Latest / Privycast / Ep. 61 Ash and Fat: A Brief History of Soap
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- 0:01>> Speaker A: I have drank drinks with a
- 0:03higher viscosity than what's coming out of the
- 0:06gym. Shower soap tap.
- 0:13Welcome back to privy. Privy
- 0:16is a podcast about
- 0:18bathrooms recorded this
- 0:21week again from my home bathroom.
- 0:24I'm your host, hunter hoover, and I
- 0:27love bathrooms. Thank you so much for being here
- 0:30to start the show. I want to just share a
- 0:32brief story here, and it's going to
- 0:35introduce us to what we're going to do this
- 0:38week. But I took a shower at the gym
- 0:40this week. Normally, uh, my
- 0:43gymming routine, I'm able to go to the
- 0:46gym, get full randy,
- 0:49uh, and then just return home to my
- 0:52family and kind of stand and exist in
- 0:55filth until I shower the
- 0:57following morning. I know it is what it
- 1:00is. It's the system I'm on, and that's okay.
- 1:05But the circumstances on this one is
- 1:08I had to use the gym, uh, before I went to
- 1:11work this day because I knew I was going
- 1:14to have to jet to
- 1:17my other job in the evening. And so
- 1:20I knew I wasn't going to be able to do the gym after work. And
- 1:22so I went to gym before work, and I'm sitting here going,
- 1:25I can kind of exist in
- 1:29gym sweat for
- 1:33two to 3 hours of awake time. After the
- 1:36gym, it's more like four. Uh, but
- 1:40I was not thinking that I was going to be able to do
- 1:42a full work day
- 1:45and a half after I go to work at my first
- 1:48job, then going to my second job. I thought
- 1:51that certainly I would be far too
- 1:54randy to exist, um, for
- 1:57that long without a shower.
- 1:59So, um, I gymed hard, and then I
- 2:02did what needed to happen. I used the gym
- 2:05shower, and using the gym
- 2:08shower is always something special. We talked
- 2:11in shower etiquette, some of this stuff, but,
- 2:14man, there's some blokes that are
- 2:17just getting some foul mess in the
- 2:20shower, and I'm
- 2:23not bringing probably proper
- 2:26foot attire for this shower situation.
- 2:28So I'm just firmly
- 2:31planting my bare hoofies
- 2:34straight into the just
- 2:37pool of cess
- 2:40that is at the bottom of the men's room shower.
- 2:43But sometimes
- 2:46that's what you have to do. I'm not transporting flip
- 2:49flops and sandals around. I don't have
- 2:52that in me at this point. Uh,
- 2:56but I will say this. I always bring
- 2:59my own soap. I have my own soap and
- 3:01shampoo and stuff. Uh, and I
- 3:04grabbed that and I had it ready for use.
- 3:07But, like me being cheap, I get all set
- 3:10up in the bathroom, man. I
- 3:13am a creature of particular
- 3:15habits. When I'm setting up in the gym
- 3:18shower, it takes me a hot minute
- 3:21because I take my underpants
- 3:24and my shirt for when I am done to
- 3:27the shower area to hang up. And I have it hung up
- 3:29in stages. So that way it's in order
- 3:32of order that I will need it when I get out of the
- 3:35shower. And then in the shower,
- 3:38you've got it laid out just so that way everything can go
- 3:41as quickly as possible. Because again, you don't
- 3:43want your hoofies sitting in the cess too
- 3:46long. And they're not very big showers. It's
- 3:49like if you bend over, sometimes your butt hits the wall and
- 3:52you're like, oh, gosh, no. But
- 3:55I got my soap set up on the floor of the
- 3:57shower there. And me being cheap, I
- 4:00see that they have the
- 4:03complimentary soap dispenser. Uh,
- 4:06and I decide, you know what? I'm going to save
- 4:08my soap and I'm going to go for the soap they have on
- 4:11tap here at the gym. And so I'm just like,
- 4:14just getting that soap.
- 4:17And I have drank
- 4:20drinks with a higher viscosity
- 4:23than what's coming out of the gym shower soap
- 4:25tap. Like, good lord.
