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Episode 62: Steam Ingenious · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Now I thought I was a right man for working
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  Speaker 1: on steam engines. Well that would before I heard about
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: another mud bustard from a bow away on this week's
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  Speaker 1: episode of Tom and Jerry and ask for winning the
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  Speaker 1: lottery that's been every penny on rivets. Maybe a bob pinhammer,
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  Speaker 1: I would hm. I will listen and see if I'm wrong,
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  Speaker 1: I'll see me.
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  Speaker 2: I survived, survived the weekend. Me tell you what I
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  Speaker 2: got at the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: This seems to be a running team that you almost
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  Speaker 1: die or something happens here the weekend.
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  Speaker 2: The week I can't be I can't be let alone
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  Speaker 2: on supervise for two days time.
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  Speaker 1: What what happened? You know?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: Did she let you off the harness? Did she?
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  Speaker 2: I got what was, for all intents and purposes, heat stroke.
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  Speaker 1: You're doing a bit outside here? How is all?
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  Speaker 2: Keep him by the way, Welcome along to the Tom
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  Speaker 2: and Jerry Show. I'm Jerry McBride. That is indeed Tom
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  Speaker 2: o' many Tom. I got heat stroke. I think it
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  Speaker 2: was an awful hot No, you didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Get it, trust So I'll tell you one thing you didn't.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't You don't think you got heat structure? You
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  Speaker 1: know it you'd fucking know it. You'd know it well,
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  Speaker 1: you'd be in you'd be in a jocker.
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  Speaker 2: Still, oh more than that.
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  Speaker 1: In the second, buddy, what were you doing and what
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  Speaker 1: were the symptoms?
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  Speaker 2: I went to? I went to our most favorable places,
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  Speaker 2: Tom Tato Park, no a beer garden, No Tom. I
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  Speaker 2: went to the beach beach with the children on Saturday
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  Speaker 2: in the middle of a heat wave for six hours.
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  Speaker 1: That's depression, is what you have, Jack, Right?
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  Speaker 2: And then I came back to the house and I
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  Speaker 2: ripped out the floor of the shed and refloored with
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  Speaker 2: laminachlorin find job. And then and then I went out
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  Speaker 2: to a party and before I even put a can
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  Speaker 2: up to me out, I started like seeing things and
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  Speaker 2: like bubbles were floating down over my eyes. And I
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  Speaker 2: was like, I got to a party, Tom, and got
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  Speaker 2: woozy as hell, and I was like, this is now.
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  Speaker 1: No keep going. I'm coming to my I have a
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  Speaker 1: doctor's synopsis here now in a minute, but go and
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  Speaker 1: I want to hear the rest of the symptoms.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, just just just the first can of beer
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  Speaker 2: I put up to my lips, I realized I hadn't
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  Speaker 2: drank any water the whole day, throughout being at the beach,
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  Speaker 2: downing out the shed, the whole lot. And I'm not
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  Speaker 2: going to say it was heat stroke, but it felt
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  Speaker 2: quite unusual and I had to be brought home.
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  Speaker 1: Did you well?
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  Speaker 2: I rang the business and said come get me early.
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  Speaker 2: Don't fucking blieve.
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  Speaker 1: How many how many kens did you get in?
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  Speaker 2: Not even the full one? Oh? I knew, I knew
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  Speaker 2: this was different time.
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  Speaker 1: I knew this was no. Yeah, I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: heat stroke actually is. I don't know what it is,
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  Speaker 1: but you're sick from it. But what you definitely had
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  Speaker 1: was dehydration, because we'll call it that, so if anybody
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  Speaker 1: is a long term listener, they'll know the exact same
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  Speaker 1: symptoms happened to me in Florence. But I had been
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  Speaker 1: on the beer for in the heat for six days
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  Speaker 1: at this point, five days at this point, and I
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  Speaker 1: lost all color in my vision. I can only see
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  Speaker 1: black and white. I had a tremendous weekend. Was a
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  Speaker 1: great building for contembary oakside the house here. That's long
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  Speaker 1: time that being called for both. Most importantly, I had
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  Speaker 1: to spend a bit of time at a very successful
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  Speaker 1: company in Manhan of all Oh and I have to say,
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  Speaker 1: of all the lovely things I could say about Manhan,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm going to continue to say lovely things about Manan,
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  Speaker 1: but one of the most impressive things I met about
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  Speaker 1: this company was the women I met.
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  Speaker 2: There, Terry, what can we say?
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  Speaker 1: There were fine cuts of women. Not I'm not getting
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  Speaker 1: into the body. I'm just they were this, that and
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  Speaker 1: the other, a handshake and a direct eyeball, and like
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  Speaker 1: we were doing a deal with every person, every woman
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  Speaker 1: I met, like we're all all of us. And each
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  Speaker 1: time I shook hands seemed like I'd say, I'm buying
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  Speaker 1: something off this one, or she's buying something off me.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know that knaway?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then I had a phone call. I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you about it another time, but this was I had
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  Speaker 1: a funcal on on the way out of there that
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  Speaker 1: I'd missed and I was bringing back this person that
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  Speaker 1: was And I will say, can you think of the
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  Speaker 1: polar opposite of a sound, You know, when you meet
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  Speaker 1: a solid fucking person like rock soil, And now I'd
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  Speaker 1: met a stream of rock solid people. I was in
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  Speaker 1: fucking great form. Humanity was high on my fucking chart.
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  Speaker 1: And then I had this phone call with this actual
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  Speaker 1: fucking human embodiment of a fucking soiled underpants drag.
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  Speaker 2: And I just won.
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  Speaker 1: You're every fucking bit of the bollocks I thought you'd be.
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  Speaker 2: I wish I was back up and man, and.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're talking. She don't a great soil, mighty spot
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  Speaker 1: and mighty lovely part, lovely lovely hills.
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  Speaker 2: Well there you go, Tom, And I knew you would
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  Speaker 2: have had a great weekend in Marghan, But I'll tell you,
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  Speaker 2: for the great weekend you had, Tom, you didn't have
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  Speaker 2: as good a weekend as the person we were about
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  Speaker 2: to talk about here on the Big News of the
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  Speaker 2: Week segment number one of the Tom and Jerry Show,
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  Speaker 2: where we discussed the scuttle bought, the scandal, the scar,
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  Speaker 2: the weekly what have you. This is a very complicated case,
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  Speaker 2: mod you know, a lot of ian's, a lot of outs,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of what have you, and a lot of
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  Speaker 2: strands to keep in my head, Man, Tom, remove all
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  Speaker 2: bitterness from your voice before you.
