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Grace Kuhlenschmidt Says _Tech Yeah__ to Ordained Robot Monks _ AI Mark Zuckerberg _ The Daily Show · Mic Drop Comedy

• 0:06
  Speaker 1: What's up, all my home keys and 5Gs?
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  Speaker 2: I'm Grace Kuhlenschmidt, but some people call me Grok Kuhlenschmidt,
• 0:13
  Speaker 2: because you can ask me anything.
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  Speaker 1: And I love picturing people naked. Mm, Judi Dench. And
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: this is Tech Yeah, where I tell.
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  Speaker 2: CPU all about the biggest stories in tech. Let's start
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: with a story about the spine, which is the HDMI
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: cord that goes from your mainframe to your printer. Trust me,
• 0:38
  Speaker 2: this thing never runs out of ink. But turns out,
• 0:42
  Speaker 2: tech is warping our necks, our backs, our shoulders, and
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  Speaker 2: our traps.
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  Speaker 3: Increased smartphone use can lead to what's being called tech neck.
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  Speaker 3: It's when you lower your head just so while scrolling
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  Speaker 3: so that little lines form on your neck.
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  Speaker 4: 60% report spending at least five hours a day looking
• 1:02
  Speaker 4: at their screens, which causes pain, stiffness, headaches.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, if tech neck is a thing, then call me
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: the throat goat. I love it. Now when I breathe,
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: I sound like a pug.
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  Speaker 5: It's so cool.
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  Speaker 2: And not to mention, Tech Mech is a badge of honor,
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  Speaker 2: like a boxer's cauliflower ear or a twink's blown out back.
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  Speaker 2: It shows you've put in the work. And for all
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  Speaker 2: we know, this is the next stage of evolution. First,
• 1:35
  Speaker 2: man evolved to walk upright. Now we've evolved to walk
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  Speaker 2: around hunched over, rewatching that video of Lenny Kravitz splitting
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  Speaker 2: his pants. But if for some weird reason you don't
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  Speaker 2: love your hot ass hump, there's a simple cure.
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  Speaker 4: Could the solution to all of our tech neck woes
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  Speaker 4: be as simple as getting some tummy time? That classic
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  Speaker 4: technique that babies use to strengthen their.
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  Speaker 1: Own necks and backs is now catching on with adults.
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  Speaker 4: Not appropriate to do like at the office, but you can.
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  Speaker 6: Work this in at home, guys.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, come on, I can't do it at work? My
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  Speaker 1: coworkers love when I act like a baby.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, Ronnie.
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  Speaker 1: See?
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  Speaker 5: He loves it.
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  Speaker 2: I have to admit, when I first heard the cure
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  Speaker 2: for tech neck is tummy time, I was like, hang on,
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  Speaker 2: I'm saving that.
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  Speaker 1: For my wedding night. I'm kidding. I haven't been a
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  Speaker 1: virgin for weeks. Technology might be ruining our bodies, but
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  Speaker 1: don't worry. Robot bodies are stronger than ever.
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  Speaker 7: In China this week, dozens of humanoid robots will be
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  Speaker 7: racing against humans in a half marathon. It's going to
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  Speaker 7: feature more than 100 robots, some fully autonomous, others remote controlled.
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  Speaker 7: Last year, a human took home first place. This year,
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  Speaker 7: the teams are pushing the technology to see if the
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  Speaker 7: robots are going to take us all out.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, they invented a Kenyan robot.
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  Speaker 2: This is a huge, huge help for sanitation workers because
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  Speaker 2: robot marathoners can't shit their pants.
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  Speaker 8: Yet.
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  Speaker 2: Trust me when I say there's absolutely no downside to
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  Speaker 2: teaching robots how to chase us down. Think how early
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  Speaker 2: I'll be to everything if I'm running for my life. Plus,
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  Speaker 2: this is so awesome as a lady who loves playing
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  Speaker 2: tag but doesn't have any children. I'm so sick of
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  Speaker 2: going to the playground and asking little boys if they
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  Speaker 2: want to be it.
