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#316 We Don't HALF BBL the Same · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  What up? And welcome back to another episode of that We Don't Smoke the
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  Same podcast. Thank you so much for being patient and sorry for being a
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  little bit fashionably late spill whiskey on my laptop um prior to us starting.
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  But surprisingly, a chrome book is more has more resistance towards liquid than uh
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  than h What is it an Apple? I mean your Apple laptop, your
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  PC? Well no, no, no, this isn't an Apple the Apple
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  want to keep at home. That's tight because it's fried. This is a
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  Chrome book. I wasn't gonna risk it out. I wasn't gonna risk it
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  all. This is like a four hundred dollar computer, a three hundred dollar
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  computer if that. But now it's typing by itself, which is kind of
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  cool. But it just keeps typing the letter P over and over again.
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  But I don't know. I figured it'll be dry soon, I mean eventually.
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  But welcome everybody in the chat room, So loot everybody that's up in
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  here. Thank you for being for being patient. Thank you everybody who has
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  been supportive on Patreon. I appreciate every single one of you guys who has
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  been subscribing on there. You guys made it to eighty tiers, so I
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  will be punching the bread. So I gotta I gotta figure out what when
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  is going to be the appropriate time to go in there and flatten out some
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  of this bread, because I do feel like I do feel now that they're
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  watching me now more than ever. Not that there's anything's happened, but you
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  know, but yeah, salute to you guys. Across from me is my
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  co host XG. What's up dog? How was Wednesday? You guys kill
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  it? Oh? Yeah, you weren't here? Was it? Good show?
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  Yeah? It was great, positive show. Figured had positive Cairo here?
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  Yeah? Great. What'd you do yesterday? You go to immigration?
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  I got. I passed through immigration on the way to San Diego, which
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  is always scary as a pie hut. But now I was in San Diego.
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  Shout out to that went out. I did some new jokes. They
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  fucking slapped, so I was pretty cool. It was cool. The drive
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  was horrible. Dot I drove. He said, you had to go do
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  some shit with your mom. Yeah, in the morning, I didn't go
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  pick her up at the airport Ontario, and then I didn't had to George's
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  to like, so I drove all day long. My back hurts. Bro.
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  That's the only reason you were allowed to go home, because you drove.
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  But the cool part was the store paid me. I got a little,
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  nice little check under my name. Anybody couldn't writing you that check.
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  I know, but to me, it's like it's way better than when George
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  pays me, because usually George pays me. Usually they paid George and then
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  George will be like here full and they paid George and then George takes a
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  little off top. Yeah, And this time it was just like he featured
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  who's your feature? And I was like, I'm the feature, Like who's
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  your name? I was like, I was like the one on stage or
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  the one I'm gonna give you for the fucking bank, Like for the bank.
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  I was like okay, and then I fucking that would happen, and
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  I was sure. I don't know. It was pretty cool to get a
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  check. I've got like once or twice I've got a check from a comedy
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  place. But I was like, all right, cool print that store.
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  Have you ever been to the Loya comedy Store? Like porches everywhere Mercedes or
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  they're serving wine. At that comedy store, there's only one room. It's
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  very smart. It's a whole different experience. It's a trip, but it
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  was fun, good time. How come they know? How come they don't
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  take you to the Comedy Store here to go on stage full because that's just
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  packed. It's been a while since I did the fucking since I did the
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  La Comedy Comedy Room. Is it the same people? Is it the same
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  franchise? The runs it? Uh? I don't really know. I really
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  did ask questions, but they're like, Mitchie, it looks the same.
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  It looks the same. They got people's names on the wall, mitchi shores
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  all over the place. It's got the same vibe. It's just it's one
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  room, just one room, seats two hundred, I don't know, just
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  a different field. But it was cool. It's cool to perform that.
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  It's fun. Shout out to every that came out. Cool. Um,
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  what's going on? Ray, what's going on with you? What's up people?
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  Good Thursday, good evening? You got yall? Well you got some
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  new stuff that you uh, you know you're getting your merch popping, So
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  you got your new merch in hand. I delivered it today, yes,
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  sir about it? Yeah, when I saw it this morning, it was
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  fucking great to see it in person live and and very impressed by um pins
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  by Brian aka han Cholo Ka. Brian got the high Hungry splatter pin for
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  your hat or for your suit or for whatever the hell you want. Looks
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  great. Also got a hat to the La film hand. That's you know
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  what I'm working on currently. I stick out other like things to put into
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  the universe. But everything that's that I just mentioned will be sold on my
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  website next week. It'll be running by then. You have your site name
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  already. Yeah, it's just some morning shop films dot co. Oh there
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  you go, Yeah, you go next week and also joining us what is
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  it? Uh? Not not working on them trucks? But is it?
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  Uh? What's up Toppy? Yo? What up? Everybody? Been a
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  minute? Yeah, it has been a minute. You've been. You got
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  a new job. Congrats, Yeah, thank you, thank you. Shut
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  out to my boy you're breaking up. You got to stay for the mic.
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  Shout out to my boy out there and shit, you know, yeah,
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  I mean we're you get you. You have like quite a variety when
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  it comes to jobs though, like yeah, yeah, like you you work
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  so many different things. But it looks now that you finally found something that's
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  kind of like stable, not stable, but like you know, kind of
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  like something where I'm like, all right, this was not he's not jumping
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  around right now? You know I'm not liking a trap. Yeah, yeah,
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  you're not. You don't have to. I don't feel like you have
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  to worry about the cops coming inside anytime. So yeah, and never never
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  there Have you ever worked at a place where you're a day dread of anything
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  happening to you? No, I stay I stay away from anything that can
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  give me what do you mean, fullest food lives in California? No,
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  but I mean it's different when you work somewhere like if you work at a
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  trap place? Can you work at I've been offered to go to like you
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  know, your homies, you don't meet some homies and like you want to
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  go do the grow up? It's two hundred a day. Nope, that
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  next thing, you know, I'm there trimming and for some reason, is
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  that day that they get raided. And guess who's getting deported for two hundred
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  bucks a day? That's what's gonna happen. They're not gonna just let you
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  go and be like, oh, let me see this they're gonn run because
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  they're gonna run your paper. They're not just gonna ask you for an ide
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  when they when they go into like a bus like that, I don't think
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  that. I don't think the trimmer's in or anybody who's doing that kind of
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  stuff. It gets deported now maybe, but I'm talking like maybe ten years
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  ago when I turned eighteen. I remember I got offered to go do a
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  trimming job, and I was it was it was you know how, you're
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  like young at the time. You're like two hundred bucks for the day.
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  Sounds great because you're making shit. I thought about it, but I'm like,
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  full worst case scenarios. The raid happens, they run everybody's information because
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  they're gonna try to find out who's who. They're not just gonna just just
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  gonna okay, you're trimming Kataban. Nah, you're gonna go. They're gonna
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  process you. I'm not saying you're gonna do time. They're gonna figure out
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  you're one of the slums, you're one of the other people at the bottom.
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  But there if you're fucking round, if you're a by So I don't
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  think they're gonna last a long. What they feel like they would have traded
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  you into the sex trade the cartel. I would have just traded it,
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  be like, well this makes a good transvestite. You brought that shit up.
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  So did you see the remember the black people that got caught up over
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  there and tej that was fucked up? Do you know what they were had
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  to make them do? Yeah? Yeah, did you hear about that?
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  Right now? Teach me? Enlightened me? Tell them, mister? Yeah?
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  Please? What was it called blogs? Nor? What was it called
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  that you were the one on it? Yeah, you taught yeah, you
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  get it was called blow then articles, a narco blog or something like that.
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  But basically, so this would happened. I guess these fools went on
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  a CNN like a CNN show like like sixteen minutes, yeah, like Andesty
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  Cooper type ship. They went on there to talk about getting kidnapped by the
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  cartel, and they were talking about how their two homies died. The ones
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  that died they were brothers and sisters. Food like they were already said they
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  have the same last name. They Okay, I thought they were trying to
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  play that, but I guess those like to kill the two other fools and
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  then the cartel kept them like kind of like hostages for a little bit,
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  and when they found out that they were brothers and sisters, they wanted these
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  fools to bone in front of them dog yeah, like like why do you
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  want Like that's some psycholical shit. They just want to see siblings bone,
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  and they obviously like how you can they have to give you a baya gro
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  like unless you're a creep too, Like no, I think they just they
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  like that foods. I saw the interview. He the guy said that once
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  he found out that they were related, they were just like they were for
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  their entertainment. They were just like, oh, fuck, hurt, fuck
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  your sister or whatever it was. And they were pointing the guns at him
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  to do it type shit. And so like these fools were getting they had
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  to get to a point where he was undressed and all this ship and then
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  he's like he's like pretty much begging these foods to like not do it.
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  And then I think like they got a car or something like that and they
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  left these foods. But when they came back, they were just like,
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  we're gonna have to release you guys. We just don't know why, where
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  and how, Because they got the call. I guess they got the call
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  from the higher else they're like, are you guys stupid? Why the fuck
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  are you guys killing random Americans? You know what cartels doing shit like that?
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  Or is this still chop outsing? So word on the street was it
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  was like, so they wanted to go get some products shit like that,
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  Like why are you glorifying cartels when shit like this is going down? Dude,
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  I mean, who's really glorifying them? No, Like, you know,
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  free this guy, free that guy? And I'm like, dude,
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  why, like, yeah, what they do? They're still still when people
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  have when no see, I don't agree free chop I also don't agree like
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  when when people have free the homie, what did the homie do? Not
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  the first one to say that. We've all said that, what let me,
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  what did the homie do before we free anybody? I do agree with
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  that sense sometimes, like whenever you see, like if I see somebody with
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  like numbers tatted on their face talking about free somebody else, I'm just like,
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  you just didn't get caught, huh yeah, yeah, yeah, you're
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  out here yelling because like you're just just as bad. Free the homie.
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  He just killed twenty people though, Yeah, that's like that's San Bernardino Activities.
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  Free the homie. He shot up five vendors of the sash, but
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  free him, but free him. It's okay, Yeah, it's okay.
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  And he hit a grandma. Well he's had it. Yeah, that's crazy,
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  bro. I don't know. I don't know. That's that's wild Ship
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  the cartel out. They're trying to make siblings. Fuck, they've been watching
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  too much porn hub. It's porn hub. I believe this on porl hub
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  Dog it's porn Hubb. Everything fucks sis, stepsister, stepsister, this step
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  brother to that. They're like really trying to make it happen out there,
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  like, hey, you gotta fuck your sisters. It's it's porn Hubb.
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  The same in Mexico. Like is that even an international thing? Because like
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  I didn't check it in Japan, but I should have. This is what
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  the like, just to see what the fuck's up. I see if everything
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  website like porn hub can be accessed by and you were in the world,
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  I'm yeah, but if I access it in Japan, is it gonna be
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  in Japanese? I don't know. I mean, you typed in Google when
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  you went to Google and you typed in whatever the fuck you typed in?
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  What came up? Are you typed in McDonald's. It was Japanese and I
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  had to translate to English. Mine was you should have done porn. I
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  can't believe you didn't. Like I mean, I know you have a girl,
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  you don't need it, but you would have would have been like I
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  mean, but the curiosity would have got me to I would have been like,
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  yo, I heard the like fucking squid out. Where the fuck would
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  you live in on those poor if you're in Tokyo though, like well,
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  I mean, just to see the like if I'm back in the hotel room
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  and I'm just taking my shoes off, like that was a great day of
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  shopping, Babe, she's taking a shower. Let me just go and look
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  at porno real quick and see what the fun's over here. Not gonna masturbate
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  to it. I'm gonna give me the same ship. I mean, no,
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  it's probably different, brother. Probably what if you're into like Harry pussies
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  or like squid technacles and ship and then you know what the other thing,
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  why would you be in looking I'm not saying I'm in saying that, But
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  it just gotta be something different about it, bro, Like he's on it.
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  And you know how you love your little bathrooms with all that privacy.
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  Yeah, how often did people drag off in there? I'm pretty sure it
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  happened. Of course, you can't have that in the United States, Bro,
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  Now there'd be people in there doing that. People would get them a
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  listed in there. Restrooms yet like they just like the all shutdown restroom.
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  I honestly think, I honestly think the reason we probably don't have them is
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  because Americans can't handle the responsibility of having a shut off bathroom. That would
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  be atrocities going on in those bathrooms because there's a lot of six six people
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  out here, something for sure would be slamming up in that bitch. Americans
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  can't handle a lot of things. Americans can't handle a lot of freedom,
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  bro. People we like to fucking cry about it all the fucking time,
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  talk about red, white and blue and all freedom, But we can't handle
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  all the fucking freedom giving to us. Bro. Know which one they can't
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  handle that blows my mind? It's gun control. No one, that was
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  hard. That one's hard. I'm not gonna say it's easy, but The
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  one that blows my mind is drinking at the beach. Because one person likes
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  to get drunk and drowned, none of us can do it. Yeah,
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  that's literally the rule. It's because don't they will drink. Yeah, die,
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  I don't give a fuck. You get drunk and you drowned. Oh
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  fucking well, that's that's the fun. Because you're an idiot. That doesn't
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  mean I should have on the beer. What if what if we just what
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  if they just have a sign that said, if you're drinking and you choose
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  to drive, you choose to fucking uh go in the water. The lifeguard
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  is gonna laugh, He is not gonna save you. You shouldn't. Yeah,
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  Like, I think that would be very serious. Like it's a little
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  bit extreme, but I think that's how you fix stupidity. Yea. Well,
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  like if you if you tell people are like, hey, this building
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  is where people get themselves light out, they lacked themselves on fire and burn
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  the death Iventually there's still be adiots and they're front be like, well I'm
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  not you know, like, should there be like a gang of adiens?
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  Bro for real? There would be so many fucking idiots. How about well,
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  look just be death. They should let us sleeve smoke weed at the
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  beach, you know, I mean you've seen it. You've seen those Mexico
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  videos where people be like in cancoon and they're at the beach and some guys
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  start shaking their head. That's literally at the beach. That don't happen here.