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  Speaker 1: Discussed this, right, oh, I know? And to be honest,
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  Speaker 1: they couldn't have happened in a more likely county for
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  Speaker 1: it to happen other than Dublin. It couldn't happened in
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  Speaker 1: a more a more deserving county.
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  Speaker 2: A more deserving county, we say, with no tona in
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  Speaker 2: our voice. We are, of course talking about the weekly
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  Speaker 2: what have you. The big news this week that the
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  Speaker 2: largest euro million's jackpot of two hundred and fifty million
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  Speaker 2: euro was scooped not only by an Irish person but
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  Speaker 2: more imp at that Tom number one, I have a
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  Speaker 2: theory there. It was two hundred and fifty million for
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  Speaker 2: a couple of draws, and I believe last time the
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  Speaker 2: Irish lot of itself went up to nineteen million and
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  Speaker 2: stayed there, you know, the way normally it rolls and
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  Speaker 2: rolls and rolls and goes up and up and up.
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  Speaker 2: So I have a theory that too. One hundred and
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  Speaker 2: fifty million euro just a little side bar. I think
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  Speaker 2: two hundred and fifty million euro is as much as
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  Speaker 2: you can spend on euro millions tickets without having a
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  Speaker 2: winning one. So basically, if you were to buy every
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  Speaker 2: single combination of euro millions, so yeah, one two three
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  Speaker 2: four one two three, oh yeah, okay, right, okay, you
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  Speaker 2: buy every single available ticket, like two hundred and fifty
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  Speaker 2: million will buy that. So if they put the if
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  Speaker 2: they put the jackpot up to two hundred and sixty million.
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  Speaker 2: Someone could int here you just spend two fifty million
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  Speaker 2: on it and turn a ten million profit.
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  Speaker 1: So an unbelievable.
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  Speaker 2: They can't go any higher than two fifty Otherwise you
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  Speaker 2: were into the realm of welshere you could.
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  Speaker 1: Just buy it then. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I think it's nineteen million for the Irish Lotto
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  Speaker 2: just based on the number that we have no comedy
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  Speaker 2: in this time. I'm just saying, right.
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  Speaker 1: I had, I'd never conceived it because to be fair
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  Speaker 1: that the biggest one prior to that was wasn't that
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  Speaker 1: Dolores what's their name in Limerick?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? One hundred yeah, so odd. Yeah. They've had a
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  Speaker 2: couple of one hundred dods here now and then, but
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  Speaker 2: it's never I don't remember, been up to two fifty million,
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  Speaker 2: and it's gone to Cork Tom now. I always, I always,
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  Speaker 2: I always throw you in with Cork a little bit because.
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  Speaker 1: That's where I was living. Yeah, I was living in
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  Speaker 1: I have big time for Cork. I have in law
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  Speaker 1: I have in laws from god well, my brother and
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  Speaker 1: have two brother in laws from Cork, and I do
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  Speaker 1: spend a lot of time down there and whatnot, but
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  Speaker 1: they're not as shy, humble folk.
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  Speaker 2: No, I have no, I've got no ties to Cork whatsoever.
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  Speaker 2: So don't spare my blushes.
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  Speaker 1: Like it's not like it was one by Westmead or
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  Speaker 1: you know, Loud.
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  Speaker 2: I'm county is one by one time. And I'm not
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  Speaker 2: sure which one I wouldn't take on bridge with to
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  Speaker 2: be honest.
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  Speaker 1: With, No, and it's that's that's fair. But the only
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  Speaker 1: thing I will say was working one on the north
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  Speaker 1: side of the city, which would be considered the working class.
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  Speaker 1: And it's a place where I did a lot of
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  Speaker 1: As they call him Cork, they don't call it. They
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  Speaker 1: like to slightly change the name of a lot of things.
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  Speaker 1: I'd imagine a loto isn't actually even called a lot
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  Speaker 1: of down there, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Called on the Big draw.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's got a nickname. I guarantee it's something now
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  Speaker 1: like like we all call it a lot of short
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  Speaker 1: for lottery, but I guaranteeing Cork they probably call it
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  Speaker 1: something like ashlet's the the peanut balls you know have, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: thetter you know, there'll be some fucking thing and by
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  Speaker 1: god they hammered them home on the north side of
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  Speaker 1: the city, like they speak in fucking tongues. It's like
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  Speaker 1: a you know, uh gypsy lilting or something. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it's like, what are we saying here?
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  Speaker 2: Like unlike the north side of Dublin City where they
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  Speaker 2: hate to put a nickname on a tom.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I we see you know what. It's like a
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  Speaker 1: memo went out it was like, well, what are you
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  Speaker 1: doing up there? Well, we're going to But I did
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  Speaker 1: a lot of Nixers, but they call them for some
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  Speaker 1: reason foxers. I don't know why. They built a lot
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  Speaker 1: of retained walls, which by all accounts. I ran into
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  Speaker 1: a fellow the gig a couple of weeks ago. He
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  Speaker 1: was like, do you remember you built a retaining wall
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  Speaker 1: over of my place?
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  Speaker 2: Fuck?
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  Speaker 1: What way is it now? What's grant?
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  Speaker 2: Oh Jesus Christ, I'm going to tell you it's hard.
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna be hard to explain Cork to people outside
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  Speaker 2: of Ireland. And that listened to the Toma Jerry Show
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  Speaker 2: and there's a few of them it must be said. Ah,
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  Speaker 2: but that sort of mentality, like you couldn't call it
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  Speaker 2: a knixer, you'd have to call it a foxer.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all. That's what that's what that was my
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  Speaker 1: that's my synopsis of what you're to take on board here.
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  Speaker 1: Like the old country calls and a knixer, i e.
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  Speaker 1: A job off the books after work. If you're a chippy,
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  Speaker 1: you go and hang a door as a knixer, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: What does it you call them? Again? Tom An, I'm
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  Speaker 2: unfamiliar with them.
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  Speaker 1: But a knixer?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, knicks? Are you? What are they? Job off the books?
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  Speaker 1: You say, I don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: It news to me, buddy.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you put it through the books, so who knows.
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  Speaker 1: But it wouldn't be your you wouldn't be the full contract,
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  Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? So yeah, and that
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  Speaker 1: was the thing. And I had a lot of a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people that I got a great time for
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  Speaker 1: hung around up there. Not short of employment, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: like up around that part of the way. I mean
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  Speaker 1: they claim kind of hard ope working class Apple is
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  Speaker 1: based there, like you know what I mean? It's doing
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  Speaker 1: all right?
