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Black Friday of the Dead - Episode 3: Bookstores & Bullets · Session Zero Heroes | TTRPG Actual Play Adventures & Improv Storytelling

• 0:18
  >> Skylar: Last time on Black Friday of the dead.
• 0:21
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: If we can arm ourselves at sporties.
• 0:23
  >> Quinn: We could, like, get some, like, raincoats and then,
• 0:26
  like, killing stuff. Just swap out
• 0:29
  the raincoat.
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  >> Dave: Yeah, that's a great idea. How sturdy do these zombies,
• 0:33
  look on their feet?
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  >> Skylar: And these are kind of your classic shufflers. Slow
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  moving and they don't hold up super well,
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  but they are resilient. The other one that is on
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  your left side does not get knocked down.
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  And he is going to make, an attack against
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  you, Dave. You take eight damage as this
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  zombie lunges forward and bites you in the
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  shoulder. there is a utility cart, but there is
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  a what looks like some kind of janitorial
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  just sitting there. And he goes,
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  hey, are you
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  a, survivor? Be advised, the
• 1:08
  military has completely surrounded the
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  facility. If you are a survivor, you
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  must last until midnight and make it to
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  the rooftop where we will land a chopper and pick
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  you up. As you guys are walking
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  down this little corridor here, there are windows
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  into the COVID to cover bookstore. And you
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  actually see that there seems to be some survivors
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  inside. a couple of people are standing guard by where
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  the front doors would be. It seems like they have taken
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  bookcases and they have pushed them in front
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  of this opening to kind of create a makeshift barricade.
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  Yeah, we got a guy over here that's from the news.
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  >> Quinn: What's the best way to get up to the roof?
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  >> Skylar: There's one in the security office.
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  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Which side of the mall is that on?
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  >> Skylar: The other one? Going out into the main hallway is just
• 1:53
  completely unsafe. Have you seen how many zombies are out there?
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  >> Cameron: I will go ahead and join you guys. My name's Jackson,
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  in case you guys needed formalities.
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  >> Skylar: And at the other end of this track, you can see a couple of
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  zombies that are both just kind of standing there right next to the rainy day
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  for you store. There is a fast fad
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  hobbies store. Nick, on the other hand, the one that
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  was lurching towards you, lunges forward
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  and bites onto you on
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  your hand. You guys have your distraction. You have your robot
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  dog. You have your, RC vehicle
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  ready to go to create this distraction.
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  Welcome, everybody, to another episode of
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  Black Friday of the Dead,
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  where a group of individuals are trapped
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  in a mall during Black Friday. And
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  it's a, it's a fun throwback to 2016. It's all
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  set in place in 2016. That's.
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  That's an important detail. So, get your mindset back in
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  2016, before COVID during
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  the time of the The Harambe
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  disaster.
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  rest in peace. I didn't have any other references.
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  Off the top of my head.
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  >> Quinn: It's Cubs won the World Series.
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  >> Skylar: The Cubs won the World Series. Thank you. Appreciate the
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  sports reference from Quinn. speaking of Quinn,
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  the people who are currently running around trapped in this
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  mall full of zombies are. Dave,
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  Quinn, and they're all playing themselves. Just to clarify.
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  I'll get to you in a moment. Jackson
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  and Fatty Lumpkins, these are our returning players.
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  And added to this is Cameron,
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  who once again, as I say every time I
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  introduce you, is just. He's in everything.
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  >> Cameron: They thought they would finally get a series without
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  me, and I crawled my way
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  back and he was
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  furious.
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  >> Skylar: No, just because of schedules and stuff. It didn't work
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  out to initially happen, but thankfully a mall full
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  of zombies and, ah, a bunch of you guys are.
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  Would be like teenagers if. Older teenagers. Young
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  adults. Young adults is a good way to put it.
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  >> Cameron: I was 18, so yeah, young adults.
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  >> Skylar: Is a good way to put it. So, running around, it's
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  easy to throw additional characters in.
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  we may even have one more coming in, but I'll leave that to
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  be a surprise. But for now, we're gonna jump back to where we
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  were in Black Friday of the
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  Dead. Okay,
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  so, Fatty and Dave and
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  Quinn, the three of you had just come out of Fast
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  Fab Hobbies. You guys were able to secure
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  yourselves a remote control car as
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  well as a small remote control dog, I
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  believe is Dave. What you. You grabbed to put on
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  the back or trunk bed of
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  this. This remote control car. Yes.
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  So that's what you guys have. your current goal
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  was to create some sort of a distraction in order to
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  release Jackson from,
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  inside of COVID to cover, which is currently barricaded,
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  but also surrounded kind of by zombies at the entrance. So
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  he didn't really have an opportunity to get out.
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  so what are you guys doing with your. With your new
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  found electronics?
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  >> Quinn: Well, so we sent the janitor, guy.
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  >> Skylar: Oh, yeah, that's right.
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  >> Quinn: What did we send him to do?
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  Yeah, power tools.
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  >> Skylar: Yeah, power tools.
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  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Oh, I can use power tools.
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  >> Skylar: There you go.
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  >> Quinn: I think it might have been power tools or something.
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  >> Skylar: Did you send him to a specific store?
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  >> Quinn: Let's just say he died on the way. He never came back.
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  >> Skylar: We'll just have him return back to his home
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  because he had our tools on his heart.
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  >> Quinn: What did we want? The tool. We wanted them just for defense or. What do we
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  want?
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  >> Skylar: Fatty just was really adamant about the fact that he's
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  really Good with power tools. Let's just roll with the
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  fact that the old janitor guy, who, unfortunately,
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  his name also escapes me.
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  We could. Yes.
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  >> Cameron: This could be very easily solved by, like, taking a
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  minute and listening to what, like the last three minutes, which.
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  >> Skylar: I actually spent today doing.
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  And one of the few details I don't remember was what his name
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  was or what he left for. But whatever the
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  case, he's off getting tools from his cart, which I do
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  feel like was correct. And at the moment,
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  you guys are just standing, like I said, right. Probably close
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  to the entrance of the Fast Fab
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  Hobbies with your gear that you've gotten. So what
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  is your plan? And. Or rather not. What is your plan?
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  We're waiting on. Not your plan.
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  >> Quinn: We're waiting on Jackson, aren't we?
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  >> Skylar: Well, no, no, no. You're trying to get him out.
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  >> Cameron: No, I'm stuck.
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  >> Skylar: We need to. So Jackson is in dispatch a
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  hord.
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  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Of zombies, that are in between our
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  way of meeting up.
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  >> Quinn: So we're going to take that car, the RC car, and we're going to
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  put in the. We're
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  going to.
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  >> Dave: Sparky, Barky.
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  >> Quinn: Sparky, Barky.
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  >> Skylar: Put them in the back room.
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  >> Quinn: Zip that out. clear. But the entrance
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  is still blocked, right? Or able to get through.
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  >> Skylar: You're hoping that I. As I recall, you guys are hoping that
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  it'll create a distraction that'll lead the zombies away.
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  >> Quinn: But didn't you have the entrance block to the bookstore?
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  >> Skylar: He was. I think he was. You were just gonna climb over.
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  It's just bookshelves and a bunch of stacked.
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  >> Quinn: So we should try and we're. We
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  should try and try the strategy, basically.
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  >> Skylar: Yeah, absolutely. you can easily, obviously, get that dog
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  started making a bunch of noise and so on and so forth. here's my
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  question to you. What? Where are you
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  leading these zombies from?
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  >> Quinn: You know how we drop down the gate?
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  >> Skylar: Yes.
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  >> Quinn: So we should put the car out with Sparky on it, drop the gate.
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  Because when they go the opposite way so that when
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  they walk by, they aren't gonna come and get us.
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  >> Skylar: When you say drop the gate, where is the gate?
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  >> Dave: I think we were.
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  >> Quinn: Well, you know, just the normal store gate where, you know.
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  >> Skylar: Right. So you're gonna lead them into a store.
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  >> Quinn: No. Well, I mean, that's not a bad idea idea either.
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  I'm saying just lead them down.
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  >> Cameron: You're talking about.
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  >> Quinn: I'm saying just lean them down. That's not a bad idea either, though, is lead them
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  into a store and m. Then drop the gate on them.
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  >> Cameron: Yeah. What's the most useless store on this map?
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  >> Quinn: I. I'm gonna. I would. I mean, I would be able to find a key,
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  wouldn't I?
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  >> Skylar: I think.
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  >> Dave: I think.
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  >> Quinn: No, we can't. We. We need Stanky. That's one of his.
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  >> Fatty Lumpkins: I need a candle.
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  >> Skylar: Okay.
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  >> Dave: We could lead him down the. That empty
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  hallway by Chester's Fun Time.
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  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Arcade, send them into the bowling alley. You only lose your
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  bowling.
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  >> Dave: It might give us. Yeah, some of them might go in.
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  >> Skylar: The bowling alley, but it's an easy thing
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  to cut off.
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  >> Dave: That might give us some time to
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  open up the door to sporties
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  and maybe to Chester's Fun
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  Time.
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  >> Cameron: If. If you led them on to
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  one of the lanes on a bowling alley, would they be
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  able to leave?
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  Because they don't have bowling shoes.
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  >> Skylar: That's for sure. I'm sure they'd get yelled at, though.
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  >> Cameron: They're gonna be all slick and falling.
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  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Down, and we're in proficient at
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  bowling that they could bowl a strike of zombies.
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  >> Cameron: Yeah.
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  >> Quinn: We could send them down the oily lanes and never be able to.
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  >> Cameron: They'll never be able to leave.
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  >> Skylar: Wow. Well, you can only hope. But whatever the case, at the
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  moment, I would say the doors to the bowling alley are
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  open. so if you would like to. You
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  could try to use this, this
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  car and the dog to get him in there.
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  So who would like to be in control
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  of the remote control car and make the
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  attempt to lead the zombies in?
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  >> Quinn: I have a thing of good luck, so, I mean, I'm willing.
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  >> Dave: Okay, Quinn, use your virtual
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  racing skills.
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  >> Quinn: I have driving.
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  >> Skylar: He does have driving.
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  >> Quinn: Driving a car.
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  >> Skylar: How much?
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  >> Quinn: Three.
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  >> Skylar: I'll give you this. I'll give you that.
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  >> Quinn: Wow.
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  >> Skylar: Level three. Okay. So.
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  >> Quinn: And gaming.
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  >> Skylar: I mean. Yep, gaming. I
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  can't give you multiple skills, but I think. What is gaming
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  at, for one? Okay, well, we'll give you driving a car because
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  this technically is very literally driving a car.
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  >> Dave: Can we see a bowling lane from where we
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  are?
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  >> Quinn: No.
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  >> Skylar: Yeah. The doors are pretty.
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  >> Quinn: Do they have one of those? Can we.
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  They would have something where you could.
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  >> Skylar: Put a camera on the car.
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  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Yeah. Does this Hobby Town have gone pro?
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  >> Quinn: We were gonna say Hobby Town's got a. Like a
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  miniature camera that we can put on to
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  the RC car. Realistic.
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  >> Skylar: I'm gonna speed this along. I would just say that the
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  car. You grabbed a nice one. You grabbed like, a really
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  high, expensive, high quality one. And it has a camera
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  on it, so it'll be on. It's just like with like, some of
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  the, drones. Like, on
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  the controller, there's a screen.
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  >> Quinn: Okay.
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  >> Skylar: So.
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  >> Quinn: All right, well, so let's get, Sparky ready to
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  go, and we'll get the car. Car starts up fine.
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  >> Skylar: Yep. Oh, yeah, absolutely. It's all charged up, ready to go.
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  >> Dave: All right, I got Sparky's remote. I put Sparky in the back. I
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  got my finger on the bark button.
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  >> Quinn: All right, so I'm gonna wheel him out. I'm gonna wheel the car out.
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  >> Skylar: Okay.
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  >> Quinn: Without making any noise yet.
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  >> Skylar: So I'm gonna have you, roll a. I'm gonna call it an
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  intelligence just because you're, you know, using a car.
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  This is the D6. Yep. And then you're gonna add your intelligence,
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  and you're gonna add your plus three for driving a
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  car. And then I'm gonna give you a plus one as well,
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  because of the fact that you guys added the dog on, which is an added
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  distraction.
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  >> Quinn: You said it. Six.
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  >> Skylar: Yeah. D six. Yep.
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  >> Quinn: Six.
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  >> Skylar: Holy crap.
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  >> Quinn: Seven. Eight. Nine. Ten.
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  >> Skylar: Eleven.
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  >> Quinn: Twelve.
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  >> Skylar: Okay. So ridiculously successful.
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  You shoot this, Dave, you hit the button on the dog,
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  the car goes flying out at high speed.
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  Quinn's expertly, navigating this vehicle
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  as it shoots past, and you just start doing, like, some loop de
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  loops, trying to get their attention. And sure enough, the zombies
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  just are gathering around. They hear this dog
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  this whole time, and they just gather around
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  this electronic, car. And then
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  eventually, after you've kind of really gotten just about all of their attention,
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  you just lead it off into the bowling alley,
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  and they sort of file in in a line.
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  >> Quinn: What do I see in the bowling alley?
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  >> Skylar: There's a handful of zombies inside the bowling alley. some of
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  them are carrying those bowling ball is,
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  like, in their hands, and they're kind of, like, awkwardly leaned
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  based on the weight from the bowling.
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  >> Quinn: There's no zombies necessarily around us in that
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  little mall area.
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  >> Skylar: Yeah, I mean, there's, like, maybe one or two that you can see off in
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  the distance. I kind of.
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  >> Quinn: The bowling alley would have another gate. Every
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  sort. Wow. What I like.
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  Door.
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  >> Skylar: Good point. Yeah. It. It should also have a gate as well that comes on
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  the outside of the doors.
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  >> Quinn: I'm gonna take.
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  >> Skylar: Maybe it's just the doors. It is kind of just a doors thing,
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  but here's what I'll give you is it has
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  extruding handles that it. That
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  kind of are fused to the door.
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  >> Quinn: Right.
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  >> Cameron: You need a mop.
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  >> Skylar: Yes.
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  >> Quinn: I. I mean, I'm just. I mean, I assume every store in there's got A
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  broom or a mop. Yep. All right, so I want to take the
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  car, zoom it around the bowling alley a little bit, but
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  I want to point it to the door, make sure that the doors are safe, that I can get
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  over there in time.
