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410: My Female Trouble · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Hello, what up? Bro? You know what I
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  Speaker 1: was thinking right before I connected. I want to quote
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  Speaker 1: Alan Arkin in the classic legendary film Going in Style,
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  Speaker 1: or I thought you're about to say die Hard, but
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  Speaker 1: he's not in that Going in Style. At the end
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  Speaker 1: when he looks out, he plays a miserable curmudgeon and
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  Speaker 1: he goes, you know, I have this very odd feeling.
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  Speaker 1: I can't quite put my my my my finger on it.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't felt it in some time, but I think
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  Speaker 1: it might be happiness right now? Are you happy right now? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: It's seventy five in La and um that my cherry
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  Speaker 1: blossoms are blooming, and I'm not gonna lie. I got
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  Speaker 1: a little pep in my step. That's great. And I
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  Speaker 1: was so excited to see you guys. I'm happy to
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  Speaker 1: see Look, I'm always happy to see y'all. You know
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  Speaker 1: how it goes. Yes, I'm always happy to see you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just you know, sometimes we're doing the podcast, I
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  Speaker 1: still get nerves. I'm like, oh, I hope we were funny.
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  Speaker 1: I hope I have energy and blah blah. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I still believe it or not. You might be surprised
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  Speaker 1: listener to know that I still get a little nervous
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  Speaker 1: as we're starting. But today I was walking through my
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  Speaker 1: garden and I went, I'm happy, jo Well, please turn
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  Speaker 1: off rebels during the show that was freaking Ariana Grandees
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  Speaker 1: was classics and no no no oh no no no
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  Speaker 1: no no no, no no, because you and I listen
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  Speaker 1: and don youn't believe God in the one mon am
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  Speaker 1: I right? Is that they just from that alone, that's
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  Speaker 1: what I would be biking too. Yeah, I know. And
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  Speaker 1: guess Cody would be like, guess what your guess what
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  Speaker 1: you're riding. Cody would be the leader of the ride
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  Speaker 1: talking about that's right God as a woman. Everybody loves
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  Speaker 1: this Cody. I gotta get in there, Joel, when's your birthday? October? First,
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  Speaker 1: you're a libra I am a libra um. We might
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  Speaker 1: Donald and I might have to give you a peloton
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  Speaker 1: as only one. We have a whole spot. Dan Daniel's
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  Speaker 1: like my Monday has come and garden, oh my God,
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  Speaker 1: with a motherfucking record, no record of all. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: I don't ever like seeing Joel Monique at all melancholic.
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  Speaker 1: And she said that I wish I had a peloton
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  Speaker 1: with such a little bit of melancholy in her voice
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  Speaker 1: that I was like, how can I rectify that? I'm
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  Speaker 1: get that hotti a bike? Yes, there it is. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Do you spend the day Donald, I did not spend today.
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  Speaker 1: I'd spent the day riding a freaking rap. Well, doctor,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna get to that rap, and I'm very excited
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  Speaker 1: to hear it, because well before we get to everyone,
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  Speaker 1: the chatter about how good you're rapping is, I'm gonna say,
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  Speaker 1: the real chatter is everybody flipping out over Richard Kind,
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  Speaker 1: which makes me so happy. What a great episode man,
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  Speaker 1: he did such a you know, you get lucky sometimes,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we always try to bring in really good
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  Speaker 1: guests for you and stuff. Yeah, but sometimes you get lucky.
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  Speaker 1: I would have never guessed that Richard would have had
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  Speaker 1: so much I know, I know he's a vet, but
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  Speaker 1: I would have never guessed that he would have given
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  Speaker 1: his knowledge so freely as he would say, I assume this,
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  Speaker 1: this this knowledge is complimentary. I mean, but it was
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  Speaker 1: really if it was amazing, dude. I listened to it back,
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  Speaker 1: and I was just you know, we always listened back.
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  Speaker 1: As you notice, see if we have notes or it's
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  Speaker 1: anything we want to cut or whatever. And I was
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  Speaker 1: just driving in my car and I was cracking up
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  Speaker 1: and then and then all of a sudden, he dropped
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  Speaker 1: some of the awesome fucking you know advice or knowledge
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  Speaker 1: and then, oh my god. I call Bill this morning.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, have you listening yet? He goes, no,
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  Speaker 1: my you know my ritual. I get in bed with
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  Speaker 1: my beat's headphones so I don't bother. Krista and I
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  Speaker 1: listened that night. I'm all right, but dude, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: love this. And I go, I can't. I gotta tell
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  Speaker 1: you what he said, and I told him how he
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  Speaker 1: goes how. Richard was like, now I heard there was
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  Speaker 1: a podcast and uh and I said, and they said
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  Speaker 1: I should call you guys, and I said, don't worry,
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  Speaker 1: they'll call, and uh, I just I've been laughing. I've
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  Speaker 1: been smiling all day about Richard kind going they'll call,
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  Speaker 1: and we did, and we did, and we did. Did
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  Speaker 1: you know? I had a lot of people on my
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  Speaker 1: Instagram comments saying, uh, you know, you guys should keep
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  Speaker 1: doing those point five episodes. They're so um, you know, informative,
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  Speaker 1: you know, because we had done the one with Johnny
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  Speaker 1: C when we had an episode mix up. And I
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  Speaker 1: think that's a really cool thing to fold in um
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  Speaker 1: because people really love it when you go. When you go,
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  Speaker 1: you know, every once in a while, we're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: do an episode we're gonna take you know, we could
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  Speaker 1: do it with so many other guest stars that would
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  Speaker 1: you know, we could do it with. You know. The
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  Speaker 1: thing about rich re the thing I mean not to
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  Speaker 1: not to dish anybody else that we do it with.
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  Speaker 1: You know, he also just happens to be an amazing
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  Speaker 1: storyteller and uh, you know, not everyone is going to
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  Speaker 1: come and bring bring the heat like that. Well yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, well, I mean the thing is, he's one
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  Speaker 1: of those people that always gives you comedy with his
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  Speaker 1: with his storytelling, and that's very important for Fake Doctor's
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  Speaker 1: real friends. Yeah, we are not a dramatic show. We
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  Speaker 1: do not sit here and pretend to be a dramatic show. Right.
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  Speaker 1: We want to make you smile. So when we have
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  Speaker 1: guests like Richard Kind, I definitely agree with you we
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  Speaker 1: should do the point five shows. Yeah, I agree with you.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a it's like a deep dive with one person. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and both times at both times it's happened by accident
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  Speaker 1: where we were both like, oh shit, they didn't watch
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  Speaker 1: the episode. What do we do? I guess we did
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  Speaker 1: that with Gabby too. M Well, yeah, yeah, absolutely still
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  Speaker 1: talked about the episode though. Oh we did talk about
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  Speaker 1: the episode. Yeah, this one's good, and um, I'm excited
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  Speaker 1: to talk about it. Should you? Should we? Should we
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  Speaker 1: get into it? Should you? Should you count us into
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  Speaker 1: America's favorite song? Well, let's start with the recap first. No,
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  Speaker 1: we always count in first, Donald, and this one, I
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  Speaker 1: need to do the recap first. Real Oh, there must
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  Speaker 1: be a secret thing that I'm not thinking of all
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  Speaker 1: right now, everybody loves your rapping. I got a d
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  Speaker 1: M from Doctor Dre Bullshit and he said, if you
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  Speaker 1: told you it was about it is because DJ Daniel
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  Speaker 1: not a cousin of No. He DMS me and said,
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  Speaker 1: do you know how I can get in touch with
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  Speaker 1: Donald Fayson because Chronic I have a new album and
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  Speaker 1: I'd like to do a track with Donald and DJ Daniel.
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  Speaker 1: He wants me on Chronic twenty twenty one. Yes, I
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  Speaker 1: get on Nice. That'd be dope. By the way, Look
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  Speaker 1: the running Man, because I want to learn the running man.
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  Speaker 1: I taught my daughter how to do the running man.
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  Speaker 1: I could teach you how to do the running while
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  Speaker 1: your daughter can dance a lot better than I can.
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  Speaker 1: But I would really love you since you are. I
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  Speaker 1: think it's safe to say one of the great running
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  Speaker 1: amazing running man? Do you remember the Keenan Thompson schedule?
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  Speaker 1: Who what up with that? Jason Sedikas comes in in
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  Speaker 1: a red run Adida's suit and does the funniest, silliest
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  Speaker 1: I think it's running man. It's amazing. I want to
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  Speaker 1: do that. Cow yes, mazelt to our friend Jason sedika
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  Speaker 1: is for winning the Golden Globe. That was peak. There's
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  Speaker 1: no way to say I don't give a fuck about awards.
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  Speaker 1: Better than accepting in a tied eye hoodie. I really
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  Speaker 1: you gotta tip your hat to that. I personally would
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  Speaker 1: have been like tails, but it was the middle of
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  Speaker 1: the night in England, so we'll give him the all
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  Speaker 1: right hoodie? But um, I gotta tell you, I was
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  Speaker 1: just so excited I was just I you know, I know,
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  Speaker 1: I try and brag about being a part of that show,
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  Speaker 1: but in all seriousness, when when I was directing and
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was funny, I knew Jason was charming
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  Speaker 1: as fucking hell and Bill is Bill, but I had
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  Speaker 1: no idea that it would become the huge success it's become.
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  Speaker 1: It is that. By the way, that's Apple's first Golden Globe. Wowy,
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  Speaker 1: it is yeah, very exciting, Jason said. Akis everybody, and
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  Speaker 1: of course if you're one of the four people that
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  Speaker 1: has not watched the show, please check it out. All right,
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  Speaker 1: you ready, Donald, Here we go j D and they
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  Speaker 1: got beef thanks to Julian Muga Leese. I wish it
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  Speaker 1: was beak like the Face because we'd all say along, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know the theme song, Elliot's sick of bullshit. They
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  Speaker 1: test her at work like a quiz. She becomes a
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  Speaker 1: boy because her patients a dick Thanka, so say ish.