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  Speaker 2: Like yeah, I mean like yeah, yeah, no, no wars
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  Speaker 2: leaping out of their skin these days, Tom, But yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: by all accounts.
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  Speaker 1: Put two hundred and fifty million landing into the place
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  Speaker 1: like it's just hilarious honestly, like the whirlwind of new
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  Speaker 1: tattoos that going to be gotten up there and whatnot.
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  Speaker 1: It's gone. And I swear to fuck if they win
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  Speaker 1: the all Ireland it'll be all equal like they it's
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  Speaker 1: just unsufferable because they will celebrate it. It's only one
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  Speaker 1: person randomly won it by a machine generated fucking number selection,
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  Speaker 1: but Cork people will own it like they did something
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  Speaker 1: well to win it, like.
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  Speaker 2: Or it was due to us. It was coming around
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  Speaker 2: with I.
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  Speaker 1: It was tutorous. Yeah, yeah, Limerick cut there is a
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  Speaker 1: couple of years ago. No, it's overs nobody. Yes, we
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  Speaker 1: don't know who. Very smartly. I think you do get
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  Speaker 1: a percentage extra. Definitely have the Irish later if if
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: you go public, which is fucking insane, do you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean? So I think they've so far at
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  Speaker 1: least they've kept the head down. They've said no, no,
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  Speaker 1: we'll keep yours.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you'll not be long known who won a
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: Tom start getting the mains water replaced with tanora, you know,
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  Speaker 2: their own personal chef making for Meto, a house tripe
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  Speaker 2: and drachene or whatever. And you know Tom normally whenever
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  Speaker 2: there's a big LOTO, you can allow yourself a little
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  Speaker 2: dance in your head there of what you would spend
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  Speaker 2: it on.
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  Speaker 1: Dance In my head, I've gone the full lord of
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  Speaker 1: the fucking dance, full show, full Vegas show. In my head.
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  Speaker 2: As to what I would do, We've got a congo
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  Speaker 2: line of dancers going on in our head. But with
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  Speaker 2: two hundred and fifty million euro, that's just like a
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  Speaker 2: little beyond my imagination, must be said, I don't I could.
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  Speaker 2: I could fulfill my wildest dreams with that and have
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  Speaker 2: two hundred and forty eight million euro left.
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  Speaker 1: No doubt. But you're still compromising a little bit here,
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  Speaker 1: because when you're two hundred and fifty million now, okay
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  Speaker 1: in the day in the you know, we're in the
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  Speaker 1: era of the billionaire nowadays. Like, but if you two
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  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty million, even a billionaire doesn't have two
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  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty million to spend, do you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean? They may be worth it tied in with
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  Speaker 1: the company that they're the lead shareholder. Very interesting, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: You know you like you could have a guy walking
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  Speaker 1: around you say, well, he's worked one point up two billion.
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  Speaker 1: I probably was talking about one at the weekend. But
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  Speaker 1: the same chap you you know what I mean, the
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  Speaker 1: same chap you wouldn't. He can't just go, dude, I
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  Speaker 1: can't go to the ATM and spend that I draw
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  Speaker 1: away from a company. I like the work I would
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  Speaker 1: have to do to draw my shares out of it,
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  Speaker 1: and this, that and the other. So he ain't really
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  Speaker 1: walking around. You win two hundred and fifty million, you're
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  Speaker 1: potentially the richest cash richest person in the country.
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  Speaker 2: You're the most cash rich. Like that is you have
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  Speaker 2: got like Scrooge McDuck money. You physically can hold it
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  Speaker 2: in your hand.
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  Speaker 1: Money. If there's a couple of Republicans I know that
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  Speaker 1: are probably up around there as well, but you know
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  Speaker 1: that's in the mattress. But yeah, they So you're into
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  Speaker 1: crazy round now you're looking at things and going, no,
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  Speaker 1: I don't have to make a compromise. If I want
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  Speaker 1: a gold plated tree, I can have that. I can
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  Speaker 1: have a gold plate of tree if I want.
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  Speaker 2: Like, I mean, you know you're there going I want
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  Speaker 2: a gold plated tree, Tom, I'm like, I want the
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  Speaker 2: following ten people killed.
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  Speaker 1: Now now I would have them killed under my goal
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  Speaker 1: plate of tree as a performance. I would start my
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  Speaker 1: own religion. Dret That's where I'm going with this. I
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  Speaker 1: would Tom, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so no, I'm not no judgment here, buddy.
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  Speaker 1: Good good, No, it would be that, and I would
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  Speaker 1: just I would because you're into the kind of wealth.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know when you get like the wanky stuff
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  Speaker 1: to blincia Aga make like you're going, oh you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: wear You're gonna wear a fucking wheelbin with leg holes
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  Speaker 1: goutting it and they're gonna charge you three hundred and
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  Speaker 1: fifty thousand art. You can, but you can walk around
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  Speaker 1: in that and you hang out with the kind of
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: people who won't look side was at it. They'll just go, oh,
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  Speaker 1: class what.
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  Speaker 2: You throw on when you get home just for lying
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  Speaker 2: around the house.
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  Speaker 1: I want to wear now. I'm not talking about getting
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: as comfortable to this point where I start working the jamas.
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: I think I want to bring like Togas back, do
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? I just stroll around the
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: place in togas and not have and then nobody can
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  Speaker 1: look at me side ofwa it and just go, oh,
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: that's Tom. He's fucking reloaded. And that's the reason why
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: he does that you just have to let him off,
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just that's the level of.
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  Speaker 1: Psychotic fucking person I think I would end up going to.
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  Speaker 1: I like to think that I'd be Oh, I'd be logical.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh god, what I wouldn't give to the poor?
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  Speaker 1: Oh what I wouldn't I know what it happened, I
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: would in three minutes, my logic would go out the window.
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  Speaker 1: And before I know it, I'm commissioning somebody to try
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  Speaker 1: and make me a rocket.
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  Speaker 2: I know it, I know, and I'm like a hugely
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  Speaker 2: I'd like to think that I would be hugely charitable
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  Speaker 2: when I win a load of money, but at the
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: same time, like, leave me be so I reckon, if
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: I wont two fifty I would say, okay, I'll tell
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: you what. I'm going to take a one hundred and
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: fifty million of that five to zero, and I'm just
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: gonna say, here, do charitable good works with it?