- 4:28It hit my rag and just
- 4:31disappeared into oblivion.
- 4:34Instantly vaporized straight
- 4:37down the drain. The thinnest soap in the
- 4:40universe at the gym. So I
- 4:43used my own. Uh, and this
- 4:46is going to bring us into the
- 4:49topic this week and something that's been at the back of
- 4:51my brain for a while to talk about on the
- 4:54show. It's kind of
- 4:57related to the rotation
- 5:00of questions that we ask everyone. We ask all our
- 5:02guests. And so maybe we should have done this
- 5:05work of figuring out the backstory
- 5:08of what is in many ways a mainstay of most
- 5:11bathrooms. But this week
- 5:14on the pod, we're discussing soap
- 5:17and more importantly, the history of
- 5:20soap. Where'd it come from? It gets you
- 5:22clean. It goes
- 5:25where no man should ever go or
- 5:28probably will ever go before. I don't know, but it
- 5:31does a lot of heavy lifting. Soap.
- 5:34But
- 5:36how did we get this stuff and
- 5:39where did it come from? So
- 5:43I perused the interwebs,
- 5:46and the earliest mentions of
- 5:49soap come from about 2800 BC,
- 5:52Babylon. Now, that's about 5000 years
- 5:55ago, which is quite a long time ago. And this
- 5:58is both the earliest record
- 6:01of soap being made and
- 6:03probably about the time where everyone quit smelling
- 6:06like dog poop. Uh,
- 6:10I'm trying to imagine. So
- 6:13I work with people, and sometimes people need to
- 6:16shower more than they do. And that's not a judgment
- 6:19thing. It's just a hygienic
- 6:22posit that I'm putting forth as a person who tries to
- 6:25shower more than he should. And
- 6:28the earliest mentions of this,
- 6:32if they didn't have soap before here, you're just wetting,
- 6:35and when you're just wetting, you're just
- 6:38giving bacteria a,
- 6:40uh, flipping, uh, dance
- 6:43club to just start making more bacterial
- 6:46buddies. But
- 6:49this early babylonian soap, it
- 6:52Defo did not look like what we squirt
- 6:55out of the hand dispensers, or in my case, the
- 6:58shower dispenser, uh, onto
- 7:01our hands and into our heads.
- 7:05Not into our heads. Don't squirt soap into your
- 7:07head in any way. But it didn't look like that. It is
- 7:10guessed that, uh,
- 7:14this, okay, this soap was probably
- 7:16developed on accident. And what they
- 7:19guess happened here is some
- 7:22Babylonian bloke,
- 7:24we'll call him Chad, because one of the best jokes
- 7:27in the bible, so. Bible joke.
- 7:30Um, not even a bible joke, but there's this character called
- 7:33Nebuchadnezzar. But his name sucks to
- 7:35spell. And so if you ever want
- 7:38to remember how to spell Nebuchadnezzar,
- 7:41it's Nebuchadnezzar. Once
- 7:44you know that, you just call him old Nebu or Big
- 7:47Chad. So you got big Chad, and he's
- 7:50just squatting over the know, cooking his
- 7:53meat. And as the fire burned
- 7:56down, the ash in the bottom would
- 7:59have settled. And for me, I
- 8:01always stir that ash up and it gets all up on
- 8:04my hut dog. And you're just
- 8:07like, trying to blow that ash off your
- 8:10hut dog, but it
- 8:12settles. And then animal fats from
- 8:15cooked meat, cooked meat
- 8:17drip onto the ash. When
- 8:20this was left to harden, this new
- 8:23fatty ash fat, uh, ash,
- 8:26get it? Because of the ash
- 8:29in the thing. But when this was left to
- 8:32harden, it formed a kind of waxy
- 8:35looking substance. Perhaps then
- 8:38at this time, it also could have been raining. And
- 8:41they noticed a sudsy look as the
- 8:43water interacted with the fat and the ash,
- 8:46and they tried to then use it. Um,
- 8:49but we're going to see
- 8:51that the primary use of this new
- 8:54soap was not for them. That's
- 8:57why I say they probably still smelled like
- 9:00a dog dookie out here. Who knows? But what
- 9:03we do know was that from
- 9:05this soap, uh, was born, and they began to make
- 9:08it. It probably wasn't even for washing
- 9:11people. So they probably just, again,
- 9:14continued to smell like ancient Mediterranean
- 9:17dumpster. But the primary use of
- 9:19this new soap, which they began adding
- 9:22salts and other oils to, uh,
- 9:25in order to change the quality.