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  You gotta go to Sharky's. You gotta go to a restaurant and establishment
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  that's closed off to have your beer or have your drink. Then you have
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  to establishment. They charges sixty two dollars for a big gass jar, exactly
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  right. Why can't it be at the beach and it should be on the
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  sand. I don't understand why they can't be. I can't have a drink
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  on and if I do, I have to have a red cup in the
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  cop life in Mexico is tough, dog, So that shit is fucked up,
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  dog like you know what I found out, like like a pencils worth
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  like vices bood is it chance food, like for every hundred, for every
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  hundred dollars, for every hundred dollars ten dollars. I know, but a
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  basel like itself is worth five fucking cents, bro. That's pretty sad.
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  We don't even have a five cent nickel. Yeah, like it used to
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  be worth a lot more, but because where it's backed up or like whatever
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  it is, it's crazy. Eighteen pencils is a dollar, yeah for a
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  hundred it's one hundred and eighty dollars bucks. Everybody's talking about what about Mexico.
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  Joins brick Mexico bricks don't want Mexico, And they're like, straight up,
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  they don't want Mexico. Let's just continue to buy the coke off you
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  guys, but they don't want your economy. Bro. No, no,
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  no, I'm kind of now I'm with us. Or you know how much
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  every bigcoins works. He isn't going back up thirty thousand, but it's not
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  fucking five cents, damn. See and then see see the only reason,
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  the only way that's gonna work. And Alsavador is the president knew what the
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  fuck was up. He's like, hey, man, in order for people
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  to start spending bitcoin and start having computers in their house and knowing what the
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  fuck about this shit, we gotta eliminate all these matas and this fucking guy
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  that he was like, let's put these fools all in jail. Obviously,
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  we give him sentences, they don't listen, and now he has like the
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  world's biggest jail. That's crazy to have the world's biggest jail. I'm over
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  here. I was like, damn, how is it the smallest country South
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  America's teaching the rest of you fools, Like like, yeah, I just
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  don't get that role, like yet to see the lessons so far, dude.
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  The ship is fucking popping out there, you know, like it officially
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  made the list of countries that are allowed for you to travel on vacations too,
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  because it's become safer. I'm like that there's no countries all I don't
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  that have been listed under trail what is it travel or whatever? I don't
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  know one of those travel website travel Advisor, that lets you know we are
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  now on the list of places that are cool to travel too. You know
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  how good that feels. We may not be in the World Cup, bitch,
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  but yeah, but I might even go back and started embracing myself with
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  Ori inside. Like, guys, the North American Union will form with the
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  central currency called the amarrow. We're moving toward a new world order. I'll
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  funk with the Amaro showing up to Japan be like, yeah, I don't
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  know about them dollars. No, I don't think I've got nothing to do
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  with Japan though I'm saying, but showing up, I will show up with
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  a merrow, will be like, you guys to take a merrow here?
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  You know jeffee. Mexico can't do the safe thing because the United States won't
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  let it. How else are we gonna get the drugs here? Hey,
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  you know what's crazy? You gotta do what Canada does. I can't.
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  I actually want to go back to Canada because I would feel safe in Canada
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  trying their legal cocaine. Like if I were to go to Call, if
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  I were to go to in Canada, in Vancouver, there is a place,
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  there's a lad that is legal by the government where they have made legal
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  cocaine, And if I would, I'm home for like justin Trudeau, for
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  the elite. I highly doubt you can fucking buy it, bro, you
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  can fucking buy it. I don't know the statistics the details to it,
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  but you can buy it in this city in Canada. It's a legal thing.
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  And honestly, like I would, I would try cocaine if it was
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  legal like that, Like out there, I'd be like, you know what,
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  fucking let me get an eight ball. Let's what's up with this coke?
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  Right here? Naive Bocal, the four year old president of a solidor,
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  is quickly becoming land America's first millennial dictator. On May first, twenty
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  twenty one, Boukala and his supporters in the legislature fired the country's top persecutor
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  and highest car before packing both institutious with loyalists. He does got fucking dictator,
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  he real dog. But you gotta clean hot clean out. Yeah,
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  I don't even know you gotta do. Why the fuck do I hate?
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  What the like? Bro? Why the fuck do I want last year's lego
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  set? I need this year's lego sat bro't yea with the current characters and
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  the people that are up to date and the people they go, they are
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  gonna be in my vision. That's the fucking problem with some of the America
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  out here that you got. Some of the old lego pieces don't fit into
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  this puzzle. And then these fools are all like, hold on, we
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  got some breads, but we're Team Blue over here, and we're just like,
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  bro, clean house fire, everybody? Fuck what everybody else thinks,
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  what what did he say? See kidding, thump all those homies, Magna
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  blue bootta, you gotta clear the swamp when the cald Trump, you gotta
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  clear it out the swamp. I would be America starting there like a swamp
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  though, the whole place, every every government like we got we got invested
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  with alligator. Yeah, the whole place like this, like it used to
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  be clear water, but there's gators there. You swim, you know,
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  you don't want to swim in that government. You will be you will die,
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  You'll get eating the light. Yeah, you'll get. Jeffrey Epstein,
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  after many accusations that he was concentrated power, changed his Twitter bio to the
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  coolest dictator in the world. Yeah, bro let him. According to the
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  New Yorkers, Yeah, bro fuck him that he's doing the best thing.
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  It's like, you guys think I'm this fuck him? Like what was like?
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  What was one thing they were talking about? He was like people,
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  don't people think that sofwador is not becoming the best place to go visit.
• 19:18
  He was like, keep fucking posts. It's like, come to a softwadoor.
• 19:22
  We don't have no problem with fanton. Know. I was just like,
• 19:25
  damn, that's a big fuck you to the rest of the nations right
• 19:26
  there. He's like, hey, no one else, it's only America.
• 19:30
  You gotta put fanton on fools and either rehab and if I saw the nastiest
• 19:34
  clip today, bro, god, I I unfollowed the fucking page. Bro.
• 19:41
  I had to go and follow the page because I'm like, I can't
• 19:42
  look at this shit no more. It's like it's like a page. It's
• 19:45
  harder than software. Underbelly their way and they don't go out, there's our
• 19:49
  YouTube, but like this fool is is he's going to like the grimy,
• 19:55
  like the cist, like he's showing you people's fools, like he didn't know
• 19:59
  I think I know. Stayed a video of somebody with their foot with an
• 20:03
  open infection of maggots coming out full stop yeah and leaving animal like he poked
• 20:08
  it with a stick and the maggot fell on the floor and started wiggily and
• 20:11
  and he had like it's half of fun out here, and it was fucking
• 20:17
  I remember, like I literally was like, I fucked with you dog in
• 20:21
  this page, and I get it you you reached out to me like no,
• 20:25
  it was that bro, It's like, you know when somebody does heroin
• 20:27
  and they get an infective tissue, and you know how they start picking at
• 20:30
  it and it starts rottening. That fool has to get his leg amputated.
• 20:33
  Bro. It was this fit was fucking nasty. Bro. He poked it
• 20:37
  with a stick while he was on camera and maggots came out. I literally
• 20:41
  almost threw up. I was up here, like send me the clip.
• 20:44
  You blocked him. I unfollowed him. We got that's going on, patron.
• 20:48
  Trust me, if you guys want to see the actual video, we're
• 20:51
  not gonna let you know where he put in. The two people in the
• 20:52
  chat room already fucking no, tell us when the street, tell us when
• 20:56
  the street is the page. Damn, I've never fool this food. Had
• 21:00
  this one lady who was like she was pregnant with the fucking a beat boffo
• 21:04
  and hitting it just like saying like, yeah, it's the second baby,
• 21:07
  I might lose it. I don't care. She's like, but she's far
• 21:11
  along it. Tell us from the street, right, yeah, tell us
• 21:12
  from the street. That's the one. You can't go to jail for that.
• 21:15
  Well, he goes all over, He goes No, you can't.
• 21:19
  You can't go to jail for doing tweaks. No, you can't even know.
• 21:22
  You know, you can't get in trouble for doing drugs, right,
• 21:26
  Well, I know they have to sell you liquor. I know that,
• 21:30
  but yeah, I know, but you can't get in trouble. Hold on
• 21:33
  the different things. But crime is not doing the nugs. No, you
• 21:37
  can't get in trouble for doing drugs. But for you to have possession of
• 21:41
  the drug it's illegal, But for you to be on the drug and doing
• 21:45
  the drug, it's not illegal. Yeah, Like like if like the well
• 21:48
  you're saying and all that, Like they have to sell your liquor. Yeah,
• 21:49
  they have to sell you looking no matter what, you can look nine
• 21:52
  months pregnant. That have to tell you look at that, and they can't
• 21:55
  tell you nothing. Drinking. There's a huge difference team watching a pregnant ship
• 21:57
  drink some wine and watching a Yeah see what I mean, I would almost
• 22:02
  punch. Yeah. I want about my sisters. You see a pregnant Jake,
• 22:06
  I see him can't refuse alcohol. She owns a liquor. So she's
• 22:10
  like I feel bad at times, you know, because it's like this bitch
• 22:11
  is like sauce the fuck up, like on her fucking probably ninth third pack
• 22:15
  of fucking like bud Light or nat like Wiser whatever, like cheap beers,
• 22:19
  like coming bikes, Yeah, San Bernardino's best beer. Yeah that, or
• 22:23
  like fucking King Cobra. She's like that, they're just going back to King
• 22:26
  Kraber's back and back to or buy those dollars shots fucking like all day.
• 22:30
  She said, it is being changed like that. She feels sorry. She's
• 22:33
  like, I can't say no to it. You can't, like, you
• 22:34
  can't. Yeah, it's illegal, Like it's like discrimination. You know who
• 22:38
  else you have to sell liquor, like a handicapped retard? Yeah you have
• 22:42
  to Amando, You're not they're they're twenty one. You have to sell them
• 22:47
  liquors. Not your problem. What the fuck how they get? It's fucking
• 22:49
  crazy? Yeah, I mean, how would have somebody would down syndrome a
• 22:52
  fool? Speaking of speaking of downy, who saw that clip? I posted
• 22:56
  anybody who watches Ted ninety Jake, Like anybody, Now, you guys don't
• 23:00
  watch none of the fucking crazy uh shit, the people that that that I've
• 23:04
  seen through no jumper, but there's one food call enough sentence. Right,
• 23:07
  there's white there's one white blood. Ten nighty jake, right, he always
• 23:11
  been he gets the facts, bro, he gets the facts. Let's say
• 23:15
  more. They don't get shot over here. He's famous rapper. He'll get
• 23:18
  the police reporter. He'll be like police reports say he was a what is
• 23:22
  it, uh informant? You know what I mean or whatever it and he'll
• 23:26
  be like, I got it from sources. So there's just one fool a
• 23:29
  fucking uh ados or three audios. It's like a Puerto Rican gang or in
• 23:33
  the East coast. And then he was like, he was like, tonight
• 23:37
  we're gonna talk about a down syndrome killer who fucking joined the Treni Taios and
• 23:44
  he and he managed to show them how down he really was. And I
• 23:48
  fucking started dying, brocause I'm just I'm like, at first he was like,
• 23:53
  you know it literally said it like that. He's like, we're gonna
• 23:56
  be talking about a down syndrome gang member who fucking shot up people and cold
• 24:02
  blood and had to show the hood how down he really was. And I'm
• 24:07
  like, that's pretty down for a downcing food. His name was Smush.
• 24:10
  Yeah, this who's name was jumped. They jumped in the down syndrome.
• 24:14
  This woo's name was smush. Well, you don't have much of a piece
• 24:17
  of shit you have to be to jump someone in that's down syndrome was a
• 24:19
  killer though. Food like like this woe had bodies on him and nobody would
• 24:22
  ever respect it because it's like he's retarded for real. Like's like it's like
• 24:30
  magic sauce, like magic sauce. You didn't expect him to sell coke either,
• 24:34
  because he's a fucking paraplegic. You just don't expect it. You're like,
• 24:40
  no, this one's not selling coke. He just walks retarded. Yeah
• 24:42
  no he smush Smush. Can you play it right? I want to see
• 24:48
  Well you can't play No, wait the maggot thing. I want to see
• 24:52
  the man. Dude, don't patreon. You posted on patreon if you want
• 24:57
  that shit, don't right, that's what that's what the fuck's for? Close
• 25:03
  like a little kid like this like this is the food that has downced drone.
• 25:06
  Look, he looks different than all the other down syd drone pulls up
• 25:08
  dog, but he'll fuck will up m He looks like he'll fun will up.
• 25:14
  Oh yeah, dude, he looks like tough, retarded, tough tough,
• 25:19
  you know, like you know those nerve balls that have faces you kind
• 25:22
  of fucking squished with a little bit like it looks like the face stretch stretched
• 25:26
  out a little bit, kind of looks like that Jason twenty three. He
• 25:32
  said, say after he shot him, Dolly, would would you ever would
• 25:41
  you ever spend the night in like for some money, would you spend it?
• 25:45
  Would spend the night in staying the sylam? How much money? I
• 25:52
  say? Okay, not in instant this alam put the psych warder. Bro,
• 25:56
  I stay at the night there like a few times. Yeah, I
• 25:59
  know you have like yeah, I know, it's like but you could you're
• 26:03
  from scem Bernardino. It's like you've been from piece of shit. I'm sorry
• 26:08
  with Riverside, well somewhere in the fucking I E. Bro, I don't
• 26:11
  fucking know, all right, you were born in that hospital? What the
• 26:15
  fucking aliens were born at? Dog? I'd rather do you know? Do
• 26:18
  you know about that? Like? This is what this like? It might
• 26:22
  sound fucking stupid what he's about to tell you, bro, but I fact
• 26:27
  checked everything about it, and I was like everything checks out all right,
• 26:30
  you know, like fucking so pretty much where I was born at dog at
• 26:34
  the same time I was being fucking born. This bitch that fucking went there.
• 26:38
  I guess she got fucking cut up in all crazy somehow. And the
• 26:41
  bitch they are she like she was bleeding green, dog, green green.
• 26:48
  She was a mute and dog looking up on your computers, did you guys
• 26:53
  riverside right now? Dog? This might yeah, yeah, this will be
• 26:57
  a good this will be a good post for you. Oh what I mean?
• 27:00
  He was like general hospital. He was born, became out of nineteen
• 27:03
  ninety two. He was born at that same fucking day, that same fucking
• 27:07
  time. While this is while this bitch was being checked in food that was
• 27:11
  the most crazys shit. So at the same time that ship, it was
• 27:15
  the same time as the riots too, so this so this bitch went in
• 27:18
  there and like people didn't know it, and people that were where they were
• 27:22
  attending to her started to die one by one because they didn't know what what
• 27:26
  this bitch had inside of her. Was her name? Her name Gloria Ramirez.