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: Would you trust? Who would you sign it over to
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: to do that? Because I don't trust any fucking charity
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: these days, because there's somebody making there's somebody driving a
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: brand new fucking jag off the back and be paying
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: that we'll guarantee you.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: That's that's on his conscience or her conscience. To be
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: honest with you, it's not on my conscience. I have
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: given a one hundred and fifty million charity, right, three
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: fifths of my total winnings to charity and the other
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: one hundred million. Don't come looking for me, Tom, because
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: I'm jet skiing behind the super yacht with that.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: Are you going? Are you going? Full? You know, you
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: buy your own island that's fully automated.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: Like and I'm not gonna buy my own island. I'm
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: gonna buy one of those big super yachts that you
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: can land a helicopter on. And it is a floating
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: island that floats around the world. Okay, all rise, yeah,
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: a movable island. Why would you want an island that
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: just stays in one place?
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: Well, it's because it's landon You know how I feel
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: about that wet stuff?
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: Well true, yeah, I was at the beach there at
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: the weekend and I didn't think it in the fuck.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: But no, there's these these things are rock solid. Now,
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: these things are like like a building.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Lionside was okay, yeah, all right, right, right right, But
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: then the only thing about that is jir. It's one
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: thing to have your island you can work around it,
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: or your big house where you can just tip around yourself.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: You have to have a ragus staff. No, the children,
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: right enough.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: Put the kids to it. I'll listen, children, I'll buy
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: you as a fifty million yacht and we'll all just
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: cruise the world in it.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: But use clean it now.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: I known you give it the ones over with the shark.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: It's not a shark vacuum, an actual shark, an actual
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: that's how rich you are.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: You're rich.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: I am supposed to just get the shark out and
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: put the disposable sharks.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Oh no, that one's dead. Oh yeah, the only last
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: ten minutes to funk that overboard. We've we've got another one.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: Use the one dead shark to catch another shark.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised that you haven't gone and build yourself a
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: team park, because you love team parks.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: And I love team parks.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, why would you not? Like, I'm just going
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: back to the island thing here now you could you
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: could potentially still do this on the super yacht, but
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: just have like a roller coaster to spots around your island,
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: not just one wee and back to where you started.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Like actually have it like the Lewis do you know
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: what I mean?
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: It's stopped like a mono rail, Yeah.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: A monorail, but it stops. But it ain't no mono rail,
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Like it's going to loop the loops and it's lip things.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: But you can just go down to the jacks at
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: the other end of the island in four seconds at
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: the speed of fucking sound. But you've you know, you've
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: lost a tooth on the way, Like I think you
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: may go super large.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: On this, Like no sense in being no sense in
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: being sensible, Tom, what's.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: No none whatsoever? I can't Like if we were talking
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: ten million, then we'd have to get into the nuts
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: and boats. Then we're talking two hundred and fifty million.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: There's no fit. I'm not seeing any failure here at all.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Bar I take up a drug habit. That's the only
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: thing and that could that could happen.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: I've got to tell you, Tom, I often I often said, now,
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: I haven't tasted the highlight all that often in my life,
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: once or twice brought out to nice places and things
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: like this and looked after, and you know, really looked after.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: I'm not just like get prods with your stake looked after.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you get looked after and wind and dine
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: and whatnot.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Jerry's not suggesting that there was hookers brought in, right,
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: And he's just said the globe was top notch in
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: the place.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Grubb was top notch in the place was And I
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: was like, oh Jesus, I'm glad I'm not paying for
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: this kind of a thing. Yeah. Now, I want to
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: tell you one thing, Tom, I always wandered in my life.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: You know, you hear stories of the likes of say
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: mc hammer that made millions, and then all of a
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: sudden they're broken, destitute, and they're like, how did you
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: spend that amount of money? How could you possibly lose
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: that amount of money. You go to a couple of
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: these places like what I'm talking about. Yep, you'll find
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: out how you lose that money in a hurry.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Oh Jesus Christ, every fucker has his and out. Yeah yeah,
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: yeah right, every situation is will clean you up.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: You orders there, like, I could get real use to this,
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: and I could get real used to bringing my nearest
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: and dearest with me to a place like this to
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: live at large for a weekend.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, so let's go through because the people shouting at
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: their going and lads, you're talking out your whole like,
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: let's put some bring it back down to earth ever,
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: select So let's say, all right, we've given a way,
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: We've done our charge with fucking things. Right, We've given
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: away whatever stock. Cherry's given away one hundred and fifty million.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: I can see myself given at least one hundred and
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: fifty euro right, Let's go logical, a handful of logical
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: things before we get away from the cork person winning
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: all the money. What's the first car you buy?
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: That's a very interesting question, Tom, because I feel that
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: will be an emotional purchase rather than that.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's what I mean. Like, like, let's
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: let's see what emotion I reckon. I would I would
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: buy in as good a condition as I could find one,
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: like a two thousand era TiO Yars.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: In like a mint.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Condition mint Yeah yeah, yeah.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Ti over years because I always love that week are
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: And that was like when I was running bout in
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: college around like I was like fucking lovely yards just
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: around the place.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: I get it, I absolutely get it.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: I never got one I still haven't got one yet,
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Go fucking buy one in the morning. You get a
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Germany min condition.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: The Japanese one, I think is important was called something
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: like the Wits or something like that. Yeah, but they
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: were either all the belts and whistles. Do you know what,
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: It's funny ten of them and just crashed them. Oh yeah,
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: it's funny you say that because I was like, well,
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: I've driven the fast cars and all that, and I
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: don't want I don't because you're you are a ballache
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: with it, like I don't. I don't. I don't need
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: to look at me anymore. Like that's I'm long past that.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: I genuinely and this will pay. I don't know, well,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: our listeners will probably appreciate it. I definitely would be.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: I would not a drug addiction, but I could see
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: myself getting like a land Rover addiction fired back up again.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: I've had a couple of them in the past. But
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: saying that, an everyday driver, I think I get a
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: land Cruiser like a twenty seventeen jap Import because they
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: again they've all the Japanese lads get all the good stuff,
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: they get all the good stuff. I think I just
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: get a land cruiser, because do you know what not
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: beats a land cruiser. There's nobody you can look at
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: what about their nothing beats a land cruiser. But I'd
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: also go all the way back only because I saw
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: it yesterday, a nineteen ninety Parado land cruiser, long, long
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: wheel based. I won't lie. It brought a tear to
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: my eye. Was looking at the thing, going Jesus Christ,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: that's one of the most beautiful vehicles at four wheels.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: It was fucking stunning. Would you change house? Would you
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: put a ludicrous thing in your house?
