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BONUS PODCAST: Introducing "The Montoyas" · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Hey there, Now we're trying you think today, just showcasing
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  Speaker 1: other podcasts on the iHeartRadio network that you might as well.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing that now. One doesn't do anything we tell about.
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  Speaker 2: We have gone. No one likes our one. So there's
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  Speaker 2: other ones out there as well.
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  Speaker 1: And we're jumping on the bandwagon of other ones that
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  Speaker 1: we think are better than our one. Right, Yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: this seems like a right The Coaketail is a good podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Controversial strategy to podcasting books.
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  Speaker 2: One is closer to home.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, with one of the people that work with us
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  Speaker 1: here on the Hits Breakfast, your producer Taylor.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, hey, hey, it's got her own podcasts.
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  Speaker 3: You and your husband, Marcelo Montoya plays for the Warriors.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, what's it called the montoyas abstutely named.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So this podcast that you guys are obviously doing
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  Speaker 1: together talking about your.
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  Speaker 4: Life, yes, marriage, things, dogs, you guys. You guys actually
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  Speaker 4: got to mention quite a lot. Do I get a
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  Speaker 4: mentioned you know what we talked about? Actually, do you
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  Speaker 4: guys remember that day? I was in a foul mood,
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  Speaker 4: like I know every day, and I was on it
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  Speaker 4: was like five am, and I told you that I
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  Speaker 4: just was on the motorway and I had a flem
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  Speaker 4: coff attack and I spat flem out the window and
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  Speaker 4: came back in the car. And then you guys are
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  Speaker 4: the first people I see at the car park and
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  Speaker 4: you're like, hey, ty, how are you not today today?
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  Speaker 1: Because I wonder too because I've I've seen some highlights
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  Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, it looks really good, like you know,
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  Speaker 1: and what do we love about you? Is you just
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  Speaker 1: say what you're thinking? Right, Yes, a lot of like
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  Speaker 1: if and how much of that is related to us
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  Speaker 1: because you don't see the context.
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  Speaker 4: Oh well yeah, yeah, like it'll be like nice things
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  Speaker 4: like God, there fing legends.
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  Speaker 3: So you swear so much that the sins is like
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  Speaker 3: I can't even be bothered sensoring the F box.
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  Speaker 4: It's just all raw. Yeah, was like it feels mean
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  Speaker 4: that they've cut all those together. She doesn't swear that much,
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  Speaker 4: does she? And I'm like, so, can I just say
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  Speaker 4: they sent me the unedited version? And I will. It's like,
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  Speaker 4: you're going to need to absolutely cut these down because
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  Speaker 4: this is too much. And I have my nephews that
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  Speaker 4: follow me on Instagram.
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  Speaker 3: So this is the things we know about Marcelo is
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  Speaker 3: obviously very good at his job, but also very clean. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: huge clean freak around the house. So he'll vacuum up
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  Speaker 3: the kitchen after every meal.
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  Speaker 4: Two hours a night after dinner.
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  Speaker 1: It's quite private too where it's in regards doesn't have
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  Speaker 1: social media, so this is a real insight into your relationship.
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  Speaker 4: No, I've hoored him out against his will. He did
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  Speaker 4: not want to do this, and I said, please for me.
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  Speaker 4: It's about time I got out there. Okay, you've got
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  Speaker 4: a name, I've got shit all so yeah, against his will.
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  Speaker 2: He's come on, I want to free coffee.
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  Speaker 4: I just want to Pinka.
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  Speaker 1: The first episode we're going to play for you right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's released every Thursday as well. You can catch up
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  Speaker 1: with all the episodes on iHeartRadio or wherever you get
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  Speaker 1: your podcasts, and you check out the socials as well
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  Speaker 1: at the Montoya So at the Montoya's podcast on Instagram
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  Speaker 1: and TikTok. Here it is episode one.
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  Speaker 2: What do we have to look forward to in this one?
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  Speaker 4: A wild sex story that my brother walked.
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  Speaker 2: In on us. Wow, okay, all right, here we go.
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  Speaker 4: This is an iHeart Radio New Zealand podcast. One of
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  Speaker 4: your sons or daughters is going to knock on our
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  Speaker 4: door and say, Dad, So, I'm not sure what she's insinuating.
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  Speaker 4: There a bit of infidelity. I've got show and tell
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  Speaker 4: for you today. It's done. You know I was up
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  Speaker 4: on the leg up up. It is good. Back there, No,
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  Speaker 4: it's pretty the textbookship.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Hello, my love, how's it going good? How are you?
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  Speaker 2: This is fun, it's awesome.
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  Speaker 4: This is this is the Montoya's podcast. Who would have bloody.
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  Speaker 2: Thought great set up here?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks to our team, Adam producer Adam Adam call
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  Speaker 4: him pumps you nice. So you guys on that friendship
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  Speaker 4: basis already I got left out of that, so it's
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  Speaker 4: nice that you're getting them on your site.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: So yeah, did you ever think you'd be on a
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  Speaker 4: podcast one day?
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  Speaker 5: I didn't think I'd be on a podcast. However, when
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  Speaker 5: you think about it, I can talk a bit of shit.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely. I back that to the day.
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  Speaker 2: So eventually done the track.