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  >> Skylar: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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  >> Quinn: All right, so I want to run over there. Then we'll throw a mop in the door.
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  >> Skylar: Okay, sounds good. So you slam these doors to the bowling
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  alley close, locking in a bunch of the zombies. I
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  would say that you can even maybe see from the camera, maybe you hand
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  it off to somebody.
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  >> Quinn: I don't know.
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  >> Skylar: but whatever the case, you guys notice that a couple of them are, like. They notice the
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  door and they turn around, but before they can do it, anything, you slide
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  that, mop into the doorway, and they go over towards
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  it, and they kind of bump against it a couple of times, realize it's
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  closed or that it's a barrier in their way, and kind of
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  just mosey on.
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  >> Quinn: Go back towards the car.
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  >> Skylar: Exactly. Yep. Into their new environment. You
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  basically cleared the area for the most part.
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  as you do this, obviously, the people from COVID
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  to cover are watching. Jackson, you are able to climb
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  over the barrier, and following just behind
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  you is the guy that you just finished talking
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  to.
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  >> Cameron: Connor, we had a very riveting conversation. Do you remember
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  what that was about?
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  >> Quinn: 100%.
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  >> Cameron: I mean, we talked. We talked about just this
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  one topic for, like, 20 minutes, and it was
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  just really in depth. real, real quick, what was your favorite
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  part about that conversation?
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  >> Cameron: You know, just talking about, you know, just talking about, you know,
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  how EpiPens are really.
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  They're really just the most important thing that
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  people have, you know?
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  >> Quinn: Was that.
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  >> Cameron: Was I right?
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  >> Quinn: Yeah, you were spot on, actually.
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  >> Cameron: Well, I saw you, like, jamming your eye.
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  >> Skylar: I was like, insulin is low. I don't.
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  >> Cameron: I don't put insulin on my arm.
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  >> Cameron: You go, like, on your stomach.
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  >> Cameron: Yeah.
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  >> Quinn: Oh.
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  >> Cameron: So if you had done that, you're.
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  >> Quinn: Shooting hard H.
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  >> Skylar: Straight hair.
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  >> Cameron: Why you keep tapping your arm right at a needle
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  point?
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  What are you fighting over there, Skyler?
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  >> Skylar: Because I didn't have a chance to tell you about your character that we
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  already implemented into the game as an NPC and now is becoming
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  a PC. Yeah. so, quick
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  rundown. although I'm saying 2016, everybody's
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  playing themselves in 2016.
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  >> Cameron: 2016.
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  >> Skylar: Well, hold on. You're the only one that's playing yourself
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  now, okay? Because I already implemented you
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  as a news reporter who was at the mall to
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  report on the craziness of Black Friday.
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  >> Cameron: Okay.
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  >> Skylar: And then in the process, you and
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  your, camera person, Shayna,
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  both got trapped inside cover to cover, which is
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  the bookstore in the mall.
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  >> Cameron: So where is Shayna exactly?
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  >> Skylar: she's also in there with you.
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  >> Cameron: Okay.
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  >> Skylar: I thought so. There's a big barrier over the entrance to the COVID
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  to cover which has kept the few survivors that are inside
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  safe. Jackson is one of them that was in there
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  with you guys, and he was planning on leaving
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  with this group of survivors that they ran into, just waiting
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  for the zombies to get out of the way. And that, in
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  that time, you asked him if he could go find your insulin.
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  But for, Tell me. Tell me a little bit about why
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  at this point, you see that the zombies have kind of left the area. Why
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  are you taking the initiative upon yourself
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  to flee the scene and leave the COVID to
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  cover safety?
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  >> Cameron: Well, you see, news, reporters, they run on deadlines. You know,
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  I gotta. I gotta get out. Gotta get to the. Gotta get back to the
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  news station, you know, get ready to turn the story into.
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  >> Skylar: That's right.
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  >> Cameron: Cause, you know, I can't just stay there this whole time. I gotta get
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  out.
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  >> Skylar: That's true. That's true. I would say
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  Shayna is obviously your camera person.
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  >> Cameron: Obviously.
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  >> Cameron: Yeah.
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  >> Skylar: She seems a little bit hesitant. She's like, connor,
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  where are you going?
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  >> Cameron: It's like a news reporter's job is never done.
• 16:01
  We must inform the people. We must
• 16:04
  let them know of what is going on here.
• 16:06
  >> Skylar: But it's safe here. It's not safe out there.
• 16:09
  There's zombies out there. Right guard by the shoulders. No, you don't
• 16:12
  understand. Understand.
• 16:14
  >> Quinn: The people need to know.
• 16:18
  >> Skylar: I'm gonna. I'm gonna have you roll a D6 and you
• 16:21
  can add your, There's a charisma
• 16:24
  you. I know you have charisma. Yeah, as a skill. So you
• 16:27
  can add that.
• 16:28
  >> Cameron: do you want to know my added skills? Like, do I need to run down all the added
• 16:31
  skills or one.
• 16:32
  >> Skylar: Oh, actually, yes. I'd love to hear what added skills you
• 16:35
  have.
• 16:35
  >> Cameron: So we've got a weightlifting at level five whole.
• 16:38
  >> Skylar: Are you serious? What? I mean, that's like
• 16:40
  Olympic level.
• 16:41
  >> Cameron: Yeah, that's what I told him.
• 16:44
  >> Skylar: Sounds good.
• 16:45
  >> Cameron: Medicine. I'm just putting that at vague as level three because, you know,
• 16:48
  you gotta have the insulin. are you talking, like, our
• 16:50
  actual stats?
• 16:51
  >> Skylar: Yeah, that's what I was going.
• 16:53
  >> Cameron: Cameron said, like, just use 30. Like, just use 30.
• 16:56
  >> Skylar: I guess we'll just roll with it. That's what I said, yeah, okay.
• 16:58
  >> Cameron: I said stupidity in parentheses in dire
• 17:01
  situations. Because, you know, if I'm too stupid to know that
• 17:04
  something's dangerous, then I
• 17:07
  feel like you kind of go in with not nothing to lose. I have that at
• 17:10
  level four. Improvisation at level two,
• 17:13
  animals. I put it at level five, because, again,
• 17:16
  I didn't know. I can. I can debuff.
• 17:19
  >> Skylar: Well, let me ask you this. What is. What is
• 17:22
  animals?
• 17:22
  >> Cameron: That is like, borderline. Can talk. I'm talking.
• 17:25
  >> Cameron: Like, you can talk to him. He's too little.
• 17:29
  >> Cameron: Not like, I suppose. Yes. In this case, what a level
• 17:32
  5 is. I just thought it was like, animals don't hate
• 17:35
  me.
• 17:35
  >> Skylar: Okay.
• 17:36
  >> Cameron: Or like, in that sort of sense, like, I can sort of be
• 17:39
  chill with animals.
• 17:40
  >> Skylar: At the very least, you naturally have it.
• 17:42
  >> Cameron: And I feel like, I don't know.
• 17:43
  >> Skylar: To some extent, this is kind of a thing you just naturally have.
• 17:46
  Like, animals seem to be chill with you, which could actually
• 17:49
  come into play.
• 17:50
  >> Cameron: I basically Snow White. There it is.
• 17:52
  >> Skylar: I'm basically.
• 17:53
  >> Cameron: Yeah, but I don't make birds explode.
• 17:55
  >> Cameron: Oh, yeah, you heard a dog barking earlier. What
• 17:58
  was it saying?
• 18:00
  >> Cameron: he said, my dogs are barking.
• 18:02
  >> Cameron: Okay.
• 18:04
  >> Cameron: Cameras, at a level five, self defense and cooking at
• 18:07
  level three.
• 18:07
  >> Skylar: Okay. All right.
• 18:08
  >> Cameron: I can also debuff these since we're going with our actual,
• 18:11
  like, human characteristic stats. Like, I can
• 18:14
  buff them.
• 18:14
  >> Skylar: That's why you just said, like, whatever.
• 18:17
  >> Cameron: You want your character to be like.
• 18:19
  >> Cameron: If your.
• 18:19
  >> Cameron: He said, like your character, which I guess I could have taken as
• 18:22
  like, my. Okay, so I'll put weightlifting at, like, a
• 18:25
  three.
• 18:26
  >> Skylar: You. You rework those. That's fine.
• 18:27
  >> Quinn: I like that.
• 18:28
  >> Skylar: But add in other ones to make up for the
• 18:30
  points and stuff. Yeah.
• 18:32
  >> Cameron: so I'll debuff myself. Stupidity is staying at level four, though.
• 18:35
  >> Skylar: Sure, sure.
• 18:35
  >> Quinn: Give me.
• 18:36
  >> Skylar: Give me a willpower roll. So you're gonna roll a
• 18:38
  D6. You're gonna add your willpower, and then
• 18:41
  you can also add the charisma, as
• 18:44
  well.
• 18:44
  >> Cameron: Okay.
• 18:46
  >> Quinn: Whew.
• 18:47
  >> Cameron: that is. I rolled a one, and I have a one
• 18:49
  willpower and three charisma. So that's a fiber.
• 18:52
  >> Skylar: Ouchies. Okay. Sh.
• 18:55
  I. I don't want to go back out there.
• 18:58
  >> Cameron: Well, you can stay. I'll go
• 19:01
  if you want to stay so bad.
• 19:03
  >> Skylar: And she says, fine. And she
• 19:06
  hands you the gig bag.
• 19:08
  >> Cameron: And the camera is the memory card in here.
• 19:11
  >> Skylar: Obviously.
• 19:12
  >> Quinn: Wouldn't they have heard that they need to be on the roof by
• 19:15
  midnight?
• 19:15
  >> Skylar: Oh, yes. So you guys know that at midnight,
• 19:19
  Ideally, everybody, any survivor should be on the roof because.
• 19:21
  Because the military has currently surrounded the mall and
• 19:24
  they are shooting anything that steps out of it
• 19:27
  with no, just reckless abandon. What do they
• 19:30
  say? no bias, whatever. but they
• 19:33
  will set a helicopter down on the roof of the mall
• 19:36
  at midnight. So any survivors that can be up there by
• 19:39
  then, they can haul out of there. But right now they're not going to take
• 19:42
  any, you know, risk of the infection getting
• 19:45
  loose.
• 19:46
  >> Cameron: Gotcha. And what time is it currently?
• 19:48
  >> Skylar: Probably, about 9:00, I think at.
• 19:50
  >> Cameron: This point in the morning.
• 19:52
  >> Cameron: In the morning? No, man, I've
• 19:55
  only got an hour to my deadline.
• 19:57
  >> Skylar: That's right. Okay,
• 19:59
  so you grab the camera equipment and so on
• 20:02
  and so forth and you and Jackson make your way
• 20:05
  over the barrier into the now safe hallway
• 20:08
  to join with the rest of the gang. You are on now
• 20:11
  one big group together in a
• 20:14
  zombie infested mall that is slightly less
• 20:16
  infested in this particular area. Where are you guys
• 20:19
  headed to?
• 20:20
  >> Quinn: We're wanting to go to Sporties, right?
• 20:22
  >> Skylar: That's what I heard.
• 20:22
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Yeah. As long as you go get insulin for someone.
• 20:26
  >> Skylar: Oh, yeah, you're current. Oh, I should give you disadvantage on everything
• 20:29
  until you get your insulin.
• 20:31
  >> Cameron: Well, if my sugars are high, like, I don't necessarily need
• 20:34
  it that bad.
• 20:35
  >> Skylar: Oh, okay, okay.
• 20:36
  >> Quinn: Cause I'm licorice from like.
• 20:38
  >> Cameron: Yeah, if we could just blurt in it.
• 20:40
  >> Cameron: Yeah, we can get like some smarties or something.
• 20:42
  >> Quinn: No, no, no.
• 20:42
  >> Skylar: Your sugar is high, right?
• 20:45
  >> Cameron: Well, high you can still function. Low is when it's
• 20:48
  like, oh, yeah.
• 20:49
  >> Quinn: Okay.
• 20:49
  >> Skylar: So you're, Your, levels are high,
• 20:52
  but the idea was, is that you ate something
• 20:55
  that you didn't realize was a high sugar candy
• 20:58
  bar, and you thought it was low sugar. And then now you're
• 21:01
  like, oh, what did I do?
• 21:03
  >> Cameron: Gotcha.
• 21:04
  >> Skylar: So that's the situation you're in. so high sugar is
• 21:06
  fine, no big deal.
• 21:07
  >> Cameron: High sugar, you can survive.
• 21:09
  >> Skylar: Cool.
• 21:09
  >> Quinn: Sort of.
• 21:10
  >> Cameron: Okay, to a certain degree.
• 21:12
  >> Skylar: This is me being unknowing about
• 21:14
  the beatus. My friend's beatus.
• 21:18
  All right, so you guys are headed to Sporty's. It is. I mean, it's a
• 21:21
  brisk walk. It's a simple, straightforward
• 21:24
  walk across the tiled floors of this mall straight over to Sporty.
• 21:27
  It's wide open. but you take
• 21:30
  it cautiously, obviously with the possibility of
• 21:33
  zombies inside. as you approach the sort
• 21:36
  of opening. and just to emphasize, this is one of the largest stores in
• 21:39
  the mall. So it's just a big opening. It's not like a door. It would
• 21:42
  have a gate that eventually would come down at night. And that's what
• 21:45
  would keep people from getting in and out of it if they were in the mall.
• 21:49
  as you guys approach this something that really catches your eye
• 21:52
  that you find odd is dead zombies. Kind
• 21:54
  of a couple here and there, either near the
• 21:57
  immediate entrance or kind of. You can see
• 22:00
  throughout the store. There's an occasional dead zombie
• 22:03
  laying on the ground.
• 22:04
  >> Quinn: There's gotta be someone in here or they got bullet wounds in them
• 22:07
  or what.
• 22:08
  >> Skylar: do you wanna look them over? I will do a
• 22:11
  corpse. Okay. All right. Give me an investigation.
• 22:14
  Roll me the back. Roll me in the
• 22:16
  perception. And if. Do you have any
• 22:19
  skills that you feel like would be relevant here?
• 22:22
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Grave digger.
• 22:24
  >> Cameron: I mean that just kind of.
• 22:25
  >> Skylar: That's just putting it away.
• 22:27
  >> Cameron: I have like, I gave myself sort of an investigation
• 22:30
  skill.
• 22:30
  >> Skylar: Well, that's you. Not journalists, but.
• 22:33
  >> Cameron: But if I'm with them.