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Would a change house? Tom, I've change time zone, I'd
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: change hemisphere, baby, I swear to God.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Do you get a personal chef? I'm gonna throw rapid
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: ones at you here, you get it? Do you get
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: a personal chef?
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Now? What is what is your what is your go
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: to extraordinary meal that must be made.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Perfect surfan turf?
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right? Flash clothes? Is there any
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: every night? And no come on you? No, no, no, no,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: that would have been amazed had you going there was
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: always a jacket? Did I want to.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd love it. No no, no, no, no no
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: no no. Let's talk back at your tom Now what
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: about yourself? First holiday?
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: First HOLIDAYA is going to be to the Virgin Islands
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: where I can hide my money where not? I do
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: you know what I don't. I don't really care about places,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? I'd probably want to
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: go see Dolly World like you do you have me
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: big dubsince yeah, I probably want to go see that.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: And there's a town in Idol or something. It's just
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: got all these mad sideways buildings that are built for
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: the crack almost find it and send it on to
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: It's like maybe it's not either. It's got no special
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: name to it.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Sounds like you want to coast the coast road trip,
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: is what I'm I.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Think, So yeah, I think just for the hell of it.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: But I'd want to fucking Tayota Land Cruise are wait
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: for me at the airport when I get there. Like
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: I don't want to drive American shy. I want to
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: drive the length or they do do comfort to give
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: them their due, they got to do their comfort. I
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: think I would have I wouldn't. I enjoy surprising people
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: because I don't really care for things that much, but
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: I enjoy getting things for people. And I think just
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: springing things on people that they didn't expect at all
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: and maybe possibly didn't even want at the time. I
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: would find hilarious, like I'd love to have I'd have
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Guard Brooks against singing at your next birthday and not
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: tell you about it.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: What I'd do wrong with you.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, I just think it'd be hilarious for
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: you anyway.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: That's I'm busy. Guard. Well, listen, we might have led
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: the witness a little bit there gang more on some
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: of Tom's vehicle choices now very very shortly, but for
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: now we're going to leave it be, and we wish
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: our pal down and Cork the very best in their
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: future endeavor. And if you happen to have a favorite
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: podcast and you want to pay a couple of mortgages,
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: well I know what you can know in the comments.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: But until then we're going to move on, because that
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: was that lad who already that lady who won the
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: euro millions, or only that syndicate what I understand is
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: the way to report these things to them, if you
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: know what I mean, that won the euro millions. Then
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: in Cork we're going to move on to another lad
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: that we heard of this week. For the second segment
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: of the Tom and Jerry Show. We always like to
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: talk about someone that just shines everybody else. When we
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: talk about them, we don't say, ah, it's this lad.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: We say, Tom, but this lad, Now, there's that guy
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: we were This chap was brought to our attention by
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: a listener. And to be fair, our listeners fair, no,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: do you know what I mean?
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: You know they never send us. Hey, have you heard
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: of this guy called kid Rock? You know, it's always
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: somebody that we would call it has been this lad.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: And I thought we scared it around it a little
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: bit there, Tom, because we did. We did?
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: We did? I did.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: I think this vehicle exceeds your dream to tell de
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: fining people who are talking about here.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: This is the lad himself is sixty seven year old
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: retired Frank Roswell. He's from the kind of Lancaster I
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: suppose Manchester, kind of partful again. It's never going to
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: be a Southerner in English or it's not. It's always
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: going to be an order like this lad tacks all
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: the boxes like you know what I mean. He he
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: has glasses, he's a far engineer, yer and he decided
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: for the crack he was going to buy himself a
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: little little steam engine. Then he figured out, what I
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: build a steam engine? What way would I go about it?
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: And he was going to put it, put a steam
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: engine into something, and he just couldn't He couldn't find
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: the right vetal until he stumbled upon and Mark one nineteen.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: I think his nineteen seventies Mark one Landrover Defender one
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: of the finest vehicles. Again, I mean he's taking a
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: lot of boxes here like this.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: This is like a segment for the Tom and Jerry
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Show was created in a lab.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: If AI, if we just tried to if we described
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Fred Dibner to AI, this is possibly what he would
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: come up with. Do you know what I mean? This
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: old Frank here, like he's literally the whole, the whole works.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: So now Tom the Mark one Defender, you would you
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: would class that as being if we're gonna call it anything,
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: it would be a perfect vehicle as is.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I mean the engine alone. I guarantee
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: he has that sitting open blocks looking amazing like probably
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: college deity paint repainted. Do you know they all have
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: a signature on him. You could find the man who
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: like one thing, I'll give the Brits when they build
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: the thing. By God, they keep good notes on things
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: like you'll find you'll find the guy that tightened everything
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: on that, you know what I mean, like and chances
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: are his grandson doesn't now as well, there's there and
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: there's there's history in the old land rovers. Now land
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: rovers these days I think are made by Tata. I
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: think they're owned by like Jaguar and who's owned by
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Tata in India. So demanders are no longer made in
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: the shape the classic, you.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Know, no, And they have become very much like an
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: urban tractor.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah they yeah, they have, well, but the old fashioned.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: If you're if you're a culture at all, you sat
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: in the.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Back of one of these, well, I mean she's got
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: like it's got right angles. This thing has got a
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: lot of right angles.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: His boxy.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: So after dedicating more than four hundred hours on the project,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: the traction engine enthusiasts and former can tested on bear
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: grills the island. I mean, this guy's a bad motherfucker,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Yeah, he took his new
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: motor out for Spain. Now he's they reckon. He spent
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: like twenty four grand in English pounds.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: So I gotta say four hundred hours Tom doesn't sound
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: like that much.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: It doesn't. But I'm guessing he might have been able
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: to buy components you know that were he wasn't. Yeah,
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: he wasn't doing the absolute thread on it million, you
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: know what I mean, spending fucking thousand like Fred put
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: a thousand hours into just one part of a steam engine.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Ye forge his own fucking rivets.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, four hundred hours your sums is about an
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: hour a day for a year. Now. I played No,
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: not saying anything about Frank, probably saying a lot more
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: about me, but I clocked up three hundred and fifty
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: hours playing Skyrim in a summer, So like he's not
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: as obsessive as some we have had on this podcast.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: No, but what he did was he stripped out the
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: old engine. But do you know what to give him
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: his due, right, he this is a tidy engineer because
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: it looks exactly what you imagine. It's a Defender red Defender.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: But he's left the where the steam engine parties. He's
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: painted a green with a big co chimney coming up
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: the middle of it.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: And just took like it's Thomas the tank engine Thomas
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: the tank engine.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Chimney's sticking up the middle, and he's got of where
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: you'd imagine on the center console and a modern modern
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: car would have go all the way down the middle.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: He actually has a fucking stove in there, like.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: That's where the firebox is. So yeah, just where you
