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1041 - 90 Day HEA (s9e14) "You Play with Matches, You Get Burned" with Kimberly · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

• 0:11
  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Peak Shade. It's Tuesday. It's TLC Tuesday.
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, I've got Kimberly. She's back from Tennessee and
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: the northern coast of California.
• 0:24
  Speaker 2: Yes, how you doing. I came back just for you.
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: I don't think that's true, just for these talk about
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: these losers.
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't feel like you were on that vacation
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: very long.
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: It wasn't really that long. No, okay, it really wasn't.
• 0:39
  Speaker 2: It felt long because it was two pushed together, but
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: really it was like a week in a couple of
• 0:45
  Speaker 2: days or something, and.
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: You were a baby sister in the back and you
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: had to sleep on the floor.
• 0:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, spinster sleeper, this fouton and a cushion from the
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: outside lounge chair on top of the cushion. No, I'm
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: not joking. The lounger cushions got pulled inside put on
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: top of the food time cushion, and then my sheet
• 1:10
  Speaker 2: and then that's where I slept, and the two cushions
• 1:13
  Speaker 2: would separate throughout the night, so my butt would fall
• 1:17
  Speaker 2: in between the cushions onto the floor and I would
• 1:20
  Speaker 2: lose things in between there.
• 1:23
  Speaker 1: Wow, I'm sorry, it's like.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't have to deal with having a husband
• 1:30
  Speaker 2: or children. So if I have to suffer for a
• 1:33
  Speaker 2: couple of days, the rest of the year makes it
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  Speaker 2: worth it. Okay, hey, single hood.
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: To be a favorite. Tilt your camera down so our
• 1:40
  Speaker 1: faces are more even. I mean, yeah, I don't make
• 1:44
  Speaker 1: Ingrid happy. Thank you. I don't want to get yelled at.
• 1:47
  Speaker 1: So she scared me. We're all scared. It looked beautiful
• 1:52
  Speaker 1: where you were, and then you were in Nashville where
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: you got to go on stage. That was exciting.
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  Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: And I've been watching the date lines so I can
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: be listening to your coverage. Very excited about that.
• 2:04
  Speaker 2: Thank you. I'm so excited to I'm excited to be
• 2:08
  Speaker 2: back sleeping a moment. Yeah, I'm just so excited.
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: I have a question. And when you guys put up
• 2:13
  Speaker 1: a rewind, Yeah, is it an old episode that you're
• 2:18
  Speaker 1: covering or it's an old episode that you're just putting
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: up because it's from a long time ago and people
• 2:22
  Speaker 1: don't remember.
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  Speaker 2: It's just an old episode without the ads. Okay, long
• 2:29
  Speaker 2: time ago.
• 2:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, So it's a show that you and
• 2:31
  Speaker 1: Katie have covered together, maybe three years ago, but there's
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  Speaker 1: no ads.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Well I started at the beginning. I started
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  Speaker 2: from the very first episode, and I've been going to
• 2:41
  Speaker 2: reverse chronological order, no chronological.
• 2:44
  Speaker 1: Order, chronological order.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because eventually we want to move those very
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  Speaker 2: very old episodes off of the main feed. They're not
• 2:53
  Speaker 2: that good and sometimes I said things that I shouldn't
• 2:57
  Speaker 2: have said, right, So we'd rather just put them on Patreon.
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: But we might do that, we might not. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: We say a lot of things and then we don't
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  Speaker 2: usually do them.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds like a big project, Yeah, it does. Sounds like
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: something I would not want to.
• 3:11
  Speaker 2: I still haven't gotten a signed up for Apple Subscriptions,
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  Speaker 2: which has been on my to do list for like
• 3:15
  Speaker 2: three years. We needed an a producer. Where's Ingrid?
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: Ingrid? And where are you you? You could use Ingrid?
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: You can call Christina and if not those two they
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: know people that would be amazing.
• 3:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just do it, Okay, just do it.
• 3:34
  Speaker 1: It's just money, Yeah, just money.
• 3:37
  Speaker 2: It's just money.
• 3:38
  Speaker 1: It's like my dad said, you can't you can't take
• 3:40
  Speaker 1: it with you, so you may as well.
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  Speaker 2: No, but you could really enjoy it while you're here
• 3:44
  Speaker 2: if you.
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  Speaker 1: Have my dad's say with money, like like I'll say,
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  Speaker 1: oh Dad, you know Dave and I are doing this trip.
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  Speaker 1: Can't hide money, Okay, can't hide money.
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  Speaker 2: So you can't hide money, except I've seen people hide
• 3:59
  Speaker 2: money on dyline in the desert, in a pit in
• 4:03
  Speaker 2: the ground.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, speaking silver cubespeople, silver.
• 4:08
  Speaker 2: Cubes, silver like bullion. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I just I was looking for like a long term podcast,
• 4:16
  Speaker 1: like a lengthy podcast of a story, because I was
• 4:21
  Speaker 1: cleaning out my closet all weekend. I'm still I'm still
• 4:23
  Speaker 1: working on it. I've done a fantastic job, sent two
• 4:26
  Speaker 1: backs a thread up. I'm killing it. But I forgot
• 4:30
  Speaker 1: I subscribed to CBC, Canadian Broadcast Company. They have great podcasts,
• 4:38
  Speaker 1: great true crime podcasts and someone Knows Something with David Ridge,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, they're really good shows. So I forgot
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: I was subscribed, and I found one on there that
• 4:48
  Speaker 1: I had never heard of. And I'm going to tell
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: you what it is. Spread the knowledge. Okay. So this
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  Speaker 1: is Uncover. Okay, So Uncover was the podcast that first
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: broke the nexium thing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow.
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  Speaker 1: It was a guy named Josh something who interviewed Brownheaded
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  Speaker 1: Girl that broke the whole thing that was branded uh huh,
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  Speaker 1: uh huh. He interviewed her. He literally saw her on
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  Speaker 1: a playground in Canada. She was a childhood friend and
• 5:22
  Speaker 1: they had their kids at the playground and he's like, well,
• 5:23
  Speaker 1: what have you been up to. She goes, well, it
• 5:25
  Speaker 1: just got out of a cult and we're in the process.
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  Speaker 2: Very interesting story and I'm trying to learn Spanish and
• 5:35
  Speaker 2: I took a pottery class a couple of years ago.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I've been up to. No, And she
• 5:40
  Speaker 1: said that they were in the process of breaking this
• 5:42
  Speaker 1: story with the New York Times, and he was like, well,
• 5:45
  Speaker 1: I work for the CBC. I'd love to do a
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  Speaker 1: podcast on it. So he's the one say will come
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  Speaker 1: to Bey. I interviewed him like I saw him and
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  Speaker 1: met him in New York and interviewed him.
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  Speaker 2: That's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: That was the first CBC Uncover. So this is season
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  Speaker 1: thirty four of Uncover and it's called the dirt Bag Climber.
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  Speaker 1: Dirt Bag Climber, so it's about, well you think it's
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  Speaker 1: about this guy who was a climber there in Canada
• 6:14
  Speaker 1: and called dirt bag climbers because these people that just
• 6:16
  Speaker 1: sort of like go wherever the climbing is and they
• 6:20
  Speaker 1: live in their cars and whatever. They're like nomads. They're
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  Speaker 1: called the dirt bag climbers. So this guy I thought
• 6:24
  Speaker 1: was just a dirt bag climber. But they're always trying
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  Speaker 1: to figure like he always said he had all his
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: money and that he was a you know, he was
• 6:29
  Speaker 1: in the Israeli forces and that he all this. Like
• 6:34
  Speaker 1: they're like, we don't really think what his name is,
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: his name and whatever. It's so fascinating and I don't
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  Speaker 1: say cause I just finished it. It is five episodes
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  Speaker 1: and they're about forty forty five minutes apiece, so you
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  Speaker 1: can just bang it out. It's really good.
• 6:50
  Speaker 2: Don't say it, bang it out.
• 6:52
  Speaker 1: Bang it out. You could bang it out on these episodes. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So go and look up dirt bag climber from Uncover.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds very interesting.
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: It sounds interesting.
• 7:04
  Speaker 2: Netflix documentary about this through Hiker that it sounds very similar,
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  Speaker 2: but it's a different person. But a lot of people
• 7:13
  Speaker 2: live those lifestyles. They're trying to escape from something.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, and he was, and you find out it's all
• 7:18
  Speaker 1: the twists and the turns of yeah interesting, what his
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  Speaker 1: name really was, where he was from?
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  Speaker 2: That sounds really interesting. I'm gonna check it out.