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  Speaker 1: I get it, moms. You don't want me talking to
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  Speaker 1: your kids because they're slow as f * * *.
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  Speaker 1: But jocks aren't.
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  Speaker 2: The only ones getting digital. Nerds are too, including the
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  Speaker 2: King Nerd himself.
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  Speaker 9: Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg is reportedly training an AI clone
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  Speaker 9: with his image and voice, along with his mannerisms, tone,
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  Speaker 9: and public statements. Meta may start allowing creators to make
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  Speaker 9: their own avatars if the Zuckerberg experiment goes well.
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  Speaker 5: Un-freaking-believable!
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  Speaker 2: After decades of technological advancements, we finally invented a way
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  Speaker 2: to make Mark Zuckerberg seem lifelike. And it captures all
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  Speaker 2: of his signature facial expressions, like angry.
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  Speaker 1: Happy, scared, and of course, sunscreen.
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  Speaker 5: I was lucky enough to get.
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  Speaker 1: A sneak peek at AI Zuck, and it did not disappoint.
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  Speaker 2: In our short conversation, I learned so much, mainly that
• 4:44
  Speaker 2: men aren't for me. But unfortunately, when Daddy Zuck opens
• 4:50
  Speaker 2: an AI door, he closes an AI window because he
• 4:53
  Speaker 2: just announced they're shutting down a huge part of the metaverse.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm getting a little emotional.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna miss the metaverse.
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  Speaker 1: There's so much to do in there, like this.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, this is so cool.
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  Speaker 5: Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Anyone want to do tummy time? Well, that's all for
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  Speaker 1: this edition of Tech Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Tune in next time when I show you how to
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  Speaker 2: turn off ad blocker. What's up, techno sapiens? I'm Grace Kuhlenschmidt,
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  Speaker 2: but you can call me by my.
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  Speaker 1: First screen name, the color purple 29.
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  Speaker 2: Inspired by my favorite color unrelated to the film about
• 5:39
  Speaker 2: domestic abuse.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, Oprah.
• 5:42
  Speaker 2: Anyway, this is Tech Yeah, where I tell CPU all
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  Speaker 2: about the biggest stories in tech. Let's begin with some
• 5:50
  Speaker 2: news from a town I've been told I'll never work
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  Speaker 2: in again, Hollywood. where the city of angels just might
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  Speaker 2: be turning into the city of AIngels.
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  Speaker 4: Two of the biggest stars in the world, Brad Pitt
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  Speaker 4: and Tom Cruise, apparently duking it out on the roof
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  Speaker 4: of a skyscraper, but it's completely fake, digitally created with
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  Speaker 4: AI technology. It's the video that has Hollywood freaking out.
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  Speaker 2: You killed Jeffrey Epstein, you animal!
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  Speaker 5: He was a good man! Okay, this is crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I literally wrote a movie with that exact scene in it.
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  Speaker 5: Great minds.
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  Speaker 2: But I get why everyone in Hollywood is freaking out.
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  Speaker 1: This looked so real, right down.
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  Speaker 2: To the glimmer of hope in Tom Cruise's eyes that
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  Speaker 2: this stunt would finally be the one that kills him.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, some haters are worried that it's going to
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  Speaker 2: destroy the entire film industry and ruin countless lives along
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  Speaker 2: the way.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know what? That's what Hollywood gets for not
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  Speaker 1: casting me in Sinners.
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  Speaker 5: Michael B.
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  Speaker 1: Jordan gets to.
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  Speaker 2: Be two people, and I can't even be in one
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  Speaker 2: of the many cunnilingus scenes?
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  Speaker 5: Make that make sense! But if you.
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  Speaker 2: Can't make it in Hollywood, you can always fall back
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  Speaker 2: on your second dream job.