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  Speaker 5: Someone would have called that out and said, hang on, mass,
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  Speaker 5: I think maybe we should get your on a potty
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  Speaker 5: with someone else my wife.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I got this for us, you did? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I did. I work in radio right at the hits
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  Speaker 4: great great station and we own iHeart Radio or we
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  Speaker 4: don't own. Sorry, company The Hits doesn't own. The company
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  Speaker 4: we work for owns both The Hits and iHeart Radio.
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  Speaker 4: And then they obviously noticed my natural ability to talk shit.
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  Speaker 5: Well they obviously realized my ability as well because they
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  Speaker 5: wanted me to be on this podcast.
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  Speaker 4: So this is something they're like, who's an easy get? Oh,
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  Speaker 4: her husband? And that's how it went. Not really, no, absolutely,
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  Speaker 4: I was in conversation or from what I.
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  Speaker 2: Believe, they did trial a few other people and how
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  Speaker 2: that go?
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  Speaker 4: Really good? Actually, I think we need to revisit those
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  Speaker 4: So who's sitting here me? Yeah, okay? And who's who's
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  Speaker 4: so fucking good aren't you?
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  Speaker 2: And whose last name is it? Mine?
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  Speaker 4: And mine? Actually? Fun fact, this is actually all I
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  Speaker 4: like because I'm not My real name isn't even taelor
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  Speaker 4: Montoya In Australia, it is, but our marriage is only
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  Speaker 4: recognized in Australia, not in New Zealand.
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  Speaker 2: So pretty much I've got us the gig.
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  Speaker 4: Then no, you funck with? That's just your last name.
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  Speaker 4: Well guess what the Montoya and the Lombardy that's my
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  Speaker 4: maiden name.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's the Montoya's guess what Montoya in New Zealand.
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  Speaker 4: Pretty much it's podcasts, a lot more baggage. The Lombardy
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  Speaker 4: it's my podcast. You know, if you go to Italy
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  Speaker 4: and you say long, you'll be treated like royalty. Now
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  Speaker 4: Lombardy in Italy is like what Smith is in Australia.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone's called Lombardy Smith. Well, yeah, the Smith is a
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  Speaker 4: popular surname in Australia.
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  Speaker 2: Where in Italy.
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  Speaker 4: Well, my family is from Oh, my dad's gonna kill
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  Speaker 4: me if I get this wrong. I'm pretty sure. My
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  Speaker 4: dad is from like pretty sure, Lazio, which is near Rome.
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  Speaker 4: It's like a town or something near there. And then
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  Speaker 4: my mom's from the north. They were from an island
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  Speaker 4: which is now known as Marley Lawson.
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  Speaker 2: Your grandparents, my grandparents and my mom.
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  Speaker 4: Well, obviously my grandparents are from there, my mom's from there,
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  Speaker 4: your grandfather, but now it's it's it's Croatian. It's Croatian land.
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  Speaker 4: They wanted from there. No, no, no, Nona is actually
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  Speaker 4: born in Ancia.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, none was from there. Yeah, your mom's from Condor Park.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but with an Italian like her blood, her blood
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  Speaker 4: is Italian. Okay, Well I could say the same thing
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  Speaker 4: about you. You're Fijian, but you're actually from Campbelltown.
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  Speaker 2: So I was born in Fiji, you were born in Italy.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not saying me.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you're referring to me from that?
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  Speaker 4: How do you go from Fiji to Campbelltown? Tell us
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  Speaker 4: how you got there?
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  Speaker 2: That's why.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm being dangerious. That's interesting.
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  Speaker 2: That's how it happened.
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  Speaker 4: How you fucking woke up in Fiji and then the
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  Speaker 4: next day we're coming Campbell.
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  Speaker 5: In Australia, especially in Sydney or west Is West is Mom,
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  Speaker 5: I grew up.
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  Speaker 2: I'm proud West.
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  Speaker 4: Crowd family get to Fiji to Campbelltown?
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  Speaker 2: Like what was we flew from?
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  Speaker 4: I'm not talking, not even fight, I'll ring, I'll ring
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  Speaker 4: your mom up and arson Paula. So, how old were
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  Speaker 4: you before you moved to Australia.
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  Speaker 2: Three years old?
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  Speaker 4: Thank you? So there had to be something within three
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  Speaker 4: years that said to your mom, I want to move
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  Speaker 4: to Australia.
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  Speaker 2: Hang on, hang on. I'm a mine reader.
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  Speaker 4: You don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I've never asked you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you're twenty eight now, so I'm sure in
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  Speaker 4: the last twenty six years the question has come up.
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  Speaker 4: I asked my dad why his family moved to Australia.
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  Speaker 2: He asked a lot of questions.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I'm I'm intrigued. And also I've actually never
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  Speaker 4: got a straight in say out of my granddad why
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  Speaker 4: they moved to Australia. They said, to chase a better life.
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  Speaker 4: But it only is pretty fucking good, So dodge stuff there.
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  Speaker 4: My mom likes to say. My mom likes to say
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  Speaker 4: that both my dad and my granddad have millions of
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  Speaker 4: kids out there unaccounted for. I'd like to play the field.