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  Speaker 1: Dirt Bag Climber from Uncover, CBC. And I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if it's a subscription only thing or what, because it's
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: season thirty four and they're on there's a couple of
• 7:36
  Speaker 1: seasons past that now, so maybe if it was subscription
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  Speaker 1: now it's on the regular. I don't know. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It's on my podcast app.
• 7:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, good right, listen to it and everybody get
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: back to me. I love to recommend what I loved
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: finding a good like long term podcast like that that
• 7:51
  Speaker 1: you can really like if you're in the car and
• 7:53
  Speaker 1: you got to need something to listen to you that'll
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: keep your attention.
• 7:56
  Speaker 2: You know, yes, absolutely love that you Did you ever
• 8:00
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• 8:05
  Speaker 2: who used to be on Gray British Bakeoff. She's like
• 8:10
  Speaker 2: a comedian. Do you know who I'm talking about? Sue Perkins?
• 8:15
  Speaker 1: You know who she is. She's the way she has
• 8:17
  Speaker 1: like a blonde white hair and she always has like
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: dark like like a red glasses or something.
• 8:20
  Speaker 2: No, that's Prue. Sue is brunette, and but she also
• 8:26
  Speaker 2: wears glasses. But anyway, she did a show about a
• 8:31
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• 8:35
  Speaker 2: which I know you loved.
• 8:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, And if.
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  Speaker 2: I can think of what it's called, I will send
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  Speaker 2: it to you. Okay, you would love it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Scamanda I liked, not as much as like Dirty
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  Speaker 1: John or something. I liked it, but Scamanda was probably
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: four episodes too long. Okay, yeah, you know what I mean.
• 8:53
  Speaker 1: It was too long. It was too much, too much filler. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's why this most five episodes is tight and right.
• 8:59
  Speaker 2: Tight and right. I love it, and I love Canadians. Basically,
• 9:02
  Speaker 2: anything a Canadian does, I will support them, unless they're
• 9:05
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• 9:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. In the CBC, though, they have great podcasts. Yeah
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: those David Ridge Ones gets me with his sexy voice. Okay, okay,
• 9:18
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• 9:37
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• 9:42
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  Speaker 1: We're starting with you, so you're going to to look
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, I was looking for that podcast.
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  Speaker 1: I know. I can tell you you're on a mission.
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  Speaker 2: I'm ready.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna start with Brandon and Julia. And my note
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  Speaker 1: to throw them in. Yeah, because they've got nothing.
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  Speaker 2: No, they had I mean this the wedding fight was
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  Speaker 2: kind of enjoyable. I really enjoyed Ron telling Betty to
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: shut up that beause was good. That was that scene
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: over and over again in each episode and put like
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  Speaker 2: a different filter on it, CPA tone whatever. I just
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  Speaker 2: want to see that scene. And then I'd be like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: there was Julian Brandon for the week.
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  Speaker 1: Great, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, that was that was
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  Speaker 1: worth it. But that's not what happened this week.
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  Speaker 2: So no, So she's been in New York for three
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  Speaker 2: days without talking to Brandon. She's decided she's going on
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: this trip with or without him. She go Europe, and
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: she go Europe with or without Brandon, And if he
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  Speaker 2: doesn't go, she's going to reconnect with herself and he
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  Speaker 2: won't be growing or changing at all. He'll just be
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  Speaker 2: at home, stuck in on mama's boob. She didn't say that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying that, And the relationship will be over because
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: they will be growing separately, which is really been what's
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: happening this whole time, I think, and I.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: Don't believe any of this.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: Also, this could all be for the show. So she
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: goes home and he's mowing the lawn and he doesn't
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: even look sexy mowing the lawn. That's just a travesty.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: So sorry, Maybe it's because of CAMPI me love Patrick
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: Dempsey always did something for me mowing the lawn. Also
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: Tiger Lily and Adnan. He said some lawnmower man or something,
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: and he was like, you have big, big, sexy businessman husband,
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: not some lawnmower man.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Oh that's right. He was besmirching the yard guys of America. Yes,
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: that's right, that's right.
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  Speaker 2: So she tells him, I thought a lot of it.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: I'm selling my apartment. I'm going on the trip and
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: I'm done with your parents manipulation and I'm going to
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: go to Europe by myself and our marriage will be
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: done because I need to. And he keeps trying to
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: interrupt her, and she's like, because I need to recharge.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: It was very staged, like a romantic comedy rom com
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  Speaker 2: or an episode of Friends when Ross and Rachel are
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: finally getting back together and she's like, I need to
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: recharge and can you you know, and I'm going to
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: do that. He's like, can you let me talk. I'm
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: going with you. I already quit my job.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Wait what did you say? I said, I'm going, you
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  Speaker 2: stupid idiot. Well, why are we fighting right now? I
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: love you? I love you too, Oh my god.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: And then they lean over the lawnmower.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, so he goes, I think you're right. I
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: think this is what we need right now. I still
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: do want to start a family in the future, but
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: right now we need to reconnect. And she is in
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: fighting mode. She wasn't ready for him to do that easily,
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: so she's still amped up at twelve and so she's like, well,
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: you keep changing your mind. How do I know you're serious.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: And he goes because I quit my job. So this
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: fight is over, and I decided it's more important to
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: have Julia in my life than starting a family right now.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: And they pinky promise, which is what all couples do
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: when there's life changes, and they hug like a brother
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: and sister with no sexual attraction whatsoever. And what was that,
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: si dog? It's a platfell duggery. Yeah, so your private
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: parts are don't come in contact with each other.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Hey, boy, don't touch me.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: There.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: This is my nose square there, this is that's right.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: So she tells us that she's so proud of him,
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: and she's like, we just work and work and work.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know who's working. I know he works, I
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: don't know. She wors, but we forget to live. We
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: have to live. And he says, I choose you, o holan,
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: you know, it's like Jerry maguire. And she's like, I'm
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: just so happy to hear this. And they are going
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: to go to Europe for who knows how long. That's
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: the plan, okay, And he starts crying because he's so
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: happy about to be so broke broke, and she says,
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: what about your parents, and he says, I haven't told
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: them yet, and she's like, Okay, I hope you weren't
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: waiting for me to tell them with you. I think
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: you should tell them. She just doesn't want to be there.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: I don't she should go no contact with these people.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: And if he wants to talk to them.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: He can, But I don't know why she has to
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: be involved.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: She doesn't have to be involved, and so he's going
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: to tell them. That should be fun. Next week is
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: the scene that we saw in the original preview of
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: the season where he crumples on the ground like a
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: woman who is going through a messy divorce and starts
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: bawling on the kitchen floor.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: H m hm.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Very dramatic, very dramatic.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: All right, We're gonna move on to are we gonna
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: we've got to come up with the name for these people?
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Are we gonna come up with the Sexy six? Are
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: we gonna come up with? I mean, that's pretty gross.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: The Florida Phonies, the floor, the Florida fuck ups, the
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: Florida fuckers.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: No, I don't like any of that. I don't like
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: any of that.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: The Miami married messes.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: I'm going with the sexy six until we could come
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: up with something better, because they most of them do
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: think they're very sexy. I think they all think.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: They're all fighting over who's the sexiest and they all lose.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you are as the winner.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: So yeah.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: For So the next morning, Yara is telling Job that
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: she's still mad at him, you know from what he said, Yeah,
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: did you believe that?
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: No?
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: And my dad. I was watching with my dad in
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: the car on our road trip, and because I downloaded
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: the episode and my dad kicked going, wait, wait, he
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: gets worse. Wait, he keeps digging himself further in the hole.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: I told you it was bad, didn't I tell you?
