma. What they should have done is the
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Speaker 1: James Harden of American Sucker. Now that would have worked
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Speaker 1: really well, or the Kawhi Leonard of American Sucker. Because
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Speaker 1: he's always hurt, always hurt. So don't let the mouth.
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Speaker 1: I learned this is a good Don't let your mouth
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Speaker 1: write checks the body cannot cash. So the Komodo dragon
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Speaker 1: in the room, the Komodo dragon in the room is
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Speaker 1: that Polisic flat out sucked at a time you cannot suck. Right.
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Speaker 1: And while the United States men's national team crashed and
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Speaker 1: burned in a brutal four to one embarrassment where the
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Speaker 1: defense collapse, the goaltender looked like he was playing on
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Speaker 1: a Saturday morning at the local park, waiting for orange
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Speaker 1: slices and a sun kissed juice box. It was a
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Speaker 1: disaster against Belgium and all that. This guy Polistic went
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Speaker 1: goldless and vanished in the injury tent for the World Cup.
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Speaker 1: That's what he did. He was good at getting hurt
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Speaker 1: and not making an impact. And so Madison Avenue, they
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Speaker 1: had all that greed going right, they were blinded not
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Speaker 1: by the light. They were blinded by the idea that
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Speaker 1: they could create this amazing lumber jack type figure Jack
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Speaker 1: and the beanstock type figure and how did that work
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Speaker 1: out well? And losing millions of dollars on this deal
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Speaker 1: and a tone deaf hype machine that kept running long
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Speaker 1: after that the horse that they bet on lost the race,
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Speaker 1: and they've still been running these commercials because they bought them,
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Speaker 1: so they got to run them. That's it all right now. Secondly,
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Speaker 1: to the bus to the buzz, to the bus, to
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Speaker 1: the bus to the buzz. And I love this story
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Speaker 1: because it really pisses off the soccer hardos and I'm
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Speaker 1: getting some schodenfreude out of it. So the hydration breaks
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Speaker 1: in soccer, which became a thing at this World Cup,
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Speaker 1: a major talking point. And it's not new, right, they
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Speaker 1: added this a few years ago. We knew this was
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Speaker 1: going to happen, and it's happened in the past. It's
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Speaker 1: just like, why would you do it when you're in
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Speaker 1: a dome? Why would you do it when it's perfect?
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Speaker 1: Southern California weather for example. Well you do it because
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Speaker 1: of commercials. You do it because of commercial So FIFA's
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Speaker 1: mandatory hydration breaks during this ongoing it's not over yet.
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Speaker 1: FIFA World Cup have opened the door to some new
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Speaker 1: advertising opportunities all right, and mainly to change to change
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Speaker 1: chi chain in game commercials. As you have seen, it's
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Speaker 1: a three minute break roughly give or take three minutes
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Speaker 1: halfway through the first half and then halfway through the
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Speaker 1: second half. And that's it. Now for my entire life,
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Speaker 1: this did not happen. This was not a thing. That's
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Speaker 1: what you Americans do. We're better than you. Screw you,
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Speaker 1: we know better. We don't do that. Well, now they've
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Speaker 1: done it, they've crossed the rubicon. So the question, as
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Speaker 1: the debate rages on, will this continue to be a
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Speaker 1: thing of a jig in soccer? So where are these
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Speaker 1: hydration breaks in soccer headed? I'll tell you where they're headed.
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Speaker 1: They're headed straight to a vault of gold. Bouyon is
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Speaker 1: where they're headed. You can scream all you want about
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Speaker 1: the tradition, and I've gotten several emails. I really do
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Speaker 1: enjoy the feedback I've gotten from the soccer crowd. As
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Speaker 1: I've pointed out the soccer people complain to me that
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Speaker 1: I don't talk about football right, and then when I
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Speaker 1: do talk about football they complain that you're talking about
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Speaker 1: futbol wrong. I want you to know one of my
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Speaker 1: great radio buddies is a play by play announcer in
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Speaker 1: the MLS and we worked with this guy for several years,
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Speaker 1: the great Dave Denholm. And go back many years with
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Speaker 1: Dave and he's been the voice of that team for
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Speaker 1: many years. So I have a soccer insider there in
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Speaker 1: your face. Anyway, back to the point, So complain all
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Speaker 1: you want about tradition, this, that and the other thing.