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  Speaker 4: And she says, one of these days, and that's my
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  Speaker 4: dad's name, Ange, one of your sons or daughters, He's
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  Speaker 4: going to knock on our door and say Dad. And
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  Speaker 4: I'm not putting up with that ship. So I'm not
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  Speaker 4: sure what she's insinuating the bit of infidelity, but hey,
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  Speaker 4: well here's a story. I seeing as this is the
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  Speaker 4: first episode, I thought, what better story to tell everyone
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  Speaker 4: to get to know us more?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 4: So do you remember the time? When do you remember
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  Speaker 4: the time? MJ?
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  Speaker 2: Is that MJA cute?
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  Speaker 4: When I'm getting a dead leg? Sorry Louis, it's not
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  Speaker 4: all about you right now, mister Anal Glenn boy, it
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  Speaker 4: would have been like a year inter Us dating officially,
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  Speaker 4: don't give him the finger. A year inter Us dating officially.
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  Speaker 4: And Mum and dad were out and you were at
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  Speaker 4: my house and no one was home. Luke my oldest brother,
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  Speaker 4: he was also out out at the races.
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  Speaker 2: Where at the race, Yeah it was in his suit.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. And we were in the back room watching a
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  Speaker 4: movie and as you do when you're that young and
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  Speaker 4: in love, movie turns into more of.
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  Speaker 2: A Netflix moment. Yeah, read my mind.
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  Speaker 4: And the back room to paint a picture to everyone,
• 10:20
  Speaker 4: because you run a photo, you'd want a picture of these.
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  Speaker 4: The TV's on the wall, couch up against the up
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  Speaker 4: against the wall as well opposite wall. Huge window. Window
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  Speaker 4: doesn't go to anywhere, just the backyard, garage door and
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  Speaker 4: the garage door. So no one's home, so no one's
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  Speaker 4: going to see anything.
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  Speaker 2: Not the actual garage door, but the door to get
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  Speaker 2: into the garage.
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  Speaker 4: So yeah, only if you would to drive in the
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  Speaker 4: garage and you park your car and you walk out
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  Speaker 4: of the garage door, you would see a display that's
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  Speaker 4: going on in the in the back room. And so
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  Speaker 4: we were Netflix and chilling all sorts of Netflix and
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  Speaker 4: chilled position.
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  Speaker 2: This this was back.
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  Speaker 4: When you were adventurous, I'd say, you know you're I'm
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  Speaker 4: as anymore. You were a young twenty year old full
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  Speaker 4: of test tossed to erone.
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  Speaker 5: I'm still trying to impress me.
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  Speaker 4: I guess you know, still the deal. So you know
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  Speaker 4: I was up on the count down the lookout, leg up, hup. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's good back then, No, it's pretty textbookshit. Now, you know,
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  Speaker 4: it's more about time now when you've been married, we've
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  Speaker 4: been together ten years, nine years this year, you just
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  Speaker 4: get in, get out. It's more about the.
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  Speaker 2: Ending, get the job done.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it's not time to look each other in
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  Speaker 4: the arm. Literally, I couldn't stand looking into your eyes.
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  Speaker 4: Why I'm a lights off girl now, you know back then,
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  Speaker 4: and I mentioned the lights were sucking on back then
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  Speaker 4: because I liked my body back then. AnyWho. So yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's very vulnerable positions, very vulnerable positions. And I know
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  Speaker 4: it will probably like seven minutes into the full act,
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  Speaker 4: and again back then it would have been probably going
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  Speaker 4: for half an hour.
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  Speaker 2: You feel like, yeah, I feel like you are.
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  Speaker 4: And I remember being I was standing on top of
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  Speaker 4: the count and you were you were standing on the floor.
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  Speaker 4: So our to what would you say, like two body
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  Speaker 4: parts were equal to each other to make it work.
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  Speaker 4: And I remember hearing the garage door open and making
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  Speaker 4: direct fucking eye contact with my brother, right, yeah, you
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  Speaker 4: did to actually, because you were looking the same direction.
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  Speaker 4: And I literally fucking died and I fell to the floor,
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  Speaker 4: and I was like, oh my god, oh my god,
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  Speaker 4: oh my god. I had a T shirt in between
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  Speaker 4: my legs and I quickly put that on, I know, disgusting.
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  Speaker 4: And we see on the couch and walks and goes.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sweating.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're sweating on.
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  Speaker 2: Rock solid sitting there, and he said.
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  Speaker 4: And he walks in, he goes, you just have except
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  Speaker 4: did I just get you to have exec?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: And then and then he gets us and guys, listen,
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  Speaker 5: I'll keep my mouth shut up, promised, but mask And
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  Speaker 5: he dropped me off to Cronola, Yeah, because.
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  Speaker 2: He was going out. Yeah, and we were like or whatever, So, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'll drop you off.
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  Speaker 4: You don't say anything to your parents, literally, and because
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  Speaker 4: like even though we were of age and boyfriend and girlfriend,
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  Speaker 4: that's not fucking nice to tell your parents obviously. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: And so he goes, he gets changed me, and you
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  Speaker 4: were like, fuck, disgusting, but dodged a bullet. You know,
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  Speaker 4: it's all good. It stays in the fans and we'll
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  Speaker 4: give him a lift to cronl All done, All done.