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  Speaker 10: Waymo has come up with a low-tech solution for a
• 7:19
  Speaker 10: high-tech problem. Customers are leaving doors open after exiting the
• 7:23
  Speaker 10: self-driving vehicles, making them inoperable. Waymo is now paying nearby
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  Speaker 10: door dashers to shut the open doors so the driverless
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  Speaker 10: cars can pick up their next passenger.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's just like they say, when God closes a door,
• 7:39
  Speaker 2: he can make six bucks on DoorDash.
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  Speaker 5: Look how awesome this is.
• 7:45
  Speaker 2: Most people are stuck in an office all day, but you,
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  Speaker 2: you get to drive around hunting for open car doors.
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  Speaker 5: And if you.
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  Speaker 1: Close enough of them, you get to eat dinner.
• 7:56
  Speaker 5: The future is amazing.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be great at this job. I love closing things, gates, trunks, coffins.
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: I don't care if the funeral is open casket, your
• 8:07
  Speaker 1: grandma is busted.
• 8:11
  Speaker 2: Moving on, because it's time for tonight's study that makes
• 8:14
  Speaker 2: you go, hmm. Tonight's study is all about this.
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  Speaker 5: Dancing!
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  Speaker 11: Do you wonder why some guys light up the dance
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  Speaker 11: floor while others look like they're swatting invisible flies? Science
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  Speaker 11: may have the answer. In a study by Northumbria University,
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  Speaker 11: volunteers danced for 30 seconds while motion sensors tracked every move.
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  Speaker 11: They were later turned into faceless 3D avatars to allow
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  Speaker 11: women to rank their routines. Men rated as good dancers
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  Speaker 11: showed more variety in upper body movement, while repetitive moves
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  Speaker 11: and stiff twisting scored near the bottom.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks to this cutting edge tech, scientists have confirmed what
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  Speaker 2: we already suspected. Women love men having seizures. My cousin
• 9:02
  Speaker 2: has epilepsy and he is drowning in pussy. And this
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  Speaker 2: data is very useful because now we know if you're
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  Speaker 2: a good dancer and can't.
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  Speaker 1: Get a date, you ugly brother.
• 9:16
  Speaker 2: Of course, you can't just dance to attract women. You
• 9:20
  Speaker 2: need to have the perfect pickup line as well. Luckily,
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  Speaker 2: I know just the one.
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  Speaker 5: You killed Jeffrey Epstein, you animal! He was a good man!
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: Uh, yeah. That's a panty dropper.
• 9:35
  Speaker 2: And speaking of underwear, if you, like me, love putting
• 9:39
  Speaker 2: gadgets in all the wrong places, have I got a
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: Tekken product for you.
• 9:45
  Speaker 12: Researchers are looking for volunteers to put on a new
• 9:48
  Speaker 12: type of smart underwear designed to track human flatulence and
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  Speaker 12: also stress test them.
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  Speaker 13: University of Maryland scientists say that the garment has a
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  Speaker 13: snap-in device which acts like a glucosamine monitor but for
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  Speaker 13: intestinal gas and it says that it could open the
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  Speaker 13: door to measuring gut microbiome metabolism.
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  Speaker 5: Smell that.
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  Speaker 2: That is the smell of innovation. And falafel, sorry. But
• 10:17
  Speaker 2: I love this product. Finally a way for health nuts
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  Speaker 2: to get in their 10,000 farts a day. Heck, I
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: think I'll get two. One for the back and one
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: to track my cooter tooters. I swear, when those two
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  Speaker 2: get to yapping, I'm like, you.
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: Gals should start a podcast.
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  Speaker 2: So what have we learned from this data so far?
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  Speaker 14: Previous studies asked people to estimate and they guessed between
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  Speaker 14: 10 to 15 times a day.
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  Speaker 3: Early testing has revealed something interesting. We found that people
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  Speaker 3: farted an average of 32 times per day.
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  Speaker 2: The average person farts 32 times a day?