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Speaker 1: The people that have won this story, the people that
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Speaker 1: are the winners here are the accountants, the bean counters
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Speaker 1: right revenue beach tradition every single time, and twice on Sunday.
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Speaker 1: And it doesn't matter what the online backlash is, what
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Speaker 1: the people stopping their feed on the war path, it
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Speaker 1: doesn't matter. It's all background noise. It's all elevator music,
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Speaker 1: that's all it is. And look, these hydration breaks, the
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Speaker 1: way I will describe them, I have the perfect analogy
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Speaker 1: for the hydration breaks, right, this is great. They are
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Speaker 1: like Asian carp in the Mississippi River. You hear that
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Speaker 1: notorious invasive species that I gotta get to the part
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Speaker 1: of the Mississippi where the Asian carp is. I want
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Speaker 1: to be on a boat and I want to turn
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Speaker 1: the motor on when these things are flying out of
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Speaker 1: the air at ten feet up in the sky, out
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Speaker 1: of the water because they're startled by the motor on
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Speaker 1: the boat. That's what I want.
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Speaker 2: Now.
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Speaker 1: I read that some of these I actually read about
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Speaker 1: these guys a while back because I was fascinated with
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Speaker 1: some videos I saw online. So some not all of them,
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Speaker 1: but some of those Asian carp they don't actually have
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Speaker 1: a true stomach, which means they have to eat all
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Speaker 1: the time because they don't store food and don't really
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Speaker 1: process it, so they have to just eat it all
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Speaker 1: the time. And they arrived to try to help the ecosystem,
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Speaker 1: and they've actually destroyed a lot of it, and they're
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Speaker 1: never going away, which kind of reminds you of the
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Speaker 1: hydration breaks. Right soon, these things will be in every
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Speaker 1: soccer league. Everyone the MLS has already pretty much said,
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Speaker 1: we're going to do it. The door's open. We're studying this.
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Speaker 1: The one that people say will not happen. Is the
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Speaker 1: English Premier League, which is the Granddaddy of soccer, that
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Speaker 1: Dad'll never do it, And I say fine, I say
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Speaker 1: fully to you, is what I say. They're gonna do it. Eventually,
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Speaker 1: they'll bite on the forbidden fruit. They're gonna do it.
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Speaker 1: You think that the people that run the Premier League
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Speaker 1: there are going to turn down hundreds of millions of dollars.
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Speaker 1: They might do it for a year or two and
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Speaker 1: if everyone else is doing it, they'll be well, everyone
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Speaker 1: else is doing it, and in order to keep costs low,
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Speaker 1: which is also a lie, we are going to have
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Speaker 1: hydration breaks when it's thirty five degrees or whatever that
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Speaker 1: would be with the metric system over there anyway, So
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Speaker 1: that's gonna happen. Nobody passes up that kind of revenue.
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Speaker 1: You'd have to be diabolical to pass up that kind
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Speaker 1: of revenue. It's easy money. Fox, which is broadcasting this
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Speaker 1: World Cup, has supposedly made the two hundred and fifty
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Speaker 1: million dollars just from the hydration break ads alone. And
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Speaker 1: they're not medical timeouts. They're not really worried about players
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Speaker 1: health at all. They're like pop up ads on your phone.
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Speaker 1: Or your computer, and they're here forever, much like the
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Speaker 1: Asian carp. They're not going anywhere, So get ready for
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Speaker 1: it all right now. Final thought, I thought this was amusing,
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Speaker 1: and it involves television and the presentation of the World Cup,
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Speaker 1: which has been ongoing here for the last pretty much
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Speaker 1: last month or so. So social media up in arms as
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Speaker 1: it was revealed the governing body of the World Cup,
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Speaker 1: the people in charge of the production of the World
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Speaker 1: Cup and keeping on. This is a weird setup because
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Speaker 1: even though Fox is doing the games on TV, they
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Speaker 1: are a conduit that has to follow certain guidelines by FIFA.
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Speaker 1: And we are told that FIFA has mandated the people
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Speaker 1: that do the broadcast in this case Fox and the
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Speaker 1: other partners around the world, that they have like a
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Speaker 1: shell company from what I read, that does the actual
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Speaker 1: production of the broadcast, and they are mandated to air
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Speaker 1: what they call dignitary shots high profile, high profile attendees
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Speaker 1: during each half of the World Cup match. And they
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Speaker 1: call them v ips. They call them very very important people.