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  Speaker 4: Then the next morning, Mom and dad come home and
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  Speaker 4: we're all sitting.
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  Speaker 2: At breakfast and they went for a walker.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then for a walk, and we're all chilling
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  Speaker 4: at the kitchen table, and I was like, didn't even
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  Speaker 4: remember it really, because I was like, whatever, it's in
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  Speaker 4: the back of my mind. And out of nowhere, Luke goes,
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  Speaker 4: sue In's my parents' name.
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  Speaker 2: As soon as he said the name, I knew, did
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  Speaker 2: you I knew? I felt sick.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I felt sick.
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  Speaker 2: And here we go, hees, I guess what I.
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  Speaker 4: Seen tade Mass doing last night? And my dad being
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  Speaker 4: so innocent, and I'm like, no, I did they go oh,
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  Speaker 4: what what were you guys up to you last night?
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  Speaker 4: And guess they were fucking in the back room. And
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  Speaker 4: then I was like, I remember my dad dropped his
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  Speaker 4: color and goes, oh, for fuck sake, Luke, and then
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  Speaker 4: you literally just went red and quiet, and then my mom,
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  Speaker 4: out of nowhere, goes, well, at least someone in this
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  Speaker 4: house is getting something, and That is fucking fairer.
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  Speaker 5: That stories. It never gets old. But you know what
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  Speaker 5: never gets old. You never know what's going to come
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  Speaker 5: out of your brother's mouth when he it's terrifying when
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  Speaker 5: he says something.
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  Speaker 2: You just go, You just sit down and go what's
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  Speaker 2: going to come out of his mouth?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's terrifying.
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  Speaker 5: But that story, and then after that I realized with
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  Speaker 5: your family everything was open.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, that's it, Like everything was just out there,
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, that's not normal.
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  Speaker 4: Nothing's off guards Like we go the toilet with the
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  Speaker 4: door open. Dad would fucking be naked in the bathroom
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  Speaker 4: and not shut the door. And I'll walk up the
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  Speaker 4: stairs and see his ass right back, and there you
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  Speaker 4: see my dad's ask plenty of.
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  Speaker 2: Plenty of times. Yeah, nice as he wishes.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, no, he's got a swimmers ask what's that meaning
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  Speaker 4: he swam his whole life. Yes, they like have a
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  Speaker 4: nice shaped body where big shoulders, small, small waist, small ass. Really,
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  Speaker 4: it's what Sue says. At least, Yeah, you think she's
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  Speaker 4: a gymnast.
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  Speaker 5: She thinks she's a soccer player. She thinks she knows
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  Speaker 5: the weather. Yep, that's one thing about your parents that
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  Speaker 5: I love over their house. They know when is subtly
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  Speaker 5: the breeze comes in all that's that southerly.
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  Speaker 4: Year. Anything to avoid not turning the air conon, and
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  Speaker 4: they will go to the fucking heights to not turn their.
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  Speaker 2: Thirty degree day. They've looked up when the breeze.
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  Speaker 4: Is coming in literally although suddenly is going to hit
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  Speaker 4: my cello in about two hours, so we can hold off.
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  Speaker 4: We can hold out. Do you remember when you did
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: start sleeping over at our house and there were there's
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: some fucking hot days in Sydney forty degrees and overnight
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  Speaker 4: it is just hell. And I remember you going to
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  Speaker 4: my mom and dad your suit. I beg you I
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  Speaker 4: will pay here and if you bill, just please turn
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  Speaker 4: the fucking air up, and they look at each other,
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  Speaker 4: go it's not.
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  Speaker 2: That bad, is it.
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  Speaker 4: Have you got the window open?
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  Speaker 5: And then like as rich coming from meek when I
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  Speaker 5: was young, we never had ecorn in our house. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: when you're training, it's like, man, you need it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but this is the perfect difference between our family
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  Speaker 4: and your family, right, my feeling and your family. Your
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: family like very working class, especially like you growing up.
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: Your mom worked three fucking jobs to put you guys
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: in school, give you the best life ever. But you
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: wouldn't know that. You went like, you wouldn't know if
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: you were struggling or anything, because your mom made sure
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: you guys always had a lot of food, always brought
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: you the Nike shoes you wanted, right, she just would
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: shut up and work the extra shit no ekon and
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: home brand to tell her, as you say all the time,
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: my fucking family mate, Like, God knows the financial strains
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: they had, but it was like we were fucking poor,
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: living paycheck to paycheck on Struggles Street. I remember when
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: bananas there was a cyclone in Queensland, so banana's were
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: really fucking expensive. My dad's here, this is your last banana.
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: We're not having these for months. I said, well, why
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: come we up? Bananas? D no air con. Every time
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: there's a power switch off, straight away I'd go to
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: use the microwave. What's a dad, the microphone microwaves broke it? No,
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: I've just turned it off with the powerboy and turn
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: it back on. But I need this every fucking hour,
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: so I'm turning it off from the switch.
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: It's a clever way to save money. My mom, you
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: should do that as all. However, I think like when
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: you get to an age and you were working as all,
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: but in saying that as well, you never really paid any.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: Board at home.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: Bullshit. I paid board as soon as I got my
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: first full first, yeah, full time job, in.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: Your in your parents' defense, right in their defense. And
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: I don't want to load ball you here, but I
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: don't care. Your board was fifty bucks a.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: Month, You're fucking lying. It was fifty dollars a fortnight.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: It wasn't a month.
