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OUTRO: Involving The Wife · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Good stuff for all you lean bastards.
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  Speaker 2: Loving the Picture podcast, Get Up Even Closer.
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  Speaker 1: On Instagram, YouTube and ticktu off for for Dogger for
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  Speaker 1: to seven every weekday on radio.
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  Speaker 3: Get a Feelers, Get a Keazy Hello, Chris, Hi, Michael,
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  Speaker 3: how are you today?
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  Speaker 1: Good? Thank you?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Chris. What's your middle name?
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  Speaker 4: Jason?
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  Speaker 1: It's w William William. Okay, what's yours?
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  Speaker 2: Is?
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  Speaker 4: Jason? Charles, Charles Hoyt, Michael, Vincent Mino.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, cool, yeah, okay, good.
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  Speaker 4: We'll not James James William as well. I think, how
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  Speaker 4: are you.
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  Speaker 2: Going, fellers? How David told me to your day?
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what for your day?
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  Speaker 4: Do you know what I did?
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  Speaker 1: Put the pressure on au? So you just sit back
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  Speaker 1: and so I tell us about your day, fellas, lean back.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and preferably for nine minutes about that.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't. I woke up today, right, that's good, that's good,
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  Speaker 3: that's good. Chair, had a coffee, started watching. I watched
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  Speaker 3: the second episode of the show Review today, which is
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  Speaker 3: nine of the Seven Kingdoms, and then I haven't gone
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  Speaker 3: outside my house until I left today. I haven't spoken
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  Speaker 3: to anyone. I have been doing funk all right, great.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is nice to have those kinds discuss what
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  Speaker 2: the fuck it is?
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  Speaker 1: Just scattered, I have my mouth? What else I need
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  Speaker 1: to do?
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  Speaker 2: Leave the room, foul beast.
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  Speaker 1: The not running some brother.
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  Speaker 4: Actually that's a good question.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 4: I used to go outside and rip ass near your tomatoes?
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  Speaker 1: Are you going to go in the elevator at the
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  Speaker 1: new place?
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  Speaker 2: Is that there's high ceilings.
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  Speaker 1: So what you climbing?
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  Speaker 4: So I bought a ladder.
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  Speaker 2: So I go into the room, into my room as.
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  Speaker 4: So, you bought a ladder.
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  Speaker 3: There's it's sort a floating shell with a few tomato
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  Speaker 3: plants on it, like all fours.
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  Speaker 2: There's a good news. The good news is there's lots
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  Speaker 2: of windows and it's a big open space.
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  Speaker 1: So I can't it the smell you're worried about. Not
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  Speaker 1: the noise.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I know. I'm conscious of the noise when my
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  Speaker 2: wife is present.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm concerned about. Yeah, I would hope you
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't be going outside when you're alone to that. Oh
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  Speaker 1: hell no, yeah, no, ship, no good. No.
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  Speaker 2: I rap pass when it's just me, and I enjoy it.
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  Speaker 2: I genuinely enjoy ripping ass when I'm by myself.
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  Speaker 4: For some reason, I can't help. But I'm picturing Shenade
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  Speaker 4: over an island listening to this.
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  Speaker 3: I've got Yeah, she looks like but you know, the toilet,
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  Speaker 3: the photo perfect.
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  Speaker 1: If we could get an office photo, thanks very much,
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  Speaker 1: that would be really nice. That would be cool, and
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  Speaker 1: just put a certain around Shanade for Kezy.
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  Speaker 4: Can you not say that?
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  Speaker 2: Boy? I say. Kezy showed me something on his phone
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  Speaker 2: yesterday that keeps popping up on his phone and he said, Jace,
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  Speaker 2: who do you think.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, looks like it's I need to clarify what it is.
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  Speaker 3: It's a bot that you get sent into your hidden
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  Speaker 3: requests on Instagram that's just churning out rat links and stuff, right,
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  Speaker 3: And there's a whole lot of different fake people on
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  Speaker 3: this one chat, but the same one keeps popping up.
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  Speaker 2: And he showed it to me mag and he said,
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  Speaker 2: how do you think that looks like.
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  Speaker 4: In a bikini as.
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  Speaker 2: A woman, quite a voluptuous woman in a bikini, and
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  Speaker 2: he said, I think that looks like your wife?
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  Speaker 1: And it was like, excuse me, you correct that?
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  Speaker 2: No I didn't. I was disgusted.
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  Speaker 3: No, same, and I feel bad about it. But it's
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  Speaker 3: just the way that she looks when you look at
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  Speaker 3: it quickly. Because it's such a small, little profile photo.
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  Speaker 3: It looks like your wife.
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  Speaker 1: It shows me the difference in her eyesight. Because he
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  Speaker 1: showed it to me, I said, he said, who does
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  Speaker 1: that look like? I was fucked. I can barely tell
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  Speaker 1: you're holding a phone.
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  Speaker 2: Was it because she was wearing glasses?
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  Speaker 4: Do you think it's the No? No, no, it's nothing
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  Speaker 4: to do with the bussies. That's what makes it weird.