• 22:34
  >> Cameron: I was an eagle scout at the time. I did
• 22:37
  put boy scouts in there because that's a pretty
• 22:39
  vague catch all for whatever I want it to be.
• 22:43
  >> Skylar: Did you at that point in 2016 have
• 22:45
  the mortuary badge?
• 22:50
  >> Cameron: I definitely had. We
• 22:53
  had animal tracking.
• 22:55
  >> Skylar: Okay, how about taxidermy?
• 22:57
  >> Cameron: I had eagle eye patch.
• 22:59
  >> Skylar: I did.
• 23:00
  >> Cameron: I had the perception badge in
• 23:03
  specific.
• 23:04
  >> Skylar: Oh, okay. I'll tell you what, I'll give you a plus one. I'll give you a plus
• 23:07
  one. Just cause it's. I mean, they're dead. You don't have any danger at the moment.
• 23:10
  It's not hard for you to like look at it.
• 23:15
  >> Cameron: five.
• 23:15
  >> Skylar: Five total. It's really hard to tell how this thing
• 23:18
  died. it definitely is bloody. Like
• 23:21
  there's blood kind of coating it. But it's hard to tell if like
• 23:24
  maybe it bit somebody or if it got
• 23:27
  hit by something and that's what killed it. You
• 23:30
  leaning more towards that? Is that something.
• 23:33
  This blood is from itself.
• 23:36
  >> Cameron: Guys, it seems like
• 23:38
  this zombie did not die of natural
• 23:41
  causes. That is
• 23:44
  what I can tell you.
• 23:45
  >> Skylar: But it is dead, so there is that bonus. It's not like
• 23:48
  it's you know, you kick it or push it or something and it
• 23:51
  doesn't like get back up. So I worry about that.
• 23:53
  >> Cameron: I suspect that it bit somebody
• 23:56
  that was poisonous.
• 23:58
  >> Skylar: M. Somebody. that was
• 24:01
  venomous bit.
• 24:03
  >> Quinn: I don't.
• 24:05
  >> Cameron: Can I. Can I take a look?
• 24:07
  >> Skylar: Yeah, if you would like to also take.
• 24:09
  >> Cameron: Okay, so what am I rolling with?
• 24:11
  >> Skylar: So you're gonna do the D6 with your perception. And then
• 24:14
  you said you Had a relevant skill of investigation.
• 24:16
  >> Cameron: Investigation slash interrogation.
• 24:18
  >> Skylar: Oh, Okay. I feel like those should be separate, but that's my opinion.
• 24:21
  >> Quinn: Yeah.
• 24:22
  >> Cameron: I, mean, I can make them separate.
• 24:23
  >> Skylar: Okay.
• 24:23
  >> Cameron: I'm not married to the idea of having them both in the same line,
• 24:26
  so I had a two for investigation
• 24:29
  and a, two for perception.
• 24:30
  >> Skylar: Oh. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, go for it. Yep.
• 24:34
  >> Cameron: Nine.
• 24:35
  >> Skylar: Nine. Okay. That's just enough to succeed.
• 24:37
  >> Cameron: You do.
• 24:38
  >> Skylar: As you look it over, see a bullet wound in
• 24:41
  its head. that seems to be where this.
• 24:43
  The sort of major amounts of blood is kind of stemming from
• 24:46
  that. Jaxon noticed.
• 24:48
  >> Cameron: I don't believe that it was a bullet
• 24:50
  wound.
• 24:52
  >> Quinn: I'm not. I think it's a bullet wound.
• 24:55
  listen, that is holes in the
• 24:58
  head.
• 24:58
  >> Cameron: That's where the government wants you to think.
• 25:01
  >> Skylar: And we all know they're behind those whole m. Zombies.
• 25:03
  >> Cameron: There's a hole where his brain needs.
• 25:05
  >> Skylar: There's a hole in the bottom of his skull.
• 25:08
  >> Cameron: I really like 2016.
• 25:10
  >> Skylar: 2016 Jackson wearing
• 25:12
  tinfoil.
• 25:13
  >> Cameron: 2016 Jackson watched
• 25:16
  a lot of
• 25:19
  Milo Yiannopoulos on
• 25:22
  YouTube.
• 25:22
  >> Skylar: Right on.
• 25:23
  >> Cameron: So it's a good one. He definitely had
• 25:26
  something going on.
• 25:28
  >> Skylar: Awesome. So, yeah. You guys know that this zombie was obviously
• 25:31
  shot, and looking around at the others zombies, you wonder if they
• 25:34
  also may have been shot.
• 25:36
  >> Quinn: Oh, there's gonna be some people hiding in here then. Or they got guns. I
• 25:39
  don't want to get shot. I don't know. Is there a way that we can.
• 25:42
  >> Skylar: Like, I don't want you to get.
• 25:43
  >> Quinn: I appreciate that.
• 25:44
  >> Cameron: We just loudly shout, we're here.
• 25:47
  We're right here. Don't shoot us.
• 25:49
  >> Quinn: I, don't know any zombies in the store. Come right at us.
• 25:52
  >> Cameron: But we won't get shot.
• 25:53
  >> Quinn: But we. What about the. Oh, we could use one of the
• 25:55
  loudspeakers. Like, survivors
• 25:59
  at the store.
• 26:00
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: You just pick up the store.
• 26:01
  >> Quinn: You go hung up on aisle four. You know what I
• 26:04
  mean?
• 26:04
  >> Skylar: Okay. So you're gonna walk over to registers.
• 26:06
  >> Quinn: I mean. Yeah, because if there are zombies in the store, it's just gonna be loud in there
• 26:09
  anyway.
• 26:10
  >> Dave: So it's like, go to aisle four.
• 26:11
  >> Quinn: Well, there they go.
• 26:14
  >> Skylar: That's where the cleanup is.
• 26:16
  >> Quinn: You could go through in those. But survivors entering the store don't
• 26:19
  shoot. I mean, I don't know.
• 26:20
  >> Skylar: Okay. Do you want to do that?
• 26:22
  >> Quinn: I don't know. Is that a good idea?
• 26:23
  >> Skylar: I don't think you should discuss. I think you should just go for it.
• 26:25
  >> Quinn: Oh, okay. I guess I'll do it then.
• 26:27
  >> Skylar: All right, so you approach one of the, registers. And yeah,
• 26:30
  you find the little, the little walkie talkie esque,
• 26:33
  radio speaker thingy. Whatever you want to. I don't know what they call
• 26:36
  that, but whatever.
• 26:36
  >> Quinn: The VA system.
• 26:37
  >> Skylar: Yeah, the VA speaker. The va, the Venture
• 26:41
  association, The PA system. Yes. And
• 26:44
  you pick it up and you click the thing across.
• 26:47
  >> Dave: Too bad the VA system's broke.
• 26:50
  >> Skylar: You click the button a couple of times, it turn up. You kind of
• 26:53
  hear a scratchy noise over the intercom that
• 26:56
  goes throughout this door. and you hold it up to your mouth, you push a button.
• 26:59
  What do you say? Don't shoot.
• 27:02
  >> Quinn: Don't shoot.
• 27:04
  >> Skylar: And it's quiet for a moment as you wait and everybody looks
• 27:07
  around. And then all of a sudden
• 27:10
  a bullet kind of shoots by and everybody kind of. You all duck
• 27:13
  down.
• 27:13
  >> Quinn: What the heck?
• 27:14
  >> Skylar: And you hear over the same intercom.
• 27:21
  What are you guys doing? As you don't hear
• 27:23
  any shots at the moment.
• 27:26
  >> Dave: try to figure out where those shots came
• 27:29
  from.
• 27:30
  >> Skylar: Okay. yeah, Give me one of those perception
• 27:32
  checks.
• 27:33
  >> Dave: Am I rolling a D6?
• 27:35
  >> Skylar: Yes, sir.
• 27:38
  Six plus two
• 27:40
  or have a relevant skill?
• 27:44
  >> Cameron: okay, this is a question that we kind of tackled last
• 27:47
  episode, but is it adding or
• 27:49
  multiplying?
• 27:50
  >> Skylar: Adding.
• 27:51
  >> Cameron: Adding.
• 27:51
  >> Dave: Yes, for damage itself.
• 27:53
  >> Cameron: Damage is multiplying?
• 27:54
  >> Skylar: Yes. Damage is multiplying. Yep.
• 27:56
  >> Dave: No.
• 27:57
  >> Skylar: Okay, so that puts you at an 8, right? Yep.
• 28:00
  It's a big store. It's a really big store. And there's some pretty tall
• 28:03
  shelves, especially when you get over to like the canoe section.
• 28:06
  it's just really hard to tell where it might have been coming from. But
• 28:09
  what I will say is that, you have. I mean, I feel like
• 28:11
  you've probably been to this store before and you have an idea
• 28:14
  at very least where the gun section is.
• 28:17
  And that might have something, maybe some relation to it.
• 28:20
  Maybe that's where this shooter's at. Maybe
• 28:23
  he's nearby.
• 28:24
  >> Cameron: Did the bullet hit the wall behind us?
• 28:26
  >> Skylar: Oh, that's a good question. yes. Yes.
• 28:28
  >> Cameron: Can I look at the bullet hole in the wall to see what
• 28:31
  angle it came from?
• 28:32
  >> Skylar: Yeah, absolutely. Batman, are you proficient? Ballistics.
• 28:35
  >> Cameron: Now up against the hole in the.
• 28:37
  >> Cameron: Wall, I need to look at what angle.
• 28:40
  I'm going to have a red dot.
• 28:41
  >> Skylar: Right on my forehead. He grabs a. He grabs a shoe
• 28:44
  and he takes the shoelace off and he holds one.
• 28:47
  >> Quinn: Inch to the bullet hole.
• 28:49
  >> Skylar: But where's your second point, Connor?
• 28:51
  >> Quinn: I don't know.
• 28:52
  >> Skylar: Where's your second point?
• 28:53
  >> Cameron: We're about to find out. Cause I got. Oh, I
• 28:56
  got an eight? Nevermind.
• 28:57
  >> Skylar: Total. Yeah. you, you do just that. You pick up a tennis
• 29:00
  shoe and you take the lace off of it and then you realize,
• 29:03
  oh, yeah, where.
• 29:04
  >> Cameron: Does this part go?
• 29:05
  >> Quinn: Crap.
• 29:05
  >> Skylar: Yes. Oh, you, you, you angle it
• 29:08
  as best as you can to where you think that the bullet kind of like
• 29:11
  was hitting it and you're like, I think it's over there kind of
• 29:14
  towards the, western
• 29:17
  back end of the store.
• 29:19
  >> Cameron: Does that happen to also be where the guns are?
• 29:21
  >> Skylar: Yes.
• 29:23
  >> Cameron: Came from the gun section.
• 29:26
  >> Skylar: Who would have thought?
• 29:28
  >> Cameron: Never cross my mind, Greatest detective.
• 29:31
  >> Skylar: but as you guys are kind of looking out over the store, you notice
• 29:34
  some movement in the winter
• 29:37
  apparel section.
• 29:38
  >> Cameron: We're not going over there. What are we going to use in
• 29:41
  the winter apparel section? We're inside heavy
• 29:44
  coats.
• 29:47
  >> Skylar: Get one of them marshmallows.
• 29:48
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: It is in November, so it could be cold on that rooftop.
• 29:51
  >> Skylar: Oh, that's a good point too. I mean, I'm going to start making you guys
• 29:54
  roll damage when you go.
• 29:55
  >> Cameron: Up there to the frostbite rolls.
• 29:58
  >> Cameron: Wouldn't I already have my winter gear with
• 30:01
  on?
• 30:01
  >> Quinn: I'd be definitely in a hoodie, so I'd be just fine.
• 30:04
  >> Skylar: Fair enough. Okay.
• 30:06
  >> Quinn: I ain't like walking in shorts and a T shirt.
• 30:08
  >> Cameron: Okay, but some people.
• 30:15
  >> Skylar: You guys didn't have enough time. But I almost wonder, like, Jackson
• 30:18
  and Connor might have like maybe taken off a layer or two when
• 30:21
  they were. I don't know. But that. Anyway, anyway, I'm not trying to push for you
• 30:24
  guys to get winter clothing necessarily.
• 30:27
  >> Cameron: No, you're just trying to push me to get
• 30:30
  in my birthday suit and I don't appreciate that,
• 30:33
  man.
• 30:33
  >> Skylar: I'm just trying to sell this podcast. No.
• 30:37
  Describe it for me. No, but
• 30:40
  as you guys look over there just like waiting to see
• 30:43
  if you see any other movement, a head pokes out
• 30:46
  from amidst the winter clothing
• 30:48
  section. Cameron, can you tell me a little bit about what you might
• 30:51
  be wearing?
• 30:52
  >> Cameron: Football helmet.
• 30:53
  >> Skylar: Football helmet. Nice. I like it.
• 30:55
  >> Cameron: A football helmet.
• 30:56
  >> Cameron: Pizza.
• 30:57
  >> Cameron: See a head pop out and then a hand.
• 31:00
  just kind of like wave them over.
• 31:04
  >> Skylar: You see a football helmet in a hand.
• 31:07
  It peeks out from amidst a stack of
• 31:10
  slides.
• 31:11
  >> Quinn: Would it be from the opposite direction.
• 31:12
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Of the hand or a gloved hand or mittens?
• 31:16
  >> Cameron: it's wearing. No, it's just the regular hands.
• 31:19
  >> Skylar: Oh, okay. Just regular hands.
• 31:21
  >> Dave: Stay low, guys, and I do an action
• 31:23
  roll towards the winter section.
• 31:26
  >> Skylar: And you duck under some of the coats and stuff and you roll.
• 31:29
  You just start rolling and you Just keep rolling.
• 31:32
  >> Quinn: I'm just watching roll. And I just walk over. Just roll. He's just
• 31:35
  sitting there combat rolling. We're just, like, walking.
• 31:38
  >> Skylar: Oh, I know exactly what he's doing.
• 31:41
  >> Quinn: Whatever.
• 31:42
  >> Skylar: the case. Yeah, you guys all make it over. Dave with
• 31:45
  a little bit more, of a. Of a interesting approach than
• 31:47
  the rest. And now you guys are kind of just around a
• 31:50
  coat rack.
• 31:51
  >> Cameron: It's one of those big coat racks.
• 31:53
  >> Skylar: Yes, with a bunch of big coats.
• 31:55
  >> Cameron: The extender coat rack.