• 27:30
  I think so I'm looking this ship up, I mean ninety four ninety
• 27:37
  two or ninety I was born in ninety two. They get on the micro
• 27:40
  simone it was born in ninety two, so check ninety two. Yeah,
• 27:42
  food and like this this bitch was like they didn't have no explanation. But
• 27:47
  the people that even were helping her, they all died from like an unknown
• 27:51
  sickness food because they got exposed to that green shit. She was bleeding,
• 27:56
  but she probably got like like gang bang by some aliens or something bro king
• 28:00
  be like otherwise, like how else? Like I don't even think there's like
• 28:07
  what like what would cause the human body to produce a green ooze? I
• 28:11
  don't know. Didn't you say like one of those STDs give you like pus
• 28:15
  or something? He puss is yellow though, bro, like puss is yellow
• 28:19
  and like it could be green. You're gonna know exactly who I'm talking about
• 28:23
  this. But he finally told me this crazy story. Have you ever heard
• 28:26
  of one hundred dollars party? I saw the video, Sammy, what the
• 28:30
  hell is that? Never heard? Never heard of a hundred dollars party.
• 28:33
  They're on craigs and straf up and the home. He went to a hundred
• 28:37
  dollars party to fucking orgy s bull shows up, dog, and you already
• 28:42
  know who I'm talking about. No, I don't who who who would go
• 28:45
  to one hundred one hundred an orgy party? Will would he this full fucking
• 28:52
  goals dog one hundred party? Because he told me. He's like, he's
• 28:56
  like yeah. I was like, what's the craziest thing you've done well?
• 28:57
  And he's like, oh, one time, Dog, I went to one
• 29:00
  hundred or one hundred dollars party. I was like, what is that?
• 29:03
  And he's like, it's an organ Yeah, it's a it's an orgy party.
• 29:07
  And I was like, where did you find this? Ship? I
• 29:08
  was like Craigslist and I was like, and you is this mega man?
• 29:11
  No, it's fucking Will and up and I was like and you went?
• 29:17
  And he's like yeah. I was like, and what happened? He's like
• 29:19
  why I showed up? And I was like three four guys and two girls
• 29:22
  and they were boning her and I was in the kitchen drinking the soda and
• 29:30
  uh so the girl finally comes over and she's like, do you want a
• 29:34
  bone? And I didn't want a bone? So I fingered her and I
• 29:38
  stopped fingering her because I eventually figured out that there was not up in there,
• 29:44
  and I like, dog, you're fucking an animal. Dog And I
• 29:52
  was the end of the story and I was like, you're a girl.
• 29:53
  He's like you leaving. I was like, yeah, I had to leave.
• 29:56
  I even brought condoms. This bone was ready to go at the did
• 30:00
  you party? Do you know it's not anymore? But if you're going,
• 30:03
  you're going right? And no you think he's like nah, no, you
• 30:07
  think he did more? No, that's all he did. He would have
• 30:10
  told me, dude, he probably just got scared. We'll probably got bigger
• 30:14
  dicks than him. And he's like, id rabably keep my ship inside my
• 30:15
  pot. No, they're probably gonna pay his ass too. At the same
• 30:18
  time, heat her out. Yeah. I was so fucking out when I
• 30:25
  heard that show. I was like, you're disgusting, bro. One hundred
• 30:26
  dollars party, that's random. Yeah, but I think that that's four hundred
• 30:32
  dollars. If you hear about one hundred dollars party on Craigsist and you show
• 30:34
  up, that's what you're gonna get. It's some crazy like sex orgy party
• 30:40
  and shit like that. But what happened like was he did he did he
• 30:44
  take part? Did he like finger bang anybody, bigger bag, gay,
• 30:45
  bigger bag? Did he drink a coke at the in the kitchen until he
• 30:49
  just got to feel somebody else's nut? Yeah, I said he figured out
• 30:52
  I thought that was gross and he dipped out. Damn he paid the hundred
• 30:56
  bucks. I wonder how that felt like for him, Like it was probably
• 31:00
  like like a soap dispenser. He said, he was like, I knew,
• 31:03
  I didn't get it that wet damn. Squ I was like, you're
• 31:08
  over there fucking fingering other people's kids. That's fucked up. That's nasty.
• 31:12
  Dude, he's already touching the kids. Do you have to Would you go
• 31:19
  to one of those? Nah? Dog, I don't even think I could.
• 31:22
  I don't even think, like, you know how they had those those
• 31:25
  those things that um things in Amsterdam or you can watch people have sex.
• 31:30
  I don't even think I would be up to that those before that. Yeah,
• 31:34
  cyanide sickness, fingerlicking good. What's that thing called though? What they're
• 31:40
  doing Amsterdam? And what about that chick that fucking remember that chick that had
• 31:42
  that story They said that she left her dude, and then she want to
• 31:45
  go that she went to go fuck some mother dude, and then she came
• 31:48
  back and then her dude sucked her and then ate her out, and then
• 31:51
  she had just that. I seen that chick do an interview on a jumper
• 31:55
  and I was like, damn, this is sickening. So what did she
• 31:56
  do at the end, Like, yeah, heard her guid ever found out
• 32:00
  that she like she was sleeping with this with her boyfriend. Then she she
• 32:05
  got a text from like some other dude she was bowing in. She left
• 32:07
  this fool while they were asleep, went to go fuck him, came back
• 32:10
  and then this dude didn't notice. Then this dude woke up and wanted to
• 32:14
  fuck her and he fucked her. And then she had still had nothing from
• 32:16
  this other dude and he ate her out. Unresponsible. That's dirty. I'm
• 32:22
  not even mad about the cheating part. It's just that that part. Just
• 32:25
  clean up, dude, do everybody the favor. How did he not know?
• 32:31
  He must have been a little bit never done anything dirty, dirty like
• 32:34
  that and nothing you need to be like kind of like, dude, that
• 32:37
  that was pretty fucking dirty, not like not like fucking like that like that.
• 32:44
  Some of the ship where what I consider it's a little bit like extra
• 32:46
  is not. I wouldn't say it's like too crazy. Are you smiling,
• 32:51
  Sammy? Are you smiling? Because I don't want to happy? Yeah?
• 32:57
  I'm happy? All right? Cool? Cool? Yeah we can leave it
• 33:00
  at that. That mean has stories, Oh I do, but I can't
• 33:06
  tell them. Yeah right, see for legal reasons. Do you sound like
• 33:13
  you're sticking things up things you shouldn't be sticking up? No? No,
• 33:17
  no, no no. I remember that guy that got caught up with making
• 33:21
  those those hardcore like painting a picture. Huh you remember those guys that Remember
• 33:27
  that guy from Miami. I think he's from Miami that got caught up making
• 33:30
  that hardcore hardcore porn, Like, uh, this girl gapes for asshole and
• 33:38
  then he pees into it. Dude, have you ever seen have you ever
• 33:42
  seen? Have you ever seen those DALs where you can see inside the asshole?
• 33:47
  Yeah? That shit was weird. I could tell one story. I
• 33:52
  could tell one story because already this was already got exposed. All right,
• 33:57
  So me and this person and come back from the drum not a girl,
• 34:05
  come back from you know, fucking a drumm and bass show. There's a
• 34:08
  fucking taco truck guy fucking out there. I was like, fucking get some
• 34:13
  tacos or she looked all right, cool, she gets a cardinal side the
• 34:16
  burrito. I get fucking you know, there's some tacos and shit like that.
• 34:21
  She was like, okay, cool. Hey, She was like,
• 34:22
  do you mind if we shoot you know, some content when when we get
• 34:24
  back, you know, like I need to get my only friends up.
• 34:28
  I was like, all right, the show I got you. Then from
• 34:30
  there, fuck, you know, we started getting ready and all that shit
• 34:34
  like, but I needed to be an anal shot me and I think,
• 34:38
  you know, a fucking this bitch is a to burrito and shit like that.
• 34:42
  You know, fucking nothing's gonna happen. As soon as like probably like
• 34:45
  ten minutes into it, my DICTU starts getting really really warm. Oh that.
• 34:52
  I was like, nah, And she just like fucking this, gets
• 34:58
  up fucking and just runs in the bathroom. And I just look at my
• 35:00
  ship and that show was this brown bro and I look at the bed and
• 35:04
  this fucking there's like a log on the bed too. Oh dog. I
• 35:07
  was like, the most nastiest shit ever that is. That's pretty What did
• 35:13
  you do? I got? Did you get mad? She posted it not
• 35:15
  only fans. Oh, that's that's like she wanted that, bro, She's
• 35:20
  probably would knew she was ready. No, No, she didn't know fans
• 35:22
  like that. Yeah, her fans love that ship. Bro. Yeah,
• 35:25
  like, yeah, I heard that Farah you know far like pp Cocas ship.
• 35:30
  You know, you know Farah from Team Mom, Team Porn whatever,
• 35:34
  whatever her name is. It's not Team porn, dude, it's Team Mom.
• 35:36
  She made a Team porn. You know that Team Mom girl. Yeah,
• 35:38
  Parah, don't say it's a team porn if she's Yeah, clarify,
• 35:44
  bro, those are very fucking what She's on Team Mom she made. Yeah,
• 35:47
  but the team port is under age stupid that people can be nineteen.
• 35:51
  It's still called Team porn. Know what you're talking You can be nineteen.
• 35:53
  It's really all right. I'll yeah, I don't know what. Yes,
• 35:57
  but the point you know she did on her only fans. I couldn't find
• 36:01
  it, and they were talking about it. I'm pretty sure on on rogans
• 36:06
  and I still couldn't find it. This bitch took like a two foot ship
• 36:08
  and posted on her Instagram on her only fans. My bad. That's disgusting.
• 36:14
  People are into that ship he said, like he said, there's guys
• 36:17
  that were to me like, like, dude, if I was like if
• 36:22
  I was logged into a girl's only fan and she posted something like that,
• 36:25
  I'm I'm I'm unsubscribing ju julo bar did A know all easily? Yeah?
• 36:32
  You know, hey, when I was in college food, there was there
• 36:36
  was one fool that was getting there was getting some right, and like like
• 36:40
  I guess like this this fool fucking uh. I used to sleep in the
• 36:44
  word in the right room and this was another room, right, and you
• 36:46
  know he was like my roommate, but like with the other roommates because it
• 36:50
  was a big dorm and uh, this was getting it in dog And then
• 36:53
  this food fucking walk he just hit the door open, and I'm in the
• 36:58
  kitchen making something, right, like you know, up in the kitchen making
• 37:00
  something and I'm and I'm smoking in the little room, just watching cartoons.
• 37:04
  Food. This is what I'm doing. Like I'm like, all right,
• 37:07
  everything's done. Let me just say this my time in the little room.
• 37:10
  And then and then this food, this food was like man, he's like
• 37:14
  I had to come out here and I was like, wow, what's wrong?
• 37:16
  And then he was like, man, this bitch ass stink like and
• 37:21
  then he was like, I don't even know how to tell her because she
• 37:22
  bad, but like, you know, yeah, he was like, but
• 37:24
  this bitch ass fucking stinks, bro. And then this he was im talk
• 37:29
  about I was throwing up and there my boy, and he was telling me
• 37:31
  this shit, bro, and I was like, are you for real?
• 37:34
  And like and then you fucking with me? He was like, bro,
• 37:37
  go to the bathroom and throw up. And then it bro like like the
• 37:39
  bathroom was like away from the dorm rooms, like and I could kind of
• 37:45
  hear this fool he was up there. He was like, man, fucking
• 37:47
  stinks, like you know. And I was just like, damn, bitch,
• 37:50
  like you watch just telling take a shower, bro. But I hear
• 37:52
  like in the midst of it, like just but yeah, bro, And
• 37:58
  I do remember I felt bad. That's I just kept you know, I
• 38:01
  ate my sandwich. I just you know, I was I was watching.
• 38:05
  I was just like, man, I was like, you had to tell
• 38:08
  her, bro. I did feel kind of bad, like disgusted, but
• 38:10
  I was just like, man, that your roommate's not gonna be happy when
• 38:14
  it comes in there and smells like ass. So it was two per room.
• 38:21
  It was two per and I and I had to share. Yeah,
• 38:23
  that's what I'm saying. And it always used to walk in there like and
• 38:28
  and this this fool antoine used to room with the rocker skater dude. So
• 38:30
  the rocker skater dude was always skating bro, so he was never there.
• 38:35
  And I used to fucking dorm with this one Food who what is it was
• 38:37
  like a pre med and Chicano major or something like that, so he was
• 38:40
  never there. He was always fucking studied, yet he I don't know whatever
• 38:44
  he was thinking whatever you call fucking mad or whatever, and some kind of
• 38:46
  studies at the same time. So like that's what was always doing, like
• 38:50
  Latin ship. Meanwhile when I was there, I was like, I was
• 38:52
  lucky bro for that year that I did room I did, but I had
• 38:54
  the coolest roommate though, Like that Food was never there. He was all
• 38:59
  pro out. Know. I never touched this ship, you know what I
• 39:01
  mean? Like, uh, I think he would support Trump. No Latinos
• 39:07
  for Trump. I don't know. Let's just I know one of us,
• 39:10
  dude, one of my extol friends, lived at the dorm, and it
• 39:15
  was like her first her freshman year at the dorm, like her first year
• 39:19
  there. And I went over there and I didn't bone because the roommate was
• 39:22
  there. She was she didn't want to because I was like, well,
• 39:25
  you know, every dude slightly like she's not gonna know she's sleeping, nah
• 39:31
  dog, And she didn't want to. And her friend was Asian and they
• 39:35
  weren't really cool, like she wasn't cool enough to tell her like, hey,
• 39:37
  I'm a bum because they had a living room and I was like,
• 39:40
  well, why aren't we boone the lit room? She's like not doing that
• 39:43
  either, And exactly what I was, exactly what I said, Ray sounds
• 39:46
  like me. I was like, why not, Bro, no kid,
• 39:50
  I remember those days. Bro. I sat there and I drove all the
• 39:52
  way to fucking San Diego State, slept in her dorm and I was ready.
• 39:55
  Bron's like, for sure, we're gonna fuck. It's college. Fucking
• 40:00
  didn't fuck dog. I left so pissed. I fucking just stroke you ever
• 40:07
  dry hump all the time, just say like that's like what you're like.