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  Speaker 4: It's the brunette telling me.
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  Speaker 1: It makes it weird.
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  Speaker 4: It's the brunette with glasses.
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  Speaker 3: Because the woman in the photo, I would say, is
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  Speaker 3: maybe like forty and is brunette with glasses and the
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  Speaker 3: hair is out and this several times I've met your wife.
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  Speaker 4: She looks quite similar.
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  Speaker 1: See what he's down there?
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  Speaker 2: What like?
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  Speaker 4: I know it's weird, right, but it's just I'm just
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  Speaker 4: telling you that it's.
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  Speaker 2: Really weird, man, And it's freaking man. But I can't
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  Speaker 2: I met my wife when she's wearing a bikini.
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  Speaker 4: No, I said, it's the face and the hair and
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  Speaker 4: the glasses.
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  Speaker 1: It's not the weird thing. Is the weirdest thing about
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  Speaker 1: all of it? Is is it the woman in the photo?
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  Speaker 1: Not that there's anything wrong with this is African American,
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  Speaker 1: I know, and your wife is Caucasian?
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  Speaker 2: She is?
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  Speaker 3: Well, then who the hell did I see you with them?
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  Speaker 3: The Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurarchymer
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  Speaker 3: The Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Send it off to the podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Can I show you the photo and you just verify it?
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  Speaker 1: You verify it. He's a verifier of Jason.
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  Speaker 4: He's an honest guy.
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  Speaker 2: Well, if anyone knows, if anyone knows, Buzzy, that's Pugsan.
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  Speaker 4: This photo needs the busy verification stamp.
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  Speaker 3: All right, look at the top photo there and tell
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  Speaker 3: me whether that looks sort of like Jason's partner, does it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the glasses choice. It's the same style of glass.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I would have gone along the lines of
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  Speaker 1: look this woman with her jags out, where's a similar
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  Speaker 1: pair of glasses to Jason's wife? And then I would
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  Speaker 1: have said nothing about it. And yet these two secos
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  Speaker 1: look at them.
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  Speaker 2: I know, Well, what do you mean?
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  Speaker 4: I just got it verified by Pugs, who's a very
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  Speaker 4: honest person.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, and it does when he just gets out of control, I.
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  Speaker 4: Won't have another look at the photo. Put your glasses on,
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  Speaker 4: have another look.
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  Speaker 2: God's sake, genuinely, And I want to know what Maggie
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  Speaker 2: did today.
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  Speaker 4: He had a bit of workman. Spoiler alert.
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  Speaker 2: The top photo, all I can see is busy.
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  Speaker 1: But just look above those there's the head there.
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  Speaker 4: Tell me that it doesn't look like you're wife.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't look like my wife.
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  Speaker 4: Yes it does.
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  Speaker 1: I did a bit of work today. Oh did you
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  Speaker 1: mean yeah, all day though, Yeah, I can't see it. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's great, man, It was pretty good. It was a
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  Speaker 1: good day there. I had a good day. But I
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  Speaker 1: haven't been to the gym all week. I've been too
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  Speaker 1: busy working. But I tell you what I did have
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  Speaker 1: is I had a good sleep last night. I went
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  Speaker 1: to be at eight. Wow, we started to watch the
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  Speaker 1: second episode. We're going to watch the second episode of
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  Speaker 1: Night of the Seven Kingdom's Eer and it's just like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, what fucked haven't we got? You know, it's
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  Speaker 1: been separate bedrooms. Yeah, my wife's got a cough. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: she still goes out, still got it, man, And she's
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  Speaker 1: getting heaps of them chesty. I bullied her. She's a
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  Speaker 1: shocking bastard. I've bullied her, bullied her into going to
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  Speaker 1: the doctor because she never goes she's like you Jo,
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  Speaker 1: she refused ago you're making. Then she'll making a point
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  Speaker 1: which is ten years down the track. And to see
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  Speaker 1: her doctor. She can't just see any person with a
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  Speaker 1: medical degree. It has to be yes, her doctor. And
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  Speaker 1: then she'll just forget it right. All very convenient.
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  Speaker 2: I will say, on my behalf, if I do make
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  Speaker 2: an appointment, I will go there.
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  Speaker 1: We're a backbone. It's just I never make an appoint
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  Speaker 1: And she gets lots of coughs. And the reason why
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  Speaker 1: I know it's her is because I catch everything and
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  Speaker 1: I've never caught a cough off her, but last year
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  Speaker 1: she must have had five of them.
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  Speaker 2: Do you reckon?
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  Speaker 1: She's outrage She should get off the darts and the
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  Speaker 1: purse man she was on them. She's never had a
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  Speaker 1: cigarette or even a puff of a cigarette. Wow, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's amazing that. It's pretty good, isn't it. It's really sure
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  Speaker 1: that for what it was right from the start. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it was old Keesy started in his thirty is the
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  Speaker 1: piece of ship he did.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't had a cigarette making going.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't had a cigarette since last time, since the
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  Speaker 3: last hucky thing where like Maniah and Beck and stuff
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  Speaker 3: ahead well, neither should you.