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: would be where you would be tuning in your radio. Yeh,
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: he is shoveling in coal.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: You love it so much.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Now here's the thame time that thing has to be
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: loaded with. His best is for not to burn the
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: legs of him when you're driving it.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Right, do you know what I mean? He didn't talk
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: about any safety elements, but he only lives up the road,
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: or he only works up the road about three or
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: four miles, because he does still a bit at it,
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Like they say retired, we still does a bit back
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: up at the office is up the road, which is
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: four miles now do twenty four k per hour, which
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: I suppose in old money is probably about fifteen miles
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: an hour. Yeah, he's up to work in like twelve
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: or thirteen minutes and has had the best time of
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: his life. Like he's literally driving his own steam engine
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: up to work every day.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, except if you read the article Tom, or at
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: least read the one that I read. Is that he
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: has to light the fire two hours before he drives
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: the heat up.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: It's the only thing. There's no passengers either, because basically
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: the passenger seat is a big coal bunk.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's got a little custom it shovel because
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: it's only a tiny little hatch for throwing in the coal.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: He's got to us it around.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, this is this is the definition of do
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: you know the way sometimes you go out of a
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: cold morning and he said, I let the car run
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: a little bit for to warm up before we go
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: to school or whatever like that. He literally has to
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: go out every morning and fill this thing and start
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: the fire and empty the firebox and all this kind
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: of crack and clean it out just to go far
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: mile up the road.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Well, this is you know what. At the same time,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: like he said it right himself when he turns aroun
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: and he says he's from all of them is where
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: he's from, which Lancaster Greater Manchester area? He said, we
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: all need the Albay And I like to iron doing
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: fred here because it's pretty much like for like, that's
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: all I'm saying, right, we all need Albay, and I
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: like to do things that are difficult. Good Man, good Man,
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Why why does everything have to be so easy when
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: you were accessible? I now listen to this, I don't.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: This is why he was four hundred hours was no
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: bother because I already built the nineteen ten steam wagon
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: and got a real kick out of that, So I thought,
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: what else can I do? What else can you do?
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: You could kick back? Not I wanted to unique and
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: recognize what well you fucking did that accomplished body and
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: no one had ever done it before. Fifteen miles an
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: hour day. You go, mildew ridden land rover. He bought that,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: but I'd say he still gave good good money for
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: what it was. They give it. Yeah, they showed the
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: series the two point twenty five engine that he pulled
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: out of it. But it have four grand for that
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: and spent another twenty twenty grand. I'm building the audio.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: But like Lad's chair, lads spend money on fucking campra Vans,
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Like they spend fifty grand in the campra Vent that
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: sits in the driver going green for the whole year,
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: like this for the How would that not bring a
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: smile to everybody's face.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: I mean, I have no counter argument to this. I
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: think this lad is incredible and more power to him.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: The only thing that I challenge him now, Tom, is
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: to do something else. And I have a funny feel
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: and I have a little project for him. Frank, if you're listening, buddy,
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: if you're still with us, okay, if you haven't, and
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: it's not promised, because you might remember, Tom that even
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: the mighty fred Dibner himself built a steam tractor and
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: he wasn't allowed to drive that onto the grounds of
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Bookingham Palace for as knighted, because it was, for all
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: intents and purposes, a bomb. Yeah.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: But this is this is Lancaster, do you know what
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: I mean? They've got a history of building, you know,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Bob to that to.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: That, know, Tom, That's exactly where I'm heading next. When
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: you said Lancaster, I was like, all right, yeah, and
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: the whole life. Here's what I want that man to
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: do next. I want him to build a land Rover
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: defender with the engine of a spitfire.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Do you know what, though you propeller.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: Engine out the front of it and Everton's spinning.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: It's only after I get excited about the air defender,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: the air over, the spit defender. Yeah, you know, it's
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: only I get all excited about these things the whole lot.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: I go, Jesus Christ, I wonder could I do that?
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: And then you kinda go, well, you do have to
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: see the wife and child every so often, you know.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: And it's like he brushes over to my grandchildren absolutely
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: little over. Of course they do. They find an exciting
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: time a ride and that little chuggerlong too on the
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: watch because of Latin fires and filled it up with coal,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: he says. My wife Judith, though, thinks so crazy and
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: hasn't even had a ride on it yet. Yeah, Judith
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: ain't fucking going on that thing.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, Judas, Judas is consulting her lawyers like that.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: And the only thing that that he is able to
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: banance it out with that Judas is probably okay with
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: that unless it keeps me out of pub Mmm. I
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: don't think anybody's pulling you in on that thing, to
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: be honest with you. Nobody's put no copper whatever breath
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: lies a man that's driving that thing.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: You're going that fifteen mile an hour, you're.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Got, You're you're all right, champ, you're our hero.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Off you there you go, Off you go. Well listen,
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: there you go. That is that land Tim in a
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: charming story. And nobody was hurt or injured, which is
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: always nice. I know.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: That would have been okay if there was, you would
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: be okay.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: If you finished the story with like the boiler popped
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: the river and it passed cleanly through Frank Skull killing
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: him instantly.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Legend he martyr, he'd be a martyr.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Well it didn't. But there you go. And as you
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: say yourself, he has grandkids, kids that love having a
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: spin around it because kids love having spins around and things. Tom,
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: I fondly remember many's the spin that I personally had
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: inland Road for Defenders as well. Be said when I
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: was a Gason. But you and Meat him, it's been
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: a while since we were gas and it's not been yesterday.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: You and I were both born in the early eighties
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: and it's the twenty twenty five's right now, which means
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: we've seen a hell of a lot of shit over
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: forty five years. A lot of changes were made and
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: we look back at them. In the last segment of
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: the show, Tom called we remember when when I was
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: a young lad twenty or thirty or forty years ago,
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: A bit of a point one this week because the
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: reason it comes we come to talk about it is
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: the passing of Lord Mountbatten of Slain. Is he Mount Batten,
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Lord mount Charles? There you go.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: I just tell your text message with Hello Jerry. Yeah,
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: I know it's not the other No, it's the other fellow.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: So any key listener, long term listener, will go. That's
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: that's very on brand for McBride.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Actually I had a follow on. I had a follow
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: on joke about how this is the Mountbatten that we
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: do sympathize with, or this is the mount Batton that's okay,
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: not the same family at all. But you know what
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you, Tom, go back, go back
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: forty your fifty years and say you tie them all together.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Well, there you go.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: I'm still I'm still hampered by sunstroke. So what can
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: I say. I'm getting them out bands them in the
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Mount Charles's. But yes, Lord Mount Charles has passed away,
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: he of Slain Castle fame, and it gave us pause
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: to think down through the years of all the Slain
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: concerts that we have noticed. Tom now Tom before we
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: go anywhere else. And I might ask you this before,
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: have you been the slaying my man?
