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  Speaker 1: Welcome to Conspiracy The Show with your hosts Adam Todd
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  Speaker 1: Brown and Connor mix Pattern.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, welcome to Conspiracy The Show. I'm Adam Todd Brown.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Connor mcspad.
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  Speaker 2: Who are you. Oh, I'm Olivia Hidar joining us for
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  Speaker 2: the second episode in a row. Not the second week
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  Speaker 2: in a row. We took a week off. What did
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  Speaker 2: everyone do? Oh?
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  Speaker 3: I talked to Olivia on the couch about last Jedi. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: well you tried to figure out while your water was off. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's been a great break. I can't believe that took Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we got we got to.
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  Speaker 2: The bottom of it.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly, the best discussion between b who have different opinions
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  Speaker 1: about the last Jedi that's ever been had.
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  Speaker 3: And we did agree that Luke is probably in the
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  Speaker 3: soul Stone.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, of course, yeah we Uh. I was excited
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  Speaker 2: because we talked. A couple of weeks ago. We did
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  Speaker 2: a Conspiracy Theories, a Conspiracy Theorist Buyer's Guide episode. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: yeah about all the things. Yeah, it was really fun.
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  Speaker 2: And I bought an orgone blaster?
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  Speaker 1: Did you have have we do?
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  Speaker 3: We unwrap it? Is it supposed to stand?
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  Speaker 2: You can unwrap it?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, it's they basically they're giving it to you, like
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  Speaker 3: you know when you have a friend on Instagram that
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  Speaker 3: starts a homemade soap company that goes under in three months.
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  Speaker 3: It's the same bags, right, you know.
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  Speaker 2: And it's got a personalized note that is torn from
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  Speaker 2: an envelope. I believe the piece of paper they used anyway,
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  Speaker 2: a handwritten note.
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  Speaker 3: It says thank you for your purchase, free gift black
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  Speaker 3: Son orgone Skull no mistake, Jason Slash orgone Odyssey A.
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  Speaker 3: And this guy has bad handwriting. This is not the
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  Speaker 3: the craftsman's like fucking skilled terrible handwriting pen that I
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  Speaker 3: would look for from an orgonlas that are good.
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  Speaker 2: An Orgon blaster does not fend off bad penmanship. And yeah,
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  Speaker 2: the we got the Orgon blaster, which it looks like
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  Speaker 2: a Dungeons and Dragons dice. It does.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like a D twenty. I thought it was.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Now how do we make it blast? Because right
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  Speaker 3: now it's just being a right, I.
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  Speaker 2: Think it's just I think it's blasting in your face
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  Speaker 2: all the time. And it's so good.
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  Speaker 3: I'm to talk all this ship and get like thumb
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  Speaker 3: cancer and.
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  Speaker 2: The minute I pulled it out, the water stopped working
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  Speaker 2: in my part is true.
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  Speaker 3: So we we we did get it to protect from
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  Speaker 3: government surveillance, but we figured out it also blocks government services.
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  Speaker 3: You know, right right out of the rood. Stamps are canceled.
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  Speaker 3: We don't get mail anymore. Yeah, and it came with us.
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  Speaker 3: They haven't taken out the trash like it's a whole deal.
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  Speaker 2: It came with a second one that's shaped like a skull,
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  Speaker 2: which if it's something that's warding off negative energies and
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  Speaker 2: demons and things, and this is made plastic. You gotta fight.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta fight fire with fire. When it comes to
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  Speaker 3: orgone blasting, it's just a plastics that scares away the
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  Speaker 3: really metal ass demons.
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  Speaker 1: It's like when they in Renaissance paintings when they would
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  Speaker 1: include like a skull or a skeleton and like anotherwise
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  Speaker 1: normal painting to include the idea of death.
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  Speaker 2: Oh sure, sure they like to do that.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, hey, this lady's pretty now, but just so
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  Speaker 3: you know, death happens.
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  Speaker 2: It's coming, so as promised. On the last episode, we're
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  Speaker 2: talking about some more celebrities who believe in conspiracy theories.
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  Speaker 2: And I say some More, because if you're not a subscriber,
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  Speaker 2: you don't know the magic. That was our last episode
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  Speaker 2: where we did a track by track review wrapper Bob's
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  Speaker 2: Flat Earth Mix. Well you said some More.
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  Speaker 3: I thought Comedian some More had been the list, and
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, maybe that's why she doesn't talk
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  Speaker 3: to you.
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  Speaker 2: It's worth it.
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  Speaker 1: To subscribe to The Patriot just to hear those sick beats.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I mean you could go out and hear
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  Speaker 2: them on SoundCloud, yes you could, but we wouldn't be
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  Speaker 2: talking over there. But we do.
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  Speaker 3: We podcast on top of them, which is the white
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  Speaker 3: Man's rapping. It's podcasting. Yeah, we have we have the
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  Speaker 3: same kind of cold. I mean we do break dancing
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  Speaker 3: and graffiti art and yeah, so burnableism.
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  Speaker 2: All that ship, lots of champagne. Oh yeah, very materialistic.
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  Speaker 3: We're trying to start like our own like nineties New
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  Speaker 3: York Zulu Nation thing, but with broadcasts.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, and without the leader being a pedophile. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: what was it was the leader of Zulna Africa ban Bada.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah really, because I.
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  Speaker 3: Was like, try call Quest and missy Elliot and all
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  Speaker 3: of them.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it came out not that long ago, like a
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  Speaker 2: few years back that he was molesting people bad.
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  Speaker 3: Time, like Africa boy Bota wasn't even good.
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  Speaker 2: So the story that inspired me to want to do
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  Speaker 2: this episode just going to dive right in. Dot's just
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  Speaker 2: dive right in. Should we or did we have other things?
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  Speaker 3: I had first twenty more minutes on things that don't
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  Speaker 3: happen now that the Orgon blasters here, but I mean
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  Speaker 3: I think we I think we're all filled up on
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  Speaker 3: that bit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel empowered to continue with the protection of
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  Speaker 2: the Oregone Blaster here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Steph Curry thinks the moon landing was faked and that
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  Speaker 2: story just came out a few days ago. He was
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  Speaker 2: on The Ringers podcast. The Ringer is a sports website
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  Speaker 2: and they have a website hosted by NBA legend Vince
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  Speaker 2: Carter and some other dude, and they were in the
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  Speaker 2: course of this podcast, somehow the moon landing comes up
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  Speaker 2: and everyone agreed it was fake, including Steph Curry. Right,
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  Speaker 2: he said they were gonna come kill him for saying that.
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  Speaker 3: Like, yeah, He's like, well, if I can't jump there, surely.
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  Speaker 2: I like that audacity that people always have where they're like,
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  Speaker 2: all right, I'm the one who's gonna get killed for
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  Speaker 2: saying the moon landing was fake. It's like people have
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  Speaker 2: been saying that since they made the moon landing, they
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  Speaker 2: made movies about it, right, Yeah, but like if you
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  Speaker 2: do a real one, that's when you know Nike or
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  Speaker 2: not Nike.
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  Speaker 3: But I guess, like you know, that's when fucking muscle
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  Speaker 3: Milk starts calling. Is when you'd be like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: they put crack in our community. At that point, you
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  Speaker 3: may not get that under armor deal re upped. But
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  Speaker 3: if it's just like like moon shit, they're like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: that's one of those cute conspiracies, like, oh, you're gonna
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  Speaker 3: offend astronauts, like six of them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that that's the way they're referring to is their sponsorships. Uh,
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  Speaker 2: And like he wasn't the only one who agreed, and
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  Speaker 2: he's not the only flat earther, but Steph Curry is
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  Speaker 2: such a is.
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  Speaker 1: A flat earther also?
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  Speaker 2: Or I mean, uh, is he moonlight?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: Probably?
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  Speaker 1: I mean those two seem to go hand in hand.