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  Speaker 1: Imagine if you're an above average person.
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  Speaker 2: Like, Beyonce must be farting 6,000 times a day.
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: What a lucky horse. Now, I know what you're thinking.
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  Speaker 1: I must be part of this study.
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  Speaker 2: Well, bad news, because due to overwhelming demand, enrollment in
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  Speaker 2: the fart-tracking study is currently paused. But lucky for you,
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  Speaker 2: I'm conducting my own study. All you have to do
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  Speaker 2: is email me every time you fart at thecolorpurple29 at gracecountsfarts.com.
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  Speaker 5: Well, that's all.
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  Speaker 1: For this edition of Tech Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Tune in next time when we debate which one of
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: these pictures.
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  Speaker 5: Has a motorcycle in it.
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  Speaker 1: If I get this wrong, it's over for me.
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  Speaker 2: What's up, tech bags?
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  Speaker 1: I'm Grace Kuhlenschmidt, aka Go Go.
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  Speaker 2: Gadget Grace, or as my brothers like to call me,
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: C3 Pee My Bed.
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  Speaker 5: Love you, Pete and Alejandro. Anyway, this is Tech Yeah.
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: Where I tell CPU all about the biggest stories in tech.
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: I just got back from the Consumer Electronics Show in
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: Las Vegas, and it's true what they say.
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: Especially when you lose your fingertip in a robot's e-gina. Ouch!
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, hurts so good.
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: This year, CES was all about products designed to make
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: our lives easier. For example, we're all so tired of
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: listening to music with our ears. But good news, now
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: you can do it with your teeth.
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: Check out Lollipop Star.
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  Speaker 14: It's candy that plays.
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  Speaker 12: A song when you put it in your mouth.
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  Speaker 14: I can hear someone singing and like music.
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  Speaker 1: It just sounds like I'm listening to an mp3.
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  Speaker 14: It uses bone conduction technology so only you.
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  Speaker 12: Can hear it.
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  Speaker 14: There are truly voices in your head now with this lollipop.
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: More voices in my head?
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: That makes it a baker's dozen.
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  Speaker 5: In tech, incredible.
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: I'm so tired of headphones that don't feature bone conduction.
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  Speaker 2: And just so you know, the music lollipop doesn't work
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: in your butt.
• 13:26
  Speaker 5: A little heads up would have been nice. Moving on, CES.
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: Didn't just introduce us to cavity-causing music.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: It also showed us the tech and future of haircuts.
• 13:38
  Speaker 14: Lide is the world's first smart hair clipper that doesn't
• 13:42
  Speaker 14: need snap-on plastic guards. Instead, it uses an auto-fit blade
• 13:46
  Speaker 14: system that automatically adjusts the cutting length as you move
• 13:50
  Speaker 14: it around your head. The goal is to make anyone
• 13:53
  Speaker 14: an instant barber, but the company did admit that cutting
• 13:56
  Speaker 14: the sides is easier than the back.
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  Speaker 5: Heck yes!
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: I've always wanted the same haircut as an abused Barbie doll.
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: And the best part is no more going to the
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: barber and accidentally drinking that blue water because I thought
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: it was Gatorade. But the tech at CES isn't just
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: for making our lives easier.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: This year, it also showed us the AI of the tiger.
• 14:23
  Speaker 14: Robots were everywhere at CES 2026. There were robots that dance.
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  Speaker 14: We saw robots fighting humans.
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  Speaker 8: At CES 2026, Unitri is letting people kick the absolute
• 14:34
  Speaker 8: crap out of their robots.
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  Speaker 5: They're actually, like, tough!
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  Speaker 10: Well, I think he's done for us.
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  Speaker 5: Hell yes!
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  Speaker 1: I was just thinking, I'd love to beat.
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  Speaker 2: Up a small child, but without having to feel too
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: bad about it. And if you love this video, good news,
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  Speaker 2: because this robot has already agreed to fight Jake Paul.