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: It was a fortnight, one hundred dollars a month. So
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: I remember saying, fuck.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: This is going to it.
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: It was a month, fifty dollars a month, and I
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: can run it back with your mother. Your board, well,
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: at some stas I was playing the electricity bills sometimes.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: Good, So you shure, because would have been playing PlayStation.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: This is the matter.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: You would have been. You would have been in the
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: bathroom music in the power. You would have been downstairs
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: with the you're straight and all that kind of stuff.
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: Whatever.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: So mate, you bring yourself right back down. Please fuck you.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: Fuck you and your ship't coming from a lecture.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: It's the truth.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: We had to Did you have fox steel growing up,
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: which is like Sky, Yes, yeah you did. Yeah, we
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: had to beg and beg and I remember we only
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: Dad said you will only get the basic channels. And
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: I remember one time Fox Stell fucked up and we
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: we out of nowhere got Disney and it was like Christmas.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: I remember seeing like Sweet Life of Zack and Cody.
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: But sometimes they give you those you'd like to give
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: you a deal and scot all of these times, So
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: I'll give.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: You Channel Oh okay, because I remember one time Dad
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: got the bill and Fox still had gone up like
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: two dollars and he rang them and so I'm fucking canceling.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: I'm cancing And then they yeah, because he just threatens them.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: And then they go, okay, Ange will put you back
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: on the plane you were on, and we'll well that
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: will keep your plan and we won't cancel on here.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah for two dollars.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Well that's yeah.
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: But that's why they live really comfortably now, because all
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: those sacrifice the struggle.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: Every day they live like they're struggling. You know what,
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: they're saving up for.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: The power bills, the Fox Tell bills.
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: That's why they can put their feet up here and
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: they're not work every day, so it's a credit to them.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: Cool. Why don't you go and marry them?
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, thank you. I'll pop in here and there though.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: You're nice. Yep, yep, no, yeah, I'm just there. All
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: this chat has got me thinking about the first time
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: you met my family. What were your first impressions?
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Beautiful people?
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: Not bullshit?
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Oh shit?
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: I remember we were dating for like six months and
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: then you finally asked me to be your girlfriend on
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: New Year's Eve in the most anti comedic way. May
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: just say, I picked you up from the air box
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: you had just leaded from Fiji as New Year's Evil,
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: stuck in traffic on the M four because we will
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: be going out paramatta. Yeah, and you go, oh, do
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: you want to be my girlfriend? Isn't that? Yeah? You
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: said that, and I was like, oh, well that was
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: a bit shit you when you and me, fucking dude,
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: I was like, well, there he goes the romance. And
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: then I remember saying to you, where the fox your luggage?
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: You've just been away for three weeks and I just
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: left it all there.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: That's how it works.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: So you leave everything there, everything except the clothes that
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: you wear.
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, fair enough, so you go, you go there full
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: bag all your clothes, and then you come back. You
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: leave everything there because all your cousins, all my cousins
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: talk everything.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, wonder we haven't been back then, because I'm
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: doing that.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Very strategic if we go there, Yeah, you'll be coming
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: back with nothing.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: Well, because yeah, it's so different over there, Like how
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: much is protein powder over there? I don't know, I
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: remember that a stat reading a stat of protein powder
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: in Fiji or maybe when did you see this show? No,
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: but I remember seeing it was like like four hundred
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: dollars or something for protein powder? Yeah? Am I talking
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: absolute shit?
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I must speak because if you're looking shock.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: The only person I would have heard that promise you
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: I shocked about what you're looking at us? That's about
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: protein powder in Fiji.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: No, I must have come up on my for you
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: page or something. Oh, can I just say it's for you? What?
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: What's for you page?
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: Are you? For real? On like social media like TikTok
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: and Instagram, there's a button that says for you, and
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: you like click it and the algorithm sends you videos
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: that it thinks you'll like. So like if I was
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: your for you page, It'll be like cars, volkswagens. What
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: else are you into? Yeah? Like the most boring shit
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: ever mine it's sausage, dogs and outfits.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: See social media they get you back on. Yeah, that's
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: how they get you hooked.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: It's the biggest, most biggest drug addictions pandemic of its O.
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: That's what you know what, that's what you're stuck on
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: on your phone. That's your quality time. But that's what
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: I'm saying, And that's what social media gets your hooked
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: on everything.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: We don't need to do quality time anymore. We have
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: this one hour a week that's more than enough.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Perfect.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: That is absolutely amazing. But yeah, when when you first
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: came over after six months of waiting, using me out
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: and I remember your message to me and your car saying, hey,
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: im out the front, and I was like, oh, well,
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: if we're dating now, like officially, you need to come
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: inside and meet my mum and dad. And you're like,
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: oh no, I'm going to just have a sleep in
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: my car till you're need to come out. I was like,
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: get the fucking the house before my mom comes out
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: and bashes the fuck out of here. And I remember
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: you walked in and my parents were watching the Sopranos.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: I don't know if that was like a fucking a thing,
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: like a threat to send you and then yeah, the
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: rest is history.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: I remember that.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they were nice people, like yeah, but when when
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: I walked.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: In, what did she say? What are we doing? We're
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: going on to the movies.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's all we used to do back then, movies
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: and dinner, such innocent times.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Now we just fight, we don't.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, when always you always decided to criticize.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: What's honest feedback and shut the fuck up.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: I don't care about your honesty back, So I'll say
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: that to me. I'm not one of your fucking colleagues.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: I don't want to hear on his feedback.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: That's the way it should be.