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  Speaker 2: I think they do.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Kyrie Irving, maybe he's a hollowther.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I forget about that. Have you ever?
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  Speaker 1: The best fights are between hollow earthers and flat earthers
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  Speaker 1: interesting to be both.
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  Speaker 2: No, oh okay, turns out no hollow earthers are.
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  Speaker 3: When you see like the chocolate mint cliff bar, you're like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I forgot about that one. That's a good one.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I saw just out in the world
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  Speaker 2: yesterday or not yesterday, but a couple of days ago.
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  Speaker 2: I saw one single solitary pack of white chocolate peanut
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  Speaker 2: Eminem's and I've never seen them before. I bought them.
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  Speaker 2: I ate them. They were great. I haven't seen him
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  Speaker 2: since I'd never seen them before.
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  Speaker 3: I hope we eBay that and find out you just
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  Speaker 3: ate like ninety dollars.
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  Speaker 2: It was at this shady market across the street from
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  Speaker 2: Vanessa Gretton's place that does have great produce but also
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  Speaker 2: a really sketchy selection of sunglasses that are just in
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  Speaker 2: a bin.
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  Speaker 3: Oh fuck yeah and fell off the truck bin. Yeah yeahs.
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  Speaker 2: And they just had a pack of one pack of
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  Speaker 2: white chocolate peanut m and ms and they were so good.
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  Speaker 3: Was this the kind of store that also sells that
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  Speaker 3: spiky yellow ethnic fruit that you can never understand?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotta learn what those are someday and eat
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  Speaker 3: one because I still have no idea.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if it's a Durian. Those are the ones
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  Speaker 2: that smell like garbage.
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  Speaker 3: It looks they look like Dadoria from Dragon ball Z.
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  Speaker 3: And I don't mean something to the folks listening at home,
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  Speaker 3: and that narrows down the fruit. I'm trying to explain
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  Speaker 3: here with my colonizer's tongue.
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  Speaker 2: Except he's pink. It was pink.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's a it's a different colorway yellow one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Also who other celebrities who believe the moon landing
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  Speaker 2: was faked? Whoopi Goldberg and Marion Coat the oh.
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  Speaker 1: Marion Cuckoo Coat Yard. She's an actress, she was, she
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  Speaker 1: was the wife an inception.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't seen. Okay, there's no way I'm gonna get it.
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  Speaker 1: You know those things you don't watch, Yes, she's in them, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Child pornography. Yeah, just like to make it clear that
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  Speaker 3: was not a big hit. At the wedding, I went
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  Speaker 3: my cousin's wedding, I get I get seated next to
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  Speaker 3: this other like people that know the bride or whatever,
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  Speaker 3: and they're like, what do you do? And I'm saying
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  Speaker 3: with my cousins and they're like, oh, he's a comedian.
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  Speaker 3: He's a comedian, he's a television writer. And they're like, oh, really,
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  Speaker 3: tell us all about it, and I'm like fuck, and
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  Speaker 3: I just go no, I'm actually a pedophile and I
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  Speaker 3: just didn't say ship to me.
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  Speaker 1: It's definitely a way to get out of conversations.
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  Speaker 3: That's how far I will go to not explain what
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  Speaker 3: I do.
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  Speaker 2: I should mention a lot of what we're going to
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  Speaker 2: talk about today comes from a really thorough article on
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  Speaker 2: this is insider dot com called fifteen bewildering conspiracy theories
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  Speaker 2: that celebrities think are true, and we're not gonna cover
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  Speaker 2: them all. So go out and read the article as well.
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  Speaker 2: Send them some business for doing our research for us.
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  Speaker 1: Can you say I've got a problem with that website?
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  Speaker 2: What is I didn't I didn't look into anything else.
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  Speaker 1: It's called this is insider dot com, but that presumes
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  Speaker 1: that there is already an Insider dot com, which means
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  Speaker 1: that it is not insider dot com.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's a great point.
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  Speaker 3: It's like if you got the Adam Todd Brown and
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  Speaker 3: no one had taken Adam Todd Brown, right. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I did at one point have my name on Twitter
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  Speaker 2: as the Adam Todd Brown. Yeah, and I was like, why.
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  Speaker 3: Why why am I being so presumptuous?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, that was way early into it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna get Connor mcsped and who.
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  Speaker 2: Uh. And this article it has a really great quote
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  Speaker 2: from Mary and Cotyard. Did a man really walk on
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  Speaker 2: the Moon? I saw plenty of documentaries on it, and
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  Speaker 2: I really wondered. And in any case, I don't believe
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  Speaker 2: all they tell me. That's for sure.
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  Speaker 1: No you don't, Marion, No you don't.
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  Speaker 2: The problem with the moon landing being fake is it
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  Speaker 2: negates all my other favorite moon conspiracies, like we went
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  Speaker 2: up there, yeah, and we found monsters and we're like,
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  Speaker 2: whoa shit. Yeah, yeah, I want that to be true.
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  Speaker 1: That is a good one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a fucking there's a there's a passage in
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  Speaker 3: twenty sixty one, the sequel to two thousand and one,
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  Speaker 3: A space our twenty ten space obviously where they like
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  Speaker 3: the Japanese crew lands on Europa and they get eaten
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  Speaker 3: by fucking octopuses and it rocks.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I'm into all of those.
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  Speaker 2: All are crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Those are the arthursty flocks. A bad motherfucker.
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  Speaker 1: He's got some going on in his brain.
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  Speaker 3: But it's like it's like ten pages of a guy
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  Speaker 3: just describing how like Jupiter looks, and you're like, this
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  Speaker 3: is the best thing I've ever read.
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  Speaker 2: I need to read that. Yeah, I'm I'm waiting for
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  Speaker 2: the footage of the Mars rover just getting destroyed by
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  Speaker 2: some freaky.
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  Speaker 3: Getting got by a Ben ten character.
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  Speaker 2: Get up there, Elon.
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  Speaker 1: Musk, I am andrek. I want Aliens to be real
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  Speaker 1: so bad.
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  Speaker 3: I'm on record for wanting Elon Musk to be on Mars.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, guy, yeah, if I go to if I go
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  Speaker 1: to Mars, I didn't want him to stay here, but
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  Speaker 1: I do want to go to Mars. Send me to Mars. Jo.
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  Speaker 3: I met John Demagio, like Bender's voice actor, and he
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  Speaker 3: was really nice. I got drunk with him. I never drink,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm like, I'm fucking getting drunk with Bender. Uh
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  Speaker 3: And and he's like hanging out with the speedweed guy,
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  Speaker 3: who's a Los Angeles comedy character that trades up to
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  Speaker 3: things and.
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  Speaker 2: Gives you weed. Yeah, you want to hit this.
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  Speaker 3: This is the one that Elon Musk smoked on Rogan
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  Speaker 3: and he's like, no, asshole.
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  Speaker 2: I had Tesla Stock.
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  Speaker 3: And I thought that was funny.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, how about Bruce Willis. He's a JFK truther. He
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  Speaker 2: can't be the only I mean, Oliver, I'm I'm sure
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  Speaker 2: there's a lot of those in Hollywood.
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  Speaker 3: Some of those conspiracy theories that doesn't really count, you know,
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  Speaker 3: where it's just so manstream.
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  Speaker 1: And it's also like the least shitty thing about Bruce
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  Speaker 1: Willis probably he's seems like a real conservative dickhead.
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  Speaker 3: The thing that bugged me the most about him is
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  Speaker 3: that he's terrible at reading.
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  Speaker 2: He can't.
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  Speaker 3: He's like dyslexic. Oh really, he's fucking bad at.
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  Speaker 1: He fucking dyslexics.
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  Speaker 3: He is not great at really, very nice guy, not
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  Speaker 3: a good reader.
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  Speaker 2: Yikes. This is a quote from him. They still haven't
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  Speaker 2: caught the guy that killed Kennedy. I'll get killed for
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  Speaker 2: saying this. There it is again.