• 31:56
  >> Skylar: Yeah.
• 31:56
  >> Quinn: Ah.
• 31:57
  >> Cameron: And as you guys get near it, an area of the coats
• 32:00
  slide apart, and you hear a voice
• 32:03
  say, enter.
• 32:07
  >> Dave: Cameron, is that you?
• 32:10
  >> Skylar: No.
• 32:12
  >> Cameron: Good enough for me. I'm heading this.
• 32:16
  >> Cameron: You disappeared.
• 32:22
  Maybe.
• 32:24
  >> Dave: What are you trying to find, Narnia?
• 32:26
  >> Cameron: No, Johnny's not here anyways. I'm
• 32:29
  gonna step out. And I'm just wearing a. Connor
• 32:32
  just went in.
• 32:35
  A different Connor goes in, and the.
• 32:37
  >> Skylar: Tammy just suddenly popped up. There's only room for one
• 32:39
  person. Wow. That was a cool quick change.
• 32:43
  >> Cameron: And I walk out and I'm wearing a football
• 32:46
  helmet and a giant coat.
• 32:48
  >> Skylar: Yep.
• 32:48
  >> Cameron: Like a parka. And then I'm holding a baseball
• 32:51
  bat.
• 32:52
  >> Skylar: Oh, nice.
• 32:53
  >> Cameron: I go, hey, what's up, guys?
• 32:55
  >> Dave: there's zombies in this mall.
• 32:57
  >> Cameron: Yeah, that's. That's the least of my problems right now.
• 33:00
  I mean, I don't know too much about old man
• 33:03
  McGurk it, but I do know who
• 33:06
  the shooter is. Yeah, I mean, he was yelling
• 33:09
  earlier. He shot not just zombies, but a couple
• 33:12
  people. To anyone who's going near his gun
• 33:14
  area, he's shooting. And I'm
• 33:17
  still in here because, honestly, I was waiting for him to just, like, die and
• 33:20
  then go steal a gun for myself.
• 33:23
  >> Cameron: How's that working for you so far?
• 33:24
  >> Cameron: Well, it's the waiting game.
• 33:28
  Lastly, he's getting most of the zombies.
• 33:32
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Take the good with the bad.
• 33:33
  >> Cameron: And I've got the bat. So, you know, if any comes to me, I'll knock
• 33:36
  their block off. I haven't had to do it yet,
• 33:39
  though. You guys
• 33:42
  can go grab a bat if you want. Or some hockey sticks
• 33:45
  and golf clubs. I got a lot of weapons.
• 33:47
  >> Cameron: You know what? I actually will grab a, baseball bat.
• 33:50
  I would like it to be wooden.
• 33:52
  >> Skylar: Specifically in this area, there's a lot of
• 33:55
  hockey gear. The baseball bats, golf clubs.
• 33:57
  More summer sports are a little further in back.
• 34:01
  >> Cameron: I will take a hockey stick. Specifically a
• 34:04
  goalies hockey stick.
• 34:05
  >> Cameron: This is, we're in November, right? So there's got to be more football equipment
• 34:08
  out there.
• 34:09
  >> Cameron: Oh, yeah, that's right.
• 34:11
  >> Cameron: I'll try and hit up the football area. Get me
• 34:14
  some pads.
• 34:15
  >> Skylar: Okay.
• 34:16
  >> Dave: I grab some of those goalie pads and put them on my
• 34:19
  arms.
• 34:19
  >> Quinn: Oh, yeah, that's actually a better idea.
• 34:21
  >> Skylar: I look at them like hockey pads.
• 34:23
  >> Quinn: That's actually a better idea. It's actually a better idea.
• 34:26
  >> Skylar: Okay, for those of you that are padding up with,
• 34:29
  the football or hockey stuff,
• 34:32
  you, can mark down on your armor in your equipment.
• 34:34
  just padded armor. And it's a
• 34:37
  D4 minus one.
• 34:40
  That's a stat. So when you get, when
• 34:43
  you are dealt damage, you will roll a
• 34:46
  D4, subtract one, and then subtract
• 34:49
  that number from whatever damage you're taking.
• 34:50
  >> Quinn: Okay, so what do I need?
• 34:53
  >> Skylar: Padded armor. You can put it in your equipments. Yeah,
• 34:55
  possession, sorry. Yep. Padded armor, D4
• 34:59
  minus one. if you take a helmet,
• 35:01
  I'm gonna give that a D6 plus
• 35:04
  one.
• 35:05
  >> Cameron: And then for those of us grabbing the aluminium
• 35:08
  baseball bats.
• 35:09
  >> Skylar: Well, we haven't gotten to the baseball bats yet, but for those
• 35:12
  that batted armor and a helmet, I want
• 35:15
  a D6 plus one.
• 35:16
  >> Quinn: You know the other one's D4 minus
• 35:19
  one, right?
• 35:20
  >> Cameron: I want a regulation BB core bat.
• 35:22
  You know, a drop three, 3229 BB
• 35:25
  core.
• 35:26
  >> Cameron: What else? What else would be in a hockey area besides
• 35:28
  hockey sticks? Is there any kind of
• 35:32
  thing I could just. Because I have a large knife. What if I just duct
• 35:35
  tape my knife to something?
• 35:37
  >> Skylar: A football.
• 35:39
  >> Cameron: Nice.
• 35:40
  >> Cameron: Oh, it's a great idea.
• 35:41
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: You just pick up a pair of skates. Those are deadly
• 35:43
  skates.
• 35:44
  >> Cameron: Just put the ice skates.
• 35:46
  >> Skylar: Oh, yeah. You could do, like, Castaway, with the
• 35:48
  ice skates. He just uses them as everything. It's a knife.
• 35:51
  >> Cameron: You can get some pucks using those projectiles. If you really get
• 35:54
  into that nitty gritty.
• 35:55
  >> Skylar: If you've ever played Dead Rising, just. I mean,
• 35:58
  everything, everything is a weapon. You can grab it right off the rack
• 36:01
  and just if it hits, throws or whatever, you can,
• 36:04
  you can do it. Those taking a hockey stick
• 36:07
  just as is is d6 times strength
• 36:10
  damage.
• 36:11
  >> Dave: I, stick with my propeller from the
• 36:13
  hobby plane.
• 36:15
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: I think I've still got a mannequin club.
• 36:17
  >> Cameron: Can I grab, like, do I have. I have my
• 36:20
  camera bag, right?
• 36:21
  >> Skylar: Yeah.
• 36:21
  >> Cameron: Can I grab, like, five or six hockey pucks to, like,
• 36:24
  put in the bag?
• 36:25
  >> Skylar: Sure.
• 36:25
  >> Cameron: Use them as, like, a range type.
• 36:27
  >> Skylar: Yeah, absolutely.
• 36:30
  >> Cameron: Hockey. I figure that one out.
• 36:32
  >> Skylar: Yeah. Oh, yeah, you're not there yet.
• 36:34
  >> Cameron: What?
• 36:36
  >> Quinn: Hold on.
• 36:37
  >> Cameron: What are we calling their range in there?
• 36:39
  >> Cameron: I've been here for five hours.
• 36:41
  >> Cameron: Look, a gun.
• 36:43
  >> Skylar: Say I grabbed six. yeah,
• 36:46
  I've got something. We'll go to that once
• 36:48
  you use them.
• 36:50
  >> Cameron: Okay.
• 36:50
  >> Skylar: What they do.
• 36:51
  >> Cameron: We'll say I grabbed six hockey pods.
• 36:53
  >> Cameron: What's up? Bat stats.
• 36:54
  >> Quinn: Bat stats.
• 36:55
  >> Skylar: I just sent them to you on messenger.
• 36:57
  >> Cameron: Got it.
• 36:59
  >> Quinn: I would also.
• 37:00
  >> Cameron: I got it right here, boys.
• 37:01
  >> Skylar: We don't. You guys aren't at the bats yet. Cameron's been in the
• 37:05
  sporty store longer. He was able to find bats
• 37:07
  before he started getting shot. Okay,
• 37:10
  okay.
• 37:12
  >> Cameron: Can I take a hockey safe and say yes?
• 37:13
  >> Skylar: Yep. All right. So you guys have all, geared up,
• 37:16
  and just as you guys are putting on the last piece of your
• 37:19
  armor, you hear another
• 37:22
  bullet fly by, and you hear him shout out.
• 37:28
  >> Quinn: What.
• 37:28
  >> Skylar: Are you guys doing?
• 37:29
  >> Dave: I look around the store.
• 37:31
  >> Skylar: Okay.
• 37:32
  >> Dave: For a hat rack.
• 37:35
  >> Skylar: Oh, man. yes, there's a
• 37:38
  hat rack filled with. It's like,
• 37:40
  baseball hats, with various football
• 37:43
  teams on it.
• 37:44
  >> Dave: is there any section that would have,
• 37:49
  like, slogan hats,
• 37:52
  specifically make America great again?
• 37:55
  >> Skylar: you do not see the. Any politically affiliated
• 37:58
  hats, unfortunately.
• 38:00
  >> Cameron: What if you look for, like, a Reds. A Cincinnati
• 38:03
  Reds hat? Because those hats are at least red.
• 38:06
  You might mistake, guys.
• 38:07
  >> Cameron: I think just wear it backwards.
• 38:09
  >> Cameron: Just wear it backwards.
• 38:10
  >> Dave: Old man McGurkin.
• 38:11
  >> Skylar: I don't know if that would fit.
• 38:12
  >> Dave: Pretty sure he voted for Trump, so maybe he
• 38:15
  won't shoot us.
• 38:16
  >> Cameron: No, he definitely did. If you saw his car outside,
• 38:19
  you could recognize it anywhere. It's like, at least
• 38:22
  20 bumper stickers.
• 38:23
  >> Skylar: So you guys are being shot at. What up? I mean,
• 38:26
  Dave. Yeah, I mean, you can find a red hat
• 38:29
  that's got, like, a. Sports teams on it, but, yeah, I'll wear
• 38:32
  it backwards. Okay, Sounds good. There you go.
• 38:36
  What about everybody else?
• 38:38
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Did we find, like, the summer. Summer game
• 38:41
  section?
• 38:41
  >> Skylar: No, that'd be on the other side of the store.
• 38:43
  >> Cameron: We're nowhere near, like, a soccer section.
• 38:46
  >> Skylar: Or other side of the. All summer sports are gonna be kind.
• 38:49
  >> Cameron: Can I grab a football? Yeah, I want to grab a football
• 38:51
  and kind of throw it off to the side.
• 38:54
  >> Skylar: Oh, yeah.
• 38:54
  >> Cameron: Ruckus over on the other area.
• 38:56
  >> Skylar: you throw the football, and as it soars through the
• 38:59
  air, a bullet flies by and
• 39:02
  shoots the football out of the air. Wow.
• 39:07
  >> Cameron: Is there a, man.
• 39:08
  >> Skylar: And you hear him yell out.
• 39:12
  >> Cameron: You know what? I will. I'll grab another football.
• 39:14
  >> Skylar: Okay.
• 39:15
  >> Cameron: And I'll throw it to the same.
• 39:19
  >> Cameron: Is there, a,
• 39:21
  mannequin nearby?
• 39:23
  >> Skylar: Oh, yeah. Fully clothed. Winter
• 39:25
  clothing. Winter clothing. Yep. Absolutely.
• 39:27
  >> Cameron: I'M going to, like, grab this mannequin by,
• 39:30
  like, the ankles and I'm gonna like,
• 39:33
  really army crawl my way with it
• 39:36
  sticking up.
• 39:37
  >> Skylar: Yeah, but the mannequin's up.
• 39:38
  >> Cameron: so it looks like the mannequin is a person walking. Yeah, it's
• 39:41
  gonna crawl my way.
• 39:42
  >> Skylar: Where are you headed?
• 39:43
  >> Cameron: I'm gonna head over to summer, sports and trying to
• 39:46
  make my way around, ah, so I can get
• 39:49
  to the gun section.
• 39:51
  >> Cameron: I'm gonna say that to him as I see him call. I'm gonna go,
• 39:53
  hey, what you doing?
• 39:56
  I'm just standing above him.
• 39:59
  >> Cameron: I'm gonna use the mannequin as a
• 40:02
  diversion so he thinks that this is the person. He's
• 40:05
  not even gonna look at feet.
• 40:07
  >> Cameron: Okay.
• 40:07
  >> Skylar: Where.
• 40:08
  >> Cameron: Where are you going?
• 40:09
  >> Cameron: I'm gonna go over to, like, where you would get
• 40:12
  a baseball bat, like.
• 40:13
  >> Cameron: The one I've got. Yeah, I could just show you.
• 40:15
  >> Cameron: Oh, yeah, I was gonna say Cameron.
• 40:16
  >> Cameron: Has a clip
• 40:19
  at me.
• 40:21
  >> Skylar: He's gonna be shooting at you as you go from section to section.
• 40:24
  >> Cameron: Yeah, I know a way to get past him.
• 40:26
  >> Skylar: Okay.
• 40:27
  >> Cameron: That would have been nice to know.
• 40:29
  >> Skylar: Lead the way. We've all just been sustaining.
• 40:31
  >> Cameron: I was confused while you're doing it.
• 40:33
  >> Skylar: But wasting our time with, ah, there's.
• 40:36
  >> Cameron: A side back way where a couple shelves fell
• 40:38
  over and I just walked past them.
• 40:40
  >> Cameron: Oh, that
• 40:43
  way.
• 40:44
  >> Cameron: I may or may not have knocked them over myself.
• 40:47
  >> Cameron: Okay, well, then we can get to, like, the
• 40:50
  hunting section over there, couldn't we?
• 40:53
  >> Cameron: No, he's hard guarding the hunting
• 40:56
  section like it's. It's a, ah, hunting ground.
• 40:59
  If, if you catch my.
• 41:04
  Oh, geez.
• 41:05
  >> Skylar: Huh?
• 41:06
  >> Cameron: yeah, but you can't shoot all of us.
• 41:08
  >> Quinn: What?
• 41:10
  >> Skylar: Okay, anyways, you hear a shout from the
• 41:13
  gun section.
• 41:17
  >> Quinn: Good.
• 41:18
  >> Cameron: How about you do mannequin idea over but in the hunting
• 41:20
  section and we'll just go over to the summer Good section.
• 41:23
  >> Cameron: All right. Sounds good.
• 41:24
  >> Quinn: Awesome.