• 40:14
  You don't even know what to do? Bro, Like you just yeah,
• 40:16
  bro, like you got the sucking dance, you know, what I missed.
• 40:23
  I'm not gonna line I saw this good day getting hard from making out.
• 40:27
  Yeah, that was like a different kind of hard on because you like
• 40:30
  you're just like, damn, I'm not gonna get some but this is as
• 40:34
  good as it's gonna get tonight, now, you know. You know what
• 40:36
  I do missed though, because I saw it. I saw it the other
• 40:38
  day. I was leaving the gym and and it's kind of dark as it
• 40:44
  has the parking instructure, like a three level, four level parking instructure.
• 40:46
  And I saw these two people leave the car, but both of them from
• 40:50
  the back, and then I'm like, there's gotta be somewhere in the front.
• 40:53
  No one in the front. It made me kind of miss fucking in
• 40:58
  the car because it was pretty. So that's the only time. Look food.
• 41:01
  That is the biggest dead giveaway of anybody out there. Like if you
• 41:07
  see somebody coming out there like out of like the backseat of a car,
• 41:12
  bro and like they're both coming out and they're kind of still going like yeah,
• 41:15
  you know, and and then here's here's the move. You think you're
• 41:17
  slick, but you come out one by one you're like, wait, wait,
• 41:20
  a couple of minutes. Wait, a couple of videos. And you
• 41:22
  know how I knew because at that point I was already kind of like creeping,
• 41:25
  So I cruised through real slow. The suppose had they suppos had the
• 41:29
  seats all the way to the front. Yeah, I mean, oh they
• 41:31
  were fucking and all they were fucking because I've done that, I've been there,
• 41:34
  like, wait up all the way to the front. Hood gave me
• 41:37
  that extra like all right, that's when you find out, that's when you
• 41:42
  find out how roomy handas are. Yeah, no they're not. You know
• 41:45
  what's the most uncomfortable car to fucking a BMW? And I'm not talking about
• 41:49
  the two door one because I can never I can never pull that off at
• 41:52
  my two door. But I'm talking about like, like even like the four
• 41:54
  door ones. Like I remember like being young, and I'm just like,
• 41:58
  man, this is uncomfortable. Have a like a you know what, single
• 42:05
  people in the chat room, what cars are good cars to fucking from experience?
• 42:08
  Anybody out there who's fucked in the car, let me know your experiences.
• 42:13
  I'm gonna say those old school suburbans with the leather seats of Yukons,
• 42:16
  they will crack up. Yeah, the suburbans or Yukons tending windows on them
• 42:21
  bitches. You can park their ships everywhere. That's the ones and we're getting
• 42:27
  up eighty seven or sell Bronco eighty seven yourself. Fuck you, broh S
• 42:34
  class trucks. Who's the S class? Predict Jonathan. Somebody says sign next
• 42:42
  by the box all the way down astro van and full Europe Mino fucking seors
• 42:50
  mom anything before I'm gonna take advice for my man. There's a lot of
• 42:55
  taholes being in there for all the hoos. I'm gonna take my advice from
• 43:00
  my man. Rudy Valencia, that fool fucks and cars, and I think
• 43:05
  he was sucking a Nissan Altima and she was and she was that was a
• 43:09
  maximum Altima. Doesn't come with the square head, with the square head leather
• 43:15
  seats more than the maximum, dude, because she was fat and Rudy Valenzi
• 43:17
  was getting it. And that's Rudy Valence is a staple fucking in the car
• 43:22
  dog Mini Cooper not gonna lie. I know, listen, hey, you
• 43:27
  know next time stephtones on you ever Fuckingmi Cooper, bro you ever fuck on
• 43:32
  the bed on a truck bad. Yeah, I fucked on the bed a
• 43:36
  lot. Yeah, like the truck band liked. No, I never had
• 43:44
  a truck, yeah, but I had like a little that is I e.
• 43:47
  Activity. I had a little foam though ten Rave and as ten Yeah,
• 43:54
  desert Rave. I don't know who's as ten it was. And we
• 43:58
  got a lot of we got we got a lot of votes for Ford Explorers,
• 44:01
  Scion xbs and uh Yukons what don't lie? Weren't you kind of upset
• 44:09
  that bands weren't cool at the time we had cars like in like you know
• 44:15
  how like in the eighties fans was dude, you had a shack van or
• 44:17
  what do they call it? Fans bands? Oh, you know what,
• 44:22
  But that, man, that's just that's just an American thing, bro,
• 44:25
  Like anywhere else, Like a van is pretty con because the yeah became so
• 44:39
  pissed I couldn't have a band to be the perfect place. No, So
• 44:43
  like a van of vans use vans is just the way the way we look
• 44:46
  at vans in the culture out here. It's just that American point of view
• 44:51
  because like JD M vans like which is Japan, they're they're they're fucking convenient.
• 44:55
  For everything. Bro. They got coolers in them, they could fit
• 44:59
  up to seven, you could sleep in them. They got off ro tires,
• 45:02
  they got like not like they'd be having like five cylinders, six cylinders,
• 45:07
  eight cylinders enough, and they're like gas efficient. It's crazy, bro,
• 45:12
  Like the like I would like, I would honestly, I would,
• 45:15
  I honestly think a van as cool as fun. I would drive a van
• 45:17
  if I had if I had like money to have an extra car would help
• 45:20
  me out with my orders whenever we need to go somewhere. That'd be cool.
• 45:23
  But there's shirt and cool vans like the Honda Odyssey that's supposed to be
• 45:27
  the closest thing that we get to JDM type of van. And and if
• 45:31
  I don't know if you've been in the Odyssey before, like a fully loaded
• 45:34
  one, them bitches come fuked up, Bro, Like a Honda Odyssey and
• 45:37
  a Toyota Sienna, the full version. Them ships are good ass cars with
• 45:43
  a lot of options in there. Do you remember the Astros back in the
• 45:45
  day they had a fucking Mercedes just made vans, sprinters and ship. Bro.
• 45:51
  But that thing came out from like people wanting to travel on luxury like,
• 45:55
  but if you do, you remember that back then the Astro van don't
• 45:59
  know which van had a plug in for your Nintendo sixty four. I mean,
• 46:04
  you have to give me more than that. I remember any any anyone
• 46:07
  could just have a plug in. It actually had a plug in, a
• 46:08
  plug into your Nintendo sixty four for your kids. It was built in.
• 46:12
  That sounds like a dodge. That sounds like I don't know what it was,
• 46:15
  but I remember. I remember I had a plug in. I was
• 46:16
  like, what's that for? I was like full for the place it hit
• 46:17
  for the for the Nintendo sixty four, Like it was like an iPod connection,
• 46:22
  but it was for the kids to play, because remember they had TVs
• 46:23
  back then. It was cool having TVs. Yeah, it was a trip.
• 46:29
  Like I don't want, like what band would you prefer? Honestly,
• 46:31
  I would like a JDM Man just because of convenience. I would probably be
• 46:35
  a little bit like you know, I don't know like it would be.
• 46:37
  It's just very convenience. But to be honest, I would want like an
• 46:39
  eighteen kind of man. But I would I hate driving a vehicle that big.
• 46:44
  I do feel safe in it, but it's a little bit too much
• 46:46
  where you're prone to flips. I'd get something like just like like an like
• 46:52
  one of these but like lifted. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's
• 46:57
  that's an a team man. That's like all right, if you better get
• 47:00
  If you would get that, you would better get it with the sprinter because
• 47:02
  otherwise than that, that is like a rape van. Like look, how
• 47:05
  dope that looks dogs gangster dog. That's not something I would Yeah, but
• 47:10
  I would get like more of the spinner line. But yeah, that's like
• 47:15
  a passenger like I don't I don't know if we're talking about just mini van
• 47:20
  though, like mini vans that would people say I can't park. I just
• 47:25
  don't like fucking driving like a big gas vehicle where it's like too big,
• 47:30
  you know what I mean, like a big in LA. That's my dog.
• 47:32
  It's never parking anywhere and if you do, you're probably not gonna fit
• 47:36
  there. But anywhere else. Have you ever seen anybody hit the line where
• 47:40
  it says the parking shit, like you know where it's like, oh,
• 47:43
  this is the maximum. You have a big gas bar. I swart of
• 47:45
  got to easty a truck coming out lifted that I couldn't go into the Vegas
• 47:49
  parking structures. Damn it was lifted. I traded it for a BMW night
• 47:54
  because I knew that BMW is about to hit shit, because it's about hit
• 47:57
  one hundred and fifty thousand miles. And I was on Craigslist. I used
• 48:00
  to trade. Dude, I've had I've had so many cars. You should
• 48:01
  just trade. I used to go on Craigslist and just be like, if
• 48:04
  I had a car, I trade you for a truck, because that's usually
• 48:07
  what happens that you want they want the whole opposite. You have a car,
• 48:09
  you want a truck. If you have a truck, you want a
• 48:12
  car. So I would literally be like, I want a car. So
• 48:13
  I would literally go on, I'll tread you for a car, and sometimes
• 48:15
  I give some more upfront. Lifted tie in. I think it was like
• 48:17
  a seven inch lift or eight inch lift with these big ass tires. That's
• 48:22
  how I got the white girl. They you worked out there, but it
• 48:25
  was lifted. Man, I have a picture of I'll show you. It
• 48:29
  sounds very sounds very trashy. It was very trashy. This it had flames,
• 48:34
  had sames. Dog. I'll pull it up right now. I know
• 48:37
  exactly where it's I'll pull it up real quick. A white guy truck,
• 48:39
  super white guy. Yeah, I don't know, but I had one of
• 48:44
  those worlds of that ship. I couldn't go into a couple of parking structures.
• 48:45
  I had to be real careful because it was super super lifted. When
• 48:50
  you're fucking a car, you gotta leave the AC on. Huh. Yeah,
• 48:53
  I would say, like that's like the best move. You're got a
• 48:57
  car. Yeah, so I don't get so hot foggy. Uh, it'll
• 49:00
  get so foggy and the windows get all fogged up. You're gonna have to
• 49:02
  leave the AC on. But then just put the seats all the way to
• 49:06
  the fucking front. The ship was funny, fucking that Civic Exhibior. Of
• 49:13
  course, that CIVI. There you go, making you add more more resell
• 49:16
  value to it. Yeah. I was gonna tell people, why don't you
• 49:21
  fuck? What was that movie with that with that one fool who had to
• 49:23
  like fuck to keep to keep his heart rate going up? Rank? You
• 49:29
  remember that ship? Yea, that ship was crazy. He didn't have to
• 49:30
  fuck. But like you remember that one time where like he just fucking tells
• 49:35
  he tells the check He's like, yeah, we're gonna have to fuck here
• 49:37
  in front of everybody, because like this is gonna make give him a heart
• 49:38
  rate at the horse Derby, No, not the horse Derby, but a
• 49:42
  Chinatown or something like that. Yeah, and there's a bunch of like Chinese
• 49:45
  people like staring at him and they start taking pictures and ship movie a crazy
• 49:49
  movie crank that. You know what movie I saw yesterday that fucking tripped me
• 49:52
  out that I'm just like solidified why I don't want to go in the ocean
• 49:57
  anymore? Well, why don't it was some fairy. You wouldn't have water
• 50:00
  Pokemon. That's cool, bro, But I wouldn't be a water Pokemon trainer.
• 50:05
  I'd be cool. Bro, He's gonna shut you down real quick,
• 50:09
  like cool. Not gonna be a Pokemon. Yeah, not gonna be a
• 50:12
  water Pokemon trainer. I'd have like a few of them that can go in
• 50:15
  the water. But I ain't going in there. I'm not having the garridose,
• 50:17
  no hand on having the geredose, no dude, I'll just have something
• 50:21
  that can fucking shock. The show looks scary, bro, Like that bubble
• 50:25
  store is grass bro, squirt I would have because he could say, Turtle,
• 50:29
  you could take him to the beach. What about what about they have
• 50:32
  to okay this sound this I would probably be like blast stories because it might
• 50:37
  sound kind of stupid. He evolves into it, Okay, this is my
• 50:39
  session that sounded to them. We're about to get real fucking Pokemon stupid right
• 50:44
  now? Do they have to evolve or do you let them? If you
• 50:47
  like you're telling me like you're you can stop, you can stop Peekachu.
• 50:51
  I would just stop them. Though. There was an episode where Ash there
• 50:52
  was a whole debate of this bro where Ash had like he got his ass
• 50:55
  kicked by a right Chu. Like he like he goes and he's like,
• 50:59
  oh man, he's I just can't beat this right chee and that right she
• 51:01
  is way tough. So he's like, well, what I need to tough
• 51:04
  enough Pikachu is to evolve him, and Pikachu was like, nah, I
• 51:06
  don't want to evolve, like being fucking this Pikachu shit. And then like
• 51:10
  he just kind of like was like well fuck, He's like I'm not gonna
• 51:13
  make him. I'm just gonna trade him harder. So yeah, there is
• 51:15
  Pokemon that that do not want to evolve. Especially because he required a stone
• 51:21
  to evolve. There's other ones that don't require a stone that will happen naturally,
• 51:24
  like because I remember seeing them just all of a sudden, like oh,
• 51:27
  pe a pigeon turns into pitch pot, you know, and then it'd
• 51:34
  be flying, and all a sudden, I was like, oh cool,
• 51:35
  I fucking involved. It became a teenager. The only way I would get
• 51:38
  into the water is like a blast toys would be ideal because you could just
• 51:42
  ride the shell. You could just ride the shell. But like that shit
• 51:45
  better be ready to shoot everything in the water. Bro that water the water
• 51:49
  is fucking scary. But what are you gonna shoot water to water polk about?
• 51:52
  No, that shit has beams in there too. Yeah that shoot all
• 51:57
  right? My bad, My bad, I don't know. I was like,
• 51:59
  you just gonna throw water the water pokemon like those candid shoot way more
• 52:01
  than that. You just gotta teach that shit, teach it the right thing.
• 52:05
  But yeah, have you seen in the mag RAYA seen it? Yeah?