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  Speaker 1: Georgia's pep talk was a refreshing shift. Todd gets to
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  Speaker 1: sex Ali Yep in the end on your favorite of Kanye.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we stake friends rose before host, but love
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  Speaker 1: always wins. I learned all this watching Wanda vision Joel Monique.
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  Speaker 1: The recap is complete. Shout out d beat for this beat.
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  Speaker 1: You what free DJ Daniel, hear me? I see how
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  Speaker 1: you do respect to all of you listen this too.
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  Speaker 1: Now back to this show. I was almost so late
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  Speaker 1: after one, two, three, four comes. Here's some stories about
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  Speaker 1: and he's that stories never so data around here, a
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  Speaker 1: yata around here. That's amazing. He's so amazing. God, dude,
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  Speaker 1: in your next life, you need to be a rapper.
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  Speaker 1: Love that one. Um, you're talented. You're very talented rapper, Daniel.
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  Speaker 1: I hope that your beat can can match the awesomeness
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  Speaker 1: of that. He will, he will crush that dude if
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  Speaker 1: he that. The thing is it's at one fifteen beats
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  Speaker 1: per minute, so the beat could be like something freaky
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  Speaker 1: with that, you know what I mean? Like, that's the crazy.
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  Speaker 1: What do you want him to do slower? I want
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  Speaker 1: him to do whatever he want. Whatever he's feeling, man, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: whatever you're feeling, Daniel, guys, um, so family feud got real?
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: You got real real? This is so fast. We're taping on.
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  Speaker 1: When Joel March something I don't know when it airs.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what it airs? No? I don't, but
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  Speaker 1: it's the day after our live show we tape it, yes,
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  Speaker 1: so you have to Well yeah, okay everyone, we're gonna
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: tell you when we know, and we're going on the
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  Speaker 1: Drew Barrymore Show. Right, we're going up. We will have
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: already been on The Drew Barrymore Show at this point. Really,
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  Speaker 1: when does when does it air? What we record? We
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  Speaker 1: record tomorrow. I don't know when it airs? Actually, sorry,
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: can you find out from Danika when it airs? Maybe
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  Speaker 1: we can tell the fans to t vow it. Remember
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  Speaker 1: t vow gosh, I do remember. Remember it's the sound
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  Speaker 1: effects of tea. I didn't have what. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what that well, TiVo, I don't know what that that
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  Speaker 1: that artistry of of of designing merchandises, but the really
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  Speaker 1: gratifying audible noises sound sound design for products. Daniel, what
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  Speaker 1: is that? What is that? Yeah? I mean it's just
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  Speaker 1: kind of like folly in sound designer all you know,
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  Speaker 1: innately part of the design of a product. I mean
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  Speaker 1: that much is just as important as like, for example,
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  Speaker 1: the headshot noise and something like call of duty or
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  Speaker 1: any kind of like video game or any sort of
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  Speaker 1: product that's like, it's a huge part of the defining
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  Speaker 1: the experience is that this many years later, I'm still
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  Speaker 1: thinking about how I really enjoyed the sound effects on
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  Speaker 1: TiVo and they're gone, because you know, the Apple TV
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  Speaker 1: ones or or whatever aren't really gratifying at all. In fact,
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: I finally figured out how to turn off the auto
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  Speaker 1: playing of the show on Netflix. You know what I mean?
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: Do you guys have that shit turned on or off
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  Speaker 1: where automatic goes into the eye when you're flipping around Netflix. No? No,
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: when you're flipping around Netflix, if it just starts playing
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  Speaker 1: the show the trailer of the show. Oh, I like
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: that feature. I know a lot of people do. I
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  Speaker 1: love it? Oh? I hate it, even if I can't
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  Speaker 1: think it's doubly satisfactory because either it's a horrible clip
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  Speaker 1: that tells you nothing about the show, which I find
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  Speaker 1: to be entertainment in and of itself. I'm like, why
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  Speaker 1: did you show us a woman walking through this house
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  Speaker 1: for a full minute? What was the point? I don't
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  Speaker 1: know anything about her or why because I assume because
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: those trailers aren't specifically cut biting him. You want someone
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  Speaker 1: just clip out I mean, no human would do this.
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  Speaker 1: Let me let me let me rephrase. Sometimes, if it's
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  Speaker 1: designed for Netflix or whatever, someone has clearly curated it.
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  Speaker 1: But other times, yeah, there's just some intern has decided
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  Speaker 1: to well, here's a minute of the show, and it's
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: always like the last minute of the opening credits. That's
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: all you get to see. You see the opening credits,
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  Speaker 1: and that's it for every preview of every episode. Like,
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  Speaker 1: that's not a preview, that's the opening credits. Well, I
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: just thought that feature was really annoying, and if you're curious,
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: you can google how to turn it off. I finally
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: figure it out, and it makes my It makes my
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  Speaker 1: browsing experience more pleasurable, but but still not to the
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  Speaker 1: level of those beautiful, gratifying TVO sound effects. Dude, what buddy,
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  Speaker 1: this is what I get it. She fine, she fines
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  Speaker 1: can be as a matter of fact, Holy cow, dude,
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  Speaker 1: wow wow. Respect. I think at the time I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: even aware. I wasn't aware of it either, dude. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: in front of her, she's a beautiful woman, but watching
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  Speaker 1: him now, she's a knockout as as a grown man,
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  Speaker 1: now as a man, now as a man Finally, at
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  Speaker 1: forty six, I'm a man looking back at that. When
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  Speaker 1: I watched this, I'm like, oh, it totally makes sense
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  Speaker 1: why JD did what he did. Well. No, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: in real life, never get out to you to talk
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  Speaker 1: about a heightened reality. I would never. I would never
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  Speaker 1: have sex with a woman who's suing you on the
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  Speaker 1: table where she was, where she was suing you, where
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  Speaker 1: the deposition occurred. Oh my god, how fun funny is really? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let me let's let's rewind this a little bit. Now,
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  Speaker 1: let's rewind this. Let's say that the lawyer was very
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  Speaker 1: much looked very much like who's like Sandy Crawford back
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  Speaker 1: in the day. Yeah, let's say it was that you're saying, yes,
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  Speaker 1: that you could be right? Never mind, I would do it. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you very much. At the height of
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  Speaker 1: what I was at the height of in high school puberty,
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: everything turning on, I was like, it was Stephanie Seymour,
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  Speaker 1: Remember Stephanie Seymour? And I think I told you this story?
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  Speaker 1: Did I mention this story about how I got the
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  Speaker 1: picture with her boobs out from GQ magazine Cindy Crawford,
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  Speaker 1: So well, I tell the story already. No. All right.
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  Speaker 1: So so back in the day, GQ magazine would have
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  Speaker 1: the occasional to tasteful, tasteful but topless shot. You know,
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  Speaker 1: you know, people don't may not remember that, but it
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  Speaker 1: was alway. It wasn't like Playboy, but it was like
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  Speaker 1: it would be like, how he's gonna tasteful shot? What
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  Speaker 1: does taste like? It's art? It's like, I mean, it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't like Playboy, like you know, like Playboy esque. It
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  Speaker 1: was like you it wasn't like Penthouse, No, buddy, I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you. Play Boy is hold on Playboy. They tried
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  Speaker 1: to be artful. Penhouse was the spread, all right, But
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about this Playboy has like the filter on
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  Speaker 1: and she's in a Santa outfit and whatever. This was like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, a black and white by a really fancy photographer,
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  Speaker 1: like on a beach Stephanie Seymour. A holy different thing,
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  Speaker 1: a totally different thing. Anyway, I found a loophole because
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  Speaker 1: obviously wasn't allowed to have a Playboy, but I was
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  Speaker 1: allowed to have GQ. Not I didn't even a fuck
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  Speaker 1: about GQ. I just knew that occasionally, if you got
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  Speaker 1: a good issue, you might see Stephanie's See More Spooks
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  Speaker 1: and I had so my parents had gotten divorced, and
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  Speaker 1: I um, I had my dad. You know when the
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  Speaker 1: when the dad, when parents get divorced, the parent the
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  Speaker 1: other parent will often like trick out your room or
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  Speaker 1: you know, do things to like make you want to
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  Speaker 1: go there. So my dad got me a water bed
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  Speaker 1: because it's a kid, I really really wanted a water bed,
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  Speaker 1: so I I he allowed me to hang for some reason,
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  Speaker 1: he didn't have any objections. I had my my black
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  Speaker 1: and white topless picture of Stephane Seymour, and I would
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  Speaker 1: just want to look at it and like gently hump
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  Speaker 1: the water bed. Did you get the water bed strictly
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  Speaker 1: to hump it? Like no, I just you know, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how you were, but as as a fifteen
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  Speaker 1: year old kid, I thought water beds were the coolest thing.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, this is you know. So my buddy, my
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: buddy got a water bed by the way. By the way,
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: two days into having a water bed, I was like
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  Speaker 1: seasick and like this sucks. My buddy got a water
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  Speaker 1: bed for the reason of we thought he was We
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: were like in our we had graduated high school, but
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: we weren't out of our parents' house just yet, and
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  Speaker 1: his mom allowed him to get a water bed, and
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  Speaker 1: then she went out of town. So we were throwing
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  Speaker 1: parties at his house and everything like that. And while
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: she was out of town, and one time the girl
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  Speaker 1: I was dating came over and I was like, Yo,
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  Speaker 1: can we use your water bed? And he was like, yeah, absolutely.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something right now. Fuck a water bed, dude.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: That shit is the worst thing that ever. It's like,
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: there's nothing fun about sex on a water bed. There's
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: nothing awesome about sex on a water bed. It's uncomfortable.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: You can't ever get good grip. You never get a
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: good grip. Oh yeah, you know what you don't You
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: ever know when the trampoline, You know, when you get
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: a bad bounce on the trampoline and that freaking jams you.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: It happens, you got a bad bounce in you're thrusting. Yeah,
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: I got a bad bounce on the thrust. But yeah,
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, a water bed was fun. For
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: like forty eight hours. I thought I was the most
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: I thought it was the coolest kid in the world.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: And then I remember my stepmother coming in and she
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: was like, why are you frowning? And I was like,
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: don't tell anyone, but I'm csick. They had just bought
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: this whole fucking thing. It got off and all I
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: could think about, all I can think about, even at
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: like fifteen, was how are we going to drain this
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: fucking thing and get it out of here? The frame
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: is also you could always put another yeah, if you
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: can figure out, if you can figure out how to
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: get the water out, you can put a mattress in
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: the frame, which which I eventually did because I felt
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: bad telling my dad because he had you know, he
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: had treated me to it. But I eventually was like,
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: this is not this is not water beds are a letdown.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: They are zach quoth zach breath. They are a huge letdown.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: And the waves are real too, Like all of that
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: stuff is Does anyone sell water beds anymore? I mean,
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: this was such a craze back in the day, but
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: you know, you never hear about anyone, Like anytime you
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: see a water bed in a in a show, it's
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: meant to be a joke. I wonder if there's like