• 41:25
  >> Cameron: He's not gonna look at the feet.
• 41:26
  >> Skylar: Okay. You start walking or you
• 41:29
  start crawling as you're moving this mannequin and
• 41:32
  you feel it, obviously when the bullet
• 41:35
  hits the mannequin, there's like a puff of just like, I
• 41:38
  don't know, powdery white substance that kind of just
• 41:41
  breaks forth from it. But, you just keep
• 41:43
  moving. And he goes, oh, man. No. One of them
• 41:46
  walkers got in here and
• 41:49
  another one, hits the mannequin. He keeps hitting it various different
• 41:52
  places and you just keep going. He goes, oh, man, it's one of
• 41:55
  the last people. and he continues to shoot it.
• 41:58
  But while you're doing that. The rest of you guys are able to kind
• 42:01
  of sneak over to the next section. you have made your way
• 42:04
  into summer sports.
• 42:06
  >> Cameron: I could get some flippers.
• 42:09
  >> Cameron: Yeah, you could. Yeah.
• 42:10
  >> Skylar: What kind of armor does that give me? None.
• 42:17
  >> Quinn: I like to switch out the hockey stick for the baseball bat.
• 42:19
  >> Skylar: Okay.
• 42:20
  >> Cameron: As well.
• 42:20
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: I will pick up the baseball bat.
• 42:22
  >> Skylar: Smart.
• 42:23
  >> Cameron: Smart choice. Everyone. The bat is the ideal
• 42:25
  weapon in this situation.
• 42:27
  >> Cameron: Any chance there's a track and field section with like, some
• 42:30
  javelins or anything over it?
• 42:31
  >> Quinn: What?
• 42:32
  >> Cameron: Well, I mean, javelins are essentially giant
• 42:35
  speed.
• 42:35
  >> Quinn: We need to kill this guy. So what are the baseball bats stats?
• 42:39
  >> Skylar: baseball bats are D8 times,
• 42:42
  and then in parentheses, it'll be your strength plus one.
• 42:45
  Technically, that is only if you're doing it as a
• 42:47
  two handed. Just to clarify, if it's one
• 42:50
  handed, it'll just. Just be your strength.
• 42:52
  >> Cameron: We can use shields in this game.
• 42:54
  >> Quinn: We're gonna eventually have to take, this guy out.
• 42:57
  >> Skylar: So tell me, tell me how.
• 42:59
  >> Quinn: How are we gonna kill this guy?
• 43:01
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Am I able to locate any disco.
• 43:06
  >> Quinn: You'Re not around us.
• 43:09
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Go raid the disc golf section.
• 43:11
  >> Cameron: We got some baseballs, we got some hockey pucks.
• 43:14
  >> Cameron: I'm good at disc.
• 43:15
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: I've got ranged weapon now.
• 43:17
  >> Cameron: Are there javelins?
• 43:18
  >> Skylar: Have we established I don't feel like there'd be j.
• 43:21
  I don't think that's a very common enough sport,
• 43:24
  unfortunately. But there's definitely discs
• 43:27
  for disc golf.
• 43:28
  >> Cameron: What about lawn darts?
• 43:30
  >> Skylar: Oh, there could be some lawn darts, sure.
• 43:32
  >> Cameron: Well, I may just have to grab.
• 43:34
  >> Quinn: Is, he over the bow and arrow section?
• 43:36
  >> Cameron: Yes,
• 43:39
  Anything that would be useful in this situation.
• 43:42
  He's guarding Quinn. Hate to break it to you.
• 43:44
  >> Cameron: So what if we grabbed like, some speedos, right?
• 43:47
  >> Cameron: And then we put like a hockey.
• 43:49
  >> Cameron: Puck in the crotch of the speedo and we had two guys pull the sides and one of
• 43:52
  them pulled the back, and we use it like a makeshift
• 43:55
  catapult for like, some baseballs, like some
• 43:58
  hockey pucks.
• 43:59
  >> Skylar: I wasn't sure what you're going with that idea, and now I love it.
• 44:02
  Or the bikinis. You could use a, bikini top.
• 44:05
  And you could put two pieces in there.
• 44:07
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Double barrel.
• 44:08
  >> Cameron: I mean, who's with me? Guys, I don't think this is gonna work.
• 44:11
  >> Skylar: Okay, fine.
• 44:12
  >> Cameron: If no one believes in the cause.
• 44:14
  >> Dave: I like where you're going with that though. I think.
• 44:21
  >> Cameron: Oh, wait there.
• 44:22
  >> Cameron: What if we just use a slingshot?
• 44:24
  >> Cameron: Yeah, they.
• 44:25
  >> Skylar: I have slingshots. Slingshots? Yeah, there's some slingshot.
• 44:28
  A slingshot.
• 44:29
  >> Cameron: Okay, I'LL grab a slingshot.
• 44:30
  >> Skylar: I,
• 44:31
  >> Quinn: Had scissors, right? Yeah, or some.
• 44:33
  >> Skylar: You did.
• 44:33
  >> Quinn: All right. Can I. Can I sneak back over and grab. Grab a
• 44:36
  thing of skates?
• 44:37
  >> Skylar: Of what?
• 44:39
  >> Quinn: Grab, a. Grab a ice skate.
• 44:41
  >> Skylar: Okay.
• 44:42
  >> Quinn: I'm gonna grab an ice skate. I'll sneak and come back to them.
• 44:45
  I want to take the blade off.
• 44:46
  >> Skylar: Okay.
• 44:47
  >> Quinn: All right, take the blade.
• 44:49
  >> Skylar: Be able to find replacement blades for ice
• 44:51
  skates. Couple steps.
• 44:54
  >> Quinn: Okay.
• 44:55
  >> Skylar: If that helps.
• 44:56
  >> Quinn: Important question, but are they going to be sharp?
• 44:58
  >> Skylar: Yeah, they're fresh.
• 45:00
  >> Quinn: They, wouldn't be sharp.
• 45:01
  >> Skylar: Oh, I'm sorry. You know more about it than I do. Okay. You get a
• 45:04
  skate and still probably.
• 45:06
  >> Quinn: The skate wouldn't be sharp though, necessarily. This skate wouldn't be
• 45:09
  necessary. Need sharpener.
• 45:10
  >> Skylar: Well, they probably have sharpeners as well. I mean, it's for the whole
• 45:13
  sport. Oh, it's a whole big thing.
• 45:16
  >> Quinn: I'm just trying. I know, I know. I'm just trying.
• 45:19
  I know. Well, I thought about it. Okay.
• 45:21
  >> Cameron: They wouldn't have that in the front section. They'd have it in the
• 45:24
  back where.
• 45:26
  >> Quinn: They might offer skate sharpening.
• 45:27
  >> Skylar: But I'd have to service at. Back to the store where all the cool
• 45:30
  kids.
• 45:31
  >> Quinn: You saw the guy sitting there looking to shoot us, and all of a sudden
• 45:33
  you're.
• 45:37
  >> Cameron: And he sees like some sparks flying.
• 45:40
  >> Skylar: What, were you gonna ask Cameron?
• 45:41
  >> Quinn: Is, there.
• 45:41
  >> Cameron: Fanny packs?
• 45:42
  >> Skylar: Yes.
• 45:43
  >> Cameron: Sick. I want to fill with baseballs.
• 45:45
  >> Skylar: Okay. So I have
• 45:48
  four at most.
• 45:49
  >> Cameron: Okay. Is there an umpire bag?
• 45:55
  >> Cameron: Okay, hang on. Wouldn't there be like those
• 45:58
  tennis balls that they sell in the mesh bag?
• 46:03
  Like the mesh bag where you get like 20 balls in
• 46:06
  the mesh bag. You empty that out, put baseballs in it?
• 46:12
  >> Cameron: No, no, I was gonna use the ball at the balls for, my
• 46:15
  slingshot.
• 46:16
  >> Skylar: Oh, I thought you going to.
• 46:17
  >> Cameron: Use it as a mate. I don't know if they.
• 46:18
  >> Cameron: No, I've got the bat.
• 46:20
  >> Skylar: I don't know. I don't know if your slingshot's going to fit baseballs.
• 46:23
  Oh, yeah. You'd have hockey pucks.
• 46:25
  >> Cameron: Well, slingshots are made for like water balloons, I feel like.
• 46:28
  >> Cameron: What?
• 46:28
  >> Skylar: I mean, plastic, usually. Yeah.
• 46:34
  Like pellets. Yeah, you'd want like the pellets.
• 46:36
  Little, ball bearings, basically.
• 46:38
  >> Cameron: Yeah.
• 46:38
  >> Cameron: Oh, yeah. Well, those will come with it there. I'll just bring
• 46:41
  those along then. With the slingshot.
• 46:43
  >> Skylar: Yeah, There'd probably be some sort of metal or rock
• 46:46
  ammo nearby. The slingshot section.
• 46:48
  And this isn't hunting. This is more like.
• 46:51
  >> Cameron: It's an outdoors.
• 46:52
  >> Skylar: It's an Outdoorsy. Yeah, exactly. So, yeah. Okay, you get a
• 46:54
  slingshot. You get some, bocce balls.
• 46:58
  Yes.
• 46:58
  >> Cameron: Those are smaller than baseballs.
• 47:00
  >> Skylar: Yes.
• 47:01
  >> Cameron: Can I raid some ladder golf to get some of
• 47:03
  those? I want to use,
• 47:06
  like.
• 47:07
  >> Skylar: yes, you can do that. here's. Here's where I'm at. Here's where I'm
• 47:10
  at. Okay. You guys are in a store.
• 47:12
  >> Cameron: Whoa.
• 47:13
  >> Skylar: With all sorts of sports stuff.
• 47:14
  >> Cameron: Everything's.
• 47:17
  >> Skylar: The summer sports section. Let's. Let's jump
• 47:20
  from there to. What are you doing next?
• 47:23
  >> Quinn: Okay.
• 47:23
  >> Skylar: You guys got it.
• 47:25
  >> Cameron: I feel like we got to try and charge him at some point.
• 47:28
  >> Skylar: Wait, no. Yeah.
• 47:29
  >> Cameron: I don't so desperate. Desperately need guns.
• 47:31
  >> Skylar: Think about it.
• 47:32
  >> Cameron: Well, here's what I want is, I would like
• 47:35
  some kind of crossbow or bow and
• 47:38
  arrow, something like that.
• 47:40
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: How long am I gonna put my. Lord of the Rings, Lord of youths.
• 47:43
  >> Skylar: Oh, yeah. Oh, boy.
• 47:45
  >> Cameron: he thinks because he knows Lord of the Rings, he's gonna go with a bow and arrow.
• 47:47
  >> Cameron: Nice guy.
• 47:48
  >> Cameron: Huh?
• 47:49
  >> Cameron: But, also, also,
• 47:52
  he's just a.
• 47:53
  >> Cameron: Dangerous guy, and it is our civic duty to neutralize
• 47:56
  him.
• 47:56
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Yeah. What he said.
• 47:59
  >> Cameron: At this point, he's just a zombie that can talk.
• 48:02
  >> Cameron: Zombies can't shoot guns, can they?
• 48:04
  >> Quinn: Right.
• 48:06
  >> Cameron: I haven't left this store, but they can't do that.
• 48:08
  >> Quinn: Right.
• 48:09
  >> Skylar: All right, so. So what. What is your guys's plan at them?
• 48:12
  >> Dave: Does anyone know how to make chlorine gas?
• 48:16
  >> Cameron: Just let me check.
• 48:17
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: I do have chemistry as a skill.
• 48:21
  >> Cameron: I can fart a jar.
• 48:22
  >> Cameron: That's.
• 48:24
  >> Dave: Or alternatively, we could distract
• 48:26
  him by setting the area
• 48:29
  around him on fire. I have
• 48:32
  these lithium batteries.
• 48:34
  >> Skylar: Oh, yeah, the batteries. Oh, my gosh.
• 48:36
  >> Dave: We each take one, puncture it, and
• 48:39
  chuck it in that general direction.
• 48:42
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: And then as soon as he leaves, we clock him
• 48:45
  with hockey pucks and discs and bats.
• 48:48
  >> Dave: Also, I'm putting on these shin guards
• 48:51
  on both sides of my shin.
• 48:54
  >> Skylar: Okay.
• 48:54
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: I mean, the problem is, like, if we're going to set fire
• 48:57
  to this area where McGurkin is, are we not also
• 49:00
  setting fire to, all our
• 49:02
  goal? Like, we're going to be setting the.
• 49:05
  >> Skylar: Very gun that we're trying to get. Stuff.
• 49:07
  >> Cameron: I don't know weapons too well. on fires. But, like, I thought
• 49:10
  I saw John Wick.
• 49:11
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: I'm thinking maybe a lesson. Destructive means I saw
• 49:13
  red.
• 49:15
  >> Cameron: And in red, he.
• 49:16
  >> Quinn: He.
• 49:17
  >> Cameron: He starts some bullets on fire, and they start exploding
• 49:20
  to cause a distraction. So that's got to be
• 49:23
  realistic, right? It was an action movie.
• 49:25
  >> Skylar: Yeah.
• 49:26
  >> Dave: I mean, it's only going to start a fire. If
• 49:28
  we, like, landed in a clothes rack or
• 49:31
  something, probably otherwise, it's just going to burn.
• 49:35
  >> Cameron: It burns quick. It's like a this.
• 49:37
  >> Skylar: So it's more like a trust.
• 49:39
  >> Cameron: You guys, I.
• 49:39
  >> Quinn: If we all rush the guy from different sides,
• 49:42
  you can't kill us all rushing him.
• 49:45
  >> Cameron: Well, you guys can.
• 49:46
  >> Cameron: I'm not.
• 49:46
  >> Quinn: So we all rush him from different side. Can't kill us all, and we just kill
• 49:49
  him. Whoever dies, I mean, you did it for the car.
• 49:53
  >> Cameron: That's right.
• 49:55
  >> Quinn: Oh, geez. All right. Nose
• 49:57
  goes.
• 49:58
  >> Cameron: Oh, you know what? I'm not touching my nose. I'll do
• 50:00
  it.
• 50:03
  >> Quinn: All right.
• 50:04
  >> Cameron: I'll take.
• 50:05
  >> Cameron: I'll go with you.
• 50:06
  >> Cameron: I'll grab some reed.
• 50:09
  >> Cameron: Lithium battery.
• 50:10
  >> Quinn: We're actually doing this.