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  Speaker 5: I can't wait!
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  Speaker 2: A brainless hunk of spare parts versus a cute little robot.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go!
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: Moving on.
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  Speaker 2: Not all the robots at CES wanted to knock us
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: out with their fists. Some just wanted to knock us
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: out with their brains.
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  Speaker 1: This is Aria Vision.
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  Speaker 6: She is the very first robot being unveiled today with
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  Speaker 6: who she can actually see you. She could look at you.
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  Speaker 6: She could tell you what you're wearing.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, she can tell you what you're wearing?
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  Speaker 11: Incredible!
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  Speaker 1: I can't tell you how many times I've been dying to.
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  Speaker 5: Know what I am wearing! Eat shit, mirrors!
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: Now, I know what you're wondering. Is there a robot
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  Speaker 1: that doesn't look like Pippi Longstocking survived a fire?
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  Speaker 5: Wish granted.
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  Speaker 6: I also want you to meet Aria and David over here.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, Aria.
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  Speaker 6: How are you doing today? How are you today, Aria?
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  Speaker 2: Hi.
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  Speaker 6: She's saying hello. What are you doing today at the CES?
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  Speaker 6: Do you want to?
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  Speaker 1: Is it on mute? Hello, beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: Did it hurt when you fell off the assembly line
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  Speaker 2: at a Shandong warehouse?
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, this is pecking awesome.
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  Speaker 2: A robot that is so depressed, it can't even talk.
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  Speaker 2: She reminds me of my mom. And did you notice, David, judging.
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  Speaker 1: By that sculpted face, I can already tell he's going
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: to be an absolute diva in the Fire Island house.
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  Speaker 2: All in all, I'm certifying Aria and David as tilfs.
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  Speaker 2: Technology I'd like to focus my attention on.
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  Speaker 5: And.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: Well, that's all the time we have for Tech Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Tune in next time where I'll show you how to
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: avoid dropping your phone in the toilet by shitting in
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: your yard. What's up, my techno nerds?
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: I'm Grace Kuhlenschmidt, a.k.a. Kuhlintech, a.k.a. Gracie Gizmos, a.k.a. Lil
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Wire Fraud.
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  Speaker 2: This is Tech Yeah, where I tell CPU all about.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: The biggest stories in tech. And to our future robot
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: overlords watching, I say.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Ba-da-ba-bee, ba-ba-ba-da-bo, ba-da-ba-ba-da-bo. I can say that because I slept
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: with one robot. But let's hop into warp speed and
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: fly over to Russia for the release of a robot
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  Speaker 2: that'll blow your tech in mind.
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  Speaker 3: Russia's first humanoid AI robot made its debut in Moscow
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  Speaker 3: this week, and it definitely did not go as planned.
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  Speaker 5: That's so tech and cool.
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  Speaker 1: Finally, a robot that feels like a real person. Because
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: I also have a drinking problem.
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  Speaker 2: And it's not the robot's fault he fell. He took
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: 27 shots of machine oil.
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  Speaker 5: You should see.
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  Speaker 1: Me after three. I'm literally in the.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: Hospital bi-monthly because the human body cannot handle machine oil.
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  Speaker 1: I was in a coma for weeks.
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  Speaker 5: And for all the.
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  Speaker 2: People worried about robots taking our jobs, relax! For every
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: job this robot takes, they have to hire two guys
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  Speaker 2: to pick it.
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  Speaker 5: Up off the ground. Sometimes I get.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: Sad that I'll miss out on the robots taking over
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  Speaker 2: our planet. But good news, here's something that'll keep us
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: technophiles alive.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: For techin' ever.
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: A tech company offering an app that allows you to
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: keep a grandparent or other loved one alive for generations.
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: To create a digital granny, you record three minutes of
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: video while they are still alive.
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  Speaker 1: The AI app copies their image, mannerisms, and voice.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Charlie.
• 19:21
  Speaker 15: How was school today?