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: I wonder how waterbed sales are doing in twenty twenty one,
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: but they were sold as like a sex thing, right,
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: like the motion of the ocean with the waterbed like
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know that it was sold as a sex thing.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: It was sold as like, well, I don't know. I'm
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: sure if you're an adult and you've got one, you
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: were thinking about banging on it. Do you guys got
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: some crazy water bed? Yes? Please? I want to know
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: how much the industry has declined since the eighties. This
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: is according to Purple dot com, which is a mattress
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: sales company, and apparently in the eighties, one in five
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Americans owned a water watching five. It was very popular,
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: but by the nineteen nineties the water beds had fallen
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: out of popularity because of the maintenance required, but they
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: can still be found today, mostly online. They don't have
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: a specifically how many people I gotta put it? And
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: you know, you have to have a heater on it
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: because the water, even in a warm environment, gets cold,
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: so so it's also heated. You've got a heated bed.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: It was. You know, it's maybe maybe you're not convinced
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: that it's a bad idea, but I'm here to tell
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: you that you'll regret it after twenty four hours and
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Donald here to tell you that it's hard to bang
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: unless it's really hard to bang on I'm telling you
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: right now, all right. Drew Barrymore airs on the fifth, So,
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: um yeah Friday check o day after this show, So
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: tomorrow listen. Drew and I are old friends, and this
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: is gonna be so fun because she's just Drew is
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: as cool as you can imagine she is from all
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: her movies. She's such a sweetheart. She's so just eccentric
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: and fun and silly and like a she's like a kid.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: And uh, and I think we're gonna have a lot
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: of fun down and I'm just so happy we're getting
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: all this Uh, the podcast is getting all this good attention.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Family Drew Barrymore. I can't believe, man. I would have
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: never guessed that a podcast on iHeart Radio would be
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: so popular that we would have made it all the
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: way to family Feud. Drew Barrymore comes on CBS. Yeah, CBS,
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: So just if you're listening right now, pause the podcast
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: and um and mark your your calendar. CBS on the fifth,
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: The Drew Barrymore Show with Doctor I hope she wears
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: our ones We've sent her a onesie because she was
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: interested in our merch, and I really hope that she
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: how great would be if Drew came out in the onesie,
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: it would make my day. It would make my day
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: to have our faces all over the legendary Drew Barrymore.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: I mean I got stories of Drew Baro when I
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: was a kid man. That was like that for sure
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: is one of my first crushes. It was like Lisa
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Turtle from Saved by the Bell, Drew Barrymore from like
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: WHI the crush? Is that what she did? No? That
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: wasn't That was Alicia's stone. Oh wait? What was the
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Drew one that where she was like a oh it
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: was like a little she was like a seductress poison ivy. No,
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: maybe that was I don't know, there was, I don't
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: know what it was. When Drew became like a woman,
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: she started doing like these sort of There was one
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: where she was in a trailer park, like her and
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: her dad moved to a trailer park and in the
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: in It, all she does in one scene is she
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: jumps in a pool in an all black bathing suit
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: and it's like a freaking It's not even a bikini,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: it's a bathing suit. And I remember as a kid
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: being like, I want to marry her. I want to
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: marry her right now. I love her. I love not
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: only is she beautiful, but she's just God. Her personality,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: you might think that, you know, that sort of flower child,
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: silly hippie is like a character that's drew. She's so
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: naturally just like high on life and silly and I
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: mean so yeah, that combined with her her and just
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: and just and just well not just that also just
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: like her. She's so savvy when it comes to the industry.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: She's been in it forever, you know, and so you know,
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: she's produced some really good movies, she's produced some good television.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: She has her own talk show now, like she can
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: do everything, and she's made the wisest choice she's made
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: in her career having us on her show. I you know,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: I think her producer, I think her producer is gonna
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: be like, true, you're not gonna believe this. I know,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: we just had Spielberg on. I know he just had
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Tom Cruise on. But the ratings spiked to our all
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: time high with Donald and Zach' That's what I'm manifesting
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: on my white board. Putting on a white board. Put
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: it on a white board. All right, should we get
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: in the show, my friend, let's get into the show.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Shout out. First of all, let's shout out Joe Poliito
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: from He's on the show. Yeah. And I don't know
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: why Joe Polido isn't credited, because I looked for him
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: on Scrubs, Wickie and he's not on there. But but
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: he's hilarious. What a funny, funny man, the late great
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Joelo Man. Oh, I didn't know he passed. When did
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: he die, like twenty fifteen or sixteen? Oh? I really
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: really liked him. I put him. I made a pilot
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: for Fox that didn't go with my brother, and I
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: gave him up. I asked him to come in and
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: do a one scene, really funny part, and he didn't
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: pause for a second, and he was fucking hilarious and
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: just a good, good, good guy. Yeah, he was. I
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: did a movie with him called Venus in Vegas, and
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: we hung out on set a lot because we had
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: scenes together, and he expressed how he really liked Scrubs.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: And I remember saying to Randall, I think we should
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: get Joe Polido on the show. And then like two
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: weeks later, Joe Poliito was on the show. You're the
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: one who made it happen. I don't know if I'm
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: the one who made it happen, but I remember him
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: express you know, expressing to me how much he loved Scrubs,
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: and I was like, well, let's get you on the show.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: And they and I believe he knew Bill before this.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: He had to have known Bill before this, Bill and
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Randall because like that he was on the show. So yeah,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: well he's you know, you know, we used the term
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: character actor. I guess it usually means someone who's so
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: distinctly a personality that they often play that distinct personality,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: I guess, and I think he would be characterized as
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: one of those, and just a legendary journeyman actor that
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: that was in Nine Thousand Things and just every time,
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: every time he did a part, he just showed up
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: and stole the scene. Yeah, and he's great. This whole
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: shick with Sarah is so funny how she creates this
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: fake elliot Read and that's really and then the janitor
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: eventually comes in as doctor elliot Read. But we'll get there,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: we'll get there. Jumping ahead, so we opened with pancake
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: face that people loved pancake face. I didn't remember pancake face. Really,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: I've seen like gifts of it and stuff I'd never
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: I know. So when I when I finally knowledge of
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: scrubs this many years later, is the gifts that I
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: see everywhere? Yeah, me too, Like I'm waiting for the
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: one where we're rubbing each other's like that nestling in
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: each to you, it's obviously later. It's obvious that it's
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: later because you have a full beard when we're doing it.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: So there's a season where I show up and I
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: and I have a beard and everyone makes fun of
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: it because I was so I was like, I was like,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: let's shake it up in this season. I have a beard.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: You know, after you do a show for nine years,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: you're like, what can we do differently? Let's a beard. Yeah,
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: I got it. I got a crazy idea, what if
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: my character has a beard. But then you had to
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: have the beard. Everywhere you went for like a full year,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: you had a beard. I liked the beard, especially when
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: it was brown back in the day. Now it's like it,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: you know, my beard, your beard still black. My beard
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: looks so gray. I feel like ten years older. If
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: I grow my dude, you are so much and you're
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: in better shape than you were back then, so I
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: know that's true. You would look you look like a
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: silber fox with your beard. Now you should let them.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Let let the say a funny story. I had this audition.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I told you this story about
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: this audition where I wanted to have the beard and
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: look younger. And so I was like, you know, when
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: you're on a set, the makeup artist very hard to
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: die a beard, but the makeup artist will take like
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: a mascara brush and a little bit of this pain
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: and a little by little they painted out. But I
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: had this audition and I didn't have a makeup artist
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: or or the makeup that they that she or he
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: would use. So I went and got just for men
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: hair dye. Right, this is so embarrassing, and I didn't
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: really know how to do it, just other than the obvious.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: So I get it. And my beard wasn't that long.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: It wasn't as long as yours is. Now. Well, I
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: put it on and they say leave it on for
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: this amount of time and then shower up. So I
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: come out of the shower and I'm like, oh no,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: my whole skin, forget the hair, all of all of
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: the skin is dyed black. It looked pretty thick. Huh dude,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: it looked like it looked horrible and it was. And
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: then I frantically started googling how do you get hair
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: dye off your skin? Hashtag home remedy. And it was
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: this crazy concoction of like baking soda, dish soap, and
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: something else I forgot, and you scrub that maybe hydrogen
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: peroxide or something I forgot, but you scrub that shit.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: I eventually got it off, and it looked horrible, but
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: I did not get the part. They probably were watching
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: the audition going why the fuck does the character have
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: a horribly dyed beard. I'm sorry, but I put I
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: put it all. Guys, I gotta close my door and pee,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: so I need thirty seconds. We'll be right back, all right,
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: began the show. Donald. We were into the show. This
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: is like the third time getting back into the show.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: All right, Sorry, I'm excited about the show because I
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: laughed a lot. Let's talk about dirt loving babyw That
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: fantasy was so sorry, it's not a fantasy, but but
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: but this is one of those things where like it
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: crosses the line because yes, it's funny that the she
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: pushed you into the mattress, but it's it's a fantasy
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: in the sense that you're full on, like pushed down
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: into that. It's like a cartoon. Yes, cut out in
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: the mattress and I'm stuck in it. Yes. So this
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: is one of those moments where Bill is riding the
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: line of what's fantasy and what's real. But I fucking
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: laughed my ass off. Yeah. Yeah, And then you're what
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: do you say when she gets off of you? And
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: you say something like, we're all got children in the dark,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: we're all cuts. No, you say that to us, But
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: what do you say when she rolls off of you?