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: And I was like, shut up. I'm trying to listen
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: because I couldn't watch the episode because I was driving
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: it droving, So I'm just hearing Jovi be like, you
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: looks worse, you look horrible, you were so ugly, you
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: look so much better you were, and then to reframe
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: it and gaslight her and everyone else by saying, I
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: didn't say you looked bad. I just said you look different.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: You literally said you look bad.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Horrible, unrecognizable, is what he said. Yeah, so he's still
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: you know, she's like, no, I'm still mad at you,
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: and she goes, did you think you're a cute when
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: you're a teen and teenager? I didn't call you out
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: doing your dumb and dumber haircut. I don't feel right
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: talk about your appearance, and they show bad at her.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Good job, good job editors.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Hilarious And by the way, you know, a little bang
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: on him.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Would help that forehead in my own, you know, but
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: it won't help shark. He has shark teeth.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: No, the mother nature doesn't bless you. So so he goes,
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: you know, I love you and I'm sorry, and she goes, well,
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: you love me so much, but your passive aggressive, and
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: he goes, I'm sorry. I just want to have fun.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Let's just have a good time. So now Jovi, Lauren,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: and Alexi sit down to eat and Yara is waiting
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: to make her grand entrance. She's not there yet, so
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Alexi says that Lauren passed out eating chritos last night,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: which was funny, and Joey goes, yeah, I had to
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: like get in my hot tub alone because you know,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: she was so mad at me and walks up. He's like, oh,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: you look so beautiful. Oh take your classes off. I
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: got to see your eyes. You're so pretty. And she's like, okay,
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: compliments will work on me. Yes, And they're like Andre
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: and Libby are coming soon and they're gonna be tobogganing
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: with them.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: By the way, Jovie was still making fun of her.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: He was like, she takes so long to get ready.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: This is the fifth oufit she tried on, and he
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: keeps saying it over and over again, and then he's like,
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: beautiful eyes, beautiful eye, take them, you know, because she
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: just stop teasing her for five seconds.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just leave her alone. She looks great. Yeah, she's
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: very funny on Instagram. So Lauren says they're talking head.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: She goes, when when all of us are together, the
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: drama stems from two people, and Alexi goes, but the
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: end of the day, I don't think they enjoy it.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: I don't think they enjoy the drama. And Lauren's like,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know, have you seen Lauren's disappearing braces on
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: the talking gust Sometimes she's got him and sometimes she doesn't. Yeah,
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: So the guys are talking at the table about Alexi
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: and Jovi are talking about what Jovi said last night
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: and Jovie goes, yeah, I feel bad about that, you know,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: because when she was younger, she was bullied for her looks,
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Like even her family would bullied her about her looks.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: What the fuck? And alexis like to do that if
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: you knew that, Oh my god.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Jovi, Alexi's like, wow, that happened. And then you still
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: said that, Wow.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Wow, Andrea is the worst one.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: And then you know, Joe goes, oh, man, you've been
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: married longer than me, Like, what's your advice? Alexi goes
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: the best way to handle it is to say, I apologize,
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: say you're sorry, and move on. And Jovie goes, yeah,
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: I guess all women are different. I mean all women
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: are the same. Bit just be crazy, you know, just
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: like okay, yeah, it's her fault. She's nuts. Andre and
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Lebby are in a sprinter van headed to the resort.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: They're joking about making a baby in the hot tub,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: and we don't want to think about that, so we're
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: talking at.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Matt and Jake would want to talk, would want to
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: think about that? Do they still have a crush on Andre?
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: I'm sure they do. He is so hot, I mean
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: he is Yeah, they love him, Yeah, I love him too, Andre,
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: So in the hot no no, no back reverse in
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: the talking Head together Ley and Andre and he goes,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to get there and have all this
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: next We're going to have the sex and the snow.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: And she goes, how's that going to happen? Baby? He goes,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: We'll go out to the forest to have sex in
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: the snow. And she goes, oh my god, baby, then
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: you'd have like frozen balls. And Andrea says, regarding the
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Lauren situation, he says to Libby, he goes, you know,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: you're just still hurt, you know. To Lauren, she play
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: a double game and she's like the snake. They give
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: you the apple, so be careful. What okay, I don't
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: think Lauren is the problem here.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: No, it went wait till they well, now it's airing,
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: so they have to see what the reaction is that
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: they're the ones that are coming out looking worse.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: So you know when we went to that boat party
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: in New York, Yeah, Lauren and Alexi and Libby and
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Andre were there, and Lauren did have the braces at
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: the time. So I wonder if this was sort of
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: like in the middle of filming this and they were
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: in New York for this event, for this filming, and
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: then they just came down into this party in the middle.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I wonder mm hmm when they didn't have my joby
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: and Yora, but yeah.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And were they talking to each other or no.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: I've really been trying to get my memory together if
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: they were like stuck together talking and I don't recall
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: them being ill, them being around each other, but not
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: like we're friends and we're talking a lot. Yeah, hmm.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: I hope that Libby goes on Reddit because I don't
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: know what people are saying about her on Reddit. Actually
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: they might be on her side. I have no idea,
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: but yeah, because I had some bad takes.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Sometimes it doesn't have the correct take in our mind.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: So the two couples are eating and they joke around
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: because Andrea and Libya arrived, they could see them outside,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: and Jovi's like, chuck your chuck your mimosa, don't worry
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: about it. Lauren, She's like, I's on HERMS. So in
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: the talking head, Lauren and Alexi were like, this was awkward.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Like they walked up and Andrea shook my hand and
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Lauren goes, but I gave her a real hug. So
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: they're telling them we're going to boggining. They're telling them
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: what to wear. You know, it's going to be cold,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: and I think yours, like is the pants that are important?
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Because you get water in your pants. So now we
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: see the clips from the couples in their rooms talking
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: And did you notice what I noticed last week is
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: that there are stationary cameras set up in their rooms. Yes,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: they're getting them from the corners. Yes, are we gonna
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: have to see him?
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: Bang?
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be like Hunt for Love? Are they going
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: to turn them off?
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: I was uncomfortable. I was like, do they know the
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: cameras on them or not? Do they forget or I
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: used this all fake conversations? Or because at some point
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: there is an actual cameraman in there.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Right, why are we cutting between the real camera and
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: the security camera footage?
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah? It's wild. So they're like, it works so great
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: for Hunt for Love. Let's try it this way.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: So they're all talking in their rooms about each other,
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: and Alexei is like, don't have any expectations, you don't
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: just hang out, just be fun, act like you just
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: met I like, you don't know her, Just just don't
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: be nervous, Like it's fine.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: So everybody's in the red in their gear, they're in
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: their outfits, you know, and Andre comes out. They're like, you're
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: going hunting because everybody else is like full ski gear
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: and he's just sort of like in a I don't know,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: is it very very cold for in Moldova, And so
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: he's just like this is not gold to me?
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: To me, yeah gold, yeah. But Libby laughs like it's
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: the funniest thing ever. And that's when I started being like,
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: is she going to be extra charming around Yara? So
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: she wins because they're both going to be fighting over
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Yara at Jovi, who are some sort of how the
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: prize of.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: This just yr would be the prize of this group. Yeah,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: she's so funny. Yeah. So they go to the area
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: where they're gonna be and the guy's explaining how it goes,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: and Jovi's like, yeah, it's like sledding, It's like sledding,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: and jar goes I only know slaying.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Hmmmm.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: It's like she uses this joke twice. It was only
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: funny once. Yeah, Lauren is a nervous fucking wreck, and
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: I understand. I am that person. I this will be
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: a nope sandwich from me. Nope, nope, nope.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: She does have terrible anxiety, clearly, and I do too,
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: which is why it's so annoying in someone else, because
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: I know myself and we don't like the things and
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: other people that we don't like in ourselves.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: But I think it's nice just to be like you, guys.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: I have horrible anxiety. I'm afraid of heights. I just
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: absolutely cannot do it. But I'm gonna be down here
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: when I go to theme parks or whatever with people.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'll hold the purses, I'll say, hey, check
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: my phone. You guys, go on the ride. I'll be
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: right here, and.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: I'll be extra fun when we're hanging out in between
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: rides for it.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, listen, you get me like a corn, a corn
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: on a stick or something.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretzel.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: She's not happy. Yeah, so she's a nervous wreck. So
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: in the Talking Head, Elizabeth giggles with Andre and goes,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: there is an easy side of me that thinks it's funny,
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: and I'm happy to see Lauren scared. She looks like
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: chicken shit, it's funny.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: So you're just a horrible person.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: You're a bad person. That's a terrible thing to say.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Why would you even say that. I don't care if
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: you think it, just don't say it on TV.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: I'm happy to see her about to lose her mind
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: because she's like actual has anxiety and is scared.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's funny to me.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: So they're going to go to the down to the chute.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: They're gonna go on this huote, go down on this
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: metal shoot and then it goes on into the lake.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: And when it gets onto the lake, it slows itself
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: down because now it's you know, whatever spins around whatever.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: It goes about twenty seven miles an hour depending. I'm
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: sure that when three guys were on it together, it's
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: probably going fifty yeah, because that was a lot of
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: weight to make it go fast. Unless it goes faster
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: when it's lighter. I don't understand physics.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: I don't either. It might It didn't seem like they
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: were going that fast when it was the three guys,
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: so I thought maybe their weight was weighing them down.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, so that's pushing them forward.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: That's what I would think. That's what science would say. Science,
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: can you give us a call?
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: I think it's faster. It just did not appear to
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: be faster on TV. But I think heavier would make
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: you go faster. Yes, I don't even care. It looked fun.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: I would I would try it. You would do it, Okay,
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: I would poop my pants?