- 9:28It was primarily used for cleaning,
- 9:31cooking and medical instruments, or
- 9:35to try and disinfect surfaces and
- 9:37dishes. Got to get a big slurp.
- 9:43Oh, yeah, you really hear
- 9:46the Abdullam ablam
- 9:49gata just cranking that water down your
- 9:51gullet. Um, but then
- 9:55what ancient Babylon came up with,
- 9:58ancient Egypt also used. We learned that
- 10:01the ancient Egyptians used animal fats
- 10:04and oils mixed with salts and ash
- 10:07to form cleaning products. And we
- 10:09learned from none other than our favorite medical
- 10:12papyrus, the Ebers medical papyrus.
- 10:15If you want to know more on that, go check out our episode on,
- 10:18like, rub some poop on it. But,
- 10:20yeah, you've been warned. Um, that
- 10:23episode contains material, uh,
- 10:26describing ways that people used to use
- 10:29poop. And one of them was to rub it onto
- 10:32and into your human body.
- 10:34You've been warned. So soap is a thing
- 10:37primarily made with animal fats
- 10:40and ash or salts. But it
- 10:43wasn't until the Romans that,
- 10:46according to the Romans, the Romans
- 10:48began to call soap soap
- 10:51pliny the Elder, which, in case you
- 10:54didn't know, Pliny the Elder is an
- 10:57excellent dungeons and dragons name, if it weren't already
- 11:00just a real person. Can you believe
- 11:03that Pliny the elder is a real person?
- 11:07It's true. And
- 11:09Pliny wrote in his
- 11:11historian Naturalis about
- 11:14Sappo, which he says was
- 11:17the first time the word was used. It was called
- 11:20sappo, roughly translated, and
- 11:23big leap here, uh, it means soap.
- 11:25Now, Sapo was a name of a
- 11:28mountain in Rome. And
- 11:31here's the deal. Pliny,
- 11:34if I may, Pliny,
- 11:37it wasn't probably real.
- 11:43And if it was, archaeology has
- 11:46not been able to locate this
- 11:49mountain in the degree to which Pliny describes
- 11:52it. And also, uh,
- 11:55archaeology has just proven Pliny mega
- 11:57wrong, because in old Pliny's account
- 12:00of the invention and naming
- 12:03of soap, it was on
- 12:06the slopes of Mount Sappo.
- 12:09So Mount Sappo was a place in his
- 12:12retelling where people would go to offer
- 12:15animal sacrifices. Now, I
- 12:18grew up, uh, in a religious system and in a culture
- 12:20that didn't do animal sacrifices,
- 12:23but it was talked about in the context of
- 12:26scripture, in the Bible and stuff. And so I
- 12:29take for granted that this was a
- 12:31facet. Um, but essentially,
- 12:34if animal sacrifices, there used to be this
- 12:37belief that cultures would need to
- 12:40appease a God or gods, and to
- 12:43do so, you would offer sacrifice
- 12:45and to either make things right or whatever.
- 12:48And so in the story, Mount Sappo would have
- 12:51been the hill on which they did this. They would
- 12:54have gone up to the summit of Mount
- 12:57Sappo to offer these sacrifices.
- 13:00This act was a pretty common thing to go up on a mountain or up on
- 13:03a high place to do this, the sacrifices
- 13:06and the mixing of, you guessed it,
- 13:09ash and animal fats was drained off,
- 13:11settled into clay beds where nearby people
- 13:14would clean their clothes. And they noticed that
- 13:17things in this area got a little cleaner.