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  Speaker 1: Eleven years later, but I'm pretty sure.
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  Speaker 2: Those guys are still in power in some form. That
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  Speaker 2: was Bruce Willis in two thousand and seven in a
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  Speaker 2: Vanity Fair interview. He did never get killed. Sounds like
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  Speaker 2: he's leaning towards the Bush family.
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  Speaker 3: They did send him straight to DVD though they put
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  Speaker 3: him in his career in time out because they're like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: you can't be talking about it about.
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  Speaker 2: The Kennedy's mister Willis.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that sounds like so he's like a Bush senior guy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, which Bush Senior turns up at a lot of
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  Speaker 2: really important world events.
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  Speaker 3: Oh the fucking his clip of him speaking at I
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  Speaker 3: forget which President's funeral when he's like when when Jack
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  Speaker 3: Kennedy was shot by a crazed gunman, Like.
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  Speaker 2: He delivered just like that eight rocks.
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  Speaker 3: Go find it if you if you're interested. But yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he's fucking he did that ship.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean George Bush was the director of the
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  Speaker 2: CIA for a long time. He's gotten into some clans.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, shit, Georgie, the late George H. Bush, Thank god,
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  Speaker 1: the late George should be. Bush was an absolute piece
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  Speaker 1: of shit, and so anything that would come out about him,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I liked the whole fucking He loved Goofy
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  Speaker 3: Socks though only you see all those articles.
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  Speaker 2: I now you know his dog, his loyal companion. He
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  Speaker 2: had that dog for six fucking months. Oh yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: it's like, well and Hitler ate a lot of cake.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and also dogs love everybody.
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  Speaker 2: That's not a dogs are stupid. Yeah really yeah yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The dog at the end of green Room walks back
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  Speaker 2: to the Nazi dogs don't fucking know anybody.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was actually trying to get George's gold that
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  Speaker 3: he got from Prescott, his dad.
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  Speaker 2: Now there's a whole bunch of celebrities who are nine
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  Speaker 2: to eleven troupers, and I'm kind of counting on no
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  Speaker 2: one having read the notes closely. Here's a list of
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  Speaker 2: nine to eleven conspiracy theory truthers. And then I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: read a quote, and I want you to tell me
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  Speaker 2: who said it, Mark Ruffalo, Martin Sheen, Charlie Sheen, MARIANN. Cotillard,
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  Speaker 2: ed Asner, Rosie O'Donnell, or Willie Nelson. And here's a quote.
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  Speaker 2: We see other towers of the same kind being hit
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  Speaker 2: by planes. Are they burned? There was a tower, I
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  Speaker 2: believe it was in Spain which burned for twenty four hours.
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  Speaker 2: It never collapsed. None of these towers collapsed. And there
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  Speaker 2: in New York in a few minutes, the whole thing collapsed.
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  Speaker 2: It was a money sucker because they were finished, it
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  Speaker 2: seems to me by nineteen seventy three, and to recable
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  Speaker 2: all that to bring up to date all the technology
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  Speaker 2: and everything that work was a lot more expensive than
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  Speaker 2: destroying them before. You tell me who said it. I've
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  Speaker 2: never heard that theory hazy either.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's because it comes from the one and only
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  Speaker 1: mind of the lovely Cucku Cotillard.
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  Speaker 2: Marion Cotillard conspiracy theory hero. We need to do an
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  Speaker 2: episode about her.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, she's the when it comes to like listening
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  Speaker 1: to someone talk about conspiracy theories. Because he didn't do
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  Speaker 1: it justice, because he did have the French accent.
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  Speaker 2: That's why that would have given it away a little.
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  Speaker 1: There are a lot of really great uh Mary Uncutyard quotes,
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  Speaker 1: including I'm a normal person.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I call.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: Him quote yards, but I mean it's just because I
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: like that's that's not even like one of the kind
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: of makes sense, like why did they fly out to
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: Saudi royal family the day before? It's not even one
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: of those.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: Well I know what she's talking about, though, I think
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: because we've I don't remember which episode we talked about
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: it on.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: I think it's the basic jet fuel doesn't melt steal beams.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: Argument, right, But it's the stuff at the end about oh,
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: to recable the building. Yeah, that's expense weird. Yeah, the
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: World Trade Center was sold six months before it was
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: attacked and collapsed.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: That's oh and the guy who sold it just went safe.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: And the guy who bought it, Everyone's like, you bought
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: it and then filed an insurance claim after it was
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: just so it's like, oh man, why would you file
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: an insurance claim on this World Trade Center, the most.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: Expensive building that exists.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: People are like, why did he take out insurance? Can't imagine?
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: Probably because you have to to buy the World Trades Yeah.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: Because it's like the fucking hoggy of Sofia in the
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: middle of Manhattan that had already been tried to be
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: exploded before.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Like yeah, exactly, get insurance.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and well they do that to women that marry
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: old rich dude. It's like, well you had a life
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: insurance politic. No shit, it was melt.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: Broch, Like what do you but yeah, like, uh, I
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: think you know. I'm sure it's been discussed in this
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: podcast many times. Why the whole burning thing doesn't pass muster.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: Well, for one thing, jet fuel can melts. Yes, there
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: are several YouTube videos that will demonstrate that is like
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: the key.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: But also, even if it didn't melt it, like just
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: weakening it is enough to make it right.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: This is truth bomb Dad, coming at you from Louisiana.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: We're doing a little backyard experiment. I made some home
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: brewf thermite, and I've got my son's bicycle and now
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: we're going to see if nine to eleven was correct.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: And I know from watching Forged in Fire, which is
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: one of the low key best reality show reality competition.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: Fuck yeah it is.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like the Great British Banking Show. But they're
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: making swartz.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: It's chopped for in cells. Yeah, and I gotta tell
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: you underserved market.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: And they'll they'll even tell you that like if you're
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: trying to heat up steel, you can't like hold it
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: over a campfire. It needs to be a concentrated fire.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: And those planes flew into the building and then that
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: fire stayed inside the building. So that's a concentrated fire
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: that's gonna be hot enough to at least weaken it.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: And then yeah, it's gonna break. Those swords break all
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: the time, and they're just using kiln fire.
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: So well, also it's like weird. I mean, Saudi Arabia
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: did it?
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, the thing is there was a nine to
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: eleven conspiracy. It's that these people made a conspiracy to
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: throw planes, throw planes into the towers.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: Well, I just also like what hear takes me is like, okay,
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: so case studies for gigantic jetliners colliding with massive buildings,
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: we have like what exactly two of those that it
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: was nine to eleven. Yeah, that's also when you design
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: a building, you're thinking, like, all right, well, if we
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: get you know, four thousand office units, that's x amount
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: of revenue, and we gotta have this. You know, it's
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: gotta we gotta be able to support an l we
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: want five elevators. It's a busy space.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: You're thinking. You're not thinking.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: So if a Saudi Arabian coup takes place and they
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: do fly them directly into the well, if they go
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: in the middle, we're fucked. But if it's above or below,
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: I think we can hang.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: And I'll tell you what.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: Like, they're just not thinking about that right.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Well, And to go back to good ol'd Marian's quote,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: you know, she compares it to just a tower on fire,
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: which is a substantially different scenario. They and an impact
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: by a plane filled with.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Jet fuels right. For one thing, most tower fires don't
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: involve the jet fuel. Yeah, it's usually just a tower fire.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not like she said there was a tower
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: where a plane guy hit you know, ran into it
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: in Spain and it didn't go down. Yeah, which wouldn't
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: still even be like the best argument.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: But I also think it's in poor taste. There's a
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: vending machine at the Memorial Ground that tells jet fuel
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: brand energy trains.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: The Uh, let's see if there's any other interesting. There's
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: a lot of quotes in this article from different actors,
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: but they're all pretty long. Follow the money guys, Martin Sheen, Yeah,
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: the follow the money guy. That's Mark Ruffalo.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: Markin Ruffalo just seems like a dumb fun.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he just yeah, he really just does seem like
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: a dumb guy.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just a happy dumb dude.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good actor, dumb guy.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, where's Willie Nelson's there? Here? It is.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: I saw those towers fall and I've seen an implosion
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: in Las Vegas. There's too much humilarities between the two.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: And I saw the build and fault. He didn't get
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: Hi hit by nothing, So how naive are we?