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: You say something like baby, yeah, something like that, something
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: like that, no, or something like she was like was
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: it good for you? And you're like, I don't know.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I forgot what you said. I don't remember what I said. Oh,
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: here it is, you go, yes, it was, um, but wait,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: you jumped a lot of stuff. Um I did. Yeah, oh,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: the marathon, death racing, the Cold Open. I forgot about
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: the marathon. Now it's a callback to the pilot when
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Sarah and I are racing each other and I have
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: the water thing I splashed it on my face. Oh man,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: I missed a bunch of stuff. I missed you getting
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: spanked by Carla. Let's just talk about the stout man.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: These guys did such a good First of all, Chris
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: constructed this episode. And you know, it just goes to
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: show you that when you watch a sequence in a
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: in a film or TV show and you yourself go, wow,
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: that was awesome, it's it's it's a combination of a
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: lot of people. Cinematographer, editor, director, of course. But when
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: I watched this, this sequence with everyone running to try
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: and get to the patient first, I had to stop
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: and go who directed this episode? This is so well done?
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: And it was Chris. Chris Kotch who's was was a
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: really really great director and was one of our favorites
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: because that was just excellently done. Yeah, you know, he
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: has he directed movies at all? Does he directed movie?
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: I think he has done a few features. But he's
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: a huge, very respected, very hard to get TV or
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: TV comedy director, and he's did he he didn't start
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: with us, but he kind of work started, you know,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: cultivating his art form with us. Kind of Yeah. I
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: mean he was working. Um he was when you look
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: up some of his biggest credits, and he might I'm
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: sure he's got nominations too. He was working Donald I remember,
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: and I think that like as we were kind of,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: you know, getting our stride and he was kind of
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: having a moment, I remember thinking like, this isn't just
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: one of a random director. This is like a hot
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: TV director, Like you know, like we felt with Buckland
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: or Spiller. There were certain guys and gals Gilman Queso
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: that were like, you know, they were the they were
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: the cool kids of the moment, you know what I mean,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: right right? Yeah, yeah, he did. You know, he did
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: a guy thing. He did a snow Day directed a
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: lot of the middle a lot of us. Did he
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: direct that? That that movie snow Days? Snow Day? He
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: directed it. That's the one with version, the two thousand version.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Oh maybe thinking of a different movie, which what are
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: you thinking of? Wasn't there a movie with um the
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: show me the money actor what's his name? Dogs? You're
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: thinking of snow Dogs. He's thinking snow Dogs Dogs. That's
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: also good movie. Really, I never saw snow Dogs. So
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: here's the thing, man, everybody thought snow Dogs was gonna
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: suck and it turned out to be pretty dope. Dude, Well,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you have kids. It's probably great to watch
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: with kids. Oh how about when Julianna Markley throws me
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: out of the car and I go. So that's anow
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: one cuddling. That was funny. So were you guys banging
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: in the car and throws you out? Yeah, I'm assuming
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: we were. It seems like we were fucking while driving, right,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: and and I don't know how that would work because
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: she was driving right and I have no my pants
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: are around my ankles, So I'm somehow having sex with
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: her while she's driving. Well you can, I mean it's possible.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Well I could have been been been doing other things,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: but it's funnier to think if it was actual sex. Yeah,
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: I like the idea. Also, if I was doing other things,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: why wouldn't my fans be around my ankles? So, um,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: all I know is she skids out, throws me out
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: of the car, I land in my boxers in front
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: of my job. I land in my boxers, I don't
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: think I have a shirt on, and I go. So
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: that's a no uncuddling. Now, wait a second, what was
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: JD using vadges sil for? Why does JD use vaga
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: sil on his body? And by the way, why does
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Sarah say you smell like vage silk? Yeah, which would
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: imply that Elliott has a deep relationship with vadgisil. Oh
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: my god, that's funny. I don't know. But JD, who's
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: a doctor by the way, a very skilled doctor, we've
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: learned after four years, decides to put vagicil on his
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: sore muscles. I don't understand the meaning. What is the point.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: It's the cheapest, stupidest joke, but I giggled. I laughed
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: at it too. Um what about wait? Wait, wait? What
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: about when we go? What about that whole um thing
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: of the sequence where Judy says I I still have
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: nightmares about you two getting married or something like that.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Where do we go? Where we go and you go?
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: You go Aspen and I go, Oh, I hope it's summer.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: I'm not think a skier. That shit's hilarious. Way do
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: we go Aspen? Oh? I hope it's summer. Oh, I
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: hope it's summer. I'm not that good a skier like
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: I trail off like that. I'm not that could a ski.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I've been Aspen's Lovely in the summer.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: I've never been. Oh man, well, I listen. I went
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: to uh Whistler in the summer where Sarah shot uh
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: that movie wherever Sarah was talking about Whistler and the
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: was it It wasn't snowing, let's put it that way. Yeah,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: And it didn't get dark until like ten o'clock at night.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: It seemed like, do you not have you never skied? No?
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. I don't do snow sports. I
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: think it would be fun to ski with you. You
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: know why? No, no, no, no, no, no no, because
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: you not only have a sport that I'm a smidge
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: in better than you have, and then you you take
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: one lesson and then be slalloming. Here. Here's what I
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: what I would like to do. I like things like
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: sledding and stuff like that. Skiing not so much. I
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: submit that you don't like it because you're so used
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: to being the best athlete in the group. If there's
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: something you don't know how to do, you're like, I
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: don't like that. Listen, I am far from the best
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: athlete in the group. Yes you are. You're the fust
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: in the group, and maybe not. Maybe you're in groups
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: where you're not. But in every group, I'm a lot
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: of groups where I'm not the best act I've never
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: been in a circle of people where you weren't the
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: best athlete. Okay, fine, I'll take that. I'll accept that,
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: received and accepted. My point is, listen, I don't do
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: well in cold weather at all. I remember, I just
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: don't to the fear of getting stranded on a mountain
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: scares the shit out. And you're gonna be on a
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: bunny slope when you're learning to a resort, and you'll
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: get hot cocoa. It's not even that high, by the way.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: You like, Yeah, you'd be on the bunny slope and
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't be getting lost in the woods and anyway,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: the one skiing is so fun, but it's also the
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: whole atmosphere of the fireplaces in the hot sub and
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: the ski movies. You never see black people, Joel, when
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: did you learn to ski? You're from Chicago. I guess
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: they scared Chicago. Is that what they all do well?
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Michigan is right there, and they've got all the little slopes.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: You know, they're not big, but you can definitely ski
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: down them and it's a lot of fun. And my
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: mother whiskiing like for him when she was in I
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: think like high school, a grade school, whole family. You
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: can literally take like Donald, you're so athletic that you
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: you go out with a pro and like after two
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: hours you'd be fine on like the simple slopes and
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: love it. I just worry about breaking something. Yeah, well
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: that's that's different. That's different. Pizza, French fries, these resort hills,
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: I promise you yeah, and then uh and then uh
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: and then it's so fun. Then you get a drink
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: and you get in the hot tub and it's awesome.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: All right, let's talk more about the television show Scrubs.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Um flop sweat ted banging his head on the table. Okay,
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: I mean that is just Sam Lloyd hitting that table
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: and he did it. Thunders applause down and he did it.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: And he did it too. That Bill was talking about
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: where they where he made this happen over and over
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: and over again. They were like, do you want to
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: pad like this was? This was? This was? I want
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Bill to tell the story? Can we ask Bill to
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: tell the story? Ahead, asked Bill, Bill will you please
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: tell the flop sweat story, the Sam Lloyd flop sweat
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: story one again. Hitting the table, tell us, tell us
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: about this. It's one of the funniest physical comedy beats
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: in the four Seasons, and I mean Sam executed it
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: so flawlessly. What do you remember about that moment? And
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: was that planned or did you guys come up with
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: that on the or I guess I was in the room.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Did we all come up with that on the day.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: I just know that Sam sold the shit out of that.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: And it looks like he hits his head. It looks
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: like he banks his head very hard on that. I
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: think he bangs it. But he must be. I'm guessing
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: he must in honor to fuck himself up. He must
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: be racing with one hand and hitting hard with the
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't know exactly know how he does it,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: but it's amazing, amazing because he had to do that
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: over and over again, and if he's really hitting the
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: table hard, he would have fucked up his face. But
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: I think he he sells the shit out of it.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm gonna say. Also, the cut of his
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: hand sliding helps. But if the dude did the fucking
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: stunt and it's hilarious. Hey guys, welcome to my podcast.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Within my other podcast, m Richard Kine. Episode was funny man,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: they'll call I am aware, Yes, um, Sam Lloyd ah
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: talking about him. Man, it hurts my heart. I missed
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: that guy, so funny and so talented. Now here is
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: the issue. What we wanted Sam to do U, you know,
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: was kind of have his hand slide and hit something there,
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: and we weren't really prepped for any kind of big
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: stunt and so there's nothing to no way to fake it.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: You know. We were thinking about can we shoot it backwards?