- 13:20So here's the deal. This
- 13:22is Pliny's version, uh,
- 13:26of this is full of hot air,
- 13:29because first, most Romans took the meat
- 13:32and fat of the animals for themselves
- 13:34and burned the portions that were not
- 13:37usable. So as a result, this
- 13:40would have produced little to no
- 13:42tallow or animal fat byproduct,
- 13:45and as a further result, very little
- 13:47soap. Also, as I noted, Mount
- 13:51Sappo, very likely not even real.
- 13:53And third nail in this coffin for you
- 13:56there. Pliny. Archaeology has
- 13:59shown that this.
- 14:01If Rome was trying to claim credit
- 14:04for this, that Defoe took credit for
- 14:07something that the Babylonians were using and had
- 14:10come up with also
- 14:13Sappo. The place in Rome
- 14:16is not even where the word soap actually
- 14:19comes from. It's true, however,
- 14:22the Romans did use soap primarily for
- 14:25cleaning instruments and dishes, much like their
- 14:28egyptian and babylonian predecessors.
- 14:31They may have even tried to use some
- 14:34soap on that ye oldie communal
- 14:36wiping wand that Dave so
- 14:39graciously yoinked down
- 14:42his backside and then passed off to the next
- 14:45guy. You know, shared wiping sticks
- 14:48probably didn't lend to health and well being, and that's all you need to
- 14:51know. The Romans also
- 14:54began using an extra compound in their soap
- 14:57urine. We discussed that already,
- 15:00and again,
- 15:03it's weird. The term actually has.
- 15:06The term soap actually has germanic
- 15:09or celtic origins
- 15:12from the word saipo or sipo.
- 15:14The Celts would mix plant ash and animal
- 15:17fat together for the saves
- 15:20and to clean things with these savs.
- 15:23As time moved into the middle and dark
- 15:26ages, there was this pendulum swing away
- 15:28from the cleanliness practices found in antiquity.
- 15:31And as such things got both
- 15:34stinky and dirty. Soap would
- 15:37be used primarily for dishes and instruments
- 15:40as a way to clean, and sometimes to be
- 15:43used in medicine for cleaning wounds.
- 15:46However, this, coupled
- 15:49with the fact that at the time, uh,
- 15:51animal fats were costly and other plant
- 15:54fats could not be found in some parts of the world.
- 15:57As such, soap making became somewhat of
- 16:00a trade, with there being monopoly on soaps
- 16:03in certain areas. At one point
- 16:06in Europe, there were so many trees
- 16:09harvested for the production of
- 16:11ash for the soaps, that the
- 16:14following winter, they had chopped down and burned
- 16:17so many trees out of season that
- 16:20the area, the people in this area, almost
- 16:23froze to death. But at least their
- 16:26hands and bowls were super clean.
- 16:30Can you imagine being an archaeologist who has to give
- 16:33that report? What's the cause of death?
- 16:36Uh, they froze to death, but,
- 16:39my goodness, their bowls were. Know,
- 16:43soap making has its start in Italy, France,
- 16:46and Spain. Uh, note that these are where
- 16:48those natural like plant with
- 16:51fatty oil resources, um, are
- 16:54more plentiful by way of lots of oil producing
- 16:57plants. Again, for most, making
- 16:59your soap was one of the many household chores
- 17:02of the early thousands. Into the 16
- 17:05and 17 hundreds, the traditional
- 17:08practices of animal or plant fats mixed with ash
- 17:11and salt were used. You'd wake
- 17:14up for the day, and on the list of
- 17:17chores would be to render ash and mix
- 17:19with rendered animal and
- 17:22plant fats to make soap for your household
- 17:25use. If it ain't broke, don't fix
- 17:28it. You know what I'm saying? Like, if that
- 17:31clean stuff, uh,
- 17:33why change it? And the answer is,
- 17:37sometimes what isn't broke is worth making
- 17:40better. And that's just what french chemist
- 17:42Nicholas Leblanc did.
- 17:45Nicholas Leblanc was the son of a director
- 17:48of an ironworks company, and he
- 17:50was educated, um, under.