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: How do they think we'll go for all right.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: We shot have been off the weed, Willy Neilson.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: We should have been playing a nylon string guitar underneath that.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, would have made it, would have made it sound.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: Because whenever a guy just whenever he does the three
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: sentences before the song, no matter what the advice is,
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: it could just be like, well, I wrote this back
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: in ninety five when my dog passed away, and if
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: you're going to get a dog, you should fuck him
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: to show that you're the master at the home. That's
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: the only way to establish dominance in the animal community.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: And then and then you're like, well that's sure, yeah, okay,
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: Southern wisdom, that's country. We can't just be with that.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: So go out and check out this article. There's a
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: there are quotes from all of the people we mentioned.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: And also, if you've ever they're very long in a
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: lot of cases.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: And if you've ever heard of nine to eleven conspiracy
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: theory before, just imagine that being said by Martin Sheen,
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: and then that's the gist.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Imagine it's a movie about nine to eleven comspiracy theorists.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: I met Martin Sheen would totally be of like a
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: like a movie about like the conspiracy of.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Naive voiced a documentary about something. What was it? I
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: feel like it might have been.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: A oh yeah, fucking good radio.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, I should have that. That's where I should
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: have done vamping.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Death by China. It's a uh, it's.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: An underrated wrestling click where.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, who knows Martin Sheen and Charlie Sheen.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: He choked on one key chain and now he's just
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: got it out for the Chinese.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: It's not fair. This is one we talked about last episode.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Kanye West, thanks the government created aids to kill black
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: people and gay people. Yeah, it's a really conspiracy.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: Kanye is right about some things, you know.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is one where I'm like, yeah, maybe it
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: could have could very well have happened. Yeah, oh yeah.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: I mean that's the good Dave Chappelle joke, you know,
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: but which has two slurs that I can't even parorphrase
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: without it being incredibly awkward.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's I think one of the ideas is that
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: it was a chemical weapons experiment gone wrong. Which here's
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: the thing about our government. We've done some crazy, crazy things. Yeah,
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: So when I hear stuff like that, I'm like I
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: don't know, man, it could be like.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: Like I'm always confused. Is like I like, I get like,
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: all right, we need to test out this AIDS virus
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: in the wild. Why do you go to Chicago and
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: not Guatemala? Like you have a you have airplanes, you're
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: the government, Like it just doesn't make sense on that level.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Well, I think the idea is that they want to
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: kill they they didn't want.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they would do it. Happened. It started in
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Africa and migrated. Oh.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: I guess I was thinking where they thought. I don't
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: know where I got that idea near mine.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Because Kanye West is from Chicago.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: I'm hungry, ied to. I guess thinking that they needed
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: to like test subjects, and I guess I thought like, well,
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: they just arbitrarily pick some group of poor people, and
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: then I was like, oh wait that I got lost
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: in it.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: It's weird that in the middle of that exchange, I
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: randomly just thought about how I'm maybe gonna go get
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: chicken McNuggets after this, and then you said I'm hungry.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: I think it's the oregone blaster. Yeah, telling us what
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: I didn't know. It burns so many calories.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: You no, that actually comes from the plastic skull.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if it's sound comes from the skull, you know.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: It's just I just don't think the biology backs up
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: this theory. Yeah, and AIDS doesn't. Just it's it's not
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: like AIDS only targets black people and gay people, like, well,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: I don't think anyone can get AIDS.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't think that's what the theory is saying.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: I mean I I think that the most believable theory,
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: if there is one, is that it started as a thing.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: And then they got out of control.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: There's the same theory about fucking lime disease.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, that we wanted we were racist against ticks.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: No, just that because there's this facility, we're trying to
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: get diase.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: No, that was Lex Luthor of the Tic Universe decided
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: he wanted to take him down, and.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: He's like, I know what I do. There's this Have
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: you ever heard of the Montalk Monster? Yeah? Yeah, there
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: there is a facility across from where the Montalk Monster
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: washed ashore, Okay, And it's a place where people think
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: the government does all these crazy biological weapons experiments with animals.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: And one of the theories is that the strain at
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: least the strain of lime disease. That's like really debilitating
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: people right now escaped from that facility like on accident.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: So here's like, I think the government is pretty stupid.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: They're dumb, like right mostly, But I don't think the
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: government is stupid enough to test deadly biological weapons in America.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, I totally disagree. I definitely think it could be stupid.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: I really think so many other places that are easier.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: To that's I guess kind of.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: I was trying to get at where why wouldn't you
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: just take it or something, because exactly you're.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Trying to save money. You're only going to have so
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: much budget money. Why why make it a fucking destination.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: I feel like you go, I feel like you would
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: deficit spend a little to create a new super plague.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: Like that does seem something you treat yourself with if
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: you're a gun, that's what that's like. They're Jimmy Choos
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: is like, you know what, I've been a good government.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: I'm going to get myself a new age like I
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: would even much more.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: But also I think this is a thing you could
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: probably look up and verify, like we do weird weapons
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: testing all over. Oh, we definitely do weapons weapons, right,
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: but that is also I think significantly different than biological testing,
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: which has a lot fewer constraints on it. But you
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: have to do it in a lab and you're yea,
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: and what you risk doing it somewhere where a government
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: might be working with another government and they have access
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: to your facilities.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: I guess this like that whole the lime disease thing,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: would I would be able to buy it a little
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: bit more if they were saying that the lime disease
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: testing was coming from like like the the place in
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: like Norway where they keep all of the frozen diseases
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: like from all time, right, Like if that if they're saying,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: like that's a CIA facility where they manufacture new like bioweapons,
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: that place, I would be able to buy that a
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: little more because it's like that seems like the place
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: where you would do bioweapon test.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Thing.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that place also has to be like the louver
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: for people that fuck dead bodies. It's got to be like,
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: oh my god, it's you have to go. It's beautiful,
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Like if you're a real like creepy guy, that's like
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: their fucking Smithsonian.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: So this is the facility, it's called Plumb Island Animal
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Disease Center of New York. That's so interesting And here's
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: the but here's the thing. During the Cold War, a
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: secret biological weapons program targeting livestock was conducted at the site,
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: so we would test biological weapons in the United States.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: One fun fact about Plumb Island, I want to say.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: It sounds like the brand that makes like the Ross
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: version of Tommy Bahama shit, Like, yeah, the these Plumb
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Island board shorts.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: In Silence of the Lambs. When Clarice is trying to
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: like convince Hannibal to like help her with something, she
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: offers him vacation like, uh, you know, arted vacation time
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: on a plum the Plumb Island Nature Reserve.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: And then he's like, yeah, but that's what they do.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: All that's where they like make all these diseases and stuff.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: See, He's like, it was just.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Very funny that ended up being that specific thing that
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: they recognize.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: And if you look at even their like they're legitimate
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: claims about what they're doing. Forty foreign animal diseases are
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: studied there, so it doesn't even have to be that
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: they're working on chemical weapons. Something could just get out.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is that's I can't understand that. It's just
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: like super line' that's like.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: Their version of like toy leaks, where like, oh dude,
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: some guy that works at a factory in Singapore took
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: a picture and we got Kylo Ren's new match. It's
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: like that, but it's like, dude, we got swine flu,
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: but for cows.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Now, how do you feel about his other One of
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Kanye West's other big conspiracies, And this is a quote
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: from a two thousand and five AIDS benefit concert. AIDS
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: was a man made disease place Africa, just like Crack
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: was placed in the black community to break up the
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Black Panthers. Well that's how do you feel about the
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: CIA planning crack in the United States.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: I think that's true. I think there's there's no way
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: that's not true.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: I mean those things are like like my buddy told
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: me that he has a friend that's left with Quinn
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: Tarantino and he has a bed shaped like a foot,
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: and I have no evidence, but it just sounds so
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: right and so specific.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, that makes sense.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the CIA crack conspiracy, there's like I don't
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: know if it was necessary, like it might have been,
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: like part of it was to break up the black panthers.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I doubt that was the.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: Entire We did a whole lot to both.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: We definitely did, but I'm saying like that might have
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: just been like a positive, like one of the goals.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: It seems like the crack epidemic did a lot more than.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Just fuck with the black It had a lot of goals,
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Like I feel like an ambitious project. It really was.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: I mean, we really followed.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: The government really followed the black panthers like white girls
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: follow one direction. Oh man, Louis Tomlinson, I mean, what
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: a yeah, what a hunk?