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Do we because we didn't want to cut away, and
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Sam was like, I'm just gonna go for it. And
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: I think it is is one of the best pratfalls
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: of all time, not just because of how hard he
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: slams his head for real on the table, but because
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: then when he comes back up, he kind of has
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: dead eyes, you know what I mean, and you can
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: see that his bell's rung before he just kind of
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: slides off and neither Donald nor can really reacts. It's
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: just one of the all time best pieces of physical
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: comedy I've ever been involved in. Sam. We miss you,
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: We love you. Oh miss you guys, love you guys. Bye.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: There was a commercial that had a similar gag, and
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: I would laugh every time I saw it. I don't
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: know that commercial. A guy, a guy hitting his head
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: on a table. It's just amazing how the right timing
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: in a physical comedy joke is the difference between going
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: huh and full laugh out loud, and the timing is
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: so perfect at this that you fucking I wrote, you know,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: I wrote LLL. I laughed out loud. It was so funny.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I have a question. So after this, when Turk says
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: to Richard Kind's character, you know, you think I'm a
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: bad surgeon, He's like, I don't think you're a bad surgeon.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: I think you're a great surgeon. As a matter of fact,
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: I have a circumcision coming up, not for me, not
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: for whatever it's for. I've been talking for my rabbi
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: about it, about getting circumcised, you know, for the ladies. Okay,
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: I have to ask a question. Does he expect Turk
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: to cut his penis for him? Yes? I think that
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: For some reason, I think it's safe to assume that
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Harvey Corman Richard Kind is a Jewish man and for
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: some reason he has not been circumcised, and so he's yes,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: how is that possible? How is that possible? First of all, well,
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: not any Jewish men that aren't circumcised. I don't, But
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: you know, circumcision with a lot of people's a giant
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: conversation and falling out of societal norms in a lot
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: of ways. It's become quite controversial. Um So, I'm sure
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: there are some parents who are Jewish and not religious
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: who were like, I'm not fucking doing that to my kid.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Um So, yeah, I guess we assume that his parents
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: decided not to circumcise him, or for all I know,
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: he's maybe the character isn't Jewish. He just seems so
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: like cartooniously Jewish New Yorker. But you and you and
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Juliana Margarete, you guys got kind of close making this show.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Do you have? Was this? Was this? It? Were you
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: single at the time? Was she single at the time?
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Like you, guys, I'm not saying you got like your
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: heat seems very real in a comedy way. But I
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: don't know it. Just I don't, I don't, I don't,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know it. Just I remember watching this and
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: being like damn, okay, Zach, I see you. Are you
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: asking if we smashed Donald? No, I'm not asking you
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: if you smashed that is not That is not what
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: I'm asking. I would not be in the first no
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: what not. But in the first episode, you guys tongue kissed,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: and this episode, you guys are always you know, got
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: a little heat go. My point is, you guys got
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: a little heat going on. We had good chemistry. Yeah, No,
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: I think we were both seeing other people at the time,
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: so there was no h after hours hanky panky. But
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: I really enjoyed her, and I did think that we
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: had good chemistry and she's really cool. We had I
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: had dinner with her and a couple other people, um
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: one time, and she's she's a she's a really cool
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: check phenomenal actress. Do you remember she turned down like
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: the most at the time, she turned down like the
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: most insane paycheck ever on ear because she was over it,
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: you know. But she went on to do The Good Wife,
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: and you know, she's had an amazing career. But I mean,
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: most actors wouldn't walk away have the strength to walk
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: away from what she walked away from on EAR like
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: she would have been. She would have been the most
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: paid person on televising through her Like, I don't know, Joel,
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: can you look at what it was? It was something
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: it was something like twenty seven million and twenty seven
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: million for four years or something twenty seven million for one.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Joel's gonna look it up. All I remember is that
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: everyone in the industry was like, holy shit, she's actually
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: turned I mean, good for her, she's turning it down
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: to go do what she really wants to do. She
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: can't be bought. Everybody else was like I'm available right well,
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: and but that's when Er started changing its cast, really,
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. After that, everything started to
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: change with well, that's what Bill, you know. I think
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: what Bill aspired to do we never even talked about this,
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: but I think what he aspired to do with the
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: ninth season of Scrubs was say, no, this isn't Scrubs anymore.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: This is Scrubs med school quote unquote or whatever, and
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: then hopefully be able to keep it going like Gray's
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Anatomy and Er have done by rotating in new cast members,
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: you know. And it was a valiant effort that didn't
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: really take off, but that was his that was his
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: that's what he aspired to do. I do. I thought
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: that would have been a I thought listen. I have
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: yet to watch season nine since we shot it, so
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know what. I'm very excited to get there
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: and see what it's gonna be like. But so far,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you could replace Churt jd Elliott.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: So far, it's just interesting. The Coxe, it was the magic.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: It's funny, though, it is interesting to note that a
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: show like both Er and Gray's Anatomy, I mean, I coincidentally,
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: perhaps they're both hospital shows. I don't know, but they've
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: been able to do it. Now. I don't know if
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: a comedy has ever successfully done that. Can you? Can
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: you think of one like altering the cast, Joel, you're
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: a pop culture expert. Just a completely new cast was well,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: they were overlaps obviously with you and Sarah. But I
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: would say Saved by the Bell is the closest thing
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: where literally the kids graduated and a new class would
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: come in. And they did that quite a few times. Actually, Okay,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: and then what about did Facts of Life have new Girls?
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Facts of Life did the exact same thing. They had
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: new girls also, Yeah, and they not only did they
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: have new not only did they have like Missus Garrett
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: left and there was a new caretaker. Missus Garrett got
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: her own show. Oh sorry, Garrett left different strokes to
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: get her own show, right, But then she leaves fact
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: She left Facts of Life too. She wasn't on Facts
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: of Life very long either. Somebody else came in on
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Facts of Life. Oh really, I like the Missus Garrett years.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Well those are the those are those are the best years.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: But I saw on the internet there was an episode
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: I never I remember this, but there was an episode
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: of Facts of Life where a young prostitute tries to
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: lure Tuty to become a prostitute. Do you remember that?
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Gotta watch that episode? And now I've never seen it.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: How did that happen? How? Because you know, was always
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Facts of Life was, and you know all those shows,
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: you know, you know, some more than others, obviously, but
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: some were trying to take on big social issues of
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: the time and in a dramatic way. And I just
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: I don't even remember this episode, but I saw someone
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: was like, you know, you see sh on the internet
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: and they're like, is it just me? Or was there
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: really an episode where a young prostitute tried to lure
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Tutti into prostitution. And I assume it was an episode
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: on like you know, um, you know, you know, you know,
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: young girls being forced into prostitution and trying to have
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: a public service announcement. But it's pretty surreal to think
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: that they try to recruit our Tuti. There's a time
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: you gotta grow and show you growing. Now, you know
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: when the boys used to hate your date date you
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: must investigate. Twenty seven million a season is what she
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: was offered twenties told you you don't forget that was fast.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: That was fast. Season three, episode eighteen of Facts of
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Life called the Runaway. If you are if you think
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: I'm lying, Joel founded for you, go find that episode
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: two Twoti's not even in high school yet. By this point,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: she's not even in high school yet. I don't even
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: know what happened. I just know that Tutti runs away,
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: and um, and I know what happens. He goes on
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: an unsupervised trip to New York to see a Broadway
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: show that'll get that'll turn you in to prostitution. Every time.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: She probably got off at port authority. Yeah, did you
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: think how many parents were like, see, that's what happens
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: when you go to see Broadway. Oh my god, what's this?
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: What's the plot line? Okay, So her parents refused to
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: give her permission, so she sneaks out to travel to
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: the city on her own, playing to me her classmates
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: at the theater. Unfortunately, the show they wanted to see
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: is sold out, and the other girls wander off, leading
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Tutti by herself in Times Square at a coffee shop
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: after her wallet and coat are stolen on the subway platform.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: We're gonna do a rewatch of this episode. The world
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: never seems to believe. Yeah, the world was not living
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: up to Tutt's dreams. Um, suddenly, let's do a rewatch
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: episode of just the episode where Twoti's lured into prostitution.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I would love to watch that episode. Okay, you know,
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: but we joke around, but you know, you know, this
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: is a serious subject in America, of course it is.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: But we can laugh about tut Joel, Aren't we allowed
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: to laugh about Tutti? Listen? We can always laugh at
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: a good eighty sitcom. Okay, they're an incredibly laughfulf I
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: have to check in with Joel if we're allowed to
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: laugh about an eighties sitcom episode. We are all right,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: we have the it's the caller here, we'll go to break.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: We'll go to break and when we come back, we'll
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: be right back with the call bye, and we're bad act.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: I gotta give you guys one recommendation because I like
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: to give you my weekly um thing that flow and
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: I found on TV and there's a show on HBO
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Max called The Bridge. It's a reality competition. The contestants
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: have to build a bridge that's that's like four hundred
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: feet long in order to get the prize. And they're
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: on an island and they have no skill sets for
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: building a bridge, and it's amazing. I'm telling you, it's better.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: It's a reality show, but it's better than like a
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: network reality show because it's HBO. They did a great
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: job of it. Go ahead, dude, they build the bridge.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: By the end of the You probably said this and
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: I wasn't paying attention. Is it one episode to build
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: a bridge? No, it's the whole, the whole, the whole season,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: which I think is ten or twelve episodes. Well, because
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: there's all sorts of shit without spoilers, I'm gonna tell
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: you they do shit like they these people all have
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: to get long and they have it's not like any
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: of them are engineers. You know. There's some books they have.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: They have a shack that they all live in collectively,
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: one big bunkhouse, and there's some books on bridge building.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: But that's it. And obviously no internet, no nothing. They
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: have to cook their own food, they have to survive
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: on the island. But also to get one hundred thousand
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: dollars prize money, they have to figure out how to
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: build a bridge. And then they do this shady ship
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: where they're like they'll pick people off and be like
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: you can leave now for ten thousand dollars, and then
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: the person will get off and they'll be like they'll
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: get on the boat like fuck it, I'm out of here.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: And then they'll be like privately to that person to
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: be like, you can only have the ten thousand dollars
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: if you destroy one hundred feet of the bridge's progress,
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: and they have to sit there and go, am I
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: gonna fuck over all these people and take my ten
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: grand or fuck that bridge, shoe, fuck that bridge, Joe. Yeah,
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: you go St James on that bridge, you go straight
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: brick James on that bridge. Fuck yo, Bridge, yo bridge.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you it is so entertaining. I'm recommending it's
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: all my family and friends and all of you my friends.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: It's so entertaining, all right. You know when you know
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: when it shows over and you're like, we've got no more.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: That's how we felt. It was so good, okay um,
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: And of course they do all that reality show heartwarming
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: stuff where you just start crying. That's how I'm gonna
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: feel on Friday. Why yeah, oh really yeah, I didn't like.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: I gotta say, don't hate me. But the second day,
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: this last episode, where there was no more TV spoofing
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: and just full on superhero shit, I was like, huh,
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: well that's because you can't recognize the Easter eggs now.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: The Easter eggs are all still there and you just
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: gotta see it. I know. But I found what was
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: so fun about the show was the incredibly out of
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: the box TV spoofing, and now that that was gone,
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: sorry spoilers, I was a little like, oh, you didn't
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: like you didn't like the way they explained it, you
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: didn't like any of that, Well, because that's not what
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: he came here for. But I think that's what the
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: genius of the show is, Like that exactly what was
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: being delivered, right, No, I mean like in that Disney
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: has found a way to be like they tapped into
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: so many people who are like I'll never watch Marvel movie.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: I don't care about superheroes, but I really like this show.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: But now you could just walk away from it and
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: be like, wow, that was like a good what six
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: episodes you got with stuff and then we can go
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: and now this next part will lead me into the
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: next like superhero part that right, right, all the humor,
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: all the humor and cheeky wink wink cleverness was gone.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Now it was just superheroes fighting. No, it was a woman.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Hasn't there hasn't been a superhero fight yet. There hasn't.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: All your hat, there hasn't been a superhero fight yet.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: You guys missed it. I was doing my visual throwing
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: throwing lightning bolts face x witch hands are perfect, which
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: is magic at us. Yeah, if you guys fucking want
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: to see my witch hands, I'll bring him to the
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: live show. Great should be bring the guest in. Oh
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: yes to Daniel GORDONI oh, give it up, but Daniel
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: guard Danny Hi, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel Gordonni, welcome to the
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: pro Ram. Thanks very much, thanks for having met his
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: white board in the background. You got a big white
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: board there, you got tats. You know, usually we we
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: we assess the background to see what your interests are.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: So far we just know whiteboards and tattoos. Yeah, that
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: was mainly my interests. Those are my two hobbies. Yeah, um,
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: where are you calling from. I'm actually calling from Sweden?