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Speaker 1: That's not VIP, that's vv IP, very very important people,
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Speaker 1: much more important than you and me. We're just the
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Speaker 1: great unwashed. These are very important people. On a pedestal
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Speaker 1: in society is what they are. So anyway, they must
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Speaker 1: include these camera shots during the broadcast. We're talking about
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Speaker 1: heads of state, people that run FIFA, celebrities, all that,
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Speaker 1: members of political groups, you name it, they're there now.
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Speaker 1: FIFA swears it would be misleading to say that it
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Speaker 1: was directing specific wink wink, nod, nod. However, it does appear,
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Speaker 1: based on some basic research that Gianni Infantino, the guy
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Speaker 1: that's that bald guy that looks like a villain in
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Speaker 1: every old Hollywood movie, that that guy has been broadcast
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Speaker 1: on every World Cup game he's attended since he took over.
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Speaker 1: So all right, question people are freaking out about this
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Speaker 1: is not rise. Is this mandatory? We'll call it FIFA
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Speaker 1: ego stroking with what they're calling the dignitary shots on
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Speaker 1: the TV broadcast during the World Cup. A big deal,
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Speaker 1: a little deal, or no deal. So my scorecard reads,
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Speaker 1: and my scorecard is the scorecard record, and that's all
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Speaker 1: that matters. My scorecard reads a monumental no deal, monumental
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Speaker 1: no deal. Okay, welcome to Mother Earth. Okay, this is
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Speaker 1: a big, family sized bowl of sop. Now what is
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Speaker 1: that stave for standard operating procedure. Okay, every single sports
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Speaker 1: league does this, every single one. Let me ask a question.
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Speaker 1: Have you ever watched a New England Patriot broadcast without
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Speaker 1: being treated to a live shot of ancient owner Robert
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Speaker 1: Kraft staring blankly out into the Abyss from his glass tower,
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Speaker 1: over the peons below him, the hoy POLOI can't do it.
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Speaker 1: Can you even watch an NBA Finals broadcast without the
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Speaker 1: camera cutting to the visiting martian man Adam Silver? Cannot
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Speaker 1: do it now. Years ago, I had a season television
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Speaker 1: executive when I was doing some TV work who told me.
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Speaker 1: He said, Ben, there's no such thing as reality TV.
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Speaker 1: There's no such thing as a surprise shot on a
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Speaker 1: sports broadcast. Everything has been planned out. Absolutely nothing, Absolutely
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Speaker 1: nothing on television happens organically. It just doesn't. And so
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Speaker 1: sorry to burst your bubble if your naive the naive
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Speaker 1: masses here, I just got to tell you the truth.
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Speaker 1: You know, it's all carefully curated. It's all an illusion.
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Speaker 1: It's all illusion. And even those spontaneous crowd shots. I
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Speaker 1: saw something the other day that kind of shocked me.
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Speaker 1: I guess I shouldn't be shocked considering how cynical, I am.
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Speaker 1: You know how there's been tons of shots of hot
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Speaker 1: chicks at the World Cup, like really beautiful women from
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Speaker 1: Brazil and other countries. Well, apparently they're not amateur fans
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Speaker 1: that just bought those tickets. Apparently these hot twenty something
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Speaker 1: chicks didn't just buy World Cup tickets to sit in
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Speaker 1: the front row and the whispers. Is it true that
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Speaker 1: these young ladies actually have agents and they have media
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Speaker 1: contracts designed to organically transform them into influencers. They'll go viral,
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Speaker 1: Like this woman's hot enough, we're gonna put her on TV,
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Speaker 1: and she's gonna shake when her mama gave her and
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Speaker 1: all of a sudden, she's gonna become a viral star
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Speaker 1: and she's gonna pick up tons of followers and all
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Speaker 1: that get them in the augorhythm, as the kids says,
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Speaker 1: So the whole thing is a lot of skullduggery, cleverly
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Speaker 1: disguised pretending to be like a reality show and all that.
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Speaker 1: And FIFA's just running the exact same, unoriginal playbook that
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Speaker 1: all the sports leagues here in America. Do I know,
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Speaker 1: it's shocking, I know, I know. Try to stay come,
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Speaker 1: try to stay composed.
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Speaker 3: It is the.
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Speaker 1: dramatic come from behind win there. He had the chains going,
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Speaker 1: and had the hat backwards, was chewing gum. His dad
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Speaker 1: the home run derby. We will take your calls. Eight seven,
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Speaker 1: seven ninety nine on Fox. Also on ex at Ben Mahler.