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I would not do it. So the talking dad,
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Yuri says, honestly, I was ready to call the nine
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: one one because Lauren was going to have a heart
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: attack and I was worried. Yeah, it's just kind of funny,
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: but she's not going. I'm glad she's scared, you know.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: And then once I saw that walk that they had
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: to take, I was like, nop, how many steps is that?
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: I would do it once? But then I was like
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: is it worth it to climb up again? But the
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: thing is, I'm so I will never go on a
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: chairlift ever.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Ever.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: I've done it once and it was the scariest moment
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: of my life because.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: You have to time it when you get off so
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: that it doesn't knock you over. I've done it. I've
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: done it once as well.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: But also some people don't put the bar down. That's
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: not enough like I would. I'm so scared of heights.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: It make me sick, so I would rather climb up steps.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: And I hate climbing up steps, but I would rather
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: the lesser of two demons here is climbing up steps
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: to me than going on a chairlift.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: What if there was an elevator, Oh, then I would do.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: That, or an escalator, even though those are also dangerous
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: because you get your foot stuck in it or something.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: I will say that.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Somebody did say, is they're not an elevator, and I
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: was like, yeah, it be me. So they do a
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: TM with Yara and she goes, you know, I love
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: the snow. It's like my childhood. You know, I grew
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: up I had a little sleigh, but now I'm in
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Miami and I just sligh with my outfits. I was like,
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: you know, you've already done the joke.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: She was hoping they won't use it twice, and I
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: just used the better take, and they used it twice,
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: which is not nice editors.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Poor Lauren. She's up next, She's up next with Alexei.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: She's like, ahaaa, they have those GoPros right in front
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: of them with their faces like and she's fine. So
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: then the guys all go together, which is very funny
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: and the talking head job goes, it's like, these two
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: guys hate each other. I need credit for breaking the ice, like,
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: you know, I hope the girls fall suit. So when
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: the guys are sledding, Yora tells Elizabeth about what happened
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: and what Jovi said. You know, basically, he said I
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: was ugly when I was younger, and both girls are like,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: that's really not okay, Yara, and she goes, I don't
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: know what makes him mad at me to say these
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: things like it's not your fault. He definitely shouldn't say
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: those things to you. And Elizabeth has her only nice
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: thing of the whole episode, where she goes, you know,
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: he's just jealous because you're hotter than him.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, which is true? Which is true. I think
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: he's scared she'll leave him, and so he maybe puts
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: her down. Subconsciously, he's nagging her.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: So he can be like, just just remember you're here because.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: You're lucky to have me. Yeah. But also I was
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: glad that Elizabeth didn't start shit again by saying, yeah,
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: I'm against when men body shame their wives, and then.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: It definitely has to be coming.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: There's still subject because yeah, exactly.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: So Lauren goes, yeah, so anyway, I'm just gonna say
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: it with the three of us here, like this whole
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: thing is a little bit awkward. I'm just going to say, like,
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: I feel like there's a lot of tension. And Elizabeth
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: says nothing, and Ya goes, you know what, everybody, let's
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: hold hands. That's inhale positivity, exhale negativity. Yes, and they're like, okay, girl,
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: So and they're talking.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: To a hard power move by the way of Libby's
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: because it does make Lauren look crazy and like she
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: can't let it go and like shees freaking out about it.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: You can't just have fun, you can't just have fun, yeah, exactly.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: So in the Talking Head Lauren goes, I feel like
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: I'm just being honest and Elizabeth acts like nothing is wrong,
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: and I, you know, maybe we'll get some closure by
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: the end of the weekend, I don't know. Back in
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: the rooms, libbyan Andre pops some champagne and she goes,
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: this is so fun. Whoa And in their room, Yara
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: is like, oh my god, that was so awkward. Everything
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: is so awkward. And in their room, Lauren says to Alexi, God,
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: it's so hard for me to fake it, like there's
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: just no warmth from her at all. It's hard for
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: me to fake it. So back in Libyan Andrea's room,
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: she goes, oh, let's put it in our swim seit's
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: bab and he goes, yeah, let's do that, but first
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: that's the wow. And she just laughs and she's like,
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: you's so funny.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: Woo. She's so fake, she's so on all the time.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: I hate it.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: And they're talking it together, fills with Andrea. She goes,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: my plan is just to play it cool and at
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: some point maybe we'll talk. And Andrea says, yeah, I'm getting
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: like we have to go into hot top of getting intimidated.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: And she goes, because of your dad bod. He goes, yeah,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: because I don't know, Alex might body shame me. Oh
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: mm hmm.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: You see, topic still not over.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: But Elizabeth said because of your dad bod, so she
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: body shamed him. But I guess if it's a.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: It's between them and it's not the same thing. There's
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: no positive term for what a man bod actually started
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: it as a positive phrase. It's there's nothing like that
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: for women.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody says, look at that mom that had two
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: kids bod woo.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, not that men can't feel body shame. They absolutely can,
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: but that's not what's happening in this situation.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: No, because Alexi and Andrea are hot guys.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and also yeah, Andrea is proud of his dad. Thought,
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: oh he shows stuff all the time.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: So they're all meeting, got in this like indoor pool
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: and hot tub area, and Andre go so, what went
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: on going on last night over there, like with the
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: drinking over there? And they say tequila and Yara goes, yeah,
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: it was very fun until Jovi called me ugly. And
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Andrea goes, you fucking said she's fucking ugly, and Alex goes, no, no, no,
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: hold on, now, he didn't say that. He didn't say that.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: He just said she looked different before. She looked different before.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: And Lauren goes, we were showing pictures from when we
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: were younger, and you know, she's beautiful no matter what.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: And Lauren is just like, really, like, you're just beautiful.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Just stop yeah, and Jovi goes, listen, we were all
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: talking about childhood pictures and she looked different as a
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: child than she does now. She looks better. Oh god,
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: you almost had it.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: You almost had it. You almost had it. Oh, you
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: almost had it, because now you have somehow convinced Alex
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: and Lauren, who were not that drunk, that you just
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: said you look different, which is a neutral term. When
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: we all saw that, you said worse and bad.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, god, she was unrecognizable. You can see those pictures.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: WHOA, Yeah, yours are the worst.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Hers are the worst. Then the mother nature does not
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: bless you Jovi. So Liby go. Libby looks at him
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: and goes, what's your point? And he goes, there's no point.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: She just looks different, like I wasn't trying to be mean.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: We were just having a conversation. We were drunk. And
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Elizabeth goes, but she realized that hurts her feelings and
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: it makes women in general feel self conscious. Alexey mm hm.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: And he goes, you think I was thinking about that
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: after all those shots of tequila. And she goes, well
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: you will now, honey.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, honey, wow, wow.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: So we're talking. Daddy goes, look, sometimes I put my
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: food in my mouth, my food in my mouth. I'm hungry.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: I also do yeah. Yeah, he goes, sometimes I put
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: my foot in my mouth, and I've apologized and now
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: they're just beating a dead horse, you know. So, and
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: by the way, Yara could stop this, but like you guys,
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: we talk about this. Jovie apologies, I don't want to
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: talk about it anymore.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: She started the conversation.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: She started it right. She's like, I got two more
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: people here to give me some sympathy.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: So Yara tells them, you know, I grew up in
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: a small town and I got bullied about my looks,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: even by my own family, and it did hurt me.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Who in her family is bullying her about her looks
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: when they're family? Are you talking.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: About Mannon's family? Maybe maybe Manna need took some start
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: a family abuse sympathy club.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Yes, family body shame sympathy club. So and she cries
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: and says to him, I don't like how he always
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: put me down in front of everybody. He's like, no way.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: So she hops up to get out of the hot tub,
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: which all you can see is how fucking hot she is.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: She should be a bikini model, seriously perfect body.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: And Joey goes, I'm sorry, like, I didn't know that
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: would hurt you, and she goes, you know, actually, it's
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: the only thing that would hurt me. And Andre just
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: shakes his head and Jovi goes, oh, now you're gonna
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: say something. You weren't even there, And the talking head
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Yards says, Jovi just never think when he speaks. He's
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: always trying to be entertainer, and I don't understand what
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: he doesn't get. So I think I try.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: I think I make jokes constantly, even when she's mad,
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: like he thinks it's funny. He's like a child.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know for him to say, I didn't
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: know that would hurt you, and she says, you know
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: that's the only thing that would hurt me.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you knew all about it. You knew about the bullying.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: You're just dumb, k all right, Darcy and Georgie. So
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: we open to some sort of ropes.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Silk's kind of a class with Darcy and Stacy and
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: they're doing, you know, as usual sex sounds to make
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: us think it's something that's not talking to. Darcy tells
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: us that, yeah, since Bulgaria, you know, Georgie and I
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: BA was speaking, band was speaking. So the teacher is
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: having them at the end cocoon themselves and they're like, oh,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: thank you body, thank you I love your body.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: The teacher wanted you to do that silently in your mind,
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: in your mind, thank your body. This is not a
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: group participation moment. They are saying every word that pops
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: into and then one's repeating it like it's a mantra,
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: like stacyl go love your body, and Darcy goes my body.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: You gotta love your spirit, got my spirit. Let go
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: of the drama. So much drama like a preacher, and
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: just like yeah, shouting back like it's call and response. Woa.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: There are other people in this class. There are other
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: people there. They don't want to hear that, just like
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: you don't want to hear farting sounds no yoga class.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: You don't want to hear constant mmmm ah. Let go
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: the drama. So soul sister, I'm over fifty. I'm fifty
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: in single spelt, sexy, snatched whatever, shut up.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: It is so funny because it's like, thank you, I
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: love you, feel the light, feel the love, honor it,
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: honor that least baggage, new internship singer. Let the drama go,
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: release the drama.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Release that drama.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: So Stacy says, who you feel a little light headed? Yeah?