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: It was really fun. I made this crazy shot in basketball.
• 19:25
  Speaker 15: I don't really care that much about basketball.
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  Speaker 2: Yes!
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  Speaker 5: This is awesome!
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: She tells me to shut.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Up about my interests just like a real grandma.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: I can't wait for my grandma to die so I
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: can turn her soul into data. And yeah. maybe you're
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: nervous to have grandma live on the same device you
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: watch porn on. But next time you're struggling to pick
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: a category, your grandma can chime in like, Grace, anime
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: MILFs with big naturals.
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  Speaker 1: Are a family tradition.
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  Speaker 5: Carry it on!
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Love you, Gigi.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: But the most beautiful part of this technology is that
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: it lets you say things to your dead relatives that
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: you regret not saying while they were alive. Like, I'm
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: sorry I unplugged your ventilator to charge my phone. And
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry I kept charging my phone so I could
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: post about you dying. And I'm sorry for deleting the
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: post after it didn't get enough likes.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: I just wish this technology was around a few years
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: ago so my grandpa could have attended my wedding.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: People said our love wouldn't last because she's a robot
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: and I'm white.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: But love conquers all.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: And finally, all this new technology is so techy and beautiful, it.
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: Makes me want to sing.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: But luckily, AI can do it for me.
• 21:06
  Speaker 15: He's a ruggedly handsome country singer with a strong voice
• 21:10
  Speaker 15: destined for stardom.
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: Ain't no.
• 21:16
  Speaker 15: Well, hold on to your cowboy hat. He's 100% all
• 21:21
  Speaker 15: AI generated. His name is Breaking Rust, and now his song,
• 21:25
  Speaker 15: Walk My Walk, is number one on Billboard's country digital
• 21:30
  Speaker 15: song sales chart.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: I am shocked a guy named Breaking Rust isn't real.
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: That makes him so much hotter.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: I've been throwing my panties at my computer just to
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: get his attention.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: This is exactly what country music is all about! Dirt roads,
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: blue jeans, and decimating the power grid of a small
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Midwestern town.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: Yee-haw!
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: And I know you're probably wondering, can this technology write
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: a song about anything?
• 22:01
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 22:02
  Speaker 8: Just how easy is it to create a song completely
• 22:05
  Speaker 8: generated by AI intelligence? What I'm going to do is
• 22:08
  Speaker 8: create a song about the TV show Inside Edition simply
• 22:12
  Speaker 8: by typing in here, make a song about the TV show,
• 22:16
  Speaker 8: Inside Edition.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: This is literally the song I make love to.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't believe how horny I am right now.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Now, I know some of you might be thinking, wow,
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: I do not like the idea of AI replacing human
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: creativity with digital slop.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: And that's a good point. But here's a counterpoint.
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: Inside Edition.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: All the time we have on Tech Yeah.
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: See you next time.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Where I'll teach you how to turn any car into
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: a driverless car by simply.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Letting go of the steering wheel.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: What's up to all my computer geeks, AI freaks, and
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: tech companies harvesting.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: My medical data? Can one of y'all tell your girl
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: why her stool's so pale? I'm Grace Kuhlenschmidt, and this.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Is Tech Yeah, where I tell CPU all about the
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: biggest stories in tech. Let's start our techscapade with pasta.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: It's Italian for noodles. I know when it comes to tech,
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: pasta might not be the first thing that comes to mind.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: But if you think gnocchi can't low-key be techy, you're macaroni.
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: The popular pasta sauce company Prego is joining.
• 23:55
  Speaker 6: The tech world by officially launching a.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: Device that sits on your table and records dinner conversations.
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: The connection keeper.
• 24:03
  Speaker 8: It will record your dinner chats and then you can
• 24:06
  Speaker 8: upload them to be preserved in the Library of Congress.