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Speaker 1: That's at Ben Mahler if you'd like to be part
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Speaker 1: of the live program. Time now for the Mallar Riddle
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Speaker 1: of the Day, and also later this hour Mallard's a
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Speaker 1: mount of money. But here is the riddle of the day.
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Speaker 1: The San Francisco Giants. I am told that's a baseball team,
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Speaker 1: not a good one. The Giants recently celebrated Nickelodeon Day
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Speaker 1: with a bunch of SpongeBob SquarePants promotions, including blank that
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Speaker 1: went viral again. The Giants recently celebrated Nickelodeon Day with
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Speaker 1: a bunch of SpongeBob SquarePants promotions, including blank, which went viral.
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Speaker 1: That is the riddle of the day. The answer, We'll
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Speaker 1: get to it and we will do it next.
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Speaker 3: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
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Speaker 1: Hey, it's Ben, host of The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller.
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Speaker 1: Would mean a lot to have you join us on
23:23
Speaker 1: our weekly auditory journey. You're asking what in God's name
23:27
Speaker 1: is the Fifth Hour? I'll tell you it's a spin
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Speaker 4: The pay That's all lostlitoff kids style stuff can that efflicated.
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Speaker 2: Man.
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Speaker 1: I feel the same. It's like the hundenough staff. Stop
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Speaker 1: you trying to get that next smell, the next way anything,
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Speaker 1: because it's.
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Speaker 4: Just that fraid.
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Speaker 1: I don't say you got a prop though positive.
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Speaker 4: The day in the nation's systee is nothing but coming
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Speaker 4: up the money, the misery, profit stamp duck sending these
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Speaker 4: kids the name of the game.
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Speaker 3: But we called so.
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Speaker 4: Big it's big reckon Lapels only got it my phone
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Speaker 4: seven sock about six last morning. He does give me
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Speaker 4: GISs what the public does?
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Speaker 1: Bag the girl?
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Speaker 3: What's the big?
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Speaker 4: So she filled the drugs and one night off a
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Speaker 1: A black coming so spec a new thought occurred that
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Speaker 4: He not slur, but I guess that snow was pure,
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Speaker 4: just like when a day that is great and cold,
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Speaker 4: son came up, when a broken soul and they all
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Speaker 4: hope came.
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Speaker 1: Man, it is the bell the Mallord show as we
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Speaker 1: roll on stuff because I Bill Miller a reminder coming
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Speaker 1: up a couple days away. Mallard paloojah all night you'll
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Speaker 1: get Mallard monologues and everything else of use acts and
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Speaker 1: that's what we got. Yeah, I know, pretty crazy, pretty
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Speaker 1: pretty crazy. So we'll have that coming up a couple
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Speaker 1: of days. In the meantime we're doing the live show.
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Speaker 1: We'll get the Mallard Riddle of the Day. We'll pull
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Speaker 1: the answer out on that coming up in a moment
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Speaker 1: and you can call in at eight seven, seven ninety
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Speaker 1: nine on Fox. I need a contestant or two for
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Speaker 1: Mallard's Mountain of Money that'll be coming up in a
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Speaker 1: little bit. We look forward to that. Mallard's a mountain money.
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Speaker 1: It's not that far away. So check that out on
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Speaker 1: X at Ben Mallard. That's at Ben Mallard and Salo
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Speaker 1: to Larina FSR Tech Queen high Down. We're talking and
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Speaker 1: Kooble Loop a Bronco fan. That's a Bronco fan. Your
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Speaker 1: comments can and we'll be used against you in the
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Speaker 1: court of the Mallard Militia, the kangaroo court. So please
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Speaker 1: act the court of the All right, back to what
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Speaker 1: we go and the Riddle of the day, the mall
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Speaker 1: Riddle of the Day. Here it is the San Francisco Giants.
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Speaker 1: That's a baseball team not a good one. Recently celebrated
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Speaker 1: Nickelodeon Day with a bunch of SpongeBob SquarePants promotions, including blank,
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Speaker 1: which went viral. That is the question, What is the answer? Femi,
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Speaker 1: the top uber eat driver in Minnesota, says a cameo
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Speaker 1: appearance by JJ McCarthy Milkman Mike in Colorado. Very talented musician,
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Speaker 1: Milkman Mike. Is he going to be in the mallar palooza?