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: I do. Yeah, it's from all the toxins coming out. No,
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: it's from a hanging upside down, you fucking dummy. Yeah,
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: that's head was below your heart. Yeah that's why you
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: feel lightheaded.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: No, but they don't know about science.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Would either do we? Apparently? So Darcy says, when they
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: got home from Bulgaria, he got mad about paying the rent.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: What's happening? Why won't he pay half the rent?
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: And who owns that property? Does the dad own the property?
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: That they're the renters?
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: So she just brought in her dad to bully him
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: and make her feel bad.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: So she goes, he got mad about paying the rent,
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: and then he started saying he wanted to be reimbursed
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: for half the trip to Bulgaria. Sacy's goes, that's not right,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: and Darcy goes, I mean, I just I pay everything.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: I pay all the bills. He's not gracious, he's not
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: a prec shift. So I had to put daddy on
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: the text to ask him to pay the rent. This
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: woman is fifty.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: And snatched. Don't call him.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Fifty and snatched, and had to put her father on
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: a text for her husband to ask her husband to
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: pay half their rent.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: And you call your dad, daddy.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: That's weird.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: It's the whole fucking weird.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: And she goes. She goes, so, I mean, if you
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: can't pay the rent, how's it going to pay for
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: a new apartment of Bulgaria And says, she goes, it's
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: all very disappointing. You seem so connected in Bulgaria. You
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: seem like your love, your love was there.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: And when Darcy was wasted and vomiting at the wedding
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: and he's.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Asking her if she didn't chew her food. Yeah, yeah,
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: She says, you deserve, you deserve to be treated like
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: a queen that you are every day and Darcy goes,
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: I know, you know, I'm taking it day by day,
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: and you know, I think he's in an avoidant mindset.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: And we leave in this small apartment and we're not
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: really talking and he works constantly, and we're like ship's
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: passionate in the night, we're like roommates, roommates. But I
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: love him. I hope. I can't give up my hope.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: So they say tonight they're going to dinner with their
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: friends C and Roxy. Now we remember Roxy from when
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: before Darcy was gone to Bulgaria, was telling her not
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: to bring any of the outfits that she brought.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Okay, also of the most ripped stomachs we've ever seen
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: on TV, and she only wears crop tops. Roxy Roxy
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: has a fifteen pack and she showed it last time
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: she was on, and she showed it. Now have you
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: never noticed? It's like lovey. It's literally like bumpiness because
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: it's so muscly.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: No, but she reminds me so much of somebody, her voice,
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: in her mannerisms and stuff, and I cannot place it.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: I hope you see her again, so it'll come to me.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: It'll come to me time. And I'm trying to go
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: to sleep.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: I like her.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: I like her too. So the girls are getting ready
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: to go out. They have some sort of device that's
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: spritzing them with some something and like these are the
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: words they say, Yeah, juicy young, hydrated, moisture, gloat, plump, hydrogen, oxygen,
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: moist supple, Yeah, drat it.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: What is this product?
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: I need it?
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Dictionary? So I think they have it thesaurus or a
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: dictionary and they're just like same word. I mean, I
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: was like pornycopia, just.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: Looking forward palonic acid. Yeah, So I was like, what
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: is the product? I would like to have it because
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: if he does all those things, so sure. Yeah. So
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: the two couples go out with Siett and Roxy, and
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: the talking head Georgia goes, yes, things are very tense.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: It's uncomfortable, and I do not want to pretend things
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: are okay because they're not. They're not okay. So they're
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: sitting at the table, the couples, and they chat about
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: the trip and darcika's I loved it there. I thought
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: it was so beautiful, and Georgia goes, hey, close your top,
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: how is it your boobs hanging out? And she's like, okay,
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: excuse me, shoves everything back in, and he's very annoyed
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: with her, and Darcy goes, anyway, his parents were great,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: his sister was wonderful with this wonderful Fancy's Innsary celebration.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: It was beautiful, such a beautiful time. Georgie's just dead eyed,
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: dead eyed, not earth to Georgie. He's not home.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: He's giving murderer like yes of Darcy plotting some sort
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: of manifesto in his head as everyone is talking around him.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: And and Stacey goes, yeah, well didn't end well. Didn't
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: end well? End with a kicker, and Florian looks right
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: at the camera and goes, oh God.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: Sometimes Florian is so freaking funny when he's not involved
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: in the shit, when he's not being an asshole, he's
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: a great sidekick.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: He's very funny. So Darcy goes, well, we got into
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: an argument because he said he wanted to start traveling alone.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: It was a and he goes, uh, he's like a misunderstanding.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: It was like a misunderstanding that we had, you know,
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: And he goes, you disrespected me first by saying I'm
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: just with you for this and this and for money
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: and all this, and the whole point is we have
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: apartment there, so like, if you're busy and we don't
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: travel together, I have a place to stay. But you're
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: always welcome, of course, But then I could also go
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: by myself. And Roxy goes, listen, I understand, I understand.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: We travel a lot, but we only travel together, honey, okay,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: And Georgie goes, okay, you could always come with me.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: It's not a problem, and Siett goes, you know, maybe
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: it was too emotional and you need to think before
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: you speak, and Jarcy goes, you know, yet, you know,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: I know, I have a lot of healing work to do,
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: but he needs to work on his stuff too, and
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Sette goes, sometimes it's hard for men to admit it
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: that they're feeling things, and Florien goes, you know what
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: for me? You know I'm wrong, I say I'm wrong.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, what the fuck can you do? I'm wrong?
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: And Georgie goes, but everything she do is wrong sometimes, Now, Georgie.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: That's not nice. Also, didn't Florian have trouble saying he
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: was wrong on last resort?
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: So what the you mean? Like I always say, I
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: just say I'm wrong. It's just say I'm wrong. What
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: you're talking about? So she says, you know what, that's right.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: Everything is my fault. Everything's my fault. That's right. Just
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: keep blaming me, keep blaming me. Don't be married, file
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: for divorce. Is that what you want? Seems like that's
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: what you want? And again he's just dead behind the
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: eyes and the staces over there, like and outside we
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: get Siet and Roxy, who say, yeah, they fight a lot,
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: they fed a lot, but that was a big one,
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: like they said, divorce, Like, that's not good.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: And then she friends with these people, what are you
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: getting out of this because.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: She played me, she played music on her apps she did.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: It was so silent, ding ding ding ding. And we're
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: gonna close it out as we do always with the couple.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: They won't go away Jasby and me.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: Just like some mouth herpies.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Did you listen to me? Episode with Kim? And she
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: did not realize that Matt and all the hey yeah yay, mama,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: see oh yeah yay. Like she she was like, oh,
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: did he speak Spanish?
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: I go, no, he doesn't know, he does not speak Spanish. No,
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: he's sleeping with a woman and then appropriating her culture.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Last week he called her perico or so like a
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: word for parakeet.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: What.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Yes, he called her the Spanish word for parakeet last week,
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, he's moved out
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: aye yah yay, and he's.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: Been technique Lucy, I'm home okay. So Also, I have
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: been wondering if they were actually in Florida this whole time,
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: because it seemed like they were never actually saying where
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: they were, or maybe they didn't. I completely missed it,
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: but I kept even when I was on a couple
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: of weeks ago. I think I was like, they're where
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: they are, because I didn't know if they had actually
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: moved to Florida or they're in Florida. I don't know where,
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: but they're in Florida. But in this episode they actually
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: said they were in Florida, and I was like, oh,
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: thank god, I could you stop?