- 17:53He received medical education, and about
- 17:561780, he became a private
- 17:58surgeon. And five years prior to this, he
- 18:01was offered a prize for the process
- 18:04to convert salt into
- 18:07soda ash. Extracted at the time
- 18:10by crude methods from wood or
- 18:13seaweed ash. Soda ash was used
- 18:15again in making, in our purposes today,
- 18:18soap. And so if those
- 18:21soap industries and others that relied on this
- 18:23ash were to expand, a cheaper
- 18:26process was needed. So in
- 18:29LeBlanc's process, salt was
- 18:32treated with sulfuric acid. Here we
- 18:34are. Chemistry lesson again this week.
- 18:37Um, they're going to start calling me pig
- 18:40sty, the chemist dude. To
- 18:43obtain. So they mix salt with sulfuric
- 18:46acid. Son
- 18:49of a gun. To obtain salt cake, which is
- 18:52sodium sulfate. This salt
- 18:54cake, which could be an excellent
- 18:57thing to call somebody after they've eaten
- 19:00any amount of taco bell salt cake.
- 19:03It's roasted with limestone or chalk and
- 19:06coal to produce black ash,
- 19:09which consisted primarily of
- 19:11sodium carbonate and calcium sulfite.
- 19:14The sodium carbonate was dissolved in water and then
- 19:17later crystallized. This
- 19:19process was simple, cheap, and
- 19:22direct. The trifecta of
- 19:25money making goodness. But the French
- 19:28Revolution had begun.
- 19:31So Leblanc completes his experiments in
- 19:34the 1790s, and he never received the
- 19:37prize. Uh, and the National
- 19:40assembly awarded him a 15 year patent,
- 19:43but confiscated the patent and the
- 19:45factory with barely
- 19:48any compensation. So
- 19:50Napoleon returned the factory
- 19:54in about 1800. But Leblanc was never
- 19:57able to raise enough money to reopen it. And
- 19:59he, uh, took his own life years
- 20:02later. But his development of
- 20:05soda ash, though he was never
- 20:07properly awarded or recognized
- 20:10in his time for it. This
- 20:13development would go on to change the way
- 20:16that we make soap. What once
- 20:19relied on right location and
- 20:21resources and burning wood could now
- 20:24be made from salt and a simple chemical
- 20:27reaction. And as such, the
- 20:30cost to make soap decreased
- 20:33and the demand of soap
- 20:36increased. And if you're an economist,
- 20:39you know that that means one thing. You're
- 20:42fixing to make yourself some money.
- 20:45Upon its commercial success, soap
- 20:48was viewed as a luxury item and heavily
- 20:51taxed. However, as folks began
- 20:54to take a new look at cleanliness in the 18
- 20:57hundreds, it began to be more widely viewed
- 21:00as a hygiene item.
- 21:03Can you imagine prior to that,
- 21:05being viewed as some fancy lad,
- 21:08bourgeoisie boy, because you use
- 21:10soap like, for goodness sakes,
- 21:13in these early days of like, from now
- 21:16on, tell yourself
- 21:19you're fancy and just soap up, kids.
- 21:22Just lather it right up.
- 21:25But in these days of soap production, a
- 21:28household name came into being.
- 21:31A, uh, lad by the name of William Proctor. And
- 21:34who was a local candle maker. And
- 21:37his friend, or at least business partner, James
- 21:39Gamble, a soap maker, went into business
- 21:42together to form what was called Procter
- 21:45gamble, or p g.
- 21:48The taxes that I mentioned began to be levied on
- 21:51the sale of soap. Were so significant
- 21:54at the time that the people began to lock up
- 21:57their soap for fear of it being stolen.
- 21:59It's estimated taxes generated from
- 22:02soap during those days are an
- 22:05equivalent amount to the taxes
- 22:07rendered from liquor tax today.
- 22:11As procter and gamble, these local household
- 22:13names began to develop. And into the
- 22:151850s, these advancements would
- 22:18bring soap to be one of America's leading
- 22:21industries. Factories in the mass production
- 22:24assembly line grew and developed and business
- 22:27was booming. And at the
- 22:29end, uh, so you have these procter and
- 22:32gamble lads at the end of the 18
- 22:35hundreds. A few years after them, America con
- 22:38artist, gangster and crime boss Jefferson
- 22:41Randolph Smith earned the nickname
- 22:44Soapy after cleaning up
- 22:47big time with his prize soap cell.