• 50:11
  >> Cameron: Ready to mess?
• 50:12
  >> Cameron: Let me give up.
• 50:13
  >> Skylar: let's understand what you're doing with the chlorine.
• 50:15
  >> Cameron: The battery is extremely flammable.
• 50:16
  >> Skylar: Just. Oh. Oh. So you're like,
• 50:19
  you're just gonna start.
• 50:20
  >> Cameron: It, and then you're gonna launch some chlorine over there?
• 50:22
  >> Cameron: We're in the summer section.
• 50:23
  >> Skylar: I know it's kind of, like, frustrating to ask for, like, excess of
• 50:26
  details and stuff, but, my only question in this plan, I'm all for
• 50:29
  it. Obviously, with this
• 50:32
  plan is, how are you going. Going to pierce the
• 50:35
  batteries? Because based on what I saw in the little video Dave just showed me,
• 50:38
  I don't think you want to be holding them.
• 50:40
  >> Cameron: But if we're near the rescuers, the one
• 50:42
  that I watched, it took it a minute to, like,
• 50:45
  bloat and then catch fire. So I
• 50:48
  was thinking you just. You jab it
• 50:51
  a little bit, and then you just.
• 50:53
  >> Dave: I was planning on, using, like, a
• 50:56
  baseball glove to hold it and then just throwing.
• 50:59
  >> Cameron: Good idea. Or one of those. What's
• 51:01
  that? What's that game that the British people play with
• 51:04
  cricket? No,
• 51:10
  kid versions. Plastic ones.
• 51:16
  >> Cameron: It's like, you have, like, a thing.
• 51:17
  >> Quinn: And it's like a
• 51:20
  lacrosse thing would.
• 51:21
  >> Skylar: Work just as well.
• 51:25
  I can pretty much guarantee that in the summer section they'd have
• 51:27
  lacrosse.
• 51:29
  >> Cameron: Something like that.
• 51:29
  >> Skylar: Okay.
• 51:30
  >> Cameron: Yeah, I just. I mean, scoop, scoop toss game. One
• 51:33
  of these.
• 51:33
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Yeah.
• 51:34
  >> Skylar: Oh, oh, okay. Where you catch the ball in
• 51:37
  the little scoop.
• 51:39
  >> Cameron: Which a lacrosse stick would work. You're right.
• 51:41
  >> Skylar: Yeah. Any of those.
• 51:42
  >> Cameron: But this is much funnier.
• 51:43
  >> Skylar: Okay.
• 51:44
  >> Dave: I think that would work better, honestly.
• 51:46
  >> Skylar: Okay, so you guys are planning on doing this. Is the chlorine
• 51:49
  involved at all?
• 51:50
  >> Cameron: I don't like the chlorine idea. That just sounds like you're trying to.
• 51:52
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Make a bomb it doesn't work.
• 51:55
  >> Cameron: Some genius doesn't work.
• 51:58
  Dr. Killjoy Tablets are not flammable.
• 52:00
  >> Skylar: Okay.
• 52:01
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: unless they react with.
• 52:02
  >> Quinn: Aren't you learning these skills from. Oh, I was, you know, doing a
• 52:05
  news story on a, I was.
• 52:06
  >> Skylar: Doing a news story. My camera blew up.
• 52:09
  Okay, well, let's roll with this then.
• 52:16
  I mean, if you guys are. Who all is planning on.
• 52:19
  >> Quinn: I don't remember.
• 52:19
  >> Skylar: Do you have a number of batteries that you manage to grab?
• 52:23
  >> Dave: 5.
• 52:23
  >> Skylar: 5. Okay. That's actually pretty good.
• 52:25
  >> Dave: Where did you guys get those slingshots?
• 52:27
  >> Cameron: From over here in the summer section.
• 52:30
  >> Cameron: They're, like, right here.
• 52:32
  >> Skylar: Oh, yeah.
• 52:32
  >> Cameron: Open your up a box.
• 52:33
  >> Skylar: Why?
• 52:33
  >> Cameron: Do you want to shoot a lithium battery with them?
• 52:35
  >> Dave: No, like, I look a
• 52:38
  couple sections down. Usually the paintball
• 52:41
  stuff is around here.
• 52:43
  >> Cameron: Oh, yeah.
• 52:44
  >> Skylar: Paintball got me there.
• 52:46
  >> Cameron: Those are hard.
• 52:47
  >> Skylar: Dang it. All right. Yeah,
• 52:50
  you guys. Oh, man. Well, here's the thing. After all
• 52:53
  that planning that you guys have done so far, what you have, it
• 52:55
  feels kind of like we wasted the listeners a bunch of
• 52:58
  time. I'm gonna. I'm gonna put them
• 53:01
  by the guns, the other guns.
• 53:04
  >> Cameron: And airsoft.
• 53:05
  >> Skylar: And airsoft. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry.
• 53:07
  >> Cameron: All right.
• 53:08
  >> Cameron: Paintball, Airsoft. Also in the hunting area,
• 53:11
  literally every gun in this store is guarded by.
• 53:14
  >> Skylar: Like, one half of the stories.
• 53:16
  >> Dave: Even the knives are over, like. Yeah, kind of close to the
• 53:19
  area.
• 53:19
  >> Skylar: It's true. It's true.
• 53:20
  >> Cameron: Like, maybe they. For a security measure, they have
• 53:23
  the area that they can guard with all the high
• 53:25
  weaponry, that they could guard it more
• 53:28
  closely. I don't know.
• 53:30
  >> Skylar: It's a useful setup.
• 53:31
  >> Cameron: Can I use investigation and,
• 53:34
  perception to see if there's, like, a back
• 53:37
  room area, like, where they keep, like, the extra shoes and stuff, to see if
• 53:40
  there's anything that we can use.
• 53:41
  >> Dave: To sort of like, the extra guns.
• 53:45
  >> Cameron: They keep the extra guns in the back.
• 53:48
  >> Skylar: Absolutely do. Perception. I don't know if this would be
• 53:50
  investigation. It'd be perception. And if you had
• 53:53
  something that goes along with that, I don't think you're not really
• 53:56
  investigating, per se.
• 53:57
  >> Cameron: I don't have a looking for gun skills.
• 54:01
  >> Dave: Some sporties have a shooting
• 54:03
  range, m.
• 54:05
  >> Cameron: Get some clay pigeons and really just have. Play a game with him until he
• 54:08
  runs out of ammo?
• 54:09
  >> Cameron: No, he's got a lot of ammo.
• 54:11
  >> Quinn: He's in the store, but then he.
• 54:12
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Runs out of our ammo.
• 54:14
  >> Dave: Somebody.
• 54:14
  >> Cameron: Yeah, exactly.
• 54:15
  >> Skylar: Roll the perception.
• 54:18
  >> Cameron: 5.
• 54:19
  >> Skylar: 5.
• 54:20
  >> Cameron: Unless there's anything, I mean, impulsive, you.
• 54:22
  >> Skylar: Know, that there has to be a back
• 54:25
  room here, but you don't see one in your immediate
• 54:28
  vicinity, but, you know, it's got to be somewhere in the
• 54:31
  store. They obviously have to put any backstock that they have
• 54:33
  somewhere, so. Okay, are we running with this
• 54:36
  lithium battery idea?
• 54:38
  >> Dave: Well, I think I have. I have two scoops out
• 54:41
  now.
• 54:41
  >> Skylar: All right, sounds good.
• 54:43
  >> Dave: And I got batteries in them I bring over to Quinn.
• 54:46
  Like, quinn, puncture these with your
• 54:48
  ice skates.
• 54:50
  >> Skylar: All right? They start to swell up, and I chuck
• 54:53
  them. You just chuck him in the general direction of this guy.
• 54:56
  he is currently shooting
• 54:59
  mannequin. And then, as these two things,
• 55:01
  kind of hissing ever so slightly, come flying through the air,
• 55:04
  landing somewhere around where he's at, he goes,
• 55:07
  oh. And you hear him as they start
• 55:10
  to flame up and flare. You, kind of hear him
• 55:12
  shouting a little bit as he hops back and
• 55:15
  forth.
• 55:16
  >> Dave: I do another volley.
• 55:17
  >> Skylar: All right, sounds good. You throw a couple more, hop
• 55:20
  over in his direction.
• 55:21
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: And now that he is in the open, I want to start talking disc
• 55:24
  first.
• 55:25
  >> Cameron: This is where I pop up the slingshot and
• 55:27
  fire out of his head.
• 55:29
  >> Cameron: I grab me a slingshot and get some baseballs going his way as
• 55:32
  well.
• 55:32
  >> Quinn: Well, hold on.
• 55:32
  >> Skylar: The baseballs aren't gonna fit.
• 55:33
  >> Cameron: No, not baseball.
• 55:35
  >> Cameron: Are we not talking, like, the water balloon?
• 55:37
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: No, we're using, like, handheld.
• 55:40
  >> Cameron: We're just shooting, like, little, small
• 55:43
  pellet balls.
• 55:43
  >> Cameron: Oh, well, in that case, I'll do that.
• 55:45
  >> Cameron: Like metal pelting chest.
• 55:50
  >> Dave: Rubber band gun.
• 55:51
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Yes.
• 55:51
  >> Cameron: Right.
• 55:52
  >> Skylar: Okay, so, what we're gonna do, Quinn, are you shooting?
• 55:55
  Throwing? I have two and
• 55:57
  throwing Two what?
• 55:59
  >> Quinn: Two skill points. I'm throwing level two.
• 56:01
  >> Skylar: Okay.
• 56:02
  >> Quinn: Am I throwing ability?
• 56:03
  >> Skylar: That's awesome. What are you throwing? I know, I know.
• 56:05
  >> Quinn: I'm thinking of what I could throw it.
• 56:06
  >> Skylar: I mean, you got the whole summer station that.
• 56:08
  >> Cameron: You have any hockey pucks?
• 56:12
  >> Skylar: Okay, you're throwing baseballs. Okay, so we got base.
• 56:14
  Okay. Baseballs and,
• 56:18
  metal BBs. Metal BB's. Big metal BBs,
• 56:21
  hockey pucks, and
• 56:24
  the, disc golf discs all
• 56:26
  are going to fall under the same kind of category, general, which
• 56:29
  is your strength times. But first you have to
• 56:32
  successfully hit. First you have to successfully hit. So what you're going to
• 56:35
  do is you are going to roll your D6. You are going
• 56:38
  to add your dexterity.
• 56:43
  >> Quinn: Six, seven, eight.
• 56:44
  >> Skylar: Okay. Plus throwing, if you
• 56:47
  have it, or any related skill.
• 56:49
  >> Quinn: 10.
• 56:49
  >> Skylar: 10. So you're good. 9. 9. That's
• 56:52
  good. 10.
• 56:53
  >> Cameron: That's good.
• 56:54
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: 11.
• 56:54
  >> Skylar: 11. Wow.
• 56:56
  >> Cameron: We're just destroying it.
• 56:58
  >> Skylar: So I want you all to tell me what your Damage is. So it's your
• 57:01
  strength times one, basically. So whatever your strength is.
• 57:04
  Three.
• 57:04
  >> Cameron: Strength times one.
• 57:05
  >> Skylar: Yes, it's just whatever your strength. 3, 6, 3,
• 57:08
  9, 2, 10, 11. Okay, so
• 57:11
  you got 11 damage coming his
• 57:14
  way as he just gets pelted by a series of
• 57:16
  baseballs, discs, etc. and
• 57:19
  pellets.
• 57:24
  He's, horribly bruised now. but he
• 57:27
  steps back for a moment, and he goes to take a
• 57:30
  pot shot at one of you. So
• 57:33
  that's one. Two. That's Quinn.
• 57:35
  >> Cameron: Connor's rolling it.
• 57:36
  >> Cameron: Three.
• 57:36
  >> Skylar: Three. As he, regains his composure
• 57:39
  for a moment, he scopes down his
• 57:42
  rifle and shoots at the first person he sees,
• 57:45
  which happens to be Quinn. He fires a shot, which
• 57:48
  slams into Quinn's.
• 57:49
  >> Quinn: I have armor on.
• 57:51
  >> Skylar: Oh, you do. So, yeah, roll, against his 12
• 57:53
  damage and subtract. That took two lots.
• 57:56
  >> Quinn: Ah, so I only take 10 damage.
• 57:59
  >> Skylar: Okay, sounds good. bullet still hits you. you scream
• 58:02
  out in pain.
• 58:03
  >> Quinn: Oh.
• 58:07
  >> Cameron: That'S what shot sounds like.
• 58:10
  >> Skylar: You were hit. You took some damage.
• 58:12
  >> Cameron: That's not what everyone else who got shot.
• 58:16
  >> Skylar: It wasn't a zombie bite. So there's that. with that
• 58:18
  being said, we kind of go into the next round of combat. What
• 58:21
  are all of you doing now? Ah,
• 58:24
  that you know where he is. You've hit him a decent
• 58:27
  amount.
• 58:28
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: so is he not affected by these fires around?
• 58:31
  >> Quinn: Is anybody gonna patch me up?
• 58:32
  >> Skylar: he. He was. That's kind of what. Essentially,
• 58:35
  I need someone to mess.
• 58:37
  >> Quinn: I'm messed up, right?
• 58:38
  >> Skylar: You want somebody to pat you up, Right. I'm saying I'm out of it.
• 58:41
  >> Quinn: I just got shot in the show. I'm not gonna be, like,
• 58:44
  throwing another ball. I'm just gonna be laying there bleeding out.
• 58:46
  >> Skylar: Okay, well, you probably are.
• 58:47
  >> Cameron: To be fair, I. I feel like I
• 58:50
  would have to roll to see if I actually would keep
• 58:53
  going.
• 58:54
  >> Skylar: Okay.
• 58:54
  >> Cameron: Or if I'd be too scared to actually go.
• 58:56
  >> Skylar: That's good. Yeah. That's a. That's a fear roll. Yes. So
• 58:59
  roll, D6 plus your will, I believe it is, actually, since
• 59:02
  I'm.
• 59:02
  >> Cameron: Absolutely terrified of this guy because he's been shooting
• 59:05
  everyone in this store. I got a
• 59:08
  six plus will.
• 59:10
  >> Cameron: Seven.
• 59:10
  >> Skylar: Seven.
• 59:11
  >> Cameron: But I'm cowardly.
• 59:13
  >> Skylar: Oh, I think it's minus two to fear rolls. We'll roll with it.
• 59:16
  so it was a five.