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Speaker 4: Oh?
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Speaker 1: I don't know. A crabby patty ballgag guessed by Milkman Mike.
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Speaker 1: I didn't know they made those. Where do you buy yours?
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Speaker 1: Milkman Mike? King Rory going with a ferg dog throwing
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Speaker 1: out the first pitch, Good old ferg Dog on the mound,
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Speaker 1: Good old Curly Alf The Alien Opiner says they celebrated
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Speaker 1: by giving all of their Slumpbuster fans the crabs. Wow, okay,
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Speaker 1: San Francisco's tenderloin Oyster night from malarprop guy, Yeah, all right,
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Speaker 1: late night drug. He says they gave away chum buckets.
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Speaker 1: I see what you did there? Who else do we have?
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Speaker 1: Page down? Sir smokes a Lot says they were giving
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Speaker 1: out the Krabby Patty secret formula poutine blankety blank from
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Speaker 1: Eke and Roseville, Minnesota. What else we have? Krabby patties
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Speaker 1: from Donkey Sausage as well. Timmy in Busco, Indiana said
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Speaker 1: a Patrick star onesie for all fans, the fans that
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Speaker 1: show up there. Walker from New Hampshire said, also the
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Speaker 1: secret formula for the Krabby Patty. What else we have?
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Speaker 1: Barry Bonds, Gerbil from Johnny Q, foot long sandwiches from
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Speaker 1: Filler Up, Phil Sandy helmets from Mike the Leprechaun. That's
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Speaker 1: his answer. What else we have this? See page down?
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Speaker 1: All right, do you have an answer? Lorraine?
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I think they celebrated with microwaved.
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Speaker 1: Steaks, just like weed Man hippie we learned last hour.
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Speaker 1: Microwave says, no, that's incorrect. The San Francisco Giants recently
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Speaker 1: celebrated Nickelodeon that day at the ballpark with a bunch
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Speaker 1: of SpongeBob SquarePants motions, including slime fries, which went viral.
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Speaker 1: And I believe from what I read these were I
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Speaker 1: didn't have them. If you were at the game, call
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Speaker 1: up listen to what they were. But I think they
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Speaker 1: were fries. Covered in neon green cheese. Yeah, yeah, a neon.
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Speaker 1: I think that's what they were. So I did that.
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Speaker 5: Sounds awesome though, I would totally try it just to
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Speaker 5: eat it.
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Speaker 1: Say you did it? Did you you had it? And
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Speaker 1: we went to the Red Sox game. Didn't you have
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Speaker 1: the poutine?
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Speaker 5: No, you didn't have I did not have the lobster poutine.
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Speaker 5: We didn't go to the stand that had that.
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Speaker 1: Why did you not do that?
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Speaker 4: I don't know.
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Speaker 5: We just went to the one that was right outside
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Speaker 5: where we're sitting. We didn't really go on an adventure.
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Speaker 1: Oh you got to go on an adventure.
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Speaker 5: Well you got to the leprech Yeah maybe not.
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Speaker 1: That means we have to go back to Boston to
28:44
Speaker 1: have the poutine. Well you can have it. I'm not
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Speaker 1: having it, the lobster poutine.
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Speaker 5: I want to eat it.
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Speaker 1: We gotta go back. You only the other one time.
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Speaker 1: You gotta go back and have it again.
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Speaker 5: Do you remember when Heinees ketchup used to have like
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Speaker 5: purple and blue and green ketchups.
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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah I do.
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Speaker 5: That's what that reminds me of.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, you can die anything, right if you want
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Speaker 1: have food.
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Speaker 5: Die food coloring is good for you.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, well, this's great. That's why I think
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Speaker 1: it's all banned. Well, everything's banned in California. All right,
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Speaker 1: let's go to the phones, and we do have Maus
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Speaker 1: mounted Money coming up in a couple of minutes. I
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Speaker 1: need you contest. At eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox,
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Speaker 1: Lucky Tony is cashing a golden ticket, so he goes
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Speaker 1: to the top of the line. Hello, Lucky Tony.
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Speaker 3: Golts I go.
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Speaker 1: There's a guy, David Vess.
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Speaker 6: He wears knee pads to the baseball game. Hey Vessa,
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Speaker 6: I'll tell you one thing. You look like my dingle
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Speaker 6: linger ling.
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Speaker 2: Oh my dingle all right, all right, everybody, all right.
