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Dirty Little Secret:This Haircut Secret Got Him In Trouble! · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: This is Dirty Little Secrets mixed one on two point nine.
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  Speaker 2: It's Bailly the Kid, Cannon, Slow Paz producer, Pooh, the
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  Speaker 2: stuff Candis has.
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  Speaker 1: To put up with.
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  Speaker 2: Right, I'm just listening to Pooh and I argue about
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  Speaker 2: the most random stuff behind the scenes. It's been going on.
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  Speaker 1: For twenty minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Because Pooh's always right, because Pooh says the most unhinged
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  Speaker 2: things I've ever heard in my life.
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  Speaker 1: We're talking about randomly.
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  Speaker 2: Don't ask me how, just two dudes talking, yeah, talking
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  Speaker 2: about basketball. And then this guy tells me that he
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  Speaker 2: used to be able to dunk, which I don't know
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  Speaker 2: what speaking of dirty little secrets, dirty little lies. That
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  Speaker 2: must have been such a secret that we never saw it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, even in your heyday, Pooh, you could never dunk.
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  Speaker 2: You're not even six foot tall. You can't dunk.
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  Speaker 1: That's tough. No, right, it's not like it's easy to
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  Speaker 1: It's not weird that you can't dump. Oh, it's not weird.
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  Speaker 2: Then he tells me, you know, he's like, oh, no,
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  Speaker 2: I might not be able to dunk anymore, but I
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  Speaker 2: could still touch the rim.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I could touch the rim of one.
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  Speaker 1: And you go well, I don't think you can touch
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  Speaker 1: the net. I don't I know I could touch it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even think he could touch the net.
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  Speaker 3: So then it became can you touch the ceiling.
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  Speaker 1: Boost jumping? So what came in is everything?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we felt the ground shape?
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  Speaker 1: All right, dirty little secret?
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  Speaker 2: If you got one eight three three seven eight seven
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  Speaker 2: one o nine now pooh, and I have to find
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  Speaker 2: a rim afterwards. Yeah, because now I gotta see if
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  Speaker 2: you could touch the rim or even the ned my
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  Speaker 2: house or the back board. He's gonna hurt himself. All right,
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  Speaker 2: if you got a secret, you let us know, and
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  Speaker 2: you got one. So what is going on?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I lied to my ex wife.
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  Speaker 1: Oh well that's normal. Is that not normal?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: I'm skidding, what did you what? What's the situation?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? So, uh so we have a kid together.
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  Speaker 4: He's eight, and for the last couple of years she's
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  Speaker 4: been letting him grow his hair out.
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  Speaker 3: Like longer and longer.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I got some people like that look, but my
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  Speaker 4: kid is starting to look like a little homeless girl.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean it was constantly in his face
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  Speaker 4: summer in Texas.
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  Speaker 3: So he's just been complaining about how hot it is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, long hair.
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  Speaker 2: It's tough. It's tough in the summer. But yeah, me,
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  Speaker 2: some little kids like eight year old at your son's eight,
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  Speaker 2: he looks. I mean, they look cute with long hair.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, so I brought up cutting it, like multiple times
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  Speaker 4: at every single time.
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  Speaker 3: She shuts that down immediately like, absolutely not. We're letting
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  Speaker 3: it grow. Do not cut his hair.
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  Speaker 1: We're letting it grow.
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  Speaker 2: We're like media, okay, yeah, like you don't have a decision,
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  Speaker 2: And she say, okay, so what happened?
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  Speaker 1: Did you don't tell me? You don't tell me you
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  Speaker 1: did it? Go ahead.
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  Speaker 4: So last weekend, my son was at my house and
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  Speaker 4: he started talking about wanting a haircut. So I looked
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  Speaker 4: at him and said, well, if you want it shorter,
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  Speaker 4: cut yours and we'll see how it looks.
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  Speaker 3: And I handed him a par of scissors.
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  Speaker 1: You handed him, apparently you handed the scissors.
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  Speaker 2: What do you do?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? Sure enough?
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  Speaker 4: He chopped a big chunk just right out of the front.
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  Speaker 1: I love that. This is what you said.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I know how to handle this. I won't
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  Speaker 2: cut it. He will, Yeah, exactly what. He took a
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  Speaker 2: chunk out of his hair.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, And at that point, you know what, what am
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  Speaker 3: I supposed to do?
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  Speaker 4: I just kind of took him straight to the barber
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  Speaker 4: and had my good my guy hooked him up.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, okay, give a clean, awesome haircut.
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  Speaker 4: Looks great and he loves it like He's been smiling
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  Speaker 4: all week talking about how.
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  Speaker 3: Much cooler he feels. Great.
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  Speaker 1: I like that. I like kids to do their things.
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  Speaker 3: You were the moment, would you lose your mind?
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  Speaker 1: You know, kid to have the haircut he wants. Some
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  Speaker 1: moms are cont hair. Some moms are not like that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So did mom lose her mind or how did
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  Speaker 2: it unfold?
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  Speaker 1: Or has she not? Does she know yet?
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  Speaker 3: Well? Yeah, so Sunday Sunday, I took him back to.
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  Speaker 4: His mom's house and uh yeah, she absolutely lost her
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  Speaker 4: her mind. She set him inside, started screaming at me
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  Speaker 4: in the driveway, asking me what I was thinking?
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  Speaker 3: Why I ignored her? How dare I cut his hair?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that's where the lie kind of came in.
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  Speaker 1: What did you tell her? I said, I I didn't
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  Speaker 1: cut his hair.
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  Speaker 4: He cut his own bags and I had to take
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  Speaker 4: him somewhere to fix it.
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  Speaker 3: It's technically more of a white wine. Yeah, technically did
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  Speaker 3: cut his own bangs.
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  Speaker 1: You just left out the part where I handed.
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  Speaker 3: It, where I encouraged it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. She was still probably so mad.
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  Speaker 2: But what are you gonna do because I took my
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  Speaker 2: own hair when I was a kid. I think everyone
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  Speaker 2: did at one point.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you yeah, you're right, you got to
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  Speaker 1: fix it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: She calmed down a little when she heard the story,
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  Speaker 4: And to be honest, I do think she needs to
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  Speaker 4: get over herself. He's my son too. I should have
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  Speaker 4: some say and whether it gets.
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  Speaker 3: A hair cut or not. And he wanted it like
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  Speaker 3: he wanted to cut his hair. It's not all on me,
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  Speaker 3: and he likes it. He looks a hundred times better.
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  Speaker 2: Mine wasn't a big meltdown like this and a big fight,
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  Speaker 2: but mine was similar where my son's hair was getting
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  Speaker 2: long and ended up cutting it. And oh yeah, my
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  Speaker 2: ex was not happy with me at all. She was
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  Speaker 2: not happy I didn't hand them scissors. I should have
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  Speaker 2: actually should have stole this idea. She was like, we
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  Speaker 2: wanted it longer, and then I said no, he wanted
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  Speaker 2: it short. And you know what she said to me,
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  Speaker 2: She was like, yeah, you told him. She thought I
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  Speaker 2: told him no. It's gonna look better short, and I
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  Speaker 2: encouraged him, so that's why he wanted it short, which
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  Speaker 2: I really didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Not completely well, sir, thank you. That's a good secret.
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  Speaker 2: You'll die with that one unless he gets old enough
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  Speaker 2: and he's like, yeah, daddy handed me the scissors. But
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  Speaker 2: we'll leave that part out for now. But thank you
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  Speaker 2: so much for your confession.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I appreciate you.
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  Speaker 2: Thank