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, did you see a black Yeah? Like the
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: when the way that they talk about the white cops
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: talk about the panthers, and that's very interesting. I think, Yeah,
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: there's a there's a fantastic PBS documentary about the Black Panthers. Yeah,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: And it goes into a lot of detail about the
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: things the government did in turn, like things that you
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: would hear like people would hear now and go, okay, whatever,
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: that's some Alex Jones shit, But it's what we do
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: as a government. We sent like if something's happening. The
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: government wants to know about it, and they're going to
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: fucking send people to find out about it. And that
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: can go any number of ways. When that person shows up, right,
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: and it's like, if you're a person on the left
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: right now who is thinking the government is probably never
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: going to send people to come monitor what you're doing.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: You shouldn't be on the left. Yeah, help. You need
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: to be in the center somewhere because you trust the
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: government a little too fucking much.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, Like I said, I got no love for
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: the government. Why not?
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: I know that said? The minute the CIA shows up
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: and goes, we need you for a thing, I'll be like,
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: all right, I might for the story. You know, who
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: do you need me to interview for the story?
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: You can't tell anybody.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Nah, I still can't decide. A comedian who has a
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: show on RT dot com reached out, Oh, you want.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: To do the show dot com?
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Russia's it's like the Kremlin backed news service, And I
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: think he's an American comedian. He's got like this daily
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: show type thing. But I'm like, do I even want
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: to skype with someone backed by the Kremlin?
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: No?
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Like, I cannot fucking decide.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: You gotta, Adam, you owe it to yourself to do this.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: You're gonna have so much fun getting paranoid about things
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: happening around that, like the water will shut off.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Think for a second it was Russia. In addition to
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: having a kmart near where I live in Burbank, there's
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: also a payphone, so maybe I could do it payphone
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: and record the call.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: That'd be good. Yeah, there'd be some high quality like
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: miss like, mister.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna have I love the beautiful nineteen ninety four
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: district of burb Man before we keep it all intact.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: I'm going to have him meet me on a park
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: bench while I'm reading a newspaper. I saw a guy
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: reading a newspaper on a park bench not too long
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: ago in l A. And I was like, no, what
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: is this espionage activity?
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, get an iPad.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: You creep update it a little bit.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Uh So, Yeah, Kanye West thinks AIDS is a conspiracy.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: He also remember he's got that I don't remember what song,
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: but he's got a line where he says.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: And I know the government and Minister Aids. I guess
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: we just see what the minister say. I heard him say.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: I think and He's also got a line about if
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: Magic can buy a cure for AIDS because Magic Johnson,
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: remember has AIDS.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, imagine john'son got a cure for AIDS. So maybe yeah,
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: I know it's yeah, I should know that better, but
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: I'm not as I'm not as encyclopedic with my Kanye.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Magic might have a problem with the phrasing of that.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, considering yeah, probably still with Kanye is saying it
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: in public.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Magic's probably kind of like, you know, I really
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: work hard on my diet and exercise.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: I've got a drug regiment. It's a lot of work.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: I mean it's I'm doing fine, but it's not like
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: I do nothing.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: I'm still alive, thank you.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: But Magic Johnson say his AIDS went away.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: I think, well, there's a thing where it can be
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: like undetectable that on gay apps, like oh like I
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: haven't shown right, yeah, like, but it's not like it's
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: not still an issue.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: I guess he is says he isn't cured top right,
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: good good. He plans to go on living for a
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: long time.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: He just is living with HIV, which is like a
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: thing A lot of people do well. I mean they
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: live long normal healthy lives now.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Look along with how long with Big Aids been in
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: your pocket?
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: I wish they would jump in there. I need some money.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: Big Age is always in my pocket. It's my favorite
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: brand of gum a Big Age.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: No.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Magic Johnson and his HIV. It's really a Ros
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: Rachel situation, like will they are won't they guys coming?
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: We're waiting. Paris Jackson thinks her father was murdered. Anytime
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: a kid is like my parent was murdered. I'm not
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: going to be the one to go shut up.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like you're okay, that's that's okay.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: I think that headline should be Paris Jackson thinks she
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: is an anime protagonist.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's like completely is she is her
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: thing that the doctor well, because like I kind of
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: think that doctor killed him.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean the doctor at least killed him through malpractice,
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: so I do think he was murdered.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Actually, her her.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Thinking is that there were people who legitimately wanted him
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: dead and fired murder him through the doctor.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: Yes, okay, the people that made the Left Glove. He
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: did so much damage to their business model.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: This uh, this is a quote from her in a
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: Rolling Stone interview. It's a chess game. I'm trying to
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: play the chess game the right way. And that's all
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: I can say about that right now.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: When she plays chess, does she play the black pieces
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: or the white pieces?
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Because there's there could be could go either way. I
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: just I hope.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: That she doesn't play this chess game for very long.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: I hope for her sake that she doesn't like if
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: there is nothing there, that she doesn't get too into it,
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: because I don't want her to be in bad like
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: she's already had a fucking rough life being Michael Jackson's kid.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, like, I want her to have a happy
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: and healthy life, and I don't want her to spend
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: too much of her time.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: I think she also her father was legitimate, but I
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: don't think her.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Father was legitimately murdered. I don't think there needs to
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: be much of a conspiracy beyond.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't blame her for wanting to get she was
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: supposed to be.