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  Speaker 1: Give How are you going on the vapes shows?
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  Speaker 2: I don't have a vape Just fuck me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm asking for an update on the fact that you've
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  Speaker 1: given up vape dum.
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  Speaker 2: It's okay. It's been a very I've had moments of
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  Speaker 2: stress this week and I've gone I need to suck
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  Speaker 2: you just suck on something.
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  Speaker 4: But if you've just dealt with it without needing their vave,
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  Speaker 4: it's great.
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  Speaker 1: Good for you. I'm really very good. What a mental
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  Speaker 1: thing that you go to when you're feeling like because
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  Speaker 1: you always have these things that pop up in you.
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  Speaker 1: You could be weak, but you sort of have the
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  Speaker 1: mental thing that you go do to talk yourself out
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  Speaker 1: of it. What are you going with?
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  Speaker 2: What I go with is that I've realized, and I've
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  Speaker 2: said this before, that within two minutes I'll be thinking
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  Speaker 2: of something else, so I just don't do something else
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  Speaker 2: and then it just leaves my brain.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: And yeah, because I'm walking around everywhere, I don't know
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  Speaker 2: it's weird.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's good. Yea home game with I've had my
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  Speaker 1: fun yes, fair enough, I've had my phone. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because I've seen what I saw some photos of some
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  Speaker 1: mates for younger mates and they're at a wedding or
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  Speaker 1: something and smoking darts, you know, So that looks good
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  Speaker 1: and I thought, but I've had my phone, it was good.
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  Speaker 1: I've done my dish.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 3: What I saw yesterday while I was driving home was
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  Speaker 3: a cool old convertible car from like the seventies and
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  Speaker 3: a girl in her mid twenties driving it and smoking
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  Speaker 3: a dart. Yeah, so cool, And I was like that
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  Speaker 3: maybe the fucking coolst shit I've ever seen. And it
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  Speaker 3: was manual, and so she was she was had the
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  Speaker 3: dart in her right hand and then when the traffic moved,
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  Speaker 3: she had to leave it in this like in her
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  Speaker 3: mouth hand on the wheel changing gear and took it.
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  Speaker 4: And I was just like, as a fucking did you
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  Speaker 4: find that hat? Did fucking oath?
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  Speaker 1: I did?
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  Speaker 2: Did you go home?
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  Speaker 1: And no?
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  Speaker 3: I went home to my lovely wife and I was
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  Speaker 3: just like that, God.
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  Speaker 1: You're right. But then I also saw an old fellow
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  Speaker 1: doing something similar. It might have been Vincent Casell or
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  Speaker 1: something like that, you know, yeah, you know the activist. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: he's a French chector and same saying I'm hanging off
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  Speaker 1: with that. But I know, I know he wakes up
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  Speaker 1: of the morning coughs, is wrung out, and I know
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  Speaker 1: he hates himself because he still smokes. That kind of
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  Speaker 1: ruins it.
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  Speaker 2: My step mom she was a shock like that. The
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  Speaker 2: first ten minutes of every day. She'd just be hacking
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  Speaker 2: her lungs out. And but I never had that. I
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if you did it, but I never
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  Speaker 2: used to wake up and cough cough, cough, cough cough.
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  Speaker 1: It's never been had a complete absence of it like
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  Speaker 1: you but Rolie as I could smoke and I didn't
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  Speaker 1: really get it. You get the cough. But if I
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  Speaker 1: had been on the tailor's yes, But now it's gotten
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  Speaker 1: to the point where I get it when i'm smoking, yes,
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  Speaker 1: just yeah, it's just not it. It's not cool. It's
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  Speaker 1: not smoking and then just hacking, coughing.
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  Speaker 3: I think the thing the reason why that that girl
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  Speaker 3: I saw was cool was because she was so young,
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  Speaker 3: and usually they'll be hanging off a vape frame.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it was because she was like the most most.
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  Speaker 3: Woman that you'd see driving a seventies car and smoking
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  Speaker 3: a dart are in there, like sixties.
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  Speaker 1: Well you don't see any of those things.
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  Speaker 4: No, totally by outwist.
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  Speaker 3: But because she was, she wasn't on a vape and
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  Speaker 3: she wasn't driving a VW golf. It was the durry
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  Speaker 3: instead and the oldest fuck cart. I'm with you, Hey, Jase,
• 11:38
  Speaker 3: could you tell your wife to stop messaging me on Instagram?
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  Speaker 1: Man, you're a filthy glass. We go to bring this
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  Speaker 1: up when we come around for dinner next Friday'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you what fantastic see she looks.
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  Speaker 4: Like okay for one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 3: But what I don't want is for people to think
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  Speaker 3: I'm weird because this bot has started.
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  Speaker 4: Doing that to me and it just happens to her.
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  Speaker 4: You know, why don't we do this?
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  Speaker 3: But it's a bart Why don't we put a photo
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  Speaker 3: up on the Instagram story of your wife?
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  Speaker 2: We will fucking not be doing that.
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  Speaker 1: This is a big show weekdays. Ready, headache,