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: Okay, well, you know what, the honestly, that's how through relationship,
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: last honest feedback. Hit the naw I mean, you're so
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: blunt and hit the nail on the head right then
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: and there. No one holds onto it, there's no baggage,
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: there's no no bottles and anything up. You empty it
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: then and there and it's done.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: I would love to one day compare how you guys
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: talk to each other at training to the way we
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: talk to each other in a corporate setting. Why, honest
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: feedback is far and wide to come by, mate, And
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: what do you mean in a corporate setting, regardless of
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: what job.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: You're in, say it in a way that I understand.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: Everyone beats around the bush, not in the out mate, Yeah,
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: yours just quite savage.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Well, the thing about us is it's a high pressure environment.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: So is radio. Yeah, well then kidding, it's not pressure. No,
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: no one's listening. Difference between yeah, I think a difference
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: between radio you guys. Yeah, but people listen as well.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I've been sprayed so many times on the radio.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: But I feel like when you guys sign a contract,
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: like if you're on breakfast radio or that's your contract,
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: right yeap for us, you sign the contract, but you
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: still got to fulfill that just a player.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: Well, it's like that. It's like that, Oh do you
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: mean like you could get dropped week and then if.
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: You're breakfast radio, they don't go No, this week, you're
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: going to go on afternoon radio.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah. True, that's a good point, but they might not
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: get their contract renewed in three years. But yeah, at
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: least I've got.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: Three years, they've got three years. Yeah, that's true, and
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: a lot can happen in three years with us as
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: soon as you know. If the coach doesn't want you
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: to play, or he thinks you're not a battle, bad
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: form gone.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: And that's where that honest feedback comes into play.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Hey, it has to be. And that's why I bring
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: it home. I think it's important.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: Don't think you should bring it home.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: I think it's important.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: Guess what this is for life? Baby, and nobody here
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: getting relegated.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but still well, sometimes I'm relegated to the doghouse always.
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: You're about to after this too. Have you ever given
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: me honest feedback? And I've ever taken it on board?
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: I don't know, Yeah you have.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: It doesn't sound like me. I don't do well with
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: you don't initially leadership.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: That's not toxic leaders I don't do well if you're
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: not honest.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: No, I believe in honesty. I don't like being told
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: what to do, how to act, what to think what. Yeah,
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: every single job I've had I did not respond well
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: to a boss. And that's why I'm hoping this fucking
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: podcast goes somewhere, because there ain't not many jobs left
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: there for me out there.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: I think you respond to a boss that was honest
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: with you. Oh.
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: I appreciate my current boss at the Hits, but again,
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: radio is such a different. I used to work at
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: the airport. I had a micro manager and we had
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: some words. Yeah, I don't I don't do well with
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: stuff like that. Yeah, that's why when you tell me
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: what to do, I rebel. Yeah yep, So you tell
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: me to flush the toilet, I won't flush it out
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: of spite.
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: That's what's different even for me too. Like I was
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: going to Leon, Leon's my best mate the other day
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: and he's going through a job change, and he was
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: asking me for advice, and I'm saying, Bro.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: What's he doing that he should call me.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: I've never had to work like in a I mean,
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: I know how to go.
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: For an interview, Yeah, for a job when you're because
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: I've always I'm not always but and not saying it
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: to be an asshole, like I worked hard to get
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: where I am, But in saying that, it's I think,
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: like I don't have to get a job interview.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: I've always played. I played in a RL, but then.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: When you off, when you were off contract, you had
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: to go for an interview. Yeah, yeah, so that's an interview.
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's different, right because I've got a manager
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: that that negotiates, yeah, the stipulations of my contract. The
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: bad guy where he was, you know, like he's he's
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: trying to negotiate his own money.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: How much is he going to be on?
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: How much asking?
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: How much is he going to ask for? And I'm like, bro,
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: that's that's scary. That's hard.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's hard to do because you're your own like
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: you know, like you got to go with brave heart
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: and say no, I want this much. Yeah, you know
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: where I got someone that does that for me, you know.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: So that's yeah. So I'm grateful to be to know
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: to do what I do because I love what I do.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: But it's a lot different.
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: Very insightful, Moss. It's nice to see this maturity come
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: out of you.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Thanks for that take.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: Speaking of your chol speaking of your work. You're often
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: away a lot of the time, which leaves me by
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: myself at home with my best friend Louis. Louis is
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: sitting on my lap right now. He is a miniature dashhound.
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: He's a beautiful what color would you say this is
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: red brownish, red.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Asshole brown nothing.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: He is a bigger bitch than I am. So you've
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: been away for the weekend, right, So I've been just
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: having to cook for myself, which, may I say, is
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: fucking amazing. My favorite part of you leaving this house
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: every time is that I don't have to cook you
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: three course meals. And on Saturday night, I opted for
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: just some plain noodles with prawns and dumplings. Yes, quite
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: a nice meal, I thought, and I had I had
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: done all the cooking right, and I thought, because dumplings
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: they're easy. I just bought the ones in the packet
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: and it said, oh for a tip, that's not cooking.