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: Like fan made photoshops of her with like a live
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: pictures of Michael to look like he was alive when
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: she was like in her twenties, like present day or whatever.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: And I was like this is kind of weird and sad,
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: but I get it. It was very It's just oddly emotional.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: I guess it's like.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: I don't want her to not look for the truth
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: if she thinks that there's a reason to think that
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: her father was murdered. It's just when she starts saying
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: these things like it's chess game, I gotta play the
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: chess game, right and all, that's where I.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: Think, yeah, it uh, yeah, I never know when it
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: comes to Hollywood stuff, Like when Randy Quaid was like,
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: there's a team of people to kill actors for their money,
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, probably.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe they're not gonna come after you, Randy quad.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: There's FBI records about Tupac getting extorted by the fucking
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Jewish Defense League. Yeah, or like right before he died.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Oh that like Corey Feldman like like pedophilias stuff. Well,
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: he's just like I'm afraid to talk about this, like yeah, probably,
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when are we gonna get mad at Barbara Walters
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: for shutting that interview down? Yeah? When have you ever
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: seen that clip where she's like, oh, you're gonna ruin
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: careers right now. Let's change this.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: The whole that whole Corey filming thing is very sad,
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: very sad. Like, Yeah, there's a We did an episode
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: of heart Shape Pod, which is our Nirvana fan podcast,
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: about the guitar Kurt Cobaine played on MTV Unplugged. In
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: this long fucking odyssey behind that his kid gave that
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: guitar to the man she was married to at one point,
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: and that story came out and people were like, what
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: an asshole trying to keep that in court blah blah blah.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: But she did legit give it to him, like it
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: had to be checked out of a facility by her
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: and Courtney Love before it could be given to him,
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: and they both had to sign off on it. So
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: it goes to court and the court sides with him
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: and he gets to keep this guitar that Kurt Cobain played.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: And then about a year later, this story comes out
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: where he's like Courtney Love Sam Loofti, who was Britney
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Spears former manager and an actor from the TV show
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: what was that fucking pro suicide Netflix show Twelve.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: Reasons Why Yeah or something like that, an actor from
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: that show. He's like, they showed up at my house
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: and forced me to give that guitar back and they
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: were basically I think they were going to kidnap me
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: and take me to the desert and murder me. And wait,
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: sounds insane, I was. But the police showed up, like
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: there was a friend there and they forced him out
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: of the house and the friend just goes out and
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: call the cops. And they're in this area of the
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: Hollywood Hills where it's really windy and if there's two cars,
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: it's gonna have a hard time passing. He blocks their
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: exit with his car long enough for the police to
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: show up. And so the police fucking there's a police
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: report about like Francis Bean's ex husband being in the
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: back of this fucking suv with these two people who
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: he was like, they were gonna kill me if the
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: fucking police does.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: That's, by the way, how much people hate walking in
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: Hollywood is they're like, well, he blocked the I can't
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: no way I can make an escape.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: Right, Well, they would have had to leave their car
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: behind him.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: Is that I'm gonna be thirsty and I'll have to
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: go to Pink Dot and the'll be six bucks for
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: gatorade and we'll just get caught storting.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So who knows. Yeah, Hollywood's a crazy place, It's sure.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: I think this is potentially the most believable conspiracy on
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: the list. M I A thinks the CIA developed Google
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: and Facebook to control the flow of information. It's sad.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: That's another one that sounds nuts. But the CIA runs
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: the only government funded tech intry investment firm. It was.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: It's called in q Tel, and it was founded in
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: nineteen ninety nine, right as the Internet was really taking off.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: And they're just a venture capital firm that goes out
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: and invests in new technology on behalf of the CIA.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: And that's not the kind of thing where they're going
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: to go, we put a ton of money into Facebook,
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: and you cannot believe what we're gonna do to you
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: motherfuckers with it. Yeah, but this I but like if
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: they didn't do it specifically like all that, Yeah.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: They definitely saw the phenomenon and thought let's get in on.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: It, right, that I definitely agree with. Like I doubt
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: that they invented Google or Facebook or well the.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: Government in theory the internet, well, yeah, which sort of
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: leads to all of it.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: But then when you like when you get down into
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: like who meet like who invented Google or who invented
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: like this in.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: Qtel did invest in Facebook?
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: When I'm not doubting that they invested it. I'm just saying,
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: like it's just interest, Like yeah, I just think there's
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: a distinction. But I agree that they're definitely involved with
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: them and like want like have a heavy hand in
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: how that information is uh, you know, managed and processed
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: and that sort of thing.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: This is a quote from her. All governments are connected
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: to Google, and all governments can shift their search engines
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: so only what they want you to see comes up.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: I want kids to be aware of this digital circumstance.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Google and Facebook, we're developed by the CIA, and when
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: you're on there, you have to know that. The thing
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: about Google being connected to all governments, she's saying it
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: in the most tenfoil hat way. Yeah, but we know
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: that's true, right. We know Google goes out to other
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: governments and goes, well, how do you want it to
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: work in your country? And if the government is like,
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: well we want to censor some shit, Google goes all right,
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: that's the thing.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: And we and we got into this a little bit
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: on the Bob episode, but it's like it's it's where
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: you go, there's like that that really fine line where
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: you go, there, this is the crazy stuff that actually happens.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: And now now we're talking about stuff that's made right,
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: and like she's like she is right about the first
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: half of that, definitely, and then you know, then she
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: it just kind of stretches credulity to then be like
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: and they were created by the CIA for the you know,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: it's like, I think the CIA is an opportunistic organization
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: that saw these things and realized their potential early on
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: and so invested and now uses the information. But right,
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: but that's also kind of nitpicking, I think, like, I mean, guess,
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: like she's she's using the words she's using, but it's
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: not that like if the CIA was just like there
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: when it was being developed and like write and shit down,
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: that's good enough for me. I guess that's I mean,
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: really though, It's like all I'm saying is I think
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: that that muddles her messaging a little bit. Like, ye,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: the messaging is true, but like that part that tagging
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: it on with the hyperbole at the end is what
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: will make people just dismiss it whole right out of
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: hand without thinking about the parts of it. That might
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: have actually been true.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: And because she's a woman, meanwhile he gets you know,
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: it's like, of course, but you win again. Patriarchy.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: Damn it.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: This is one of my favorites of all time. Terrence Howard.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: I can't stop talking about this since I read this
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: article in twenty fifteen. This amazing. Terrence Howard believes that
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: one times one equals two and that all of math
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: is wrong. He has a name for this theory. No
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: wonder those towers fell.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: The architects were going on one times one equals one.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: He has a theory for it called terryology, which which.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: Sounds like an in that sounds like an uncle describing
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: his barbecue sauce recipe.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: I cooked this up using a little terryology. Ain't that
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: the best food you have?
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: And you're like, it's pretty good?
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: But the I just yeah, this is so amazing. This
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: is a quote. This happened when he the story of
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: how he came to this realization. He got into an
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: argument while with his professor while working toward a chemical
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: engineering degree at Pratt Institute. And you're like, oh my god,
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: he has a chemical engineering degree. No he does not.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: He got into an argument professor about one times one.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: And here comes that quote, how can it equal one?
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: If one times one equals one, that means that two
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: is of no value because one times itself has no effect.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: One times one equals too, because the square root of
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: four is two. So what's the square what's the square
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: root of two? Man? Should be one, but we're told
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: it's two, and that cannot be You can both ask
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: one question, Go, I.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Don't have any questions.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that explains it.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: You're getting enough sleep, man, It's.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Just so interesting that that's just so much when really,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: like all it would take is the professor going, well,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: you see when we say one times one, we mean
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: one one time, and that's.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: Why it equals.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: Like how you break a multiplication down to a kid,
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: it's like a dishes.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: It's kind of crazy that he got it. So then
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: what is two times one in his world? Well, one
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: time not. I don't know terology, Yeah, I know, I
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: want to know the terryology.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's everything times one actually plus one.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: I mean there's all kinds of like proofs that they
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: like kind of play off the sort of like a
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: semantic traditions of math where you can sort of cleverly
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: make an argument that one equals zero, but it's false
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: if you really look at it with a fine tooth comb.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: That's like a fucking web comic joke for nerds. But this,
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know, man, one and one is just one. Well,
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: it sounds like some ship to me, Like there's just
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: no none of that.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: It is just like the word He just didn't quite
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: grasp what the word times meant, and man has he
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: ran with it and he just like it's like that
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: clip of William Shatner refusing to say sabotage. Yeah, where
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: there's a direct spuck sabotage the system, and the directors like,
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: can we do that again? But can you say the
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: word sabotage. You say sabotage, I say sabotage.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: And it's in Star Trek at one point, the best
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: sabotage the system, the.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: Best Beastie Boys song, sabotage.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Sabotage, sabotage, y'all, it's sabotage.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: I cannot recommend this Terrence Howard profile on Rollingstone dot
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: com enough. It's called Terrence Howard's Dangerous Mind. Fuck. Yes,
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: it's on Rollingstone dot com. By Eric headiguard, and I say,
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: go for it. Terrence Howard, what is it about rolling
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: Stone that makes people so comfortable to the magazine? Fucking yeah,
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: that's what.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: That's what like my dad thinks the counterculture is, you know,
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: like not my dad, but like a dad and like
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: the they play the platonic form of a dad or
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: whatever the philosopher was.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: This is another quote from that interview. This is the
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: last century our children will ever have been taught that
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: one times one is one Maine. They won't have to
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: grow up in ignorance. Twenty years from now, they'll know
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: that one times one equals to Maine. We're about to
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: show a new truth, that true universal math. The air
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: horn was part of the quote crazy, right.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, I do believe that this is the last
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: century that our children will have been taught that one
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: times one equals one. But I just think that's because
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: it's the last century community. There's no more like.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: You look at these and you're like, wouldn't it be
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: great if this whole like myth he was trying to dispel,
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: is like sex with the virgin doesn't curates, you know,
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: just like any kind of productive one where he's just like,
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: you know, before you throw out that white T shirt,
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: try a tide pen, you know, like like like little
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: tips or.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: It would be Or what if it turns out that
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: he's right and he's just totally reinvented math and from
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: now on math is tereology.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but even then we're not gonna want to fix
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: all that shit like our systems work, just.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Gonna work on the fake math that works.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: It'd be so great, Just like can he like the
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: geometric system where we're like, how does.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: He think this society exists? If one times one? If
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: everybody thinks that one times one equals one and he's
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: the only one he's figured out that it equals too,
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: how does he think that anything works?