- 22:49Con. It was a simple crime,
- 22:52and it was designed to
- 22:54swindle vulnerable passersby by.
- 22:57By wrapping bars of soaps in
- 23:00notes of, uh, varying denominations, covering them with plain
- 23:03paper, depending, to mix them in with
- 23:05bars devoid of any money.
- 23:08And then selling off these ladder bars at an inflated
- 23:11price. While maintaining the facade that some of the
- 23:13packages contain money. So he essentially
- 23:16was trying to put like money inside the soap bars to
- 23:19convince people to buy them and scamming them all the
- 23:22same. In reality, it was the only member of
- 23:25Smith's notorious soap gang, strategically planted in the
- 23:28crowd to masquerade as honest, ordinary folks
- 23:31who received the money for purpose of diminishing
- 23:33potential suspicion. It's a classic
- 23:36plant. He's got his cronies, and
- 23:39they're the ones that are walking away with the soap filled with cash
- 23:42to get other people to spend astronomical
- 23:45amounts of money on these bars of
- 23:48soap in order to hopefully get some sort of
- 23:51willy Wonka golden $40
- 23:53bill inside their soap bar. Like, come
- 23:56on. Frankly, yeah. Unfortunately,
- 23:59his reputation grew on his crimes became
- 24:02more violent. Um, but
- 24:05if soapy Randolph Smith had
- 24:07just kept to this soap scam that's
- 24:10on these people, you don't
- 24:13do a game on the street.
- 24:16That's just. Jeez. As
- 24:19the turn of the century happened into the 19
- 24:22hundreds, uh, World War I brought a
- 24:25shortage of access to animal and plant
- 24:27fats, primarily due to the
- 24:30effects of war on the land, as well as
- 24:33people's ability to obtain those.
- 24:35But as a result, soap makers and
- 24:38manufacturers had to begin to synthetically
- 24:41produce oils and other things they needed to make
- 24:43soap. We have solved the problem of
- 24:46ash. We no longer have to burn big
- 24:49tree to get ash, but now we're having a
- 24:52problem of all those fatty liquids,
- 24:54oils. Germany didn't
- 24:57have access to these things. And the
- 25:00synthesized products they produced at this time would go
- 25:02on to be used to make soap.
- 25:05Except it technically wasn't
- 25:07soap, because what they produced
- 25:10was technically called detergent.
- 25:14And with the advent of detergents,
- 25:17as the world wars came to an end, many
- 25:20factories were converted to the further research,
- 25:23development, and production of these cleaning
- 25:26products. Like they had to figure out
- 25:29how to make many more of them more
- 25:31biodegradable. As time went on, more and
- 25:34more research was done in development to produce
- 25:37fluid detergents. One of the
- 25:40companies that benefited greatly from these
- 25:42breakthroughs, and in addition of factory space,
- 25:45was the previously mentioned Procter and Gamble, who
- 25:48is still very much in business
- 25:51today. This company, in the
- 25:531950s, sponsored a daytime television
- 25:56drama, the genre of which became
- 25:59known as a soap opera.
- 26:02This new liquid detergent based soap was
- 26:05strange looking and could cost more to
- 26:08produce. And they began to produce
- 26:11it. But another soap
- 26:13enthusiast was on the horizon to
- 26:16change soap as well.
- 26:19Robert Ridgley Taylor
- 26:21developed a thickened, pumped
- 26:24hand soap called creamed
- 26:26soap on tap. Now, my goodness,
- 26:30if I went to the Walmart or the Fred
- 26:32Meyer old Freddy's,
- 26:35and I walked down the soap aisle, and instead
- 26:38of calling it just soap or whatever
- 26:41they called it, they called it creamed
- 26:44soap on tap. You
- 26:47know, I'd buy one. Creamed
- 26:50soap on tap. This
- 26:52creamed soap on tap was a luxury item
- 26:55and hugely popular.