• 59:17
  >> Cameron: Five.
• 59:18
  >> Cameron: Five.
• 59:18
  >> Skylar: Okay. So, you
• 59:21
  start to get a little shaky.
• 59:24
  you have a minus two penalty for two
• 59:26
  turns. But, it doesn't really. I mean, you're not.
• 59:29
  >> Cameron: It's up to me if I want to go or not.
• 59:31
  >> Skylar: Yeah. Yep. So what is everybody doing?
• 59:34
  I, would say, I mean, unless you were looking, I
• 59:37
  don't think anybody would necessarily have seen Quinn get
• 59:40
  shot. Well, he did. No, he.
• 59:41
  >> Cameron: I heard.
• 59:42
  >> Cameron: We heard him. But that is like.
• 59:43
  >> Quinn: I think I started.
• 59:46
  >> Skylar: Ow. I got shot.
• 59:49
  What is everybody doing as. Ah,
• 59:52
  you guys. I mean, you guys can see the dude with the
• 59:54
  gun.
• 59:55
  >> Cameron: So I imagined I was
• 59:58
  in another one of those clothing racks and I was in
• 1:00:01
  the middle and I popped my head out to shoot at him.
• 1:00:03
  >> Skylar: Okay.
• 1:00:04
  >> Cameron: But now, since I'm terrified of him because I think someone got
• 1:00:06
  shot, I'm now trying to shoot
• 1:00:09
  while inside the clothing rack. And I'm just sticking my
• 1:00:12
  arms up. and I'm just blind firing.
• 1:00:15
  >> Skylar: For, those of you that are looking at him, I mean, he's like. He, like,
• 1:00:18
  shot, and then he goes to, like, you know, do the little
• 1:00:21
  pullback thingy to re cock a new
• 1:00:24
  bullet or whatever you call that. So
• 1:00:27
  that's what he's doing at this moment. You guys have an opportunity to
• 1:00:29
  do something. Are you going shoot at him again or hurl things at
• 1:00:32
  him again or what?
• 1:00:34
  >> Cameron: I'm going to grab a baseball.
• 1:00:35
  >> Skylar: Okay.
• 1:00:35
  >> Cameron: And while he's recocking, because I've got it, I got, like, a
• 1:00:38
  second, I'm going to try and get into a clear line of sight
• 1:00:41
  of him, do a little crow hop with the
• 1:00:44
  baseball, because that's how you get a little more power and just throw
• 1:00:47
  everything I got behind it and then just try and duck behind something
• 1:00:49
  immediately after.
• 1:00:50
  >> Skylar: Okay. Okay.
• 1:00:51
  >> Cameron: Does that count as being show offy or impulsive?
• 1:00:54
  >> Skylar: I would say yeah, absolutely.
• 1:00:56
  >> Cameron: I feel like if I heard someone get shot,
• 1:00:59
  I would probably just end up charging him with the hockey
• 1:01:02
  stick.
• 1:01:03
  >> Skylar: Okay. Yeah, absolutely. Okay, Sounds good.
• 1:01:05
  >> Cameron: I'm gonna shoot you.
• 1:01:09
  >> Dave: How far away from him are we?
• 1:01:12
  >> Skylar: Good question.
• 1:01:13
  >> Dave: In slash the gun section.
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  >> Skylar: Yes. Let's call it
• 1:01:18
  40ft.
• 1:01:19
  >> Cameron: Oh, I can get so much heat on that.
• 1:01:22
  >> Cameron: This is just a routine double play for me.
• 1:01:24
  >> Cameron: I don't know if you knew this, but I was known for hitting batters
• 1:01:27
  when I was pitching in my day.
• 1:01:28
  >> Skylar: Yeah.
• 1:01:29
  >> Cameron: I hit five kids on six pitches. It
• 1:01:32
  was not a fun time for that team.
• 1:01:34
  >> Skylar: How far is the pitcher from 60ft?
• 1:01:36
  >> Cameron: That's 60ft and six inches.
• 1:01:38
  >> Quinn: Don't forget the six inches. Yes, that's
• 1:01:41
  important.
• 1:01:42
  >> Cameron: Every change.
• 1:01:42
  >> Skylar: I would say 40 to 60ft then. Yeah.
• 1:01:45
  Because that's about how far.
• 1:01:46
  >> Cameron: And so are we going by our 2016 stats or our
• 1:01:49
  2023 stats?
• 1:01:50
  >> Skylar: Well, you're technically going by 2020, but.
• 1:01:53
  >> Cameron: Everybody else is 26. I will say
• 1:01:56
  in 2016, I topped out around 80
• 1:01:59
  miles an hour.
• 1:02:00
  >> Skylar: Okay.
• 1:02:00
  >> Cameron: From 60ft.
• 1:02:01
  >> Skylar: Okay.
• 1:02:02
  >> Cameron: 40Ft. I don't know how fast that is. That's going, but if we're
• 1:02:05
  crow hopping, that's getting a little more behind it.
• 1:02:07
  >> Skylar: Okay. Okay. Whatever the case, I'm basically just
• 1:02:10
  asking, are you attacking? Not attacking. Dave, are you. What
• 1:02:13
  are you doing?
• 1:02:14
  >> Dave: I'm running
• 1:02:17
  forward and
• 1:02:20
  try to get to the gun section and duck
• 1:02:23
  behind the first, like, row there.
• 1:02:25
  >> Skylar: Okay, sounds good. So you're making up ground. Jackson is
• 1:02:27
  rushing into attack melee style. And
• 1:02:30
  then everybody else, minus Quinn is going to be doing a range
• 1:02:33
  attack. So, everybody except Dave
• 1:02:36
  do a, attack roll. So you'll be
• 1:02:39
  doing plus your dexterity. And then if you have
• 1:02:42
  something that applies to it.
• 1:02:44
  >> Cameron: What are we calling this? Because I have show off,
• 1:02:47
  impulsive and sports as buffs. Are we calling
• 1:02:50
  all three a combination of the three?
• 1:02:52
  >> Skylar: Give, me sports makes the most sense. It's supposed to be just one
• 1:02:55
  skill.
• 1:02:56
  >> Cameron: 11.
• 1:02:56
  >> Skylar: 11. Wow. Okay, awesome.
• 1:03:01
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: I got nine.
• 1:03:02
  >> Skylar: Nine.
• 1:03:03
  >> Quinn: Awesome.
• 1:03:03
  >> Skylar: Perfect. That's.
• 1:03:06
  >> Cameron: Seven.
• 1:03:07
  >> Skylar: Seven.
• 1:03:10
  >> Cameron: I rolled a ten. Eight.
• 1:03:13
  >> Skylar: And nothing to add to it. A skill to add to it.
• 1:03:14
  >> Cameron: Well, that's with the minus two plus the skill.
• 1:03:17
  >> Skylar: So eight is just shy because it's supposed to be a nine of success. And
• 1:03:20
  then. Dave, you're good. I mean, I think at this point,
• 1:03:23
  everybody else is distracting him enough by the fact that
• 1:03:25
  they're attacking that you're able to just beeline it and dive
• 1:03:28
  into the gun section at this point.
• 1:03:31
  So you were over in the super dangerous weapon
• 1:03:34
  section. those that hit. Okay. Jackson, you
• 1:03:37
  okay? But it's making for a good distraction, so that's
• 1:03:40
  good.
• 1:03:40
  >> Cameron: those of you that hit, I'm gonna get shot.
• 1:03:43
  >> Cameron: That's a good distraction.
• 1:03:45
  >> Skylar: And your strength is two. So that's five. Total
• 1:03:48
  damage coming his way.
• 1:03:49
  >> Quinn: wham, wham.
• 1:03:50
  >> Skylar: He gets hit again, by a couple of things. He's
• 1:03:52
  distracted, long enough for Dave to get over there.
• 1:03:55
  Jackson, you are. At the very least, you're up in his
• 1:03:58
  face, and I think that's going to throw him off.
• 1:04:01
  with that being said, I think he's gonna bust out a
• 1:04:04
  pistol. Take
• 1:04:06
  a shot with that. someone roll me a D4.
• 1:04:09
  >> Cameron: Do you have a Detroit Urban Survival Training?
• 1:04:12
  >> Quinn: Two. Two. So you take.
• 1:04:14
  >> Skylar: Grew up in St. Louis, Jackson, you take four
• 1:04:16
  damage as he whips out his pistol and he
• 1:04:20
  raises your, probably your ear.
• 1:04:23
  >> Cameron: No, it's so Timely man, huh?
• 1:04:26
  >> Quinn: Interesting.
• 1:04:27
  >> Cameron: What a place to get shot.
• 1:04:28
  >> Skylar: Yeah, I know.
• 1:04:29
  >> Quinn: That never happened.
• 1:04:31
  >> Skylar: It happened here. Happened here. You heard it first,
• 1:04:34
  folks. whatever the case
• 1:04:36
  with that being said, Jackson's been shot in the
• 1:04:39
  ear, but, he's still okay, I think. give me
• 1:04:42
  a fear roll, though. Do the D6 plus your willpower
• 1:04:45
  now that you've been shot.
• 1:04:47
  Six, you're absolutely terrified.
• 1:04:50
  And you feel the blood coming from your ear, your ears
• 1:04:53
  ringing, and you see this man standing there with a
• 1:04:56
  pistol pointed at you, and you feel the urge to
• 1:04:59
  run away.
• 1:04:59
  >> Cameron: Okay, I'm running.
• 1:05:01
  >> Skylar: Yes.
• 1:05:02
  >> Cameron: I was a distraction.
• 1:05:03
  >> Skylar: I was running and it worked out I was running. So you start
• 1:05:06
  beelining it probably behind something, trying to
• 1:05:09
  dive out of the way. the rest of you, what do you do? Dave, you're
• 1:05:12
  behind the gun cabinet. what are you doing now that you can
• 1:05:15
  take advantage of this interesting situation that you found yourself in?
• 1:05:18
  >> Dave: Try to break into or open like the
• 1:05:20
  first shotgun cabinet.
• 1:05:22
  >> Skylar: Okay.
• 1:05:23
  >> Dave: Find and look around for the
• 1:05:25
  ammo.
• 1:05:26
  >> Skylar: Okay, sounds good. Yep. You begin that. I would say,
• 1:05:29
  it'll take you probably another round before you got something loaded up, but yeah,
• 1:05:32
  you smash a nearby. They're
• 1:05:34
  all locked for the most part. This guy's probably the only guy
• 1:05:37
  with the keys. but you're able. It's glass cases. You
• 1:05:40
  break it pretty easily. it definitely makes
• 1:05:43
  noise, but it's also a chaotic
• 1:05:45
  situation for him, so we'll see if he's able to
• 1:05:48
  notice, whether or not you're involved
• 1:05:51
  in his area. what about the rest of you guys? What are
• 1:05:54
  you doing?
• 1:05:55
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: I look around me and I see to my
• 1:05:58
  left a fire extinguisher.
• 1:06:00
  >> Skylar: Okay.
• 1:06:00
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: I'm going to grab this fire extinguisher and then make my
• 1:06:03
  way towards the gun.
• 1:06:05
  >> Skylar: Nice.
• 1:06:05
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: The gun area.
• 1:06:06
  >> Skylar: Okay. You just stand up and you're just be
• 1:06:08
  lining slow and steady straight towards this guy
• 1:06:11
  holding his extinguisher. That's actually kind
• 1:06:14
  of.
• 1:06:15
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: If he takes aim at me, I'm going to
• 1:06:17
  shoot the extinguisher at him and cause a little
• 1:06:20
  smoke screen.
• 1:06:21
  >> Skylar: Yeah, absolutely. Awesome. Cameron, are you still
• 1:06:23
  ducking?
• 1:06:24
  >> Cameron: Ducking and shooting blindly?
• 1:06:26
  >> Skylar: Okay, sounds good.
• 1:06:27
  >> Cameron: At least I'm doing that for one more turn because I'm scared.
• 1:06:29
  >> Skylar: Yeah.
• 1:06:30
  >> Cameron: You set up of that?
• 1:06:31
  >> Skylar: Yeah.
• 1:06:31
  >> Cameron: So they'll probably.
• 1:06:32
  >> Skylar: Yeah, absolutely.
• 1:06:33
  >> Cameron: I got pads on a, football helmet. Can probably stop a
• 1:06:36
  bullet. Right. So I'm, I'm just gonna charge him, try
• 1:06:39
  and tack. Is he like, behind the counter? Is he on
• 1:06:42
  top of the counter? Where Is he at.
• 1:06:43
  >> Skylar: I think he's out in the open at the moment. I think he was real
• 1:06:46
  confident before, and then all of a sudden, fire kind of started
• 1:06:49
  flying at him. So he got a little bit scared, but he hasn't had time
• 1:06:52
  to get behind the counter. But he might be moving towards it
• 1:06:54
  here.
• 1:06:55
  >> Cameron: So if he's on. We're both on the same floor. There's like,
• 1:06:58
  nothing, like, no counters or anything, technically, between us,
• 1:07:01
  like, aside from, like, rack. Clothing.
• 1:07:03
  >> Skylar: Yeah, I was gonna say, like, clothing racks and stuff. Yep.
• 1:07:04
  >> Cameron: So I'm gonna try and, like, stay low and just kind of
• 1:07:07
  sneak around if he's, like, if he's
• 1:07:10
  running somewhere, I'm gonna try and meet him at the. Meet him at the apex
• 1:07:13
  and just drop my shoulder right into. Right into the old
• 1:07:16
  ribs.
• 1:07:17
  >> Skylar: Okay.
• 1:07:17
  >> Cameron: Try and tackle him to the ground. See what I can do there.
• 1:07:19
  >> Skylar: Okay, so you're gonna go in for a tackle?
• 1:07:21
  >> Cameron: Yeah.
• 1:07:21
  >> Skylar: Okay, sounds good.
• 1:07:22
  >> Quinn: I've got. Before you. I've got, three.
• 1:07:27
  I. I don't. I got three on selling, so I'm just laying there bleeding
• 1:07:30
  out. Right. Can't really do much. I got three on selling. Can
• 1:07:33
  I try and sell him on the idea of not killing
• 1:07:36
  us and just joining us to get up to the roof to survive? Absolutely.
• 1:07:38
  >> Skylar: You can. You can definitely try to make a point here.
• 1:07:42
  Conversation.
• 1:07:44
  >> Quinn: What's his. What was his name again?
• 1:07:47
  >> Cameron: Okay.