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: It just walks into the large Hadron collider shut it down.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: I know it's a five mile Lotte but cost a
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: billion dollars.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: But you're you're wasting your time. You're looking for half
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: atoms are wrong. First. One of my favorite parts about
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: that Rolling Stone interview is he takes a bunch of
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: breaks from the interview to construct these plastic sculptures with
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: his ex wife or something like. Even that part was weird,
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: And then they string them up around his house, and
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: these are supposed to help explain dude his theory. He
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: has a fucking US patent on these sculptures.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: If you have to make sculptures, multiple sculptures to prove
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: your basic multiplication.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: I also just want to I want to say, for
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: the record, a sculpture has never clarified anything. Yeah, there's
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: never been any.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Process where I'm like, well, once I saw the sculpture, Oh,
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: it's like a volleyball that comes upout. You know what.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Now that I look at it, I understand that one
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: times one is two.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Absolutely, it looks cool.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: I don't know I could be convinced of something with
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: these images, but.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: I mean it looks like one of those things that
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: you would buy from like Brookstone that's like a plastic
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: ball and then he tosses up in the air and
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: it changes.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: Oh absolute yeah, and like a businessman would have it
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: on his desk and think it makes it fun, you know.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: And I'm a cool boss. I have a dumb, dumb ball.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: Look at all of the fucking, oh my god, sciencey
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: talk that goes building It's it's a lot he's got.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: There's a bunch of claims. The building block of claim
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: one further, including a second stub straight connected to the
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: first substrucle.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: And the light emitting diodes of course in the first Well,
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: I will.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Say as a as a freelance writer, I've done punch
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: up on worse. I mean, he's got some decent ideas.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: So if you want to go out and google that,
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: it's a Systems and Methods for Enhanced Building block applications on.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Those that he doesn't include Terryology in the patent.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: No, you don't want to, like, you know what'd be like?
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: So first of all, one times one that makes you
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: know this before we start this.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: That makes it worse to me because he was like,
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: I don't want to dilute this beautiful message with my branding,
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: because if he put Terryology all over the place, you
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: be like, there's a bit is a joke. He's guy
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: trying to get touch. The fact that he didn't means
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: he's fucking serious.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: He registered Terryology with the Writers Guild so that one
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: can turn it into a TV show.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Lad oh man, that was a real risk, dude.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: Two more, what am I going to call my new
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: Terry Gilliam vehicle for ABC? I give them out of ideas.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: All right, two more to get through. Dave Mustaine from
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: Mega Death thinks Obama organized mass shooting. He's not the
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: only one. This is what's the conspiracy. Yeah kidding, Yeah,
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: I remember when Obama came and took all our guns. Yeah.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: I gotta say, man, this is the least effective conspiracy
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: I've ever heard of.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my entire life. They are not doing a good job. Again.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: Well, he was crying after Sandy Hook because he's like,
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to do another one.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: It's just like the thing with most of the other
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: conspiracy theories is that the conspiracy actually happened, right, and
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: whereas with this one, it's like, hey, Obama made all
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: these shots to pass all this strict gug ConTroll take
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: your guns away, and that's why I have all of
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: these guns still easier than ever.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: Can't buy bumper stocks, man, can't buy bumper stocks.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: He took it's boomstock. You should really learn what you're
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: talking about.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: I mean the ones I did have grandfathered in and
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: I can still keep that.
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: I tried to get into domestic terrorism. Turns out I
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: just invested in a bunch of family bowling centers and
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: I bought bumper stocks. Boom, dude. Yeah, you see how
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: fun They'll join my eyes.
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: This is Dave Mustain on stage in Singapore in twenty twelve.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: Remember when the Dixie Chicks just said we're ashamed of
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: the President's in Texas and people are like, you're in England,
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: don't Well, here he is in Singapore, my president. He's
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: trying to pass a gun ban. So he's staging all
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: of these murders, like the fast and furious thing down
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: at the border which Paul Walker died in La whatever,
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: the massacre in Aurora, Colorado, all the people that were
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: killed there, and now the beautiful people at the Sick
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: Temple near Milwaukee, Wisconsin. It is sick interesting and and uh.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: In an interview later, he said he was just parroting
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: the talking points of Larry Pratt, who is the head
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: of extremist gun group Gun Over Gun Owners of America.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: And this is another quote he said something about it.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: No one went after him, but everyone went crazy on me.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: It's because you're the fucking lead singer a mega dad. Yeah,
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: and I'm the leader of an extremist gun group. Idiot.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know that you have can file the
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: paperwork to start an organization.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: I just think it's, uh, it's crazy to find out
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: that he was parroting talking points when when you read it,
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: it sounds just like every other program talking point I've
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: ever heard, exactly.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: And I'm dying to know where this fucking talking point
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: comes from, because in that same interview where he said
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: he was just talking about Larry Pratt's talking points, listen
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: to this fucking quote. Look back in history at what
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: Michelle Obama wore at his inauguration. And she had a
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: black dress on with two red triangles, so she looked
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: like a black widow turned upside down. So there's gotta
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: be some symbology.
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: There, Oh for sure.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: I mean there's gotta be.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: Someone wore a dress.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: Hey, at least he's not he's not calling her a
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: man anymore.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: So yeah, that was he doing that.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Well, but I mean, like that's a popular Michelle Obama
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: conspiracy theory.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: Along the same line.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Well, I've not heard the black widow.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: I want to know who's talking. Barack put on that
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: tan suit?
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: Right tan? What's tan? The sands of Egypt? Where's our
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: oil coming from? Do the man exactly?
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: I bet Alex Jones is talking about black widow a
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: black widow dress before. I mean, this sounds like some
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: Alex Jones.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: Well he does, dude, nine hours of broadcasting today, so
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: I imagine it would come up.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: I'm not thinking it's like hit. Like what I like
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: about like the crazy conspiracy theory, My fucking god.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: What I like about it is it's like it doesn't
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: they did they think that they have enough time to
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: like do this evil shit and plant easter egg like
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: the real heads, you know, like, oh, it's gonna be
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: so great when they see Howard the duck in the
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: fucking mushroom cloud.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: You're never gonna guess what this dress really means. This dress,
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: it doesn't even look like a black widow, Like it's
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: just black and red.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: It just looks like a bad dress.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Like it's actually really one of the worst stresses I've
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: ever seen her wear.
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: Uh, you know, looking at it, it's not not her
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: best look. That's no crime.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: And also you can tell it's supposed to be an
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: all red like it's black on the outside and then
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: red and then she's got a black sash.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's not like it's like so there's gotta
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: be some symbology there.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Did you know what though, let's figure it out.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what the sash is the Jews?