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: Oh tak talk Yeah, I see what other Sweden I know?
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: I know. Isn't cuteie noose? Yeah, actually it is. Yeah yeah,
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: And you guys repeat everything twice. There's a lot of
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: like hi, Hi, Yeah exactly. It's quite annoying. I love it.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: I've been in Stockholm a few times and it's such
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: an amazing city. I love it there. Yeah. Unfortunately it's
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: cold and dark every single hour after day. Right, so
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: this is the season when you guys are in like
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: full darkness, right. Yeah. I just say this on twice
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: this year. So explain to people like me who explained
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: to our listeners. Explain to our listeners. How long does
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: the period go where it's just always dark? Well, it differs,
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: but nowadays it seems like it starts from early on
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: in November to late on in February, early Mars. Then
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: there's some gleams of the sun. The summers are quite nice, actually,
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: and then in the summers the sun never goes away, right, yeah, exactly.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: But since I lived by the coast, it rains almost
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: all the time, so it's not that great. I gotta
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: tell you, if the sun never came out, I would
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: fucking go shining on. I couldn't live there, I would
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: I would be like all work, no play, exactly, dull boy, exactly.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I saw a movie. It
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: was a short and it was about these group of
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: kids who lived in the future when the sun and
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: the sun never came out. It came out maybe once
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: every year, and it was time for the sun to
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: come out, and they locked this girl in the closet
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: and the only way she could see the sun the
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: light creeps in from outside and through an under the
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: closet door for a little bit of time, and she
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: tries to touch the sun with her hands, you know,
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: on the floor, the light with her hands on the floor.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: I imagine that's how it is for you, Han Daniel, Yeah, exactly.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: You are starving for some light right now, for some sunlight.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: You know how how's the vitamin D in Sweden? It's
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: like about this, Daniel, you probably have to take a
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: vitamin D supplement. That's right, we're diagnosing you with that
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: from fake doctor's real friends. You're welcome. Yeah, you're welcome.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: By the way, Daniel, you could get one of those lights,
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: you know, the seasonal effective disorder lights. Do you have
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: one of those? You're probably order something. I'm telling you,
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: I really I don't know if it's a placebo or not. Again,
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: I'm a fake doctor, but I'm telling you I got
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: one of those when I was in I was doing
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: a play in London and it was like raining NonStop
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: and gray and I was just like, oh no, And
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: so I bought one of those lights. And I don't
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: know if I maybe it is a placebo. I think
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: there's some science to back it up. But I would
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: just sit by it in my dressing room and it
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: made me feel better. So that's what I would. That's
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: what I recommend you. Thanks. Do you have a question
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: for us, my friend? Yes, I actually have prepared two questions. Good. Um,
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: So my first one that's about Scrubs and mainly sees.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: The Scrub is based on nine seasons. M So my
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: question is you too, is if you could change one
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: thing about the series throughout any season, what would I
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: be in terms of plots, storytelling, something about Jordan, your character?
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: I would change I would have made it so that
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: Turk and Carla get together season three or four, and
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: for one, two and three, Turk dates every actress in
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Hollywood that comes on the show, like Jade. That's how
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: I would change it. Cally Berry, lord boy, he this
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: week King Like the list goes on and on, you know,
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: it just goes on. Um, So what why would I
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: want I want to change? Um? I think it would
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: have been great. I haven't thought of this question ever,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: so kudos to you for a good question. I think
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: I think I could. It would have been interesting to
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: see JD actually face more heartbreak. You know, he's sort
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: of bizarrely this casanova who's you know. I know that
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: he's silly and funny and he's a doctor, so you know,
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: he's a decent and he's got a big heart, so
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: he's a good catch. But you know, he did a
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: lot of them dating and breaking up, and I think
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: it would have been interesting to see him get his
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: heart crushed. I mean, obviously there's a little bit with
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: Elliott and uh and the different men that she has,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: but he always seems kind of okay with it. And
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: I think that heartbreak we've all been through, We've all
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: been on the side of it, like, oh, you don't
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: want to get a bed, you're fucking in pain, and
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: and some people get super depressed until they pull out
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: of it. And I don't think that's anything we ever
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: really cover that would have been good to cover, because
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: I think it's super relatable and and I think Bill
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: would have written it really really well, like when you're really,
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: really really suffering from from heartbreak nice. I agree. I
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: actually would like to see j Day gets struggle more
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: than he did in a series. Brout. Yeah, there's a
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: professional life or personal life. I agree. I agree, Um,
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: and it could have been obviously we would have been
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: Bill's mastery of making it traumatic and then funny. But
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: you know, I just think it's a it's it's just
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: a you know, it's such a human thing to go
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: through that a breakup and a painful one, and and
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: I just feel like JD was almost Teflon in a way.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: He never really you know, he never really got two
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: down ever about any of these women. Now clearly part
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: of the story is that none of them matter to
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: him as much as Elliott. But even with Elliott, you know,
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: he's like fine with her, you know, I mean he
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: makes jokes about it, like nobody gives Sean but he
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: but you know, he's relatively fine with her dating. I
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: don't know, That's just what came in my mind. I
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: think I think that's all going to change when we
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: when we get later on. I think Keith and uh,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: Sean definitely, I know, but there's never a moment, dude
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: where he's like, you know, like like like we've all
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: been like truly like depressed and and bummed out and
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: like I'm never gonna find anyone else, you know, he's
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: the narrator of the show. Would be really I think
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: it would be tough for anybody to watch the show
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: if that mixed in. Bro all right, Okay, sorry, sorry Daniel.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: Someone Daniel just wanted to see your ass suffer. He's like,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: I just wanted Jade. Daniel's like, why is there no
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: s and m scene? Um, all right, Daniel, those Swedes.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: They're crazy, all right, Daniel, go ahead, another one, another question. Yes,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: So unfortunately Monday Ruins runs the world nowadays. So my
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: question is to you, what would you do with unlimited funds?
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Meaning what would you do with unlimited resources us as
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: people are on the show? Yeah, people, what would Donald
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: do with unlimited resources? He'd have like a fucking head.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: First of all, he would have an unlimited O. No,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: with unlimited resources, I try and give back to the
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: earth first, right, try to get back to society first.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: If you have unlimited resources, what are you talking, right?
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: I think he doesn't want to hear about your fucking philanthropy.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: He's playing a game with you, Like if you had
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: endless amount of money, what would you do with your life? Yes,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: we know that you'd be charied. Oh okay, so and
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: then after after you've saved the world, I would build
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: a giant biodome. Oh and I would and like the movie, yeah,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: but it would be gigantic like huge, like huge, and
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: I'd build anything and everything I wanted in it. And
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: I would isolate myself from the rest of the world
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: because in a few years, global warming is gonna take
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: over and we're all gonna be underwater anyway. But my
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: biodome No, your biodomey waterproof. I take it, like absolutely right.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: My biodome would then become atlantis. I don't got it. Well,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know I can top a gargantuan biodome um
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: that becomes atlantis, especially if I can't use all of
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: this money for philanthropy. I get because I could solve
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: all of that with one stroke of the pen. The
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: game is not fun if you're like, I give it
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: all the charity. No, the game is like what would
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: you fucking daydream in your brain? If you were Elon
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: musk Er, I would build a biodome slash arc. The
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: biodome is able to float when the no. No, not
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: just float, it also can submerge. It oh submuge. And
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: not only could it submerge, but it can also fly.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: At some point it can hover in the sky like
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: the Avengers hellapad. I similarly, similarly, I believe, if I'm
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: not mistaken, Larry Ellison, who founded Oracle, has like the
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: biggest ultramega yacht in the world, and it's got like
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: submarines and helicopter pads and like, you know, the most
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: badass yacht in the world like your own. I would
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: love to have that. I'll take that. Yeah, if you
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: could survive the wave, you know what I mean, I'll
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: come visit you in your in your underwater biodome. Take
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: my submarine down to your fucking biodome. It's the way.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: It's either gonna be wave or a heat or heat
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: one or the other. Or ice, wave, heat or ice.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: What's another way the earth can end? We're going through
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: plague right now, lava famine, that's heat famine. Yeah. Um
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: you know. You know what else is happening nowadays is
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: that the birth rate is going down. You remember when
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: we were fucking no one's fucking remember when we were
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: depressed were kids, when our parents were kids. They were
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: so worried about the earth in the future of being
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: apocalyptic because we would have so much, so many people,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: we'd be overpopulated. That didn't happen. Well, I mean I
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: think the population is still umlo, hold on, we're not
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: even let Daniel school you because population is problem. Hold on,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: hold on, we're not even We're not even doubling our
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: So like if a fan, if a household is two people,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: one person is being produced out of that household where
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: it's back in the nineteen fifties five. But that might
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: just be North America. I don't think that's globally. I
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: think I'm talking about him. I'm talking about America. Yes,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Daniel, Well, we educate us. Why why
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: why is the declining what I think is American birthrate
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: a problem? If? If overpopulation is such a concern globally, Uh,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: I think it's. I mean, it's too all right to
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: be honest with you. I don't have a spectacular answer here.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: If you don't know, don't answer. But I just thought
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: you might know because you're so knowledgeable. Okay, that's very
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: kind of you. I mean, like, do I honor you, sir?