• 52:10
  But you saw that scene where they or like they think they caught it
• 52:15
  and then that and then that fucking shit comes out and I'm like, oh,
• 52:19
  hell no, dude, And it flips that big boat over. If
• 52:22
  there is something like that, and I really do want to believe there is
• 52:25
  something like that in the fucking ocean bro today. Yeah, like that,
• 52:31
  like like that certain I think that movie made a lot of sense with like
• 52:36
  there's a surface we haven't encountered, and it's probably like a layer where it's
• 52:39
  like God was like, let me just stop all this shit from coming out
• 52:43
  here because the humans ain't gonna be able to handle it. So there's like
• 52:45
  this wall and here comes stupid ass humans. Let's breakthrough. See what's under
• 52:49
  there? And then you fucking do you see all these prehistoric fish and all
• 52:52
  this shit. I think there's probably parts, but I think you know,
• 52:54
  more in a realistic sense. And that's the reason. That's the reason we
• 52:59
  die after a certain pressure in the water, because we're not allowed to go
• 53:01
  down there because there's ship out there that we shouldn't fucking see. Oh,
• 53:05
  it's just humanly impossible. It needs to eat what is it eating? Yeah,
• 53:09
  it's humanly impossible for something to be so big, humanly impossible to go
• 53:15
  deep based on you know, we can tie Oh yeah, technically, yeah
• 53:21
  that's so. Then but then how do we so then do so, then
• 53:22
  you don't believe it went to the moon. That's that's completely right. It's
• 53:29
  like if a human were to swim to the depths, there's no way a
• 53:31
  human connect even with even yea, even even with the finest submarine and ship,
• 53:37
  there's still a certain level where you can't read. You can't go past
• 53:40
  that because everything implodes. And I think that after that, for the for
• 53:45
  the science that research that has been done to that deep, there has been
• 53:51
  stuff that has been discovered where you're like, oh, we went this deep
• 53:52
  and this is the deepest we've gone, and we brought back like five fish
• 53:55
  and this is fishing a fish that hasn't been seen since prehistoric time, or
• 54:00
  like certain fish that we haven't seen it in a while. Bro So,
• 54:02
  So I do imagine that there are certain things down there that we are that
• 54:06
  it's probably kept down there for a reason. If there is a magaladon,
• 54:09
  I'm sure that he can't just rise up just like from the deepest deeper he's
• 54:14
  used to bro Like the animals that live in that certain part of the ocean,
• 54:16
  they live in pure darkness. Yeah, like that, like it's a
• 54:22
  different kind of temperature, it's a different kind of pressure. Some of them
• 54:23
  like they glow. That's how they glow. They're like translucent. There we
• 54:29
  go. Imagine close your eyes. I'll imagine you're the deepest depths of the
• 54:36
  ocean. It's pitch black. I'll scream, dude, you can't. No
• 54:39
  one will hear you. I'll still scream and get it out of me.
• 54:43
  Then you see a bright light and then you see a mouth. Just approach
• 54:45
  you all quick. I'm shooting. I'm shooting myself before. I fucking like
• 54:51
  before. I fucking like that. How white does that say? It's pretty
• 54:54
  white. That's why it is. That's better than your current car. Uh
• 55:00
  yeah, I mean yeah, I've been trying to keep gas on this thing.
• 55:05
  Yeah, it's it's it's called money. Yeah, I know, right
• 55:08
  right, I'm chilling. That's what I need right now, just moving now.
• 55:15
  Yeah, Like you drive so fucking much. I don't need a Cardaia
• 55:21
  drives from Like, yeah, shut up, dog, Look I've had them
• 55:28
  all. This was what I had before that one. I just mean,
• 55:32
  I literally the hand has been that's not even a gas cusser, bro.
• 55:36
  And what I'm trying to say, the Hana has been better than all these
• 55:37
  the Hondas. You just change the time, you just change all. You
• 55:42
  off this thing. She know how many times it broke down? Why do
• 55:44
  you think I traded it then the fucking the time. You know how much
• 55:46
  it is to fucking for suspension and tires to keep it, those tires over
• 55:51
  like a grand when you twelve hundred, when you need a brand new,
• 55:52
  a new set. Right now, dog, I'm talking about ring to Raffle
• 56:01
  at all, because I would I would do want a new ro Honda,
• 56:05
  but I don't want nothing to flex like. I would never get another BMW.
• 56:08
  It was cool. I was nineteen, it was twenty. I got
• 56:12
  the place here. I wanted it. Now I'm just like, huh,
• 56:15
  broke down so much it left me stranded like four times. Or maybe get
• 56:19
  a good one this time. Huh. I thought it was good. It
• 56:21
  was under it was under one hundred. It was like it had one hundred
• 56:23
  twenty thousand miles, which everyone was the problems with it. I kept telling
• 56:28
  me you needed gas. No one of them. The lock system broke out.
• 56:31
  I wouldn't I need it learned It's when I learned that triple A was
• 56:36
  necessary, but it would just break down and but what about the car broke
• 56:40
  down one time, overheated one time it overheated for no reason, and I
• 56:45
  had to get that. That's when I can got ridom change the oil.
• 56:47
  No, yeah, of course. And then it was just my mom my
• 56:50
  dad said. My dad said it was a lemon. He's you probably got
• 56:52
  a lemon. But what are you gonna do about it? And that's why
• 56:53
  I just traded it. I was like, get rid of it. I
• 56:57
  trade for the truck. I'm just saying, the Honda has given me the
• 56:59
  les problems out of all the cars I've ever had. Just change nite sickness,
• 57:07
  No key, it needs a lot of maintenance. He's not lying about
• 57:12
  BFW is needing a lot of maintenance. I do own one, and it's
• 57:14
  like I am thinking about just uh selling it and getting like a bigger truck,
• 57:19
  like just to kind of have just as more suitable for my business for
• 57:22
  me A rap four man. Yeah no, I mean I already have a
• 57:25
  midsized sub. I wanted to have like a like a like a like it's
• 57:30
  like a full size sub something like that, but um nah, like more
• 57:36
  like you know, some an older an older model of like what Vinnie has
• 57:39
  you know, escalate or someone that around that. Yeah, something like that
• 57:45
  where I can just feel, you know, it'll it'll match match a little
• 57:47
  bit better. But yeah, by the way, anybody out there who is
• 57:51
  a mobile mechanic or anybody has a mechanic in the LA area that works on
• 57:54
  European cars, I need an alternator installed. And I know what some of
• 57:58
  your assholes are gonna say, let's just do it yourselfies on, why don't
• 58:01
  you just do it yourself. I'm not a fucking mechanic. I'm a fucking
• 58:07
  podcaster. I can fucking pay somebody to do it, like I do change
• 58:10
  my oil. One shit, all right, I'm with these on that.
• 58:14
  I'll do anything. I'll paint, I'll help install tile, I'll be a
• 58:17
  handyman, I'll do anything. But when it comes to cars, I'm not
• 58:21
  doing it. If it's if it was a Toyota, I would have changed.
• 58:23
  Yeah, okay, that's understandable. I would have called you. I
• 58:27
  would have called if if I if I had if I had a fucking Cavorrey
• 58:30
  that I needed to work, I wouldn't called you. Would have been like
• 58:32
  rainos, how to fix this shit. I would would have done it at
• 58:35
  work. But yeah, we would have done didn't work, But like a
• 58:38
  bieber is, it's a little bit different. You're gonna change though, right,
• 58:42
  Yeah, I can do an oil change on my car. Yeah,
• 58:45
  I have the whole things, but like I'm like doing it either, I
• 58:47
  just don't like doing it. Yeah, Like sometimes I feel like maybe I
• 58:51
  didn't put enough ooel. What if this is not Chase the fuck everything up?
• 58:53
  That's what you're worried about. Yeah, I worry that I'm not gonna
• 58:55
  put the jack in right and I'm gonna fucking die. That's literally what I'm
• 58:59
  worried about. That Know, that was never a worry every time I've done
• 59:00
  it to me. I don't know why. I just trusted the fact that
• 59:02
  I was smart enough to and then you put the fans for some reason.
• 59:07
  I'm just like, there's gonna be an earthquake while I'm down there. Something
• 59:12
  you remember that? Remember you remember thishere SAMs into the car. Hey you
• 59:16
  remember that food, mister Vergara who died like that, rest in peace.
• 59:21
  R I. They used to be this Dean food. He was a cool
• 59:24
  dean. He was a cool he was probably the coolest one. He used
• 59:27
  to give the all the cholos, all the chances. He used to be
• 59:30
  like, I touch your mom like her mom. And you know, he
• 59:35
  tells me you're a good kid. And I know she works a lot.
• 59:37
  Just make her proud. You're just this some he's the cool Hispanic food dog
• 59:42
  and and and I used to know his knees, right, she used to
• 59:44
  cut to the house and and what was her name? Marissa and food.
• 59:49
  I remember that she came Ora when that she was crying, bro. And
• 59:52
  this was before the school had the news and then and then I was like,
• 59:54
  my stupid as like, well how did he die? Like, oh
• 59:59
  my god, but where were you going? Well, yeah, she wasn't
• 1:00:05
  crying at that moment, you know, like when she started crying after she
• 1:00:07
  talked about it, because like I couldn't believe it. She's a good car
• 1:00:10
  course like and I was just like like howwh my god? Yes the car
• 1:00:19
  was in eighth grade, bro, Like you know, it happens that food
• 1:00:24
  was changing the oil or something like that. And I just remember you remember
• 1:00:29
  that seems that bus over over but a fucking a close effort to oh yeah,
• 1:00:34
  fucking part is like when something comes crashing down, he tries, he
• 1:00:39
  tries to kick it. Sure, Tammy has a story about that. How
• 1:00:44
  enriched crass. When the earthquake happened, some guy was changing oil bro I
• 1:00:49
  have, it's gonna it's gonna. Yeah, that's right to me. It's
• 1:00:52
  fucking extra forty bucks to gonna get that fool to do it. If I'd
• 1:00:57
  be down if I had the machine, obviously would. But if I had
• 1:00:59
  the lifting, would you have done what Tommy did with that black lady saves
• 1:01:05
  her? Like because could I'd be scared she's gonna take me down with her,
• 1:01:07
  because the way Tommy fuckingting swades it like like on one, like like
• 1:01:13
  like what's that? What's that beach? What's that show? Back in the
• 1:01:15
  day, Baywatch said like, because Tommy could have just been like, oh
• 1:01:22
  you hear something. They're nothing. They're partying over their heart here strow them
• 1:01:27
  both that way, you know what I mean? And for that lady would
• 1:01:30
  have died, he said. Nobody was helping that bad beach. Dude.
• 1:01:32
  Imagine just watching your aunt drown and you not, you wouldn't jump in.
• 1:01:37
  I couldn't. I saw what happened. You don't remember, so he tells
• 1:01:40
  it all time. Tommy said he was Tommy, you gotta stop back.
• 1:01:45
  We believe it because it's all the pictures in the bed and the messages.
• 1:01:49
  That's how That's how he tells the story. He always says on April whatever,
• 1:01:52
  whatever the day he texts me every year, Dick say thank you.
• 1:01:54
  I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you. Every year dog yeah,
• 1:01:58
  And I was like, hey, bro, at least that yeah. So
• 1:02:01
  like food, he said that they were going out of the boat and he
• 1:02:05
  sees like a group like a little a little fly ass y'all of like animals,
• 1:02:07
  like just like all one of those party hey whatever it thommas like they
• 1:02:10
  they're all getting it. And then like he's like, hey, oh yeah,
• 1:02:14
  I look at those foods. They're enjoyed the labor day weekend or something
• 1:02:17
  like that. And he says that they're like going hey, like hey,
• 1:02:22
  the fucking Tammy says that he thinks they're like, oh hey, what up,
• 1:02:24
  like you know, like what I was cracking and the business yeah like
• 1:02:30
  and then they're like no, no, and then started calling over here,
• 1:02:34
  and none of those foods knew how to swim, bro, like like swim
• 1:02:37
  and one of the foods who was like up there panicking. This was like
• 1:02:39
  his mom or some shit bro. And like Tommy says, he jumped in
• 1:02:44
  it taught Mey said that they took the boat over there, and Tommy said
• 1:02:46
  that he sees the lady and he said, this is this lady's big fool.
• 1:02:51
  But this lady's being like from what he like, from what he says
• 1:02:52
  and from what I've seen, Like when of those black ladies the shop said
• 1:02:57
  Lane Bryant, but she gets the biggest size there, you know what I
• 1:03:00
  mean, like like talking big Mama's house, big, like flabby arm fatz
• 1:03:06
  Lizzo, big lizz He was like like Lizzo's aunt. Yeah, there we
• 1:03:12
  go. He makes barbecue for Lizzos. Yeah, so like so food Tommy.
• 1:03:15
  Tommy said that he didn't even think about it. He was like,
• 1:03:19
  oh what. He jumped into the water and just swam and he said that
• 1:03:22
  he don't know where the strain came from. But the lady was like already
• 1:03:25
  like starting to go down room, but he said, and he just went
• 1:03:29
  in there and sucking gut her and took her to the boat and like he
• 1:03:31
  saved her, and the lady was all crying and the guy was like man,
• 1:03:35
  you saved my mom or something like that. And then he said that,
• 1:03:38
  like the guy was like, I don't even know how to pay you.
• 1:03:40
  He said, he took out a stack of money and he was like
• 1:03:43
  here, man like and then Tommy's dumbass, knowing the way he wanted to
• 1:03:46
  produce kids in the future, I would have taken that money, bro,
• 1:03:50
  Tommy was like, he said that. He said, yeah, this guy
• 1:03:52
  had a gold toothpick with diamonds, a gold toothpick, dog like, I've
• 1:03:55
  never even heard of that, a gold tooth took with the foot with the
• 1:03:59
  diamond and the yeah, yeah, he said, with diamonds. And then
• 1:04:01
  like he told her, he was like, man, that's my mom's man,
• 1:04:03
  I just want to repay you, like we don't know how to swim
• 1:04:06
  or something at that, and he just took out a stack of money.
• 1:04:08
  A time. I was like, no, man, it's cool. And
• 1:04:10
  Tommy didn't take no money. But I'm just like every time I forget,
• 1:04:14
  forget to ask him, but I always want to ask him, being like
• 1:04:15
  a food like, I don't ever regret not taking that money if we had
• 1:04:19
  a lot of it. Oh, that is a real thing. A gold
• 1:04:23
  toothpick with diamond. Holy shit, that's pretty bolder. Damn that's balls.