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: I haven't. I thought I had been. I have not,
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: mostly to do with the fact that, you know, I
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: don't stand with the British land of gentry that's still
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: owned property here in Ireland. But you know what, if
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: you want to be a sympathize Jergan Fair Place, yea,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: I'm just well, and you.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Know what I'm going to tell you. He threw an
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: awful lot of concerts on his property, which I appreciate.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: He didn't have a receipt for the day on a
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: drink goes a long way with me. Hasn't that been
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: the scourge of Ireland?
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: And all I was, you know, do you know what
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: I had? Mandela affected myself into thinking that I'd been
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: to see Eminem there or something. And Eminem did play
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: there because I looked it up and I'm like, no,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: but I didn't go that year. It was lepers down.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, yeah, easiness.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, see, this is the thing we
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: would remember we remember when folks, when we remember things
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: that we did in our late teens early twenties, we
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: remember fu all of it because I dare say we
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: were very very drunk.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: At the time, very drunk.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you couldn't keep me out of Slain at
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: one stage because Slain in County Meade is a mere
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: forty five minutes up from my hometown of carp Across,
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: So those ample buses to and from it, and I
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: dare say, Tom from the Bunch area not just as
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: easy to get to Slain. Other day, I would say, No.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: The big thing that was rolling through kind of nineties
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that was one. It was kind of
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: the first of the festivals. Really. It was known as
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: the Trip to Tip like it was right.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, you know what I'm going to tell you,
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: how if I made the effort to go to the
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Trip to the Tip, which I did, you could have
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: come to Slane at least once I could not.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: We'll not We'll not put the only thing, you know,
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: the only thing about you know, it was in the
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Simple Stadium, which is founded known by Irish people colonialism
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: You knew where your money was going, you know where
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: it was going, So comrere Tom, I thought it might
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: be interesting for that. We remember when the segment of
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: the Term and Jerry Show to go through the lineups
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: of Slains down through the years, because it wasn't an
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: annual festival. It wasn't like it was all day every day.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: But but down through the years there were quite a
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: number of slains and we can have a little chat
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: and see which ones you would have liked to gone
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: to and and I'm not gone to. How does that sound? Yeah?
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Do you know what it is too? Because I thought
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: it was just singular. It was like it was a
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: festival or whatever. But there was festivals. But then there
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: was just singular one offs too, wasn't there like there
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: was well, there was lineups.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: You couldn't you couldn't set a watch to it. No,
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: But generally with SLAIN there would be your headliner or
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: support act and three or four bands earlier on the day, which,
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: sorry to bors anyone's bubble, very few people went to
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: because in the middle of the day that's when you drink.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm guessing most of these came in around,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: you know, a big tax bill for the Mount Charleses.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: I'm just going to say that, throw it out there.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: Natural Amphitheater, Tommy was doing it for the love of
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: the music. Natural Amphitheater yeah, Yeah, it was a fucking field.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Turn it down.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: Sixteenth of August nineteen eighty one, Tom, this is the
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: first possible sling that I could have possibly gone to.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: I would have been six months old. Okay, I don't
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: think you were even sixteenth of August nineteen eighty one.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: You weren't born, No, no, no, I was still joy.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: I was due. I was jew another month nearly another
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: month after that.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you were in the cocker well, you missed out
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: on Tin Lizzy as a headliner, and you two, God
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: love them, they were second on the bill. They were
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: like barely even there. They played the like sixty people
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: that wanted in early to get still a serious gig,
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: some gig for them at the time. Nineteen eighty two,
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: Tom saw the Rolling Stones play could take it leavage
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: at the end with support act the Chieftains.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Now I would have been on for the Chieftains, all right,
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: but because they would have been as drunk as we were.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you know, you could get it home early,
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: which is not a given and slain and I'll tell
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: you that much. Nineteen eighty three you two have moved
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: up to the headline act with support by Simple Minds,
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: and e rhythmics.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Rhythmics, yeah yeah for that, Yeah yeah, I.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: Could see three year old me gonna go for you rhythms.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: All right, and eurrhythmic pampers, yeah yeah.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: Nineteen eighty four. Tom, Now, okay, I could have been
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: a flower child.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Let me guess, Let me guess, Queen.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: No, they're coming up in a wee second. Bob Dylan,
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: who I could give you, I could take a leave now,
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Bob Dylan.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: I mean I like Bob some Bob Dylan songs, But
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: to imagine him in a concert, a giant outdoor concert.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: You know, after Lampey Theater or not.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like there's you man, Jerry Cinnamon.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Now he is high energy, the Scottish guy, you know
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: what I mean? He can control alert.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: But like.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: You know, I guess a lot of drugs. That's the
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: only thing. If you're on taken a lot of drugs,
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: you'll be all right about Dylan.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Well, for those keeping score as far as Tom's concerned,
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: that's Bob Dylan, Nil Jerry Cinnamon. One. Uh the support
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: tax there or you be forty and Santana. See this
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: is what it is with with the fucking anybody Santana
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: and you be forty two absolute crackers. I'm sorry, but
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: there's no rhythm to that at all.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Well that doesn't. So you have a South American guitar legend. Yeah,
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: and then you have the Brownie A bunch of white guys. No,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: they're there are white guys you be forty were from? Remember,
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: I don't no, I don't think there were. I think
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: they were. Maybe let's say they're English. But they sang
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: in the reggae. But the white guys doing reggae music,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: there's a rat dimik what I'm going to do, there's
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: a rat dmi. I'd be all up in that. Look
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: I'm gone, then I'm back to the bar. That's fine.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: The supports are winning for me through all of this.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: You had no support act Tom in nineteen eighty five
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: because as it was one man, one show for three
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: hours to one hundred thousand people, has to be Springsteen.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: It's Springsteen himself comes out.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: He doesn't. He still doesn't do a sport a miserable folk.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: But he's street the street band like he's been he's
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: been with them a long time.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: Like I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you one thing, Tom
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: I'm not sitting through three hours of anybody.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, I wouldn't go through three
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: hours of myself, to be honest with you, could No, No,
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: I get that.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, all right, we're gonna We're gonna rapid fire
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: through a few of these times. Nineteen eighty six was
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: when Queen landed with the Bengals and Chris ree again, like,
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: who's making these fucking lists?