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: You certainly do. I mean overall, I mean, overpopulation is
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: already an issue. We're already taking more from the Earth
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: than we're putting back at all. Whether that's a climate
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: thing that we try and fix, our environmental paris climate
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: accord kind of issue that we can approach together. We
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: are still overfishing our oceans. We're still like you know,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: we are eliminating the bee population. We are ruining our
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: opportunities to create more food for the amount of people
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: we have on the earth already. I think the declaring
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: the rainforest, rainforest all gone. There's so many there's a
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: lot of problems right now. I think. I think the
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: over I think the you know, we don't want a
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: children of men's situation where we stop having babies so
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: much that we don't have any we don't have a
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: next generation anymore. But that's not necessarily because of like
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: a disease. It's a million things. It's like a money issue,
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: it's a it's a but why This is my dumb
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: question that I'm sure someone listening knows the answer to
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: and is screaming at their phone. And I'm sorry, I
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: don't know the answer. But why if overpopulation is such
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: a big deal, why is our birth rate in the
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: US going down a bad thing? I got that if
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: we can look to Japan, who has last generation saw
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: a large decline in babies. Um, you then have an
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: older population without a younger population to support them. So
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: you have the system right, right, And then but then
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: you also have well, there's less workers, right, So we've
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: developed a system that requires x amount of workers to
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: reduced x amount of dollars to keep our economy going.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: And you have less workers and an aging population that
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: cannot be supported. That a lot of issues for the economy.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: That's that's the best way to put it. Joel, you
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: saw the same new because your answer was so much
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: more lucid than Daniels. I'm cutting mine, No, don't cut yours.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: I think the audience sneeds to see that you can
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: be foiled. I certainly don't know everything. That's why it's
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: bull if you if you edit the show, you can
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: be like, I don't like the way I sounded there.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: I'm taking no. I'll keep no. Daniel, do you ever, Daniel,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: do you ever go back and like rerecord a more
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: articulate answer that would be back? Yeah, you guys, I
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: definitely would. Oh my god, if I would be like, wait,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: I don't like what I said, let me yes, you know, Daniel.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: You know, Daniel's up late one night, like, let me
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: rewrite that answer. I got too many beats to make
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: for Donald to worry about re saying something I said
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: on the show. All right, Ali, listen, it's time for
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: Sweden's favorite segment. Daniel, it's time to fix your life.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: Thank you? All right? How can we help your life?
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: We cannot bring the sun to you, I'm sorry, I
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: did already fix your life. I did already fix your
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: life by telling you to buy one of those seasonal
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: effective disorder lamps on amazonic. We'll do go ahead. So
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: this is a more advice my life as Joel. I know,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: I'm a medical student, so that means I'm about to
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: become a doctor into ulations. But growing up being a
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: doctor wasn't my main goal. I actually started thinking about
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: a more universal idea of healthcare. I've been traveling a
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: lot during my short period of lifetime, and I've seeing
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: many poverties around the world, and unfortunately in well, in Sweden,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: we have three universal healthcare, so that's quite nice for us,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: but mostly in a way you go, there isn't and
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: just basic healthcare isn't provided to most of children, adults
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: and many people around the world, and that's a huge
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: problem and mostly unfortunately people are capitalizing on this, and
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: that's a huge bomber. So I came up with a
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: plan or an I date to start my own organization
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: quite similar to Doctors Without Borders, but in a more modern,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: nuanced way, focusing on these basicle primary care, not like
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: because doctor's outboards and mostly specialized care in traumatized areas.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: So my idea for my organization or the charity organized
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: I wanted to develop is a more healthcare center throughout
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: these you developed countries, which is more focused on developing
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: or offering free healthcare in the most basic ways and
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: being supported by mostly buying medical students. Because throughout my
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: education as I have observed that many med students are
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: eager to go out to the world to help people.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: And that's very hard to do nowadays, of course because
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: of the pandemic, but before also because it's very strictly regulated,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: you can't really go anywhere to help people in a
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: way you can as a medical student as you're um
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: as you can because of this hard strict regulation and
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: the short periods that you can go, for example, in
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: the summers, there's many very few programs that let you
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: go on the summer to like volunteer somewhere. And I'm
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: so you're saying you want to develop a chair. He
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: wants to, Yeah, he wants to get students way more involved. Yeah.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: When men's students are off for example the summer, and
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: they have and they have they have a lot of
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: knowledge and a lot of drive and a lot of
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: motivation and they want to go help people, but there's
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: no system that allows them to do that, is what
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: you're saying exactly, because it's a win win situation because
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: medical students in the late years are very competent, actually
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: very competent especial especially for these basic health Yeah, you're
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: not talking about doing certain help. Yeah, because it's a
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: trend nowadays to help people. Everyone wants to go to
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: a poverty country and help people, to volunteer. It's it's
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: more starting to act like a trend by the youth.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: And that's like a win win situation for people. Alsone
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: wants to boast their resumes for the future and to
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: go to volunteer like this is also a huge boast
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: to getting jobs in the future. So it's like a
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: win win situation. But all this kind of structuring and
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: organization that takes money, and money doesn't come for free.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: It's so, do you have a plan in play? I mean,
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: it seems to me again this is an area I
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: know nothing about, but that if you you're very articulate,
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: if you can, if you can really refine the plan
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: and and and and then put up a website that
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: will articulate the plan. You can start to build momentum
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: and get your message out there, and once it seems
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: legit and you can prove that it's legit, that will
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: attract potential charitable donations. Yeah, exactly. The ideas like to
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: develop healthcare centers that are placed throughout the world in
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: place that are needed is basic care of help. And
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: then to start off with some kind of donation model
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: that I've been thinking about and writing down. Of course,
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: to help the foundation going by getting voluntarily a donation
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: from the people. So my advice that I need from
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: you is how do I get started? Because I'm just
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: an oriented guy from a small country in Sweden, so
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: I don't have this kind of resources that I can contact,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: like a public figure to get help or to get
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: cloud or to get like my name dropped, or the
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: organization the healthy. First thing, the first thing that comes
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: to my mind if if you were if you were
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: sitting next to me and you're my friend and you're like,
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: got any ideas kind of like you are, I would
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: say that you're very articulate and passionate about this. I
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: would make I would first of all, create a website,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: and you can do that you know, very inexpensively, and
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: that I would make a really concise video, like maybe
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: a two minute pitch max where you explain this. And
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: you can have a friend, if you have a friend
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: who's good at video editing or you know, you can
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: find someone who can help you cut it together and
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: really just right to the lens, like explain your pitch.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: And you know, I'm starting from scratch, but I'm passionate
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: about this. Please like and share, you know, maybe make
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: an Instagram account about it, because that's where everybody is
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: these days, and that will help to get you know,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: you know, like anybody everything. If something's intriguing enough, it
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: will go. It can catch momentum, Joel, when you do this.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: If and when you do this, Joel will put us,
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: We'll get us the video and will blast it out
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: on our social media. That that's the start. But I
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: think that you are so sincere and I think that
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: people will really respond to your message. You're saying like
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: this is the idea, especially if you're enrolling people and
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: saying I'm just starting I need your help, and this
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: is what you can do. If you have no money,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: share this with your friends. If you've got five bucks,
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: put it towards this. If you've got one hundred grand
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: call me, you know, but whatever you do, something charming
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: and and and and rolling. That will get people, especially
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: your fellow med students, who are going to be interested
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: in this. They'll start sharing it and and telling other
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: people about it. Start with your community, so like, if yousolutely,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: if you've got six great med school friends, like, start
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: with that. That's only going to grow from there. Because
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: when you start, when you like, make this legitimate by
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: by really thinking about making making a website where everything's
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: super lucid and super clear, like it's impossible to misunderstand,
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: you know, simple it is better with the video shorter
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: is better. If you can do your pitch in one
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: minute great like make it so clear that no one
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: could misunderstand it, and then give them an action. The
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: action is if you can't afford to donate to if
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: you yeah, call to action. If you can't afford to donate,
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: I plead with you to help spread the words, share
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: of this with all your friends. If you can donate,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: you know, you'll have to set up a way for
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: people to donate to the foundation. You know, all that
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: stuff which is way beyond my pay grade. But that's
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: another thing I would do. Get someone involved who knows
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: how to build foundations. They might not even be a
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: med school student. They might just be someone who's passionate
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: about about doing charitable work. And team up with that
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: person so you can handle the doctor aspect of it
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: and be the face of it and be the person
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: who's enrolling people. But also someone with an expertise in
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: building a charitable foundation could really help you and get
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: you a good lawyer. Also at the end of the day,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: because you're dealing with something that is that is you know, healthcare, healthcare,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: all types of service that when it comes to health services,
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: eventually something will go wrong. You need somebody to watch
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: your back. Well I'm not even I of course eventually
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: you need that, but I'm saying like you'll need a
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: lawyer to navigate all the laws that you'll be having
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: to nounce that too, that too, but you're also going
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: to need a lawyer to I mean who knows how
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: who knows what uh come, what legal issues will come
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: up ahead when you're starting something, so uh, when you're