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: That beach was a Michigan.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I literally I did. I was like, is that
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: a lake? I don't know where they are because I
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: need a chirn on the screen. That's how little I'm
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: paying attention. I need the an announcer to go. They've
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: moved to Florida, kimber so, I'm dumb. So he brings
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: her water and then cocoa. The dog drinks out of it,
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: and she says she'll still drink it because they have
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: a love that is so pure, and Mary Payne was
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: grossed out. Didn't bother me that much because I'm pretty
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: gross too with dogs. So they're putting together a baby
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: vest neet and he is bitching because it's pink, and
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: does this have to be pink too? Does everything have
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: to be pink? I don't want to live in a
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: Barbie house. And it's just like you with your outfits
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: and your long nails. You're like a barbie, like do
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: you hate everything? Did you not see that stuff when
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: you started sleeping with her?
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: And this is just your storyline about the yeah baby
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: being a girl, it's not true. He loves everything about
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: her and her crazy everything and that crazy head band
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: she had on.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: It's it's it's hurtful to me. I was like, do
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: you not like her? You're acting like you don't like her,
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: and yeah, like say you loved her? And it felt
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: very like toxic, like someone who's like love bombs and
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: then is just picking. It's like everything she does is wrong.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Yea.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: So she's like, I don't even know who you are anymore.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: Like used to say, where's the math that would care
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: about my feelings? Try to make me happy? And he
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: says ay, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, And then she's like,
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: your family still does not know about me. It's like
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: you're embarrassed. And he says, we've been busy. It takes time.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: Also doesn't know, so I don't know why she's.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: No, And then he says, you know, my family, The
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: real reason is not that I'm busy. It's that my family,
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: especially my mom, she's very religious, and you're gonna need
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: to cover up. I feel like I'm going to be
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: cursed by the Romanian community. And she goes, what, like,
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: I'm a curse to you and he says, no, we're
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: just not doing things right. You're married, you're pregnant, we're
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: not married together. She says, if you were so religious,
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: why did you get into an open marriage? Great point,
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: mm hmm, that's it, Jasmine, and he laughs. And he's like,
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: because I'm an idiot. And she's like, so deal with
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: the consequences of being an idiot. And he says, you know,
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: your family doesn't know about me either, and she goes, but, well,
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: but my Panama family doesn't, but my American family does,
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: Dana and Michelle and Gino knows. Okay, that's totally the
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: same thing.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Gino and his family. No, that's not her family,
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: but okay, Yeah.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: So he tells us his mom talks about Jesus all
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: the time. And you know, like when you're someone like
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: me and you have so many good things going for
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: me and like succeeding in life, and then you do
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: something like this, they think you're like an idiot, what
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: or good going for you?
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Or because you talk in a Spanish accent all the
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: time in your Romanian that makes you seem like an idiot.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he makes just seem like he was like the
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: crown prince of the family, this big success story and
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: then like he's like Bernie made off and then like
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: it all came crashing down because he got this Jazmine pregnant.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: So everyone's disappointed and it's like, what are you You're
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: like a trainer or you have like an it jote.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: We still what do you do?
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: By the way, I would like to say right here,
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: last week I said to Kim that on The Bad
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Boys ninety Day Bad Boys, that they had this Matt
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: in a video with him. But I was wrong. It
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: was the other Mat from the Throttle.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: Remember I said that. I said I didn't tell which
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: Matt it was.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: Several people said they couldn't tell what Matt it was,
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: and I said, no, it's this Matt and a trip
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Gino in the video and then they all step over him,
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: which is not nice. But it was the other Matt.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: It was the other the threufle Mat. Okay, it looked
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: very similar playing Vanilla Guys.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, many many people let me know. So that
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: we're done, we don't have to let me know anymore.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: I got it, Yeah, thank you, I got it.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: I got it wrong.
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, And he says, okay, well you can meet
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: my friend David. He's Romanian from my community, and so
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: we're starting with something, so maybe you'll shut up for
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: a while, shut your dumb lady mouth. And she goes, okay, well,
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: I'm six months pregnant, so we're running out of time,
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: but yeah, let's get going. She's right, And then then
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: the next scene she's bent over the bed and we
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: I thought it was good. It was a little of
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: one of those fake outs, like a moan. She's, you know,
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: half naked, but she just needs help pulling up her
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: pants because she's very pregnant. And he like bumps into
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: a painting and he says, it's all those hot dog
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: buns you're eating with coffee for breakfast.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: It's like, what, huh. Well, she's vegan, so she doesn't
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: want to eat an eat meat for breakfast, so she
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: just toasts a hot dog one. Okay, okay, put some.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: Butter on it.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: I'm sure it's good.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: I eat like sleeves of saltines, so I am not
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: one to talk. So she puts on this cute outfit.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: I thought it was really cute. The pattern top maybe
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: not appropriate for dinner, but it was super cute. The
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: shorts and the top match. But her belly's hanging out,
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: and that's like, no way. I mean, I don't think
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: you'll even notice that you're pregnant if we don't say anything,
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: So like, let's not advertise it, Okay? Does he want
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: her to walk in with a giant purse over her
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: belly like a actress on a sitcom who is not
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: supposed to be pregnant.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: Yes, and they would do to Julia Louis drive us
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: her lap like this on seinfeld she would always be
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: like standing behind it on Seinfeldt. She's always behind a
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: couch or with a big purse. Uh huh. I don't
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: know how he thinks no one's gonna how's no one
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: going to notice?
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: No, it's pretty obvious. And Justin says to us, She's like,
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: unless I have a big tumor or something, it's pretty obvious.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: So uh So she picks out a dress with like
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: a turtleneck, and she's miserable, but it's she's still clearly
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: pregnant because it's a skin tight dress. Because she doesn't
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: own anything that is not skin tight because she's proud
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: of her body. And so Matt says, he's very nervous
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: because David could tell his family about Jasmine and anything
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: crazy that she says, or that baby and her belly.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: So they go to dinner and they walk up. David
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: immediately eyes her up and down, stopping at the belly
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: because and raises his eyebrows, and Jasmine tries to make conversations.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: She's nervous. She says, so you're a Romanian. The only
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: thing I know in my ignorance is Dracula, you know,
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: like the vampire, the bloodsucker. And then she says another
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: term that you're not supposed to say that I probably
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: won't say, but it's another term that Romanians would find
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: offensive and or anyone probably now, and Matt is so embarrassed.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: He's like, she doesn't we're not that it's not supposed
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: to say that, And then David tries to not is
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: polite and not going to ask her if she's pregnant,
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: and he's like, so, why are you in Florida? And
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: Matt's like, I just needed to change, And then David
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: asked how they met and Matt says, all she asked
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: me about using equipment at the gym. This Mama Sita
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: walked up, Yeah, and she was playing boncos and had
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: a sombrero on. And I was just like, I let's
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: go take a CS to mama and spell on me.
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: And they're like joking that it was a voodoo doll.
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: And then Matt goes, she stabbed me in the butt
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: like cupid. It's like, okay, so it was dumb. And
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: then Jasmine says, how do you guys know each other?
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: And David says, we were roommates and Jasmin says, did
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: he have like a happy penis? Thought she was trying
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: to say happiness, but she goes, that's how we say
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: it in Spanish, it means like a whore.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: She knows that happy penis is not a phrase. No,
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: she came up with that in the car. She was
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: like this will be funny.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: An English teacher. Yes, so she's yeah. So David's like, no, no,
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: and Jasmon says, so you guarantee me, David that he
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: has not been married or have kids. And Matt says,
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: what are you talking about? And Jazmin says, because he
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: kept me in the shadows, and I've never met any
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: of his friends. You're the first person i've met. He's
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: embarrassed of me, but I'm marriage material and the proof
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: is that I've been married twice. And then Matt laughs
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: because he's like, that's not proving your point. And Jasmin says,
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: what I have experienced. I'm still married, and Matt is like,
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: why are you doing this to me? I ask you
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: to be normal and not embarrassed if you're saying everything
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: on purpose. Let's talk about the open marriage now, Let's
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: talk about the farts at the gym and how there's
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: species on your hands. Let's just talk about it. Lay
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: it all out. And Jasmine's like, I'm trying to be myself.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: I have no filter and I value honesty. And Matt says,
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: I asked her not to say all of this, but
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: she is an oversharer. And David is literally having trauma
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: and he is going to like a safe place in
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: his mind. It's like, can I go back to Romania?