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: Then I think, say I made them from scratch, claiming
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: to I don't make the noodles from scratch either, just
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: all packet food. AnyWho, what your dooker? Can you explain
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: what douka means? In what thank you?
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: Nice?
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: To clear that up for the audience, because not everyone
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: speaks Fiji. And so I a tip on the packet
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: said to make it really nice and crispy. Boil them
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: like steam the dumplings in the fry pan over a lid.
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: Then take the lid off and then pan fry them
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: in oil. And I was like, that sounds amazing, you know,
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: two birds with one stone. So I've I've steamed them
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: and I've gone all this nice and squishy, I'll take
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: the lid off and pan fry them. And then that
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: was it. I put them in a plate. You happen
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: to call me? You face tied me. But a lovely
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: chat for how long would you say? That was on
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: Saturday night? And now tis yeah you did? You did so?
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: I can't remember, well the long one, yeah, forty minutes minimum.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: So yeah, I've enjoyed that chat with you, and we've
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: we've gotten off the phone, and I've looked around the
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: house and gone, why is the house filled with smoke?
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: And I'm looking everywhere thinking what's happened? What's on fire?
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: Look at Louis. Louis passed out from smoke pot. And
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: I've gone to the stove. What do you reckon's happened?
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: You left the stove on?
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, with the fry pans still on top of the stove.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and what with the dumplings in there?
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: No, I had eaten the dumplings, so you just left
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: it on?
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah? And the pen was cooking.
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so you know there's a nice frying pans. You
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: spend a lot of money on just one of them's
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: completely fucking right off. Yeah, I've got it downstairs. I've
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: been hiding it from you since she got home. Yeah. Sorry,
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: I know. And it's charcoal black now, and I've tried
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: to scrub. I tried to scrub so hard. Should I
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: go get it? Yeah, okay, I'll be back. You just
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: keep the audience company. I'll be two seconds.
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: Oh and you know what the funny thing about that
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: is she sprayed me for going and spending all that
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: money on buying them. Yeah, she got upset at me.
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: Oh well, you're spending this much money on buying it
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: and then bang she focks it. You can show me,
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: because you know what it could be. It could be
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: completely broken. It could just be Fijian broken.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Like remember how I broke the rice cooker.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: You break that as well.
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: I told you I left it on. Sorry, I'm made
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: of breath. I left the rice cooker on the stove,
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: and the stove was on it. It melted through the
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: whole bottom. That's why we haven't had rice in ages anyhow. Gone,
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: it's done. It's done. It's completely broken. There's the fry bed.
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: So yeah, I tried scrubbing that one come.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: Out that looks like a big black hole.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So is that Fiji and broken or is that broken? Broken?
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: It's broken using it, Taylor, I know.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: So, but like, don't facetimey during dinner.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: No, No, you can't, No, you do. You can't blame
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: You should look at.
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: The time and go Okay, in Brisbane it's what four,
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: so it's six in New Zealand. I'm not going to
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: call her because I know she's eating.
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: You can't blame me for this, because you know you
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: got to be responsible when I'm away. Yes, dad, No, No,
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: it's not even about dad. You know you got to
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: be responsible. Like that's ridiculous. That's an expensive front.
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: And this is the lesson. Don't buy stupid fucking expensive
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: shituse I'm just going to break it.
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: No, we needed those because those can go in the oven.
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: That's why we bought those ones. That's why I spend
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: that money.
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: You know what I think the lesson in this is
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: I think I should give my chef hat to you
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: and you should cook me. Did it from now? Because
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: since you're so perfect and you won't ruin everything, and
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: you can cook rice and a rice cooker, and you
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: know how to cook fucking all these luxes and curries
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: that I've never tasted my fucking life. All you can
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: do is lamb on the barbecue that is not cooking,
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: which is.
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: Fair, that's cooking, it's not you know, maybe you're right,
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: Maybe I do, Maybe I do cook those here.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, bring your mom up, since she's an amazing cook,
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: and get her to teach you.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: The one thing I'll know if I do cook, I
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: won't burn the frying pan.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: Wait and see how you talk a big game for
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: someone that's never fucking done it before.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: I guess I won't break my rice cooker either.
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: Really well, you love to buy a new one first,
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: it's gone, she's done. I threw it out when you
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: went home? Did it? It was breaking? We could we
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: could kill ourselves if I kept using it from Brisbane.
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: And I guess what they sell them in New Zealand too.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: You know you can make rice on ajo. You don't
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: need a rice cooking You can make rice on a sto.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: I'm telling your mom this.
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: I can't tell her. I'm scared of my mom. That's
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: why she's twenty seven years old. I ruled my own world.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Did you tell her about this already?
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: I told her about that. She was laughing.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when I want to watch she didn't charge me
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: for the dice and.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, mom's getting us shipped to dice in filter because
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: we can't get them New Zealand. So on the on
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: the topic of you being away and meaningly killing the
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: house and the fry pans and the rice cookers and
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: all that. The rice cookers months ago, what do you
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: mean when I broke that, I just haven't told you
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: because I'm like, we haven't needed to have rice yet.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: So yeah, well that's why you've just been cooking the
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: oars over then.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's nicer anyways, it's like an Italian rice song.