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: Mamma mia! That's a spicy listening device! Seriously, this is awesome.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: You know how at dinner your sister's always calling your
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: mom a dumb bitch? Now that will be forever preserved
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: in the Library of Congress's sauce aisle. I can't wait
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: to start using it. Although, full disclosure, I did drop
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: my Prego thingy into a boiling.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Pot of spaghetti sauce, but... No big deal.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: I brought it to the Prego Genius Bar, where an
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: old Italian woman chased me with a wooden spoon, going.
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: What's the matter, you? This is my house!
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Moving on, as I always say, you've heard of the
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: movie Snakes on a Plane.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Well, now it's a robot.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: You've heard of the movie Snakes on a Plane.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Well, now it's a robot.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: The humanoid named Bebop even had his own seat.
• 25:04
  Speaker 10: At first, everyone was delighted as the humanoid entertained them
• 25:08
  Speaker 10: before boarding the Southwest Airlines flight in Oakland. But when
• 25:11
  Speaker 10: he took his seat on the plane, the fun ended.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: Turns out his lithium battery was too big and had
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: to be removed, delaying the flight for an hour.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: What?
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: Delayed by an hour?
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: That's awesome.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: These flights are so expensive. You should get more time.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Personally, I don't care if this robot delays the flight
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: or if his battery's a fire hazard or that he
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: keeps trying.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: To kick through a window.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: If you don't want to sit next to a suicidal maniac,
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: then don't fly Southwest. But I will give them credit
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: for letting Bebop board the plane before everyone else. Listen,
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: military veterans deserve our respect. Just not as much respect
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: as dancing robots. Of course robots aren't just flying the
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: friendly skies, they're also driving the unfriendly grounds.
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: Delivery robots have been making an appearance in cities across
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: the country, but a man from New Jersey was injured
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: in an.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Accident with one.
• 26:13
  Speaker 12: Sarah Ahern saw a food delivery robot pull into this
• 26:17
  Speaker 12: street in Jersey City, directly into the path of a
• 26:20
  Speaker 12: man on a bicycle.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: I saw him go through the intersection and the next
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: thing I saw he was in the air.
• 26:25
  Speaker 12: She says the cyclist came crashing to the pavement. while
• 26:28
  Speaker 12: the robot tried to drive off.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: In Tech Incredible, robots can flee a crime scene just
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: like us.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: And good luck giving the robot the electric chair.
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: They went to high school together!
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: But these minor incidents are just the cost of the progress.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Imagine the world we'll soon be living in. An AI
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: assistant orders you lunch. Within minutes, a delivery robot is
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: at your doorstep, covered in cyclist blood.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: You answer the door in nothing but a towel and
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: invite the robot in. But oh no, you don't have
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: any cash on you.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: You ask the robot if there's another way you can
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: pay for your pizza.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: And the robot says no and drives off. Wow, that's hot.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Now, speaking of desire, this next robot just gave up
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: all its earthly ones.
• 27:22
  Speaker 16: This is Gabby, who's just become the first robot monk
• 27:26
  Speaker 16: to be ordained at a Buddhist temple in South Korea.
• 27:29
  Speaker 16: At a ceremony in Seoul, he pledged to devote himself
• 27:32
  Speaker 16: to the faith.
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: How tech and cool.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Being a Buddhist monk is not an easy feat. You
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: need to be bald and have hands. And this fella
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: is doing both in a major way.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: And you know this robot will be a good robot
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: monk because if not, he'll be reincarnated as Guy Fieri's
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: colonoscopy camera. Now, not to toot my own horn, but
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: I've always known that robots wanted to be religious. But
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: you all said it was inappropriate to put a yarmulke
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: on my Roomba and call it a Joomba. Well, look
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: who's laughing now. Rivka, my Joomba while she watches Seinfeld.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: It's her culture.
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: Well, that's all for this edition of Tech Yeah.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Join us next time when I name drop a bunch
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: of products in the hopes I get some free stuff.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Kindle, MacBook, Pringles, haircuts.