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: Maybe Dracula will kill me. That will be a safer
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: space than with these people. Why did I agree to
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: this dinner? And my mom made me come, And so
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: Jasmine is like, tells us. It's obvious that Matt is
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: ashamed of me, and it makes me want to like
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: fuck him over by telling David everything because I don't
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: give a fuck. And she's just gonna start shouting things
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: out like Matt has a small penis, Like she doesn't care.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: Not a happy not a happy penis.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: Not a happy penis a small penis. She's like going
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: scorched to earth because she can tell he's embarrassed. So
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: she's like, no, I'm just gonna flash my boobs here
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: at the table. Is that okay? Like, so she goes,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: I'm not okay with the liing, and she's gesturing towards
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: her stomach, and finally David goes, so, I'm guessing you're
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: trying to say that you are carrying, which is I
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: haven't heard that phrase in a long time.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: It could mean like a weapon, like are you packing?
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: Are you carrying like cocaine?
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: What are you carrying? Yeah?
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: You carrying?
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a few exit winterweight, some winter weight COVID the
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: COVID nineteen. Is that what you're carrying? So, but she's
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: like carrying and he goes, she goes, yes, and he
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: says and it's his and she says, yes, of course,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: and David is so uncomfortable, and Jasmin says, how do
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: you think it makes me feel that he's embarrassed of me?
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: And Matt says, your family still thinks you're with Gino
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: and she says, I agree, but he wants me to
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: cover my stomach like I'm a criminal. And David says, so,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: I'm having trouble getting over the fact that you're married,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: and my brain hasn't even gotten to the pregnancy part.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: I'm still on the you're still married part. And Jasmin goes,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: it's just on paper I have. I wasn't even having
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: sex with him again. To him, I sucked his toes
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: once we got married and I came to America and
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: then never again. I peed on him once in a dracuuzie.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: Listen, I didn't all things. It didn't work. He still
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: didn't work.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: He still doesn't want me. He gave me a toothbrush.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: So David says, well, I can see that Matt would
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: be bothered that you're not like you can't be just his.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: She says, I am just his and he says not legally,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: and he's like, well, there have been a lot of
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: surprises tonight. Romanians don't even approve of a couple living
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: together before marriage. His mom's gonna have a lot to swallow,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: and he smiles this like sly like, and I cannot
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: wait to tell her. So Matt is.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: Because he's like, I'm gonna go home and tell my mama,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: and she's gonna tell his mom and then it's gonna
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: get out at the Bridge Club.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: And yes, yes, I never liked Matt. I was just
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: pretending that he's my friend, and I cannot This is
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: gonna score me some good points because my mom trades
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: in gossip, so this is what I need. So he's
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: like in the doghouse for something else, and he just
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: can't wait to get out of the doghouse because Matt
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: has done something way worse. So Matt is like, David, bro,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: please don't tell anybody, bro, because now he's like bro, dude,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: yeah yeah, And she's like, I am not going to hide,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: and Matt says, well, I'm just not going to brag
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: about it. I mean I would love to brag about you,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: don't get me wrong, but this is not the time
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: or the place. And David says, it's a complicated situation
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: that I wish I was not in the middle of
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: right now. And then poor Jasmine starts crying again and
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: goes to the bathroom, and David says, Matt, don't you
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: see her point? You should introduce her to your family,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: and maybe you could leave out the bits that aren't
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: too pleasing.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: Like just still married, doesn't want to else she's.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: Still married, Just leave out that part. And I know
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: it is an easy and Matt says, I don't think
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: Jasmine understands how messed up this situation is and how
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: this looks. We are a hot mess. Why isn't she
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: seeing this? She is, because that's why she hasn't told
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: her family right And Matt says to David, I don't
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: want to get my mama heart attack, And David says,
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: you have to own up to what you did. And
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: Jobby is coming Backaby it comes back, and she's like,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: I feel don't feel safe because I could get deported
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: if I get divorced, Like it's not that simple, and
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: this baby changes everything and I'm stuck with someone who
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: doesn't want me to show my belly and it makes
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: me feel like I'm all alone. And she's upset, and
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: Matt starts laughing Jovie style, and he's like, I can't
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: make her happy, dude, And Jason's like, what the fuck
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: is wrong with you? I'm crying and this is your reaction.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know who's worse. You were, Gino, You're tied,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: and Matt says, well, nice seeing you, David. This is
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: a great dinner. This is my roommate who hates me.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: Huh.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: And Jason's like, this is not a joke. And Matt's like,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: who are you my girlfriend who hates me? What should
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: I say? And Jason's like these stupid jokes. We're having
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: it a baby in a few months and you're going
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: to be a dad and you're a dumbass, and David says, yeah,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: I don't think you should be taking making jokes and
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: he's upset, and Jasmine's like, Matt gets it, Matt or
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: David gets it. Matt, who says he loves me, makes
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: jokes to look cool in front of his friends, but
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: he's making fun of me and laughing and his friend
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: David gets it, and David says, man, you got a
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: man up. You have a kid on the way, and
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: Matt just keeps laughing and Jasmine's like I was so
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: nervous to meet David. David was such a delight and
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: Matt was a jerk. So I think maybe the only
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: judgmental person in the Romanian community is Matt. And she
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: might be right, but she hasn't met his mom yet.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: His mom could be how do you think his mom
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: is going to feel that he's just take the hole?
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: She's still married to Gino out of it. He's got
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: this girlfriend that lives with him that is pregnant, and
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: not only has he not told her those two things,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: but then now they're having a baby in three months.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: How do you think the mom was going to feel
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: about that?
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: Maybe the mom has been wanting him to settle down
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: and give her grandkids. Yeah, and she'll just be happy
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: whatever the circumstances. Yea, and might just lie to the
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: neighbors about it, like submits mom be like, Jenny's just
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: the nanny, and then he actually has a kid at
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: home with a beautiful young Indian wife. You just haven't
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: seen her, but I just lie.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder, I wonder may Yeah, the mom could
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: be like, Okay, well this isn't how I would want
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: you to do it, but here we are.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: I wanted brankets. So meanwhile, Gino is lifting weights, trying
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: to be like Matt bless him in his backwards hat
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: all the time. He's like props, Giberly's got props, bro.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: And he sent her an email. He's like, I just
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: want to read Jasmine this letter that I wrote to
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: her about how I'm feeling. And Jasmine is freaking out
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: because this email was just like call me yeah, and
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: she's like, he's so vague, what does that mean. Gino
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: is like a snake, and when he's quiet, he's slithering
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: and he's planning something, And so she calls him. She's
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: already crying, like before the phone call even starts, and
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: he doesn't answer right away, and she goes, he must
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: be watching porn, because never forget all that time he
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: wasn't having sex with her, he was addicted to porn,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: which I don't feel like we talk about enough and
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: they should have dealt that.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: More into that. On last resort and football gambling, he
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: gambles on football, Yes, yeah, that's right.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: So he answers like hello, like he doesn't have her on,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: like her number gave in his phone, and she goes,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: it's Jasmine again. You know it's a cell phone, you know, yes,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: and she has his number saved as Gino narcisisit well,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: she tried, She tried. I even googled it to look
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: is like that how you say it in Spanish? But
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: but she it's close. So he answers and he's like,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: I really want to read you this letter, and she says,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: you could have just emailed it to me, and he goes,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: I just didn't even think that you read it. If
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: I sent it, I'm gonna read it, dear jas Man.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: I really thought you loved me when we spoke you
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: when you lived in Panama, I thought that you loved me.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: You were so nice to me, and then when you
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: arrived in Michigan, you treated me horribly daily and I
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: find the timing of you receiving your green card and
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: sleeping with Matt significant. I think you used me for
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: a green card. You used me, and you stabbed me
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: in the back and broke my heart. And Matt Is
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: walked in. He has given her privacy to leave, but
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: then he comes back and he's listening and he's like,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: oh my god, ya yai hi ya yai, mamaita. He
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: has local so he says, I invested so much this relationship.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: She goes, what did you invest in? And he goes,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: you owe me forty thousand dollars. I transferred money to Panama.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: You never transfer that money. Ten thousand dollars for this
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: scam wedding. You were the one who wanted the wedding, Gino.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: One thousand, two hundred dollars for the green card and
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: the K one what are you talking about? Twelve doll
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: what are you talking about? I need five thousand for
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: a divorce lawyer. And it all adds up to seventy thousand.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: It was a scam and marriage fraud to a t.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: And she says, I.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: Didn't do anything criminal. I married you and it didn't work.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: It was a scam because the marriage wasn't true. And
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: she says, all the things I did for you, Gino,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: you never gave me empathy even when you love me.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: And now I'm pregnant and you threatening me with immigration
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: and he says, go back to Pianama and I'll be happy.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: And she's crying with snot running down her face, an.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Actual, an actual thing where she's actually crying.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: Yes, And he says, we were supposed to have a
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: baby together, and she says, you never even slept with me.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: You hate me, Gino, and she says, go to immigration
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: report me, and he says, I already did. You'll hear
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: from them soon. And she says, you're making me sick
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: and you're doing it on purpose. And Matt does a
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: half assed mama calm down, Mama.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 4: Sita, and she says, if something happens to me, Gino,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: if something happens to me, and he goes, I don't care,
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 4: you manipulated me, and then she just clicks and hangs
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: up on it.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: Well, he got it out of a system, he really did.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: You shouldn't say if something happens to a pregnant woman
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: you don't care.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: Nope. Not great. And then now when we saw his
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: little that he typed up on his calculator, it was
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: around seventy six thousand, so he's saying, she owes forty,
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: so she owes more than he does. It's not even happen.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: No, he says, it's adds up to seventy. The forty
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: he sent her in Panama, and then all the other
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: costs add up to seventy.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: So he just wants that forty back that he's sent
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: er while she was in Panama. The rest. He's gonna
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: suck up the thirty six.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: I think he wants the whole thing, doesn't.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: He He's not getting any of it. What are you
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: talking about?