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: It's fine in the corporate world. At the moment, it
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: is flu season and it is rampant. Ramp is running rampage.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: I don't know if any.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: Running ramp.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: Is that the character see where you see you I'm English, Well,
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: it's running a muck around the office.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: To say rampant.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: No, because once you correct me, I don't like knowing
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: that you're right, So I just move on and I
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: at the moment my throat's fucked. Our producer Adam's got
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: a mask on because he doesn't want to get us
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: more seat. You guys went like, I I probably got
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: this off you because what no I did you on
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: the LEMP SIPs this weekend? You and your fucking teen
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: It's like being married to you is like being married
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: to a kid in daycare. You bring that much shit
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: home and then I just cop it. It's exhausting.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Oh well, put up with it, mate.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: I remember when ring worm was going around and everywhere
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: what who the fuck starts that?
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: It's just because when when you sweat a lot and
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: we wrestle, and because he wrestled, that's how it spreads.
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: M hmm, yeah, feral.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: I took down a whole department last year with the
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: flu because you Taho had a really bad flu, and
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: then he gave it to you, and then you gave
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: it to me, and then I coughed on Maniah at
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: work from six. He literally took down his whole department,
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: the Heart Radio apartment, and then I said, sucked in.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: That was whose fault it was.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: It all goes back to that.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: We got to think we we fly every second week. Yeah,
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: we're traveling.
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: We're on the plane mainly when we're coming back from games,
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: you know where, like you're coming back the body is
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: still recovering. The bodies at a low in terms of
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: how it's feeling, because like we've just played eighty minutes
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: and flogged ourselves in the footy field. Yeah, so it's
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: like the immune systems low. And then we get on
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: a plane with all these people and then they'll like
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: someone sick on the plane, boom pasted one of us,
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: and we just hand it out.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: I know it's beautiful, let me tell you that.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Love.
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: It can't wait being sick every fucking second week.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: But it sucks.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it is what it is, mate, Because then
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: you're always like to me, when you feel it coming on,
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: You're like, go sleep in the spare room, but I can't.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: I come forth to sleep without you.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: Then then how do you sleep? But I'm away the
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: dog we'll sleep with him in the spirit.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: I didn't like to do that when you're in the house.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: Why because I know you're judging I'm not. And then
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: I have to clean the sheets the next day, and
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: I don't do that when you're not around. No one's
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: just easier to avoid.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but.
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: But yeah, but doesn't make sense if you if you
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: want to sleep in the sparring with him, just sleep
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: in there with him. Oh you'd allow that, Yeah, if
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: you're sick, because then otherwise I give make you sicker.
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: Then you try act tough and the next day you
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: spraying me.
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: I never act tough. I milk that shit to the bone.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Baby.
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: So yeah, that was well, that was fun. Did you
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: like that? Did you have fun?
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah? It was awesome.
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I just want to mention as well. One thing,
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: it's a really at the top of my head and
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: I need to get off my chairs. We've been watching
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: this Netflix show god listing Manhattan or Buying Manhattan or
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: some show ow owning man Hattan. It's another real estate show.
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: If I see one more fucking real estate show come
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: up on Netflix, and I don't even know why I'm
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: complaining because I watched them all. But there's like selling Sunset,
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: buying Beverly Hills, this one selling houses Australia, selling Tampa.
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: What the fuck is everyone's obsession with real estate shows.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: I feel like it's because everyone can relate r.
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: In what way. There's like like a million dollar homes
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: no one can relate to that.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well some people like to dream about that stuff
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: as well and watch it again. Man, that's nice. I
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: love it. I love it.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: But then what I hate is people watch that show
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: and go, oh my god, I'm going to be real
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: estate agent because it's that much. It's that easy to
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: make commissions for someone who's a sister of a real
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: estate agent. Again, my beautiful brother, Luke with the foul mouth.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: It's fucking hard, mate.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: It's a great point you make, But it's like that
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: with everything, you know, you get the trolls on that
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: are and then the trolls that want to play footy
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: or the ones online that want to spray people online.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: Oh do this that. There's a reason why you're.
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: Sitting back and you're typing on your computer or on
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: your phone because you're shit.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: You could never do it.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: Is this about real estate or did we just hit
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: a nerve about people? Like so I just got triggered
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: because I was talking about houses.
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well it's the same thing, all right, people that
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: say I could sell that house, so I could carry
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: a ball, catch that ball, could you?
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: Okay, so we're back there again.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: We'll guess you can't because you're not there, you haven't
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: done it. Just shut your mouth, all right?
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I say that about radio exactly. I'm kidding. Anyone
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: could literally get on Mike and talk to it. Anyone.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: No, really, you can.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: Look you're doing it right now. I'm doing it right.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: But I'm funny.
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: You're not. I'm not. This is shit, this is going nowhere.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: Who's gonna listen to These people are already depressed. He's
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: gonna make them more pressed. Anyways, I think that's enough.
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: Let's go out with the bang. Okay, but see, I'll
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: see you next week.