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Speaker 1: Thank you. There you go.
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Speaker 5: That's a hostess treat, right, Ben.
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Speaker 1: Yes, it's a spin off of the ding Dong the
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Speaker 1: dinga wing. Uh. That's exactly what that meant.
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Speaker 2: I know.
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Speaker 1: The artistic ability of Lucky Tony one of the great
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Speaker 1: creative callers we have. How lucky are we to have
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Speaker 1: that man?
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Speaker 5: Honestly, the musical talent is wild.
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Speaker 1: I'm impressed a lot of people, a lot of dudes
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Speaker 1: have moved on from porn because it's all free on
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Speaker 1: the internet now, like you know, only fans or whatever,
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Speaker 1: or not only fans, but like you know, it's just
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Speaker 1: free to women love to show their beautiful Lucky Tony, though,
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Speaker 1: still supports the adult industry, and I love that that
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Speaker 1: he's very involved in the old school adult entertainment business.
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Speaker 1: A two percent chance is in Alabama? Hello, two percent chance? Welcome.
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Speaker 3: Let me clear my throat here before I get started.
30:32
Speaker 1: All right, Uh, we hit that cough button right there.
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Speaker 1: You got a lot of Would you like a lozenge?
30:38
Speaker 1: Would you like some garlic? What would you like?
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Speaker 3: I would like redemption.
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Speaker 6: I would like to be sworn into the militia.
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Speaker 1: I don't know.
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Speaker 5: He failed real pretty bad.
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Speaker 1: Last time you did it, it didn't go so well twice.
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Speaker 1: If you fail again, it's much like the DMV. You're
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Speaker 1: gonna have to wait a couple of months to take
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Speaker 1: the test again. All right, you understand that, call me launch?
31:02
Speaker 1: How about one month? You have to wait at least
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Speaker 1: one month if you do not pass? How about that? Okay, okay,
31:09
Speaker 1: you feel like you're ready to do this here, you're prepared,
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Speaker 1: all right, So this goes well. You got to play
31:16
Speaker 1: this for your kids. If it doesn't go well, we'll
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Speaker 1: just pretend it didn't happen.
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Speaker 3: Okay, sounds good.
31:23
Speaker 1: This is a big moment here. You excited, Lorraine. We're
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Speaker 1: gonna swear in another member of the Mallard Militia.
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Speaker 5: I am so ready.
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Speaker 1: This weekend in honor of the late great Skeeter in Montana,
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Speaker 1: we have a thing he came up with. My man
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Speaker 1: Skeeter used to call up all the time. He's on
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Speaker 1: the other side listening across the pearlegates. You're sitting right
31:39
Speaker 1: next to Jeanie and Medford and all the boys that
31:42
Speaker 1: have moved on have checked out, used to listen to
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Speaker 1: the show. They all listen still all the best. Thank you, Skeeter.
31:50
Speaker 1: I appreciate that very kind of you.
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Speaker 3: Before I go, can you just tell me just read
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Speaker 3: the last sentence of the thing real quick. That's the
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Speaker 3: only thing I get confused on.
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Speaker 1: Well, we got to do it from me the bye
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Speaker 1: laws of the malleor oath. You have to read it
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Speaker 1: from beginning to end. Don't worry about it, don't stress
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Speaker 1: out about you got this. It's in the back. It's
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Speaker 1: in the bag. Two percent chance do you understand that
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Speaker 1: I got it? It's one of the great nicknames. Two
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Speaker 1: percent Chance, here we go. I state your name, I Chance,
32:21
Speaker 1: do solemnly swear, do solemnly swear that I will support
32:26
Speaker 1: and defend.
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Speaker 6: That I will support and defend the Ben Malor Show,
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Speaker 6: the Ben Noward Show, against all enemies, against all enemies,
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Speaker 6: foreign and domestic.
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Speaker 3: Foreign and domestic, And that I will obey, and that.
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Speaker 1: I will obey the orders, the orders to peacefully fight back,
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Speaker 1: to peacefully fight back against hostile attacks, against cost from
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Speaker 1: rival sports gas bags and blowhards from sports gas bags
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Speaker 1: and blowhards. So help me, God, So help me God. Congratulations,
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Speaker 1: supercent Chance, you are the newest member of the Malor Militia.
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Speaker 1: You have been sworn in. Helllllujah, helllllujah. Now listen. We
33:24
Speaker 1: are a peaceful organization. We do not want to turn
33:28
Speaker 1: to violence, but so many trash is my good name.