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Do you know what it's? They were? They were that's
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: the house party, Like, that's Queen. We're at a party,
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: went Le's We're kicking the Dublin next or in New
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Ireland next week. You want to try to get them.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: We're staying at a posh fellow's house. It's gonna be class.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, King or something. Nineteen eighty seven, Tom again the
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: head that the acts are all over the place. David
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Bowie headlines with as lanin support.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: How could I protect you in that crazy spaceship?
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: All right? Nineteen ninety two this was the first time
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: I became aware of slain as a thing. Nineteen ninety two.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: I was twelve years of age, and I was just
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: the right height to be aware of the fact that
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: playing up the road for me were guns n' roses.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: I just knew at nineteen ninety two they were so yeah,
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I was use your illusion.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: I was the height of it. Like you would. You
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: would have definitely gone.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: To that Welcome to the land of gentry. We got
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: from the games, archery for all the kids and shoot
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: the poor people.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: Go on you pain dancing with mister Mountchild nineteen ninety three,
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: following a fucking shooting with a stab in here to
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: be honest with your Tom Neil Young like, yeah, how
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: does that follow?
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Guns and roses? See this, this is what gets me.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: It's not like it's electric picnic that you'd be like,
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: all right, okay, I guess it's going to be a
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: certain vibe for a certain crowd. It could be fucking
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: entine come to Slane.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Jesus good clearly for an ac DC were booked up.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah no, and again again the who was open fucking
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: ill young four non blondes.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: He had to say, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, give you, yeah, I give you. I gave
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: you a batrow. In nineteen ninety five R. E. M.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: With support act Sharon Shannon.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: That's me in the corner. That's me when the car
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: playing the bees Wing.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Nineteen ninety eight we had the Verve. Now I know
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: people that went to this and said it was the
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: fucking wharf date their lives.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: I want to be fair. That's very fucking bleak. But
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: music was going through a very bleaked thing.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: At the time, wasn't it, Like yeah, yeah not all
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: Brett Pop was good as all I'm going to say.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: Nineteen nineteen nine was headlined by Robbie Williams and yeah,
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: fair play room Robbie Williams.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah he can do the business. Sorry, he's still banging out,
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: banging it out.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Like yeah, happy mondays in support there. Next year year
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: two thousand, not much has changed, but we live underwater.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: Brian Adams headlined with support act Moby like I could
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: be fucking saying anything like literally anybody could be support.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: There's no rhyme or reason to any of it.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: That's like, you know, Metallica go up there, but they've
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: got the cores and suppose.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: Right, Okay, no joke exactly that nineteen okay, two thousand
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: and one, ten days before nine to eleven here we
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: actually had two concerts. It was the first time there
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: was ever two Slanes in a year. And it was
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: two elevation to UR show shows from You two.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Did he know something was going on? Gettu go shows
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: in the one year? No one is probably gonna shut
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: down for a.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Way, It's very possible.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: And what was the next one? Well?
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: Actually sorry, two thousand and one was YouTube. The first
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: show was YouTube with support act Coldplay. Fair enough, fair enough? Yeah, yeah,
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: yeah that's the second concert was You two with support
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: act Moby featuring Ardolow, Handlon. Fucking what I was reading?
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: I just reading what's in front of me?
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Two thousand and two was a very special slain because
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: it was the fourth one I ever went.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Who is that.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: Again? Tom? I cannot explain why I sat on my
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: hands up until two thousand and two and then decided
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: that's it. I simply cannot miss the Stereophonics, But there
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: you go, Okay, and Richie, that's what That's what got
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: me out of my seat was to go to the
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: Stereophonics with support actor Charlatans, which I guess was cool.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not what.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I was filthy drunk at that thing and I
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: got thrown out by the bouncer.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that's fair.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: Enough, but I came back the following year with a
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: mustache that the wouldn't recognize me for red Hot Chili
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: Peppers with support act Food Fighter.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: See that's okay. Now, Now somebody's actually fucking stopped doing
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: d MT and actually started booking this thing like they
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: fucking know what they're at. They're at okay.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: And then two thousand and four, by their old ways again, Tom,
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: because it was Madonna with support act Iggy Pop.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Right now, do you know what? They're two kind of
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: fucking messes of humans? Like you know what I mean?
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Iggy Pop is what Madonna now looks like. Do you
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: know what I mean?
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: Yes, I can't argue with any of that, but I
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: will remember, like Madonna. I told the story on the
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: podcast before. Madonna did not show up until like quarter
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: to ten at night, and people were al ready to
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: fucking kill. I was Sarah about it, Tom, but I
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: was not Sara that I missed the Rolling Stones when
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: they came back in two thousand and seven. And now
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: I'm getting to be a grown ass man. I'm not
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: coming to these things. I'm not coming to Oasis in
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: two thousand and nine, or indeed, Kings of Leon in
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: twenty eleven, you'd be all right, thank you very much. Yeah, yeah,
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: you know, now we're getting into the wounds that you
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: can miss and Tom then into twenty thirteen. Ah, is
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: that right? Eminem in twenty thirteen? Am I doing my
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: sums right? Or have I forgotten what age I am? Nope,
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: there you go, Eminem in twenty thirteen.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: I have something to thought.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sorry, I'm forget about that. Eminem was supposed
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: to play ten years previously that and remember he cried
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: out because he was exhausted or on drugs or some
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: such drugs.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: I think it was.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what That's what's throwing me there. Yeah.
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: Food Fighters twenty fifteen, twenty sixteen. They skipped it and
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: came back in twenty seventeen for Guns and Roses. Metallica
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: in twenty nineteen, and then in twenty twenty three, the
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: last slag Festival of the Mount Charles era, headlined by
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: Harry Styles.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Jesus, wow, fuck you go from Metallica to Harry Styles.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: Which I will say now it's it's not for me,
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: but I would say, if you were so inclined to
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: be a Harry salesman, I would imagine that was a
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: good answer. Corses for courses, horses for courses.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: And that was almost all of them. You could I
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: could go, yeah, okay, maybe a lot of them.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking now, you know. At the same time, now
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: I'm glad I missed that. But folks, look, thanks for
• 47:55
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• 48:05
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