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: All right, now, you got your pencils.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: That's literally what every fucking conspiracy theory boils down to,
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: pretty much. It's so annoying.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: All right, let's talk about this last one. I like
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: to escape.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: Can we escape groups some other white ethnic ground. I'm Irish.
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: I've never been scapegoaded for anything. I've never had like
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: the Irish or destroying a fucking chatter bait like, throw
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: that one out.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: I think just like one hundred and fifteen years too
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: late for that.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: I know, Yeah, I can't believe it's really I gotta
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: go way out of my way to be persecuted. I
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: gotta talk about ninety year old dudes in the bronx.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: Uh. Jaden Smith basically thinks Wakanda is reale. If you've
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: seen Black Panther, you know Wakanda ideas that, Well.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: Where do you think they shot Black Panther?
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: Exactly?
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he says, the streets of San Francisco in nineteen
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: eighty The streets.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: He says. He thinks a place exists on Earth where
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: the technology surpasses anything we've been allowed to know about.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: This is a quote. The technology that we're currently at
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: is not the maximum of the human capability, and that
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: there are places in the world where their technology supersedes
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: what we see here on a daily basis. It's made
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: by humans and it should be acknowledged and it should
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: be looked at because it could heal a lot of problems.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: When asked if he was referring to a real world Wakanda,
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: he acknowledged that he was.
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: See this, I actually do buy it because like, in
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: terms of what's available to a consumer, it's all based
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: on profitability. Like if they can make an iPhone, they
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: probably had two terabytes in it, but it would just
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: cost like, you know, twelve thousand dollars in abder to
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: fucking buy it, you know. So like like and you like,
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: if there's shit that they can do that just wouldn't
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: be effective to sell on a mass scale. You think
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: they don't just make one for fun and say, hey,
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: let's see what we can do with this, you know.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, I mean I like Jaydon Smith in general.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: I think he's I like that he's so weird and
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: it's allowed to be like weird and interesting in public
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: because he had, you know, incredibly rich famous.
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: Go watch to the David Blaine special where he impales
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: his hand in front of him and Will Smith's entire family.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: Very fun.
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: Watch. Yeah, he also swallows a fish in front of
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: Woody Allen, which is because it's just Woody Allen being
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: a germophobic.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: With Harrison Ford in the Yes in the Orange Yeah
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: rocks we I think we actually talked about that before. Yeah.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: What this reminds me of the idea that there might
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: be places that are fucking with technology that we don't
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: have access to. It's like Atlanta's theory. But it's also
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: not unlike what happened with Tesla, not not Elon Musk's Tesla,
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: actual Tesla, where he was working on a project. It
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: was a project to bring electricity to households and he
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: had all these investors and at one point he was like, oh, yeah,
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: this is gonna be free, Like it's going to give
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: everyone free electricity, and they were like, oh fuck you.
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: And it's like, if you read about Tesla, it like
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: deals with obelisks and their ability to tap into some
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: sort of energy that's around us and transmit it and
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: it all sounds crazy. But it's also fucking Tesla.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and also Tesla was kind of like he did
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: a lot of he was a great deventor and did
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: a cool things, but he also was kind of.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: Like I don't necessarily think he could have built a
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: death right, but it's sort of like like with vaccines
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: or something where it's like, I'm sure there were dudes going.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: Like, what the fuck are you curing polio? For? You
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: treat polio? That's where money is.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we made so much on crutches, you have no idea.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Kind of like a blanket market is out of control.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: Oh for just the shivery and children. Yeah, they need
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: a tattered shawl every what.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: They all need something to cover their legs. They're just
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: distribution deal. What the fuck?
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: You know? There are rumor or not rumors, but there's
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: so many theories about what the the temples in Egypt
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: or the pyramids in Egypt, right, what those were used for.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: And one of them is that it was some sort
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: of power plant that they were able to actually generate.
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: Fucking the bagdad battery.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: See that. Yeah, because it's one of those things where
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: we're like they were fucking old, the ancient people, they
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: didn't know anything. It's like society has been built up
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: and destroyed numerous times. We don't know what the fuck
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: they were fucking with back then. They could have figured
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: out electricity, I think.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know it's I or why not
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: I Well, for I think there's lots of reasons, but.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: They were pretty advanced.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: No, I'm never gonna be one to doubt like the
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: achievements of ancient people's. I think they achieved all of
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: this stuff without the Internet or libraries or anything. It's that,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: you know, the same kind of information that we have,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: and they still achieved things like the Pyramids. I think
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: it's amazing. I just don't think it needs to be
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: a battery for it to be amazing. I think it's
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: amazing that these people just built these tombs.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: Like the idea that it would be a battery wouldn't
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: even be that amazing because they had batteries back then.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they weren't that big and sophisticated.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: Right, But we might just not have ever seen the
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: big and sophisticated ones.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: But there would also be traces because in order, the
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: ancient batteries that they made used acids and things that
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: would trace, and no one's found, but.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: Can we get inside the pyramids, like, because they have
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: all of those fucking aqueducts and things that are like
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: this is the Bob Bob song all over again, And
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: I might, but the fucking camera didn't melt. The camera melt. Yeah, boom,
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: end of disgust.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, it's just like I do, like the
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: part of history where white guys just go, all right,
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: we'll burn this down and we'll spend five hundred years
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: trying to refigure it out our way.
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: You mean, Alexander the Great. Yeah, because you can't.
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: You can't beat you got you guys won, and I
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: want to win. So we're just gonna do it. We
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: call it do over and we burn the library.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: We gotta do an episode about the Georgia Guidestones, because
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: that's the thing, which one it's called the Georgia Guidestones.
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so that rock that says if there's more
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: than one hundred and twenty thousand people, you're fucked or whatever.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it says keep society under five hundred thousand people,
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: and it's got all these like rules for future generations.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: It was the premise of a pretty good anime.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, anyway, also some pretty strong thoughts on ask
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: to mouth. They say never do it in the Georgia Guts.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: That's also a really good anime.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: So that is our episode. There's obviously lots of other
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: celebrities who believe in conspiracy theories, but those are the
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: fun ones to talk about. Go read that episode or
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: article we mentioned up top if you want to read more,
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: or just google around you'll find.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: Some ship figure it out.
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: Uh, this episode's coming out early January, so patreon dot
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: com slash on pops. Hopefully the world is still a
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: thing in early January. Yeah, hopefully we're all still alive.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: I doubt it.
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the last part, fucking I do everything I do.
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: I think, like, what if this was the only thing
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: that we had of civilization and I do reverse engineer
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: a whole society based on me making fucking weird like yeah,
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: flat Earth puns.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah that would be great. Yeah that the last podcast
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: ever recorded.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah that from if that's the legacy. They're just like, yeah,
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: a lot of like skepticism and wordplay.
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: You know, it's like the.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: Super advanced robots from the end of like excavating Huge humanity,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: and they're like, well, it seems that they really like
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: talking about Dick jokes and yeah, j Dick is.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: Uh so Patreon dot com, slash on pops sign up
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: for that, Olivia, what do you got to plug?
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: You can follow me on Twitter at Hyarehidar that's h
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: A I D.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: A r U.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: And then this is coming out in January. It's either
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: out or should be out soon. You can check out
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: a new podcast that I'm hosting with Vanessa Gritton called
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: Lowest Common Phenomenator. We talk about trash culture that we
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: love and it's gonna be a lot of fun.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: Nice, Connor, what do you got?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: You can go listen to the Mean Boys podcast for
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: more me and can you see me at Last Unlimited
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: in Sacramento January fourth through the sixth. I really like
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: that club, Old Comedy Club in Old Town Sack. I
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: always have a fun time there and at the Mad
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: House in San Diego the following weekend Friday and Saturday.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: So if you're in Sacramento or San Diego, come say hey,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: I will hang out with you.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: Nice, let's get the funk out of here, Olivia, say
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: goodbye bye, Connor, say goodbye bye bye, goodbye everybody. We
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: love you.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, people of a Kansas to astorian