• 1:04:28
  Yeah, but they have it's a it's a it's a thing for the inside.
• 1:04:30
  You could put like coke in there or whatever or no. I think
• 1:04:32
  some people just chew fucking toothpicks. All gay people just sho yeh. Never
• 1:04:38
  habit, habit and I can see you just getting gold will be like when
• 1:04:41
  that fuck up your teeth though. Yeah, yeah, dude, people on
• 1:04:44
  the sound don't give a fuck. They choo, they do chewing tobacco.
• 1:04:46
  They had chewing tobacco. That shit horrible. I want to try my cheen
• 1:04:51
  dog like you, I threw up. I want to try it, but
• 1:04:55
  I'm just like, you'll throw up, fool, Yeah, but I don't.
• 1:04:57
  I'm like, I'm scared hurt you. You'll like it the next thing,
• 1:05:00
  you know. You're doing it every day now. You gotta carry us
• 1:05:02
  the sting. When you spit into a cup, I'd rather like I'm gonna
• 1:05:05
  have anything, it's gonna be a Japanese cigarette. Yeah, dude, you
• 1:05:09
  gotta spit into this camp and cigarette a cup, right, That fool was
• 1:05:13
  smoky. One earlier. I was like, brother sious stinks. Yeah,
• 1:05:15
  that's why I went downstairs. Yeah no, oh, yeah, that's why
• 1:05:18
  you guys went down It was like, yeah, it was like, it
• 1:05:20
  don't taste like it smells. It was like, yeah, it smells like
• 1:05:24
  a fucking cigarette. But I'm out of no, I don't know grape solda,
• 1:05:27
  dude, turns should not smell turkey. Bromell tasted turp though. I
• 1:05:36
  just wanted to feel Japanese again, dude. True man, he's only become
• 1:05:41
  Japanese dude. So I know I'm too big, but oh, just plain
• 1:05:45
  simple. I couldn't nationalize myself and start a restaurant. There could, but
• 1:05:49
  the country has to accept me. But the way North Korea keeps flying missiles
• 1:05:54
  over you know that effect. You saw that North Korea and the North Korea
• 1:05:58
  lentrepreasiles and then Northern Japan hand Hakaido Island had to fucking like go into panic
• 1:06:03
  because they're like, what the fuck? Bro? The oceans rattled up now
• 1:06:06
  because this was bombing that shit. I wonder what happens when the fucking ocean
• 1:06:10
  gets bombed like that? Like what all these fish die? Causes tsunamis?
• 1:06:15
  Yeah? Yea, like a nuke causes tsudami. Oh, Yeah, you're
• 1:06:19
  pushing all that water quite a forest. But what happens in the water.
• 1:06:25
  All these fish just die, but all kinds of shit happens beside fish.
• 1:06:28
  Time they die, someone probably get radiation and some people probably eat it.
• 1:06:32
  Like that causes like earthquakes underwater, which therefore it causes tsunamis, like just
• 1:06:39
  testing nuclear shit. I wonder what that's why they tested really deep in the
• 1:06:43
  water, like middle of the ocean. But if they did it really like
• 1:06:45
  close to close to the city, it would make a tsunami for one percent.
• 1:06:49
  But they do it in the middle, middle of the ocean. That's
• 1:06:51
  why they do it in the was it in like Nevada, Arizona in the
• 1:06:55
  middle of the country and duran Julo. We have tsunami warnings on Wilmington and
• 1:07:00
  Long Beach is Wilmington by the ocean. All right, let's be realistic.
• 1:07:12
  If there were a tsunami God forbid, like Santa Monica or something like that,
• 1:07:16
  would the water hit all the way here? If that earthquake that seven
• 1:07:21
  point that ten point five earthquake hits is a tsunami ocean earthquake. I just
• 1:07:27
  thought, this is when the ocean the earthquake happens, a tsunami happens almost
• 1:07:30
  every time. Okay, so let's just say the earthquake happens right then the
• 1:07:35
  tsunami will hit right after that big if that big earthquake that's supposed to like
• 1:07:41
  make make make California not part of the United States, if that happens,
• 1:07:46
  all that force will come in and then it will push the water out.
• 1:07:49
  And then what are you think is gonna come back? The water's gonna come
• 1:07:51
  back and hit us again. It's gonna be a shit show. I guess
• 1:07:55
  we're fucked. And I don't know how far we are away from though from
• 1:07:58
  from water, but to the mother nature. Forty miles ain't shit. Well
• 1:08:04
  that's nothing. We're literally saying, we're fucking close. Like if she hits
• 1:08:09
  the family, we could be fucked. Yeah, Santa Marca is gone all
• 1:08:14
  that, of course, But I'm saying, but like, it's not that.
• 1:08:17
  Do you think that it would hit like downtown. No, we're like
• 1:08:20
  thirty to forty miles. That ain't shit, But it would the water was
• 1:08:25
  still hid, but it wouldn't hit on that level where it's destroyed. We
• 1:08:28
  might see the water, You're right, we might will definitely see the water
• 1:08:30
  that she would be so crazy. Matches seeing a wave and you're like seeing
• 1:08:33
  it can far were like, damn, that's for sure. Cover city stairs
• 1:08:36
  you can see him. Yeah, that'd be crazy, bro. You better
• 1:08:41
  take out your phone. You would have you would have to. You would
• 1:08:45
  have to like fucking go to one of those downtown buildings and just start hitting
• 1:08:48
  up. Yeah. Yeah, they don't secret. There would just be like
• 1:08:55
  no bombs and then and then and then and then that's when he's flex caused
• 1:08:58
  me to flex something like tool, would you bitch to get a fucking oh
• 1:09:01
  what what's that? What's that? Then you want the air bubble, the
• 1:09:03
  air bubble, I told you, bit bubble. He's gonna lie with their
• 1:09:06
  bubble version with the Wi Fi. Get this. Japan Japanese would listen to
• 1:09:16
  my idea. They listen. They live in a bunch of islands. They
• 1:09:19
  would probably they would probably be like, oh he's onto something, bro,
• 1:09:24
  Yeah, like a like a well padded hamster ball that's like waterproof case his
• 1:09:29
  tsunami comes and everybody floats up and then all the survivors, you know what
• 1:09:31
  I mean, like you know what else is gonna what's bound to happen and
• 1:09:35
  the matter of maybe two years. You know how they people loving this rain
• 1:09:40
  and this rain's giving vegetation and shit. Yeah yeah, well that ship dies
• 1:09:45
  when sit gets hot. And there already cleaning that ship up though, Bro,
• 1:09:48
  I already started seeing that, Like I ain't gonna lie, like I
• 1:09:51
  started seeing off the freeway and all that, and I think that they're they're
• 1:09:55
  doing a lot of nis though they got where you hike, Yeah, they
• 1:09:57
  already have. But like, I think the reason they're doing that is because
• 1:10:00
  that ship was scary. Bro. Last year or two years ago, whenever
• 1:10:03
  the sky was red. You remember that ship. Yeah, that ship was
• 1:10:06
  fucking wold, bro. Like I was like, hey, bro, this
• 1:10:10
  shit looks like Hale's coming over. Bro. Like I mean Paradise City,
• 1:10:15
  like that crazy blue like in the water like a couple. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:10:17
  because promote so much ash coming down. What were you saying, remember
• 1:10:21
  Paradise City. Remember those those people that were that died on the what that
• 1:10:28
  say that was getting burned over there like the barrio. Remember those people that
• 1:10:31
  were recording, oh show right now that videos grazy Paradise City. Yeah,
• 1:10:35
  I'll looking up right now, Pardi. Yeah, I don't know. Paradise
• 1:10:45
  City. I don't never never heard of that ship. These people are like
• 1:10:48
  basically burning up and they're like recording a fucking video. They're fucking crazy.
• 1:10:53
  It's about the Malibu fires. No, the Paradise City. I just looked
• 1:10:57
  at up pulling them up right now it's free. How does their phone now
• 1:11:09
  melt? Someone recording in the phone. They're trying to escaping. They're like
• 1:11:12
  they're they're evacuating, but they're caught in the middle. And these people are
• 1:11:15
  like recording in the car that was pre I say that that city got destroyed.
• 1:11:19
  You know, it's crazy. All those all those mandible properties went on
• 1:11:23
  sale for crazy when everything was burnt, Like whoever lives there? Or yeah,
• 1:11:26
  yeah, it's crazy, like it's a whole new neighborhood of people and
• 1:11:29
  all those rich people laugh. Look at look, look look at school to
• 1:11:34
  it's gone. I'd be like home word, fucking no work? How cool
• 1:11:44
  was it? Like, dude, were you not a little upset? Like
• 1:11:45
  don't lie when like you heard that there was like, oh, these people
• 1:11:49
  can't go to school because they're snowed in and we never got snowed And it
• 1:11:54
  was like, I know, looking at it now, snow is kind of
• 1:11:57
  like horrible, bro like everything's cold, it's not you're out there. You're
• 1:12:00
  like, we're gonna go to six Flags. No, I feel you,
• 1:12:02
  but you weren't like kind of upset that you didn't have snow day, like
• 1:12:05
  a like a snow cancelation day. Because you're a kid. You're like,
• 1:12:08
  man, we never get to experience. I did do this show on Arthur.
• 1:12:12
  No I had a snow day. I didn't really, I didn't really
• 1:12:14
  wouldn't get mad. I just looked at it. I was like, oh
• 1:12:15
  man, I was like, thank god, we don't really have to be
• 1:12:17
  that cold. Oh well, no, I want to I want to know
• 1:12:20
  how to snowboard Johnny Tsunami. You know, how about I want it to
• 1:12:23
  be Johnny Tsunami. At one point agree my hair out. You remember the
• 1:12:27
  the what is it um? The lot the not school lockdowns, but when
• 1:12:33
  you would go every you have to do everything inside because of the rain.
• 1:12:36
  Oh yeah, they want to let you out. That was cool, and
• 1:12:41
  then they would bust out all the cool games. They're like you're like where
• 1:12:43
  were you keeping this ship? That bitch and the check the classroom and then
• 1:12:46
  all we're doing is kidding time or eating lunch in the classroom. Waste.
• 1:12:50
  There was a lot of wasted time in school, simple times. A lot
• 1:12:54
  of wasted time in school. Where do you where do you think you You
• 1:12:58
  were there for an hour, you were there for an hour, you were
• 1:13:00
  the only were there for forty minutes. There's always ten minutes to go down,
• 1:13:01
  ten minutes to come down, ten minutes to turn shit in, ten
• 1:13:04
  minutes to fucking get instructions. Where do you think school should stop? Like,
• 1:13:13
  realistically for you to be like, hey, bro, whatever you want,
• 1:13:15
  college is there, but like this is as much knowledge you're gonna need
• 1:13:19
  about real life for you to function well. Then I'm guessing the end of
• 1:13:26
  fifteen high school would be the fifteen fifteen. I think fifteen and fifteen you
• 1:13:30
  can start working an actual man job. I had a job at fifteen.
• 1:13:33
  If you don't want to, if you don't want to go to school,
• 1:13:34
  I think at fifteen, you're like, all right, watching Godling Junior High.
• 1:13:39
  Yeahching Godlan, let's go I've been that. Whatever, whatever the fuck
• 1:13:42
  do, Go be a plumber you want to be in you don't want to
• 1:13:44
  go to school, go be an intern for a plumber. Go work for
• 1:13:45
  a plumber. You're fifteen, you can figure out you can. It might
• 1:13:48
  be you're gonna look weak, but you'll get some muscle. A wrench you
• 1:13:50
  can. You can handle a wrench when you're fifteen. You can. You
• 1:13:54
  can handle a drill when you're fifteen. Dog. Oh yeah, that's my
• 1:13:57
  new drill. It's a new one. Can handle this shit. Yeah.
• 1:14:02
  I think I'm gonna bring your drills on Saturday. Bill, I got it.
• 1:14:06
  You better show up on Saturday. Yeah, but you're not showing up
• 1:14:10
  Saturday. Are you gone? I'll be here Saturday. When When are you
• 1:14:14
  gone? Next Saturday? In San Antonio? Pull up? Pull up?
• 1:14:17
  Pull upon, mon Texas, fuck you me, George Ferez and Willie Barsana
• 1:14:25
  pull up. It's gonna be a good time. No, not Willie Barson
• 1:14:28
  my bad? Hell yeah, threesome, threesome always three some No Edwin San
• 1:14:31
  Juan my bad than Willie barsenter for coole minute. Yeah. Wait so there's
• 1:14:35
  no Willie Barson. No, no, Yeah, they're so fun, they're
• 1:14:39
  so fucking with each other. But it's Edwin, San Juan, San Antonio.
• 1:14:43
  It's gonna be dope. Are you gonna watch that fight fight the Ryan
• 1:14:46
  Garcia Javante versus the cocky black guy. Yeah, we got yeah Ryan,
• 1:14:54
  Yeah, Ryan Yeah. I mean that fool's got big old heads. I
• 1:14:56
  think Ryan's got it. He's got big ass canvas to hit. And Ryan's
• 1:15:00
  got that right hook. But I mean that Nable's got that Nables big too
• 1:15:02
  long, He's I don't know, he like that food, looks like he
• 1:15:05
  knows how to fight. Yeah, fool, but they're both. But that
• 1:15:10
  feels quick though, Ryan, It's pretty fucking quick. The only downfall,
• 1:15:13
  like when I hear people talking is like Ryan Garcia is a little bit like
• 1:15:16
  always on the Instagram. I feel like he's not about like the boxing in
• 1:15:20
  a weird way. What do you mean? He trains with like some really
• 1:15:23
  good people I know, but like it's he's about the Instagram. Like he's
• 1:15:26
  over there like taking like modeling gigs and shit like that, where I'm like,
• 1:15:29
  you should playing poker. That saw him playing poker at the Hustler.
• 1:15:31
  It's like, focus on the fucking fact you saw him at the game.
• 1:15:33
  I mean at the casino. I saw him on the live stream. Are
• 1:15:36
  you going for Ryan? Because of the tank nomenclature that they put on him.
• 1:15:42
  What does that mean? I'm lost on that. What are you talking
• 1:15:45
  about? The tank? Oh? Yeah, yeah, they call him the
• 1:15:47
  tank. Thank Yeah, No, I didn't know that. I didn't vant
• 1:15:53
  tank. I didn't know they called him the tank. Yeah, it's exciting
• 1:15:57
  fight. I don't know. I'm kind of happy for what. Yeah.