- 26:58And so this creamed
- 27:01soap on tap, this thickened
- 27:04soapy mixture, is what
- 27:07has become used in most
- 27:09liquid soap and shower and hand soap
- 27:12friends. But here's the catch
- 27:1547 of the whole thing. It's
- 27:17actually detergent.
- 27:20Soap is defined as a substance
- 27:23used with water for washing and
- 27:26cleaning. Made of a compound of natural
- 27:28oils or fats with sodium
- 27:31hydroxide or another strong
- 27:33alkali. The presence
- 27:36of animal or other naturally occurring
- 27:38oils seems to be, or maybe
- 27:41even synthetic oils. I'll give you that. But it
- 27:44seems to be a requirement for it to be called
- 27:47soap. Detergent is
- 27:49a water soluble cleansing agent
- 27:52which combines with the impurities
- 27:55and dirt to make them more soluble
- 27:58along with the water, and differs from soap
- 28:01in that it does not form a
- 28:04scum with the salts and hard water
- 28:07deposits it interacts with. So here's the
- 28:09deal. We use
- 28:12detergent because it is water
- 28:14soluble and reacts with
- 28:17the bad stuff when exposed to water,
- 28:20whereas soap is reacting
- 28:23to the water and helps move
- 28:26the bad stuff away. So detergent
- 28:29actually interacts with the physical grime
- 28:32on your hand, whereas water
- 28:35reacts, or, uh, soap reacts with
- 28:37water to help loosen that stuff,
- 28:40but does not break it down. And so
- 28:43when they move it away, soap
- 28:46naturally then hardens and forms a
- 28:49scum that contains
- 28:51disinfect, that contains those
- 28:54things that once contaminated the
- 28:56surface, the soap gets covered with a layer
- 28:59of filth, and that's that nonsense.
- 29:02If you're using barred soap, that's
- 29:05the nonsense that gets left inside your shower
- 29:07ledge. It's not just
- 29:10soap. It's all of the freaky
- 29:13dudes that have been hanging out in your armpits and
- 29:16your leg crevices. And
- 29:18now they have
- 29:21convalesced into a gelatinous
- 29:23pile of filth, and they're
- 29:26becoming like flubber.
- 29:29They're going to start moving, and they're going to start
- 29:31becoming more powerful if they build
- 29:34up. Soap is
- 29:37causing buildup. And so,
- 29:40to the age old question. If you drop
- 29:43a bar of soap in the bathtub,
- 29:46technically based on how
- 29:49soap works, the soap
- 29:51with that layer of buildup on the outside
- 29:55would make the bathtub,
- 29:59and as a result, the bar of
- 30:02soap more dirty. And now, you
- 30:05know, because soap reacts with water,
- 30:07detergent is dissolved in
- 30:10water. And so most soap
- 30:13found in your bathroom, if it is liquid
- 30:16or creamed soap
- 30:19on tap, it is most
- 30:21likely a, uh, derivative of detergent.
- 30:25It's kind of like you are the laundry.
- 30:28And the way, you know is when you wash it,
- 30:31does it dissolve in water or does it just kind
- 30:34of like, loosey goosey with the water?
- 30:37That's how you know soap has a
- 30:39weird history. And as
- 30:42with most things that have to do with
- 30:45hygiene and cleaning, it has
- 30:48ties to religious practice. Except
- 30:50what's interesting is that the history of soap
- 30:53seems to be a byproduct, or,
- 30:56if you will, a buildup
- 31:00left over from those religious
- 31:02practices, one
- 31:05used in cleaning. And
- 31:08that would later produce a different buildup for
- 31:11us to love or hate. Make
- 31:14sure you wash your hands, folks. Use some soap.
- 31:17This brings us to the end of another episode of
- 31:20privy. Thank you all so much for listening.
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- 32:23As always, we want to thank Kevin McLeod for
- 32:26the use of barroom ballet as our intro
- 32:29and outro music. You can find Kevin's
- 32:32music at, uh, incompetent.com, and his music
- 32:35is licensed under Creative Commons license Attribution
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- 32:41This has been another episode of Privy. Thank you
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- 32:49as always, don't
- 32:52forget to flush you.
- 32:55Thank you.