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: starting an initiative like this, Yeah, the good news is
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: you'll have some time because you know because of the pandemic.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: I think, you know, you'll have you can use this
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: year as a building year, because I don't think I mean,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: as far as I can tell, no one's going to
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: be able to really be going to random countries this
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: year exactly. Um. But but you could think of this as,
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: oh my god, this is my this is a sign
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: from the universe, this is the building year. And then
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: in twenty twenty two, we're gonna fucking explode this thing.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: You know. Yeah I was fine like that, but I
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: got a white board right behind you. And also what's
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: really moving to me is that you live in a
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: country where all your healthcare is taken care of, right
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: you don't. You don't ever, you don't would anyone in
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: Sweden would a citizen of Sweden ever pay for you know,
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: I'm sure cosmetic shit aside for a for a non
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: cosmetic anything medical, would they pay for anyone? Basically no.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: The healthcare is really easy, very easy, accessible and also free.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: That made me like open my eyes because I'm very
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: very fortunate to be here. Ye. Also it's the real
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: things I shouldn't be here at all. I mean, when
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: I go like three hours south, I see people that
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: are living in the street and not able to die
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: by basic infections that could be solved by a two
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: year medical student that could just give them something. It's
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: so amazing because, you know, one of the things that's
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: moving to me is that you're you're saying, I'm so
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: blessed to live in this country where healthcare is so
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: figured out that you just no matter who you are,
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: you don't pay a dime. And I want to take
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: my knowledge and go help people that aren't in the system.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: That you're a really good human being. It just seems
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: to me that basic healthcare should be a human right,
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: not just a citizen right. It seems so wrong that
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: it should be like a political debate where or not
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: it should be a basic human right. Like I agree,
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: you know in this country, if you really in this country,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: even if you have great insurance, um, if something tragic
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: happens to you, you'll you you'll go broke. Yeah, So
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: in that sense, I would just ask, if I may,
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: if Joel could post my email address at your links.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: So if anyone listening to this are interesting or are
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: engaged in this as I am, could I need all
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: the help I can. I can't do this, so long.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: So that's great. Um, Joel will put your email in
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: the show comments, right, and make sure it's an email
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: that's not your personal one because you might be getting
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: dick pics and we don't want that for your two.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: It's not for financial gain. So it's just he's not
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: trying to make a die him. You've heard his pitch.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: He's just starting. If you're a med student and you
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: like what he's saying, email him. If you're a philanthropist
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: and you like what he's saying, get in touch with them.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: If you're super rich and you're like, I want to
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: help this kid, he's the fucking future, then email him.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: But um, but dude, really really amazing work, and please
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: keep us updated because when you do have some of
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: this up and running, Donald and I will both blast
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: it out on our on our instagrams and that'll at
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: least touch helpful to work on. So yeah, all right,
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: Well we can't say you're welcome to you. We can
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: say thank you to you, right, Thank you ladies and gentlemen,
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: give it up for Daniel Dandy. All right, thanks man,
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: thank you for coming on the show, and good luck
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: and your projects. Thank you, thank you for having me
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: what a guy. All right, Wow dude, wow wow wow wow.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: And ladies us he's hot, so just if I need
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: to fill in a little color commentary, he's a very
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: good looking man. So guys still means still means no
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: dick picks guys. Okay, Um, but ladies, if you're single,
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: you might want to hit up the hot Swedish med student.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: Let's get back into the show because we are going long. Yeah,
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: we're going along today. Um, Elliott got the janitor to
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: be doctor Reid. That was so funny. And you know
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: it's so funny is that Neil and the janitor is
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: he's he has being a janitor so in his blood
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: that he gets distracted by a smudge on the window.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: The janitor is actually into cleaning. Like it's like you said,
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: it's so in his blood. Yes, he cannot hold his
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: performance as a doctor together because he sees a smudge
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: on the window. He takes out this preiod. He had
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: a little spray in his pocket and he's freezing. Yeah
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: that's his pocket, that's his pocket washer. That was really funny.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: He got the little airport the airport container pockets right, Um,
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: what about um Julianna Marglie's and I are having sex
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: on the table and then Ted pops up. Did we win?
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: He's been knocked out the whole time. Yeah, yeah, yeah
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: yeah with the chest, back and face hair? What was that?
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: Oh the tattoo we get we cut to I've got yeah,
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: that's what it was, right, that looked really real by
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: the way. They did a good job. They did a
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: great job. It was on your chest and then it
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: was her back, and then on her back you had
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: her hair. So on your chest it was her face.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: On the back it was her hair, like you couldn't like,
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: it wasn't enough that you had on your front. She
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: was like, no, they got to know that from it's
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: me from the back too. By the way, that work
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: would have taken like weeks and I want to take months.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Months? Because it has to line
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: up with the front too, had to line up because
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: it was amazing. I guess it was a decal because
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: I remember it. I don't remember being a somebody painting you, right.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: I mean, first of all, that would have been really
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: really hard, and it looked great, So it was a decaal,
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: but it looked good. It didn't look fake. Um, what
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: what's this, Hey, there's no pie here? Was that the
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: Todd No? I feel I need to remember to write
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: down who said that. I listen, I watched this one
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: when we did the Richard kind one, so the same here.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: So I spend a second two I wrote down, Hey,
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: there's no pie here. I don't remember what that is.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: And then I wrote down, I fear I've said too much.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know what. Oh it's Richard Kinde, Richard Kine.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: So Richard Kine is brought into the room to talk
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: to Turk by Carla's Rights because she wants him to
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: admit that Turk is a good surgeon and that the
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: reason why he sued was because he was an asshole. Right.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: So so the line is, hey, wait a minute, there's
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: no pie here. And so Turk is in the room
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: and he's like, wait a second, I see what this is.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: You're trying to freaking intimidate me. You therely think that's
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: gonna work. Seriously? Is there no pie? He goes, you know,
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: he goes, he goes, he goes. You think that's gonna work? Seriously?
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: Is there no pie? Yeah? Pie? Um? And then he
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: says something I fear I've said too much. Yeah, well
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: that's after he said that. It's it's after he says
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: that he was a you know, because he was good
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: at tennis, people had to hang out with him. The
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: thing is, nobody likes him because he's kind of a jerk.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: He's a jerk, but when they play tennis with him,
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: he has something that people admire and people want to see,
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: and so that makes them for however long it is
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: that he's playing tennis with them on the same level
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: because he's got that rocket serve, right, And so Carla's like,
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: so you did this, you tortured my husband because you
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: know you wanted to, because you feel I forget what
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: her exact words are. But then he says at the
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: end of what she says, I feel like I've said
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: too much because he divulges way too much information about
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: why he why he put Turk through all this, right,
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: you know, this episode is about women, strong, women saving
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: the day. You know, Carla, um Jordan, and Elliott all
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: save the day. It's also about women being on the
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: same side of each other, like you know, and and
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: you know, if if you're gonna, if you're gonna, if
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: you're gonna stand for something, stand with stand with someone
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, who would stand by him? Now,
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: stand with somebody who stands for the same things that
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: you stand for. And this episode's about you know, woman
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: power and how you know, it's about so many things,
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: how it's unequal in the workplace, how it's you know,
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: this episode and it really talks about a lot of
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: the things that are going on right now and how
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: disrespected women are in the world period. And you know,
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: we address It's crazy that we've been addressing this for
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: so long and it seems like ten years from now
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: we'll have the same conversation again. You know, it's the same, absolutely,
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: but it's like it it gets frustrating, you know what
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: I mean. We we it took us the whole episode
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: to get there, and now that we're here, it's like,
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: dang man, this is still a conversation that we have
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: to have and we'll probably have it later on, just
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: like racial equality is the same. We'll have this conversation
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: ten years from now. We'll have all of this ten
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: years from now, hopefully, like you said, well we will
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: have taken steps forward. But you know, this is just
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: a reminder that this is an issue in the world
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: that needs to be dealt with and it's taking way
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: too long. Yep. I agree with you, Donald Faison. There's
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: that great quote who said that, Oh, it's it. It's
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: it's Martin Luther King Jr. I just um looked it
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: up because you were making me think of this quote.
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  Speaker 1: The arc of the moral universe is long, but it
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  Speaker 1: bends towards justice. You know. I wonder what the whole
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  Speaker 1: thing was between Jordan and Julianna Margaliese's character because at
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  Speaker 1: the end they go at it kill bill Stown. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they do to kill bill fantasy thing, and I wonder
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  Speaker 1: what the importance of that was in this storyline. When
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  Speaker 1: you're showing such badass women, Well, they're showing because at
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  Speaker 1: the time kill Bill was like Uma Thurman was like
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  Speaker 1: such a badass. So it was like, we're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: Jordan be the ultimate badass woman and save JD from
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  Speaker 1: this abusive relationship, right and then and then to pay
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  Speaker 1: her off, he has to break in her jeans, right
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  Speaker 1: and then he smacks his ass. Yeah, rights were so tight, um.
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  Speaker 1: And then then we end with the tiny versions of us,
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  Speaker 1: which I had forgotten. It was really cute us. His
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  Speaker 1: kids is cute yeah, all right, well I think we
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  Speaker 1: did it, Donald Phazon, I did we ran along. This
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  Speaker 1: is almost a two hour episode. We gave you a
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  Speaker 1: long one, and thank you everybody for tuning in. Don't
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  Speaker 1: forget to mark your calendars for the twenty six. Is
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  Speaker 1: the twenty six. We'll be on Drew Barrymore tomorrow, and
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna be on Drew Barrymore tomorrow on the CBS.
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  Speaker 1: Never all right, guys, we love you storybut Shore, we
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