• 1:16:01
  No, I'm just all I'm saying is I want to see a knockout though.
• 1:16:05
  But you know it's very rare. You see that in boxing these days.
• 1:16:08
  You've seen Hospital I got a deal yeah with Jordan? Yeah, bro,
• 1:16:13
  Hospital has a deal with the Jordan's shoes. Yeah. Bro, that's
• 1:16:16
  fucking crazy. You don't even do shit. I'm a ray on this for
• 1:16:20
  what not supposed to be for athletes, for people, the best Yeah,
• 1:16:27
  I disagree with that part. And I still think for athletes, but the
• 1:16:30
  best of whatever, the best of whatever. I think, the best of
• 1:16:32
  whatever they do. I'll give him that, But I don't think some guy
• 1:16:35
  like I don't like if they gave it, Like if there was a Jordan
• 1:16:39
  Kim Kardashian claud I'd be like, really, h really, what does you
• 1:16:45
  do? Three eyes? Hospital says gets a deal? Well, shoot,
• 1:16:51
  what do you think the stop. Yeah, do you think he's gonna get
• 1:16:58
  what do you think they only make little sh It's the OSBA it's the OSBA
• 1:17:01
  ones. No, but imagine they only make little shoes for him and they
• 1:17:05
  what if they smell like strawberries? But I was just smelling strawberries because he
• 1:17:11
  likes strawberries. Oh he does, right? Yeah? What if he makes
• 1:17:14
  like a pizza s though one too? Hey? But if I don't know
• 1:17:18
  he's he is when like the coolest major's ever, So shout out to him
• 1:17:23
  and congrats on that deal. Wow. You know, one day I do
• 1:17:27
  hope to have a cool major like that by my side, like a mini
• 1:17:30
  me like your son, you're gonna rant one, you're gonna buy one,
• 1:17:35
  you have a kid. No, Like, at some point I'm gonna probably
• 1:17:40
  meet a cool major to my career and I'd be like, hey, do
• 1:17:41
  you know you just come to the podcast real quick and then it's gonna we're
• 1:17:44
  gonna hit it off. And then I'm gonna be like, you know what,
• 1:17:46
  dude, this we got something here, and then you know, like
• 1:17:49
  a Robin big situation, Yeah okay, and then it's gonna it's gonna be
• 1:17:54
  big. What would you call the show. I don't know. I have
• 1:17:58
  to have to know. I have to get to know the midget first.
• 1:18:00
  There's gotta be like a real major too, Like he has to be like
• 1:18:01
  up to hear a little yeah, like super somehow I'll be filming all that.
• 1:18:05
  Oh yeah, it might have said they have him in Peru Na.
• 1:18:12
  But those fools look like the They look like the ones from Willy Wonka.
• 1:18:16
  Would you want one from like Willy Wonka? Nah, I want like a
• 1:18:18
  hospital. You don't have anopa huh loom like like the ones that are marketable.
• 1:18:26
  Dog don't offense to the other majors. What is it? Uh like
• 1:18:30
  like marketable? And with the super reaches like you gotta be like like Abdual,
• 1:18:35
  which is like the like the rival that he almost remember that when they
• 1:18:38
  put him together that was the ship that blew him up. Dude. The
• 1:18:42
  other one's way more handsome. He's a looking he's a pop stars. Oh
• 1:18:48
  yeah, all these girls and ship. Oh yeah, he bones. He
• 1:18:56
  probably does bones fine bitches fine or meaning bitches probably but probably like imagine getting
• 1:19:02
  fun but like is your regular size chicken? Then he's just was like this
• 1:19:05
  big food. Yeah you remember remember you're just seeing this smiling. Do you
• 1:19:16
  remember like when Mini Me was humping Beyonce's leg? Yeah, yeah, like
• 1:19:20
  that dad like that. Yeah, I felt like that was like you're just
• 1:19:27
  staring into like that fool size when you're the bitch like like, like you
• 1:19:31
  ever seen that one bidget that looks like Vin Diesel. He's like, that's
• 1:19:35
  a that's a suitable size maget. Yeah, he's pretty big, but he's
• 1:19:40
  like this little though, like it's that one that that he does kids with
• 1:19:43
  Frankie. Yeah, they're all yoked out. Yeah he's yoked but he's like
• 1:19:46
  a little buff fish, you know what I mean, a little buff fish.
• 1:19:50
  Yeah, bro, but that fools pretty big. And then and I
• 1:19:53
  forget who says they know him, but that damn, what the hell started
• 1:19:58
  working? It started working. But I didn't turn this shit on. I
• 1:20:01
  mean, since we're talking about the fucking male bingets, the female men just
• 1:20:05
  be looking fine too, though on Instagram. I haven't seen a real one
• 1:20:09
  in person. I haven't seen a fine midget in person, but on Instagram,
• 1:20:14
  the homies always be sending me these fine little minets, fine little maje,
• 1:20:17
  fine little bigets. We haven't seen a little fine little midgets on Instagram,
• 1:20:21
  the female ones. Yeah, there'd be something to beginning their body done.
• 1:20:24
  You think when they go get a BBL, you think it's half price.
• 1:20:30
  Like when they go get their titties done, you think they get everything.
• 1:20:31
  Oh, I think they come like that. I don't think they're getting
• 1:20:34
  done up. Yeah, there's mad there's midget trippers getting done off for real.
• 1:20:39
  Yeah. Isn't it dangerous for them to go into the knife? Yeah?
• 1:20:42
  But it's like, I don't they don't give a fuck. Do majors
• 1:20:45
  live a lot shorter than than regular people? One hundred percent? I think,
• 1:20:47
  So what's the life expected? Because like if Andrew the Giant died after
• 1:20:51
  a certain age because you know, he just kept growing and his body couldn't
• 1:20:55
  take it, I imagine like being a midget, like yeah, because you
• 1:20:59
  know his condition was gigantism. I don't think a midget will quote unquot I
• 1:21:02
  don't think a quote unquote little person would just shrink over time. Dwarf is
• 1:21:09
  it? That would be crazy if they just and then they just end up
• 1:21:12
  being the size of his cup. Put them on table. M h,
• 1:21:15
  that'd be crazy. Dog, what would you do if you saw a person
• 1:21:17
  that size fucking steal them. Yeah right, they're coming with me? Dog,
• 1:21:23
  what do you mean? I'm like, yo, term triply look at
• 1:21:27
  the ship. He pick a moment like the like what was it? The
• 1:21:32
  toy cabinet? Who was that? That? Are you gonna do? Though?
• 1:21:36
  Like what are you gonna do? You're gonna be like, all right
• 1:21:39
  about you, Barbie house, you should have everything in here. So he'd
• 1:21:43
  be living it, bro like he'd be living it. Or what about that
• 1:21:45
  Matt Damon movie, Michael Michael size you remember that movie? That movie was
• 1:21:49
  pretty trippy, like but that because all right, so they deal with the
• 1:21:54
  overpopulation. So scientists come down with this whole thing of the end up shrinking
• 1:21:59
  people people and it's like and reversible. So like they build these like utopia
• 1:22:03
  fucking communities, like you get to live in the ball or house and all
• 1:22:06
  that shit, but like it costs like not even like just it's so cheap
• 1:22:12
  to live in this community and ship with like small people. They have everything.
• 1:22:15
  But what happens? He gets bored of it? Right? Yeah?
• 1:22:17
  Yeah, the ending of that movie is hilarious. You know what was sad?
• 1:22:21
  He told his wife that was supposed to go in there with with him,
• 1:22:25
  and then she then he did it, and then she was like sorry,
• 1:22:28
  I just couldn't do it. I was like, damn, that is
• 1:22:30
  hard. Yeah, man, damon rocking the ship. He's someone brought up
• 1:22:41
  the circus. Do you remember those super those super hairy like werewolf people.
• 1:22:45
  Yeah, that's scary. Would you rather be that or made? Yeah?
• 1:22:48
  Then a werewolf person? Hey, yeah, I'll start marketing. I'll start
• 1:22:51
  a little agency. I remember the first time I saw one of those world
• 1:22:58
  wolf people. I even looked down. Small time business. Small time business.
• 1:23:01
  Bro, he can tell, he can tell. He freaked me the
• 1:23:03
  fuck out. Those where were people are crazy, bro. I wonder like
• 1:23:06
  how that is, bro, Like, it's a mutation, is it?
• 1:23:09
  Yeah, it's a gene mutation. It's like an extra gene or whatever the
• 1:23:12
  fuck that is. But yeah, it's a they'll pass it on to their
• 1:23:15
  third if they keep having siblings, they'll keep passing on that trade. It's
• 1:23:18
  fucking how do we not know that fucking um where where I'm sorry? Real
• 1:23:27
  bigfoot is not a muting? What do you mean like a muting? Like?
• 1:23:32
  How do we not know that bigfoot is not a muting? Like because
• 1:23:35
  like he's just like a fucked up version of a human. He's like,
• 1:23:40
  Harry, you know that. I don't know. I'm just saying like no,
• 1:23:42
  I just think he's like like that thing before, we were a fucking
• 1:23:45
  a missing link. Yeah, the missing link because why because you believe that
• 1:23:50
  we really come from apes? Well, I don't believe that. I don't
• 1:23:54
  believe in evolution because there's a big ass gap where they can't explain where our
• 1:23:58
  brain doubles in size. The one thing that fucks me up? What are
• 1:24:00
  you believe in in that sense? Fuck? I don't fucking know. That's
• 1:24:05
  why I do Sam triple the showton full hat, I don't know if you
• 1:24:08
  had to choose one that makes the most sense. So I like, I
• 1:24:15
  like the shroom theory where they say that we ate shrooms and that's what made
• 1:24:20
  our brains grow twice as hize. That's a theory. It's called the shoo
• 1:24:25
  shroom ape theory, and it's the loge. Wouldn't that happen if you give
• 1:24:29
  any animals from shrooms? Now, Like, if you give it to mice,
• 1:24:30
  don't they all turn wouldn't they all turn into a master spinner? I
• 1:24:34
  mean, I don't know, but that's literally. So that's one of the
• 1:24:39
  logics was that that we were apes from the top and we'd come down and
• 1:24:42
  we eat the shrooms, and then shrooms make you visualize stuff and be creative,
• 1:24:45
  and then that's when we started like well, making fire mushrooms. Mushrooms
• 1:24:53
  open up like a part of your brain that we don't use like the normal.
• 1:24:56
  And they think if you give it to monkeys, you eventually that all
• 1:24:59
  you open up and no start being kind Yeah, like it opens up more
• 1:25:01
  of my brand. I think I forget what like brain? But how does
• 1:25:08
  it explain like, yeah, us not being as hairy out nape all that
• 1:25:13
  shit, I know would be what you don't believe in evolution? And the
• 1:25:16
  one thing that checks me out is like, how come if we evolve,
• 1:25:18
  w how come we're not able to just like like just fucking go up a
• 1:25:21
  tree and just be like like that would be like that's the one thing that
• 1:25:27
  fucks me up. Why Why would we lose our muscle stripe? That's what
• 1:25:30
  I'm saying. Would all be natural champion? Why is Lebron the champion?
• 1:25:33
  No? So okay, so I think I think it might be the nah
• 1:25:38
  that someone fucked with our fucking you can't get monkeys at the zoo mushrooms,
• 1:25:45
  And then like all of a sudden, two years later they're all like,
• 1:25:47
  hey, we turn human. He's on this six years. It's called evolution.
• 1:25:50
  You know, I do believe in evolution because that's real. I mean
• 1:25:56
  the Darwinism has You don't think that we You don't think that we would have
• 1:25:58
  evolved into something even more advanced at some point. We're working on it.
• 1:26:00
  We're gonna become robots pretty soon. You guys, think about that Mandela effect?
• 1:26:05
  What what? What? What? Why is that not evolution? We
• 1:26:09
  created the word of because it's not an organ it's not, but we created
• 1:26:13
  that word evolution. What did we see when we ate the KBBQ last week?
• 1:26:20
  What did we see? What do you mean? I oh, the
• 1:26:25
  robot waiter. Yeah, we're becoming We're we're evolving into Yeah, but we're
• 1:26:31
  still going to be around stupid. Eventually, we won't become a point we're
• 1:26:36
  just how do you guys feel about it? Like that Mandela effect that she's
• 1:26:41
  on going around? You're telling me right now, what's that the Mandela effect?
• 1:26:45
  Well, what's why do you say that toppy. I don't know.
• 1:26:50
  I just been saying a whole much of I can't. I can explain the
• 1:26:55
  Mandela effect, but but you're telling me I know what the Mandela fact,
• 1:26:58
  but like, what is the Infella's conversation? Yeah? Yeah, but but
• 1:27:02
  what I was telling what I'm what I'm done with that. I'm just know.
• 1:27:06
  What I'm trying to tell you is you don't believe. Like right now,
• 1:27:10
  let's say there was this new eyeball. This guy all of a sudden
• 1:27:12
  they made this eyeball where you can see a mile away. You don't think
• 1:27:15
  you'd eventually put it in your eye if I'm if my eyes eventually know if
• 1:27:20
  everyone has it, everyone's flexing that you have a lame assign the fool.
• 1:27:24
  I don't. Everyone's like, oh, I just tip a robot waiter.
• 1:27:28
  I don't tip. You know what I would do. I would carry a
• 1:27:31
  bunch of screw drivers, but like, here you go, just give him
• 1:27:35
  a whole bunch of bolts, give him some oil, yeah, give him
• 1:27:42
  some batteries so you can eat them. Yeah, bro, I wouldn't want
• 1:27:47
  to tip that food. He No, Bro, those will start becoming a
• 1:27:50
  part of society and spol was like LGBT robots too, Oh my god,
• 1:27:57
  Like I would I would be like, nah, Bro, this was white
• 1:28:00
  them out, dude, robots, not because they're LGBT, but just I'm
• 1:28:01
  like, hey, well these ones are learning all the stupid ship that robots
• 1:28:04
  ships are gonna take over. Bro's gonna add another T. First of all,
• 1:28:09
  if the LGBT, if the if the LGB two give the LGBTQ robots
• 1:28:14
  fucking came to real life, Bro, that would be a hell of a
• 1:28:15
  scary fucking gay priparade because there'd be nothing but terminators would just wait, It's
• 1:28:24
  just a matter of time to add the R lgbt Q R for robots.