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: I don't, Yeah, I don't.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: She's not are you talking about? No, he's ridiculous. He's ridiculous.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: He's not going to be able to prove marriage fraud
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: with all these hours and hours and hours of footage
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: from them from television.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: Uh uh, of her crying and said, I love you.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: I'm sexually attracted to you. I know no one believes me,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: but I am. I think you're so hot in your
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: shark teeth.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: No, I mean I think they're probably already divorced and
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: he's filming were the single Life.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's what someone said, right, it was it was you.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was that video somebody took of them him
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: filmed me with somebody on a bridge.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody who looks a lot like Natalie and jazz
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: men combined.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: I couldn't tell. It was just long, dark hair. So
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: that's his type, his type. Yeah, Well, Kimberly, we did it.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: I think we did it the next time on We
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: have the Sexy six Uh. The boys go snowmobiling, and
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: Yara says she's gonna indulgence of retail therapy. She'll really
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: get Jovi back where it hurts by using his credit card.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: And she says retail therapy is better than sex, which
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: I say, you're right.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: Also, do they not share finances because that I don't know,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: don't I.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: Think he's going to be out snowboy only he can't
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: check the If he gets like a chase alert, you
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: won't see it. So Darcy goes to see Papa Silva
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: and her daughters and she's sitting there with Stacy and
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: she's like, yeah, things are good, Georgie, and he turned
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: he turns around his chair like Charlie from Charlie's Angels,
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: like Bosley, I guess and goes, I told you so, right,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: and Stacy's like, Stacy looks.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: Over at her Ben and I say something very weird.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: If I had subtitles on on TLC and it said
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: previously on ninety day and it was said Stacy in parentheses.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: Would it show Darcy?
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: Well, it didn't have age was just one of their voices.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: You know, they randomly have someone doing the previously and
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: this time it was it did sound like Stacy actually
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: Stacy's voice. Yeah, okay, it's kind of like because they
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: do sound slightly different. It sounded more like Stacy to me.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: But so either they used a clip of Stacy from
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: a previous season. I don't know if she was ever
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: unhappily no, so I don't either. She wasn't, so it
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: has to be Darcy and someone just made a mistake. Anyway,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: I left. I thought it was funny.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: Because this previously it was her voice.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: I gotcha.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: Okay. Betty and Ron confront Julia and say you've been
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: trying to alienate Brandon from us, and Julia says, you
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: too need to step back, and Betty says maybe you
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: should go back to Russia and Brandon Brandon cross on
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: the floor like a little bitch.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: Mm hm exactly.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: It's between my parents and my wife. I know. Well,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: you've already made your decision and told your wife, so
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: just shut up.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, imagined this is not attractive, Okay.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: Jasmine and Matt meet with an attorney about Gino's threats
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: to deport her, and Matt says, Mama, yeah, yeah, I'm
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: scared just like you are, and she cries.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: So if I get deported back to Cuba and I
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: will play the bongos there. Well, will we do, Mama?
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: If we knew what his job was and we felt
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: like he was very financially stable and could pay for
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: this lawyer to help them, then I'd feel fine about
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: the situation. Also, we know that they're still here because
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: we follow them on Instagram. Yeah, and recently I saw
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: them on a plane with the baby going somewhere. I
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: was like, are you going to see your other children?
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: Hope you're going to see.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: Your other children? Yeh. She said she could very soon,
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: but there was a reason she can't. What is it
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: you don't want to It's something about law, she said.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: It's a legal reason. If my lawyer could tell you,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: but I can't.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well soon I will. Okay, Well, you haven't seen
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: your kids and I'm going to say three years.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so and your mom who had cancer, and your.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: Mom who had cancer and you're crying about that, and oh,
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: here's my new gringo and our baby. Okay. He speaks
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: fluent Spanish, go ahead and speaks to them. He's like, ay, yeah, yay.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: He's like the Fred Armison character on Sorry Night Love
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: that would do the bongos and they go Hi dons meal. Yeah, funny.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: Do you think that Fred Armison and Elizabeth Moss got
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: a divorce because she was a scientologist.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know, but I thought they were
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: even together. I don't, but that would make sense. I
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: couldn't be with the scientologist. No, even if it's Elizabeth Moss,
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: and I love Elizabeth Moss.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: God, somebody was on our screen the other night, an actress,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: and Anna said, oh it was it was. We were
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: watching the season premiere of Sorry Not Live and Chloe
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: Feineman came on, you know, the opening thing, and Anna said,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: she's a scientologist. I said, I don't believe that. I
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: don't think she is. Is she? I shan't RELLI. I'm
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: gonna google it right now.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: There are lots of scientologists. I knew some of them
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: in LA and some who were in this random, other
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: adjacent cult that was led by an acting teacher who
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: was a bitch.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: Her parents are high in Scientology. Her parents are Chloe
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: Feinman's parents are longtime scientologists. They are listed in Her
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: parents are listed in Scientology's publications as clears. They've gone clear,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: They've gone clear.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, it has to be hard. I think I
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: make it sound very easy to step out, but it's not.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: Look at what Leah Remedy went through.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: Wow, see people, Chloe, this this is redded of course,
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: where we get all our information. Yes, she is a scientologist. Yes,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: or Ali recently confirmed this, and people are like, damn it.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: That's a bummer. And her parents are very high up.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: So you know what. I don't like it.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: I don't like it, but I don't blame it's hard
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: to get out.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: She's your family's in a cult. You're in a cult.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: In the words of my best friend Karen kil Gareth,
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: you're in a cult. Call your dad. Yeah, you're in
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: a cult. Call your dad. Everybody. That's it, And I
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: don't forget. Kimberly and Katie have new episodes coming out
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: of Dateline. I've been watching. I'll be listening and listen.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: You do to have any notes here? Yeah? I got
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: one little edit. We'll talk about it afterwards.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: Oh god, what did I do?
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: I can't tell you on here, and I will, uh
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: you guys if you like Kimberly and I were covering
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: toe over on Prime and I'm Covering on Prime Love
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: is Blind with Keisha, Then we're going to do Welcome
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: to plotfill rewatch Kimberly and ourself covering seeking Sister Wife
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: on Prime, and you don't want to miss that craziness.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: It's wild, it's wild.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: It's wild, it's I was going to try to make
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: a Spanish joke, but I don't. Have you been following us?
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: It's low? Have you been following our favorite Spaniard, Hilary
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: of Baldwin on Daisy Stars.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: She's dancing with this? Oh she is on dancing?
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: How is she doing? I don't watch it every week.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: I just look to see who got a limit? I
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: watched the whole I watched the first week, so then
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: I would know what people's skill level was. Yeah, I
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: think she's still there. I think it's It comes on
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: Tuesday night, so maybe I'll have to watch it. You
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: know who's so good is Whitney for Mormon Wives. She's
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: really good? Oh yeah, she's like incredibly good dancer.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: Are you talking about Whitney Rose from Real Housewives of
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: Salt Lake City? No, of course, is Sarah Whitney Martney.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: I've never seen it.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: Secret Lives and Mormon Wise witty. Oh okay, she was
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: the villain for a wabble. Now she's back. Okay, she
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: can really dance. Okay everybody, that's it, And we'll see
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: you next week, right back here on TLC Tuesday for
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: ninety day.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: H u a h e a bye bye