33:31
Speaker 1: We do go to cyber warfare if we have to.
33:33
Speaker 1: We fight back against cyber bullies that dares sully the name.
33:38
Speaker 1: We've been in epic battles with William Shatner and who
33:41
Speaker 1: is that porn star that got upset with me? Coop?
33:43
Speaker 1: What was her name again? Then one saying Lisa and
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Speaker 1: the porn star we fought with her and many other
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Speaker 1: legends and domacn sue I'm gonna fight with a Blake Snell.
33:52
Speaker 1: It's not the kind of fight I was hoping to
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Speaker 1: get into it the pornstow but nonetheless, Uh hell anyway, Well,
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Speaker 1: congratulations Chance. This is life a moment. Okay?
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Speaker 3: Do you understand I'm so grateful I'm rather than having children.
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Speaker 3: This is right up there with the best moments of
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Speaker 3: my life.
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Speaker 1: Well as it should be, as it should be? All right, Well,
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Speaker 1: thank you Chance, be well a great two percent. Chance.
34:14
Speaker 1: Let's welcome our contestants. We have Tyler in Boston. Who's
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Speaker 1: gonna play mallards amount of money?
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Speaker 4: Hello?
34:20
Speaker 1: Tyler? What's going on? Benny there? He is my man, Tyler.
34:25
Speaker 1: You're gonna be one of our guys. Who would you
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Speaker 1: like to partner up with? Tyler? Unfortunately, I ain't gonna
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Speaker 1: go with Coop because I do enjoy trying to be Yes,
34:36
Speaker 1: why are you so happy, Coop? Why would you be?
34:39
Speaker 2: I like Tyler?
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Speaker 1: Uh huh okay, all right, I feel like there's other
34:44
Speaker 1: other ulterior motives that you might have. Mike in Tucson. Hello,
34:48
Speaker 1: Mikey in Tucson Barbecue. Mikey let's go a bet. I
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Speaker 1: remember when I got sworn into the Malard oath.
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Speaker 3: I'll never forget that night.
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Speaker 6: That's not in my life.
34:57
Speaker 1: It's a big moment in men's lives, it really does.
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Speaker 1: You're laughing. This is a big deal for these people.
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Speaker 1: You understand, this is a game change. Next night of
35:06
Speaker 1: his life, Well, tonight's gonna be the worst not in
35:09
Speaker 1: your life. You're gonna get your ass kicked. Hurry up.
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Speaker 2: The Smaller's Mountain of Money, the Sam Neal edition. He
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Speaker 2: passed away on Monday at the age of seventy eight.
35:21
Speaker 2: The categories are just out of reach, the Hunt for
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Speaker 2: Red October, Jurassic Park, and the twelve.
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Speaker 1: Tyler. Which category would you.
35:30
Speaker 6: Like for Red October?
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Speaker 1: Okay, and Mike, what about you?
35:38
Speaker 5: I drafted Park?
35:39
Speaker 1: All right, all right, everyone, hold on there. We will
35:41
Speaker 1: have Mallard's amount of money in his entirety. We'll get
35:43
Speaker 1: to that, and we will do it next.
35:48
Speaker 3: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
35:51
Speaker 3: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
35:54
Speaker 1: It is the Ben Malor Show and I Bill Miller reminder,
36:00
Speaker 1: as we have the Mallar amount of Money coming up,
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Speaker 1: here in a moment. Don't forget about the iHeartRadio app.
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36:08
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36:11
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36:14
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36:26
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36:29
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36:32
Speaker 1: all four hours up unlike yesterday, in a timely fashion.
36:36
Speaker 1: And if that was not enough, we will have the
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36:44
Speaker 3: Now, Malor's Mountain of Money? Do you have what it
36:50
Speaker 3: takes to get to the top?
36:53
Speaker 1: Probably not, Let's do it right to the game. Tyler
36:56
Speaker 1: is in Boston and he is teamed up with Koop.
36:59
Speaker 1: It's Malar's Mountain Money. This is what is this? A
37:01
Speaker 1: Coop which edition? There with Sam Nils Sam beal addition,
37:04
Speaker 1: alright he just passed recently. All right, here we go,
37:07
Speaker 1: Cooper Loop. You're up first with Tyler, what's the category?