• 1:28:30
  I don't know, man, a matter of time. Robots ain't gonna replace
• 1:28:32
  us, Bro, We made them. They're gonna replace us. But but
• 1:28:35
  look back to the whole theory. All. What I'm saying is, how
• 1:28:38
  come you can't give monkeys that are like real monkeys right now? Give them
• 1:28:41
  a bunch of mushrooms them beginning and see if they evolved. It takes a
• 1:28:44
  long time for it. Yeah, but it's gonna happen, like if what
• 1:28:45
  happened to us? Why are evolving? Though? Not remember if the videos
• 1:28:55
  of monkey using the stick to get fitched, that's evolution. He's using tools
• 1:29:00
  now, he's in stone He's technically in the Stone Age theory because they're using
• 1:29:04
  stones now or whatever. I think a gun. Yeah, yeah, they're
• 1:29:11
  just they are evolving, but they're just learning. It takes forever. Dog,
• 1:29:15
  you know, Okay, let me explain to you. Okay, look
• 1:29:17
  at look at the whole look at the universe, or how long on the
• 1:29:21
  Earth's been like you look at it like a calendar, right, can you
• 1:29:25
  can you picture that the whole time the Earth's been alive? Technically, look
• 1:29:30
  at it in the calendar. You know, when we when we start,
• 1:29:33
  when we when when we become part of this fucking story of this calendar.
• 1:29:38
  And like at the end of December, Damn, we're nowhere in their floor.
• 1:29:44
  We're nowhere in that calendar. Dog, species of monkeys and lemurs that
• 1:29:49
  have spent thousands of years living in the trees have been spending more and more
• 1:29:57
  time walking around on the forest floor due to circumstances like deforestation and climate change.
• 1:30:03
  Evolution, they have to evolve, damn. That's that's forced evolution.
• 1:30:10
  Though, Yeah, like I mean sounds messed up. But there's no evolution
• 1:30:15
  when it comes to humans anymore because anyone can anyone can can reproduce. I
• 1:30:23
  mean, he said say it again, there's no evolution in the human species
• 1:30:27
  anymore anymore because anyone can reproduce. Back in the day, like if you
• 1:30:32
  couldn't feed a female, you wouldn't couldn't reproduce type of thing. Like it
• 1:30:35
  was like the man like the if you get what I'm trying to say,
• 1:30:38
  the hunter gatherer. Yeah, like if you couldn't produce, couldn't provide.
• 1:30:42
  What happened if like a woman didn't get a man, she just starved and
• 1:30:44
  died. You never they always got, They always got taken care of.
• 1:30:48
  I'm pretty sure there was like a lag and it's like hey, man,
• 1:30:51
  like what or she was like fuck it, I'm just gonna share this man
• 1:30:55
  with this bitch, I mean, or or can't get how many wives the
• 1:31:00
  gangas calling have where? Yeah, but he was forcing everybody, Huh,
• 1:31:02
  he was kind of like forcing everybody. No, it wasn't. I mean,
• 1:31:06
  yeah, I mean maybe he was, Yeah, probably if he has
• 1:31:10
  that much women. Yeah, but he's also telling you, like you want
• 1:31:14
  to go be a peasant. He cut people's heads, you also want to
• 1:31:15
  go be a peasant. I mean, I'm not saying people's head I'm not
• 1:31:18
  I'm not justified. I'm not justifying anything. But have you fear? But
• 1:31:23
  have you heard have you heard the podcast with um us have fear? Have
• 1:31:29
  you heard the podcast with that North Korean? You know she says that the
• 1:31:30
  best thing that ever happened to her was getting sold into sex. Uh,
• 1:31:35
  into the sex life? Remember that? Yeah, and that's crazy when you
• 1:31:40
  hear about people's crazy life where you're like, oh, but she had a
• 1:31:44
  Ganges Khan. I was like, whoa, she could have been a peasant,
• 1:31:46
  and sometimes being a peasant fucking crazier than just sucks. The whole thing's
• 1:31:50
  horrible, But there's better things another. I'm sure anybody who changed her spot
• 1:31:55
  to be eating fucking eating me eating well than being eating like leaves and rats
• 1:31:59
  and shit, because that's what they do in North Korea. We're eating rats.
• 1:32:03
  They have people eating shit and collecting ship to make fuel. For real.
• 1:32:09
  They make a collector shit and turn it into the government so the government
• 1:32:11
  can fuck use it as fertilizer. Think about that. Oh, well,
• 1:32:14
  humans look like in a thousand years. First, humans of the future will
• 1:32:20
  have a hump. Humans of the future will have claws instead of hands.
• 1:32:27
  Humans of the future will have a ninety degree elbow. Is that what it's
• 1:32:33
  estimated? I mean, is that really what it says? Yeah, the
• 1:32:38
  skull will get bigger, but the brain will get smaller. The kernecks and
• 1:32:44
  new eyelids, damn, damn new eyelids. But like fucking claws though,
• 1:32:53
  calls, I mean, we need that. We're we're real weak. We're
• 1:33:00
  weak as fuck. If you put us in the wild, we're weak as
• 1:33:03
  fun. We can't defend for ourselves. How long have we been around?
• 1:33:09
  Sixty five million? I don't know, man like the human the human species,
• 1:33:14
  human rays? Yeah, yeah, did we suck holong? Without tools?
• 1:33:17
  We're horrible. Dog without fire, without sticks, without stones, we
• 1:33:21
  will be eating alive by almost anything out there. How got that? Okay?
• 1:33:27
  Here we go around. We've been around here for three hundred thousand years
• 1:33:32
  now, as far as the Homo sapiens are concerned, yes, homos,
• 1:33:38
  that's your people, gaber um, you know part of that. We're all
• 1:33:41
  the same team, you know, you know what though, speaking of the
• 1:33:44
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• 1:34:30
  to go through. But yeah, this is some footage from last week last
• 1:34:38
  weekend, the LAFC game and a couple of other things. I don't know
• 1:34:41
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• 1:34:45
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  you ready? What do you mean? Don't be led? Don't be putting
• 1:35:09
  your nasty fingers in it, bro, That's what was inside the bus.
• 1:35:13
  Be real. Now he's being surrounded by a lot of people to sign some
• 1:35:15
  ship. Will he be at the LAFC game later? That is to be
• 1:35:20
  determined. Why are you pushing Kevin? You know how I do it,
• 1:35:26
  forceibule? How are you you see that? My dad does hug me Patreon?
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  Hey, you gonna go to the game or what? Damn? Look
• 1:35:45
  at that hold out? Okay? What the guy? What? It makes
• 1:35:48
  the theme song for you? Hey? Look at that shit away from my
• 1:35:55
  camera? What's up? Bill? Hey? Even want to know? I
• 1:36:00
  didn't show up to Greenham? That was Hella Park game? Normally yes,
• 1:36:04
  normally yes, normally yes, but no, there's like two cars next parking
• 1:36:12
  lot, kids, and there's like twenty cars all back up. It's going
• 1:36:15
  down, going on to league. I'm I've never been on text, I've
• 1:36:31
  never been one, And what happened to your stupid ass? I don't build
• 1:36:35
  say I'm gonna put the screenshots in this video. And when I texted you
• 1:36:40
  when I said when I he was like you, I don't build it up.
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  Medn't find me? Like, how missa that you win up Xavier's money?
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  Show shout out to DJ Will. Yeah he starts and we're back.
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  Now he's doing some march handeling, some hands show. We didn't want to
• 1:37:53
  leave you guys hanging. What's up Toppy chilling? That's so with those heads
• 1:37:58
  you posted earlier today? Oh dude, those ships were sick, right is
• 1:38:01
  that? Yeah? No? That that chick fucking she's she's pretty heavy,
• 1:38:05
  bro, she does she give a good head? Because that's all I heard.
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  I don't know, no comment, no comment. Yeah, that's why
• 1:38:18
  I'm asking the private question. You want to follow toppies only fans to answer
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  that question? No, she's not on my only fans. But if you
• 1:38:30
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• 1:38:36
  fucking Will's about to subscribe right now? You're like, Wills about to subscribe
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• 1:38:55
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  Well, it's because I have to send that we had. Everyone has
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  to send a ten ninety nine for something like that. It's actual legal pitch,
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  like actually legal business. Ain't no joke. Yeah, I like it.
• 1:39:13
  Not amateur shit. No, no, that's not. That's it's crazy.
• 1:39:16
  Ari camera I Midlands. I missed the original casting couch. I remember
• 1:39:20
  those days. I don't know if I ever saw a real casting couch.
• 1:39:24
  Do you think you've seen a real casting couch? Probably not. Just just
• 1:39:29
  lie to me, tell me, yes, tell me I've seen a real
• 1:39:30
  casting couch. Let me believe it. Let me believe my imagination. You
• 1:39:33
  know how he's gonna go to Disneyland and he believes in Mickey and Goofy and
• 1:39:36
  he's like, hey, guys, then you believe. Let me believe.
• 1:39:41
  Let me believe that I've seen a real casting couch. Video in that dumb
• 1:39:45
  bitch thought she was there for a movie. She was there for Spider Man
• 1:39:48
  and she got Spider Spider come down. I don't know, I really want
• 1:39:51
  to believe this girl was like, oh my god, it didn't think it
• 1:39:54
  was really gonna happen. And then next thing, you know, if she
• 1:39:57
  goes home, you probably you know, probably thin too, huh. You
• 1:40:01
  probably thought the bang bust a real too, huh. Fucking Jewles Antina ruin
• 1:40:04
  that for me because she told you the fucking truth, not beson. We
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• 1:40:34
  take a camera with me, so raise gonna see some crazy shit that I'm
• 1:40:38
  gonna let him please do. Yeah, so it'll be fine you get to
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  some c please do if anybody would all be taking a picture of before and
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  after the camera and let you decide as well to see how well he takes
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  care of I'm taking one of her dits. I already new to take one
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  of her dicks, but up for real though, I'm looking for a pot
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  or in r V spot as of right now, so let me know a
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  pot. See, it's like a tenth. They give you what they see
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  and ship because I don't want to. I don't want to get a hotel.
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  I'm gonna do, but I want to be in the campsite, Like
• 1:41:08
  when WHEN'SDC next month nineteen in Vegas? Though, yep, it's gonna be
• 1:41:15
  hot food. Yeah, that's the best point. What do I want to
• 1:41:17
  call? I don't want to be. I don't see pitches in bikini.
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  I want to be drinking all day. Well, you still see bitches in
• 1:41:25
  bikinis that fucking raives. If it's I'll give you that. They don't give
• 1:41:30
  a fox. They could be like fucking like two degrees. And this bitch
• 1:41:32
  is like fucking in bikini and like a thong. It's like, what the
• 1:41:35
  fuck, Like aren't you Colin? But then again she's like gonna drugs and
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  fan all. Yeah, yeah, I feel like um druggies. Why I
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  don't know, like being in uh, I I don't know. I've just
• 1:41:50
  never done an DC like that. Everybody. Everybody's heading to Coachella right now.
• 1:41:56
  Yeah, today today was technically today's day zero, tomorrow's day one.
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  Ralph Ramo should be there. If I'm not mistaken, I'm kind of jealous.
• 1:42:03
  I wish I was there. I want to go Sunday. If anybody
• 1:42:04
  wants to go Sunday with me, let me know, Yeah, pull up
• 1:42:09
  on Sunday. He's on truck. You're gonna go to that Pokemon rave?
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  When is it? Ah san Diego all ROMI posted about it this weekend leaving
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  the flyer looked pretty dope. I was like, he's on what's up?
• 1:42:20
  I'll see it. Let me show you real quick. The fire looks dope.
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  But since we blogging, you gotta come to one of my raves.
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  Full. Let's go to Hard Summer. I'm already going, already got my
• 1:42:31
  ticket season. I mean it's hard Summer. Uh, the music festival coming
• 1:42:41
  base hip hop, hip hop like freaking deb step, drumming basse house.
• 1:42:50
  I can't find that the flyer for the Pokemon party, but it's dope,
• 1:42:53
  trust me. I mean it sounds pretty dope. I just don't know if
• 1:42:57
  I'm gonna be at the call seum. That's San Diego Pokemon parties. It'd
• 1:43:00
  be a bit for us to go, but be fun free A bunch of
• 1:43:03
  people dressing up as pokemons. Yeah, I'm a slimming or hot Pokemon.
• 1:43:08
  I don't know what. I don't know what the vibe is. I don't
• 1:43:10
  even know what the vibe is. But he literally got probably like a bunch
• 1:43:12
  of fucking onesies. Yeah, probably would you wear one? I would,
• 1:43:15
  But I'm just saying like it just seems like a bunch of fucking onesies.
• 1:43:18
  You don't think no one will go? All right? Yeah, there probably
• 1:43:20
  is. It's gonna be some Cosmo people. Would you ever do Cosmo?
• 1:43:25
  Yeah? If I had to cosplays a yeah, cosplay people? Yeah,
• 1:43:30
  would you do it? Yeah? If I had the right connections, it
• 1:43:32
  would you do? It'd be hard. I have to have to Yeah,
• 1:43:36
  you would have to be be fat, You'd have to be brought because you're
• 1:43:40
  dark. I'd probably have to be like that. That could be that shark
• 1:43:44
  fucking now. You can be snore lets, yeah, or like something like
• 1:43:48
  that, like a like a big Pokemon. I'm a big person, bro.
• 1:43:50
  Or he can be blastoids. You could do good blastoids. I don't
• 1:43:55
  know. It has to be realistic though, man, Like you have to
• 1:43:57
  you have to be something that's like like do boll you know what I mean,
• 1:44:01
  Like every like the celebrities. Have you ever seen the helly go all
• 1:44:04
  out for Halloween? Like we can see like all the rappers and they dress
• 1:44:06
  up like P Diddy was walking do that box. I'm choke, I'm a
• 1:44:12
  joke. There was like you remember when P Diddy was walking around like joker.
• 1:44:18
  Okay, that was fucking crazy because he because he was actually fucking with
• 1:44:21
  the people and he really got into the whole character and all this shit and
• 1:44:26
  he like yeah, you know what I mean, Like he took it kind
• 1:44:28
  of too far. I think he almost got into a fight with another rapper.
• 1:44:30
  I was like, I ain't playing that shit with you, man.
• 1:44:33
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