• 1:07:51
  >> Quinn: All right, all right. McMuffin. McMuffin.
• 1:07:54
  >> Skylar: McMuffIn.
• 1:07:54
  >> Quinn: Hey, hey. Are you
• 1:07:57
  calling me McMuffin?
• 1:08:00
  >> Skylar: McDuffie? McGuffin?
• 1:08:01
  >> Quinn: Same thing. Hear
• 1:08:04
  me out. Nobody has to die here. We gotta get up
• 1:08:07
  to the roof just like you and me.
• 1:08:10
  Why are you. Let's just work together to get up to the roof.
• 1:08:12
  >> Skylar: Well, someone's gotta stop all these under.
• 1:08:15
  >> Quinn: And we can work together. Why are you killing me? Not
• 1:08:17
  undead?
• 1:08:18
  >> Skylar: Because I'm trying to take my guns, just like
• 1:08:21
  the government. So you're gonna try to take my guns?
• 1:08:24
  >> Quinn: You're gonna stay in here and die at midnight?
• 1:08:26
  >> Skylar: Nah, I'm gonna shoot down zombies. Anyone that
• 1:08:29
  comes at me.
• 1:08:29
  >> Quinn: The military's gonna surround it. You heard them on the loudspeaker?
• 1:08:32
  >> Skylar: Yeah, they won't come by, but what are they doing? Oh, yeah. You saying
• 1:08:35
  the government is already here to take my guns? Well, then I'm
• 1:08:38
  going down fighting.
• 1:08:43
  Good distraction, though.
• 1:08:45
  >> Quinn: I tried, and I just. I just trying to yell at him at
• 1:08:48
  this point because I can't throw it. I. I mean, I. I would say
• 1:08:51
  I got shot in the left shoulder, so I can still throw it, but I'm m sitting there, I'd
• 1:08:54
  be. I wouldn't be up, I'd be down.
• 1:08:56
  >> Skylar: So while they're not taking a big.
• 1:08:57
  >> Cameron: Hit, while they're conversating, I'm like, I'm.
• 1:09:00
  >> Skylar: Sneaking around, sneaking around, serpentine
• 1:09:03
  through the stuff. it's Randy Orton slithering it.
• 1:09:06
  >> Quinn: I don't know, Arky out of nowhere.
• 1:09:08
  >> Skylar: So since this isn't like, technically, I
• 1:09:11
  mean it is an attack, but it's also mostly, I think
• 1:09:14
  you're more focused on the tackling element of it. Actually
• 1:09:17
  before you do that, Cameron, roll the attack with
• 1:09:20
  your blind, shot.
• 1:09:22
  >> Cameron: Well, I was never going to hit with the blind shot because I need a
• 1:09:25
  nine.
• 1:09:25
  >> Skylar: Right? Yeah.
• 1:09:26
  >> Cameron: but that's a seven.
• 1:09:27
  >> Skylar: Seven. That's pretty close. But you.
• 1:09:31
  >> Cameron: I guess we're rolling to see if I just flop shot one of you.
• 1:09:36
  >> Skylar: whatever, the case. Jackson's, running away. Nick is
• 1:09:39
  closing in with his, potential.
• 1:09:42
  And then Connor. do me a roll with your
• 1:09:45
  strength and you can add your probably sports,
• 1:09:48
  I think skill. Unless you have something else that you feel
• 1:09:51
  is more relevant.
• 1:09:52
  >> Cameron: I mean, it seems pretty impulsive to run
• 1:09:55
  straight at another guy who's been shooting at us.
• 1:09:58
  >> Skylar: Yeah, yeah, I could go with that.
• 1:09:59
  >> Cameron: But you're better at sports.
• 1:10:01
  >> Cameron: No, sports is a three impulsive score.
• 1:10:03
  >> Quinn: Oh.
• 1:10:03
  >> Cameron: Oh.
• 1:10:04
  >> Skylar: It's an interesting thing to call skill. But hey, in this
• 1:10:07
  situation, it works out.
• 1:10:08
  >> Cameron: I mean, I couldn't put it in drawbacks because I
• 1:10:11
  wasn't here for writing it up.
• 1:10:12
  >> Skylar: Oh, yeah, you put it in skills.
• 1:10:15
  >> Cameron: 1212.
• 1:10:16
  >> Skylar: Awesome. You, As he's yelling back and
• 1:10:19
  forth at Quinn, all of a sudden a metal ball bearing
• 1:10:22
  comes shooting past and kind of ducks out of the way. And it kind of
• 1:10:25
  distracts his vision from for just a m. Moment, especially because he hears
• 1:10:28
  a shattering of glass nearby and he gets a little bit
• 1:10:30
  nervous, turns his pistol. And just as he turns his pistol,
• 1:10:33
  you see your opportunity to leap out, run
• 1:10:36
  over and body check this dude down to the
• 1:10:39
  ground. You're on top of him. His gun is kind of
• 1:10:42
  crossed over in his arm, so he's not able to like really
• 1:10:45
  point it at anything. You have tackled him to the ground.
• 1:10:48
  Nice. I'm gonna say, that he's
• 1:10:51
  basically just going to use his turn to kind of roll
• 1:10:54
  around and try to get you off of him, but otherwise he's still
• 1:10:57
  on the ground. And he, just kind of
• 1:11:00
  rolls out of the way a little bit. And then it goes back to you
• 1:11:02
  guys.
• 1:11:03
  >> Cameron: So he's no longer under. Like, I'm
• 1:11:06
  no longer like on top.
• 1:11:07
  >> Skylar: Right, right. But you're also, you know, right up point
• 1:11:10
  blank. Jaxson, I would say that you see this
• 1:11:13
  happen and you suddenly seeing that, like he's kind of been
• 1:11:16
  knocked out of the way a little bit, you gain your
• 1:11:19
  composure back.
• 1:11:20
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: Sweet.
• 1:11:20
  >> Skylar: you've obviously made a little bit of distance, but not like, you
• 1:11:23
  know, like that far away.
• 1:11:24
  >> Cameron: I dove behind it. Yeah, probably.
• 1:11:27
  >> Skylar: Yeah.
• 1:11:28
  >> Cameron: Okay.
• 1:11:29
  >> Skylar: And now you're feeling. You're feeling back to like, oh, I got my
• 1:11:32
  friends. They're back there. They're doing things.
• 1:11:35
  >> Cameron: deep breaths.
• 1:11:36
  >> Skylar: Yep.
• 1:11:37
  >> Cameron: All right, we'll do it again. Running, running, run
• 1:11:40
  again.
• 1:11:40
  >> Skylar: Running, dude. The rest of you guys, you.
• 1:11:43
  You've all seen him. I think maybe Quinn might be the only one that
• 1:11:46
  didn't see.
• 1:11:46
  >> Cameron: I didn't get to.
• 1:11:47
  >> Skylar: Oh, yeah, I just heard a lot of.
• 1:11:51
  And you didn't hear a gunshot?
• 1:11:52
  >> Cameron: Is he yelling at him?
• 1:11:54
  >> Skylar: oh, yeah, yeah, he's.
• 1:11:55
  >> Dave: Oh, yeah.
• 1:11:55
  >> Skylar: You dead than me. I'm gonna get you.
• 1:12:01
  >> Cameron: I'm gonna. When we're all
• 1:12:04
  done here, I gotta find like a name tag maker at
• 1:12:07
  a store and just like print off
• 1:12:10
  sissy liberal and put it on his
• 1:12:12
  forehead. We'll tie him up
• 1:12:15
  and stick it to his forehead. Yes.
• 1:12:17
  >> Cameron: No play.
• 1:12:18
  >> Cameron: Oh, we're keeping him alive. Oh.
• 1:12:22
  >> Cameron: He would make a really good distraction for a lot of zombies.
• 1:12:25
  >> Skylar: Dave, you've got your shotgun and you turn around and you
• 1:12:28
  find. I mean, they always keep the ammo, like right next to
• 1:12:31
  the gun section. So, you've
• 1:12:34
  got already box ammo sitting there. You're starting to load up
• 1:12:37
  this gun. What, is your plan once you've got
• 1:12:40
  it loaded up?
• 1:12:41
  >> Dave: Pop up or see what's going on.
• 1:12:44
  >> Skylar: Okay. Yes.
• 1:12:44
  >> Quinn: Aim.
• 1:12:45
  >> Dave: Aim at that guy. Or shoot him if
• 1:12:47
  necessary.
• 1:12:48
  >> Skylar: Okay. I don't know what's going on. So you peek. It's like a
• 1:12:51
  really tall display case. So you peek around the
• 1:12:54
  side of it and you see.
• 1:12:55
  >> Quinn: Hm.
• 1:12:55
  >> Cameron: Him.
• 1:12:55
  >> Skylar: He's laying on the ground and he's got his pistol. He
• 1:12:58
  starts to turn it towards Connor, who's kind of standing over him.
• 1:13:01
  That's what you see.
• 1:13:02
  >> Dave: Shoot him in the arm.
• 1:13:04
  >> Skylar: Just shoot him in the arm. Okay, sounds
• 1:13:06
  good. So with that in mind, I think, I'll
• 1:13:09
  probably have that happen first
• 1:13:12
  so that there's less chance that Jax and gets shot when he
• 1:13:15
  comes running in to beat the guy.
• 1:13:17
  >> Cameron: If he's already tackled.
• 1:13:18
  >> Cameron: Though, if he's laying on the ground and Dave shoots him in the
• 1:13:21
  arm with the bullet.
• 1:13:22
  >> Skylar: Realistically also, like, go through his chest to
• 1:13:25
  potentially. If it is a shotgun, it is a
• 1:13:27
  shotgun.
• 1:13:28
  >> Cameron: And he could also be hitting me.
• 1:13:30
  >> Skylar: Too because I have like bird shot that's gonna
• 1:13:33
  kind of spread a little bit.
• 1:13:34
  >> Cameron: It's up to Dave, I guess. What gun did he grab?
• 1:13:36
  >> Skylar: I don't know, maybe
• 1:13:40
  random it.
• 1:13:40
  >> Dave: I just grabbed whatever was kind of closest.
• 1:13:43
  >> Cameron: He actually grabbed the dragon's breath ammo.
• 1:13:45
  >> Skylar: Oh,
• 1:13:49
  Dave, give me that roll for the attack. I don't know.
• 1:13:52
  Did you take anything with guns?
• 1:13:54
  >> Dave: Yep. I got plus two
• 1:13:57
  to shotgun.
• 1:13:58
  >> Skylar: Oh man. Dave's got some experience with shotguns.
• 1:14:01
  >> Dave: It's gonna be a three.
• 1:14:03
  >> Skylar: No, dude, you had your
• 1:14:06
  dexterity.
• 1:14:07
  >> Cameron: Oh.
• 1:14:07
  >> Dave: So that makes it a six.
• 1:14:09
  >> Skylar: A six. Okay. You okay, here's Because this presents
• 1:14:12
  an interesting situation. As this guy is laying there,
• 1:14:15
  you suddenly hear all of you
• 1:14:18
  as a shotgun blast rings out. This
• 1:14:21
  guy is absolutely like blown away. He starts
• 1:14:24
  frantically looking about. I think he might see you kind of
• 1:14:27
  peeking around. And then you kind of like retract
• 1:14:30
  a little bit back behind the tall display and he's
• 1:14:32
  got his pistol pointed over there. That opens up an
• 1:14:35
  opportunity. Although the rest of you were kind of startled, so is he.
• 1:14:38
  And you guys see what happened. You see that it was your ally that was
• 1:14:41
  trying to help you. So you're able to kind of regain your composure
• 1:14:44
  really quickly. So Jackson and
• 1:14:47
  Connor. and actually I think I'm close.
• 1:14:50
  >> Fatty Lumpkins: And I'm ready to hit him with a fire extinguisher.
• 1:14:53
  >> Skylar: Okay. The three of you are all kind of coming in
• 1:14:56
  hot I assume.
• 1:14:57
  >> Cameron: So I'm standing over him so
• 1:15:00
  if he's like got his arm out going this way,
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  I'm going to try and just step on his hand so he can't go
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  anywhere. Take my baseball bat with a two handed
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  swing and just, just
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  >> Skylar: Nice.
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  >> Cameron: I gotta think of a witty one liner.
• 1:15:14
  Really.
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  >> Skylar: I'll give you a second to think about it. But whatever the case, I'm gonna give you guys.
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  Since he's on the ground. Well technically you're on the ground too,
• 1:15:23
  but yeah. Yeah. I'll give you a second to stand
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  up. I'm gonna give Jackson and Fatty, you guys
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  have a plus one to hit him the
• 1:15:31
  moment.
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  >> Cameron: 10. 5.
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  >> Skylar: 5. I think, I think probably what
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  ends up happening, I think it happened last time when you guys were in the hobby
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  store is that too many of you are attacking them all
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  at the same time and it gets a little crowded and it
• 1:15:48
  makes things a little bit awkward and causes some of you to
• 1:15:51
  miss. But whatever the case fatty hit. Yes,
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  fatty hit. You come swinging
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  downwards with this, fire extinguisher,
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  just clonking the guy right in the chest.
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  It's a pretty hefty thing. Let's call it a equivalent
• 1:16:05
  to a club, which is a D8 times
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  your strength.
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  >> Fatty Lumpkins: 10.
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  >> Quinn: 10.
• 1:16:10
  >> Skylar: You slam down. Connor, do, your
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  roll as well.
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  >> Cameron: looks like I got an 8.
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  >> Skylar: You go to step on his hand
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  and he moves it out of the way just, just in time. And
• 1:16:21
  it kind of throws you off balance a little bit trying to do
• 1:16:24
  that. But as you turn, you look and in
• 1:16:27
  comes Fatty with a, fire extinguisher in one
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  hand and just a wide arc swing comes
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  down on this guy with this fire, extinguisher
• 1:16:35
  and it slams into this guy's, this
• 1:16:38
  slightly older gentleman's chest. And
• 1:16:41
  you definitely hear the sound of some cracks
• 1:16:44
  and shattering bones as, he just
• 1:16:47
  lets out a large and he probably
• 1:16:50
  coughs up a bit of blood and he just lays there.
• 1:16:53
  He doesn't seem to be really moving at all. And
• 1:16:56
  with that, we will close out this episode
• 1:16:58
  of Black Friday of the Dead.
• 1:17:06
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• 1:17:09
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• 1:17:12
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• 1:17:15
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