37:10
Speaker 1: We have the hunt for Red October. All right, you're ready, Tyler,
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Speaker 1: what is this category? These athletes were born in October?
37:19
Speaker 1: Forty five seconds on the clock. Let's begin Hall of Fame.
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Speaker 1: Quarterback for the Packers, War number four, the best wide
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Speaker 1: receiver of all time, Jerry Right, the longtime Boston Celtic.
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Speaker 1: He had to be wheeled off the court in a wheelchair.
37:34
Speaker 6: Again.
37:35
Speaker 2: Yes, this guy is a slugger all star outfielder that
37:40
Speaker 2: was on the Nationals, then the Padres.
37:42
Speaker 1: He's on the Mets now.
37:46
Speaker 2: Yes, this guy is a quarterback out of Hawaii for
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Speaker 2: usc The commissioner mispronounced his name at the draft.
37:56
Speaker 1: It could be any pass, all right.
37:59
Speaker 2: This guy is a long time Tampa Bay Ray They
38:01
Speaker 2: just retired as number third baseman. Yes, this guy was
38:06
Speaker 2: a center for the Lakers with.
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Speaker 1: Oh tough break for you, Oh tough all right, all right,
38:14
Speaker 1: let's go, here we go. You ready to do his
38:15
Speaker 1: mic and Tucson's completely hammered.
38:19
Speaker 4: Here we go.
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Speaker 1: These athletes you picked Jurassic Park. These athletes are practically
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Speaker 1: dinosaurs in their sport. Are you ready, Mike, Yes, all right?
38:28
Speaker 1: Forty five seconds of the clock We're on our way
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Speaker 1: and go. He's a free agent. He just played for
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Speaker 1: the Lakers, famous for Cleveland and Miami. Yes, quarterback for
38:38
Speaker 1: the Pittsburgh Steelers right now, known for his days Rogers. Yes. Uh,
38:42
Speaker 1: pitcher for the Detroit Tigers. He announced he's going to
38:44
Speaker 1: retire at the end of the in the year. Just yeah,
38:50
Speaker 1: sad Saderville is your Claus all right. Pitcher for the
38:56
Speaker 1: Toronto Blue Jays. He's got two different colored eyes. He
39:00
Speaker 1: want a championship for the Nationals. Yes, tight end. He's
39:04
Speaker 1: forty something, Yes, correct, tight end forty some first name
39:09
Speaker 1: is like a high end automobile, a luxury car. He's bounced.
39:16
Speaker 1: You got one hundred, you got one hundred? Hey, yeah,
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Speaker 1: you say you're back up?
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Speaker 2: Marseides Lewis, Carcedes Lewis, Mike, do you want just out
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Speaker 2: of reach or the twelve?
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Speaker 1: All right? All right? These athletes all war number twelve Mike,
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Speaker 1: forty five seconds on the clock. We're on our way go.
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Speaker 1: The greatest quarterback of all time? Uh Ridge Dannon twelve? Yes,
39:41
Speaker 1: all right, great answer, wonderful. MVP for the Orlando Magic Center.
39:46
Speaker 1: He was on Dancing with the Stars, not Shack but
39:50
Speaker 1: not fat. All right, shortstop for the New York Mets.
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Speaker 1: He's got a big contract. He stinks, No another one,
39:59
Speaker 1: it stinks short stop. Oh yeah, the alcohol is kicking in,
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Speaker 1: all right. Quarterback center had a beard for the Lakers
40:08
Speaker 1: in the eighties and the nineties. Smoked, smoked a lot
40:11
Speaker 1: of cigarettes for the Lakers. European player, all right, angel picture,
40:24
Speaker 1: all right, bloody, bloody debots Francisco Lindor. You didn't even
40:31
Speaker 1: get Tom Brady. He didn't get Tom. How do you
40:35
Speaker 1: not get to that's a felony. You committed a.
40:38
Speaker 2: Felony until we call the one category win Tyler.
40:41
Speaker 1: That's how we do it. That's what we call Youku
40:44
Speaker 1: putting a drunk on how dare you? How dare you?
40:48
Speaker 1: All Right? I love you, Mike, but come on, man,
40:49
Speaker 1: you killed me. I mean, geez chicks. The alcohol kicked in.
40:53
Speaker 1: You notice that the first round he was fine. All
40:56
Speaker 1: of a sudden the boots kicked in.
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Speaker 5: Have another?
41:00
Speaker 1: Oh my god, no,